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- 等很久了吗？- 才一会 -Are you waiting long?-Just a moment longer
这些礼物都过期了 and the warrantyof these gifts expires.
我们应该早点到的，爱丽丝会要我命的 We should've been there already.Alice will eat me alive.
别担心，你了解她的 Don't worry about that.After all, you know her.
指望她不抱怨，那不是痴人说梦吗 She would havecomplained about the delay even onthe death trains.
你去哪了？那么久 Where were you so long?
“我哪去了？”当然是和你一起 ''Where were you?"'With you of course.
那么我又得帮你编故事？ So I should coverfor you again?
你和你那个女导游还没完吗？ It is not over withthat female guide yet?
没，她刚刚做完手术 No. She justhad a surgery.
可怜的家伙，腿都伸不直 Poor thing, cannot even stretchher leg properly.
你还挺惋惜的吗 I see that you would regret that.
但是开杂货店的那妞怎么样了 -But how about that chickwho brings her groceries.
- 那妞？- 嗯 -Chick...?-Hmmm.
她的美腿，可真漂亮，你一定也会喜欢的 Those legs. Lovely.Those would get you too.
我跟你不一样，我知道自己是有家室的人 Hardly. Unlike you, I dorealize that I am married,
而且我必须对他们有所担当 and that this entailscertain obligations.
奥德雷，你知道上周有一客户死在这里么？ Ondrej... did you know that a customerdied here last week?
- 死在这个车里？- 是啊，就死在你坐的这个地方 -Here in the car?-Yeah. Exactly there, where you sit.
他是个挺活跃的家伙，我们当时开着车 Such a happy guy.We're driving,
聊着天，我给他讲故事 chatting. I was tellinghim a story...
突然我转头一看，死了 and suddenly I look - and he is dead.
那可真是个糟糕的故事，你自己留着就行了 That must've been a hell of a story.You better keep it to yourself.
突发性心脏病，35岁，那么我呢？ Sudden heart failure. At thirty-five.And what about me?
高血压，胆囊不大好 With the gallbladderissues, high blood
前列腺也有点问题 pressure andprostate problems?
没时间给你浪费，伙计 No timeto waste time, buddy.
- 是啊- 就这样吧 -Well ... I agree.-There you go.
我可以指望你，对吧？ So I can count on you,right?
鲁道夫，抱歉，你知道我不会说谎 Rudolf, I'm sorry,but you know that I can't lie.
“我不会说谎。” ''I can't lie.''
上帝，我女儿嫁给了什么样的白痴啊？ My God, what kind of idiotdid my girl marry?
嗨，亲爱的 Hi, honey.
我知道我们来的有点晚，但是… I know, we're abit late, but...
41分钟了！这叫“有点晚”？ 41 minutes! You call that a bit?
哦…谢谢 Oh well...thank you very much.
- 嘿，老家伙！- 嗨 Well, guys!-Hey! -Hi.
- 怎么现在才到？- 我能说什么呢？ -What kept you?-What can I say?
我刚看情妇去了 I went to see my mistress.
她刚做完一个手术，你知道吧？ She had a meniscussurgery, you know?
我帮助她进行身体恢复 So I helped her withrehabilitation a little.
然后这位年轻的，善良的女孩 And then this youngsamaritan-like
出现在那，多漂亮的人儿啊 girl appeared there.Beautiful woman.
来晚了就因为她想见我 She wanted to meet me too.So that delayed me a bit.
我还能做什么？ Well what couldI have done?
她疯狂地迷恋着我 She was ompletelycrazy about me.
你要是别再吹牛就好了 If you just stopped bragging.
他们打台球去了 They were playing pool.
看 Look.
手指上还沾有灰 He still has chalk on his fingers.
我不知道你为什么喜欢这样… I don't get whyyou enjoy doing this...
…总是说些和你年龄不符的事 ...making stuffup at your age.
我们来说些让她开心的吧 And now trytalking her out of it.
周五我们还要去打球对吧？ We will go play with some balls againon Friday, right?
- 是的- 六点 -Absolutely.-At six, exactly.
跟他爸小时候一样 Just like Grandpa.
爸爸，爷爷和奶奶在打架么？ Dad, Grandma andGrandpa are fighting?
没，他们在玩游戏…下棋 -No, they are playa game...a board game.
像“飞行棋”，是吗？ -Something like''Ludo'', right?
呃… Well...
更像…“扔帽子游戏” More like,''Jumping hats''.
你的父母就不能稍稍控制点吗？ Can't your parents control theirpassion at least a little bit?
- 这让我怎么对帕夫利克解释呢？- 他们都深爱着对方 -How should I explain this to Pavlikall the time? -Normal. That they love each other.
他并未从我们这听到任何声音 And won't it be strange, then, that
就不会不奇怪么？ he doesn't hearsuch noises from us too?
如果你想的话，我们可以很轻易的盖过他们 We can top them easily,if you want.
等等，我想你还在对我生气呢 Wait, I thought,you were mad at me.
气可以慢慢生，做爱可不能推啊 That can be postponed.Ovulation cannot be.
所以别浪费时间了 So don't drag around.
嘿，但如果你还在继续生气的话 Hey, but if you'restill angry,
你不必这样做 you don't have to push it.
我是说…我不想强迫你 I mean ...I don't want to force you.
今天可能会怀上，体温升高 It might work out today. I have perfect
下面水多，非常适合做爱 temperature and densityof the secretion.
现在我已经兴奋起来了 Now I'm so turned on.
当你知道这里可以孕育一个小孩的时候 Isn't is a completelydifferent feeling when you...
- 你不觉得做爱有种完全不同的感受么？- 恩 know there can be a baby?-Hmm.
如果我们尽快的话，小孩在春天就可以出生 If we hurry,I could give birth in the spring
能够避开夏天那炎热的天气 and avoidthat terrible summer heat.
我们要把里屋重新刷一下 We'll repaint the back room
换上新的家具，对吧？ and rearrangethe furniture, right?
看，我画了一份草图 Oh hey, I madea few sketches.
不错 Nice.
- 妈妈给他织了小帽子- 是么 -Mom had knit him little outfits.-Yeah.
你更喜欢哪一个 Which hat doyou like more?
- 射了？- 不，抽筋！ -Done yet?-No, cramp!
看看我们，又回到母系氏族阶段了 Look how we ended up.Female dictatorship.
当我父亲在外边上完班，拖着脏鞋子 My friend, when mygrandfather came
回到家以后 from working outsidewith dirty shoes
径直走向桌子 he went straight tothe table, no one
没人敢吭声，多受尊重啊 dared to say a word.Such a respect.
再看看我们，奴隶！ Look at us.Slaves!
这个小家伙以后会怎么样哪？ -What is waiting for this little one?-Ouch! There ...!
- 帕夫利克，捍卫你的权利！- 那可是你的踏板啊 -Pavlik, defend yourself!After all, that scooter is yours.
怎么了？离她远点！ What is it? Leave her alone!
你怎么可以打女孩呢？你应该感到羞耻！ Why would you hit a girl?You should be ashamed!
- 是你的小孩吗？- 为什么不看好他？ -Is he yours?-Why don't you watch him?
或者是教教他？ Or try to raise him better?
你对这种男人抱有希望？ -Yeah!-Oh! What do you expect from men, right?
我们是不一样的人 We're not all the same.
男人中的耻辱！ You collaborator!
帕夫利克，做的好，在面对女人的时候 Well you did it, Pavlik. When
你就得聪明又严厉 dealing with females, youmust be strict and clever.
- 怎么了？- 背疼，正努力怀小孩呢 -What is it? -My back is hurting.We are working on that baby.
- “努力”？不是享受吗？- 告诉你的女儿 -'Working?' Isn't that a joy?- Tell that to your daughter.
如果她还怀不上的话我先得变成一残废 If she doesn't get pregnant soon,I will end up crippled.
你倒笑得出来 Easy for you to laugh. Not
不是每个人都是你那种性欲狂 everybody is half amountain goat like you.
我不得不说，你的胃口令我很吃惊 I have to say,your appetite amazes me.
- 怎么了？你那方面有什么问题吗？- 没，只是… -Why? Is there a problem with you?-No, but ...
你经历过这么多女人 With all those women in your life I
我想知道你为什么仍然想着她呢 wonder how you still want her.
那又如何？ So what?
你看过她的裸体一定不下一千遍 You must have seen hernaked a thousand times.
你不会厌烦吗？ Doesn't it get boring?
怎么了？我有至少20年没看过她的胴体了 -Are you mad? I haven't seen her
什么？ naked in at least twenty years.-What?
那是一种自杀，它会很快消磨我的热情 That would be a suicide,it would kill my vibe instantly.
那么你是怎么达到性奋的呢？ So how you do it,get turned on?
- 你对这里这么多的美丽姑娘有没有什么想法呢？- 那又怎么样？ -Do you have anyidea about how many beautiful women are out there?-So what?
我都给录脑子里了 I watch and record it right here.Like a videocamera.
