蟹饼 Crab cakes.
你的最爱 Your favorite.
马丁内斯先生 打算贿赂我吗 Trying to bribe me, Mr. Martinez?
这可不算贿赂 It' not a bribe.
只是一份热餐 It's a hot meal.
五美元过一天 Five Dollar One Day
油炸锅还是在漏 Fryer's still leaking.
你女朋友怎么样了 How's your girlfriend?
他说他会修的 He said he was going to fix it.
我一直催他 I tell him,
但他把所有的责任都怪在我头上 but he keeps blaming everything on me.
如果你把我们降级了 他会解雇我的 If you downgrade us, he's gonna fire me.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
弗林 Flynn.
他想见你 He wants to see you.
弗林 Flynn.
我可以先说几句吗 Can I just say something?
如果是关于蟹饼的 If this is about the crab cakes...
和那无关 It' not.
看来你的简历没有提及 Seems your resume failed to mention
四年前你做了十一个月的牢 a certain 11 months in jail four years ago.
你在这里干的不错 You've done a good job here.
但是我们要对大家的信任负责 But we have a responsibility to the public trust,
而你破坏了这种信任 and you broke that trust.
是的 I guess I did.
加利福尼亚州 洛杉矶
寄件人 奈特·里奇 弗林亲启
你在等人吗 Are you expecting someone?
是啊 Yeah.
你想贿赂我吗 Are you bribing me?
好吧 这算一点小贿赂 Well, yeah, okay. All right, it's a little bribe.
如果我有时间来解开罪行之谜 If I had the time to solve the mystery of your crime,
你知道我会的 you know I would.
如果我不得不塑造你机械设计的结构 If I had to shape the form of your mechanical design,
你知道我会的 you know I would.
天啊 你在对我做什么 Oh, my God. What are you doing to me?
你不能放这首歌 You can't play this song.
不要和我说你不喜欢这歌 Don't tell me you don't like this song.
关掉吧 Turn it off.
真的吗 Really?
关掉 Turn it off.
好吧 All right.
不要搬走 Don't move out.
我已经搬走了 I already moved out.
-求你了 -拿着这些钥匙 - Please. - Take the keys.
不 我不需要这些钥匙 No, I don't need the keys.
我另外有套备用的 你留着吧 I have another copy of them. You can keep them.
两年了 你知道我了解了你什么吗 After two years, you know what I know about you?
我知道你的两件事 I know two things about you:
你为了防尘螨吃类固醇 You take steroids for dust mites.
这是因为我过敏 It' for my allergies.
还有你睡觉的时候磨牙 And you grind your teeth when you sleep.
这就是你头痛的原因 That's why you get headaches.
那 那不是 That is... that is not...
那不是真的 that's not true.
我了解我的 那不是真的 You know me. That's not true.
我告诉过你很多事情 I've told you tons of stuff.
-奈特打过电话来了 -我告诉过你 - Nat called. - I told you...
他说他是你父亲 He said he's your father.
对个死人来说 他还真健谈 He's pretty chatty for a dead man.
我从没说过他死了 I never said he was dead.
你说了 Yes, you did.
好吧 对我来说他是死了 所以 Well, he's dead to me, so...
连你的名字都不叫弗林 Your name's not even Flynn.
不是的 Yes, it is.
好吧 弗林是我的姓 All right, Flynn's my last name.
玛姬 我不知道他和你说了 Maggie, I don't know what kind of
什么愚蠢的事情 stupid stories he's been telling you,
但不管是什么 都对我们两个没影响 but whatever it is, it's got nothing to do with us.
这就是他 他很恶毒 It' him. He's toxic.
他想要什么呢 What did he want?
他打电话想要借钱吗 收钱是吗 He called to borrow money, right, collect?
我打赌他真的也很有魅力 I bet he was real charming too.
这就是他的工作 That's how he works.
他把你拖下水 He pulls you in.
让你觉得愧疚 He makes you feel sorry for him.
在你弄明白之前 他已经得手了 And before you know it, he's in your pocket.
不要这样说他 Don't talk about him like that.
什么 What?
里奇 他打电话来说他就快死了 He called to say he was dying, Richie.
他不是要死了 还有不要叫我里奇 He isn't dying, and don't call me Richie.
如果他不是要死了 那干嘛这么说 Why would he say he's dying if he isn't dying?
因为他只会这一招 Because it's the only card he has left to play.
你不明白 You don't understand.
他不是要死了 He isn't dying.
他在说谎 He's lying.
有其父必有其子 Like father, like son.
我要见你一面 务必前来 附上航空礼券 Nat留
新泽西州 大西洋城 Atlantic City New Jersey
我要那个船 I'll take the boat.
弗林 Flynn.
见到你真好 It's good to see you.
欢迎来到我的城堡 So welcome to my casbah.
这给你 Here.
你喜欢船 You like boats.
我教过你开船 是吗 I taught you to motor a boat. Yes?
没有 No.
当然教过 在港口 Of course, out on the harbor.
是艾尔叔叔教的 That was Uncle Al.
艾尔那时候在里克尔斯岛上做拆车生意 Al was in Rikers on that chop shop deal.
不 是艾尔教的 No, it was Al.
你说的对 You're right.
-看上去你没病啊 -谢谢 - You don't look sick. - Thank you.
-你现在收听的是... -稍等 - You're listening to... - One second.
音乐 新泽西家庭有机会获得赠票 WNJ, New Jersey's home to the ticket giveaway.
第一个打通电话的 The first caller who gets through
将得到两张已售罄的五十美分演唱会门票 will win two tickets to the sold-out 50 Cent concert.
第一个打通电话的要说 我爱音乐 Going to the first caller to say, "I love WNJ."
你好 你已经在线了 Caller, you're on the air.
我是奈特·桑托斯 我爱音乐 This is Nat Santos, and I love WNJ.
恭喜你 奈特 Congratulations, Nat.
你赢得了两张五十美分的门票 You just won two tickets to the sold-out 50 Cent concert.
别挂电话 我们将记录你的信息 Hold on. We'll get your info.
恭喜 Congratulations.
可以说下你收件的姓名和地址吗 Can we get your name and where to send the tickets?
好的 奈特·桑托斯 Yes, Nat Santos,
大西洋城 邮政信箱九八一 P.O. Box 981 , Atlantic City.
-谢谢 -谢谢你 - Thank you. - Thank you.
桑托斯是什么 Santos, huh?
这是我的别名之一 It's one of my aliases.
他们会限制 They have restrictions
你打电话的次数 on how many times you can call in.
别摇头 Don't shake your head.
知道我把这些票用来干嘛吗 Know what I can scalp these tickets for?
这能可以抵上我一个月的开销 Cut my overhead for a month.
所以你现在就天天坐在这 So you sit here all day
想着从收音机里得到免费赠品吗 trying to win freebies off the radio now?
你什么时候知道我没事就坐着呢 When did you know me to sit around?
我有事情做的 你怎么样 I got things to do. How about you?
还是中规中矩吗 Still behaving yourself?
是啊 我就是这样 Yeah, I'm trying.
第一个打通电话并说对这个乐队 Two tickets going out to the first caller
名字的将得到两张票 who can correctly identify this band.
杜兰杜兰 Duran Duran.
-斯潘多芭蕾 -是杜兰杜兰 - Spandau Ballet. - Duran Duran.
斯潘多芭蕾 Spandau Ballet.
是斯潘多芭蕾吗 Is it Spandau Ballet?
对了 就是斯潘多芭蕾 Spandau Ballet is correct.
你赢得得了两张票去 You just won two tickets to the--
你是对的 You're right.
我在这做什么呢 奈特 What am I doing here, Nat?
我记不清你最后一次叫我爸是什么时候了 I can't remember the last time you called me Dad.
你告诉我你快死了 You told me you were dying.
你看起来很健康 You're obviously fine.
那你要我来做什么呢 So what is it you need me for?
想要我帮你在老年俱乐部出老千吗 Want me to help you rig a bingo game at a golden age club?
那样说就太过分了 That's so mean.
我已经不赌了 I don't do bingo anymore.
什么时候开始的呢 Since when?
自从 Since...
你离开后 you get out.
我脑子里有个烂鸡蛋 I got a rotten egg inside my head.
那是个肿瘤 It' a tumor.
恶性的 不能动手术 还在增大 Malignant, inoperable, and growing.
肿瘤在脑枕叶前的 It's preoccipital,
都是医学的胡言乱语 is the medical mumbo jumbo.
抱歉 Sorry.
我也有错 Me too.
饿了吗 You hungry?
我想喝杯咖啡 I could use a cup of coffee.
走吧 Let's go.
这些日子你都在忙什么呢 So what are you up to these days?
工作吗 Are you working?
恩 我是卫生检查官 Yeah, I'm a health inspector.
真的啊 Really?
做的顺心吗 具体做什么 Is that good? How do you do that?
我的职责就是确保 Well, I'm the guy who makes sure
你去餐厅吃饭的时候 there's no mouse turds in your salad
色拉里没老鼠屎 when you go to a restaurant.
不错啊 That's good.
什么 这就是咖啡吗 What? This is the coffee?
是啊 Yeah.
请自便 Help yourself.
我需要你开车带我去新墨西哥州 I need you to drive me to New Mexico.
那里有个治疗所 There's a treatment down there,
有种类似实验性的整体疗法 some kind of experimental holistic thing.
他们把你浸在泥里唱颂歌 They dunk you in mud, do chanting.
具体也不是很清楚 I don't know.
他们需要志愿者 我得到了免费的治疗机会 They need volunteers, so I get a freebie.
可能那只是浪费时间 Maybe it's a waste of time,
但我想放手一搏 but I figure, what the heck?
不会超过一星期的 最多了 Won't take more than a week, tops.
一星期吗 A week?
你说真的吗 Are you serious?
-是啊 -我不想带你去 - Yeah. - I'm not taking you.
为什么你不自己开车去呢 Why can't you drive yourself?
自己开车吗 Drive myself?
脑子里的东西影响了我的视力 This thing's messing with my vision.
为什么你不叫其他人帮忙呢 Why can't you get somebody else?
