环 Uni
环球 Univer
环球私 Universal
环球私人 Universal Ci
环球私人影 Universal Cine
环球私人影咖 Universal Cinema
博物馆奇妙夜2
先生们 我们有危险了 沙尘暴要来了 Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.
我的人都吓坏了 我们必须离开 My men are terrified. We must leave.
那墓葬就在这附近 我能感觉得到 That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.
拜托 罗伯特 已经两个月了 Please, Robert, it's been two months!
阿尔奇 我不会收手的 Archie, I'm not stopping!
爸爸 Dad!
这风是怎么回事 老爸 What's going on with this wind, Pop?
C.J 回车里等着 C.J, go wait in the truck.
我不想呆在车上等着 I don't want to just wait in the truck.
我让你去你就去 把窗户关上 I said go! Windows up!
罗伯特 Robert!
弗雷德里克斯先生 什么事 Mr. Fredericks! What?
啊 Ah!
救命 Help!
C.J C.J
你没事吧 Are you all right?
嗯 我没事 Yeah, I'm fine!
我马上下来了 I'm coming down!
太好了 Yes!
我找阿卡门拉墓葬 找了二十年 I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years,
瞧瞧你都干了啥 and what do you do?
你就这么掉到它里面 You fall right into it!
埃米尔 准备装车 Amir, start loading the trucks.
弗雷德里克斯先生 Mr. Fredericks...
没有时间了 there is no time.
沙尘暴马上就要来了 The storm is almost upon us.
那你最好动作快点 Then you'd better hurry.
快点 大伙干活了 Come on. Everybody works.
嘿 你这人怎么回事 啊 Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh?
他说我们必须马上离开这个地方 He said, "We must leave this place immediately.
如果有人惊扰了这个墓葬 'If anyone disturbs this tomb...
末日将会降临 The end will come.
我们把这些装车 We load the trucks.
我总觉得我们在犯一个非常严重的错误 I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!
我们不是在犯错 我们是在创造历史 We're not making a mistake, we're making history!
别担心 Don't worry!
C·J 我们走 C.J! Let's go!
末日将会降临 The end will come.
欢迎光临 各位朋友 欢迎来到 Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...
海登天文馆盛大的修葺重开典礼 of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...
这里是自然历史博物馆现在 here at the Museum of Natural History.
纽约各界名流们纷纷出席 New York's glitterati have all turned out...
这如早期宣传一般 for what has promised to be a memorable evening...
充满了绚烂的特效和神奇的魔术的 filled with the dazzling special effects...
令人难忘的夜晚 and technical wizardry
我们齐聚在此 共同欣赏这座博物馆 we've all come to admire from this museum...
和它远负盛名的晚间表演 and its renowned Night Program.
今晚必然乐趣无穷 Tonight gonna be fun-fun!
笨笨过来了 Here come Dum Dum!
嘿 萨卡 准备得怎样了 Hey, how we doing, Sac?
雷克斯已经打蜡抛光好了 Rexy is waxed and buffed.
泰迪在修剪他的小胡子 Teddy is grooming his moustache.
噢 我刚刚和那些原始人 Oh, and I reviewed fire
又重复了一遍消防安全措施 safety procedures with the primordial men.
对了 你最近有见过他们吗 By the way, have you seen them lately?
博物馆新来了一个原始人 The museum has added a new one.
什么 我没见过 What? No.
对了 要确保百夫长队形完整 好吗 Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?
他们之前预演的时候很努力 They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...
只是还不适应那种的舞步 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.
好了 各位 各位 听着 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up.
我不想让各位紧张 I don't want to make anybody nervous...
但现在市长和州长都在外面 but the mayor and the governor are both out there.
还有 尽管我不是百分百的肯定 And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure,
但是我想里吉斯·菲尔宾应该也来了 but I think Regis Philbin, too.
里吉斯·菲尔宾 Reeju Philbo?
是的 里吉斯·菲尔宾 Yeah, Reeju Philbo.
好了 雷克斯 帮我个忙 Okay, Rexy, do me a favor.
注意你的尾巴 好吗 待会将会有焰火表演 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.
噢 德克斯特 你准备得怎样了 伙计 Oh, Dexter... how you doing, my man?
都准备好了吗 All limbered up?
看起来不错 我喜欢这个领结 Looking good. I like the tie.
有种猛男秀的即视感 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.
都准备好了吗 可以上场了吗 All chalked up, ready to go?
很好 各位 放轻松好好玩吧 Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?
赖瑞 Larry.
你最好过来看一下这个 You better come see this.
你从前见过它变成这样吗 Have you ever seen it like this before?
从来没有 Never
从前从没出现过这种腐蚀现象 This corrosion has never happened before.
它一直都是那样子的 It's always been exactly the same.
我在想是出了什么问题 I wonder what's up with it.
我也不知道 I have no idea.
而且 老实说 And to be honest...
关于复活金碑的秘密 我父亲知道的比我多 my father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did.
但不幸的是 他发誓他绝不会把秘密说出来 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.
他真的从没说过 He never did.
我天 Whoa!
你没事吧 You Okay?
没事 Yes.
没事 我没事 Yes, I'm fine.
今晚不用太紧张 好吗 Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?
还有十五分钟就该你上场了 You got 15 minutes till showtime.
我们明天再搞清楚这是怎么回事 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow.
好的 All right.
快看啊 Look at that!
妈的 你看到了吗 Doggone it! Did you see that?
他们想要抓住这个光点 They're trying to catch the light.
但是你们不可能抓得到 猫仔们 你们抓不到的 But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!
那就像人类的幸福一样难以抓住 It's as elusive as human happiness!
我要去评论一下 I should like to comment.
召唤打字机 耶 Summon the apparatus. Yeah.
召唤打字机 Summon the apparatus!
你要写什么 What are you gonna say?
哈 L...
哈 O...
哈 L-
“大笑” 没错 我的反应就是这样 Laugh out loud. Yeah, that's what I did.
现在 把这可爱的小猫视频 Now, post these adorable kittens
和我批准的公告一起发布到脸书上 with my edict of approval to Facebook.
帮老杰迪戴亚点个德式大赞 Give a big Texas "Hell yeah" From old Jedediah...
因为我也喜欢 because I loved it too!
发一个笑脸表情就好了 Just send a smiley face.
但是要再加个眨眼 Yeah, but with a wink!
发一个笑脸和一个眨眼的表情 A smiley face and a wink!
伙计们 你们在干什么 Guys, what are you doing?
我们只是在看小猫 We're just watching kittens.
你们还有不到五分钟的时间就要上场了 你们得专心点啊 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.
我就说了 我们没时间看这个 I told you we don't have time for this!
你还想点个德式大赞呢 You gave it a Texas "Hell yeah!"
嘿 泰迪 准备好了吗 Hey, Teddy, ready to roll?
-当然了 -劳伦斯 Indeed, Lawrence.
-太好了 -在圣胡安山之战的时候 Great. Battle of San Juan Hill...
我尚且镇定自若 cool as a cucumber.
但是现在 你不会相信我心里有多紧张 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.
你会惊艳全场的 You're gonna be great.
-劳伦斯 -什么事 Lawrence? Yeah.
你最近看到过那些尼安德塔人吗 Have you seen the Neanderthals lately?
没有 为什么每个人都要问这件事 No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?
或许你该去看看 You may want to give it a look!
嘿 伙计们 到底怎么了 Hey, guys, what's going on?
噢 Ooh!
好吧 Okay.
好吧 很有趣 All right, very funny.
真滑稽 That's hilarious.
你不用下来 You don't have to come down.
没关系的 真的 It's okay, really.
嗨 你好吗 我是赖瑞 Hi, how are you? I'm Larry.
-我是赖 -你是赖 I'm Laaa... You're "Laaa"?
赖赖 Laaa.
赖赖 好吧 很高兴认识你 赖赖 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa.
欢迎来到这里 Welcome aboard, and...
是的 我们看起来很像 Yes, we look similar.
嗯嗯 我们长得很像 我知道 Yeah, we look like each other, I know.
这一定是谁开的玩笑 It's a joke that somebody played.
麦菲博士把你弄成像我这样的 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me.
这只是一个 It's just a...
住手 住手 行吗 Stop it. Stop, okay?
-爸爸 -什么 Dada? What?
爸爸 Dada.
不 我不是你爸爸 No, not your Dada.
是的 爸爸 Yeah, Dada.
-不 别过来 -爸爸 No. Stop. Dada.
爸爸 Dada!
不 我不是他的 我不是你的爸爸 No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada.
笨笨收了一个新崽崽 Dum Dum got a new son-son!
不 他不是 No, he doesn't.
爸爸 Dada!
敬我们新任的女主席 A toast to our new chairwoman.
干杯 各位 干杯 Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
音乐 开始 Cue the music.
泰迪准备上场 三 二 And Teddy in three, two...
自从1869年起 那时我还只是一个11岁的小男孩 Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...
这个博物馆已经成为了我们伟大城市的耀眼地标 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.
今晚我们将要把我们的视野扩展的更远 Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...
看耀眼太阳 看皓洁明月 看满天繁星 to the Sun... the Moon, and the stars.
在初始之时 From our very beginning...
人类仰望苍穹 mankind has looked to the heavens
为他目所能及的一切命名 and given names to what he saw.
那就是 星座 The constellations.
我想各位一定想要一睹它们的风采 I thought you might like to meet them.
开始展示星座 Cue the constellations.
哇哦 Wow.
猎户星座 我们的猎人 Orion, the hunter!
怎么了 What?
都是设计好的 都是设计好的 All planned. All planned.
我早就知道会这样 所以 哈哈 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah.
很好 一切顺利 伙计们 一切顺利 Good. Going great, guys. Going great.
放下绸带 Let's drop the silks.
猴子上场 And go with the monkey.
什么 What?
加油 Come on.
那个是我安排的 That's what I do.
感谢各位的捧场 Thank you for your patronage...
和一直以来您对我们博物馆坚定不移的支持 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution.
我们修葺一新的天文博物馆就像是一枚透镜 This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens...
让我们同赴战场 亲爱的朋友们 Once more unto the breach, dear friends!
什么 What?
冲啊 Charge!
狂野的骑士们 Rough Riders!
-没事 等一下就好 -这也是节目的一部分吗 It's okay! Just hang on! Is this part of it?
对不起朋友们 只是一点点技术问题 Sorry folks, a little technical issue.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
-按照原计划进行 按照原计划进行 -嗯？ Stick to the script. Stick to the script! Huh?