当需要的时候，我会把它们翻出来播放 And then when it's neededI find it later.
我进到卧室里面 I then I can easilymarch into the bedroom
开始前戏，我闭上自己的眼睛 and when it comesto that, I close my
开启“自动驾驶”模式 eyes and turn onthe autopilot.
我可以看到任何我想看到画面 And here I see thepictures I want.
身体伸展成它应有的姿势 And the body doeswhat it's gotta do.
我和很多女人有过一夜情 My friend, I make love to somany women in one night,
比大部分男人一生有过的还多 more than mostguys manage in a lifetime.
你看到对美腿了吗？ You see those legs?
相当不错 Well. They are quite nice.
相当不错？ Quite nice?
太棒了好吧！ Amazing!
这将再次派上用场 These will come in handy again.
- 今天就赚了这些？- 大概…是的 -That's all for today?-Yeah ... I guess.
“大概？”你还是个收银员么？ "I guess?"Are you an accountant?
我来这家餐厅 I came to this restaurantso I did
并不一定就得做收银员 not have to be an accountant anymore.
我想做饭，我想成为一名厨师 I wanted to cook.I wanted to be a chef.
然而现在除了做饭我什么都干 Now I'm doing everything... except for cooking.
只有厨师还没主动离开 -Because only the chefhasn't left us yet.
其他的我们做的也不咋样 We didn't doso well with the rest.
你觉得人们为什么不来我们这消费呢？ Why do you think nobody comes here?
奥德雷，奥德雷，我知道 Ondrej. Ondrej,I know that
你喜欢做饭，但是你只是个新手 you enjoy cooking, butyou're just an amateur.
而路易斯是个专业厨师，并且还是个法国人 While Louis is a pro.Moreover, he is a native Frenchman.
法国人？他的母亲只在巴黎做过几天工人 A native Frenchman?His mother went into labor during a stopoverin Paris, that's all.
他只是再普通不过的捷克人 It is some ordinaryLudek, Czech guy.
他根本不可能在法国消费得起 He wouldn't even beable to order in France.
更不用说被允许进厨房 Let alone be allowedinto the kitchen.
- 你好- 你好 - Hello.- Hello.
你们有什么推荐的吗？ -What would you recommend?
你们真的想享受美食吗？ -Do you want to havea really good meal?
我建议你们换家餐厅 So change the restaurant.
在这干嘛呢？ What are you doing here?
热身 I'm warming up.
- 你说的是星期五晚上六点，对吧？- 那只是个幌子 -You said on Friday at six, right?-That was just a cover-up.
- 对女人用的借口而已，对吧？- 我怎么知道？ -Alibi for the women, right?-And how do I know?
那个你认为这是什么，大脑短路说的？ So what do you think this is?Nervous tics?
你得跟我说清楚这只是个幌子 You have to explainthat it's a code.
天，真是个愚蠢的家伙 -My God, you're really stupid.
- 嗨- 晚上好 -Hi.-Good evening.
晚上好 Evening.
这是 萨萝塔，这是奥德雷，我的女婿 This is Sarota,this is Ondrej, my son-in-law.
背疼的那家伙？ The one with the sore back?
你就是那个帮病人打杂的？ And you're probably theone that carries groceries to helpless patiens...?
现在不是了，只是个小小的民事处罚而已 Not anymore. It was justa civil penalty.
- 处罚，为什么？- 公共丑闻 -Penalty -Hmm. -For what?Public scandal.
真是废话，那温泉是公共的吧？ Such bullshit.That fountain is nonetheless public, isn't it?
为什么就不能和闺蜜在里面游泳啊？ So why shouldn't we take a swim in itwith my girls?
我们穿着衣服是可以游的吧？ And can we swim in clothes?
或许今天我不该喝太多 Perhaps I shouldn't drink so much.
给这位杜博小姐和我来杯苦艾酒，谢谢 Absinthe for Miss. Double.For me, too. Thank you.
背疼的家伙？ The one with the sore back?
你和她讨论我的私生活？ You discussmy private life with her?
我想让她高兴，我们讨论了很多有趣的事 I wanted to make her laugh.We laughed a lot.
我很荣幸，给我杯水，谢谢 Well I'm glad.Water for me, please.
来吧！你要留下吗？ Come on!You want to stay here?
当然，我不会把你一个人留在这 Of course. I will notleave you here alone.
你会做些让自己后悔的愚蠢事的 You could do something stupid,that you will regret.
- 那女孩可以做你的孙女- 差不多 -That girl could be your granddaughter.-Hardly.
我得跟她祖母有点什么… 我不记得了 First I'd haveto have something with her grandmother.I'd remember that.
如果她有她一半漂亮 If she was halfas pretty as she is.
你想用什么吸引她，你这一身色斑和皱纹？ And what do you wanna get her on?The liver spots?
女人总是偏爱皮肤黝黑的类型 Women love theswarthy types.
即使你不想想玛塔 If you don't think about Marta
你至少得照顾自己的血压 mind at leastyour blood pressure.
她搞不好会让你突然血压升高 She could seriously mess with it.
医生建议多锻炼 Ah well! The doctorrecommends exercise.
看看她的身材！ Did you see that body?
非常棒！她是个跳舞的 This is something!And she's a dancer.
你能想象吗？ Can you imaginethe possibilities?
不能，也不想 I can't. And don't even want to.
- 是的，抱歉，我忘了你结婚了- 也很幸福 -Yeah, sorry, I forgot.You're actually married. And, happily.
- 爱丽丝也是吗？- 什么？她抱怨什么吗？ And Alice is, too?-What? Did she complain?
她不用抱怨，看看她就知道了 She doesn't have to. Just look at her.
废话！我愿意为她做任何她希望的事 Nonsense!I will do anything she wishes for.
确实 Exactly.
一个女人必须为你而战 A woman must fight for you,she has to try.
她要的是真正的男人 She wantsa real man, not some
而不是那种只会做家务事的白痴 kind of a domesticatedidiot.
厌倦，伙计。当一个女人开始厌倦时，那就糟糕了 Boring, buddy.When a woman gets bored it is bad.
我注意到爱丽丝已经开始厌倦了 And as I'm watching it,Alice is beginning to get bored.
你觉得她为什么那么想要一个小孩呢？ Why do you thinkshe wants that kid so much?
你觉得我像你对骗玛塔那样骗她才好？ So you think it'dbe best if I cheated and lied to her likeyou do with Marta, right?
至少你可以尝试 Well you could at least try.
完美的出轨可以拯救很多家庭婚姻 A well-done infidelity cansave many relationships.
看看那个小妞，她在冲你笑 Look at that chick,smiling at you.
她还不错，对吧？ She's good, isn't she?
我没听错吧 I must've heardyou wrong. You're
你在劝我背着你女儿出轨 convincing me to cheaton your own daughter!
那又怎样？那是对你好 So what? You're doingit for your own good.
你应该更加努力尝试 You should try harder.
噢！那么你就是看玛塔善良所以才对她说谎对吧？ Oh! So you cheat on Martapurely due to her well-being, right?
是的 Of course.
我不自私 I'm not selfish.
是么 I see.
我和玛塔在一起35年了 Me and Marta havebeen together for 35
你什么时候看到她不高兴过？ years.Did she ever seem unhappy?
又没中- 别担心，萨萝塔 Missed again.-Don't worry about that, Sarota.
头发老是挡着视线 It's the hair.Keeps falling into my eyes.
这次好多了，是吧？ Better, isn't it?
好多了 Much better.
- 好冷，是把？- 外套脱下来 -It's so cold, huh?-Take that off.
穿上 There you go.
谢谢，作为出租车司机…你真的很细心 Thank you.You are so attentive... for a cab driver.
我不是出租车司机 I am not a cab driver.
- 我几个月前才开车- 从他退休以后 -I drive only for a few months.-Ever since he retired.
我还没老到整天窝家里的年纪，对吧？ I'm still too young to be,sitting at home all day, right?
他晚上骑车还不错… It also has other advantages...such as night rides.
我以前是个设计师 Well so...I, originally, was a designer
游乐场的那种死亡飞车 of rides.Those death rides in amusement parks.
遍及全世界 All overthe world.
我设计的第一处离这不远 The first ride Idesigned is not far from
你想去看看吗？ here, Would youlike to go take a look?
在那里他遇见了他的妻子 That's wherehe met his wife.
- 他们现在仍在一起- 是的 They are still together.That's true.
她当时很棒 She was awesomeback then already.
我需要一些志愿者来试坐 I needed volunteers for thefirst ride.
没人敢坐，只有她敢 Nobody wanted to go.Only she had the courage.
所以当时只有我们两个人坐，她一直紧紧抓着我的手 So we went alone. Shewas crushing my hand
疯狂地叫着 the whole time,screaming like crazy.
现在，回想起来，当飞车停下 And now, imagine.The ride stopped.
她说，还想再坐一遍，就现在！ ...and she said,she wants to go again. Now!
