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翻譯 小酸奶 杏仁斯嘉麗 Eunice 12
翻譯 鹽仔愛吃甜 三四月 八重 13
校對 小酸奶 14
時間軸 DA 永遠的永遠 15
后期 吉吉 16
總監 小酸奶 17
《旺達幻視》前情提要 Previously on WandaVision... 18
我們是不尋常的一對 知道吧 We are an unusual couple, ya know? 19
我妻子和她的飛碟啊 My wife and her flying saucers. 20
我丈夫和他堅不可摧的腦袋啊 My husband and his indestructible head. 21
親愛的 我是艾格妮絲 你右邊的鄰居 Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. 22
你就像臺行走的電腦 You're like a walking computer. 23
什么 我才不是呢 What? I most certainly am not. 24
跟哈特先生和他的好妻子哈特太太一起吃飯 Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart. 25
你們為什么會來這里 What brought you here? 26
-你們結婚多久了 -你們為什么搬來這里 - How long have you been married? - Why did you come here? 27
該死 為什么 Damn it, why? 28
停下 停下 Stop it. Stop it. 29
幻視 幫幫他 Vision, help him. 30
什么聲音 What was that? 31
旺達 Wanda? 32
怎么了 親愛的 Yes, dear? 33
你在用你的魔法開燈嗎 Are you using your powers to turn on the light? 34
是的 親愛的 Yes, dear. 35
我來吧 親愛的 Allow me, sweetheart. 36
你看到了什么 What do you see? 37
只看到你那些可愛的玫瑰花叢 Only your lovely rose bushes. 38
沒別的了嗎 That's all? 39
你用了你的夜視嗎 幻視 Are you using your night vision, Vision? 40
我向你保證 親愛的 我什么都沒看到 I assure you, my love, I see nothing amiss. 41
你根本不需要害怕... You have absolutely no reason to be frightened... 42
你剛剛說什么 You were saying? 43
其實最近我上班的時候聽幾個同事 Actually, I did overhear a couple of lads at work 44
提起附近出現了一些麻煩人物 remarking on a few unsavory characters settling in the neighborhood. 45
誰知道那些無所事事的家伙會干什么 Now, who knows what those ne'er-do-wells might be up to? 46
搶房子啊 搞破壞啊 Robbing houses, vandalizing property. 47
穿墻啊 不用手就能把東西移來移去嗎 Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them. 48
旺達 親愛的 你不會想說 Wanda, darling, you can't be suggesting 49
我的同事們說的是我們吧 my colleagues were referring to us. 50
我們中得有一個人搞清楚這聲音到底是哪里來的 One of us should really determine the source of that sound. 51
是啊 得有一個人 Yes, one of us should. 52
真是太扯了 Oh, this is getting ridiculous. 53
我要看一看 I'm going to take a look. 54
天啊 親愛的 Oh, God! Darling! 55
看來我們應付得很好 Well, I think we handled that well. 56
是的 我要聲明我很自豪 Yes, I must say I'm rather proud of myself. 57
瞧瞧你多么會把握重新裝修的機會啊 And look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate. 58
這樣更好吧 This is better, isn't it? 59
旺達 親愛的 Wanda, darling? 60
怎么了 親愛的 Yes, dear? 61
關燈 Get the light. 62
歡迎來到西景 63
旺達幻視 64
旺達幻視 WandaVision! 65
旺達幻視 WandaVision! 66
主演 旺達·馬克西莫夫 67
和幻視 68
*旺達幻視 旺達幻視* *WandaVision Wa-WandaVision* 69
*旺達幻視 旺達幻視* *WandaVision Wa-WandaVision* 70
*旺達幻視 旺達幻視* *WandaVision Wa-WandaVision* 71
旺達幻視 WandaVision! 72
旺達幻視 73
女士們 先生們 最后一個魔法 Ladies and gentlemen, for my final trick, 74
我將為你們帶來 神秘柜 I bring you the Cabinet of Mysteries. 75
親愛的 你該上場了 Darling, that's your cue. 76
你說了"神秘柜"嗎 You said, "Cabinet of Mysteries?" 77
我說了"神秘柜" I said, "The Cabinet of Mysteries." 78
那我該出場了 Oh, that's my cue. 79
我的老天啊 Holy Toledo! 80
親愛的 那個才藝秀的其他表演節目 Darling, do all the other acts in the talent show 81
都要用這么精良的道具嗎 have such elaborate props? 82
你在開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding? 83
弗雷德和琳達要做一條護城河 Fred and Linda are building a moat 84
