给你，先生。 HERE YOU GO, SIR.
你今天看起来很棒，先生。 汉森。 YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT TODAY, MR. HANSON.
好吧，人们。 20 秒播出。 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. 20 SECONDS TO AIR.
15 秒。 洛里在哪儿？ 15 SECONDS. WHERE'S LORIE?
5... 5...
4... 4...
3... 3...
2... 2...
现在，PERKELL 采暖和制冷 AND NOW, PERKELL HEATING AND COOLING
带给你他说，她说， BRINGS YOU HE SAID, SHE SAID,
与您的评论员 WITH YOUR COMMENTATORS
洛林·布莱尔和丹·汉森。 LORRAINE BRYER AND DAN HANSON.
今天的问题-- THE ISSUE TODAY--
第 41 号提案，高速公路合并。 PROPOSITION 41, THE HIGHWAY MERGER.
下午好，丹。 GOOD AFTERNOON, DAN.
10 月投票的第 41 号提案 PROPOSITION 41 ON THE BALLOT IN OCTOBER
将提供一个新的连接支线 WOULD PROVIDE FOR A NEW CONNECTING SPUR
合并 710 号和 88 号高速公路。 TO MERGE HIGHWAYS 710 AND 88.
在我看来，这次合并早就应该进行了。 IN MY VIEW, THIS MERGER IS LONG OVERDUE.
它不仅会改善访问， NOT ONLY WOULD IT IMPROVE ACCESS,
但它会允许最大的增长， BUT IT WOULD ALLOW FOR MAXIMUM GROWTH,
特别是在边远地区。 ESPECIALLY IN THE OUTLYING AREAS.
我知道你会说什么，丹-- I KNOW WHAT YOU'LL SAY, DAN--
41 号提案可以等待， THAT PROPOSITION 41 CAN WAIT,
现在不需要它了。 THAT THERE'S NO NEED FOR IT NOW.
但在两三年后， BUT IN TWO OR THREE YEARS,
太晚了。 IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
我们必须前进，否则就停下来。 WE MUST GO FORWARD OR WE STOP.
现在是时候了。 NOW IS THE TIME.
这就是我的看法。 AND THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
好吧，洛丽，给你-- WELL, LORIE, THERE YOU GO--
再次过度智能化。 OVER-INTELLECTUALIZING AGAIN.
常识告诉我们 COMMON SENSE TELLS US
根本不需要合并。 THAT A MERGER IS SIMPLY NOT NEEDED.
这两条高速公路各自独立运行。 THESE TWO HIGHWAYS FUNCTION QUITE WELL INDEPENDENTLY.
现在合并只会意味着增加支出， A MERGER NOW WOULD ONLY MEAN INCREASED SPENDING,
交通拥堵 TRAFFIC, AND CONGESTION
在已经很拥挤的地方。 IN AN ALREADY CROWDED AREA.
以及你所说的边远地区 AND THE OUTLYING AREAS THAT YOU SPEAK OF
已经达到稳定状态 HAVE REACHED A PLATEAU
预计不会有进一步增长的地方。 WHERE FURTHER GROWTH IS JUST NOT EXPECTED.
维持现状并没有错，洛丽。 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STATUS QUO, LORIE.
正如我的叔叔奥拉夫曾经说过的那样， AS MY UNCLE OLAF USED TO SAY,
“如果它没有损坏，为什么要修复它？” "WHY FIX IT IF IT AIN'T BROKEN?"
这就是我的看法--噢！ AND THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT--OW!
基督。 CHRIST.
评论员发表的意见 THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED BY THE COMMENTATORS
不一定是 WBAL 站的那些。 ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF STATION WBAL.
打扰一下。 对不起，请原谅。 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
哦。 就是这个。 OH. THIS IS IT.
她这次做得太过分了。 SHE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.
你对她做了什么？ WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
她在空中疯了， SHE GOES NUTS ON THE AIR,
你问我对她做了什么？ AND YOU'RE ASKING ME WHAT I DID TO HER?
你一定做了什么。 YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING.
您不会用直截了当的对象进行反驳。 YOU DON'T MAKE A REBUTTAL WITH A BLUNT OBJECT.
你做这个。 太恶心了。 YOU DO THIS. IT'S TOO DISGUSTING.
我只希望 WELLER 没有看到今天的演出。 I JUST HOPE WELLER DIDN'T SEE THE SHOW TODAY.
他会没事的。 回去工作。 HE'LL BE FINE. GET BACK TO WORK.
请。 PLEASE.
艾米丽，找点阿司匹林。 EMILY, FIND SOME ASPIRIN.
看看所有这些电话，先生。 瑟曼。 LOOK AT ALL THOSE PHONE CALLS, MR. THURMAN.
数百个。 HUNDREDS OF THEM.
秃鹰。 他们都等不及了 VULTURES. THEY ALL CAN'T WAIT
看看明天会发生什么。 TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW.
是的。 我也不行。 YEAH. NEITHER CAN I.
等一下。 WAIT A MINUTE.
他们都等不及了 THEY ALL CAN'T WAIT
看看明天会发生什么。 TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW.
这可能是最好的事情 THIS COULD BE THE BEST THING
这曾经发生在我们身上。 如果我们促进这项权利... THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US. IF WE PROMOTE THIS RIGHT...
你永远不会相信我刚刚和谁谈过-- YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO I JUST TALKED TO--
BILL WELLER 的秘书本人。 BILL WELLER'S SECRETARY HERSELF.
你做了？ 这意味着 WELLER 看到了今天的节目。 YOU DID? THAT MEANS WELLER SAW THE SHOW TODAY.
看，这可能很好。 这可能非常好。 SEE, THIS COULD BE GOOD. THIS COULD BE VERY GOOD.
他喜欢这种东西。 她说了什么？ HE LOVES THIS KIND OF STUFF. WHAT DID SHE SAY?
她说他会打电话。 SHE SAID HE WOULD BE CALLING.
你听到了吗？ 她说 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE SAID--
等待。 比尔韦勒给我打电话？ WAIT. BILL WELLER'S CALLING ME?
在我的手机上？ 亲自？ ON MY PHONE? PERSONALLY?
这可能很糟糕，非常糟糕。 THIS COULD BE BAD, VERY BAD.
他从不亲自打电话给你 HE NEVER CALLS YOU PERSONALLY
除非他真的想伤害你。 UNLESS HE REALLY WANTS TO HURT YOU.
我们搞砸了。 WE'RE SCREWED.
沃利，坐下。 放松。 深呼吸。 WALLY, SIT DOWN. RELAX. TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
你不知道他在想什么。 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING.
它可能没有那么糟糕。 IT MAY NOT BE THAT BAD.
你认为他仍然会把你放在他的网络上 YOU THINK HE'LL STILL PUT YOU ON HIS NETWORK
在今天的惨败之后？ AFTER TODAY'S FIASCO?
洛里搞砸了整个交易。 LORIE BLEW THE ENTIRE DEAL.
看。 我会和 LORIE 谈谈。 LOOK. I'LL TALK TO LORIE.
他在你们两个身上花了一大笔钱， HE'S SPENDING A FORTUNE ON YOU TWO,
他看着你在空中分手。 AND HE WATCHES YOU BREAK UP ON THE AIR.
我们没有分手。 WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP.
这就是我们的方式，我和 LORIE。 THIS IS THE WAY WE ARE, ME AND LORIE.
这就是我们一直以来的方式。 THIS IS THE WAY WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN.
你好。 这是 LORIE BRYER。 HI. THIS IS LORIE BRYER.
我在太阳的人物部分。 I'M WITH THE PEOPLE SECTION OF THE SUN.
[电话铃声] [TELEPHONE RINGS]
汉森。 HANSON.
是的。 你好。 谢谢你给我回电话。 YES. HELLO. THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME BACK.
我正在为霍利斯教授写讣告。 I'M DOING THE OBITUARY ON PROFESSOR HOLLIS.
新娘的颜色... COLOR OF THE BRIDE'S...
什么时候举行婚礼--呃，葬礼？ WHAT TIME IS THE WEDDING--UH, FUNERAL?
普斯？ 正确的。 好的。 PUCE? RIGHT. OK.
家庭有任何特殊要求吗？ DOES THE FAMILY HAVE ANY SPECIAL REQUESTS?
代替鲜花。 伟大的。 IN LIEU OF FLOWERS. GREAT.
非常感谢。 THANKS VERY MUCH.
再见。 BYE-BYE.
PUCE。 PUCE.
好吧，这绝对是普利策奖的材料。 WELL, THIS IS DEFINITELY PULITZER PRIZE MATERIAL.
这将使新闻业大发雷霆。 THIS WILL TURN JOURNALISM ON ITS EAR.
这里没有小工作，布赖尔小姐。 THERE ARE NO SMALL JOBS HERE, MISS BRYER.
报纸是每天的奇迹， A NEWSPAPER IS A DAILY MIRACLE,
我们都是其中的一部分。 AND WE'RE ALL PART OF IT.
哈哈哈哈哈！ HA HA HA HA HA!
戴安娜。 DIANA.
哦，你看起来不可思议。 OH, YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.
是你的头发，对吧？ IT'S YOUR HAIR, RIGHT?
这是你的削减。 你找到了你的伤口。 IT'S YOUR CUT. YOU FOUND YOUR CUT.
我们星期五还在吗？ WE STILL ON FOR FRIDAY?
今天是我姐姐的生日。 IT'S MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY.
我们可以改到星期六吗？ CAN WE CHANGE IT TO SATURDAY?
当然。 绝对地。 没问题。 SURE. ABSOLUTELY. NO PROBLEM.
我的整个日程安排由您决定。 MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL.
希拉。 希拉。 希拉。 SHEILA. SHEILA. SHEILA.
我有一个问题。 I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
我们可以把星期六改成星期五吗？ CAN WE CHANGE SATURDAY TO FRIDAY?
今天是我姐姐的生日。 IT'S MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY.
当然，丹。 我能做到。 SURE, DAN. I CAN DO THAT.
哦谢谢。 谢谢你。 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
你是天使。 YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
谢谢。 THANKS.
担！ DAN!
拉屎。 SHIT.
担！ DAN!
糟糕的、以自我为中心的、三时制的混蛋。 LOUSY, SELF-CENTERED, THREE-TIMING JERK.
人渣。 SCUMBAG.
天啊。 我爱上了... OH, GOD. I FELL FOR...
嘘。 SHH.
现在我发现他有女朋友了。 NOW I FIND OUT HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
你没事吧？ YOU ALL RIGHT?
请听取我的建议。 JUST TAKE MY ADVICE.
远离他。 STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
永远不要和他出去。 NEVER GO OUT WITH HIM.
没有那个机会。 THERE'S NO CHANCE OF THAT.
我不会和胆小的人渣约会。 I DON'T GO OUT WITH COWARDLY SCUMBAGS.
我的意思是，每个人都在他身上看到了什么？ I MEAN, WHAT DOES EVERYBODY SEE IN HIM?
他没那么好看。 HE'S NOT THAT GOOD-LOOKING.
他认为自己很有魅力 HE THINKS THAT HE'S CHARMING
有了这些孩子气的东西， WITH ALL THIS BOYISH STUFF,
我无法想象 AND I CAN'T IMAGINE
性会很好。 THE SEX WOULD BE ANY GOOD.
出色地... WELL...
SLEAZEBALL 中有多少个 E？ HOW MANY Es IN SLEAZEBALL?
一个注意是好的， A NOTE IS GOOD,
但你需要提出一个更引人注目的观点。 BUT YOU NEED TO MAKE A MUCH MORE DRAMATIC POINT.
你应该打破一些东西。 YOU OUGHT TO JUST BREAK SOMETHING.
他的模特之一。 ONE OF HIS MODELS.
是的。 YEAH.
呃，不，狼人。 UH, NO, THE WOLFMAN.
那是他最喜欢的，我想。 THAT'S HIS FAVORITE, I THINK.
不好了。 我做不到。 OH, NO. I COULDN'T DO THAT.
你听过他说话吗 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HIM TALK
关于狼人？ ABOUT THE WOLFMAN?
它让我热泪盈眶。 IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES.
看。 帮我一个忙好吗？ LOOK. JUST DO ME A FAVOR, OK?
下次你见到他时， NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM,
你为我踢他的屁股。 YOU KICK HIS BUTT FOR ME.
你说对了。 YOU GOT IT.
好的。 OK.
你... YOU...
不要说一个字。 DON'T SAY A WORD.
你要让她糟蹋我的狼人。 YOU WERE GOING TO LET HER TRASH MY WOLFMAN.
嗯，你应得的， WELL, YOU DESERVE IT,
对那个可怜的女孩说谎。 LYING TO THAT POOR GIRL.
我有责任吗 AM I RESPONSIBLE
我约会对象的人格障碍？ FOR THE PERSONALITY DISORDERS OF MY DATES?
我告诉珍妮特我看到了其他女人。 I TOLD JANET I SEE OTHER WOMEN.
我不说谎。 I DON'T LIE.
什么，你帮助小老太太 WHAT, YOU HELP LITTLE OLD LADIES
也要过马路？ CROSS THE STREET, TOO?
我碰巧有 17 个功绩徽章。 I HAPPEN TO HAVE 17 MERIT BADGES.
顺便说一下， AND BY THE WAY,
和我做爱非常好。 SEX WITH ME IS VERY GOOD.
嗯。 UH-HUH.
我敢肯定。 I'M SURE.
为什么？ 你听到什么了吗？ WHY? HAVE YOU HEARD SOMETHING?
你听到了什么？ WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?
没有。 NOTHING.
好的，每个人。 OK, EVERYBODY.
我知道周围有很多谣言 I KNOW THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF RUMORS FLOATING AROUND
自从梦露宣布退休。 SINCE MONROE ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT.
所以，我决定给年轻的先生。 汉森在这里 SO, I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE YOUNG MR. HANSON HERE
那根柱子上的裂缝。 A CRACK AT THAT COLUMN.
恭喜。 CONGRATULATIONS.
哈利，过来。 HARRY, COME HERE.
[耳语] 听着，我昨天告诉过你 [WHISPERING] Listen, I told you yesterday
我答应给布赖尔小姐写专栏。 I promised the column to Miss Bryer.
她是员工中最好的作家。 She's the best writer on the staff.
我要你解决这个问题。 I want you to fix this.
AW，基督，ED。 AW, CHRIST, ED.
我希望你没有那样做。 I WISH YOU HADN'T DONE THAT.
呃，DAN，还有，呃……BRYER 小姐， UH, DAN, AND, UH...MISS BRYER,
会议结束后在我的办公室。 IN MY OFFICE AFTER THIS MEETING.
从技术上讲，专栏页面是 ED 的领地， TECHNICALLY, THE OP-ED PAGE IS ED'S TERRITORY,
但我确实希望，洛丽， BUT I DO WISH, LORIE,
他告诉我他答应给你专栏。 THAT HE'D TOLD ME HE PROMISED YOU THE COLUMN.
我做到了。 I DID.
现在，我们决定做什么 NOW, WHAT WE'VE DECIDED TO DO
以一种最像所罗门和相当懦弱的方式， IN A MOST SOLOMON-LIKE AND QUITE COWARDLY FASHION,
是给你们两个机会。 IS TO GIVE YOU BOTH A SHOT AT IT.
你们都在关注这个公共雕塑吗？ YOU'VE BOTH BEEN FOLLOWING THIS PUBLIC SCULPTURE THING?
不要觉得你必须模仿梦露。 DON'T FEEL YOU HAVE TO IMITATE MONROE.
使用你自己的风格，意见。 USE YOUR OWN STYLE, OPINIONS.
1,500 字，在我的办公桌上，5:00 之前 1,500 WORDS, ON MY DESK, BY 5:00
明天出版。 FOR PUBLICATION TOMORROW.
祝伴郎获胜。 MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.
或者最好的女人。 OR THE BEST WOMAN.
这真的很糟糕。 THIS REALLY SUCKS.
告诉我怎么回事儿。 TELL ME ABOUT IT.
哦拜托。 不要告诉我你已经完成了。 OH, PLEASE. DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE DONE ALREADY.
您是完全考虑它，还是只是……打字？ DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL, OR DO YOU JUST...TYPE?
我不需要思考。 I DON'T NEED TO THINK.
常识告诉我该说什么。 COMMON SENSE TELLS ME WHAT TO SAY.
常识，嗯？ COMMON SENSE, HUH?
我会告诉你什么。 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
我会等到你完成。 I'LL WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE DONE.
我们会把它们放在一起 WE'LL HAND THEM IN TOGETHER
只是为了给你一个公平的机会。 JUST TO GIVE YOU A FAIR SHOT.
所以，我在新闻学院度过的那些年 SO, ALL THOSE YEARS I SPENT IN JOURNALISM SCHOOL
只是在浪费我的时间吗？ WERE JUST A WASTE OF MY TIME?
我不认为自己是一名记者。 I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF A JOURNALIST.
我不会吹嘘它。 I WOULDN'T BRAG ABOUT IT.
我是一名报社记者。 I'M A NEWSPAPERMAN.
精髓。 愚蠢，但精辟。 PITHY. DUMB, BUT PITHY.
听--听-- LISTEN-- LISTEN--
前进。 GO AHEAD.
明天之后， AFTER TOMORROW,
我们中的一个人永远不会说话 ONE OF US IS NEVER GOING TO SPEAK
给另一个人，所以我...... TO THE OTHER ONE AGAIN, SO I...
晚餐怎么样？ HOW ABOUT DINNER?
你在这。 THERE YOU ARE.
还有你，先生。 AND YOU, SIR.
到我的新专栏。 TO MY NEW COLUMN.
这篇论文要过几个小时才能发表。 THE PAPER DOESN'T COME OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
这里。 你也可以接受这些。 HERE. YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE THESE, TOO.
不。 我只是想尝一尝。 NO. I JUST WANTED A TASTE.
担。 DAN.
苏珊。 SUSAN.
你好。 HI.
哦。 OH.
哇。 你看起来棒极了。 WOW. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
你的头发看起来很棒。 那是你。 YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT. THAT IS YOU.
那是你的剪裁。 THAT IS YOUR CUT.
谢谢你。 并感谢您的鲜花。 THANK YOU. AND THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS.
太甜蜜了。 THAT WAS SO SWEET.
你记得我提到过喜欢妈妈。 YOU REMEMBERED I MENTIONED LIKING MUMS.
好吧，你明白了。 我很高兴。 WELL, YOU GOT THEM. I'M GLAD.
听着，SUSAN，这是 LORIE。 LISTEN, SUSAN, THIS IS LORIE.
她的，呃... SHE'S, UH...
她在我对面的隔间里。 SHE'S GOT THE CUBICLE ACROSS FROM ME.
听。 我不是有意打断的。 LISTEN. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
让我们聚在一起，去参加艺术开幕式？ LET'S GET TOGETHER, GO TO AN ART OPENING?
那太好了。 给我打个电话。 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. GIVE ME A CALL.
但不要改变你的头发， BUT DON'T CHANGE YOUR HAIR,
或者交易结束。 OR THE DEAL'S OFF.
