主演：切维·切斯
丹·艾克罗伊德
片名：光棍出差
史蒂夫·弗罗斯特
唐娜·迪克松
布鲁斯·戴维森
伯尼·凯西
导演：约翰·兰迪斯
我有一个来自nat-sat打印室的重要包裹 I have a package from the nat-sat printing room.
你为啥不说得更大点声呢？ Say it a little louder.
我们可以把窗户打开 Open the window.
这样你就可以直接对莫斯科说了 Shout it to Moscow.
对不起，我... Sorry. I...
这不是你的错，是你太傻 It's not your fault you're stupid.
把箱子打开，然后离开这 Open it and get out.
箱子连在我的手腕上 It's chained to my wrist.
只有安全部门才有钥匙 Security has the key.
把材料拿出来，拿着箱子在外边等着 Leave the material, take the case, and wait outside.
这不成，长官 No can do, sir.
材料是锁在箱子里的 The material's locked inside.
好吧，给我 Just give it to me.
进柜橱里 Get in the closet.
气象四号卫星一小时前传回了这些东西 Hi-weather transmitted this an hour ago.
美丽的特写 Beautiful close-ups!
美格斯和斯莱恩会流口水的 Miegs and Sline will drool.
他们又迟到了，这对当兵的可不正常 They're late again. Unusual for soldiers.
他们知道自己在干什么 They know what they're doing.
先生们 Gentlemen.
他们来了 Here they are.
这些就是最新的卫星照片吗？ Are those from the latest fly-by?
过来，将军们 Over here, general.
等等 Wait.
有人在橱柜吗？ Is someone in this closet?
不用管他 Ignore him.
他就是我们一个跑腿的 He's one of our couriers.
好吧 Okay.
不错的特写 Nice close-ups.
显然到了行动的时候了 Definitely approaching full-go hour.
我说服了议会改变预算 I greased the House Committee for covert appropriations.
他们认为钱是更危险的炸弹 They think the funds are for more stealth bombers.
我们选了2个GLG-20特工 We've selected two GLG-20s.
他们都是最棒的 They're the best men we have.
上次那两个也是我们最棒的 The last two were the best men we had.
现在他们已经是两个最棒的死人了 Now they're the two best dead men we have.
我确信你们的训练程序中有安全漏洞 I'm convinced there's a security leak in your training program.
那么，我们也可以跳过训练程序 We could bypass training.
不，还要多训练两个额外的GLG-20 No. They'll go through training.But with four other GLG-20s...
两个用来完成任务 ...two who are responsible for the project
另外两个用来打掩护 and two who are......disposable.
你是在建议我把这项工作交给初级职员吗？ Are you suggesting we assign this job to inferior personnel?
不，不，我明白了 No, I understand.
两个小组 Two teams.
一个去完成任务 One to do the job,
另一个扰乱敌人的视线 the other to be a diversion.
你的意思是当诱饵？当目标？ You mean decoys? Targets?
没错 Exactly.
GLG-20s可不是从树上长出来的 GLG-20s don't grow exactly on trees.
我不同意把两个当诱饵 I'd hate to waste two as targets.
我相信你能找到一些你并不介意浪费掉的人 I'm sure you can find a couple of men you won't mind wasting.
-“我爱上你了” - “什么时候？”
“阴天和晴天都爱”
“爱你”
“是吗？”
“那是个承诺，亲爱的”
“当你的吻已不能让我战栗”
“没关系”
“我仍旧爱你”
“我会拥抱你”
“怎么抱？”
“像小熊猫那样吻你”
“哪里？”
“在你的旧阳台上”
“亲爱的，当你的魅力都消失的时候”
“我知道，我仍旧爱你”
“窃窃私语”
“我会一直追求你”
“永远爱你”
“比烤炉还热”
“我们做些聪明的事”
啥事？ What?
“你会爱上我们的艺术工作的”
“不要责怪我”
啥事？ What?
你明天不参加这个考试了吗？ Aren't you taking this test tomorrow?
外务部的？对 The Foreign Service Board? Yeah.
难道你不需要学习一下吗？ Don't you have to study?
不，对那个考试我太了解了 No. Are you kidding? I know the FSB exam backwards.
我都参加过三次了 I've taken it three times already.
今年题应该有些不同 It's supposed to be all different this year.
两个小时五百道题 Five hundred questions in two hours.
给我看看 Let me see the booklet.
看看这些例题 Look at these samples.
都是多项选择，这很简单 All multiple choice. It's easy.
看 Here.
“如果在外国使馆发现盗用机密文件” "If discovered appropriating classified documents at a foreign consulate reception...
“你应该，a--表示关注” ...you should A, express concern.
“b--表示惊讶” B, act surprised.
“c--矢口否认” C, deny everything...
“d--以上三个都做” ...and D, all three. "
答案是d，三个都做 The answer is D, all three.
常识性问题 Common sense.
我想你不复习只是不想考的太好了！ I guess you don't want advancement bad enough.
我爷爷是外交官 My granddad was an envoy.
我老爸是外交官 My dad was an envoy.
我天生就是干这个的 I was born into the trade.
还有，我中午要和我们的老板亲密的共进午餐 Besides, I've arranged for an intimate lunch with our supervisor.
你必须参加那个考试？ Fitz, you have to take the test.
你叫我来就是为了说这个，我很伤心 I'm very hurt that's why you invited me over here today.
别走，爱丽丝 Don't do that, Alice.
对不起，我有点失控了 I'm sorry, I'm not myself today.
早上我去看精神病医生了 I saw my neurologist this morning.
别跟我说你要死了之类的屁话 You're not gonna give me some bullshit that you're dying, are you?
不是... No...
至少现在死不了 ...not now.
米尔博格 Millbarge.
Scramjam 7000的主机哪去了？ Where's the brain for the Scramjam 7000?
采购部一小时前把它拿走了 Procurement picked it up over an hour ago.
它修好了吗？ Was it fixed?
对，加了个新的声音干扰器 Yeah, new voice scramblers and everything.
对了，红色中国的谈话怎么样了？ Huh. What about that Chinese radio chatter?
搞定了 It's done.
给你 Here you go.
搞定了？ Done?
中国大陆的两个士兵就是用这种杂乱的微波交谈的吗？ It was a static-filled, triple-scrambled microwave transmission...between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese.
他们就是用这种20位一组的简单编码，外加一些无效位来通信的 The Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-digit key...transposed in boustrophendonic form with multiple nulls.
我用这个东西就解密了它 I broke it with this.
一个玩具解密盘？ A Drogan's decoder wheel?
这东西是放到早餐盒中给小孩子的玩意 They put these in cereal boxes for kids.
对，这就是在一盒幸运魅力中找到的 Yeah, I found it in a box of Lucky Charms.
再用机器解密一遍！ Break it down again with the machines!
我早就这么做了 I already did.
嗯，那么把桌子收拾干净！ Then clean up the desk!
好的 Good.
好多了 That's much better.
另外，明天考试愉快 By the way, good luck on the test tomorrow.
什么考试？ What test?
外务部的考试，祝你好运 Foreign Service Board exams. Good luck.
外务部考试，明天？ Foreign Service Boards, tomorrow?
我没法参加 I can't take that test tomorrow.
我都没复习呢，我没准备好 I haven't studied. I'm not prepared.
但你是在名单上的 You were bumped up on the list.
按计划，明天你要去参加考试 You're scheduled for tomorrow morning.
我肯定告诉你了 I'm sure I told you.
两个星期前就应该给我 This is dated two weeks ago.
你故意这么安排的 You planned this.
你想要我考不过 You want me to fail that test so you can keep me...
这样你就能一直把我留在这个鬼地方为你干活 ...down here in the center of the earth doing your work for you.
话可不能乱讲，先生 Watch your mouth, mister.
本部门也经常裁员呀 This department's laying off civilians left and right.
你要去哪？ Where you going?
回家，准备考试 Home. To study.
哈，只用一晚上去准备19级的外务部考试？ Ha, One night studying for a grade-19 FSB exam?
祝你好运 Good luck.
听着，将军，我要通过这个考试 Listen, captain.I'm going to pass that exam,
我要离开这个鬼地方 and I'm going to get out of this hole...
