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'Criminal. Criminal.'
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'Criminal. Criminal.'
From the dark, vicious, world of crime..
..the sensational journey of incidents, happenings..
..and criminals continues in 'Criminal.'
Catch a big thief and you get a big head.
You'll say that's just a saying.
But 'Criminal' will show you that it's true.
Today, 'Criminal' brings you the cunning, super burglar..
..who was on a fast-track to fame.
He was driven by greed and stubbornness.
He dreamed of making a lot of money.
'Criminal. Criminal.'
Excuse me, sir. One more question.
Sir.. - One at a time. - Sir.
One at a time. - Sir, how much.. - Please. Please.
The prime minister would have been here quicker.
This is mine. - No, it's mine. - How can I let go of my things?
Listen to me. - Inspector, you tell them..
I would like to welcome..
Lucky, the commissioner will present you to the press.
You'll be all over TV.
There's a big crowd out there. - Don't laze around.
Surinder. - Sir.
The commissioner has asked him to dress nice.
What'll you wear, Lucky?
Get my suitcase first. - Get it.
It's got 200 shirts. Who will hunt one for him?
What colour?
I look good in black. Get it ironed.
Even my wife doesn't make me work so much.
Stick close to the black beauty, Chaudhary.
Folks at home would see you on TV too.
Who'll look at me with him around? He's the star.
What's the total recovery amount?
I'm proud to announce the biggest catch ever by the Delhi police..
..worth 70 million.
Back off. - Just trying to play it.
He's only touching it. What about the thief? You made a star out of him.
He would steal only luxury cars.
Skoda, Lancer, Ikon.. - And the jewellery?
One question at a time, please.
Sir, how many members in the gang?
His property is in Noida and Ghaziabad.
And the jewellery? - Around 8 million.
Sir. - One question at a time, please.
We are working on it legally.
Was there a girl in his gang?
Sir, did Lucky.. - Sir.
Hello, Charlie dog on the loose.
Lucky. Your dog ran away.
It's not my dog. I had stolen it.
And fed it like a fat buffalo. It's gone now.
So what? lt's just a dog. Call it back.
Catch it.
Catch that mutt. It's on the stash list.
What is it called? - Quick. They're asking for the name.
I used to call it Happy.
What? - Sir, 'Happy.'
What? - The dog's name is Happy, sir.
The dog is stubborn. It's not stopping. Happy..
It doesn't listen to anyone.
Tell them to say, 'Happy, come come.'
Say 'come, come' to it, sir. English speaking dog, sir. Very posh.
Happy, come, come.
Happy. Happy, come, come.
Nothing's working. You're sure the dog is not dumb?
Your mutt will get me fired.
Call it with love. It'll come.
With love.
"Love. Love."
"I need a little love."
"A little love is needed."
"I need a little love."
"A little love is needed."
"Darling. Beloved."
"Listen to me."
"I need a little love."
"A little love is needed."
"Love. Love."
With love.
This is Lovinder Singh Lucky. Age, 31 .
With love. - And this is Lucky at age 1 5.
Telling you anything with love is useless.
Go, keep the bag inside.
You call this love? I won't keep it.
Your father too won't refuse. Keep it.
Go on then. - Have some shame. She's your aunt.
May be yours, not mine.
Real smart, isn't it? Well done.
I go out there, work hard in knee deep snow..
Bring back sacks full of almonds, and listen to my son acting smart.
You get almonds because they're cheap.
What's the big deal? - Useless.
Have you ever brought a videogame?
Videogame. It's your mother talking. I know her tricks.
All of us could be real happy living together, but not your mom.
She is teaching everyone. I know everything..
I'm off to Karnal , then you can earn and feed yourself. Got it?
And you. I'll see you when you come asking for the school fees.
Do you even know which school it is? Give me Rs.1 00.
You need Rs.1 00. I'm your father.
I gave you money to make six pumps, you went and sold seven.
You think I don't know? I am your father.
You give me Rs.1 00.
Cheat. Here's Rs.1 00. Build yourself Taj Mahal with it.
This is my house. She'll live here.
Those who want to stay can stay, those who don't, find somewhere else.
Put her on your lap, who's stopping you?
"Street dancer."
- Hey, Lucky.
Come on.
"You're a beloved princess..
"..of the king. Beloved princess."
"I'm a poor monk.."
It's imported. Automatic.
Press a button and the window goes up like this.
It goes sideways too?
It's imported. There's a button for everything.
I swear on my mom. I've seen it from inside.
Look, it's calling you. Come, press the buttons, it says.
How much? - Five million.
Don't lie.
Honest. My cousin just bought it.
You want to buy one? Want to take her for a ride?
Can't l?
Why not? Take her for a ride. Sing a song. Call her 'dear sister.'
Kukki. That hockey guy from 'Bal Bharati' school is in..
..the neighbourhood. Hurry.
Catch him. Quick. - Lucky, get him.
He's going over the gate. Open it, he's getting away.
Idiot. I won't spare you today. - I'm sorry. l'm sorry.
Nice. Imported.
You dumped five goals on us? Signing the girls' fan-books then?
Now, you're sorry? - Won't put a goal in ever again.
Let go of me, please.
Stop it. You'll kill him.
Wait up, hockey-boy.
Tell me, what's there in the cards? - What?
What's printed on the greetings cards that make girls go crazy?
East or west, my love is the best. - Slowly. And louder.
"East or west, my love is the best."
Let me go. I'm getting late for the class. - Why do you want to know?
Do you want to give a card to her? - Why? Can't I?
Have you seen your face? - Why else would I want to?
You'll speak English with her?
Why not? - Hey, Lucky. Don't waste my time.
Let me beat him properly. Move aside. - l'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey, Kukki. Come here.
Sorry, please. Sorry. - Come here. - Sorry.
What're you looking at? Come here.
Let me go.. - Beat him up. - Hurry up. Hurry up.
I have some money, take it. I'm getting late.
Please let me go. I had an extra class in school. Sorry.
Please. - Didn't I tell you not to? Didn't I tell you not to?
Who are they? - Don't look there. They're trouble.
Stay put.
Hit him with the hockey stick.
What do you want?
A greeting card. - There are many. Which one do you want?
Birthday, mother, father, sister, love, which one?
The one l could give you.
It's all here. Take your pick.
He would be tensed. Now, he's dead.
Died of tension?
He messed with the wrong crowd. That's tension.
It could've been us down there with cotton up our nose.
Why the cotton?
It keeps out the stink.
She smiled at you? Right?
You're all set.
What's that?
Forget it, what are you going to do now?
How much for a scooter?
Act your age. - Here's some for you too.
Go on.
Dad, your trousers.
Okay. You too apply some.
Enjoy.
I was thinking there should be another scooter at home.
You take yours to the office. Then all the household chores..
..brother's college, running errands, cooler delivery.
Another one will speed up things. Right?
Why not a motorbike? Might as well pick up full speed.
Sure. A motorbike.
Hero Honda? - Yes. Sure.
Tell me the colour. Don't want to buy something you don't like.
Black. No, a red one.
Okay. Red.
Which shade?
The Suzuki red?
Or the red your face will be once I punch it hard?
You want a scooter!
You idiot..
Will you take your mother for a ride?
Come down here. I'll turn you into a scooter.
Just wait..
Decide, you want your square meals or the scooter.
Idiot.
Why did you say that you'll buy one then?
Come down. - Listen..
I'll teach you a lesson.
You try to wheedle me.
I got lousy beggars for a family.
You got what you deserve.
You'll burn your hand. - Mind your own business.
I went to the shop, you weren't there.
Dad's shift. - I know. He overcharged me for this.
You buy from me and give it back to me?
What a waste of money!
Money's nothing between friends.
Let's go for a ride. - Really? No way.
You walk to class everyday. I'll fly you there today.
I don't want to fly.
Just one round. - Why the special round today?
It's my birthday. - Today?
