环 Uni
环球 Univer
环球私 Universal
环球私人 Universal Ci
环球私人影 Universal Cine
环球私人影咖 Universal Cinema
- 该走了 - 好 - Yo, let's go.- yep.
? yeah, building a house so it ?
? can fall at the first brick ?
? if the cement don't stick ?
? but i've been told that it only gets harder from there ?
? mm, i said now that i'm young, i just do what i do ?
? i don't second-guess too much ?
? shed my ties, and i'm not that wise ?
? i'm not a grown-up... ?
兄弟 我们得自己找个店面 We have got to get a retail space, man.
我真受够那些承包商了 I'm so over these contractors
整天压榨我们的利润 Nickel and diming our margins all day.
好的 知道了 Yeah. i hear you, man.
注意玻璃 Watch the mirror.
搞定 That's it.
马上就好 Come on, man.
兄弟 我是泰山 Hey, Pal, it's Tarzan.
在谷歌找到了你的电话 希望没错 Found your number on google. hope it's the right one.
听着 我知道过了好久了 Look, I know it's been a while,
但既然我们是从坦帕开始的 But since we're coming up through tampa,
我猜你会想知道 I figured you'd want to know.
达拉斯有个坏消息 I got some real bad news about Dallas.
他不在了 兄弟 He's gone, bro.
我能帮你吗 Can I help you?
你好 我是来守灵的 Hi. I'm here for the wake.
这里没有守灵仪式呀 There's no wake here.
各就各位 All aboard!
好吧 抱歉 我好像听见他们了 Okay. sorry. i think i actually hear it.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, baby!
我的天 什么风把你也吹来了 Holy shit. what the fuck are you doing here?
你的浴巾 浴巾 浴巾啊 Your towel. your towel. your towel.
哦耶 随它去 亲爱的 Oh. yeah. just go with it, baby.
大家伙 接稳了哟 Hey, fellas! catch and release!
不要 不要 不 No! no, no, no!
? millions of people living as foes ?
入水动作不错嘛 Nice entrance.
嘿 你穿这身行头来干嘛 老兄 Hey, what's with this fucking suit, bro?
我也不知道 Well, i don't know.
某人告诉我来这参加守灵 Somebody told me this was a wake.
啥守灵 A wake?
是啊 达拉斯的 他还活着吗 Yeah. Dallas. he's not dead?
是你说他死了么 You told him he was dead?
我们只是想要你过来 可我们 We were gonna invite you, but we got --
喝多了两杯 我们觉得 But we had a fucking couple of drinks, and we were like,
他有妞儿又有活儿干 "he's got the girl and the job,
除非我们能实在吸引到他 否则请不动他 And he's not gonna come unless we really get his attention."
好吧 如果没死 那他人呢 Okay, If he's not dead, then where is he?
他特么抛弃我们了 找了些小鲜肉 He fucking bailed on us, man. he took the kid.
到国外去发展了 Started a new show overseas.
喔 哪儿 Wow. where?
澳蒙 Macaw.
澳门 Macau.
遥远的中国 Fucking china.
某些操蛋的投资商花了大笔银子请达拉斯 Some d-bag investor offered Dallas a whole bunch of money --
别再提他 别增加这个名字的力量了 Don't say his name, man. don't give it that power.
我就要说他的名字 他又不是什么伏地魔 I can say his name. he's not fucking voldemort.
妈的 第一次你从阳台上翻了下去 Fuckin' first time you backflipped off that balcony
还是在大半夜 In the middle of the night.
我还想再试一次 结果萎了 I was thinking about doing it again and then punked out.
她来了 看看 小酸酸 Here she is. yeah, liquid acid, man.
能让你找回最初的样子 That'll take you back to the original self.
不 别和我扯犊子 老兄 No, fuck that shit, man.
我醒来发现自己在停车场的一台车子底下 I woke up under a car in the parking lot.
- 白影 来认识下麦奇 - 嗨 - White shadow, meet mikey. - hi.
- 麦奇·莱恩 白影. - 知道 我们见过了 - Mikey lane, white shadow. - yeah. we've met.
- 喔 我想她对你有好感哦 麦克 - 好了 Oh, I think she likes you, mike.- all right.
好 好 好 够了 她绝对喜欢你 Okay. okay. okay. oh, yeah, she definitely likes you.
卧槽 Jesus fuck.
看起来还不错啊 麦克 最近怎么样 You look good, mike. how's everything going, man?
都不错 老兄 Things are good, man.
还真是不错 最近生意压力大啊 They're really good. the business is crushing it.
订单多 可雇员太少 We got so many orders, i don't even have enough employees.
嗯 我都不知道 Uh, i don't know.
我们准备继续扩大 再开个销售点 We're about to expand and get a retail spot.
- 那挺不错啊 兄弟 - 是啊 兄弟 我只是 - That's nice, man. - yeah. dude, i'm just --
我只是很高兴可以经营自己的事业 I'm just happy to be running my own show for once.
我感觉还不错 I feel that one.
你的那个她还好么 How's the old girl?
她挺好的 嗯 She's good, man. yeah.
- 真的 - 真的 我是说 - Yeah? - yeah, i mean...
你们 你们都还没告诉我 You guys -- you still haven't told me
你们最近在坦帕过得如何 What the fuck y'all are doing in tampa.
今天你会看到的 老弟 Today, you are looking at it, brother.
尽情沐浴在我们的好运光辉下吧 Just basking in the glory of our good fortune.
明天我们就要动身去美特尔海滩了 But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage to myrtle beach
- 去参加大会 - 不错 - For the convention. - that's right.
最后一支舞了 宝贝 One last fucking ride, baby.
达拉斯走了之后怎么样 How's that work without Dallas?
这个嘛 我们…托比亚斯是新主持 Well, you see, we, uh... tobias is gonna m.c.
好了 好了 好了 All right, all right, all right!
各位美女今晚过得如何 How y'all ladies doing here tonight?
这绝对能成 That's totally gonna work.
就这么来 Just do it just like that.
我们还有几天可以好好完善下 We got a couple days to perfect that.
嗯 你看 Uh, look.
关键是我们还有两场怪诞秀 The point is we still got two freak shows,
一场基本算不上跳舞 One who can barely dance.
另一出有色人种舞么 One... person of color?
我想你的意思是两人 I think you mean two.
我是说 你是阿尔及利亚人 兄弟 I mean, you're fucking algerian, bro.
亚美尼亚人 混蛋 Armenian, asshole.
噢 没错 对的 亚美尼亚 Oh, right. yeah. armenia.
肌肤雪白的肯恩秀（注：肯恩是芭比娃娃的男朋友） One snowy white ken doll
表演给那些优质基督徒小美女们看 For all those good little christian women.
现场秀 Present.
我是说 还想要别的什么嘛 I mean, what the fuck more do you need?
是不是 Right?
活在当下 活在当下 Seize the day! seize the day.
- 我没错吧 - 没错 - Am I right? - Yeah! yes.
如果我对这份营生的 I'm goddamned if i'm gonna let
最终记忆被人搞砸了 my last memory of this business
- 那我就糟糕透了 - 没错 - Be getting laid off. - that's right.
如果我要淹死 我也要淹死在… If i'm going down, i'm going down in a -- in a --
在该死的钞票海啸之中 In a fuckin' tsunami of dollar bills!
- 赞不赞我 - 好 - Can i get an "amen"? - yes.
赞啊 兄弟 来得更汹涌吧 Amen, brother! make it rain!
阿门 Amen!
好了 锯断这个 再打磨上色就好 All right, let's cut this, then sand it and stain it.
嘿 麦克 那件事你还有什么要说的么 Hey, mike, any word on that thing we talked about?
呃 这个… Uh... y-- look.
是的 嗯 嗯 是这样 Yes, uh, is -- is the answer,
不过我得说现在还不行 but it just can't be right now
我是说 在给你购买保险之前 I mean, we need a couple more reliable accounts
我们需要一个更加可靠的账户 Before i can get a policy for you.
好么 All right?
你先回去吧 Yo, get outta here.
回家吃饭 陪陪家人 我自己能行 Go have dinner with your family. i can do this.
兄弟 拜托 没事的 Nah, man. come on. it's no problem, man.
没事 没关系的 真的 Come on, it's fine. seriously.
- 好么 - 我可以的 可以的 回吧 - Yeah? - i got it. i got it. go home.
谢了 谢了 兄弟 Thanks. thanks, brother.
您正在收听嘻哈金色年华 You're listening to the golden age of hip-hop.
Spotify独家播出 Only on spotify.
? 我现在还是单身 ? ? i'm just a bachelor ?
? 我正在找另一半 ? ? i'm looking for a partner ?
? 他能在马上驰骋 ? ? someone who knows how to ride ?
? 从未被甩下马 ? ? without even falling off ?
? 他能够包容我 ? ? got to be compatible ?
? 激发我的潜力 ? ? takes to my limits ?
? 亲爱的 当我们分开 ? ? girl, when i break you off ?
? 你也绝对不想离我而去 ? ? i promise that you won't want to get off ?
? 你是如此妖娆 ? ? you're horny ?
? 让我们继续 ? ? let's do it ?
? 驰骋 ? ? ride it ?
? 我的小马驹 ? ? my pony ?
? 我的马鞍在急不可耐 ? ? my saddle's waiting ?
? 快来我身上 ? ? come and jump on it ?
? 你是如此妖娆 ? ? you're horny ?
? 让我们继续 ? ? let's do it ?
? 驰骋 ? ? ride it ?
? 我的小马驹 ? ? my pony ?
? 我的马鞍在急不可耐 ? ? my saddle's waiting ?
? 快来我身上 ? ? come and jump on it ?
? 你动人的坐姿 ? ? sittin' here flossin' ?
? 悄悄窥视着你 ? ? peepin' your steelo ?
? 只要一有机会 ? ? just once if i have the chance ?
? 我将与你继续 ? ? the things i will do to you ?
? 你和你的肌肤 ? ? you and your body ?
? 每一寸肌肤 ? ? every single portion ?
注意行李安全 舞鞋都带了么 Make sure it's secure. pack the pump?
给你也带个 Brought one for you, too.
好了 都固定好了 All right. that's got the brace.
- 你把护膝带上 - 收到 - You got the knee brace in there. - copy.
嘿 肯恩 你那个无尽夏日 Hey, ken, you got that endless
美黑喷雾带了吗 summer spray tan mix, brother
必然带了 兄弟 最先装的就是它 You know i do, brother. first thing i packed.
有多余的地方腾出来给这个混蛋吗 Y'all got room for one more on this motherfucker?
你怎么过来了 老兄 What in the hell are you doing here, man?
你觉得我来是干嘛呢 老兄 What do you think i'm doing here, man?
你说的 活在当下 我才不想错过这次呢 You said seize the day. i ain't missing this shit.
- 你不工作了么 - 我可是自己的老板 - You got off work? - c.e.o. of my own company.
我想休假就休假 I take vacations when i want them.
等下 你们家那位批准你了么 Wait. your girl gave you a hall pass?
我可不需要批准 I don't need a hall pass,
只需要谁来告诉我这主意不是很糟就好 I just need somebody to tell me that this isn't a terrible idea.
噢 这主意其实挺糟的 但你现在跑不了了 Oh, this is a horrible idea. but you can't take it back now.
马上给我滚上车 So get the fuck on the van.
出发了 耶 Let's go. yeah!
就像当初贾斯汀回归后街男孩一样 This is like when justin came back to backstreet.
你特么开玩笑呢 贾斯汀是超级男孩的 You fucking kidding me? justin was in nsync.
2012年回归后街男孩的是凯文 Kevin richardson came back to backstreet in 2012.
好好捋捋你们奥兰多的历史吧 Get your orlando history straight.
我又不是奥兰多人 我才不去操心呢 I'm not from orlando. i don't give a shit.
好的 你知道谁操心吗 Well, you know who does give a shit?
就是真正有音乐品味的那些人 People who actually have musical taste.
后街才是弗罗里达出品的 Backstreet was the only legitimate boy band
唯一正牌男子组合 就这样 That ever came out of florida, period.
这样的交流就这么发生了 And that conversation just happened.
欢迎回来 麦克 Welcome back, mike!
欢迎回来 兄弟 Welcome back, brother.
? 告诉我 ? ? oh, my, oh, tell me why ?
? 有什么用钱买不来 ? ? ain't this something that money can't buy? ?
? 金钱 ? ? oh, money ?
? 钞票 ? ? money ?
? 金钱 ? ? money ?
? 钞票 ? ? money ?
? 金钱 ? ? money ?
? 钞票 ? ? money ?
? 有什么用钱买不到 ? ? that money can't... ?
嘿 麦麦 你觉得这车如何 Hey, mikey, what do you think of the truck, bro?
- 这车棒极了 - 对吧 - This thing's fucking crazy. - right?
嘿 是这样 我有一个老友马丁 Hey, so, I got my, uh, my buddy Martin.
他帮我联系上了他舅舅的老教练 买下了这车 He hooked me up with his uncle's old roach coach.
然后我找来了泰山 And then i got tarzan back there
重新粉刷掉那些病态抽象的图案 To paint it up all sick picasso style.
嗯 我可以说是差不多一窍不通 Yeah, i mean, i'm mostly an oil-on-canvas guy,
但我尽力了 But i did the best i could.
你们不跳舞的时候都干了些什么 What exactly are y'all doing out of it, though?
我自己做手工冻酸奶 I'm making artisanal probiotic froyo.
然后从这边卖 I serve it out of this side.
托比亚斯在那边 Tobias spins out of the other.
就像是个移动的健康派对车 The whole thing's like a healthy mobile block party.
很疯狂 不是吗 It's crazy, right?
我们会让你放松 享受美食 We'll keep your feet loose and satisfy your sweet tooth.
那真特么是个好主意 That's actually a pretty fuckin' good idea.
是啊 谢啦 麦克 Yeah. appreciate that, mike.
必须 Yeah. good show.
整个旅途你就打算这样吗 Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is gonna be?
你会…你会不会 You're gonna -- you're gonna be
一直都参与进来 on this thing the whole time, brother
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding?
放松 Relax.
我店里突然来了好多订单 I got a bunch of orders just came in.
店里的雇员都慌张了 All the guys at the shop are just freaking out.
如果你想参加 就不要管那些了 If you're gonna be here, be here, man.
做事专心 Be present.
好的 我…好吧 Okay. i'll... be present.
你在做什么啊 What are you even doing?
自恋狂在给自己的眉毛照相 Narcissus is taking pics of his eyebrows.
是啊 放大来看 Yeah. you zoom in.
才能发现镜子里看不到的地方 You find the shit you can't catch in the mirror.
看见没 这里 我要用眉毛钳夹一下 See? look. i need a tweeze right there.
都什么啊 Shit works.
麦克 不要这样 兄弟 Mike, come on, man.
好啦 放松 All right. relax.
还弄 Yo.
行 就这样了 All right. that's it.
你干…我去 你特么干什么啊 What are you -- yo! what the fuck are you doing?
- 手机跟你说拜拜了 - 你开玩笑呢么 - Iphone went "bye, phone." - are you serious right now?
再买一部吧 你个高富帅 Buy another one, you rich motherfucker.