我向她承诺，如果她和我在一起 I promised her thatif she stays with me,
她的一生都会充满着激情 her whole lifewill be that exciting.
- 我想你实现了你的诺言- 确实是的 -I assume you kept your promise.-You bet I did.
那么你呢？ And what about you?
你有勇气和我一起去坐坐吗？ Would you have the courageto try it with me as well?
让我们拭目以待，应该值得一坐 We'll see. Maybeit would be worth it.
我们走吧 Let's go then.
你要做前面还是后面？ Do you want to sitin front or in the back?
可惜，他不能和我们一起来 He can't come with us... Unfortunately.
他得回家，还有些要紧事得做，对吧？ Has things to do at homeAnd they are urgent, aren't they?
- 那么晚安- 晚安 -Good night then.-Good night.
- 可以自己回家，对吧？- 是的 -You can get home from here, right?-Yea...
好大的雨，我湿透了 It's a huge storm out there.I'm entirely wet.
- 父亲没搭你回来么？- 没有 -Dad didn't give you a ride?-No, he did not.
他还没玩够呢 He was in the middleof playing. He wanted
我只好自己走路回来了 to finish it, so I had to walk.
我肯定感冒了 I bet I have a fever.
这不是测体温的，亲爱的 This will not measureyour temperature, darling.
这是测孕棒 It's a pregnancy test.
- 又没怀上？- 是的，又没怀上，真奇怪 -Negative again, right?-Yes, again. This is weird.
医生说我很正常 The doctor saidI am absolutely healthy.
- 问题是，你正常么？- 什…什么？我？ -The question is, whether you are.-What...what? Me?
如果你也想要小孩，你得合作 If you want that baby too,you have to cooperate.
你说“合作”什么意思? What do you mean,"cooperate"?
你迟到了 You are late.
抱歉，我们得来谈谈这个问题 -We are sorry, we hadto talk about it still.
- 还有十分钟就关门了- 10分钟？ -We're closing in 10 minutes.-10 minutes?
留给他时间多的很哪，对吧？ He will have plenty of time left. Right?
好了吗，奥德雷？ Are you done yet? Ondrej?
他们就要走了 They really have to go now...
你们好 Hello.
- 桌子擦了吗？- 擦了- 椅子呢？ -Did you wipe the tables?-Yes. -And chairs?
- 一小时前擦的- 那么再擦一遍 -An hour ago.-Then wipe them again.
为什么？又没人坐 Why? Nobody sat there.
或许他们不坐的原因就是因为没擦干净 Maybe they didn't, becausethey weren't wiped.
爱丽丝，和我在一起你快乐吗？ Alice, are you happy with me?
- 那是什么问题？- 正常问题 -What kind of question is that?-Normal.
我想知道和我在一起你是否快乐 I'd like to know whetheryou're happy with me.
我没时间跟你开玩笑，我还得去银行 I don't have time forgames. I'm going to
让他们别关掉这家店 beg the bank, so theywouldn't close this down yet.
别忘了擦椅子啊 Don't forget the chairs.
晚上好，还记得我吗？ Good evening.Do you remember me?
记得…记得 I do...I do.
事实上我刚刚还在想你 I actually just thought of you.
- 是吗？什么让你想起了我？ -Really?What reminded you of me?
呵… Uh, well...
- 想吃点什么吗？- 我饿了 -Would you like anything to eat?-I'm starving.
但是我想你们已经关门了吧？ But I guess you aare closing already?
你想吃什么？ What wouldyou like to eat?
给我点惊喜 Surprise me.
卢德克？ Ludek?
卢德克 Ludek.
路易斯？ Louisi?
你现在可以下班了，没人会来了 You can go home now.Nobody will come anyway.
手真巧，像魔术师似的 Those are some skillful hands.Like a magician.
我自学的 I taught myself.
可惜不专业 Still an amateur though.
但你很认真！ But dedicated!
我喜欢做饭 I like it.
- 闻起来真香- 古老的家传配方 -Smells really good.-It's an old family recipe.
我的姐妹就是用这个抓住了他们丈夫是的心 My sisters caught my brothers-in-law on this meal.
难怪，它对我也挺起作用 No wonder.It's working on me too.
真的很好吃 It's fantastic.
这地方为什么人不多？ How come this placeisn't packed with people?
才开不久，并且位置挺偏僻 It hasn't been here long.It's off the main road.
我惊讶你还能找到 I'm surprised you found it.
- 鲁道夫跟我指的路- 是么 -Rudolf described the way really well.-Yeah.
你是来找他的把 You came here for him.
不是，我来找你 No. I came to see you.
是吗？ Really?
来还你的衣服 I owe you that jacket.
不急，你可以把衣服给鲁道夫就好了 There's no hurry.You could've just given in to Rudolf.
那我就见不到你了 That way I wouldn'tbe able to see you.
当然，我把他忘家里了 Of course I forgot it at home.
我住的地方离这很近 I live just a few minutes away.
所以如果你想自己去拿的话？ So if you'd like to pick it up...yourself...?
- 感觉真好- 是的… -That was amazing.-Yeah...
- 比我想象的还要好- 你早就想这样了吧？- 是的 -Even better than I imagined.-You have imagined this? -Hmm.
从第一眼见你的时候 From the first moment.
你为什么会觉得在打台球的时候我是在挑逗你呢？ Why do you thinkI was provoking you so muchwhen we played pool?
我以为你是在挑逗鲁道夫 I thoughtthat was for Rudolf.
他人不错，只是他有点… He is nice, buthe is a little...
- 老？- 不，我不介意年龄，我以前还遇到过比他更老的 -Old? -No, I don't mind that.I've had older.
- 是吗？- 是啊 -Really?-Mhm.
我和他不能玩的过火 I had to resurrecthim a bit.
- 怕他的老心脏折腾不起，好在没出事- 嗯哼 -and give him CPR,but he survived. -Mhm.
我觉得鲁道夫有点过于自信 Rudolf is a littletoo self-confident for me.
我更喜欢“笨蛋” I like "dorks"more.
是吗，谢谢 well thanks.
- 他们有时候就像头野兽一样，就像这样- 太夸张了吧 -But then they turn into a beast like this-Such exaggeration.
一点也不，我曾听到过她就像这样一直夸张地叫 She is not exaggerating.I haven't heard her going at itlike this in a while.
她是芭拉，我的室友 That's Barra. She liveshere with me.
- 很高兴见到你- 我也是 -Nice to meet you.-You too.
你一直就在这里吗？ You...have you beenaround here from the beginning?
- 不是，我们在中间才…- 她叫艾琳娜 No, we got here in the middle...-That's Irene.
…我们可不想打扰你们 ...but we didn't want to interrupt.
你们真好 That's nice of you.
我们自高中以来就未见过面 We haven't seen eachother since high
我碰巧在街上遇见他的！ school and I run intohim on the street!
我们喝了点酒 We had to go get a drink.
- 希望你没喝太多- 不会，你了解我的 -I hope you didn't drink too much.-Nah, you know me.
不到3杯 Not even 3 little shots.
恩… Uh...
- 他是同志吗？- 为什么这么问？ -And is he gay?-Why do you ask?
他用这么香的香水，你的衣服上都可以闻到 He uses such a sweet perfume.I can smell it from your jacket.
不…正好相反…佩帕喜欢女人… No...the opposite...Pepa loves women...
你知道的，他们总是弄些这种味道 You know, they always rub themselves
所以身上总是带着这种味… on him, so he smellslike all sweet...
我们难免抱一下，肩膀挨着 There was hugging,shoulder tapping,
我可能就沾到了他们的味道 I might have caughtsome of that smell.
- 那么你什么时候又要去见他呢？- 我不知道 -So when are you going to see him again?-I don't know.
我们没说下次见面 We didn't plan anything.
是吗 Aha.
我想，你一定得再见见他 I think, you definitelyshould see each other again.
大概他也很想再见你 because he probablyreally wants that.
这个“名片”怎么会在你口袋里？ Why would he leavethis "business card" in your pocket otherwise?
- 爱丽丝，别太敏感，我可以解释- 我洗耳恭听 -Alice, don't overreact. I can explain.-I'm all ears.
我不想听任何解释 I don't want to hear any explanations.
鲁道夫，别再解释了！ Rudolf, don't explain!
玛… Mar...
玛塔，别生气，玛塔… Marta, don't be mad. Marta...
你可以拿着这玩意！ You can take this with you!
别来这套，我可不会为你做任何冒险 Don't even try.I won't support your
别想了！ little adventures. Forget that!
爱丽丝！ Alice!
爱丽丝，你不能让他睡棚子里，他63岁了 Alice, you can't let him sleepin the shed. He is 63.
在追那女孩之前他就该想到这点 He should'vethought of that before he startedchasing that girl.
- 他是你的父亲- 正因为这样，他怎么能那样对母亲呢？ -It's your dad.-Exactly. How could he do that to mom?
在帕夫利克面前，你把他爷爷踢出门 What kind of exampleis this for Pavlik,
你是这样给他做榜样的吗？ when you kick hisgrandpa out like this?