Yes. Comes just twice a year.
What did you get for your birthday? - This. My dad gifted it.
What does your dad do? - Import-export.
Meaning?
Gets almonds from there and takes peanuts back.
"Beloved princess." - Whose bike is this?
Whose bike is this?
"My heart beats. What should I do, my dear?"
Butter chicken. - Get butter chicken.
Butter chicken.
Usually, one orders some rice along with it.
That's what l'm doing. Get some rice as well.
Without curry?
Of course, curry. "Without curry."
It will take time. Obviously, you'll want some snacks.
Shall I get some fried cottage cheese fritters?
Yes, sure.
Butter chicken. 1 60. Peas pilaf. 95.
Curry. 56. Fritters. 45.
Total 356. With tax. 403.
Tax for what? On eating?
Kid, just order some cottage cheese fritters. You'll get five pieces.
Eat two and a half each.
Or three and two. it depends on your capacity.
Order anything. Tea or coffee. - Lunchtime. No tea or coffee.
Water is free. Go ahead, drink up. It's okay.
You want that kind of water, then Rs.1 00 per hour.
Think about it. l'll be back.
Let's go, l'm not hungry.
What happened? - I'm not hungry. Let's go.
What's wrong? - I don't want to eat here.
Look, l bought a card from your father, for you.
This is for sick people. Do I look sick to you?
"I got accused for loving someone."
You want a scooter?
To take a girl out?
Will you take me out too?
If the tyres don't burst. - Shut up.
If you want a scooter, tell me. Your dad listens to me.
He'll get it for you. And then you can keep practicing. Practice? What?
Riding with a girl, what else?
I'll sit behind you like this real cosy.
Don't talk nonsense.
Really? As if you don't know anything.
Look at you, acting innocent.
Why are you so scared? Do I bite?
I'm not scared of anyone.
Yes. You're a film star? Some star. - Let go. Let go.
I said, let go. - You're so cute.
Let go. Mind yourself.
I'll tell dad. Witch.
Wow. Then?
I took her for a ride.
Then?
We rode around the neighbourhood.
Then took her to the restaurant.
Then? - Come on, tell us.
Lucky, are you crazy or what?
Shut up. - You shut up.
He comes and asks me for the scooter.
I tell him to buzz off.
He says give me the key. I want to open a bottle.
I give the key. Then he wants a glass. I go to get it.
The idiot takes off with the scooter.
There's your precious scooter.
Lucky, tell me before you steal it. Do l ever refuse?
He went out with the card-shop girl.
Go on. Liar.
I'll show you the Rs.325 bill tomorrow. Really?
Tell me. - Then? Tell us.
I kissed her. - Oh. What did she say then?
She said I look like a movie star. - Oh.
What did you do?
What else? I told her that l loved her.
That's all?
What else?
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gogi Arora and the Band.
He's the king. Make an impression.
"Look mom, your son has become a spoilt brat."
"Look mom.." - Where's the girl? - Bring her on. Get off, you oldie.
Lousy night shift with savages. Play it up. - Dolly. Dolly.
Dolly. Dolly.
Hold your heart and take the peg in your hands.
Who's that swimming? - The Water Queen.
Who wants to touch? - We're all keen.
Dolly. Dolly. Dolly.
No more than five minutes.
How many times did I tell you..
..not to pick farmhouse parties off the highway.
When the rotten eggs land..
..are you going to fry them, you dumb man?
They are tearing her clothes off.
You want me to dance for these paupers?
Should I sing till I bleed?
Gogi. - Fools.
Greetings, Gogi. - Bangali, my man.
Working hard, Gogi? Eat properly. You look weaker.
Forget it. What's up?
Gogi..
The money for the last job.
There. Behold the parasites.
Will you pick pennies from the stage to keep them off me now?
Here, take your pound of flesh. Take it.
Forget about it. - Take it. - I just wanted to meet you.
I need a car, Bangali.
Car? We don't deal in cars.
Which make, sir?
That's Lucky. He's a good fixer.
You name it, and he can do it.
You guys know I only buy good stuff.
Imported.
A Mercedes will do?
Lucky, right?
Take it away, this is a two-wheeler parking. Don't fight, guys.
Are you nuts? Do you know who he is?
You told me to make an impression.
I said make an impression. I didn't tell you to promise him a Mercedes.
And in two hours?
Where'll you get a Mercedes in two hours? Tell me.
What?
What're you looking at?
Keep an eye.
Lucky. Don't. They'll massacre us here.
Played real nice.
You're going to get us killed.
I'm a DJ. l didn't..
When I was a kid..
..l was very naughty.
Don't we own a luxury car? - Because of you.. Move it.
Come on, let's go. Hurry. Lucky.
Why are you stealing our own car?
Lucky, what are you doing? - Parking.
Lucky, don't.. - Mind your language. Show some manners.
Still fighting? - Mind your own business.
Look, what a pain bad parking can be.
Can l please come in and sit?
Ask your Gogi where he wants it.
I don't want to go. Don't want to.. - Brother. - Sippa..
Look I got a flashy car for you, Sippa. Won't you try it?
Gogi, I'll ride in your heart.
This is my heart. It's black, that's all.
Come on, get in. - Get in. Get in, Brother.
I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
Wait. - What? - Dolly will come with me.
"Dolly will come with me." - I love her.
Go. l want Dolly. - She's coming. Go drive them home.
Gogi, I.. - Just kill me. Just kill me.
I won't leave without Dolly. - We'll have to go.
We only promised to deliver. Am I a driver?
Sippa is a minister's son. The car's not safe here too, Lucky.
It's safe out on the roads?
Try to understand. - Send Dolly.
Do it for me, will you? Gogi depends on me. - Get in.
Where do we drop you?
Where do you want to go?
Disco?
Take us to the disco. Royal Mirage. - It was to be a ride home.
Shut up. Who's sitting at the back? You or me?
Forget it. Forget it, sir. Forget it.
Lousy driver. - Keep going.
Wait here.
Come on, Dolly.
I forgot the keys at home. Watch it for me. Stay with the car.
Lucky.
What is it that you want?
If that fatty can go in, so can we.
You're no better, Lucky.
Where're you headed?
I'm heading in. - Why?
Can't we go in? - Find some place else. Go.
Go. Buzz off. - Let's go. - Go.
This is the way out. - Shut up and follow me.
Shop's closed, sir. - How's this?
Bed linen for eight grand?
"Damsels."
Should have let us in the first time. It would've saved us the money.
One 'Screwdriver', please.
"Beloved."
"Don't shed tears. Don't lose these precious gems."
You're looking smart.
Drinking on an empty stomach? Alone?
Let's order some chicken, okay?
And some fish too.
The food's great here. Right, Lucky?
What'll you have?
Hey. - I fast every Tuesday and Thursday.
I mean.. Only vegetables.
What's the day today?
Do one thing. Get a calendar first.
God. You are naughty? Fool. Very good.
I'm starving here and you want a calendar.
Naughty boy, no?
Who let you in?
All it takes is money.
You are arguing with me. You fool.
Brother, listen.
Brother..
Hey, let me down. Let go of me. You idiot.
Move aside. Leave me.
Come here, idiot. Come here.
You are laughing? I'll bury you right here. - No.
The sister, Sippa? - She's yours. Take her home. Jenny, call my dad..
Sorry. Get it dry-cleaned.
Don't bother. - I'll blow everyone up.
I wear a shirt only once.
Sippa, take the car, we got it with great difficultly. - Burn it.
Please take the car. Take it. Take it. Please.
Coward. Coward. What happened?
Happy now?
What're you looking at? Buzz off.
Now, take this hell-ride and the black princess, and choke.
Gogi is going to have me for breakfast tomorrow.
He'll have me with sauce.
I am going.
Let's go.
Buzz off.
Stop pretending.
Bye, bye.
What? - Sister, have some lemonade.
Will help you throw up.