-是我 -我不认识你 It's me! I don't know you.
拉住 Pull!
我不知道我这是怎么了 但是我喜欢这么玩 I don't know what's come over me, but I like it!
绊倒他们 Drop 'em!
哈哈 Ha-ha!
耶 耶 Yeah! Yeah!
这是怎么回事 What's going on?
快想办法 Do something!
上啊 on!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
啊 Ah!
猎户座 住手 Orion, don't!
雷克斯 Rexy!
伙计们 刚刚那是怎么回事 Guys, what was going on out there?
说真的 你们在想什么 Seriously, what were you thinking?
赖赖 这事我来解决 好吗 Laaa, I got this, all right?
你去那边待着 Just Go over there.
不 到那边去 No, go over there.
去啊 Go.
阿提拉 Attila...
伙计 你对那个海豚都干了些什么 what were you doing to that dolphin, man?
那是只海豚 It's a dolphin!
是地球上最温顺的生物之一 It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth...
但是你居然像《海豚湾》里演的那样 乱刀砸烂它 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.
你看到里吉斯·菲尔宾脸上的表情了吗 Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face?
里吉斯 Reeju?
是的 里吉斯 Yeah, Reeju.
还有泰迪 你举着一杆枪对着我是怎么回事 Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me?
原谅我 劳伦斯 我也不知道我到底是怎么了 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me.
你都不记得了吗 Do you even remember that?
完全不记得了 Not at all.
赖赖 快放下 那是个电击除颤器 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator.
快放下 那很危险 Put it down. It's dangerous!
赖赖 那是带电的 不是耳机 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones.
放下 Stop it!
噢 嘿 天 德克斯特 Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
嗯 Huh?
说真的 如果你还是表现得像个婴儿 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby,
我不介意给你穿上尿布 then I'll get you some diapers.
你还想用尿布吗 嗯 You want diapers again? Huh?
噢 噢 Whoa! Whoa!
别这么凶嘛 混蛋 Ease up on the rems there, hose.
你没看出来吗 他感觉很不舒服 Can't you see? He feels terrible!
该死的 我们都是这样的感觉 Hell, we all do!
我不知道在各位身上发生了什么 I don't know what's going on with everybody here...
但是今晚实在是太诡异了 太诡异了 but tonight was really weird. Really weird.
我们都感觉很糟糕 We feel awful.
像是某种邪恶的咒语控制了我们 Something took hold of us like an evil spell!
是这样没错 让我们感觉自己都不像自己了 Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.
你好 赖瑞博士 Hello? DR. Larry.
你好 麦菲博士 Hey, Dr. McPhee.
噢 嗨 你那情况怎么样 Yeah, hi. How's it going?
嗯 还好 Uh, okay.
好 好 好 好 好 好 Good, good, good, good, good, good.
你有没有听过那种声音 就是当你正躲在一个垃圾箱里 You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin...
时刻担心小命玩完 因为外面有一只雷克斯暴龙 fearing for your life because a Tyrannosaurus
把你的小命当沙包玩 rex is using it as a Hacky Sack?
没有 我没听过那种声音 No. I don't know that sound.
你没听过那种声音吗 噢 稍等一下 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second.
就是这种声音 就是这种声音 这声音以后做梦都不会放过我 That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams!
我很抱歉 真的 我非常抱歉 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.
我发誓 我完全没有想到会发生这样的事 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen.
我没想到会发生这些事 "I had no idea it was gonna happen."
我只是负责全部的特效而已 I'm only in charge of all the special effects."
都是你的错 都是你的特效的错 It was your fault! They were your special effects!
不 我知道 那是场玩笑 No, I know. That's a joke.
“特效” 更像是“特大 Special effects? More like "Special. ..
笑果” Defects!
我保证 我一定会搞清楚究竟是出了什么问题 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened.
或者称它为“特大笑料” Or they were "Special rejects!"
真的很抱歉 麦菲博士 我要挂了 I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.
嘿 Hey!
尼克 尼克 Nicky! Nicky!
别再跳了 Stop hopping!
爸爸 你在干什么 Dad, what are you doing?
是你在干什么 What are you doing?
现在已经凌晨三点了 It's 3:00 AM.
好了 派对结束了 All right, party's over!
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey -Hey'
你是谁 Who are you?
-我叫索菲 -索菲 I'm Sophie. Sophie?
演《再见博蒂》的那个吗 Bye Bye Birdie?
-是的 -那个演得挺好的 Right. It was good.
-谢谢 -嗯 Thanks. Yeah.
明晚见吗 See you tomorrow night?
-大概不行 -大概可以 Probably not. Probably.
绝对不行 Definitely not.
再见 Bye.
你有大麻烦了 You're in so much trouble.
我知道 I know.
我真的不知道你会这么早的回来 I didn't really know you were coming home early.
嗯 看得出来你确实不知道 Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
我的意思是 I mean...
是什么让你觉得你可以这么做 what makes you think this is okay?
我不住妈妈那里的时候 你常常扔下我一个人 差不多 每晚都是 When I'm not at Mom's you leave me alone, like, every night.
听着 你现在不可以再这样做了 Look, you can't be doing this right now.
你还有期末考试要考 你纽约大学的申请到什么时候截止来着 两周后是吗 You got finals, your NYU application is due in what, two weeks?
我不会去纽约大学的 I'm not gonna get into NYU.
-现在你还不知道结果 -不 我知道 You don't know that. No, I do.
你不明白 You don't know that.
我非常明白 I do very much know that,
我根本没打算去申请 in the sense that I don't intend to apply.
什么 What?
我觉得那里目前不适合我 爸爸 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad.
好吧 好啊 行啊 你想要展翅高飞 Okay. All right, fine. You want to spread your wings a little...
走出这个城市 去别的地方上学 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else.
我完全支持 你只要先跟我说下就可以 I totally support that. All you had to do was tell me.
你想要去哪里 Where do you want to go?
-你的清单上有什么 -我的清单很短 What's the list? It's a short list.
很好 我喜欢 洗耳恭听 Great. I like it. Focus.
你会被我的超短清单吓到的 老爸 因为单子上 I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's...
什么也没有 There's nothing on it.
单子上 There's...
这我就不明白了 你连个清单都没有 I'm confused, because there's not a list...
爸爸 Dad?
嗯 Mmm-hmm?
我想要休学一年 I want to take a year off.
我想要像你刚刚说的那样做 I would like to do exactly what you just said.
我想要展翅高飞 I want to spread my wings.
你想要展翅高飞 那很好 You want to spread your wings, that's great.
但是你不能漫无目的的飞啊 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere.
-计划改变了 -不 计划不会变 Plans change. No, they don't.
不 不会 计划是不会变化的 No, they don't. Plans don't change.
我们有过一个计划 它改变了 We had a plan, it changed.
-最开始的时候我们也是不知所措 -不 It's disorienting at first. No.
你不能改变计划 You can't change the plan...
除非你得到了计划出资人的许可 unless you check with the people who are financing the plan...
要是我没记错的话 which is, last time I checked,
出资人是你妈和我 好吗 your mother and I. Okay?
爸爸 我们是可以坐在这里 Dad, we could sit here and
聊聊那些计划 just have this conversation about plans...
但是现在 我们到此为止吧 but for now, let's call it a night.
这些也不用清理了 是吗 Let's not even clean up, right?
明天再过来打扫 Let's come back tomorrow.
我们先恢复下精力 Let's reboot the whole energy,
平复下情绪 the whole tone of this puppy...
明天一举整理掉他们 爸爸 and we'll kill it, man.
戴利组合 今晚不要弄了 明天再来 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow.
嘿 戴利组合 Hey, Team Daley?
-怎么 -不要再说了 Yeah? Stop talking.
好吧 Okay.
你把这里清理好 我去睡觉 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed.
明天我们再继续聊 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow.
耶 消掉 Yeah! Get some!
消掉 Get some!
就是这个 消掉 That's it. Yeah.
你好 Hi.
我是赖瑞·戴利 是夜间表演的负责人 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program.
我知道你是谁 你是那个的保安 I know who you are. You're the security guard.
对 也是夜间表演的负责人 Yeah, also head of the Night Program.
我在做一些研究 I'm doing some research...
不知道你是否可以帮我一下忙 and I was wondering if you could help me out.
嗯 夜班保安做研究 Mmm. Night guard doing research.
真稀奇啊 Ooh la-la!
是啊 Yeah.
我想看一下你这儿有的 Uh, I'm just looking for anything
关于阿卡门拉金碑的所有相关资料 that you might have on the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
中间的走廊 Center aisle.
-好的 -中间的地方 你左手边堆着的就是 Great. Halfway down, stacks on your left.
搞定了 Get it!
我说 So...
是什么让你对那个金碑这么好奇 what makes you so curious about the tablet?
噢 只是 嗯 Oh! Just, uh...
只是个爱好 你懂的 就是我的一个私人小兴趣而已 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.
真希望能和这些人说说话 I wish I could talk to these guys.
那是不可能的 Well, you can't.
是啊 Yeah.
因为他们已经死了 Because they're dead.
是的 Right.
不过 看下这个人 But, uh, look at that one.
看起来还是个孩子 对吧 Looks like a kid, huh?
你该不会认识他吧 You didn't know him, did you?
C.J·弗雷德里克斯 C.J Fredericks.
他以前在这里工作 He worked here.
-他在这里做过 -是的 他长之后来这儿工作 He worked here? Yeah, when he grew up.
-不会吧 -真的 No. Yeah.
他是夜班保安 He was a night guard.
和你一样 Same as you.
等会 C.J Wait a minute. C.J.
C.J·弗雷德里克斯 C.J Fredericks.
是塞西尔·弗雷德里克斯吗？ Cecil Fredericks?
我们馆里有史以来最性感的夜间保安 Sexiest night guard we ever had.
现任人员也没法比 Present company included.
小子 他舞技无人能比 Boy, could that man move.
赖瑞 Larry?
嘿 塞西尔 Hey, Cecil.
天哪 好多年没见了 My God, it's been years!
你看起来保养得不错啊 You look like you're doing pretty good.
我魅力不减当年啊 伙计 I've still got it, pal.
你来这儿做什么 What are you doing here?
我想和你聊一下有关那个金碑的事情 I need to talk to you about the tablet.
搞什么鬼 这个矮冬瓜来这干嘛 What the heck is Short Stack doing here?
嘿 格斯 你精神不错啊 Hey, Gus. You're looking well.
雷金纳德 Reginald.