做一些对国家安全真正重要的工作 ...and do some really important work for national security.
那当然 Yeah, sure.
我本来要帮你家一个忙 I was going to do your family a favor
给你免费接通迪斯尼频道 and hook up the Disney Channel for free.
现在就别想了 Well, forget it.
女士们、先生们，今天下午 Ladies and gentlemen, as of this afternoon,
南美事务副国务卿严正否认 the undersecretary for South American affairs emphatically denies any and all intervention...
对巴拉圭空军高层重组进行过任何干预 ...n the current realignment of top positions of the Paraguayan Air Force.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
那军方要求给予资助是什么意思？ What about the Paraguayan army's request for spraying subsidies?
这有巴拉圭人在吗？ Are there any Paraguayans here?
没有？ No?
军方要求的资助不是给巴拉圭的 Their request for subsidies was not Paraguayan,
从来都不是 as it were.
美国从来...如果总统... The United States would never... The president, our president, had not.
本来一直就是这样的，清楚了吗？ As far as I know, that's how it'll always be. Is that clear?
那你怎么说 How can you say
当国际小麦委员会报告说 we aren't spending millions on spraying...
”在南阿根廷的谷田里有大规模的污染时” ...when the International Wheat Board has reported...
“我们不会花几百万美元去资助” ...and I quote, "Extensive contamination in the Argentine grain fields"?
美国嗯...嗯...嗯...美国 The State... Ever...
麦克风... Microphones...
坏了，对不起 ...cutting out on us. I'm sorry.
但是，这...哇...嘶... However...
...今天，我必须走了 Lunch date, so I must go.
这些测验是我们海外使馆情报部门的资格考试 These examinations are qualifiers for positions in the intelligence sections of our embassies overseas.
你们的工作本质上是秘密的 The nature of your postings will be secret.
现在而言，秘密工作就意味着更加危险 Now, secret work can be very risky.
我引用一下曾发生在我们一位伟大的美国人身上的事... I cite as an example what happened to a great American...
考试还没开始！ Not yet!
对不起 Oh. I'm sorry.
是我不对 Excuse me.My fault.
对不起，迟到了 Mm...I'm sorry I'm late.
我不得不参加一个遗嘱的宣读 I had to attend the reading of a will.
一直等到遗嘱宣读结束 I had to stay to the very end.
结果却发现没留给我任何东西 I found out I received nothing.
胳膊也摔断了 Broke my arm.
我参加考试时你能帮我拿一下钱包吗？ Would you hold my wallet while I take the test please?
包里有1000块钱 There's $1,000 in there...
也许没有 ...or maybe there isn't.
知道我啥意思吧？ Know what I mean?
你是说如果我帮你通过考试，我就能拿到钱？ Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
没门 What do you think?
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯，我应该坐哪？ Where do I...?
坐下！ Sit down!
现在... You may begin...
开始 ...now.
对不起 Excuse me.
谢谢 Thank you.
甭客气 You're welcome.
老天，压力太大了！ Oh, God, the pressure!
受不了了 I can't take it!
我不能！我受不了了！ I can't! I can't do it!
我不能...那一页？ I can't... What page?
这是艾米特·菲茨·休姆 This is Emmett Fitz-Hume.
他是一个联邦新闻官员 He's an information officer at State.
他在74年在新闻部门从报童干起 He started there in '74 as a mail boy.
他老爸给他找的工作 His father got him his job.
这是奥斯丁·米尔博格 This is Austin Millbarge.
他是五角大楼密码破译组设备维修主管 He's a repair supervisor in DIA's code-breaking arm at the Pentagon.
通过努力奋斗好不容易当上了主管的位置 Wiggled into supervisor's pay through an F-section.
在加入国防部之前他的工作是修办公室的复印机 His last job before joining Defense was fixing office copiers.
他在硬件方面很在行，懂点俄语 He's good with hardware, got some Russian.
想看看他们的考试成绩吗？ Want to see their test scores?
看它干啥？ What the hell for?
他们绝对就是两个自我感觉不错的狗屁艺术家 They're a couple of absolutely self-involved bullshit artists...
在部门考试中作弊被发现 ...who got caught cheating on a departmental exam.
为了保住工作，他们会做任何事情的 They'll do anything to save their jobs.
其中一个有点基本的外交技巧 One's got basic diplomacy skills.
另一个是有点语言知识的密码破译者 The other's a code-breaker with language ability.
我认为我们已经找到了我们需要的诱饵了 I believe we've found our decoys.
啊！ Uhn.
心脏病！啊！ Heart attack!
能把笔给我用一下吗？ Can I borrow your pen?
大伙，后退！ All right, everybody, please stand back!
我受过心血管呼吸急救方面的训练 I'm a trained cardiovascular respiratory emergency assist technician.
大伙往后退！他需要更多的空气 Stand back! This man needs air!
实际上，你们应该离开房间... All of you should leave the room...
怎么样？ Well?
要怎么处理我们？开除？停职？ So, what are we gonna get? Dismissal? Suspension?
通报？部门公诉？到底怎么处理？ Censure? Departmental prosecution? What?
升职 Promotion.
什么？ What?
没错，升职！ That's right.
我们很高兴看到你们所做的事情 We like what we've seen of you two.
直接给你们一起升到20级 We're bucking you right up to gathering.Level 20.
一起升到20级？ Gathering, level 20?
基本工资上就是个大的跳跃 That's quite a step up in base pay.
我们没事了？ We're not in trouble?
我们可不是在招童子军 We're not recruiting for the Boy Scouts.
我们需要有进取的人 We want people who are aggressive...
会超越常规的人 ...who know how to go after that little edge that
你们需要幸存下来 you need to survive.
我们特别欣赏你们在考试中作为一个小组工作的方式 We especially liked the way you guys were working as a team in there.
现在 Now,
如果你们认为你们能一起工作 if you feel you can work together,
你们就上路了 you're on your way up.
我们有个特别的任务给你们俩 We've got a very special assignment for you two.
去海外工作？ Foreign service?
对 Yes.
秘密工作？ Undercover work?
对 Yes.
艾米特·菲茨·休姆 Emmett Fitz-Hume.
奥斯丁·米尔博格 Austin Millbarge.
我们啥时候开始训练？ When do we begin our training?
现在就开始 Right away.
太棒了！ Boy!
我们只不过是搭个飞机 We're just hitching a ride.
他们不会让我们跳伞的 They won't make us jump.
跳伞？不可能，我们不可能跳伞 Jump? No chance. We won't have to jump.
好，空骑兵们 All right, Sky-troopers!
出发 Let's go! Let's go!
出发？他什么意思？ Go?What does he mean, go?
你不能这么做 Come on, come on. You can't do this!
你要干什么？ What are you doing?
啊！！ Ah！！
菲茨·休姆 Fitz-Hume!
啊！ Ah！
救命！救命！救命！救命！ Help! Help!
不，不，不，不！ No,No,No,No
我们在哪？ Where are we?
我不知道，我看不见 I don't know. I wasn't watching.
在7000英尺的地方我把什么都丢了 I lost everything at 7,000 feet.
你听到了吗？ You hear that?
对，是dickfer Yeah. It's a dickfer.
啥是dickfer？ What's a dickfer?
用来撒尿的 To pee with.
那是我吗？ Was that me?
我们得计划一下 We need a plan.
战斗到死 Let's play dead.
快，超级间谍，想想怎么办！ Come on, superspy, think of something.
你是外交官，和他们谈谈 You're the diplomat. Talk to them.
好的 All right.
站住 Stop right there,
我给你们取回太阳 and I'll bring back the sun.
咋样？ Okay?
这是我妹妹 This is my sister.
你们都可以上她 You can all have her.
我听说她很不错 I hear she's very good.
再向前一步，我就动手了！ One more step, I swing!
他在吓唬你们！打他！ He's threatening you!Let's get him!
吓唬一下他们 Show some balls!
太晚了，吓不着他们了 It's too late to try to impress them.
够了 That's enough.
奥斯丁·米尔博格？ Austin Millbarge?
是的，先生 Here, sir.
艾米特·菲茨·休姆 Emmett Fitz-Hume.
你好 Hello.
先生 Sir.
隆伯斯上校，特别项目训练组 Colonel Rhombus, Special Projects Training.
