繁转简：不是罗斯 合并双语：不是罗斯
网飞原创剧集
徙弟
历经种种时光 Pass through different times
全部留在身后 Leave them all behind
包车旅游
全部留在身后 Leave them all behind
诸事不顺 第一季 第八集
波林高中
你知道吗？我真不敢相信 我们真的要在这里拍 You know, I can't believe we're actually doing this.
美国
-谢谢你 -谢我爸吧 -Thank you. -Thank my dad.
是他帮我们安排的 He's the one who hooked us up.
-麦怪胎 -怎样？ -McWeird. -What?
多明尼格斯岩石区 我们来了 Dominguez Rocks! Here we come!
看来有人刚看完《魔女游戏》 It looks like someone saw The Craft.
对不起 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
没关系 还有一个人还没来 史达格鲁夫 No, it's all good. We're waiting on one more, Stargrove.
事实上 大家都到了 Actually, um, we're all here.
什么叫大家都到了？ What do you mean?
等等 泰勒 为什么你穿着奥利佛的大衣？ Tyler, why are you wearing Oliver's trench coat?
请你们不要迁怒传话的人 但是 So, don't shoot the messenger, but...
他怎样？ He what?!
"给亲爱的泰勒 纽约在呼唤我 "Dear Tyler, New York calls.
总有一天你会跟我一样展翅高飞" One day, like me, you'll soar."
天啊 那愚蠢的王八蛋 God, stupid son of a bitch.
我不敢相信他真的这样做了 I still can't believe he actually did it.
纽约的辣妹一定会让那小子吃不消 Those New York City hotties are gonna be all over that kid.
让我搞清楚 我要开车载你们一路开到洛杉矶 Wait, so let me get this straight. I'm driving you kids all the way to LA
好让你们的电影取景 但你们的主角却不在场？ to shoot a scene from your movie, and your lead isn't even here?
-不如现在掉头吧 -不 -Better just turn around now. - No.
我是不会让某些自以为了不起的傻瓜 I am not letting some egomaniacal douchebag
阻挠我一直以来努力的一切 get in the way of everything I've been working for.
我们努力的一切 我们会想办法的 对吧？ Everything we've been working for. We'll figure this out. Right?
-对 没错 -那好 -Yeah. Totally. -Yeah, okay.
好 所以在回到 格伦普同奈星球的路上 So, um, maybe on the way back
太空船通过了类似小行星带的东西 to Gloptonia the ship passes through, like, an asteroid belt.
有颗小行星打中太空船 杀了奥利佛 An asteroid hits the ship, killing Oliver.
-我可以接受 -但他不是应该到最后才死吗？ -Works for me. -But isn't he supposed to die at the end?
或许他穿过了会改变形体的气体 Maybe he passes through a cloud of shape-shifting gas
只对男性产生作用 that affects males only,
-改变了他的外表 -这样也行啊 -and it changes his appearance. -That could work.
当太空船着陆时 波洛格不再由奥利佛饰演 So when the ship lands, Blorg is no longer played by Oliver,
而是由 but instead played by...
好吧 我来演 但我要全部改写 还要独立感谢画面 Fine, I'll do it. But I get a page one rewrite and sole credit.
不 我来演吧 No, I'll do it.
奥利佛把外套给我了 这一定代表什么 Oliver gave me his coat. That means something.
你已经在电影有角色了 小子 反正你也记不得台词 You're already in the movie. You can't remember your lines as it is.
我知道我的台词是什么 丹尼斯罗德曼 I know my lines, Dennis Rodman.
我来演吧 I'll do it!
麦奎德 真的吗？ McQuaid, really?
对 我在片中还没出现过 Yeah, I haven't been in the film yet.
我的演技可能很烂 And my acting's probably garb,
也许会产生另一种层次的笑点 but maybe that will provide a new layer of humor.
我是说 我是唯一合理的人选 I mean, I'm... I'm the only logical choice.
好吧 麦奎德 是时候到幕前啦 All right, McQuaid. Way to step it up.
但 这一定会很棒的 But... this is gonna be great.
有人有带音乐吗？ Did anyone bring any music?
这里有一卷录音带 There's a tape up there.
你知道你跟伊曼琳有吻戏吧？ You do know you have a kissing scene with Emaline, right?
我清楚得不得了 Oh, I'm very aware of that.
太好了 是王牌合唱团 Oh, sweet. Ace of Base.
