- [Voiceover] You are about to enter the courtroom of
Judge Walter Winschel Waffle.
The foods are real, the cases are real,
the rulings are final.
This is Judge Waffle.
Blueberry Pancake is suing his former friend Squash,
for the cost of cosmetic surgery after Squash supposedly
fell on top of him without warning.
(pathetic crying)
- All rise.
Eh, eh, eh, Simon didn't say.
(annoyed groans)
Okay, Simon says, "All rise."
Judge Waffle, this is case number AO.
The matter of Pancake versus Squash.
Parties have been sworn in, be seated.
Simon says, "Be seated."
Man, you guys are quick studies.
- Mr. Pancake, what exactly happened?
- The other day, I was just sitting there,
being awesome, as usual.
Then, suddenly, this Squash fell out of the sky,
and squished me. (crowd gasps)
Messed me up something fierce.
- You know, you look fine to me.
Was the accident really that bad?
- Your honor, before the accident,
I was a Blueberry Muffin.
(surprised gasps)
- Whoa, that's flat out crazy.
- Well it certainly seems your entitled to the money.
What do you have to say, Squash?
- But it wasn't me, it was the one armed man.
- Hmm, convincing testimony, perhaps we should be looking
for this one armed man.
- Wait a second, you're seriously rethinking your ruling
because he blamed some imaginary one armed man?
I was a muffin,
and now I'm a pancake your honor.
- You're right Pancake, judgement for the
plaintiff in the amount of--
- But your honor, it was the one armed man.
- Oh, that's right, I had forgotten about the one armed man.
- Orange, what is going on?
- This must be your first trial with Judge Waffle.
He's one heck of a waffler.
- Okay, Squash is guilty, no wait, not guilty,
but probably guilty.
I just don't know.
- I see, well why'd he become a judge if he
can't make up his mind?
- Probably 'cause he gets to hit stuff
with this cool hammer.
- Orange, stop it, Simon says, "Stop it."
- Aw man, my only weakness.
- Alright, before I can reach a decision,
I'm going to need to see some evidence.
- Your honor, this is Exhibit A.
My before and after photos.
- Wow, you could be on a Slim Fast commercial.
- Exhibit B, a rendering of what I'll look like after
the plastic surgeon does his thing.
- Oh wow, oh my God, it's beautiful.
- You like that, ladies?
It's the chin of Gourd Clooney.
- Wait a minute, you're not just trying to frame Squash
so you can get a new chin, are you?
I think I'm going to side with Squash on this one.
- No, no, no, I'm the victim here.
- A valid point, in that case I guess I should
find Squash guilty.
- But it wasn't me, it was--
- The one armed man?
- Yes, it was the one armed man, you gotta believe me.
- No, one armed man.
- Look out, he's got a squashing gavel.
(horrified screams and bashing)
- Run.
(screams)
- Should I get out the way?
Maybe I'll stay here, but here's too dangerous.
But if I move, maybe he'll miss me.
What do I do? I can't decide.
- Aw man, that was an awful lot of waffle waffling.
(disgruntled moan)
Hey, what's the matter, didn't you like my joke?
Simon says, "Laugh."
Now that's better.
Adjourned, yeah.
(plucky banjo)
(trolling laughter) Knife.