你不会没有其他朋友吧 Don't you have any friends?
没有我不欠他钱的朋友 None that I don't owe money to.
那么坐飞机去 反正你赢了那些礼券 So take a plane. You got all those vouchers.
为什么不用掉呢 Why don't you use them?
医生说海拔太高对我大脑不好 Doctor says altitude's bad also for my brain.
大脑会肿胀 Makes for swelling.
这里转弯 Turn in here.
我想给你看些东西 I want to show you something.
-嗨 奈特 -马蒂 - Hey, Nat. - Marty.
这是我儿子 Meet my son.
太激动人心了 What a thrill.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
马蒂一直把这个东西放在他的保湿器里 Marty's been storing it for me in his humidor.
可以保持柔软度 It keeps it soft.
这就是了 穿上看看 Here, try it on.
你认为这东西值多少 What do you think it's worth?
我不知道 I don't know.
猜一下 Take a guess.
一文不值 Nothing.
这是《大逃亡》里的史蒂夫·麦奎因穿过的 This is one of four jackets worn by Steve McQueen
四件夹克之一 in The Great Escape.
你哪弄来的 Where'd you get this?
伯特·克鲁格的 Bert Kruger.
你可能不记得他了 You probably don't remember him.
在你小时候他有个汽车销售店 He had car dealerships when you were a kid.
-是克鲁格车业 -不是的 - Kruger Motors. - No.
你妈在那工作过 Your mother worked there.
不管怎样 他在一次慈善抽奖里赢了这夹克 Anyway, he won the jacket in some charity raffle.
他把这个送给了你妈 He gave it to your mother.
在我们离婚时她把它留下了 She left it behind when we broke up.
我本想卖掉它 但后来我一想 I was going to sell it, but then I thought,
不 我要把它留给弗林 "No, i keep it for Flynny.
如果他愿意 我死后他可以把它卖了 If he wants, after I die, he can sell it."
这是储藏金 It's a nest egg.
这是贿赂 It's a bribe.
这只是件夹克 It's a jacket.
很有型的一件 A nice jacket.
你穿着不错啊 你觉得呢 Looks good on you, don't you think?
谢谢 马蒂 Thanks, Marty.
我得知道 你愿意做我的司机吗 I have to know, are you my wheel man or what?
天啊 Jeez.
你真是把我想的太好了 You know, you're really putting me on the spot here.
我有工作要做 I mean, I got a job.
我得履行义务 I got commitments.
我只带来了一个晚上的行李 I only brought an overnight bag.
其实 我不想你去工作 The fact is, I don't want you to do this.
我想让你做我司机 I need you to this.
这样会让我们变得亲密 I need to make things copasetic between us.
我知道我这个父亲做的不称职 I know I've been a terrible father.
我无法否认 It' not a thing I can ignore.
有时候 没什么特别的原因 Sometimes, for no particular reason,
生活总会逆境不断 把你击倒 life hauls off and knocks you flat,
你狠狠的摔倒在地 slams you so hard against the ground,
觉得自己的内心都被震碎了 you think that all your insides are busted.
但如果你想找东西来填补这些碎片 But if you look for something to replace what's broken,
如果够幸运的话 你会找到的 if you're lucky, you can find it.
你就是我的一切 You're all I have.
你真得脑瘤了吗 You really got a brain tumor?
你觉得我会拿脑瘤开玩笑吗 You think I'd kid around about a tumor?
我是这样想的 I do.
行了吧 Come on.
你就答应吧 Just say yes.
好吧 All right.
-好吧 -就是你了 - All right. - You're the one.
好吧 All right.
你是纯净的 纯净的火焰 You're pure, pure flame.
我会载你去的 I'll drive you.
血浓于水 Blood is thick.
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
-知道我在说什么吗 -管好你自己 - Know what I'm saying? - You behave.
那些胶粘板简直恶心死了 And these glue traps are just plain gross.
高科技应运而生 High technology arrives with the push...
你现在所做的就是尝试着遗忘 Thing you do now is try and forget it.
怎么做呢 爸爸 How, Pa?
你要怎么忘记那种事呢 How you gonna forget something like that?
我想说的是 What I'm trying to say is,
有时候 now and then,
往往没有什么理由 for no good reason a man can figure out,
生活就那样 life will just...
总会逆境不断 把你击倒 haul off and knock him flat,
你狠狠的摔倒在地 slam him again.
地面那么硬 The ground's so hard,
觉得自己的内心都被震碎了 it seems like all his insides is busted.
然后你开始在四周寻找些好东西 And you start looking around for something good
来填补这些裂痕 to take the place of the bad.
一般情况下 你还是能够找到的 As a general rule, you can find it.
看样子你都打包好了 Think you packed enough?
是不是挺酷的 Cool, no?
航空公司的新规定 New regulations at the airlines say,
你有六十天的时间来领取无人认领的行李 you got 60 days to pick up unclaimed baggage.
超过这期限之后 After that...
那就是我们的了 you belong to me.
这可是好货 This is the good stuff.
路易·威登呢 Louis Vuitton.
你都不会感到愧疚 You're not going to be sorry.
我把事情完全搞定了 I got this so totally worked out.
你不用从你口袋里挖一分钱 And you don't have to dip in your pocket for a thing,
什么小钱都不用花 完全免费 zip, zilch, not a crouton.
这趟旅行算我的 This trip's on me,
甚至最后的枕边巧克力也算我的 ever last pillow chocolate.
听起来真不错 That is good news.
当然了 Of course.
我订了五星级的酒店 I got us set up in five-star places.
等着看吧 Wait'll you see.
你肯定会震惊的 You're going to be shocked and awed.
出发啦 Let's go.
你把车停在哪一区了 What ZIP code did you park in?
找到我们的车了 Oh, here's our ride.
你搞什么啊 Are you shittin' me?
全年免费的轮胎和汽油 Free wheels and gas for a year.
我要做的就是每个月开一千英里 All I have to do is drive 1,000 miles a month.
没门 No way.
不要 不要 不要 No, no, no.
为什么不呢 Why not?
不 我才不要坐进去 No, I'm not getting in there.
我不要开这玩意 I'm not getting in that.
别装了 Don't be a snob.
不要 No.
你知道吗 You know what?
你完全疯了 You are completely insane.
-你快走吧 -正准备走呢 走了 - You're gone. - Going, going, gone.
上车 Get in the car.
别 别把那玩意放在那里 Don't... don't put that there.
放到边上去 Put that over here.
别挂那玩意儿 臭死了 No, don't put that on. That stinks.
你的玛姬怎么样了 What about your Maggie?
你们是认真的吗 Is it serious?
因为她接了你的电话 'Cause she's answering your telephone.
确实是 It is.
不要重蹈我的覆辙 Don't do what I did.
别让好女人溜走了 Don't let go of something special,
根据我的经验 机会只有一次 'cause, in my experience, it comes along once.
好吧 谢谢你的建议 Okay. Thanks for the advice.
她甩的你吧 She dumped you, right?
没错 我就是神通广大 Yeah, I'm psychic.
从这拐弯 Turn in here.
我们要停一下 We need to make a stop.
怎么 你要尿尿吗 What, you got to take a piss?
不 右转 我有个惊喜 No, make a right. I got a surprise.
右转就是了 Just make a right.
什么样的惊喜 What kind of surprise?
我们还没走多远呢 We just got on the road.
我感觉正好呢 I was feeling good.
理发美甲店
小小的修整打扮一下 再重新上路 Little trim, a spruce-up, get back on the highway.
我不需要休息 I don't need a little trim.
我向你保证 这的妞儿可正点了 I promise you, these women are good,
而且一毛钱都不用花 and it's not going to cost a dime.
到底怎么回事 What the heck?
她们没有执照吗 无所谓 They don't have their license? Big deal.
她们的手法专业就行了 They're about to be very good at what they do.
搞定了 There you go.
奈特是我们最喜欢的客人之一 Yeah, Nat is one of our favorites.
-他什么都愿意试 -是吗 - He's up for anything. - Oh, yeah?
去年夏天我帮他弄了个印第安发型 He let me put his hair in a Mohawk last summer.
不是吧 No.
我打赌有这么个爸 你童年肯定很多乐趣 I bet it was great growing up with a dad like that.
是啊 Yeah.
如果不是为了你爸 You know, if it wasn't for Nat,
我是不会来这里的 I wouldn't be here.
培训费太贵了 Tuition's real pricey.
什么 他替你付了培训费吗 What, he paid your tuition?
也不全是 Not exactly.
但你爸认识一个人 But he knew a guy
他的老婆怀不上孩子 whose wife was having a hard time getting knocked up,
于是你爸想到了我 你懂我意思吧 so your dad thought of me, if you know what I mean.
我不敢问下去了 I'm afraid to ask.
他卖了我的卵子 He sold my eggs.
剩下的钱还够我买一辆新车呢 Got me enough for a new car too.
是的 奈特太厉害了 Yep, Nat's the bomb.
雪莉 看看你都做了什么 Sherry, what have you done?
好多了 So much better.
你喜欢这发型吗 You like it?
当然了 Yeah, yeah.
小费 Tips.
全是优质的服务 All around excellent service.
免费享用30分钟 好好享受吧 30 free minutes. Enjoy.
谢谢 Thank you.
太喜欢你了 I'm crazy about you.
好的 Okay.
不错吧 Good?
他们是不是只会剪一种发型啊 They only do one haircut here, huh?
我早知道你的头发够蓬松 I always knew you had big hair.
这些妞儿 她们替我打理好一切 Women, they take care of everything for me.
她们是我的圣徒 They're saints.
弗林 Flynn.
拍的不错哦 There's a good one.
拍这干啥 What was that for?
你想把我弄瞎吗 Are you trying to blind me?
我要放在钱包里 It's for my wallet.
我上次给你照相是什么时候了 When's the last time I had a picture of you?
是我的警局存档照片 My mug shot.
那照片真的行吗 Does that thing even work anyway?
三个盒盖 还有七块二的邮费和手续费 Three box tops and $1.20 post and handling,
当然可以 of course.