還有一扇能開合的吊閘 鬼知道是為什么 and a fully-functioning portcullis and no one even knows why. 85
我們繼續 Let's keep going. 86
對 對 我說到哪里了 Yes, yes. Where was I? Um... 87
看好了 我是幻術大師 充滿了神秘 Watch closely as I, Illusion, Master of Enigma, 88
我將讓我迷人的美艷助手憑空消失 make my captivating assistant, Glamour, disappear. 89
你真的很有范兒 You really are very dashing. 90
謝謝你 親愛的 Mmm, thank you, darling. 91
不要害怕 美艷助手 Fear not, Glamour. 92
我幻術大師保證將會讓你完好歸來 For I, Illusion, vow to bring you back exactly as you are. 93
阿布拉卡達布拉 Abracadabra! 94
好吧 旺達 你就不擔心 Yes, um, Wanda, you're not at all worried 95
這些觀眾可能會看穿這個小把戲嗎 that the audience might just see through this little charade? 96
這就是這個表演的意義啊 Well, that's the whole point. 97
真正的魔術表演中 一切都是假的 In a real magic act, everything is fake. 98
親愛的 才藝秀募捐會 Darling, the talent show fundraiser 99
是每季度最重要的事 is the most important event of the season 100
我們住在這里就有義務參加 and it's our neighborly duty to participate. 101
再說了 我們這樣 Plus, it's our chance to 102
也是一個盡量假裝正常人的好機會 appear as normal as possible while doing so. 103
我覺得那應該不成問題 Well, I don't think that should be a problem. 104
現在這里是我們的家了 This is our home now. 105
我希望我們可以融入進來 I want us to fit in. 106
親愛的 我們融入了 我們會的 Oh, darling, we do. We shall. 107
我們會把他們的襪子都驚艷掉 And we're gonna knock their socks off, 108
特別是等你穿上這個 especially with you wearing this. 109
這正好是從你的服裝上摳出來的那一塊呢 Oh, that's actually the rest of your costume. 110
要是我還想趕上 Well, I better get going 111
籌備委員會會議 就得趕緊出發了 if I'm gonna make the planning committee meeting. 112
我其實也要忙這事 That's me off as well, actually. 113
社區聯防會要在公共圖書館 There's a gathering of the neighborhood watch 114
集合開會 at the public library. 115
在經過昨天刺激的一晚以后 And after last night's excitement, 116
我要確保這個小鎮的絕對安全 I want to make sure this town's security is up to snuff. 117
真是一個好主意 That's a swell idea. 118
告訴那些樹杈子 誰才是老大 You tell those tree branches who's boss. 119
瞧瞧我們啊 Would you look at us? 120
旺達和幻視 融入西景的居民 Wanda and Vision, Westview fitter-inners. 121
謝幕時見 I'll see you at curtain call. 122
瞧啊 是我們的大主演 Look, it's the star o' the show. 123
艾格妮絲 Agnes. 124
不好意思 你剛剛說什么 I'm sorry. What did you say? 125
我給你送我的寵物兔 給你們的魔術表演的 Oh, I brought my pet rabbit. For your magic act. 126
對了 謝謝你 艾格妮絲 Yes, of course! Thank you, Agnes. 127
我們會照顧好它的 We will take good care of him. 128
撓撓先生最喜歡舞臺了 Senor Scratchy just loves the stage. 129
它在去年的圣誕盛典上扮演了嬰兒耶穌呢 He played baby Jesus in last year's Christmas pageant. 130
早上好 丹尼斯 Oh, morning, Dennis. 131
早上好 艾格尼絲 Morning, Agnes. 132
舉起來 Stick 'em up. 133
別開槍 我只是一個送信的 Don't shoot. I'm just a messenger. 134
-走吧 -好的 - Shall we? - Oh, we shall. 135
你準備好見見 So, are you ready to meet 136
屁股皇后和她的那群快樂的主婦了嗎 Queen Cul de Sac and her Merry Homemakers? 137
艾格尼絲 多蒂不會像你說的那么壞的 Agnes, Dottie can't be as bad as you say. 138
你嗅一嗅她的玫瑰 就會被判死刑了 Hmm, well, you'll notice her roses bloom under penalty of death. 139
旺達 我能給你一點友好的建議嗎 Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice? 140
是關于我的穿著嗎 Is it about the way how I'm dressed? 141
那也需要 不過已經太晚了 Yes, but it's too late for that. 142
