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亲爱的路易斯 Dear Lewis:
我已随函附上一张车票 Enclosed, please find one bus ticket
和两银元助你来密西根 and two silver dollars for your trip to Michigan.
关于你父母去世的事情我感到很遗憾 I'm really sorry about the loss of your parents.
你妈妈是我的妹妹 所以你就是我的家人 Your mom was my sister, so that makes you family.
我会尽我所能让你感到像在自己家一样 And I'll do my best to make you feel right at home.
就像爱因斯坦说的 生活就像骑单车 As Einstein said, life is like a bicycle.
为了保持平衡 你就得永不止步 To stay balanced, you got to keep moving forward.
我们也是如此 And so will we.
我很期待与你会面 I look forward to meeting you.
你的舅舅乔纳森 Your Uncle Jonathan.
备注：关于信上污点我很抱歉 P.S. Sorry for the stain on the letter.
那是巧克力 That's chocolate.
妈妈 爸爸 你们在吗？ Mom, Dad, are you there?
我会没事的吧？ Am I gonna be okay?
不可预测 "Cannot say."
给查理买辆单车作为生日礼物 Gonna buy Charlie a bike for his birthday.
噢 他一定会喜欢的 Oh, he's gonna love it.
艾玛 珍 车来了 Emma Jean, bus is here.
终点站到了 新载伯德 Last stop: New Zebedee.
噢 拜托 Oh, come on.
在我见到你之前别丢了你的小命 Don't kill yourself before I've had a chance to meet you.
路易斯吗？ Lewis?
我是你的舅舅乔纳森 I'm your Uncle Jonathan.
你是穿了件长袍吗？ Are you wearing a robe?
这是和服 It's a kimono.
这样 Oh.
来 我来帮你拿行李 Here, let me help you with that.
噢我的天 你这里面都装的什么呢 百科全书吗？ Oh! Good Lord, what do you got in this thing, encyclopedias?
一些字典 Dictionaries.
哦 你竟然是认真的 Oh, you're serious.
我喜欢钻研新词 I like new words.
我认为它们非常美丽 I think they're very pulchritudinous.
好吧 欢迎来到新载伯德 Well, welcome to New Zebedee.
还是我应该说"向你致敬"？ Or should I say "salutations"?
你可以查一下那个词 You can look that one up.
我知道"salutations"是什么意思 I know what "salutations" means.
噢 聪明的小子 Oh. Smart kid.
呃 我们很快就到家吗？ Uh, do you think that we're gonna be home soon?
因为午夜队长快要开始了 'Cause the Captain Midnight show's almost on.
哦 这个你就不用担心了 我们家没电视 Uh, you don't have to worry about that. I don't have a TV.
但我今晚有举办一个大型扑克游戏 如果你想参加的话 But I do have a big poker game tonight, if you want to join.
你玩吗？ Do you play?
不 我才十岁 Uh, no. I'm ten.
注意到了 “Duly noted.
我们到了 Ah. Here we are.
借过一下 Excuse me.
笨蛋西蒙风 The Muggins Simoon.
喜怒无常的门把手 Temperamental door handle.
快进来 Hop in.
好了 Here we go.
小心你的脚趾头 Watch your tootsies.
好了 我们到了 All right, here we are.
你可以下车了 You can get out here.
我们走吧 Here we go.
这就是我们的家 温暖的家 Home, sweet home.
你喜欢... Do you like...
-万圣节吗？ -什么？ - Halloween? - Hmm?
哦 不 这些东西一年到头都在这儿 Oh, no, I keep those up year round.
巴纳维尔特先生！ Mr. Barnavelt!
快点 亲爱的 Come on, darling.
对 好狗狗 Yes. Good puppy.
巴纳维尔特先生！ Mr. Barnavelt!
汉切特夫人 Ah, Mrs. Hanchett.
橘酱你好呀 Marmalade.
你穿的长袍吗？ Is that a robe?
这是和服 It's a kimono.
你最近又在吹你的萨克斯风了 You've been playing your saxophone again.
夫人 不是每个人都能欣赏的来错综复杂 Madame, not everyone can appreciate the intricacies
而又无拘无束的爵士乐的 of a free-form jazz odyssey.
我不在乎你吹的是什么 I don't care what you play.
你是在凌晨三点吹的 You're playing at 3:00 in the morning,
算我求你了...这孩子是谁？ so I'm begging you... Who is this?
哦 这是路易斯 我外甥 Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew.
他要和我一起生活了 He'll be living with me.
你竟然要做 You're responsible
一个人类小孩的监护人了吗？ for keeping a human child alive?
没错 That's right.
晚安 Good evening.
这边走 路易斯 This way, Lewis.
我会试着在三点左右 I'll try to keep it down
小声点 但是... around 3:00 a.m., but, uh...
那是我最有灵感的创作时间 them's my best jammin' hours.
这就是你要住的地方啦 And here we are.
哇 你有... Wow. You've...
这么多的钟表 That's a lot of clocks.
其实 "很多"这个词的构成条件 Well, what constitutes "a lot"
完全取决于我们的个人品味 is really a matter of personal taste.
对我来说 这些钟表的数量堪称完美 For me, it's a perfect amount of clocks.
不好意思 Oh, sorry.
那里有一只疯狂的布谷鸟 There's a deranged cuckoo in there.
你的棘轮坏了 Your ratchet wheel's shot,
棘爪簧也差不多了 and the click spring's not far behind.
你好 我猜你就是路易斯了 Hello. You're Lewis, I presume.
路上怎么样？ How was your trip?
这个老巫婆是我隔壁邻居 This old hag is my next-door neighbor,
佛罗伦丝·齐默尔曼夫人 Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.
真庆幸你没有遗传到你舅舅的 I am relieved to see you didn't inherit your uncle's
-超级大脑袋 -呵呵 - freakishly oversized head. - Huh.
也不看看这个说话的女人自己就像一根棉签 Says the woman who literally looks like a Q-tip.
快看 大头娃娃生气了 Oh, look, the giant head is angry.
我的天呐 那个干枯的 My God, did that withered
紫色骨架子刚刚说话了吗？ purple skeleton just speak?
很高兴见到你 It's nice to meet you.
-路易斯 你饿了？ -嗯 我饿了 - Lewis, are you hungry? - Yes, please.
弗洛伦丝 我要领路易斯去他的房间 Florence, I'm gonna show Lewis to his room.
仅此一次 你能不能 For once in your life, could you
让自己有点用 快点弄一盘 make yourself useful and whip up a batch
巧克力曲奇饼干 of those chocolate chip cookies?
您想要怎么吃呢 先生？ And how would you like them, sir?
一块一块地把它们塞进你的喉咙里 Stuffed down your throat one by one
还是弄碎了塞进你的裤子里 or crumbled up and shoved into your pants?
别理她 路易斯 她认为她比我聪明 Ignore her, Lewis. She thinks she's smarter than me
就因为她有一摞子的学位证书 because she's got more college degrees.
不 我认为我比你聪明 No, I think I'm smarter than you
因为我就是比你聪明 because I'm smarter than you.
嘘！ Shh!
但是 乔纳森舅舅 But, Uncle Jonathan?
-怎么？ -在晚餐之前 - Hmm? - Don't I have to have dinner
我不是不该吃这么多饼干吗？ before I'm allowed to have cookies?
为什么不直接用饼干代替晚餐呢？ Well, why not just eat cookies for dinner?
它们更美味 They're far more delicious.
我知道 只是 我们有家规 I know. It's just, we had these house rules.
在我这儿没有 Well, not in this house.
这里没有就寝时间 洗澡时间或是吃饭时间 There's no bedtime, bath time or mealtime.
你可以吃饼干吃到吐 我不会管你的 You can eat cookies till you throw up, for all I care.
你会明白的... 这里的生活... You'll see... things are...
很不一样 quite different here.
-都是我的吗？ -都是你的 - All mine? - All yours.
尽管如此 我想不明白你为什么会有这个 Although, why this is yours, I have no idea.
你要知道 它跟真正的魔法 You know it's about the complete opposite
完全不是一回事 of real magic.
这是我父母给我的最后一样东西 Well, it's the last thing my parents gave to me
在... before the...
...车祸发生之前 ...the car crash.
我...抱歉 I'm... sorry.
给你 Uh, here.
来 拿着 Yeah, take that back.
我应该有手帕的... Um, I have a tissue...
来哪儿来着 around here somewhere.
有了 Ah.
给你 不 等一下 Here you go. No, hold on.
抱歉 我不是故意的 Sorry. I didn't mean to, uh...
我没有意识到这个球的涵义 I didn't realize the ball was of emotional significance.
快完了 Almost there.
你可以用任何一种颜色的纸巾 Feel free to grab any color tissue.
它们都一样 They're all the same.
嘿 大猩猩屁股 Hey, gorilla groin.
我们还玩扑克吗 要不我玩单人扑克了 Are we playing poker, or am I playing solitaire?
别着急 你这个稻草人 Hold your horses, you scarecrow.
对吧？ Right?
把你这张脸叫扑克脸都是对脸的一种侮辱 Calling that a poker face is an insult to faces.
输不起的人 真上不了台面 Sore loser, frumpy.
看你还有什么好牌 Well, beat that.
厉害啊 Ugh.
-他又赢了 -你骗我 - He wins... again. - You're hustling me.
你以前肯定玩过 You've played before.
我没有 I haven't.
我发誓 I swear.
我猜一定是新手的运气？ Beginner's luck, I guess?
好了 我要借热可可浇愁了 Well, I'm gonna drown my sorrows in some hot cocoa.
-你要来一些吗？ -好的 谢谢 - You want some? - Yes, please.
-你呢 弗洛伦丝？ -好啊 - Florence? - Delighted.
-自己去拿 -去死吧 - Get your own. - Choke and die.
你住在我舅舅的隔壁多长时间了？ So, how long have you lived next door to Uncle Jonathan?
从我到这儿开始我们就是朋友了 感觉像过了一辈子一样 Oh, we've been friends forever, ever since I came here.
事实上 是逃到这儿之后 Ran here, actually.
在战后 From Paris.
从巴黎逃难 After the war.
并没有 看看你脸上的这副表情 And no, to answer that look you're giving me,
我可你舅舅可不是亲嘴的关系 your uncle and I aren't anything kissy-faced.
-恶心 -呕 - Gross! - Ugh.
"柏拉图式" The word's "platonic."
没错 That's right.
听着 你舅舅快把我逼疯了 Look, your uncle drives me nuts.