我们正等着你们呢 We've been expecting you.
对不起，这些是什么意思？ Excuse me, but what was all this...?
这是我们欢迎新受训者的方法 That's how I welcome new trainees.
喝个咖啡握个手不是很好嘛？ What's wrong with coffee and a handshake?
我的任务是让你们能进行实战格斗 It's my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat.
我必须先知道你们到底怎么样 I must know right away what I've got to work with.
我已经知道了 I've made my decision.
怎么样？ What's it say?
胆小鬼 Pussy.
那不公平，他们有剑！ I don't think that's fair. They had swords.
我们应该怎么做？ What are we supposed to do?
这得看当时特殊的格斗场地 It depends on your particular arena of combat.
或许是这样 Maybe this.
我带你们回基地 I'll take you back to the base.
这是跨障碍训练 This is the obstacle course.
这个训练是新兵的必修课，大伙都熟悉 It's the course familiar to armed service recruits.
但针对情报工作 Except that here in Intelligence Operative Training...
我们多加了点不同的内容 ...we do it a bit differently.
我们加了点烧焦的泥土 We add the element of scorched earth.
这是你们的标准沼泽生存测试 This is your standard bog negotiation trial.
根据你们的耐受能力和时间进行打分 You'll be judged on survivability and time.
跳... Enter...
现在！ ...now!
头下去！ Heads down!
这是考查你们在高速时浮在水面的能力 This will verify your ability to stay afloat at high speeds.
现在我们开始AFPSR训练... We'll now begin with AFPSR...
空军被动压力反映测试 ...air force passive strain response.
你们不需要做任何动作 You are not required to exert yourself.
只需承受不断上升的身体温度 Only to survive aggravated body temperature measurement.
热！热！热！ Hot! Hot! Hot!
现在我们要确定你们的重力极限 We'll now determine your G-force threshold.
放松，先生们 Relax, gentlemen.
我想我们就坐在这就成了？ I guess we just sit here?
小菜一碟 Piece of cake.
来点咖啡吗？ You want some coffee?
好主意 Good idea.
上校，我们刚才在谈论 Colonel, we were just talking...
嗯，我们在这已经有很多乐趣了 We've had loads of fun here.
结识新朋友，吃很棒的午餐 And, you know, we met new friends and had a great lunch, right?
难道那不是很棒的午餐吗？ Was that a great lunch?
金枪鱼和奶油都太棒了 Yeah, the tuna-and-cream casserole was beautiful.
不管怎样，我们认为我们现在更想回家了 Anyway, we were just talking and we'd like to go home now.
谢谢这些瘀伤 So thanks for the bruises,
你可以留下凳子样本 and you can keep the stool samples.
孩子们，现在不得不杀了你们让我感到羞耻 Boys, it would be a shame to have to kill you now.
他什么意思？ What did he mean by that?
他说我们是O.I.O Means we're OIO.
那是什么意思？ What's that?
义务非自愿官员 Obligated involuntary officers.
先生们 Gentlemen,
开始进行垂直撞击模拟训练... begin radical vertical impact simulation...
开始 ...now.
进来 Come in.
你要见我们吗，先生？ You wanted to see us, sir?
坐 Sit.
恭喜，先生们，你们将要进入 Congratulations, men.You're about to enter ...
你们任务的实战阶段了 ...the operational phase of your assignment.
我未被授权给你们所有的行动指示 I'm not authorized to give you the full operational package...
但我告诉你们，你们将在巴基斯坦边境降落 ...but I will tell you the location of your initial drop will be well inside Pakistan.
巴基斯坦？巴基斯坦？ - Pakistan? - Pakistan?
这里边有我们的联系人吗？ Is one of these people our contact?
好的... Okay.
1953年哪个美国人打出了本垒打？ Who led the American League in home runs in 1953?
我来搞定 I'll handle this.
如果你们让我走，你们可以把我朋友的脑袋当马球
他在干什么？ What's he doing?
这是他们打招呼的方法 That's just their way of saying hello.
你好，我是奥斯丁 Hello. I'm Austin.
嗨，巴德·施奈克，联络官 Hi. Bud Schnelker, liaison office.
卡拉奇美国使馆 U.S. Consulate, Karachi.
罗布·霍金斯，国防情报局西亚事务区 Rob Hodges. DIA, West Asian section.
欢迎来到巴基斯坦 Welcome to Pakistan.
见到你们真是太高兴了 Boy, you don't know how glad we are to see you guys.
啥时候吃午饭？ When's lunch?
来吧，吉普车就在那边 Come on, guys. Jeep's over here.
我饿了，几点了？ I'm starving. What time you got?
嗨，我们能停一下吗？ Hey, listen. Could we stop?
啥事？ What's the matter?
我得撒尿 I gotta take a leak.
你也憋了吧？ You should go too.
你是谁，我老妈？ Are you my mother?
你难道认为 Don't you think...
我自己都不知道什么时候该去厕所？ ... I'm capable of determining my own time to go to the bathroom?
那么，现在不想去吗？ Isn't now one of those times?
不去 No.
你难道不觉着膀胱有种突然的压力吗？ You don't feel urgent pressure on the inner wall of your bladder...
现在，此时此刻？ ...now, right at this moment?
不，没啥感觉 No. I'm fine.
好吧，难道你不觉着更舒服？ Wouldn't you feel more comfortable being fully relieved...
如果现在就去把多余的液体排出来的话 ...of any excess fluids that might be building up, immediately, right now?
我要去上个厕所？！ I got to take a whiz?
别溜了 Don't go away.
我们在这等着 We'll be here.
这些家伙不是我们的联络人员 These guys are not our legitimate contacts.
他们是克格勃的 These guys are KGB special branch.
得了吧 Come on. Don't tell me to come on.
那是块俄罗斯手表 That was a Russian wristwatch.
我知道这个世界上每一块表的原产国 I know the country of origin of every timepiece.
那是1969年俄罗斯版的天美时电子表 That was a Russian copy of a 1969 Timex digital.
这是你的业余爱好？ Is this some kind of a hobby with you?
是常识，这是情报工作中最常犯的错误 Most common slip-up in espionage. We
我们是直接送到敌人手里了 walked right into enemy hands.
嗨 - Hi.- Just between us...
如果你们知道你们的目的地的话 ...if you know your final objective...
最好告诉我们 ...you'd be smart to tell us.
我们可以送你们去那 We could probably work things out quicker for you.
我们还不知道 Well, like he said, we still don't know.
你知道他们怎么说这次行动吗 You know what they say about this type of operation:
（俄语）
（俄语）对！对！对！
脚 Feet.
帽子 Hat.
快 Come on!
小心！ Look out!
他们肯定以为骗过了我 They sure had me fooled.
很明显，现在苏维埃知道我们在这 The Soviets obviously know we're here now.
去哪，老大？ Where to, boss?
先检查一下我们有多少油 First we check our gasoline supply.
有多少油？ How's our gasoline supply?
八个五加仑的桶 Eight 5-gallon cans.
足够我们到机场的了吧？ That enough to get us to an airport?
希望如此，我们轮流开吧 I hope so.We'll drive in shifts.
一个开车，另一个睡觉 One drives, the other sleeps.
好的，我开，你睡 I'll drive, you sleep.
你累了的话叫醒我 Wake me up when you get tired.
好 Okay.
晚安 Good night.
睡个好觉 Sleep tight.
谢谢 Thanks.
别让虱子咬了 Don't let the bedbugs bite.
好的 Okay.
晚安 Night.
早上好 Good morning.
这附近有机场吗？ Is there an airport near here?
奥斯丁，该你开了 Austin. Your turn to drive.
他们是尤苏福扎伊人（部落名） These are the Yusufzai.
他们是阿富汗的自由战士 They're Afghani freedom-fighters.
是我们一帮的 They're our allies.
是吗！
我们是美国人！ We're Americans!
哈雷医生 Dr. Hadley!
噢，天哪 Oh, my God!
你在干啥？！ What do you think you're doing?
对不起 Sorry about this.
他们不信任外来者 They're very distrustful of outsiders.
没问题 No problem.
让你的人把他们放下了 Get your men to cut them down.
你是谁？ Who are you?