停车 stop the fuckin truck
不 别停 No. keep driving.
现在感觉怎么样 贱人 How do you like that, bitch?
哦 太棒了 Oh, i welcome it.
- 是吗 - 是的 - Yeah? - yeah.
又不是我的 That wasn't my phone.
是我的 It was mine.
卧槽 抱歉 卧槽 Oh. fuck. i'm sorry. fuck!
手机才到我手上不一会 I had like seven minutes left on it, man.
给 喝个奶昔 Here. have a shake.
我不想喝什么该死的奶昔 I don't want a fucking shake.
我…那我该怎么办才好 What -- what am i supposed to do?
我应该把你和你的大屁股扔出卡车 I should chuck your big ass right off this fucking truck.
这才是我记忆中的麦克 That's the mikey i remember!
听着 如果你没准备好 Look, if you ain't ready
按照原来生活方式度过这个周末 To bring it old school this weekend,
你就赶紧从这个卡车上 Then you need to hop the fuck up
给我滚出去 立刻马上 off this food truck right now
你特么在说些什么啊 What the fuck are you even talking about?
你以为我这个双休日来做什么 Why do you think i came this weekend?
不知道 兄弟 已经好久没见你了 I don't know, man. it's been a long time.
但我知道这个 But i do know this.
你最好准备好跟着我 You better be ready to follow my ass
一起漫游仙境啊 兄弟 Down the rabbit hole, brother.
我不是指身体上的 I'm talking out of body, baby.
精神上的 Astral projection!
托比亚斯 我们去暴力玛丽吧 Tobias, we're going to mad mary's.
- 好啊 - 我去 - Hell, yeah! - oh, shit.
没有人 没有人可以 Nobody -- nobody messes with the
在收工之旅上惹我 mojo on the last ride brother
来嘛 Come on.
话说 你们还记不记得上次来这家店 Hey, you guys remember the last time we were in this club
你…你和肯恩 And you -- you -- you and ken
搞了这个店里的两个妞儿 Were fucking with those two girls from the club?
那个黑发女孩叫什么来着 What -- what was the girl with the black hair's name?
我怎么可能知道 I don't fucking know.
我怎么能记住啊 How am i supposed to remember that?
- 什么 - 我不知道 - What?! - i don't know.
我记不得了 You don't fucking remember that?
兄弟 你太特么渣了 Man, you are fucking dusty.
朱丽叶 朱丽叶 那个新晋律师助理 Julie. julie, man! the barely legal paralegal.
开始了 兄弟 Here we go, man.
都晚了 It's getting late.
你们好啊 美人儿 Bonjour, lovelies.
今晚你们这群该死的混蛋 How are all y'all nasty motherfuckers doing
还好吗 Out there tonight?
非常好 耶 Doing great! yeah!
答得好 亲爱的 Yes. that's the ticket, miss thing.
请叫我托丽小姐 Now, i am miss tori snatch,
在这个迷人放荡的乡村沼泽中 Your host for this glamorous evening
我是你们今晚的主持人 Of good ole swamp country debauchery.
对于你们这群在暗处含苞待放的变装皇后 And i've got some good news for some of y'all budding queens
我要好消息要宣布 Hiding out there in the shadows.
我有四张皱皱巴巴 沾了可卡因的百元美钞 I've got four crumpled-up, coke-dusted $100 bills
将送给杰克逊维尔最好的业余变装皇后 For the best amateur queen here in jacksonville!
好耶 Yes.
现在 咱们就放荡起舞吧 好不好 So let's get some vogue popping in this bitch, shall we?
来吧 Come on now.
老少姐妹 无论你是热辣还是高冷 都上台来吧 Young and old, hot and cold -- get your ass on this stage.
上 上 上 上 Go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go!
你们真想漫游仙境吧 You guys really want to go down the rabbit hole?
- 这不是你说的吗 - 这么说你还是听进去了 - Isn't that what you said? - so you were listening.
好 好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay. all right. all right. all right.
我给你带个头 爱丽丝 I'm gonna go dig it for you, alice.
看看你们愿意做到什么程度 Let's see how far you're really willing to go.
嗯 噢 噢 该死 Uh-oh. oh, shit.
好吧 来吧 一起来 一起来 All right. come on. let's go. let's go.
- 麦麦 - 开始了 - Mikey. - oh, it's on!
计划是这样的 That's the plan.
先拿下南部海岸 然后是整个东部沿海 I mean, take over south beach, then the entire east coast.
没有固定的模式 Fucking mobile.
你知道的 低开销 高收入之类的狗屁 You know, low-overhead, high-revenue shit.
你就这样可以在食品业成功了 That's how you get flush in the food industry.
这是什么 味道很好 What is this? it's really good.
还真是 这是什么东西 天呀 Oh, goddamn right, what is this? jeez.
卧槽 我在吃什么 Fuck. what am i eating right now?
超好吃 是不是 That's gold, right?
味道好极了 This is amazing.
这是烤棉花糖橘子 It's toasted marshmallow tangerine.
管它呢 味道好极了 Whatever it is, it's fabulous.
赶紧把棉花糖放我裤子里收起来 Put marshmallow in my pants right now.
真的太…你一定要去卖这个 This is -- you gotta sell this.
麦克 这只是冰山一角 宝贝 Mike, tip of the iceberg, baby.
我们有蘸猕猴桃橄榄油的冷冻干罗勒 We got kiwi olive oil with freeze-dried basil,
焦糖布丁 以及我个人 CRèME BRULéE... AND MY PERSONAL
最喜欢的 真理的味道 FAVORITE, THE FLAVOR OF TRUTH.
别啊 哥们 你总说这些鬼话 Come on, man. you've been talking about this shit forever.
你为啥不告诉在座的各位 Why don't you tell everybody here
下周一早晨你到底要干什么 What you're really gonna be doing come monday morning.
在北谷商场卖沙冰 Grinding those snow cones at the northdale mall.
对啊 只是为了市场调研 贱人 Yeah. well, that's just for market research, bitch.
等我们筹够资金 好去做真正想做的事 Till we get the funds to do what we really need.
- 就这样 - 该死的 - That's all it is, bro. - fucking hater.
再说 我认为这好过为纯果乐耕地 Besides, i think it beats raking the infield at tropicana.
至少我做的东西可以销往全球 Well, at least the shit i'm working on can go global.
什么 What?
对啊 Yeah.
对不起 你说什么 I'm sorry. what?
你为什么不教导我们 不朽的园丁 Why don't you enlighten us, constant gardener?
对啊 请快快赐教 Yeah, please -- please enlighten me.
我得知道这道到底是什么样的天才想法 I have to know what this, like, piece of genius is.
用你的独创发明让我们开开眼 Shamwow us with your ingenious invention.
- 好啦 你个有钱人 - 提托 就说吧 - Come on, rich, man. - tito laid his shit out.
大家都是好人 告诉我们吧 Everybody's cool. just tell us.
我们是自己人啊 It's us, bro.
告诉我们吧 老兄 Just tell us, man.
来 说吧 说吧 来 Come on. let's go. let's go. come on.
好吧 All right.
但如果你们任何一个混蛋偷了我的点子 But if any of you motherfuckers steals my idea,
我向天发誓我会 I swear to god i will --
哥们 你说出“偷”那个词的时候 Why you got to point at the fucking mexican
为什么要指着墨西哥人 When you say "steals," dude?
我们懂了 快说吧 We get it. just -- just go.
说给我们听啊 硬汉 Let's have it, tough guy.
薄荷味安全套 Condomints.
当你周末出去度假时 What are the two most important
你随身携带的两件 THINGS YOU NEED TO TAKE WITH YOU
最重要的东西是什么 When you go out on the weekend?
番茄酱和芥末酱 Ketchup and mustard?
安全套和薄荷糖 Your condoms and your mints.
天呀…什么 Oh, my -- what?
我把它们包装在一起 就像一包口香糖 I put them together in one package, like a pack of gum.
在加油站出售 Sell it at a gas station.
薄荷味安全套 "condomints."
主意不坏 轰 It's not bad. boom!
呃 已经有人推出这种东西了 贱人 Um, they -- they already have that shit, bitch.
你可以买到的 You can get it.
我一直都能从便利店买到的 I get it all the time at the minimart.
抱歉咯 I'm sorry.
弗罗里达州每家OK便利店 They're at every single circle k
和7-11便利店都有售 and 7-eleven ACROSS FLORIDA.
不好意思 老兄 I'm so sorry, man.
嘿 里奇 他们没有签保密协议唉 Hey, richie, they didn't sign the nondisclosure, man.
真是遗憾呀 Sorry about it.
嘿 里奇 不用担心 Hey, richie, don't worry about it.
我要跟你说件事 绝对机密哦 I got something for you -- top secret, man.
想象一下 一个小长方形 知道吗 Imagine this. a small, little rectangle. okay?
你把它放在耳边 对它说话 You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it,
有人在遥远的地方拿着同样的东西 Somebody in a distant land with the exact same thing
他就能听见你说话 Can hear it.
只是我还没想好取什么名字 I just haven't come up with a name for it.
我琢磨着 I was figuring...
- 滚…你妈的 - 抱歉啦 兄弟 - Fuck... you. - i'm so sorry, man.
噢 天啊 Oh, god.
嘿 我忘了问 你还和梅梅在一起吗 Hey, i forgot to ask you -- you still with mercedes?
没有 No.
我们说好了要一夫一妻制 你也了解梅梅 We agreed to try monogamy, and you know mercedes.
那个混蛋也就坚持了两秒吧 That shit lasted for about two seconds.
太特么糟了 真可惜 Wow. that fucking sucks. i'm sorry.
嗯 就像奥普拉说的那样 Ah, it's like oprah said, man --
如果有人向你展现自己 要相信他们 "when someone shows you themselves, believe them."
什么 真的吗 What? really?
- 真的吗 好吧 - 真的 她就是这么说的 - Really? i -- okay. - yeah, really. that's what she said.
咱说的是被动攻击的屁话么 Are we doing this passive-aggressive shit?
好吧 不是被动攻击 是奥普拉 Okay. fine. that's not passive-aggressive, that's oprah.
咱要不要主动攻击 Let's fucking make it aggressive.
要不这样 我们来一次心理治疗 How about this? let's do a little therapy session here.
像之前那样的老套心理治疗 Old-school -- old-school therapy session.
起来 快点 一挥拳的功夫就能解决 Get up. let's go. we're gonna get this out in one swing.
咱特么变成了该死的猿猴吗 老兄 来吧 Are we fucking primates now, man? come on.
一挥拳就能解决 从此不再谈这个 Get it out in one hit and let's not talk about it anymore.
我知道了 你因为我离开而生气 I get it. you're mad that -- that i fucking left.
这真是特么的太傻了 THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUCKING STUPID.
来吧 亲爱的 来吧 就在这 Come on, baby. let's go. right here.
只要不特么打在我蛋蛋上就好了 Just don't hit me in the fucking nuts. bam. wow.
- 你在逗我吧 - 别像个娘们 - Are you kidding me? - stop being a pussy.
大家现在都高兴了吧 EVERYBODY FUCKING HAPPY?
- 别再像个娘们 来啊 - 不行 - Stop being a pussy. let's go. - no, man.
你特么别再叫我娘们了 Don't you call me a fucking pussy, christian bale.
不 他没叫你娘们 No. he didn't call you a pussy.
他只是说你表现得像个娘们 He -- he just said you exhibited pussy-like behavior.
你们都想把猛虎放出来是不是 Y'all want to unleash the fucking tiger?
只是说你行为像娘们 IT'S JUST THE BEHAVIOR OF A PUSSY.
- 这就是你想要的 - 来吧 释放心中的恶魔吧 - Is that what you want? - come on! release the demon!
噢 该死 Oh! shit!
猛虎出来了 Tiger's out.
你还好吗 老兄 Are you okay, man?
感觉好点了吗 You feel better?
不 老兄 我特么感觉不好 No, man, i don't fucking feel better.
这下真糟了 That was seriously fucked up.
好吧 Okay.
好 你还好吗 Good. you all right?
还好 我只是要去嘘嘘 Yeah. i just got to pee a little.
大家都开心了吗 都看到了你们想要的角斗士表演了吗 Everybody happy? you get your fucking gladiator show?
真太特么棒了 That was fucking awesome.
不 这一点也不棒 兄弟 No, it wasn't fucking awesome, man.
还有更好的办法来处理此事 There are a lot better ways to handle that shit.
- 这是我们最后一次旅行 - 我要走了 - It's our last fucking ride. - i'm outta here.
要知道 好看的人总是会赢 比如说本迪 You know, it's always the pretty ones, like bundy.
是啊 兄弟 It is, man.
就是这样 就这样 太完美了 There you go. that's it. that -- that's perfect.
先生 这是保护地区 That's protected land, sir!
您的小便破坏了海龟的生物圈 You're destroying sea turtle biosphere with that urine.
你现在是认真的吗 别这样 Are you serious right now? come on.
- 真的吗 好吧 - 别看我 - Really? all right. - well, don't look at me.
- 注意看海里 - 知道了 我知道了 - Look out into the ocean. - got it. i got it.
拍到照片了吗 我快尿完了 Get the picture here? i'm running out.
是的 谢谢 我尿完了 Yes. thank you. i'm done.
好了 好了 我拍完了 That's -- that's it. there we go.
我在海滩上小便时 That's -- that's usually what
经常发生这种事 happens when I PEE ON THE BEACH.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. yeah.
变装皇后 这真是 呃 Drag queens. that's, uh...
噢 干点便装皇后的事么 Ooh, doing drag queen stuff.
你喜欢变装皇后 You love drag queens.
是啊 Yep.
我本人就是 所以我搜寻我的同类 I am one, so i seek out my people.
- 你是么 真的假的 - 嗯 内心里 - You are one? you are one? - mm-hmm. on the inside.
差不多了解了 Got it. mostly.
当然是内心里 Of course it's on the inside.
好吧 她叫什么 Yeah. what's her name?
多莉·蒂茨 Dolly titz.
多莉·季茨 Dolly tits?
是蒂茨啦 With a "z."
好吧 蒂茨 With a "z." mm-hmm.
她是哪里人 Where is she from?
- 这里 - 好的 - Here. - okay.
她喜欢优惠券和纳斯卡车赛 And she loves couponing and nascar.
我心里也住了一个变装皇后 I got an inner drag queen, too.
- 噢 真的吗 - 是的 - Oh. really? - yeah.
好吧 我猜到了 Okay. i figured.
嗯 她叫什么 Uh, what's her name?
她叫 Her name is...
她叫蝶窦·拉比娅 Clitoria labia is her name.
听起来还不错 That's actually not bad.
那是当然 她是她是个大贱人 It's not bad at all. she's -- she's the main bitch.
她就像霹雳猫和格雷斯?琼斯 She's like cheetara and grace jones.
无论去哪儿 And they always sing "rapper's delight"
她们都唱着“Rapper's Delight” Everywhere they go.
好吧 你跟你朋友总是去变装秀吗 So, you and your friends, um, frequent drag shows, do you?
不 不是 好吧 有时 No. not -- well, somet--
我们只是每年去美特尔海滩的途中会去看 We just do it on the way up to myrtle beach every year.