虽然他有时候体味很怪 And he doesn't always smell so terrific,
但是它帮我走出了更艰难的境地 but he's gotten me out of more tough scrapes
这种情况不胜枚举 than I care to mention.
你知道吗 我的发现在这个世界上 You know, I've found that all one really needs
一个人只需要一个好友就够了 in this world is one good friend.
但我相信你是有很多好朋友的 Oh, but I'm sure you've got lots.
是的 Yeah.
特别多 Tons.
我的朋友们都...非常棒 All my friends are... really great.
挺好 Hmm.
晚安 妈妈 晚安 爸爸 Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
我真的很想你们 I really miss you guys.
爱你们 Love you.
乔纳森舅舅？ Uh, Uncle Jonathan?
你得进入那个墙里 You've got to go into the wall.
我是准备往里进的啊 I am going in the wall.
你昨天并没有进去 You did not go into the wall yesterday.
-我昨天看到你了 你没进... -你们好？ - I saw you. You did not go into... - Hello?
路易斯 我都没注意到你在这儿 Lewis, didn't see you there.
开学第一天可是个大日子 Big day. First day of school.
-睡得怎么样？ -呃...还好 - How'd you sleep? - Uh... fine.
你呢？ How did you sleep?
特别好 沉得像婴儿一样 Peachy. Like a baby.
像大胖小子一样酣睡 Like a big, peachy baby.
好了 快走吧 去闪亮登场 Okay, off you go. Knock 'em dead.
我装的很好 I played it perfect.
他毫无察觉 He suspects nothing.
第43届新载伯德 蓝丝带球赛 43rd New Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off...
别关门！ Hold the door!
克拉克 做决定吧 Clark, let's make a decision.
赫尔曼 Herman.
很棒 赫尔曼 Good hustle, Herman.
谢谢你 教练 Thanks, Coach.
伍迪 该你了 Woody.
我们人数已经一样多了 We're even teams now.
好 那开始吧 Let's play ball.
下次吧 小家伙 Maybe next time, ankle biter.
教练 Coach.
快点 就选他吧 Come on, just pick him.
-不 不要 -选他 - No. No. - Just pick him.
拜托 Come on.
好吧 Fine. All right.
你和我们一组 You're with us.
知道怎么玩吧？ You can play, right?
当 当然 S-Sure.
传给我 我... I'm open! I'm...
小眼镜 起来 快点 冲啊！ Goggles, get up! Come on, guys!
防守 防守 Down the court, down the court!
你还好吗？ You all right?
-没事吧？ -拉开距离 - You good? - Open your space up.
快点 各位 拉开距离 Come on, guys. Open the space.
好 快点 传球 All right, get it. Let's go, go, go!
传球 Pass the ball!
-小眼镜 怎么回事？ -快过来 - Goggles, what's going on? - Come on!
快点 上啊 Come on, let's go!
防守 注意 快点 盯紧了 Defense, look alive! Come on, look alive, guys!
-投球 -小眼镜 快投篮 - Shoot it! - Goggles, make the shot!
-快 投球！- 卧槽 - Come on! Make a shot! - Oh!
投球...不是向我投 对准篮筐 Make a... Not at me. The basket.
-传球 -传球呀 小眼镜 - Pass the ball! - You gotta pass the ball, Goggles!
小眼镜 小眼镜 传给我！ Goggles! Goggles, I'm open!
对不起 I'm sorry.
注意防守 守好前锋 伙计们 上 Guard your guys. Guard your guys. Let's go.
-传给我 -投球！ - I'm open! - Shoot!
-投球 -投球 - Shoot! - Shoot!
-干得漂亮 飞毛腿 -谢谢 教练 - Nice shot, speedy. - Thanks, Coach.
注意了 学生们 Attention, students.
嗨！ Hi!
你在这儿呢 明尼阿波利斯湖人队的明星前锋 There he is... star forward for the Minneapolis Lakers.
-进展如何 兄弟？ -挺好的 - How you doing, buddy? - I'm good.
投塔比·科里根一票你就能 A vote for Tarby Corrigan is a vote for pop
-在饮水机里喝到汽水了 -谢谢 - in the drinking fountains. - Thank you.
-嘿 投塔比·科里根一票 Hey. A vote for Tarby Corrigan is a vote for pop
-在饮水机里喝到汽水 -拜托 - in the drinking fountains. - Please.
他准备怎么把饮水机里的水变成汽水？ How is he gonna carbonate the drinking fountains?
好厉害啊 Whoa.
别只是站在那儿 Don't just stand there.
-你能投球吗？ -呃.. - Can you pitch? - Uh...
不 不是很好 no, not very well.
我都能接住的 I'll take what I can get.
来帮我扔个球吧 Come toss me one.
快来 Come on.
你在这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
你的朋友们呢？ Where are all your friends?
怎么不去参加足球训练 Football practice.
我现在不能踢球 什么也做不了 Can't play. Can't do anything.
只能暖暖凳子 My butt is just warming the bench.
所以 你是新来的 So, you're new in town.
-你住在哪儿？ -差不多这么大的地方 - Where do you live? - Kind of this big,
高街尽头的一个老地方 old place on the end of High Street.
等下 Wait.
你住在屠宰场？ You... you live in the slaughterhouse?
你说什么？ I'm sorry.
什么地方？ The what?
听说有个老人死在那里 Some old guy died there.
现在经常闹鬼 Now it's haunted.
大家都这么说 Well, everyone says so.
你见过什么诡异的事吗？ Have you seen anything creepy?
没有 No.
好吧 昨晚 我听到一些声音 Well, last night, I thought I heard something,
但是什么都不是 只是我舅舅 but it wasn't anything; it was just my uncle.
他在干什么？ What was he doing?
不知道 只是四处闲逛 I don't know. Just sort of wandering around.
我觉得他在找东西 I think he was looking for something.
或许他在找一把斧子 Maybe he was looking for an ax.
那是他的房子 It's his house.
他怎么会不知道自己的斧子放哪儿了？ Why wouldn't he know where his own ax is?
或许他在上次警察调查谋杀事件时藏起来了 Maybe he hid it from the police after the last murder.
听着 我只是咱我们俩远离麻烦 Look, I'm just trying to help us both out.
如果你没胳膊了的话 就不能给我投票了 You can't vote for me if you don't have arms.
快 Come on.
路易斯 Lewis.
甜心 Sweetheart.
我的孩子 Hey, kiddo.
我好想你 I missed you so much.
我也好想你 妈妈们 非常想 I miss you, too, Mom. A lot.
你爸爸和我 我们愿意牺牲一切 Your dad and I, we'd give anything
只为能和你重逢 to be with you again.
你知道的 对吗？ You know that, right?
所以... So...
你怎么样？ how are you making out?
乔纳森舅舅对你还好吧？ How do you like Uncle Jonathan?
他人很好 He seems nice.
只是... Just...
怎么了？ What?
没事的 Hey.
没关系 你可以告诉我 It's okay. You can tell me.
这个房子很可怕 又老又可怕 This house is scary. And-and old and scary.
到处都是钟 而且我看见一些奇怪的东西 And there's all these clocks, and I see weird stuff
用我的余光扫到的 而且... out of the corner of my eye, and...
我觉得... 我觉得 I feel like... I almost feel like
乔纳森舅舅在隐瞒些什么 that Uncle Jonathan's hiding something.
那是因为他确实... That's because he is...
向你隐瞒了 hiding something.
一些事情 From you.
我很抱歉 甜心 I'm sorry, sweetheart,
但你现在很危险 but you're in danger.
危险？ Danger? Wh...
什么样的危险？什么意思？ What danger? What do you mean?
你必须勇敢起来 You're gonna have to be brave.
但是 妈妈 这就是我本性 But I... But, Mom, this is me.
我一点都不勇敢 I'm not brave.
首先 你要拿到书 First, you get the book.
然后拿到钥匙 Then you get the key.
书 Book.
钥 钥匙 你在说什么？ K-Key... What are you talking about?
你听到滴答声了吗？ Do you hear the ticking?
勇敢 Brave.
我要变勇敢 我要变勇敢 Brave. Brave.
出来吧 出来 Come out, come out,
不管你在哪里 wherever you are.
你不可能一直躲下去的 You can't hide forever.
救命啊！ Help!
救命 放我出去！ Help! Let me out!
救命 拜托了！ Help, please!
救救我 让我出去！ Help me! Let me out!
是我 It's me.
消停点 Down, boy!
我说消停点 I said down.
走 快走 回到你的房间去 Go. Go on, go to your room.
快去 Go on, get.
很抱歉让你看到这些 I'm sorry you had to see that.
不 不是这样的 No. No.
房子不会攻击你的 No, houses don't attack you.
如果他们攻击你 你肯定不会说 And if they do attack, you're definitely not
"很抱歉让你看到这些" supposed to say, "Sorry you had to see that."
这地方闹鬼吗？ Is this place haunted?
-你要用斧子砍死我吗？ -什么？当然不会 - Are you gonna ax-murder me? - What? No.
你要杀了我 对吗？ You're gonna ax-murder me, aren't you?
我不会用斧子砍死你的 I'm not gonna ax-murder you.
那到底是什么回事？ Then what is going on?
好吧 至少有件事确认了 Well, one thing's for sure.
这房子喜欢你 The house likes you.
房子才不会喜欢任何东西 房子只是房子而已 Houses don't like anything. They're houses.
路易斯 你知道什么是魔法师吗？ Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis?
是... It's...
男巫 a boy witch.
好吧 Well...
我觉得他们比男巫厉害 I think they're a little more than boy witches.
魔法师 "Warlock.
名词 "Noun.
会魔法的男士 A man who practices magic."
也就是男巫 A boy witch.
所以说 你是个巫师吗？ Are you saying that... you're a warlock?
如果我说是会吓到你吗？ Would it scare you if I was?
好吧 那你是好巫师还是坏的 Well, are you a good warlock or a bad one?
这个嘛 取决于你对坏人的定义 Ah. Depends on what you mean by "bad."
我人不错 但 也不是你想的那么好 I'm nice, but... I'm not that good.
我只是个不那么专业的魔术师但是 I'm just a parlor magician, really, but, uh,
齐摩尔曼女士 她人不错 魔法也很厉害 Mrs. Zimmerman, now, she's nice and good.
超厉害 Damn good.
她有哥廷根大学的 Got a Doctor Magicorum degree
博士术士学位 from the University of Göttingen.
你为什么总在晚上闲逛 Why are you always wandering around at night?
那墙里的滴答声是什么？ What is that ticking in the walls?
你听到了吗？ You've heard that?