One o'clock in my house.
We were playing cat and mouse. The mouse was..
Where do I put her? - There, on the bed.
The cat was chasing the mouse.
Take off the shoes.
Hero. - Not yours, hers.
Done. - Cover her.
Why don't you do it? - I don't touch her when she's drunk. Do it.
Who's that, Sonal? - Dolly's back, Mom.
Is she drunk? Throwing up?
She already threw up. She's sleeping now.
It's done. Anything else? Do the dishes?
Are you Goldie?
Titu, the one who calls daily? - No.
Are you Sippa? - No. He's Vinod Khanna.
Tea.
Thank you. Breakfast with it would've been nice.
This is a straight neighbourhood. If they see a flashy car, they talk.
I came to request you to leave.
What's wrong with a flashy car?
It's not the car. Please leave.
This isn't my car. I stole it.
Lucky, let's go.
We came to drop your sister. Only because Gogi had requested.
Lucky, don't mess around. The check-post opens at seven.
And my name is not Titu, Sonu or Vinod Khanna.
Thank you. - It's Lucky. Remember it.
Lousy beggars, they'll buy a Mercedes..
..but won't fill petrol in it.
Now, keep waiting.
Does the bus halt at the depot? - The depot burned down.
Really?
Who was the girl who served tea? - Sister's sister.
Get ready to plead to Gogi.
Why?
We took the money and lost the car.
Its safe to do that and save yourself.
You do that.
He paid us. We'll get him a car.
What do you want fifty for? - That's the fare.
You took the long route. The meter's cooked.
It's not. - Get it checked, shall I?
Do that.
We're from around here, okay? We know your tricks.
I'm from around here, too. I get customers here daily.
Here's a ten. - Unnecessarily..
Build yourself a palace. - I will.
Lousy thieves.
The money was for a Mercedes.
You want to take a rickshaw to steal a Mercedes?
Oh, no.
Mercedes. Shiny red. - Keep moving.
Turn back.
Stop. Stop.
Take it forward.
How'll you get past the guard, Lucky?
Keep the car running.
Had to give a courier. - Show me. - Mr. Chaddha's signature is needed.
Keep the car running.
I need his signatures. - He's available only in the evenings.
I've come all the way..
Hey. How's it going, pal? - Good, sir.
You've lost weight. - Sir.. - Stay put.
Mr. Chaddha wants me to get something.
But sir, he isn't at home.. - I'll be back in five minutes.
Pinky. - Yes?
Get me some water.
Keep the evening medicines out.
Okay.
Who's that? - It's Lucky, Grandma.
Okay. Lucky.
Hey, listen. Get me the signature. - Have you lost it? Have you?
Mr. Chaddha's been calling you on the phone since long.
Can't you take it? Are you deaf?
Hold it.
Mr. Chaddha asked for the TV.
Grandma had to get up and take the phone.
What're you looking at? Keep it in the car, fool. - Yes, sir.
Idiot.
Lucky? Lucky who?
Be a little responsible. - Yes, sir.
Don't just stand there. Go in, she needs you. - Yes, sir.
Thief. Thief. Thief.
Grandma. Grandma. - Get me the signature.
He whisked the second car and it killed me the second time over.
I swear.
I'm glad you could pull it off a second time over..
..but why did you steal the TV?
It's a gift, Gogi. For you. Take it.
Where do you live? - Don't ask, in the car.
Backseat is the bedroom, living room, at front.
What?
A homeless one is difficult to track down. Safety reasons.
Right.
Wonderful. The world will be your home one day.
I guarantee that.
See. Your future's been bared, Lucky.
"Tweet. Tweet."
"Jugni has an air-conditioned car."
"She keeps the windows rolled up."
"She stays in a beautiful bungalow at sector four."
"Jugni has an air-conditioned car."
"She keeps the windows rolled up."
"She stays in a beautiful bungalow at sector four."
How are you? All fine?
"Jugni smiles. She smiles."
"Jugni smiles. She smiles and takes my heart away."
"We are young men of Punjab, everyone knows us.
We make noise and speed cars."
"Your lanes are narrow. We need chicken rolls. Find some."
"Get us a few pieces of butter chicken."
"She looks very cute when she says sorry."
"Does fashion and fears her father."
"Stays at home, loves the computer and the horn of the bike."
"Wednesday and Saturday tutor come to teach you."
"Come on gather your books and do something."
"You're having small cute biscuits."
"People fear you cheating them."
After doing everything you still want more."
"Everyone calls you super-thief."
"Super-thief. Thief. Thief."
"I'm her beloved, I shall live in her heart."
"Jugni talks.."
Hey. Where are you taking it? That's my music system.
Go in and see what dad got you in exchange.
Okay. - And madam, happy birthday.
Thank you.
"Jugni talks in English."
"Talk to me, I've lost my heart to you."
Jugni makes me squirm. She smiles."
"Jugni smiles. She smiles and takes my heart away. - Come on."
Are flashy cars allowed here, madam?
Or is this a straight college?
Where did you steal that from?
The showroom. I bought it for cash.
Why trouble the world?
I knew you wouldn't ride in a stolen car. - Why me?
Who else? - I'm not what you think I am.
So, come in and tell me what kind you are.
I don't hop into cars.
Then what do you hop into? Bullock-carts?
Sonal. Listen. Wait up.
The car's the problem? - Yes.
You don't want to get in. - No.
Let's take an auto-rickshaw. Let's go.
I don't want to.
Connaught place. Take the busiest route. - No.
This is flashy too? - I won't go.
A bus then? - No.
Or should we walk? It will build up an appetite too.
Who's the parking attendant? - Me. What happened?
Whose car is this? - That sir's..
Whose? - That sir..
Ask him to remove it from here.
Who told you about my college?
I saw your college's photograph at your place.
You're sharp. What else did you see?
You found something to steal?
Not something, someone.
Try the sweet talk on them. It might work.
They came wearing skirts.
Why wear a skirt at all if you have to wear it so high?
You must've worn them in school too.
We were covered from head to toe.
No wonder you're jealous.
I'm not jealous of anybody. Got it?
Especially of girls like them.
Don't think you can impress me with your prince charming act..
..your flashy cars, clothes and goggles.
No one will consider you worthy of their time if they come..
..to know you're a thief.
But you've been here for half an hour.
Fine. I'm leaving. Bye.
Bye.
Who do you think you are? - Vinod Khanna.
You're just all talk. - I can do things too.
What can you do?
Got scared?
Lucky, cops.
Thieves get scared, not me.
Dolly was asking about you. You're in demand.
That Gupta is also jealous.
He was complaining that you're a Gogi loyalist now.
I said, "He's my son after all." Here, take it.
I will easily get double the cash outside, Gogi.
Try outside then.
I've always kept you sated.
Ask for more when you need it.
Bangali, keep the Mercedes ready for tomorrow.. - Done.
Okay, boss.
Hello.
Sonal? She got married. She's off with her man.
Got you. Can't you come to meet me?
Your parents?
Meerut, with Sonal.
Didn't she tell you?
You are quite some friends.
No, she did. But l forgot.
Forgot. You forgot me too?
Check if it's sweet enough. - I don't want it.
You're very boring.
Where do you stay these days?
I've rented a flat. I'll buy one soon.
Flat? You will get a bungalow as dowry.
My magic wand. My hero.
Nice perfume. Old Spice?
I just shaved.
No wonder makes girls slip on it.
I liked it when you asked me to eat at the disco..
I had been dancing all evening without a bite.
Gogi sweet-talked me into babysitting him.
How did you know I was hungry?
I was touched.
Will you tell me something? Tell me the truth.
Don't you find me beautiful?
Look, l've applied no make up today.
You like your girls plain, don't you? Yes?
Lucky, I know you love me. You understand me. - Dolly.
You can touch me anywhere. I won't stop you. - Dolly.
I swear. - Dolly. Dolly.
You have crossed all the limits. Got it?