好吧 噢 对哈 Right. oh, right.
就是我总能听说的那个脱衣舞男表演 This stripper convention that i keep hearing about.
是的 就是那个声名狼籍的表演 Yep. it's the infamous convention.
那你是其中哪一个 你是 Which one are you, then? you, um...
什么哪一个 Which what?
你是穿丁字裤的警察还是穿丁字裤的钢铁侠 Are you cop in a thong or iron man in a thong?
我是 我是 I am... i am...
你得付钱才能看到 You're gonna have to pay to see that.
我就是干这个的 That's what i am.
我还是打包带走这些梦幻的80年代发带 Or i'll just load up on all those fantastic '80s hair bands
继续我的行程好了 For my drive instead.
你去哪儿 你要去哪儿 Where you going? where you headed?
再次上路而已 Uh... just on the road again.
- 这次是纽约 - 好吧 - New york this time. - okay.
嗯 我… Um, and i...
我只是尽力避免沦落到跳钢管舞 Basically, i'm just trying to avoid ending up on the pole.
就像你一样 Like you.
但谁知道呢 But you never know.
脱衣舞男用沉思的姿势在海滩上小便 "stripper pissing on beach in contemplative pose"
凭这个 一天可以售出上千刀 Could sell for thousands one day.
要是这样的话 我会迅速掏出家伙 If that's true, then i will whip it out
冲着你要我尿的地方尿尿 And start peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on,
我们就能 就能收钱了 And we can just -- we can cash in.
太棒了 我喜欢这种热情 Fantastic. i love the enthusiasm.
但保留一些 Save some of it, though,
因为你和我要解开那边的帆船 Because you and i are gonna untie that sailboat over there
出发去那个岛上 开展史无前例的 And organize a first-ever cross-dressing search party
反串寻宝行动 Out to that island.
怎么样 What do you say?
胜利还是死亡 脱衣舞男 Uh... win or die, stripper guy.
我…我认为… I-i say that, um...
其实我很想这么做 I would actually love to do that.
但我知道在那个岛上会发生什么 But i'd say i know what happens on that island,
我只是…只是… And i just -- that's just... mm-hmm.
我想我还是选择退出 I think i'm gonna opt out.
在那个岛上会发生什么 Oh. what happens on that island?
我知道在那个岛上 我会遇到什么 It's just i know what happens for me on that island.
噢 我知道了 Oh, i see.
你以为我要跟你乱搞 You think i'm gonna hook up with you. mm.
我绝对不是这个意思 That's not at all what i said. at all.
这和我说的差太多了 That's the farthest thing from what i said.
因为我说我想去那个岛上 'cause i said i would want to go to that island,
我知道我会做什么 And then i know what i would do
然而这一切可能不会 And then somehow that probably wouldn't work out
像我所想的那样发展 On any level that i would want it to work out on,
所以我觉得 And then i think
也许我还是回去比较好 That it's probably better if i just go back.
好吧 Yeah.
哇 Wow.
好的 Okay.
别担心 花花公子 你跟我在一起会很安全的 Well, fret not, casanova. you're safe with me.
反正我还不想尝试男人 I'm not going through a guy phase anyway.
噢 Oh.
好 这样的话 一切就简单了 Well, in that case, that makes things easier.
是啊 这样我就更有理由 Yeah. 'cause then all the more reason
可以跟你说再见了 For me to probably just go do the good-night thing.
好吧 好吧 Okay. yeah.
但还是很高兴见到你 多莉·蒂茨 It was nice to meet you, though, dolly titz.
再见 蝶窦 Back at you, clitoria.
- 早上好 - 早上好 - Good morning. - good morning.
睡得好吗 You sleep okay?
嗯 我睡得很好 Yeah. actually, i did.
今天早上我的冥想很清晰 老兄 My meditation was really clear this morning, man.
我只是 感觉放下了很多消极的东西 I just... just feel like i got a lot of the negativity out.
这 这很好 That's -- that's good.
嗯 那挺好 Yeah. that's good.
我很高兴你感觉轻松了 I'm happy you feel lighter.
我很高兴你终于找到你想要的了 老兄 I'm happy you finally got what you wanted, man.
嗯 是啊 Yeah? i am.
我们一直都在胡说八道 No. i -- we say shit all the fucking time,
但你做到了 老兄 But you went and did it, man.
- 我很嫉妒 - 你还是闭嘴吧 - I'm jealous. - oh -- oh, shut the fuck up.
知道吗 我很嫉妒 All right? i'm fucking jealous. i am.
不 如果非说谁嫉妒的话 那也是我 No. if there's anybody that was jealous, it was me.
- 什么 - 每次我去你公寓的时候 - What? - every time i would come over to your apartment --
记得吗 我都会想起你拍的汰渍广告 Remember? i'd put on your tide commercial.
真特么兴奋啊 That shit was dope.
有汰渍没污渍 ? for that extra clean! ?
我是说 这么想吧 I mean, look it.
我会对自己想 I would -- i would think to myself,
“如果我能像肯恩一样 我也会过上安稳的生活” "i'd be set if i could just get to where ken was."
是啊 我现在很稳定 Yeah, i'm real set here.
真的很稳定 I'm real set.
我的经纪人在让我拍Youtube视频 老兄 My agent's got me doing youtube videos now, man.
这周末结束后你准备做什么 So what are you gonna do after this weekend?
把我的照片寄到各处 希望会有好事发生 Send my head shot around, hope for the best.
有时会有选角导演 There's a casting director comes
来俱乐部 所以 by the club SOMETIMES, SO...
我依然很帅 I'm still pretty.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道你还很漂亮 但看看这些人 I know you're still pretty, but look at these guys.
结束之后他们要做什么 What are they gonna do after this?
我不知道 I don't know.
早上好 美人 Morning, gorgeous.
噢 我的天 你们都睡觉了吗 Oh, my god, did you guys even sleep?
那些女孩还在这儿么 还是已经走了 Are the girls still here or they leave?
噢 大概1小时前 她们离开了 Oh, they left about a -- about an hour ago.
你有没有…你有没有上床 Did you, uh, did you bangee?
上床 给他看 You bangee? show him the thing.
哇 Wow.
真…棒 That's... okay.
她说如果它褪色之前 我还想打给她 She said if i had reason to call before it faded,
也许这就是命中注定的 Then maybe it was meant to be.
噢 这…真是浪漫 Oh. that's... that's romantic.
她们今晚会留在查尔斯顿 所以… They're staying in charleston tonight, so...
我不知道 正好我们也顺路 I don't know. it's smack dab on our way.
也许这就是命中注定的 是啊 哥们 Maybe it was meant to be. yeah, man.
顺便说一句 干得漂亮 Good work on that, by the way.
你呢 What about you?
你上床了吗 Did you bangee?
没有 没有 No. no?
我差不多有5个月没真正做过爱了 I haven't had actual sex in almost five months.
每次有姑娘看到…我的家伙 Every time a chick gets... a look at it,
她会说 “口交或手淫怎么样” She's like, "how about a blow job or hand job?"
好吧 Well...
去找那个合适的人吧 哥们 Just got to find the right lady, man.
你真不幸 That's unfortunate for you.
这既是恩赐也是诅咒 呃 It's like a blessing and a curse at the same time, huh?
嘲笑我的困境 Laugh at my plight.
听着 也许这就像水晶鞋 哥们 Look, m-maybe it's like the glass slipper, man.
你只是需要找到对的那个人 You just need to find the right one.
我已经35岁了 好吗 Dude, i'm 35 years old, okay?
如果还没发生 就不会发生了 If it hasn't happened already, it ain't gonna happen.
我们坦率一点 我完蛋了 Let's face it, i'm probably fucked.
噢 好吧 Oh. all right.
这样的话 咱们还是继续上路吧 On that note, uh, let's get this circus back on the road.
谁愿意去看看昨晚泰山是不是睡死过去了 Who wants to see if tarzan died in his sleep last night?
糟糕 哥们 上次是我把他弄醒的 Fuck that, man. i woke him up last time.
我来 我来 I'll do it. i got it.
我来清理这些不能降解的垃圾 I'll clean up the nonbiodegradables.
怎么样 哥们 What's up, bro?
来点胜利者的早餐 A little, uh, breakfast of champions?
- 嗑药么 - 对啊 - Molly? - yeah.
你知道一个小时之后我们就成废物了吧 You realize we'll be useless in an hour.
你多大了 你特么12岁吗 哥们 来吧 What are you, fucking 12, dude? just take it.
卧槽 好吧 Oh, fuck! all right. fine.
我知道今天会怎样 Guess i know what today's gonna be like.
好吧 说吧 All right, get your moon rocks!
好吧 计划是什么 All right. so what's the plan about this thing?
好 我们都计划好了 Okay. so we got it all planned out.
托比亚斯先来热场 Tobias is gonna warm up the crowd,
然后我们用传统的国庆军装 Then we're gonna hit them
来点燃气氛 With the old 4th of july army routine. oorah.
这仍然让我感觉像个战争贩子 That still makes me feel like a warmonger
特别是现在一切都和政治扯上关系 With everything going on politically right now.
噢 别说这些嬉皮鬼话 Oh, come on with the hippie shit.
现在正当季 我们就这么干 It's in season. we're doing it.
嘿 如果你想要这报应 就去吧 Hey, if you want that karma, go for it, all right?
然后我们用雨人来烘托气氛 We're gonna hit them with "raining men" right after.
好吧 Right.
然后托比亚斯来引出个人表演 Then tobias is gonna intro the solos.
听着 Listen.
我觉得你应该重新表演“Pony” I think you should bring back "pony," bro.
可以 I could do that.
我还可以…好吧 “Pony”确实不错 And i'm -- look, "pony" is great.
不过…能听我说说么 I have, uh... can i pitch you something?
我就说一点 Let me just throw something out.
我完全理解 And i completely understand that
我是在最后一刻才来 I'M COMING IN AT THE 11th HOUR,
我不想得罪人 And i don't want to step on toes.
但是如果 But what if...
我是说 如果这真的是我们最后一次演出 I mean, if this really is our last ride,
如果我们来点新鲜的 What if we make up some new shit
制造点轰动效应 and go out WITH A FUCKING BANG
用新东西来完成这次演出 And just burn this shit down with some new routines?
咱做不到啊 哥们 只有2天时间 We -- we can't do that, man. we got two days.
麦克 咱们都排练好了 I mean, mike, that's what we've rehearsed, man.
对 不要说我们的东西没劲 Yeah, and don't call our shit lame,bro.
你是对的 知道吗 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
我不会说你的东西没劲 I'm not calling your shit lame.
我只是说伴随80年代摇滚跳牛仔 I'm just saying that cowboys
和消防员舞 AND FIREMEN DANCING TO '80s ROCK
- 并不…不差劲 - 不 你知道什么差劲吗 - Is not -- not lame. - no. you know what is lame?
最后一次演出跳得屎一样 Looking like a bag of dicks at our last convention
因为我们连动作都没搞清楚 'cause we don't have our fucking act straight.
好吧 明白了 Okay. point taken.
但让我问你一个问题 Let me ask you a question, though.
嗯 好 Um... okay.
你还是表演消防员那一套 对吗 You're still doing, uh, the fireman routine, right?
- 是啊 - 好吧 - You know it. - all right.
你想成为一名消防员吗 Have you ever wanted to be a fireman?
- 真的消防员么 - 真正的消防员 - A real one? - yes, a real fireman.
不 我有恐惧症 No. i got the phobia thing.
你对火有恐惧症 好吧 You have a fire phobia. okay.
所以 嗯 你还是想伴着那首亲吻歌去跳舞吗 So, uh, you still doing it to that -- that kiss song?
对啊 “热比地狱” Fuck, yeah. "hotter than hell."
"热比地狱” 你喜欢这首歌吗 "hotter than hell." do you like that song?
非常棒 Crushes.
我知道很棒 你喜欢它吗 I know it crushes, but do you like it?
当你不在台上时 你会放这首歌听吗 Do you play it when you're not onstage?
我没明白你的意思 I don't see your point here.
我想说 如果你不喜欢它 为什么要选它 My point is, if you don't like it, why did you pick it?
不是我选的 是达拉斯选的 Well, i didn't pick it. dallas did.
这就是我要说的 达拉斯选的 Exactly my point. dallas picked it.
你没有选它 所以它不是 You didn't pick it, so it's not
发自内心的表演 你知道吗 on the inside. YOU KNOW WHAT?
仅仅因为过去 Just because you made up some of
你自己编排了舞步 your own routines BACK IN THE DAY
并不代表你这会就可以轻松成功 Doesn't mean that you get to waltz back in here
都三年了 After three years and try to
你还想告诉我们该怎样做 tell us how to RUN OUR OWN SHIT.
我没有告诉你们该做什么 没有 I'm not trying to tell you what the fuck to do. no!
我只是说 除了表演消防员 I'm just say-- there is no fucking universe
我就不知道该表演什么了 In which i am not doing that fireman routine!
你能行的 兄弟 You can find it, man.
你就随着思绪走 好不好 You got to just, like, let go, okay?
- 我想到了 - 什么 什么 - I fucking got it! - what? what?
就特么像一场真正的婚礼 Yo, it's like a fucking real wedding,
只不过是梦幻的那种 噢 天啊 哥们 EXCEPT LIKE A FANTASY.Oh, my god, dude!
就像 我走到观众中 对 And, like, i go out in the crowd... yes!
找到自我 就像 一个真正的新郎 ...and find myself, like, a real fucking bride.
卧槽 我要和她做一切事 Oh, fuck! and i do everything with her!
仿佛我戒指什么的都有了 Like, i'll have a ring and everything,
我会向她求婚 人们会 And i'll propose to her, and people
抛洒大米 他们会抛撒大米 throw rice. THEY ARE THROWING RICE!
大米会从我裤子里溢出来 是的 哥们 他们 Rice out of our fucking pants! yes. dude, they're fucking --
他们 每个人都在抛撒大米 They're all -- everyone's throwing
就是这么复杂 it's JUST SO COMPLEX.
或者是鸟食 你在说什么 哥们 Or birdseed. what are you fucking talking about, man?!
哥们 我不像你是个舞者 Yo, man, i'm not a fucking dancer like you.
我在台上不知该表演什么 I just can't come up with shit on the spot.
不是 这不是要成为一名舞者 里奇 No, it's not -- it's not about being a dancer, richie.
不是这样的 好吧 It's not. okay, look.
“Pony" 它不是一种舞步 知道吗 "pony" -- it's not -- that wasn't a dance routine, okay?
是因为我在派对上看见一个超棒的女孩 All it was is i was at a party and saw this badass girl.
她正和男朋友在一起 And she was with her boyfriend,
而且看起来她俩并不合拍 And he did not look like he was hitting that shit right.
那时候就响起了这首歌 我所做的只是 So that -- that song came on, and all i did was just --
我所做的只是想象我会对她做什么 All i did was just, like, imagine what i would do to her.
就是这样 “Pony”就是出来的 That was it. that was all "pony" ever was.
天啊 兄弟 这听起来真复杂 No, man. it sounds fucking complex.
为什么 不 它不复杂 看看你自己 Why is that -- no, it's not. look at -- look at you!
你特么就是一位希腊男神 You're a fucking greek god.