三十天的无限制通话时间 30 days unlimited airtime.
这是促销产品 It' promotional.
拿几个吧 Take a couple.
我想问你几个问题 Hey, let me ask you a question.
什么问题 Yeah?
你最后一次花钱买东西是什么时候 When was the last time you actually paid for something?
你知道我过去六个月花了多少现金吗 You know how much I'm out-of-pocket in the last six months?
五十美分 50 cents.
五千六百块 而且我什么都有 $900, and I've wanted for nothing.
房租 食物 日用品 Rent, food, sundries,
甚至还有娱乐活动 entertainment, even.
每天花不到三十四元 That works out to under $5 a day.
如果你不吃饭 还能只花二十二元呢 Well, if you stopped eating, you'd cut it down to three.
你知道有多少人能像我这样吗 Do you know how many people could do what I'm doing?
你看到可能是个怪老头 You may see a curious old person,
但我觉得自己是个老帅哥 but I see a good-looking older guy
牢牢把握着自己的人生 who's making the system work for him.
我在勤俭节约方面做得很好 I do quite well, you know, in my modest way.
有点像苦行僧的风格 It's sort of monkish.
我所需要的就是我的碗 All I need is my bowl.
用我的棍子敲打着碗 四处乞讨 I go from village to village, tapping with my stick.
谁教你开车的 Who taught you how to drive?
你开的真烂 You're a terrible driver.
烂得跟我似的 You're a lot like me.
奈特 Nat.
-你还好吗 -是的 - You all right. - Yeah.
有吃的 Food.
咱们吃饭去 Let's eat.
谁安排这路线犯人 和心电图似的 Who planned this route? It's like an EKG.
安排的相当好 It's worked out exactly.
我们沿着回忆之路旅行 We do a trip down memory lane,
而且每三百英里 plus there's an IHOP and a Chevron station
就有一家早餐连锁店和雪弗龙维修站 every 300 miles.
我有免费的汽油用 I get free gas.
还有比这更好的事吗 It's the best of all possible worlds.
走吧 Let's go.
每天都是我的生日 Every day's my birthday,
因为我认识一个做假驾照的人 'cause I got a guy who does drivers licenses.
看着 Watch.
欢迎来到早餐连锁店 Welcome to IHOP.
谢谢 亲爱的 琼斯上班吗 Thank you, darling. Is Jones on the grill?
天啊 他几年前去世了 Oh, God, no. He died years ago.
好了 别说了 No. Enough said.
愿他的灵魂得以安息 May he rest in peace.
我们要靠窗的卡座 We'll have a window booth.
靠窗的卡座 Window booth.
你可能不记得琼斯 You might not remember Jonesy.
他做的鲁本三明治棒极了 Wonderful Reuben sandwich.
谢谢 Thank you.
你们这最贵的菜是什么 What's the most expensive dish you have?
鸡肉套餐 Chicken combo.
八十四元 It's $11.99.
我们要两份 We'll have two.
好的 Yes.
-女士 -怎么了 - Ma'am? - Mm-hmm.
看这里 Right here.
谢谢 Thank you.
许个愿 Make a wish.
-不要 -抓住骨头 - Nah - Grab the bone.
-我不做这事 -来吧 - I don't do that stuff. - Come on.
不 这是巫术 No, it's voodoo stuff.
来吧 别那么古板 Come on. Don't be a stick in the mud.
抓住骨头 Grab the bone.
-我不迷信 -抓住骨头 - I'm not superstitious. - Grab the bone.
我希望我可以穿过自己的私人海滩 I wish I could run across my own private beach
然后跳进大海里 and jump in the ocean.
你的愿望呢 What about you?
你以前想要一艘船吧 You wanted a boat.
我过去想要很多东西 I used to want a lot of things.
阿尔图纳市 Altoona.
我们曾度过了美好的时光 We had good times here.
你真这么想吗 Are you serious?
这以前可是我们的地盘 This was our turf.
父亲和儿子 Father and son.
你知道我最后一次叫你爸爸是什么时候吗 You want to know the last time I called you Dad?
就在这里 阿尔图纳 It was right here in Altoona.
我说 谢谢你 爸爸 I said, "Thanks, Dad,"
就在他们裁定我有大盗窃罪之后 right after they found me guilty of grand larceny.
我当时大意了 I took my eye off the ball.
真的 Definitely, I did.
我宁愿坐牢的是我 I was willing to do the time.
你有前科 You had a record.
那就要坐十年牢 You would've done ten years.
但你雇了那个小丑 And then you hired that clown
来假扮律师 impersonating a lawyer.
他还保证我会没事 And he guaranteed I'd get off.
每个人都说他很棒 Everybody said he was tops.
看着我 Hey, look at me.
十一个月又一周零三天 11 months, a week, and 3 days
在国家监狱的生活 爸 at Rahway, Dad.
祝你生日快乐 Many happy returns of the day to you.
长命百岁 Many happy returns.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
早餐连锁店祝你快乐 Many happy returns from IHOP.
这就行了 谢谢 That's all right. Thank you.
谁是寿星呢 Which one's the birthday boy?
-是我 谢谢 -生日快乐 - That's me. Thank you. - Well, Happy birthday.
-好的 谢谢你 -不客气 - All right, thanks. - Don't mention it.
生日快乐 Happy Birthday.
我还有别的选择吗 Can I pick them or what?
这是谁的房子 Wow. Whose house is it?
我们新交的好朋友 Our new best friend.
他的名字叫无名氏 His name's Nobody,
他的房子就是我们的房子 and su casa's our casa.
两千七百个地区的房屋出售清单 For-sale listings in 2,700 counties.
我不知道我为什么在想 I don't know why I was thinking
你会请我住汽车旅馆呢 you might spring for a motel.
进去吧 Let's go.
我不会进去的 Oh, hey, I'm not going in there.
为什么不呢 这是空房子 Why not? It' empty.
我有前科 这是违法的 I'm an ex-con, and it's illegal.
让我们去看看床怎么样 Let's check out the bed situation.
我希望它们足够结实 I hope they got a firm rack.
真是累坏了 These doggies are tired.
做个好梦 Sweet dreams.
我还是去车里睡吧 I'm just going to go sleep in the car.
好吧 那你睡在车里吧 Yeah, sleep in the car.
你好 这是玛姬 有事请留言 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
你在吗 Hi, are you there?
我在大马路上 I'm on the road...
和我爸爸一起 with my father.
我想我可能要离开几天 I think I'm going to be gone a few days.
你是对的 You were right.
虽然我不想这么说 It hurts me to say this,
但唯一了解我的人确实是他 but the only person who really knows me is him.
这事实还真是让我大吃一惊 And that scares the hell out of me.
总之 Anyway...
我也不知道 可能太晚了 I don't know. Maybe it's too late.
但即使你讨厌我 But even if you hate me,
我也想让你知道你讨厌的是什么人 I want you to know who you're hating.
事实上 我不是加拿大人 The thing is, I'm not from Canada.
我出生在新泽西州的希考克斯 I was born in Secaucus, New Jersey.
我没有兄弟姐妹 I don't have any brothers or sisters.
我从小没有妈妈 I grew up without a mother
因为我爸爸把她赶走了 because my father drove her away.
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有人吗 Hello?
奈特 Nat!
我有枪 I got a gun!
里奇 Richie.
别叫我里奇 Don't call me Richie.
弗林 Flynny.
见到你总是很高兴 Always good to see you.
我睡得像只北极熊 I slept like a polar bear.
睡得真好 So good.
我得来点咖啡 I need coffee.
八十三英里外有家不错的汽车旅馆 There's a wonderful motel 83 miles away.
有咖啡和酥皮甜饼的免费券哦 Comps on coffee and Danish.
7-11便利店 The 7-Eleven.
或者我们可以现在就买一杯咖啡 Or we could buy a cup now.
我们在这儿挺好 We're doing so good here.
不要浪费钱在高级货上 Let's not blow it on luxury items.
一起来锻炼吧 Come on. Come on.
惨了 Perfect.
放松 放松 Take it easy. Take it easy.
很好 Lovely.
这里是最安全的社区 And it is just the safest neighborhood.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
有什么可以帮您的吗 Can I help you?
可惜你爱莫能助 亲爱的 Wish you could, darling.
这个房子真好 我们很喜欢 The house is wonderful. We like it.
事实上 我和我的伴侣 The fact is, my partner and I
想找风水更好的房子 are looking for something a little more feng shui-ish.
这个房子真好 不是吗 The house is wonderful, though, isn't it?
拱形屋顶 Vaulted ceilings.
慢慢来 亲爱的 Take it easy, honey.
我们才看了一栋房子 It' the first place we've seen.
这里完全符合我的要求 谢谢 It's got everything. Thank you.
我们脱身了 We escaped.
印第安纳州 布卢明顿市
上一次我开车横跨全国 Last time I drove across country,
花了四天时间 it took me four days.
-我跟你说过吗 -没有 - Did I tell you that? - No.
恍如隔世 A lifetime ago.
四天完美的时光 Four perfect days.
旅程在墨西哥的一个海滩结束 很冷 We wound up on a beach in Mexico, freezing.
白沙 湛蓝的海水 White sand, clear blue water,
你妈看着我 好像我就是她的真命天子 your mother looking up at me like I was the one.
当下我向你妈求婚 That's when I asked her to marry me.
然后我们做爱了 Then we did it,
两次 或许三次 twice, maybe three times.
信不信由你 Yeah, shake your head.
这些都是回忆啊 These are memories.
你会明白什么是回忆 You'll see what it's like
当身不由己的时候 when things stop happening on command.
小弟弟降半旗了 Half mast.
我还没死就这样了 I'm not even dead yet.
你什么意思 阳痿了吗 What are you saying, you're impotent?
我是说 小弟弟大部分时间都不能升旗了 I'm saying, I can't get it up most of the time.
从什么时候开始的 Since when?
从... Since...
很难说 Uh, it's hard to say.
几年前 也许是五年前 Couple of years, maybe five.
那你吃那种药了吗 Well, have you tried taking those pills?