You don't like me, right? You want a classy girl, right?
Did I say anything?
You better not. Who the hell are you? Ever 'valuated' yourself?
'Valuated?' - Valuated?
Go learn to speak English first, then you say me.
Gogi's kept you chained to himself and you think you own the world?
Use and throw that's what you are.
Lousy thief.
Stay away from Sonal. Got it?
She's well-educated. She'll be counted among the gentry folks.
You should know where you stand. Don't aim higher than you can reach.
What're you looking at? Get out.
"Meera got lost in her devotion."
"Everywhere.."
"She started singing.."
"Meera got lost in her devotion." - Gogi sir, hello.
Where's Lucky?
He's busy. - What?
Busy. - "Everywhere."
Surdas. - "Everywhere."
Stop.
What? - Nothing. He had work.
That man's working hard.
I am the only one sitting idle.
He is acting very smart.
Acting smart?
A smart dog eats dirt.
What?
Dirt. Why?
He is on a selling streak.
He's selling it to everyone but me.
Right?
He got himself a place. You knew that?
Bangali, you stayed back.
He's off ahead.
And you're choking in his tail-smoke.
"She started singing.."
"Meera got lost in her devotion."
What's the score, sir? - Six runs, not out.
Aren't they showing it on TV?
They are, but my wife won't let me see it so early.
Let's scoot. Don't get into trouble. One's enough for Gogi.
What?
We've taken one gift for Gogi, cut him loose. Let's go.
Leg-bye.
Let's move. - Have I started this business for your gifts?
This looks like a gift shop to you?
Should I ruin my business for your gifts?
Here, keep this gift with you.
Don't fight. Listen to your boss.
The labour's off today, friend. He is useless.
Please, help me. I request you.
Don't request me. Just keep a gift for me too.
Go, gift away. Go.
Did you have to clean up the entire shop?
One was enough for Gogi.
To hell with Gogi.
Watch out, Lucky. That's Gogi you're talking about.
He's the godfather. - For you, not mine. l do what I feel like.
You think you can do what you like? - Yes.
Buy a place? - Yes. - And not even tell me? - No.
No? - No.
All right. Let me know if you want to switch partners.
I do the dirty work, I do the deals and..
You don't do the deals. You are a sycophant. Got it?
Lucky, don't act smart. A smart dog ends up eating dirt.
What now?
Gupta, Lucky here.
Are you watching the match?
You want some stuff? A shop full of goodies.
To hell with my regular client. You want it or not?
Just keep one for Gogi. It's his birthday.
Or we'll be cut up with the birthday cake too.
Wonderful. Gogi. Wonderful.
This is great.
Gogi, you look great. Just like a king on his throne.
That's true, Gogi.
I'm off, Gogi. - Wait.
Rastogi. - Yes?
My tiger. - Tiger.
The face of an angel. - Angel.
My angel tiger. My tiger.
My rat. My cat. My dog.
Got me just the chair and sold the whole set to his new Daddy.
Right?
That Gupta. One of my old boys.. - Oh, yes, Gupta.
He calls me up, and asks, "Lucky's selling me stuff. Should I take it?"
I say, "Go right ahead. Lucky's solid gold." Gold.
Won't stab you in the back. Right?
Just likes to keep his snooty nose clean, that's all.
Saw how he said bye?
Why did you laugh? - Nothing. Just..
No. Why? - You were funny with the noises.
Noises? Am I a funny man?
No. - No, sir.
Did I crack a joke? - No.
No, Gogi.. - What?
Gogi.. - Shut up.
You laugh like this at your dad?
He's just a kid, Gogi.. - Does he know that?
Is this the way to behave? Does he know how to talk to the grown-ups?
What are you?
Some film star? Can't bow to show respect?
You've got a stiff neck? Bad back?
He's going to, Gogi. Lucky, do what he says.
Lucky, bow, for God's sake. - Bow down. He is like your dad.
Look at him.
He got serious.
He's gone white.
You scared us all with your act, Gogi. - He became upset.
I was just kidding. How can I be upset with you?
Come, give me a hug. Come.
He loves you, kid. He's got a soft spot for you.
Sell whatever you want, wherever you want.
Stop the car here.
I'm stiff.
What happened, Rastogi? Why did you stop the car?
Let me stretch a bit.
You stopped here just to stretch? - Are you really from Bengal?
No way. My dad got arrested in Kolkata.
Okay. - That's what started it.
I love you. - Bangali. Run.
Nab him. Stop. Get him. Get him. Get him.
Get him. Get him. The blanket. The blanket.
You're making a mistake. - Keep him down.
I know the minister. I'll get you arrested.
Push him down.
Keep him down.
Tell me what do we do with him?
What do I know?
Then who will?
The Prime Minister's off to Pakistan.
And you're the one who spoilt him, so, I guess you should know.
I don't have a hand in it.
We ate the same bread, drank the same water.
I never did anything wrong.
You might be Solomon, the Wise.
Now, bail him out. Out with Rs.3000.
Where will I get that from?
Keep him.
Sir. Forgive me. Sir.
Sir.
It's the SHO's (Station House Officer) birthday.
The food should be good.
What's with the bawling then? - You should bawl too.
The more you cry, the less they torture you. Try to understand.
Did they beat you up? - Nothing, a smack or two, for formality sake.
By way of introduction.
He hits me, and I let him hit me. That's how relations are formed.
Tomorrow, Gogi will come and bail us out. He knows what to do.
Rastogi.
He's done it already.
Sir.. Sir..
Ask the SHO to call me in if he wants to recover..
..stash worth Rs.3 million.
Are you crazy?
Try me, sir. You'll benefit as well.
You think I'm crazy?
Stash worth three million? Where? How?
It'll take some time, sir. lt's risky outside.
Let me sit here and spill it all.
Sit. Write.
Spill.
"Come on, begin."
"Stole the truck and sold the engine separate."
"Sold the bonnet, clutch plates, other spares."
"Ate milk, cream, chicken and burgers."
"You're the collector and the commissioner..
..yet you're behind bars."
"Hey, Lucky. Hey, Lucky."
"Hey, Lucky. Hey Lucky."
"Lucky. Lucky. Lucky."
"He goes for the kill whenever he gets a chance."
"You're the barrister and the minister, yet you're behind bars."
"Hey, Lucky. Hey, Lucky."
'The highway to vicious crime lay right open for..'
'..our low dealing, high living thief who was..'
'..spreading his wings all over the country.'
"Wow. What a star!"
"Everything's all right."
"Shut up, move aside."
"Son, pick up your weapon and show them."
"I'm Jugni's beloved. I wish to reside in her heart."
"She wears high heels and walks.." - One 'Screwdriver' please.
"Her hands with painted nails hold a colourful letter."
"She talks in English, hello, how do you do."
I'll be back in a minute.
"Tweet. Tweet."
"Jugni smiles. She smiles."
"Jugni smiles. She smiles and takes away my heart."
"Come on."
"Get paper, pistol, photo, marble, Taj Mahal, Parker pen or Maruti van."
"Go get something at least."
Lucky, go and get something at least."
"You don't have a wife. You fight."
"Who do you fear? Who will catch you? Your style is great and unique."
"Your name is lovely, your smile is lovely."
"Your life is lovely. Everybody is walking. Everybody is talking."
"The black coat one is not joking. No walking, no talking."
"Everybody is walking."
"You're going to walk first, I'm walking. I'm walking."
"I'm stalking. Enough of talking, can you hear me break the door?"
"The super-thief has entered your home."
Even news is a sitcom these days.
In Mumbai, a car thief stopped by cops, conned them..
..by pretending to be film star Chunky Pandey's brother.
Have they mentioned his name?
Thieves don't leave visiting cards behind.
That's not the whole story.
What?
He stole the car from Shah Rukh Khan's house.
Drove it around Delhi..
..then put it back there.
But why?
Just for fun.