就该让他看看一个出轨的家伙有什么后果 Let him seewhat happens to a manwhore.
噢… Ah...
如果你想站在他那一边，你可以走了 If you want to be on his sidejust go now then.
这儿有一张毯子和一些吃的 Here is a blanket and some food.
我可不要告密者的东西 I don't want anything from a tattletail.
鲁道夫，抱歉 Rudolf, I'm sorry.
我该对她说实话吗？ What was I supposedto tell her?
该死的，什么都不 -Something, dammit. Anything.
- 你本可以瞒的很好的- 那是对你而言 -You should've made something up.-Easy for you to say.
我什么也没穿，她拿着一边剪刀 I was completely nakedand she had a scissor
这么大！换做你也不知道怎么做 this big! You wouldn'tknow what to do either.
她侦查能力强，从她母亲那继承了这个 Talent for interrogation.She inherited that from her mom.
尽管如此，她母亲从不跟我较真 However, her mother never managed to get anything out of me.
我的良好记录已保持了35年了 My friend,I've kept a clean record for 35 years.
现在这次，因为你 And now this. Because of you.
我如此尴尬 So embarrassing.
而且我和那女的什么也没做 Especially since I didn'thave anything with that girl.
我知道 I know.
你怎么知道？什么？ How do you know?What?
你又在吹牛，是吧？ You would have bragged,wouldn't you?
不管怎么说 Well anyway
如果我妻子觉得我和能穿这个的女人在一起 If my wife believes I hadsomething with a creature thatcan fit into this,
- 那还不错，对吧？- 是的 -then that's nice, isn't it?-Well yeah.
黄色的药是治疗他的胆囊的 These yellow onesare for his gallblader.
在他工作前替他滴眼药 And you put thesedrops into his eyes before he leaves for work.
没有这些的话几小时他就看不见东西了 Without these he goesblind in a few hours.
我才不会替他干这些 I won't put anydrops into his eyes.
我对他很生气，你也该对他生气！ I am pretty mad at him.You should be too!
这是他的保暖毛衣 Here is a warm sweater for him.
只穿那件衬衫的话他会得肺炎的 He will catch a pneumonia in that shirt.
妈，他在外找女人，而你还在给他拿毛衣？ Mom, he is chasing some chickand you bring sweaters for him?
你为什么不把他赶出门啊？ Why would you kickhim out then?
他知道自己现在错了，他绝对知道！ -So he knows he's introuble! He definitely is!
如果他的每次每次出轨我都大惊小怪 But if I were to worry about eachone of his flings
- 那我早就累垮了- 每次出轨？ -I'd be all worn out by now.-There was more of this?
138次 138.
算上这次，139次 Counting the lastone too? 139.
每次我都知道 I knew about each one of them.
他每次都试图掩盖 Oh, he tried so hard tocover everything.
他以前把人带到海边去 He was going totake one to a sea. He'd
他去海边日光浴有一个月 been going to thesolarium for a month prior.
我不会觉得他的皮肤突然变黑有什么奇怪的 So I wouldn't think it's weird ifhe suddenly got a tan...
你为什么每次都知道呢？ How come youalways figured it out?
他照了照片 That dumbasstook pictures of them.
什么？你看到了他们的脸吗？ What? You know their faces?
噢，如果脸… Oh, if it was faces...
这是弗拉达娜，她是我灵感之源 Vladana. From Lod瀉.She was such an inspiration.
挂在… Hang on...
这是她臀部的曲线 this is the curve of her hip,
那个圈…是她的肚脐 and the circle...that's her bellybutton.
这个，叫乌尔丽卡，来自德累斯顿 Oh yes. Ulrika. From Dresden.
我想在过山车上设计两个回转，就像她的胸部 I wanted to build two bumpslike her boobs
但没人能承受的住 But nobody'd takethat kind of overload.
不过那个过山车还是太疯狂了 But still, that ridewas pretty wild.
玛塔从不愿跟我坐那个 Too bad Marta neverwanted to try it.
我总觉得遗憾 That's what I was alwaysa little sad about.
她从不会说： She never asked:
“做什么工作？”“我想和你一起去” ''What are you working on?''''I'd like to go with you.''
- 这是什么？- 哦… -What is this?-Well...
这是萨格勒布的卢比卡 That's Lubica. From Zagreb.
我的胶片用完了 I ran out of tape, you know.
然后我让她坐在泥土上 So I sat her intoa little bit of dirt.
等它干了，我给它上好釉 Then I waited for it to dry.I glazed it nicely
把它带回了家 Brought it home
我跟玛塔说这是陶瓷，她喜欢极了 I told Marta it was ceramicsShe loved it.
她很长一段时间都把它放在客厅的橱柜里 She had it on a shelf inthe livingroom for a long time.
后来我把它拿走了 Then I had to put it away because
因为每次她做清洁时 when she was cleaning and shining it
感觉我就像个神经病一样 it turned me on like mad.
你原谅了他的一切吗？ And you forgave him all that?
没有！但我又能怎么做呢？ Not at all!But what was I supposed to do?
破坏我们的家庭？迫使你与你父亲分开？ Destroy our family?Take your dad away from you?
- 你那么爱他- 是的，一直都爱 -You loved him so much.-Yes, until today.
他只是个普通人罢了，还指望他什么呢？ Well, well, well...It's just a man. What do you expect?
他的行动全取决于两腿中间的“指南针”、 He has a compass between his legs,
这并不是他的错 showing him direction.It's not his fault.
除此之外，他总是在世界各地飞来飞去 Besides, he was alwaysflying all over the world.
而我不能 I couldn't compete with that.
你知道除了和那些女人做爱，什么让我更痛苦么？ Do you knowwhat makes me more sad than all thesewomen combined?
他从未说过“玛塔，和我一起！ He never said''Marta, come with me!
让你看看我的成就！ So I can show youwhat did I build!
来吧，你可以看见 Come, so you can see it all.
你可以听见人们是如何带着恐惧和喜悦尖叫 So you can hear,how everyone screams
和我一起！” with fear and joy. Come with me!''
他从未这样说过 He never said that.
他不关心我的看法 He didn't care muchabout my opinion.
你应该立刻把他的“指南针”拧断、 You should've twistthat compass right off.
得了，那多浪费啊 -Come on, that would be a waste.
我已经享受到了这么多的快乐，现在仍是 It's been so much fun.And it still is. Still.
你也看到了，对吧 You see that, don't you.
不过我还得盯着点，以防哪个女人把它勾走 I still have to watch out, just so some other woman doesn'tlure him away. Still.
出轨也有好处 And all those infidelitieshad their advantages.
没有什么比让男人感觉愧疚更有用的了 There is no man more attentivethan the one feeling guilty.
你觉得一个男人如果他不是觉得愧疚 Do you think a man would buy you a Valentino purse just like that?
他会给你买华伦天奴钱包？ If he didn't feel guilty?
- 他给你买华伦天奴钱包了吗？- 还没，但他会的 -He got you a Valentino purse?-Not yet. But he will.
你知道是哪个吗？我会给你看的 You know which one?I showed it to you the other day.
你给他滴眼药的时候 Once you're giving him those eye drops
自然而然地提一下 just mention it inconspicuously.
- 妈，你就这么便宜，被他的一个钱包收买吗？- 便宜？ -Mom, you're letting him buy you back this cheap?-Cheap?
你知道那种钱包有多贵吗？ Do you know how expensive that purse is?
那就跟卖淫差不多 That's almostlike prostitution.
爱丽丝！这是你跟你母亲说话的方式吗？ Come on, Alice!Is this how you talk to your mother?
那些妓女把我们弄得跟便宜货似的 Those bitches arepushing our prices down.
他在追哪个女人并不重要 In the end, it's not important whichwoman is he chasing.
重要的是他最后回到谁的身边 but which onehe comes back to.
- 你好- 你好 -Hello.-Hi.
我有东西给你 I've got something for you.
那天打完台球之后你把这个忘在我女婿的衣服里了 You forgot it inmy son-in-law's jacket after we playedpool the other day.
- 我女儿发现了- 他还好吧？ -My daughter found it.-Is he in trouble?
他没有，倒是我，我替他承担了责任 He is not, I am.I took it upon myself.
- 在家真跟地狱一样- 我真的很抱歉- 我也是 -So it's been hell at home.-I am really sorry. -Me too.
特别是什么都没发生 Especially becausenothing really happened.
所以我在想如果我为此受到惩罚 So I'm thinkingif I got punished
是否该发生点什么 for it, whether it should happen.
- 那才公平…- 但是我有别人了 -That would be fair... -Yea...-But I just met somebody.
这么快？ This fast?
好吧，什么时候你不要他了，让我知道行吧 Well then, when youfind out what an idiot he is, let me know.
你会是第一个知道的 You'll be the first to know.
嘿，还我！ Hey! Give it back!
帮帮忙！抢劫！ Somebody stop them! Assholes!
