我16岁 I'm 16..
在学校遇到麻烦了 ...already in trouble at school
很不幸的是 我有一头金发 and unfortunately have blond hair.
我妈妈以前开玩笑说 天生金发的人 My mother liked to joke that natural blonds
一般很自私 were usually selfish
染成金发的都是骗子 while dyed blonds were pathological liars.
吉姆是我的孪生哥哥 Jim is my twin.
我唯一的好朋友 My only true friend.
全世界我只能和吉姆 Jim was the one person in the whole world
好好说话 I could really talk to.
和他待在一起没什么压力 Who I felt comfortable with.
听起来这糟透了 That may sound kind of fucked up
但是双胞胎就是这样 but it's a twin thing.
别担心 总有一天你的头发会变成棕色 Don't worry, someday your hair will be brown
像我一样 人们会正眼看你 like mine and then people will finally take you
然后头发就变得花白了 seriously and then it'll turn grey.
他们不会的 And they won't.
在每个家庭中 都有这样一个人 In every family, there was that one person
把各个家庭成员团结在一起 that was the glue that held it all together.
在我家 这个人就是吉姆 That was Jim.
母亲难过的时候 He was the one who could cheer mom up
他能让她开心 when she got down.
让她展现出不同的一面 That brought out something different in her.
我们刚刚从密歇根搬到了帕洛斯韦而德 We'd just moved from Michigan to palos verdes.
我父亲一直都想 You see, it was always my father's dream
搬到加利福尼亚 to move to California.
当上一个有钱有名的心脏医生 To be a heart surgeon to the rich and famous.
最开始我母亲拿不定主意要不要搬 My mother wasn't sure at first about moving.
她说她不喜欢这些肉毒杆菌 She said she was allergic to all the Botox
什么地震啊 演习啊之类的 earthquakes and exercise.
但我父亲坚持要去一个阳光明媚 能呼吸海边空气的地方 But my dad insisted that the sunshine and sea air
医生就是这么要求的 was just what the doctor ordered..
这个医生就是我的父亲 ...the doctor being him.
泳池怎么样 How's that pool?
别把新房子搞得到处都是水 Whoa, don't get the new house wet!
至少第一天不要这样 Not on -- not on the first day.
你看这个 Oh, look at this.
简直难以相信 I couldn't believe they were selling
他们居然在药店卖佛像 mass-produced buddhas at the drugstore.
- 我会习惯的 - 给你 - I'll take a regular. - Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 我好像看到鲸鱼了 Hey, I think i see a whale.
- 不可能 - 真的 - No way. - I do!
在那边 海草下面 Right there, below the seaweed.
- 我什么都没看到 - 你看 - I don't see anything. - Look.
- 为我们新的生活 - 为了阳光 - To new beginnings. - To sunshine!
- 为了防晒霜 - 为了我们干杯 - To sunscreen. - To us.
什么我们 Which us?
我们所有人啊 All of us.
我一直说我们要搬到一个美如天堂的地方 I always said we'd move to paradise, didn't I?
- 是啊 - 我们下去吧 - Yeah. - Let's go down here.
我要把你丢进海里 I'm gonna throw you in the ocean.
在学校 我们学到 In school, we learned about people
人们坐着火车来到西部 who came west in wagon trains
开始新的生活 to start new lives.
我的家人也是如此 So did my family.
我母亲也是尽力让生活充满希望 Even my mom was doing her best to be hopeful.
好广阔啊 So vast.
是啊 Yeah.
我们能在这幸福生活的 We're gonna be happy here.
是的 Yup.
是啊 我已经很高兴了 Well, I'm happy already.
好宽的海啊 This is so goddamn vast.
我真希望能回到过去 I wish I could go back and hold on
永远停留在那一刻 to that moment forever
为我们曾经拥有的那些感到高兴 and just be happy for everything that we had.
- 嘿 菲儿 - 什么事 - Hey, Phil. - What?
- 我们今晚不去吧 - 什么 - Let's not go tonight. - What?
待在家吧 待在家吧 Let's stay home. Let's stay home.
菲儿 我们待在家吧 Phil, let's stay home.
出去见见新朋友 很重要的 It's important to go out, meet new people.
你知道的 这个派对就是为了欢迎我们的 This party is, you know, to welcome us.
那待在家里 Well, it's also important to stay home
让自家充满温馨的回忆 也是重要的 and make this our home and fill it with memories.
- 我知道 - 是啊 - I know. - Yeah.
但我们已经商量好了的 我们必须得去 But we already said, we have to go.
再来一次吧 - Oh. - Give me a little more.
- 不要 - 来嘛 - Mm, no. - Come on.
- 不要 -要嘛 - No, no, no. - Yes.
- 听我说 - 什么 - Look -- - what?
如果真的要去的话 If you want me to get ready
我要去准备一下了 I have to get ready.
要是你继续抱着我的话 We're gonna be late to your important party
我们就要迟到了 and your spray tan's rubbing off on me.
- 菲儿 你好 - 我的天 - Phil. Hi. - Oh, my god.
见到你真好 So great to see you.
- 你好 - 你好 - Ava, hello. Hello. - Hi. Hi.
这是我的妻子 珊迪 Oh. My wife, Sandy.
- 你好 珊迪 - 我是艾娃 - Hi, Sandy. - Ava.
- 这挺不错啊 - 是的 - This is exciting. - Yes.
这是你们在这度过的第一个晚上么 - Fiesta. - This your first night?
- 这是我们参加的第一场派对 - 是的 - It's our first fiesta. - At the club? Yes.
- 你喜欢这房子么 - 我的天 - Do you like the house? - Oh, my god.
你是个 心脏病医生? So you're a cardiologist?
是的 Yes.
我读了一些东西 都说你是一个好医生 I read all about you in the "best doctors."
你发明了那个疗法吧 You invented that cardiovalvola, right?
不错啊 你还做了一些调查啊 I'm impressed. You've done your research.
我以前是个药品推销员 Well, I used to work as a drug rep.
我跟你说 当你拿着一个 I tell ya, when you've held
跳动的心脏 a, a beating human heart --
抱歉 excuse me.
我都无法直视肝脏 I can't even look at raw liver.
我是个素食主义者 I mean, I'm totally vegan.
- 我是吉姆 - 很高兴见到你 - I'm Jim. - Nice to meet you.
很高兴见到你 这派对不错 It's nice to meet you. I like this.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
欢迎你加入我们 Uh, welcome to the club.
谢谢 Thanks.
你们刚刚搬到了镇上么 You just moved to town?
你的孩子来了么 Are your kids here?
来了 他们就在这呢 Uh, yeah, they're here somewhere.
我们就喜欢这种场合 That's what we love about the club.
不用担心孩子 We never have to worry about them.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
让孩子们还他们的新朋友逛一会吧 Let the kids hang out with their new friends.
你能不能 至少装出一副 Could you just, just try to act
我们很享受的样子 行么宝贝 like you're having a good time, alright, baby?
- 我正是如此呢 - 嗯 - I am trying. - Okay.
我都不知道 赞安诺 I don't know if these Xanax
是不是还有效呢 are even working anymore.
喝点东西 放松一下吧 Maybe ease up on the taquitos.
空腹效果更好呢 They work better on a, on an empty stomach, alright?
你爸爸当时在那个比赛中 Let me guess, your father is a, a finalist
拿了最后一名 in the limbo competition.
他戴着一顶阔边帽呢 Yup. He's wearing a sombrero.
我就知道 I knew it.
我在读一些东西 So I was reading this thing about
它们说鲸鱼到墨西哥产下幼崽 how whales go to Mexico to have their calves
然后又带着它们游回来 and then they travel back with them.
他们这么游来游去的时候 But they have these half-day trips.
我们可以坐船去看它们 We can go out on boats and you can see them.
亲爱的 在船上坐6个小时么 Oh, honey, 6 hours on a boat?
你会无聊死的 Oh, god, you'd die of boredom
还会晕船 and seasickness.
是啊 我的想法总是站不住脚的 Yeah, it'll be probably pretty lame anyways.
看看吉姆 Look at Jim.
他确实挺像他爸爸的 He does take after his father.
我不知道你像了谁 I don't know who you take after.
你 You -- you're..
你挺特别的 亲爱的 ...your own special person, honey.
不错 That's good.
我去找你爸爸了 I'll go find El senor.
赶紧让他带我们走 Oh, get us out of here.
我们在学校里学到了 We learned at school about the tribes
那些原住民 that originally inhabited pv.
那些土著部落 The chumash and the Tonga native American tribes.
当然 现在有一些新的部落 There are new tribes now, of course.
你妹妹怎么了 Hey, what's up with your sister?
怎么不来跟我们一起 Why doesn't she come hang out with us?
我父亲说 这里的情况会不一样 My father said things would be different here.
但我知道 吉姆还是那么合群 But I knew Jim would want to be popular
而我还是不合群 and I wouldn't.
她就喜欢那样想着自己的事 Oh, she just does her own thing.
没事 That's cool. That's cool.
她挺不错的 Yeah. She's awesome.
等等我 Hey, wait up!
在这里 房产出售很快 Property always sold fast in palos verdes.
人们喜欢把草坪整理的 People liked that the grass
又绿 又吸引人 had to be kept green and cut attractively
每栋房子的外墙 that the walls of each house
三年粉刷一次 had to be painted every 3 years
屋顶上要 and that the buildings were required
安装瓦片 to have tiled roofs.
