When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots.
All jumbled and disconnected.
It was pretty disorienting.
What the fuck are you doing? I'm straight.
That is so how all guys say that No, I'm serious, dude.
Oh really? It's too bad. 'Cos I'm amazing.
I don't like to brag, but I can suck the
engine block to the tail pipe of the '58 Chevy.
Really? Yeah, talking 'bout the big ones with the 380s.
Oh. So you know cars, yeah? And beer.
See, unlike with women, you can crack one open right after.
Hell! You can have one during.
It'll just be a little fun between buddies, you know.
And you'll never have to call me.
Till you're up for another round, that is.
You're not worried about Elizabeth coming in?
Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie.
I'm here for a date with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is 243D, as in 'down the walk'.
This is 243B. As in 'Blowjob'. You're not StraightCurious from AOL?
No. Not again.
Oh, shut up! You are so lying to me!
No, check the journal! Look.
September 20th. Oh my God! That is so funny!
So maybe you should write a song about that.
I can't believe you've almost clone with your demo
and you haven't written a song about your best friend.
Yeah, I can't believe that the tree falls in the forest
it wouldn't have something to do with you.
Hey, J. Martinis, vodka or gin?
Gin, and you, you can tell that friend of yours to go fuck himself.
You know, I only have one friend who can
actually do that, and I doubt you've met.
I mean the base player. We were just supposed to lay down some tracks
but the second song it was like my bra had grown hands.
Excuse me, wannabees, order up.
One callback, she's Margo Channing
Second callback, thank you. Second lead in the feature.
I'm so getting this. Soon, I can kiss you losers goodbye
and finally justify moving to this miserable fucking town.
You ever read for Barry Wolf?
Hey