这房子之前的主人也是魔法师 This house used to be owned by another warlock,
艾萨克·伊泽德和他老婆赛琳娜 Isaac Izard, and his wife Selena.
他... He, uh...
过世了 passed away
在墙上留下了一个魔钟 and left a magic clock in the walls.
为什么？ Why?
因为他是个可怕的 Because he's a terrible...
小丑 Joker.
他喜欢恶作剧 He's a practical joker.
在墙里放一个钟想让我疯掉 Put a clock in the walls to drive me nuts.
我想用其他钟表的声音掩盖它 I try to drown it out with all those other clocks,
但是并不管用 but it doesn't really work,
所以 晚上 我就... so at night, I...
四处走动 go around the house and...
为了找到那该死的魔钟 search for the damn thing.
拿着斧头找？ With an ax?
我承认我有时候太冲动了 Sometimes I get over-enthused. I'll admit that.
你生来就是... Do you have to be born a boy wi...
魔法师吗？ a warlock?
不是 每个人都可以做魔法师 No. Anyone can learn.
只要他们只要努力的学习和练习 If they study, practice hard enough.
-我可以学吗？ -不行 - Can I learn? - No.
-但你不是说每个人都可以学吗？ -我指的是成年人 - But you just said "anyone." - Grown-up anyone.
那都是些图表和象形文字 There's charts and hieroglyphs
还有连哈佛教授都会觉得难的东西 and stuff that would stump a Harvard professor,
-而且我可没时间教你 -求你了 - and I don't have time to teach a... - Please.
求求你 教教我 求你了 Please, please teach me. Please, please,
拜托 拜托 拜托 please, please, please.
好吧 如你所愿 Okay! Have it your way.
噢 Oh.
你先读完这些再找我 Let me know when you've read all those.
这只是开始 Just for a start.
-空心南瓜灯 -它们可以吓退魔鬼 - Jack-o-lanterns. - They scare away evil.
铁器也可以 And iron does, too.
可以击退魔鬼 像杀虫剂一样 Well, it repels evil, like bug spray.
所以我们有马蹄铁 And that is why we have iron horseshoes,
也正因如此 所有墓地的门都是用铁做的 and that's why cemetery gates are made of iron.
没错 没错 没错 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
那怎样才能成为一个真正的魔法师呢？ And how does one become a full-fledged warlock?
你必须用自己的魔法 You have to defeat an evil spirit
去击退恶灵 by using your own magic.
完全正确 That is absolutely right.
哪儿来的臭味儿？ What smells of rancid sulfur?
坏猫！ Bad kitty!
我是不是有一天也要去击退恶灵呢？ Am I gonna have to defeat an evil spirit one day?
别担心 那还早着呢 Oh, don't worry. Not for a long, long time.
你现在很安全 You're perfectly safe.
这叫安全？ That's safe?
喂饱就没事了 As long as it's fed.
那曾经是弗洛伦丝的宠物蛇 It used to be Florence's pet garter snake,
威廉·蛇士比亚 William Snakespeare.
它想把它变成紫色 She tried to turn it purple.
结果咒语失控了 The spell backfired.
别告诉别人 Between you and me,
她的咒语这些天来都不怎么灵 most of her spells backfire these days.
-为什么？ -这个你得 - Why? - Ah, you'll have to
自己去问她了 ask her that one yourself.
那是什么？ What's all that?
魔力 妖法 防卫 咒语 Charms, hexes, wards, spells.
恶灵是无法靠近这个柜子6米以内的 Evil can't come within 20 feet of that cabinet,
更别想打开它了 much less open it.
里面是什么？ What's in it?
你记得我说过这儿没有规矩的吗？ You know how I said there were no rules?
事实上 这里有一个规矩 Actually, there's one rule.
永远 不许打开这个柜子 Don't open that cabinet. Ever.
否则我会拎着你的耳朵把你扔出去 Or I'll toss you out on your ear.
明白吗？ You understand?
也就这一件事 This is pretty much the only thing
我是很认真的 所以我要听到你亲口答应我 I'm serious about, so I need to hear you say it.
我明白了 I understand.
艾萨克！ JONATHAN and FLORENCE Isaac!
艾萨克！ Isaac!
-艾萨克别这样！ -住手！ - Isaac, don't do this! - Stop!
求求你 艾萨克 别这么做！ Please! Isaac, don't do it!
艾萨克！ Isaac!
艾萨克 求你了！ Isaac, please!
艾萨克 Isaac.
是开始... The beginning...
也是结束 and the end.
是起点 The alpha
也是终点 and the omega.
你听到钟的滴答声了吗？ Do you hear the ticking?
我已经搜查过了所有角落 Well, I have scoured the crawl space.
找到了一直死老鼠 但... I found a dead mouse, but...
没找到魔钟 no clock.
你觉得把它读一万遍 You think reading that for the millionth time
就能找到答案吗？ will turn up something new?
不 不是的 No, not really.
那么 So...
你把所有事都告诉路易斯了吗？ you've told Lewis everything?
说了 但不是所有事 Well, not everything.
我认为你应该告诉他 I think you should.
艾萨克或许死了 但他仍然很危险 Isaac may be dead, but he is still dangerous.
-如果路易斯知道了真相... -但是我们都不知道真相 - If Lewis knew the truth... - Well, we don't know the truth.
也不知道魔钟在哪儿 We don't know where the clock is
或是除了做些可怕的事情外 它还能干什么 or what it does, except something horrible.
不 我们应该做些有担当的事 No, we gotta do the responsible thing:
比如说：瞒着他 lie to the kid.
嘿 路易斯 Hey, Lewis.
嗯？ Hmm?
你为什么要戴护目镜？ Why do you wear those goggles?
因为午夜队长就戴了一副这样的 Captain Midnight wears a pair just like these.
你看过这个节目吗？ You ever seen his show?
他是个硬骨头 He's indomitable.
他什么？ He's what?
不屈不挠 "Indomitable.
形容词 意思是不可能被打败 Adjective. Impossible to defeat."
人们都这么说他 That's what they call him.
永不屈服的午夜队长 The Indomitable Captain Midnight.
我只是觉得如果你摘掉护目镜 I just think it might be easier for you if you...
对你可能更轻松些 lost the goggles.
看起来会 Acted a little more...
你懂的 更正常些 you know, normal.
是吗 Oh.
你这么想？ You think?
我只是觉得作为你的朋友 应该告诉你一下 I'm just telling you as a friend.
对 Right.
朋友 我们是朋友 Friends. We're friends.
路易斯！ Lewis!
你看不到我吗？ Can't you see me?
这儿呢 这儿呢 Over here! Right here!
路易斯！ Lewis!
我是你的舅舅乔尼呀 It's your Uncle Johnny!
我得走了 I should go.
估计也是 Probably.
快 我们走 Come on! Let's go!
上车 你的护目镜呢？ Get in. Where's your goggles?
你来这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
我们去搞点装备 Oh, we gotta get some supplies.
今晚是月圆之夜 Got a harvest moon tonight.
-时机刚好 -什么刚好？ - It's perfect. - Perfect for what?
你的第一个大日子 咒语夜啊 For your first big-time, serious spell.
我应该欢呼吗？ Should I punch it?
你不会相信这些咒语的妙用的 You won't believe what this thing can do.
我们赶紧走 好吗？ Can we just go, please?
造啦 下个星期 Well, doggone, that moon
月亮要不见啦 月食来啦 will be gone next week with the lunar eclipse coming.
在这之前 让我们尽情狂欢吧 Till then, let's keep on rocking.
从土星到太阳 "From Saturn to the sun,
从平凡到高贵 "from the base to noble one,
如如同古老的炼金术一样 "like the alchemist of old,
把这个渣滓变成黄金 turn this dross lead into gold!"
老天 Wow.
这真的是 That was really,
真的是 really...
太糟了 ...terrible.
我是说 糟透了 I mean, just awful.
嘿 Hey.
你读它的时候就像在读说明书 You're reading it like it's a Buick manual.
重要的不是你说的内容 It's not what you say, Lewis.
而是你怎么去说 It's how you say it.
你是全宇宙独一无二的你 You're the only you in the whole universe.
这造就了你的魔法风格 That makes your style of magic
也是独一无二的 just crazy unique.
是无与伦比的 One in a hundred million kajillion.
我可以教给你正确的书本知识 So I can give you the right books,
教你正确的咒语 但是这最后的百分之一 teach you the right spells, but that last one percent...
取决于你自己 that's up to you.
所以 So...
我要从哪里找到自己的魔法风格呢？ how do I find my magic style or whatever it is?
就在某个地方 It's in there somewhere.
你只需要安静下来 然后聆听 You just have to quiet down and listen.
现在你看上去像在拉屎 Now it looks like you're pooping.
好吧 我不知道了 Well, I don't know!
这一切都很奇怪 This all feels weird.
奇怪怎么了？ What's wrong with weird?
"奇怪"就像是饼干里的坚果 Weird's like the nuts in my cookies.
正因为它们才让事情变得有趣 It's the nuts that make things interesting.
让我给你看看"奇怪"能做些什么 Let me show you what a little weird can do.
乖乖 Be a dear.
快拿把刀把我耳朵扎聋了 Fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.
就算你爱钻研词语 Well, for a boy who loves words,
现在也词穷了吧 you're sure at a loss for them.
乔纳森舅舅？ Uncle Jonathan?
你绝不仅仅是普通的魔术师 You're way more than just a parlor magician.
看看周围吧 Have a look around.
终于 Finally.
笑了 A smile.
我还以为你不会笑呢 I was starting to think you were incapable.
臭猫！ Bad kitty!
去猫砂那儿解决 You use the litter box!
好了 我要睡觉去了 All right. I'm going to bed.
当然 你想啥时候睡都行 You're welcome to stay up as long as you like, of course.
乔纳森舅舅？ Uncle Jonathan?
-怎么了？ -今晚 - Hmm? - Tonight,
今晚超级壮丽 that was the most splendor...
超级奇妙 s-splendortas...
超级... splendorific...
我还没想到形容词 不过谢谢你 I don't know the word yet, but thank you.
我只是遗憾没有早点遇到你 I just wish that I met you a long time ago.
嗯 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
晚安 Good night.
可是为什么呢？ Why didn't I?
为什么你要离家出走？ How come you left home?
好吧 Well...
事实上 我父亲 你的外祖父 truth is, my father... your grandpa...
不喜欢魔法 didn't like magic.
更不喜欢我接触它 And he sure didn't like me messing around with it.
我们起了争执 后来越来越激烈 We fought about it, and we fought some more
直到最后... until finally I just...