什么？ What?
不 No.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
你想做什么都可以 只要你好好把握当下 You can do what you want Just seize the day
不管你做什么 明天都会一样美好 What you're doing tomorrow's Gonna come your way
不准有放弃的念头 Don't you ever consider giving up
你会发现 You will find
喔 Oh...
人生多么美好 It's a beautiful life
喔 Oh-oh-oh-oh
人生多么美好 It's a beautiful life
喔 Oh-oh-oh-oh
人生多么美好 It's a beautiful life
喔 Oh-oh-oh-oh
我只想在这里 跟你在一起 I just want to be here beside you
"百战百胜 Victorious!
地球上的干酪贩子总有一天会后悔 Cheese Mongers of Earth shall rue the day
是他们惹上了伟大的波洛格 they provoked the mighty Blorg.
札琴达 我的爱 你怎么说你雄壮威武的未婚夫？" Zarginda, my love, what say you of your studly betrothed?
不行 兄弟 你要这样说 No, dude, you gotta say it like this:
"札琴达 我的爱" "Zarginda, my love..."
咻 Schwing!
等等 泰勒 你去买些汽水过来 好吗？ Wait. Tyler, can you grab us some sodas, please?
我包包里有零钱 The change is in my bag.
谢谢你 Thank you.
路克 我们聊一下吻戏好吗？ Luke, can we talk about the kiss?
怎样？ What about it?
一到十分 热情度要几分？ How passionate should it be on a scale of one to ten?
-我觉得应该要把它变成卖点 -等一下 -I think we really need to sell it. -Wait a minute.
这是你的初吻 对吧？ This is your first kiss, isn't it?
对 重点是什么？ Yes, your point?
真是的 老兄 Uh, dude!
你知道这会永存在录像带中吧？ You know it's gonna be on tape forever.
总有一天你可以给你的孩子看 如果你想要的话 You could show it to your kids one day. If you want to.
真棒 Great.
对了 伊曼琳 Hey, Emaline...
我知道你现在大概没心情聊天 I know you're probably not in the mood to talk.
我只想说奥利佛的事情 我很遗憾 I just want to say I'm sorry about Oliver.
不论如何 像那样离开你的人 Someone who would just leave you like that...
不值得继续谈感情 wasn't worth it to begin with.
你怎么办到的？ How do you do it?
办到什么？ Do what?
对你来说好像很轻松 It's like it's so easy for you.
我不确定我知道你在说什么 I'm not sure I know what you're referring to.
你就这样活着 You just exist.
你都不用为了迁就别人 改变自己 You don't have to be anything for anybody.
这样是好事吗？ Is that a good thing?
当然是了 Of course, it is.
对我来说 我一直都是奥利佛的女朋友 For me, I've always just been Oliver's girlfriend.
疯婆子 Psycho chick.
但现在他走了 就像 Now that he's gone, it's like...
那我要做什么呢？ what am I even doing?
我喜欢成为众人焦点 这点我承认 I like the attention. I'm not gonna lie.
但我想内心深处 我 But I think deep down I just...
我只想要成为他的焦点 I wanted his attention.
你知道他怎么告诉我要离开的事吗？ You know how he told me he was leaving?
他没说 He didn't.
他爸爸打给我 问我知不知道他在哪里 His dad called me and asked if I knew where he was.
对他来说 我只是道具 I was just a prop to him.
我好可悲 I'm so pathetic.
不 你完全是可悲的相反 No, you're the opposite of pathetic.
你很有趣 You're funny.
你很有自信 You're confident.
跟他相比 你演技好太多了 You're a way better actor than he ever was.
这倒是 That's true.
你为什么要对我这么好？ Why are you being so nice to me?
我以前对你很坏 I was a total bitch to you.
对 你为什么以前要对我这么坏？ Yeah, why were you so mean to me?
我不知道 I don't know.
-也许是因为我有点嫉妒 -嫉妒我？ -Maybe I was a little bit jealous. -Of me?
对啊 Yes.
你那么酷 而且很自然 You're so cool, and you don't even try.
-有够烦的 -我才不酷 -It's annoying. -I am not cool.
才怪 你很酷 Yes, you are.
-不 才没有 -明明就有 -No, I'm not. -Yes, you are.
你觉得自己不酷 这样更酷了 这样很可爱 You're cooler for thinking that you aren't. It's really cute.
