1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:05,672 ( cIassicaI musicaI score pIaying ) 2 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,560 ( chiIdren pIaying ) 3 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,375 You have a safe fIight, okay? 4 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:47,463 Hey, take care of that daughter of yours. 5 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,300 ( woman speaking over PA ) 6 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,977 ( Latin music pIaying ) 7 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,441 ( honks horn ) 8 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,136 - ( car honks ) - ( speaks Spanish ) 9 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,688 Papi! 10 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,867 ( beII ringing ) 11 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,244 ( speaks Spanish ) 12 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,549 - ( car honks ) - ( speaks Spanish ) 13 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:14,884 Papi! 14 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,654 ( speaks Spanish ) 15 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,931 - ( people chatting ) - Woman over P.A.: Ladies and gentIemen, 16 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,351 weIcome to Chicago's O'Hare InternationaI Airport. 17 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:08,145 PIease check the overhead monitors 18 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,481 for flight arrival and departure times. 19 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,194 PIease keep aII personaI items, 20 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,531 incIuding Iuggage, with you at aII times. 21 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,325 Unattended Iuggage wiII be confiscated 22 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,994 by Iaw enforcement officials. 23 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,079 May I have your attention pIease? 24 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:27,415 This is a gate change announcement. 25 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:31,085 - Jesse! - Jesse! Jesse! 26 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:34,213 Oh, ho ho! WeIcome back! 27 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,632 - Come on, man! - Yeah, baby! 28 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:37,842 What's up? 29 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,719 You find any weapons of mass destruction over there? 30 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,847 - You on SociaI Security yet, asshoIe? - Yeah. ( laughs ) 31 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,016 - Oh, man. - How you doing, man? 32 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,018 - So good to see you, brother. - So good to see you. 33 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,770 - Man, it's been too Iong. - l know. l know, man. 34 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,857 - I missed you. - You girIs want to stop the fappy shit? 35 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,192 - It's happy hour, man. - What? 36 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,612 - It's 1 1 :00. - Not in Amsterdam! 37 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,155 It's party time! 38 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,407 ( Spanish hip-hop music pIaying ) 39 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,040 Jesse: Grandpa, you want to watch the road? 40 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,794 - Man: Oh, Iook at that. - Man #2: Let me see, man. 41 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,796 - Oh, that's not bad. - Man: Not bad, bro. 42 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,424 - That gonna heaI up reaI nice. - Looks good, man. 43 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,092 - Man: That's cooI. - Announcer: Johnny's aII deaIs. 44 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,178 - Oh! Oh oh! Oh! - This is it. 45 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,679 This is the ad for the store! Check it out. 46 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,848 - Check it out. - Shh shh shh! 47 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,684 - Listen to this. - PIasma screen TVs, at absoIuteIy... 48 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,062 ...rock bottom prices. 49 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,981 Woman: Excuse me, Mr. Sexy Voice Man, 50 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,359 but why are you standing in the middIe of the store... 51 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,070 - ...in just your underwear? - Man: Who, me? 52 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,072 - Woman: Mm-hmm. - Man: I'm just trying 53 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,116 - to give you 60". - Oh! 54 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:47,954 That's so cheap! Yo yo yo, B, 55 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,331 you shouId see the honeys I've got Iined up for the next ad. 56 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,667 - CaIiente. - Oh, come on, father Time. 57 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,252 You think that dye job in your hair fooIs anybody? 58 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,421 Just 'cause your iIIegaI Mexican ass can't afford-- 59 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,798 OId ass man. 60 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,591 I'm gonna teII you the difference between me and you. 61 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,094 - What's that? You teII me. - I'm IegaI. 62 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,638 You a wannabe IegaI. 63 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,974 Ouch. Yo, whoa whoa whoa. 64 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,935 Johnny, turn on Sacramento. lt's coming up pretty soon. 65 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,104 Johnny: Wait. You want your ma to kiII us? 66 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,106 It'II be fine. Just turn on Sacramento 67 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,316 - when we get up there. - Papo, what's the rush? 68 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,652 Your aunt's stiII pissed that we were Iate to Mauricio's wedding. 69 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,570 Are you kidding me? You're stiII harping on that? 70 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,823 The priest passed out from heat stroke! 71 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,575 Dude, everybody knows I need 15 minutes to bIow-dry my hair. 72 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,995 - Otherwise it don't work. - Road's coming up. 73 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:32,373 - Don't miss it. - Let's hit the cuchi frito spot. 74 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,333 - Some bacaIaditos maybe. - Yeah, l'm hungry, bro. 75 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,585 - Johnny. - Me. 76 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,671 - Stop the car. - Here? 77 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,297 - Yeah. - What's up? 78 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,216 Are you crazy? It's freaking coId out there. 79 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,802 I'm not gonna stop the car. 80 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,345 - Stop the car! - I'm not getting out! 81 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,932 - lt's cold! - Johnny! Ozzy! 82 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,476 Come here, bro. What are you doing? 83 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,729 Oh, shit. 84 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,313 ( both panting ) 85 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,944 (Daughters) 86 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,119 WeIcome back, coz. 87 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,121 WeIcome back. 88 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,457 Ozzy: WeIcome back to HumbIe Park, man. 89 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,377 You feel sick? You don't Iook sick. 90 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,337 Are you sure this medicine is not gonna make me drowsy? 91 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,839 - Hi, Edy. - I don't want to faII asIeep 92 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,466 at my girl's office party. 93 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,634 You're gonna be the most beautiful woman there. 94 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,386 Thank you, Papi. I'II see you Iater. 95 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,346 Okay. 96 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,974 ( speaks Spanish ) 97 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,854 - What? - You know what, Don Juan. 98 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,106 If I didn't admire her, she'd be insuIted. 99 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,358 PIease! Like you Iook at Sister Maria here Iike that. 100 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,361 I wasn't aIways a nun. 101 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,614 Oh no. 102 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,657 Brother's even steaIing Santa suits. 103 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,451 Why don't you sit on Santa's Iap 104 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:51,786 and give me your wish Iist? 105 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,497 $1 , one menthoI. 106 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,998 Why don't you add 99 to that, 107 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,958 pay me back for the Trinidad-Jones fight? 108 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,585 That fight was over a year ago. 109 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,796 I swear, I'm never betting with you again, Spencer. 110 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,589 30 years, you've never ponied up once. 111 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,132 And why you bet on Trinidad, anyway? 112 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,051 l usually never bet when two brothers are fighting. 113 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,344 Trinidad is Puerto Rican. 114 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,012 How many times do I have to expIain to you 115 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:11,347 Puerto Ricans ain't bIack? 116 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,099 Come on, you know damn weII 117 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,934 if Trinidad wasn't bIack, l'd never bet on him. 118 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,519 l always bet on the bIack man. 119 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,938 Lakers versus CeItics, l always went Lakers. 120 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,648 Tiger versus the white boy of the month... 121 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,274 I aIways go Tiger. 122 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,194 The only time l ever lost was ApoIIo versus Rocky, 123 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,570 but l think that shit was fixed. 124 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,239 Whatever. Can I have my money? 125 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,116 lf l prove to you that Puerto Ricans are bIack, 126 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,367 then I don't owe you one thin dime. 127 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,286 - Edy: Get out. - Dad! Papi! 128 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:37,456 - Hey, Spence. Look at you. - Hey, Mauricio. 129 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,583 - I Iike the bIack Santa scam. - Hey, you know me. 130 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,252 Too bad Santa onIy comes once a year. 131 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,170 - Know what I mean? - Got that right. 132 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,172 Dad. How's it going? 133 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:48,050 I couIdn't just drive by without paying tribute, you know? 134 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,761 - ( laughs ) - Look at you. 135 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,263 How come he gets to fIirt? 136 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,514 'Cause he's mine. 137 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,933 - Hi, Tina. - Hi. 138 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,935 - Nice bIouse. - Thank you. 139 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,229 Anna gave it to me for my birthday Iast year. 140 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:01,814 Whoa. Don't fIash Iike that. 141 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,024 I'm a married man. Cover them up. 142 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,943 ( both Iaugh ) 143 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,403 Just kidding. 144 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,196 - That bIouse Tina was wearing? - Yeah? 145 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,657 l gave it to your mom two Christmases ago. 146 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,910 Maybe it was a IittIe too Lieutenant Uhura, "Star Trek" for her. 147 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,871 Come on, Sarah. Where's your Christmas spirit? 148 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,331 Where's hers? She regifts everything. 149 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,750 Last year she gave me a basket of toiIetries with 150 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,919 with "DoubIetree" and "Boca" printed on it. 151 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,255 - Really? - I stiII have the body Iotion. 152 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,382 Oh, Sarah, come on. Hey, do you know what wouId be 153 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,009 a great Christmas present for my parents? 154 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,844 - TiVo? - Nerd. 155 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,762 lf we tell them we're trying to have a baby. 156 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,306 - A baby? - Yeah. 157 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,725 Are you high? ( laughs ) 158 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,436 - We discussed this. - No. No no no no no no no. 159 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,521 We're stiII in discussion about this. 160 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,190 What are we gonna say to my mom when she's all, 161 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,276 "AII my friends have grandchiIdren. 162 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,111 My mother had 10 grandchiIdren when she was my age"? 163 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,530 We'll tell her to adopt an embryo 164 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,324 and have one herseIf. 165 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,326 ( water running ) 166 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,453 ( man speaking Spanish on radio ) 167 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,483 ( door opens ) 168 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,318 - Merry Christmas. - happy Christmas. 169 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:32,696 Oh my boy! 170 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,494 You Iook so handsome. 171 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,455 - HeIIo, Sarah. - Hello. 172 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,125 You went to the bodega before you came home first? 173 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,627 - Yeah, weII-- - What difference does it make? 174 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,379 They're here now. 175 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,548 You're Iucky to have ran into him at the bodega. 176 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,176 He's a little hard to get ahoId of these days. 177 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:58,138 ( speaks Spanish ) 178 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,766 Mira, she's aImost a Puerto Rican. 179 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,643 ( speaks Spanish ) 180 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,897 I'm sorry, can you say that more sIowIy 181 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,692 and just enunciate a IittIe more cIearIy? 182 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,403 Yeah, weII, she saying "How are you?" 183 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,280 She says, "How are you?" How are you? 184 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,074 - Oh. Very good. - There you go. 185 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,952 It Iooks Iike you've Iost a little bit of weight. 186 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,579 ( speaks Spanish ) 187 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,833 She said that you Iook great. 188 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,627 Oh. Thank you. I just started PiIates. 189 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,463 Ay, bendito. When am I gonna have grandchiIdren? 190 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,132 My mother had 10 at my age. 191 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,967 All of my friends have grandchiIdren. 192 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,177 I'm going to be the onIy Puerto Rican grandmother 193 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,430 who's gonna have to adopt grandchiIdren. 194 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,390 Anna, Ieave the chiIdren aIone. 195 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,183 Do you want to drive them back to New York? 196 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,935 Thanks, Dad. 197 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,520 Anybody eIse home yet? 198 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,022 Our IittIe HoIIywood movie star 199 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,815 is about to pull up in her Iimo any minute. 200 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,004 Merry Christmas! 201 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,965 - Edy: Oh, it's our IittIe movie star! - Hi, Dad. 202 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,302 - Stop stop stop. - Mom, you're Iike paparazzi. 203 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,554 - Hi, Mom! - Where's the Iimo driver? 204 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,389 He had another pickup at the airport. 205 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,600 Hi, Mami. How are you? Where's Jesse? 206 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,977 - ls he here yet? - Johnny and Ozzy went to pick him up. 207 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,520 Oh God, he'd be safer in Iraq. 208 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,647 - ( Ozzy grunts ) - Whoa! 209 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,484 - ( Ozzy Iaughs ) - Yo, Ozzy! 210 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,569 - My bad, man! - Come on, bro. 211 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,613 You threw that Iike Marcia Brady. 212 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,865 Hey, I'm not the one who wore diapers in Little League. 213 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,533 for your information, Mr. AsshoIe, 214 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,869 they were disposabIe underwear. okay? 215 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,246 - l had a bladder problem. - Yeah, a Iot of girIs have that probIem. 216 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,915 Johnny: There was an epidemic going on. 217 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,000 There were thousands of kids having to wear those. 218 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,628 - Epidemic. - Can we get to the game? 219 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,463 Johnny: What you think we're doing? 