我就离开了 took off.
我是家族里的黑天鹅 I was the black swan of the family.
是"黑羊"（害群之马的意思） It's "black sheep."
是吗 我很确定是"天鹅" Mmm... pretty sure it's "swan."
所以你才没有去我父母的葬礼吗？ Is that why you didn't go to Mom and Dad's funeral?
我想你母亲也不希望我去吧 I don't really think she would have wanted me there.
我不知道 I don't know.
她很想念你 She missed you.
她总是提起你 She talked about you all the time.
晚安了 Uh, good night.
舅舅？ Uncle Jonathan?
我觉得... I think...
我可能也是一只黑天鹅 I think that I might be a black swan, too.
那我猜我们是一队的天鹅 Well, then I guess we're a flock of swans.
是"一群" A bevy.
应该是"一群"天鹅 It's called "a bevy of swans."
没错 Right.
我天 Whoa!
朋友们 我飘起来了 Guys! Guys! I'm floating.
-哦 天 天 -我不知道怎么了 - Oh, uh, uh... - I don't know.
嘛哩嘛哩哄 Levitaius dominungus!
-呃 嗯 不 -放我下.. 椅子 - Uh, um... No, just... - Put me... Chair!
-不对 我... -小椅子 伙计们帮帮我 - No, I... - Chair! Guys!
这个 这个 Uh, uh...
-不 这个不对 -木竿 - No, no, that's not right. - Fiddlesticks.
给我拿来就好 Just get the...
稍等一下 Um, just one... just...
拜托 你能不能赶紧喝 Seriously, are you almost done?
快点好吗 Please hurry up!
水超快速的冲到脸上 Water to the face at a very high-speed pace.
停下 闭嘴 不要笑了 Shut up. Shut up. Stop laughing.
一点也不好笑 It's not funny.
你可以控制能量 You can control the energy
如果你专注的引导它的话 if you focus and channel it.
-它会伤害我吗？ -除非你不专心 - Won't it kill me? - Not if you focus.
然后你就能运用它了 看着 Then you are the conductor. Watch.
让我看看你的本事 Show me what you got.
天呐 小椅子 Oh! Chair!
对不起 小椅子 Sorry, chair!
天呢 Ooh.
还不错 Not bad.
噢 Oh.
三个钟锣 弗洛伦丝 Three gongs, Florence.
上次还是四个 现在只有三个了 Last time, it was four; now it's three.
等它变成一个时 会发生什么？ What happens when it gets down to one?
我们会像那些聪明人一样 躲进地下室 We'll hide in the basement, like sensible people.
好了 没时间开玩笑了 Okay, this is no time for jokes.
事态变了 Things have changed.
我知道 I know.
路易斯 Lewis.
如果事情发生的时候他在这里怎么办？ What happens if he's here when it goes off?
他不会的 因为我们会找到它 He won't be, because we are going to find it.
我们需要镇定 We just have to hold it together.
好的 Okay.
抱歉 Sorry.
我去拿点黄油 Let me get some butter.
麻烦请给我格纹系扣的 Plaid button-down, please.
那将是不屈不挠的 And will the Indomitable
午夜队长 Captain Midnight
打败卑鄙的伊万同志 defeat the dastardly Comrade Ivan?
晚点继续 好吗？ Maybe later, okay?
拜托 我要迟到了 Come on, I'm gonna be late!
-回见啦 -拜拜 - See ya. - Toodles.
我要出去 I'm getting out of here.
不 停下 你哪儿也不许去 No, stop! Stop! You ain't going anywhere.
我愚蠢地走进了圈套里 I foolishly walked into a trap.
为什么 你这个该死的骗子 Why, you double-crossing hound.
待着 Stay.
我要取了你的性命 I'll have your life for this!
就是它 Yes!
小椅子 Chair!
四年级班长选举 And the winner of the
的获胜者是 fourth grade class president election is...
-塔比·科里根 -太棒了！ - Tarby Corrigan! - Yeah!
谢谢你 Thank you.
塔比 借过 Tarby. Excuse me.
恭喜你 塔比 Tarby. Congratulations, Tarby.
-谢谢你 路易斯 -如果你愿意的话 - Thanks, Lewis. - If you want,
明天我可以带一些饼干来庆祝 I can bring some cookies tomorrow to celebrate.
是呀 塔比 来一个饼干野餐 Yeah, Tarby. Go have a cookie picnic
和这个小矮子一起 here with the little runt.
伍迪 Woody.
你先走 Just...
我稍后就来 I'll catch up later.
嘿 你的石膏摘掉了 Hey, you got your cast off.
你想打球吗？ Do you want to go hit some balls?
抱歉 Sorry.
我和他们 The boys and me...
我们要去威尔德溪探险 we're gonna explore Wilder Creek.
下次吧 Maybe another time.
我有比那个更好的东西 I've got something way better than that.
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
我住的地方 My house.
所有东西都不对劲 你知道的 Everyone's wrong, you know.
那不是闹鬼 It's not haunted.
是魔法 It's magic.
魔法？ Magic?
那是假的 Magic's not real.
是真的 It is real.
我舅舅 My uncle...
他是魔法师 he's a warlock.
就是男巫 而且 That's a boy witch. And...
我还可以教你扔曲线球的咒语 I could teach you spells to throw a curveball
或 或者本垒打的咒语 or-or hit a home run
或者每次都能触地得分 or throw a touchdown every single time.
我发誓 Cross my heart.
你可以亲眼看看 You can see for yourself.
它到底在哪儿？你这个邪恶的老傻瓜 So, where is it already, you evil old coot?
是手臂 The arm.
该死的鸽子 Blasted pigeons.
找到你了 Got you.
我给你找一下那个曲线球咒语 I'll find you that curveball spell.
稍等一下 Just give me a sec.
这里面是什么？ Whoa. What's in there?
这个 我... Oh, I...
我们不能打开它 We're not allowed to open it.
是吗 为什么不？ Oh, yeah? Why not?
我不知道 这是我舅舅唯一的规矩 I don't know, but it's my uncle's only rule.
而且 它被锁住了 Besides, it's locked.
不 它没有 No... it's not.
塔比 我认真的 我们不能打开它 Tarby, I mean it. We can't.
别这么胆小 Don't be such a scaredy-cat.
或许它就是你要找的咒语 Maybe it's the spell you're looking for.
不！ No!
巫术 What's...
是什么？ necromancy?
名词 意思是和死人沟通的法术 "Noun. The practice of communicating with the dead
或者起死回生 or raising them to life."
放回去 Put it back.
起死回生吗？ Raising the dead?
这才算个像样的把戏 Now, that would be a trick.
-快放回去 我们必须现在就放回去 -住手 - Put it back! We have to put it back right now! - Stop.
算了 Fine.
反正都是假的 None of it's real anyways.
全都很诡异 It's all just weird.
你也是 You're just weird.
是那个叫科里根的男生吗？ Was that the Corrigan boy?
要正要离开 He was just leaving.
你们俩在干嘛呢？ What were you two doing?
没什么 Nothing.
舅舅 你想不想 Uncle Jonathan, do you want to
-和我一起打球 -我现在没空 - play ball with me? - I can't right now.
我得研究一些东西 There's something I need to look into.
-晚点 好吗？ -好吧 - Later, okay? - Okay.
艾萨克用十六进制隐藏了房间 Isaac hid the room with a hex
这样就没人能找到这些 so no one would find these,
但是我一点头绪都没有 but I can't make heads or tails of this.
所有的魔法咒语我都能懂 I know about every magic language there is...
阿尔薄蒂密码 以诺符号 the Alberti cipher, the Enochian glyphs...
但是这个 but this...
真的吗？ Really?
至少我活着见到 Well, at least I lived to see
你这个紫色厚皮兽被难倒的样子了 the purple pachyderm get stumped.
我不知道我们 I don't know how much longer
还能活多久 怪胡子 any of us will be living, weird beard.
-胡思乱想的老太太 -蘑菇刷 - Cranky old crone. - Mush brush.
-女巫脸 -快把你的长发编起来 - Hag face. - Oh, go braid your back hair.
我想给你一张讨厌的脸看 但你已经有一张了 I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
你这个老雪人 现在看看这个 You old yeti. Now, look.
在你看来 这些是什么？ What does this mean to you?
"ω" The omega.
艾萨克去世前说过它 Isaac talked about it when he died.
希腊字母表的最后一个字母 The last letter of the Greek alphabet.
它在早基督教里的意思呢？ And in early Christianity?
意思是审判日 It means Judgment Day.
你还好吗 孩子？ You all right, kiddo?
我没事 I'm okay.
你一向不擅长撒谎 You always were a lousy liar.
你很孤独 对吗？ You're lonely, huh?
我只是希望乔纳森可以不那么忙 I just wish Jonathan wasn't so busy.
我希望他可以多花点时间陪你 I wish he could spend more time with you.
没关系 It's okay.
那塔比呢？ What about Tarby?
塔比讨厌我 Tarby hates me.
你能解决的 Oh, you can fix that.
很简单 Easy.
给他看点真正的魔法 Just show him some real magic.
我不会真正的魔法 I can't do any real magic.
你可以的 Yes, you can.
用那本书 小傻瓜 With the book, silly.
我让你找的那本 The one I told you to find.
你找到了 不是吗？ Well, you found it, didn't you?
书？ Book?
你是说柜子里的那本巫术书？ You mean the necromancy book in the library?
舅舅让我永远不要碰它 Uncle Jonathan told me never to even touch it.
放心吧 他不会注意的 Oh, he won't mind.
他总是那么忙 He's too busy anyways.
拿上那本书 Take the book.
给塔比看看真家伙 Show Tarby a real trick.
他就又是你的朋友了 He's gonna be your friend again.
我知道你可以 I know it.
塔比是个混蛋 你知道吗 Tarby's a jerk, you know.
他每年都竞选班长 He runs for president every year,
知道选举那天他都会一直装好人 and he's always nice until the election.
-在那之后... -嘿 这里 - After that... - Hey! Over here!
...他又会做回他自己 ...he goes back to being him.
你不需要他 You don't need him.
我们可以一起去找蜘蛛 We could go look for spiders.
如果你想的话 If you want.
让我自己待会儿 好吗？ Just leave me alone, okay?
塔比！ Tarby!
好了 你想看真正的魔法吗？ Okay. You want to see some real magic?
我会展示给你看 I'll show you.
是吗？ Yeah?
你要看半截子的女人吗？ You gonna saw a lady in half?
我会弄活一个死人 I'm gonna raise the dead.