对不起，我是哈雷 Oh, sorry.Hadley,
伦敦医科大学 London College of Medicine.
因为我们帮助他们照料伤员，所以他们才允许我们呆在这里 They only allow us here because we're helping with the wounded.
他们不知道你们也是来帮忙的 They didn't realize you were with the effort.
啥忙？ With who?
当然是代表美国国家医疗队来帮忙的 The United Nations medical effort,of course.
你们难道不是特罗布里奇和格林鲍姆医生吗？ Aren't you Drs. Trowbridge and Greenberg?
医生？ Doctors?
对，没错，我们就是 Yeah, sure. That's us.
我是特罗布里奇医生，他是... Uh-huh. We're doctors. I'm Dr. Trowbridge. This is Dr...
格林鲍姆 - Greenbaum.- Berg.
格林鲍姆，我们是医生 Greenbaumberg. We're doctors.
大伙看起来都不错，对吧医生？ Everybody looks fine here.What do you say?
没错，医生 I say yes, doctor.
请把舌头伸出来 Stick your tongue out, please.
没问题 Everything's fine.
我们将回联合国 I guess we'll be heading back to the old U.N.
告诉他们你在这的工作做得很好 And of course we'll let them know what a good job you're doing here.
美国人还真幽默 The American sense of humor.
来吧，其他人都在热切期盼你们呢 Come on. The others are anxious to meet you.
我们收到了上次运的青霉素了吗？ Have we received the last shipment of penicillin yet?
现在还没，没有 Not yet, no.
或许明天能收到吧 Possibly tomorrow.
两个公使要来 Two envoys are coming.
我们到了 Ah. Here we are.
我是哈雷，内科医生 I'm Hadley, Internal Medicine.
拉芳医生 Dr. La Fong,
传染病专业 Communicable Diseases.
布瓦耶医生，细菌专业 Dr. Boyer, Bacteriology.
斯汀森，马斯顿和吉尔医生 Doctors Stinson, Marston, and Gill ...
来自北安普顿创伤所 ...of Northampton Trauma Institute.
苏黎世救灾基金的安沃斯医生 And Dr. Imhaus of the Zurich relief fund.
我们的新外科医生，特罗布里奇和格林鲍姆 These are our newly arrived surgeons,Trowbridge and Greenbaum.
你好 Doctor.
你好，你好 - Doctor.- Doctor.
你好 Doctor.
你好，你好 - Doctor.- Doctor.
你好 Doctor.
都打招呼了吧？ Did we miss anyone?
为什么不先休息会呢，先生们？ Why don't you gentlemen relax.
这个部落明天会袭击苏联的坦克部队 The tribe's planning a raid on a Soviet tank division tomorrow.
到那时就有许多要干的了 There will be plenty for us to do then.
再见 Doctors.
再见 Doctor.
再见，再见 - Doctor.- Doctor.
再见 Doctor.
再见，再见 - Doctor.- Doctor.
我们不是医生 We're not doctors.
我们得马上离开这个地方 We've got to get out of this place,immediately, if not sooner.
不，知道我们得到... Not until I've had...
对不起 Excuse me.
她 Her.
有打扰吗？ Am I interrupting?
没有！他正要出去 No! Not at all. He was just on his way out.
如果那两个真的大夫来了怎么办？ What happens when the real doctors come?
嗨 Hi
特罗布里奇大夫 Dr. Trowbridge.
哪呢？ Where?
哦，对 Oh! Right.
放松些，请坐 Make yourself comfortable. Sit down.
谢谢 Thank you.
我能为你做点什么？ What can I do for you?
特罗布里奇大夫，我可以叫你荷马吗？ Dr. Trowbridge...May I call you Homer?
为啥？ Why?
那是你的名字 That's your name.
哦！对！荷马，没错 Oh! Right! Homer. Of course.
你叫啥？ What's your name?
卡伦 Karen
卡伦 Karen.
特罗布里奇大夫...荷马 Dr. Trowbridge... Homer,
当你走进帐篷时 when you walked into this tent...
那是我一生中最激动的时刻 ...it was the most exciting moment of my life.
你一直期待的时刻 You just wait.
你是我的英雄，我读过所有你的论文 You're a hero of mine.I've read all your papers.
你怎么得到我的论文的？ How did you get my papers?
哦，你是说我的医学论文 Oh, you mean my medical papers.Right.
你在和我开玩笑吧？ Are you making fun of me?
哦，卡伦，我们才初次见面呢 Oh, Karen. Our first fight.
你可能认为我这样崇拜你很傻 You might think I'm silly to worship you the way I do...
但在我心中，你是个天才 ...but in my estimation, you're a genius.
哦，我认为天才这个词太过了 "Genius" is a pretty strong word,
但如果你这么认为，我只得认了 but if you insist on using it，I can handle it.
事实上，我不大好意思提我的问题 In fact,I hesitate to mention my problem.
那是件配不上你的能力的事 It's a task hardly worthy of your abilities.
继续，说吧 Go ahead and mention it.
我愿意为你做任何事情 There's nothing I wouldn't do.
部落首领的弟弟右下腹部疼 It's the khan's brother. He's been suffering from pain in the right lower abdomen.
明显是阑尾发炎了 Obviously an inflamed appendix.
没错 Obviously.
哈雷医生要去摘除它 Dr. Hadley was going to remove it,but now that you're here...
我的意思 I mean,
即使只看到你做这么个小手术，也是我一生中最震撼的事情了 just to see you perform even the most simple surgery would be one of the great thrills of my life.
我恐怕做不了 I'd rather not.
我没带设备 I don't have my instruments. Ahem.
你可以用哈雷医生的 Use Dr. Hadley's. Please, Homer.
首领的兄弟现在准备手术呢 The khan's brother is being prepped.
如果你拒绝做这个手术 If you refuse to do this...
首领会对你和我们失去信心 ...the khan will lose faith in you,and us.
结果会非常严重 The consequences could be severe.
我明白 I see.
哦，事实是，我是个伟大的外科医生 Well...The truth is I am a great surgeon.
但我最近左手有严重的损伤 But, alas, I recently suffered severe nerve damage in my left hand.
哦，天哪 Oh, my God!
对，你看 Look at that.
根本没感觉 No feeling at all.
像死了一样 Dead.
怎么弄成这样了？ How did that happen?
我把一辆车从小孩身上搬开 I was lifting a car off a child.
那是个大卡迪拉克车 It was a big car, a Cadillac.
我很失望 I'm so disappointed.
首领会非常怀疑的 And the khan, he'll be very suspicious.
天哪 My God.
哦，没啥，没啥，没啥 Oh, there, there.
实际上，我可以不用我的手去做手术 Actually, I could operate without my hands.
格林鲍姆医生可以当我的手 Dr. Greenbaum could be my hands.
我会告诉他怎么做 I could tell him what to do,and he'd do it for me.
你仍旧可以看到我做手术 Then you'd get a chance see me in action.
那太棒了 That would be wonderful.
在我指导格林鲍姆医生做完手术后 Of course, after I guide Dr. Greenbaum through an operation,
我会很沮丧 I get very depressed...
因为我没有亲自做 ...because I couldn't do it myself.
对我来说那糟糕极了 It's a very bad time for me.
不用担心，我和你在一起 Don't you worry. I'll be with you.
打断一下 Give me a break.
大约一小时？ About an hour?
好，一小时 Fine. An hour.
谢谢 Thank you.
再见 Bye.
你很擅长使工具，对吧？ You're good with tools, aren't you?Devices, instruments?
什么？开玩笑？ What? You kidding?
你是在和米尔博格说话 You're talking to Millbarge here.
你想要变换、制造、修理还是改变东西？ You want something converted,built, repaired, modified.
你正在和双手先生交谈呢？！ You're talking to Mr. Hands.
啊，不介意我接着打吧 Ah. Oh. Mind if I play through?
医生，医生 Doctor. Doctor.
哈，很高兴我没病 Ha. Glad I'm not sick.
如果他有什么事，我的人会非常不高兴 If anything happens to him,my people will be angry.
战死光荣 To die in battle is glorious.
但在帐篷中死掉就非常可耻 To die in a tent is disgrace.
这交给你了，朱丽叶·格林鲍姆大夫 And with that,I give you Dr. Julius Greenbaum.