混蛋！你听到了吗？还我！ Do you hear me? Give it back!
白痴 Idiots.
连什么更值钱都分不清楚 Can't tell,what's actually valuable.
- 你好- 你好 -Hi.-Hey.
你也不打电话，不露面，我只好这样联系你 You don't call, don't show up,I had to call you up this way.
- 还记得我住的地方，对吧？- 记得 -You still remember where I live, right?-Yes.
好的 Okay.
真不上去吗？ You really won't come upstairs?
我的腿好多了，看 My leg is much better. Look.
我很高兴，那么你就可以自己爬楼梯了，对吧？ I'm glad. So you can get upstairsby yourself, right?
当然 Of course.
幸好温度不高 I'm glad it wasn't on too much heat
否则你这只耳朵就得废掉了 otherwise you'd lose that ear.
这就是“热”线的来历 That's what I call a hotline.
你需要什么吗？ What did you need anyway?
你整天窗帘也不打开，我不知道你还好吗 You didn't open your curtains all day.I wanted to know if you're okay.
我… I was...
…直到你打电话来 ...until you called.
漏勺 Strainer.
你知道你妈妈以前把漏勺放哪的吗？ Do you know where mom used to keep the strainer?
这儿 There you go.
我来帮你吧 I'll help you clean up.
不用了，你自己也有很多事 Don't even start with that.You've got plenty yourself.
我给你找个女佣帮你打扫 Then I'll find a maid for you.Just for cleaning.
- 你可以来和我们一起吃- 不用，我很好 -You can come eat with us.-That's okay. I'm fine.
是么 Yea.
你应该少喝酒 You should lower the drinking.
你说的我跟个酒鬼似的 You're making meseem like an alcoholic.
奥德雷做红酒炖鸡的时候，你几乎吃光了所以的汁 -When Ondrej made Coq au vin, you
呃… ate almost all the sauce.-Well...
爸，你不能再这样下去了，就像住在地牢里 Dad, you can't go on like this!Can't live in a dungeon.
帕夫利克问过你 Pavlik had askedabout you. He said
他说你答应要帮他造个飞机的 you promised to help him build a plane.
我正在研究 I'm working on that.
或者你可以和奥德雷去打台球，同上次一样 Or you can go play poolwith Ondrej, like last time.
你知道那次的结果 You know how that went last time.
或者和你的一个… Well then take one of thoseyou know...your...
- 谁？- 你知道的 -Who?-You know.
- 奥德雷说的？- 不是，妈妈告诉我的 -Ondrej blabbered again?-No, mom told me.
- 她知道她们？- 所有的都知道 -She knew about them?-About all of them.
甚至你那爱照相留念的嗜好 Even about your photographic hobby.
噢，上帝 Oh my god.
你也看见了，她那次原谅你了。现在也不会介意 And you see. She forgave you that time,too, she wouldn't mind now.
我也不介意 I wouldn't either.
爱丽丝，我不想找任何人… Alice, you know,I don't even want to anymore...
…这里再也没有人等着我回来了 ...when I have nobody to come back to.
我还以为你不来了 I thought youwouldn't show up.
我也是这么想的 I thought so too.
- 拿这个干什么？- 我们可以打网球 -What do you have there?-I'm supposed to be playing tennis.
- 用这个？- 在地下室找到的，我小时候经常玩这个 -With this? -I found it in the basement.I used to play as a boy.
后来呢？ How did you do?
两年后我打网球已经非常好了 After two years I became apretty good ballboy.
让我来确使你打的更好 Well then we'll makesure you get better.
爱丽丝，今天我很累 Alice, I'm so tired today.
我打了五场… I played five sets...
你只要放松，剩下的交给我 Well then justrelax and leave it to me.
检测完全没有问题 The sample was completely fine.
你的丈夫就跟20岁的小伙子一样精力旺盛 Your husband is asfertile as a 20-year old.
- 那是什么问题，医生？- 再等些时间自然就有了 -What is the problem then, doctor?-Give it time.
- 这里做不太合适- 还说你是跳舞的？ -We can't even fit in here.-And you call yourself a dancer?
妈的 Fuck.
停下来，否则我们会再撞到的 Cut it out, or wecrash again.
等等，噢！ Wait. Ouch!
- 你咬我！- 就一口 -You bit me!-Just a little bit.
一点点？这么清楚，我回家了怎么说啊？ A little bit? It's visible,what do I say at home?
- 刹车出了问题- 真幸运你没出什么事，让我看看 -It was the brakes.-I'm glad nothing serious happened toyou. Let me see.
没事，医生说就这样戴几天 No, the doctor said it should stay likethis for a few days.
还好，不像这车，我们还必须买个新的 It'll be okay. Unlike this.We're going to have to get a new one.
没那么糟，我们可以把它们再装起来 I don't think it's that bad.We can just...glue this together.
- 刹车也是- 我再也不相信这辆车了 -And the brakes of course.-I don't trust this car anymore.
我们得换个更大更安全的车 We need something saferand bigger.
得了吧，那么好的车给你买菜还是干嘛？ Come on, for your shopping or what?
我们可没钱买，现在维持生活都很勉强 You know we can't afford that.We're barely holding up.
- 确实，是该做些什么了- 比如说？ -Exactly. It's time to do something.-Like what?
就这样 There you go.
- 车没问题吧？- 没问题 -You don't have protection?-No. I don't think so.
别担心，这是这类车中最安全的 Oh don't worry, this isthe safest car in its class.
- 你怎么突然就这样？- 就这样了呗… -What got to you? So suddenly?-It just happened.
你像这样运动一下 You know, when you'rerunning around like this.
噢… Oh come on...
哪儿学来的耐力？ Where did all this stamina come from?
网球课程 It's the tennis lessons, isn't it?
2号桌两份蔬菜千层面 Two vegetable lasagna for table two.
4号桌想要你们刚刚做的招牌菜 And those ladies on table 4 would like the specialty you were just making here.
好的，我们开始做吧 Of course, let's cook.
再来？ Again?
- 他打网球？- 是的- 奥德雷？- 是的 -He plays tennis? -Hmm.-Ondrej? -Yes.
已经有段时间了，一周三次 It's been a while.Three times a week.
确实有成效，他现在不同了，他… And it shows on him. He is different.He's got that...
- 和上次一样，他抓着我…- 然后？ -Like last time, he just grabbed me...-And what?
充满了激情 He's just full of enthusiasm.
那么你高兴吗？ So you're happy?
我很长时间都没这么快乐了 Hmm. Like I haven't been in a while.
奥德雷，现在停止这么做 Man, stop that right now.
- 什么？- 你的婚外情 -What?-The affair.
- 什么婚外情？- 你不能骗我，别再尝试了 -What affair?-You won't fool me. Don't even try.
听着，我不关心她是谁 Look, I don't care who
你跟她在一起多久了 she is, or how longhas it been going on.
趁着还有时间及早摆脱她 Just get rid of herwhile it's still time.
但你总是告诉我说那是对的 But you always toldme that for the
你已经做到了 well-being...-It did its job.
她现在很快乐 She's happy now.
你根本不知道你走的这条路有多危险 You just don't realize how thin,is the ice you're walking on.
听我说，骗你的妻子就好像在雷区里行走 My friend, cheating on your wife,is like being in a mine field.
一步错，你就彻底完蛋！完蛋！ One wrong step and you fly! Fly!
现在她高兴 Now she's happy,
是因为她觉得她有了一个特别的存在 because she finally has someonespecial on her side
特别是她觉得你成熟了 but especially because she thinks thatyou finally grew up.
但如果她发现这其中另有隐情 But she will find out thatsomeone else helped you with that.
她再也不会相信你了，你可以试试 She's not going to spare you anything.You can bet on that.
她会割掉你的兄弟 Buddy, she will capture thatlittle bird of yours
把它塞进绞肉机，做成汉堡 stuff it into the meat grinder,make it into burgers
会让你亲手端给你的客人 and force you toserve them with your own hands in your restaurant.
- 别担心，一切都在我的掌控之中- 是么 -Don't worry, I've got it under control.-I see.
- 佩帕- 好，谢谢- 代我问好- 我会的 -Pepa. -Yea. Thanks.-Tell him I say hi. -I will.
他的朋友，他们一起打网球 -That's his friend,they play tennis together. -Aha.
我应该送他张新年贺卡 -I should send him a thank-you card for
他会很高兴的 New Years.-That would please him.
谢谢，也祝你圣诞快乐 Thank you.Merry Christmas to you too.
- 爸爸，圣诞老人什么时候来啊？- 一会就来，帕夫利克 -Dad, when is Santa coming?-In a little bit, Pavlik.
等下 Hang in there.
- 你的圣诞老人在这，我带给你一个惊喜- 什么？ Your Santa is here.I brought you something. -What?
- 你在哪？- 你猜 -Where are you?-Guess.
- 你需要帮助吗？- 不用，我可以- 好的 -Do you need help?-No, I can manage. -Okay.
- 我来做- 好的，不错 -I'll do it.-Yeah! Good.