那些药是垃圾 不管用 They're junk. They don't work.
你从哪买的 水果摊吗 Where'd you buy them, off a fruit truck?
有差别吗 What difference does it make?
药不管用 我的小弟弟也不管用 They don't work. I don't work.
时间不止 Clock's ticking.
上次的寻欢作乐也没用 One last frolic is not going to stop that, is it?
密苏里州 春田市
用这个付油钱 Use this for the gas.
低糖公司的人会来取 The Sweet 'N Low people will pick it up.
我马上回来 Be back in a flash.
送餐服务 Room service, please.
送餐服务 有什么可以帮您的 Room service. How may I help you?
我要给我和我太太订早午餐 Yes, we'd like to order up some brunch, my wife and I.
哪个房间 What room, please?
120房间 Room 120.
好的 All right.
-谢谢 -请稍等 - Thank you so much. - Please hold.
好的 我等着 Yes, I'll wait.
谢谢 Thank you.
先生 Sir.
请把托盘放在门口好吗 Could you leave the tray outside the door?
我太太心情不好 My wife is under the weather,
我不想打扰她 and I'm trying not to disturb her.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
我可以把小费加在账单里吗 May I add the tip to the check?
当然 Sure.
给你 你的小费 There. That's for you.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
-谢谢 先生 -不客气 - Thank you, sir. - Please.
谢你才是 Thank you.
你好 我是玛姬 请留言 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
你好 是我 Hey, it's me.
在吗 Are you there?
你在吗 在吗 在吗 Are you there? Are you there? Are you there?
好吧 另一条供认 Okay, another confession.
这个... Um, this is...
这个有点棘手 This is a little tricky.
我给你讲个故事 I'm gonna--I'm gonna tell you a story, okay?
开始了 Here we go.
我爸以前有一台破旧的野马牌车 My father drove a beat-up Mustang
开了十五万英里 with 150,000 miles on it,
正常人会买台新车 about the time a sane person buys a new car.
但他不买 But not him.
他租了台新的野马牌车 He rents a new Mustang,
拆卸了重要零件并换到他的破车上 strips it, and swaps the parts with his hunk of junk.
然后还了车 抱怨车很烂 Then he returns the rental, complains it's a lemon,
拿回了四百七十块 and gets his $69 back.
你猜发生了什么 But guess what.
这次他被抓包了 This time, they nailed him.
猜猜还发生什了 And guess what else.
租约上写的是我的名字 My name was on the lease.
很搞吧 Okay?
你可以猜得到结局 You can guess the rest.
好了 All right.
我回头再打给你 I'm going to call you back.
我在想我们从巴尔港偷来的 I'm thinking about those lobster dinners
龙虾晚餐 we pinched from that place up in Bar Harbor.
难忘的美味 Could you forget the taste,
唇齿留香 新鲜大龙虾 the flavor, the freshness?
就好像刚从海里捞出来一样 It was like the ocean.
吃点东西 Eat something.
你不能靠咖啡生存 You can't live on coffee.
我很累 I'm tired.
你那是沮丧 You're depressed.
任何人在你的情形下都会感觉很糟糕 Anybody in your situation's got to feel like junk.
诀窍是别再想被人甩的这件事了 The trick is to take your mind off getting dumped.
危机也是转机 Every obstacle is an opportunity.
试着这样想想 Think about it this way.
你有一个全新的开始 You have a clean slate.
没女人 没工作 No girl. No job.
没有任何牵绊 No nothing to hold you back.
你怎么知道我工作的事情的 How did you know about my job?
那封信是你寄给卫生部的吧 You sent that letter to the health department?
事情都过去了 The whole thing was beneath you.
你让我丢了工作 You got me fired.
我是帮你一个忙 I did you a favor.
你想未来三十年每天打卡上下班吗 You want to spend the next 30 years punching a clock?
事情不是明摆着吗 Things are out there.
美好的生活才开始 Life is out there.
有天你会感谢我的 One day, you're going to say thank you.
谢谢 老爸 Thank you, Dad.
没什么啦 Oh, it was nothing.
怎么啦 What's wrong?
没事吧 弗林 Come on, Flynn.
别那么较真 好不好 Don't be so serious, huh?
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我在干嘛 What am I doing?
我在你付钱的房间里过夜 I'm spending the night in a room you're paying for.
然后明天 And then tomorrow,
我坐最早的火车或汽车或卡车 I'm on the first train, bus, or pickup truck
离开这儿 the hell out of here.
你妈和我是在世和豪生大饭店结婚的 Your mother and I got married in a HoJo's.
宴会厅费用是五千六百元 They wanted $800 for the banquet room.
当时 Back then,
还好我聪明 good for me,
跟夜班经理做了个交易 I was able to swing a deal with the night manager.
我们在大厅办了一个高雅而低调的结婚典礼 We had a tasteful, low-key ceremony in the lobby
才花了四十五元 for $50.
谁知道有什么区别啊 Who knew the difference?
谁能看出有什么区别啊 Who could tell the difference?
弗林 Flynn?
我去喝杯酒 I'm going to go have a drink...
认识几个朋友 Meet some people,
找点乐子 have some fun.
你好 比尔和贝蒂·里奇满 Hi. Bill and Betty Richmond.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hey.
谢谢 Thank you.
看起来像个热闹的聚会 Sounds like a shindig.
我不知道 先生 I wouldn't know, sir.
外套很不错 Good blazer.
我有件很类似的 I had one almost like it.
扣子不一样 Different buttons.
布鲁克斯兄弟牌的吗 Brooks Brothers.
西尔斯的 Sears.
很可靠的商店 Solid store.
退货政策很好 Good return policy.
有什么可以帮您的吗 Is there something I can help you with?
随便聊聊 Ah, shooting the breeze.
你头发真长 I must say, that's some serious hair you got there.
你上次剪头发是什么时候 When's the last time you cut it?
九年前 Nine years.
真了不起 That's really something.
事实上 再长长十三英寸我就打破县记录了 Actually, another 1 3 inches, and I beat the county record.
真不错 Good for you.
当然 多瑞·延森保持着 Of course, Dory Jensen's got the
五点二英尺的州记录 state sewn up at 5'2".
头发很重要 Oh, hair is important.
我喜欢打理头发 I'm a fan.
我头发一直很好 I've always had good hair.
很高兴我们可以分享这些 It's nice we can share that.
从东部来的吗 From back East?
布鲁克林 Brooklyn.
皇后区 Queens.
你介意我进去喝杯鸡尾酒吗 Do you mind if I go inside and have a cocktail?
我口渴 I'm thirsty.
牙齿美白产品销售前景乐观... Sales of teeth-bleaching kits brighten...
上季度增长了2.8% Up 2.8% in the last quarter,
牛皮癣药膏销量大幅下跌 while psoriasis ointment dried up substantially...
下降了5.5% Up 5.5%.
最后 我们的通便剂部门 And finally, in our laxative department,
我很高兴的宣布订单增加了 I'm pleased to announce that back orders have loosened up.
他是谁啊 Who is that?
你开玩笑的 对吧 You're kidding, right?
没有 No.
他是新的首席执行官 That's the new CEO.
他真无趣 Wow, he's so boring.
天啊 Jesus.
我想我们以前没见过 I don't think we've met.
里克·卡尔森 Rick Carlson.
年度最佳销售代表 Sales rep of the year.
当然 Of course.
幸会 里奇 Kudos, Rick.
你让我们都很羞愧 You put us all to shame.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you very much.
你的名字是 I didn't catch your name.
里奇 弗林 Richie Flynn.
弗林 你在哪个办公室 What office are you in, Flynn?
托皮卡(美国堪萨斯州首府） Topeka.
你跟提姆·韦伯一起工作是吧 Oh, you work with Tim Webber, then?
小韦伯 T-Bird?
我更喜欢认为他跟我工作 I like to think he works with me.
那个混球还没来 You know, that bastard hasn't even shown up yet.
太小气了都不舍得买西服 Too cheap to buy a suit.
他去年的奖金 With the bonus he got last year,
可以给在座所有人买套新西服了 he got buy us all brand-new suits
还可以再给他太太做个整容 and maybe a little bit of plastic surgery for that wife of his.
是啊 但他太太人挺好的 Yeah, but she's a nice person.
人好跟长相没关系 Nice ain't got nothing to do with it.
嘴挺毒啊 Woof.
是啊 That's right.
这酒不错 This is the good stuff.
感谢我太太 Thank the little woman for that.
她一手操办了这个宴会 She put this whole thing together.
但说句你跟我之间的悄悄话 But between you and me,
她三个星期以来 that's the only thing
只忙着操办宴会了 she put together in the last three weeks.
亲爱的 Honey?
失陪 Excuse me.
跟里奇 弗林打个招呼 Say hello to Richie Flynn.
他在韦伯的办公室 He's in Webber's office.
我太太 克莱尔 My wife, Claire.
太好了 谢谢 Wonderful. Thank you.
-祝贺你丈夫获奖 -谢谢 - Congratulations. - Oh, yes.
在桌子中间的是杂种香水蔷薇吗 Are these hybrid tea roses in the centerpieces?
是的 Well, yes.
真好 Brilliant.
谢谢你注意到了 Thank you for noticing.
谢谢你办了这么好的宴会 Thank you for making a beautiful thing tonight.
谢谢 Thank you so much.
整个宴会办的很成功 你知道吗 The whole thing, it's so well done, you know?
我很荣幸 It's my pleasure.
你做园艺吗 Do you garden?
是的 I do.
-我也是 -很好 - Me too. - Oh, that's nice.
我喜欢种东西 I like to grow things.
你喜欢下厨吗 Oh, do you cook?
是的 I do.
还记得吗 Do you remember?
九月的第一个夜晚 The very first night of September.
爱改变了伪装者的心 Love was changing the minds of pretenders,
还驱散了阴霾 while chasing the clouds away.
我的心在蠢蠢欲动 Our hearts are ringing.
我的灵魂在歌唱 In the key that our souls were singing.
当我们在夜晚跳舞的时候 请记住 As we dance in the night, remember,
星星是如何偷走了夜色 how the stars stole the night away.