多谢，医生 Thank you, doctor.
我先出去抽支烟 I'll just step out for a smoke.
或许，我还是呆在这好 Perhaps I'll stay here. Heh-heh.
今天，我们要切除病人的阑尾 Today we will be removing the patient's appendix.
这种手术的第一步是... The first step in an operation of this particular type is...
备皮 ...to shave the patient.
嗯，算了，算了 Ah. Forget it, get on with it.
不用备皮了，我们直接做手术吧 We'll skip the shave and go to the operation.
这种手术的第二步是... The second step in an operation of this type is...
麻醉 ...anesthetic.
但你看不出来他已经被注射麻醉剂了吗？ But can't you tell? He's already been given the required injection of Pentothal.
当然 Of course.
他已经被注射了需要的...麻醉 He's already been given the required injections.
好吧，开始手术 All right.Let us begin the operation.
谢谢，医生 Thank you, doctor.
现在，第一刀 And now, the first incision.
医生 Doctor.
对阑尾来说，这一刀是不是高了点 Isn't that incision a bit high for an appendix?
你要做这个手术吗？ Do you wanna do the operation?
好吧！既然你来了，你做 Fine. You come on up here, and you do it.
安沃斯 Imhaus.
他要切他的胸脯 He was cutting into his chest!
我切他的胸了吗？ Did you see me cut into his chest?Did I cut his chest?
我在确定肌肉和骨骼的状况 I was probing to determine muscle tone and skeletal girth.
这是门新技术 It's a new technique.
就是没弄清楚，我们才会出错的 We mock what we don't understand.
对 Yeah.
接着做，好吗？我有点饿了 Go ahead, will you? I'm getting hungry.
现在，第一刀 And now, the first incision.
现在，我要切了 And now, I will incise.
把那个没用的东西切掉 Cut the sucker.
啊... Ah...
他死了 This man is dead.
对不起了 Excuse us.
谢谢 Thank you.
让我来！ Let me do it!
艾米特 Emmett!
救命 Help me!
滚蛋！ Let go!
禁止入内 The drive-in is closed.
我们是冰西红柿公司的 We're with the Ace Tomato Company.
看看这些伪装设施 All this cloak-and-dagger stuff.
军方喜欢它 The military love it.
老天，你看看这个破地方 Christ, will you look at this place?
卢比先生 Mr. Ruby.
你好 Sir.
凯斯先生 Mr. Keyes.
是我 Yes, sir.
你们为啥不喝杯百事呢？ Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?
两杯百事 Two Pepsis to go.
现在干什么 Now what?
“两位为啥不来杯百事呢？” "Why don't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?"
你来 You do it.
这边，先生们 This way, gentlemen.
欢迎来到W. A. M. P. Welcome to W.A.M.P.
斯莱恩将军 General Sline, sir.
啥事，中士？ Yes, sergeant?
有一个卢比先生从巴基斯坦打来的电话 It's a collect call from Pakistan for Mr. Ruby.
错了，是菲茨·休姆 A Mr. Fitz-Hume.
什么？ What?
伙计们，抱歉，我们还需要一分钟 Folks, sorry. We'll just be another minute.
谢谢你们的耐心 Thank you for your patience.
他们说接他们的人要杀了他们 It's person to person, sir,collect.Their contacts tried to kill them ...
他们不知道该干什么 ...and they don't know what to do.
他们通过公共电话告诉你的？ And they told you this over a public phone?
不是，先生，是AT&T的接线员说的 No, sir, the AT&T operator told our operator.
他们疯了 They're insane.
明显是在乱来 And apparently roaming free.
他在7号线，先生 He's on line seven, sir.
把我们弄出这个鬼地方 Get us the hell out of here!
一切尽在掌握中，菲茨·休姆先生 Everything's under control,Mr. Fitz-Hume.
稍等片刻， Hold on one moment.
他们在那的时间越长 Look, the longer we keep them out in the field...
我们就能从真正执行任务的小组那收获更多 ...the more heat we can draw away from the real team.
我同意，把他们送过边境 I agree. Let's send them over the border.
他们怎么去？ How do they get there?
那是他们的问题 That's their problem.
嗨，先生们 Hello, gentlemen.
我们正在组织营救你们 Listen, we are organizing a rescue operation for you.
在你们到达了最终目标后就实施 For after you've reached your final objective.
最终目标是什么？ What is our final objective?
信息只基于有必要才知道的原则给出 Information like that is given out on a need-to-know basis only.
目前，你们不需要知道 And at this particular time,you do not need to know.
但是，我们可以告诉你们 However, we can tell you to make immediately...
赶快去苏联的帕米尔地区 ...for the Soviet Pamir District.
在去杜尚别市的路上等下一个接头的人 Wait for your next contact on the road to Dushanbe.
去杜尚别路上？ The road to Dushanbe?
你实际上是叫他们去冲突区 You practically told them the strike zone.
听着，如果他们能到那的话 Listen.Even if they make it there at all...
苏联摩托化步兵会“搭救”他们的 ...they'll be plucked by Soviet motorized infantry.
去杜尚别的路 The road to Dushanbe ...
是重要的军事交通要道 ...is a heavily traveled military artery.
我想那就能解决问题了 I guess that takes care of that.
这次我们可不能犯错了 We must make no mistakes this time.
我们的人生要保持平衡，先生们 Our whole way of life hangs in the balance, gentlemen.
帕米尔？杜尚别？ Pamir? Dushanbe?
你确定那是他说的吗？ You're sure that's what he said?
对 Right.
那不是在俄罗斯吗？ Those places are in Russia?
那怎么办？ And how.
不，谢谢，我们吃过了 No, thanks.I've already eaten.
我们怎么去那？几千英里呢 How can we get there?It must be 1000 miles from here.
这是巴基斯坦边境 Actually, if this is the lower Kohistan district...
我们离苏联边境大约150英里 ...we're only about 150 miles from the Soviet border.
你要知道。 You would have to know that.
等一下,苏联边境？ Wait a minute. The Soviet border?
我们怎么穿过苏联边境？ How do we get across the Soviet border?
不要再刮胡子了，把救护车卖了 We don't shave, sell the ambulance...
把衣服卖了，扮成当地人的样子 ...sell our clothes, and go native.
我们要坐这车多远？ How far do we have to go on this bus?
能多远就多远 As far as it takes us.
嗨，看，布瓦耶医生 Hey, look! It's Dr. Boyer!
她是我们最不想见的人 She's the last person we want to see.
不！她很好 No, she's nice.
这是什么，边境？ Is this the border?
不是，收费站 No. Toll stop.
希望我们要穿过的地方没有警卫 Hopefully, there won't be any guard posts where we're gonna cross.
看 Look.
布瓦耶医生 Dr. Boyer.
别惹事 Leave it alone.
上次没说再见就走了,你能原谅我吗? I left without saying goodbye.Can you ever forgive me?
你要去哪？ Where are you going?
你不能否认我们之间发生的事情 You can't deny what happened between us.
别碰我，走 Don't touch me.Come on.
“别碰我” "Don't touch me. "
看，真好看 Look at this. This is really neat. Ha-ha.
她怎么能让一个小的死亡影响到浪漫？ How do you like that? She lets a little thing like death interfere with romance.
他们不能做的更好 They couldn't have done any better with the khan's brother.
他们不是医生 They aren't doctors.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
注意她马上的那个金属箱子 That metal case she was packing on her horse.
有啥问题？ What about it?
那是个卫星扰码器终端 It's a Satscrambler terminal.
复杂的用于发送、干扰的终端 Sophisticated system for sending, scrambling...
也可以接受卫星信号 ...receiving and unscrambling satellite messages.
那么她也是个复杂的女人 So she's a sophisticated woman.
那是个高级别的智能设备 It's a highly classified piece of intelligence hardware.
她也是高级别的智能物体 So she's a high-class intelligent piece.
别再想了 Come on, knock it off.
你说他们和我们一样是间谍？ Well, what are you saying?That they're spies like us?
他们是间谍，但不一定是我们这边的 They're spies,but not necessarily on our side.
我想作为美国间谍 I think it's our duty as American operatives...
跟踪她并弄明白她要去哪是我们的任务 ...to follow her and find out what she's up to.