你要来拿礼物吗？ Are you coming for that gift?
我得去扔垃圾 I'm going to take out the trash.
但是，帕夫利克已经等的不耐烦了 But hurry, Pavlikis getting impatient.
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
你疯了吗？！ Are you crazy?!
- 你不会想来次滑雪旅行吧？- 我想你 -Weren't you supposed to be on a ski trip?-I missed you.
今天是圣诞节，我想见你，谢谢你的礼物 It's Christmas, I wanted to seeyou and thank you for the gift.
你喜欢么？ Do you like it?
很漂亮 Beautiful.
但是你低估了我的胸围 But you underestimated me.
尺码得再大一点才行 It could've been onesize bigger.
还是谢谢你 Thank you though.
这是给你的 And this is for you.
以前那个可能会被怀疑 The old onecould be suspicious.
谢谢 Thank you.
照你的尺寸买的 Just so you keep your form.
我得买个尺寸稍小的，对吧？ I could've gotten one size smaller, right?
没关系，等我怀孕了就正好合适了 That's not a problem.I'll fill it up when I get pregnant.
你好，我能和你谈谈吗？ Hello.May I speak with you?
路易斯，你能先出去一会吗？ Louis, could you leave usalone for a minute?
- 爱丽丝，别生气- 我怎么会生气呢？我理解你 -Alice, don't get mad.-Why should I? I understand you.
- 你理解我？- 是的 -You understand me?-Yes.
我知道了，你有人选了 It's been clear to me,that you desire another person.
真希望你早点告诉我 I would just prefer if you toldme about it right away.
- 我知道，爱丽丝，我…- 看来报纸上打广告真的有用 -I know, Alice, I...-A newspaper ad would work.
- 广告？- 是的，我该早就想到的 -An ad? -Yes. Actually, I should'vethought of that on my own.
现在我们的生意这么好 The businessstarted going really well,
很明显我们需要个女服务员 we apparently need another waitress.
那女孩不错 This girl is perfect.
等等，你想雇她？ Wait. Do you want to hire her?
当然，路易斯一个人忙不过来 Of course. Louis can't keepserving the whole place by himself.
我不觉得，我认为他做的不错，我会帮着他的 I don't know, I think he got better.I'd still try it with him.
你也看到了，她会招来很多男顾客 You'll see, she willattact guys to come here.
我不觉得她有什么特别之处 I don't know whatthey would see in her.
你可能觉得她做不好，但相信我 She might not workfor you, but trust me,
会有很多人上门的 they will come breaking in.
看看她的胸部！她的臀部！ Look at those boobs!And that ass!
连我都忍不住被吸引 I would go for that too.
来吧，让我给你介绍，来吧！ Come here, let meintroduce you. Come!
萨萝塔？ Sarota?
这是萨萝塔，这是奥德雷 This is Sarota.And this is Ondrej.
我的丈夫和厨师- 萨萝塔，很高兴见到你- 奥德雷 My husband and a chef.-Sarota, nice to meet you. -Ondrej.
- 你想在这里工作？- 只跳舞我可活不下来 -So you'd like to work here?-I can't get by just with dancing.
跳舞，那么你没有做服务生的经验了？ Ah, a dancer. So you don't have thenecessary experience as a waitress?
我曾在一条游轮上做过两年的服务生 I'd been a waitress on a cruise shipfor two years.
她上高中时在佛罗里达，西班牙，希腊工作过 And she workedin Florida, Spain and Greece during high school.
- 我无所谓- 你怎么可以拒绝呢？ -I had no idea.-Well, how could you?
你想看看推荐信之类的吗？ -Would you liketo see recommendations?
- 是的- 不必了 -Yes.-That won't be necessary.
让我们来看看合同，在谈论些其他事 -Let's look at thecontract and talk
其他事？ about that other thing.-What other thing?
什么其他事？ What other thing?
- 这…这太荒谬了！- 怎么了？ -This...this is just madness!-Why?
她会扫地，洗熨衣服 She will clean a bit,do some laundry,
替我照看父亲 ironing, and watchover him for me.
和给她的那点工资相比太划算了 -It's worth it forthat minimal rent.
你对她一点都不了解 -You don't even knowanything abouth her.
- 谁知道她哪来的？- 你对她有什么成见？我觉得她不错 -Who knows who she is?-What is your problem with her? I like her.
你爸上夜班回来 Your dad willcome home from a night
他们可能就搅一起了 shift and his placemight be cleared out.
- 别这么说- 这可能啊 -Come on.-It happens.
这对他也不错，他现在死了妻子 And this is also a "great" idea.He is a widower. Mourning.
所以你就安排一个女孩在他身边 And you plant a younggirl there for him.
这会让他不乱想些事情 It'll get his mindoff things.
- 算了吧，你了解他的- 那又怎么？ -Well there you go. You know him.-So what? Even if.
他都够当她爷爷了 He's almost 3 timesolder than
他可能会犯心脏病 her. He might even get a heart attack.
很明显，萨萝塔有着丰富的心肺复苏经验 Apparently, Sarota has experiencewith CPR.
并且父亲要比那些人好得多 But still, dad is betterthan that other guy.
- 那些人？- 她的其他情人 -The other guy?-Some lover.
- 她有对你说过她的情人么？- 说过，顺便提了下 -She mentioned someone to you?-Yeah, just by the way. You know.
但是她以为仅仅靠做爱就能巩固一段关系么？ But how can she build a relationship only on himbeing good in bed?
可怜的女孩 Poor girl.
她说她床上功夫了得？ Good in bed, she said?
我们来帮你把 We are coming to help you.
不用了，谢谢，我可以的 -It's not necessary,thank you. That was all.
我们可以去吃些东西 Aha. Well then we can goget something to eat.
帕夫利克现在在他姑姑家，我们可以去好好吃一顿 Pavlik is away at his aunts' so we
吃？刚过完圣诞就吃？我会吐的 have to usethe opportunity. Eat? After Christmas?I'll burst.
好吧，那做些运动怎么样？ Okay then, howabout some exercise.
- 打网球怎么样？- 主意不错 -How about tennis?-That's a great idea.
我们可以两人混打，然后我来看你表演 We can play in mixed doubles.Finally I get to see you play.
你和佩帕打球的时候一直在干什么呢？ What have you and Pepa been doing on
捡球？ the courts all thistime? Look for balls?
我的技术还不错啦 I'm more of a clay player.
新球拍的缘故 The new racket does it too.I'm not
我不习惯这个，我们合作的也不好 used to it. We're not coordinated.
- 那么我们交换搭档？- 没门，我可不想换 -So we switch partners?-No way. I'm satisfied.
看到了没？我跟你说过他们会相处很好的 See? I told you they will get along.
好像很早以前他们就认识似的 It's as if they knew each other before.
我不记得他上次这么开心是什么时候了 I don't rememberwhen was the last time I saw himhaving fun like this.
看看他，多得意啊 Look at him, flaunting.
我觉得他又回到了从前 I feel like I know him again.
我也是 Me too.
鲁道夫！ Rudolf!
你的咖啡 Don't forget the coffee.
无糖浓咖啡，正是你喜欢的 Strong, no sugar. Justthe way you like it.
如果你再这样宠我 If you're goingto spoil me like this,
我就不用开车，今晚就待你这了 I'll stop driving andstay here with you instead.
- 晚安- 晚安 -Good night.-Night.
- 晚上好- 晚上好 -Good evening.-Good evening.
- 你到底在干吗？- 什么？ -What are you doing?-What?
工作，打网球，呆在这里 Well, this! Work,tennis, moving in here.
- 你的妻子的主意- 但你还是高兴的接受了 -Your wife offered this.-But you accepted it happily.
我想和你在一起 I want to be with you.
我再也不想这样了 I don't want this anymore.
在做爱之后我听到的第一件事是： First thing I hear after makinglove is:
“你看到我的袜子了吗？” ''Have youseen my other sock?''
你知道你在干什么吗 You knew what you weregetting yourself into.
这对你有好处，你说过 It worked for you. Yousaid, that as a married
因为我是结了婚的男人，你不会一直在我身边打扰我 man I won't be aroundbothering you all the time.
是的，但那时是我还未陷入爱情 Yes, but I wasnot in love yet.
你疯了吗？爱丽丝时刻都在家里 Are you mad? Alice will be home any minute.
你想让他看到我们在一起吗？ Do you wanther to see us together?
你难道不觉得更刺激吗？ You aren't turned on by that idea?
天哪，可能是爱丽丝的电话 Jesus Christ,that's probably Alice.
如果我不接的话，她会怀疑的 If I don't pick up, it'll be suspicious.
- 接吧？- 什么？现在？ -Pick up then.-What? Now?
是的 Yes.
- 嘿- 嗨，我们儿子怎么样？ -Hey.-Hi. How's our little boy?
好啊，他很好，他们很宠爱他 Good, he's good.They are...almost spoiling him.
我也想宠爱你 I want to spoil you too.