每天都用特殊的机器 The beaches were maintained daily
整理沙滩 with special machines to clean the sand
用磨石机器一进一出 and thresh, mix and spit it out
让沙子完美无瑕 into crystals of immaculate white powder.
警察知道每户人家的姓名 The police knew each family by name
知道他们的职业 开的车的型号 and by make and model of their car.
足球场没有灯 There were no lights on the football stadium
因为当地人不希望 because the locals didn't want anyone
有镇子外的人来这 from out of town there after dark
甚至是根本不希望有任何人 or anywhere in pv, really.
沙滩不是私人的 The beaches were not private
但从某种程度上来说是私人的 but they might as well be.
当地的居民不希望有别人 The residents didn't want any outsiders
毁了他们价值连城的景观 ruining their zillion dollar views either.
路上没有街灯 There were no streetlights
没有快餐摊 没有公寓楼 fast food stands or apartment buildings.
城市条例规定这些都是非法的 All outlawed by the city ordinance.
这里的夜空满是星星 A chaos of stars filled the skies of palos verdes.
其它的一切都很有规矩 But everything else was regulated.
嘿 小点声 Hey, keep it down!
你知道现在多晚了么 Do you know how late it is?
女士 回去吧 Oi, lady. Go back inside.
我要叫警察了 I'm gonna call the police.
走吧 Go away!
别打扰我们 我们会更大声的 Don't be bothering 'cause we'll be louder!
给我看10秒 别转身 10 whole seconds, no turning.
你别动 Don't get up.
什么鬼 What the hell?
- 你从哪搞到的 - 别担心 - Where'd you get this? - Don't worry about it.
再搞一个吧 跟妈妈说一声 We should get another one. Let's ask mom.
- 你真的还想要么 - 是的 - Do you really want one? - Yeah.
不用问妈妈 We don't need to ask mom.
人们会笑话我们的 Nah, people will laugh.
也许我们应该换个地方 Maybe we should go somewhere else.
别这么幼稚嘛 Don't be such a baby.
当我们还小的时候 我们后院 When we were kids, Jim and I had a treehouse
有个树屋 in our backyard.
我们爬梯子上去 We'd pull up the ladder
没人找的到我们 and no one could get to us.
我最喜欢只有我们两个人 I always liked it best
在一起的日子 when it was just the two of us.
这是这么长一段时间以来 For the first time in a long time
我又感到自己像是在树屋里一样 无忧无虑 it felt like we were in our treehouse again.
妈的 有些小混混 Shit. It's the bayboys.
当心点 Keep it cool.
嘿 你去哪呢 Hey, where you going?
带我的儿子冲浪 Just takin' my son surfing.
是么 Yeah. Are you?
爸爸 咱们去别的地方吧 Dad, let's just go somewhere else.
不不不 没事的 伙计 No, no, no. It's okay. Look, dude.
我们不会挡你的道的 We're not gonna be in your way.
我可不想在你儿子面前把你放倒 I don't wanna put you down in front of your son.
- 当真？ - 快滚吧 - Really? - Get the fuck out.
爸爸 我们走吧 - Dad, let's just go -- - beat it.
看什么看 What are you guys starin' at?
还好及时上岸了 Shit. Got out just in time.
这里又不是他家开的 They don't own the waves.
你别说 还真是 Actually, they do.
那个叫查德的家伙 That guy Chad
他的继兄 艾利克斯 跟我上同一节数学课 his stepbrother, Alex, is in my math class.
从没去上过课 He's never there.
查德快30岁了吧 Chad's like 30 years old
还在啃老 and he still lives at home.
怎么样了 Well?
宝贝 Oh, baby.
哇 妈妈 Wow, mom.
穿绿衣服啊 Digging the green.
简直像彼得潘一样 I feel like Peter Pan.
真不敢相信我们搬到了这样一个地方 I can't believe you moved us to a town where grownup women
这里的女人居然都故意穿着绿色的棒球衫 wear green tennis dresses on purpose.
看这个 Oh, look at this.
你觉得30岁以后 长成这样 值么 "Do you have the face you deserve after 30?
欢迎来到长命百岁的未来 Welcome to the ageless future."
我这就有个反例呢 I have the perfect anti-aging solution.
死了还怎么长命百岁 It's called death.
妈妈 不要这么说吧 - Come on. - Wow, mom, that's dark.
就算老了 您还一样美丽 You're beautiful and when the time comes
我认识很多医生 I know plenty of doctors --
我的天 真的要谈这个么 - oh, god. - God, dad, really?
如果你们想谈的话 - Oh, yeah. - If that's what you want.
我可能今晚晚点回来 我要接待一个病人 I'm gonna be late tonight. I have a late consult.
今天去俱乐部玩的开心 Have fun at the club today.
也许这周末 Maybe invite some of the girls
可以邀请一些女孩子来烤肉啊 for, uh, barbecue this weekend.
孩子们 肯定会觉得很好玩吧 That would be fun, right, kids?
你们想的话还可以叫几个朋友 You could invite some friends, too, if you want.
加一点沙拉 要调料 Bibb salad with the dressing on the side.
我的沙拉不要调料 Chopped salad for me, no dressing.
奶酪汉堡和薯条 I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.
你真是胃口很好啊 You must have a fantastic metabolism.
我来告诉你们背后的奥秘 Oh, well, I'll tell you my metabolism secret.
我抽烟 总是让我很疲倦 Smoking. It makes you poop.
让你觉得很饿 Cleans you out.
我就开个玩笑 I'm joking. I'm just joking.
菲尔和我 都是喜欢开玩笑的 Phil and I just, we like, we like to joke.
抱歉 午餐时候说这个可能不太合适 Sorry, not lunchtime appropriate.
所以你觉得我们这边怎么样 So how are you liking our little slice of paradise here?
印象最深的是海浪 It's the waves.
声音太大 I mean, they're so loud.
一直不停的 They're in -- incessant.
让我睡不着 I -- I can't sleep.
然后那些冲浪的人拖着冲浪板 And the surfers drag their surfboards
把一切都搞砸了 over the ice plant and ruin everything.
为什么你们的孩子 And why do your kids roam around in packs
三五成群的在悬崖边走动 stand at the edge of cliffs
就像小螳螂一样 like little praying mantises?
他们在想什么啊 What's wrong with them?
抱歉 现在梅森医生 I'm sorry, but Dr. Mason isn't currently
不在办公室 in the office.
真的么 他不在那么 Really? He's not there?
你可以留下口信 或者 I could take a message for you or --
他说他晚些时候要接待一个病人 he said he had a late procedure.
没有 女士 他下午4点就离开了 No, ma'am. He left at 4:00 P.M.
好的 I see.
他说今天要早点走 He said he was leaving early today.
我会记下你打来了这个电话 有机会就转达 I'll go ahead and put a message in that you called.
谢谢你 Well, thank you.
没事的 梅森女士 No problem, Mrs. Mason.
估计心脏病治好了吧 I guess the heart disease just cleared on up.
妈妈 Mom?
有个作业要你签字 I need you to sign something for school.
你这么年轻美丽 You're so young and pretty.
找一个 Find someone who loves you
喜欢你内在 for who you are on the inside
而不是外在的人 not your face.
人们总是会厌倦外在的 People get tired of faces.
你们想喝果汁么 You guys want juice?
我艹 Fuck.
搞什么鬼 Hey, what the hell's going on?
这不太好 这不太健康 This isn't good. This -- this, it's not healthy.
我不觉得我的健康是什么重要的话题 I'm not sure my health is a, was a real issue --
我是个医生 健康问题 well, I'm a doctor. Health is something
我还是知道一些的 that I know a thing or two about.
你根本不在乎我的健康 You don't care about my health.
你只在乎我的颧骨 You care about my cheekbones --
我在乎的是 你他妈的整天阴沉着一张脸 I care about your goddamn black hole moods.
有时候 桑迪 我发誓 - And sometimes, Sandy, I swear --
发誓什么？ swear what?
我发誓什么？ I swear what?
如果你刚刚穿好衣服 你会感觉好多了 You'd feel so much better if you just got dressed..
...出门了 ...and went out.
妈妈真的控制不住了么 Mom's really losin' it, isn't she?
没有 She's not.
她只是.. She's just..
...在这里很孤单 你知道吗？ ...alone here, you know?
那些可怜的塑料人不喜欢她 And those pathetic plastic people don't like her
爸爸一直都是这样 and dad rags on her all the time.
妈的 Oh, shit.
来吧 我们走吧 Come on, let's get out there.
那是什么？ What's that?
- 呃？ - 那是什么？ - Huh? - What is that?
一支大麻卷烟？ A marijuana cigarette?
- 什么？ - 给我那个东西 - What? - Give me that thing.
我们看看 谢谢 Let's see it. Thanks.
- 我们走吧 伙计们 - 我们说好了的 - Here we go, boys. - You got a deal.
- 谢谢 - - 当然 - Thank you. - Of course.
你真的住在这里吗？或者你只是在这里冲浪？ You actually live here or you just surf here?
待在陆地上 好吗？ Just stay on the inside, okay?
别浪费我们的波浪 Don't snake our waves.
- 是的 - 是吗？ - Yeah. - Yeah?
当然 是啊 Of course. Yeah.
那是谁？ Who's that out there?
实际上 那是我的姐姐 That's my sister, actually.
在那里 男孩 Out there, boys.
这些混蛋越来越多 伙计 These assholes keeps multiplying, man.
这些家伙们都立了些荒谬的规则 The bayboys had all these ridiculous rules
吉姆要我们遵守它们 that Jim wanted us to follow.