Sorry for being late, Mr. Arora.
Cops rarely arrive on time anyway, sir.
That's your usual cop. I'm coming from the Special Branch.
Are you from film line? - No.
Police? Media?
Import-export. I have to know people around, sir.
I'm B.D. Handa. Doctor.
My card.
Sunny Arora. Sorry, l have forgotten my card.
Your watch says it all. You hold your own credit.
This is just a piece of paper. Just paper.
It can say anything. Dr. B.D. Handa, President of India.
Does that make me one?
A guy called Lucky used to be with you.
Where is he these days?
Idiot, one scratch and I'll cut you out like this and put you outside.
The councillor's daughter got engaged last night.
I had planned it.
The commissioner also attended it.
Careful.
With your entire top brass in tow.
Like this.
I didn't see you there.
Look, l'm not your cop-on-tow, mister.
My name's lnspector Davinder Singh.
Let me tell you the way it is. You get it, good.
You don't, and I'll yank your neck off whichever commissioner..
..or minister's lap you'd be nestled in, and then tell you.
Robberies worth tens of millions of rupees have happened in..
..Mumbai, Bangalore, Chandigarh. Classic Lucky jobs.
Now, if you know where he is, get him.
If you don't, find him.
What does your father do?
He has a separate business.
Good. You are lndia's future.
You're not harping on your father's achievements. Good.
I want my son to meet you.
Why don't you come home, sir? No, seriously.
Get out. - Hey. Let me in.
I had work, Sonal. - Keep working, then. Go.
Listen. - l don't want to hear anything. Go.
Look, what l got for you. Take a look.
At least, purchase gifts.
That's enough, Aunt. In the flight too..
One more. You're hardly eating anything.
Lucky, those toasters..
Where the toasts pop out. - Yes?
Get one, will you? - Let him eat in peace.
Why do you have to beg all the time?
You know it's not like that.
Its your dad, he likes toasts buttered and crisp.
I'll get you one, Aunt. - Don't forget. - Won't.
You turned the whole house into a five-star..
Why leave the kitchen out?
You know I never take money from you.
Don't you? Keep it on the fridge.
Don't scold me.
Tell me. How's Dolly?
Happily married, what else? She's chosen a guy for me too.
You go to Canada too, then. Get 'Happily Married'.
Pahadgunj's Mr. Shukla said..
Lucky, one day l'll.. - Forget thefts..
The number of burglaries is on the rise in Delhi's..
..gentry neighbourhoods.
And there is no one to stop them.
The Delhi police, as usual, are clueless.
Cops can't stop even petty break-ins by petty thieves.
Petty, common burglars go scot-free. Homeowners are helpless.
And now, for some other news.
What happened? - Today super star's..
Where are you going? - I've got work.
Lucky, don't forget the toaster. The crisp.. - Let's move on..
It will be better if you tell me on your own.
Just a moment.
Hello, sir. - What hole did you crawl out of, Lucky?
What's up?
Two cops suspended. Three about to be.
You've got the commissioner in a fit.
Tell him to lick ice.
Tell me where does Babul Awasthi of Channel 'Toofan' stay?
What's the plan, mate? You want an interview?
Just tell me, okay. - Don't forget my washing machine.
You'll get some soap with it too.
Lucky. Lucky.
How are you?
Hello, sir. Where have you been, sir? I missed you a lot.
What do I do, madam? I've been travelling a lot.
Forget that, sir. You gave the club card a thought?
What's a card, madam? What you need is a heart.
Nice. All the travelling is making you naughty, sir.
You're making me naughty.
Next time, take the card for sure. Or I won't spare you.
Okay. Bye. - See you.
How's it going, Lucky?
It's all there to see. And you?
You can see.
Gogi bailed you out?
Forget it.
I should've listened to you. I'll always listen to you now.
I swear. Take me back. Just like old times.
The two of us together again. I swear.
Please. Weren't we partners once?
You're a tricky one, Bangali. - No more, Lucky.
All straight from here on. You say sit, I sit.
You say stay, I stay.
No, I freeze. I swear.
You'll speak English? - What?
Robal say hello to uncle Sunny. - Papa, Skoda.
Hello. - Hello.
Hello.
- How are you?
Welcome. Welcome. - How are you?
My wife Kamlesh. Robal, my son. This is Sunny Arora.
And this is Vicky. - Hi.
"Let's learn English."
He talks so much about you. I swear. He's so hard to impress.
But you.. he's a fan now. - Dad, Skoda.
A ride. - Take him for a ride.
No.
First, he'll take a ride. Then ask me to buy one for him.
I'll say, "Son, go to hell", and he'll start stealing.
That's how it begins. No.
Have some juice. - Thank you.
"Let's learn English. Let's learn English."
"Let's learn English."
"A for apple. B for bat."
Yes. Ditto.
She says you look so much like her brother. The height. The eyes.
He lives in America.
I saw you and got emotional. I'm like Monty's here.
Same-to-same. Isn't it, Robal?
Come on. He's so much more handsome.
Well, he is your brother now.
Come home for dinner tonight?
I.. - He loves to cook and feed.
He's famous in the neighbourhood for that.
He dreams of his own restaurant.
Just a dream. Forget it.
I got to be somewhere tonight.
No. No. Work is worship.
See.. - He takes after him.
Learn from him. You have to be like him one day. Got it?
"Let's learn English."
You really want to start a restaurant, Lucky?
Why? Can't l?
You can, pal. But.. just watch out with this swish set.
They speak posh, but play dirty. - Really?
Make sure you put in some Chinese, Lucky.
The soy sauce's yummy.
Keep it running. - Watch out. The guy's a journalist.
Good. We'll be famous.
First time you went in and didn't score, Lucky.
Don't lose focus. You'll mess up everything.
What's this, Sunny? Why are you looking so depressed?
You're not even eating. Have some, come on.
Bad deal. - What?
Easy now.
You forgot what happened to me?
I forgot?
There he is, the rogue.
Kukreja.
Look, he is laughing.
I feel like breaking his jaw.
Hello.
He had promised to bankroll the restaurant..
..but he backed out.
I had told you not to deal with outsiders.
What's the need when we have family?
It's an investment of 3 million.
What's three million for my brother?
Actually, it's easy work.. - Right.
You only need the money initially.
Then it's his magic touch.
We'll be opening one chain after the other.
What do you call it? - Franchise.
Right. l don't care what you say.
But l can see your partner in my brother. That's it.
Mr. Handa, when are you coming to see my baby?
Tomorrow, madam. Promise.
Hi. - Hello.
Your brother? - Yes.
Hi. - Hi.
He's got these big boils under his tail.
Keeps crying, poor thing. - I'll come tomorrow for sure.
Promise? - Okay.
Okay.
Her baby has a tail?
Pomeranian. The dog. I'm a Vetinary Doctor.
My dad pushed me into it. - Oh. Okay.
So, Sunny, I was saying.. - Mr. Handa.
Mr. Handa, how do you enter a house that has a dog?
What? - You're a Vetinary Doctor, right? - Right.
How do I make friends with a dangerous dog?
Planning to break into someone's house or what?
Come on. It's about a girl, sir. Try to understand. - Okay.
Your brother's quite a mischievous guy.
That's the kind of partner I need for my restaurant. - Sure.
Solve the dog problem first.
Go check the buffet.
Why?
Come on. This is guy talk.
Okay. Have fun. Vicky, keep an eye on my purse.
Sunny, this one's a secret.
It'll cost you. - Name your price, sir.
These dogs are nothing but people.
Right. Man is dog..
What do men want?
A Mercedes.
Ladies..
Gents want ladies.
Ladies. Right. Right.
And a male dog wants?
A lady dog?
So, I should take a bitch to my girlfriend's house?
What do men in the mood do? They stare.
And dogs in the mood?
"Tweet. Tweet."
Tell it to do it fast.
I have trouble myself. You want me to tell a dog?
