Flemish day and had sat for two weeks well I'll be glad to give you some money
for food can't keep food down never could
I'll do anything I can to help you
anything oh thank
may I be permitted to introduce myself my name is Aramis I am a vampire overt
of course you know that I say what happened your fangs
oh they're retractable when not in use oh it's alright I didn't buy deep you
won't become one of us it was the best blood I have ever tasted and from such a
noble source you are the great arch Edwin Hayes the writer of those
magnificent horror stories you are my favorite author I wouldn't have thought
you needed to read horror stories so you do yourself an injustice everybody likes
to read about themselves and their own kind
yes well I'm glad Rapinoe helped you I'm glad you like my blood my books but I
must be on my way oh no I can't hear of such a thing you
want more of my blood no no no you misunderstand me I owe you something I
want to help you to repay you no it's quite all right thank you very
much I'm glad using a service well I can get your material for your next book
material what sort of material I will take you to a place where my friends for
gather there are vampires werewolves ghouls every kind of monster you could
ever imagine and some far beyond the imagining of mere mortals there you will
find stories of such blood-curdling terror that it will make your toes curl
and your hair reach up towards the sky where is this place it's just a short
distance it's called the monster club
okay my
Wolfgang
I have to use play Type B is awesome but I'll have to make do with that comment
type o divine messages tomato juice
I could looking in the monster nation mr. wheeler wants to meet you he's
waiting for the moon with a bison touch what
you hear a midnight crush no you can trust
Thank You of them now this is present enough but it doesn't sustain us but to
get real nourishment we have to take our food directly from the source and it becomes more difficult constantly people
are so well-educated these days it's all those horror films and television
everybody knows about garlic and steaks through the heart yes we all have our
cross to bear
I'd rather you didn't use that word oh that's a monsters genealogical chart you
see first we have the primate monsters vampires werewolves and ghouls now a
vampire and the werewolf would produce a weird vamp but a werewolf in a ghoul
would produce a weird goo but a vampire in the ghoul would produce a bamboo a
weird goo and we're vamp would produce a shedding now a we're goo in the VAM goo
would produce a Maddy but a will famine of van ghoul would produce a Randy now
if a shaggy were to mate with a Randy for a Maddy the results would be amok
amok frankly that's just a polite name for a mongrel you know it's it's quite simple really
all you have to do is remember the basic rules of monster them vampires up will
woes hunt ghouls tear shad ease lick Maddie's Jean mocks blow but shadmocks
only whistle that monks if for mock worse mate with any of the other hybrids
their offsprings would be called shad ma and they only whistle well they don't do
it very often some do terrifying or but you should see
the results of her shadmocks whistling chatbox are the lowest in the monster
higher yet they have this power what happened on a shed luck whistles I heard
of a man once who saw the results of a shadmocks with that's all he saw and yet
yeah
he's been like that for the past six months if we only knew what was going on
behind those staring eyes we might be able to help him he was found under
extraordinary and inexplicable circumstances
anything nothing have used to us maybe we ought to profit jobs and be slaves
all our lives know what we need to the big one one big break someone we can take to all these work good enough money
we might even get married oh you're selling antiquary requires
secretary to help catalog collection and preparing you for some of those old food
about stuff that's worth thousands go melt it down untraceable not very likely
these are free enough money
hmm a brick house
mr. Raven I'm Angela Angela Jones I wrote to you about your advertisement
yes of course please do come in my study is this way they all have to be catalogued before we begin there's
something I must tell you some people find me difficult and impossible to work
for why did you beat up your secret tryst no I I pride myself on being a very easy task master it's just
I can't do it how did he turn you down he wanted me all right and the house is
full of good stuff but the way he looked there's something
terrifying about him full of good stuff I'm not going back
how do you get someone to clean this place I can't but I can't ask people to
come here you have no idea how hard it was for me to to advertise for you I
must never go near people I can never go outside these grounds
don't you ever lonely only you knew the academic my loneliness some of my
relation visit me from time to time but they're different why can't you go what is all the noise the traffic I might
I didn't mean to frighten they're my only friends soon though I'll learn to
get to know you soon they'll accept you as a friend
Wow I must get to work
I've always been fascinated by the things of the dead it's probably
something to do with my ancestry and then the living have always
I used to wear a mask once it was no use it just made people curious they had to
see what was underneath then it's much better to get over the shock right at
the beginning then they might even grow accustomed
should always have flowers masses of flowers
you'll always be surrounded with flowers
the birds will expect their big sister yes yes you're right I mustn't neglect
my other friends
you've no idea what meeting you has been
what are you playing what's going on let's forget it check the whole thing in
you're afraid of him you said yourself he was a weekly what
can he do I don't know at least get hold of something so i can see what sort of
stuff he's got get it valued do like it you're in love with him or something no
he terrifies me
now
this sort of stuffs almost impossible defense it's too specialized and we need
a talented for the meltdown Valley to be worth anything at all so we give up yeah
we've invested too much to chuck it in now Biffy snow you you almost certainly
pays for that stuff in cash you must have a safe some way to keep it handy
probably keep some of the small really valuable articles in there too