多蒂是這個鎮子上一切的關鍵 Dottie is the key to everything in this town. 143
鄉村俱樂部會員資格 派對 入學申請... Country club memberships, parties, school admissions... 144
還是別說得太早了 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. 145
你和多蒂處好關系 You get in with Dottie and 146
你在這里就能如魚得水 it'll be smooth sailing from here on out. 147
凡事小心 你絕對沒問題的 Just mind your P's and Q's and you're gonna do just fine. 148
或者也許我能或多或少地做我自己 Or maybe I could just be myself? More or less? 149
旺達 那也很好 Oh, Wanda, that's good. 150
大家快一點 Everybody, hurry up please. 151
你好 多蒂 你的玫瑰真是太棒了 Hiya, Dottie! Your roses are divine. 152
謝謝你 Well, thank you. 153
扶輪社在我們說話這會兒正在完成舞臺布置 The Rotary Club is finishing the stage set-up as we speak. 154
他們給涼亭重新刷了一層漆 They've given the gazebo a fresh coat of paint 155
馬上就要去鎮廣場上 and will be installing the final decorations 156
布置最后的裝飾 all through the town square. 157
如果你發現里面有古董腳燈 And if you recognize the antique footlights, 158
那是因為這是我店里出的 it's because they're from my store. 159
椅子呢 And the chairs? 160
很抱歉 多蒂 我沒有問椅子[主持]的事 I'm sorry, Dottie. I didn't ask about the chairs. 161
那你以后也不要問我 So you better not ask me 162
能不能主持任何一個委員會了呢 if you can chair any committees in the future. 163
惡魔往往藏在細節中 貝芙 The devil's in the details, Bev. 164
不僅僅只在細節中 That's not the only place he is. 165
大家都知道才藝秀 As you all know, the talent show 166
是西景小學唯一的募捐會 is the sole fundraiser for Westview Elementary. 167
這也許能讓你好過點 This might help. 168
在我成立這個小團體的八年來 In the eight years since I founded our little club, 169
這個盛會舉辦得越來越大 越來越好 this event has gotten bigger and better every season. 170
這些褲子可真漂亮 Say, those pants are peachy keen. 171
你真的這么覺得嗎 Do you really think so? 172
其他女士都穿了裙子 我還擔心呢 The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried. 173
距離表演開始只有幾個小時了 We only have a few hours until show time, 174
所以少點閑聊 多點關注 so a little less cross chatter and a little more focus. 175
好吧 Okay. 176
那些小男孩和小女孩都指望著我們呢 Those little boys and girls are counting on us. 177
一切都是為了孩子們 All of this is for the children. 178
為了孩子們 "For the children." 179
為了孩子們 "For the children." 180
所以 我希望大家都要熱烈鼓掌... So, I want you all to give yourselves a big hand... 181
當然了 是在恰當的時機 ...at the appropriate time, of course. 182
但首先 我們來回顧一下活動禮儀 But first let's review event etiquette. 183
著裝要求是高檔花園派對... Dress code is upscale garden party... 184
我不鼓掌的唯一原因是我嚇得不敢動了 The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move. 185
是啊 Yeah. 186
我其實不知道自己來這兒干什么 I actually don't know what I'm doing here. 187
我也有這種感覺了 我叫旺達 I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda. 188
我是杰拉丁 I'm, uh... Geraldine. 189
我是很生氣 And I'm irritated. 190
今晚的票賣得一張都不剩了 Tickets for tonight are completely sold out. 191
大家可以鼓掌了 Now, you can clap. 192
停 And stop. 193
講真 清醒的人怎么忍得了她這一套 Really, how is anybody doing this sober? 194
公共圖書館 195
-綠的吧 -嗯 - Let's say green. - Yeah. 196
另一邊可能是塵土 I mean, the other side could be dirt. 197
打擾了 請問這是社區聯防會嗎 Pardon me. Is this the neighborhood watch meeting? 198
你好 幻視 Oh, hiya, Vision. 199
沒想到你會來參加 Didn't expect to see you here. 200
其實我們在聊"僅限內部成員"那種話題 This is sort of a "members only" type deal. 201