我不会。 I WON'T.
再见。 BYE-BYE.
再见。 SEE YA.
不要说一个字。 DON'T SAY A WORD.
我不相信你。 I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.
太棒了，就像在看一样 IT'S AMAZING IT'S LIKE WATCHING
一些匍匐真菌在起作用。 SOME CREEPING FUNGUS AT WORK.
嘿。 有些人已为人所知 HEY. SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KNOWN
与我共度美好时光。 TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH ME.
看，所有我要说的 LOOK, ALL I WAS GOING TO SAY
这是我观察到的 IS THAT FROM WHAT I HAVE OBSERVED
你和你的女人， OF YOU AND YOUR WOMEN,
伤害、愤怒的总体程度， THE OVERALL LEVEL OF HURT, OUTRAGE,
和你激发的痛苦 AND DISTRESS THAT YOU INSPIRE
只能称为大规模。 CAN ONLY BE TERMED MASSIVE.
她看起来对你有伤害吗？ DID SHE LOOK HURT TO YOU?
不。 事实上， NO. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
她看起来很开心。 SHE LOOKED VERY HAPPY.
但是，你知道，无知是福。 BUT, YOU KNOW, IGNORANCE IS BLISS.
我就是不明白这样的女人。 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN LIKE THAT.
也许我太...大脑。 MAYBE I'M TOO...CEREBRAL.
这意味着我可能太聪明了。 THAT MEANS MAYBE I'M TOO BRAINY.
我知道那是什么意思。 I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
你脸上有东西。 YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE.
它是面包屑或 Schmutz 之类的东西。 IT'S A CRUMB OR SCHMUTZ OR SOMETHING.
别搞了。 STOP THAT.
所以，关于我的专栏， SO, ABOUT MY COLUMN,
公共雕塑-- THE PUBLIC SCULPTURE--
你是赞成还是反对？ WERE YOU FOR OR AGAINST IT?
你怎么看？ WHAT DO YOU THINK?
我反对它。 I WAS AGAINST IT.
这并不让我感到惊讶。 THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
他们会打印你的。 这是一个男士俱乐部。 THEY'LL PRINT YOURS. IT'S A MEN'S CLUB.
我真的很想工作 I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO WORK
在纽约时报。 AT THE NEW YORK TIMES.
至少在那里我可以影响人们， AT LEAST THERE I COULD INFLUENCE PEOPLE,
也许会稍微改变他们的思维方式。 MAYBE CHANGE THE WAY THEY THINK A LITTLE BIT.
这就是为什么我非常想要这个专栏。 THAT'S WHY I WANT THIS COLUMN SO BADLY.
我不想永远被困在报道婚礼上。 I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK REPORTING ON WEDDINGS FOREVER.
真的吗？ REALLY?
我以为所有女人都喜欢婚礼。 I THOUGHT ALL WOMEN LOVE WEDDINGS.
你真的认为你知道如何找到我。 YOU REALLY THINK YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO ME.
只要我们要谈论刻板印象...... AS LONG AS WE'RE GOING TO TALK IN STEREOTYPES...
所有的女人都想结婚， ALL WOMEN WANT TO GET MARRIED,
所有人都害怕承诺。 AND ALL MEN FEAR COMMITMENT.
不。 不，不。 看，你不明白。 NO. NO, NO. SEE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
这不是恐惧。 IT'S NOT FEAR.
只是我们别无选择。 IT'S JUST THAT WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER.
我们不能承诺。 WE CAN'T COMMIT.
这是内心深处的东西， IT'S SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE,
在男人的动物部分， IN THE ANIMAL PART OF MEN,
想让我们与众不同。 THAT WANTS TO KEEP US SEPARATE FROM THE PACK.
正确的。 就像你的狼人朋友一样。 RIGHT. LIKE YOUR FRIEND THE WOLFMAN.
确切地。 好的，这是一个完美的例子。 EXACTLY. OK, THERE'S THE PERFECT EXAMPLE.
狼人是一个巨大的 THE WOLFMAN IS A TREMENDOUS
实力之源 SOURCE OF STRENGTH
对于像我这样的人。 FOR GUYS LIKE ME.
他很坚强，冷漠， HE'S STRONG, ALOOF,
注定要独自生活。 DESTINED TO LIVE ALONE.
他是他自己的人。 HE'S HIS OWN MAN.
他是他自己的狼。 HE'S HIS OWN WOLF.
他是自己的狼人。 HE'S HIS OWN WOLFMAN.
他知道这是不可能的 HE KNOWS THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
去接近一个人， TO GET CLOSE TO SOMEONE,
因为迟早， BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER,
满月就要出来了。 THAT FULL MOON IS GOING TO COME OUT.
答对了。 有人会受伤。 BINGO. SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET HURT.
所以他把他的亲密带到他能找到的地方。 SO HE TAKES HIS INTIMACY WHERE HE CAN FIND IT.
这里过夜，那里过夜。 A NIGHT HERE, A NIGHT THERE.
那些其他女人爱上了这个狗屎，嗯？ THOSE OTHER WOMEN FALL FOR THIS SHIT, HUH?
这不是狗屎。 THIS IS NOT SHIT.
这是我深信不疑的事情。 IT'S SOMETHING I DEEPLY BELIEVE IN.
好吧，这对我来说听起来像是一个借口。 WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCUSE TO ME.
迟早， SOONER OR LATER,
即使是狼人也必须做出选择。 EVEN THE WOLFMAN HAS TO MAKE A CHOICE.
准备好点餐了吗，小姐？ READY TO ORDER, MISS?
哦耶。 嗯... OH, YEAH. UM...
我将从...开始 I WILL START WITH...
一夫一妻制。 MONOGAMY.
然后... THEN...
承诺。 COMMITMENT.
然后我就会结婚。 AND THEN I WILL HAVE THE MARRIAGE.
婚姻源于承诺，女士， THE MARRIAGE COMES WITH COMMITMENT, MA'AM,
除非你喜欢旁边的东西。 UNLESS YOU'D LIKE SOMETHING ON THE SIDE.
哦。 不。 不是我， OH. NO. NOT ME,
但也许以后是孩子。 BUT MAYBE CHILDREN LATER.
不错的选择，女士。 GOOD CHOICE, MA'AM.
我了解一夫一妻制 I UNDERSTAND THE MONOGAMY
这里很好。 IS VERY GOOD HERE.
对你来说，先生？ AND FOR YOU, SIR?
呃，请只是性的附带命令。 UH, JUST A SIDE ORDER OF SEX, PLEASE.
我不能那样做，长官。 I CAN'T DO THAT, SIR.
它只有承诺。 IT ONLY COMES WITH COMMITMENT.
好的。 我会让你轻松一点。 ALL RIGHT. I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
我会吃完整的晚餐。 I'LL TAKE THE COMPLETE DINNER.
坚守承诺，坚守一夫一妻制。 HOLD THE COMMITMENT, HOLD THE MONOGAMY.
带来性爱。 JUST BRING THE SEX.
那样的话，没有人会遇到麻烦， THAT WAY, NOBODY GETS IN TROUBLE,
我得到了我想要的。 AND I GET WHAT I WANT.
你想让我保持一夫一妻制吗？ YOU WANT ME TO HOLD THE MONOGAMY?
丹，阅读标志。 DAN, READ THE SIGN.
您还需要一分钟来决定吗？ DO YOU NEED ANOTHER MINUTE TO DECIDE?
我听说这里的馄饨很棒。 I HEAR THE RAVIOLI HERE IS GREAT.
是的。 当然。 馄饨听起来不错。 YEAH. SURE. RAVIOLI SOUNDS FINE.
当我担任编辑时， WHEN I'M EDITOR,
我再给你一次机会。 I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.
当你是编辑时，我早就不在了。 WHEN YOU'RE EDITOR, I'LL BE LONG GONE.
不要为我感到难过--哦，该死。 DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME--OH, SHIT.
怎么了？ WHAT'S WRONG?
我的联系方式突然消失了。 MY CONTACT POPPED OUT.
我总是那样做。 I'M ALWAYS DOING THAT.
不挂断。 不挂断。 HANG ON. HANG ON.
我很擅长这个。 I'M EXCELLENT AT THIS.
我有这种不可思议的力量。 I HAVE THIS UNCANNY POWER.
就像魔术一样。 手表。 IT'S LIKE MAGIC. WATCH.
请大家注意。 ATTENTION, EVERYBODY, PLEASE.
没有人动。 NOBODY MOVE.
我的朋友刚刚丢了一个隐形眼镜， MY FRIEND HAS JUST LOST A CONTACT LENS,
所以如果每个人都能停下来 SO IF EVERYBODY COULD JUST STOP
就在你身边， RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE,
往下看，然后-- JUST LOOK DOWN, AND--
[紧缩] [CRUNCH]
好家伙。 OH, BOY.
是这样吗？ WAS THAT IT?
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
我看不到。 I CAN'T SEE.
没关系。 我们得到了它。 IT'S OK. WE GOT IT.
谢谢。 THANKS.
谢谢你。 THANK YOU.
我--我真的很抱歉。 I'M--I'M REALLY SORRY.
我怎么才能像这样开车？ HOW AM I GOING TO DRIVE LIKE THIS?
我必须用一只眼睛阅读我的专栏。 I'LL HAVE TO READ MY COLUMN WITH ONE EYE.
什么？ WHAT?
哈哈哈哈哈！ HA HA HA HA HA!
什么？ WHAT?
我很抱歉。 I'M--I'M SORRY.
什么？ WHAT?
这只是......有趣。 IT'S JUST...FUNNY.
你不认为这是... DON'T YOU THINK IT'S...
嘿，那是偷窃。 HEY, THAT'S STEALING.
等待。 等等。 WAIT. WAIT, WAIT.
在我们打开这个之前， BEFORE WE OPEN THIS,
无论发生了什么， NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
今晚我玩得很开心。 I HAD A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
好的。 OK.
我不相信。 I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
他妈的。 GODDAMN IT.
这不公平。 THIS IS NOT FAIR.
只有我们中的一个人应该获胜。 ONLY ONE OF US WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN.
它本来应该是我的专栏。 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY COLUMN IN THE FIRST PLACE.
我觉得他们太好了。 I THINK IT WAS DAMN NICE OF THEM.
他们不错吗？ NICE OF THEM?
我是应该感到沮丧的人。 I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE UPSET.
听着，巴斯特，他们使用你的专栏的唯一原因 LISTEN, BUSTER, THE ONLY REASON THEY RAN YOUR COLUMN AT ALL
是因为你有阴茎。 IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PENIS.
好吧，你为什么不给他们看你的？ WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW THEM YOURS?
嘿，算了吧。 HEY, FORGET IT.
今晚我过得很糟糕。 I HAD A TERRIBLE TIME TONIGHT.
嘿，丹。 做得好。 HEY, DAN. GOOD JOB.
你真的向她展示了。 YOU REALLY SHOWED HER.
你在说什么？ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
她是对的。 他疯了。 SHE WAS RIGHT. HE'S CRAZY.
你读过我读过的那些专栏吗？ DID YOU READ THE SAME COLUMNS I DID?
嘿，菲尔。 通常。 HEY, PHIL. THE USUAL.
你说对了。 YOU GOT IT.
所以你只是盯着我看 SO YOU JUST GOING TO STARE AT ME
通宵达旦， ALL NIGHT,
或者你要请我喝一杯？ OR YOU GOING TO BUY ME A DRINK?
以及这位年轻女士所拥有的一切之一。 AND ONE OF WHATEVER THIS YOUNG LADY IS HAVING.
所以你是文学型的，嗯？ SO YOU'RE THE LITERARY TYPE, HUH?
嗯，你知道，这取决于。 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT DEPENDS.
你喜欢什么类型的？ WHAT TYPE DO YOU LIKE?
哦。 男人关于你的身高， OH. MEN ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT,
男士尺码。 MEN ABOUT YOUR SIZE.
唔。 HMM.
我们必须做点什么 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
不过，关于你的衣服。 ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES, THOUGH.
我的衣服怎么了？ WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY CLOTHES?
他们在。 THEY'RE ON.
我很想念你。 I MISSED YOU.
巴黎怎么样？ HOW WAS PARIS?
湿的。 你应该去过那里。 WET. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.
哦，琳达。 OH, LINDA.
你说我们离开这里怎么样？ WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE?
稍等，大男孩。 HOLD ON A SECOND, BIG BOY.
我想喝我的酒。 I WANT TO HAVE MY DRINK.
那么，谁是女孩？ SO, WHO'S THE GIRL?
你们两个团队？ YOU TWO A TEAM?
哦，上帝，不。 不。 OH, GOD, NO. NO.
他们不会那样对我的。 THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT TO ME.
这只是一次交易。 IT'S JUST A ONE-SHOT DEAL.
我再也不用和她一起工作了。 I'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK WITH HER AGAIN.
好的。 GOOD.
这就是我们的决定。 AND THAT'S WHAT WE DECIDED.
我们将从每周三个专栏开始。 WE'LL START WITH THREE COLUMNS A WEEK.
我们真的在这里偶然发现了一些东西。 WE REALLY STUMBLED ONTO SOMETHING HERE.
人们喜欢一场精彩的战斗。 PEOPLE LOVE A GOOD FIGHT.
这是一条很棒的广告线。 THAT'S A GREAT LINE FOR AN AD.
好的，看。 周四的作业-- ALL RIGHT, LOOK. THURSDAY'S ASSIGNMENT--
THE ROYALE 有一种新的舞蹈元素。 THERE'S A NEW DANCE THING AT THE ROYALE.
它引起了很大的轰动。 IT'S CAUSING A BIG FLAP.
是的。 色情的东西。 YEAH. THE PORNOGRAPHIC THING.
这不是色情内容。 IT'S NOT PORNOGRAPHIC.
有一个简短的裸体场景。 THERE'S A BRIEF NUDE SCENE.
它以品味和诚信完成。 IT'S DONE WITH TASTE AND INTEGRITY.
你看到了吗？ YOU'VE SEEN IT?
不，但我知道-- NO, BUT I KNOW--
这可能符合膝跳式自由主义的条件吗？ DOES THIS POSSIBLY QUALIFY AS KNEE-JERK LIBERALISM?
做吧。 DO IT.
那不应该被允许。 THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED.
你要说谁？ WHO ARE YOU TO SAY?
我认为我是一个相当普通的人。 I THINK I'M A FAIRLY AVERAGE PERSON.
你告诉我。 YOU'RE TELLING ME.
如果它冒犯了我，它会冒犯大多数人。 IF IT OFFENDS ME, IT WOULD OFFEND MOST PEOPLE.
为什么你不能让人们自己做主？ WHY CAN'T YOU LET PEOPLE MAKE UP THEIR OWN MINDS?
我做。 我只是给他们事实。 I DO. I JUST GIVE THEM THE FACTS.
你怎么称呼你所写的事实？ YOU CALL WHAT YOU WRITE THE FACTS?
什么，归结复杂的问题 WHAT, BOILING DOWN COMPLEX ISSUES
从你的叔叔奥拉夫那里读到精妙的小警句？ INTO PITHY LITTLE EPIGRAMS FROM YOUR UNCLE OLAF?
说出你喜欢我的什么， SAY WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME,
但是把我的叔叔奥拉夫排除在外。 BUT LEAVE MY UNCLE OLAF OUT OF THIS.
哦，让我休息一下。 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
奥拉夫叔叔是一个廉价的文学发明。 UNCLE OLAF IS A CHEAP LITERARY INVENTION.
他甚至不存在。 HE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.
我的叔叔奥拉夫可不便宜。 他是个好人。 MY UNCLE OLAF IS NOT CHEAP. HE'S GREAT GUY.
我会向你证明他的存在。 I'LL PROVE TO YOU HE EXISTS.
你想赌什么？ WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BET?
一杯喝的。 我赌你喝一杯。 A DRINK. I WILL BET YOU A DRINK.
轮到你了。 YOU'RE ON.
好的。 OK.
他不在家。 HE'S NOT HOME.
他有一个新女朋友。 HE'S GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
周二晚上是波尔卡之夜。 AND TUESDAY NIGHT IS POLKA NIGHT.
波尔卡之夜。 POLKA NIGHT.
给我琴通宁酒。 I'LL HAVE A GIN AND TONIC.
不，他只是不在家。 NO, HE'S JUST NOT AT HOME.
你想跳舞吗？ YOU WANT TO DANCE?
我不跳舞。 I DON'T DANCE.
给我琴通宁酒。 I'LL HAVE A GIN AND TONIC.
哇。 你真的很好。 WOW. YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.
天啊。 OH, GOD.
我知道这个人。 I KNOW THIS GUY.
哦，他是一个令人难以置信的拖累。 OH, HE'S AN INCREDIBLE DRAG.
他总是来找我。 HE'S ALWAYS COMING ON TO ME.
如果他邀请我跳舞， IF HE ASKS ME TO DANCE,
请你站起来和我一起跳舞好吗？ WOULD YOU JUST GET UP AND DANCE WITH ME, PLEASE?
请？ PLEASE?
萝莉。 你好。 是我--史蒂夫。 LORIE. HI. IT'S ME--STEVE.
我没在这里见过你 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU HERE
在很长的时间。 IN A LONG TIME.
你看起来很棒。 YOU LOOKED GREAT OUT THERE.
打扰一下， EXCUSE ME,
但我们正处于-- BUT WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF--
你想跳舞吗？ WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
我真的很想念我们在一起的方式。 I REALLY MISS THE WAY WE MOVE TOGETHER.
对不起，伙计。 她在和我跳舞。 SORRY, BUDDY. SHE'S DANCING WITH ME.
谢谢。 THANKS.
没关系。 IT'S OK.
什么？ 怎么了？ WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
看... LOOK...
那天晚上我想说的话 WHAT I WANTED TO SAY THE OTHER NIGHT
那是……大多数女孩， WAS THAT... MOST GIRLS,
当他们拿掉联系方式时， WHEN THEY TAKE THEIR CONTACTS OUT,
他们的眼睛不闪闪发光， THEIR EYES DON'T SPARKLE,
但是你的-- BUT YOURS--
你的， YOURS DO,
我--我不能这么说 AND I--I COULDN'T SAY THAT
因为这听起来很愚蠢， BECAUSE IT WOULD SOUND STUPID,
你会认为我在追你。 AND YOU'D THINK I WAS CHASING YOU.
我不想让你想 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK
我追你是因为... I WAS CHASING YOU BECAUSE...
好吧，因为我在追你。 WELL, BECAUSE I WAS CHASING YOU.
如果你想迷惑我， IF YOU SET OUT TO CONFUSE ME,
你不可能做得更好， YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB,
我真的，真的 AND I WOULD REALLY, REALLY
想再吻你一次， LIKE TO KISS YOU AGAIN,
但是……如果你要嘲笑我的话就不行了。 BUT...NOT IF YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME.
我不会嘲笑你。 I WON'T LAUGH AT YOU.
[笑] [LAUGHING]
我很-- I'M SO--
你想要_____吗 - DO YOU WANT TO--
是的。 YES.