220 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,507 TaIking Iike two oId Iadies. Come on, man. 221 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,133 - You swing like one. - Here comes the heat, baby. 222 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,594 Throw that Iike a man. l ain't got all day. 223 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,516 - Oh! Home run! - Johnny: Oh! 224 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,602 I couId've caught that. 225 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,479 Come on! Catch the baII, you old ass man! 226 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,481 Oh! 227 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,609 - Come on, man! - Johnny! Come on! 228 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,112 l threw it right to him. He couId've caught that. 229 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,657 Jesse: Ozzy! 230 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:25,119 Yo! Come on, man! 231 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,538 Ozzy, what are you doing? Throw the ball! 232 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,832 Yo! freaking freezing out here! 233 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,708 Let's go, papo! 234 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,710 Ozzy! 235 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,796 What are you doing, man? 236 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,548 Give me the baII. 237 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,386 ( chatting ) 238 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,687 Ozzy. Chill, man. Don't do nothing stupid. 239 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,064 I can't beIieve that bitch AIexis is out. 240 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,275 He kiIIed my brother, man. 241 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,360 That punk-ass, he kiIIs his brother 242 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,070 and he's hanging out Iike nothing happened? 243 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,613 What kind ofjustice is that, Jesse? 244 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,198 - Jesse: Come on. - Come on, man. 245 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,284 "Come on" what, bro? It's not even worth it. 246 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,120 - What are you trying to say? - Johnny: Not even worth it. 247 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,626 Got your name up on a biIIboard, Jesse, 248 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,588 Iike when Jordan came back to the United Center. 249 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,882 WhoIe neighborhood gonna be Iining up, welcoming you back. 250 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,341 A Boricua war hero, paI. 251 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,344 Puerto Rico, whoa! 252 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,389 - Puerto Rico, whoa! - ( horn plays tune ) 253 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,643 Yes, God is. Ay, here it is. 254 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,480 My baby. Mi nino. 255 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,857 My life. 256 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,902 - Preciosos, you're home. I can't beIieve it. - Hey, Ma. 257 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,323 What is it going to take for you two to be on time? 258 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,576 - The hair. The hair. - Anna: Your hair. 259 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,620 - Come on. - Are you okay? 260 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,164 Huh? I'm good. I'm good. 261 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,708 Thank God you never have to go back to that pIace again. 262 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,628 l swear if l ever meet those peopIe that hurt you, baby, 263 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,298 - I'II kiII them. - Hey, UncIe Edy. How you doing? 264 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,883 Oh, you're smothering him. 265 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,719 Give the boy a chance to breathe. 266 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,596 Mauricio: You Iook Iike a Puerto Rican Gorbachev. 267 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,598 - Hi. - ( both Iaugh ) 268 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,475 - What's up, Roxanna? - Hey. 269 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,645 - Yo, Mauricio. - It's so good to see you. 270 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,563 You too. You Iook good. 271 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,942 - ( Christmas music pIaying ) - ( people chatting ) 272 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,694 Jesse: The Penn game. Dad, we're missing the Penn game. 273 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,531 - ( TV hissing ) - ( Jesse Iaughs ) 274 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,408 - (gIasses cIink) - Johnny: Grace, Mommy. 275 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,994 Hey, Ma, did Sarah teII you? 276 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,455 She was a big hit at her office Christmas party. 277 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,457 - She made coquito from scratch. - Anna: You did? 278 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,626 - Can you beIieve that? - l Googled the recipe. 279 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,920 Why didn't you caII me instead of this GoogIe? 280 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,922 - It's a search engine. - Ma. 281 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,423 I needed it quickIy. 282 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,384 l thought it wouId be fun. 283 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,594 There's some Puerto Ricans who work in the firm. 284 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,472 As what? Janitors? An assistant IavapIatos? 285 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:54,142 - Ozzy: Probably. - Sarah: Jose is an associate. 286 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,144 - An associate. - How nice. 287 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,730 And l told them how we ceIebrate the parranda, 288 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,732 where we sing the Christmas caroIs 289 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,777 and go house to house to surprise the neighbors. 290 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,030 Wow, Mo, l didn't know your girl was so down with the neighborhood. 291 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,448 ( speaks Spanish ) 292 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,075 I know. Sarah's a voIunteer. 293 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,702 What do you have to offer the worId, Johnny? 294 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,370 What's your contribution besides 295 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,039 zero money down and debt into afterIife? 296 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,166 - Oh! - ( aII Iaugh ) 297 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,129 I got him good with that afterIife jab. 298 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,298 Okay, enough enough. I want to propose a toast. 299 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:28,635 Here's to having everybody home, 300 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,637 especiaIIy Jesse. 301 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,598 - AII: SaIut. - Roxanna: To Jesse. 302 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,308 Jesse. L'Chaim. 303 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,603 Ozzy: What? What he say? 304 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,188 Jesse, I want to ask you: 305 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,232 Did you see some of that messed up 306 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,443 "BIack Hawk Down" type of shit over there? 307 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,862 Did that really happen that way? 308 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,242 I don't know, man. l-- 309 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,328 Edy: He doesn't want to taIk about that. 310 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,039 - You don't wanna taIk about that. - It's okay. 311 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,999 You talk when you're ready. 312 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,627 I'm gonna go check the rice. 313 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,213 So, Tio Edy, when are you gonna come down to the store 314 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,550 so I can set you up with a beautifuI pIasma fIat-screen TV? 315 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,761 I don't need one of those. This TV is perfectIy fine. 316 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,305 - Oh. - That aIways works. 317 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,016 Johnny: You couId watch the Cubs in high definition. 318 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,517 So l could have a crystaI cIear image 319 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,227 of seeing them getting their asses kicked? 320 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,021 - No no, grace. - (Johnny chuckIes) 321 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,106 - So, Roxanna, mi amor. - Mmm? 322 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,858 So teII us what's going on in HoIIywood. 323 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,485 ( effeminateIy ) Yeah, who's gay now? 324 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,528 You, you stupid ass. 325 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,656 The gay gene skipped my side of the family. 326 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,784 Yeah, right. Like UncIe Roy who stiII has a roommate at 60. 327 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,328 - That's right, a "roommate." - Life partner, man. 328 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,164 Enough. You hear back from that TV show? 329 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,625 Dad, they haven't decided yet. But they said l brought 330 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,711 an organic vuInerabiIity to the character that pIays as cuIturaI-- 331 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,506 You'd definiteIy pIay a much more organic Mexican than Oz over here. 332 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,216 - Roxanna: Don't start. - What are you taIking about? 333 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,093 - What? Start what? - You know. 334 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,553 - What do I know? - You aImost went there. forget it. 335 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,764 - How'd I aImost go there? - Nothing, forget it. 336 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,017 - Say the line. - You're supposed to be on my side. 337 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,561 - Say the Iine. Say the Iine. - No. 338 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,355 - Say the Iine. - Do the Iine. 339 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,149 Sorry. Onto bigger and better things. 340 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,984 Come on, baby. It's not Iike a miIIion peopIe 341 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,363 haven't already seen you in that sexy peasant bIouse, 342 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,740 batting your beautiful brown eyes for Senor Taco. 343 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,284 You know what? I've got the bootIeg too. 344 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,328 AII right, I'II say the Iine. 345 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,205 ( speaks Spanish ) 346 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,915 Johnny: No no, it's more Iike... 347 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,876 - ( speaks effeminateIy ) - Roxanna: Oh, stop. 348 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,503 It's-- it's... 349 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,716 - ( Iaughing ) - Jesse: No no no no no. 350 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,718 You'd better watch it. You'd better watch it. 351 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,720 AsshoIes. 352 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,848 Okay, that's enough. That's enough. 353 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,809 So teII me, this new show you're up for... 354 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,561 It's a midseason repIacement 355 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,688 and it's coming on after "Desperate Housewives," 356 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,565 - which is big. - Sarah: Oh wow. 357 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,442 - Are you gonna be abIe to meet them? - l might, actually. 358 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,444 What about you, Sarah? How's work? 359 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,446 - Yeah, what's going on on WaII Street? - Roxanna: Yeah. 360 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,322 Yeah, how are you guys gonna have enough time 361 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,241 to make some kind of sorta-Ricans? 362 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,577 No, we are. Not right away, 363 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,203 We've got pIenty of time. What's the rush? 364 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,081 Why are you throwing me with the baby Latin curve here? 365 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,376 By now you guys shouId be up to four, five, six, maybe seven, eight kids. 366 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,545 - Mauricio: Come on. - Yo, does your pIumbing work? 367 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,840 My pipes fIow just fine. You want to check, Johnny? Want to take a gander? 368 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,633 Why you getting so macho about yourseIf? 369 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,302 We're aII here, brother. You can talk to us. 370 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,345 If I needed somebody to taIk to, 371 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,681 - you'd be the Iast person I wouId go to. - Right. 372 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,392 I'm gonna ask Anna if she needs any heIp in the kitchen. 373 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,603 - Roxanna: That's great. - What did l do? 374 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,188 You know why you're singIe? 375 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,439 'Cause every time you open your mouth 376 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,149 it's Iike a woman repeIIant. 377 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,901 The women go whoosh! Just saying. 378 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,028 l'm just saying. Look, I understand. 379 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,030 lt's gotta be hard, especiaIIy for two 380 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,491 obviousIy successfuI peopIe Iike yourseIves. 381 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,201 l didn't know that's what you were going for. 382 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,369 - Yeah. - WeII, thank you. I Iove you. 383 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,288 You know, this is as good as any time. 384 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,624 l wanted to teII aII of you 385 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,251 that they're taIking partnership at the Iaw firm. 386 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,295 - No. - And I've been groomed by the COO, 387 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,672 so it's an aImost guaranteed sIot in there. 388 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,382 - Roxanna: Great. - Work work work. 389 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,259 Mauricio, aII you taIk about is work. It's a hoIiday. 390 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,969 What's important is everybody's here together. 391 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,722 We're all together now. That's what's important. 392 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,225 - Yeah. - That's great. 393 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,228 - Doesn't matter. - ( doorbeII rings ) 394 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,105 I'm-- I'm gonna go get the door. 395 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,858 - ( ringtone pIays ) - Yeah, excuse me. 396 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,612 - One second. - Johnny: UncIe Edy, sIap the dinosaur. 397 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,449 - ( beeps ) - Hey. PIease teII me you heard something. 398 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,500 - Hey. - Hey. 399 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,002 WeIcome-- weIcome back. 400 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,881 - Th-- thank you. - ( chiId giggIes ) 401 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,803 - Is that-- - That's Hector. 402 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,180 - My son. - ReaIIy? 403 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,183 Oh. Hey. 404 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,185 - Marissa: Say hi. - How are you? Give me five. 405 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,312 That is a good-Iooking kid. 406 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,398 fernando: Had to circIe the bIock two times to find parking. 407 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,985 Hey, weIcome back, Jesse. 408 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,405 - Oh. Okay. - fernando. 409 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,992 Good to meet you. Okay. 410 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,537 Hey, Mami. Hi. 411 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,914 Oh, hey, Mami. 412 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,667 - How are you? - Who's the IittIe boy? 413 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,752 Let's go upstairs. 414 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,130 Oh! This one is the cIosest 415 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,048 I ever get to having a grandchiId. 416 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,925 Isn't he adorabIe? 417 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,679 Oh, yes. Very very very cute. 418 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,015 Hector, come on, behave. 419 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,933 Hey, how are you doing? How's your mother? 420 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,019 Great. Thank you for asking, Mr. Rodriguez. 421 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,313 - ( ceII phone rings ) - Nice to see you. Oh, excuse me. 422 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,773 - I have to take this. - Let's go say hi. 423 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,026 Yeah, hi. Just give me one second. 424 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,903 (by cIoses) 425 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,155 Ma, since when did Dad get all Dick Cheney on you? 426 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,658 WeII, whoever it is, they must be more important than his family. 427 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,785 - I've gotta finish dinner. - Ma, what are you taIking about? 428 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,495 - He didn't say that. - WouId you Iike any heIp? 429 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,205 No. 430 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,669 Roxanna: Is it weird being a mom? 431 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,048 Woman: You were there. You remember Rick. 432 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,134 That jerk. He was such a bad father. 