你只想跟踪她吧 You just want to follow her.
不是 No.
你用老二思考 You're thinking with your dick.
他们把陆虎留在这 They left their Land Rover here.
他们可能要去边界 They're probably headed right for the border at some secret point.
那将省我们很多事 It would save us a lot of trouble.
看起来他们往那个方向去的 They do seem to be headed in that general direction.
或许你的老二不是那么傻 Maybe your dick's not so dumb.
至少能让我高中毕业 Got me through high school.
你认为他们在跟踪我们吗？ Do you think those men are following us?
他们更像西塔尔流浪汉 They're most likely Chitrali nomads.
不用担心 Not to worry.
你说坐下了？ Did you say sit?
我没说坐下 I didn't say sit.
你说坐下了吗？ Did you say sit?
不，我没说坐下，这... No, I didn't say sit. What...?
现在怎么办？ Now what?
我想我们得自己走了 I guess we walk.
我们为啥要带着这些东西？ Why do we have to carry all this stuff?
去杜尚别的路经过山顶 The Dushanbe road runs across the top of the mountains, the roof of the world.
那里的温度和北极差不多 It'll be sub-arctic temperatures up there, freezing.
到时候你会感谢我的 You'll thank me.
“你会感谢我！” "You'll thank me. "
那就是了 That's it.
杜尚别之路 The Dushanbe road...
我们应该在那和接头人碰面 ...where we're supposed to meet our contacts.
希望如此 I hope.
目前它的功能就是增强总统的自信心 Only insofar as it serves to confirm the president's own beliefs.
这是个令人激动的项目 This is quite an exciting project you've got here, general.
这个星球大战系统的费用是多少？ What was the cost of this Star Wars system?
不到600亿美元 Just under 60 billion.
好买卖 Quite a bargain.
先生，卫星传来的照片 Sir. Printout from Gravsat.
让我看看。 Let's see.
你们的GLG-20特工们 A transmission from the field,your GLG-20s.
好，棒极了，他们确认 Well, wonderful.They confirm estimated arrival...
预计当地时间下午六点到达冲突现场 ...at the strike site by 6 p. m.Their time tomorrow.
我们这现在是九点，正好按计划进行 That's 9 a. m. Here.Right on schedule.
我们的人总是靠得住。 You can always count on our people.
好，到了 Well, this is it.
我们听到的那些接头的在哪？ Where are those contacts we heard so much about?
他们没说到底在这条路的哪个地方吧？ Didn't exactly say where on the road,did they?
没有 No.
或许我们应该搭个车 Maybe we should start hitchhiking.
我们在苏联呢 We're inside the Soviet Union.
希望我们没有跟丢了布瓦耶 I wish we hadn't lost Boyer.
他们骑马！我们可是靠腿走 They were on horseback. We were on foot!
是塔吉克高速巡逻队 It's the Tadzhik highway patrol.
刚才他们就在边上 They were just sitting there in the dark.
他们听到我们的所有谈话了 They heard our entire conversation.
他们说什么？ What are they saying?
他说我们不需要再嘀嘀咕咕了 He says we needn't bother whispering anymore.
来吧，我们离开这 Come on, let's get out of here.
他们会把我们撂倒的 We try that, they'll cut us down.
我们不能乖乖地跟他们走 We can't just go with them.
还有别的选择吗？ What other choice do we have?
如果我们投降 If we give ourselves up,
政府会把我们弄回去的 the state department can work out an exchange to get us home.
我不干 Not me!
嘿！就剩我了 Hi! Just me.
当时我是在找伯特·雷诺剧院 I was just looking for the Burt Reynolds Theater.
难道我不可以打个电话吗？ Don't I get a phone call?
你想打电话给谁？ Who do you intend to call?
该死的！ Goddamn it.
他自己放弃了 He gives himself up.
你的目的是什么？ What's your objective?
我的目的？ My objective?
嗯，我想约女孩出去吃晚饭 I object to taking a girl out and buying her dinner
然后她和我发生关系 and then she won't put out for you.
你为啥来这？ Why are you here?
我为啥来这？ Why am I here?
你为啥在这？ Why are you here?
为啥大家在这？我想萨特说... Why is anybody here?I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who said...
萨特在你们这怎么写？ How do you spell Sartre? Ow!
给你个教训！ And let that be a lesson to you!
你不告诉我们你为啥在这 Every minute you don't tell us why you're here...
我一分钟切一个手指头 ...I cut off a finger.
我的还是你的？ Mine or yours?
你的 Yours.
老天！ Damn!
你为啥还打我？ Oh! Why are you still hitting me?
一会他就要切我的手指头了 He's gonna cut my fingers off.
还有30秒 You have 30 seconds.
你不会真玩这种危险的活，对吧？ You're not gonna hum the Jeopardy theme?
我们从小手指头开始 We start with the little one.
好吧！我是美国间谍 All right. All right.I'm an American agent.
还有？ And...?
嗯...，嗯... And...
他们派我来这刺杀你们的总理 They sent me here to assassinate your premier.
我就知道！付钱，哥们 I knew it! Pay up.
不管怎样，把他的手指切了 Let's cut his fingers off anyway.
别 No.
把他带到莫斯科总部去 Let's take him back to headquarters in Moscow.
好，好 Good move. Good move.
去总部好 Headquarters.
应该不远了，我们干的不错 It shouldn't be much further now.We've made good time.
从这我们要步行了 We'll go on foot from here.
该死！ Goddamn it!
你好！ Hi.
你干啥呢？记得我吗？ How you doing?Remember me?
你在这干啥？ What are you doing here?
你在这干什么？ What are you doing here?
他们撞见我们了，边境部队 They surprised us.Border troops.
他们杀了我的搭档 They got my partner.
你也受伤了吗？ Did they get you too?
我没事 I'm fine!
毫无疑问你们没一个会做阑尾手术 No wonder neither of you could do that appendix operation.
你们和我们一样是间谍 You're spies like us!
你是说，你们是... You mean you're...?
奥斯丁·米尔博格，我们是GLG-20 Austin Millbarge. I'm a GLG-20.
这么说... So...
你们俩是另两个GLG-20 ...you two are the other GLG-20s.
诱饵！ The decoys!
诱饵？！ Decoys?!
小点声 Lower your voice.
这就是他们为啥让我们匆匆训练 That's why they rushed us through training,
为什么我们和克格勃接头 why we were met by the KGB...
为什么他们把我们送入敌手 ...why they sent us into enemy hands.
没错 Right.
我非常...生气！ I am extremely pissed off.
我的伙伴和我被设计了 My partner and I were set up.
忘了它吧！既往不咎吧！ Forget it, that's behind us.
我们的第一任务是把那些尸体藏起来 Our first priority is to cover those bodies...
建立一个新的大本营 ...establish a new base camp
完成这个任务 and complete this project.
任务？ Project?
菲茨·休姆在塔吉克巡逻队的拘留所里 Fitz-Hume is in the custody of the Tadzhik highway patrol
这都是因为你 because of you.
我要做的唯一的事 The only project I have to complete
就是把我的伙伴救出来 is to get my partner out.
菲茨·休姆！ Fitz-Hume!
上来！ Come on!
看！你干的？ Look at this. Did you do that?
没错，我为你做的 Yeah, I did that for you.
你知道吗？我可能真待见你 You know, I must really like you
因为我不喜欢骑马 because I don't like horses
也讨厌枪 and I hate guns.
这是啥？ What's this?
你不会想要的 You don't want it!
蹲下！ Duck!
我去骑马 I'll get the horse.
走！ Let's go!
Hi-yo，Silver！出发！ Hi-yo, Silver! Away!
是Bar-Kays乐队的soul finger It's "Soul Finger" by the Bar-kays.
他们肯定在开演唱会 They must be having trouble getting gigs.
这是苏联的洲际弹道导弹站 This is a Soviet ICBM site.
那是SS-50远程火箭 That's an SS-50 long-range rocket
和移动发射台 and mobile launcher.
他们刚把它移到这里 They just moved it in here.
还没有设置他们的定位塔标 Haven't even put up their locator beacon.
这表示它们还没有加进苏联的防御系统中 Means they're not hooked in to Soviet defense.
它们是无线电隔离的 They are radio-isolated.