你仅仅系个鞋带 You could fucking tie your shoe
就可以让姑娘们着迷一整年 哥们 And make some girl's entire year, man.
你只是要找到感觉 It's just got to come from in here.
- 真的吗 - 你只要做你自己 我知道你的 - Seriously? - you just have to be you. yeah. i know so.
你知道吗 管他呢 You know what? fuck that.
我敢打赌你现在就能做到 I bet you you can go in there right now --
我敢打赌你可以让她着迷 I bet you you can go in there and fucking make her day.
谁 她吗 对啊 对啊 WHO, HER? Hell, yeah. hell, yeah.
看上去那个姑娘一辈子 That girl looks like she's never fucking smiled
都没笑过 这就是你的目标 In her entire fucking life. then that's your goal.
- 这就是你的目标 你更有理由这样做了 - 啥 - That is your goal. all the more reason, man. - what?
- 你必须进去把她逗笑 - 不行 - You got to go in there and make her smile. - no!
就是这样 你必须这样 That's it. that's all you've got to do.
好吧 如果你… Yes. and if you -- look.
如果你做不到 那就没人能做到了 If you can't do that, then no one fucking can,
这样的话 我就继续表演那些旧舞步 And i'll go back and do the fucking old routines.
卧槽 这是公平交易 公平交易 Oh, fuck! that's a fair deal. that's a fair deal.
你特么不是 你不是一个消防员 里奇 You're not a fucking -- you're not a fireman, richie!
你不是消防员 我要听见你说出来 You're not a fireman. i want to hear you say it.
我不是消防员 我不是消防员 "i'm not a fireman." "i am not a fireman."
- 我要听你说 - 好吧 我特么不是消防员 - I want to hear you say -- - well, i'm not a fucking fireman.
- 你讨厌火 - 我特么是个脱衣舞男 - You hate fire! - i'm a fucking male entertainer.
说得对 你是脱衣舞男 Exactly! you're a male entertainer.
对啊 哥们 你特么能做到的 Right, man. you can fucking do it.
去做吧 快去吧 Now go do it! b.d.r.!
B.D.R. B.d.r.!
上吧 B.D.R. B.D.R. Come on! b.d.r.! b.d.r.!
让她着迷 哥们 Make her day, dude.
上吧 让那个大号美人看看 Let's go. show that big beautiful heart.
? 耶 ? ? yeah ?
? 你是烈火 ? ? you are my fire ?
? 欲望之火 ? ? the one desire ?
? 相信当我诉说时 ? ? believe when i say ?
? 我想得到你的心 ? ? i want it that way ?
? 当我们被两个世界 ? ? when we are two worlds ?
? 所隔绝 ? ? apart ?
? 我无法触及你的心灵 ? ? can't reach to your heart ?
? 当你说 ? ? when you say ?
? 我想得到你的心 ? ? that i want it that way ?
? 告诉我 ? ? tell me why ?
? 为什么我会如此心痛 ? ? ain't nothing but a heartache ?
? 告诉我 ? ? tell me why ?
? 为什么我们仍是错误 ? ? ain't nothing but a mistake ?
? 告诉我 ? ? tell me why ?
? 为什么我不想听你说 ? ? i never want to hear you say ?
? 我想得到你的心 ? ? i want it that way ?
? 我是你的烈火吗 ? ? am i your fire? ?
? 你的欲望之火 ? ? your one desire? ?
? 是的 我知道 ? ? yes, i know ?
? 为时已晚 ? ? it's too late ?
? 但我仍想得到你的心 ? ? but i want it that way ?
? 告诉我 ? ? tell me why ?
? 为何只剩下心痛 ? ? ain't nothing but a heartache ?
? 告诉我 ? ? tell me why ?
? 为何我们仍是错误 ? ? ain't nothing but a mistake ?
? 告诉我 ? ? tell me why ?
? 为何我不想听你说 ? ? i never want to hear you say ?
奇多薯片和水要多少钱 How much for the cheetos and water?
? 不想听你说 ? ? don't want to hear you say ?
? 为何只剩下心痛 ? ? ain't nothing but a heartache ?
? 为何我们仍是错误 ? ? ain't nothing but a mistake ?
? 不想听你说 ? ? don't want to hear you say ?
就是这种精神 哥们 That was spiritual, man.
对 我为你骄傲 哥们 Yes! i'm proud of you, buddy.
我们能做到 We can do this.
我们能做到 我们能做到 We can do this! we can do this.
我们得想一些新点子 对不对 We've got to come up with new shit, okay?
以前的历史就在这里 Fucking history right here, okay?
这些东西是历史了 没用了 This shit is history. gone.
我们必须抛弃它 抛弃过去 We've got to get rid of it. out with the past.
我从来不想加入海军 I never wanted to be in the navy!
我也不喜欢这些“壮志凌云”的东西 滚特么的海军 I don't want this "top gun" shit. fuck the navy, man.
去特么的 Yeah! gone!
噢 宝贝 是时候了 Oh, baby! it's time.
那个破事让人心里痒痒的 是时候了 That shit itched. it's time.
瞬间爆炸 Boom.
瞬间爆炸 离开这儿 宝贝 Boom! that's outta here, baby!
该死的事见鬼去吧 Richie Fuck that thing! richie?
结束了 消防员结束了 再也不是了 Done! fireman over! not anymore.
我再不是消防员了 I'm not a fireman anymore!
别在这儿丢了 老兄 别丢了 Get it outta here. don't, man. don't.
我…等我们回去了我会丢掉的 I'll -- i'll throw it away when we get back.
不不不 就要现在 No, no, no. now!
历史都结束了 It's over. history!
新东西 New stuff.
我爱你们大家 听我说 I love you guys. i -- look.
我特别想念你们 I've missed you guys so much.
我知道我们现在正在兴头上 I know we're rolling face right now,
但我只想让你们知道 我是多爱你们 But, like, i just need you guys to know how much i love you.
我非常的想念你 兄弟 I missed you so much, man.
我的内心有一个巨大的空洞 There was a giant hole inside of me
就在你离开的时候造成的 That was created when you left.
- 我现在在这里了 - 所以我感觉我又完整了 - I'm here now. - and now i feel like it's full again.
咱们能量同步下吧 Let's sync this shit up.
我们要同步 We gotta sync this up.
我们的能量也是同步的 我太爱你了 老兄 We're syncing up the energy. i fucking love you, man!
把你的手给我 老兄 Give me your hands, man.
我握住你们的手 混蛋们 感受到了吗 I take it y'all motherfuckers feel that?
喔 是的 太棒了 Oh, yeah. yeah!
那是我们的能量 兄弟们 That is our energies, man.
我们是心心相印的 等等… We are connected. hold --
托比 托比 别管方向盘了 老兄 我们需要你 Toby! toby, throw it back here, brother. we need you.
来吧 来吧 兄弟 保持同步 Come on. come on, man, sync up.
来吧 这就是力量啊 兄弟们 Come on! this is powerful, man!
你们感觉到那个节奏了吗 噢 是的 You feel that rhythm? oh, yeah.
耶 噢 太棒了 Yeah. ooh, yeah.
这就是我们的心跳 兄弟们 That's our pulse, man.
兄弟们 我很感激现在能够这样在一起 I am so thankful that we are all here together
在这最后一次旅行里 On this last ride, man.
所有人 所有人闭上眼睛 Everybody -- everybody close your eyes
让我们就这样感激 不是作为六个人 而是一个人 And let's just appreciate it, not as six beings, but as one.
作为一个整体 兄弟们 As one. as one. as one unit, man.
一个操蛋的整体 One fucking unit.
合为一体 我们要一起走向未来 As one. we've got to move into the future as one.
作为一个整体 整体地前进 As one unit. one unit moving as one.
过去已经过去 The past is over!
耶 Yeah.
该死 Shit!
呃啊 Ugh.
卧槽 发生了什么 Fuck! what the hell happened?
快起来 压着我的腿了 Ow! get off! get off my fucking leg!
卧槽 Ugh. fuck!
大家都还好吗 Is everybody okay?
不好 我他妈一点也不好 No, i'm not fucking okay! i'm not okay at all!
噢 该死 喂 有人受伤了 Oh, shit. hey, we got a man down!
噢 操 发生什么了 Oh, fuck. where'd that come from?
他的头撞到玻璃上了 噢 该死 He hit his fucking head there. oh, shit.
他还好 He's okay.
你朋友患上了二级脑震荡 Your friend suffered a grade-2 concussion
而且需要缝几针 And required some stitches.
- 所以他不会死喽 - 是的 - So he's gonna live? - yes.
他需要留院观察四十八小时 He'll need to stay here for 48 hours of observation.
他在这儿 He's in here.
我的瞳孔突出了吗 My pupils bugging out?
嘘 冷静点 Shh. be cool.
你觉得她知道吗 You think she knows?
噢 该死 老兄 Oh, shit, man.
嗨 托比 Hey. toby.
感觉怎么样 你这家伙 兄弟 你还好吗 What's up, buddy? hey, bro. what's up, man?
- 该死 - 嗨 大家 - Oh, fuck. - hey, guys.
我真的非常抱歉 I'm so fucking sorry.
不不不 我不该让你也加入我们的 No. no. i shouldn't have reached for you, man.
该死 我也不该闭上我的眼睛 Fuck, man. i shouldn't have closed my eyes.
这倒没错 Well, that's definitely true.
该死 你当时在想什么 Fuck, yeah. i mean, what were you thinking?
喂喂喂 放轻松 老兄 Hey. hey, hey. go easy on him, man.
拜托 瞧瞧他 不需要放松 他好得很 Come on. look at him. easy? he's fine.
是吗 我是好得很 但那辆该死的卡车呢 Right? yeah, i'm fine, but the fucking truck, man.
卡车被拖走了 Yeah, the truck is towed.
修好它得花好几天 It's going to take a few days to fix it.
但我觉得我们还是能付得起的 But i think we can afford it.
我只是… 我不知道粉刷该怎么办 I just -- i don't know about the paint job.
可能不会跟之前的一模一样 但我会尽力的 It won't be original, but, uh, i can get it close.
你觉得难受吗 老兄 Are you in pain, man?
是的 医生给我用了一点药 Yeah. they gave me a little bit of something,
- 但是就好像… 该死 - 我感觉得到 - But it's just, like, shit. - yeah, i'm feeling that.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
灵气疗法 Reiki.
我可是三级的治愈者 I'm a level-3 healer.
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
这简直糟透了 This fucking sucks.
没有该死的主持人 没有该死的鞭子 No fucking m.c. no fucking whip.
没有该死的表演服 No fucking costumes!
真是个绝妙的主意 That was a brilliant idea.
把该死的表演服都扔到窗户外去 Throwing the fucking costumes out the window?
- 那可真蠢 - 冷静下来 老兄 - 这是预兆 好吗 - Stupid!- just chill, man. no, man. - it's an omen, okay?
这是一个预兆 It's a sign.
我们就在我们应该在的地方 好吗 We're exactly where we're supposed to be, all right?
拜托饶了我们吧 别在搞这些该死的甘地式的样子了 Please spare us the fucking gandhi routine right now!
好吧 你是如此的愤怒 老兄 Okay. you have so much anger, man.
愤怒来自于你的情感之源 它对你百害而无一利 And it is all in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic.
听我说 兄弟们 拜托冷静点 Look, guys, please just chill.
我甚至不认识一个雇员 i don't even know one employee.
拜托 这只是嗑药后的落魄罢了 Come on! this is the comedown from the molly.
说到点子上了 老天 你他妈太对了 真是太落魄了 Get a grip. god. you're goddamn right it's fucking comedown!
旅行结束了 This trip's over!
我只是想要特么的最后一次旅行 All i wanted was one more fucking ride!
这个要求很高吗 Is that too much to ask?
里奇是要哭出来了吗 Is richie gonna cry
只因为生活不按他想的出牌吗 Because life isn't exactly the way he wants it right now?
噢 我的总裁先生 Oh, okay, mr. c.e.o.
为什么你不把自己狗屎般的建议 Why don't you take your bullshit advice
让你的雇员们去执行 And give it to your fucking employees?
雇员们 我只有一个雇员 Employees? i have one employee.
我甚至付不起他的医疗保险 And i can't even pay for his healthcare.
但每个月我拼命工作 尽量维持生计 But i bust my ass every month to keep it going.
别以为我们都没有遇到麻烦一样 So don't act like we don't all have problems.
行吗 噢 不管怎么说 老兄 All right? oh, whatever, man.
是我告诉你 跟着我们是个糟糕的主意 I'm the one who told you coming with us was a horrible idea.
今年充斥着糟糕的主意啊 兄弟 Oh, it's been the year of the horrible idea, man.
你还想看个糟糕的主意吗 You want to see another horrible idea?
我这里还有 I got one for you.
好吧 你看吧 Bam. there you go.
这对你来说是一个糟糕透顶的主意 There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you.
布布拒绝了你吗 Brooke said no?
我已经把我跟她的生活都计划好了 Look, i had my life all planned out with her.
完完全全都计划好了 All right? i -- it was all perfectly set up.
我有房子 我还有一条狗 I had the house, i had the dog,
我在周末会看唐顿庄园 I had "downton abbey" on the weekends.
我甚至在沙滩上想她求婚 I even did the proposal on the beach
周围有培根和含羞草还有煎饼和各种东西 With bacon and mimosas and pancakes and all that.
不管是因为什么原因 And for whatever reason
那可能是我永远也不会懂的… That i'll probably never understand...
她想要的不是这些 She wanted something else.
所以我跟你们这群混蛋一起旅行 So i came on this trip with you fucks
希望能熬过这段 To just try to get on with it.
如果旅行就这样结束 那我才是死了 So i'm gonna be damned if i'm gonna just let it end
此时此刻 Right here and now.
你是对的 You're right.
你他妈太对了 You're goddamn right.
我们不能就在这里结束 We can't let the train stop here.
没错 不行 That's right. no.
我们还有一大堆账单要还 爸比 We got a tsunami of dollar bills to get to, daddy.
噢 我们肩负使命 该死 Oh, we're on a mission. fuck, yeah.
我们再找一个主持人 没问题吧 托比亚斯 Look, we'll get another m.c. right, tobias?
这就是我那时说的能量 That's the energy i'm talking about right there.
我们会在回家的时候带上他 Look, we'll pick him up on the way home.
我们现在要做的就是租一辆车 All we got to do is get a rental car.
我们不要一辆租的车 我不这样认为 We're not gonna need a rental car, i don't think.
这又是一个糟糕的主意 但是… This is another horrible idea, but...
我认识一个在萨瓦娜的主持人 I know an m.c. in savannah.
先生们 嗨 Gentlemen. hey.
我能为你们做些什么 How can i be of service?
呃 罗姆今晚在这儿吗 Uh, is rome in tonight?
请问您是会员吗 先生 Are you a member, sir?
不 不是… N-no. not a --
不 我们不是会员 No, we're not members.
呃 我曾今是… Uh... i used to --
我曾在这跳舞… 在它改建之前 I used to dance here... before it was this.
你能帮我一个忙吗 Can you just do me a favor and --
只需要把我的名字告诉罗姆 Just if you could get my name to rome.
麦奇·莱恩 Mike lane.