先生。 汉森！ 必须是星期三。 MR. HANSON! MUST BE WEDNESDAY.
大订单日，对吧？ BIG ORDER DAY, RIGHT?
为周末做好准备。 SETTING THEM UP FOR THE WEEKEND.
您必须将一半的薪水花在鲜花上。 YOU MUST SPEND HALF YOUR SALARY ON FLOWERS.
请注意，我不是在抱怨。 MIND YOU, I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
实际上，LOU，今天只有一个订单。 ACTUALLY, LOU, JUST ONE ORDER TODAY.
什么？ 只有一个？ WHAT? ONLY ONE?
是的。 让我们来看看... YEAH. LET'S SEE...
玫瑰，或者，我不知道，也许是天堂鸟。 ROSES OR, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BIRDS OF PARADISE.
好吧，这一切都取决于所需的效果。 WELL, IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE DESIRED EFFECT.
打破僵局，性爱序曲…… BREAKING THE ICE, SEXUAL OVERTURE...
不是爱？ NOT...LOVE?
请... PLEASE...
先生。 汉森。 MR. HANSON.
快点。 COME ON.
告诉我这不是爱。 TELL ME IT'S NOT LOVE.
不。 NO.
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
你知道爱是什么。 YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.
这是一颗等待爆炸的定时炸弹。 IT'S A TIME BOMB WAITING TO GO OFF.
相信我。 BELIEVE ME.
这就是上帝创造其他女人的原因-- THAT'S WHY GOD MADE OTHER WOMEN--
因为，无论一个女人有多好， BECAUSE, NO MATTER HOW GOOD ANY ONE WOMAN MIGHT BE,
总有另一个 THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER ONE
就在拐角处 RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
那可能会更好。 THAT COULD BE EVEN BETTER.
你还好吗？ YOU OK?
我很好，我很好，我很好。 我可以。 I'M FINE, I'M FINE, I'M FINE. I'M OK.
4:15。 晨起惊恐。 4:15. MORNING TERRORS.
没关系。 IT'S OK.
深呼吸几次 JUST TAKE A COUPLE OF DEEP BREATHS
然后回到床上，好吗？ AND COME BACK TO BED, OK?
快点。 回到床上。 COME ON. COME BACK TO BED.
你永远不会认真对待这个。 YOU NEVER TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
这难道没有发生在你身上， DOESN'T THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU,
WHERE--你刚醒来的地方 WHERE--WHERE YOU JUST WAKE UP
你感觉不真实 AND YOU DON'T FEEL REAL
或者你没有过这样的生活 OR YOU'RE NOT LIVING THE LIFE
你应该生活... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LIVING...
就像--就像你所有的选择都是错误的？ LIKE--LIKE ALL YOUR CHOICES ARE WRONG?
担... DAN...
你只是累了。 YOU'RE JUST TIRED.
不，我不累。 NO, I'M NOT TIRED.
你不明白。 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
我不爱你。 I DON'T LOVE YOU.
我的意思是，我认识你的时间更长 I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN YOU LONGER
比我生命中的任何其他女人，但是...... THAN ANY OTHER WOMAN IN MY LIFE, BUT...
上帝啊，我不应该去睡觉 GOD, I SHOULDN'T BE GOING TO BED
和我不爱的人在一起。 WITH SOMEBODY I DON'T LOVE.
你知道多少次吗 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
你在 4:15 醒来 YOU'VE WOKEN UP AT 4:15
有深刻的见解？ WITH DEEP INSIGHTS?
是的。 YEAH.
他们总是对的。 AND THEY'RE ALWAYS RIGHT.
你在说什么？ WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
我知道我现在应该和谁在一起。 I KNOW WHO I SHOULD BE WITH NOW.
和... AND...
我只想和她上床睡觉。 I ONLY WANT TO GO TO BED WITH HER.
对不起，琳达。 I'M SORRY, LINDA.
担... DAN...
你认识这个女人， YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN,
你要抛弃我的那个？ THE ONE YOU'RE DUMPING ME FOR?
她不值得。 SHE ISN'T WORTH IT.
你好。 HI.
你来这里多久了？ HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
哦，一会儿。 OH, A WHILE.
我给你带了些橙汁 I BROUGHT YOU SOME ORANGE JUICE
和一些甜甜圈， AND SOME DOUGHNUTS,
但我吃了甜甜圈。 BUT I ATE THE DOUGHNUTS.
看... LOOK...
除了你我不想和任何人在一起 I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE BUT YOU,
我不要你 AND I DON'T WANT YOU
和除了我以外的任何人在一起。 TO BE WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME.
请说些什么。 PLEASE SAY SOMETHING.
这就是它的开始。 AND THAT'S HOW IT BEGAN.
等一下。 备份在这里。 WAIT A MINUTE. BACK UP HERE.
我们正在谈论的这个琳达...... THIS LINDA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT...
这是琳达·梅茨格吗？ IS THIS LINDA METZGER?
你和 LINDA METZGER 上床了吗？ YOU SLEPT WITH LINDA METZGER?
是的。 你认识她吗？ YEAH. YOU KNOW HER?
我当然认识她。 OF COURSE I KNOW HER.
我试图在整个大学期间都和她一起睡觉。 I TRIED TO SLEEP WITH HER ALL THROUGH COLLEGE.
太棒了。 你是怎么认识她的？ THAT'S AMAZING. HOW DID YOU MEET HER?
您想听听哪个人生故事？ WHICH LIFE STORY DO YOU WANT TO HEAR?
嘿，我为明天的演出制作了宣传片。 HEY, I MADE A PROMO FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW.
等你看到这个。 这很棒。 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS. THIS IS GREAT.
嘿，丹。 头怎么样？ HEY, DAN. HOW'S THE HEAD?
她对你很好，嗯？ SHE GOT YOU PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
他放慢了速度，转移了它， HE SLOWED IT DOWN, TRANSFERRED IT,
然后再次放慢速度。 THEN SLOWED IT DOWN AGAIN.
你甚至可以看到刻字 YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE LETTERING
在杯子上。 ON THE MUG.
正如我的叔叔奥拉夫曾经说过的那样， AS MY UNCLE OLAF USED TO SAY,
“如果它没有损坏，为什么要修复它？” "WHY FIX IT IF IT AIN'T BROKEN?"
这就是我的看法。 THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
噢！ OW!
你永远不会知道 YOU NEVER KNOW
什么会被扔掉 WHAT'S GOING TO BE TOSSED AROUND
他说，她说。 ON HE SAID, SHE SAID.
参见 HANSON 和 BRYER，第二轮， SEE HANSON AND BRYER, ROUND TWO,
明天中午在 11 频道播出。 TOMORROW AT NOON ON CHANNEL 11.
嗯？ HUH?
我想我得再躺下。 I THINK I GOT TO LIE DOWN AGAIN.
先生。 瑟曼，是他。 比尔韦勒在一个。 MR. THURMAN, IT'S HIM. BILL WELLER ON ONE.
耶稣！ JESUS!
先生你好。 韦勒。 HELLO, MR. WELLER.
这是华莱士瑟曼， THIS IS WALLACE THURMAN,
WBAL 站长。 STATION MANAGER AT WBAL.
我的荣幸 IT'S A PLEASURE
直接与您交谈。 TO BE SPEAKING TO YOU DIRECTLY.
呃，汉森和布莱尔。 UH, HANSON AND BRYER.
没问题，先生。 一会儿。 NO PROBLEM, SIR. JUST A MOMENT.
他想跟你和 LORIE 谈谈 HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU AND LORIE
在免提电话上。 ON THE SPEAKER PHONE.
把他穿上。 我会改进。 PUT HIM ON. I'LL IMPROVISE.
只有一个问题。 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
我从未使用过免提电话。 I'VE NEVER USED THE SPEAKER PHONE.
谢谢。 THANKS.
谁在那里？ WHO HAVE I GOT THERE?
先生你好。 韦勒。 HELLO, MR. WELLER.
这是 DAN HANSON，这里是 WALLY THURMAN。 THIS IS DAN HANSON, HERE WITH WALLY THURMAN.
这是 RAY，我们的技术总监。 THIS IS RAY, OUR TECHNICAL DIRECTOR.
LORIE BRYER 在浴室里。 LORIE BRYER IS IN THE BATHROOM.
无法帮助。 CAN'T BE HELPED.
让我切入正题。 LET ME CUT TO THE CHASE.
我一直在谈判 I'VE BEEN NEGOTIATING
为我的网络购买你的 CRUMMY 节目-- TO BUY YOUR CRUMMY SHOW FOR MY NETWORK--
我们知道，长官。 让我说 - WE KNOW, SIR. LET ME SAY--
那个下午你拉的特技， THAT STUNT YOU PULLED THIS AFTERNOON,
你和布莱尔小姐…… YOU AND MISS BRYER...
哈哈哈！ HA HA HA!
那是纯粹的魔法 THAT WAS PURE MAGIC
提高评级。 FOR ENHANCING RATINGS.
我不在乎你们是否讨厌彼此的胆量 I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE EACH OTHER'S GUTS
或者如果你伪造了它。 OR IF YOU FAKED IT.
我只关心你在这种情况下挤奶 I ONLY CARE THAT YOU MILK THIS SITUATION
每一分镍币都物有所值。 FOR EVERY NICKEL IT'S WORTH.
我们很兴奋你很兴奋， WE'RE EXCITED YOU'RE EXCITED,
先生。 韦勒。 MR. WELLER.
我不兴奋，谢尔曼。 I'M NOT EXCITED, SHERMAN.
瑟曼。 THURMAN.
我很贪心。 I'M GREEDY.
贪婪是好的。 GREED IS GOOD.
我很贪婪，而且我很坚定。 I'M GREEDY AND I'M DETERMINED.
并确保一切正常， AND TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT,
我会出席明天的演出。 I'LL BE THERE FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW.
不要搞砸了！ DON'T SCREW UP!
[拨号音] [DIAL TONE]
等一下！ 这都是一个错误。 WAIT A MINUTE! IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE.
沃利，他走了。 他走了。 WALLY, HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE.
什么 - WHAT--
哦... OH...
哦，来吧。 OH, COME ON.
这是荒唐的。 THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
好家伙。 OH, BOY.
萝莉... LORIE...
萝莉，亲爱的。 LORIE, HONEY.
来吧，打开。 COME ON, OPEN UP.
洛里，发生什么事了？ LORIE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
萝莉？ LORIE?
我知道你在那里。 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
亲爱的，请和我谈谈。 PLEASE, HONEY, TALK TO ME.
我给你带来了一些丽塔的沙拉。 I BROUGHT YOU SOME OF RITA'S SLAW.
把它拿开。 TAKE IT AWAY.
快点。 COME ON.
我恨它。 I HATE IT.
我以为你喜欢它。 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT.
我只是有礼貌。 I WAS JUST BEING POLITE.
三年来？ FOR THREE YEARS?
走开。 GO AWAY.
走开？ 我住在这里，记得吗？ GO AWAY? I LIVE HERE, REMEMBER?
不再。 NOT ANYMORE.
你的头怎么样？ HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
这很痛。 正在流血。 IT HURTS. IT'S BLEEDING.
他们认为我可能需要缝针。 THEY THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED STITCHES.
好吧，我很抱歉。 WELL, I'M SORRY.
我实在受不了了-- I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE--
抬头看着你的肥胖、自鸣得意、肥胖的脸。 LOOKING UP AT YOUR FAT, SMUG, FAT FACE.
我情不自禁。 I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
谢谢，亲爱的。 THANKS, HONEY.
非常抱歉。 THAT'S QUITE AN APOLOGY.
我的东西在大厅里-- MY STUFF OUT HERE IN THE HALL--
这是什么意思？ WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
这意味着它占据了整个电视节目， IT MEANS THAT IT TOOK THIS WHOLE TV THING,
展会及其成功， THE SHOW AND ITS SUCCESS,
以及它对我们做了什么， AND WHAT IT'S DONE TO US,
让我意识到…… TO MAKE ME REALIZE THAT...
我们刚刚... WE JUST...
我们想要不同的东西。 WE WANT DIFFERENT THINGS.
我一直都知道， I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT,
但我一直... BUT I KEPT...
我一直在想，总有一天 I KEPT THINKING THAT SOMEDAY
它会变得更容易，但是...... IT WAS GOING TO GET EASIER, BUT...
我不认为你会改变。 I DON'T THINK THAT YOU'RE EVER GOING TO CHANGE.
等一下！ WAIT A MINUTE!
快点。 对我们来说事情进展顺利。 COME ON. THINGS ARE GOING GREAT FOR US.
我们不能因为一场愚蠢的争吵而分手 WE CAN'T BREAK UP OVER A SILLY FIGHT
在绿色房间里。 事关重大。 IN THE GREEN ROOM. THERE'S TOO MUCH AT STAKE.
洛瑞，亲爱的，拜托了。 LORIE, HONEY, PLEASE.
我不想结束。 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER.
你曾经像我以前那样喜欢我。 YOU USED TO LIKE ME THE WAY I WAS.
我仍然。 I STILL DO.
我爱你。 I LOVE YOU.
但我需要你更多。 BUT I NEED MORE FROM YOU.
好吧，我--我只是不知道还有什么 WELL, I--I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
我可以给你。 I CAN GIVE YOU.
出色地... WELL...
这是丽塔的凉拌卷心菜吗？ IS THAT SOME OF RITA'S COLESLAW?
是的。 YEAH.
你要吗？ DO YOU WANT IT?
是的。 YEAH.
坚持，稍等。 我会把它拿下来。 HOLD ON. I'LL BRING IT DOWN.
非常感谢你。 我--我很感激。 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I--I APPRECIATE IT.
在这里，呃... HERE, UH...
让我给你一美元。 LET ME GIVE YOU A DOLLAR FOR IT.
不，不。 那是 - NO, NO. THAT'S--
不。 这很公平。 NO. IT'S ONLY FAIR.
进来吧。 你看起来很糟糕。 AND COME ON IN. YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
好的。 谢谢。 OK. THANKS.
哦，他就在那里。 OH, SO THERE HE IS.
嗨，夫人。 SPEPK。 HI, MRS. SPEPK.
现在，坐下。 NOW, SIT DOWN.
我会为你的脑袋拿些东西。 I'LL GET SOMETHING FOR YOUR HEAD.
谢谢，但我头上有个疙瘩 THANK YOU, BUT A BUMP ON MY HEAD
不再是问题。 IS NO LONGER THE PROBLEM.
我知道问题出在哪里。 I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
你看，在我的时代， YOU SEE, IN MY DAY,
年轻人结婚了 YOUNG PEOPLE GOT MARRIED
在他们睡在一起之前。 BEFORE THEY SLEPT TOGETHER.
那是胡说。 THAT'S BULLSHIT.
我们睡在一起 WE SLEPT TOGETHER
在我们结婚之前。 BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED.
我们没有。 WE DID NOT.
那时候你也不是为了爱情而结婚的。 YOU DIDN'T MARRY FOR LOVE BACK THEN EITHER.
爱来得晚。 LOVE CAME LATER.
我还在等。 I'M STILL WAITING.
非常感谢，先生。 和夫人。 斯佩克， THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. AND MRS. SPEPK,
但我真的--我得走了。 BUT I'VE REALLY-- I'VE GOT TO GO.
这次你真的一定做到了。 YOU REALLY MUST HAVE DONE IT THIS TIME.
她想要换锁。 SHE WANTS THE LOCKS CHANGED.
什么？ 你在开玩笑？ WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING?
她让你那样做？ SHE ASKED YOU TO DO THAT?
我猜您不会再破坏任何窗户了。 GUESS YOU WON'T BE BREAKING ANY MORE WINDOWS.
你是什??么意思？ WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
还记得你打破的窗户吗？ REMEMBER THE WINDOW YOU BROKE?
是的。 但我没有打破那个窗户。 YEAH. BUT I DIDN'T BREAK THAT WINDOW.
是的，你做到了。 YES, YOU DID.
你不记得了吗？ DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
太太。 SPEPK，我没有打破那个窗户。 洛里做到了。 MRS. SPEPK, I DID NOT BREAK THAT WINDOW. LORIE DID.
丹，醒醒。 DAN, WAKE UP.
你到底在做什么？ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
我们必须离开这里。 WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
房间被水淹了。 THE ROOM IS FLOODING.
亲爱的，嘘。 HONEY, SHH.
房间没有洪水。 THE ROOM IS NOT FLOODING.
我给你带了一件雨衣。 I BROUGHT YOU A RAINCOAT.
哦谢谢。 OH, THANKS.
你在睡觉。 YOU'RE SLEEPING.
让我们回到床上。 LET'S GO BACK TO BED.
我们必须离开这里。 WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
我们会， AND WE WILL,
但不是现在。 BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.
我要去叫出租车... I'M GOING TO CALL A CAB...
贡多拉， A GONDOLA,
当你醒来时， AND BY THE TIME YOU WAKE UP,
他会在这里。 HE'LL BE HERE.
好的。 ALL RIGHT.
不要忘记带雨衣。 DON'T FORGET YOUR RAINCOAT.
不，我不会。 我知道了。 NO, I WON'T. I GOT IT.
现在就去睡觉吧。 JUST GO TO SLEEP NOW.
我不梦游。 I DO NOT SLEEPWALK.
其他人会告诉我。 OTHER PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
你不是我遇到的第一位过夜客人。 YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST OVERNIGHT GUEST I'VE HAD.
我想窗户自己坏了？ I SUPPOSE THE WINDOWS JUST BROKE THEMSELVES?
请为 HANSON 接货。 PICK UP FOR HANSON, PLEASE.
两份黑麦熏牛肉，对吧？ TWO PASTRAMIS ON RYE, RIGHT?
就是这样。 THAT'S IT.
嘿，你就是那个人。 HEY, YOU'RE THAT GUY.
我看到你的照片了。 I SEEN YOUR PICTURE.
和你。 你们俩 - AND YOU. YOU TWO--
不！ NO!
哦，离开这里！ OH, GET OUT OF HERE!
丽塔。 来看看谁在这里。 RITA. COME SEE WHO'S HERE.
我得给你拍张照片 I GOT TO GET A PICTURE OF YOU
为了我的名人墙。 FOR MY WALL OF FAME.
丽塔！ RITA!
我听到你的第一个 20 次，POP。 I HEARD YOU THE FIRST 20 TIMES, POP.
看看谁在这里。 争论的是人们。 LOOK WHO'S HERE. IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO ARGUE.
猜猜看--他们相爱了。 AND GUESS WHAT-- THEY'RE IN LOVE.
哈哈哈。 HA HA HA.
哦，好吧，你知道什么。 OH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
很高兴认识你。 我喜欢你的专栏。 IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. I LOVE YOUR COLUMN.
哦谢谢。 OH, THANK YOU.
为相机举起这些三明治。 HOLD UP THESE SANDWICHES FOR THE CAMERA.
继续。 退后一步。 GO ON. STEP BACK OVER THERE.
把它们举得高高的。 HOLD THEM UP REAL NICE AND HIGH.
笑容灿烂。 SMILE BIG.