只有三个人 Only three men.
还有他们的妈妈 And their mother.
让我看看 Let me see that.
给我！ Come on!
坦白地说 Honestly.
你俩真是令人难以置信 You two are unbelievable.
等等，我们在这干啥？ Wait a minute. What are we doing here?
这就是我们的最终目标 This is our final objective.
我们的命令是控制相关人员 Our project orders are to subdue the crew
获得此处的控制权 and seize control of this emplacement.
停，姐妹，我们可不打算靠近那东西 Hold it, sister. We're not going near that thing.
那个火箭有40兆吨核武器弹头 That missile is tipped with a 40-megaton nuclear warhead.
大家晚安 Good night, everybody.
你们要去哪？ Where are you going?
回家 Home.
这一次，我完全同意我朋友说的 For once, I am in complete agreement.
我们应立即起身离开 We should all get up and leave immediately.
你知道这东西能干什么？ You know what those things can do?
它会把你家房子的漆吸掉 Suck the paint off your house
给你全家弄个永久的橙色爆炸头 and give your family an orange Afro.
我不管你俩做什么 I don't care what you two do,
反正我要完成任务 but I'm fulfilling my obligation.
我要下去夺取那里的控制权 I intend to go down there and seize control of that emplacement
即使一个人我也去 alone if I have to.
你知道我们愿为你做任何事 Now, wait a minute.You know we'd do anything for you,
但我们不能去抢火箭 but we can't go seize that rocket.
那样，我们将不得不把那的人都杀了 We'd have to kill everybody down there.
我不杀任何人 And I'm not killing anybody.
我也是 I'm not either.
先生们 Gentlemen,
我认为你俩应该认识到此刻的重要性 I think you both should realize the gravity of this moment.
我花了过去近2年半时间 I've spent the last two and a half years of my life
来为这次渗入行动做准备 preparing for this penetration.
今天下午，我埋了我的伙伴杰瑞·哈雷 This afternoon I buried my partner, Jerry Hadley...
他或许是史上最好、最勇于献身的GLG-20 ...perhaps the finest, most dedicated GLG-20 in the history of the service.
他现在就埋在雪里 He is now forever entombed in a snowy grave.
他不能这么白白地牺牲 And it's not going to be for nothing!
今天，我们在此是为了保证 We are here today to guarantee
每一个美国人的个人自由 the personal freedom of every American.
我们不应忘记约翰·f·肯尼迪总统的话 And we should never forget the words of President John F. Kennedy,
他说“不要问国家为你做了什么 who said:"Ask not what your country can do for you...
而是你能为国家做什么？” ...but what you can do for your country. "
你能嫁给我吗？ Will you marry me?
现在... Now...
这些是高剂量的镇定剂 These are high-compression tranquilizer pistols.
我们不会杀任何人 We're not going to kill anybody...
但你必须靠得足够近才能使用它们 ...but you've got to get in close to use them.
到指定目标高地还有t-2小时 Hours, T-minus two until designated target apogee.
先生 Sir,
所有的空中运输都离开我们的反应区域了 all air traffic has been diverted from our response corridor.
我们当前的在线电能怎么样？ What's our present on-line power reading?
密西根反应堆和华盛顿州立核电站在线 Michigan reactor and Washington State atomic plants on-line,
将军 general.
基地封闭，中士 Lock us in, sergeant.
W. A. M. P.锁定完成，先生 W.A.M.P. Secure, sir.
好 All right.
让我们启动黄色预警 Let's go to response level yellow.
启动黄色预警 Initiating level yellow.
准备好武器系统 Run your full servo and arming.
武器加载完毕 Servo on and armed.
soul finger! "Soul Finger. "
soul finger "Soul Finger. "
她说啥？ What's she saying?
头发...梳子...头枕 Hair... Hairbrush... Headrest.
你这是从哪学的俄语，从杰西潘尼那？ Jesus, where'd you learn your Russian, J.C. Penney?
当她是个孩子时，在立陶宛 When she was a child in Lithuania,
她叔叔给她讲过些怪事 her uncle used to tell a story...
例如，有人从圆盘上下来偷走了一头牛 ...about strange beings that came down from a disk and stole an ox...
村民们本来是准备烤了那只牛的 ...which the village had put aside for roasting.
我跟你说这能行 I told you it would work.
人人都知道UFO Everybody knows about UFOs.
显然，外星人解剖了牛 Apparently the aliens from the silver disk dissected the ox...
把最好的肉留给他们自己了 ...and kept the best pieces of meat for themselves.
所以我们欠他们一头牛 So what? So we owe them a cow.
我们从哪去弄头牛？ Where do we get one?
跟我做 Do what I do.
来自冲突地区的卫星信号 Satscram signal from the strike site.
你们的GLG-20已经成功潜入 Your GLG-20s have penetrated successfully
正等待进一步指示 and are awaiting the go-code.
打开并锁定地面反射器 Open and lock down ground deflectors.
地面反射器打开并锁定 Ground deflectors opened and locked.
好，杜斯妥也夫斯基，说啥？ Okay, Dostoyevsky, what does it say?
它说... It says:
“靠近SS-50... "Approach SS-50...
可程控火箭” ...source programmable rocket. "
简单 Easy.
“在火箭前面找到控制盒” "Find control box at front of transporter "
小菜一碟 This is a snap.
“按下竖着的面板上的红色按钮” "For erector panel, push red button "
“按下红色按钮” "Depress red key switch"
“输入首位数字序列” " Enter first numbered sequence"
接着说 Go
“3-3-9” "Three-three-nine"
“杠2-5-9” "dash two-five-nine"
“杠6” "dash six"
"现在在卫星上确认一下" "Acknowledge compliance on Satscram now "
GLG-20确认编程和一致性 GLG-20s acknowledge programming and compliance.
让所有的空中设备进入最终的弹射模式 Bring all birds into final bounce mode.
弹射模式启用 Bounce mode engaged.
发给他们发射代码 Send them the go-code.
“接着输入序列7-4” "Go with numbered sequence,seven-four"
“杠7-4” "dash seven-four"
“杠8-8-3” "dash eight-eight-three"
“杠5，杠3” "dash five, dash three. "
SAC-COM确认了从苏维埃中亚地区发射导弹 SAC-COM confirms an outbound blip from Soviet Central Asia.
它正在路上 It's on its way.
覆盖所有SAC 的警报 Override all SAC alerts
让它停机十分钟 with stand-down orders for 10 minutes.
SAC覆盖代码输入 SAC override code, entered.
错误，停机 Error. Stand down.
我认为我们刚刚启动了第三次世界大战 I think we just started World War Ill.
她想知道为啥我们要这么做 She wants to know why we would do such a thing.
告诉她，我们也想知道为什么 Tell her so do we.
他们在说什么？ What are they saying?
现在是上午4:47 It's 4:47 a. m.
他们说火箭炸毁目标还有28分钟 They're saying it'll be 28 minutes before the rocket detonates above its target...
目标是美国大陆某地 ...somewhere inside the continental United States.
让我想想...28分钟 Let's see, 28 minutes.
那再有18分钟美国雷达就会发现它 That's 18 until it's inside the U.S. Radar cup.
加上两分钟的反应时间 Figure two for our response,
也就是还有20分钟的时间 say 20 until total commitment.
在我们的报复打击前大约有20加22分钟 Figure 20, 22 until the first impact of our retaliatory strike.
也就是说我们现在还有42分钟 I figure we have 42 minutes
然后我们所知的文明就毁灭了 until the end of civilization as we know it.
想出去干一把吗？ You want to go out with a bang?
你敢再说一遍？！ I beg your pardon?
只是个想法而已 Just an idea.
如果我们是在酒吧里 You know, if we were sitting in a bar,
我会往你的脸上泼水的 I'd throw a drink right in your face.
但在目前的情况下 But under the circumstances...
这也不是个坏主意 ...it's not such a bad idea.
释放所有的脉冲 Release full pulse.
3... Three...
2... ...two...
1... ...one...
开火 Mark.
反射脉冲没有击中目标，先生 Bounce pulse failed to connect with target, sir.
你刚才说什么，士兵？ Just what are you saying, soldier?
我们没击中，先生 We missed it, sir.
什么？ What?