你好 韦伯来了 Hey, here's Webber.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - Hey.
看到那个跟我老婆跳舞的傻瓜了吗 See that jackass over there dancing with my wife?
看到了 Yeah.
你认识他吗 You know him?
从没见过他 Never seen him before in my life.
帮我拿一下 Hold this.
我的思绪跟随着你 My thoughts are with you.
真心的握着你的手 Holding hands with the heart,
见到你 to see you.
等下别走 哥们儿 Whoa, whoa, whoa there, buddy.
你到底是谁 Who the hell are you?
这是提姆·韦伯 你老板 This is Tim Webber, your "Boss."
喂 等等 Whoa, wait a minute.
干吗要打架啊 Why are we fighting?
我们还没打呢 哥们 We're not fighting yet, buddy.
你还好吗 我没事 你呢 Are you all right? I'm all right. You all right?
我非常不爽 I'm not all right, no.
-你他妈到底是谁 -我是里奇 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Richie.
我不认识你 韦伯也不认识你 I don't know who you are. Webber has no idea who you are.
哥们 我是里奇 T-Bone, I'm Rich--
我要打掉你的狗牙 I'm gonna knock your teeth out, pal.
我来干他 Let me.
劳驾 大家让开好吗 Excuse me. Can we step aside?
站开一点 谢谢 Step aside, please.
这人是我的手下 This man is under my orders.
奈特·桑托斯 受雇于卫生部 Nat Santos, county health department.
这次时间选择欠佳 Apologize for the timing,
但是我们正在进行一次 but we're in the midst
对餐饮场所的卧底调查 of an undercover investigation of the premises,
而就目前来看 这里有诸多卫生问题 which has several outstanding health code violations.
等等 你是说你派这个家伙来这 Wait a minute, are you telling me you send this guy here
吃我们的喝我们的还调戏我老婆 to drink our booze and make the moves on my wife?
我得好好揍你一顿 I ought to kick your ass.
别 别 咱们还是报警吧 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, let's just call the cops.
好的 叫吧 Sure, call 'em.
你们拨电话的时候 And while you're dialing,
我就要停掉这个派对 I'm going to go ahead and shut this party down.
-你说什么 -你是负责人吗 - What? - Are you in charge here?
不是 No.
里奇 是你老婆搞得这次活动对吧 Rick, your wife did kind of put this together, huh?
好的 你给我过来 Great, why don't you come with me.
咱们好好来看看厨房 Let's go have a look at the kitchen.
好样的 Yeah.
好的 咱们走 Yeah, let's go.
这里显示一百十四度 So I'm showing 114 degrees here.
根据我的标准 低了十度 That's 10 degrees below my standards,
比大部分餐厅标准低了二十度 20 degrees below most restaurant standards.
你还有什么可说的 That good enough for you?
无话可说吧 No, it isn't.
我也无话可说了 It' not good enough for me either.
帮我把它扔了 谢谢 Throw that out, please.
你得过食源性疾病吗 You ever had a foodborne illness?
你们有没有一泻千里的时候 Have you ever launched stomach contents north?
你们有没有经常性的呕吐 Have you had vomit come up at high velocity?
这是最糟糕的情况 It' a hideous situation in the end.
那就是每天上吐下泻 Give me diarrhea over vomit any day.
这里的情况也不怎么样啊 I am not liking the look of this.
这里怎么了 What is going on?
他怎么躺在地上 Why is he on the floor?
宝贝 没事的 好吗 Honey, relax, okay?
我这就处理好 Give me a minute.
不明有机物积累 Accumulation of unidentified organic matter,
对寄生虫的生长繁殖 harborage, or conditions conducive...
极其有利 to vermin.
你知道这是什么吗 Do you know what this is?
那是粪便吗 Is it poop?
我要去查查餐车柜台了 I'm going to go check the buffet.
别去查了 Not the buffet.
这些人是好人 These are decent people.
你就别为难他们了 Give them a break.
我见过他就因为一个热锅而关掉餐馆 I've seen him shut people down over a chafing dish.
我能跟你私下说几句吗 Could I talk to you for one second?
我跟你说啊 给点现金意思意思就行了 I'll tell you, you know, a little cash wouldn't hurt.
整个卫生部都腐败着呢 The entire agency is corrupt.
每个人都心知肚明的 Everybody knows that.
没问题 哥们 这好说 No problem. No problem, buddy.
好的 多谢了 Yeah, thanks. Thanks.
恩 谢了 Yeah. Thanks.
麻烦你了 多谢照顾 Thank you. Thank you very much.
他真是个好人啊 What a nice guy he was.
上车吧 Get in.
我就应该把你扔在那 I should've left you there.
但是你没有 But you didn't.
我就应该 I should have.
俄克拉荷马州 塔尔萨
你好 我是玛姬 请留言 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
又是我 It's me again.
我不知道他是不是真的病了 I don't know if he's dying.
但是如果他骗我 我会杀了他的 But if he isn't, I'm going to kill him.
你知道的 我是个骗子 耍些小手段 You know, I was a hustler, a petty scammer.
从我记事起 这就是我的老本行 As far back as I can remember, that's what I did.
这就是我们的行当 我们还很高明 That's what we did, and we were good at it.
现在仍然如此 Still are.
待会打给你 I'll call you back.
-穿上这个 -不 我不想穿 - Put this on. - No, no.
-求你了 -我又不冷 - Please. - I'm not cold.
我要给你看点东西 There's something I need to show you.
六三年的科威尔 我开过的最好的车 A '63 Corvair, best car I ever drove.
我第一次就在这车里干的 First time I got nookie was in this car.
好吧 类似而已 Well, similar.
站在车旁边 Stand by the car.
我来给你们合一张影 I want a picture of the both of yous.
为什么 你在这里干过 好恶心 Why? You got nookie in that car; that's gross.
别啊 我要装在我的钱包里 去吧 No, for my wallet. Let's go.
就算我不能开车了 我还能看看照片 If I can't drive one, I can take a picture.
说 茄子 Say, "Holy moly, guacamole."
很好 Nice.
挺帅的 是吧 Looks good, huh?
俄克拉荷马州 埃尔克城
欢迎来到仙人掌别墅 Welcome to Cactus Villas,
这里设备齐全 专为老年人设计的 a self-contained community for the sunset years.
现在呢 Now, after--
欢迎 Welcome.
你好啊 Hi.
欢迎 Welcome.
九十分钟的销售介绍过后 After my 90-minute sales presentation,
我们邀请你们所有老年人 we invite each one of you active seniors
在我们一期 to spend the weekend in
观景房间中度过周末 one of our phase one mountain view units.
这个不错 Nice one.
现在 大家看看这张图 Now, if you'll look at my diagram here,
一期房间是在整个小区的西部 the phase one units are on the west side of the property.
每个房间都有独立厨房 Each unit contains a kitchen
还有一到两间卧室 and either one or two bedrooms
都是精心装修 独具匠心 decorated in its own unique style.
这里不错 This is good.
这是我教会你的 I taught you that.
不 是艾尔叔叔教的 It was Uncle Al.
艾尔叔叔 什么都是艾尔叔叔 Uncle Al, Uncle Al, blah, blah.
他讨厌我的猫 所以我把他撵走了 He hated my cat, so I kicked him out.
你知道问号 Did you know that the question mark--
什么问号 What question mark?
就是那个符号 问号 The symbol, the question mark,
就像一句话的末尾 有个问号 like at the end of a sentence, it's a question.
-就是语法里的东西 -对的 - Like in grammar? - Yeah.
它是源于一个象形文字 It was originally a hieroglyphic symbol
就是从后面看一只猫屁股 which came from the view of the ass of a cat
它正在远离你 as it's walking away from you.
解释下 Explain.
因为 当一只猫远离你时 Well, because when a cat walks away from you,
你会感到不安 you feel insecure;
你对自我很不确定 这是一种疑虑 you're unsure of yourself, it's doubt.
我知道了 问号嘛 I see. A question mark.
你是说那个形状 那个尾巴 You mean like the thing, the tail--
没错 你看着它 你就看到尾巴 Yeah, you look at it, you see the tail.
然后呢 And then the--pfft. Pop.
-有个洞 -恩 屁眼 - The a-hole. - The asshole.
恩 听起来像是艾尔说的 Well, sounds like Al.
可疑的混蛋 Dubious a-hole.
你怎么和他对着干啊 What do you got against Al?
你得去问他了 You'll have to ask him.
他什么都教给你了 He taught you everything else you know.
好的 左转还是右转 All right, left or right?
哪边啊 左还是右 Which way, left or right?
左转 Left.
-左转还是右转 -左转 左转 - Left or right? - Left. Left.
这就是那栋房子 Here's the house.
停在这 Pull in here.
你认识这个人吗 Do you know this person?
德州 阿马里洛
恩 我认识 Yes, I do.
好好回想下 Think back.
多洛雷斯·琼斯 Dolores Jones.
她是选美比赛的冠军 She won a beauty contest.
你对她有感觉 我懂的 You had the hots for her, I sensed it.
对 她是我保姆 Yeah, she was my babysitter.
没错 她搬过来住了 Yes. She moved here.
我们还有联系 We stayed in touch.
我觉得咱们应该顺路拜访一下 I thought you and I could stop in for a visit.
你长大了 You're older now.
也许你能 你懂的 Maybe you could, you know--
用英语怎么说 how you say in English?
搞定她 Seal the deal.
为什么性无能的人总是喜欢谈性 Why is it guys with E.D. Can't stop talking about sex?
有什么错呢 What's wrong?
你对通奸有偏见吗 You got something against fornication?
-看看你 -你来的真早 - Look at you. - You're early.
我正准备游会儿泳呢 I was just about to take a dip.
看看你 风韵犹存啊 There you are. Time stands still.
这是我儿子 Here he is.
小鸡子弗林吗 Skinny Flynny?
瞧他长得多壮实 Look who filled out.
他比较胆小 He's gun shy.
进来吧 Come on in.
我正准备做点鸡尾酒呢 I was just about to make some cocktails.