等一下。 WAIT A MINUTE.
看那个。 LOOK AT THAT.
接着。 HOLD THIS.
[按喇叭] [HONK HONK]
[喇叭喇叭] [HONK HONK HONK]
嘿！ HEY!
看看我得到了什么！ LOOK WHAT I GOT!
你非常美！ YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
嘿。 HEY.
什么？ WHAT?
我爱你。 I LOVE YOU.
我不是在告诉你这个 I'M NOT TELLING YOU THIS
从你那里得到完全相同的回应。 TO GET THE EXACT SAME RESPONSE FROM YOU.
我对你很热情， I FEEL VERY WARMLY TOWARDS YOU,
我--我认为它很棒 AND I--I THINK IT'S GREAT
那...你不是在问我 THAT...YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME
与您在同一个地方 TO BE IN EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE AS YOU
在完全相同的时间。 AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.
好的，丹。 我只听到你的声音 OK, DAN. I'M ONLY HEARING YOUR SIDE
的故事。 OF THE STORY.
我还没有治疗过 LORIE。 I HAVEN'T TREATED LORIE YET.
但我很了解你 BUT I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH
从旧时代 FROM THE OLD DAYS
了解任何疑虑 TO KNOW THAT ANY CONCERNS
她会喜欢你的 SHE'S GOING TO HAVE ABOUT YOU
有道理。 ARE JUSTIFIED.
毫米。 语言化是这里的关键。 MM. VERBALIZATION'S THE KEY HERE.
为了达到成熟， IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE A MATURE,
与您的伴侣产生共鸣， EMPATHIC RESONANCE WITH YOUR PARTNER,
你必须分享你的感受。 YOU'VE GOT TO SHARE YOUR FEELINGS.
是的，我买那个。 这就是我来这里的原因。 YEAH, I BUY THAT. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
现在，我们已经取得了巨大的成果。 NOW, WE HAVE HAD TREMENDOUS RESULTS.
真正的突破... REAL BREAKTHROUGHS...
用这些。 WITH THESE.
埃里克，那是个木偶。 ERIC, THAT'S A PUPPET.
哦。 我的客户表达了他们的感受 OOH. MY CLIENTS EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS
不会变得过于脆弱。 WITHOUT BECOMING EXCESSIVELY VULNERABLE.
我们称他们为情感代理人。 WE CALL THEM EMOTIONAL SURROGATES.
嗯。 UH-HUH.
我爱你，丹。 I LOVE YOU, DAN.
我爱你。 I LOVE YOU.
快点。 你试试。 COME ON. YOU TRY.
不，不。 NO, NO.
我真的不想... I REALLY DON'T WANT TO...
快点。 COME ON.
[尴尬的笑声] [EMBARRASSED LAUGHTER]
我觉得很可笑。 I FEEL RIDICULOUS.
快点。 COME ON.
我不能。 I CAN'T.
[气喘吁吁] [GASPING]
天啊。 OH, GOD.
[哭泣] [CRYING]
担？ DAN?
没关系，亲爱的。 我可以。 IT'S OK, HONEY. I'M OK.
担... DAN...
我想我喜欢一些芝士蛋糕。 I THINK I'D LIKE SOME CHEESECAKE.
什么？ WHAT?
我想你也可以使用一些。 I THINK YOU COULD USE SOME, TOO.
是的... YEAH...
是啊，你说得对。 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
我绝对可以用一些芝士蛋糕。 I COULD DEFINITELY USE SOME CHEESECAKE.
好的。 OK.
你不会记得 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO REMEMBER
这些，你是吗？ ANY OF THIS, ARE YOU?
萝莉... LORIE...
我爱你。 I LOVE YOU.
我为你而疯狂。 I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
请永远不要离开我。 DON'T EVER LEAVE ME, PLEASE.
我想和你共度余生。 I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.
我去给我们弄些芝士蛋糕。 I'LL GO GET US SOME CHEESECAKE.
我只是想警告你。 I JUST WANT TO WARN YOU.
爸爸不会同意你的， DADDY IS NOT GOING TO APPROVE OF YOU,
但是妈妈，她很贴心。 BUT MOM, SHE'S VERY SWEET.
这太棒了 THIS IS SO GREAT
你正在休假 THAT YOU'RE TAKING YOUR VACATION TIME
和我一起做。 TO DO THIS WITH ME.
我想见见他们。 I WANTED TO MEET THEM.
是时候了。 IT'S ABOUT TIME.
为什么？ WHY?
那是什么意思？ WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
好吧……没什么。 WELL...N-NOTHING.
正好是我遇见他们的时候。 IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME I MET THEM.
这就是我的意思。 THAT'S ALL I MEANT.
好吧，别紧张。 WELL, DON'T BE NERVOUS.
他们很正常。 THEY'RE VERY NORMAL.
他们是世界上最正常的家庭。 THEY ARE THE MOST NORMAL FAMILY IN THE WORLD.
你就是不能讨论节育 YOU JUST CAN'T DISCUSS BIRTH CONTROL
脱离其政治背景。 OUT OF ITS POLITICAL CONTEXT.
我使用隔膜。 I USE A DIAPHRAGM.
那不会使我成为资本家 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A CAPITALIST
或社会主义者。 OR A SOCIALIST.
隔膜很危险。 DIAPHRAGMS ARE THREATENING.
他们赋予女性力量。 THEY GIVE WOMEN POWER.
我一生都在使用避孕套。 I'VE USED CONDOMS ALL MY LIFE.
我并不为此感到羞耻。 你呢，丹？ I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT. HOW ABOUT YOU, DAN?
你使用避孕套吗？ DO YOU USE CONDOMS?
出色地... WELL...
实际上，这在某种程度上取决于。 ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF DEPENDS.
他全身都写着安全套。 HE'S GOT CONDOM WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM.
丹，你父亲是做什么的？ WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO, DAN?
我--我觉得他们太老了 I--I THINK THEY'RE TOO OLD
担心它。 TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
不，我是为了谋生。 NO, I MEANT FOR A LIVING.
哦……他退休了。 OH...HE'S RETIRED.
哦，独立富裕，嗯？ OH, INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY, HUH?
不，不。 只是老了。 NO, NO. JUST OLD.
我是个迟到的孩子， I WAS A LATE KID,
有点让他们吃惊。 KIND OF A SURPRISE TO THEM.
你喜欢孩子吗，丹？ YOU LIKE CHILDREN, DAN?
是啊是啊。 YEAH...YEAH.
嗯，是的，是的，我想我……我…… WELL, YEAH, YEAH, I THINK I...I...
温迪在哪儿？ WHERE'S WENDY?
哦，她读了丹关于堕胎的文章 OH, SHE READ DAN'S ARTICLE ON ABORTION
并决定她不能，出于良心， AND DECIDED SHE COULD NOT, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE,
和他一起吃。 EAT WITH HIM.
很不礼貌。 THAT'S RUDE.
我不这么认为。 I DON'T THINK SO.
DAN，你对死刑持什么立场？ WHERE DO YOU STAND ON CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, DAN?
现在不是时间或地点-- THIS ISN'T THE TIME OR PLACE--
好吧，他是为了死刑， ALL RIGHT, HE IS FOR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT,
他两次投票给里根， HE VOTED FOR REAGAN TWICE,
做同样的工作，他赚的比我多一点-- HE MAKES SLIGHTLY MORE THAN I DO FOR THE SAME JOB--
你不知道我知道，是吗？ YOU DIDN'T KNOW I KNEW, DID YOU?
我们通常使用酋长精英 AND WE USUALLY USE A SHEIK ELITE
带储液罐头。 WITH A RESERVOIR TIP.
您还有什么想知道的吗？ IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW?
我们只是想了解他，亲爱的。 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET TO KNOW HIM, HONEY.
这不像我们要结婚 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GETTING MARRIED
或任何... OR ANYTHING...
是吗？ IS IT?
不！ 不。 NO! NO.
我的意思是不。 不，不。 I MEAN NO. NO, NO.
早上好。 GOOD MORNING.
欢迎来到 A.M. 巴尔的摩。 WELCOME TO A.M. BALTIMORE.
我们今天有客人 WE HAVE AS OUR GUESTS TODAY
DAN HANSON 和 LORIE BRYER， DAN HANSON AND LORIE BRYER,
两位报纸专栏作家 TWO NEWSPAPER COLUMNISTS
来自巴尔的摩太阳报， FROM THE BALTIMORE SUN,
谁的竞争列引起了 WHOSE COMPETING COLUMNS HAVE CAUSED
相当大的轰动。 QUITE A STIR.
早上好，DAN 和 LORIE。 GOOD MORNING, DAN AND LORIE.
你感到惊讶吗 WERE YOU SURPRISED
通过您的专栏的成功？ BY THE SUCCESS OF YOUR COLUMNS?
好吧，不，实际上，我... WELL, NO, ACTUALLY, I...
好吧，我--我…… WELL, I--I...
对不起。 前进。 SORRY. GO AHEAD.
我只是好奇 I JUST WONDER
人们是否会注意 WHETHER PEOPLE WOULD PAY ATTENTION
我们所说的 TO WHAT WE WERE SAYING
如果它们是普通的社论 IF THEY WERE NORMAL EDITORIALS
没有这整个竞争的事情。 WITHOUT THIS WHOLE COMPETITION THING.
我们正在阅读。 这是最重要的事情。 WE'RE GETTING READ. THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.
我们让人们思考，对吗？ WE MAKE PEOPLE THINK, RIGHT?
好吧，也许吧，但我要说的是， WELL, MAYBE, BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
是我们所说的，还是只是噱头？ IS IT WHAT WE SAY, OR IS IT JUST THE GIMMICK?
你们俩， YOU TWO,
你会停止争论吗？ DO YOU EVER STOP ARGUING?
现在我们听说-- NOW WE'VE HEARD--
告诉我们这是否正确-- TELL US IF THIS IS RIGHT--
我们听说你们两个 WE'VE HEARD THAT YOU TWO
住在一起。 ARE LIVING TOGETHER.
好吧，我宁愿不去那个。 WELL, I'D RATHER NOT GO INTO THAT.
好吧，还没有。 让我这么说吧。 WELL, NOT YET. LET ME PUT IT THAT WAY.
那不是很好吗？ ISN'T THAT GREAT?
这到底是怎么回事？ WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER?
为什么让你不高兴？ WHY DID THAT UPSET YOU?
这个“还没有”的东西是什么？ WHAT IS THIS "NOT YET" STUFF?
好吧，我们一直在谈论搬进来。 WELL, WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT MOVING IN.
不。 我一直在谈论它。 NO. I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT.
你一直在忽视我。 YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORING ME.
这是否意味着您想搬进来？ DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU WANT TO MOVE IN?
好吧，我们需要谈谈它。 WELL, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT.
这就是 DAN HANSON 的优质材料。 THAT IS SUCH PRIME DAN HANSON MATERIAL.
什么，我们在家里单独谈论它， WHAT, DO WE TALK ABOUT IT AT HOME, ALONE,
或者我们谈论它 OR DO WE TALK ABOUT IT
在我们不认识的 500,000 人面前？ IN FRONT OF 500,000 PEOPLE THAT WE DON'T KNOW?
哦，来吧。 OH, COME ON.
那个节目没有 500,000 名观众， THAT SHOW DOESN'T GET 500,000 VIEWERS,
是吗，你觉得呢？ DOES IT, DO YOU THINK?
你是不可能的。 你是不可能的。 YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
打扰一下。 我希望我没有打扰。 EXCUSE ME. I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.
我叫沃利·瑟曼。 我是车站经理。 MY NAME'S WALLY THURMAN. I'M THE STATION MANAGER.
你们两个都很棒。 YOU TWO ARE BOTH TERRIFIC.
好吧，谢谢。 谢谢。 WELL, THANK YOU. THANKS.
在一起很棒。 我的意思是，作为一个团队。 TERRIFIC TOGETHER. I MEAN, AS A TEAM.
您是否考虑过定期上电视？ HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED BEING ON TV REGULARLY?
是的。 不。 YES. NO.
嗯，不。 是的。 WELL, NO. YES.
出色地... WELL...
实际上，我们确实谈论了很多。 ACTUALLY, WE DO TALK ABOUT IT QUITE A BIT.
我们认为这是自然进化 WE FEEL IT'S THE NATURAL EVOLUTION
我们一直在做的事情。 OF WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING.
请稍候。 STAND BY, PLEASE.
5... 5...
4... 4...
3... 3...
2... 2...
1. 1.
你好。 我是丹汉森。 HI. I'M DAN HANSON.
我是 LORIE BRYER。 AND I'M LORIE BRYER.
这是他说的……她说的。 THIS IS HE SAID... SHE SAID.
今天的问题是垃圾。 TODAY'S ISSUE IS GARBAGE.
我们的垃圾场将在 10 年内填满， OUR DUMPS WILL BE FILLED IN 10 YEARS,
那我们怎么办？ AND WHAT DO WE DO THEN?
有些人觉得 SOME PEOPLE FEEL
这是政府的责任。 IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S RESPONSIBILITY.
也许他们是对的。 MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.
但正如我叔叔奥拉夫曾经说过的那样， BUT AS MY UNCLE OLAF USED TO SAY,
“如果你制造垃圾，你可以把它拿出来。” "IF YOU MAKE THE TRASH, YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT."
这就是我的看法。 AND THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
你很棒。 YOU WERE GREAT.
不，不，你是。 NO, NO, YOU WERE.
你甚至让我看起来很好。 YOU EVEN MADE ME LOOK GOOD.
我们开始做吧。 LET'S DO IT.
让我们一起搬进去。 LET'S MOVE IN TOGETHER.
* BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 月亮 * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH MOON *
*上面的废话废话 * BLAH BLAH BLAH ABOVE
* BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH CROON * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH CROON *
* BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 爱 * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH LOVE *
*特拉啦啦啦 * TRA LA LA LA
* TRA LA LA LA LA 快乐的五月 * * TRA LA LA LA LA MERRY MONTH OF MAY *
*特拉啦啦啦 * TRA LA LA LA
* TRA LA LA LA LA 'NEATH THE CLOUDS OF GREY * * TRA LA LA LA LA 'NEATH THE CLOUDS OF GRAY *
* BLAH BLAH BLAH 你的头发 * * BLAH BLAH BLAH YOUR HAIR *
* BLAH BLAH BLAH 你的眼睛 * * BLAH BLAH BLAH YOUR EYES *
* BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 关心 * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH CARE *
* BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 天空 * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SKIES *
*特拉啦啦啦 * TRA LA LA LA
* TRA LA LA LA LA 两人小屋 * * TRA LA LA LA LA COTTAGE FOR TWO *
* BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 飞* * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH FLY *
*亲爱的，和你在一起* * DARLING, WITH YOU *
嘿，拉里。 HEY, LARRY.
[哨子] [WHISTLES]
我想我会认为这段关系是成功的 I THINK I'LL CONSIDER THIS RELATIONSHIP A SUCCESS
如果我能让你清理你的咖啡杯。 IF I CAN EVER GET YOU TO CLEAN OUT YOUR COFFEE CUP.
今天你想做点啥？ WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY?
我以为我们会留在里面。 I THOUGHT WE'D STAY IN.
嘿，丹！ HEY, DAN!
大家好。 HEY, GUYS.
公园三对三。 THREE ON THREE AT THE PARK.
是的！ YEAH!
呃... UH...
不，实际上，我是，呃... NO, ACTUALLY, I'M, UH...
我只是要留在今天。 谢谢。 I'M JUST GOING TO STAY IN TODAY. THANKS.
让我们离开这里。 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
哦，嗨，丹。 你今天怎么样？ OH, HI, DAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
我很好... I'M FINE...
但我要留下来。 BUT I'M GOING TO STAY IN.
哦。 [咯咯笑] OH. [GIGGLES]
琳达？ LINDA?
丹，快点！ 来吧，你错过了派对。 DAN, HURRY UP! COME ON, YOU'RE MISSING THE PARTY.
我马上下来。 I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
你懂... YOU KNOW...
我绝对认为我们应该留在今天。 I DEFINITELY THINK WE SHOULD STAY IN TODAY.
当然，亲爱的。 SURE, HONEY.
不管你说什么。 WHATEVER YOU SAY.
我没有改变足够吗？ I DIDN'T CHANGE ENOUGH?
哦，来吧。 OH, COME ON.
我为她改变了我生活中的一切。 I CHANGED EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE FOR HER.
你过得更好。 YOU'RE BETTER OFF.
我想我能做的一切 I THINK OF EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE DONE
如果我不必回家找她。 IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO COME HOME TO HER.
什么东西？ WHAT THINGS?
我怎么知道？ 我没有做他们。 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? I DIDN'T DO THEM.
好的。 ALL RIGHT.
你... YOU...
够了。 ENOUGH OF THIS.
你现在就去那里， YOU GO UP THERE RIGHT NOW,
你把她抱在怀里 YOU TAKE HER IN YOUR ARMS
告诉她你爱她。 AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER.
不，太晚了，夫人。 SPEPK。 NO, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, MRS. SPEPK.
结束了。 IT'S OVER.
丹，你不是认真的。 DAN, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
先生。 SPEPK，这是公寓的钥匙。 MR. SPEPK, HERE'S THE KEYS TO THE APARTMENT.
告诉 LORIE 无需换锁。 TELL LORIE THERE'S NO NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS.
给，拿着这个。 HERE, TAKE THIS.
谢谢。 THANKS.
嗨，丹。 HI, DAN.
你好。 HI.
上帝。 你还好吗？ GOD. ARE YOU OK?
是的。 YEAH.
沃利把这一切都告诉了我。 WALLY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT.
哇。 消息传得很快。 WOW. NEWS TRAVELS FAST.
是的。 YEAH.
男孩，你看起来很棒。 BOY, YOU LOOK GREAT.
很高兴见到你。 IT'S REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
也许我们不应该坐在这里。 MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE.
为什么？ WHY?
它有什么不同？ 没关系。 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? NEVER MIND.
所以你认识沃利？ 我不知道。 SO YOU KNOW WALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
他一直在追我， HE'S BEEN CHASING ME FOREVER,
几乎和你一样长。 ALMOST AS LONG AS YOU.
我从没追过你。 I NEVER CHASED YOU.
你永远不需要。 YOU NEVER HAD TO.
所以沃利问我 SO WALLY ASKED ME
试着让你和洛丽 TO TRY AND GET YOU AND LORIE
重新走到一起。 BACK TOGETHER.
你说什么？ WHAT DID YOU SAY?
我说我们要喝两杯， I SAID WE'D HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS,
我会非常努力... AND I'D TRY REAL HARD...
为了表演。 FOR THE SAKE OF THE SHOW.
有一个问题。 THERE'S ONE PROBLEM.
该节目不再可用。 THE SHOW IS NOT AVAILABLE ANYMORE.
那意味着你是，对吗？ THAT MEANS YOU ARE, RIGHT?
但他们不希望我单身。 BUT THEY DON'T WANT ME AS A SINGLE.
我没那么挑剔。 I'M NOT AS PICKY.