对于海湾人来说 你尝试的越多 看起来就像冲浪者一样 For the bayboys, the more you tried to look like a surfer
你是一个冲浪者 the less of a surfer you were.
他们从来不穿着彩色的潜水衣 They never wore colored wetsuits
或者任何明亮颜色的衣服 or anything bright, modern or neon.
他们骑着复古的板子 不花哨 They rode retro boards and didn't do tricks
不玩什么花式特技 or fancy stunts.
你只是弄潮 You just rode waves.
你在板子上 不会摔下去 You rode and you didn't fall off.
我不在乎别人穿什么 或者他们是怎么冲浪的 I didn't care what anyone wore or how they rode.
我只是想冲浪 I just wanted to surf.
男孩们会告诉我 我必须排队等候 The boys would tell me I had to wait in line
在他们身后等着 behind them and not to snake waves.
他们会告诉我 我应该坚持下去 They would tell me I should stick
啦啦队或芭蕾舞团 to cheerleading or ballet.
但是我没有让它烦扰我 But I didn't let it bother me.
嘿 别太靠近她了 Hey, don't get too close to her.
我觉得她在抹布上 I think she's on the rag
他们警告我 让我等着 They warned me to wait my turn
而且不要把他们的波浪带走 and to not take their waves
但我没听 but I didn't listen.
我走在前面 第一 在后面 I went in front, first, behind
在顶部 这没有关系 over the top, it didn't matter.
只有你自己去争取 才会轮到你 You only get a turn if you fight for one.
香奈儿 Chanel.
我就知道 我就知道 我就知道 I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
我就知道 我就知道 I knew it. I knew it.
我就知道 I knew it.
嘿 Hey.
- 我有一个公告 - 哦 - I have an announcement. - Oh.
我们要开始新的生活 We're gonna start a new life.
我不搞什么整容了 I'm no longer gonna be fake.
女士们 The ladies of palos verdes
可以过她们完美的生活 can take their perfect lives
整出美好的身材 and shove it up their asses.
不穿什么网球服了 No tennis clothes.
没有兰蔻水合物 No lancome hydrate.
不用什么均衡的饮食了 No balanced meals.
我们要搬到明尼苏达州的布莱恩 We are gonna move to Blaine, Minnesota
女人不穿网球裙 where the women don't wear tennis skirts
你就不会面对这么多的诱惑了 and you won't be faced with so much temptation.
呃 我不能离开这里 Uh, I can't leave here.
我有工作 我有病人 I have a job. I have patients.
没事 我会带孩子们去 去打包行李吧！ Fine. I'll take the kids. Go pack. Go pack!
我不会去明尼苏达 I'm not going to fucking Minnesota.
吉姆 那就是你和我一起去 It's just you and me then, Jim.
- 好吧 - 嘿！ - Alright. - Hey!
- 到底是怎么回事？ - 呃 菲尔 - What's going on? - Damn it, Phil.
吉姆的朋友看到你和她一起吃午餐 Jim's friend saw you having lunch with her.
她看见你了！ She saw you!
你知道我是谁的意思- 我不 - You know who I mean. - I don't.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
呃 你在说什么？ Uh, uh, what are you talkin' about?
我总是和护士一起吃午餐 I eat lunch all the time with nurses
或医药推销员 or pharmaceutical salesmen
或可爱的小网球女士们 or cute little tennis ladies.
我和一位律师谈话 I spoke to a lawyer.
吉姆 你能打包吗？我们能准备好吗？ Jim, can you pack, please? Can we get ready?
真的吗？ Seriously?
是吗 你 - 你想和妈妈一起离开么？ Is it, you -- you wanna leave with your mom?
你是个骗子 You're a liar.
你说事情会不一样 You said things would be different.
你为什么不去干他妈的另一个护士？ Why don't you just go fuck another nurse?
吉姆 Jim.
- 吉姆 等等！ - 什么？ - Jim, wait! - What?
你真的不会和妈妈一起去吗？ You wouldn't actually go with mom, would you?
哦 来吧 麦迪 她要去哪里？ Oh, come on, Medina. Where's she gonna go?
她从不离开房子 She never leaves the house.
看 她只是给那个混蛋 Look, she's just putting that asshole
提个醒 好吗？ on notice, okay?
从韩国的展位拿到了这些东西 Got these from the, uh, Korean booth.
- 这个是镇痛药 - 是的 - They're oxycontin. - Yeah.
在这里 拿一个 Here, take one.
喝啊 喝啊 Do it. Do it.
啊 真恶心 Ah, gross.
- 啊 - 真恶心 - Aah. - So gross.
不 你不需要了 不要再喝了 No, you don't need anymore. Don't drink anymore.
带你离开这里 来吧 Taking you away from here, come on.
我觉得你妈妈应该把闪光关掉了 Think your mom should stop the flashlight.
看起来像一个他妈的灯塔 Looks like a fucking lighthouse.
是的 她总是在那里穿着长袍 Yeah, she's always pacing around in her robe up there.
真他妈的吓人 It's fucking spooky.
看这个 Watch this.
吉姆！ Jim!
- 他妈的是什么？ - 冲啊！ - What the fuck? - Go, go, go!
好 吉米！ Alright, Jimmy!
真他妈厉害了 Fucking epic!
你所做的很愚蠢 It was stupid what you did.
是啊 Yeah.
我很浪费 I was pretty wasted.
不 真烦人 No. Annoying.
想象在巴厘岛的波浪 Imagine the waves in Bali.
或者斐济 Or Fiji.
我们应该有一天去那里 We should go there someday.
那太酷了 That would be so cool.
冲着巨浪 Surfing there in huge waves.
休息一下吧 Let's take a break.
你和妈妈为什么还在吵架？ Why are you and mom still fighting?
这有点复杂 It's kind of complicated.
恩 我们结婚那么年轻 你知道吗？ Um, we got married so young, you know?
我不知道 也许你不应该 I don't know, maybe you're not supposed
与你同一个人一生 to be with the same person your whole life.
但老实说 我认为你的妈妈 But honestly, i think that your mom
没有我会更快乐 would be happier without me..
...从长远来看 ...in the long run.
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
那么 这是复杂的 嗯.. Well, it's complicated. Um..
发生了一些事 Something happened.
我遇到了一个人 I met someone.
我的意思是 我坠入了爱河 I mean, I've fallen in love.
她是一个了不起的女士 She's a terrific lady.
这是我们的房地产经纪人 It's our real estate agent.
- 什么？ - 这是艾娃 - What? - It's Ava.
太出乎意料了 It was a complete surprise.
- 我从来没有料到- 什么？ - I never expected it. - What?
宝贝 我很抱歉 我很抱歉 I'm so sorry, babe. I'm so sorry.
- 哦 我的天 - 什么？ - Oh, my god. - What?
亲爱的 对不起 I'm sorry, honey.
我现在有另一个幸福的机会 I have another chance to be happy now.
在我生命中的另一个机会 Another chance at my life.
宝贝 我得去追逐我的幸福 Baby, I gotta take it.
你明白了吧？ You understand that, right?
爸爸 你不能离开 这不公平 Dad, you can't just leave. That's not fair.
我们要过来和你在一起 对吧？ We're gonna come and stay with you, right?
当然 不不不 Of course. No, no, no.
艾娃和我已经谈过了 Ava and I have already talked about that.
是的 呃 她有一个儿子 阿德里安 Thing is, um, she has a son, Adrian.
所以她只是想等到 So she just wants to wait until she feels
我们的关系中更稳固一点 a little more secure in our relationship.
亲爱的 我们会一直在一起 Honey, we're gonna be together all the time.
这是非常棒的 It's gonna be terrific.
我只是需要你的支持 I just need your support on this.
尤其是我把这件事告诉你的妈妈的时候 Especially when i tell your mom.
可恶 Goddammit.
你想从哪里开始解释 Where would you like to start with sorry --
这与你的朋友没有任何关系 it doesn't have anything to do with your friends.
你想解释这件事么 Would you like to start with sorry?
你觉得有人比我瘦吗？ Did you find somebody skinnier than me?
你有没有找到一个 Did you find someone who's twat
给你生后代的人了 wasn't blown out birthing your babies?
你找到了吗？你在找什么女人？ Did you find.. What are you looking for in a woman?
你在找什么？ What are you looking for?
你为什么不开始呢？ Why don't you start with that?
我们偏题了 We've run our course!
他妈的偏题了 Fucking run our course?
我为什么搬到加利福尼亚呢？ Why the fuck did i move to California
他妈的你跟别人溜了 if I had run my fucking course with you?
你他妈的 - Are you fucking --
我会为此而倒下 I'll take the fall for this.
你会跌倒！上帝！ You'll take the fall! God!
当然 你会倒下 Of course, you'll take the fall.
你让我发疯了！我的天 You have made me crazy! God!
这对每个人都会更好 This is gonna be better for everyone.
对 麦迪？ Right, Medina?
告诉你的母亲 拜托 Tell your mother, please.
告诉你的母亲 请告诉麦迪 Tell your mother, please, Medina.
对？什么？ Right? What?
对 麦迪？什么？你是什么？ Right, Medina? What? You what?
他妈的 Fuck you.
麦迪 你有什么想告诉我的吗？ Do you have something you wanna say to me, Medina?
- 麦迪！麦迪！ - 嘿！麦迪！ - Medina! Medina! - Hey! Medina!
你在和麦迪说什么？ What are you talking to Medina for?
她知道什么我不知道的？ What does she know that I don't know?