你来这儿是想再陷害我们一次吗 Are you here to frame us again?
要把我们送回牢里是不是 Send us back to the slammer?
我没有陷害你们 你们确实是偷了东西 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing.
而且是我救你们出监狱 所以 And I was the one that got you out of jail, so...
继续说啊 我们在这里过得很好 Yeah. We've got a nice life here.
过去的就让它过去吧 我们都翻篇了 The past is the past. We've moved on.
我觉得他可没翻篇 I don't think this guy's moved on.
听听他说的 猴子脸 Listen to him, monkey face.
我们已经把复活金碑那事儿翻过去了 赖瑞 We've put all that tablet stuff behind us, Larry.
都是旧事了 It's old news.
另外 我们真的对那块老金碑一无所知 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old tablet.
我们只是在那儿工作而已 We just worked there.
那个碑出了点问题 Something's up with it.
我说了 我无能为力 I told you, I can't help you.
或许这个孩子可以 Maybe this kid can.
我们最好单独谈谈 Maybe we'd better talk alone.
那样的远征对一个十二岁的小男孩来说 Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing...
真是太不可思议了 for a 12-year-old boy.
我也想要忘却往事 I tried to move on...
但是那块复活金碑上确实有着一些秘密 but there was something about that tablet.
它一直在变绿了 像是腐蚀了一样 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion.
还有泰迪 德克斯特 杰迪和屋大维 And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter...
都出了问题 Jed and Octavius.
他们行为很诡异 They're all acting weird.
就像是那绿色腐蚀影响了他们 It's like the green rust is affecting them.
末日将会降临 The end will come.
什么 What?
当地的人 他们警告过我们 The locals, they warned us.
他们求我们离开那座坟墓 不要动那墓葬 They begged us to leave that tomb alone.
我当时以为他说的是世界末日 I thought it meant the end of the world.
但是或许它的指是 But maybe it meant the end...
魔法的末日 End of the magic?
我们应该听话的 We should have listened.
应该听的 Should have listened.
可是 我们却把阿卡门拉和那块金碑运来了纽约 Instead, we shipped Ahk and the tablet off to New York...
把他的亲人运到了英国 and his folks to England.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
阿卡门拉的父母在英国 Ahkmenrah's parents are in England?
那是一次联合探险 It was a joint expedition.
有些历史文物留在了埃及 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt.
剩下的 则是被纽约博物馆和大英博物馆瓜分了 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum.
阿卡说过他父亲知道那块复活金碑的秘密 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the tablet.
我得去和他谈谈了 I think I have to go talk to him.
-我要你听我说 -嗯 I need you to listen to me. Uh...
我们尊敬的女主席要求我辞职 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation.
她说 即然那场夜间表演是我的注意 She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild...
那么问题由我引起也得由我结束 that the buck starts and stops with me.
-我可以补救 -怎么补救 I can fix it. How?
我需要你答应我让我带着那金碑和阿卡门拉去趟伦敦 I need you to let me take the tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.
不好意思 让我处理一下信息 Sorry. I'm just processing that.
输入数据分析 Input data analysis.
我刚刚告诉过你我要被炒了 I've just told you I'm being fired,
而你问我的第一件事是 and the first thing you ask...
能不能让你带着一些无价之宝 is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts...
和你一起去度假 away with you on holiday.
-是的 求你了 -没门 -约瑟 Yes. Please. No way, Jose.
我求你了 这事你一定要支持我 I'm asking you to please go with me on this.
-不行 -求你了 Nah. Please.
做不到啊 老兄 Can't do it, dude.
再见 Bye.
-你要对我用强吗 -什么 Are you gonna mug me? What?
我不知道 总得防着点 I don't know. Just be prepared.
-我只是要你听我说 -噢 I need you to listen to me. Oh.
-行吗 -好 Okay? Yep.
-你想知道事情的真相吗 -说吧 You want to know the truth? Go on.
真相就是 那块金碑 Truth is, the tablet...
那块金碑其实是有魔法的 The tablet is actually magic.
展品们在晚上会真的复活 Things really do come to life at night.
-那都是特效 -那不是特效 It's special effects. It's not special effects.
那怎么可能会是特效呢 How could it be special effects?
那怎么可能不是特效呢 How could it not be special effects?
-因为它就不是啊 -毋庸置疑它就是 Because it isn't! Of course it is!
-我告诉你 情况是这样的 -怎样 I'm telling you, this is what happens. What?
夕阳西沉 Sun goes down...
复活金碑开始发光 the tablet starts to glow...
万物复生 everything comes to life.
-你说是就是咯 -都是实话 Sure. It's real.
复活金碑开始发光 Tablet starts to glow.
现在我知道你脑子有病了 Now I know you're mental.
听着 莱斯利 Look, Leslie...
听我说 我不会伤害你的 Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
我知道 只是 I know. Just...
什么 What?
听着 没有人会像我们一样如此在乎这个地方 不是吗 Listen, nobody cares about this place as much as we do, right?
没错 Yeah.
如果你不帮我 If you don't help me...
这里与众不同的一切都将消失 everything that's special about it might stop...
而且永不再来 and it may never come back.
我不求你理解 I'm not asking you to understand,
我只求你相信我 I'm just asking you to trust me.
我倒是想帮助你 I'd like to help you...
但这里我都已经不在这儿工作了 but I don't even work here anymore.
但大英博物馆并不知情 British Museum doesn't know that.
那个木乃伊和那块碑 都要去 The mummy and the tablet, both.
一级文物保护工作 Classic conservation job...
当然都在我的授权之下 under authority of me, of course...
我是这个博物馆的馆长 现在仍是 the director of this museum, which I still am.
好的 好的 再见 Yep, okay.Choa
你可以行动了 You're in.
我真的可以自己一个人待在纽约的 I really could have just stayed by myself in New York.
嗯 不 那是不可能 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen.
很美 对吗 嗯 Beautiful, huh? Yeah.
泰晤士河 The River Thames.
这是不是很酷 儿子 你和我在伦敦 Isn't this cool, man, you and me in London?
嗯 是的 Huh? Yeah.
嘿 我考虑过了 呃 你休学一年的事 Hey, I've been thinking about that, uh, year off.
怎样 Yeah?
我觉得那也可行 I think it could be cool.
真的吗 真的 Yeah? Yeah.
你有什么计划 What are you thinking?
恩 呃 哇 Yeah. Uh... Wow.
我想去伊比萨岛做DJ I think I want to DJ in Ibiza.
伊比萨岛 In Ibiza?
伊比萨是西班牙海岸上的一个小岛 Ibiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain.
你会说西班牙语吗 不会 Do you speak Spanish? No.
但那才是美妙之处 重点在于音乐啊 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music.
音乐不会被语言的障碍束缚的 It's not inhibited by the language barrier.
但你会被束缚 No, but you are.
你用节奏说话吗 你干嘛跳脚啊 Do you speak in beats? Why are you freaking out?
你刚刚才说这主意可行 You just said this was a really cool idea.
我没跳脚 I'm not freaking out.
我只是想知道你的计划是什么 L just want to understand what the plan is.
你不也没上大学 You didn't go to college.
等等 你现在是想干脆连大学都不上了是吗 Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all?
-可能吧 我也不知道 -尼克 Maybe. I don't know. Nicky.
尼克 那不 Nicky. That's not...
爸爸 你就没上大学 你不是过得挺好的 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine.
我过20年总是碰壁的日子 现在还好而已 I turned out okay after about 20 years in a lot of dead ends.
随便了 老爸 Whatever, man.
别为我担心 没事的 Don't worry about me. It's fine.
嘿 我一直会为你担心的 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you.
-我是你老爸啊 -谢谢 I'm your dad. Thanks.
太阳快下山了 我们得走了 Sun is going down. We should get going.
好的 All right.
老爸 你打算怎么做 Dad, what's the plan here, anyway?
复活金碑让阿卡门拉复活之后 他会带我们偷溜进去 When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life, he's gonna sneak us in.
快趴下 什么 Now, get down. What?
趴下就是了 这是冒险的一部分 Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure.
你好 欢迎来到大英博物馆 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum.
我叫蒂莉 My name's Tilly.
你好 谢谢 Hi. Thank you.
我是美国纽约自然历史博物馆的赖瑞·戴利 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York.
-哦 哦 -我来送货的 Yeah, yeah. I got a delivery...
送到你们的文物保存部 for your conservation department.
好的 All right!
他们让你出差 So they let you travel?
这有点不同寻常 This is kind of unusual.
他们也让我出差 你知道去哪吗 Well, they let me travel. You know where?
-不知道 -回家 这儿 回家 No. Home. Here. Home.
再回到这 Back here.
中间去个厕所 Off to the toot-toot.
最多五分钟 Five-minute maximum.
所以在美国做保安真不一样 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America.
带着枪 带着消音器 Uh... With your gun, with a silencer,
挥舞着忍者刀 with your ninja swords.
好吧 Right.
完全不是那样的 That's not even a little bit true.
我就只有这个而已 The only thing that I got is this.
哦 大锤 是拿来 Oh. Hammer! It's for...
用上头的话说是 “小修小补 美化 and I quote, "Minor repairs and beautifications"
这小亭子 to the shack.
哦 Oh...
你就只是敲敲打打吗 You just hit things?
那挺好使的 Yeah, that's catchy.
基本上没用的 Basically worthless.
我不敢相信我们居然还在闲聊 I can't believe we're actually still talking.
很棒不是吗 的确 It's great, though, innit? It is.
这是我在这里工作三年来 This is the most conversation I've had
有过的最长对话了 in the three years that I've worked here.
我也觉得咱俩很投缘 I feel a connection, too.
我能不能先把货卸下来 Is it cool if I just make my drop?
哦 行 太好了 Oh, yeah. Wonderful.
但我得先确认一下 But I will have to confirm.
其实 没那必要的 Actually, that's not necessary...
他们已经确认过了 就在我给你的通行条上 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you.
噢 好的 我正在确认呢 Yeah, all right. Confirming.
好吧 All right.
你好 我是麦菲博士 Hello. This is Dr. McPhee.
这里是大英博物馆 先生 It's the British Museum, sir.
我要确认一下 一批送到我方保存部的文物 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department.
是的 文件是我签的 Yes, I signed the paperwork.
不好意思 现在博物馆还有一堆事要我处理呢 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run.
你 小子 把你的脏手从我的明朝花瓶上拿开 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase.
听到了吗 再见 See? Bye.
好吧 All right.