433 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,179 As soon as Hector was born, Rick just Ieft. 434 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,681 - Rick just spIit. - Yeah. 435 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,017 But things are going reaIIy weII with me and fernando, 436 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,020 and he treats Hector like his own son. 437 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,022 Wow. That's great, girI. 438 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,774 I just reaIIy Iove my job. 439 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,777 Gotta be so cooI to have a teacher like you in high school. 440 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,072 You're gonna get this gig, okay? 441 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,699 My agent says he feeIs really good about it. 442 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,077 You know that Mr. Murphy still asks about you? 443 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,703 ReaIIy? 444 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,081 He says that you were the best actor 445 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,540 to come out of Roberto CIemente. 446 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,085 Oh, that's so sweet. You know what? 447 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,087 I stiII have that goId-pIated statuette 448 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,089 that he gave me for pIaying BIanche. 449 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,800 - Do you remember? - Do you remember this song? 450 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,678 Do I? It's my song, girI. 451 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,596 - Oh my God. - Turn it up. 452 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,139 ( pop music pIaying ) 453 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,350 * I wanna sex you up... * 454 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,894 * Now Iet's pour a gIass of wine * 455 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:56,272 * 'Cause now we're aII aIone, l've been waiting... * 456 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,609 PIease teII me you are not auditioning for any musicaIs. 457 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,112 Stop singing. You're gonna break the mirror. 458 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,364 Were you two kissing? 459 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,157 - Johnny. - I wanna watch. 460 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,701 Johnny, we're having girI time. 461 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,661 - l can share. - No, you can't. 462 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,830 - No! Oh yeah? - Shut up. Whoa! 463 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,207 Don't mess my hair! Don't mess my hair up! 464 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,667 ( yeIIing ) 465 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,044 - Oh, man. - Help me! 466 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,587 Come on, man! Oh! 467 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,214 HeIp me out! 468 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,799 - You swing Iike a girI! - Get out of the way! 469 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,135 You want a piece of me? Huh? Huh? 470 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,803 Don't! Jesse! 471 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,638 Oh my God. 472 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,852 You boys, tomorrow you've got to heIp me take down this tree. 473 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,438 Come on, Dad. It's a hoIiday, for crying out Ioud. 474 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:39,357 You stiII do hard work, Mr. Lawyer Man? 475 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,568 Johnny, I work out. What are you trying to say? 476 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,862 - He works out. - Oh yeah, you work out 477 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,740 with your $65-an-hour trainer/Iover/boyfriend. 478 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,533 ( speaks Spanish ) 479 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,077 ( aII Iaughing ) 480 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,831 I bet your fIabby ass isn't lifting 481 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,791 60" pIasmas personaIIy 482 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,960 to peopIe's cars, you pudgy bastard. 483 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,629 My ass isn't gonna be here tomorrow chopping down no tree. 484 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,923 Big baby. Listen, I've got a chainsaw. 485 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,176 Oh yeah, the one they used to make Jesus's cross with. 486 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,928 It stiII works. AII it needs is a IittIe oiI. 487 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,598 We go to the zoo, kidnap a coupIe of beavers. 488 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,100 They take it down for free. They drag it away. 489 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,436 I've got a coupIe of chainsaws. I can come by tomorrow. 490 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,229 Thanks a Iot, Nando. 491 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,023 l can swing by too, heIp you cut this down. 492 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,691 Edy: No, not you, Ozzy. l need you at the store. 493 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,401 Why you want to cut down the tree, Pop? 494 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,820 l promised your mother a view. 495 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,864 And it's oId. Look at it. 496 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,574 The base is weak. It's Ieaning over to one side. 497 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,201 It's no good no more. 498 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,620 Is that you you're taIking about or the tree? 499 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,414 All: Oh! Oh! 500 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,917 - ( aII chatting ) - Dig into that. 501 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,710 No thanks. Can you beIieve-- 502 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,172 - I finaIIy got him to sIeep. - He's down? Good. 503 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,595 lt used to be Logan BouIevard. 504 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,180 lt used to be a mattress store. 505 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,681 Somebody made me pay for it. 506 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,858 Why is everybody fighting? 507 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,777 They're not fighting. They conversating. 508 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:09,572 Mom, you may be a drug deaIer by giving me that stuff there. 509 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,574 - I thought it was Roxie's. - ( glass clinking ) 510 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:15,411 Attention, please, please. 511 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,539 l'd just like to say something. 512 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,833 It's fantastic that we're aII together. 513 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,418 Gracia, Dio, that we're safe, home 514 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,421 - and warm, indoors. - Mauricio: Good one, Dad. 515 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,215 - I'd Iike to propose a toast-- - ( phone rings ) 516 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,633 Johnny: Oh, good timing. 517 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:32,262 - Excuse me. - ( beeps ) 518 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:37,350 There's something I'd Iike to say. 519 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,980 - I'm divorcing your father. - ( Johnny laughing ) 520 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,691 - ( all laughing ) - Mauricio: That's crazy. 521 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,068 That's not a toast, okay? Come on. 522 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,988 That's not even funny. What is that? 523 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,656 Why? Mom, stop, pIease. 524 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,366 Johnny: That don't sound Iike a toast to me. 525 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,742 ( siIence ) 526 00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,957 - Come on. Stop that, Ma. - Roxanna: Mom. 527 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,296 - Cono. - Why? You've been married for 36 years. 528 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,547 - You can't-- - So? 529 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,465 "So"? You're oId. 530 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:10,925 Who are you caIIing oId? 531 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,510 l've got a lot of Iife Ieft in me. 532 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,095 Who do you think kept aII of this together? 533 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,555 I don't need him. 534 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,726 Well, if that's what you want to do... 535 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:23,771 - Roxanna: What? - ...I can't stop you. 536 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:28,359 What? What is going on? 537 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:31,029 I'm gonna step out for a minute, get some air. 538 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,031 Ozzy, come on. 539 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,534 - Excuse me. - Happy? 540 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,372 Dad, did you cheat on her again? 541 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,208 - Papi, you cheated? - You didn't teII me that. 542 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,626 - Sarah, stay out of it. - Roxanna: Papi? 543 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,377 Did you cheat again? 544 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,837 ls that what your mother thinks? 545 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,631 Mysterious phone caIIs aII the time. 546 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,466 You disappear in the middIe of the day. 547 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:54,010 Ay, Papi! How couId you? How could you? 548 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,929 Don't raise your voice to me in my own house! 549 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,389 You know what? I'm disgusted with both of you. 550 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,767 I'm so disgusted. 551 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,602 What, are you gonna date other peopIe? 552 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,312 for starters. 553 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,774 Oh! Excuse me. This is making me sick. 554 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,860 Come on, Jesse. Jump in any time you feeI Iike. 555 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,821 Say something, wiII you? Come on. 556 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,574 - It's their Iife. - What? "It's their Iife"? 557 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,660 "It's their Iife"? 558 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,954 Three years in lraq, and this is the wisdom you have to offer? 559 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,581 - Oh! - It's their Iife. Wow. 560 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,501 That's great. Thanks, Dad, for doing this to us. 561 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:29,420 Thank you for ruining our Iives. Thank you so much for that. 562 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:31,422 Why don't you relax? Why don't you Ieave Pop aIone? 563 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,008 - This isn't about you. - That's it. Take that side. 564 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:36,219 - Jesse: I'm not taking a side. - Of course you are. 565 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,471 Why don't you two become roommates and go hang out at Starbucks 566 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,181 like the losers you are because you screwed up 567 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:41,808 the best things you ever had in your Iives? 568 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,393 Anna: I! 569 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,396 I'm gonna take Hector home. 570 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,690 - Yeah. - Thank you for dinner. 571 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,733 - And thanks so much, Mo. - l'm sorry. 572 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,277 Thank you. 573 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:57,407 I'm sorry, Jesse. I got a IittIe hot-headed. 574 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,826 Just-- just-- bro, just... 575 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,870 l think you've said enough, man. 576 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,416 Jesse, I said l was sorry. 577 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,002 - Hey. Hey. - Jesse: Yeah. 578 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,171 Why'd you have to caII out your brother Iike that? 579 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,464 Because I'm the onIy one-- 580 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,883 After all he's been through?! 581 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,220 You shouId concentrate on your own reIationship 582 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,055 instead of worrying about everybody eIse's. 583 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,607 WeII, merry goddamn Christmas, everybody. 584 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,776 Stop. 585 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,862 Go to your room. 586 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,947 You know what? I'm gonna do you one better, Ma. 587 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,701 Come on, Sarah. Let's go to the Drake. 588 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,287 I haven't finished eating yet. 589 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,290 Yeah, whatever. 590 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,466 Did you Iike the tostones? 591 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,093 DeIectabIe. 592 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,893 Coconut cream? 593 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,396 I'd Iove some. 594 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,858 ( beeping ) 595 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:17,111 Look, do you have a Marriott or a Radisson? 596 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,238 - A Motel 8? - ( door opens ) 597 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,616 Look, I'II take an empty jaiI ceII-- anything you've got. 598 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,035 - Have you gone off your meds? - Yeah, okay. 599 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,495 Thank you very much. 600 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,997 Let me know if anything opens up. 601 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,665 (cIangs) 602 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,376 Piece of shit. 603 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,628 Sarah, Iet me have your Crackberry. 604 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,630 I'm gonna caII hoteIs.com, see if they've got anything. 605 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,007 I know you're freaked out about this whole divorce thing, 606 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,510 but don't you think we shouId stay here and be supportive? 607 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,596 Supportive of them throwing 36 years of their marriage down the toilet? 608 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:45,223 Are you kidding? Give me that. 609 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,517 Do you want to make things worse for your mother? 610 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,602 Her husband cheated on her. 611 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:52,397 And this is coming from the woman who reserved two rows 612 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,482 for her parents' exes at our wedding. Just give me that. 613 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,401 - No. - Come on. Give it to me now. 614 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,277 - No. - Sarah, I'm gonna take it from you. 615 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,822 - We're staying here. - No, we're not staying. 616 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,615 You've been bugging me for months to stay in a hotel. 617 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:04,534 - Shh! - We're not gonna stay-- 618 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,452 - Shh! Do you want them to hear you? - What? 619 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,496 Are you afraid they might find out you think this place... 620 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:12,125 ( yeIIs ) stinks of fried pork and chuIeta, tocineta, puneta? 621 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,001 ( both panting ) 622 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,301 WeII, somebody's been a naughty IittIe girI. 623 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:25,388 You've been emaiIing back and forth with this Barry Kravitz, huh? 624 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:28,057 Didn't you teII me you turned his job offer down months ago 625 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,269 because of the traveIing and the crazy hours, the pressure? 626 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,230 They came back. They sweetened the deaI. 627 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,274 And he offered to back 628 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:39,527 Brian DonaIdson and I in our own hedge fund. 629 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:43,906 We would be managing $300 miIIion just to start. 630 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,993 - $300 mi-- - Yeah. 631 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:49,412 And use of the private jet too. Look at that. 632 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,415 Pretty sweet. CongratuIations. 633 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,459 That's great. 634 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,337 When were you pIanning to break it to me gently? 635 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,756 I just-- 636 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:05,803 I just needed a IittIe time to think it over aIone. 637 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,657 - ( knocks on door ) - ( door opens ) 638 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:29,160 Requesting a bunk, Lance CorporaI. 639 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,037 You're gonna sIeep in here? 640 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:32,663 Your mother threw me out of the bedroom. 641 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:34,832 And you act surprised. 642 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:38,836 Mijo, Iife is fuII of surprises. 643 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,422 - Oh. - Everybody down at the bodega, 644 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:43,299 they're aII dying to talk to you. 645 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,427 Anyway, this gives us a chance to catch up. 646 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,890 I'm worried about you and Ma. 647 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,184 Yeah? We're more worried about you. 648 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,602 I'm fine. 649 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,773 You know, Jesse, 650 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,651 we know you've been through a Iot. 651 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:05,488 Your mother and me, we rented "Coming Home." 652 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,740 I'm surprised you didn't rent "Taxi Driver." 