是啊 對 Certainly. Right. Well... 202
我就安安靜靜默不作聲地待著 I'll just stay here and be as quiet as a church mouse 203
等你們說到新的話題 till you open up the floor for new business. 204
其實我們正好要說到新話題 Well, in truth, we were just getting to new business. 205
那太好了 Oh, splendid! 206
能告訴我你們巡邏多久換一次崗嗎 Could you tell me how often you rotate security patrols? 207
你們直接跟本地的執法部門對接嗎 Do you interface directly with local law enforcement? 208
你們對于入室盜竊 What are your protocols regarding threats 209
涂鴉和危險駕駛等威脅的規程是什么 such as burglary, graffiti, and reckless driving? 210
-不 幻視 -我知道這些事情十分重要 - No, Vision. - I know these are indeed grave matters. 211
"新話題"其實是再吃一輪酥皮點心的意思 "New business" actually means another round of Danish. 212
你要樹莓餡的還是奶酪餡的 Raspberry or cheese-filled? 213
謝謝 不必了 我不吃食物 Oh, neither for me, thank you. I don't eat food. 214
我是說 What I mean to say is that 215
我兩頓飯之間不吃食物 三餐還是吃的 I don't eat food in between meals but at mealtimes. 216
按時吃飯有如機器 I'm a regular eating machine. 217
朋友們 幻視說得有道理 Hey, fellas. Vision here has got a point. 218
聽我說 我有絕密情報要告訴你們 Now, listen up. I got some top secret intelligence for you. 219
太好了 Oh, excellent. 220
你們知道約翰遜一直在吹噓 Now, you know how Johnson's been braggin' about 221
他親手為孩子們建的樹屋嗎 that treehouse he built for his kids? 222
知道 Yeah. 223
其實是預置的 It's a prefab job. 224
那個傻瓜連揮錘子都不會 That blockhead can't even swing a hammer. 225
我給你們講個更好的 I can do you one better. 226
你們知道亞瑟常常擦拭的那些保齡球獎杯嗎 You know those bowling trophies Arthur's always polishing? 227
那些都是他從哈肯薩克的庭院跳蚤市場買的 He bought 'em all at a yard sale in Hackensack. 228
我就知道 我從來沒在保齡球場見過他 I knew it. I've never once seen him down at the lanes. 229
我也有絕密八卦要分享 I too have some top secret gossip to share. 230
諾曼是個共產黨人 Norm here's a Communist. 231
幻視 你真會開玩笑 Vision, you're a real cut-up. 232
我總覺得你有點方頭方腦的 You know, I always thought you were kind of a square. 233
我嗎 不 我圓得很 Me? No, I'm as round as they come. 234
想來一條大紅口香糖嗎 Hey, care for a stick o' Big Red? 235
等一下 Well, hold on there a second. 236
你沒聽他說嗎 他不吃食物的 Didn't you hear the man? He doesn't eat food. 237
口香糖算是食物嗎 Is gum food? 238
我覺得這種東西純粹是為了咀嚼 Well, my understanding is that it's purely for mastication. 239
我不嚼 No, I don't do that. 240
既然都來西景了... 干杯 Well, when in Westview... Cheers. 241
原來你是個這么風趣的人 Who knew you were such a funny guy? 242
你剛進來的時候 And to think you came here 243
還一心掛念著規程什么的 all hot and bothered about protocols and nonsense. 244
我們還以為你是認真的 We actually thought you were serious. 245
他真逗 好了 繼續說烤肉的事 He's funny. All right, so, back to this barbeque. 246
所以安排座位前一定要填飽肚子 That is why you never do a seating chart on an empty stomach. 247
天啊 多蒂 你真是這些委員會事務的魔法師 Golly, you're a whiz at all this committee stuff, Dottie. 248
謝謝你今天選擇我 Thank you for choosing me 249
幫你收拾現場 我覺得好幸運 to help you clean up today. I feel so lucky. 250
你的確很幸運 You are. 251
多蒂 我不禁在想 I can't help but wonder if you and I 252
我們是不是一開始沒給彼此留下好印象 haven't gotten off on the wrong foot, Dottie. 253
如果可以 我想扭轉這一點 And I would like to correct that if I can. 254
你要怎么做到 And how would you do that? 255