"Jugni has an air-conditioned car. She keeps the windows rolled up."
"Jugni has an air-conditioned car.
She keeps the windows rolled up." - Go. Go.
"She stays at a beautiful bungalow at sector four."
"Jugni has an air-conditioned car. She keeps the windows rolled up."
You really push me, Lucky.
Get it before it finishes.
"Jugni smiles. She smiles."
"Jugni smiles. She smiles and takes my heart away."
"Hurry up, open the door. Break the lock and steal."
"Go and hug the dog too."
"Tweet. Tweet."
"Jugni smiles. She smiles and takes my heart away."
"Come on."
- Look. It's snowing there.
It's snowing there. And I am freezing here.
That dog almost married me.
"Get paper, pistol, photo, marble.."
"Taj Mahal, Parker pen or Maruti van. Go and get something at least."
"Lucky, go and get something at least."
"You don't have a wife. You fight. Who do you fear? Who will catch you?"
"Your style is great and unique."
"Your name is lovely, your smile is lovely."
"Your life is lovely. Everybody is walking. Everybody is talking."
"No walking, no talking. Everybody is walking, talking."
"Everybody is walking, talking."
"No matter what does, I'm walking."
Not there, look here. Have a look.
Wow, they printed it.
They'll print your photo pretty soon. ln handcuffs, like this.
Take my advice. Scoot away. The special branch is after you.
I got a tip-off.
You and your tip-offs.
They've written everything to the last detail.
These journalists work pretty hard.
Lucky, forget this and get out of town for a while.
Please listen to me and scoot away.
Aren't you my brother? Listen to me, please.
I'll go, but will she go?
No. - Come on.
I won't. No. - It will be fun.
Don't force me, Lucky. I won't.
I won't. That's it. - Come along.
"Love. Love. Love."
"I need a little love."
How is it? - Beautiful. Just like on TV.
"I need a little love. A little love is needed."
"Darling. Beloved. Listen to me."
"I need a little love. A little love is needed."
"Love." - I'm scared.
Don't worry. It's trained. Why did I get onto it? Look how..
Lucky. - What?
Does it know where it's going?
Why can't it walk straight? Stop it.
Make it walk straight. Lucky. Lucky. Stop. Stop.
Lucky. Lucky.
This one's good. - Yes. lt will be good.
How much? - How much? 1 50.
Sir, try this. This will look good on you. Check it out.
Hey. What the hell? Who is this?
Try it. Are you crazy? Who is this? - Try it on.
Pammi. Recognised me?
I'm Lucky. Lucky. What are you looking at?
Sonal. This is my brother. My brother.
"Long lost, today we have.."
Lentils, sir? - And mutton skewers too. - Okay, sir.
Some chicken chops and chicken leg? - Okay, sir.
And listen. Get two plates of chicken chops.
What are you doing, Lucky?
It'll go waste. - Don't forget the bread. Okay?
Okay, sir. - Extra butter.
So? Guess who's the older one?
I don't know.
He's the one.
I am younger to him.
Okay, now, tell me. Who taught whom to drink?
Tell me.
What is this, Lucky?
Let them. Go on, ask me. Ask me.
Who taught whom to drink?
I taught him.
Remember? Kalandi Kunj.
I showed you the bottle, remember?
He got petrified.
What are you doing, Lucky? - Oh, no.
He had a swig and got drunk.
He said, "Lucky, you took away my innocence." - What is this?
"Took away my innocence."
Does he always drink so much?
No. I'm seeing him like this for the first time.
Oh, first time?
Have a sip. You're a big guy now, come on.
How long have you been married?
The fancy marriage necklace fooled me. Forget it.
What do you do?
Commerce. Final year.
Commerce. Do you get time to study?
A sip won't make a difference. You're no gentleman.
Yes? - No. - Just a sip.
"Like the flame.."
Did you see my family?
My brother's a bank officer. An officer.
You should hear him rattle on in English. "Hello, how are you?"
This is for the family. From me.
Come on. Come on.
You could've stayed back a few more days.
I've got a job to go back to, not your flashy life.
Is mom all right? - She is. She doesn't keep too well.
Just a moment. I'll come along.
Bangali. Pack our bags, we're leaving with them.
Okay. - Lucky, you've come here to have fun.
Don't worry. We will have a drink on the way.
Try and understand, Lucky.
You better not come home now.
I could've met mom and dad. - Why don't you get it?
Mom and dad don't live together anymore.
Dad lives in the old house with aunt.
Mom lives with me. And I don't go to meet dad.
Why?
How do I explain that, Lucky?
Did you ever get married? Had kids? Raised a family?
Forget it.
Give me your number, I'll ask mom to call you.
What did l do wrong?
The fault is mine. I was born your brother.
There's a lady in the car. Can't you play elsewhere?
You could ask the lady to play with us.
Nonsense. - Don't butt in.
Lucky. Don't. Listen. Listen. - Dude.
Can l play? - Lucky. Listen. - Why not? Come on.
Give me a hand.
Lucky. - Some snow, right?
What are you doing, Lucky? Someone stop him. - What happened?
Why do you trouble us? We are with family.
You're breaking my arm. - Let go of him.
He broke my nose. - Stop him. Stop.
Stop him. Stop. - Oh, God.
Someone stop him. - Hey, stop. You.. - Lucky.
Who wants to play now?
Come on, guys. Let's play some more. Here you go.
I won't spare you.
"How can I hide my eyes?"
"You reside in them."
"How can I hide my eyes?"
"You reside in them."
"Beloved, I always keep facing you."
"Always."
Where do you want to go for the honeymoon?
Honeymoon. Where?
"You're in my eyes."
"When I smile, l've illusions."
"You reside in my smiles."
"When I smile,
I've illusions."
You're Nangu, right?
I'm Lucky.
A Sikh.
He's my younger brother. We used to call him the Sikh.
Just needed an excuse to drop his pants..
Shut up, Lucky. - Let me speak.
No, wait. - You're feeling shy?
How come you're here? - I keep coming.
Is dad in? - He's in all the time.
Aunt's in, too. - Aunt's in, too.
Your dad's not in, Son.
Any message?
I'm getting married. I came to invite him.
I'll send him.
But tell him not to come back here.
What are you talking about?
What else can I talk about?
You're not the only one getting married.
My daughter too will get married one day soon.
What if she's called a thief's sister at the ceremony?
I don't have a sister.
You'd have had one, had you bothered.
I treated you like a real son. Didn't I?
His mother just walked out with her two sons.
When the cops come asking for him, it's me who bears the brunt.
Now, if he wants to enjoy the feast of your wedding, let him go.
But don't expect me to take him back.
"There was a vast distance. You came closer." - Lucky.
Come on. She's mental. Don't get upset.
I'll get married in a five-star hotel. That too, my own.
Lucky, I was thinking of starting..
..an import-export business in Hong Kong.
It'll cost me Rs.1 00,000.
Will you come for the wedding? - Sure.
I'll give you 200,000.
"Gradually, you tell me.."
"My eyes.."
That's three million, Mr. Handa. Let's start a restaurant.
Have your tea and go home. Don't even talk to us.
I'm your only sister. You didn't think of me even once?
Why are you nagging him?
He was busy taming the dog.
Forget all that, Mr. Handa. Tell me when do we start?
There's a hitch.
Our long absence queered the deal.
The rates went up. - Rate?
The cop is asking for a million more now.
What cop?
Sunny, you think it's easy to get a place..
..in a prime location like that at this price.
Keep the cash. No, wait.
I'll need your bank statement, Pan card details, I-T returns..
..form 1 6, etc.
Well.. all that's back in Dubai. There's just cash here.
This is not a dog play. It's legal paperwork.
Do you have a bank account?
There's no money in it. - I want to put money in.
Sure, I have an account.
Here's your account. Make him the partner.
Hang on, Sunny. Don't mix business with friendship.
That's a lesson learnt from Kukreja.