-可以了吗 -可以了 你通过了 Good? All right, you is legit.
我当然能通过 I is legit.
太好了 确认了 Wonderful. Confirm it.
谢谢 好了 我来开下大门 Thank you. All right, I'll open the gate.
好的 Okay.
恩 还有 就是 我男朋友 Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend...
他不太喜欢我的发型 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair.
说看起来像是我肩膀上有一坨金屎 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder.
但我真的很喜欢这个发型 嗯哼 But I really enjoy it. Mmm-hmm.
再见 赖瑞 BYE, Larry!
我不是什么专家 I'm not an expert...
不过 我总觉得这么做是违法的 but this is feeling, just, really against the law.
不会 这儿的法制体系跟我们的完全不同 No, they have a totally different legal system here.
好吧 Okay.
情况怎样 How we doing?
一切妥当 All clear.
好的 出发吧 All right, let's go.
赖瑞 其他人觉得 或许 我们需要一些帮助 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help.
其他人 The others?
劳伦斯 我可不能坐视不理 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by.
我们的生存受到了威胁 Our very survival is at stake.
好吧 嘿 泰迪 很好 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good.
危急时刻确实需要你 Good man to have in a crisis.
阿提拉 Attila.
好吧 肌肉男也来了 Okay, a little muscle.
嗨 赖瑞 Hi, Larry.
这个箱子真能装啊 That is a deceptively large box.
显然 我们也一起来了 Obviously, we came along, too!
大个儿 你要知道没有我们你赢不了的 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor.
你开什么玩笑 Are you serious?
还有猴子 好吧 基本上所有人都来了 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone.
爸爸 Dada!
噢 不 不 Oh! No, no.
完全派不上用场的也来了 No possible benefit whatsoever.
他真的很想要来 He really wanted to come.
好吧 这是我儿子 Yeah, this is my son...
我真正的儿子 尼克 my actual son, Nicky.
尼克 这是赖赖 怎么了 Nicky, this is Laaa. What's up?
他在学我的动作 He's just tracking me.
赖赖 Laaa.
那么 劳伦斯 袭击的计划是什么 So, Lawrence... what's the plan of attack?
我们得到埃及馆 找到阿卡的父亲 We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father...
希望能把复活金碑修好 and hopefully get the tablet fixed. Huh?
我们一起去 All of us.
赖赖 那不是吃的 那不是食物 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food.
别 Don't...
你知道吗 我给你找了个活儿 You know what? I got a job for you.
过来 快点 Come on, come on.
快点 Come on.
我要你待在这儿 看着门 好吗 I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?
确保谁也不能通过 好吗 Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay?
很好 你要做一个守卫 就跟我一样 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me.
好的 All right.
不 过来 No. Come here.
待着 Stay here...
把你的手放到门上 and put your hands on the door.
很好 别动 别动 Good, stay. Stay!
很好 对 你待在这儿 Good. That's right. You stay here.
别动 Stay here.
别动 对 Stay. Right.
不 待着 No. Stay.
别动 别动 Stay! Stay.
看那儿 很好 别动 Look there. Good. Stay.
不 好的 别动 No. Good. Stay.
不 别动 No. Stay.
别动 Stay!
别 别移动 Don't... Don't move.
别动 Don't move.
不 好的 No. Good. Okay.
好的 听好了 伙计们 Okay, listen up, guys.
这地方的展品是第一次复活 This place is waking up for the first time...
我们完全不知道会有什么 and we have no idea what's out there,
所以别大家别走散 好吗 so stay together, all right?
我知道这有点吓人 大个子 I know it's spooky, big guy.
靠紧点 Just stay close.
这是什么鬼聚会啊 伙伴们 What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?
大家都觉得这太诡异了 对吧 We're all finding this super creepy, right?
他们也有点被吓到 They're just a little freaked out.
我们第一次复活时也适应了好一会儿呢 First time we came alive it took some getting used to.
嘿 那儿 那边是去埃及馆的 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt.
走 这边 Come on. This way.
听到没 Hear that?
听到什么 Hear what?
那个 That.
若是需要帮忙的话 我们就在这儿 We'll just be down here if anyone needs us.
我们不是害怕 只是这样更舒服 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable.
劳伦斯 Lawrence...
确切地说 我们有麻烦了 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble.
我知道怎么对付这家伙 I know how to handle this guy.
你介意吗 You mind?
谢谢 Thanks.
你在干嘛呢 What are you doing?
你以为我是怎么驯服你的玩伴雷克斯的 How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy?
嘿 大个子 Hi, there.
我打赌你也不是那么凶 是不是 I bet you're not so mean, are you? Huh?
我猜 你也不是那么凶 I bet you're not so mean.
没那么凶 你只是一只小狗狗 对不对 No, you're just a little puppy, right?
你就是只想玩的小狗狗 You're just a little puppy who wants to play.
你想玩玩吗 You want to play, huh?
想玩空间接物吗 Want to play fetch?
要吗 Yeah?
你要跟这个骨头玩吗 You want to play with this bone?
耶 Ah! Yeah!
这就来 快去 接住它 Here you go. Go fetch.
快去接 Go fetch!
劳伦斯 怎么 Lawrence? Yeah?
我能提另一个计划吗 什么 May I suggest a different plan? What?
跑 Run!
关门 关门 Close it, close it!
好吧 我想我们 Okay. I think we're...
后退 大家往后退 Get back! Everybody, get back!
好吧 不想玩吗 All right. You don't want to fetch?
接住这个 什么 Fetch on this. What?
噢 噢 噢 Oh! Oh! Ah!
哦 就差一点点啊 需要帮忙吗 Oh, that's close! Need some help?
什么 闪开 What? Move.
哇 Whoa!
阿提拉 你没事吧 Attila, you okay?
哇 Whoa.
喔 Oh!
你可能想要 不 You might want to... No.
给 这你拿着 Here... hold this.
那真是太酷了 That was actually very cool.
兰斯洛特爵士 为您效劳 Sir Lancelot, at your service.
谢谢 那真令人惊奇 Thank you. That was amazing.
西奥多·罗斯福 Theodore Roosevelt...
美国总统 President of the United States of America.
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what that means.
我是赖瑞 这是我的儿子 尼克 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick.
你一脸贵气 尼克 You have a noble face, Nick.
谢谢 谢谢你的帮助 Thanks. Thanks for the help.
你 Now, you...
你让我想起了在圣城认识的一个人 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot.
是吗 Really?
是某个圆桌骑士吗 One of the Knights of the Round Table?
不 是埃里克 No, Erik.
埃里克 Erik?
我们的弄臣 Our fool.
他是我见过的最有意思的弄臣 He was the funniest fool I ever met.
他非常厉害 他甚至什么也不用做 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything.
仅仅走进房间里 就能把你逗乐 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh.
嗯哼 Hmm.
你有他的那个天赋 真不可思议 You have what he had. The gift. That's weird.
-你可以当弄臣 -那个我不懂 You could be a fool. I don't know about that.
哦 得了吧 你一定可以的 Oh, come on, of course you could!
我们给你弄一顶 We'd get you one of those
那种挂着小铃铛的帽子 hats with the funny little dangly bells.
小铃铛 Dangly bells?
嗯 Hmm?
小铃铛 Dangly bells.
我不是说了吗 天赋啊 Didn't I tell you? The gift.
他好像什么都没有做 He does what seems like nothing.
面无表情 只有轻微的 A sort of deadpan... tiny little...
恩 恩 Hmm. "Hmm."
毫无表情 你知道 类似 Expressionless, you know, sort of a...
恩 恩 Hmm. Hmm.
这样的 sort of thing.
就像埃里克一样 Just like Erik.
听起来是个很厉害的人 我们得走了 所以 Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so...
阿 圣城 Ah, Camelot.
好吧 Okay.
总有一天 我要回到我伟大的城堡去 Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers...
回到亚瑟王 to King Arthur...
和格温娜维尔皇后的身边 and Queen Guinevere.
甜美的 美丽的格温娜维尔 Sweet... beauteous Guinevere.
但我发过誓要完成我的探险才回去 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest.
我一定要找到圣杯 I must find the Holy Grail.
好吧 祝你好运 Well, good luck with that.
再次感谢你的帮助 And thanks for the help again.
我们得去埃及馆 再见吧 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you.
我带你出去 不 不用了 I will lead you. No, it's okay.
等等 小铃铛 Halt, Dangly Bells!
空气中弥漫着奇异的魔法 There is strange magic in the air,
危险的野兽正在靠近 and dangerous beasts are afoot.
保护那些需要照顾的人 It is the duty of a true knight...
是一个真正骑士的责任 to protect and care for those in need.
我们出发 We're off.
看来他是跟定我们了 I guess he's coming with us.
赖瑞 Larry!
杰迪和屋大维呢 Jed and Octavius?
他们一定是在我们逃跑的时候被甩出去了 They must have fallen out while we were running.
杰迪 Jed?
屋大维 Octavius!
杰迪戴亚 Jedediah!
杰迪 屋大维 Jed! Octo!
哦 不 Oh, no.
这不是屋大维的斗篷吗 ls that Octavius's cape?
给 Here.
尼克 好 Nicky. Yeah.
伙计们 Guys?
大个儿 Gigantor!
杰迪 Jed?
他们在那些暖风通风口里撑不了多久的 劳伦斯 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence.
以他们的小尺寸 他们会像西奈山的 At their size, they'll
小甲虫一样烤熟 bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
太残酷了吗 Too dark?
啊 Ah!
这下完了 伙计 This is the end, boy!
这是我们最终的归宿了 This is the last roundup!
抓住我的手 Hold my hand!
为什么 Why?
当我没说 Never mind.
我们被吹的太远了 伙计 We're a long way from home, boy.
你刚刚是让我牵你的手吗 Did you ask me to hold your hand?
没有 No.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
杰多 Jedo!
屋托 Octo!
他们可能在这儿和通风口之间的任何地方 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent.
你看到什么了 德克斯 What do you see, Dex?
你知道他就只是个猴子 劳伦斯 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence.
他不能说话 He can't talk.
不能说 但他能进去啊 No, but he can fit.
尼克 把你的手机给我 Nicky... give me your phone.
为什么 给德克斯 Why? For Dex.
我不明白这是什么情况 I don't understand one thing that's going on here.
我也不明白 爸爸 什么情况 I don't, either Dad, what's going on?
我装了定位程序追踪你的手机 I'm sort of set up to track your phone.
你装了定位程序追踪我的手机 你追踪我的手机 You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone?