我是你的妻子 该死的 I'm your wife, goddammit.
我和你发生了20年的性关系！ I had sex with you for 20 fucking years!
你跟这个他妈的房地产经纪人跑了？ Our fucking real estate agent?
我们一年前就出来了 We came out here a year ago
我们带她去吃午饭 and we took her to lunch.
我知道 I know.
你在桌子下面牵着我的手 You held my hand under the table.
什么 你们是不是 What, have you been fucking each other
发短信说一些肉麻的话 on text? On Facebook?
他妈的从我家里滚出去 Get the fuck out of my house.
我居然是你的妻子 I'm embarrassed to be your wife.
他妈的从我家里滚出去 Get the fuck out of my house!
好家伙 Oh, boy.
哦 伙计 我.. Oh, man, I..
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我只是咬紧牙关 I just snapped.
我刚刚打了一秒钟 I just snapped for a sec.
我们可以忘记这一切吗？ Can we forget all of this?
我们能不能把所有这一切都忘记呢？ Can we please just forget all of this?
我的意思是 我们为什么要搬到这里呢？首先呢？ I mean, why'd we move here in the first place?
哦 你是想要钱啊 Oh, you're the one who wanted the money.
奔驰车也想要吧 And the Mercedes.
如果你不在乎的话 If you don't care about that
那我们就结束这一切吧 let's stop all this then.
好的 Alright.
信用卡仅用于紧急情况 Credit cards are for emergencies only.
来吧 菲尔 有 - Come on, Phil, there's --
检查将每周进行 the checks will come weekly.
没必要把事情做到这一步 There's no reason to take things this far.
回家 Come home.
你答应过你永远不会离开我 You promised you'd never leave me.
不管过的是好是坏 For better or for worse.
这是交易 记得？ That's the deal. Remember?
菲尔 来吧 Phil, come on.
为了孩子们 For the sake of the kids.
不要对他们这样做！ Don't do this to them!
我会得到帮助 I will get help.
我会 我会 I will. I will.
我爱你 我们爱彼此 I love you. We love each other.
我已经尽力了 I've tried everything i could.
无法改变的 Nothing's gonna change.
吉米 Jimmy.
是吗？ Yeah?
我睡不着 I can't sleep.
你能来坐在我的房间里吗？ Would you come sit in my room?
当然 妈妈 Sure, mom.
当然 Sure.
现在是时候去控制你的..了 Now is the time to take control of your..
现在是时候了 Now is the time
掌控你的生活 to take control of your life.
现在是掌握自己生活的时候了 Now is the time to take control of your life.
咱们找爸爸给他打气吧？ Let's find dad and cheer him on, huh?
他喜欢那个 He loves that.
- 妈妈？ - 哦 狗屎 - Mom? - Oh, shit.
妈妈 Mom.
好的 拿起来 Alright, pick it up.
嘿 Hey.
我轻声地叫他 菲尔！ I called him softly. Phil!
- 好的 - 嘿 菲尔！ - Alright. - Hey, Phil!
哦 看这个 Oh, look at this.
看这个小婊子啊 Look at this little fucking playdate.
我找到你了 你好 I found you. Hi.
你好 我可以加入你们么？ Hi. Can I join?
我知道你一直希望我加入 I know you've always wanted me to join.
所以在这里我要让你的愿望成真 So here I am to make your wish come true.
孩子们 请回到车上 Kids, go back to the car, please.
让我们来看看 Let's see.
哦 好 这是一个球拍 Oh, good, here's a racket.
我们刚刚说到哪了？ Where were we?
这个小游戏的记分牌在哪里啊 Where's the score here with this little game?
- 噢！ - 无所谓 - Ow! - Love-nothing.
哇 嗨！来吧 沙 - Whoa, hey! Come on, sand --
- 混蛋！ - 冷静！ - motherfucker! - Calm down!
也许你想教我 因为我是初学者 Maybe you wanna teach me because I am a beginner
你真是个老师 and you are quite a teacher.
- 请不要这样做 - - 你真是太棒了 - Please don't do this -- - you are quite a te..
菲尔 你他妈的 I would back the fuck up if I were you, Phil.
请不要这样做 Please don't do this.
我们来看看 你喜欢教谁？ Let's see, who did you like to teach?
林恩克 记得那个婊子？ Lynn g., remember that bitch?
- 我的天 好的 - Jesus Christ. Alright. - Amber, gigi.
混蛋！ Motherfucker!
哦 艾娃 你不知道 呃？ Oh, Ava, didn't you know, huh?
亲爱的 你只是一串长串的珠子 You're just another bead on a long string, honey.
你以为你找到了菲尔博士 You thought you found your meal ticket
把他当你的饭票 here with Dr. Phil.
你给我听好了 Well, let me guarantee you something, okay?
你最后最多就是吞了他一嘴的敬业 All you're gonna end up with is a mouthful of jizz.
来吧 孩子们 闭上你的嘴 Come on, kids. Shut your mouths.
我们走吧 吉姆！ Let's go. Jim!
嘿 看看是谁 Hey, look who it is.
你好 哥们儿 Hey, dude.
要不要一起去啊 Picked up some new shit if you want some?
好 当然 我晚点再打给你 Yeah, sure. I'll call you later.
好的 我会在那里见到你 Alright, I'll see you out there.
哦 我的天 我认为这是丹德 Oh, holy shit. I think that's Dan edder.
在这里 盖伊是个传奇人物 Guy's a legend around here.
我在杂志上看到过他的照片 I've seen pictures of him in magazines.
他开车去过墨西哥 He drives to, like, Mexico
尼加拉瓜 冲过很大的浪 and Nicaragua and surfs big breaks.
天啊！ Oh, man!
亚历克斯说 他从不在海湾冲浪 Alex says he never surfs the bay
重要的日子 except on big days.
而且他不太说话 And that he doesn't talk.
他真的很不错 He's really, really good.
保持冷静 Keep it cool.
- 怎么了？ - 嘿 - What's up? - Hey.
你们两个在外面呢？ You two gettin' out there?
耶 当然了 Yeah, for sure.
伟大的海湾 好的起飞 Great bay. Good for the take-offs.
嘿 Hey.
你下次来 我会带你去秘密点 You come back next time and I'll show you the secret spot.
嘿 哦 嗨 孩子们 Hey. Oh, hi, kids.
- 嘿 - 你看着很好 - Hey. - You look nice.
怎么 你谈了一个新的女朋友 还是有别的什么事？ What, you have a new girlfriend or somethin'?
没有 No.
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
只是为了聚会 去别人家里 Just to a party. Someone's house.
显然 有一个保龄球馆 Apparently, there's a bowling alley..
...在房子里 ...in the house.
谁会参加这个派对？ Who's gonna be at this party?
我不知道 I don't know.
你还没有完善你父亲的签名 You haven't perfected your father's signature
我们有很多工作要做 and we have a lot of work to do.
我们有检查 We have checks.
我不想让你出去 I don't want you going out
直到你完善了父亲的签名 until you have it perfected.
你 - 你现在是一家之主 You -- you're the man of the house now.
好的？ Alright?
去钓鱼 Go fish.
- 吉米 - 呃？ - Jimmy. - Huh?
去钓鱼 吉米 Go fish, Jimmy.
超级加！热！热！热！ Super plus! Hot, hot, hot!
把它全部打开 转过来..吉米 去厨房 Turn it all on. Turn it.. Jimmy, go to the kitchen.
我喜欢它真的很好 很酷 I like it really nice and cool.
这里 Here.
哦 等一下 Oh, wait a minute.
- 在这里 吊灯 - 在这里 在这里 - Here, chandelier. - Over here. Over here.
吉米过来哦 那很好 Come here, Jimmy. Oh, that's very good.
拿这个 菲尔 拿这个 菲尔 Take this, Phil. Take this, Phil.
你怎么看 菲尔？ What do you think of that, Phil?
嗯 Hm.
哦 我的天 好的 Oh, my god. Okay.
好吧 把它们放下 Alright, put them down.
哦 这就像玩一个..好的 Oh, it's like playing with a.. Alright.
吉姆 去钓鱼 Jim, go fish.
- 你在睡觉吗？ - 嗯？ - You sleepy? - Hm?
睡着的小兔子 你睡着了 Sleepy bunny. You sleepy..
- 嘿 - 什么事？ - Hey. - What's up?
- 你想进来吗？ - 当然 - You wanna come in? - Sure.
你和同性恋男孩一起出去玩吧？ You hang out with the gay boys, huh?
不是 他们是我兄弟的朋友 但.. Not really, they're my brother's friends, but..
肯定是什么假男子气概 Pseudo-macho dipshits if you ask me.
那么你去过的最喜欢的地方在哪里？ So where's your favorite place that you've traveled to?
墨西哥挺好的 Mexico's good.
再喝点这个 Wash it down with this.
好的 Okay.
- 你还好吗？ - 是的 - You alright? - Yeah.
别 停下 No. Stop.
不 我真的不想这样做 No, I don't really wanna do this.
- 没关系 - 不 我不想 - It's alright. - No, I don't want to.
不要.. Don't be..
不 没关系 没事 相信我 相信我 No, it's fine. It's fine. Trust me. Trust me.
停止 停止 Stop. Stop.
那么 嘿 伙计 Well, hey, hot stuff.
你看起来很棒 Mm. You looked great out there.
谢谢 稍等片刻 Thanks. Give me a sec.
麦迪？ Medina?
是啊 你怎么知道我是谁？ Yeah. And how do you know who I am?
