什么啊 得了吧 What? Come on.
能让你心甘情愿躺下为他 The only person you're willing to lay down
死翘翘的人只会是你自己 and die for is you.
那是因为我非常看重我自己 Well, that's because I'm very important to me.
是哦 我们绝对没射错人 Yeah, we definitely shot the right one.
我要重新考虑一下这个问题 I'm reconsidering.
我本可能为她献出我的生命 Still, I might've given my life for her.
天 我们俩本该是多合适的一对啊 God, we would've made such a handsome couple.
这是怎么回事 So, how did that happen?
我那只破手 My asshole hand.
跑回来 长出了另一个我 It came back, grew another me.
天天都是这种破事 Same shit, different day.
阿曼达本来也会好好的 Things were goin' fine with Amanda too,
但她也出事了 but that went south.
都是因为那本该死的书 All because of that goddamn book.
我无意冒犯 No disrespect.
但就是你念出了书中咒语 You were the one who read from it.
凯丽 我无意冒犯 No disrespect Kelly.
要是你老是纠结过去 未来会受影响的 If you live in the past, you hurt the future.
这本书拥有某种可怕诡异的力量 Now this Book has some freaky weird power.
越早把它深埋入土 越好 The sooner it's six feet under, the better.
我们得先处理这几具尸体 First we gotta deal with these bodies.
可不能让性感小姐跑回来坏我们的事 We can't have Hot and Sexy comin' back to ruin our day.
我是心怀着十分的敬意说出这句话的 And I say that with all due respect to her.
头脑比皮相更重要嘛 Well, brains before beauty.
有人吗 Hello!
妈蛋 Aw, shit.
我们有伴了 We got company.
快乐露营者们来找你了 Happy campers comin' at ya.
有人吗 Hello?
你们在这儿干什么呢 Ah, what are you guys doin' here?
布拉德带着我们迷路了 Brad got us lost.
这又不怪我 It wasn't my fault.
那些树 他们 Uh, the- the trees, they, uh,
就是地形图没用了 you know it's like the trail map just stopped making sense.
能让我们在这儿住一宿吗 Uh, uh, can we crash here maybe?
在这座小得要死的木屋里 In this tiny cabin?
不行不行 光是我们仨 No, no, no, the three of us here,
这儿都有点挤不下了 we, we kind of fill it up to capacity.
而且里头还有几具死尸 Plus there's a few dead bodies in there.
动物的死尸 Dead animal bodies.
是的 可能是因为 Right, because maybe,
我们是兽医 极其恶劣的兽医 we're veterinarians, ah, really bad ones.
专攻一种非常血腥的手术 We specialize in a very radical form of surgery.
或者说 我们只是猎人 Or we're just hunters.
总之 里头没有地方了 I think the point is, there's no room at the inn.
所以可能只好请各位离开了 抱歉 So you guys might just have to beat it, sorry.
但是...也许我们可以 But, ah, but- but maybe we could, ah,
就在前院里扎营 just camp in the front yard?
能让我们讨论一下妈 Can you give us a second?
-那样也行啊 -听着 绝对不能 - That could work. - Okay, look, there is no way
让他们待在这儿 in hell they're gonna stay here,
要是他们被附身了 'cause they're gonna get possessed,
就会坐上夜班火车 then they're gonna be on the night train
去血洗"废"城[费城]啦 to Kill-adelphia.
中途还在"掐死你"拉荷马城和迈"死"密歇歇脚 With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami.
好梗 Nice.
我就知道你会喜欢 I thought you'd like that.
喂 抱歉打搅你们俩了 Oh, hey, sorry to break up your moment,
但我们不能就让他们这么回林子里 but we can't just send them back into the woods.
谁知道那儿还有些什么 Who knows what else is out there?
反正他妈比这里安全得多 It's a hell of a lot safer out there than here.
你只是担心那个小妹妹吧 And you're just worried about the little sister.
枪 还有把电锯 Guns, and a chainsaw...
我是担心她 Yeah, I am.
她叫希瑟 而且她特别萌 Her name's Heather, and she's super cute.
其他的我就不知道了 I don't know much else about her.
你也只用知道这么多 That's all you have to know.
好了 听着 Okay, look.
你们俩把他们一路送回埃尔克拉皮兹 You two are gonna take 'em the back way to Elk Rapids.