行李随便放在哪都行 Put your bags anywhere.
不是这边 那边 Not there. Over there.
这里真不错啊 This is real nice.
别客气了 Oh, don't be polite.
你知道我总是搬来搬去的 You know I never stay in one place too long.
对吧 奈特 lsn't that right, Nat?
我们身上蚂蚁到处爬了 We got ants in our pants.
是啊 是啊 Yes, we do.
来这里 Come on out.
我们出发之前 先来点台克利酒吧 Before we take off, how about a daiquiri?
好的 Absolutely.
那么 弗林 我最后一次听说 So, Flynny, last thing I heard,
你在卖洗衣用品 you were selling washers and dryers.
我想起来了 Oh, I know.
你现在正在监管餐厅卫生呢 You're shutting down restaurants.
是的 但是没干好啊 Yeah, didn't work out.
帮我拿点甜酒来添满饮料 How about grabbing the rum and topping off these drinks?
好的 Sure.
而我呢 要去穿点衣服 And I am going to go put some clothes on.
没问题 Oh, no argument.
绝对没有 Never.
不好意思 Hey, sorry.
你们自便吧 Make yourselves comfortable.
他会的 Oh, he will.
及时行乐就是我的格言 Comfortable? That's my motto.
很棒吧 Cool, no?
我跟你说过我会安排好的 I told you I would set us up.
别忍着了 Don't hold back.
不 尔等不会被饥饿与疫病打倒 No, thou shalt not perish by plague or by famine yet.
但尔等会因毒而亡 So shalt thou perish by pestilence,
所以 剃胡子怎么了 so why bother shaving?
你太奇怪了 You're so weird.
我去后院池子里晒会儿太阳 I'm gonna catch some rays by the pool.
你带她去个幽静的地方 喝点鸡尾酒 Why don't you take her someplace nice and buy her a cocktail.
-这个以备不时之需 -不 - Here, for later. - Oh, no.
夜明避孕套吗 Glow-in-the-dark condoms?
这是加大号的 巨套 They're extra large, jumbo.
这是夜明的避孕套啊 They're glow-in-the-dark, for God's sake.
检查检查小洞那里 可能是中国制造 Check for pinholes. Might be Chinese.
看看你 Look at you.
大美人 Scheherazade.
如果她现在参加那次选美比赛 She could win a beauty contest
还能封后呢 as we speak.
是啊 老爸 可是你不在场啊 Yeah, well, you're not so bad yourself there, daddy.
好的 小甜心 咱们出发吧 Okay, sugar shorts, let's hit the road.
那就走吧 Let's do it.
前门等我 Hold down the fort.
我来收拾下厨房 I'm gonna clean the kitchen.
太好了 Perfect.
那么 So...
你不看小孩了吧 I take you're not still babysitting.
怎么了 你需要吗 Why, do you need one?
总会需要的 是的 Mm, from time to time, yeah.
那你干什么呢 So what are you doing?
干点这 干点那 This and that.
-什么 -恩 - Yeah? - Yeah.
拿到了我的公正人执照 Got my notary's license.
-是吗 -是啊 - Did you? - Mm-hmm.
那恭喜了啊 Congratulations.
其实 这是奈特的建议 Well, it was Nat's idea.
他真是贴心啊 He's so thoughtful.
你记得他送给我那个粉色的包包吗 Remember when he got me that pink briefcase
那时候我刚高中毕业 when I graduated high school?
是啊 我还记得他是偷的 Yeah, I also remember he didn't pay for it.
现在还很好看呢 It was still nice.
行吧 All right.
你曾经是那么的痴迷于我 You used to have the most pitiful crush on me.
我才没有呢 I did not.
我曾是你的梦中情人 I was your dream girl.
好吧 那时候是 Yeah, all right, you were.
你记得我跟你洗泡泡浴的时候吗 Remember when I used to give you those bubbles baths?
记不清了 Vaguely.
你还沐浴吗 You still take baths?
不了 我淋浴 Mm-mm. Showers.
鸳鸯浴吗 Uh-huh. With other people?
有时候是很多人一起哦 Sometimes lots of people.
当然了 总有个人看着我们 Of course, there was always a guard watching.
今天可没人看着哦 弗林 There's no guards here, Flynny.
你从没和奈特 You never did it with Nat...
做过吗 did you?
那是 That was a--
那是没有的意思 对吧 that was a no, right?
没错 Right.
但我不能口是心非地说没这样想过 Though I can't say I didn't think about it.
就是从没见过一个如此专一的男人 Just never met a man who was so in love with his wife.
我以前坐在前门 I used to sit on my front porch
看着他们在客厅里翩翩起舞 and watch them dance in the living room.
我说不出来 如果事情是一样的 I can't say, if things weren't different,
我就不会... I wouldn't have...
这个男人理应得到爱和关怀 The man deserved a little love and affection.
为什么 Why?
因为她对待他的方式 Because of the way she treated him.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
他赶走的她 He drove her away.
-他没赶走她 -不 他是 - He didn't drive her away. - Yes, he did.
我不知道他给你说了些什么 I don't know what he told you,
但她移情别恋了 but she left him for another man.
什么 What?
她曾经工作过的汽车代理里的 That candy-ass that she used to work for
那个懦夫 at the car dealership.
什么 克鲁格 What, Kruger?
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
不是这样子的 She did not.
我清楚 I would've known.
镇上的人都知道 弗林 Everybody in the town knew, Flynn.
那个男人心都碎了 Nearly broke that man in two.
你当时只是个孩子 You were just a kid.
当然 克鲁格后来又择木而息了 And of course, Kruger moved on to greener pastures.
你知道的... And, you know...
她死了 She died.
也许不该告诉你的 Probably shouldn't have told you.
没事 It's okay.
-对不起 -您的咖啡 夫人 - I'm sorry. - Your coffee, ma'am.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
能拿点纸巾吗 Can we get some napkins here?
怎么回事 What happened?
他快烫死我了 He very nearly burned me to death.
夫人 我们会竭尽全力来解决这件事情 Please, ma'am, anything that we can do
非常乐意解决 to solve the problem, we'll be more than happy to.
这样 There is.
听好 And you will be hearing from me.
必须的 You will.
不仅仅是重新倒满的问题 And it will not be for a refill.
他看见了 你看见了吧 He saw it. Did you see it?
是的 是的 Yes, yes.
送我回家吧 Would you take me home?
做什么 开玩笑吗 What are you, kidding?
请个律师吧 Get a lawyer.
我没有... I didn't...
去年我旅行的时候不小心 So I got my Mercedes
在超市得了辆奔驰 with a trip and a slip at the supermarket last year.
这个 This?
这个值五千美元 或一个新衣柜 This ought to be worth 5 grand and maybe a new wardrobe.
那样的话 Well, in that case,
你不会介意我要回那一百四十块吧 you don't mind if I ask for my 20 dollars back, do you?
奈特 Nat!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
伙计 你在干嘛 What are you doing, man?
伙计们 Guys?
感官疗法 Sensory dep.
止疼很有效啊 It's so soothing.
比冥想好多了 It's better than meditating.
宝贝儿 Hi, baby.
晚安 弗林 Nighty-night, Flynny.
舒服吗 Comfy?
那是我去年夏天在碎浪廉价店两性情趣店里 I got that mattress from that sexual harassment thingy,
买的床垫 from Price Breakers last summer.
丝涟床垫 A Sealy Posturepedic.
好东西 The good stuff.
不错 是吧 Nice, huh?
柔软有弹性 It's nice and springy.
是个极好的床垫 Yeah, it's a wonderful mattress.
他不在吗 He's not here, you know?
他在沙发上呢 He's on the couch.
我知道啊 I know.
我知道 I know.
好吧 Okay.
我性奋了 I'm verklempt.
你是我接触的让我兴奋的 You are one of the most exciting women
女人之一 I've ever been this close to,
正常情况下 接下来会发生一些事情 and normally, I'm a guy who does what comes next,
但是 今天晚上 but in this case, at the end of the day,
太晚了 it's too late.
不 还不晚 No, it's not.
挺晚的了 It is.
我有个好主意 I have an idea.
给你一叠电话卡怎么样 How about I give you a supply of calling cards,
一共三十分钟 包括周末和假期 30 minutes, including weekends and holidays?
我已经有免费的两千分钟了 I already have 2,000 free minutes.
是因为我快入土了吗 ls this because I'm dying?
是因为你是个好人 This is because you're a good man.
曾经是 I used to be.
一直是 You still are.
-多洛雷斯 -怎么了 宝贝儿 - Dolores? - Yeah, baby?
其他的我拒绝不了 I would deny you nothing,
但这事儿一定不行 说真的 but this is not going to happen, I promise you.
白费力气的 It's a fruitless effort.
你这么容易就放弃了 Are you giving up that easy?
你以为这样为难我 You think this is easy,
我会好受吗 for me to embarrass myself this way?
你走吧 You should go.
不要 No.
偏不 No.
为什么 Why?
那个粉红的公文包 The pink briefcase.
还有这么个叫法啊 I've never heard it spoken of in that way before.
我高中毕业你送我的 You gave it to me for my high school graduation.
那是友谊的纪念品 That was a souvenir of friendship.
我 我甚至没花一分钱 I... I didn't even pay for it.
那就现在付吧 You're going to pay for it now, buddy.
奈特 Oh, Nat!
多洛雷斯 多洛雷斯 Dolores. Oh, Dolores.
天哪 Golly.
我们回我的房间吧 Boom, boom, boom, let's go back to my room.
我要让你再试一次 I'll give you another try.
这一点都不像告别 You know, don't like good-byes,
没有眼泪 没有叹息 no tears, no sighs.
谢谢 Thank you.
让强大的猎人开吧 Mighty hunter drive?
你说疲惫一天之后吃些什么呢 What do you say to a chow-down after a hard day's night?
薄煎饼 Pancakes,
香肠肉饼 sausage patties,
枫蜜 maple syrup!
食欲大增了啊 You worked up an appetite, huh?
上帝宝佑美利坚 一路顺风
为什么你从没跟我提过克鲁格 How come you never told me about Kruger?