晚上早点回来，我想你 Come home sooner,at night. I miss you.
我可能回不来了 I don't think I could.
路都被冻住了，很滑… Roads are frozen. It'sslippery...terribly.
就不能跟我说点好的吗 Well then at leasttell me something nice.
你的声音让我兴奋 Your voice turns me on.
你的也是 Yours turns me on too.
很好，继续 Thats nice. Go on.
鲁道夫？ Rudolf?
鲁道夫！ Rudolfe!
- 你在做什么？- 那是她应得的 -What are you doing?-That's what she deserves.
在她的墓碑那发现了这个 I found thisby her memorial.
她把这个藏在壁橱后面，所以我找不到 This she hid in the closet, behinda vacuum so I wouldn't find it.
看看这里，郁金香 And look here. Tulips.
到此都是郁金香，我真是个白痴 Everywhere. Tulips! And I, the idiot,
我从来都以为她喜欢玫瑰 for my whole lifethought she loved roses.
她同时也期骗了我，你知道她和谁在一起吗？ Meanwhile she was cheating on me.You know who with?
她的按摩师 With her masseur.
看看这个 Look here.
这些是她的日历，看 These are her calendars.Look.
郁金香的标记就意味着他们在那一天有约会 The little tulip mark meansthey had a date on that day.
看到了吗？这么多郁金香上帝… See it? So many tulips.God...
我不知道你在计较个什么 I don't know why youmake such a big deal
你骗了她那么多次… out of this, you cheatedon her many times...
- 那可不同，我是个男人- 是 -Come on, that's different.I'm a man. -Yea.
妈的，别给我按摩！ Dammit, stop massaging me!
你知道她做按摩有多少年了吗？ Do you know how longhad she been getting
15年了，奥德雷 those massages? 15 years, my friend!
我真是觉得悲哀，我要找到那混蛋！ And I felt bad for her. I will findthat bastard!
鲁道夫，别这样，你是打不过按摩师的 Rudolf, come on!A masseur can be a huge guy.
说的对 You're right.
- 嘿- 嗨 -Hey!-Hi.
你认识她吗？ Did you know her?
是的 Yes.
很抱歉问你这样的问题 I'm sorry to ask you like this.
我住在这附近，看到过你几次 I live across from here and I saw
所以我有些好奇 you here a fewtimes, so I got curious.
- 我想，她是你的家人- 不是 -I thought: Maybe family.-No, no.
但我们关系很好 But we were close.
非常好 Very.
你认识她多少年了呢？ How long haveyou known her?
很多年了，但你可能不会有兴趣听的 For years. But you can'tbe interested in that.
我很有兴趣 I am. Very.
当我第一次见到她的时候 When she came to mefor the first time, her
她的身体一直抽筋，非常厉害 body was a one bigcramp. Blocked all over.
你帮了她，是吧 And you helped herwith that, didn't you.
我努力了，但并不容易 I tried, but it wasn't easy.
总需要时间 It required time, you know.
这不并不是一见钟情之类的 It wasn't anything like alove at first sight.
我明白了 I understand.
后来很长一段时间，我们的关系就慢慢变得亲密 We were slowly moving towards eachother for a long time.
- 我们首先聊聊天，然后我们一起散步…- 为什么送郁金香呢？ -At first we talked, then we tookwalks together... -Why tulips?
我觉得她需要改变一下 I think she needed a change. Her
她丈夫总是给她买玫瑰 husband stuffed herwith roses all the time.
- 我猜他可能以为她喜欢玫瑰！- 听起来还真像她丈夫 -I guess he thought she liked roses!-Yes, that does sound like him.
我认为他并不知道怎样才能使她真正高兴 I believe thathe did not really had an idea about what makes her happy.
比如说？ Like what?
比如说，他并不知道她是多么喜欢它们的香味 For example, he had no idea howmuch she loved their scent.
每年，郁金香花开的时候 Every year, when tulipswere blooming
她都把我带到一个公园里 she took me to a garden
让她自己被它们包围，我闻着她的香味 and covered herself with them.And I would smell her.
在我的人生中我从未闻到过那么美好的味道 Never in my life had I smelledsomething that beautiful.
是我带她去的那个公园！ I showed herthat garden!
我们在那“造”的爱丽丝 That's whereAlice was made.
我们去的每个地方 My friend, everywherewe've been,
她都会带他去 she tookhim there too.
或许她是想纪念那个地方 Maybe she wantedto remind herself of it.
在我们度蜜月的旅馆里 In the hotel we spent our honeymoon in,
地板满是玫瑰 they floodedthe whole floor.
- 他们还弄破了水床- 钥匙在那？ -They broke the waterbed.-where are your keys?
- 你想去哪，我开车送你- 不不不不 -My friend, I'll drive you anywhere.-No, no, no, no, no.
她把他带到了我们第一次见面的地方——那个过山车！ She took him on that ride,where we first met!
他们没坐，因为她担心他会生病 They didn't go on it, becausehe was worried he'll get sick.
婊子 Pussy.
你知道当我问到他是否觉得和她在一起时 You know what he toldme, when I asked him why
他怎么说的吗？ does he think she was with him?
她知道我想要什么，我渴望什么，这样看着她就足够了 She knew I wanted, I desired, to look ather so much.
- 真的吗？- 是的，他是这样说的 -Seriously?-Yes. That's how he said it.
她需要的是那个一直注视着她的人 She needed someone who wouldn't taketheir eyes off her.
怎么了？ What is it?
没什么，只是看看你 Nothing. I'm looking at you.
为什么是现在？ Why now?
我早就该这样的 I should've done it a long time ago.
- 你也把衣服忘这里没收吗？- 是啊 -Did you also forget the laundry out here?-Yea.
胸衣不错，没见你穿过啊 Nice corset.Haven't seen you wear it.
- 不常穿，小了- 是么 -I don't wear it often. It's small on me.-Aha.
别这样！跟你说过多少次我们已经完了？ Cut it out! How many times should I
明白？ tell you that it'sover? Understand that!
- 但我是为了你留在这里的- 没人让你呆这里，别这样！ -But I only stayed here because of you.-Nobody's keeping you here. Stop it!
好的，8点，谢谢 Alright, 8 o clock. Thanks.
瓦多瓦街，马克思餐厅- 瓦多瓦第几街？ Wadowa street to Caf?Max.-Wadowa, what street number?
- 第八号街- 什么名字？ -Eight.-That's from us. What name?
没关系，鲁道夫，我取消了这单 Doesn't matter, Rudolf, I passedthe order.
真糟糕，我知道了 That's too bad, I'd take that.
那样的话，那边你可以搭两个游客 Well in that case, youcan take 2 tourists there.
我正在去的路上，谢谢，露卡 On my way.Thanks, Lucka.
- 非常感谢- 祝你愉快- 谢谢 - Thank you very much.-Have a nice time. -Thank you.
- 晚上好- 晚上好 -Good evening.-Good evening.
这里真不错，真令人惊喜 It looks nice here.You surprised me.
萨萝塔，我有话对你说 Sarota, I need to tell you something.
我知道你可能会恨我，但我想结束我们的关系 I know you will probably hate me,but we need to end this.
我爱我的妻子，我不想失去她 I realized I love my wife and Idon't want to lose her.
那么你带我到这来是因为你不想我对你大吵大闹是吗？ So you took me hereonly because you didn't want me to create a scene, right?
那正是我所希望的 well, that's whatI was hoping for.
好吧 Alright.
如你所愿 As you wish.
- 打扰一下，一切还好吧？- 还好 -Excuse me, is everything alright?-Yes, of course.
有什么需要的吗？ What can I get you?
你们这里最好的是什么？ What is the best thing you offer here?
那要看你喜欢什么了 That depends on what you like.
最贵的呢？ Depending on price?
可以使用信用卡吗？ Do you take credit cards?
我给你拿菜单 I'll bring you a menu.
晚上好 Good evening.
让让，先生们，二十号的棕发女人 Move it, gentlemen, theredhead on table 20
要了菜单上一半的葡萄酒 ordered half of the menu withher Chateau Margot.
- 那么多你喝不完吧- 没关系，我一样一样品尝 -You can never eat all that.-Doesn't matter, I can taste it.
- 不- 爱丽丝！ -No.-Alica!
你好- 你好，萨萝塔 Hey.-Hey, Sarota.
- 你一个人在这干嘛呢？- 他一会就来 -What are you doing here alone?-He'll be along.
坐吧 Have a seat.
我们可以一起等他 We can wait for him together.
好的 Okay.
- 我很高兴能够见到他- 是么 -I'll be glad to finally meet him.-Hmmm.
- 你们在一起多久了- 几个月了 -How long have you been together?-A few months -Aha.
- 你们是怎么认识的？- 打台球- 台球？ -So how did you meet?-Playing pool. -Pool?
- 在那我们就干上了- 是么？ -He did some magic with me there.-Really?
我都想问自己 I was almost asking myself,
之前他通常是做几次啊 how many times he's done that before.Hmmm.