我聽說過關于你的傳聞 I've heard things about you. 256
你和你丈夫 You and your husband. 257
我不知道你聽說了什么 Well, I don't know what you've been told, 258
但我向你保證 我對誰都沒有惡意 but I assure you I don't mean anyone any harm. 259
我不相信你 I don't believe you. 260
旺達 旺達 能收到嗎 完畢 Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over? 261
-旺達 -那是誰 - Wanda? - Who is that? 262
旺達 Wanda? 263
你又是誰 Who are you? 264
旺達 Wanda? 265
旺達 Wanda. 266
是誰把你變成這樣了 旺達 Who is doing this to you, Wanda? 267
旺達 旺達 旺... Wanda? Wanda? Wan... 268
多蒂 Dottie! 269
你... You... Oh! 270
突擊測驗 旺達 Pop quiz, Wanda. 271
家庭主婦如何洗掉白亞麻布上的血跡 How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? 272
答案是 自己洗 By doing it herself. 273
人們說男人有這兩樣重要配飾 They say a man is never fully-dressed 274
才算盛裝打扮好了 without two important accessories. 275
他的特別女伴 His special lady... 276
和他的"男爵"手表 and his Strücker. 277
男爵 他會為你騰出[制造]時間 Strücker. He'll make time for you. 278
男爵手表 瑞士制造 九頭蛇公司 279
才藝秀 為了孩子們 280
幸好我不是跟在這男人后面表演 Glad I don't have to follow this guy. 281
什么 Huh? What? 282
但你會表現出色的 Oh, but you're gonna be great. 283
現在幾點了 What time is it now? 284
從你上次問完 過了兩分鐘 Mmm, two minutes after the last time you asked. 285
我不知道他在哪里 I don't know where he could be. 286
那是他嗎 Oh, is that him? 287
他看起來有點步履蹣跚[故障] Well, it looks like he's got a little hitch in his giddy-up. 288
旺達 我的小卷心菜 你看起來真美 Wanda, my little cabbage, you look smashing! 289
小幻 Vis. 290
你跑哪去了 Where have you been? 291
我和兄弟們玩了個 Uh, well, me and the boys were playing 292
很刺激的穿鞋馬游戲 a rather thrilling game of horses with shoes. 293
不 不對 No, that's not it. 294
是鞋馬 也不對 Shoe horses! No. 295
是馬的鞋 Ah! Horse's shoes. 296
聽著 多蒂身上發生了奇怪的事 Listen, something strange happened with Dottie. 297
在那之前也發生了奇怪的事 Well, something strange happened before that, too. 298
我很難解釋 It's hard to explain. 299
我剛才在玩他的鞋子 I was just playing with his shoes. 300
到底怎么回事[誰上場] What is going on? 301
該你了 You are! 302
非常感謝大家前來支持 I want to thank you all for coming out 303
西景小學"為了孩子們"才藝秀 to support Westview Elementary, "For the children." 304
"為了孩子們" "For the children." 305
最后一個節目 And for our final act... 306
請歡迎 旺達和幻視 I give you, Wanda and Vision. 307
才藝秀 為了孩子們 308
喂 該你上了 牛仔 Hey! Hey! You're up, Cowboy! 309
什么 What? 310
對 該我上了 Oh! Yeah! I've to go! 311
下午好 西景的朋友們 Hello, Westview! Good afternoon. 312
非常高興來到 It's so lovely to be... 313
對不起 不小心的 I'm so sorry. Excuse me. 314
我是美艷大師 I am Glamour 315
這是我可愛的助手 幻術小姐 and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion. 316
我才是美艷小姐 他是幻術大師 I am Glamour and he's Illusion. 317
她說得對 Yeah, what she said. 318
今天我們會騙你們 Today, we will lie to you 319
但你們卻會相信我們的小把戲 and yet you will believe our little deceptions 320
因為人類對宇宙的內部運作 because human beings are easily fooled 321
理解有限 due to their limited 322
所以很容易被騙 understanding of the inner workings of the universe. 323
瞧好了 Flourish! 324
別大聲說出來了 趕緊表演 親愛的 You just do it, you don't say it out loud, honey. 325
現在我和我太太就等著看 And now my wife and I will delight 326
你們的蠢臉上的吃驚表情了 in your dumbstruck little faces. 327
瞧好了 Flourish! 328
看到了嗎 他用了繩子 Ha! See there? He's using a rope. 329