我说过他欠我一万四千块吗 Did I tell you he owes me $2,000?
那是他开第一家汽车店的时候借给他的 That's what I lent him to open his first car lot,
一万四千块 $2,000.
他骗了我 And he stiffed me.
咱说话这会儿你知道他有多少展馆吗 You know how many showrooms Kruger has as we speak?
二十三个 23.
而我还是连半毛钱的回报都没有 And still, I haven't seen dime one of my investment.
他是个卑鄙小人 He's not an honorable man.
不 不 克鲁格和妈妈 克鲁格和妈妈 No, no, Kruger and Mom, Kruger and Mom.
为什么不告诉我 How could you not tell me?
告诉你什么 Tell you what?
快点 Oh, come on.
许愿了吧 Make a wish?
你的呢 又是在沙滩上裸奔 What was yours, running naked on the beach again?
就是它了 I already got mine.
我的愿望是你没生病 I wish you weren't sick.
怎么了 节食吗 What, are you on a diet?
我的蛋糕 It's my cake.
给你 It's for you.
谢谢 Thanks.
新墨西哥州 阿尔伯克基
克鲁格车业 你可信任的品牌
你打算怎么报复他 So how you going to stick it to him?
什么意思 What do you mean?
这是我们来这儿的目的 不是吗 Well, that's what we're here for, isn't it?
报复克鲁格 Get back at Kruger?
这是哪跟哪啊 How'd you put that together?
我可是你儿子啊 I'm your son, aren't l?
让我进去吧 Let me in on it.
我得自己解决 I have to do this by myself.
我想帮忙 I want to help.
去宾馆等我吧 中午见 Meet me at the hotel, noonish.
欢迎来到克鲁格车业 Welcome to Kruger Motors.
她很漂亮 是吧 Beauty, isn't she?
四点六升 V8发动机 三百二十马力 4.6-liter V8 engine, 320 horses.
试驾一下怎么样 lnterested in a test drive?
不 谢谢 我和伯特·克鲁格有约 No, thanks. I have a meeting with BK.
奈特 弗林 Nat Flynn.
他今天很忙 可能得等一会儿 He's very busy today. It could be a while.
我来得早 I'm early.
有坐的地方吗 上点茶也可以 ls there a place to sit, maybe some tea?
谢谢 Thanks.
奈特 Nat.
伯特 Bert.
请坐 Sit down.
谢谢 Thanks.
好久 不见了 Long time, no see.
还不够久啊 Not long enough.
我觉得 当下我们有太多 A lot of spilt milk under the bridge
无法挽回的事情了 for the both of us, I'm sure.
家人好吗 How's your family?
孩子和你的妻子 Children and your wife?
很好 They're great.
小伯特现在应该上大学了吧 Bert junior must be in college by now.
在密歇根大学 Michigan.
你的母校 Yeah, your alma mater.
真光荣 Kudos.
直奔主题吧 奈特 Let's get down to it, Nat.
好 Sure.
很英俊的男孩 Nice-looking boy.
他很好 He's all right.
不像我们是个小白脸 No chick magnet, not like us.
医生第一次把他递给我的时候 First time they handed him to me at the hospital,
我吓坏了 I got scared.
该怎么处理这个尖叫的 脸憋得通红的小孩 What am I going to do with a screaming, red-faced kid?
但是三秒钟之后 我就爱上他了 But three seconds later, I was in love with him.
真希望没有那种感觉 I wish I hadn't felt that way.
他本该是你的 伯特 It should've been you, Bert.
奈特... Look, Nat...
我明白 你的这一切都是那么的美好 I understand you've got a beautiful thing here,
美满的家庭 新的事业 terrific family, new career.
我不想来打扰这一切 I'm not here to upset any of that.
我在乎的只有他 All I care about is him.
希望他能知道真相 在我走后也能有所保障 I want him to have something, a nest egg for when I'm gone.
我不能为他做这些事情了 但是你能 I haven't been able to do that for him, but you could.
或许我们在法庭上见 Or we have to do this in court.
那就会公之于众了 And then it's a public thing.
谁知道你半年之后 How do I know that in six months,
会不会再出现在我面前呢 奈特 you're not going to show up on my front porch, Nat?
我半年之后就不存在了 伯特 I'm not going to be here six months from now, Bert.
看 检查一下我的肿瘤专家 Look, check with my oncologist.
如果你想看的话 His number's on the back,
他的编号在后面 if you want.
那个孩子怎么办 What about the kid?
他不知道 He doesn't know.
此时此刻 At this time of my life,
我只想告诉他我不是他的亲生父亲 the last thing I want is to tell him I'm not his father.
他也许很失败 但他是我的所有 He may be a disaster, but he's all I've got.
看到这些我很痛心 It pains me to say this,
但是他真的有困难 伯特 but there's something wrong with him, Bert.
我相信 I believe it.
这是我的错 It's my fault.
你看起来没事儿啊 奈特 You don't look sick, Nat.
一点都没变 You haven't changed at all.
一样超准的时间感 Same impeccable sense of timing.
你知道 You know, today's the day
今天是我宣布竞选州长的日子 I announce my candidacy for mayor.
当然 你已经知道了 Of course, you knew that already.
给了我们一间套房 Got us a suite.
你到底要不要告诉我怎么了 You going to tell me what happened, or what?
今天我考虑了很长时间 I've thought about this day so long,
脑袋里酝酿了半天 啥也没有 worked it out in my head, and it was nothing.
没什么大不了的 No big deal.
我说 他听 I talked. He listened.
他付我钱 就这样 He gave me the money. That's it.
很好 是吧 你应该开心才对 Well, that's good, right? You should be happy.
要回了你那一万四 You got your $2,000 back.
我的本金再加上三十年 My money plus 30 years compounded interest
因为通货膨胀调整的复利 adjusted for inflation.
一共是一百零二万 $150,000.
什么 What is this?
你用塑料袋装了一百零二万 You got $150,000 in a plastic...
偷来的吗 did you steal this?
他给我的 He gave it to me,
我保证 他不会来要的 and I promise you, he's not coming after it.
他为什么给你一百零二万 Why would he give you $150,000?
他认为他是你的亲生父亲 He thinks he's your father.
他为什么认为他是我的父亲 Why does he think he's my father?
他做了检验 我说是你的DNA He took a test. I sent him his own DNA,
其实是他自己的 said it was yours.
你怎么得到他的DNA的 Well, how'd you get his DNA?
简单的说 卷曲的阴毛 Short, curly pubic hair.
我不清楚 问问多洛雷斯 I don't know. Ask Dolores.
那真是... Oh, that's...
太恶心了 that's disgusting.
她是个朋友 She's a friend.
第一个要做的事 Top of the menu, right?
不走寻常路 绕路回维加斯吧 What do you say we throw the map away
怎么样 and detour down to Vegas?
顺其自然吧 What stays there stays there.
行 好吧 Yeah, all right.
怎么了 What's wrong,
一脸无精打采的样子 mopey face, hangdog mopey face?
为什么他会直接把钱给你呢 Why would he just roll over?
他还能做什么呢 Well, what else was he going to do?
我抓住了他的把柄 I had him boxed in.
他正在竞选市长呢 He's running for mayor.
你觉得他的妻子和政治顾问 You think his wife and spin doctors
会希望你出现在宣传海报上吗 want you on the campaign poster?
谢了 Thanks.
不 只是 他曾和妈妈在一起 No, it's just, he was with Mom.
那是真的吗 ls that right?
所以他们到底是什么时候开始的 So when exactly did that start?
我不知道 I don't know.
是在我出生前吗 Was it before I was born?
我试着不去想那些事 I try not to worry about things
我不能做任何改变的事情 I can't do anything about.
你说什么 Excuse me?
现在事情是 我们发财了 你和我 The thing is, we hit the jackpot, you and me.
你出对了牌 你再也不需要回去工作了 You play your cards right, you never have to punch a clock.
你可以用这笔钱做一些永久性的事 You can start up something permanent with this.
这是你的养老金 It's a nest egg.
你在骗我吗 Are you shitting me?
你再开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
我知道你的感觉 但这些天 I know how you feel, but these last days
已经是我很长时间以来最开心的日子了 have been the best time for me in a long time.
是啊 Oh. Oh, jeez.
我希望我们能重新了解对方 我们做到了 I wanted us to get to know each other again, and we did.
不 你是对的 你是对的 你是对的 No, you're right. You're right, you're right.
我承认 I admit it.
因为某些原因 我开始喜欢 For some reason, I was starting to enjoy
和你一整天坐在那辆看起来那么傻的车里 sitting in that stupid car with you all day.
但这已经没有意义了 因为你是个骗子 But that's worth nothing now, because you're a liar.
你怎么会认为让我知道我的亲生父亲是谁 How could you think that it wouldn't matter to me
对我来说不重要呢 to know who my father is?
在听吗 Hello?
说话 Hey.
直接回答我 Give me a straight answer.
你甚至不是快死了 是吗 You're not even dying, are you?
那张X光片是从我动物园的朋友那拿来的 The X-ray is from a friend of mine at the zoo.
它是一个大猩猩的颅骨 It's the skull bone of a gorilla.
好吧 也许你不是我的父亲 All right, well, maybe you're not my father,
但每天早上我起床照镜子的时候 but ever morning, I wake up, I look in the mirror,
都觉得一阵恶心 and I feel sick to my stomach
因为我觉得我越来越像你了 because I think I'm turning out to be just like you.
一刀捅死我吧 Stick a knife in my heart.
怎么了 What's wrong?
你要带这笔钱去哪 Where you going with the money?
你要做什么 What are you doing?
那么开个价吧 So give me a number.
这次又要从我这拿走多少 How much more is this going to cost me?
我并不想要你的钱 I don't want your money.
那你为什么来 Why have you come?
我想看看你 I wanted to get a look at you.
我正好也想看看你 I wanted to get a look at you too.
你和我想的不一样 You're not what I expected.
但是我也知道 But then again,
我打赌奈特也把我塑造成了坏人是吗 I bet Nat painted me as the bad guy too, didn't he?