如果… 如果这样没有用 And if -- and if that doesn't do the trick,
我们就不会再打扰你了 I guess we'll just stop bothering you.
你可以跟我来 You can follow me.
呃 你们在这里等我 Uh, y'all chill down here.
我马上就回来 I'll be back.
你好啊 What's up?
给老娘坐下 Sit your ass down.
马利克 很抱歉事情这么突然 Malik, i'm sorry for the surprise,
但是他阴魂不散 But a ghost is a ghost.
我马上就去楼下找你 好吗 I'll see you downstairs in a minute, okay?
他们跟我说麦奇·莱恩和伙伴们 So, they said "mike lane and company."
嗯 Mm-hmm.
你的伙伴是谁 Who's your company?
坦帕之王剩下的人 It's what's left of the kings of tampa.
噢 让我猜猜 Oh, let me guess.
鳄鱼先生表演了胡迪尼的魔术吗 Mr. crocodile dundee done did a little houdini act?
是的 Yep.
嗯哼 看来是的 Mm-hmm. seems so.
如你所知 Just so you know,
三年前我自愿退出了 I got out on my own accord three years ago.
但是现在你在这儿 But yet here you are.
你勾起了我的好奇心 Mike You got my curiosity, mike.
舞台是你的了 Floor is yours.
不 No.
我就在附近 我只是想知道 I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to see
我能不能过来借一罐焦糖 If i could stop by and borrow a cup of brown sugar.
小子 我告诉你 狗改不了吃屎 哼 Boy, i tell you, shit don't change, huh?
总是要先讲一个笑话 Always got to lead with a joke
在你说明你想要的东西之前 Before you ask for what you want.
不 No.
那么 你做了什么 So, what did you do,
把这个地方改建成一种 Turn this place into some sort
乡村俱乐部还是什么别的东西 of a country club or something
就知道你会这么说 Guess you could say that.
你知道的 在罗马帝国时代 You know, back in the day in the roman empire,
只要你给国王赋税 As long as you paid the emperor your taxes,
你可以崇拜你想要的任何人 You could worship who you wanted,
任何地方 任何程度 Where you wanted, how you wanted.
自由的代价很小 Freedom had a small price.
你知道人们看的比自由更重的是什么吗 Mike Do you know what people value more than freedom, mike?
告诉我一定是脱衣舞男 Please say strippers.
当然不是 Nope.
是美 Beauty.
所以说 如果美是你真心想要看到的东西 So, if beauty is something you really wish to behold,
你可以在这里看到你想要的所有的美 You can behold all the beauty you want right here.
而我所要的只是一点儿月费罢了 你懂吗 All i ask is for a little monthly fee, you know?
所以你销售的是订阅是的愉悦吗 So it's a subscription-based pleasure that you're selling?
你说的很对 You got it.
为何不让我带你四处看看 Why don't you let me show you around?
看看我们都做些什么 See what we do here.
也许你会学到点新东西 Maybe you'll learn a little something.
? 我想要得到你 ? ? i wanna freak you ?
? 我想要占有你 ? ? i wanna freak you ?
? 我想要享用你 ? ? i wanna freak you ?
? 我想要得到你 ? ? i wanna freak you ?
? 我想要占有你 ? ? i wanna freak you ?
? 我想要享用你 为此我愿付出一切 宝贝 ? ? i wanna freak you , i would give anything, baby ?
? 今夜你不会失望 ? ? tonight you won't be sorry ?
? 你将我迷得神魂颠倒 ? ? tonight you got my mind ?
感觉如何 女王大人 How you doing, queen?
棒极了 你感觉棒极了 Good. you feeling good?
你玩的很开心 嗯哼嗯 You having a good time? mm-hmm.
好的 现在 奥古斯图先生 All right, now, mr. augustus.
我要你继续服侍这位美人 你听到我说的了 I want you to keep taking care of this beauty, you hear me?
- 遵命 女士 - 很好 - Yes, ma'am. - all right.
? 来向你证明 ? ? to show how much ?
? 我有多想占有你 ? ? i think about freakin' you? ?
? 我该如何说 ? ? what must i say ?
? 我该如何做 ? ? what must i do ?
? 来向你证明 ? ? to show how much ?
? 我有多想占有你 ? ? i think about freakin' you? ?
? 但我不能再傻等数周 ? ? but i couldn't go for weeks ?
? 我也能与他人云雨 ? ? i can even play with another body ?
? 但那只是暂时而已 因为我已为你着魔 ? ? but it wouldn't last 'cause i'm a freak ?
? 你说的每一句话 ? ? oh, everything you say ?
? 你的每个动作都令我狂热 ? ? i'm turned on by everything you do ?
? 夜深闭眼之时 ? ? and at night when i close my eyes ?
? 我只想在梦里与你云雨 ? ? i only dream of freakin' you ?
? 今夜我一定要得到你 ? ? ooh, tonight i need your body, baby ?
? 无论你想什么 ? ? whatever you want ?
? 也无论你要什么 ? ? whatever you need ?
? 你不会后悔的 宝贝 ? ? you won't be sorry, baby ?
? 宝贝 ? ? baby, no, no ?
? 无论你想什么 宝贝 ? ? whatever you want, baby ?
? 我都乐意至极 至极 ? ? it will be fine, so fine ?
? 我该如何说 ? ? what must i say ?
? 我该如何做 ? ? what must i do ?
? 来向你证明 ? ? to show how much ?
? 我想得到你 ? ? i think about freakin' you? ?
? 我该如何说 ? ? what must i say ?
? 我该如何做 ? ? what must i do ?
? 来向你证明 ? ? to show how much... ?
? 雨下个不停 ? ? oh -- oh -- oh, the rain keeps fallin' ?
? 像在不停呼唤 ? ? and these... keep callin' ?
? 雨淅沥打在我的窗台 ? ? all these raindrops fallin' on my window ?
? 让我想要和你再续前缘 ? ? got me wishing that we did the things we didn't do ?
? 现在我想和你相爱 宝贝 ? ? and right now i wanna sex you, baby ?
? 近来你又是否有过相好 ? ? has anybody sexed you lately? ?
? 那些庸脂俗粉在叫我过去 ? ? got all these hoes calling asking me to come through ?
? 叫我过去 ? ? asking me to come through ?
? 她们不知道的是 ? ? what they don't know is all ?
? 她们只是我们的前奏 ? they do is maker theme song.
? 而你 你 你 你 ? ? you, you, you, you ?
? 我能否能和你相爱 美女 ? ? and ask if i can sex you, lady ?
? 一直到我们面露疯狂 ? ? can we do it till we both look crazy? ?
? 疯狂 ? ? crazy ?
? 宝贝 你知道我来自亚特兰大 ? ? baby, you know i'm from atlanta ?
? 他们将我当杀手般抚养 ? ? and they raise me like a killer ?
? 当恶棍般培养 ? ? raise me like a villain ?
? 当皮条客般成长 ? ? raise me like a pimp ?
? 周遭有如此多的美女 ? ? and there's a lot of girls out here ?
? 我也能一一品尝 ? ? and i could have all of them ?
? 但是我一个都不想要 ? ? but i don't want none of them ?
? 我只想要其中的你 ? ? i only want one of them ?
? 我只想要和你相爱 宝贝 ? ? all i wanna do is sex you, baby ?
? 我想知道 ? ? i wanna know ?
? 你近来是否有过相好 ? ? have you had any good sex lately? ?
? 近来 近来 近来 ? ? lately, lately, lately ?
妙不可言 宝贝儿 一直都是 That was beautiful, baby, as always.
妙不可言 Just beautiful.
好了 女士们 你们今晚玩得开心吗 All right, ladies, you having a good time tonight?
我也是这么认为的 That's what i thought.
但大家都知道 总该是有一位女王大人 But you know there's always a queen up in here
她的美丽将会被铭记 Who must be reminded of how beautiful she is.
别害羞 你在哪儿 Don't be shy. where you at?
找到啦 Oop! boom.
你在这儿 There you go.
把手给我 Give me your hand.
你知道你有多美吗 Do you know how beautiful you are?
女王大人 她美不美 Queens, ain't she beautiful?
你听到了吗 但是你知道吗 You hear that? but you know what?
如果你不想轻易接受我们的赞美之词 If you're not gonna take our word for it,
我们会做给你看哦 好不好 We're just gonna show you, okay?
有请超级可爱的 So let me present to you the absolutely adorable...
安德烈 Andre.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
卡洛琳 Caroline.
别害羞 真是个美丽的名字 Don't be shy. that's a beautiful name.
这是我奶奶的名字 It was my grandmother's.
她是做什么的 What did she do?
呃 她是这个州第一个开杂货店的 Um, she was the first female black grocery owner
黑人女性 In the state.
嗯 女强人 Mm. a strong woman.
什么风把你吹到多米纳来了 要说实话哦 What brings you to domina? other than the obvious.
庆祝我的离婚 Celebrating my divorce.
你的女性朋友们带你出来玩 是吧 Your girlfriends brought you out to have a good time, huh?
嗯 干得不错 Whoo! yeah. good job. okay.
接下来就交给我了 I'll take it from here.
卡洛琳 能不能麻烦你 Uh, caroline, would you mind...
为了我 坐在这儿 Sitting for me right here?
这会很棒的 That would be great.
呃 还有一件事 And, um, one last thing --
你最喜欢的事情是什么 What's your favorite thing?
喝酒 Alcohol.
好吧 喝酒 Okay. alcohol.
呃 我需要一些群众参与进来 Um, i'm gonna need some crowd participation on this one,
大家来跟着我做 So just, uh, follow my lead.
好 Yeah.
很好 Okay.
年轻的卡洛琳 给黑人小伙带来欢乐时光 Young caroline, give a nigga happy time.
她喜欢喝酒 但你过来不是听我唠叨 She like alcohol, but you ain't here to hear me whine.
我看着你的背后 试着保持耐心 I'm looking at your backside. i'm trying to stay patient.
拍起手来 这是站立的热烈鼓掌 Make that thing clap. that's a standing ovation.
独立的奶奶 她不需要你的帮助 Grandma independent. she don't need your help.
但你却不愿这么看自己 But you don't really feel that way about yourself.
所以这个名字从你口中说出感觉很滑稽 That's why the name feel funny in your mouth.
你不相信 但我可以看到 You don't believe it, but i can see it.
还有那个该死的男人 他配不上你 And fuck that dude. he don't get you.
我知道你很有魅力 我才刚刚遇到你 I know you're cool and i just met you.
八点接你上车 pick you up around 8∶00.
我可以和你在一起 I can come and get you.
在沙滩上 我们反反复复的玩球 On the coast, and we ballin' back and forth
像是乒乓球 你没有任何烦扰 Like it's ping-pong and you ain't got a thing on.
让我为你唱一首你的主题曲 Let me sing your theme song.
卡洛琳 ? caroline ?
今夜是如此特别 ? this could be something special ?
我对你的爱 永不消逝 ? this love of mine will never let go ?
如果我能追到你 ? if i could make you mine ?
我会百般呵护你 ? oh, i'd treat you so special ?
答应我 ? be mine ?
答应我 ? oh, be mine ?
好了 我需要你们大家一起在这个节拍上鼓掌 好吗 All right. i need y'all to clap on this one. okay.
卡洛琳 ? caroline ?
今夜是如此特别 ? this could be something special ?
我对你的爱 永不消逝 ? this love of mine could never let go ?
如果我能追到你 ? and if i make you mine ?
我会百般呵护你 ? oh, i'd treat you so special ?
答应我 ? be mine ?
你为什么来这儿 Why are you here?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们 呃… 我们离萨瓦纳很近 Me and the guys were, uh... we were near savannah.
我不能不来看你 And i couldn't not see you.
好吧 Okay.
然后呢 And?
别笑话我 Don't laugh.
我们打算去大会 然后… 我不知道 Uh, we're going up to the convention and -- i don't know.
我们有疯狂的一夜 We're gonna have one crazy night to put this in bed and...
我不知道 我就是觉得这应该很有趣 I don't know. i just thought it could be fun.
大会 The convention?
所以你告诉我你大老远过来看我 So you mean to tell me you came all the way here to see me
就为了那该死的大会吗 About that bullshit convention?
不不 听我说 我知道 No. look -- look, i know.
我只是认为 这是一个 I just thought it... presented itself as an --
这对我们来说是一个有趣的机会 As an interesting opportunity for us to --
不不不不 No, no, no, no. no.
可能只是对你自己 For you maybe.
我特么去大会能有什么啊 麦克 What the hell do i need a convention for, mike?
你不需要 我不是这个意思 You don't. that's not what i'm saying.
你能让我说完吗 拜托 Would you let me finish, please?
- 你能不能… - 不 嗯哼 不行 - will you just -- - No. Unh-unh. No
我已经有八年没和你说话了 I haven't talked to you for eight years
- 自从你离开我 - 什么 是我离开了你吗 - Since you walked out on me. - oh, did i walk out on you?
因为我清楚的记得 我去找了份工作 Because if i remember correctly, i went and took a job.
当我回来的时候 有人就不让我进来了 And when i came back, someone wouldn't let me in the house.
麦克 你凭什么认为这么久过去了 Mike, what makes you think that you can come up in here
你一回来 随口一句 After all this time and snap your fingers
我就该帮你的忙吗 And i'm supposed to do a favor for you?
好吧 Okay.
也许 我是… 我就是个蠢货 我很抱歉 Maybe... i'm -- i'm an idiot. i'm sorry.
我不是那个意思 I-i'm not saying that at all.
真的吗 Really?
我不是来求你帮我 I don't need a favor from you.
去他妹的大会 Fuck the convention.
不是…所有的这些都只是借口 Don't -- all it is is an excuse
好解开让咱俩之间的恩怨 For us to try to put this shit between us to bed.
就是这样 That's all.
该死 Oh, shit.
谢谢你 奥克塔维斯 Thank you, octavius.
唔哦 你太棒了 Ooh. you're wonderful.
女王大人们 都过来 My queens, gather.
我需要你们 我需要你们 I need you. i need you.
你们曾被冤家鬼敲门吗 You ever had a ghost come to your front door?
来自过去的鬼魂 却依然能让你颤抖 A ghost from your past, one that still makes you shiver?
我今天就碰到一个 I had one today.
所以我需要你们的帮助 So i need your help.
我需要你们帮我做个决定 I need you to help me make a decision
我是该让那个鬼魂留在他的墓穴里 Of whether i should leave that ghost in his grave
还是给他一个机会复活 Or give him an opportunity to be resurrected.
复活 Resurrected!
那好 Okay.
今晚我准备了一个彩蛋 I got a little treat for y'all tonight.
我曾经认为他是…白巧克力 It's a man i knew... as white chocolate.
有人听过他的名声 魔力麦克 Some might know him as magic mike.
我们就来看看 这个迈克是不是还有魔力 We're gonna see if he's still got some magic in that mike.
嘿 美人儿 Hello, beautiful.
你今晚来找点乐子吗 You down for a little fun tonight?
- 是的 - 好的 - Yes. - all right.
请坐 Have a seat.
迈克 Mike?
拜托 别这样 Come on. let's not do this.
马利克 Malik?