对 我是你老爸 我得留意你 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you.
不 不 等等 No. No. Hold up.
监视跟留意 Spying on Is not the same thing
可不是一回事 as just looking out for someone.
你会拿回手机的 我保证 You'll get it back, I promise.
但现在 这得放在猴子背上 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back.
好吧 德克斯 过来 All right. Dex, come here.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man.
听着 我要你下去找到他们 可以吗 Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right?
你觉得你能完成吗 Think you can handle it?
好家伙 Good man.
注意安全 Stay safe.
我觉得它就在这儿 I think it's right here.
就在这儿 Right here.
经典 Classic.
啊 小丑的天赋 Ah, the gift of laughter.
谢谢你 小铃铛 Thank you, Dangly Bells.
第一次探险吗 First quest?
啊 其实不是 Uh, not exactly.
我以为你们要去埃及 I thought you were going to Egypt.
是的 但我们得先搞定这事 We are, but we got to do this first.
那不是探险应该做的 That's not how a quest works.
探险只有一个目的 不可能同时找圣杯又找猴子 A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."
是的 好吧 我的人走丢了 Yeah, well, my guys are missing
德克斯特要找到他们 and Dexter's gonna find them.
那探险呢 找金子吗 What is the quest? Gold?
还是不老泉 Fountain of Youth?
是复活金碑 Magic tablet.
就是阿卡手里拿着的东西 It's that thing Ahk is holding.
从他手上抢过来应该不难 It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him.
他看起来精瘦干练 He seems well-toned and lean..
但其实很弱 But weak.
一定会跟从埃及宝宝手上抢糖果那样简单 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.
不 我们不是要抢走它 是要修好它 No, we're not trying to take it, we're trying to fix it.
它出了点问题 There's something wrong with it.
总之有点复杂 It's kind of complicated.
你要是别跟着一个猩猩 It might be less complicated
可能就没这么复杂了 if you stopped following a chimpanzee.
他不是猩猩 他是只僧帽猴 He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin.
这傻子似乎被激怒了 The fool seems agitated.
他经常这样 That's often his way.
但我跟你保证 他不是傻子 But I assure you, he's no fool.
他说的是真的吗 Is it true what he says?
你带的那块金碑是有魔法的 The tablet that you carry is magic?
的确是真的 It is, indeed.
你身边的一切展品 Everything around you has
能在今夜首次复活 come to life tonight for the very first time...
都是因为这块复活金碑 all because of this tablet.
好厉害 Amazing.
所以他们是不真实的 Then they're not real?
他们就和我们一样真实 They're as real as any of us.
是 但我们是真人 Yes, but we're real people.
他们只是东西 They're just things.
而且他们都不知道 And they don't even know.
他们一定会蠢的要命 They must be unbelievably stupid.
开始可能会有些茫然 It can be confusing at first.
哈罗 青蛙 Hello, frog!
继续跳 Keep hopping!
你是真的 You're real!
伙计们 我觉得我们从亚洲馆穿过去 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia.
不知道 Not a clue.
不 None.
我看不到下面 I can't really see much.
我们可以跳下去 祈祷没事 We could jump down, hope for the best.
但我们不知道下面是什么 But we have no idea what's down there.
我们也不知道这上面有什么 We don't know what's up here, either.
是罗马城 This is a Roman city.
在这个地基上 我就能感受到熟悉历史的洪流气息 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations.
见鬼 大伙在哪呢 Where the heck is everybody?
我见过这个小镇 我肯定 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it.
有人吗 Romans?
我看见你手臂上有位女士的名字 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm.
安德莉亚 是啊 Andrea. Yeah.
那么这个安德莉亚女士就是你的的格温娜维尔皇后 So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere.
有人阻挡在你和你心爱的女人之间吗 Does any man stand between you and your ladylove?
确实有的 有天晚上我爸把一切全搅和了 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night.
尼克 哦 我们停下来了 Nick. Oh, we're stopping.
别让任何人阻挡在你和你的真命天女之间 Let no man stand between you and your destiny.
哦 用“真命天女”这个词有点夸张了 Oh, "Destiny" May be overstating it a bit.
我们只是一起上微积分课而已 We just have calculus together.
我们之间更像是 It's more one of those...
瞬间的眼神交流 fleeting moments of eye contact.
谁会先移开目光 Who's gonna look away first?
但我懂你 没人 But I get you. No man...
好的 很好 Good. Okay.
胖贝 Liepwop
胖贝 liepwop.
完全没印象 Doesn't ring a bell.
这混蛋又是谁啊 Now who's this son of a gun?
庞贝 对不起 Pompeii! I'm sorry.
我听不到你说什么 庞贝 I'm having trouble hearing you! Pompeii!
我不明白 朋友 No comprendo, amigo...
因为你被个东西挡住了 because you got the thing in front of you!
他们在干吗 What are they doing?
他们到底是跑到哪里去了 Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to?
是我们说了什么吗 Was it something we said?
快回来“胖贝” Come on back to liepwop!
里面空间足够 快回来 There's plenty of room! Come on back!
他们就像路边的蜥蜴一样疯狂 They're as crazy as road lizards.
这里的人好奇怪 People are strange.
哦 Oh.
嘿 伙计 我们只是路过而已 Hey, guy-We're just passing through.
是西藏的揭路荼 It's a Garuda from Tibet. A Garuda?
嗨 揭路荼 你好吗 Hi, Garuda. How you doing?
揭路荼 你好吗 Garuda! How you doing?
哦 太棒了 Cool, great.
好吧 我们只是 Okay. We just...
你知道吗 我们必须要过去了 没时间了 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time.
拜托了 好的 Please. Okay.
我没空跟你玩游戏 I'm not gonna play this game with you.
我得过去了 真的 I got to go through. Really.
往后退 Get back.
一条龙 不 这不是龙 是 A dragon. No, it's not a dragon. It's a...
这是一条相柳 It's a Xiangliu.
传说中的蛇魔 Mythical snake demon.
看起来像条龙 我们杀了它 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it.
什么 不 它睡着了 What? No, it's asleep.
你说的对 我们不杀它 You're right. It's not
在它睡觉的时候杀它不太正道 It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep.
我们叫醒它再杀它 Let's wake it up and then kill it.
我先上 带着这小子一起上 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy.
你什么 不 你不能带着这小子一起上 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy.
为什么不行 因为他只是个小男孩 Why not? Because he's a boy!
赖瑞 每个男人的生命中总有 Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...
屠龙的一天 when he must slay his own dragon.
那也不能带上他 好吗 Not this kid, all right?
他成人礼的感谢词 He still hasn't finished
还没写完呢 all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah.
不管如何 那只是个说法 Anyway, that's just an expression.
我们那儿可不是这样的 Not where I come from.
反正他现在不能屠龙 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now.
我们绕过这条蛇 We're gonna go around it.
我们现在就得走了 不然就没信号了 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal.
快点 Come on.
胖贝 Liepwop.
庞贝 Pompeii!
胖贝 你确定你读对了吗 伙计 Liepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal?
嗯 Hmm?
庞贝 Pompeii!
哦 Oh!
庞贝 Pompeii.
别问你的国家能帮你做什么 嘘 "Ask not what your country can do for you... Shh.
要问你能帮你的国家做什么 Ask what you can do for your country."""
又来了 There it goes again!
阿提拉 嘘 Attila! Shh!
快 Charge!
呼哈 Whoa!
太棒了 Fantastic!
它醒了 It's awake!
现在我们能杀它了 Now we can kill it!
啊哈 A-ha!
呼哈 Whoa!
老爸 Dad!
尼克 Nicky!
我去救孩子 I'll get the boy!
用过短剑吗 只在《魔兽世界》里用过 Ever used a blade? Only in World of Warcraft!
你只能现学了 You're about to learn.
我们唯一要害怕的只有害怕本身 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!
做的不错 布朗尼 Doing a heck of a job, Brownie.
你后面 Behind you!
蹲下 Duck!
这是最后一次了 我的朋友 Last roundup, kemosabe!
烤肉涂烧烤酱的时候到了 伙计 Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy!
哈 什么 Huh? What?
不 不 你别 No, no! You wouldn't!
他必须要 He must!
电击 Clear!
今天这事儿 我们永远都别再提了 We must never speak of what happened here today.
好了 那是没必要的 Come on! That wasn't necessary!
火都灭了 It's out!
这些东西真可以救命啊 These things really do save lives.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
你没事吧 亲爱的 Are you all right, my dear?
你还好吗 没事 谢谢 You okay? Yeah, thanks.
你战斗的很勇猛 先生 You fought bravely, sire.
总有一天 我向你承诺 One day, I promise you,
我们会用胜利之杯饮这龙血 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup.
我喝苏打水或者白开水就可以了 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too.
但我喜欢这种充满能量的感觉 But I like the energy we got going.
从现在开始 你得选择你自己的道路了 From now on, you must choose your own path.
别让任何人告诉你该怎么做 And let no man tell you otherwise.
我们最好让赖瑞知道我们没事 We better let Larry know we're okay.
来 转身 Turn around.
赖瑞可能很担心我们呢 Larry's probably worried about us.
我们要怎么找到他们 How are we going to find them now?
劳伦斯 Lawrence?
恐怕我们的时候到了 I fear we've turned a corner.
我正在变回蜡像 孩子 I'm becoming wax again, son.
好吧 我们晚点再找他们 All right. We'll look for them later.
现在我们得去埃及馆了 We got to get to Egypt now.
等等等等 我们不是该接着找杰迪和屋大维吗 Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius?
尼克说得对 Nick is right.
一个真正的骑士从不逃避责任 A true knight never shirks his duties.
但是如果我们不赶快到达埃及馆 我们谁也救不了 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody.
爸爸说“待着” Dada say, "Stay!"
待着别动 Stay!
爸爸说赖赖不能吃 Dada say Laaa no eat.
别动 赖赖 Stay, Laaa!
就是这儿 This is it.
也许我该陪你们进去 Perhaps I should accompany you in.
不 我觉得从这儿开始 我们自己来就可以了 No, I think we got it from here.
真的吗 是的 不用了 我们可以的 Really? Yeah. No, we're good.
好吧 那么 Right. Well...
朋友们 赖瑞 friends... Larry...
黄金碑的小丑脸守护者 clown-faced keeper of the magic tablet...
我不会忘记你的勇敢 I shall never forget your bravery.
还有你的笑话 Nor your jests.
再见 Bye.
我不应该说再见 I shall not say goodbye.