旺達 怎么回事 不不不 旺達 拜托 Wanda, what's... Oh, no! Oh! No! Wanda, please! 330
親愛的 放我下來 Darling, let me down! 331
我要吐了 I'm feeling pukey! 332
接下來是什么來著 Uh, what's next? 333
想起來了 是非常精彩的一個節目 Oh! Yeah, this is... This is gonna be great! 334
展現我的超凡實力 A staggering feat of strength. 335
幻術大師 Illusion... 336
充滿神秘的幻術大師 讓我試試 Illusion, Master of Enigma, allow me. 337
什么 What? 338
我們變戲法的秘密可不該讓觀眾看見啊 You weren't supposed to see how we did that trick. 339
那是我祖母的鋼琴 That was my grandmother's piano. 340
謝布特 這是我的老朋友 謝布特 Oh, Sherbert! Yeah, this is my old mate, Sherbert. 341
快起來 謝布特 跟大家問個好 Stand up, Sherbert. Say hello to the crowd. 342
我是赫布特 赫 It's Herbert, Herb. 343
安靜點 謝布 選一張牌 隨便選 Pipe down, Sherbie, and pick a card. Any card. 344
現在放回牌堆里 Yeah, put it back in the deck. 345
我沒看哦 好了 看我的 I'm not looking. All right. Watch this. 346
這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card? 347
不是 Uh, no. 348
我可不同意 I beg to differ. 349
真的嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Really? Is this your card? 350
幻視 Vision... 351
這是你的牌嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card? Is this your card? 352
這是你的牌嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card? Is this your card? 353
這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card? 354
這是你的牌嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Argh! Is this your card? Is this your card? 355
-不是 -這是你的牌嗎 - No. No. No. No. - Is this your card? 356
這是你的牌嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card? Is this your card? 357
這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card? 358
這張是 Oh, it is! 359
是什么 It is what? 360
是我的牌 It's my card. 361
不好意思 赫布 還給你 Well, pardon me, Herb. Have it back. 362
不 是你的魔術成功了 Oh, no, you did the trick right. 363
我的魔術當然成功了 我可是幻術大師 Well, of course I did the trick right! I'm Illusion! 364
瞧好了 Flourish! 365
現在 我的下一個魔術 And now, for my next trick... 366
我的老天 Oh, goodness me. 367
誰偷走了我的帽子 Who stole my hat? 368
快 抓住那只兔子 Oh! Oh, stop that rabbit! 369
我得從兔子里變出一頂帽子 I gotta need to pull a hat out of it. 370
撓撓先生有當大明星的潛質 是不是 Senor Scratchy's got real star quality, don't you think? 371
我們別折騰可憐的小兔子了 好嗎 Maybe we leave the poor bunny out this one, shall we? 372
那好吧 那我就把這頂帽子 Well then, I will just have to pull this hat... 373
從我身體里變出來 ...out of myself. 374
幻視 別 Vision, no. 375
我要開始了 I'm doin' it. 376
大家肯定不知道我們怎么變的 If only you all knew our secret. 377
鏡子能起到這個作用嗎 Is that how mirrors work? 378
閉嘴 貝芙 Shut up, Bev. 379
才藝秀 為了孩子們 380
女士們先生們 現在是我們的壓軸大戲 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale. 381
我為大家帶來 神柜秘 I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries! 382
是神秘柜 The Cabinet of Mysteries! 383
對 對 就是她說的這個 Yeah, yeah. What she said. 384
才藝秀 為了孩子們 385
現在 我要讓我的妻子 I will now make my wife... 386
消失不見 ...disappear. 387
你確定你不需要觀眾志愿者嗎 Are you sure you don't want 388
比如我丈夫拉夫 an audience volunteer named "My husband Ralph?" 389
不要 阿布拉卡達布拉 No. Abracadabra! 390
-親愛的 -怎么了 - Uh, sweetheart? - Yeah? 391
我在這呢 Hi. 392
柜子里有什么 What's in the box? 393
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? 394