我是阿德里安 I'm Adrian.
我一直和你爸爸住在一起 I've been living with your dad.
你不应该在这里 我哥哥会杀了你的 You shouldn't be here. My brother's gonna kill you.
那么我 - 我只想说 - Well, I -- i just wanna talk --
- 我不 - 那是.. - I don't. - That's..
我父亲送你来的吗？ Did my dad send you?
没有 No.
好 Good.
看起来风浪很大啊 Looks rough out there.
- 你还去冲浪么？ - 是的 我冲浪 - Do you even surf? - Yeah, I surf.
只比白色比基尼的那个女孩技术好一点 Just a little bit better than that girl in the white bikini.
也许尝试普拉特点 Maybe try Pratt point.
你知道么 这是搬到这里最糟糕的一点了 They're the worst part about moving here, you know.
我如何去普拉特？ How do I get to Pratt?
有人给你看 Someone has to show you.
哦 Oh.
珊迪 Sandy?
这是乔 乔斯皮克 It's Joe. Joe pitchuck.
我们刚才见了面 We met a while ago.
呃 我也在那里工作 Uh, I work at the, uh, coldwell banker too.
哦 Oh.
- 没事么？ - 哦 - You okay? - Oh.
是的 我 - 我很好 Yeah, I'm -- I'm great.
乔 一切都很棒 Everything is pretty terrific, Joe.
我对这篇文章感到抱歉 I'm sorry about the article.
是的 好吧 我可以想象一些非常不好的东西 Yeah, well, I can imagine some pretty dark things
但我不认为他会.. but I didn't think he would..
...为她买一个宫殿 ...buy a palazzo for her.
是的 这挺赚的 Yeah, it was quite a sale.
我知道 因为这个婊子偷了 I know 'cause, uh, that bitch stole
呃 这个列表上的东西 the, uh, listing right out from under me.
但是听我说 But listen to me.
你是一个非常了不起的女士 You're a really terrific lady.
这不是你的错 And this is no reflection on you, okay?
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你这样说 Thank you for saying that.
如果有什么你需要的 If there is anything you need
你知道 给我打个电话 you know, just give me a call.
这是我的电话号码 Here's my number.
天哪 乔 Gosh, Joe, those are
你说的话很感人 those are really kind words.
谢谢 Thank you.
没有人读那些东西 Nobody reads that stuff.
看看这些蘑菇 伙计 Check out these mushrooms, man.
相信我 你永远不会有那么多的乐趣 Trust me, you'll never have as much fun
在天文学 兄弟 in astronomy, bro.
- 是的 是啊 - 是的 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.
兄弟 不要这样做 Bro, don't do it.
兄弟 别他妈的呕掉啊 Bro, don't fucking throw up.
好的 吃吧 吃吧吃吧 Alright. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it.
兄弟 你会他妈的浪费它 You're gonna fucking waste it, bro.
- 吃了 - 没有他妈的方法 - Eat it. - No fucking way.
吃吧兄弟他妈的吃了 Eat it, bro. Fucking eat it.
这钱他妈的打水漂了 That's $20 in the fucking sink.
吃吧 好吗？ Eat it, okay?
全吃了 吃下去 Get it all. You want it all in there.
真恶心 Gross.
嘿 Hey.
我想给你看点东西 I wanna read you something.
好的 Okay.
A plus? A+?
你是天才 麦迪 You're a genius, Medina.
天才 A genius.
A plus. A+
在这里 读给我听吧 Here, read it to me. Read it to me.
“来自非洲的玛格博部落认为 "The marubo tribe from Africa believes
他们的部落中没有人能安全离开 - “ that no one in their tribe can ever safely leave --"
玛格博 marubo.
请注意 Pay attention.
“有时候 玛格博部落的小孩潜入开普敦 "Sometimes marubo children sneak away to cape town
“但长者更聪明 "but the elders are smart.
他们把每个人的灵魂都放在一个罐子里 “ They keep everyone's soul in a jar."
哇 灵魂瓶 Wow. Soul jar.
太酷了 That's cool.
“为了自己的灵魂 孩子们必须回来 "The kids have to come back for their souls.
“如果他们不的话 他们死的时候就没有灵魂了 "If they don't, they die soulless.
而且他们中的很多人都这么做 “ And a lot of them do."
真可悲 That's sad.
他们试图告诉我们 What they're trying to say is
没有什么比离开你的部落更糟 nothing's worse than leaving your tribe.
死亡都比这要好 Not even dying.
也许我们就应该生活在这里 Maybe we're the tribe of palos verdes.
你和我 You and me.
你守着我的灵魂 You keep my soul..
...我守着你的 ...and I keep yours.
无论如何 我们在一起 We stick together, no matter what.
孩子们！ Kids!
我有一个公告！ I have an announcement!
我们正在开始新的生活 We're starting a new life.
我们住在一个风景如画的地方 We are going to be surrounded by beauty.
我们的生活将很有风格 Our life will be one of style.
我们可以得到一个凉亭！ We could get a gazebo!
新的泳池家具 New set of pool furniture.
室内外的生活 It's indoor-outdoor living.
就是这样 That's what it is.
这就是为什么你搬到加州 That's why you move to California
我们将过上这样的生活 and we're gonna have it!
你喜欢游戏房吗？ Would you like a playhouse?
就是那种一个拥有一切的小房子 Like a little house with everything in it
这个尺寸没问题吧？ that's just the right size?
菲尔梅森 菲尔梅森 Phil Mason. Phil Mason.
它是黑色的 它是黑色的 菲尔梅森 It's black. It's black. Phil Mason.
有人可以给我打电话吗？ Can someone get me a telephone, please?
订购 Order.
没有 No.
你好 是的 Hello, yes. From the palisades collection.
国王大小的雪橇床 拥有沙滩般的感觉 King size sleigh bed with a beachy feel.
是的 床垫 Yes, with the mattress. Organic.
是 Yes.
你有5个？ You have a 5?
噢 看看谁为爸爸打扮 Oh, look who's all dressed up for daddy.
我没有打扮 吉姆 你准备好了吗？ I'm not dressed up. Jim, are you ready?
这只是晚餐 It's just dinner.
你以为你爸要带他新来的儿子？ You think your dad's gonna bring his new son?
爸爸真的想见你 Dad really wants to see you.
不 我已经结束了 No, I'm over it.
哦谢谢 看那个 Oh, thank you. Look at that.
那是一条鱼 对吧？ That's a whole fish right there, huh?
那是整条鱼 That's the whole fish.
你知道人类是唯一一个 Do you know that human beings are the only species
在吃东西之前和他们的猎物交往的物种 that befriend their prey before they eat them?
天啊 Oh, god.
- 开始了 - 嗯 - Here we go. - Hm.
我们也是唯一一个 We're also the only species
会开飞机 会做复杂手术的动物 that flies airplanes and transplant hearts.
你知道么 当你吃蔬菜的时候 你就杀了他们 You know, when you eat vegetables, you kill them.
妈妈 我不认为这是正确的 I don't think that's, uh, correct, mom.
阿德里安去了学校 Adrian goes to westridge, the brainbox school.
他将要学习动物科学 He's gonna study animal sciences
在秋天 如果他进了决赛 in the fall if he aces his finals.
- 所以 菲尔 - 嗯？ - So, Phil. - Hm?
这些家伙只允许白人加入这个俱乐部？ The guys only allow white people in this club?
- 不不不不 - 噢 我的天啊 - No, no, no, no. - Oh, my god.
什么？ What?
没有 No.
有杰里 There's Jerry.
- 有这些的声音 - 好吧 好吧 - There's the wongs. - Okay, well..
麦迪 你呢？ Medina, what about you?
你对什么感兴趣呢？ What are you interested in?
- 冲浪 - 是吗？ - Surfing. - Yeah?
真的很喜欢冲浪 Really like surfing a lot.
你喜欢冲浪？太棒了 You like surfing? That's great.
我冲浪一次 I surfed once.
我很好 但是我受伤了 I was pretty good, but then I got, like
下巴上缝了4针 所以... 4 stitches on my chin, so..
那么 我们通过了 Well, we got through that.
谢谢你的到来 Thank you for coming.
他是一个奇怪的人 是吧？ He's a strange one, huh?
是啊 他是 Yeah, he is.
嘿 我需要你 呃 Hey, I need you to, uh
跟你妈妈谈谈我的事情 talk to your mother about something for me.
我必须去巴黎参加医疗会议 I have to go to Paris for a medical conference.
艾娃从来没有见过里维埃拉 Ava's never seen the riviera.
嗯.. Um..
...你能告诉她你还好吗？ ...can you tell her you're okay with that?
你是对的？ You are, right?
是的 我可以跟她说话 Yeah, i could talk to her.
谢谢 我很感激 Thanks. I appreciate it.
- 对 我很快就会与你见面 - 好的亲 - Yup. I'll see you soon. - Okay, sweetie.
他甚至没有说再见 He didn't even say goodbye.
他不会离开一个星期 He doesn't leave for a week.
你应该打电话给他 You should call him.
真的？ Really?
我不知道 I don't know.
我试图和男孩们一起笑 I keep trying to laugh with the boys.
我所说的一切听起来都很怪异 Everything I say sounds weird and wrong.
就像有人通过我的嘴说话 Like someone's talking through my mouth.
你有没有这种感觉？ Do you ever feel that way?
是啊 Yeah.
有时候 我想 Sometimes, I guess.
我可以问你一个问题吗？ Can I ask you a question?