-我不得不说 -什么 I am. What?
我要和你说再见 赶时间 抱歉 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry.
再会 I'll see you.
真的感谢 兄弟 Really, man, thank you.
为你所做的一切 For everything.
我很多年没见过这些墙壁了 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon.
阿卡门 Ahkmen?
母亲 Mother.
噢 Oh!
父亲 Father.
欢迎回家 儿子 Welcome home, my son.
给您介绍下我的朋友 I want you to meet my friends.
我是门卡乌拉 I am Merenkahre...
伟大的尼罗河法老 太阳神之子的父亲 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun.
我是谢普舍赫雷特 And I am Shepseheret...
九大王国的闪耀珍宝 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms.
我是赖瑞 And I am Larry.
布鲁克林的守护者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
没错 Yes.
其实我现在住在曼哈顿 I actually live in Manhattan now.
我知道 但其实听起来没你想象的那么酷 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool.
好吧 Yeah.
若你们能指点一二我们将不胜感激 We would be very honored if you could take a look at the tablet.
黄金碑出了点问题 There's something happening with it.
我们还没弄清楚是什么 We don't understand what it is.
别忘了你在跟法老讲话 You are speaking with a pharaoh.
亲吻我的权杖 Kiss my staff.
这样可以吗 Is it okay if I don't?
你要表现出尊重 You will show respect.
我是太阳神的后代 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god.
我理解 我也非常尊重您 I understand that and I totally respect you.
我只是并不信仰太阳神 所以 I just don't pray to Ra, so...
埃及众神才是真神 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods.
好吧 我们尽量更宽容开放一点 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded.
像萨卡加维亚 她信仰她的精神祖先 I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors...
你信仰某种山羊神 是吧 阿提拉 and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila?
而我一半爱尔兰血统 一半犹太人血统 I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish...
犹太人 我喜欢犹太人 You are? I love Jews!
我们有四万犹太子民 We owned 40,000 of them!
-都是很可爱的人 -又开始了 Such lovely people. Here we go.
他们都过得非常高兴 总是围着蜡烛唱歌 They were very happy, always singing with the candles.
没错 实际上他们并不高兴 Yeah. They really weren't happy.
-真的吗 -不 他们离开了 Really? No. They left.
他们在沙漠中整整花了四十年 试图逃离埃及 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
噢 Om
是啊 每一年我们都会缅怀一次这件事 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it.
对我们来说是一段重要的历史 It's a big deal for us.
听着 你能看看这个黄金碑么 Listen, could you take a look at that tablet?
它有点不对劲 There's something wrong with it.
它正在失去魔力 It's losing its power.
你能修好吗 Do you think you could fix it?
那样做的话 我难免会泄露其中的天机 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the tablet.
我们保证会守口如瓶 I promise we won't tell anybody.
不行 No.
我会亲你的权杖 I'll kiss your staff.
太迟了 Too late.
父亲 你为什么这么死守天机 Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself?
天机本应由我在合适的时机传给你 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time.
好吧 已经过去四千年了 Well, it has been 4,000 years.
现在看起来就是合适的时机 Now seems like a good time.
你在午夜出生 You were born at midnight.
我是法老 I was Pharaoh...
我见识过很多人梦寐以求的珍宝 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of.
但当我第一眼看到你时 But when I first gazed upon you...
你对我来说是无上珍宝 you were instantly more precious to me...
远非古代世界珍宝所能媲美 than all the wonders of the ancient world.
我只想一生守护着你 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye.
我命大祭司为你打造了一个礼物 儿子 I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son...
用我们所了解的来世的奥秘 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife.
在月神孔苏庙 让夜行者守护地 Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon...
铸造而成的 and watcher over nighttime travelers...
阿卡门拉黄金碑 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
我们墓穴的设计 Our tomb was designed to
是为了让孔苏的光芒照射到黄金碑上 channel Khonsu's rays down to the tablet...
每晚使之蓄能 rejuvenating its powers every night.
月神将能量施于黄金碑之上 The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet...
只要能持续沐浴着他的月光 so that, as long as it bathed in his light...
我们一家人就能永远团聚 our family could be together forever,
即使是死亡也不能将我们分开 and not even death could part us.
它现在是太久没吸收月光能量 It's been away from Khonsu's light too long.
儿子 My son!
你怎么了 What is happening to you?
它需要月光 It needs moonlight...
否则日出之时我们都得死 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise.
快点 Hurry!
如果黄金碑失效 If the tablet dies...
什么都不能挽救回来了 nothing can bring it back!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
把黄金碑给我 The tablet. Now.
等等 听我说 黄金碑快没能量了 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying.
如果它不吸收月光 If it doesn't get moonlight...
一切将会结束 真的结束 everything ends, like, for real.
亚瑟王终其一生寻找圣杯 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail.
原来圣杯是这个黄金碑 To think it was a tablet all along.
你能把它还给我吗 你在犯傻 Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing!
我心愿已了 My quest is complete.
我今晚就可以回圣城了 I ride for Camelot tonight.
保管好它 好吗 Just keep it, okay?
但要把它放在月光下 But just put it in the moonlight
把中间那块转平 and turn that center piece.
抱歉 这不是我的第一要务 Sorry, not my first quest.
顺便说 埃里克比你幽默多了 And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you!
快叫其他人 Go get the others.
我们不能让他离开这儿 We can't let him leave the building!
哇 悠着点 伙伴 慢慢来 Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down!
我不知道你是谁 I don't know who you are...
但我很确定黄金碑不属于你 but I'm pretty dang sure that tablet don't belong to you.
等一下 Now wait a second!
给我回来 不能就这么完了 Come back here! This ain' over!
别用你的巨剑和蓝色电眼看着嘲笑我 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword
你会后悔的 and hypnotic blue eyes!
他的眼睛很来电 His eyes are very blue.
说话温和 手段强硬 Speak softly and carry a big stick.
劳伦斯 有麻烦了 Lawrence, we have a problem.
这只手也要变成蜡了 This one turned to wax as well.
我也有句格言 I have a saying, too.
说话大声 手段更强硬 "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick."
在下面 你说的是在上面吧 It's over there! You mean up there.
过来 Come on.
拿到了 Got it.
泰迪 黄金碑给我 Teddy. The tablet, now!
我不会再说第二遍 傻子 I shan't ask you again, fool!
别再让我头疼了 And this is giving me a headache!
黄金碑给我 Give me the tablet!
松手吧 劳伦斯 Let me go, Lawrence.
不 泰迪 不 No! Teddy, no!
泰迪 Teddy!
这才乖 There.
归我了 That'll be mine.
嘿 刚刚那招好 Hey, that was a good one.
没想到能成功 No idea that would work.
赖瑞 Larry!
你们怎么了 YOU guys, how you doing?
毫发无损呢 Still in one piece!
屋大维 我想这是你的 谢谢 Octavius, I think this belongs to you. Thank you.
我不明白 I don't understand.
为什么我们变弱时兰斯洛特变得更强 Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker?
这是他的第一个晚上 It's his first night.
新生儿会变强 不过结局一样 Newborns are stronger but it matters not.
除非我们成功 不然所有人都得死 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn.
我们不能让他离开这儿 We can't let him leave the building.
先生 你能去趟埃及区 以防他经过吗 Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there?
-当然可以 -尼克 带上阿提拉去码头看看 Of course. Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.
-明白 -泰迪 你去南边 守住侧门 Got it. Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.
我去主入口 I got the main entrance.
嗨 Hi-yeah!
你 我就知道你笑的很贼有问题 You! I knew you smelled a bit off!
你没看到吗 Didn't you just see that?
看到什么 See what?
那个骑士骑着马刚跑了 The knight on the horse that just rode through!
转移话题也找些靠谱的好吗 Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy!
我找到了你的双胞胎弟弟 在货运间 I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room!
他不是我的双胞胎弟弟 He's not my twin.
我抓住他后 你猜他说了什么 I got him, and what could he say for himself?
闭嘴 闭上你的嘴 Shut up! Shut up in your face!
快点闭嘴 你想要被锤么 Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed?
你可以跑 但如果你离开这扇门 Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates...
我发誓 你这奇丑的二重身 I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger...
而且长得还挺像某乐队的主唱 who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows...
我会锤死他 will get it!
爸爸 Dada.
这就对了 That's right.
我可不会手软 It compute with him.
爸爸 Dada.
该死 Damn it!
赖赖 Laaa.
如果你看到我在做蠢事 不要学我好吗 If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay?
我也是这么跟尼克说的 It's basically what I keep telling Nick.
可他不听 你知道吗 He just doesn't get it, you know?
他是个很聪明的小孩儿 I mean, he's a smart kid...
但我只是想让他多学些我没掌握的技能 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have.
我是说 拿到学位证 再休息一下 I mean, get the degree, then take a break.
拿到学位证 再休息一下 Get the degree, then take a break.
赖赖 赖赖 住手 Laaa! Laaa, stop that!
停下 Stop it!
好了 Okay.
怎么了 发生什么事了 嘿 What? Excuse me! Hey!
嘿 抱歉 Hi. Hey. Sorry.
我是尼克 这是德克斯特 匈奴王阿提拉 I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.
噢 见到你们很高兴 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you.
吃我一锤 Now meet this hammer!
别这样 Don't do that.
我很抱歉 我知道你一时接受不了 一会儿匈奴 一会儿猴子 I'm super sorry. I know it's a lot going on, Hun, monkey.
哇 什么 太多奇怪的事发生 一时难以接受 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process.
好吧 嗯 抱歉 Right? Okay, sorry.
-谢谢 -有种别走 Thank you. You won't get away with this!
从此刻起我绝对记住你们了 I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now!
雀斑男孩 Boy with freckles,
肥胖亚裔长发男 讨厌的猴子 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey.
我想这就是为人父母吧 你知道吗 I guess it's just parenting, you know?
他成长在一个离婚家庭 And he comes from a divorced family...
所以我知道他对我有很多复杂的感情 so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...
也许还有恋母情结 或是 and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or...
我懂 I get it.
我没能经常陪在他身边 I wasn't there a lot of the time.
所以我可能感到过于内疚 So I think I might be projecting my own guilt...
把怨气发泄在他身上 and taking it out on him in ways...
连我自己都没发觉 that I'm not even aware of.
怎么了 What?
门 Door.
头 Head.
好吧 我 Okay, I...
打开 Open...
头 head.
打开心扉 Open your mind!
没错 你说得对 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right.
问题就在这 That's the challenge.