653 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,659 Yeah, we rented that too. 654 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,495 It's not good to keep things bottIed up inside. 655 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,039 You've seen some stuff-- some reaIIy bad stuff. 656 00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:16,791 It's a war, Pop. 657 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,002 And you did your very best. 658 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,588 You did. 659 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,142 It shouId've been me... 660 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,813 not Lenny. 661 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:43,025 Beating yourseIf up isn't going to bring him back, mijo. 662 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,111 And if Lenny was here right now, 663 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,196 he'd teII you he'd want you to move on. 664 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,448 His foIks... 665 00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:55,329 I can't imagine they're having too many Iaughs now. 666 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:57,873 No. 667 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,253 You caII them? It might heIp. 668 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,672 You know, Dad, 669 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,216 it's getting Iate. 670 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,469 Yeah, okay. 671 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,735 Jesus, Mo, you scared me. 672 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,278 What are you doing up here? 673 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,904 l'm just trying to be aIone, okay? 674 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,531 I've got tequiIa. 675 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,910 - AII right, you can stay. - I know. 676 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,289 - What a night. - What, is this heII? 677 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,499 - Are we in heII or what? - Yeah. 678 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:42,335 Hm-mmm. Hm-mmm. 679 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,670 - It's 10 beIow outside. - No way. No way. 680 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,922 Mom won't Iet me smoke inside. Go crack open a window! 681 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,508 I'm not cracking a window. I'm not smoking your poIIution. 682 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,136 - fine. fine. - How about that? I saved your Iife. 683 00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:54,138 - Crack that. - How come I didn't get an invite? 684 00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:55,765 - None needed. - No jarheads aIIowed, man. 685 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,600 - Ow! - Easy! 686 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:01,354 - Give me that. - You having a fIashback? 687 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,440 Wow. 688 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,109 lt's like all l need is to be smoking a bIunt 689 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,111 and Iistening to Biggie SmaIIs. 690 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,489 I Iost my virginity on that couch. 691 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,158 - Me too! - Oh, God. HaiI the syphiIis! 692 00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:16,410 - Oh God, haiI you. - Move move. 693 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,412 Roxanna: Don't be mad 'cause you were up here aII aIone 694 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,247 practicing dance moves in your underwear. 695 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:23,668 - ( vocalizing ) - ( beatboxing ) 696 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:25,878 Stop it. Stop stop. 697 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,299 - Stop it. - Roxanna: PIease don't do it in those. 698 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,176 Hey, that reminds me 699 00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:34,512 I haven't seen Dad in his underwear in a Iong time. 700 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,931 - It is not pretty. - ls this pretty? 701 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,100 Ma kicked him out of the room and he's staying with me. 702 00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,601 He deserves it. 703 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:43,646 How come you never toId us about him cheating before? 704 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,856 'Cause, Rox, I didn't see anything. 705 00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:48,609 I caught him with that IittIe Rosa SaIgado, IittIe PentecostaI chick. 706 00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:50,820 Dad just gives me $100. 707 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,239 He says, "Here, don't say nothing." 708 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,616 And you'd think he'd be too oId for that shit now. 709 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,035 Rox, they've got Viagra now. 710 00:33:58,245 --> 00:34:01,288 We're gonna be those kids that have to shuttIe between houses at Christmas. 711 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,082 No, Rox. No we're not. 712 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,501 - No? - No, because they're gonna seII this house 713 00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,461 and they gonna move into separate apartments. 714 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,755 And we're gonna have to stay in a hoteI when we come into town? 715 00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:10,840 No. 716 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,842 I know Mauricio and Sarah wouldn't mind that. 717 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,261 - The waIIs are thin, bro. - Oh yeah? 718 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,513 - Why don't you mind your business? - Ma's aIways taIking about 719 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,932 moving to Puerto Rico. She might actuaIIy do it now. 720 00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:22,059 It'd be kind of sweet to have a pIace out there. 721 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:24,061 - Did you just say kinda sweet? - Yeah. 722 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:27,064 So you're okay with Pops moving into a studio apartment 723 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,108 and heating up Ieftovers? You're fine with that? 724 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,110 Oh, do you reaIize this is probably 725 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,320 the Iast Christmas that we'II spend together? 726 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,448 Why, Rox? Why is it gonna be the Iast? 727 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,700 Why don't we do something? We're gonna Iet them throw away 728 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,910 36 years of their marriage? We're just gonna sit and taIk about it? 729 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,621 He broke her trust! How can she forgive him for that? 730 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:45,374 - What don't you understand? - Yeah, Ma has every right to Ieave. 731 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,626 Hey, do you hear yourselves? 732 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,378 You know what you sound Iike? 733 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,881 You sound Iike peopIe who aren't married. 734 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,133 Let me tell you about marriage, aII right? 735 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,927 Sometimes you're in it, you feeI Iike you don't want the same things anymore 736 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,763 and you start going at each other. 737 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,973 And you go at each other, but you stick it through. 738 00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,434 And at the end of that you faII in Iove aII over again. 739 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,394 And that's marriage, okay? 740 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:08,063 So don't teII me that Mom and Dad, after all these years, 741 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,941 don't got a IittIe bit of Iove Ieft for each other, 'cause l'm not buying that. 742 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,825 Preciosos, I made some pasteIiIIos. 743 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,289 Ah. Uh-huh. You're tired. 744 00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:27,917 Why did you have to drag these boys out of bed? 745 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,752 - Mauricio: We're fine, Ma. - Anna: for 25 years, 746 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,379 I've been begging you to cut down that ugIy tree, 747 00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:33,923 and aII of a sudden you're gonna do it right now? 748 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,175 - Can I heIp you with that? - No. 749 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:38,052 You've still got it, Mamita. 750 00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:43,349 Dirty oId man. 751 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,226 Here, how about some hot chocoIate? 752 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,269 - Come on. - Marissa: Okay, say thank you. 753 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,522 - Thank you. - Hey, Sarah. 754 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,482 I made some pasteIiIIos. 755 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,651 - Have one. - No, I'm going for a jog. 756 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:57,321 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to fix the treadmiII in the guest room. 757 00:35:57,531 --> 00:35:58,781 How is she going to get pregnant 758 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,491 with aII that bouncing up and down? 759 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:01,951 Enough, aII right? Just Ieave her aIone. 760 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,453 Here here here, eat something. 761 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,747 ( speaks Spanish ) 762 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,167 And what, are you drunk? StiII drunk? 763 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,002 - Ma, pIease. - I can't beIieve you spent aII night 764 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,504 getting drunk with your brothers. 765 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,673 Mauricio: She's a bad infIuence, Ma. 766 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,091 Anna: Hey, fernando. 767 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,176 You want some hot chocoIate? 768 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:21,554 No thanks. I'm aII set, Mrs. Rodriguez. 769 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,931 - ( revving IoudIy ) - ( groans ) 770 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:25,599 You're kiIIing me. 771 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:27,268 Yeah! 772 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:30,646 This is an SR36 Wood Boss. 773 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:35,526 Whoa whoa! No! Stop! 774 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,444 Turn it off! Turn it off! 775 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:40,531 - What's the probIem? - lt's fine. 776 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,658 But we're gonna use mine. 777 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,744 This is a Sears Chainomatic 3000 778 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,621 - I remember that. - Oh, Dad, come on. 779 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,331 Chuck Norris was on the box. 780 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,083 Everybody, carefuI. Stand back. 781 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:53,043 - That Iooks reaIIy dangerous. - ( revs up ) 782 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,880 - Hmm? - ( stops ) 783 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:59,550 Mauricio: You overcompensated a IittIe bit, Dad. 784 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:01,844 - Cono. - What? What? 785 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,180 - 'Cause he's got a IittIe thingy. - ( speaks Spanish ) 786 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,974 ( buzzing ) 787 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:08,767 ( revving IoudIy ) 788 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,562 - Marissa: Oh. - Ooh. 789 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,564 Your man sure is good with his tooI, honey. 790 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:16,025 Mm-hmm, and he's reaIIy good with his hands too. 791 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,943 Marissa, there's a chiId here. 792 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,237 PIease, he's three, Ma. He doesn't get innuendo. 793 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,787 Come on, give it some force, man. 794 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,623 ( chainsaw whines ) 795 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,583 Yo, whoa whoa whoa. 796 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,960 - Step back. - Mauricio: Show him how it's done, Jesse. 797 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,962 - Careful. - Be carefuI. 798 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,214 Mauricio: Show him how it's done. 799 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,383 Roxanna: Yeah, that's what I'm taIking about. 800 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,052 Now that's in innuendo, girI. 801 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,845 I bet my boy Jesse right there-- 802 00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:46,555 $20 my boy Jesse gets that tree down. 803 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,057 I'd take fernando. 804 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,768 Hey, you back off, Barbie. 805 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,437 I didn't mean it that way. It's just that he's big. 806 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:56,398 - ( women Iaughing ) - His muscIes are big. 807 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,692 And l-- oh, you guys. 808 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,739 - ( Iaughs ) - Hey hey hey hey! 809 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:06,283 Don't hurt yourseIf, man. 810 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:08,661 What happened? What happened? 811 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,621 It's okay, tough guy. 812 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:13,874 Let's see it, Nando. Let's see what you've got. 813 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,251 - ( cIunks, stops ) - Holy cow. 814 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:17,836 - Oh no. - What the heII? 815 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,089 - It's cursed, Ma! - Son of a-- 816 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,799 SyphiIitic tree. Let me try it. 817 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:24,176 - Hold on, hold on. - Let a reaI man do it. 818 00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:25,844 Oh no. Stop him, pIease. 819 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,721 - Oh no, he isn't. - Oh, boy. 820 00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:30,015 - Roxanna: No, Mo. - l got it. All right. 821 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:30,933 Back off, Iraq. 822 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,309 Are you gonna put money down on your husband? 823 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:34,353 That he seriousIy hurts himself? 824 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,105 $20. Sure why not? 825 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,273 Mauricio! Put it down. 826 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,442 ReIax. ReIax, Mom. I've got it. 827 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,153 Roxanna: You can do it. l've got $20 on you. 828 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:45,489 This little-- the bIack cord? 829 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,658 Right there. Right there. The black cord. 830 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,994 - ( revving ) - Yeah. 831 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,538 - You hear that? - Whoa whoa whoa! 832 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:56,166 - ( revving IoudIy ) - Somebody do something! 833 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:59,253 Thank you. Thank you. 834 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,630 - ( men yelling ) - Thanks, Sarah. 835 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,799 - Mauricio, put it down! - Sarah: ToId you. 836 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,884 - Don't yeII at me. - Put it down! 837 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:07,511 - Get in the house! - I've got it. 838 00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:09,388 - Anna: Put it down. - ( chainsaw stops ) 839 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:12,141 You're embarrassing me in front of everybody. 840 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,478 I toId you-- get in the house. 841 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,172 Huh? What do you think? 842 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,675 Roxanna: It Iooks great, Dad. 843 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,678 I don't know what to say. 844 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,224 - Come on. - What? 845 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:56,685 - find something to do. - ( Iaughs ) 846 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,730 - ( shop beII rings ) - Oh, my babies! 847 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,940 ( Iaughing ) 848 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:07,029 - Oh, my movie star! - How you doing? 849 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,281 - You Iook great. - Thanks. 850 00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:12,659 God bIess you, baby. You know, I prayed for you every day. 851 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:14,995 I had to. I know how the miIitary is. 852 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:18,832 - Yeah. - Hey, y'aII! My baby was on the front Iine! 853 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:21,710 figures. They Iike to cut the dark meat first, 854 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,588 if you know what I'm saying. l'll tell you what it is. 855 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:27,216 lt's Uncle Sam trying to get rid of y'aII Latinos. 856 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:30,177 You know, they lure you in promising you citizenship. 857 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:33,097 You don't even have to have a green card to serve. 858 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,557 - Oh, come on, Tina. - Oh, you know it's true, white boy. 859 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,143 - ( people chuckle ) - You find everything? 860 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,645 Yeah, I'm cooI. 861 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,396 These high-end magazines must be your touch, 862 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:42,856 'cause the onIy thing my Pops reads 863 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:45,067 is "The Sun Times" and "La Opinión." 864 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,695 You want to see something reaIIy cooI? 865 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:52,407 Check this out. It's aII about what's happening underground 866 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,953 with music, art, theater-- that kind of stuff. 867 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,789 - Mmm. - You ever think about doing theater? 868 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,290 Yeah, I started in theater. 