我觉得你是我遇过最性感 最有魅力的人了 I think you're the most sexy and attractive person I've ever met.
你真的这样想吗？ You really think so?
我觉得你很完美 I think you're perfect.
好恶心 Disgusting!
我在巴士的地板上 找到我的牙齿固定架 I found my retainer on the floor of the bus.
巴士啊 The bus!
我的牙齿要永远歪七扭八了 My teeth are gonna be crooked forever.
你们刚刚聊到哪里？ So, what's crack-a-lackin?
不管你做什么 明天都会一样美好 What you're doing tomorrow's Gonna come your way
不准有放弃的念头 Don't you ever consider giving up
你会发现 You will find,
人生多么美好 It's a beautiful life
喔 Oh-oh-oh-oh
人生多么美好 It's a beautiful life
喔 Oh-oh-oh-oh
我们到了 We're here.
太不可置信了 Unreal.
好了 各位 来卸货吧 All right, guys, let's unload!
测试 一 二 三 Testing. One, two, three.
-收音情形呢？清楚吗？-很清楚 -How are the levels? Fresh? -Fresh.
-第几幕了？-21-G -What scene's this? -21-G.
对了 字迹很好看 Nice penmanship, by the way.
路克 这怎么样？ Luke, how's this?
"你为何来此 你这凡人傻瓜" "Why did you come here, you mortal fool."
不 兄弟 你嘴里的味道就像 No. Dude, your breath it's like...
-我嘴里的味道像什么？-找些喉糖来吃就对了 马上吃 -My breath is like what? -Just find some Binaca, stat.
我要去哪找喉糖？ Where am I gonna find Binaca?
摄影机准备好 Roll camera.
准备好了 Rolling.
第21-G幕 第一次拍摄 Scene 21, Guatemala. Take one.
准备 Ready and...
等等 你们几个小孩在这干嘛？ Hey! What are you kids doing?
在这里拍片需要许可证 You need a permit to film up here.
问个很随机的问题 就是 你会皮肤过敏吗？ Totally random question, but, um, do you have any skin allergies?
你这个愚蠢的人类 Oh, you foolish human.
你将感受到波洛格司令的怒气 You shall feel the wrath of Commander Blorg.
卡 Cut!
-怎么样？你确定吗？-很棒 -How was it? -Oh, it was great.
-我可以再来一次 -不 为什么要挑战完美呢？ -You sure? I could do it again. -No. Why toy with perfection?
太好了 很棒 Great. Wonderful.
第25-Q幕 第三次拍摄 Twenty-five, quizzical. Take three.
开拍 Action.
抓住他 Get him.
-我想应该喊卡了 -卡 -That's a cut. -Cut.
只有我才能喊卡 I'm the only one that says "cut."
第25-D幕 第二次拍摄 Scene 25, double-dare, take two.
-要演得像帕西诺和狄尼洛 -抓住他 -Give me Pacino, give me De Niro! -Get him.
你那样比较像克里斯多夫华肯 Dude, that's Christopher Walken.
卡 Cut!
拜托 麦奎德 要更愤怒 Come on, McQuaid. Mad! Mad! Mad!
抓住他 Get him!
就是这样 卡 That's the one. Cut! We got it.
拍到了 But somehow The vital connection is made
好了 各位 接下来是重要吻戏画面 Oh, guys, this is the big kiss scene.
不要有压力 No pressure.
口香糖？ Gum?
谢谢 Thanks.
好了 All right!
开拍 And action!
百战百胜 Victorious!
地球上的干酪贩子总有一天会后悔 Cheese mongers of Earth shall rue the day
是他们惹上了伟大的波洛格 they provoked the mighty Blorg.
札琴达 我的爱 你怎么说你雄壮威武的未婚夫？ Zarginda, my love, what say you of your studly betrothed?
为爱情与责任所困 Bound by duty and love,
我会说你不像格伦普同奈人 你更像神 I say you're more God than Gloptonite.
邪教合唱团
卡 And cut!
大家为麦奎德鼓鼓掌 Give it up for McQuaid.
-亲得很不错 -你也是 -That was some good kissing. -Same to you.
今天就到这 太棒了 来打包吧 That's a wrap! Wow! Let's pack it up.
你确定不用再拍一次吗？ You sure we don't need another take?
我可以再拍一次 为了保险起见 I could do another take for... For safety.
-都拍好了 -对 -We got it. -Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
凯特 Kate.
跟我们一起游泳 Come swim with us.