Why are you troubling my brother for nothing?
He came with so much hope. If you don't help him, who will?
Sunny, give him the rest tomorrow. Okay? Don't worry.
And we will have Karishma Kapoor do the restaurant opening. Don't worry.
Sunny, give it a thought.
I did. I say sit, he sits.
Just get the papers ready. - Uncle Sunny.
He missed his uncle so much.
Uncle Sunny.
Give him some butter, and me some pickle, Mom.
We don't get it over there.
Someone's at the door. See who it is.
Can't you call him in?
Does he need an invitation? Doesn't he know his way in?
Do you need an invitation?
Don't you know your way in? Why are you standing here? Get in.
Why are you pushing me?
You're hardly eating anything. Have one more.
No. - One more stuffed bread. Last.
Eat properly.
It's a rare chance. Tell her.
He was telling me, "You're so pretty."
"Your sister must be close."
Take more. - Disneyland.
Shut up and eat.
She's young and slim. It'll be easy for her to hook a guy.
Come along, Sonal. You waste your time here and..
..you'll be the one missing the bus.
Some curry? - There are others at the table too.
I have just two hands. - So, you're off on the 25th?
What?
You'll miss the opening.
Opening? Of what?
Of my restaurant. I'm opening a restaurant.
Oh, wow.
That's a showpiece. This is food. Do you have any brains?
The whole house is a zoo. - Your own restaurant, dear?
Why would I invest four million in someone else's? - Four million?
Well, one million goes into the down payment for the flat.
Four bedrooms. - Four?
Who doesn't want a comfortable life?
Did you think of a name for the restaurant?
Well, I.. - Dolly, why don't you suggest one? Classy Canadian?
Mom, have you forgotten to cook? It's bland. He's hardly eating. Look.
Is this the time to snack, son? Have some stuffed bread.
Here, eat.
Is she the girl who owns the dog?
How cute! How pretty!
They're here. Look what a house Mr. Handa got for you, Sunny.
Robal. Come. He is excited on seeing his uncle.
"You should.."
Completely marbled. Like it? - Just like the Taj Mahal.
"Sometimes love stealthily."
"We should get lost in the beautiful ambience."
"You should sometimes love stealthily."
"We should get lost in the beautiful ambience."
Sunny, we need 700,000 more.
Why?
You can't open a restaurant without a bar licence.
What? - The permit for alcohol.
I don't want to serve drinks in my hotel.
Is he crazy? Has he gone mad?
Alcohol makes people eat.
This is business. Leave it to us, okay?
What's another 700,000 for us? - It's not about the money.
Don't you drink?
You taught me.
I don't want to spoil others.
Drunkards, alcoholics. They'll give the place a bad reputation.
Whose picture is that?
Well.. his parents.
Then whose picture is it in the bedroom?
Parents too..
How many does he have? He can't do business.
"Goddess Kali, You're great. Kids, clap hands."
Here. Meet him.
Sunny, Mrs. Luthra from our neighbourhood.
Hello. - She was eager to meet you. - Hello.
I thought I must meet Kamlesh's new brother.
The one with three cars.
If he can't buy cars, who can?
He has an import-export business.
Which caste? - Same as ours.
Really.
My daughter is in an export house too.
That's in these days. - Absolutely.
Do you import jewellery as well?
He imports everything.
Spoons.. - Cutlery.
Whatever.
Almonds. Half a bottle?
It depends on the demand. - Sure..
Please hold this, Aunt. - Decoration.
It's very beautiful.
Tennis.
Guitar? Yes.
He plays it. - Okay. Okay.
Your brother has great range. - Yes.
A lot of variety. - Yes. A lot.
"I need a little love."
"A little love is needed."
How many cars does he have, by the way?
Why should we count other people's cars?
Well, he doesn't answer the doorbell in the day. He isn't in at nights.
Does he keep very busy?
Brother, you better ask him.
Sorry, l came at an odd time and disturbed you. - Not at all.
But for police verification..
Although, Mr. Handa's guarantee is enough.
Heard he's your business partner too now?
Look at people turn acquaintance into partnership.
Strange. Neighbours are printing news, even before it's published.
"Darling. Beloved. Listen to me."
Mr. B.D. Handa, Mr. Kukreja..
..and everybody else has done a great job.
Food is on the house today. Look.
This area had all the basic human needs..
..but a good restaurant was lacking.
You took care of that too.
Having fun, sir?
Mr. Handa.
Oh. Just a moment. Excuse me.
Hey. Aunt.. - The meatballs.
Hurry up. Go, take care of the meatballs..
Lucky. You're early.
You're looking very smart today.
Want something to drink? Some snacks? Hello.
What's Kukreja doing here? - Leave it. Let it be.
There'll always be flies around a lump of sugar.
Once this is done, us brothers will celebrate.
Yes. - Where's Karishma? - Wait up, Lucky.
The MLA has come. Don't. It's classy stuff. - So?
The SHO is here too. - So?
Why don't you have some Paneer pakoda (snacks)? Have some.
Have some cheese balls, spring rolls?
Are you a man or a menu card?
Click the picture.
Just a moment.
Click the picture.
Let the important people go ahead.
It's very crowded in here. Shall we go out?
Stay here.
Mr. Handa. Mr. Handa.
You are great, sir.
Mr. Handa.
Lucky, wait.. - Mr. Handa.
Hang on a moment. Come here.
Mr. Handa. - Listen to me. - Leave me.
What is it? - Come here, Lucky. SHO is angry.
It's about money. Come in.
Come in. Come in.
You didn't give him the entire money?
Then did he build all this for free? Call him.
Lucky, Mr. Handa is very worried..
The meatballs have become hard.
He didn't get the liquor license too. Lucky.
Since when he became your Boss?
Lucky, try to understand, it's a VlP room.
Lucky. Lucky. - Back off. Back off.
Try to understand. Lucky. Lucky, listen to me.
Told you to back off. - There's no space for you in there.
Try to understand.
Try to understand, Lucky
Why spoil everything on such an auspicious day?
I beg of you.
Wait here. I'll call Handa.
How are you, Sunny? Make him comfortable.
Do have food, okay?
Not until I burn the place down.
Why is he talking like that?
Make him understand. This is a family restaurant.
There's no place for goons here.
Really? I was Robal's uncle when you took the money..
..and now, I'm a goon.
What money?
The liquor license amount which you never paid up?
Look.. - Excuse me.
Thank you, sir.
Thank God that Mr. Kukreja was there..
..otherwise the restaurant would've just remained a dream.
What are you doing?
Everyone's waiting there for you. The minister and all.
Why waste time with useless people?
I'm coming. You go. - What coming? Hurry up.
Coming, coming. You go.
Look, l don't want to get into this mess.
My partner has given me the money. Okay?
Now, whatever you've given him or haven't given him..
Who am I? Who am I?
It'll just take two hours to reveal who you really are.
Lucky.. Don't know why I'm calling you Lucky.
Sunny..
It'll take just two hours to reveal the dog business too.
Do eat before you leave.
How about a slap before you leave?
What? - Just one slap. That's all.
I'll call the police.
Don't let him out or I'll break your legs.
Just go through it, Mr. Handa. Finish it off.
What nonsense! - Go ahead. Slap him.
You're saved, Mr. Handa. Close shave.
Lucky, there's nothing between us.
Don't be upset with Handa. - Sonal.
Hello, son. - Lucky, listen to me.
Let's go have some snacks somewhere.
Lucky, it's your own restaurant. Come whenever you want.
You can eat for free. - Hi.
The food's terrible. The meatballs are hard.
No, no. They're soft. Soft.
"Beloved, I am ready to die for you."
How many times did I tell you not to call on this number?
Have you eaten?
I will eat.
Lucky, please don't go out.
You think I'm addicted?
Fine, I won't go out.
I'll just come to meet you. Okay?
"I've with me.. I've my shadow with me."