對啊 柜子里有什么 Yeah, what's in the box? 395
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box? 396
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box? 397
太棒了 Oh, yes! 398
瞧好了 Flourish. 399
我們走吧 Let's get outta here. 400
對不起 對不起 我很抱歉 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 401
-我太蠢了 -小幻 沒關系 - I'm so stupid. - Vis? Vis, it's all right. 402
沒事 沒關系 It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. 403
但是你到底怎么了 But what is going on with you? 404
我不知道 我今天一直感覺很奇怪 I have no idea. I've been feeling weirdy all day. 405
好 好的 沒事 Okay. Okay. Okay. 406
你看看啊 Would you look at that? 407
把我的零件都黏住了 對吧 That really gummed up my works, didn't it? 408
沒有這個我就沒那么好玩了吧 I'm not as funny without it, am I? 409
你恢復正常了 這是我唯一在意的事 Well, you're back to yourself and that's all I care about. 410
現在 讓我們趕在多蒂和規劃委員會 Now, let's get out of here before Dottie 411
指責我們破壞了整場表演之前離開 and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show. 412
才藝秀 為了孩子們 413
你們兩個 站住 You two, stop right there. 414
我們的才藝秀上從來沒有出現過 Nothing like what you two just did up here 415
像你們倆剛才那樣的表演 has ever happened in the history of our talent show. 416
多蒂 我們非常 Dottie, we are so... 417
太搞笑了 Hilarious. 418
這是我們看過的最搞笑的表演了 That was the most hilarious act we've ever seen. 419
你們說是不是 Wouldn't you all agree? 420
是 Yeah. 421
就是這樣 Oh, yes. 422
你們兩個上臺來 上來 You two, come on up. Come on. 423
才藝秀 為了孩子們 424
我代表規劃委員會 On behalf of the planning committee, 425
向你們頒發首屆 I would like to award you 426
年度最佳喜劇表演獎 with the inaugural Comedy Performance of the Year. 427
謝謝 Oh, thank you. 428
我想問一下 I have to ask. 429
上一秒我還在后臺 下一秒 One second, I'm backstage and in the next, 430
我就出現在一個小暗室里 I'm in a dark cubby hole. 431
你是怎么做到的 How'd you do it? 432
一位魔術師從來不會泄露魔術的秘密 Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets. 433
他都交給助手來解答 He leaves that to his assistant. 434
助手也不會說的 And she's not talking. 435
我就知道你會這么說 I had a feeling you'd say that. 436
"為了孩子們" "For the children!" 437
"為了孩子們" "For the children!" 438
你真是太棒了 美艷助手 You were tremendous, Glamour. 439
你也是 幻術大師 As were you, Illusion. 440
我都不知道我之前在擔心些什么 I don't know what I was so worried about. 441
搞好鄰里關系也不是這么難呀 It wasn't so hard to fit in after all. 442
我們只需要做自己就好了 And all we had to do was be ourselves. 443
但是需要做一點點的改變 Well, with a few modifications. 444
-都是為了孩子們 -為了孩子們 - And it was all for the children. - For the children. 445
我想孩子們需要來一點爆米花 Well, I think the children might need some popcorn. 446
旺達 Wanda. 447
怎么了 Hmm, what? 448
幻視 這一切是真的嗎 Vision... Is this really happening? 449
是真的 親愛的 Yes, my love. 450
這一切都是真的 It's really happening. 451
如果還是那棵該死的樹 If it's that damn tree again, 452
我一定把它連根拔了 I am going to rip it out by the roots! 453
我什么都沒看到 I don't see anything. 454
怎么了 What is that? 455
旺達 Wanda. 456
不 No. 457
幻視 這一切是真的嗎 Vision... Is this really happening? 458
是真的 親愛的 Yes, my love. 459
這一切都是真的 It's really happening. 460
幻視 Vision... 461
旺達 是誰把你變成這樣了 旺達 Wanda? Who's doing this to you, Wanda? 462
旺達 Wanda? 463
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