869 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,668 But I'm just focused on fiIm and TV now. 870 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:05,003 Yeah. You know what you shouId do? 871 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,132 - Telenovela. - Oh, yeah, right. 872 00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:10,592 - ( both Iaugh ) - Rogelio, 873 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,344 why didn't you tell me before we sIept together 874 00:41:12,554 --> 00:41:14,304 you were once married to my mother! 875 00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,265 Because when you climaxed and screamed "I Iove you, Papi," 876 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,308 - I thought you aIready knew. - You watch that? 877 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,352 Y'all gotta pay, 'cause I ain't got money for y'aII. 878 00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:21,895 That's just crazy. 879 00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:31,613 You aII right, baby? Ozzy! 880 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,701 - Whoa whoa. - Tina: Ozzy! 881 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:38,996 - We gotta go. - What about the beer? 882 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:41,331 - Come on. - You okay? 883 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:46,128 Yeah. 884 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,844 These were on saIe yesterday. You missed it. 885 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:02,895 I see everyone at the store is stiII crazy, huh? 886 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:04,980 - Yeah yeah. - ( beeps ) 887 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:08,901 Look. Your oId man finaIIy modernized. 888 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,695 This new system Iets you know how much you're wasting, 889 00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:13,572 so you can cost things out better. 890 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,909 Last week we took 3c off a pound of pork chops. 891 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,953 - You actuaIIy know how to use that thing? - Not reaIIy. 892 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:22,706 Ozzy usuaIIy prints it out, 893 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,542 but I want everything running like a well-oiled machine 894 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,462 for when you take over. You'II get the hang of this in no time. 895 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:29,713 And you've aIways got Ozzy. 896 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:32,841 So when do you think you can start? 897 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,928 Uh, Iook, Dad, I-- 898 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:38,347 Look, it'II heIp you take your mind off things. 899 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,645 - I'm-- I'm sorry. - No, it's... 900 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:49,858 You're bareIy home, for Christ's sake. 901 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:56,615 You take-- you rest up. You take your time. 902 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,620 You come to work when you're ready. 903 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:06,291 Okay. 904 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,969 - Yo, Jesse, Iet's go hang downtown. - What's up? 905 00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:19,471 I've got a coupIe of rich honeys waiting for us down there. 906 00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:21,306 - No no, I'm cooI, brother. - Why not? 907 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,350 What you mean, you're cooI, man? 908 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:25,352 Come on, bro. 909 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,437 I saw the Iook. 910 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:31,191 What Iook? 911 00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:34,611 WeII, don't do it, okay? 912 00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,613 - What? - I know Marissa is aII cooI. 913 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:39,491 She's still fine after aII her baby-mama drama. 914 00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:41,326 - Whatever. - Come on, bro. 915 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,453 A Puerto Rican woman-- 916 00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:46,123 she's never gonna forgive that you dropped her, bro. 917 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,125 - That you dumped her Iike that. - l didn't-- 918 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:51,003 forget that, aII right? Even if you guys were 919 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,380 to get back together, she's gonna seem nice, 920 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:55,549 but she gonna make you pay for that shit every day. 921 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,092 They're Iike that, bro. 922 00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:58,427 You don't know what are you talking about. 923 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,679 What do you mean? A miIIion years from now 924 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,849 aIiens couId come down, they resurrect her ass. 925 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:06,310 What's the first thing she's gonna say? 926 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,729 "Where is that son of a bitch Jesse?" 927 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,939 No. We couId be friends, bro. 928 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,066 "We couId be friends." 929 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:16,445 That's white peopIe shit. 930 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,447 - AII right, Johnny. - Come on. Jesse, yo! 931 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,490 What? 932 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,035 ( geese honking ) 933 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,537 Jesse: Marissa! Hey! 934 00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,539 Jesse, what are you doing here? 935 00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:29,458 I remembered you used to take this path to work. 936 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,461 - Can I taIk to you for a second? - No, l'm late for work. 937 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,463 - WeII, we can waIk and taIk. - No no no. 938 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,549 l thought that l could do this friend thing, but I can't. 939 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:40,177 five years together and you break up with me in a Ietter. 940 00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:42,012 You didn't even have the guts to teII me before you Ieft. 941 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,972 You think I knew what the heII I wanted? 942 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,433 l was 23, cIaustrophobic, 943 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:48,518 Mauricio and Roxanna were off doing their thing. 944 00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:50,687 l just needed to get out too! 945 00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,814 I thought aII my Iife's major questions were answered. 946 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,858 I had you, I had the bodega. 947 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:57,444 If I was gonna make it, I had to move on! 948 00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,988 - And I knew that you did too. - You-- 949 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:01,823 you tore my worId apart! 950 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,159 And there was nothing that I couId do about it. 951 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,495 BeIieve me, if I had known the way things were gonna turn out, 952 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:09,081 - I wouId have never gone. - I suppose I can't even get mad at you 953 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:12,292 - because you're a goddamn war hero. - l'm not. 954 00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:14,086 PIease. 955 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:21,093 A guy in my unit died because of me! 956 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,333 My buddy Lenny. 957 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,711 He was this funny kid from Wisconsin. 958 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,672 He aIways wore 959 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:02,092 his high schooI basketbaII jersey underneath his fatigues. 960 00:46:03,845 --> 00:46:05,846 Anyway... 961 00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:09,850 we had taken up position in this abandoned house. 962 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:13,979 lnsurgents had left aII this food behind. 963 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,274 We were hunkered in there for the night, 964 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:20,193 so Whitey, our squad Ieader, 965 00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:22,195 said that he wouId treat us to a home-cooked meal. 966 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:25,532 I was on Iookout at the window. 967 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:29,536 Lenny made me switch with him. 968 00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:34,249 l maybe had, Iike, three bites 969 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:37,335 and some asshoIe Iaunched an RPG right through the window. 970 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,754 Lenny's-- 971 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,466 Lenny's body was bIown back to the table. 972 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:48,597 And do you know how I feIt? 973 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,185 I was happy. 974 00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:55,645 I-I was so happy 975 00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:57,397 to be aIive. 976 00:46:57,607 --> 00:46:59,691 I'm so sorry, Jesse. 977 00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:03,153 ( sighs ) Yeah. 978 00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:05,530 I was the Iucky one. 979 00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,825 Yeah. 980 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:12,579 His poor famiIy. 981 00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:15,624 Have you taIked to them? 982 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,501 No. 983 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,586 It wouIdn't make a difference. 984 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,382 - Yeah. - Yeah. 985 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,843 He was their onIy son. 986 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:41,775 - Mauricio: Ahem. - ( famiIy whispering ) 987 00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:43,401 Edy: Jesse. 988 00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:50,742 Hey, father Torres. Good to see you. 989 00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:53,245 Nice to have you home, son. Any more soy sauce? 990 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:55,664 Jesse, look. I've taken it upon myseIf 991 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,083 to bring father Torres here to taIk to Mom and Dad. 992 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,544 - So just go with it, pIease. Okay? - And where's Mom? 993 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:03,171 Roxanna: She went out for happy hour with Cheryl and Gladys. 994 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:04,923 - SeriousIy? - Yeah. 995 00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:06,800 She can go if she wants. She's a grown woman. 996 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:09,302 You know she's gonna kiII you, right? 997 00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,096 Yeah, I'II take my chances. Go sit down. 998 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:13,640 Okay, everybody, just-- pIease. 999 00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,850 Hi, baby. 1000 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,603 I'm sorry I embarrassed you this morning. 1001 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:21,815 It's okay, Mom. I just wanted to teII you that father Torres is here. 1002 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,900 Ay, Dios mio. Who died? 1003 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:27,279 Nobody died, Ma. Before you say no-- don't say no-- 1004 00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:29,781 I brought father Torres here to taIk to you and Dad about the divorce, okay? 1005 00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:31,700 - PIease, Ma. - No! 1006 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,035 You've got to think this through before you go through with it. 1007 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,870 - Did he tell you to do this? - No, Dad had nothing to do with it. 1008 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,622 - I'm going upstairs. - Ma, you're not going anywhere. 1009 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,374 You're going out there to taIk to father Torres. 1010 00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:40,875 Do you know the mouth on that man? 1011 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,711 The whoIe neighborhood's going to know. 1012 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,421 - This is about your famiIy. - l didn't make any food. 1013 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:45,964 It doesn't matter. Sarah ordered Chinese food. 1014 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,799 - She gave him takeout? - Yes, Ma. 1015 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:50,051 Go out there. Be brave. 1016 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:54,180 father Torres, so nice to see you. 1017 00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:56,141 Do you, um... 1018 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:59,477 l could fix you some reaI food if you'd Iike. 1019 00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:02,522 Don't troubIe yourseIf. I'II be fine with a coupIe of these eggroIIs 1020 00:49:02,732 --> 00:49:05,275 and some more coquito. Your son teIIs me 1021 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:07,402 that you and Edy are contempIating divorce. 1022 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:09,738 Oh no no, father, no. 1023 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,073 I am getting a divorce. 1024 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:15,160 See, my husband broke his vows 1025 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:17,078 and sinned against God. 1026 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,872 father, it's Christmas. How about a IittIe sermon 1027 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,875 about Jesus being born so we can be forgiven for our sins? 1028 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,044 I'm not changing my mind. 1029 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,548 Now I am sorry, father, 1030 00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:30,884 that my son dragged you aII the way out here 1031 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:35,388 for takeout because these women can't cook. 1032 00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:37,557 It's the Ieast I can do. 1033 00:49:37,767 --> 00:49:39,392 No wonder I don't have a grandchiId. 1034 00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,770 That's what you can do for me, father. 1035 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,313 Can I get some more rum for my coquito? 1036 00:49:43,522 --> 00:49:46,107 Pray that I wiII hoId 1037 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,777 - a grandchiId before I'm dead. - Here we go again. 1038 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,029 Maybe there are reasons why they're holding back on having children. 1039 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:53,740 He'd rather take care of a hedge fund than a baby. 1040 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:56,493 - You went crying to your mother? - l didn't go crying. 1041 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,620 - It wasn't reaIIy crying. - Can you bIame him? 1042 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,705 What did you expect? 1043 00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:03,583 With aII this traveIing and aII these hours 1044 00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:06,586 with a hedge fund, the onIy sex he'll be having is on the phone. 1045 00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:08,713 - ( laughs ) - Oh, no no. 1046 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,840 He'II be Iucky if he gets that. 1047 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,302 You know, the onIy reason 1048 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,179 that he wants a baby now 1049 00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:18,807 is so that he can try to one-up Jesse 1050 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,184 in pIeasing you and Edyberto. 1051 00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:23,478 - What the heII's she taIking about? - That's not true, Sarah. 1052 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,605 - Yes it is. - You take one psych course at Brandeis 1053 00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:28,483 - and you're Sigmund freud? - Excuse us, father. 1054 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,069 Anna, Edy, perhaps you shouId think about the family. 1055 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,487 - We'd be fine. - No we wouIdn't be fine. 1056 00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,614 You'd still have your mommy to run home to. 1057 00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,700 Look, daddy's girl, I know for a fact I'm not the onIy one 1058 00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:38,034 you caII when you're strapped for cash. 1059 00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,703 She needed money for head shots. 1060 00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:41,371 You sent her money behind my back? 1061 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:43,373 - Don't taIk to me anymore. - Do you see? 1062 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:46,584 Do you see the Iies that I have to put up with, father? 1063 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:50,839 What does Roxanna need money for a head shot for? 1064 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,383 - She's a star. - Ma, I'm not a star. 1065 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:55,176 Okay? I'm not a star. That's it. 1066 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,512 Everybody thinks l live this gIamorous Iife in HoIIywood 1067 00:50:57,722 --> 00:51:00,223 when l can barely pay my rent on a dumpy studio 1068 00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:03,017 and the payments on a 1999 Kia. 1069 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,105 - What? - God! 1070 00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:09,232 You know what? I just wish I couId have my Iife 1071 00:51:09,442 --> 00:51:12,068 handed to me on a siIver pIatter like Jesse over here. 1072 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,279 - Oh, heII yeah. - Yeah. 1073 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,573 The prodigaI son returns and the rest of us just get pushed to the side 1074 00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:18,908 'cause the IittIe prince is here. Everything for the IittIe prince. 1075 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:21,327 - Is that what you think? - Yeah, that's what I think, Jesse. 1076 00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:22,996 Why don't one of you come home and take care of the bodega? 1077 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,622 Can we aII just caIm down? 1078 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:27,500 Because you're off Iiving your own lives, right? 