我的意思是 这都是一脉相承的 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do.
我一直按照 I keep looking at him
当年父母养育我的方式来照顾他 through the lens of how my parents raised me...
可是实际上 他是他自己 when, in reality, he's his own person.
当然 我们有共同的基因 And, yeah, we share the same DNA...
但老实讲 他是我的进化版 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was.
我不想让我的自尊心和童年经历 I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history...
去阻止他犯下那些应该犯的错 stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make...
去阻止他成为他自己 to become the person that he's meant to be.
噢 Oh!
用头开门 Open the door with your head.
真棒 Yes!
干得漂亮 赖赖 走了 Good, Laaa. Let's go! Ah!
大家都还好吗 劳伦斯 Everybody okay? Yes, Lawrence.
阿提拉和你儿子把保安女郎关住了 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth.
尽管我也不知道能拖多久 I don't know how long it will hold her, though.
我们要找到兰斯洛特 We gotta find Lancelot...
但得有个人去守着她 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out.
嗯 赖赖 就你了 Yeah. Laaa, okay.
你知道你要做什么吗 You know what you have to do?
留下 Stay!
没错 确保她待在里面 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there.
留下 去吧 Stay! Good! Go!
爸爸说 留下 Dada say, "Stay"!
劳伦斯 Lawrence!
我的胳膊动不了了 I can't move my arms.
我们正一点点失去用处了 We're becoming less useful by the minute.
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa!
挺住啊 大家伙 Come on, big guy-
怎么了 你还好吗 What? You okay there? Huh?
你眼睛有点不对劲 但是 Something's up with your eye, but...
我不知道 好像是一种 I don't know. It's just kind of going...
放轻松 好吗 You gotta relax, okay?
镇定一下 Calm down!
阿提拉 阿提拉 Attila! Attila!
噢 Oh!
阿提拉可不这样 Attila doesn't hyperventilate.
你掠夺 You pillage!
你侵吞 You plunder!
但你不惊慌 You don't freak out.
好吗 Okay?
爸爸 这座城市有八百万人 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city.
他可能在任何一个地方 He could be literally anywhere by now.
我们会找到他的 We'll find him.
一定会 We have to.
我来了 我的爱人 I'm coming, my love.
天哪 Blimey!
他走过这条路 He came this way...
时速四公里 traveling 4 leagues per hour.
不 No!
在大猫面前不要逃跑 劳伦斯 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
大个儿 用手电筒 Gigantor, get your flashlight out!
陪这些猫咪们耍耍 These cats want to play!
哇噢 他听到了 Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy!
干得出色 先生 Well played, sir.
跑起来 Run!
那该死的兰斯洛特现在在哪 Where the devil could Lancelot be?
走吧 Come on!
快放我出来 你这只未进化的猿人 You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man!
你在看什么 不准看我 What are you staring at? Stop looking at me!
难道你之前从未见过 Have you never seen a beautiful,
如此这般漂亮 有魅力的女人吗 attractive, gorgeous woman before...
要不是她太爱吃披萨 她早就成了模特了 who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much?
我知道你这是想干嘛 I know what you're playing at...
但对我不起作用 and it ain't working.
不起作用 Not working.
等等 好像有点作用 Wait, it is kind of working.
他们对圣城做了什么 What have they done to Camelot?
总之 再也没人能 In short, there's simply not
比我们更加般配 A more congenial spot
我愿与你在此 For happily ever-aftering
度过一生 在圣城 Than here in... Camelot
度过一生 At long last!
-格温娜维尔 我的爱人 -嗨 Guinevere, my love. Hi.
有什么需要帮忙吗 朋友 Can I help you, mate?
是我啊 It is l...
兰斯洛特爵士 Sir Lancelot.
我已经完成了我的使命 I have fulfilled my quest.
对不起 我很抱歉 Sorry. I'm sorry.
我并不是真正的格温娜维尔 I'm not actually Guinevere.
我叫爱丽丝·伊芙 你可能搞错情况了 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused.
-也许你把我的角色当成了 -你的声音如音乐般美妙 Maybe you saw me on stage... Your voice is like music...
但我不知道你在说什么 but I have no idea what you're saying.
好吧 嘿 Okay. Hey.
嘿 伙计 Hey, man.
嘿 伙计 Hey, buddy. Um...
她的意思是 她只是个演格温娜维尔的演员 What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor.
好吗 我也是 Okay? So am l.
你也是演员？ An actor?
对 Yeah. Yeah.
你知道了 You know?
那个皇冠 Do the crown.
噢 不好意思 必须的 休·杰克曼 Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.
因为皇冠的原因 It was the crown.
我知道 这整个 I know, the whole...
休姐·奥特曼 Huge Ackman?
这名字也太搞笑了吧 Uh... That's a ridiculous name!
听着就像是瞎掰的 It doesn't even sound real!
只有懦夫才会隐藏起自己的身份 亚瑟 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.
不 是休·杰克曼 No, it's Hugh Jackman.
另一方面 我 I, on the other hand...
带来了你一直在寻找 carry the treasure you sought...
却从找到的宝藏 but could never find.
看看这长生不老的秘钥 Behold the key to life everlasting!
好吧 我真喜欢这套戏服 Okay, I love the costume...
我爱这种热情 I love the enthusiasm...
可是你需要离开这个舞台了 but you're gonna have to get off stage now.
兰斯洛特爵士 女士们先生们 兰斯洛特爵士 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot.
在 Yes!
非常棒 Very good.
真为你感到羞耻 亚瑟 Shame on you, Arthur!
你不配得到你的皇冠 You don't deserve your crown,
也不配拥有你的皇后 and you don't deserve your queen!
准备尝尝我冰冷刀锋的滋味吧 Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade...
休姐·奥特曼 Huge Ackman!
嘿 朋友 这都是假的 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend.
看 只是 See, just...
好吧 那不是真的 Well, that's not real.
全都不是真的 None of it is.
这不是真的 It's not real.
我演技不错吧 It was a good performance.
-我们刚才沉浸其中了 -你是今夜最闪亮的 We were right in there. You were tonight.
可这不是真的 But it's not real-real.
这不是真的 It's not real.
不是真的？ Not real?
你知道我无时无刻不在思念着圣城 Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot?
却为什么 And for what?
我一无所有 For nothing!
天啊 Jeez!
一无所有 Nothing!
不 不 请你们坐下 No, no, no. Please just take your seats and...
怎么了 What's up?
我们都是上帝创造的模样 We're just as God made us.
你为什么不拍个照呢 Why don't you take a picture?
留个永恒的纪念 It'll last longer.
好吧 我已经对你够友善了 现在给我住手 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough.
你给我立马从台上下去 Get off the stage right now!
退后 你吓不倒我 Stay back! You don't scare me...
休姐·奥特曼 Huge Ackman.
听着 朋友 你不会愿意跟我打架的 对吗 Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right?
要是真打了 我会捏碎你的 If we go, I will break you.
来吧 Come on!
那是什么 What is that?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
他在做他金刚狼的经典姿势 He's doing his Wolverine thing.
没错 Yeah.
你知道 Yeah. You know?
还是露出爪子光着上身的效果好点 It's better with the claws and no shirt.
这倒没错 Fair.
兰斯洛特 Lancelot!
喂 朋友 Oi, mate!
嘿 朋友 那不是出口 Hey, buddy, that's not an exit!
好吧 跟上来吧 Yeah, come on up.
是 都跟上吧 Yep. Come on up!
噢 猴子 好可怕 Oh, monkeys. Terrific.
你们的戏服棒呆了 I love the costumes.
抱歉 我只是想说 你简直无所不能啊 亲 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man.
谢谢 兄弟 Thanks, buddy.
-他认出你了 -是啊 太棒了 He recognized you. Yeah, that was awesome.
嘿 把黄金碑给我 Hey! Give me the tablet!
退后 退后 Stay back! Stay back.
-往后退 -哇哦 Stand back! Whoa!
后退 Back!
什么 What?
你 你的鼻子 怎么 Your, uh... Your nose, it's...
我鼻子怎么了 What about my nose?
你的鼻子在滴下来 Your nose is dripping.
-什么 -它在融化 What? It's melting.
因为太靠近火 From the fire.
好了 Okay.
有多糟糕 How bad is it?
反正不太妙 It is not great.
可我是兰斯洛特 But I'm Lancelot!
这世上根本没有兰斯洛特 There never was a Lancelot!
那只是一个传说 Lancelot is a legend.
你不是真的 You're not real.
你不懂 I don't understand!
我知道这不好接受 I know it's a lot to take in,
可是拜托了 把黄金碑给我 but please, just give me the tablet.
然后呢 回到博物馆吗 Oh, and then what? Back to the museum?
就跟个小屁孩一样笑嘻嘻地傻站着吗 Stand there as little children ogle and point?
还有学习 And learn.
以及得到去做善事的灵感 And get inspired to do great things.
现今世上已没什么贵族命运 我的朋友 There are far less noble fates, my friend.
至少不包括我 至少我是 Not for me, there aren't!
要是这个世界上没有圣城 If there is no Camelot...
没有格温娜维尔 没有兰斯洛特 there is no Guinevere and no Lancelot...
那我就什么都不是了 我只是一个悲哀的畸形蜡像罢了 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.
别看我的鼻子 Stop looking at my nose!
-我没在看它 -你在看 我看见你看了 I wasn't looking at it. You were, I saw you.
你就像这样 嗯 嗯 目不转睛地 You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring.
-我没有这样 -你就有 I wasn't like that. You were!
别看它了 Don't look at it!
很难控制自己不去看它 It really is hard not to look at.
是 的确 Yes, he is.
啊 Ah!
-我没有 -我看见了 I didn't. I saw you!
不是 我在看你的眼睛 No, I'm looking at your eyes.
臭猴子 别看 Monkey, stop it!
你能把黄金碑给我吗 拜托 把黄金碑给我 Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet.
要是你肯把黄金碑给我 我跟你保证我不会 If you give me the tablet, I promise I won't...
别看着我的鼻子 Do not look at my nose!
-把黄金碑给我 -脸别过去 Give me the tablet. Look away.
-把黄金碑给我 -不看我的鼻子有这么难吗 Give me the tablet. How hard could it be not to look at my nose?
我没有要看你的鼻子 I'm not gonna look at your nose.
可是我做不到啊 I can't help it!
看看天空 Look to the heavens!
真是恶心死了 It's disgusting.
可是 他还是那么帅 Yet, he's still handsome.