does he come out of his room yet I haven't seen him for days good then you have plenty of opportunity
to look for the safe
Angela look it used to belong to princess Sahara she was said to be the
most beautiful woman of her day that was some three thousand years ago say oh you
must hide your coloring matches your eyes your skin
you should keep all those things in the bank I don't like thanks you have to see
people know my things are much better
here with me Angela will you marry me I
realized my appearance and everything
but you could still love me
we've got it all planned do it don't worry everything will be just remember the plan play along with him get him to
give you the ring as an engagement present and then remember the combination when he opens the safe you
may be so very very happy of course you may have the ring it's only fitting it
should adorn a living hand after so many centuries such a beautiful hand I I have
something of a confession I must make to you I am a sad walk that suppose you
know what that is if I ever whistle well I must never whistle no matter what
happens
you must beat some of my relations they could explain the situation to you much better than I ever can party an
engagement party it can be in fancy dress everyone can wear masks my
relations are a bit much to take all at once that way you can have a chance to get used to them gradually I like
dressing up on spite of my relations in spite of everything you could still love
me
it is a crime to hide such beauty but here we must all be mastered
I love may I present my great-uncle Uriah great uncle may I present my bride-to-be this angelajones
the money in the other things that don't matter to me
take them do what you want with them give them to him so ever you please
you could still love me oh no no don't touch me that's all I ever wanted from
you you must even say that I could never love you
but did you get it
you still love me
there is nothing sadder than the agonized grief of it and the hottest
bump they're playing my song
hey fix me a drink and making a Bloody Mary don't forget to spike in my
favorite record you're so vain you come from Pennsylvania I'm from Transylvania
see
down
jazz
yeah
just
the club secretary
oh then turn producer for like they all it's a great honor for me to be invited
here tonight to show you an excerpt from my latest film it is I assure you the picture very close to my heart for his
based on my own childhood but in a modern setting
lower-budget I was born and brought up here in London I can't say I am ever
felt the urge to follow in my father's profession you see he was a night worker
who spent the daylight hours asleep he needed peace and quiet but as a
naturally shy child I too was glad we lived in a secluded
house and avoided our neighbours but even the Shia Sutra must go to school my
mother may the earth lay lightly on her bones was always determined
I should look my best
now remember Oh God never speak to strangers
now Manfred you must hurry or you'll miss the 5:30 what's the circus Oh quite
right my dear your business is so messy I shouldn't like to think of you being
taken for a butcher oh I've worked during tonight I must get my sleep
are you of it oh no my son I am NOT of it but I suppose I do have something to
do with the food trade i lightens the burden and also we have too much and
receive certain nutritional benefits in return a hip and we suck em in the
fielding feed without greed set has always been asleep the rush hour trains and say after theatre cards provide a
rich harvest for someone who knows his business
mr. Robers becomes a lookout was a guinea to be squat
be fair of men carrying diodon hystrix I do not think there there's any need to
reveal the problems of your profession a gentleman does not mix his business and
her life sufficient for Linton to know that he has an unusual father who loves
his family love him
boom
we've got to swim the thing will see you crying
now you mustn't worry about those horrid children teasing you you see you must
remember that you are better than they are back in the old country
where we came from your father was a nobleman
he's a count which means of course that I am a countess well then you must be a
bike
I don't I'm better than all of you I'm a five-count
what did you say I said I'm a Viking my lord
your grace you think we'd children what's going on here
oh come on I'll I'll walk home with you and see that they don't harm you
merciful heavens why not my mother told me never to speak to strangers but I'm
not a stranger I'm a clergyman would you like a caramel
no thank you I can't let anyone come to my home why
not I don't know there must be a reason I think my father escaped from somewhere
in the middle of Europe perhaps he's hiding why were those limbs of Satan so
angry with you I said I was of I can't mmm is your father a nobleman I hardly
seen my father he sleeps all day and goes out at night where does he sleep
downstairs I've never been there why don't you go down there one day he might
wake up early and play with you waited her mother goes out then she needn't
know
I'm just going to the shops now you remember it's not to let anyone in while I'm away
Armand
we are the B Squad sunny the blini Special Branch concerned with blood
crimes we have sworn to eradicate the curse of vampirism from this land sir
he's getting dark the boy said his father slept downstairs look for a
cellar your father has been the most difficult case of my career I've hunted
him for months he's been clever very clever but now I've got him down he
should witness the end
I'll get an ambulance
you'll need more than an ambulance my husband didn't just take a tricular
refreshment he bit deep do you know what that means
you are one of his kind now you will have to be staked fire own men she's
right sir the virus is in you come moonlight you'll be on the rampage we'll
have to do our duty sir
you are talking to Pickering a departmental agent head of the blini why
I've staked over 2,000 facts you can't mean you wouldn't want us chasing you
through the underground sir wouldn't be respectful sir no if you could just see
your way to layin out nice and flat like well Envy I'll do instill your ticker in
a jiffy where would you be most comfortable
Watson stretcher
well thank you for a very pleasant evening I really must go the other
segment is about to connect
beautiful
yes that girl there's the Buffett chocolate
georgina monsters you know that's a Hume a cross between a ghoul and the human