是啊 Yeah.
你喜欢冲浪吗？ Do you love surfing?
是啊 Yeah.
我的意思是 真的很喜欢它吗？ I mean, really love it?
是的 Yeah, I do.
我不 I don't.
当然 你真的很擅长 Of course, you do. You're so good at it.
那次我不应该打爸爸 I shouldn't have hit dad that time.
他现在恨我 He hates me now.
不 他没有 吉姆 No, he doesn't, Jim.
不错的地方 Nice spot.
你知道吗？我们去别的地方吧 You know what? Let's go somewhere else.
我可以告诉你一些事情 I can show you something.
那么他们在做什么？ So what are they doing?
他们正在把他们放回野外 They're putting them back into the wild.
他们带走营养不良的幼崽 They take malnourished pups
喂养他们3个月 and feed them back to health for 3 months
然后放他们走了 and then off they go.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
他们是如此可爱 They're so cute.
哇 Wow.
那么你呢 一个动物怪胎？ So what are you, an animal freak?
对 Yup.
我将成为一名野生动物兽医 I'm gonna be a wildlife vet.
这很酷 That's pretty cool.
我想你爸爸和我妈妈 I think this thing with your dad and my mom
它很糟糕 it sucks.
我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
你以为我爸爸会回来的 Do you think my dad's gonna come back
还是他们真的爱着对方？ or are they actually in love?
谁知道？ Who knows?
- 我讨厌毛巾女孩 - 嗯 - I hate the towel girls. - Mm.
- 他们裹着 - 一样的的毛巾 - They wear all match -- - all the matching towels.
观看受欢迎的人冲浪 Watch the popular guys surf.
我讨厌所有这里的人 I hate everyone in palos verdes.
说真的 你是我在这里遇到的唯一一个很酷的人 Seriously, you're the only cool person I met here.
你不能告诉任何人我们是朋友 You can't tell anyone that we're friends.
好的？ Okay?
我不会告诉任何人我们是朋友 I won't tell anyone we're friends.
我讨厌 And I hate people
不分享食物的人 who don't share their food.
那么 我通常讨厌吃我的食物的人 Well, I usually hate people who eat my food.
我真的很喜欢你 I really like you though.
我仍在啃薯片呢 I'm still chewing my chip.
要花一点时间 但他会感觉到的 It's taking a little while, but he'll feel
他休息后好多了 much better after he gets a little bit rested
我承诺 呃 - I promise. Um --
这是我的十几岁的女儿 this is my teenage daughter.
- 她都歇斯底里了 - 妈妈 - She's all hysterics. - Mom!
- 好的 - 发生了什么？是他 - - Okay. - What happened? Is he --
他很好 麦迪 他没事 he's fine, Medina. He's fine.
- 他在这里吗？ - 是的 但嘘 - Is he in here? - Yes, but shh.
呃 梅森夫人 如果我可以问你几个问题么 Uh, Mrs. Mason, if I may ask you a few questions.
好的 Okay.
你的儿子有没有用过 呃 酒精 Has your son been using, uh, alcohol
或药物最近？ or drugs lately?
绝对没有 Absolutely not.
他正处于很大的压力之下 He's just under a lot of stress.
他的父亲跟人私奔了 His father ran off with a skank.
我们没钱了 呃.. We're running out of money, uh..
你有没有考虑焦虑药物？ Have you considered anxiety medication?
哦 我有一个处方 谢谢 Oh, I have a prescription. Thank you.
对不起 我的意思是你的儿子 I'm sorry. I meant for your son.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
是啊 Yeah.
但你吓到我了 But you scared me..
...非常 ...so much.
别说了 吉姆 Please stop, Jim.
我很高兴你在这里 I'm really glad you're here.
嘿 Hey.
哇 Wow.
你来了- 来吧 来吧 - You came. - Come on. Come on.
我的天 Jesus Christ.
你感觉怎么样？ How are you feeling?
来吧 Come on.
我知道 这很难 I know that, uh, it's hard
当其他人都在这样做的时候 when everyone else is doing it.
只是不 对不对？ Just don't, right?
你比这聪明 You're smarter than that.
是啊 Yeah.
只是 - 只是愚蠢的 Just -- just stupid.
- 不会有下一次的 - 很好 - It won't happen again. - Good.
好 Good.
嘿 爸爸 我们可以和你们一起去巴黎吗？ Hey, dad, can we come to Paris with you guys?
哦 我的天 我觉得挺好的 Oh, my god. I would so love that.
是吗？ Yeah?
呃 这次旅行不是为了好玩 Um, this trip is not for fun.
你知道 这是一个医疗会议 You know, it's a -- it's a medical conference.
但下一次 咱们肯定去旅游 But next time, definitely yes.
是 Yes.
另外我不认为你的母亲会 Besides I don't think your mother would be
反应过激吧 too thrilled, right?
那边怎么样？她过得好吗？ How's it going over there? She doing okay?
当然 Sure.
你不会相信我得到的账单 You would not believe the bills that I'm getting.
她有没有关灯？ Does she ever turn the lights off?
我希望她不要吃药 I hope she's not off her meds.
爸爸 她不疯了 She's not crazy, dad.
她只是伤心 She's just sad.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
那么 我会打电话来检查你们 Well, I'm gonna call and check on you guys
每周 every week.
当我回家的时候 And when I get home
我们会把事情弄清楚 好吗？ we'll figure things out, alright?
爸爸 我真的不想 Dad, I really don't think
你去是一个好主意 it's a good idea that you go.
好的 Okay.
这是一次工作旅行 This is a work trip.
我必须在那里 好吗？ I have to be there, alright?
我将为吉姆树立一个好榜样 I'm gonna set a good example for Jim.
有人必须成为这里的成年人 Someone has to be an adult around here.
每个人都不会疯疯癫癫的 Everybody doesn't get to go bonkers.
嗨 梅森夫人 Hi, Mrs. Mason.
别去太久 儿子 Don't be long, son.
嘿 嘿 我很抱歉 我在这里 Hey. Hey, I'm sorry I'm here.
我 - 我希望这没让你觉得奇怪 I -- I hope it's not weird.
我昨晚没有收到你的消息 I just didn't hear from you last night.
我们应该出去 很担心 We were supposed to go out, so worried.
哦 不 这是.. Oh, no, it's..
我们刚刚...妈妈真的病了 We just had.. Mom's really sick.
不得不把送她去急救 Had to take her to the emergency, so..
哦好的 Oh, okay.
上帝 她生病了 God, she gets sick a lot.
是啊 Yeah.
这是一个非常漫长的夜晚 我应该.. It's been a really long night. I should..
哦 是的 是的 好吧 呃.. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, um..
- 休息一下 - 好的 - Get some rest. - Alright.
很多可怕的事情会发生 你知道吗？ A lot of terrible things could happen, you know?
你可以让她怀孕 You could get her pregnant.
她可以强迫你娶她 She could force you to marry her.
妈妈 我不结婚了 I'm not getting married, mom.
我太年轻了 I'm too young.
那么 这是我的观点 Well, that's my point.
我甚至不喜欢她 I don't even like her that much.
好.. Well..
那么花这么多时间和她在一起 ...then there's no point in spending so much time
没有意义 with her, is there?
亲爱的 我正在经历 Honey, I'm just going through
一段困难的时间 a rough patch, okay?
当你和我在一起的时候 它能帮助我很多 When you're with me, it helps me so much
因为你是一家之主 'cause you're the man of the house.
而你是一个比你以前的父亲更强的人 And you're more of a man than your father ever was.
所以 嘿 So, hey.
别再去医院了 好吗？ No more trips to the hospital, alright?
这并不好玩 That's not fun.
宝贝 直到我把我的脚放在我的脚下 Baby, it's just till i get my feet under me.
我保证 I promise.
我只是想照顾你们两个 I'm just trying to look after the two of you.
- 嗨 - 嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
我听吉姆说了发生的事 I heard what happened to Jim.
你还好吗？ You okay?
我觉得家里的人都不怎么样 I'm not sure anyone in the family's okay.
我很抱歉 我 - 我 - 我希望 I'm sorry, i -- I -- I wish
我现在可以过来 I could come over there right now.
是的 那很好 Yeah, that'd be nice.
所以 呃.. So, um..
当你去兽医学校的时候 ...when you going off to that veterinarian school?
呃 这是一个真正的学校 是的 Um, it's a real school, yes.
他们有兄弟会吗？ Do they have, like, fraternities?
你会加入一个兄弟会吧？ You're gonna join a frat?
呃 是的 当然 哦 你知道的 Well, yeah, of course, oh, you know
我喜欢描绘那个 I like picturing that.
你听说约翰尼操了凯利鲍勃？ Did you hear Johnny fucked Kelly Bob?
- 没有！ - 没办法 - No! - No way.
我向上帝发誓 I swear to god.
- 这些家伙是什么？哟 你不能在这里冲浪 - What are these guys? - Yo, you can't surf here.
- 嘿 宝贝 放松一下 - 呦 - Hey, babe, just relax. - Yo.
他妈的和这家伙？ Fuck's with this guy?
嘿 你不是在听我说话吗？ Hey, you're not fucking listening to me?
你不能在这里冲浪 You can't fucking surf here.
伙计 你不拥有这个他妈的海滩 Dude, you don't own this fucking beach.
- 他妈告诉你了！ - 下车！下车！ - Fucking told you! - Get off! Get off!
- 你在做什么？ - 来吧 下车！ - What are you doing? - Come on, get off!