从此刻起 大家都不许看 No one shall look at, or mention,
也不许提起我的鼻子 my nose from this moment forward!
抱歉 我忘了我们刚在说什么了 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.
劳伦斯 Lawrence.
对 泰迪 On, Teddy!
赖瑞 Larry.
我们快没时间了 We've run out of time.
听着 你得把这些方块都转平 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces.
快转平 不然他们都会死的 Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die!
你也会死的 You too!
没有圣城的世界不值得生存 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in.
爸爸 Dad!
德克斯特 怎么了 Dexter, what is it?
你没事吧 You all right?
嘿 Hey-
你还好吗 小家伙 Hey, man, you okay?
嘿 看着我 Hey, look at me.
你想扇我吗 来呀 Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead.
来呀 甩我耳光 Go ahead, slap me in the face.
德克斯特 Dex?
德克斯特 Dexter?
噢 不 不 不 Oh! No, no. No.
德克斯特 噢 不要啊 Dexter? No, no. Come on, man!
爸爸 它走了 Dad, he's gone.
我现在愿意牵手了 I'll take that hand now.
我现在理解了 I understand now.
猴子才是最终使命 The monkey was the quest.
这事跟黄金碑压根没有关系 It was never about the tablet.
这跟他们有关系 It was about them.
原谅我 Forgive me.
一直以来我才是那个傻子 It is I who have been the fool.
我们回来了 宝贝 We're back, baby!
劳伦斯 Lawrence!
哇哦 Whoa!
嘿 Hey!
欢迎回来 兄弟 Welcome back, buddy.
嘿 Hey-
干得不错 赖瑞 Well done, Larry!
就是他 我们的英雄 There he is. That's our guy.
过来 Come here!
这是你的黄金碑 Here's your tablet.
感觉很棒 不是吗 杰迪戴亚 It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?
小屁孩 你说得对 Boy, you said it!
谢谢你 Hey. Thank you.
我看起来怎么样 How do I look?
你看起来很兰斯洛特 You look like Lancelot.
干得好 我的孩子 Well done, my child.
谢谢你 Thank you...
把我儿子安全地带回了家 for bringing my son home safely.
看着自己的小男孩长大成人 It's a strange thing...
真的感觉好奇怪 seeing your boy become a man.
还有狮子在追我们 There were lions chasing us.
嗯 Hmm.
没错 这太疯狂了 Yeah, it's crazy.
某一天 他们骑着恐龙穿过了中央公园 One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park...
第二天 他们就在伊比沙岛当DJ了 and then the next day they're DJ-ing in Ibiza.
你把我的家人照顾的很好 You've served my family well.
我们应该给你造一个上等墓室 让大量财富给你陪葬 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches.
我 个人来说 保证你的器官会被取下 I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed...
然后放置在珠宝镶嵌的瓶子里 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这才是该做的事 It's the right thing to do.
那我们达成了一致 Then we're agreed.
劳伦斯 我能说几句吗 Lawrence... may I have a word?
好 Yeah.
我跟大家都觉得 The others and I have been talking.
阿卡门拉应该和他的家人一起呆在这里 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family.
他必须留在这儿 He must remain here.
黄金碑也应该留在这儿 孩子 And the tablet should stay here as well, son.
这才是它真正属于的地方 大个儿 This is where it belongs, Gigantor.
没错 可是它 Yeah, but it...
这就意味着你们得留下 That means you guys would have to stay.
我们属于纽约 We belong in New York.
对 可要是你们 Yeah, but if you...
要是你们走了 那你们 If you guys go, then you...
今晚过后你们都不会活着 you won't be alive after tonight.
我们是博物馆的展览品 拉雷多 We're museum exhibits, Laredo.
这就是原本的我们 It's what we are.
人们前来看我们 Folks come to look at us,
也许会学到一些知识 maybe learn a little something.
这才是活着 That's alive, man.
可我 But I'm...
我应该负责照顾好你们 I'm supposed to take care of you guys.
而你的确做到了 And you have.
没事的 劳伦斯 It's okay, Lawrence.
我们已经准备好了 We're ready.
可我还没有 I'm not.
让我们走吧 孩子 Let us go, son.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢你让我们一家团聚 赖瑞 Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry...
布鲁克林的守卫者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
爸爸 要是我们现在就走 我们还能赶上飞机 Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight...
趁大家还醒着的时候 赶紧在太阳升起前离开 get home with everyone still awake before the sun comes up.
对 Yeah, okay.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
哇哦 Whoa!
没事的 赖瑞 It's all right, Larry.
我们已经达成某些共识了 不是吗 We've reached something of an understanding.
是吗 Really?
哇哦 那真是太棒了 Wow! That's really good.
干得好 兰斯 Good job, Lance.
谢谢 Thanks.
崔可西 乖点 Trixey, behave.
乖孩子 Good girl.
不许动 Steady.
他从不听我说话 He never even listens to me.
可你 But you...
我只是觉得你真的在倾听 I just feel like you really listen to me.
就像现在我们的心 It's like our hearts are
彼此已经完美地同步 in perfect sync with each other right now.
-嗯 -你有没有觉得 -噢 嗨 Um... Do you feel what... Oh. Hi.
抱歉打搅 Sorry to interrupt whatever...
这不知道什么鬼 is happening-
噢 赖赖 大家都在外面等着呢 我们得走了 来吧 Uh, Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on.
什么 不 What? No.
不要 赖赖 留下 No! Laaa, stay!
我知道这听起来很疯狂 I know this sounds crazy...
可是我们可以在英格兰共同生活 but you and I could make a life together here in England.
哇哦 Whoa!
哇 好吧 呃 Wow. Okay. Um...
我会永远记得你 I will never forget you.
你是我这辈子见过的 最粗犷的汉子 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met.
好好保管发带 Keep the scrunchies.
好了 我们得走了 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go.
赶紧 Come on.
只要你不说 我什么都不会说 I won't say anything if you won't.
噢 我知道你不喜欢这个工作 Oh, I know you hate this
和这一切 可是到了明晚 job and everything, but tomorrow night...
这会是最有意义的工作 best job ever.
可以肯定的是这里将会很安静 Sure is quiet around here.
没了黄金碑 这里就跟其他博物馆没有分别 Without the tablet, it's just like any other museum.
你知道我最无法忘记的是你们的什么吗 You know what I'm gonna remember most about you?
什么 What?
你们有多伟大 How big you guys are.
过来 Come here.
抱一个 Come here.
抱紧我 Hold me.
我的 My...
朋友 friend.
你能说英语 You speak English?
好吧 Okay.
嘿 听着 Hey, listen. Um...
在屋顶上那时 Up there on the roof, when...
当你快要 When you almost...
好 不说 Yeah.
我只是想让你知道 L just want you to know...
我真的改变了对万物的看法 I really changed my perspective on everything.
我明白我们有一个怪异的 I know we have a weird...
我们关系多变 我们剑拔弩张 We have this dynamic, we have this tension.
周而复始 Back and forth.
我是说 这都是闹着玩儿的 你知道的对吗 I mean, games, right? You know?
都是我们扮演的角色而已 Roles that we put ourselves into,
可事情为什么非要这么发展呢 but why does it have to be that way?
我总觉得我们一直都 I feel like there's always been a mutual
挺互相尊重对方 sort of respect for each other.
不管怎样 Anyway-
我会想你的 你知道吗 I'll miss you, you know?
好吧 没有关系 Okay. It's all right.
继续 最后一击 Go ahead. One last slap.
好的 我也觉得它已在我心里徘徊已久 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谁会想到呢 Who would have ever thought?
我是蜡 而她是聚氨酯 I'm wax, she's polyurethane.
可是不知为何 我们竟能相爱 But somehow, it worked.
我想就这样了 I guess this is it.
是的 Indeed.
我知道小尼克会闯出一片天地 And I know young Nick will do great things.
恩 他已经 Yeah, he's, uh...
已经准备好一个人去挑战这个世界了 ready to take on the world all by himself.
那你也就完成了你的使命 Then you've done your job.
你完成了你的使命了 You've done your job.
是时候开始你的下一段冒险之旅了 It's time for your next adventure.
我完全都不知道明天我要怎么办 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
多让人期待啊 How exciting.
拜 泰迪 Bye, Teddy.
再见 劳伦斯 Farewell, Lawrence.
吓死你 Bully!
吓到啦 Got you!
笑一个吧 我的孩子 Smile, my boy.
天亮了 It's sunrise.
-嘿 -嘿 你还好吧 Hey. Hey. You good?
恩 我还好啦 Yeah, I am. Good.
所以 是要去伊比沙了吗 So, Ibiza?
呃 Yeah. Uh...
爸爸 当DJ这件事 The whole DJ thing, Dad...
我不知道以后的事情会怎么样 I don't know if that's the thing for me...
我只知道这是我接下来要做的事情 I just know that it's the next thing.
那之后 也许会去上大学吧 After that, maybe college.
我正在自己想清楚 你知道吗 I'm figuring it all out, you know?
听上去像是一个计划 Sounds like a plan.
我该回妈妈那边了 I should get back to Mom's, or something.
好吧 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
好吧 All right.
我不会让你走的 I'm not gonna let you go.
没事的 过会见 Okay. I'll see you later.
三年了 不再有赖瑞·戴利 Three years, no Larry Daley.
是他替我承担起责任 给我找回了工作 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back.
我听说他回学校了 I heard he went back to school,
完成了学位 成了一名老师 got his degree, became a teacher.
我很欣慰 I'm very glad.
好吧 当他听说这场巡回展览后 Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition...
赖瑞坚持要我亲自把这个交到你手上 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally.
啊 这声名狼藉 闪闪发光 所谓魔法的黄金碑 Ah! The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing tablet.
赖瑞·戴利和他的传奇故事 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales.
赖瑞说你值得信任 Larry said you could be trusted.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
交付你最具神秘的知识 With the top secret knowledge.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
-我在使眼色 -你在眨眼睛 I'm winking. You're blinking.
没有 我两只眼睛都在使 No, I wink with both eyes.
那是眨眼睛 That's blinking.
别管这个了 因为现在 It doesn't matter, because right now...
你最好准备好了 you better get ready!
准备好什么 For what?
这个啊 For this.
它真的会发光 It does glow.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
来吧 Come on.
抱歉 Sorry.
继续啊 Go ahead.
玩嗨嗨 呆瓜瓜 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.
啊 Ah!
留下 Stay!
我哪里也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
留下 Stay!
我哪里也不会去 I'm not going anywhere!