? 我要 我要 我要 我要让你知道 ? ? i'm -- i'm -- i'm -- i'm gonna make you feel it ?
? 我要让你感到 ? ? i'm gonna make you feel it ?
? 告诉我你为何叛逆 ? ? tell me why you wanna be bad ?
? 耍坏 ? ? bad ?
? 告诉我你为何变坏 ? ? tell me why you wanna be bad ?
? 你如此可口 ? ? you sweatin' ?
? 但为何叫我爹地 ? ? why you callin' me daddy? ?
? 我会给你从未体验过的爽快 宝贝 ? ? giving you the best you ever had, babe ?
? 让我给你从未体验过的爽快 ? ? make me feel like you ain't ever had it ?
? 像皮筋一样拉伸你 ? ? stretching you out like you are elastic ?
? 转身 插入让我能抓住你 ? ? turn around, poke it out so i can grab it ?
? 颠倒你的臀部 好似正在运动 ? ? flip that ass over like we in gymnastics ?
? 你真坏 ? ? you nasty ?
? 宝贝 告诉我你想要更加深入 ? ? baby, tell me that you want it deeper ?
? 我已欲罢不能 ? ? i don't ever wanna come out ?
? 直至你昏迷 ? ? put you in a coma ?
? 你在冬眠 ? ? you're a sleeper ?
? 你的身体已昏昏欲睡 ? ? i know that your body's been drowsed ?
? 让我来帮你清醒 ? ? i'm gonna make you feel it ?
? 清醒 ? ? feel it ?
? 我会让你感到的 ? ? i'm gonna make you feel it ?
? 告诉我你不想再做乖乖女 ? ? tell me, do you wanna be bad ?
? 告诉我你想更狂野 宝贝 ? ? tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe ?
? 这次发射我将玩坏你 ? ? with the shots -- pow pow -- you bust off like an uzi ?
? 我想该换床单了 宝贝 ? ? think i'm gonna need another mat, babe ?
? 把我当作少年再来一次 ? ? back that ass up on me like i'm juvie ?
? 就像电影里演的一样 ? ? about nothing but action in this movie ?
? 我们在其中沉沦 ? ? it's going down ?
? 转身 让我抚摸你的曲线 ? ? turn around, let me feel your booty ?
? 我将是你私人的部分 ? ? i'm a private in your parts ?
? 我在履行责任 ? ? i'm at duty ?
? 美女 和我一起 ? ? girl, give it to me ?
? 宝贝 你让我想起我的吉普 ? ? baby, you remind me of my jeeper ?
? 你的身姿如它般上下起伏 ? ? the way you body's bouncing up and down ?
? 如同海啸或是飓风 ? ? feels like a tsunami or katrina ?
? 我保证我已经无法自拔 ? ? i swear i am deep enough to drown ?
? 噢 美女 ? ? oh, girl ?
? 我会让你感到的 ? ? i'm gonna make you feel it ?
? 我会让你体验 ? ? i'm gonna make you feel it ?
看来你又要离开了 So, seeing as though you are leaving again...
安德烈会帮我照顾你们的 I have andre over here to take care of you.
你们想去哪里就让他送 He'll take you wherever you want to go.
是 我们必须走了 Yeah. we got to get on the road.
今晚…很好玩 This was, uh, this was fun --
不管怎样 我想 Whatever, i guess, that this was.
见到你还是很高兴的 It was good seeing you.
我也是 Likewise.
那么… 刚才那是什么意思 So... what was that?
你们一起跳过舞吗 Y'all used to dance together?
嗯 是啊 Uh, yeah.
这真是… Look, it's a...
说来话长 但罗姆和我相遇 It's a long, long story, but, uh, rome and i met each other
在生命中的趣味时光里 At a very interesting time in our lives,
而且 也可以说我们有过一段 And -- and, uh, i guess you could say that we had a thing.
是啊 我就说你们有过 Mm. yeah. i'd say you had a thing.
是的 Yeah.
但我跟多拉斯工作后 我们就分开了 Well, until i, uh, i went to work with Dallas.
是的 Yeah.
那么… 她现在是要帮我们还是怎样 So... is she gonna come help us or what?
不 不 No. no.
我不 我不觉得她会帮我们 I don't -- i don't think that's gonna actually happen.
罗姆喜欢呆在她的城堡里 Rome likes to stay in her castle.
所以她才建造的 That's why she built it.
我还要再往北走95里是吧 So, uh, i getting on 95 north, right?
是的 就在查尔斯顿外面 Yeah. yeah. it's just outside of charleston.
她给我发了地址 我不知道 She texted me the address. i don't know.
快到的时候我会告诉你的 I'll tell you when we get closer.
- 你需要一个助驾吗 - 嗯 谢谢 - You need a co-pilot? - yes, please.
好 Okay.
今晚真是炫酷叼伙计 That was insane tonight, man.
谢谢 我是说真的 伙计 那就像… Thanks. i'm serious, dude. that was like...
这确实很酷 不骗你 It was a good night. i'm not gonna lie to you.
你的招式真是前所未有啊伙计 Your stuff is revolutionary, man.
有时候那些配乐有点…… Sometimes the songs are a little...
不 伙计 配乐堪称完美 你在逗我吗 No, man. it was perfect. are you kidding me?
谢谢夸奖 你就那样在舞台上即兴来了 I appreciate that. and you just made that up on the spot.
我…罗姆让我们把激情投入到工作中 I -- well, rome likes us to put our passion in our work.
是啊 我确实感受到了 Well, it shows, man.
我还没见过那么绝的 I've never seen anything like that.
你的音乐还用在其他地方吗 Are you doing anything else with your music?
我正在努力 我把它传到了网上 Man, i'm trying. i put it up online.
希望我的音乐可以通过社交媒体传播 Hopefully, like, it'll spread through social media,
但说实话 这首歌的效果真是… But honestly, with this e.p. that's coming out, it's...
不错啊 Oh, cool, man.
很难让人们注意到你 It's hard to get people to pay attention to it.
因为现在的人 'cause there's so much shit that comes
真是什么鬼都上传 on the internet ever
我只想做我自己 I just want to stay authentic.
是啊 不过至少你在尝试了 兄弟 Yeah. well, at least you're trying, man.
至少你尝试了 At least you're trying.
这就是我之前搬去佛罗里达的原因 That's why i moved down to florida back in the day,
更确切的说 是去做音乐了 Actually, was to do music stuff.
真的吗 是啊 当然 Really? yeah. yeah.
03年到05年 我在迪士尼的 I sang in "dream along with mickey"
“跟米奇一起幻想” At disney world from '03 to '05.
什么 What?
是啊 是真的 Yeah, man. for real.
我从唐老鸭的替补开始做起 I mean, i started out as the donald duck understudy,
第二年 我就给米老鼠配音了 But i -- i was playing mickey by my second year.
我被一个经纪人签下了 I got signed by an agent,
签下了当地的几个广告 Booked a couple regional commercial spots.
一天 我在广播里听到要招人跳舞 And one day i heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers.
后面的事情你就都知道了 And you know how that shit goes, so...
当我开始做这个的时候 我就想 When i started this, i thought --
兄弟 我以为我会很讨厌它 Man, i thought i'd hate it.
但现在 如果那张唱片明天就火了 But now, if the -- if, like, the e.p. blew up tomorrow,
我也可能不会放弃做这个 I'd probably still do this on the side.
- 什么 - 我是认真的 - What? - i'm serious.
你特么在逗我 You're shitting me.
你没看见我一天能泡多少妞吗 Do you see how many girls i meet every day?
- 是的 - 免费吗 - Yes. - for free?
免费 我不用付钱 For free! i don't got to pay for --
我做的就只是唱歌 All i do is sing.
你想想 And you think about that.
这些妞儿每天都要面对男人 Like, these girls have to deal with men in their lives
每一天 他们从来不听她们说话 Every day who -- they don't listen to them.
从来不问她们想要什么 They don't ask them what they want.
连她们想要什么都不问 They don't even ask them what they want.
我们要做的就是问她们想要什么 All we got to do is ask them what they want.
当她们跟你说的时候 感觉真是爽爆了 And when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing, man.
就像我们是…我们是医者什么的 It's like we're like... we're like healers or something.
是啊伙计 Yes, man.
- 那是当然 - 我们就是 - Fuck, yes. - we are.
说的对 我们就是医者 That's right. we're healers.
我们就是医者 We're healers, man.
我们能做到的 嗯 做得到 We can be. okay. yeah. we can be.
我们做得到 We can be.
我喜欢 Okay. i like that.
- 嘿 谢谢你送我们 - 没什么 兄弟 - Hey, thanks for the ride. - no problem, man.
跟你聊得很嗨 伙计 平安到家 Good talking to you, man. safe home.
到家就跟我们联系 Look us up when you get back.
好的伙计 谢谢 兄弟 All right, man. thanks, man.
你确定是这里吗 You sure this is the place?
是的 我很确定 她亲口说过 我还收到了短信 Yeah. i'm positive. she said it, and i got the text.
你这话那么自信 Looks like somebody hooked up
好像找了富姐一样 with a trust fund baby
我就说她最喜欢听的 I just hit her with her favorite flavor, baby,
我们有大房子住了 And we're livin' large.
梅根吗 Megan?
你好 Hello?
梅根 Megan?
吸引法则正在此地上演 There's some law of attraction going on up in here.
我们来了 梅根 There's somebody in here. megan!
是我 提托 It's tito!
嘿 Hey!
噢 草 Oh... shit.
你们是谁 Who are you?
我是梅根的朋友 Just, uh, friends of megan.
啊 Ah.
梅根在吗 Is megan here?
我女儿跟她的朋友出去了 My daughter and her friends are outside.
你们是谁 Who are you?
噢 你们在轰趴 我们出去等吧 Oh, you're having a party. we'll just go out --
你是说梅根会这样回到客房吗 You said megan was back this way in the guesthouse?
你们别急着走 You hold on.
你们不能像陌生人一样走进我家 Y'all can't just walk in my house like strangers
还没喝我的招呼酒就走了 Without having a hello drink.
进来坐吧 You come on now and have a seat.
喝点什么 红酒 还是白酒 What you want? you want red? you want white?
我们有威士忌 还有香槟 We got whiskey. we got shine.
你们都要喝点才行 Y'all get something.
要不我们从啤酒喝到香槟怎样 How about we start with wine and end with shine?
我喜欢这玩法 I like that rule.
亲爱的 你过来坐这边 来啊 Honey, you come sit right here. come on.
噢 我去 Oh, shit!
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
闻起来很不错啊 It smells good.
来…干杯 Well... cheers!
干杯 干杯 眼神交流 Cheers. cheers. eye contact.
谢谢你的款待 夫人 Thank you for your hospitality, ma'am.
别说这种狗屁话 Quit that proper shit.
你听起来就跟我前夫一个样 You sound just like my ex.
你们叫什么名字 What are your names?
我叫迈克 这是提托 Uh, i'm mike. this is tito...
提托 肯恩 Tito. ...ken...
肯恩 里奇 Ken. ...richie,
呃… Uh...
我叫南希 Well, i'm nancy.
这是媚 茱莉亚 戴安 还有洁西卡 And this is mae, julia, diane, and jessica.
嘿 很高兴见到你们 Hey. nice to meet you.
很高兴见到你们 谢谢 女士们 Nice to meet y'all. thank you, ladies.
你们都不像是本地人 Y'all don't look like you're from around here.
我们来自迈阿密 呃 其他的… We're from miami. uh, just...
佛罗里达 Florida.
还有一个是俄亥俄的 伙计 There's one in ohio, dude.
我们要去美特尔海滩 路过这里 Just passing through on our way to myrtle beach.
噢 美特尔海滩 乡下人的度假胜地 Oh! myrtle beach! redneck riviera.
你们应该去基洼岛 Y'all should try kiawah instead.
噢 是的 我听说那非常好玩 夫人 Oh, yeah, i heard that's real nice, ma'am.
噢 是的 我听说那非常好玩 夫人 "oh, yeah, i heard that's real nice, ma'am."
听啊 Listen to him!
我说的像那样吗 Is that what i sound like?
你很好 You're good!
别以为我不知道 Don't think i don't know
你们来这想跟那些女孩干嘛 What you're doing here with those girls.
你们都是怎么认识我女儿的 How do y'all know my daughter?
我们…我们在一个 We just... uh, we just met her at a --
在…在杰克逊维尔的一个… At a-- in jacksonville at -- at a...
就是个酒吧 It was a bar.
酒吧 好吧 我女儿就是那样的 A bar. well, that's my daughter.
经常结交新朋友 Always making new friends!
那你们都是干嘛的 So what do y'all do?
我们是…我…嘿 We are... i, uh -- hey!
你们好吗 How are you?
嘿 嗨 Hey! hi!
你终于来了 There you are.
你们在说什么 Hey. what are y'all talking about?
噢 那些男孩正准备告诉我们 Oh, the boys are just about to tell us
- 他们是靠什么赚钱的 - 噢 - What they do for a living. - oh.
我们 额… We, uh...
我们…我有 What do -- uh, i have --
我有自己的家具公司 I have my own furniture company.
是的 他很牛逼的 Yeah. he's great. um...
提托喜欢酸奶 Tito here is into yogurt.
冻酸奶 完全手作 Frozen yogurt. yeah. artisanal.
肯是个刚出道的演员 还是三级灵气治愈师 Ken is a budding actor and, um, and level-3 reiki healer.
如果你们需要任何帮助… Uh, so if you need any work done...
欧尼是…是个艺术家 Uh, ernie is -- is an artist.
他是个画家 He's a painter.
妈妈 他们是脱衣舞男 Mom, they're male strippers.
看 这才干脆嘛 Now, that makes sense.
你为什么一开始不肯说 Why didn't you say so in the first place?
因为这么介绍别人很尴尬唉 Because it's fucking awkward to introduce somebody like that.
别再说那种话了 Enough with that fucking language!
噢 天 我还从来没有 Oh, god, i don't think i've ever had
叫过真正的脱衣舞男来我家呢 A real live stripper in my house before.
现在你有了 You have now.
好吧 其实正规的称呼是 Uh, well, actually, the -- the technical term is --
- 是男性表演者 - 噢 我的天 - Is male entertainer. - oh, my!
妈妈 他们来这不是跳脱衣舞的 就是朋友而已 Mom, they're not here for that. they're just friends.
当然不是来跳舞的 Of course not!
听话 戴安娜 下去给我们多拿点葡萄酒来 Shit, diana, go down and grab us some more vino.
不 不 不 别了 你们别担心 No, no, no. don't -- don't you worry.
- 我知道该怎么来 马上上膛 南希 - 好的 - I got this. i'll reload, nancy. - okay, baby.
你只管…什么贵就拿什么 You just -- you just get anything that looks expensive.
只要你的小手臂拿得下 As much of the good stuff
尽量多拿 亲爱的 As your little arms can carry, darling.
你放心 You got it.
我也有手臂 我可以帮忙 I-i got arms. i'll help.
你是美国人吗 提托 Are you native american, tito?
是的 我妈妈是 Yes, on my mother's side.
说真的 我可以自己来 不过还是谢了 Really, i've got it. thanks, though.
噢 你自己可拿不动的 Oh, you do not have it.