1079 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:29,335 What about my Iife? 1080 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:33,339 I try to get out and do I end up in New York or LA? 1081 00:51:33,549 --> 00:51:34,883 No, I end up in Iraq. 1082 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,885 And what do I got to show for it? 1083 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,013 And you think l can just come home and run the bodega? 1084 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,932 - Bodegas are good businesses. - l'm not gonna run the bodega! 1085 00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:44,893 And that's the voice of God, Iadies and gentIemen. 1086 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:47,312 - Maybe we shouId say a prayer. - Shut up! 1087 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:52,817 So what are you gonna do? 1088 00:51:56,489 --> 00:51:59,032 I'm gonna-- 1089 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,660 I'm gonna go back to Iraq. 1090 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,831 I'm gonna sign up for another tour. 1091 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:11,544 - Mijo, that's not gonna change anything. - Maybe. 1092 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,674 But at Ieast there I feeI Iike I have some purpose. 1093 00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,927 - Jesse. - No. 1094 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,179 No no no no. 1095 00:52:28,229 --> 00:52:30,939 ( crying ) I just wish we hadn't Iet him 1096 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:36,736 There are a Iot of things l wish l hadn't done. 1097 00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:39,197 WeII, you can't take them back now, can you? 1098 00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:42,325 What's done is done. 1099 00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:44,661 Where's Mauricio? 1100 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,996 Look, l'm sorry about what I said. 1101 00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:49,123 l do want to have a baby. 1102 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:52,335 I just don't understand why it has to be this second, 1103 00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,963 when l've got this huge opportunity. 1104 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:58,424 l'm not stupid. I understand that I can't have it aII. 1105 00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:01,010 That at 36, my fertiIity 1106 00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,763 is going into a freefaII 1107 00:53:03,973 --> 00:53:05,849 and that I may have to use the eggs 1108 00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:07,684 of some attractive Ivy League student 1109 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:09,894 who wants to get ahead on paying off their student Ioans. 1110 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:13,356 - Look, I'd be happy to adopt. - ( crying ) 1111 00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:16,901 But Mauricio being a Latin doesn't feeI the same way. 1112 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,614 I promise we wiII have chiIdren. 1113 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:24,492 It may not be this second, 1114 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:27,328 but we wiII someday, okay? 1115 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:31,958 That doesn't make you feel any better? 1116 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:36,546 Jesse's going to sign up for another tour in Iraq. 1117 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,306 I'm so sorry. 1118 00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:51,436 Mauricio and the kids went down to JuIio's Bar. 1119 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:53,229 You want me to drive you down there? 1120 00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:55,565 ( Latin music pIaying ) 1121 00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:05,158 ( singing in Spanish ) 1122 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:12,332 This music is beautifuI. 1123 00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:15,126 Anna and l, we danced the first time we met to this song. 1124 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,796 Mauricio was conceived to this song. 1125 00:54:19,006 --> 00:54:21,090 Okay, I don't think I needed to hear all that. 1126 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,259 ( groans ) 1127 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,847 ( horn honks ) 1128 00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:34,312 In the gIove compartment, there's medicine. 1129 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,947 - Which one? - The green cap. 1130 00:54:44,156 --> 00:54:46,616 - ( groans ) - Here. 1131 00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:04,175 Don't teII anyone, Sarah. 1132 00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:06,135 PIease. 1133 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:14,435 Does Anna know? 1134 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:17,772 l just want to enjoy Christmas with my famiIy. 1135 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:20,942 Not that they make it so easy. 1136 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:29,784 ( cheering ) 1137 00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:35,415 I Iove you guys so much. 1138 00:55:35,624 --> 00:55:37,750 - I Iove you too, Sarah. - I do. 1139 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,294 - We Iove you too, baby. It's okay. - Let's dance. 1140 00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,839 - No, I don't want to-- - Get a room. 1141 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,924 Come on. Come on. 1142 00:55:45,134 --> 00:55:48,261 All right. I don't need to be here. 1143 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,013 I think he sIipped her a hit of E. 1144 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:52,098 - Think he wants a kid that bad? - Yeah. 1145 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:55,184 AII you got to do is Iook at a Puerto Rican girI to get her pregnant. 1146 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:57,478 - Shut up. - Come on, come on. 1147 00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,981 - Whoo-hoo. - Johnny: Mira. 1148 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,108 This is what a reaI women looks like with a burka. 1149 00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:04,068 Right? You go, Iady. Come on, you go now. 1150 00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:05,611 Wrap our soIdier boy over there 1151 00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,321 with some red, white and blue love. 1152 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:10,074 Your friend here says you got shot up pretty bad. 1153 00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:12,076 Oh, yeah yeah yeah. They shot off his dick. 1154 00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:15,163 But then they repIaced it with a bionic one 1155 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,457 and he couId jack up a car and change the tire 1156 00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,250 at the same time. 1157 00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,252 ReaIIy? 1158 00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:24,464 ( speaks Spanish ) 1159 00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:27,508 l'm just kidding. Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1160 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:30,303 He's stiII got aII his factory parts, right, Papi? 1161 00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:32,180 So you wanna dance? 1162 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:33,973 Roxanna: Jesse, don't you dare. Jesse. 1163 00:56:34,183 --> 00:56:36,184 - I'm-- I'm cooI. - Come on, bro. 1164 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:39,187 - Go, man, go. - Roxanna: He's cooI. 1165 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,272 You heard him, he's cooI. 1166 00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:43,983 - ( dance music pIaying ) - Oh no. 1167 00:56:44,193 --> 00:56:47,445 That's my song. That's my song, y'aII. 1168 00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:49,947 - Yo, that's my song. - Oh no. 1169 00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:53,701 Oh, yes. Go get 'em, Mo. 1170 00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:58,039 ( Iaughing ) 1171 00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,630 Come on. Come on. 1172 00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:09,509 Johnny: Oh, he Iikes that. 1173 00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:12,303 Come on, Mo. Yeah! 1174 00:57:12,513 --> 00:57:16,265 You got moves. You go, boy, yeah! 1175 00:57:18,811 --> 00:57:21,437 All: Go Mo. Go Mo. 1176 00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:27,276 - Oh! - Oh! 1177 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:34,492 Go Mo. Go Mo. 1178 00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:37,995 Oh! 1179 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:43,960 -Ay yi yi yi yi ...-Whoo! 1180 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:47,755 God, it feeIs good to be back. 1181 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,799 - HeIp me, Sarah. - That was great. 1182 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:53,010 My coccyx. I broke my coccyx. 1183 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:56,139 AII I'm asking is if a shot is $5, 1184 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,266 - how much for a sip? - A sip? 1185 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,810 Yeah, a sip. Just a haIf a shot maybe. 1186 00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:03,479 Can you pIease take that thing down? 1187 00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:05,982 Why? You the biggest star to come out of this neighborhood. 1188 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:08,025 Can I buy you a round? 1189 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:11,154 Wow. l can't believe it. You guys are gonna pay for something? 1190 00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:13,072 l'm only cheap when it comes to me. 1191 00:58:13,282 --> 00:58:14,949 - How much is her drink? - $8. 1192 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:17,201 - What if she doesn't drink aII of it? - Never mind. 1193 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:19,620 CouId I pIease have some change for the jukebox? 1194 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,706 Thanks. 1195 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:26,502 Is there something you want to teII me? 1196 00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:28,504 No. 1197 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:30,631 - Is there something you want to teII me? - About? 1198 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,884 Ozzy. 1199 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:35,887 Come on, you have to admit he's reaIIy hot. 1200 00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:37,513 He's a thug. 1201 00:58:37,723 --> 00:58:39,682 No, he hasn't been messed up in that shit for a while. 1202 00:58:39,892 --> 00:58:41,058 Yeah, weII, we'II see how long that lasts. 1203 00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:43,060 - What does that mean? - Nothing. 1204 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:45,688 Just seeing AIexis again made me remember how bad things got. 1205 00:58:45,898 --> 00:58:48,232 ( ringtone pIays ) 1206 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:50,443 My agent. 1207 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,115 - They caIIed. - And? 1208 00:58:56,325 --> 00:58:58,159 Roger rushed off to his anger management cIass 1209 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,453 - and didn't say anything. - Is that it? 1210 00:59:00,662 --> 00:59:03,206 You told me to call you if I heard anything. 1211 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:05,791 Well, you know, maybe they caIIed about something eIse. 1212 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,252 Or maybe they just didn't want to ruin my Christmas. 1213 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,671 PIease. AII right Iook, girI, I've got to jump. 1214 00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:12,965 - I'II hit you Iater. - Wait. 1215 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:15,134 Bye. 1216 00:59:15,344 --> 00:59:18,471 This ain't CaIi, girI. They ain't gonna arrest you for smoking inside. 1217 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,640 I had to use the phone. 1218 00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:22,642 - Want to go for a waIk? - No. 1219 00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:24,227 l don't want to Ieave my girI. 1220 00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:26,771 - Oh, reaIIy? - ReaIIy. 1221 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:29,523 Maybe we shouId give 'em some space. 1222 00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:32,777 Come on, Iet's go. 1223 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,946 - Come on. - I don't know. 1224 00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:37,406 Cabby! 1225 00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:50,378 Jesse: SomepIace a IittIe more quiet. 1226 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,421 Come on, I just want to taIk to you. 1227 00:59:52,631 --> 00:59:54,507 HoIa, my love. 1228 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:56,717 Hey. 1229 00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:00,096 - Jesse. - Hey. 1230 01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:02,682 Can I buy you guys a drink? 1231 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:05,601 - I'm cooI. - No. 1232 01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:11,649 Ozzy: So why did it take you three years to come back? 1233 01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:14,527 God, l've just been crazy busy, you know? 1234 01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:17,280 lf it's not one thing, it's something eIse. 1235 01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:20,741 Shit, who am I kidding? 1236 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:23,452 I'm sure you've heard everything. 1237 01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:25,913 You'II catch a break. You just-- 1238 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,498 you just got to hang in there. 1239 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:29,166 Caught a break. 1240 01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:31,877 What if I'm waiting on something that never happens? 1241 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,462 How much more time shouId I waste? 1242 01:00:33,672 --> 01:00:35,631 A year? 2? 10? 1243 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:39,593 Stuck in the same pIace whiIe everybody eIse's Iife is moving forward. 1244 01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:41,387 So what are you gonna do? Move back? 1245 01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:43,389 Yeah, maybe. I don't know. 1246 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:45,683 That wouIdn't be the worst thing, right? 1247 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,855 I never thought I'd hear that coming from you. 1248 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:53,733 I'm 29 years oId 1249 01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:56,444 and I'm sick and tired of someone eIse deciding my fate 1250 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:59,739 when I'm just as good if not better 1251 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:01,490 than most of the actresses out there. 1252 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:03,826 - They don't know me. - You are good. 1253 01:01:04,036 --> 01:01:06,871 Like that time that you pIayed that homeIess chick in "One Way Ticket." 1254 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,956 - You saw that? - Are you kidding? 1255 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:11,208 You killed it. You're Iike the Puerto Rican MeryI Streep. 1256 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:12,752 Yeah, right. 1257 01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:15,421 Your parents made us watch the DVD Iike five times. 1258 01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,757 - Of course they did. - Yeah. 1259 01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:23,012 Look, don't teII anybody what I said. 1260 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:26,390 AII right? I'm aII over the pIace right now. 1261 01:01:27,768 --> 01:01:30,061 I'II think about it. 1262 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,898 You'II think about it? 1263 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:36,859 - Don't make me kick your ass. - You got to catch me. 1264 01:01:37,069 --> 01:01:38,694 - Kick my ass. - Don't make-- 1265 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:41,655 - Kick my ass. What? - l will kick your ass. 1266 01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:45,034 Why are you running? Why are you running? 1267 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:07,598 We didn't use protection. 1268 01:02:07,808 --> 01:02:11,227 Nope. You said you wanted to make a baby. 1269 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,396 I was compIeteIy Ioaded. 1270 01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:15,523 In vino veritas. 1271 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,483 Oh, reaIIy? Oh, reaIIy? 1272 01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:19,944 And I probabIy toId the bartender he Iooked Iike George CIooney. 1273 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:22,154 Mm-hmm. Among other things. 1274 01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:24,407 What's the date? What's the date? 1275 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:26,617 What is the date? 1276 01:02:26,827 --> 01:02:28,911 It's Christmas Eve, December 24th. 1277 01:02:29,121 --> 01:02:32,248 Okay, that pubIic Iibrary event, l had my period. 1278 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,291 - What are you doing? - That's 19 days. 1279 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,502 Okay, I'm okay. We're okay. 1280 01:02:36,711 --> 01:02:39,797 I think we're okay. I hope we're okay. 1281 01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:42,550 Mauricio, how couId you take advantage of me like that? 1282 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,093 l didn't take advantage of you. 1283 01:02:44,302 --> 01:02:46,137 - You took advantage of me. - Oh! 1284 01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:48,305 You don't want to make a baby anymore? 1285 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,433 Oh, weII, I just think it's something 1286 01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:52,977 that we shouId be discussing while l'm sober. 1287 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:55,062 Okay, aII right, aII right. You're sober now. 1288 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,064 Let's discuss this. 1289 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,316 Do you or don't you want to make a baby with me? 1290 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,819 I don't-- I don't want to taIk about this. 1291 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:04,113 I feeI Iike shit. 1292 01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:06,115 Oh my God. 1293 01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,659 The coIors in this room are inducing a migraine. 1294 01:03:08,869 --> 01:03:11,120 Does that mean we're not gonna try again? 1295 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:13,789 Oh, eat me. 1296 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:17,626 Don't even think about it. 1297 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:20,504 - ( Latin music pIaying ) - ( people celebrating ) 1298 01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:27,303 Woman: Merry Christmas, everyone. 1299 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,223 Oh, you got moves. 1300 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:34,226 No bad. Now you spin. 1301 01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:38,898 Coquito, Iadies? 1302 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:47,239 Ozzy. 1303 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:49,617 Ozzy, thanks, buddy. 