你是个骗子 You're a liar.
没人能弄活死人 No one can raise the dead.
我就能 Watch me.
除非 Unless...
除非你怕了 unless you're scared.
你需要个保姆吗？ You need a babysitter?
行 但这根本 Fine, but this whole thing
就是在浪费时间 is just gonna be a big waste of time.
什么时候？ When?
塔比！ Tarby!
塔比？ Tarby?
怦！ Boo!
塔比 这一点都不好玩 Tarby, that's not funny.
这之后要变得好玩了 It is from here.
来呀 小聪明 Well, come on, smart guy.
我们要把谁叫醒？ Who are we gonna wake up?
这个怎么样? How about this one?
这只小羊表示这是一个小孩子的幕 The lamb means that it's a kid's grave,
我不想弄活一个小孩子 and I don't want to raise up a kid.
这你都知道 真瘆人 It's creepy that you know that.
应该是这边 This way, I think.
路易斯 这书的把戏不错啊 Nice trick with the book, Lewis.
-我知道是你干的 -不 不是我 - I know that's you. - No, it's not.
是这个吗？ Is that it?
是的 Yeah.
我觉得是 I think so.
来吧 Come on.
好吧 Okay.
躺在尘土中的人 "For thou who sleeps in stone and clay,
听到我呼唤 站起来听命于我 "heed this call... rise up and obey.
穿过死亡之门 "Trek on through the mortal door.
重组你的血肉再次走到人间 Assemble flesh and walk once more."
然后呢 现在干嘛？ So, what now?
没了 That's it.
书上说这样就行了 That's all it says.
你看 我告诉过你... See, I told you all this was...
塔比？ Tarby?
塔比！ Tarby!
你们能把我做的傻事消除吗 拜托了？ Could you put those back, please?
他要回家了 He's coming home!
-他自由了 -他活过来了 - He's free. - He's back!
他醒了 He's awake.
他要回家了 He's coming home!
回家了 Coming home!
-他要回家了 -他醒了 - He's coming home. - He's awake.
他要回家了 Coming home. He's coming home.
-他要回家了 -要回家了 - He's coming home. - Coming home.
-他回来了 -他要回家了 - He's back! - He's coming home.
-他醒了 -他活过来了 - He's awake. - He's back!
他要回家了 他要回家了 He's coming home. He's coming home.
一点都不瘆人 That's not creepy.
是哪个疯子 Who'd be crazy enough
竟然把艾萨克·伊泽徳复活了 to bring Isaac Izard back?
一个不要命的人 Someone suicidal.
这个房子知道他要回来了 The house knows he's back.
你能感觉到吗？ Can you feel that?
像一只得了狂犬病的疯狗 Like a dog with rabies.
知道它的主人要回家了 Knows his master's coming home.
弗洛伦丝 我需要你的帮助解决这个 I'm gonna need your help on this one, Florence.
我的法力不够强 My magic won't be enough.
我没那个本事 I'm barely qualified as it is.
我做不了 我只会添乱 I can't. I'll-I'll just mess it up.
-可我一个人搞不定啊 -你不必一个人 - I can't do this alone. - Well, you won't have to.
-你有路易斯 -我有路易斯又怎么了？ - Lewis. - What about Lewis?
他比你想象的要厉害 He's stronger than you know.
一个半法师 总比什么都没有强 And one and a half warlocks is better than nothing.
-告诉他真相 -不行 他还是个孩子 - Just tell him the truth. - No! He's just a boy.
你是我见过最聪明的人 You're the smartest witch I've ever known.
我还不会说话的时候你就能被单词了 You can cast spells I can't even pronounce.
我说了 我不行 I said I can't.
我做不到 I can't.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
听着 Look...
艾萨克就要回来了 Isaac is coming back,
我们不能让他进门 and we can't let him get inside.
好吧 Well...
如果你的魔法不行 那你有什么计划？ if your magic is off-limits, then what's the plan?
我还能用锤子 I can still swing a hammer.
那里好多疯子 橘酱 These are crazy people, Marmalade.
都是疯子 Crazy people.
你觉得这些能抵挡得住艾萨克吗？ Do you think these are enough to keep Isaac out?
可以 Oh, yes.
可能吧 Maybe.
我再多找些马蹄铁来 I'm gonna get some more.
舅舅？ Uncle Jonathan?
别上来 我... Don't come up! I'm, uh...
我下来 I'm coming down.
听着 Listen.
我要和你谈谈 I-I need to talk to you.
现在不是时候 路易斯 Not a great time, Lewis.
我在研究一个很难的咒语 I'm working on a heavy-duty spell.
你得去齐默尔曼富人家住几天 I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's
-就几天 -别骗我了 - for a few days. - Come on.
我看到马蹄铁了 我知道一定出事了 I see the horseshoes. I know something's wrong.
你在说什么呢？都好着呢 What are you talking about? There... Everything's fine.
不 并不好 No, it's not.
你说对了 路易斯 You're right, Lewis.
出事了 Something is wrong.
-出大事了 -弗洛伦丝 - Something is very wrong. - Florence.
他都看见了 乔纳森 He's got eyes, Jonathan.
我们的朋友 艾萨克·伊泽徳 It's our friend, Isaac Izard.
其实他不是我们的朋友 Except he's not our friend.
他非常邪恶 法力强大 He's very wicked, very powerful,
恐怕已经从阴间复活了 and I'm afraid he's back from the great beyond.
对 这其实就是我想说的... Yeah, uh, that's what I wanted to talk...
等我们找到了那些复活他的人 And when we find out who's raised him from the dead,
我们要让他们后悔一辈子 they are going to be sorry... very sorry.
呃 Oh. Mmm.
他们肯定会后悔的 Yeah, they... they sure will.
听着 Look.
现在的问题是 The truth is,
你在这儿不安全 it's not safe for you here.
至少现在不安全 At least not now.
到隔壁去和弗洛伦丝一块儿 好吗？ So go next door with Florence, okay?
会没事的 Everything's gonna be fine.
给把力啊 Come on.
齐默尔曼夫人？ Mrs. Zimmerman?
抱歉 什么事亲爱的？ Uh, I'm sorry, dear?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
我只是... I'm just trying...
没什么 Nothing.
等等 Wait.
艾萨克喝酒就以前经常一起表演吗？ Isaac and Uncle Jonathan used to perform together?
他们总是在一起 They did everything together.
他们曾是最好的朋友 They were best friends.
是吗? They were?
曾经是的 Once.
艾萨克是个孤儿 Isaac was an orphan,
那时候乔纳森离家出走 and Jonathan a runaway.
他们两个都没有家 Neither of them had family.
只有魔法 All they had was magic.
和彼此的陪伴 And each other.
后来艾萨克去参军打仗 Then Isaac went away to war.
他在德国作战时 He was fighting in Germany, when he went M.I.A.
失踪了几个月 Months passed.
再后来 突然他又回家了 Then, suddenly, Isaac came back home.
但却像变了个人 But it wasn't the same Isaac.
不一样了 He was different.
变得易怒 And angry.
法力也超出了魔法师应有的范围 And more powerful than any warlock had the right to be.
怎么会？ How?
发生了什么？ What happened to him?
我们不知道 We don't know.
Al他只是说自己在黑森林里走失了 l he said was he was lost in the Black Forest.
那是个非常古老的地方 Now, that is a very old place
有着非常古老的魔法 with very old magic.
那是格林兄弟写下他们的历史的地方 It's where the Brothers Grimm wrote their histories.
你是指他们的童话小说吧 You mean their fairy tales.
现在 我们猜想艾萨克 Now, we think that Isaac
在那个森林里遇见了黑暗法师 met a dark warlock in those woods,
给了艾萨克 a teacher who gave him
一些可怕的禁书 some terrifying, forbidden books.
有一本尤其危险 One of which is so dangerous
你舅舅把它锁进柜子里了 that your uncle keeps it locked up in his cabinet.
然后艾萨克就抛弃了可怜的乔纳森 Then Isaac abandoned poor Jonathan.
没有任何解释 No explanation.
后来她遇见了一个女巫 赛琳娜 And he found himself a witch, Selena.
艾萨克出于非常阴险的原因取了这个女人 So spiteful and mean, he married her.
他们整天把自己锁在屋子里 And they locked themselves away in the house.
直到去年的那个晚上 Until one night last year...
艾萨克举行了一个血魔法仪式 Isaac performed a blood magic ritual
把自己给弄死了 that killed him.
这个仪式的目的是什么？ What was the ritual for?
为了做一把钥匙 To make a key.
人骨钥匙 A clock key.
来打开一个钟 Of human bone.
我们猜是用他妻子的骨头 We think his wife's bones.
他应该是杀了赛琳娜之后做的 We think Isaac killed Selena to make it.
舅舅说你是一个非常出色的法师 Uncle Jonathan said that you were a really good witch...
甚至比他更厉害 even better than him.
我曾经是 I was.
曾经 Once.
我的魔力曾在巴黎名噪一时 My magic was the toast of Paris.
你真应该在大战前见识一下我的本事 You should have seen me before the war.
我让萨尔瓦多达利手腕上的表 I melted Salvador Dalí's watch one time,
就在他眼前消失 right off his wrist.
那你为什么不帮我们？ Then why can't you help us?
你知道魔力如何···· You know how magic comes from the inside?
是这样 Well...
有一次我受伤了 I got hurt one time.
很严重 Pretty badly.
虽然我的外表看上去已经康复了 And even though my outsides got better,
但身体内部一直没恢复 my insides never did.
所以每当我想要施展真正的魔法时 And so now, every time I try to work any real magic,
结果都是 it just comes out...
失败 broken.
现在 Now...
这世界上没有什么问题 There's very few problems in the world
是一块好吃的巧克力曲奇饼干 that can't at least be helped
没法解决的 by a good chocolate chip cookie.
塔比 塔比！ Tarby. Tarby!
现在不行 路易斯 我要去上体育课了 Not now, Lewis. I'm late for gym.
-就现在 我们必须谈谈 -什么？ - No, now. We gotta talk now. - What?
-快跑 -你觉得你能跑哪儿去？ - Let go! - Where do you think you're going, huh?
那天晚上 我们在公墓 The other night, what we did in the cemetery,
我们做了些可怕的事 we did something awful.
我就就有麻烦了 我们都有麻烦了 My uncle's in trouble. We all are, and...
听着 有一个魔钟 See, see, there's this clock.
路易斯 别说了 Lewis, just stop.
在公墓什么事都没有发生 Nothing happened in that cemetery.
听着 我知道 你害怕了 Look, I get it... you're scared.