差不多吧 Something like that.
听着 Look,
我已经有了一个儿子 I already have a son.
但我愿意为你安排一些事情 But I might be willing to make an arrangement with you.
当然这是不能公开的 Not out in the open, of course.
我能帮你在销售店里安排一份工作 But I could get you a job in sales.
我们将在里诺开一家新的销售店 We're opening a new dealership in Reno.
所以你是我的父亲 So you're my father.
我觉得我们应该做一个合法的血液测试 I suppose we ought to get a legitimate blood test.
我猜奈特是在骗我 I got to assume Nat's hustling me.
那你为什么还要给钱 Why'd you pay him?
内疚 Guilt.
同情 Pity.
我想让他觉得他一生中曾成功地 I wanted him to feel like he'd pulled off
做了件大事 something big for once in his life.
你知道的 这算大事啊 You know, a big score.
听着 Look,
竞选结束后你来找我 after the election, you get in touch with me.
我现在必须要回去了 I really have to be getting back.
好的 我能再问一个问题吗 Okay, can I ask you a question?
你爱过她吗 Did you love her?
你知道女人是什么样子的 You know what women are like.
你在激动的时刻说了一些话 You say something in the heat of the moment.
你吧是认真的 Do you mean it?
她们却当真了 They think it's forever.
亲爱的 Honey?
你在让一些很重要的人士等着 You're keeping some very important people waiting.
你知道怎么出去吗 Can you see your way out?
看我怎么进来的就知道了 Saw my way in.
现在 我将把麦克风交给汤姆 Seriously, I will turn the mic over to Tom.
汤姆 你要说些关于伯特·克鲁格的什么呢 Tom, what do you have to say about Bert Kruger?
他是一个诚实且正直的人 He's a man of honor and integrity,
尽管也是一个二手车销售人员 despite being a used car salesman.
这是我的荣幸去支持他 It would be my honor to support him
成为这个城市的下任市长 as the next mayor of this city,
特别是如果我能得到那辆新卡迪车的折扣 especially if I get the discount on that new Caddy.
给你了 汤姆 You got it, Tom.
只是开个玩笑 伯特 Just kidding, Bert.
大家好 Hi, everybody.
我很快就说完 I'll be real quick.
我只想说几句话 I just wanted to say a few words
关于我刚发现是我父亲的人 about the man I've just discovered is my father,
克鲁格先生 Mr. Kruger.
爸爸 Dad.
我只想说最终能见到你是一件多么好的事 I just wanted to say how great it is to finally meet you
见到我长久以来思念的那个人 and to see what I've been missing all this time.
我曾坐过牢 I was in jail.
关于你为了摆脱我给的一百零二万 And about that $150,000 that you paid to get rid of me,
我并不想要 I don't want it.
我讨厌贿赂 I hate bribes.
别跑 Hold it!
克鲁格先生 你刚被揭发 Mr. Kruger, sir, you've just been accused
付给一个自称是你儿子的 of paying hush money to an ex-con
前科犯封口费 who claims to be your son.
你有什么要解释吗 先生 Do you have any comments, sir?
这一定是我竞争对手特伦斯·比森的诡计 Yes, this is dirty tricks by Terrance Bissen, my opponent.
这是在否认吗 先生 Is that a denial, sir?
这是确信的否认 It's a categorical denial.
请让一下 非常感谢 Excuse me. Thank you very much.
你把钱还给他了吗 Did you give him the money?
你怎么能那样做 How could you do that?
你知道你做了什么吗 What have you done?
你还了一百零二万啊 You gave back $150,000.
我说的对吗 Am I right?
你把钱给他了吗 Did you give him the money?
有还是没有 Yes or no?
拜托 Come on.
你可没教过我还钱 You raised me better than that.
维加斯 我们来了 Vegas, here we come.
奈特 Hey, Nat?
我们接下来直接去洛杉矶怎么样 How about we head down to L.A. After?
我想让你见见玛姬 I want you to meet Maggie.
奈特 Nat?
我在阿尔布开克市的医院里 I'm in a hospital in Albuquerque.
奈特出事了 It's Nat.
事实证明 And it turns out,
这是他这辈子第一次说真话 this is the first time in his life he's telling the truth.
而且 And...
他快死了 he's dying.
他真的快死了 He really is dying.
所以 So...
这就是 That's...
我想对你说的 what I wanted to tell you.
再见 Bye.
我能再吃一个木薯吗 Could I get another tapioca, please?
-你真有一口好牙 -的确 - You've got a sweet tooth. - I do.
走进来些 Closer.
让我摸摸你的脸 Let me feel your face.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我们做得很好 We did good, though.
好极了 We got copasetic.
我们从没做到这样过 We're not done yet.
过来 Come here.
把我从这儿带走 Get me out of here.
谢谢你能来 Thanks for coming.
以前从没有人让我坐头等舱飞过来 Well, nobody ever flew me first class before.
我只是做了我能做的 I do what I can.
你的胡子 Your mustache.
你希望我把它留回来还是什么 You want me to grow it back or what?
我在以前的一次纸牌游戏中赢得了这里 I won this place in a card game a long time ago.
我觉得 有一天 你会回来这儿 I figured, one day, you'd come here
带着你梦中的女孩 就像我一样 and bring the girl of your dreams, like I did.
有人住在这儿 Somebody's been here.
我不记得这里有这么脏乱 I don't remember the place being such a dump.
我们曾是一家人 We were a family once.
要船吗 You wanted a boat?
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道 Just so you know,
如果我能再来一次 if I could do it again,
我会做得更像一位父亲 I'd have been more like a dad,
陪你丢球 扎帐篷 tossed a ball, pitched a tent,
教你开车 taught you to drive.
你已经教过我开车了 You did teach me to drive.
我知道 艾尔叔叔 Come on. Uncle Al.
不 是你 是你 No, you did. You did.
在圣保罗的教堂后的停车场里 ln the parking lot behind St. Paul's Church
我十一岁的时候 when I was 11.
你是对的 You're right.
我怎么会做那样的事呢 How could I do a thing like that?
来吧 Come on.
有件事要我们去做 There's something we got to do.
我花了我的一生 Well, I spent my whole life
去想要一个不一样的父亲 wanting a different kind of a father,
一个能照顾我而不是 one who would look after me instead of
被我照顾的父亲 me looking after him.
然而 And instead,
我有一个孩子气的 不负责任的 I got this infantile, irresponsible,
粗俗的 抠门的 满嘴胡言的艺术家父亲 uncivilized, cheap, jive-talking bullshit artist.
现在我摆脱你了 And now that I'm rid of you,
在这里 here...
在这里我却想要你回来 Here I am wanting you back.
这真典型 It's typical.
你会很高兴知道 Oh, and you'd be happy to know
这个骨灰盒是买三十四元的汽油送的 that urn was free with $5 of gas.
我会想你的 父亲 I'm gonna miss you, Dad.
我们在下沉 We're sinking.
拜托 Oh, come on.
我们应该做什么 怎么办 What do we do? What do we do?
抓住那儿的金属座 Hey, grab that metal cup right there.
水进得很快 It's coming in fast.
舀水 舀水 快舀水 Bail, bail, bail, bail!
你为什么不划船 Why don't you row?
舀啊 Bail!
你一定是在玩我 奈特 You got to be shitting me, Nat!
划啊 Row!
我做了什么 Oh, what did I do?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
救命 救命 Help! Help!
这可不好笑 It's not funny.
如果我有时间 And if I had the time
去消除你犯的罪的秘密 to solve the mystery of your crime,
你知道我会的 you know I would.
如果我必须去为你的机械设计定型 If I had to shape the form of your mechanical design,
你知道我能 you know I could.
但我已经在小路上来来回回失去了 But I've been up and down the lanes to lose
对你的记忆 the memory of your name, the sword
剑已出鞘 taken from this stone.
防至湖中 Put it in the lake.
但我的心已经愈合 But I mended up my heart,
即使伤的只剩下这骨头了 and I have nothing more than bones to break.
但我仍然 But I said,
坚信 I do believe
在你穿行的无尽的路上 on the endless roads you weave,
你会攀爬 you may climb,
你会跌落 you may fall,
你可能将一生耗费在这墙上 you could spend your lifetime on the wall.
我不介意 I don't mind.
如果我有手将血从沙子中拿出 If I had the hand to take the blood out of the sand
或者让它干涸 or make it dry,
如果我知道一切的秘密 and if I knew about all the secrets of the earth,
我不会问为什么 I won't ask why.
我已经在窗户的内外 Well, I've been in and out of windows
只为寻找一个出口 just trying to find a doorway.
我已将那附在我鞋上的 I've broken off the marble
大理石打碎 that has weighed upon my shoes.
但我的心已经愈合 But I mended up my heart,
即使我剩下的只有时间了 and I've nothing more than time to lose.
但我仍然 But I said,
坚信 I do believe
在你穿行的无尽的小路上 on the endless roads you weave,
你会攀爬 you may climb,
你会跌落 you may fall,
你可能将一生耗费在这墙上 you could spend your lifetime on the wall.
我不介意 I don't mind.
如果我能看到 If I could look within
你那无尽的谎言 the endless tales upon your skin,
我会如此盲目吗 would I go blind?
如果我要在一个陌生的地方雕刻你的脸 If I could carve your face upon an unfamiliar place,
我会仁慈些吗 Would I be kind?
但我已看到了一个灵魂 But I've seen visions of a ghost
存在于唱片套上 that stand upon the record sleeve
那是关于我所有的消逝的梦想 of all my faded dreams
我已受到伤害 that I've broken at the seams.
但我心已愈合 But I mended up my heart
即使我只剩伤心了 and I've nothing more than sorrow on the brain
但我仍然 But said
坚信 that I do believe
在你穿行的无尽的小路上 on the endless roads you weave,
你会攀爬 you may climb,
你会跌落 you may fall,
你可能将一生耗费在这墙上 spend your lifetime on the wall.
但我不介意 But I don't mind.
我不介意 I don't mind.
我不介意 Don't mind.