你有地方住吗？ YOU GOT A PLACE TO STAY?
好吧，呃，实际上... WELL, UH, ACTUALLY...
我的公司让我 MY COMPANY PUT ME
在这些套房酒店之一。 IN ONE OF THOSE SUITE HOTELS.
我有一张沙发和一个额外的房间。 I'VE GOT A SOFA AND AN EXTRA ROOM.
如果你愿意和我在一起，我会很高兴。 I'D LOVE IT IF YOU'D STAY WITH ME.
担。 DAN.
哦，马克。 你好。 OH, MARK. HI.
How's THE-- 伤口怎么样了？ HOW'S THE-- HOW'S THE WOUND?
是的，呃……没关系。 IT'S, UH... IT'S OK.
是的。 YEAH.
好吧，我得回去工作了，所以，呃…… WELL, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK, SO, UH...
再见。 SEE YA.
是什么赋予了？ WHAT GIVES?
今天早上发生了什么？ WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING?
好的。 ALL RIGHT.
我在绿色房间里，对吧？ I'M IN THE GREEN ROOM, RIGHT?
你认为他们为什么这样称呼 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL THIS
绿色房间？ A GREEN ROOM?
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
可能是一些古老的戏剧传统，嗯？ PROBABLY SOME OLD THEATRICAL TRADITION, HUH?
与莎士比亚有关的事情或其他事情。 SOMETHING TO DO WITH SHAKESPEARE OR SOMETHING.
哦，基督，洛里。 OH, CHRIST, LORIE.
什么？ WHAT?
你的杯子。 你该死的杯子。 YOUR CUP. YOUR GODDAMN CUP.
所以... SO...
你有收到 LINDA 的消息吗？ HAVE YOU HEARD FROM LINDA?
好吧，显然你知道我有或你 WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW I HAVE OR YOU
不会问的。 WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED.
你读过她的信了吗？ DID YOU READ HER LETTER?
不。 我的意思是，它不是写给我的。 NO. I MEAN, IT WASN'T ADDRESSED TO ME.
那是什么困扰着你？ IS THAT WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?
好吧，这看起来很奇怪。 WELL, IT JUST SEEMS STRANGE.
我的意思是，她搬出城去， I MEAN, SHE MOVES OUT OF TOWN,
她给我们俩寄了圣诞贺卡， SHE SENDS CHRISTMAS CARDS TO BOTH OF US,
和明信片， AND POSTCARDS,
因此，当一封信专门写给您时， SO WHEN A LETTER CAME ADDRESSED JUST TO YOU,
它只是让我想知道，仅此而已。 IT JUST MADE ME WONDER, THAT'S ALL.
为什么这会困扰你？ WHY IS THIS BOTHERING YOU NOW?
我们在这里处于世界之巅。 WE'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD HERE.
好的。 她要进城了。 OK. SHE IS COMING INTO TOWN.
我的意思是，她在这里，事实上。 I MEAN, SHE'S HERE, IN FACT.
你有看见她吗？ HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
不我没有。 NO, I HAVE NOT.
事实上， AS A MATTER OF FACT,
如果--如果你今天想喝酒， IF--IF YOU WANT TO HAVE DRINKS TODAY,
我们应该和她一起喝酒。 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE DRINKS WITH HER.
你不打算告诉我吗？ WEREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL ME?
亲爱的，我刚刚做到了。 HONEY, I JUST DID.
哦，上帝，丹。 有时，我发誓-- OH, GOD, DAN. SOMETIMES, I SWEAR--
你怎么了？ WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
你怎么会嫉妒 HOW CAN YOU BE JEALOUS
经过这么长时间？ AFTER ALL THIS TIME?
因为显然我仍然有理由成为。 BECAUSE APPARENTLY I STILL HAVE REASON TO BE.
你不告诉我就要去见她。 YOU WERE GOING TO SEE HER WITHOUT TELLING ME.
我正要去见她， I WAS GOING TO SEE HER,
不要和她睡觉。 NOT SLEEP WITH HER.
我不是说你打算和她睡觉， I'M NOT SAYING YOU PLANNED TO SLEEP WITH HER,
但不邀请我， BUT BY NOT INVITING ME,
你给自己留下了一点点错误的余地 YOU LEAVE YOURSELF THAT LITTLE MARGIN FOR ERROR
可能发生意外事故的地方。 WHERE UNPLANNED ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN.
你还在闲逛。 YOU'RE STILL DIDDLING AROUND.
不，我不是在闲逛。 NO, I AM NOT DIDDLING AROUND.
我不撒谎。 I DON'T DIDDLE.
我不会和琳达上床。 I'M NOT GOING TO BED WITH LINDA.
我可能会和她一起吃沙拉。 就这样。 I MAY SPLIT A SALAD WITH HER. THAT'S ALL.
我想结婚。 I WANT TO GET MARRIED.
什么？ WHAT?
一分钟前， A MINUTE AGO,
你指责我欺骗你。 YOU ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING ON YOU.
现在你想嫁给我吗？ NOW YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?
你不考虑一下吗？ DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT IT?
是的。 我只是不知道我怎么想的。 YEAH. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT.
有时我觉得自己真的长大了 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I HAVE REALLY GROWN
在过去的三年里， IN THE LAST THREE YEARS,
而你只是站着不动。 AND YOU HAVE JUST STOOD STILL.
不，那不是 NO, THAT IS NOT
这里发生了什么。 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
你很害怕受到伤害， YOU'RE SO AFRAID OF BEING HURT,
你对我提出要求 YOU'RE MAKING A DEMAND ON ME
你确定我不能见面。 YOU'RE SURE I CAN'T MEET.
你在推我走路。 YOU'RE PUSHING ME TO WALK.
那是你要的吗？ IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
你就是不明白，对吗？ YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
我知道您害怕迈出这一步。 I KNOW YOU ARE SCARED OF TAKING THIS STEP.
我也很害怕。 I AM SCARED, TOO.
但这是伟大的事情。 BUT THAT'S THE GREAT THING.
你没看见吗？ DON'T YOU SEE?
我们可能会害怕……在一起。 WE COULD BE SCARED... TOGETHER.
看，我只是……我想确定你。 LOOK, I JUST... I WANT TO BE SURE OF YOU.
如果这意味着我有点缺乏安全感 IF THAT MEANS THAT I'M A LITTLE INSECURE
或者有点神经质， OR A LITTLE NEUROTIC,
好吧，就这样吧。 WELL, SO BE IT.
我--我只是想知道 I--I JUST WANT TO KNOW
如果五年后我和你一起直播， THAT IF I'M ON THE AIR WITH YOU IN FIVE YEARS,
是因为你爱我， IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME,
不是因为我是您的商业伙伴。 NOT BECAUSE I'M YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER.
哦，我愿意。 我做。 OH, I DO. I DO.
快点。 COME ON.
你不想结婚。 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED.
不，丹。 你不想结婚。 NO, DAN. YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED.
正确的？ 让我听你说。 RIGHT? LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT.
时间，请。 TIME, PLEASE.
嘿，马克…… HEY, MARK...
标记... MARK...
是的？ YEAH?
解决争论。 SETTLE AN ARGUMENT.
为什么他们称之为绿色房间？ WHY DO THEY CALL THIS THE GREEN ROOM?
嗯，我不知道。 UM, I DON'T KNOW.
在那里见。 SEE YOU IN THERE.
我很抱歉，但... I'M SORRY, BUT...
我不想结婚。 I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED.
通过。 COMING THROUGH.
看它。 WATCH IT.
LORIE，15 秒播出。 LORIE, 15 SECONDS TO AIR.
地方，每个人。 PLACES, EVERYBODY.
请安静。 QUIET, PLEASE.
5... 5...
4... 4...
3... 3...
2... 2...
而现在，PERKELL Heating And COOLING 为您带来 AND NOW, PERKELL HEATING AND COOLING BRINGS YOU
他说，她说， HE SAID, SHE SAID,
与您的评论员 WITH YOUR COMMENTATORS
洛林·布莱尔和丹·汉森。 LORRAINE BRYER AND DAN HANSON.
今天的问题-- THE ISSUE TODAY--
第 41 号提案，高速公路合并。 PROPOSITION 41, THE HIGHWAY MERGER.
下午好，丹。 GOOD AFTERNOON, DAN.
10 月投票的第 41 号提案 PROPOSITION 41 ON THE BALLOT IN OCTOBER
将提供一个新的连接支线 WOULD PROVIDE FOR A NEW CONNECTING SPUR
合并 710 号和 88 号高速公路。 TO MERGE HIGHWAYS 710 AND 88.
在我看来，这次合并早就应该进行了。 IN MY VIEW, THIS MERGER IS LONG OVERDUE.
它不仅会改善访问， NOT ONLY WOULD IT IMPROVE ACCESS,
但它会允许最大的增长， BUT IT WOULD ALLOW FOR MAXIMUM GROWTH,
特别是在边远地区。 ESPECIALLY IN THE OUTLYING AREAS.
我知道你会说什么，丹。 I KNOW WHAT YOU'LL SAY, DAN.
41 号提案可以等待， THAT PROPOSITION 41 CAN WAIT,
现在不需要它了。 THAT THERE'S NO NEED FOR IT NOW.
但是两三年后... BUT IN TWO OR THREE YEARS...
太晚了。 IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
我们必须前进，否则就停下来。 WE MUST GO FORWARD OR WE STOP.
现在是时候了... NOW IS THE TIME...
这就是我的看法。 AND THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
好吧，LORIE，给你， WELL, LORIE, THERE YOU GO,
再次过度智能化。 OVER-INTELLECTUALIZING AGAIN.
常识告诉我们 COMMON SENSE TELLS US
根本不需要合并。 THAT A MERGER SIMPLY IS NOT NEEDED.
这两条高速公路 THESE TWO HIGHWAYS
独立运行很好，谢谢， FUNCTION QUITE WELL INDEPENDENTLY, THANK YOU,
现在合并只会意味着增加支出， AND A MERGER NOW WOULD ONLY MEAN INCREASED SPENDING,
已经很拥挤的地区的交通和拥堵。 TRAFFIC, AND CONGESTION IN AN ALREADY CROWDED AREA.
以及你所说的边远地区 AND THE OUTLYING AREAS THAT YOU SPEAK OF
已经达到稳定状态 HAVE REACHED A PLATEAU
预计不会有进一步增长的地方。 WHERE FURTHER GROWTH IS JUST NOT EXPECTED.
维持现状并没有错，洛丽。 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STATUS QUO, LORIE.
正如我的叔叔奥拉夫曾经说过的那样， AS MY UNCLE OLAF USED TO SAY,
“如果它没有损坏，为什么要修复它？” "WHY FIX IT IF IT AIN'T BROKEN?"
这就是我的看法--噢！ THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT--OW!
你看见了吗？ DID YOU SEE THAT?
评论员发表的意见 THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED BY THE COMMENTATORS
不一定是车站的…… ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF STATION...
萝莉... LORIE...
你--你还好吗？ ARE--ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
我当然是。 当然。 是的。 OF COURSE I AM. OF COURSE. YEAH.
是的，我很好。 YEAH, I'M FINE.
你确定吗？ ARE YOU SURE?
是的，我很好，马克。 YEAH, I'M FINE, MARK.
别担心我。 我会没事的。 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
我的钥匙在里面。 我的钱包在里面。 MY KEYS ARE INSIDE. MY PURSE IS INSIDE.
我的整个生命都在里面。 MY WHOLE LIFE IS INSIDE.
谁在乎？ 正确的？ WHO CARES? RIGHT?
我不会回到那里。 I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THERE.
你认为我用杯子伤害了他吗？ DO YOU THINK I HURT HIM WITH THE CUP?
好吧，谁在乎呢？ 我要步行回家。 WELL, WHO CARES? I'M GOING TO WALK HOME.
我感觉很好，所以我要走回家了。 I FEEL SO GOOD THAT I'M JUST GOING TO WALK HOME.
洛里，我，嗯…… LORIE, I, UM...
你能载我回家吗？ COULD YOU GIVE ME A RIDE HOME?
当然。 你看起来像你可以使用一个。 SURE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE ONE.
我的车就在这里。 MY CAR'S JUST OVER HERE.
这些去哪儿了？ WHERE DO THESE GO?
一切都在大厅里。 EVERYTHING GOES IN THE HALL.
糟糕的唱片，玩具， THE LOUSY RECORDS, THE TOYS,
模特…… THE MODELS...
那这个呢？ WHAT ABOUT THIS?
不好了。 我要那个。 OH, NO. I WANT THAT.
你认识我很久了， YOU'VE KNOWN ME A LONG TIME,
对吧，辛迪？ RIGHT, CINDY?
我有资格成为一个理性的人， I QUALIFY AS A RATIONAL PERSON,
不是吗？ DON'T I?
是的，有点。 YES, SOMEWHAT.
我是说，我没疯， I MEAN, I'M NOT CRAZY,
但有时你会说， BUT THERE COMES A TIME WHEN YOU SAY,
“是的，我们前进。” "YES, WE GO FORWARD."
或者“不，我们犯了一个大错误。” OR "NO, WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE."
我感觉好极了。 我真的喜欢。 I FEEL GREAT. I REALLY DO.
啊！ 你在干嘛？ AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
快点！ 停下来。 COME ON! STOP IT.
我不会让你这样对自己 I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF
或者你的录像机。 OR YOUR VCR.
他不值得。 HE'S NOT WORTH IT.
你从来不需要他。 YOU NEVER NEEDED HIM.
如果你想， IF YOU WANTED TO,
您本可以拥有自己的电视节目。 YOU COULD'VE HAD YOUR OWN TV SHOW.
仅此而已。 我从不想要电视节目。 THAT'S JUST IT. I NEVER WANTED A TV SHOW.
我什至不看电视。 I DON'T EVEN WATCH TV.
好的。 OK.
纽约时报呼吁。 THE NEW YORK TIMES CALLED.
他们喜欢我的工作。 THEY LOVED MY WORK.
我要给他们回电话。 I'M GOING TO CALL THEM BACK.
好的。 GOOD.
我的意思是，想想我让他绕道而行 I MEAN, TO THINK I LET HIM DETOUR ME
从我最初的目的。 FROM MY ORIGINAL PURPOSE.
三年过去了。 IT'S THREE YEARS GONE.
所以呢。 我还算年轻，对吧？ SO WHAT. I'M STILL REASONABLY YOUNG, RIGHT?
真的已经三年了吗？ IT'S REALLY BEEN THREE YEARS?
我的意思是，我一直在浪费时间 I MEAN, ALL THE TIME I WASTED
忽视那些腐烂的东西。 OVERLOOKING THOSE ROTTEN THINGS.
我的意思是，你还记得，辛迪。 I MEAN, YOU REMEMBER, CINDY.
从一开始就很明显。 IT WAS OBVIOUS RIGHT FROM THE START.
呃，我们决定做什么， UH, WHAT WE'VE DECIDED TO DO,
以一种非常像所罗门和相当懦弱的方式， IN A VERY SOLOMON-LIKE AND QUITE COWARDLY MANNER,
是给你们两个机会。 IS TO GIVE YOU BOTH A SHOT AT IT.
你们都在关注这个公共雕塑吗？ YOU HAVE BOTH BEEN FOLLOWING THIS PUBLIC SCULPTURE THING?
哦耶。 OH, YEAH.
哈哈哈。 HA HA HA.
不要觉得你必须模仿梦露。 DON'T FEEL YOU HAVE TO IMITATE MONROE.
使用你自己的风格，你自己的意见。 USE YOUR OWN STYLE, YOUR OWN OPINIONS.
1,500 字，在我的桌子上， 1,500 WORDS, ON MY DESK,
明天 5:00 之前发布。 BY 5:00 FOR PUBLICATION TOMORROW.
祝伴郎获胜-- AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN--
哦，或者最好的女人。 OH, OR THE BEST WOMAN.
听。 明天之后， LISTEN. AFTER TOMORROW,
我们中的一个可能是 ONE OF US IS PROBABLY
再也不会和其他人说话了。 NEVER GOING TO SPEAK TO THE OTHER AGAIN.
晚餐怎么样？ SO HOW ABOUT DINNER?
这听起来令人震惊， SHOCKING AS THIS MAY SOUND,
我想。 I'D LIKE TO.
不幸的是，我有个约会。 UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE A DATE.
好吧，这实际上不是约会。 WELL, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A DATE.
它更像是一种义务。 IT'S MORE LIKE AN OBLIGATION.
对不起。 SORRY.
谢谢你。 THANK YOU.
你猜怎么了。 GUESS WHAT.
什么？ WHAT?
猜测。 GUESS.
他们正在印刷新的共和国作品。 THEY'RE PRINTING THE NEW REPUBLIC PIECE.
那太棒了！ THAT'S GREAT!
关于桑地诺的那个 THE ONE ABOUT THE SANDINISTA
教育体制？ 真了不起！ EDUCATION SYSTEM? THAT'S TERRIFIC!
我带了一份给你看。 I BROUGHT A COPY FOR YOU TO SEE.
哦，我很乐意。 伟大的。 OH, I'D LOVE TO. GREAT.
不。 我... NO. I...
什么？ 启动时间太长？ WHAT? IT TAKES TOO LONG TO START?
我们又来了。 WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
我们彼此相关 WE ARE RELATING TO EACH OTHER
作为作家和政治同事。 AS WRITERS AND POLITICAL COLLEAGUES.
我们彼此无关 WE ARE NOT RELATING TO EACH OTHER
作为女人和男人。 AS A WOMAN AND A MAN.
哦。 OHH.
亚当... ADAM...
看... LOOK...
我想说的... WHAT I WANTED TO SAY...
我--我认为我们不应该 I--I DON'T THINK THAT WE SHOULD
再见。 SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE.
我们之间不再有性或兴奋。 IT'S NOT SEXUAL OR EXCITING BETWEEN US ANYMORE.
我想那是……曾经， I THINK THAT IT WAS...ONCE,
但它只是不存在了。 BUT IT'S JUST NOT THERE ANYMORE.
这很难说-- THIS IS VERY HARD TO SAY--
很难听。 IT'S VERY HARD TO LISTEN TO.
我知道。 I KNOW.
我-我很抱歉。 I-I'M SORRY.
LORIE，我不是一个彻头彻尾的白痴， LORIE, I'M NOT A COMPLETE MORON,
你懂。 YOU KNOW.
我好像看到了这件事。 I SORT OF SAW THIS THING COMING.
但我不认为 BUT I DON'T THINK
这完全是我的错。 THIS IS ENTIRELY MY FAULT.
我不是说它是。 I'M NOT SAYING THAT IT IS.
出色地... WELL...
可能是两个有头脑的人 MAYBE TWO CEREBRAL PEOPLE
只是不应该在一起。 JUST SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER.
我要走了。 I GOT TO GO.
不。 不要--不要去。 NO. DON'T--DON'T GO.
不。 如果您不介意，我更喜欢它。 NO. I PREFER IT, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
再见。 SEE YA.
哇。 那是一个快速的约会。 WOW. THAT WAS A FAST DATE.