我也是 我们... I am, too. We're...
伍迪！ Woody!
-快出去 -快跑 - Let's get out of here! - Let's go!
-早上好 费希尔女士 -你好伍迪 - Good morning, Miss Fisher. - Woody.
我不害怕 I'm not scared.
如果你告诉任何人我当时在那儿 And if you tell anyone I was there,
我就打断你的胳膊 I'll break both your arms.
你就是个怪胎 You're just a weirdo.
不屈不挠的 "Indomitable."
舅舅？ Uncle Jonathan?
你在吗？ You in here?
这不可能 No way.
救命！快来人 救命！ Help me! Help, please!
救我！乔纳森舅舅！ Help! Uncle Jonathan!
舅舅 救我！ Uncle Jonathan! Help!
求你救救我！ Help me, please!
拦住那些纸！ Get those papers!
堵 堵 堵住了 Get, get, get. Get!
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
你在这儿做什么？ What are you doing here?
我告诉过你这儿不安全 I told you it's not safe.
我想顽强一点 I was being indomitable.
我猜你一定相当顽强 不是吗？ I suppose you were, weren't you?
你一个人解决不了这些 You can't do this alone.
你需要帮手 You need help,
-我可以帮你 -不你不能 - and I can help you. - No, you can't.
事实上我可以 我懂这上面的意思 Actually, I can, 'cause I know how to read this.
但我需要来点阿华田 But I'm gonna need some Ovaltine.
等下 我不明白 Wait, I-I don't understand.
-你之前见过这些文字吗？ -是的- You've seen this code before? - Yes.
科姆拉德·伊凡曾经用过类似的 Comrade Ivan uses one just like it
来给他的红色部队下达命令 to send commands to his Red Brigade.
-科姆拉德啥？ -电视节目里的科姆拉德·伊凡 - Comrade who? - Comrade Ivan from the TV show.
但午夜队长总是能及时阻止他 并破译密码 But Captain Midnight always stops him and decodes it...
用 with, uh...
这个 午夜队长的神秘解码器 this, the Captain Midnight Secret Decoder Pin.
简直不敢相信 I don't believe it.
三杯阿华田奶昔 谢谢 Three Ovaltine shakes, please.
有了这个钟表 我和赛琳娜 "With this clock, Selena and I
将打扫干净这个肮脏的世界 shall wipe this filthy world clean."
这是一个末日钟 It's a doomsday clock.
某种程度上 它能毁灭一切 In a way, it destroys everything,
但不是通过终结世界的方式 而是将时间逆转 but not by ending the world, but sending it back
回到世界最初的样子 to the beginning.
如果地球是一个巨大的钟 If the planet is one giant clock,
那么这该死的东西就是卷线器 then this damn thing is the winder.
他将把世界绕回到过去 He's winding it back
直到最最开始的时刻 to the very beginning of time!
所以所有事情都 So everything goes
在倒退 我们变得越来越年轻 in reverse... we grow younger and younger
直到我们消失 什么都不剩 until we vanish, until there's no one left.
我知道艾萨克很强 但是这已经远远超过了 I knew Isaac was strong, but this goes beyond anything
我所认为他能做到的 I ever thought he was capable of.
它什么时候会发生？ When's it happen?
在夜晚最黑暗的时候 "When night's at its blackest."
月全食 今晚 The total lunar eclipse... tonight.
所有行星都画在我的卧室里 All those moons painted in my bedroom...
如果艾萨克曾经研究过它们 what if Isaac was studying them
并在等待合适的时机呢？ and waiting for the right moment?
原来哪些钟锣是在为这个倒计时 That's what the gongs are counting down to.
这些口香糖我们也要了 We'll take the gumballs, too.
艾萨克来过这儿了 Isaac's been here.
艾萨克把所有的马蹄铁都毁了吗？ Isaac pulled all the horseshoes off?
一个接一个 都烧了 Burned 'em off, one by one.
就像放大镜下的蚂蚁 Like ants with a magnifying glass.
他现在已经这么强大了？ Ooh, just how powerful is he now?
死亡对他来说好像反而是件好事了 Death's been good to him.
在这儿等着 Wait here.
小椅子 没事了 没事了 Chair! It's okay, it's okay.
我来了 我来帮你 I'm here. I'm here to help.
没事的 It's okay.
你会没事的 You're okay.
他把这里撕成了碎片 He's torn the place to pieces.
他一定在找什么 He must have been looking for something.
我想我知道他在找什么 And I think I know what.
好吧 那我们还等什么呢？ Well, what are we waiting for?
快去把它毁了 Let's get rid of it.
这会儿这个难道不应该已经化掉了吗？ Uh, shouldn't this be melting right now?
是不是放太多"征服者约翰"了 Too much John the Conqueror root?
不对 No.
"呆粉"放少了 Not enough goofer dust.
对了 Oh.
摩洛哥豆蔻 Grains of paradise.
但是我们没有摩洛哥豆蔻啊 We don't have any grains of paradise.
你知道吗？ You know what?
-或许还需要一撮益母草 -舅舅？ - Maybe a pinch of motherwort. - Uncle Jonathan?
一些莲藕怎么样 How about some lotus root?
对对 多放些莲藕 Yeah, yeah, more lotus root.
-舅舅 -怎么了？ - Uncle Jonathan. - Hmm?
这都是我的错 This is my fault.
路易斯 你帮了我们 Lewis, you helped us.
是你破译了那个蓝图 You're the one who decoded the blueprints.
不 No.
我是说 我就是那个让艾萨克复生的人 I mean I'm the one who brought Isaac back.
路易斯？ Lewis?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
我打开了柜子 I opened the cabinet.
我用了你的书 I used your book.
我真的真的很抱歉 I-I'm so, so, so sorry.
不 你不必抱歉 你对魔法的了解还不足以 No, you couldn't have. You don't know enough magic
完成这样的法术 to pull off a spell like that.
我只是遵循了说明 I just followed the directions.
我把血滴到书上 I bled onto the book.
天呐 路易斯 Oh, Lewis.
血魔咒？ Blood magic?
我只定了一个规矩 That was my one rule.
我知道 我很抱歉 I-I know. I'm sorry.
-你却打破了它？ -我不是故意的 - And you broke it? - I didn't mean to.
所以 你打开了一个禁柜 So you opened a forbidden cabinet
还完成了一个邪恶的仪式 and performed an unholy ritual
-这只是意外？ -乔纳森 - on accident? - Jonathan.
我不知道艾萨克是邪恶的 I didn't know Isaac was evil.
你没告诉过我 You never told me.
所以说这是我的错咯？ Oh, so this is my fault?
我不是这个意思 I didn't say that.
那你是什么意思？！ Then what are you saying?!
你他妈的是怎么想的？！ What the hell were you thinking?!
我只是想要塔比重新成为我的朋友 I just wanted Tarby to be my friend again.
我还想让我的父母回来 And I want my parents back.
而且我想 如果在这能成功的话 And I figured, if it worked here,
我就可以回家在他们身上试试看了 I could go home and try it on them.
我只是想要我妈妈 I just want my mom.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
你的到来 It was a mistake.
就是个错误 You coming here.
冷静 乔纳森 Now, hold on, Jonathan.
不 不 不要 别这样 No. No, please, please.
我会 我会弥补的 I'll-I'll make it up to you.
求你了 Please.
不 这儿不是孩子该待的地方 No. This is no place for a kid.
这里对你来说不安全 It's not safe for you here.
我之前想的都是错的 I was wrong to ever think that it was.
但是 But...
我们是一群天鹅 we're a bevy of swans.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你在这儿待着 You stay here.
我去跟他谈谈 Let me talk to him.
我记得我有一把女巫之锤 I know I've got a Malleus Maleficarum
就在这里的某个地方 around here somewhere.
应该能帮忙毁掉钥匙 Should help with the key.
来吧 继续骂我 Go ahead, yell at me.
给我取绰号 Call me some names.
没什么绰号 No names.
这次没有 Not this time.
乔纳森 Jonathan.
那个小男孩需要你 That little boy needs you.
但是他做的事... But what he did...
他只是个孩子 He's a child.
孩子们就是会犯错误 带来麻烦 Children make mistakes. They get in trouble.
所以他们是孩子 That's why they're children.
不 这不是在看漫画书 弗洛伦丝 No, this is not swiping a comic book, Florence.
这是 我... This is... I-I...
我没有其他选择 I-I... I don't have a choice here.
你当然有 Of course you do.
你可以坚持到底找到出路 You could stick it out.
不对 不对 每当事情变得棘手的时候 No, no, when the going gets tough,
你就只会夺门而出 you get going right for the exit.
就像你离家出走时一样 Like how you ran away from your family.
离家出走？是我爸爸吧我把赶出来的！ Ran away? My dad threw me out!
那你的小妹妹呢？ And what about your little sister?
她崇拜你 She looked up to you.
她需要你 现在她已经不在了 She needed you, and now she's gone.
而你却要抛弃她唯一的孩子 And you're going to abandon her only child.
听着 我不知道要怎么去照顾一个孩子 Look, I don't know how to take care of a kid.
怎么跟他交流 怎么保证他的安全 How to talk to him, how to keep him safe.
尤其是现在 Especially now.
-我只是... -你害怕了 - I'm just... - You're scared.
是的 可以了吗？ Yes, all right?
我害怕了 我担心路易斯 I'm scared... for Lewis.
担心他会被伤害 Scared he'll get hurt.
好吧 你猜怎么着 天才 Well, guess what, genius.
这才重点 That is the whole point.
有一个孩子意味着要时刻为他们担心 Having a child means being scared for them 24-7
无论何时何地 and doing it anyway.
这就是该死的为人父母的职责 It's the whole damn job description.
我愿意付出一切代价来重获那份职责 And I would give everything to have that job again.
让我的小女儿回到我身边来 To have my little girl back to...
你知道吗？ You know what?
我现在确实有个绰号给你 I do have a name for you.
乔纳森·巴纳维尔特 你是个懦夫 Jonathan Barnavelt, you're a coward.
汉切特夫人 汉切特夫人！ Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!
-路易斯 -他来了 - Lewis. - He's free.
他就在这儿 我们得走了 快！ He's in there. We gotta go now!
谁啊？你在说谁？ Well, who? What are we talking about?
有人在你的房子里！ There is someone in your house!
-拜托了 赶紧走！ -谁？ - Please hurry! - Who?
-快点 -帮我抱一下橘酱 - Come on! - Oh, take Marmalade.
等等 Wait.