我们没击中火箭，无效 We missed the rocket. It didn't work.
无效？那脉冲波去哪了？ Didn't work?Where did the pulse go?
我也不知道，先生 Don't know, sir,
但显然它没击中目标 but it definitely didn't connect.
- Wow，-太棒了！ - Wow.- Excellent!
我们最好打电话给总统 We'd better call the president.
我们不打电话给任何人 We're not calling anyone.
不打电话给任何人，你什么意思？ What do you mean,we're not calling anyone?
总统必须知道这次袭击不是由苏联发动的 The president must know that this attack was not initiated by the Soviet Union.
我们早就为这起意外做好准备了 We are prepared for this contingency.
你到底想干什么？ What in hell do you intend to do?
先生，你知道 You understand, sir...
我们向自己的国家发了颗核弹 ...that we are responsible for launching a nuclear weapon
我们是要为此负责任的 against our own country!
先生们，指挥中心之外没人知道这事 No one outside this command center has that information,
当我们委托Schmectel公司 gentlemen.When we commissioned the Schmectel Corporation
来研究这种精确的事件序列时 to research this precise event-sequence scenario,
确定无疑的是我们的核武器的持续开发 it was determined that the continual stockpiling
正变得弄巧成拙 and development of our nuclear arsenal was becoming self-defeating.
不使用的武器是没有用的武器 A weapon unused is a useless weapon.
SAC-COM 确定所有的防御系统已就位 SAC-COM confirms.All defense systems commitment ready.
我们也确认了总统在空中指挥中心 We have verification. The president is aboard the airborne command center now.
我相信总统下令全面进攻 I'm sure it will only be a matter of minutes
也就是几分钟的事 before the president commits to total release.
上帝呀！ Jesus Christ.
你看，我们不得不展示 You see, we had to show
我们有技术上的能力 that we had the technical capability
并且有决心 and were determined.
历史一再证明 History demonstrates conclusively
天真的等待和平 that naive wishing for peace...
是鼓励入侵者的最好方式 ...is the surest possible way to encourage an aggressor.
我命令你让我立即和总统通话！ I demand you place me in communication with the president!
放松，鲁比先生 Relax, Mr. Ruby.
此地下掩体足够结实 This facility is more than adequately stocked...
能提供在地下舒服的过17个月 ...for a comfortable 17 months of below-ground existence.
我们会没事的 We'll be fine.
先生，你的行为 By your actions, sir,
是在拿人类的未来冒险 you are risking the future of the human race!
为了保证美国方式的生活... To guarantee the American way of life...
我愿意冒这个险 ...I'm willing to take that risk.
难以置信，十五分钟前 Hard to believe it's been only 15 minutes
我毁了这个世界 since I destroyed the world.
再有十五分钟，一切都结束了 In another 15 minutes, it'll all be over.
毁灭世界就用这么点时间，也太短了 Such a short time to destroy a world.
想起我高中的指导老师说过 And to think my high school guidance counselor said
我将一事无成 I'd never amount to anything.
现在看我干了多么大的事... It just goes to show...
指导！源编程指导！ Guidance?Source Programmable guidance!
菲茨·休姆！布瓦耶！ Fitz-Hume! Boyer!
起来！起来！ Get up! Get up!
快！快！ Come on! Come on!
快！ Come on!
菲茨·休姆！ Fitz-Hume!
布瓦耶！ Boyer!
等一下！这发生了什么事？ Wait a minute.What's going on here?
你有个帐篷？ You have a tent?
把卫星接收器给我 Bring me the Satscram dish
我认为我们能召回它 I think we can recall it.
你啥意思，召回它？ What do you mean? recall it?
你以为这是有缺陷的斑马牌汽车吗？ You mean like a defective Pinto?
把这个放到高处 Take this up
高处，爬上去 Up. Climb!
拿块石头来，拿个锤子来 Grab a rock! Grab a hammer!
我们能让它转向 We can divert it!
它是被造成能响应飞行命令的 It's made to respond to in-flight commands through their sat-relay network
给你石头 Here's a rock
去卫星接收终端那 Go to the Satscram terminal
现在做什么？ Now what?
把那玩意砸烂 Smash that thing
砸烂了 It's broken
拿过来 Bring it here
不是石头 Not the rock
这有啥用？它都支离破碎了 What's the use?It's probably all over anyway
不，不，不 No, no, no
我们要做的只是切换发射板 All we have to do is switch sending boards
好了,布瓦耶, Okay,Boyer,
以相反的顺序输入发射码 start sending the launch sequence in reverse order
好的，先生 Yes, sir
菲茨·休姆 Fitz-Hume,
把这些接到一起 hold these together
我要短路一下 I've got to make the splice
接到一起 Hold it together
哦！我被电着了 Ow! I got a shock
你是会被电的 And you will
我不管它有多疼 I don't care how painful it is
你必须把它们连在一起 you've got to hold them together
你就是电桥 You are the circuit bridge
但，但，但是... But, but, but...
我需要，嗯... I need...
比面包盒还大？ Bigger than a bread box?
我需要，嗯，嗯... I need...
电影名？ The title of a movie?
动物和他们的天然栖息地？ Animals in their natural habitats?
书名吗？是圆的吗？ Book title? Things that are round?
触电而死的东西？ Things that are square.Things that are being electrocuted?
找到了！ Got it!
几英里? Miles?
5...0...0 Five...zero...zero
我们做到了！ We did it!
我们做到？我们做到了！ We did?We did it!
我可以借你的帐篷用用吗？ Can I borrow your tent?
SAC-COM 确认入侵飞弹炸了 SAC-COM confirms destruction of the inbound at Zulu 3000 hours
其他的入侵飞弹呢？ What about the rest of their inbounds?
没有，先生 There are none, sir
美国和苏联均完全撤回发射 Both the U.S. And Soviet response chain on full recall
该死 Damn
取消了 Recall
把他们抓起来，所有的都抓 Place them under arrest. All of them
等等！我们不认识这些人 Wait ! We don't know these men
哦！我们是被绑架的！ Oh! We were kidnapped!
没错！被绑架！ That's right! Kidnapped!
对！我们在，我们在露天影院被绑架的！ We were! We were at the drive-in!
随着从昨天晚上一直进行到今天下午的 As the disarmament talks continue through closed sessions...
裁军谈判在此封闭进行 ...last night and on into this afternoon,a feeling of positive anticipation...
媒体一致认为谈判将取得积极的进展 ...is shared by everyone in the press corps
会议室的门开了 The doors to the conference room are opening
我看见美国的首席代表 I see the chief United States delegate,
艾米特·菲茨·休姆先生 Mr. Emmett Fitz-Hume.
菲茨·休姆先生 Mr. Fitz-Hume.
嗨，爱德 Hi, Ed.
这里的每个人都急切地想知道 Everybody at home is most anxious to know
事情怎么样了 how things are going in there.
好的，爱德，现在 Well, Ed, right now
我们正处于极度敏感的关键时刻 we're at an extremely sensitive juncture.
当然，即使轻微的言行不当 And of course, the slightest misperceived phrase or gesture...
也会影响到我们至今取得的一切进展 ...could upset everything we've achieved today.
现在，请原谅，爱德... Now, if you'll excuse me, Ed.
谢谢，菲茨·休姆先生 Thank you, Mr. Fitz-Hume
谢谢，爱德 Thank you, Ed.
艾米特·菲茨·休姆先生 Mr. Emmett Fitz-Hume,
美国的首席谈判专家 chief state department negotiator...
在裁军谈判会议上 ...here at the disarmament talks,
重新进入了被他称为 re-entering what he has called...
“巧妙平衡会谈”的谈判中去了 ...the "delicately balanced negotiations "
同志们！ Comrade!
好吧 Okay
哪一首小理查德的歌 "What Little Richard song
是美国二十世纪五十年代的电影的名字 was the title of a 1950s movie...
这部电影主演是杰恩·曼斯菲尔德 ...starring Jayne Mansfield?"
善良之神，茉莉小姐？ "Good Golly Miss Molly"?
伟大的火球？ "Great Balls of Fire"?
错了！答案是：女孩搞不定 Wrong! It was "The Girl Can't Help It. "
不好意思，你们输了 Sorry, You lose
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