1304 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,827 Thank you, Edy. 1305 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:57,458 - UIi, UIi. feIiz Navidad. - Thank you. 1306 01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,710 - Tina. - ( phone rings ) 1307 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:03,005 HeIIo? Excuse me. l'll be right back. 1308 01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:05,049 - Come on, baby. - No. 1309 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:06,967 - Coquito? - Oh no. 1310 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,053 - You think I don't know? - Know what? 1311 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:11,639 That every year your father gets me drunk at the Christmas party 1312 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,016 so l don't notice how Iight my enveIope is. 1313 01:04:14,226 --> 01:04:17,394 - Come on. - Huh-uh, not gonna have any of that stuff 1314 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:20,022 until l see the size of my Christmas bonus. 1315 01:04:20,232 --> 01:04:22,066 AII right. Okay. 1316 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:24,026 Not gonna trick me again. 1317 01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:36,872 Dad. 1318 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:38,999 The rest of the checks. 1319 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,544 - Yeah, I got it. - All right. 1320 01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,045 Go. You go. 1321 01:04:43,255 --> 01:04:44,672 Go hang out with Johnny or something. 1322 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:46,340 Don't feeI Iike you've got to stick around here. 1323 01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:49,343 Dad, look, l know you're not happy about me going back. 1324 01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:51,845 Of course I'm not. 1325 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,892 Jesse, I'm your father. I want you safe. 1326 01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:58,894 I want you here. 1327 01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,357 I'm sorry. 1328 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,818 How can l make you understand? 1329 01:05:06,027 --> 01:05:09,280 You can't. Just Iike I can't make you stay. 1330 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:17,621 There's a point when aII a father can do is just get out of the way. 1331 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,253 Thanks, dad. 1332 01:05:33,138 --> 01:05:34,722 I'd better give Tina her check. 1333 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,473 Otherwise she's gonna start the revoIution. 1334 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:41,395 Any word? 1335 01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:43,564 No, I'm just texting my girI. 1336 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:45,149 What are you teIIing her? 1337 01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,401 How much you had Iast night in the fine city of Chicago? 1338 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:51,030 No, l'm telling her how freaking freezing it is here. 1339 01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:53,407 CaIi had made you all soft, girl. 1340 01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:56,201 You move back here, you'II be wearing hot pants in this weather. 1341 01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:58,829 Yeah, weII, hopefuIIy l'll get this show. 1342 01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:00,706 Yeah, I hope so. 1343 01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:02,916 Hey, I had a reaIIy good time Iast night. 1344 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:05,502 - Great time Iast night. - Me too. 1345 01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:07,129 ReaIIy good time. 1346 01:06:07,339 --> 01:06:08,922 But I just don't want you to get the wrong impression. 1347 01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:12,843 Nah, come on. You're Iike a sister to me. 1348 01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:14,595 Yeah, that's what I toId Jesse this morning. 1349 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:17,097 That you're Iike a brother and it's just weird. 1350 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,974 Don't even worry about it. 1351 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:21,685 - I'm gonna grab a drink. - Okay. 1352 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,063 I'II see you Iater? 1353 01:06:26,358 --> 01:06:27,983 Okay. 1354 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:32,571 ( singing in Spanish ) 1355 01:06:32,781 --> 01:06:35,866 ( Sarah singing in Spanish ) 1356 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:40,704 (Iaughs) Look at that. 1357 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:43,582 Sarah, you've been practicing for the parranda. 1358 01:06:43,792 --> 01:06:46,877 I'm trying. I didn't exactIy grow up singing Christmas carols. 1359 01:06:47,087 --> 01:06:49,254 No, you're doing great. 1360 01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:51,423 l can't tell you what this means to me. 1361 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:54,551 l look forward to the parranda aII year. 1362 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:57,096 You must be Iooking for this. 1363 01:06:57,305 --> 01:06:59,306 Thank you. 1364 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:03,018 Listen, thank you for keeping my secret. 1365 01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:05,145 Look, Edyberto, 1366 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:08,190 I reaIIy appreciate your trust in me. 1367 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,527 Who eIse can I trust? You're the onIy one who's not Puerto Rican in this house. 1368 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:14,530 But l really think you need to teII them. 1369 01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:16,865 I'II teII them soon enough. 1370 01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:19,410 Life is short, Sarah. 1371 01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:22,413 I don't want anything to get in the way of them having a good time. 1372 01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:25,040 - You understand? - Pop, where are the mitten warmers? 1373 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,792 Yeah, coming. 1374 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,836 No no no no no. 1375 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,380 - Keep practicing. - Mm-hmm. 1376 01:07:31,589 --> 01:07:34,049 ( both singing in Spanish ) 1377 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:41,306 - ( doorbell ringing ) - Anna: Guys, come on. Hurry up. 1378 01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,976 Let's go to the party. 1379 01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:46,562 Here we go. Here we go. 1380 01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:50,315 Anna, Roxanna, let's go. 1381 01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:53,068 ( aII taIking ) 1382 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:59,783 - There they go. - * The first noeI... * 1383 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:04,788 - Merry Christmas. - * The angeIs did say * 1384 01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:09,793 * Was to certain poor shepherds * 1385 01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:14,381 * In fieIds where they Iay * 1386 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:18,886 ** Noel, Noel ... ** The party! 1387 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:24,767 * Christmas, Christmas * 1388 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:28,604 * Born is the King * 1389 01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:31,482 * of Israel. * 1390 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:34,860 * cheers * 1391 01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:39,948 * Come all ye faithful * 1392 01:08:40,158 --> 01:08:44,495 * Joyful and triumphant * 1393 01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:49,625 * O come ye * 1394 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:54,254 * To Bethlehem * 1395 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:59,176 * Come and behold him * 1396 01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:03,639 * Born the king of angels * 1397 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:08,519 * O come let us adore him * 1398 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:13,232 * O come let us adore him... * 1399 01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:16,485 Ozzy, come on. 1400 01:09:19,531 --> 01:09:22,074 Come on. 1401 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:23,617 They're over here. Give me the babe. 1402 01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:25,077 Come on. They're right there. 1403 01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:30,499 * O come all ye faithful * 1404 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:34,962 * Joyful and triumphant * 1405 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:40,259 * O come all ye faithful * 1406 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:44,638 * Joyful and triumphant * 1407 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:49,893 * O come all ye faithful * 1408 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:54,106 * Joyful and triumphant... * 1409 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:03,574 * church bell tolling * 1410 01:10:18,506 --> 01:10:23,719 * Joyful and triumphant. * 1411 01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:27,264 * cheering * 1412 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:36,440 * Latin music playing * 1413 01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:32,871 Have you seen your brother? Yeah, he's over there. 1414 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,584 Why aren't you go dancing? 1415 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:39,294 And compete with them? 1416 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:47,427 Excuse me. 1417 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,930 Where did you get these earrings? I want to get a pair for GIadys. 1418 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:52,182 They're beautiful. Okay, you know them 1419 01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,434 What's going on? 1420 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,062 We're going to midnight mass. 1421 01:11:57,271 --> 01:12:00,524 Hear Edy. I see you've met my new novio. 1422 01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:02,526 Tony. 1423 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:04,611 A pIeasure. 1424 01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:06,738 You coming to church? Please. 1425 01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:09,825 He hasn't been to midnight mass in over for years. 1426 01:12:10,034 --> 01:12:12,119 I'd love to come. Great. 1427 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,413 Let's go. 1428 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,335 Roxanna. Roxanna. 1429 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:22,087 Bye, ma. Bye. 1430 01:12:27,468 --> 01:12:30,095 Yo, say thanks, baby. 1431 01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:32,556 Come on, Roy. What you got, baby? 1432 01:12:57,915 --> 01:13:00,125 So you still got some moves, huh? 1433 01:13:01,794 --> 01:13:03,295 Depends on who my partner is. 1434 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:05,005 * chuckIes * 1435 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:08,258 l'm sure you say that to all the boys on the base. 1436 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,682 Stay away from my girl. We were just dancing. 1437 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:20,020 Go get Ozzy. Go get Ozzy. 1438 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:22,355 Hey hey hey! 1439 01:13:22,565 --> 01:13:24,941 You seen Ozzy?   No, mama, I ain't seen him. 1440 01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:27,402 Oh shit! 1441 01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:31,823 Ma. 1442 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,700 You got to pick up the pace, Ma. 1443 01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:35,952 I'm t¤ing. You got to be patient. 1444 01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,747 I can't fit for the sopadito you're gonna cook for me upstairs. 1445 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:41,458 We can have a party, you and me. After all, it's Christmas. 1446 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:44,086 You should apply at the post office. 1447 01:13:44,295 --> 01:13:46,463 They hire extra people at the holidays. 1448 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,216 No¤ l will. I'II do that on Monday. Okay, Mom? 1449 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:52,302 I hope so. 1450 01:13:52,512 --> 01:13:54,638 Oh, merry Christmas. 1451 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,640 Hey, Ma, you go inside okay? 1452 01:13:56,849 --> 01:13:58,767 Stay that sopadito. I got to talk to my boy here. 1453 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,435 You sure? You want to come in now? 1454 01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,896 No no, he's busy. He's a busy guy. 1455 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:05,315 * speaking Spanish * 1456 01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:15,575 Can't Iet you kiII me in front of my mom, man. 1457 01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:19,663 So you know why I'm here? 1458 01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:23,375 I guess it's payback time. 1459 01:14:23,584 --> 01:14:24,793 I'm ready, man. 1460 01:14:25,002 --> 01:14:27,087 I had years to be ready. 1461 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,923 Let's go. 1462 01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:43,854 He was like a father and mother to me. 1463 01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:47,482 It was either him or me, man. It couId have gone either way. 1464 01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:49,442 He was aII I had. 1465 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:52,195 I got nothing. 1466 01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,823 I got nothing! 1467 01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:57,367 Do what you got to do brother. 1468 01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:15,886 * phone ringing * 1469 01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:41,870 Come on. 1470 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:47,500 * That you calling? Yeah, what the hell? 1471 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:50,212 You okay? Yeah. 1472 01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:17,447 * splashes * 1473 01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:24,788 You must be cold. l'm fine. 1474 01:16:42,807 --> 01:16:45,475 * radio playing * 1475 01:16:56,696 --> 01:16:58,822 * turns radio on * 1476 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:01,074 How couId you do it? 1477 01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:03,493 Anna, you're the onIy woman I've ever Ioved. 1478 01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:07,706 And Sue Lee? You think I don't know her name? 1479 01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:15,255 There'II be plenty of time to discuss this a¤er the holidays. 1480 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:19,092 I just want us to enjoy the kids. 1481 01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:22,095 Enjoy Christmas. 1482 01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:29,352 After the kids are gone, 1483 01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:33,356 you and I have nothing left to say to each other. 1484 01:17:58,215 --> 01:18:00,759 * door opens * 1485 01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:02,635 Jesse * You can't focus. 1486 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,763 Mauricio l got this. 1487 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:07,807 A little of this. You're gonna get caught. 1488 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,477 You'd better be careful. Oh oh oh oh. 1489 01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:12,604 What's going on? Heard you got into a fight with ¤ernando. 1490 01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:15,690 Yeah yeah yeah. Guess up. 1491 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:18,276 Well, when you love a woman you've got to do anything ¤or her¤ right? 1492 01:18:18,486 --> 01:18:20,320 I guess so. 1493 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,030 Mauricio know what I'm talking about. 1494 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:25,075 Never Iose that feeIing, mi¤o. 1495 01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:28,161 You know how I got this? 1496 01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:29,704 Let me take a wiId guess. 1497 01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:32,457 Yeah, why don't you just take a stab in the dark? 1498 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:35,752 WrestIing ManueI Santos on the pier at Ponce. 1499 01:18:35,961 --> 01:18:39,005 He is the featherweight... * ...champion of the world. 1500 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:42,550 You Iaugh, you Iaugh. The point is I never Iet him steaI my girI. 1501 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,261 Never let him steal my girl. l'm proud of you. 1502 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,309 No l can't eaten take down a goddamn tree 1503 01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:53,395 to give your mother a view. 1504 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:56,523 We should just go out there ourselves and take that tree down. 1505 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,192 Let's go take that tree down now. 1506 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:01,027 Great idea. Let's do it, Pop. 1507 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,445 I've got some chains in the basement. 1508 01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:04,823 Wrap them around, tie them up to the car. 1509 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:07,450 Come on. Come on, get up. 1510 01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:11,746 * whistles * 1511 01:19:11,956 --> 01:19:13,915 You good? AII right, Pop. 1512 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:16,334 We're all good. Let me know when it's tight. 1513 01:19:16,544 --> 01:19:18,336 Okay. Pedal to the metal. Come on. 1514 01:19:18,546 --> 01:19:20,463 Go go go go. 1515 01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:23,967 Go go go go. Hey hey hey! 1516 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,262 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Stop stop. 1517 01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:29,848 What are you doing? 1518 01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:31,975 What the hell are you doing? What? 1519 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:34,561 Sure you don't want me to drive? No l got it. 1520 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:37,772 I can't wait to see your mother's face in the morning when she sees this. 1521 01:19:37,982 --> 01:19:40,942 Mom's gonna freak. We are laughing  1522 01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:43,653  * tires squealing *  1523 01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:46,990 Hesse keep going. Go go go. 1524 01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:49,951 That's it, that's it. Come on Pop. 1525 01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:51,911 * Keep going. * A little more. 1526 01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:54,789 * You got nothing, man. * Come on, Dad. 1527 01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:57,542 You're Iooking good. Go! 1528 01:19:57,751 --> 01:20:01,129 *Go go go go! * Go * 1529 01:20:07,595 --> 01:20:10,305 * grunt * * Dad! Dad! 1530 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:12,849 You could've been killed. What were you thinking? 1531 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,893 You wanted a view. I was gonna give you a view. 1532 01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:16,644 Sorry, mom, I shouldn't have helped him. 1533 01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:18,646 I heIped too. You got to take bIame ¤or e¤e¤thing as ¤ell? 1534 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:20,398 Don't Iisten to them. I wouId've done it without them. 1535 01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:21,941 And l still will. You watch me. 1536 01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:24,152 You better make sure you get his head checked. 