-快啊！求你了！ -等下 - Come on! Hurry! Please! - Hold on.
-别管那扇门了 -什么？路易斯 好冷啊 - We don't care about the door! - What? Lewis, it's cold.
-他在楼上 我看到他了 -我的天啊 - He's upstairs! I saw him! - Oh, my God.
-现在在你房里！ -路易斯 - He's in your house right now! - Lewis!
-求你了 赶快 赶快！ -路易斯 路易斯！ - Please! Hurry! Hurry! - Lewis! Lewis!
-快点！ -等等 路易斯 - Come on! - Wait, hold on, Lewis.
-太滑了 路易斯 -快点 快跑 - It's slippery, Lewis! - Come on, run! Hurry!
-汉切特夫人 赶快！-等下 - Mrs. Hanchett, hurry! - Hold on!
太滑了 路易斯！停下！ It's slippery, Lewis! Stop!
你简直不可理喻 You're not making any sense.
-什么坏人？ -他的名字叫艾萨克 - What bad man? - His name is Isaac.
-艾萨克·伊泽徳 -艾萨克·伊泽徳？ - Isaac Izard. - Isaac Izard?
路易斯 他死了 Lewis, he's dead.
他去年就死了 He died last year.
待在这儿 Stay here.
舅舅 齐默尔曼！ Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!
门被锁住了 It's locked.
一定是艾萨克干的 让开 It must be Isaac. Out of the way.
汉切特夫人 别靠近那扇门 Mrs. Hanchett, get away from the door.
-别再闹了 -不！ - Don't be ridiculous. - No!
你好啊 路易斯 Hello, Lewis.
噢 Mmm.
离她远点 Stay away from her.
为什么我要 Why should I stay away
离我自己美丽的妻子远点呢？ from my beautiful wife?
你是赛琳娜·伊泽徳？ You're Selena Izard?
正是在下 In the flesh.
舅舅！ Uncle Jonathan!
路易斯！ Lewis!
但...但你死了啊 But... but you died.
谁说我死了？ Whoever said I died?
-艾萨克！ -艾萨克！ - Isaac! - Isaac!
艾萨克？ Isaac?
艾萨克！ Isaac!
那是骨头吗？ Is that bone?
是人骨 Human.
他为了做钥匙 把她杀了 He killed her to make some sort of key.
我还以为那钥匙是... I thought it was made from...
不是我的骨头 不是 Not my bone, no.
但是真正的汉切特夫人的一部分 That was a chunk from the real Mrs. Hanchett.
一个可爱的女人 Lovely woman.
不过是在我杀了她并且抢走她房子之前 That is, before I killed her and took her place.
我的妻子 My wife.
她很有伪装的天赋 She has a talent for disguises.
-我师出名门 -过奖了 - I learned from the best. - Aw.
快来给妈妈一个吻 Come give your mommy a kiss.
是你 You.
在我梦里的人是你 It was you in my dreams.
我无法走近那个锁住的柜子 I couldn't get near that locked cabinet.
符咒太强大了 The charms were too strong.
但你...你可以帮我拿到那本破旧的书 But you... you could get that nasty old book for me.
帮我唤醒艾萨克 Raise Isaac for me.
你能做任何我想做的事 You could do everything I wanted.
现在 And now...
你得帮我们得到那把时钟钥匙 you are going to get us that clock key.
别 别 别捅那儿 No, no, not... ah, not there!
嗯 Hmm.
快起来！ Well, come on!
-你现在就是在臭显摆 -路易斯！ - Now you're just showing off. - Lewis!
-路易斯 -路易斯 你在哪儿？ - Lewis! - Lewis, where are you?
-艾萨克带走了他 -没错 但是带去哪儿了？ - Isaac took him. - Yes, but where?
我好像知道了 I think I know.
舅舅！ Uncle Jonathan!
路易斯！我们来了 - Lewis! - We're coming.
齐默尔曼 我在这儿 我在这儿！ Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm over here! I'm over here!
舅舅 我在这儿！ Uncle Jonathan, over here!
这儿 不 这边！ Here! No, over here!
救我！ Help me!
巴那维尔特和伊泽徳 戏法大师 Barnavelt and Izard, masters of prestidigitation,
欧洲众国王的挚爱 beloved by the crown heads of Europe,
再次重聚 together again.
我敢肯定你还记得我的下一个戏法 I'm sure you'll remember my next trick.
-不！ -不要！ -舅舅！ - No! -FLORENCE: No! - Uncle Jonathan!
艾萨克 别这么做 Isaac, don't do this.
我喜欢这孩子 I like the boy.
一个热爱午夜队长的孤儿 An orphan with a love for Captain Midnight?
就这样 Mmm.
温暖了我逝去的心 Warms my dead heart.
拜托别逼我宰了他 Please don't make me butcher him.
把钥匙给我 Give me the key.
你没必要伤害任何人 You don't have to hurt anyone.
告诉我们 魔钟在哪儿？ Just tell us... where is the clock?
在一位女巫的诅咒之下 The clock is under a witch's hex.
你永远找不到它 You'll never find it.
-该结束了 -求你了 艾萨克 - This is over. - Isaac, please.
你身体里一定还有一部分是善良的 There must be some part of you that doesn't want this,
还没有彻底的死去 that isn't completely dead.
原来的我在我死前就早死了 I was dead long before I died.
我们知道你在战争中 We know you went through
经历了一些可怕的事情 something awful during the war.
我们都经历过 We all did.
恰恰相反 Oh, on the contrary.
那是我遇见人生导师的地方 It's where I met my teacher.
我们部队中了埋伏 My unit had been caught in an ambush.
所有人都被杀了 Everyone slaughtered.
大家都以为我死了 I'd been left for dead.
我在黑森林里游荡了好多天 I stumbled through the Black Forest for days.
我吟诵了我的每一条咒语 只有一个想法 I chanted every spell I knew, with one thought only:
希望能让我强大到走出这个困境 "Make me powerful enough to end this."
抹去我看到的惨状 To erase the horrors I had witnessed.
当我睁开眼的时候 When I opened my eyes...
我看到了他 I saw him.
他给了我一些喝的 He offered me something to drink.
当然我付出了一点代价 For a small price, of course.
然后突然 我脑海中 Suddenly, I had it.
就出现了 The blueprints for the clock.
那个魔钟的蓝图 In my mind.
栩栩如生 Clear as day.
那东西不是魔法师 That wasn't a warlock.
甚至不是人 It wasn't even a human.
是恶灵 你这鲁莽的傻子 It was a demon, you reckless idiot!
你召唤了一个恶灵 You summoned a demon!
没错没错 Yes, yes.
准确的说是阿撒泻勒 Azazel, to be exact.
第四代地狱王子 The fourth prince of hell.
他给了我一个很棒的礼物 Oh, he gave me a wonderful gift.
世界上最强大的魔法 The greatest magic trick ever.
我要让人们都消失 I'm going to make people disappear.
让世界转回最初的样子 Spin the world back until the dawn of time.
只剩下 All that will be left...
-我和赛琳娜 -但是... - Selena and I. - But...
如果你回到最初 if you go back to the beginning,
历史 人类 所有都将重新开始 history, humans, it will all just start over again.
不 No.
我会确保人类这次不会再出世 I'll make sure people are never born this time.
在那位朋友的帮助下 With the help of a friend.
路易斯的父母将不会死于那场可怕的车祸 Lewis's parents won't die in that awful crash.
你的丈夫还有可爱的女儿也不会被杀害 Your husband and sweet little girl won't be killed.
因为他们从来就没有存在过 They'll never have existed.
没有人类 没有战争 No people, no war.
现在 乔纳森... Now, Jonathan...
钥匙 The key.
弗洛伦丝？ Florence?
现在应该是时候... Now would be a good time...
来点魔法了 for a little... magic.
弗洛伦丝 看在所有人的份上 Of all people, Florence,
我觉得你会想要这样的 I thought you'd want this.
我知道失去家庭对你来说意味着什么 I know what losing your family did to you.
你现在支离破碎 You're too sad and broken...
无法完成真正的魔法 ...to work any real magic.
或许我曾是如此 Maybe I was.
但现在... But now...
我坚强不屈 I'm indomitable.
橘酱 动手！ Marmalade, now!
-他们去哪儿了？ -他们跑了 - Where are they? - They're gone.
注意台阶 这儿有块舌头 Mind your step. There's a tongue.
--我没事 -这有块超大的舌头 I've got it. - There's a big tongue.
太诡异了 So... creepy.
噢！ Oh, oh!
舅舅！舅舅！ Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan!
路易斯 别吓到他们！ Lewis, don't freak them out!
放开我 放我走！ Unhand me. Let me go!
-妈妈 妈妈 -放我下来！住手！ - Mommy. Mommy. - Put me down! Stop!
你为什么不跟我说话？ Why won't you talk to me?
我的天啊！我的天啊！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
嘿 等等 救救我们！ Hey, wait! Help us!
乔纳森！ Jonathan!
-放开我！放开我！放开我！ - Let me go! - Let go of me! Let go of me!
乔纳森！乔纳森！乔纳森！ - Jonathan! - Jonathan! Jonathan!
-路易斯 你怎么样？ -没事 - Lewis, you okay? - I'm okay.
这都是些什么啊？ Would you look at that?
走吧 咱们回去 Okay, let's get back in there.
什么 和里面那些可怕的金属怪物待在一起吗？ What, with those creepy metal monsters inside?
-他们会把我们撕成碎片 -弗洛伦丝 我们得找到 - They'll tear us to shreds. - Florence, we have to find
艾萨克和赛琳娜 Isaac and Selena.
你听到他说的了 他在使用女巫的诅咒！ You heard Isaac. He's using a witch's hex!
我知道 所以我们就应该 I understand that. So, should we just
坐下来空想怎么解除诅咒吗？ sit around and try to figure out the hex?
-不 我们需要一个计划 -我们没时间了 - No. We need a plan! - We don't have time!
你俩别吵了！ Guys!
我滴个老天鹅 Oh, my giddy aunt.
别担心 他们的牙齿是南瓜做的 Don't worry. Their teeth are made of pumpkin.
伤不了我们 They can't really hurt us.
好吧 我承认那是编的 Okay, I made that up.
是某种邪恶的粘胶做的 Some kind of ungodly adhesive.
我卡住了！ I'm stuck!
我也是 Me, too.
你知道么 我从来没想过 You know, I didn't think
我会这样死去 this is how I was gonna die.
听着！齐默尔曼夫人快抓住我的衣服 Look! Mrs. Zimmerman, grab my shirt.
我抓住你了 I got you.