- 放下我 - 他妈的 - Get off me. - Fuck off.
哇 Wow.
这很奇怪 This is weird.
他在床垫下面藏着几百万？ Does he hide millions under the mattress?
没有 No.
他们藏在冰箱里的哈密瓜里 They hide it in a fake cantaloupe in the fridge.
你喜欢它？ You like it?
是啊 Yeah.
昨晚很好 It was nice last night.
是的 是的 Yeah, it was.
我希望你不要惹上麻烦 I hope you don't get in trouble though
因为我 because of me.
不 我会好起来的 No, I'm gonna be fine.
我有我的窗户 所以.. I have my window, so..
我的天！ - 从车里出去 - Jesus! - Get out of the car.
等等 不 不 不要出去不要出去 Wait, no. No, don't get out. Don't get out.
麦迪 麦迪 没有 Medina. Medina. No.
- 他妈的你 混蛋！ - 停下来！ - Fuck you, asshole! - Stop it!
把他妈的从车里拿出来！ Get the fuck out of the car!
吉姆 停下来！ - 麦迪 - Jim, stop! - Medina.
嘿 你已经得到了我的爸爸！ Hey, you already got my dad!
- 回到车里 - 还不够吗？ - Get back in the car. - Isn't that enough?
- 我不认为我 - - 走吧！ - I don't think I -- - just go!
- 你留下他妈的 - - 停下来！停止！ - You stay the fuck -- - stop! Stop!
- 我答应你 好吗？ - 你没事？ - I promise you, okay? - You're okay?
我可以搞定这个 请走吧 好的？ I can handle this. Please just go. Okay?
吉姆 Jim.
吉姆 吉姆 Jim. Jim.
我以为你逃跑了 伙计 I thought you ran away for good, man.
吉姆 Jim.
吉姆 停下来 - 请不要离开我 - Jim, stop. - Please don't leave me.
- 看我怎么样 - 吉姆 - Look how I am. - Jim.
我在这里 好吗？好的？ I'm right here, okay? Okay?
好的？ Okay?
吉姆 你是我所拥有的一切 You're all I've got, Jim.
你是我所拥有的一切 You're all I've got.
是的 我很好 我很好 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
那么 你会和我一起来吗？ Well, you gonna come with me?
你会继续疯狂吗？ Are you gonna keep acting all crazy?
- 是的 是的 继续 - 进来 - Yeah. Yeah, go on. - Come in.
- 进来 - 是的 - Come in. - Yeah.
来吧 吉姆 你很好 好吗？ Come on, Jim. You're good, okay?
- 好的 - 好的 - Okay. - Okay.
请留言 Otherwise leave a message at the tone.
嘿 爸爸 呃.. Hey, dad, uh..
我一直在打电话给你 ...I've been trying to call you.
也许你的手机在国外没法工作 Maybe your phone doesn't work there.
嗯.. Um..
...我不知道 我担心吉姆 ...i don't know. I'm worried about Jim.
爸爸 这是 - 紧急 It's -- it's -- it's urgent, dad.
什么事如此紧迫？ What's so urgent?
我希望你父亲不要教你说谎 I hope your father isn't teaching you to lie like him.
我担心吉姆 I'm worried about Jim.
妈妈 我很担心他 I'm worried about him, mom.
我 - 我正在照顾吉姆 I'm -- I'm taking care of Jim.
你不用担心吉姆 You don't need to worry about Jim.
什么？ What?
妈妈 你没有照顾他 You're not taking care of him, mom!
好吧 他是在你他妈的脸前 Okay, he's right in front of your fucking face
他不好！ and he's not okay!
你为什么这样跟我说话？ Why are you talking to me like this?
我是他的母亲！ I am his mother!
无论如何 你整夜都在外面！ And you're out all night, anyway!
你知道什么？你是荡妇吗？ What do you know? Are you a slut?
我听到您的电脑在凌晨2点响起 I hear your computer ringing at 2:00 in the morning.
- 什么样的人 - - 嘿 嘿 - What kind of person -- - hey, hey.
一个了不起的人 An amazing person.
- 一个伟大的人 - 别说了！ - A great person. - Cut it out!
告诉你的妹妹 不要再跟我斗了！ Tell your sister to stop fighting me!
吉姆 来吧 我们去冲浪吧 Jim, come on. Let's go surf.
不 不 现在是星期六 No, no, no, it's Saturday.
吉米 这是我们的一天 我们有很多事情要做 Jimmy, it's our day. We have so much to do.
吉姆 她对待你就像你是她的丈夫 Jim, she treats you like you're her husband
即使你不是！ even though you're not!
你怎么敢？ How dare you?
我不！ I do not!
别说了 小姐！ Take it back, young lady!
- 吉姆 - 嗯 - Jim. - Hmm.
吉姆 醒来 Jim, wake up.
我们去冲浪吧 Let's go surf.
小心一点 这是全新的 Be careful with that. It's brand-new.
这是全新的 就在 It's brand-new. Right in.
哦 太好了 Oh, great.
应该有很大的事情 There should be big things.
应该有几个床头板 There should be a couple of headboards
和几个大地毯 and a couple of big rugs.
你知道吗？这沙发可以走了 You know what? This couch can go.
只要把它拿走 Just give it away.
拉尔夫·劳伦 只是.. Ralph Lauren. From neiman Marcus. Just..
我在这里的唯一一个 I'm live here in the exclusive
有门控的社区生活 gated community of palos verdes.
还有一场火灾 Yet another firebreak
这个在水晶湾里 and this one in crystal cove.
一位居民报告看到一个男人 A resident reported seeing a man
很高 可能是拉丁裔 行动敏捷 described as tall, possibly latino and fast.
我们已经能够 追踪 那个居民 And we've been able to track down that resident..
麦迪！ Medina!
你做了什么？ What did you do?
坐下 Have a seat.
我给你一个礼物 I got you a gift.
当当！ Ta-da!
哦谢谢 Oh, thank you.
这是吉姆的想法 It was Jim's idea.
1, 2. 1 2
我们可以再次成为一个家庭 We can be a family again.
哦 Oh.
顺便说一下 现在的房子.. By the way, the house now..
这是一个美丽的东西 ...it's a thing of beauty.
- 你喜欢它？ - 你是个艺术家 - You like it? - You're an artist.
哦谢谢 你太贴心了 Oh, thank you. You're too sweet.
潮起潮落 The tide's turning.
我的情绪正好 My sentiments exactly.
嗯 Hm.
由于这些火灾 我有3个提议全部撤回 I had 3 offers withdrawn all because of these fires
而且 - 这让我没法做生意了 这很疯狂 and -- and it's killing my business. It's crazy.
那么 你知道这是什么吗？对这里的人民来说 Well, you know what it is? It's a plague
这是一场瘟疫 on the people of palos verdes
为了他们的贪婪 为了他们的交易 for their greed, for their trade
他们年轻人就是这么想的 and for the younger model philosophy.
我的意思是 周围发生了什么 I mean, what goes around comes around.
有人应该 Someone should take a match
把整个地方烧掉 and burn the whole place down.
更多什么？ More what?
土豆？沙拉？ Potatoes? Salad?
嗯 那不会很好 Mm, that wouldn't be very good
为了我的生意 是吗？ for my business now, would it?
那么 你是谁说的 Well, you're the one who said it.
乔斯帕克 致力于提高 Joe pitchuck, dedicated to raising
社区的价值 the values of the community.
那么 我说这是献给 提高 Well, I said dedicated to, uh, raising
社区的财产价值 the property values of the community.
我 - 我 - 我不认为人们如此糟糕 I -- I -- I don't think the people are so bad.
我的意思是.. I mean..
他们是我的朋友 桑迪 ...they're my friends, Sandy.
那么 我想现在把房子放在市场上 Well, I guess now wouldn't be the best time
这不是最好的时间 孩子？ to put the house on the market, huh, kids?
算了 Shoot.
等一下 Hold on there a sec.
这是一个特殊的财产 你知道吗？ This is one special property, you know?
我们可以有.. We could have..
这所房子明天就开卖了 ...this house listed in, like, tomorrow.
你没有问我要去哪里 You didn't ask me where I'm going.
我以为我知道 I thought I knew.
好的 桑迪 Okay, Sandy.
我们不要谈论这事 Let's please not talk about it.
哦 吉姆 我想.. Oh, Jim, I think..
我想也许你应该把先生护送出去 I think maybe you should escort Mr. pitchuck out.
什么？ What?
嗯.. Um..
没关系 咳咳 It's okay. Ahem.
妈妈？ Mom?
你的母亲 乐观主义者 Your mother, the optimist.
哦 我真笨 Oh, I'm so dumb.
妈妈 没关系 It's okay, mom.
我住在 I'm live here in the exclusive
门控社区 gated community of palos verdes
与克里斯汀·道尔顿 他也是这里的一个房主 with Kristen Dalton, a homeowner out here.
克里斯汀 你的想法？ And Kristen, your thoughts?
我们的房子比现在好得多 Our house is way nicer than hers now.
也许我们会很幸运 纵火犯 Maybe we'll get lucky and the arsonist
会烧毁你父亲的房子 will burn down your father's house.
我们这里没有犯罪 We don't have crime here.
自1916年以来 我们这里一起犯罪都没有 We haven't even had a crime since 1916.
我的意思是 我离开 离开这种狗屎 I mean, I left encino to get away from this kind of shit.
好吧 好吧 谢谢你跟我们说话 Okay, alright, well, thanks for talking to us.