1537 01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:26,529 This is his medicine. 1538 01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:29,157 They might need this. 1539 01:20:51,931 --> 01:20:54,474 * siren wails * 1540 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:12,825 * a * speaks Spanish * 1541 01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:15,703 * What happened?  ls dad okay? 1542 01:21:17,248 --> 01:21:19,874 Sit down. AII of you, pIease. 1543 01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:26,381 He didn't seem that banged up, Mom, come on. 1544 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:27,674 ¤hat is it? ¤ust say it. 1545 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,300 I hate when you do this. ¤ust sa¤ it. 1546 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:33,555 Your ¤ather has cancer. 1547 01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:39,602 What? 1548 01:21:40,938 --> 01:21:43,940 And here I was going to Ieave him. 1549 01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,909 God's punishing me. 1550 01:21:58,289 --> 01:22:00,915 * They called his doctor in. * Doctor* 1551 01:22:02,626 --> 01:22:04,794 So he knew? 1552 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,550 How did he keep this from us? 1553 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:13,761 I don't know. 1554 01:22:13,971 --> 01:22:15,722 Me. 1555 01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:25,064 Hey, Uncle Edy, that tree looked a whole lot worse than you did. 1556 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:27,609 But it didn't go down so you better not go down. 1557 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,864 * Oh, hi, Sue Lee. * Hey, Edy. 1558 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:36,075 l'm Dr. Lee your dad's oncologist. 1559 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:37,994 It's nice to finally meet you all. 1560 01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:40,204 He's toId me so many great things about you. 1561 01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:42,290 We just want to know the prognosis. 1562 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:46,044 Has he metastasized? Has he started chemo? 1563 01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:49,589 l know you're got a million questions and I am more than happy to answer them. 1564 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,675 l think your dad needs some rest. 1565 01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:55,386 Why don't we meet down in the cafeteria in about 2 minutes? 1566 01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:57,430 I'm Anna, his wife. 1567 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,307 Of course Anna. It's good to meet you. 1568 01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:01,517 We'II talk in a few minutes. Okay. 1569 01:23:04,355 --> 01:23:06,564 Roxanna She seems nice. 1570 01:23:06,774 --> 01:23:08,691 She's a gynecoIogist? 1571 01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:11,444 Oh Johnny. I'm just kidding. Come on. 1572 01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:17,158 Give me a few moment with your mother. 1573 01:23:17,368 --> 01:23:19,494 Yeah. 1574 01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:25,291 Hey, Iet's go. 1575 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:28,670 Papi! 1576 01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:30,421 My God. 1577 01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:32,632 It's okay. It's okay. 1578 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:39,180 It's okay. Go on. 1579 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,065 My love. 1580 01:23:56,115 --> 01:23:57,657 Stapido. 1581 01:23:57,866 --> 01:24:00,451 Why didn't you teII me? 1582 01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:05,498 I wanted us to enjoy the time we have. 1583 01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:11,295 * big * 1584 01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:13,756 How do you think it's enjoyable 1585 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:16,759 for me to think you're with another woman? 1586 01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:19,137 I'm sorry. 1587 01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:22,473 But when you started going on about the divorce, 1588 01:24:22,683 --> 01:24:25,476 I thought, maybe this is a good thing. 1589 01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,730 Maybe this way she'll know 1590 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:31,232 that she can be happy when l'm not around. 1591 01:24:31,442 --> 01:24:34,026 You siIIy man. 1592 01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:37,655 What am I going to do with you? 1593 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:50,877 How couId you not teII me, Sarah? You didn't teII me. 1594 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,421 When are you going to trust in the fact that l love you? 1595 01:24:53,630 --> 01:24:56,716 Your dad loves you, Mauricio. 1596 01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:59,927 just because I love my job doesn't mean I love you less. 1597 01:25:00,137 --> 01:25:02,805 You'll see that when we have kids of our own. 1598 01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,766 Don't worry about the kid thing. 1599 01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:07,852 I'm getting used to the idea of not having kids an¤¤a¤. 1600 01:25:10,272 --> 01:25:12,774 I want to stay talking right a¤a¤. 1601 01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:17,612 Life is short, right? 1602 01:25:17,821 --> 01:25:20,573 Yeah.  Let's just do it. 1603 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:23,534 ¤o¤¤ ¤hen are ¤ou gonna turn the ¤ob down? 1604 01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:27,371 I'm stiII gonna take the ¤ob. 1605 01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:37,423 Wow, not even a dent. Yeah. 1606 01:25:45,265 --> 01:25:48,100 To make the perniI taste great you've got to puncture it Iike this. 1607 01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:50,520 And then you put the garlic cloves in it. 1608 01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:52,939 Okay, now the pasteles, you need to 1609 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,900 We got it Noami. Now go back to the hospital. 1610 01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:58,236 * Please.  * ringtone chiming * 1611 01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:00,696 * Is that your agent?  Yeah. 1612 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:03,741 * Diosito. Let it be good news. 1613 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:06,077 * We need good news today. * Amen. 1614 01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,746 Hey, Sarah. 1615 01:26:08,956 --> 01:26:11,791 Um, I'II reaIIy gIad you're here. 1616 01:26:29,977 --> 01:26:32,019 Hey. 1617 01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:33,980 How you hoIding up? 1618 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,816 God if l see any more "sofrito", I think I'II scream. 1619 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:38,985 l don't know how my mom does it. 1620 01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:41,404 I heard you didn't get the pah. 1621 01:26:43,365 --> 01:26:46,075 No l got the pah. I just didn't take it. 1622 01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:47,535 What? 1623 01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:49,579 It was for the seventh Iead on a TV show 1624 01:26:49,788 --> 01:26:52,582 that'II probably be on the air after three episodes anyway. 1625 01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:54,292 It wasn't aII that. 1626 01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:56,711 Yeah, it was. 1627 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,213 I can't say I'm mad at you. 1628 01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:02,008 You better not be.  I'm not. 1629 01:27:15,272 --> 01:27:17,607 WeII weII weII. 1630 01:27:17,816 --> 01:27:20,610 What do we got here?  Get a line Jesse. 1631 01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:23,321 * Shut up, man.  Oh yeah. 1632 01:27:30,370 --> 01:27:32,538 * doorbell rings * 1633 01:27:34,625 --> 01:27:36,417 Hey. Hey. 1634 01:27:38,170 --> 01:27:40,171 Fernando here? 1635 01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:42,256 He's at his cousin's house. 1636 01:27:42,466 --> 01:27:44,258 He's gonna be by soon 1637 01:27:44,468 --> 01:27:46,510 and you know he's not gonna be happy if he finds you here. 1638 01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:49,430 My mom just wanted me to bring this b¤ for Hector. 1639 01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:53,100 You reaIIy didn't have to do that. 1640 01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:55,311 Ooh, a truck. Oh, yeah. 1641 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:57,980 Thank you. You're welcomed. 1642 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:09,533 I know things got messed up ¤ith the ¤ight¤ 1643 01:28:09,743 --> 01:28:13,287 but I was hoping you'd stiII come by the house. 1644 01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:16,082 ¤ we're going to Fernando's parent's place.  Oh. 1645 01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:23,422 I'm Iooking at you 1646 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:26,676 and I reaIi¤e the one thing I haven't said is... 1647 01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:29,345 I'm sorry. 1648 01:28:32,265 --> 01:28:33,891 I'm sorry, Marissa. 1649 01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:39,105 Look, Jesse, 1650 01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:41,440 it's like when were 1651 01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:44,235 when we all in love, 1652 01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:47,113 we take a chance that we might get hurry. 1653 01:28:48,448 --> 01:28:49,949 But we choose to do it anyway. 1654 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,451 And it's just like with you and Lenny. 1655 01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:55,287 When he switched watch with you, 1656 01:28:55,497 --> 01:28:57,123 he knew that he was taking a risk. 1657 01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:59,375 Then he took your pIace 1658 01:28:59,584 --> 01:29:01,377 and you're stiII here. 1659 01:29:03,088 --> 01:29:05,506 He ga¤e ¤or the second chance. 1660 01:29:05,716 --> 01:29:07,800 * phone ringing * 1661 01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:10,011 Why wouId you want to th¤o¤ that a¤a¤? 1662 01:29:17,853 --> 01:29:19,854 HeIIo? Hey. 1663 01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:22,648 Can you pick up some miIk? 1664 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,984 Thanks. 1665 01:29:28,613 --> 01:29:30,823 Yeah. 1666 01:29:38,665 --> 01:29:41,751 I'm gIad you found somebody to make you happy. 1667 01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:45,921 l just wish it could've been me. 1668 01:29:52,012 --> 01:29:54,180 You should probably go. 1669 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:56,348 Yeah. 1670 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:04,398 Goodbye, Marissa. 1671 01:30:08,195 --> 01:30:10,404 Goodbye. 1672 01:31:14,052 --> 01:31:16,387 Uh... 1673 01:31:16,596 --> 01:31:18,681 heiio. 1674 01:31:20,142 --> 01:31:22,393 Mrs. Brew 1675 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:24,562 Hi, it's Jesse. 1676 01:31:24,771 --> 01:31:27,731 I'm Lenny's friend. 1677 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:42,913 Mauricio You like these? Mom, how'd you know my size? 1678 01:31:43,123 --> 01:31:44,707 Anna It's real comfortable too. 1679 01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:46,167 l used to be small. Now it's extra Iarge. 1680 01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:48,043 What is this? 1681 01:31:48,253 --> 01:31:50,796 Oh, looks big. Looks big. 1682 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:53,883 * Oooh. * Oh. 1683 01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:56,635 A christening gown. 1684 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,929 Mauricio told me about your plans. 1685 01:31:59,139 --> 01:32:00,973 Yeah, um 1686 01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:03,184 we've never reaIIy taIked about baptism. 1687 01:32:03,393 --> 01:32:04,685 No we didn't. No we didn't. 1688 01:32:04,895 --> 01:32:06,687 But we're not gonna bar mi¤ah the kid. 1689 01:32:06,897 --> 01:32:08,856 Come on, who ever heard o¤ a Pue¤o Rican ¤e¤? 1690 01:32:09,065 --> 01:32:11,609 * GeraIdo Rivera. * Juan Epstein. 1691 01:32:11,818 --> 01:32:13,569 That's a teIevision character. Stay out of it, thank you. 1692 01:32:13,778 --> 01:32:16,488 Actually in San Juan there are a lot of Puerto Rican ¤e¤. 1693 01:32:16,698 --> 01:32:18,699 * Oh, Ma. * * car horn playing tune * 1694 01:32:18,909 --> 01:32:20,409 That's Johnny. 1695 01:32:20,619 --> 01:32:22,786 That necklace that Edy gave you is so beautiful. 1696 01:32:22,996 --> 01:32:25,372 * That's not all she's getting. * Roxanna* Dady 1697 01:32:25,582 --> 01:32:28,959 I meant the tree. You said you wanted a view. 1698 01:32:29,169 --> 01:32:31,420 l'm gonna call those guys back after the holidays and take it down. 1699 01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:33,631 Huh uh. It's old 1700 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:35,799 it's ugIy, but it's my tree. 1701 01:32:36,009 --> 01:32:37,968 And I love it. 1702 01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:39,803 Who needs a view anyway? 1703 01:32:40,013 --> 01:32:41,597 Whatever you wish. 1704 01:32:41,806 --> 01:32:43,057 Uncle Edy, uncle Edy. 1705 01:32:43,266 --> 01:32:47,394 Oh, look what fell of the truck. 1706 01:32:47,604 --> 01:32:51,607 We got a brand new and improved situation going on here for you. 1707 01:32:51,816 --> 01:32:54,276 There it is, brand new and improved. 1708 01:32:54,486 --> 01:32:56,528  That's so sweet.  Yeah. 1709 01:32:56,738 --> 01:32:58,697 Yeah! Ma, what is this? 1710 01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:01,242 That's for your dad. Put it away. 1711 01:33:01,451 --> 01:33:03,369 Smell 'em.  No! 1712 01:33:03,578 --> 01:33:05,412 Did you register? You registered. 1713 01:33:05,622 --> 01:33:07,790 Anna Thank you so much, Johnny. 1714 01:33:07,999 --> 01:33:10,209 * *Latin music playing * * * cheering * 1715 01:33:14,881 --> 01:33:17,841 Come on. Come on, dance with me. 1716 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:48,163 When it's cold you've got to giggle the key a couple of times. 1717 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:50,040 'Cause sometimes the lock stick. 1718 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:51,959 I got it, pop. l got it. 1719 01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:53,961 * I know you do. * * Iock cIicks * 1720 01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:56,505 * laughs * 1721 01:35:20,965 --> 01:35:24,551 * hip*hop music pIaying * 1722 01:35:24,761 --> 01:35:26,720 * It's another one of them bangers * 1723 01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:29,473 * This one's dedicated to the family * 1724 01:35:29,682 --> 01:35:31,058 * We love you * 1725 01:35:31,267 --> 01:35:33,102 * Yeah, oh yeah * 1726 01:35:33,311 --> 01:35:35,437 * Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah * 1727 01:35:35,647 --> 01:35:37,856 * Yeah, oh yeah * 1728 01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:40,317 * Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah * 1729 01:35:40,527 --> 01:35:42,778 * Mia familia * 1730 01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:45,572 * We stick together when times are calling * 1731 01:35:45,782 --> 01:35:47,699 * It's a pandiIIa * 1732 01:35:47,909 --> 01:35:50,494 * Where the only weapons are weapons for loading * 1733 01:35:50,703 --> 01:35:52,746 * My family * 1734 01:35:52,956 --> 01:35:55,457 * We come together when the game gets tough * 1735 01:35:55,667 --> 01:35:57,835 * Come on, come on, that's enough * 1736 01:35:58,044 --> 01:36:00,337 * There ain't no ¤a¤ you can mess with us * 1737 01:36:00,547 --> 01:36:02,631 * And God knows I ain't perfect * 1738 01:36:02,841 --> 01:36:05,175 * But when it comes down to my fam, I know it's worth it * 1739 01:36:05,385 --> 01:36:07,177 * They'II say he did it on purpose ¤ 1740 01:36:07,387 --> 01:36:09,388 * Became something though you thought l was hopeless * 1741 01:36:09,597 --> 01:36:11,598 * Jesus Christ, he's so nice * 1742 01:36:11,808 --> 01:36:13,976 * BIame it on the beans and rice, weeds and pipes * 1743 01:36:14,185 --> 01:36:16,562 * Should have been deposited nice whether wrong or right * 1744 01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:19,481 * The ill-est realest Spanish rap you ever heard in your life * 1745 01:36:19,691 --> 01:36:22,401 * It's mi famiIia regaeton with a live band * 1746 01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:24,820 * Born in America, why we don't feel like it's our land * 1747 01:36:25,029 --> 01:36:26,947 * At times, man, I sit back and wonder * 1748 01:36:27,157 --> 01:36:29,366 * Is the belly of the beast gonna take us under * 1749 01:36:29,576 --> 01:36:31,869 * Through the lightening and thunder living la vida loca * 1750 01:36:32,078 --> 01:36:34,329 * Oops¤ sorry meant loco * I bet you still get the point though * 1751 01:36:34,539 --> 01:36:36,790 * We went cuckoo for cocoa * all we wanted was more dough *                     1752 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:39,376 * We la familia for life beyond today and tomorrow * 1753 01:36:39,586 --> 01:36:41,587 * My family * 1754 01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:44,381 * We stick together when times are calling * 1755 01:36:44,591 --> 01:36:46,425 * It's a gang * 1756 01:36:46,634 --> 01:36:49,303 * Where the only weapons are weapons for loading * 1757 01:36:49,512 --> 01:36:51,388 * FamiIia * 1758 01:36:51,598 --> 01:36:54,224 * We come together when the game gets tough * 1759 01:36:54,434 --> 01:36:56,602 * Come on, come on, that's enough * 1760 01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:58,937 ¤ There ain't no ¤a¤ you can mess with us ¤ 1761 01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:01,440 * My family II * suck when you need me * 1762 01:37:01,649 --> 01:37:03,984 * No matter the time or the dwa I make an appointment * 1763 01:37:04,194 --> 01:37:06,361 * My minor friend, my best friend * 1764 01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:08,906 * My hegano, my hegana, my cousin, cousin, twa and two * 1765 01:37:09,115 --> 01:37:11,241 * My father, my mother, from I saw him alive * 1766 01:37:11,451 --> 01:37:13,869 * Cuetin de gaetan if it's not a family I don't count * 1767 01:37:14,078 --> 01:37:16,371 * Santo Domingo, to Puerto Rico * 1768 01:37:16,581 --> 01:37:18,749 * He knows what there is when I gengo with my stick * 1769 01:37:18,958 --> 01:37:21,251 * Mexican and CoIumbian * 1770 01:37:21,461 --> 01:37:23,754 * We are all the same, ask the Cuban * 1771 01:37:23,963 --> 01:37:26,131 * Ecuadorian or Venetian * 1772 01:37:26,341 --> 01:37:28,592 * Guantemanteco makes my hand are my cloths * 1773 01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:31,178 * I am Panamanian, saluedurego * 1774 01:37:31,387 --> 01:37:33,472 * ChiIe, Peru, and also the Hondurans * 1775 01:37:33,681 --> 01:37:35,766 ¤ From Nicaragua and Costa Rica ¤ 1776 01:37:35,975 --> 01:37:38,310 * Spain * Argentina due God bless me * 1777 01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:40,312 * FamiIia * 1778 01:37:40,522 --> 01:37:43,148 * We stick together when times are calling ¤ 1779 01:37:43,358 --> 01:37:45,317 * It's a pandiIIa * 1780 01:37:45,527 --> 01:37:48,070 * Where the onIy weapons are weapons for loading * 1781 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:50,239 * FamiIia * 1782 01:37:50,448 --> 01:37:52,950 * We come together when the game gets tough * 1783 01:37:53,159 --> 01:37:55,410 * Come on, come on, that's enough * 1784 01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:57,871 * There ain't no far you can mess with us * 1785 01:37:58,081 --> 01:37:59,915 * Yeah, oh yeah * 1786 01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:02,376 * Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah * 1787 01:38:02,585 --> 01:38:04,711 * Yeah, oh yeah * 1788 01:38:04,921 --> 01:38:07,381 * Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah * 1789 01:38:07,590 --> 01:38:09,675 * Yeah, oh yeah * 1790 01:38:09,884 --> 01:38:12,219 * Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah * 1791 01:38:12,428 --> 01:38:14,638 * Yeah, oh yeah * 1792 01:38:14,847 --> 01:38:17,891 * Ain't no way you can mess with us. *