-快砍断他们！ -路易斯 快！ - Just chop! - Lewis, hurry!
砍！使劲砍！ Chop! Chop!
天呐 我讨厌南瓜 God, I hate pumpkins.
弗洛伦丝 你看到了吗？ Did you see that, Florence?
我用精神能量炸了它 真的管用啊！ I exploded it with a psychic energy blast. It worked!
是的 乔纳森 我们都为你感到骄傲 Yes, Jonathan. We're all very proud of you.
我的意思是 我有精神力了 Did you see that I now have the power?
好了 我明白 你最厉害了 Yes, I understand. Gold star.
舅舅 Uncle Jonathan.
舅舅 是我啊 快醒醒 Uncle Jonathan, it's me. Please wake up!
-乔纳森 -舅舅 - Jonathan. - Uncle Jonathan.
乔纳森 快醒醒 Jonathan, you've got to get up.
你必须 立刻 马上醒过来！ You've got to get up right now!
舅舅！ Uncle Jonathan!
你看什么呢？ 满脸褶子的无聊老太婆 What are you looking at, you shriveled old prune?
我在看你呢 蠢得死的类人猿小崽子 I'm looking at you, you dumb baby orangutan.
噢 路易斯 Aw, Lewis.
弗洛伦丝 你身上还有一块脏东西没去掉 Oh, Florence, you missed a spot.
路易斯 Lewis...
对不起 路易斯 我为所有的事道歉 I'm sorry, Lewis. I'm sorry about everything.
没关系 It's okay.
-我也是 -别怪我打断你们 - Me, too. - Don't get me wrong.
气氛很温馨 但是只剩18分钟 Uh, this is lovely, but there's only 18 minutes
就到月全食了 till the eclipse.
而且钥匙还在他们手上呢 And they've got the key.
我们要怎么才能找到那个魔钟？ How do we find the clock?
我们找不到的 We can't.
它被一个女巫施了诅咒 It's got a witch's hex on it.
也就是说任何女巫和巫师都找不到它 That means it's hidden from every witch or warlock,
不管有多强大的法力 no matter how powerful.
即使弗洛伦丝也找不到它 Not even Florence could find it.
肯定有什么办法 There must be something
是我们还没有想到的 we're not thinking of.
或许我能找到它 Maybe I could find it.
我既不是女巫也不是巫师 I'm not a witch or warlock.
至少 至少现在还不是 但是... Well, not-not yet anyways, but...
也许我能试着使用一些魔法 maybe if I tried some magic,
你们觉得呢？ would that work?
好吧 Okay.
我准备好了 I'm ready.
路易斯 我不知道这个8号球能有什么用 Lewis, I don't know about that 8 Ball.
嘿 这是我的魔法 不是你们那种 Hey, this is my magic, not yours.
我们开始吧 Let's go.
定位 动词 "Locate. Verb.
寻找确切的地点和位置 To discover the exact place and position of."
神秘的 形容词 "Secret. Adjective.
一个未知的或者不能被看到的 Something that is kept unknown or unseen."
钟 名词 "Clock. Noun.
一个用来测量时间的机械装置 "A mechanical device used for measuring time.
一个钟 "A timepiece.
一个计时仪 A horologe!"
哇偶 Wow.
-这孩子有点奇怪啊 -是啊 是有点 - He is weird. - Isn't he, though?
定位这个神秘的时钟 Locate the secret clock.
定位这个神秘的时钟 Locate the secret clock!
拜托了 爸爸妈妈 Please, Mom and Dad.
告诉我着各种在哪儿 拜托了 Tell me where the clock is, please.
在锅炉下面 "Under the boiler."
路易斯 你真是个天才 Lewis, you genius.
我们开始吧？ Shall we?
不给糖就捣蛋！ Trick or treat!
-齐默尔曼夫人？ -怎么？ - Mrs. Zimmerman? - Hmm?
那是什么东西？ What is that?
乔纳森 Jonathan.
快开门 Open the door.
我正努力呢 Working on it.
乔纳森 Jonathan.
乔纳森！ Jonathan!
你喊也没用 That's not helping.
路易斯 Lewis.
把门打开 Crack it open.
即使快死了 看着也挺瘆人的 Even in death, so creepy.
弗洛伦丝 我想去上个厕所 Florence, I really have to pee.
现在不是时候 乔纳森 Not the time, Jonathan.
蛇士比亚！ Snakespeare!
-齐默尔曼夫人！ -弗洛伦丝！ - Mrs. Zimmerman! - Florence!
快走！走！ Go! Go!
没事的 她知道怎么对付蛇士比亚 It's okay. She knows how to handle Snakespeare.
过来 快点 Come here. Quickly.
艾萨克！ Isaac!
快收手！ Stop!
拜托 Please.
你以为我教了你我知道的所有东西 乔纳森 I taught you everything you know, Jonathan.
其实我并没有 I didn't teach you everything I know.
我亲爱的 My darling.
不！ No!
Wa在这儿等着 路易斯 it there, Lewis.
-不 我必须和你一起 -不！ - No, I have to come with you. - No!
那里也许是陷阱 There may be traps.
我有保护措施 I have protection.
我感觉到了什么 I feel something.
我办到了 I got it!
舅舅！ Uncle Jonathan!
舅舅？ Uncle Jonathan?
舅舅！ Uncle Jonathan!
嘘 嘘 没事 Shh, shh. It's okay.
没事 没事 It's okay. It's okay.
嘘 是我 路易斯 你侄子 Shh. It's me, Lewis, your nephew.
嘘 嘘 Shh, shh.
路易斯！ Lewis!
跟我们一起去塔楼吧 Come with us to the turret.
那是个特殊的塔楼 It's a special turret.
它能保护我们 It'll protect us.
我喜欢你 路易斯 I like you, Lewis.
我愿意当你的妈妈 I like being your mom.
忘了你舅舅吧 Forget about your uncle.
很快 他就会消失了 Soon, he'll be gone.
和其他人一样 Like everyone else.
舅舅？ Uncle Jonathan?
舅舅！ Uncle Jonathan!
嗯？ Huh?
嘿 我抱住你了 Hey. I got you.
什么？ What?
妈妈吗爸爸 我现在该怎么办？ Mom, Dad, what should I do?
说再见 "Say good-bye."
说再见是什么意思？我不明白！ Say good-bye? I don't get it!
这是什么意思？ What do you mean?
好吧 再见 爸爸妈妈 Okay. Good-bye, guys.
我爱你们 I love you.
快看 亲爱的 Look, my darling.
开始了 It's beginning.
时间在倒退 The sands of time are shifting.
快来！ Quickly!
- 出问题了 -怎么了？ - Something is wrong. - What is it?
快来帮我 Help me.
不 No.
就是这样！ Yes!
让你们看看我的厉害 I'm gonna show you what a little weird can do.
什么？ What?
舅舅 Uncle Jonathan.
我回来了 I'm back.
你做到了 You did it.
你让时钟停下来了！ You stopped the clock!
千万别告诉弗洛伦丝我变成婴儿的事 Do not tell Florence about the baby body.
她会一直拿这事取笑我的 She'll never let me live it down.
-我不会说的 -你保证？ - I won't. - You promise?
我发誓 I swear.
-没有变成婴儿这回事 -男巫之间的秘密 - No baby body. - Warlock secret?
从来没发生过 Never happened.
你是最棒的 You're the best.
你停下了那个时钟 You did it.
把我裤子扔过来 Toss me my trousers.
N别跟弗洛伦丝提起那件事 我是认真的 ot a word to Florence. I'm serious.
快看看 Well, well, well.
看看这猫吐出了什么 Look what the cat threw up.
天呢 Whew!
你制服了蛇士比亚 Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!
你停下了那只钟？ Well, you stopped the clock?
并没有 我吓尿了 Nah, I just wet my pants.
实际上 Literally.
是路易斯停下来那个钟 Lewis stopped the clock.
路易斯 Lewis.
你真是坚强不屈的 You are indomitable.
齐默尔曼夫人 Mrs. Zimmerman...
我很难过你失去了你的家人 I'm sorry you lost your family.
我也很难过你失去了你的家人 I'm sorry you lost yours.
但是也许 你愿意做一只黑天鹅陪在我们身边吗？ But maybe, would you want to be a black swan with us?
我能当只紫天鹅吗？ Can I be a purple one?
可以 Deal.
我非常愿意 I would like that very much.
我不想要那个怪怪的小矮个儿 I don't want the creepy little runt.
你以为我想吗？ Think I want him?
你知道吗 伙计们？ You know what, fellas?
我并不是很想打这场球 I don't really want to play anyways.
球砸到他们脸上 Ball to the face
高速的砸在他们脸上 at a very high-speed pace.
天啊？！ What?!
运气好 Lucky shot.
我想要路易斯来我们队 We want Lewis on our team.
-不 我们想要他 -不！ - No, we want him. - No!
你叫罗丝·丽塔 对吧？ Rose Rita, right?
是啊 Mm-hmm.
我能看看你那本记录小虫的书吗？ Can I see your bug book?
我看过你的字典 I've seen you with your dictionary.
你知道那个词应该叫昆虫 You know the word is "insect."
但是 当然可以给你 But sure.
好厉害啊 Wow.
你亲手画的这些？ You drew these?
画的真好 These are really good.
你看着像个昆虫 You look like an insect.
在我这儿 这可是最高级别的赞美 I mean that as the highest compliment.
我也是这么理解的 That's how I take it.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
那是谁？ Who was that?
罗丝·丽塔·帕廷格 她是我朋友 Rose Rita Pottinger. She's a friend.
是吗？ She is?
-是亲脸的那种朋友吗？ -不 是柏拉图式的那种 - Is it kissy-faced? - No, platonic.
他还开始耍酷了 突然就到青春期了 Look at him playing it cool... James Dean all of a sudden.
舅舅 开车吧 Uncle Jonathan, punch it.
让我们看看这宝贝怎么样 Let's see what this baby can do.
-嗨 我们到家了！ -真乖！ - Hi! We're home! - Oh!
-你准备好了吗？ -必须的 - You ready? - Oh, yeah.
待在那儿别动 Stay.
你知道吗 乔纳森 你开车跟个老太太一样 You know, Jonathan, you drive like an old grandma.
真好笑 你看着就像个老太太 Oh, that's funny. You look like one.
你们俩别闹了 都挺老个人了 Guys, stop. You're both super old.
干得漂亮 路易斯 Nice one, Lewis.
说得好 Gold star.
小坏猫！ Bad kitty!
用猫砂盆！ Use the litter box!