现在我得到了另外一场火灾的报道 And now I'm getting reports of another fire.
看看它 Look at it go.
如果它来到这里呢？ What if it comes here?
我们将跳入海洋 We'll jump in the ocean.
你到底在这干什么？ What the hell are you doing here?
我找不到你 I couldn't reach you.
- 我告诉过你不要 - - 麦迪！ - I told you not to -- - Medina!
我有东西给你看 I have something to show you.
你好吗？ You okay?
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
到底是怎么回事？ What's going on?
想离开这里？ Wanna get out of here?
在那个海滩上 On that beach.
冲浪 Surf.
- 走开 - 我不能这样做 - Just get away. - I can't do this.
为什么？为什么 为什么不呢？ Why? Why, why not?
为了吉姆 我必须在那里 I have to be there for Jim.
你知道 我们没有 - 我们没有太多时间 You know, we don't -- we don't have much time.
我知道 I know.
你要走了 他要留下 You're leaving and he's staying.
我得走了 I have to go.
我只是对你父亲说过话 I just spoke to your father.
这不起作用 This isn't working.
嗯.. Um..
他决定.. He's decided..
麦迪 你要去和他呆在一起 Medina, you're gonna go stay with him
一段时间 for a while.
吉姆 你会留在这里 Jim, you'll stay here.
这就是我们将如何前进 And that's how we'll move forward.
我就知道 I knew it.
吉姆 她在骗你 Jim, she's lying to you.
爸爸绝对不会这样说的 Dad would never say that.
我会打电话给他 I'm gonna call him.
你正在联系菲尔梅森博士了 You've reached Dr. Phil Mason.
如果这事事关生命安危 If this is a life-threatening
紧急情况 挂断电话 打911 emergency, hang up and call 911.
否则留言 Otherwise leave a message at the tone.
吉姆 Jim.
我们离开这里 Let's get out of here.
请让我睡觉 Please just let me sleep.
我真的是这个意思 吉姆 I really mean it, Jim.
我们要上车 我们要开车 We're gonna get in the car and we're gonna drive.
我们会从这里离开这个地狱 We're gonna get the hell away from here.
想去哪就去哪 We can go to all the places we talked about.
吉姆 你是我的部落 You're my tribe, Jim.
就你和我两个人 好的？ It's just you and me. Okay?
好的 Okay.
你说得对 麦迪 You're right, Medina.
- 我很抱歉 - 没关系 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay.
这里 Here.
我希望它不必是这样的 I wish it didn't have to be like this.
我知道 I know.
我希望我们能庆祝.. I wish we could celebrate..
...某种程度上来说 ...in some way.
庆祝什么？ Celebrate what?
我们都离开这个地方 We're both getting away from this place.
是的 我们是 Yeah, we are.
谢谢 Thank you.
祝你好运 Good luck.
嘿 Hey.
对不起 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
你兴奋吗？ You excited?
我感觉很棒 I feel so great.
你为什么要这样看我？ Why are you looking at me like that?
你为什么这样看着我？ Why are you looking at me like that?
停止 Stop.
好的 Okay.
嘿 我有东西给你看 Hey, I've got something to show you.
- 我有东西 - 吉姆 停下来 - I got something -- - Jim, stop.
快来抢你的包吧 Come grab your bag.
- 来吧！ - 好的 - Come on! - Okay.
来吧 Come on.
风暴正在移动 Storm's moving in.
这是一个标志 It's a sign.
来吧 吉姆 我们得走了 Come on, Jim, we gotta go.
麦迪 Medina.
如果我搞砸了 我很抱歉 I'm sorry if I fucked things up.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
没关系 吉姆 但我们得走了 好吗？ It's okay, Jim, but we gotta go, okay?
她说有人应该把这个地方烧掉 She said someone should burn the place down.
吉姆 记得我们谈过的话 Jim, remember what we talked about.
我们会从这里得到地狱 We're gonna get the hell out of here.
你不需要这样做！ You don't need to do that!
我知道我在做什么 I know what I'm doing.
我爱你 麦迪 I love you, Medina.
不 吉姆 妈妈！ No, Jim. Mom!
结束了 It's over.
它真的结束了 It's really over.
消防部门找到了吉姆 The fire department found Jim
他们很高兴能够宣布 They were pleased to be able to announce
纵火犯已经被抓住了 that the pv arsonist had been caught
秩序会再一次 and that law and order would once again
回到平静的状态 return to peaceful palos verdes.
你有没有看到他开火？ Did you ever see him start a fire?
当我们找到你的儿子时 他正在游荡 When we found your son, he was wandering
迷失方向自言自语 disoriented talking to himself.
他不知道他在哪里 He didn't know where he was
我不能回答任何问题 and wasn't able to answer any questions.
我们找到了可卡因 We found Vicodin and cocaine
在他身上 in his possession.
他似乎神志不清 He appears to have had a substance-induced
可能是精神病发作 psychotic episode or break.
年轻的大脑更敏感 Young brains are more susceptible.
特别是环境压力太大 Especially to environmental stressors.
你要把他留在这里多久？ How long -- how long do you want to keep him here?
我们需要把他留在这里一会儿 We're gonna need to keep him here for a while.
我想每个人都需要一个调整期 I think everyone's gonna need an adjustment period.
好的 Okay.
我找到你了 I got you something.
你好吗？ How are you doing?
他们找到了纵火犯 They found the arsonist.
这是一个打网球的 It was a tennis dad.
那有多疯狂？ How crazy is that?
对不起 我以为是你 I'm sorry that I thought it was you.
你吓到我了 You scared me.
我不知道你在想什么 I didn't know what you were thinking anymore.
我现在感觉很平静 I feel very peaceful now.
我马上就要离开这个地方了 I'm gonna leave this place soon.
我们要让你离开这个地方 We're gonna get you out of this place.
我们要去旅行 We're gonna go on a trip.
我们每天都在冲浪的地方 Somewhere where we're surfing every day.
我们将会在温暖的水中 And we're gonna be in warm water.
我们要去所有的地方去 We're gonna go to all the places
你谈过的那些地方 that we talked about.
我会想念那些大冬天的波浪 I'm gonna miss those big winter waves.
我很爱你 I love you so much, weirdo.
哦 Oh.
我那么爱你 I love you so much.
嗯 Hm.
房产销售很快 Property sells fast in pv.
草坪必须是绿色的 People like that the grass must be green
并修建的很好 and cut attractively.
所有的屋顶必须由红瓦组成 That all the roofs must be made of red tile
每个房子的墙壁 and the walls of each house
必须每3年涂一次 must be painted every 3 years.
每天都维护电视海滩 The pv beaches were maintained daily.
这个城市使用了特殊的机器 The city used special machines
把那个沙子清理干净 混合起来 to clean the sand that thresh, mix
然后变成晶体 and spit out the crystals
变成完美无瑕的白色粉末 into immaculate, fine white powder.
这是发现吉姆的机器之一 It was one of these machines that found Jim
在卡布里洛海滩躺着 lying face down at cabrillo beach
在半岛南部15英里处 15 miles south of the pv peninsula.
他滥用了一个混合不良的混合物 He overdosed on a bad mixture
处方药被他偷走了 of prescription drugs he had stolen.
他的心脏刚刚停止跳动 His heart just stopped beating.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我的整个人生只有2天 There were only 2 days in my entire life
我没有看到吉姆 that I didn't see Jim.
我无法想象没有他的人生 I couldn't imagine a life without him.
我的父亲希望我能跟他一起搬进去 My father wants me to move in with him.
他说我应该过上好的日子 He says I deserve every advantage.
他希望我能教他冲浪 He hopes I can teach him to surf.
我的母亲从约书亚树那里打来电话 My mother calls from Joshua tree.
她说她现在正在寻求帮助 She says she's getting help now.
我们可以开始一个全新的生活 That we can start a whole new life
我的新房子随时准备就绪 and that my new room is ready whenever I am.
我要离开 .. I'm leaving pv..
...一个人 ...alone.
我要冲浪 I'm going to surf the world
就像吉姆和我曾经谈过的一样 just like Jim and I had talked about.
夏威夷 巴厘岛 爪哇和墨西哥 Hawaii, Bali, java and Mexico.
我没有行程 I have no itinerary.
没有计划返回 No plans to return.
也许我的部落是在那里的地方 Maybe my tribe is out there somewhere.
大洋是我所属的地方 The ocean is where I belong.
我最后一次跟吉姆说再见 I say goodbye to Jim one last time
从海湾 from the bay.
我知道 无论我走到哪里 吉姆都会看着我 I know that Jim will be watching me wherever I go
脸上带着巨大的笑容 with a huge smile on his face.
有很多东西需要注意 There's a lot for you to watch out for
在海洋中 in the ocean.
鲨鱼 水果 水母 Sharks, rays, riptides, jellyfish
不可预知的电流 “ and unpredictable currents.
但是 遇到危险的话 这里有一些补救措施 But here's some remedies for its dangers.
当你被水母蜇伤的时候 When you get stung by a jellyfish
立即撒尿 pee immediately on the sting.
尿酸能缓解疼痛 Uric acid will soothe the pain.
管道胶带几乎可以解决所有问题 Duct tape can pretty much fix everything.
一件撕开的潜水衣 一个板子 A ripped wetsuit, a dinged board.
而且如果你被扫到一个大浪里 And if you get swept into a riptide
尽量保持冷静 try to remain calm
然后向地平线游过去 then swim like hell with the horizon.
除此之外 它是纯粹的魔法 Other than that, it's pure magic.