being as well as mating with each other monsters not to make human being results
in nearly always disastrous do it what do they do they pursue like that Hume
goes evil Harold though apart from an unfortunate appetite for carrion which
they get from the side of I believe to hear it over their relations one of them
told me an intriguing story once it started with you
again it's a wrap last night I want you to print three eleven and thirteen I
suppose I'll have to sort the whole mess out in the cutting room as usual ah Sam can you have a look at these pictures of
the new locations that we've where you looked here here and here well what's wrong with this area it
looks far more remote far more promising I want a strange eerie lonely half
deserted village in which to make an atmospheric horror film you really
expect to find such a place surrounded by a motorway a power station and a
group of five-star hotels I'll go out this weekend and I'll find the place
myself
know anyone here
I'd like to use your telephone no telephone here but perhaps you could help me you see I'd like to use this
village for a film a film for the cinema
but whose permission do I need who runs things around here around the elders how
do I contact him he'll be here soon
don't worry about it see I'll have my production office or oh man I'll talk to my argument when I get back to London
tonight you not get cannot do far not safe for not you stay here
did it be there vermin I lightly then serving real monsters
they are that may be safe
it's someone directly to the nearest garage ah
well surely you can suggest something soon be dark thanks - dog stay here
Dadda say you eat this
rabbits too I cook what's your name
you mean our Michael
that is keeper of him
do all people on the outside wear clothes like yours outside we're only a
couple of miles on the main highway an hour and my car would take it to a big
city these only clothes we have clothing boxes
all come from offices
taking work with hands to make that four boxes or were you people get these boxes
in ground on gathering night all come from boxes clothes would food or from
boxes no more boxes left now all come
I not like others I hyungo my mother from outside when I born
she'd be put into box then dug up for great eating Dada says she caught in mist like you and motorcar you know are
they gonna do with me
tell me beat me tell me you're not gonna let it go until you do we must get our
feet
I know I've gotta get out of here why dad they're not going in there
fold down of going there can you light them
why younggu can going I come when I can help you
Almighty God hear the prayer of your miserable servant and granted the power
to set down the unthinkable evil I have witnessed we should have destroyed the
first one crushed it underfoot burnt his foul carcass and tossed the ashes to the
wind as it squatted behind a tombstone and did jib upon us but I may I be
forgiven did implore mercy for the creature I took it into my house washed away the filth filth the like of which I
had never before in my life behold I clad it in clean raiment and laid it on a soft bed where did I send merciful God
for should we not succor the afflicted give good for evil then one night when
the moon was full I saw it cursed be the eyes that seen the ears that hear feeding in the churchyard mud on the
hands sitting on a pile of Earth
boy we chased it away but for the one we drove away 12 did return and they danced
around the village bands to mark the place
even as I write I can hear them
not to beat me because I help you why not go back if you go you'll not be
left here it's nonsense when I ask you I want you to go with me
and live the life a pretty girl you take me outside wear clothes like yours
really take me outside right all underground underground
do you know about the underground hardest say there is much good eating
underground
don't kill if hit head they call many animals that way
our next nothing more they wait for elders to come for great eating does not
like us have much wisdom you escape when elders are you what were
they this night
than when they run and stay beside me
and stop them
list eldest man look
I
broke that wouldn't that hit rabbit rabbit died someone that broke I die
soon
see outside pretty close I'll go and get some help it'd be
alright
there's a village it's a village up there a villager
we'll have the fuel take me to the free station
where are you going this is the way to them
stop don't worry sir we saw the supply wagon we'll take care of it
supply way it's just behind that car
you see we always give the elders a police escort when they return to love
the lives of monsters well it would make a good story wouldn't it it's so moral no nudity no sex a little violence
perhaps but now really I must go home no I've taken a liking to you but you promised no no no I'm going to
put you up for membership but I'm not a monster that's it you're the greatest
monster of them all Oh mr. club secretary I want to propose
my friend here as a member of this August assembly yes but can we truly
call this a monster club if we do not boast amongst our membership a single
member of the human race son sir what can he do in the past 60 years Hulme's
have exterminated over a hundred and fifty million of their own kind no
effort has been spared to reach this astronomical figure and the methods that
they have used must demand our unstinted admiration
you know Humes began with certain very serious disadvantages but these they
overcame with wonderful ingenuity not having a Fang or a claw or even the
whistle worth talking about they invented guns and tanks and bombs and
aeroplanes and extermination camps and poison gas and daggers and swords and
bayonets and booby traps and atomic bombs and flying missiles submarines warships aircraft carriers and motorcars
they have even perfected a process whereby they can spread a lethal disease
on any part of this planet not to say anything about nuclear power oh oh
during their short history you know humans have subjected other
Toomes to death by burning hanging decapitation strangulation
electrocution shooting drowning crushing racking disembowelling and other methods
far far too revolting for the delicate stomachs of this August descent
I never realized he was so talented we don't like to boast I celebrate the
installation of a new member may we hear our song
I was
through the mirror there's a stake through your heart
see
another sinister night another vampire girl give me on the face
down at the monster club
you