看起来我们逃不掉 LOOKS LIKE WE CAN'T GET AWAY
来自彼此。 FROM EACH OTHER.
也许是命运。 MAYBE IT'S FATE.
塞诺拉酒店要订晚餐吗？ THE SE脩ORA IS ORDERING DINNER?
不。 NO.
凯撒沙拉在这里很棒。 CAESAR SALAD'S GREAT HERE.
不。 我要去... NO. I'M GOING TO...
快点。 COME ON.
好的。 恶劣地... ALL RIGHT. I'LL...
我要一份凯撒沙拉和一杯杜松子酒。 I'LL HAVE A CAESAR SALAD AND A GIN AND TONIC.
我要另一个。 I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.
请您用餐。 ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
我们吵架了。 WE HAD A FIGHT.
好吧，实际上我们没有。 WELL, ACTUALLY WE DIDN'T.
我们没有吵架。 我们--我们分手了。 WE DIDN'T HAVE A FIGHT. WE--WE BROKE UP.
我不知道我为什么要告诉你这些。 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TELLING YOU THIS FOR.
我真的很抱歉。 I'M REALLY SORRY.
谁打破了它？ SO WHO BROKE IT OFF?
我做到了。 I DID.
看，有时 SEE, SOMETIMES
那是更痛苦的位置。 THAT'S THE MORE PAINFUL POSITION.
爱总是更容易 IT'S ALWAYS EASIER TO LOVE
胜于被爱， THAN BE LOVED,
伤害某人会感觉更糟 AND HURTING SOMEONE CAN FEEL WORSE
比受伤。 THAN BEING HURT.
上帝知道，我总是很害怕 AND GOD KNOWS, I'M ALWAYS TERRIFIED
把坏消息告诉一个女人。 TO GIVE BAD NEWS TO A WOMAN.
也许那是我的弱点。 MAYBE THAT'S WEAK OF ME.
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
是的。 YEAH.
那么，你怎么知道这么多？ SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH?
相信我，我去过那里。 BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN THERE.
担！ DAN!
苏珊。 SUSAN.
你好。 HI.
打扰一下。 EXCUSE ME.
哇。 你看起来棒极了。 WOW. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
你真的这样做。 那件衣服-- YOU REALLY DO. THAT DRESS--
那是你的颜色。 THAT'S YOUR COLOR.
那是你。 THAT IS YOU.
谢谢。 谢谢你送的花。 THANKS. AND THANK YOU FOR THE FLOWERS.
他们是如此美丽。 THEY WERE SO BEAUTIFUL.
谢谢。 你得到了他们。 THANKS. YOU GOT THEM.
好的。 GOOD.
下周，让我们去参加 ROLLER DERBY。 NEXT WEEK, LET'S GO TO THE ROLLER DERBY.
听起来不错。 SOUNDS GOOD.
但要穿那件衣服，否则交易就结束了。 BUT WEAR THAT DRESS OR THE DEAL'S OFF.
我将会。 I WILL.
妈的。 我的乳头突然出现了。 OH, SHIT. MY TIT POPPED OUT.
我讨厌那样的事情发生，你呢？ I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS, DON'T YOU?
再见。 BYE.
回头见。 SEE YOU LATER.
优雅......大写的“K”。 CLASSY... WITH A CAPITAL "K."
和你。 看着你。 AND YOU. LOOK AT YOU.
先生。 光滑的。 MR. SMOOTH.
你知道的，我不敢相信我在放纵自己 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I WAS LETTING MYSELF
沉浸在你的说唱中。 GET SUCKED INTO THIS RAP OF YOURS.
“爱胜于被爱。” "IT'S BETTER TO LOVE THAN TO BE LOVED."
这--你来找我了。 THIS--YOU WERE COMING ON TO ME.
这是一个通行证。 THIS WAS A PASS.
你称之为通行证？ YOU CALL THAT A PASS?
你们男人都是一样的。 YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE.
你不把我们中的任何一个当回事。 YOU DON'T TAKE ANY OF US SERIOUSLY.
不，不。 等等。 NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT.
我当时--我只是在想。 I WAS-- I WAS JUST THINKING.
那是通行证吗？ WAS THAT A PASS?
我的天啊。 OH, MY GOD.
你是对的。 YOU'RE RIGHT.
那是一个通行证。 THAT WAS A PASS.
抱歉。 我... I'M SORRY. I...
但我应该做什么？ BUT WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
你坐在那里， THERE YOU WERE SITTING THERE,
易受伤害的... VULNERABLE...
吸引人的。 ATTRACTIVE.
哦，该死的。 OH, DARN IT.
该死的。 该死的。 该死的。 DARN IT. DARN IT. DARN IT.
我又去了。 THERE I GO AGAIN.
我失控了。 I'M OUT OF CONTROL.
我不能对你不屑一顾。 I CAN'T NOT MAKE A PASS AT YOU.
反正 - ANYWAY--
我和你们所有人都结束了 I'M THROUGH WITH ALL OF YOU
一阵子。 FOR A WHILE.
有东西 THERE ARE THINGS
现在对我来说更重要。 THAT ARE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME NOW.
像什么？ LIKE WHAT?
喜欢说点什么的机会， LIKE THE CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING,
接触人们。 TO REACH PEOPLE.
每个记者都想要什么-- WHAT EVERY JOURNALIST WANTS--
在纽约时报工作。 TO WORK AT THE NEW YORK TIMES.
现在，我将接受这个专栏。 FOR NOW, I WILL SETTLE FOR THIS COLUMN.
我的专栏。 MY COLUMN.
给你，女士。 THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM.
我会为你做一个小盘子。 I'LL MAKE UP A LITTLE PLATE FOR YOU.
我不喜欢感觉 I DON'T LIKE TO FEEL
就像我在和鲨鱼共进晚餐一样。 LIKE I'M HAVING DINNER WITH A SHARK.
一点意大利面。 A LITTLE PASTA.
酱。 沙拉。 SAUCE. SALAD.
番茄。 TOMATO.
好的？ OK?
那里。 玩得开心。 THERE. HAVE FUN.
到我的专栏。 TO MY COLUMN.
没那么快。 出纸不出来 NOT SO FAST. PAPER DOESN'T COME OUT
再过几个小时。 FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF HOURS.
[电话铃声] [TELEPHONE RINGS]
[戒指] [RING]
你好？ HELLO?
哦，嗨，辛迪。 OH, HI, CINDY.
是的我知道！ 是不是很棒？ YES, I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT?
哦谢谢。 是的。 OH, THANKS. YEAH.
难道你不认为这是一场小小的胜利吗？ DON'T YOU THINK IT'S KIND OF A MINOR VICTORY,
我的意思是，也有他的印刷品吗？ I MEAN, HAVING HIS PRINTED, TOO?
是的。 你是对的。 YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
我的意思是，像他这样的反动写作 I MEAN, REACTIONARY WRITING LIKE HIS
只会让我看起来更好。 IS ONLY GOING TO MAKE ME LOOK BETTER.
不。 我只是--我刚进去。 NO. I JUST--I JUST GOT IN.
为什么？ 你试过早点打电话吗？ WHY? DID YOU TRY CALLING EARLIER?
亚当？ ADAM?
哦... OH...
上帝。 GOD.
不。 呃，那是几小时前。 NO. UH, THAT WAS HOURS AGO.
好吧，呃，我是…… WELL, UH, I WAS...
实际上，我正在吃晚饭 ACTUALLY, I WAS HAVING DINNER
与先生 反动的自己。 WITH MR. REACTIONARY HIMSELF.
嗯，是的。 WELL, YEAH.
他确实压碎了我的隐形眼镜， HE DID CRUSH MY CONTACT LENS,
但它是 - 没关系。 BUT IT WAS-- IT WAS OK.
是的。 YEAH.
嗯，不， WELL, NO,
其实我... ACTUALLY, I...
我玩得很开心。 I HAD A GOOD TIME.
不。 不！ NO. NO!
看，别担心。 LOOK, DON'T WORRY.
这是一次性交易。 THIS IS A ONE-SHOT DEAL.
我不会让他在我周围织网。 I WON'T LET HIM SPIN HIS WEB AROUND ME.
[睡美人剧中的主题曲] [THEME FROM SLEEPING BEAUTY PLAYS]
嘘！ SHH!
嗨，萝莉。 HI, LORIE.
我好久没在这里见到你了。 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU HERE IN A LONG TIME.
你想跳舞吗？ WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
那挺好的。 你能不能 THAT'S GOOD. COULD YOU MAYBE
调低一点点？ TONE IT DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT?
下一首慢歌， NEXT SLOW SONG,
酒吧里的人--别看。 GUY AT THE BAR-- DON'T LOOK.
请你再说一遍你的名字？ WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
史蒂夫。 STEVE.
谢谢你。 这是 5 块钱。 THANK YOU. HERE'S 5 BUCKS.
不好了。 你不必付钱给我，糖。 OH, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME, SUGAR.
好吧，无论如何都要保留它。 WELL, KEEP IT ANYWAY.
你能把你的衬衫扣在那里吗？ COULD YOU BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT THERE?
谢谢你。 THANK YOU.
你好。 HI.
好听的音乐。 GREAT MUSIC.
哦，太棒了。 OH, IT'S FANTASTIC.
你在看什么？ WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
我认识那个人。 I KNOW THAT GUY.
他是如此令人难以置信的拖累。 HE IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE DRAG.
他总是来找我。 HE'S ALWAYS COMING ON TO ME.
如果邀请我跳舞， IF ASKS ME TO DANCE,
你愿意和我一起跳舞吗？ WOULD YOU JUST DANCE WITH ME, PLEASE?
哦拜托。 OH, PLEASE.
LO-OR-ORIE！ LO-OR-ORIE!
你好。 是我。 史蒂夫。 HI. IT'S ME. STEVE.
我好久没见你了 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG,
很久。 LONG TIME.
您看起来好棒。 YOU LOOK GREAT.
你好。 我是丹。 HI. I'M DAN.
等等，等等，等等。 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
你想跳舞吗？ WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
我真的错过了路 I REALLY MISS THE WAY
我们一起行动。 WE MOVE TOGETHER.
对不起， SORRY,
但是我--我有这个舞蹈。 BUT I--I HAVE THIS DANCE.
谢谢。 你救了我。 THANKS. YOU SAVED ME.
没有汗水。 NO SWEAT.
出色地... WELL...
听着，我玩得很开心。 LISTEN, I HAD FUN.
晚安。 GOOD NIGHT.
怎么了？ WHAT'S WRONG?
看，我不想 LOOK, I DON'T WANT
不得不玩游戏了， TO HAVE TO PLAY GAMES ANYMORE,
我不想调情 AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO FLIRT
并做所有这些事。 AND DO ALL THAT SHIT.
我想说的是--那是…… WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS--IS THAT...
你是个好人。 YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
我的意思是， I MEAN,
你的政治完全搞砸了 YOUR POLITICS ARE ENTIRELY SCREWED UP
你不是最伟大的作家， AND YOU'RE NOT THE GREATEST WRITER,
但你不是精神病患者， BUT YOU'RE NOT A PSYCHO,
而且你很可爱，在某种程度上，而且...... AND YOU'RE CUTE, IN A WAY, AND...
你永远不会感到孤独吗？ DON'T YOU EVER GET LONELY?
我的意思是，我知道你有很多女人， I MEAN, I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF WOMEN,
但是你不就是觉得寂寞吗？ BUT DON'T YOU JUST GET LONELY ANYWAY?
你知道，而且 - 并且害怕？ YOU KNOW, AND--AND SCARED?
就像--就像你的整个生命是-- LIKE--LIKE YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS--
正在过去。 IS GOING BY.
你的日子和你的夜晚和... YOUR DAYS AND YOUR NIGHTS AND...
周围没有人能看到它，除了……你。 NOBODY'S AROUND TO SEE IT EXCEPT...YOU.
我--我只想-- I--I WOULD JUST--
我只想和你在一起...... I WOULD JUST LIKE TO BE WITH YOU...
今晚。 TONIGHT.
你在发抖。 YOU'RE SHAKING.
不要告诉我 DON'T TELL ME
您以前从未这样做过。 YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.
不和你在一起。 NOT WITH YOU.
*你想跳舞并握住我的手吗* * DO YOU WANNA DANCE AND HOLD MY HAND *
* 告诉我，宝贝，我是你的情人 * * TELL ME, BABY, I'M YOUR LOVER MAN *
* 哦，宝贝 * OH, BABY
* 你想跳舞吗 * DO YOU WANNA DANCE
* 我们可以在月光下跳舞 * * WE COULD DANCE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT *
* 吻我，宝贝，整夜 * * KISS ME, BABY, ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT *
* 哦，宝贝 * OH, BABY
* 你想跳舞吗 * DO YOU WANNA DANCE
* 冒一次险 * TAKE A CHANCE
* 来吧，漂亮宝贝，制造浪漫 * * COME ON, PRETTY BABY, AND MAKE ROMANCE *
* 哦，宝贝 * * OH, BABY *
奥尔加，你会拥有这个奥拉夫吗？ AND WILL YOU, OLGA, HAVE THIS MAN OLAF
成为你的丈夫 TO BE YOUR HUSBAND
并在圣洁的婚姻中与他同住 AND TO LIVE WITH HIM IN HOLY MARRIAGE
根据神的话？ ACCORDING TO THE WORD OF GOD?
JA。 我做。 JA. I DO.
我现在宣布他们为夫妻。 I NOW PRONOUNCE THEM TO BE HUSBAND AND WIFE.
你欠我一杯。 YOU OWE ME A DRINK.
上帝将什么放在一起， WHAT GOD HAS PUT TOGETHER,
不要让任何人分开。 LET NO ONE PUT ASUNDER.
我很高兴今天有你在这里。 I'M SO PLEASED TO HAVE YOU HERE TODAY.
有一句古老的瑞典谚语--如何进行？ THERE'S AN OLD SWEDISH SAYING--HOW DOES IT GO?
[说瑞典语] [SPEAKING SWEDISH]
好吧，这可以粗略地翻译成…… WELL, WHICH--WHICH TRANSLATES LOOSELY TO...
“幸福来之不易 "HAPPINESS IS EASY
如果你脱掉你的大衣。” IF YOU JUST TAKE OFF YOUR OVERCOAT."
好吧，今天我脱掉了大衣。 WELL, TODAY I TOOK OFF MY OVERCOAT.
但足够的演讲。 BUT ENOUGH SPEECHES.
让我们跳鸡舞吧？ LET'S DO THE CHICKEN DANCE, HUH?
快点。 COME ON.
哦，这是 HUNKY-DORY。 OH, THIS IS HUNKY-DORY.
要跳舞？ WANT TO DANCE?
不。 不不不。 NO. NO, NO, NO.
快点。 请？ COME ON. PLEASE?
我的意思是--他们只是--不。 I MEAN--THEY'RE JUST--NO.
因为那时--啊！ BECAUSE THEN--AAH!
你太棒了！ YOU'RE GREAT!
有什么好笑的？ WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
嘿。 HEY.
什么？ WHAT?
我爱你。 I LOVE YOU.
我的意思是，我不是--我不是在告诉你这个 I MEAN, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT TELLING YOU THIS
所以我会得到 SO THAT I'LL GET
来自您的完全相同的回应。 THE EXACT SAME RESPONSE FROM YOU.
我只是告诉你这个 I'M JUST TELLING YOU THIS
因为这些是我的感受，你知道吗？ BECAUSE THESE ARE MY FEELINGS, YOU KNOW?
如果你不能表达你的感受， IF YOU CAN'T EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS,
拥有它们有什么意义，对吧？ WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING THEM, RIGHT?
我感觉很好 AND I FEEL REALLY GOOD
关于告诉你这个，你知道吗？ ABOUT TELLING YOU THIS, YOU KNOW?
你真的不需要说任何话来回应。 YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING IN RESPONSE.
真的。 你不必。 REALLY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
哈哈哈哈哈！ HA HA HA HA HA!
给你，亲爱的。 HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
谢谢你。 THANK YOU.
他可能根本不记得了。 HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER.
我的意思是，他总是忘记细节。 I MEAN, HE ALWAYS FORGETS THE DETAILS.
你知道，他只记得最终结果。 YOU KNOW, ALL HE REMEMBERS IS THE END RESULT.
我记得我们一起度过的每一刻-- I REMEMBER EVERY MOMENT WE SPENT TOGETHER--
你知道，所有的小事， YOU KNOW, ALL THE LITTLE THINGS,
就像我修理他的汽化器的时间一样。 LIKE THE TIME I FIXED HIS CARBURETOR.
他印象深刻。 HE WAS SO IMPRESSED.
或者他打破窗户的时间。 OR THE TIME HE BROKE THE WINDOW.
记住？ 你不得不打电话给修理工。 REMEMBER? YOU HAD TO CALL THE REPAIRMAN.
什么窗口？ WHAT WINDOW?
哦耶。 我记得。 OH, YEAH. I REMEMBER.
我敢肯定他没有。 I'M SURE HE DOESN'T.
好吧，够了。 WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS.
你知道，从现在开始，不再回头看。 YOU KNOW, FROM NOW ON, NO MORE LOOKING BACK.
你认为那个家伙沃特伯里吗 DO YOU THINK THAT GUY WATERBURY
在纽约时报还记得我吗？ AT THE NEW YORK TIMES REMEMBERS ME?
到下周这个时候，我可能会有一份新工作。 BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK, I COULD HAVE A NEW JOB.
我想他的号码还在我的名片夹里 I THINK HIS NUMBER'S STILL IN MY ROLODEX
回到...工作室， BACK AT THE...STUDIO,
连同我的车-- ALONG WITH MY CAR--
我的一生。 MY WHOLE LIFE.
LORIE，我应该用这些做什么？ LORIE, WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THESE?
随文件一起放在盒子里。 THAT GOES IN THE BOX WITH THE FILES.
谢谢你，马克。 我很感激。 THANK YOU, MARK. I APPRECIATE IT.
你在救我的命。 YOU'RE SAVING MY LIFE.
这就是我的看法--噢！ THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT--OW!
你永远不知道会发生什么 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO BE TOSSED AROUND
他说，她说。 ON HE SAID, SHE SAID.
参见 HANSON 和 BRYER，第二轮， SEE HANSON AND BRYER, ROUND TWO,
明天中午在 11 频道播出。 TOMORROW AT NOON ON CHANNEL 11.
沃利，到底发生了什么 WALLY, WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON
与这些广告？ WITH THESE COMMERCIALS?
我现在不能多说了。 I CAN'T TALK MORE RIGHT NOW.
他可以告诉你一切。 HE CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
是的。 尽你所能。 要走了。 再见。 YEAH. DO WHAT YOU CAN. GOT TO GO. BYE.
沃利，你在为一个节目做广告 WALLY, YOU ARE ADVERTISING A SHOW
那不会继续。 好的？ THAT IS NOT GOING TO BE ON. OK?
查看这些电话留言。 LOOK AT THESE PHONE MESSAGES.
“对 LORIE 有好处。时间到了。” "GOOD FOR LORIE. IT'S ABOUT TIME."