我现在不行 抱歉 晚一点好了 I, uh, I can't right now. I'm sorry. Maybe later.
-路克 -怎样？ -Hey. -What.
跟我来 Come with me.
好吧 Okay.
凯特 等一下 Oh, Kate, hold up.
我们要干嘛？ What are we doing?
你知道我们离好莱坞 只有40分钟车程吗？ Did you know we're only 40 minutes away from Hollywood?
好像是 I guess so.
想要来个秘密行动吗？ Up for a little covert operation?
你真坏 Bad ass.
清水旅店
伊曼琳 我买了一瓶激浪给你 Uh, Emaline, I got you a Mountain Dew.
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
我在想你想不想 跟我一起在我的房间看电视 I was wondering if you wanted to watch television with me in my room.
用袜子打手枪吧 Go beat off into a sock.
老兄 我找到一间游戏间 你想打乒乓球吗？ Dude, I found a game room. Want to play ping-pong?
-你自己玩吧 -对 不错 -Play with yourself. - Yeah, good one.
你想的话 我可以跟你一起玩 I'll play if you want.
你厉害吗？ Are you any good?
不是很厉害 Not really.
那算了 Forget about it.
日落大道 400公尺 好莱坞大道
人生多么美好 It's a beautiful life
喔 Oh-oh-oh-oh
人生多么美好 It's a beautiful life
喔 Oh-oh-oh-oh
人生多么美好 It's a beautiful life
喔 Oh-oh-oh-oh
我只想在这里 跟你在一起 I just want to be here beside you
波林高中
百视达
这是什么？ What is this?
中继站 A pit stop.
我在想我们去看多莉艾莫丝那天晚上 你说的话 I was thinking about what you said the night we went to see Tori Amos.
我想我们都说了些我想忘记的话 Oh, I think we both said some things I'd rather forget.
我是说 你爸的事情 I mean, about your dad.
你说你希望多认识他一点 You said you wished you knew him better.
现在是你的机会 Well, now's your chance.
那是他 That's him.
-你是怎么 -电话簿 -How did you... -Phone book.
他室友告诉我他工作的地点 His roommate told me where he worked.
欢迎来到百视达 Welcome to Blockbuster.
糟糕 Oh.
好吧 Okay.
需要帮你找什么吗？ Hey, could I help you find anything?
不 不用了 No, thanks. I'm good.
好的 你不需要害羞 如果需要帮助 我叫李洛伊 Okay, well, you don't have to be shy. If you do need help, my name is Leroy.
-好 -只要打声招呼就好 - Okay. - Just, uh, call out.
好 谢谢 All right, thanks.
-你拿了哪些？-有推荐的吗？ - What do you got there? - Any good?
不 Oh, no.
如果你想看真正好看的吸血鬼电影 If you want to see an actually good vampire flick,
那要看这部《恶夜追杀令》 check this one out: From Dusk Till Dawn.
-好 -很好看 -Oh, okay. -So good.
结局 会让你大吃一惊 兄弟 The ending... it is gonna blow your mind, man.
太棒了 多谢了 兄弟 Nice, thanks, man.
你好 小家伙 Hey, little man.
你需要帮助吗？ You, uh, need some help?
你有特别在找什么吗？ Are you looking for something in particular?
-怎么了？-开车吧 - What happened? -Drive.
-你还好吗？-开车就对了 -Are you okay? -Just drive.
等等 路克 你可以跟我说 怎么了？ Wait. Luke, you can talk to me, you know. What happened?
-没怎么了 -这才不叫没怎么了 -Nothing happened. -This is not nothing.
好 我是对的 我爸是混蛋 谢谢你帮我确认 Fine. I was right. My dad's an asshole. Thank you for the confirmation.
-他说什么了？-我只想睡觉 -What did he say? -I just want to go to bed, Kate.
-路克 跟我聊聊 拜托 -你知道吗？这真是太棒了 -Luke, talk to me, please. -You know what? It's kind of amazing.
你不是我女朋友 以后也不会是 You're not my girlfriend, as never gonna be.
但你却能找到新办法来让我心碎 and yet you keep finding new ways to break my heart.
你想帮忙 就先离我远一点 You wanna help? You can start by leaving me alone.
-谢谢你 -有空要写信给我 -Thank you. -Write me some time.
好 我会的 Yeah. I'll do that.
好 Yeah.
字幕翻译：简宥箴