据我刚才在上面看到的 By what i just saw up there,
我们需要一匹骡子才能拿下那么多东西 We are gonna need a fucking pack mule to water that bunch.
所以 我不知道你能不能 So -- i don't know.
开始拿吧 Let's fucking do this.
话说 我还以为你会在纽约 I thought you were supposed to be in new york, by the way.
噢 慢着 我们不是在那吗 Oh, wait. is that not where we are?
喔 Wow.
我改变主意了 I changed my mind.
所以这意味着你要当头 So does that mean you are gonna be on the pole
还是不要呢 Or you're not gonna be on the pole?
因为 我是说 Because, i mean,
多莉·蒂茨站在台上 即将为你们呈现 "dolly titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys.
把钞票都拿出来 让她今天开心一下 Get your dollar bills out and let's brighten up her day"
我对这种没有抵抗力啊 Sounds awesome to me.
哈哈 Ha ha.
圆的好啊 蝶窦 Nice callback, clitoria.
轻松就能实现 我把持不住 It's low-hanging fruit. i can't help myself.
那现在怎么办呢 What's the plan now, then?
- 目前吗 - 是啊 - Currently? - yep.
给楼上的火药桶们找到最好的燃料 Find the perfect dynamite for that powder keg upstairs
然后 看着它炸了 And... watch it blow.
好吧 Okay.
那我们要找什么 What are we looking for?
又老又贵的东西 好融入楼上的气氛 Something old and expensive -- to fit in upstairs.
没问题 Cool.
它们看起来都一个样儿 They all look the same to me.
种族歧视 Racist.
什么 Hmm?
1959年的拉菲 1959 Chateau Lafite.
这个可以了 That'll do.
我听见的是 You see, what i hear
那家伙连自己的破事儿都不管 Is that guy isn't taking care of his own shit.
如果你自己都不想付出劳动 How are you gonna expect your lady to trim the hedges,
又怎么能让你的女人帮你打理家务呢 If you're not willing to... prune the tree?
知道吗 我有一条三日迅速成长法则 See, i have a three-day max-growth rule.
他妈必须的 Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am.
喔 Wow.
- 原谅我粗俗的用词 - 得了吧 - Pardon my language. - oh, please.
红酒来啦 We got wine!
满满一篮子的红酒 A basket full of wine!
一大篮子的红酒 We got a basket of wine.
你们错过了很多人夫故事 You are missing out on some husband tales in here.
或者说前夫故事 Or ex-husband tales.
茱莉亚和我在努力地引诱媚和戴安 Julia and i are trying to lure mae and diana
进入我们的黑暗世界 Over to the dark side.
发挥你的力量吧 夫人 Use the force, nance.
来嘛 媚 Come on, mae.
轮到你了 It's your turn.
来吧 媚 Come on, mae.
来嘛 媚 Come on, mae.
我们都知道 爱情故事肯定不是那么甜蜜的 We know it ain't all peaches and roses in that bedroom.
我们都会保密的 Cone of silence here.
好吧 那我来说吧 Fine. i'll go, then.
好吧 给你们个劲爆的 Ugh. here's a whopper for you.
开始了 Here we go.
罗杰是我唯一睡过的男人 Roger's the only man i've ever slept with.
那你就要再多喝点了 Then you are gonna get more wine.
对 Yeah.
我第一次就是跟他 那时我十七岁 然后就完了 I lost my virginity to him when i was 17, and that was that.
生了两个漂亮的女儿 Two beautiful daughters,
可是我整个操蛋的人生只拥有过一根鸡巴 But only one penis my entire fucking life.
可悲的是 我天真到连他是基佬都不知道 Sadly, i was too naive to recognize that he was a gay man.
妈妈 这可不一定 Mom, you don't know that.
我可清楚了 Oh, i knew enough.
我知道他可喜欢我把手指放进 I knew he really liked it when i put my fing--
妈妈 别说 我不想听到这些东西 Mom! no. i don't want to hear that. hey!
可你需要听一下 没那么可怕 Well, you need to hear this! it's not so terrible.
因为我把我整个人生都挥霍在这么个男人身上了 Because i pissed away all of this on one man.
我不想你们犯同样的错误 And you are not gonna make the same mistake.
收到了 Got it.
所以我才让这些姑娘浪起来 That's why i tell these girls to play the field.
不休不止 直到找到一个 And don't stop until you find one
能让你神魂颠倒爽翻天的人 That rocks your fucking socks off!
- 我的座右铭 - 领教 领教 - My motto. - hear, hear.
你知道吗 夫人 这对男女都通用 Well, you know, nancy, that plays both ways.
我觉得我比谁都玩得溜 I think i've had as good a run as anybody.
但我愿毫不犹豫 But i'd trade all that in a heartbeat
用它去换来家里的老婆孩子 还有爱我的人 To come home to a wife, a kid, people that love me.
内心的空洞永远无法被填补 That hole is never gonna be filled.
情感却他妈的早已启航 That ship fucking sailed.
我想我的灵魂刚刚逝去了一点 I think my soul just died a little bit.
我太爱你了 欧尼 I love you, ernie.
好吧 汉克和我从不会开着灯做爱 Well, hank and i have never had sex with the lights on.
什么 What?
每次开始的时候 他都会把灯关了 Every time it starts, he just goes and turns 'em off.
我试着去暗示他 但是 And i try to drop hints, but, um...
也许是我的问题吧 我也不知道 Maybe it's me. i don't know.
拜托 一次都没有吗 Come on. never once?
从来没有 Never.
他没有向你展示你有多美 He's not showing you how beautiful you are.
你美若天仙 你是知道的 对吧 No. you're gorgeous -- you know that, right?
她美极了 对吧 She's gorgeous, right?
而且我不是在说你妆化得多好 And i'm not just talking about the paint job.
我不是在说你的外表 I'm not talking about this vessel.
我是在说你内在的东西 I'm talking about what's inside you.
我的工作就是探索能量 I read energy in my work,
而你的 是纯净甜美 温柔慈爱的 And -- and yours is pure and sweet and loving and nurturing.
你必须要跟他谈一下 You got to talk to him.
因为如果他不愿意爱慕你 'cause if he's not gonna worship you,
外面大把的男人愿意 There's a lot of guys out there who will.
愿意爱慕你的男人会从这里 And the line starts right here.
- 绕着这间房子排队- 没错 - Winds around this room, too. - yep. absolutely.
你懂的 对吧 You know that, right?
很好 别这样 不要对我害羞 Good. don't -- no, no. don't get shy on me.
你要说出来 我想听你说出来 You need to say it. i want to hear you say it.
把话语权掌控住 Own it.
好吧 我只是不知道该向他说什么 Well, i just don't know what to say to him.
那就告诉他你想怎么做 Well, tell him what your fantasy is.
然后确保他能开着灯和你做 And make sure he does it with the lights on.
如果他不愿意 你们的问题就大了 If he doesn't, then y'all have a serious problem.
好吧 我 Well, i, um...
在大学的时候我们就相爱了 When we were in college and we were falling in love,
我们经常听那首 Heaven We used to listen to that song, um, "heaven."
天哪 太棒了 Oh, shit. yes!
我爱死那首歌了 I love that song.
? 思念着青葱岁月 ? ? oh, thinking about all our younger years ?
? 脑海里只剩彼此 ? ? there was only you and me ?
? 我们如此青春 狂野 自由 ? ? we were young and wild and free ?
能帮我拿一下吗 来嘛 Will you hold this for me? mm-hmm. yeah. come on!
? 如今你永远伴我身旁 ? ? now nothing can take you away from me ?
? 我们曾在此路并肩而行 ? ? we've been down that road before ?
? 但一切已成回忆 ? ? but that's all over now ?
? 你不断索求 ? ? you keep coming back for more ?
? 宝贝 你是我唯一的渴求 ? ? baby, you're all that i want ?
? 当我拥你入怀 ? ? when you're lying here in my arms ?
? 难以相信我们已然身处天堂 ? ? i'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven ?
耶 Yeah.
? 爱 是我唯一的欲望 ? ? and love is all that i need ?
? 而爱 见于你心 ? ? and i found it there in your heart ?
? 其实不难发现 我们已然身处天堂 ? ? it isn't too hard to see we're in heaven ?
感觉好吗 Do you feel good?
太棒了 Yeah, baby. whoo!
简直妙不可言 That's wonderful!
我觉得汉克做不到 I don't think hank can do that.
随时为你服务 宝贝 Doctor's in the house, baby.
只要开口 随时奉陪 The doctor has checked into the building.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
干 肯恩 Yeah! fuck, ken!
你竟然还有这招 What the fuck?
你们都知道这是我试音的歌吧 Y'all know that was my audition song.
- 什么 - 对 其中一首 - What? - yeah, it was one of them.
太棒了 It's awesome.
天哪 这个夜晚太他妈赞了 Oh, god, i just love this fucking night!
我喜欢 I love it!
真希望我们能早点认识 I wish we had known you guys back in our day, you know?
现在还不晚嘛 女士 Well, i'd say it's still your day, ma'am.
谢谢你 里奇 Thank you, richie.
起来 Stand up.
来吧 站起来 Come on, stand up.
嘿 Hey!
我的天哪 看看你 Oh, my god. just look at you.
简直就是完美 You are just perfect.
真该死 Damn!
天哪 Oh, god.
要来了 Here it comes.
我无意冒犯 但是 I hate to be rude, but...
你想拉开拉链 You want to pop the hood.
我去 Oh, shit.
天了噜 Oh, my god!
拜托 Oh, please!
你一个人在这里吃蛋糕 Of course you're -- you're eating cake by yourself
外面都炸开了花了 When, uh, the fireworks are about to go off in there.
这看起来再正常不过了 This isn't concerning at all.
我还能说什么呢 What can i say?
我喜欢吃蛋糕 I like cake.
你知道外面发生什么了吗 Do you have any idea what's going on out there?
一位女士快要被 A lady is about to get --
我都不知道该怎么说出口了 I don't even know how to put it into words.
不用 我喜欢吃曲奇 No. i'm a cookie guy.
什么 What?
- 对 - 这是他妈的红丝绒蛋糕 - Yeah. - it's red fucking velvet.
我宁愿吃一袋奥利奥也不吃那玩意儿 I would take a pack of oreos over that bullshit
- 不管什么时候都是 - 你有毛病吧 - Any day of the week. - what's wrong with you?
我没有毛病 因为曲奇真的很赞 Nothing's wrong. 'cause cookies are awesome.
好吧 我想我们已经没什么 Well, i don't think we have anything more
可以再说下去的 To say to one another.
听着 如果你不想谈这些 Look, if you don't want to talk about it or whatever --
我不知道是不是纽约的事情 I don't know if it's about new york --
但直觉告诉我可能是因为 But i maybe intuit that it might be --
我要把厨房的刀藏起来了 I'm gonna start hiding the kitchen knives in a minute.
说真的 就是这么明显 Seriously, it is that obvious.
怎么了 What's up?
我在迈阿密认识了一个摄影师 I met a photographer in miami
在那个派对上 at this party i
他很友好 但是他结婚了 He was nice and married and all of that.
嗯 Mm.
看了一眼我的照片 觉得我对上他的眼了 Took a look at my photos and said i had an eye.
当场就让我做他的助理 Offered me a job right there on the spot as his assistant.
那很好啊 That's cool.
那他给你地方住了吗 I mean, did he offer a place for you to stay as well
那地方是不是刚好是他妻子不在时候的他家 That happened to be his house when his wife was away?
是不是 That...
对 Yeah.
等等 你当时在那里吗 Wait. were you there?
我在 不过我当时嗑药了 I was there, but i was in drag.
你不可能认出我的 you wouldn't have recognized me.
但我很想把你手上这坨东西扔出去 Mm. but i just want to throw this out there, though.
这或许是上帝的意愿 Um, this might be god's way
在摩陀海滩给你第二次机会 Of giving you a second chance at myrtle beach.
嗯 Mm.
任何值得信仰的上帝 Any god worth believing in
肯定会在你需要的时候送你几个丁字裤壮男 Certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need.
或者她就是知道迈阿密的某些混蛋们 Or she just knows that some asshole in miami --
她 She?
对 我的是女神 Yes, my god is a she.
她或许就是知道 我也说不清楚 Um, she just might know that -- i don't know --
迈阿密的某些混蛋偷了你的笑容 而你需要找回来 Some asshole in miami stole your smile and you need it back.
而我能担保 And i can guarantee you
脱衣舞男能给你足够多的笑容 That strippers will give smiles aplenty
让你忘掉纽约的事情 And make you forget about new york.
如果这都不见效 And if that doesn't work, then
那么外面会有三千个女人 there will be 3000 women out there
觉得你根本对男人不感兴趣 Seeing as you're not in a boy phase.
那确实是个问题 That's quite a pitch. mm.
事情不是按你的意愿发展的时候 Look, when shit's not going your way,
和几个朋友疯一下 Getting a little crazy with some random friends
能帮你理清一下思绪 Has a way of helping you sort out your own shit.
所以我现在成你朋友了 So i'm your friend now?
你见过我撒尿了 You've seen me pee.
见过我撒尿的都该算我朋友 I don't know anyone that's not my friend that's seen me pee.
好吧 Fair enough.
听着 我通常都不会相信一个喜欢曲奇的男人 Look, i don't normally trust a cookie guy...
但我会考虑一下的 But i'll -- i'll think about it.
就这么定了 That's valid.
好了 你就好好想想吧 小宝贝 All right. you think about it, dolly.
我要进去满足饿狼了 I'm gonna go back in there and feed the wolves,
里面都快疯掉了 'cause it's getting a little rabid in there.
好吧 All right?
还有 我叫佐伊 It's zoe, by the way.
- 佐伊 - 嗯 - Zoe. - mm-hmm.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
魔力 Magic.
魔力麦克 Magic mike.
谢了 伙计 Thanks, man. yeah.
早啊 先生们 Morning, gentlemen.
早啊 伙计 Morning. hey, buddy.
昨晚睡得好吗 Everyone sleep all right?
很好 很好 Yeah. yeah.
你们好好玩 You boys have fun.
你们做了吗 Did you bangee?
做了 Yes.
你上了她 You banged her?
她是你要找的那只水晶鞋吗 Was she the glass slipper?
可以啊 伙计 Yes, man!
那个完美诱人的女士就是那只水晶鞋 That wonderful, nice lady was the glass slipper?
每一寸都能紧紧裹住 Hold it. every inch?
喔 Wow.
你们有着很深的羁绊 伙计 Y'all had a crazy connection, man.
我能感受到的 真替你高兴 I could feel it. i'm so happy for you.
什么 What?
这绝对在开玩笑 什么 You got to be kidding me. yeah. what?!
这他妈绝对在开玩笑 You got to be fucking joking.
我勒个去 Oh, shit!
- 能让我们开么 - 这是那个前夫的 - This is us? - it was the ex-husband's.
她说了 只要我们把它开回来 Said she didn't care what shape i brought it back in,
它变成什么样子都没关系 As long as i brought it back.
还真没注意到她嫁的是肖恩·坎普 Didn't realize she'd been married to shawn kemp.
太帅了 Pimpin'! sweet!
这是件艺术品 伙计 That is a beautiful piece of machinery, man.