你是英雄。 YOU'RE A HERO.
你做了最女性化的事情 YOU DID SOMETHING MOST WOMEN
很想对他们的丈夫做。 WOULD LOVE TO DO TO THEIR HUSBANDS.
我不想成为英雄， I DON'T WANT TO BE A HERO,
他……不是我的丈夫。 AND HE...IS NOT MY HUSBAND.
他将成为的最后一件事 THE LAST THING HE'LL EVER BE
是我的丈夫。 IS MY HUSBAND.
好的？ 你明白吗？ ALL RIGHT? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
完全。 但他们都想看 TOTALLY. BUT THEY ALL WANT TO SEE
你明天会做什么。 WHAT YOU'LL DO TOMORROW.
韦勒希望看到。 这就是他来的原因。 WELLER WANTS TO SEE. THAT'S WHY HE'S COMING.
然后他将什么都看不到。 THEN HE'S GOING TO SEE A LOT OF NOTHING.
因为它--我们--嗯…… BECAUSE IT'S-- WE--WELL...
结束了。 好的？ IT'S OVER. ALL RIGHT?
丹和我，我们…… DAN AND I, WE...
我们分手了。 WE BROKE UP.
我的上帝。 MY GOD.
抱歉。 I'M SORRY.
我真的很抱歉。 I'M REALLY SORRY.
但这并不意味着您不能参加演出，对吗？ BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DO THE SHOW, DOES IT?
它甚至可能使它更有趣。 IT MIGHT EVEN MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING.
我无法相信你，沃利。 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, WALLY.
你真是个男人。 YOU'RE SUCH A MAN.
谢谢。 THANKS.
你怎么能把爱和工作分开呢？ HOW CAN YOU SEPARATE LOVE AND WORK LIKE THAT?
出色地 - WELL--
是吗 - IS IT--
爱就是爱。 LOVE IS LOVE.
工作就是工作。 WORK IS WORK.
爱。 LOVE.
工作。 WORK.
工作不是爱， WORK ISN'T LOVE,
爱不应该是我-- AND LOVE SHOULDN'T BE WO--
哦那好吧。 好的。 OH, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
看，我会让你轻松的。 LOOK, I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
在你到达那里之前，我们会用胶带粘住他的一半。 WE'LL TAPE HIS HALF BEFORE YOU GET THERE.
你甚至不必见他。 YOU'LL NEVER EVEN HAVE TO SEE HIM.
我结束了，沃利。 I'M THROUGH, WALLY.
好的。 看。 ALL RIGHT. LOOK.
这不取决于我了。 IT'S NOT UP TO ME ANYMORE.
您仍然与 WBAL 有合同。 YOU'VE STILL GOT A CONTRACT WITH WBAL.
我不会对你强硬， I'M NOT GOING TO GET TOUGH WITH YOU,
但是律师会活活吃掉你。 BUT THE LAWYERS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.
谢谢你，沃利。 我很感激。 THANK YOU, WALLY. I APPRECIATE THAT.
你是朋友。 YOU'RE SOME FRIEND.
洛丽，拜托。 LORIE, PLEASE.
LINDA METZGER 在第一行。 LINDA METZGER ON LINE ONE.
告诉她我会给她回电话。 TELL HER I'LL CALL HER BACK.
琳达·梅茨格。 LINDA METZGER.
什么，她现在是来找丹吗？ WHAT, IS SHE CALLING HERE FOR DAN NOW?
丹？ 不。 琳达和我回去了。 FOR DAN? NO. LINDA AND I GO WAY BACK.
她什么都不是。 SHE'S NOTHING.
她从大学开始就一直在追我。 SHE'S BEEN CHASING ME SINCE COLLEGE.
这是一个致命的吸引力。 IT'S A FATAL ATTRACTION THING.
好吧，她可能对你来说什么都不是， WELL, SHE MAY BE NOTHING TO YOU,
但只要一提到她的名字，我就想…… BUT JUST THE MENTION OF HER NAME MAKES ME WANT TO...
哦... OHH...
哦，琳达。 OH, LINDA.
什么？ WHAT?
你刚刚说什么？ WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
呃，我说--我说，“哦，琳达。” UH, I SAID--I SAID, "OH, LINDA."
我--我真的很抱歉。 I'M--I'M REALLY SORRY.
没关系。 THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
我-我很抱歉。 I-I'M SORRY.
不。 我能理解它是如何发生的。 NO. I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW IT COULD HAPPEN.
我们都是女人。 WE'RE BOTH WOMEN.
我们的名字都以 L 开头。 BOTH OUR NAMES BEGIN WITH L.
你和我们一起睡觉。 YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH BOTH OF US.
我不再和她睡觉了。 I DON'T SLEEP WITH HER ANYMORE.
你什么时候停下来的？ WHEN DID YOU STOP?
当你和我开始外出时。 WHEN YOU AND I STARTED GOING OUT.
开始了吗？ 那是什么意思？ STARTED? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
和我睡过后你还和她睡过吗？ DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER AFTER YOU SLEPT WITH ME?
我--我--我--我--我不记得了。 I--I--I--I--I CAN'T REMEMBER.
你不记得了？ YOU CAN'T REMEMBER?
思考。 思考。 THINK. THINK.
想想，丹，想想。 THINK, DAN, THINK.
有没有其他人在你的床上 WAS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE IN YOUR BED WITH YOU
那不是我吗？ THAT WASN'T ME?
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
我的意思是，我确定我们可能做过一次。 I MEAN, I'M SURE WE PROBABLY DID ONCE.
好的。 两次。 ALL RIGHT. TWICE.
我应该为什么感到难过-- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT--
我们接触的那一刻， THAT THE MINUTE WE TOUCHED,
我所有其他的参与不是都消失了吗？ ALL MY OTHER INVOLVEMENTS DIDN'T JUST MELT AWAY?
并非您的全部参与。 NOT ALL YOUR INVOLVEMENTS.
只是你所有的性行为。 JUST ALL YOUR SEXUAL INVOLVEMENTS.
什么是大事？ WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
重要的是从当下开始 THE BIG DEAL IS THAT FROM THE MOMENT
我和你上床了， I WENT TO BED WITH YOU,
和另一个男人睡觉 SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN
对我来说变得不可思议。 BECAME UNTHINKABLE TO ME.
但对你来说， BUT FOR YOU,
与另一个女人睡觉仍然......可以想象。 SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN REMAINED...THINKABLE.
是的，但那是在一开始。 YEAH, BUT THAT WAS IN THE BEGINNING.
让我们谈谈现在。 LET'S TALK ABOUT NOW.
你是那个-- YOU'RE THE ONE WHO--
谁是什么？ THE ONE WHO WHAT?
我是谁--我现在和谁在一起。 THE ONE WHO I'M-- I'M WITH NOW.
这不是最重要的吗？ ISN'T THAT WHAT COUNTS?
我想见她。 I WANT TO MEET HER.
亲爱的，你真的认为 HONEY, DO YOU REALLY THINK
这是个好主意？ THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
我想见她。 I WANT TO MEET HER.
我一直在研究我们的秋季新生产线。 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON OUR NEW FALL LINE.
LORIE，我这里有目录。 LORIE, I HAVE THE CATALOG RIGHT HERE.
你应该看看它。 YOU SHOULD LOOK AT IT.
我确定我们能为您找到一些东西 I'M SURE WE COULD FIND YOU SOMETHING
那会很讨人喜欢。 THAT WOULD BE FLATTERING.
蜜糖。 HONEY.
什么？ WHAT?
LORIE 和我有这个这个东西 LORIE AND I HAVE THIS THIS THING
我们用我们的食物做的。 THAT WE DO WITH OUR FOOD.
担。 DAN.
哦，别难为情，洛丽。 OH, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED, LORIE.
丹告诉我一切。 DAN TELLS ME EVERYTHING.
但我相信你知道他的大部分秘密。 BUT I'M SURE YOU KNOW MOST OF HIS SECRETS.
出色地... WELL...
好吧，也许不是全部。 WELL, MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM.
啊哈哈哈哈！ AAH HA HA HA HA HA!
我们一起失去了童贞。 他告诉你了吗？ WE LOST OUR VIRGINITY TOGETHER. DID HE TELL YOU?
我们只有 14 岁。只是孩子。 WE WERE JUST 14. JUST KIDS.
但即便如此，他还是令人难以置信的。 BUT EVEN THEN HE WAS INCREDIBLE.
出色地... WELL...
你不这么认为吗？ DON'T YOU THINK SO?
这些年来，我一直在写日记 OVER THE YEARS, I'VE KEPT A DIARY
最适合我们的性爱姿势。 OF THE SEXUAL POSITIONS THAT WORKED THE BEST FOR US.
只是一些注释和一些图纸。 JUST A FEW NOTES AND SOME DRAWINGS.
你想看看他们吗？ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THEM?
亲爱的，你说呢？ HONEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
让我们来看看。 LET'S SEE.
这是一个。 1980 年 3 月 17 日。 HERE'S ONE. MARCH 17, 1980.
哎呀。 WHOOPS.
哈哈哈哈哈！ HA HA HA HA HA!
你是否记得？ DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
是的。 那是在厨房里。 YEAH. THAT WAS IN THE KITCHEN.
正确的。 RIGHT.
看？ 你可以从图中看到 SEE? YOU CAN SEE FROM THE DRAWING
正是放置搅拌机的地方。 JUST WHERE TO PUT THE BLENDER.
哦，琳达。 OH, LINDA.
我觉得这件衣服穿在你身上会很可爱。 I THINK THIS ONE WOULD BE JUST CUTE ON YOU.
亲爱的，你还好吗？ HONEY, YOU OK?
你们两个为什么不 WHY DON'T YOU TWO
只是一起上床睡觉然后结束它？ JUST GO TO BED TOGETHER AND GET IT OVER WITH?
我要离开这里。 I'M GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE.
LORIE，这是什么特技表演？ LORIE, WHAT KIND OF A STUNT IS THIS?
只是看到你的行为方式， JUST SEEING THE WAY YOU WERE ACTING,
我不认为有我的空间。 I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ROOM FOR ME.
你是那个想要见她的人。 YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WANTED TO MEET HER.
是的。 我意识到这一点，但我-- YES. I REALIZE THAT, BUT I--
如果你能和其他人一样， IF YOU CAN BE THAT WAY WITH SOMEBODY ELSE,
我现在不能和你在一起。 I CAN'T BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
请稍候。 STAND BY, PLEASE.
好的，孩子们，不要紧张。 OK, KIDS, DON'T BE NERVOUS.
这只是一盘试音带。 IT'S JUST AN AUDITION TAPE.
如果它不好，我们会把它扔掉 IF IT'S BAD, WE THROW IT OUT
没有人知道， AND NO ONE OVER KNOWS,
但它不会坏。 你们会很棒的。 BUT IT WON'T BE BAD. YOU GUYS WILL BE GREAT.
沃利，这不是我写的副本。 WALLY, THIS ISN'T THE COPY I WROTE.
我们不得不修剪它。 WE HAD TO TRIM IT.
它不像报纸。 IT'S NOT LIKE NEWSPAPERS.
我们没有很多时间。 WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
只是繁荣，繁荣，然后进入下一个商业广告。 JUST BOOM, BOOM, AND ON TO THE NEXT COMMERCIAL.
我以为我们会写。 I THOUGHT WE'D BE WRITING.
这是一个意见秀。 THIS IS AN OPINION SHOW.
他们是我们的意见。 THEY ARE OUR OPINIONS.
你会的，亲爱的。 就在今天。 YOU WILL, DEAR. IT'S JUST TODAY.
他们只是想看看我们在镜头前的样子，对吧？ THEY JUST WANT TO SEE HOW WE LOOK ON CAMERA, RIGHT?
正确的。 RIGHT.
如果它是我们的副本，会有什么不同？ WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF IT'S OUR COPY?
亲爱的，别搞砸了。 HONEY, DON'T BLOW THIS.
我不是。 I'M NOT.
你想知道这个秘密吗？ YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET?
只是微笑大而漂亮。 JUST SMILE BIG AND PRETTY.
是的。 你会很棒的。 YEAH. YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT.
开始了。 HERE WE GO.
我要走了。 I GOT TO GO.
哇，这是真的。 WOW, IT'S TRUE.
相机确实会增加重量。 THE CAMERA REALLY DOES ADD WEIGHT.
8...7...6...5...4... 8...7...6...5...4...
你的裙子上有一个污点。 THERE'S A SPOT ON YOUR DRESS.
3...2... 3...2...
嗨，我是丹汉森。 HI, I'M DAN HANSON.
[太大声] 我是 LORIE BRYER。 [TOO LOUD] AND I'M LORIE BRYER.
这是他说的... THIS IS HE SAID...
她说！ SHE SAID!
请停止录音。 STOP TAPE, PLEASE.
萝莉。 LORIE.
LORIE，亲爱的，一切顺利， LORIE, HONEY, IT'S GOING GREAT,
但这不是游戏节目。 BUT THIS ISN'T A GAME SHOW.
如果您没有笑得那么灿烂，也许吧。 MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SMILE QUITE SO BIG.
但她说-- BUT SHE SAID--
她指导了许多伟大的职业。 SHE'S GUIDED MANY GREAT CAREERS.
热情是美妙的。 THE ENTHUSIASM IS WONDERFUL.
我们不需要看到那么多牙齿。 WE DON'T NEED TO SEE SO MANY TEETH.
好的。 OK.
否则，我很兴奋。 OTHERWISE, I'M THRILLED.
好的，让我们再来一次。 OK, LET'S GO AGAIN.
你这样做是有目的的。 YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE.
我不是。 我很紧张。 I AM NOT. I'M NERVOUS.
这个地方在哪里？ WHERE IS THIS SPOT?
在你的胸部。 你的左胸。 ON YOUR BOOB. YOUR LEFT BOOB.
嗨，我是丹汉森。 HI, I'M DAN HANSON.
我是 LORIE BRYER。 AND I'M LORIE BRYER.
这是他说的... THIS IS HE SAID...
她说。 SHE SAID.
我们今天的问题是垃圾。 OUR ISSUE TODAY IS GARBAGE.
我们的垃圾场将在 10 年内填满。 OUR DUMPS WILL BE FILLED IN 10 YEARS.
然后怎样呢？ WHAT THEN?
很多人都觉得 A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL
这是政府的责任。 IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S RESPONSIBILITY.
也许他们是对的， AND MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT,
但正如我叔叔奥拉夫曾经说过的那样， BUT AS MY UNCLE OLAF USED TO SAY,
“如果你制造了垃圾，你就把它扔掉了。” "IF YOU MAKE THE TRASH, YOU TAKE IT OUT."
她到底在做什么？ WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?
请停止录音。 STOP TAPE, PLEASE.
亲爱的，我们都在镜头前。 HONEY, WE'RE BOTH ON CAMERA.
如果您不想这样做，请说出来。 IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, SAY SO.
如果你还记得，我做到了。 I DID IF YOU RECALL.
我正在尽我所能。 I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.
我们可以再试一次吗？ CAN WE TRY THIS AGAIN?
我们总是做你想做的事。 WE ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
你在说什么？ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
我几乎每晚都在您家度过。 I SPEND ALMOST EVERY NIGHT AT YOUR PLACE.
你不想和我在一起吗？ YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME?
是的。 这不是我的公寓。 我觉得自己像个陌生人。 YES. IT'S NOT MY APARTMENT. I FEEL LIKE A STRANGER.
你是这样想自己的。 YOU THINK OF YOURSELF THAT WAY.
我没有地方放我的东西。 I DON'T HAVE ANYPLACE TO PUT MY STUFF.
还有你所有的男人的事 AND WHAT ABOUT ALL OF YOUR MAN THINGS
到处都是？ ALL OVER THE PLACE?
男人的事？ MAN THINGS?
是的。 大笨重的鞋子 YES. BIG CLUNKY SHOES
以及那张巨大的 3D 世界地图。 AND THAT BIG 3-D MAP OF THE WORLD.
你是北美唯一的男人 YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN IN NORTH AMERICA
谁还穿着睡衣？ WHO STILL WEARS PAJAMAS?
拿住！ HOLD IT!
我们为什么不休息一下 WHY DON'T WE TAKE A SHORT BREAK
然后再试一次， AND THEN MAYBE TRY IT AGAIN,
好的？ OK?
好的。 GOOD.
我不是有意让自己看起来像个智障。 I DIDN'T MEAN TO LOOK LIKE A RETARD.
嘿，这没什么大不了的。 HEY, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
我们在巴尔的摩找到了最好的工作。 WE GOT THE BEST JOBS IN BALTIMORE.
所以电视不需要我们。 SO TELEVISION DOESN'T WANT US.
这是电视的损失。 IT'S TELEVISION'S LOSS.
你知道，你把我拖到这里， YOU KNOW, YOU DRAG ME OUT HERE,
你吓死我了， YOU SCARE ME TO DEATH,
就在我认为我有所有正确理由的时候 AND JUST WHEN I THINK I HAVE ALL THE RIGHT REASONS
生你的气， TO BE MAD AT YOU,
那是你最好的时候。 THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE THE NICEST.
你掌握了我所有的技巧。 YOU'RE ONTO ALL MY TRICKS.
出色地。 WELL.
快点。 COME ON.
我太糟糕了。 I WAS SO AWFUL.
不，你没有。 NO, YOU WEREN'T.
我曾是。 I WAS.
我很糟糕。 I WAS TERRIBLE.
我可能刚刚死了。 I COULD HAVE JUST DIED.
萝莉。 LORIE.
什么？ WHAT?
亲爱的，让我们开始吧。 HONEY, LET'S DO IT.
让我们一起搬进去。 LET'S MOVE IN TOGETHER.
你怎么说？ WHAT DO YOU SAY?
好吧，伙计们，我们回顾了录像带， WELL, GUYS, WE WENT OVER THE TAPE,
信不信由你，你看起来棒极了。 AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU LOOK GREAT.
你怎么说？ WHAT DO YOU SAY?
我说是。 I SAY YES.
你疯狂地告诉我们我们很好。 YOU WERE CRAZY TO TELL US WE WERE GOOD.
你想要真相吗？ DID YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
我认为这是一个美丽的故事。 I THINK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY.
此外，您应该心存感激。 BESIDES, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL.
我帮助了你。 I HELPED YOU.
现在您可以帮助其他人。 NOW THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN HELP.
这不可能发生。 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
这是一场噩梦。 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
与我一起工作，上帝。 WORK WITH ME, GOD.
LORIE，我求求你不要这样做。 LORIE, I'M BEGGING YOU NOT TO DO THIS.
再见，老板。 明天见。 BYE, BOSS. SEE YOU TOMORROW.
和你。 你犹大。 AND YOU. YOU JUDAS.
你明天可能没有工作！ YOU MAY NOT HAVE A JOB TOMORROW!
我明天可能没有工作！ I MAY NOT HAVE A JOB TOMORROW!
请。 PLEASE.
等待！ 等待！ WAIT! WAIT!
回来。 COME BACK.
哦，忘了沃利吧。 OH, FORGET ABOUT WALLY.