Sorry to disturb you, madam.
"I've with me.. I've my shadow with me. Tell me, whom should I.."
"Whom should I tell my sorrows to? Tell me how should I go.."
"Tell me how should I go to meet you? Your sweet.."
"Your sweet nothings."
"You left me, you dumped me, you ruined me, Jugni."
"Jugni. Jugni."
"You killed me, my love, my beloved Jugni. Jugni. Jugni."
"You don't let me live."
"You don't let me die. You don't let me live."
"You don't let me die. Jugni, you make me bleed."
"Jugni, you make me bleed."
"Come, Jugni, come here. She doesn't come to me."
"The one she loves gets blessed, she says."
"I've left my house. She yet doesn't come with me."
"Yet, she doesn't come with me."
"She lies to me."
"She lies to me then puts the blame on me."
"She puts the blame on me."
"She keeps me busy all night."
"She shows me a lot of dreams. She keeps me busy all night.
"She shows me a lot of dreams."
"Jugni plays strange games."
I'll be right back, Lucky. - Why? What happened?
Wait up. I'll be back.
Learn to lock up the car properly, Lucky.
Lots of thefts happening these days.
How are you, Gogi?
You've ruined me.
Why? What did I do?
The Special Branch guy is..
..after you with a vengeance.
You left me. It is okay.
You've stopped listening to your brother too?
Lucky, don't take risks.
You might've forgotten, but others haven't..
..that I'm your godfather.
They'll shoot at you, but I'll be the one dying.
The father usually dies before the son, anyway.
Lucky, what has happened once..
..can happen again.
That's precisely what l'm saying.
What happened? - Get out.
Take a leak if you want to. Why ask me, Lucky?
Get out. I want to talk to you.
We can talk inside too. - Get out.
Who bailed you out?
Gogi sent you after me, right?
Stay in your limits, Lucky. I knew you when you were..
You? On a horse?
Why? Can't l?
And where'll you steal it from? - I don't steal rented stuff.
You'll look like a donkey sitting on a horse.
What will you wear?
Three-piece.
You'll look like a cartoon in a three-piece.
Then tell me what I should wear.
Ravi Bajaj's wedding suit.
Why wear someone else's suit?
You don't have to do anything.
Just come along with me to shop. That's all.
Lucky, please come out for a moment.
Come out, I've to talk to you.
Switch it off.
Can't you switch it off?
Come out, Lucky, or we'll fire.
Nab him. The idiot.
Check that other room.
Nab him. - Don't.. - Search him carefully.
What the hell?
What's up, Lucky? You troubled us a lot.
Who's Lucky, sir? My name is Sunny Arora.
Is it? - Check everywhere.
Never mind. We'll remind you what your real name is.
What's your name?
Yamaraj (God of Death). - Sir.
Sir, he has an entire zoo here.
Who's that?
Who is that bone in the burger?
Your reception party.
Check the address. Second floor. 21 ..
Let us go in. - Why are you creating confusion?
The cops.
Careful. Check thoroughly. - The uniforms are here, boys.
Who's Sunny here? - Sunny.
We don't know.
He's not Sunny.
Then who's Sunny? Where's he? - Who are you?
You blind? Can't see the uniform? - Who are you?
Special Branch. - Then who's the dacoit?
Which dacoit? - We have to investigate that.
That's why we're here.
Why waste your time and ours too? - Sir, we caught him.
Who's this? - Sir, I'm Bhurelal.
Bhurelal. Then who's Sunny?
There's no Sunny here. I'm telling you.
How can you say that? - Because I know for sure.
How can you be so sure? - No Sunny here, where do I get him from?
Its obvious one of you is Sunny. - Look, sir..
Don't butt in.
We got a distress call from this number. - What was the address?
This house.. - This man is the limit.
I can sense that Sunny is somewhere here, right now.
If I say you are Shah Rukh Khan, will you believe it?
Acting smart. Cover all the exits, I'll show them.
You were the one who made the call, right?
Tell them your real name. I'll hit you.
But you know my name, don't you? Acting innocent.
Lucky.
That's the name of the deadly, cunning, charmer..
..whose sensational thefts.. Cut it. Cut it.
How many times do I say 'sensational?'
Wife asks about food, I say 'sensational.'
Can't see our jewellery anywhere. - Have patience.
Five truckloads of goods came. - Okay. - Find it if you can.
Maybe, that side. - No, let's look there..
Excuse me. - Sorry, madam.
Sir, it's a video. - Yours is just a video player..
..my whole living room's here.
Hello. Mr. Sahni. You too.. - Hello.
What did he steal from your house?
Cutlery, curtains, vacuum cleaner. Even the photographs.
Didn't spare Goldie too.. - Goldie?
The dog. Kids were very fond of him. - Papa, horse.
What are you doing? It's ours. - This is mine.
Let go of it. lt is mine.
Shut up. What's going on? - Sir, it's our. - It's ours.
Shut up. Lucky, sort it out.
Don't be greedy, madam.
Yours was an imitation. I threw it away.
This is hers. - Now that's what I call honest.
Sir, can I get a job under your supervision?
I'll help you nab all the thieves.
Just a moment, sir. He's the one, right? Identify him.
Don't be scared, Uncle. - Identify him. He's the famous guy.
I was the one, Uncle. Don't you recognise me?
He was wearing red underpants. You ran after me too.
Yes. Right. Right.
So, how's everything going? - Everything's fine. How are you?
Bye, Aunt. - Bye.
Sir, that girl in the tenements.. please don't trouble her.
Lucky. - Lucky, Lucky, look here.
Move aside. Side please. - Lucky.
Side please. Move aside.. give way.
Lucky.. - Sir, how many years will Lucky be sentenced for?
Until the recovery is completed, I can't predict anything.
Lucky, why have you been arrested?
Nothing, madam. I was just playing football outside..
..the police told me to play in the lockup.
So, what next?
A tour of India. Want to come along?
Wasn't it two cars from Bangalore, Sharma?
No, Sir. It was seven. Two were from..
Chandigarh. - Right, sir. Chandigarh.
Aren't you scared, sir?
Of what?
The pilot made you take off my handcuffs.
What if I run away?
Even if you do manage to run away from here..
..you'll fall right into the police station below.
Hence, you better not try it.
Sharma, bring him from that side.
Has the SHO left? - Yes, he has.
Where's Lucky?
Lucky? Sir, he was with you.. - Are you crazy?
Where did he go?
You went this way. He paid me and went that way.
Nab him. Hurry.
Nab him. Hurry. He ran away.
"Come on, begin."
"He goes for the kill whenever he gets a chance."
One betel leaf. - Yes, sir.
What're you looking at? Do I look familiar?
Yes, sir. You.. - I keep appearing on TV.
Right, sir. Right.
How much?
Sir, you had the betel leaf from my shop.
That is an honour in itself.
Thank you.
Sir..
Your good name, please?
Lucky.
'Criminal. Criminal.'
Lucky managed to escape thrice before the long arms of the law..
..finally managed to catch up with him.
Among the goods recovered from him were 1 40 TVs..
..21 2 VCRs, 475 shirts, 90 music systems..
..50 jewellery boxes, two dogs and a greeting card.
Don't go anywhere.
We'll bring to you a barbaric, deadly criminal..
..who committed 42 murders, with just a needle and thread..
..right after the break.
"I am Jugni's beloved."
"I am crazy over Jugni."
"First, she leaves me alone then calls out to me."
"Come here, Jugni. Come. She doesn't come to me."
"The one she loves gets blessed, she says."
"I've left my house."
"Yet, she doesn't come with me."
"She lies to me."
"She lies to me then puts the blame on me."
"Then puts the blame on me."
"She keeps me busy all night."
"She shows me a lot of dreams. She keeps me busy all night.
She shows me a lot of dreams."
"Jugni plays strange games."
"Come here, Jugni. She doesn't come to me."
"Jugni. Jugni."