- 那他一定不是我家那位- 你这样想？ -He must be different frommine. -You think so?
晚上好，需要喝点什么吗？ Good evening.Can I get you anyting to drink?
给我水就好了 Only water for me.
不要红酒了吗？ No Chateau Margot then?
- 我不能喝酒- 你身体不舒服吗？ -I can't drink.-Are you sick?
- 不是，怀孕了 -No. Pregnant.
恭喜啊！ Congratulations!
- 你需要点什么，女士？- 水，很多水 -What can I get for you madam?-Also water. A lot of it.
我该把它端桌子上还是桌子下？ -Should I bring ithere or under the table?
怎么是桌子下？ -Why under the table?
发生什么事了？你不喜欢这么？ What happened? Youdidn't like it here?
这是我来过最糟的地方 The worstI've been through.
- 恭喜！保密做的不错- 你也在这？ -Congratulations! Perfect secrecy.-You're here too?
我跟你说什么了？马上结束你的婚外情 What did I tell you?End that affair right away.
你以为我在这干嘛呢？ What do you think I was trying to do here?
- 不过太晚了- 为什么这么说？ -It's too late though.-Why late?
呕吐 Sickness.
不是食物的问题，她怀孕了 That's not from food.She's pregnant.
怀孕？ Pregnant?
那你就不仅仅是麻烦了，你完蛋了 Tnen you are not just in trouble.You are fucked.
你说的对，我现在该怎么办呢？ -Thanks for that. What do I do now?
- 你问我？- 经验丰富，不是吗？ -You're asking me?-You have experience, don't you?
我可没这种经验！ Not of this kind!
我跟你说：别把自己弄的脱不了身啊 I told you: Don't get stuck in it.
- 真觉得自己是个白痴- 你确实是 -I feel like a complete idiot.-And so you are.
至少你比我及早发现 At least you found that outbefore I did.
别想着两个都不伤害到 You can't save it with both.
选择其中一个，你就是幸运的 You will be lucky if you get one.
当然你得知道选哪一个 If you know which one, of course.
- 好点了吗？- 恩 -Better?-Mhm.
先生，蛋糕准备好了 Sir, the cake is ready.
你什么时候觉得可以了，给我个信号 Whenever you areready, give us a signal.
萨萝塔，你确定我不认识他吗？- 谁？ Sarota, are you sure I don't know him?-Who?
孩子的父亲 The father of your baby.
好吧 Alright then.
如果你想知道的话… If you want to know...
祝你生日快乐祝你生日快乐 Happy Birthday to youHappy Birthday to you
祝你生日快乐，亲爱的萨萝塔 Happy Birthday dear Sarota
祝你生日快乐 Happy Birthday to you.
祝你生日快乐，吾爱 Happy Birthday my love.
抱歉让你久等了 -I'm sorry to keepyou waiting like this.
- 我是想给你个惊喜- 爸？ I wanted to surprise you. -Dad?
- 爱丽丝，你在这干嘛呢？- 那么你呢？ -Alice, what are you doing here?-And you?
如你所见，不是吗？ You see, don't you? Iwanted something special
我给萨萝塔准备了特别的生日礼物 for Sarota's birthday
奥德雷说这个地方非常不错 -Ondrej said so many goodthings about this place.
您需要把椅子么？ -Would you like another chair?
- 好的- 好 -Sure.-Ji.
- 还有人要来么？- 我觉得不用了，你觉得呢？ -Is anyone else coming?-I'm not expecting anyone. Are you?
我们现在切蛋糕吧！ Let's cut the cake then!
爱丽丝，很抱歉在这种情况下你才了解情况 Alice, I'm sorry you found outthis way.
我很尴尬，我不知道怎样告诉你你才能接受 I was so embarrassed.I didn't know, how to tell you this so you'd accept it.
…你是说…你们两个一起？ Like...you mean...you two together?
什么时候开始的？ Since when?
还记得你看到的那些女人的短内裤么？ Do you rememberwhen you found those panties?
那是你的吗？ Those were yours?
那么所有的这些台球游戏…？ So all these games of pool...?
我还以为你会一直消沉下去… I was worried thatyou are mourning
没想到你真的很勇敢 too much...and you were so brave.
之前萨萝塔和我还不怎样 Sarota did not have it easywith me back then.
但当你把她送到我身边时 -But when you brought her to me,
- 我将它当作一个信号- 什么信号？ I took it as a sign.-What sign?
我应该停止悲伤 That I should stop mourning.
我想你不会反对的 I thought you'dnot be against it.
但是调情和两个人在一起是不同的… But a little flirt is different thanactually getting together...
…还要照顾小孩- 萨萝塔又不是小孩！ ...and taking care of a child.-Sarota is not a child!
- 但她有了！- 什么？ -But she's going to have one!-What? -Hmm.
- 她怀孕了- 是吗？ -She's pregnant.-Really?
真是难以置信！萨萝塔，你是不是和我一样高兴？ That's unbelievable!Sarota, are you as happy as I am?
- 喝香槟庆祝！- 她不能喝酒 -Champagne!-She can't drink.
那么我来喝，大家一起 Then for me. For everybody!
我亲爱的朋友们，我想炫耀一下，我今年63岁了 My friends, I'd liketo brag. I'm 63 years
我和这位美丽的人儿有了小孩 old, having a baby withthis beautiful creature.
她不漂亮吗，我的朋友们？ Isn't it beautiful, my friends?
女士们怎么看起来不高兴？ Why are you ladieslooking so sour?
你是否知道你在把自己置于什么样的境地，你这把年纪 I'm not sure whether you realize what you're getting yourselfinto. In your age.
噢，别这样，什么年纪？ Oh please, what age?
爱丽丝，难道你更愿意她跟哪个已婚的白痴在一起么？ Alice, would you prefer if she had it withsome married idiot?
那会给她留下什么呢？一个破裂的家庭？ What would be left for her?Destroying a family?
你知道这样会有多少人不幸？ Do you know how many peoplewould be left unhappy?
她最终只会一个人带着孩子 She would end up alone anyway.With a baby.
难道这样不好么？ Isn't this a better option?
并且，我对她是个不错的选择 Besides, I am alwaysthe better option.
我们可以一起变老 -We can grow old together.
你不觉得你做的太过了吗？ -Didn't you notice you'rea bit ahead in this?
你认为她在找到下一个之前会花多少时间？ -How long, do you think,it'll take before she
别低估了你的父亲！ finds someone else? -Don'tunderestimate your father!
萨萝塔… 奱rlotka...
…你要离开我吗？ ...are you going to leave me?
如果你不首先离开我 If you don't leave me first.
我怎么会离开你呢？我很高兴我们在一起 Why would I leave you?I'm happy that you have me.
至少我的人生还有什么值得期待 At least I have something to look forward to.
我们在庆祝什么呢？ What are we celebrating?
庆祝我们在一起的第2431天 That you are still with me. 2431 days,
值得纪念，不是吗？ that counts for acelebration, doesn't it?
- 噢，我还以为你知道了- 知道什么？ -Oh, I thought you knew about it.-About what?
不会把！ No?!
是的，七周了 Hmm. Seven weeks.
我从未怀疑过你的能力 I never doubtedyour fertility.
- 这是你做的吗？- 不是，我只是想让你尝尝 -Did you cook this?-No, I just wanted you to taste it.
如果你喜欢的话，我们可以在自己的餐馆做 If you liked it, we couldcook it at our restaurant.
- 我为你点的- 8点那个？- 是的 -I ordered it for you.-For 8 o clock? -Yes.
- 怎么了？- 噢，没事 -Aha.-What? -Oh, nothing...
实在抱歉…我还以为你在欺骗我 Imagine this: I thought you werecheating on me. I'm sorry.
抱歉，我不知道我怎么了，抱歉… I'm sorry, I don't know whatgot into me. Sorry...
你是永远都不会那么做的 You could never dosomething like that.
是的，我不会 Yes, I wouldn't.
但是爸爸！等会我告诉你他做了什么 But dad! Wait till Itell you what he did.
你绝对不会相信 You're not going to believe that.
嘿，鲁道夫，我得再谢谢你 Hey, Rudolf, I have tothank you again.
为了什么？ For what?
你承担了一切 Taking it all upon yourself.
你怎么就这么确定那孩子不是我的呢？ Why are you so sure thatit wasn't true?
- 我能保留它吗？- 当然，它是你的 -Can I really keep it?-Of course, it's yours.
- 我该拍些什么呢？- 随便你想拍什么 -What should I take pictures of?-Whatever you want.
我不会告诉你该怎么做 I'm not goingto tell you what to do,
但是你注意到那个红头发的小女孩了吗？ but did you noticethat redhead?
看到了 Yes, I did.
- 爷爷，这里不能进去- 我知道 -But Grandpa, you can't go in there.-I know.
但是如果我们总是按规矩办事 But if we never did anythingthat's not allowed
那我们永远都不会享受到生活的乐趣 we wouldn'thave any fun in life.