你看起来有点衣衫褴褛。 YOU LOOK A LITTLE RAGGED.
你懂， YOU KNOW,
我不介意帮你。 I DON'T MIND HELPING YOU.
好的。 GOOD.
我的天啊。 OH, MY GOD.
哦，天哪，停下车。 OH, MY GOD, STOP THE CAR.
停下车。 停下车。 备份。 STOP THE CAR. STOP THE CAR. BACK UP.
怎么了？ WHAT'S THE MATTER?
拜托，只是... PLEASE, JUST...
上帝！ GOD!
什么？ WHAT?
拉屎！ 所有的餐厅。 SHIT! OF ALL THE RESTAURANTS.
你会看那个混蛋吗？ WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT JERK?
还有我们的餐桌。 AND AT OUR TABLE, TOO.
上帝！ GOD!
洛里，别再折磨自己了。 LORIE, STOP TORTURING YOURSELF.
来吧，让我带你回家。 COME ON, LET ME TAKE YOU HOME.
不。 NO.
马克，你能成为朋友吗 MARK, COULD YOU BE A PAL
帮我一个大忙？ AND DO ME A REALLY BIG FAVOR?
什么？ WHAT?
出色地？ WELL?
他要去她的旅馆。 HE'S GOING TO GO TO HER HOTEL.
他是，呃... HE'S, UH...
他要和她一起过夜。 HE'S GOING TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HER.
见鬼去吧。 TO HELL WITH HIM.
正确的。 RIGHT.
和她一起见鬼去吧。 TO HELL WITH HER.
不。 不，等等。 NO. NO, WAIT.
我们要去那里。 WE'RE GOING OVER THERE.
什么？ 萝莉！ WHAT? LORIE!
接下来我知道的是，砰--我看到了星星。 THE NEXT THING I KNOW, WHACK--I SAW STARS.
我们也有吃的权利，对吧？ WE HAVE A RIGHT TO EAT, TOO, RIGHT?
我可能受了重伤。 I COULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED.
她很幸运我没有起诉。 SHE'S LUCKY I DON'T SUE.
我们坐下，吃午饭。 WE'LL SIT, HAVE LUNCH.
尝尝凯撒沙拉。 TRY THE CAESAR SALAD.
也许他会被油炸面包块呛到。 MAYBE HE'LL CHOKE ON HIS CROUTONS.
血从我脑袋里涌出来。 BLOOD'S POURING OUT OF MY HEAD.
她冲出去了。 SHE GOES STORMING OUT.
一切都乱套了-- ALL HELL'S BREAKING LOOSE--
丹，她就在那儿， DAN, SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE,
在门边。 BY THE DOOR.
你好！ 我不知道你在这里。 HI! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.
她有点胆子。 SHE'S GOT SOME NERVE.
那个混蛋。 THAT JERK.
我们关系的尸体甚至不冷... THE CORPSE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP NOT EVEN COLD...
好的。 我也能做到。 OK. I CAN DO THIS, TOO.
我们可以加入你吗？ MAY WE JOIN YOU?
是的，过来吧。 YES, COME ON OVER.
好的。 当然。 OK. SURE.
琳达，很高兴见到你。 LINDA, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
坐。 SIT.
当然，还有琳达， AND, OF COURSE, LINDA,
你记得马克。 YOU REMEMBER MARK.
所以，我们到了。 SO, HERE WE ARE.
是的，我们不是吗？ YES, AREN'T WE, THOUGH?
这不是很棒吗， ISN'T THIS GREAT,
我们可以像这样聚在一起 THAT WE CAN ALL GET TOGETHER LIKE THIS
我们分手后这么快？ SO SOON AFTER OUR BREAKUP?
哦，丹告诉你了吗，琳达？ OH, DID DAN TELL YOU, LINDA?
我们分手了。 WE BROKE UP.
哦，他当然知道了。 OH, OF COURSE HE DID.
他什么都告诉你，不是吗？ HE TELLS YOU EVERYTHING, DOESN'T HE?
你能在这方面如此成熟真是太好了。 IT'S GREAT YOU CAN BE SO ADULT ABOUT THIS.
嗯，谢谢你，丹。 WELL, THANK YOU, DAN.
你肯定反弹了。 YOU'VE CERTAINLY BOUNCED BACK.
什么时候，四个小时？ 您准时到达。 WHAT IS IT, FOUR HOURS? HERE YOU ARE ON SCHEDULE.
我有一个选择。 I HAD A CHOICE.
我可以坐下来打滚 I COULD SIT AROUND AND WALLOW
或者我可以保持我的约会。 OR I COULD KEEP MY DATE.
我们为什么不去别的地方？ WHY DON'T WE GO SOMEPLACE ELSE?
不！ 这可以。 我喜欢这个地方。 NO! THIS IS FINE. I LOVE THIS PLACE.
丹和我在这里第一次约会 DAN AND I HAD OUR FIRST DATE HERE
在这张桌子上。 AT THIS VERY TABLE.
是的。 你还记得吗，丹？ YES. DO YOU REMEMBER, DAN?
我不会完全称之为约会。 I WOULDN'T QUITE CALL IT A DATE.
我们吃了晚饭。 WE HAD DINNER.
她吃了我大部分的食物，然后袭击了我。 SHE ATE MOST OF MY FOOD, THEN ASSAULTED ME.
这就是为什么它是最好的。 THAT'S WHY IT'S FOR THE BEST.
现在我们自由了，不是吗？ NOW WE'RE FREE, AREN'T WE?
自由地追求我们的事业，追求...其他人， FREE TO PURSUE OUR CAREERS, TO PURSUE...OTHER PEOPLE,
虽然我没想到 ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T THINK
追求很快就会开始。 THE PURSUIT WOULD START SO SOON.
洛丽，你都错了。 LORIE, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
这里什么都没有发生。 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON HERE.
哦，当然不是。 OH, OF COURSE NOT.
丹永远不会--你这个调情的混蛋！ DAN WOULD NEVER-- YOU FLIRTATIOUS ASS!
你一刻都没有改变 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE MOMENT
从我第一次见到你开始。 FROM THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU.
你怎么能想到-- HOW COULD YOU THINK--
我怎么能--你在这里跟着我。 HOW COULD I-- YOU FOLLOWED ME HERE.
我没有跟着你。 I WAS NOT FOLLOWING YOU.
谁坐在我们的桌子旁？ WHO'S SITTING AT OUR TABLE?
我们餐桌上有谁的肥肉？ WHOSE FAT BUTT IS AT OUR TABLE?
这不再是我们的餐桌了。 IT'S NOT OUR TABLE ANYMORE.
那是谁的错？ WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
你的！ 你的！ YOURS! YOURS!
留下来，留下来！ 这是你的桌子。 STAY, STAY! IT'S YOUR TABLE.
你们都在自我毁灭。 YOU'RE BOTH BEING SELF-DESTRUCTIVE.
我必须同意。 I HAVE TO AGREE.
住口！ SHUT UP!
我想我们应该走了。 I THINK WE SHOULD GO.
哦，她想。 OH, SHE THINKS.
让她远离这个。 LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS.
把她排除在外？ LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS?
我很想离开她... I'D LOVE TO LEAVE HER...
丹，你还好吗？ DAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
有些人说新闻不是娱乐， SOME PEOPLE SAY THE NEWS ISN'T ENTERTAINMENT,
但他们可能会改变主意 BUT THEY MIGHT CHANGE THEIR MINDS
如果他们在巴尔的摩观看 WBAL 电台。 IF THEY WERE WATCHING STATION WBAL IN BALTIMORE.
琳达。 琳达，过来。 LINDA. LINDA, COME HERE.
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决定表达她的意见 DECIDED TO EXPRESS HER OPINION
比平时更有力一点 A LITTLE MORE FORCEFULLY THAN USUAL
并向她的联合主播扔了一个咖啡杯， AND THREW A COFFEE CUP AT HER CO-ANCHOR,
谁在最后报告 WHO AT LAST REPORT
处于稳定状态（如有混淆）。 IS IN STABLE, IF CONFUSED, CONDITION.
小站被电话淹没 THE SMALL STATION WAS FLOODED WITH CALLS
想知道明天会发生什么。 WONDERING WHAT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW.
我很高兴你不喝咖啡。 I'M GLAD YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE.
是的，但我确实喝热茶。 YES, BUT I DO DRINK HOT TEA.
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我们创造了外星人！ WE MADE E.T.!
太棒了。 THAT IS SO GREAT.
LORIE 会非常讨厌这个。 LORIE WILL TOTALLY HATE THIS.
我想知道她是否看到了。 I WONDER IF SHE SAW IT.
哦，它有什么不同？ OH, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
嘿，别忧郁。 HEY, DON'T BE BLUE.
也许这是最好的。 MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST.
不，不。 我知道。 你是对的。 NO, NO. I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT.
我很高兴一切都结束了。 I'M GLAD IT'S OVER.
我不需要被击中头部。 I DON'T NEED TO BE HIT IN THE HEAD.
无论如何，不??是三次。 NOT THREE TIMES, ANYWAY.
哇，那香水是，呃…… WOW, THAT PERFUME IS, UH...
所以... SO...
你怎么看？ WHAT DO YOU THINK?
我们一起睡觉吗？ DO WE GO TO BED TOGETHER?
我不能在这里睡觉。 I--I CAN'T SLEEP HERE.
我没有睡衣。 I DON'T HAVE MY PAJAMAS.
我认为您不需要它们。 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THEM.
我的一部分想要，但我不能。 PART OF ME WANTS TO, BUT I--I CAN'T.
丹，你改变了很多， DAN, YOU'VE CHANGED A LOT,
但我想我也有。 BUT I THINK I HAVE, TOO.
我们总是有很多欢笑和美好的性爱。 WE'VE ALWAYS HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS AND GOOD SEX.
也许我们已经准备好迎接更多。 MAYBE WE'RE READY FOR SOMETHING MORE.
我觉得我是。 I THINK I AM.
哦，琳达…… OH, LINDA...
抱歉。 I'M SORRY.
担... DAN...
回家拿上你的睡衣。 GO HOME AND GET YOUR PAJAMAS.
[敲门] [KNOCK ON DOOR]
你好。 HI.
我没有睡衣， I DIDN'T HAVE MY PAJAMAS,
我没地方穿 AND I HAD NO PLACE TO WEAR THEM
自从你把我踢出去。 SINCE YOU KICKED ME OUT.
我以为你和琳达住在一起。 I THOUGHT YOU WERE STAYING WITH LINDA.
不。 NO.
哦。 OH.
留在这里可不是个好主意。 IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TO STAY HERE.
你会建议我住在哪里？ WHERE WOULD YOU SUGGEST I STAY?
酒店呢？ WHAT ABOUT A HOTEL?
现在已经晚了。 我不想住在酒店。 IT'S LATE. I DON'T WANT TO STAY AT A HOTEL.
好的。 好的。 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
你可以……睡在沙发上。 YOU CAN... SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
但只为今晚。 BUT JUST FOR TONIGHT.
并且不要认为只是因为-- AND DON'T THINK JUST 'CAUSE--
相信我... BELIEVE ME...
我不会。 I WON'T.
谢谢。 THANKS.
我必须去处理我的副本。 I HAVE TO GO WORK ON MY COPY.
律师给你打电话了吗？ DID THE LAWYER CALL YOU?
是的。 YEAH.
再来一场表演，嗯？ ONE MORE SHOW, HUH?
是的。 YEAH.
出色地... WELL...
我想这一切都是为了最好。 I GUESS IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST.
确实。 DEFINITELY.
出色地... WELL...
晚安。 GOOD NIGHT.
[哭泣] [CRYING]
担？ DAN?
没关系，亲爱的。 我很好。 IT'S OK, HONEY. I'M ALL RIGHT.
担？ DAN?
我想我喜欢一些芝士蛋糕。 I THINK I'D LIKE SOME CHEESECAKE.
什么？ WHAT?
我想你也可以使用一些。 I THINK YOU COULD USE SOME, TOO.
你是对的。 YOU'RE RIGHT.
我绝对可以用一些芝士蛋糕。 I COULD DEFINITELY USE SOME CHEESECAKE.
好的。 OK.
你不会记得 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO REMEMBER
这些，你是吗？ ANY OF THIS, ARE YOU?
萝莉... LORIE...
我爱你。 I LOVE YOU.
我为你而疯狂。 I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
请永远不要离开我。 DON'T EVER LEAVE ME, PLEASE.
我想和你共度余生。 I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.
我去给我们弄些芝士蛋糕。 I'LL GO GET US SOME CHEESECAKE.
这就是我的看法。 THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
好的。 停止录音。 就是这样。 OK. STOP TAPE. THAT'S IT.
先生。 韦勒。 MR. WELLER.
嗯……布赖尔小姐。 WELL...MISS BRYER.
我知道这不会为我们解决问题。 I UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK OUT FOR US.
好吧，我很抱歉听到这个消息。 WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
我刚才看了录音。 I WATCHED THE TAPING JUST NOW.
没有你们两个，情况就不一样了。 IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT BOTH OF YOU THERE.
你懂... YOU KNOW...
我意识到，站在那里看着， I REALIZED, STANDING OUT THERE WATCHING,
正是为什么我如此喜欢你的节目。 EXACTLY WHY I LOVE YOUR SHOW SO MUCH.
这不是问题， IT'S NOT THE ISSUES,
不是社会意义， NOT THE SOCIAL SIGNIFICANCE,
但这是因为总有这种可能性 BUT IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS THIS POSSIBILITY
你的妻子，你的丈夫， THAT YOUR WIFE, YOUR HUSBAND,
你的女朋友，不管怎样， YOUR GIRLFRIEND, WHATEVER,
会做你昨天做的事。 WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID YESTERDAY.
这就是让生活变得有趣的原因。 IT'S WHAT MAKES LIFE INTERESTING.
[自来水] [RUNS WATER]
请稍候。 STAND BY, PLEASE.
7... 7...
6... 6...
5... 5...
4... 4...
3... 3...
2... 2...
1. 1.
而现在，PERKELL Heating And COOLING 为您带来... AND NOW, PERKELL HEATING AND COOLING BRINGS YOU...
对不起，先生，非常抱歉。 I'M SORRY, SIR, VERY SORRY.
我也是。 ME, TOO.
他们是一对好夫妻。 THEY'RE A NICE COUPLE.
今天的话题， TODAY'S TOPIC,
市长心理健康委员会。 THE MAYOR'S COUNCIL ON MENTAL WELL-BEING.
下午好。 GOOD AFTERNOON.
在我开始今天之前， BEFORE I BEGIN TODAY,
我想向观众道歉 I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE VIEWING PUBLIC
对于我的非理性 FOR MY IRRATIONAL
以及完全不当的行为 AND TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR
在昨天的节目中。 ON YESTERDAY'S SHOW.
我还想清理一下 AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP
关于拟议的公路合并。 CONCERNING THE PROPOSED HIGHWAY MERGER.
我只想说... I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT...
我的对手是对的。 MY OPPONENT IS RIGHT.
合并是……不需要的。 THE MERGER IS... NOT NEEDED.
有些事情不是故意的。 SOME THINGS ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE.
你认为你可以让他们去 YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MAKE THEM GO
在同一个方向， IN THE SAME DIRECTION,
但你得到的只是... BUT ALL YOU GET IS...
拥堵和交通流量增加以及... CONGESTION AND INCREASED TRAFFIC AND...
伤害。 HURT.
高速公路应该被允许 THE HIGHWAYS SHOULD BE ALLOWED
运行他们的课程。 TO RUN THEIR COURSE.
我还想说... I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY...
担... DAN...
无论你在哪... WHEREVER YOU ARE...
看。 我清洗了我的杯子。 LOOK. I CLEANED MY CUP.
切到徽标。 开始丹的录音。 CUT TO THE LOGO. START DAN'S TAPE.
天啊。 可怜的萝莉。 OH, MAN. POOR LORIE.
下午好。 GOOD AFTERNOON.
在我开始反驳之前，LORIE， BEFORE I BEGIN MY REBUTTAL, LORIE,
我想发表声明 I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A STATEMENT
关于拟议的公路合并。 ABOUT THE PROPOSED HIGHWAY MERGER.
我想继续记录 I WOULD LIKE TO GO ON RECORD
作为推翻我原来的意见。 AS REVERSING MY ORIGINAL OPINION.
高速公路的合并时机已经成熟。 THE HIGHWAYS ARE RIPE FOR A MERGER.
该提案将确保未来的增长 THIS PROPOSAL WILL ENSURE THE FUTURE GROWTH
这是非常需要的。 THAT IS SORELY NEEDED.
正如我的叔叔奥拉夫曾经-- AS MY UNCLE OLAF USED TO--
不。 不。 NO. NO.
我--我不会再说了。 I'M--I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT ANYMORE.
不是我叔叔奥拉夫在说话，洛丽。 IT'S NOT MY UNCLE OLAF TALKING, LORIE.
是我。 IT'S ME.
我要说的是…… AND WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT...
我想要另一个机会。 I WOULD LIKE ANOTHER CHANCE.
我只是不想和你分开。 I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE APART FROM YOU.
这就是我的看法。 AND THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
意思是不是... DOES THIS MEAN...
很可怕，是吧？ PRETTY SCARY, HUH?
是的。 YEAH.
不好了。 我的联系方式。 OH, NO. MY CONTACT.
它又冒出来了。 IT JUST POPPED OUT AGAIN.
坚持，稍等。 我会找到它。 HOLD ON. I'LL FIND IT.
你会再次粉碎它。 YOU'LL JUST CRUSH IT AGAIN.
我从来没有压碎过它。 I NEVER CRUSHED IT.
丹，你做到了。 DAN, YOU DID.
看？ 魔法。 SEE? MAGIC.
所以你怎么看 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
关于市长委员会 ABOUT THE MAYOR'S COUNCIL
关于心理健康？ ON MENTAL WELL-BEING?
你觉得我怎么想？ WHAT DO YOU THINK I THINK?
我就知道。 I KNEW IT.
你想要这个吗？ YOU WANT THIS ON THE AIR?
不，雷。 不。 NO, RAY. NO.
有些事情更重要 SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT
比电视节目。 即使我明白这一点。 THAN A TELEVISION SHOW. EVEN I UNDERSTAND THAT.
这些孩子应享有他们的隐私。 THESE KIDS DESERVE THEIR PRIVACY.
他们不需要利用他们的关系 THEY DON'T NEED THEIR RELATIONSHIP EXPLOITED
这样我们就可以... SO THAT WE CAN...
摄像机一号，上 DAN。 CAMERA ONE, GET ON DAN.
摄影机二，推近洛里。 CAMERA TWO, PUSH IN CLOSER ON LORIE.
好吧，我猜她赢了。 WELL, I GUESS SHE WON THAT ONE.
你在说什么？ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
他赢了。 HE WON.
跟你说话有什么用？ WHAT'S THE USE EVEN TALKING TO YOU?
你是个老傻瓜。 YOU'RE AN OLD FOOL.
这让你成为夫人。 傻子。 THAT MAKES YOU MRS. FOOL.