天了噜 Holy shit.
我们要在美特尔海滩大炫舞技了 太赞了 We're gonna kill on the strip in myrtle. this is nice.
绝杀 This is gonna kill.
? 我会赠你满天星光 ? ? i will bring you starlight by the barrow ?
? 我会送你如海玫瑰 ? ? i will bring you roses by the score ?
? 无从躲避 ? ? there's no other way ?
? 与我在海边暮光中相见 ? ? meet me in the twilight by the seaside ?
? 与我在柳树丛下相见 ? ? meet me underneath the willow's fall ?
? 无从躲避 ? ? there's no other way ?
? 无路可逃 ? ? there's no other way ?
先生们 欢迎 我们已经恭候多时了 Gentlemen, welcome. we've been expecting you.
戴维森夫人提前打过招呼 升级了你们的房间 Uh, ms. davidson called ahead, upgraded your rooms,
还帮你们预订了会议室 And booked you our conference space.
怎么回事 这个叫戴维森的 Oh, what's up, ms. davidson? yeah.
我知道怎么回事了 戴维森夫人 Oh, i know what's -- i know what was up ms. davidson.
不错哦 伙计 That's sick, man.
不会吧 开什么玩笑 No! get outta here!
所以你觉得让我在这里等你两个小时 So you think it's okay to have
无所谓是吗 me wait for you for 2 hours
有所谓 不过你提前告诉我呀 No, it's not okay, but someone should've told me.
嘿 伙计 Yo, man.
可别说我什么都不帮你 Don't say i never did anything for you.
我保证绝对不会 I ain't never gonna say that. i promise you that.
看 你还好吗 Look at this! what's up?
最近还好吗 How you doing?
最近怎样 伙计 What's up, man?
嗨 小甜心 Hi, sweetie.
所以 三千个女人 还是男人 三千个女人 So, 3,000 women, man? 3,000 women.
有什么想法吗 You got some ideas?
有 我已经有些主意了 Yeah, i got some ideas.
他们肯定不是为你准备的 They ain't ready for you.
他们肯定不是为我们准备的 They ain't ready for us.
? 带上你的能力 ? ? pack your grip ?
? 踏上旅途 ? ? takin' you on a trip ?
? 还有座位 ? ? ain't no seats ?
? 踏着自己的舞步 ? ? all we got's dancin' feet ?
? 把烦恼丢在身后 ? ? leave your worries behind ?
? 也无所谓 是晴是阴 ? ? 'cause rain, shine, won't mind ?
? 今夜我们乘坐在groove线上 ? ? we're ridin' on the groove line tonight ?
? 乘上火车 ? ? get this train ?
? 你会很高兴选择前往 ? ? know you'll be glad you came ?
? 跟着节奏 ? ? hit the track ?
? 往返于派对 ? ? party hard there and back ?
? 烦恼置于身后 ? ? leave your worries behind ?
? 也无所谓 是晴是阴 ? ? 'cause rain, shine, won't mind ?
? 今夜我们乘坐在groove线上 ? ? we're ridin' on the groove line tonight ?
? 检查轮子是否还在转动 ? ? check out the wheels are turnin' ?
? 你将知道我们不会停下 ? ? you know we won't stop ?
? 烧好锅炉 ? ? we got this boiler burnin' ?
? 保持温度 ? ? we're keepin' it hot ?
? 带上你的朋友 ? ? so grab your friends ?
? 乘上列车 ? ? get the train comin' through ?
? 攀上甲板 ? ? climb on board ?
? 自己决定何时离开 ? ? where you leave's up to you ?
? 将烦恼置于身后 ? ? leave your worries behind ?
? 也无所谓 是晴是阴 ? ? 'cause rain, shine, won't mind ?
? 今夜我们乘坐在groove线上 ? ? we're ridin' on the groove line tonight ?
? 将烦恼置于身后 ? ? leave your worries behind ?
? 也无所谓 是晴是阴 ? ? 'cause rain, shine, won't mind ?
晚安 good night.
大家晚安 Good night, y'all.
晚点见咯 Later, guys.
兄弟 你的酸奶呢 我饿死了 Where is your yogurt now, man? i'm starving.
嗯 Yeah.
你真觉得 You really think --
你真觉得这行得通么 You really think it's gonna work?
你觉得我能成功么 You think I can pull this off?
啥 酸奶车么 What, the yogurt truck?
是啊 Yeah.
嗯 当然 Yeah. Absolutely.
唉 希望如此 Man, i hope so.
希望我能办得到 I hope i can keep it afloat, man.
因为除了在台上之外 'cause nothing feels that good.
没有什么能感觉更棒了 Other than being onstage.
但这就是为什么它能成功的 兄弟 But that's why. that's why it's gonna work, man.
你爱得太深了 You love it too much.
听着 我准备跟你说实话 肯定不会那么容易 Look, i'm not gonna lie to you. it's not gonna be easy.
如果你需要的话 我就… If you want, man, look, i'll --
回去之后 我会 On the way back down, i'll --
我帮你看看你都有什么 i'll go over everything you got
咱…咱过一遍 We'll -- we'll go through it.
- 是么 - 嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
那就太好了 兄弟 That'd be cool, man.
话说 我懂你为什么走了 You know, i get why you left.
我很高兴你会回来 I'm just glad you're back.
好吧 催眠先生 All right, Hypnotize.
听见声音看见灯光就对了 Make sure you see sound and lighting.
会有人勾搭你的 They'll hook you up.
去吧 挣点钱 给他把换衣柜钥匙 Go on, make some money. give him a locker key.
下一个 Next!
Paris Paris.
我勒个去 Holy fucking shit.
- 你们过来干嘛 - 嗨 - What are y'all doing here? - hi.
给老娘抱一抱 Give your mama some sugar!
你还好吧 How are you? how are you?
倦鸟总会归巢的 They always come back. mm-hmm.
我很好 I am great.
我有点糊涂了 因为Dallas I'm a little confused, 'cause Dallas,
他都没跟我说你们要来 He didn't let me know y'all were coming.
- 他人呢 - Dallas不来 - Where is he? - Dallas is not coming.
只有我们 It's just us.
亲爱的 我可没地方安排你们 Baby, i don't have a spot for you.
你可以安排的 别扯 You got a spot for us. come on.
亲爱的 你也知道这是什么歌流程 你没有特权 Honey, you know how this works. you're not special.
尤其是你 你…之前就退了 Especially you. you -- you've been out!
多久了 How long?
这个…不用担心 "d-- d-- d-- d--" don't worry about it.
- 好几年了 - 好嘛 给我们安排一下 - Couple years. - come on. you can find us a spot.
你都不跳舞了 看看你 You've not been dancing. come on. look at you.
- 我看看 - 好嘛 你知道的 - Let me see. - come on. you know i --
- 你还有那个身材么 - 就像骑自行车一样 - Are you even in shape? - it's like riding a bike.
我没想好 I don't know.
这是谁 大傻里奇么 你好啊 Who's this? big dumb rick? how you doing?
- 是大屌 - 好吧 - It's dick. - okay.
- 你们都没有主持 - 我们有主持啊 - So, you don't have an m.c. - we do have an m.c.
你们都没有主持 让我怎么办 You don't have an m.c. what am i supposed to do?
我们有主持啊 We do have an m.c.
嗨 美人儿 Hey, gorgeous.
我勒个去 Shut the fuck up.
嘿 Hey.
你怎么样 How you been?
你怎么样 How have you been?
挺好 Good.
这样能给我们安排下了吧 So, you got a spot for us?
我会的一切都是拜这妞儿所赐 This girl taught me everything i know.
十点二十是谁 Bumper Grinders么 Who is at 10:20? bumper grinders?
好吧 All right.
看她面子 For her.
十点二十 10:20.
所以我才爱你嘛 That's why i love you.
这时段可是很赚钱的 That's a money spot.
我希望你们能多赚点回来 I expect y'all to make some money in that spot.
谢谢 Thank you.
膝盖怎么样 How are the knees?
坏掉了 Rotten.
是么 你还好吧 Yeah? you good?
兄弟 跟你讲实话吧 Tell you the truth, man,
自从沙漠风暴之后 我就没这么紧张过了 I haven't felt this nervous since desert storm.
什么 What?
我都认识你这么久了 H-how have i known you this long
我怎么不知道你参加了沙漠风暴行动呢 And i don't know that you were in desert storm?
之前我没提过 Just never came up.
我是想说 Look, i don't know.
咱们两个 真是没有 Me and you, we haven't really had
什么机会可以好好相处 a chance to have our moment.
咱还是兄弟吧 Are we good?
其实 麦克 我打电话给你的时候 You know, mike, when i called you,
不是想跟你打架 I didn't call to fuck with you.
我打给你是因为我想你了 兄弟 I called 'cause i missed you, man.
看我的厉害 让她自己做决定 Read my fangs. let her make her own decisions.
呸 一边去 Psst! whatever.
你俩冷静 Chill, guys.
我上了贝拉 I fucked bella!
外边谁家那么卖座 Who's killing it out there?
妈的 吸血鬼垃圾 Fucking vampire bullshit.
你们看到了吗 Did you guys see this?
他们演的是特么的暮光之城 They're doing a fucking "twilight" routine
观众都不能自抑了 And they're mopping up.
那些熊孩子都长大了 All those tweeners are growing up, man.
可以理解 Makes perfect sense.
嗯 说的也是 Mm. that's true. yep.
天啊 好吧 Wow. okay.
伙计们 我就是不想把它搞砸了 Dude, i-i just don't want to fuck this up, man.
你说什么…你才不会把这事搞砸呢 What are you t-- you're not gonna fuck this up.
还有 虽然可能性很小 And look, and on the off chance
但我们可能出场之后嘘声一片 那又如何 That we actually go out there and shit the bed, who cares?
- 别乌鸦嘴 - 为什么 去他的 - Don't say that. - why? fuck it.
听着 我爱你们 Look, i love you guys.
这趟旅行简直不能更棒了 This trip has been ridiculous and amazing.
所以拜托别让我去讲什么 So please do not make me give the whole
重点不是我们去做了 "it's not about how we go out there and do it,
而是去做了 It's about getting to go out
并且共同努力 there and do it together" speech
好吧 我还是讲出来了 That i just fucking gave you.
唉 好吧 W-- okay.
里奇 你是谁 Richie, what are you?
你不是消防员 You're not a fireman.
你是谁 What are you?
我是脱衣舞男 I'm a m-male entertainer.
脱衣舞男 Entertainer.
这就对了 我们是谁 Ooh, yeah. what are we?
去他的 脱衣舞男 Fuck it, man. male entertainers.
这才像话 快来 That's right. come on. get it in.
喂 喂 喂 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
等下 等下 Hold that up. hold that up.
现在可顾不上兄弟情深 要上场了 Look, it's not bro time, it's showtime.
- 你们准备好了么 - 嗯 准备好了 - Are you guys ready? - yeah. we're ready.
那就好 快点 该我们出场 All right. come on. let's do this.
好吧 准备好了么 一 二 三 All right. ready? one, two, three.
脱衣舞男 Male entertainers!
我门是脱衣舞男 脱衣舞男 We're strippers. we're strippers.
尽情欢呼吧 Whoo! yes! giving it up!
刚毅健硕的暮光之城 Oh, men of steel in the "twilight" routine!
嗯 真是性感啊 Oh, that was hot!
我听见谁说性感了么 Can i hear y'all say "hot"?
性感 Hot!
这才是南方的欢迎之道嘛 That's a nice southern welcome.
好啦 All right.
我知道这不是什么竞赛 Now, i know this is not a competition,
但今晚回家之前 你们会看到最最爱的 But y'all are gonna go home with your favorites tonight.
也是我一直最爱的表演 One of my all-time favorites
他们之前告别舞台一段时间 Is making an appearance on this
这次又重新回归 stage after a little while away
神奇的舞团 Magical little dancer.
他离开过一阵子 现在重回舞台 He's been gone a little while, but he's back.
他与魔鬼为伍 He has hooked up with the devil himself...
今晚把那些朋友一起带来 ...and he is back tonight with those friends
供各位美女享乐 To entertain your beautiful selves.
有请他们——涅磐重生 Here they are -- reserrection!
朋友们 晚上好 Good evening, friends.
这就是你们今晚来的目的 This is what you're all here for.
发射 五 四 Lift-off in five, four,
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
点火 Ignition.
淡定 Hold this.
等着欣赏我们为您呈上的精彩 Just wait till you see what we got coming up.
女士们 喜欢吗 Did you like that, ladies?
你们觉得好吗 Was it good to you?
我先介绍下 我叫罗姆 Well, just so you know, my name is rome.
今晚由我为大家主持 I'm gonna be your m.c. tonight.
女士们 是否介意我称大家为女王大人 Now, ladies, do you mind if i refer to you all as queens?
因为这屋子里的每一位 都是女王 'cause every last one of you up in here is a queen,
这一点你们要铭记在心 And don't you ever forget it!
现在 你们准备好接受膜拜吗 Now, with that being said, are you ready to be worshipped?
你们准备好受人顶礼吗 Are you ready to be exalted?
你们准备好欣赏特殊的野兽 Are you ready to meet a special kind of beast
能激发出自身全部魅力的野兽吗 That can bring all the beauty out in you?
事不宜迟 有请今晚第一位国王 Well, without further ado, we have our first king tonight --
泰山 Tarzan.
女王大人 不知道你们意下如何 I don't know about you, queens,
但我愿意让那只野兽对我肆意蹂躏 But i'd let that beast throw whatever he wanted on me
随时随地 Any day.
你们了解对立和矛盾带来的满足感吗 You know how the alchemy of opposites can be so satisfying?
一丝高冷混着一丝热辣 You have a little bit of cold with a little bit of hot.
一丝顺从混着一丝叛逆 You have a little bit of yes with a little bit of no.
你们能理解我们希望 And you know how we like our
我们的国王可以温柔体贴 kings to be really really sweet
却又冷酷无情 And really, really hard all at the same time.
是的 主人 Yes, lord.
有请我们的糖果国王——提托 I introduce to you our candy king -- tito!
如此诱惑 So seductive.
? i'll take you to the candy shop ?
? i'll let you lick the lollipop ?
? go ahead, girl, don't you stop ?
? keep goin' till you hit the spot ?
? i'll take you to the candy shop ?
? boy, one taste of what i got ?
? i'll have you spending all you got ?
? keep goin' till you hit the spot ?
? you can have it your way ?
? how do you want it? ?
? you gonna back that thing up
or should i pusget on top ?
? temperature rising ?
? okay, let's go to the next level ?
? dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle ?
? i'll break it down for you now, baby -- it's simple ?
? if you be a nympho, i'll be a nympho ?
? in the hotel or in the back of the rental ?
? on the beach or in the park, it's whatever you're into ?
? got the magic stick, i'm the love doctor ?
? have your friends teasing you
about how sprunfeel, baby? ?
? wanna show me you can work it, baby? ?
? no problem, get on top ?
? where we do ? ? and where we do ?
? the things we do ? ? things we do ?
? are just between me and you ? ? oh, yeah ?
? give it to me, baby, nice and slow ?
? climb on top, ride like you're in the rodeo ?
? you ain't never heard a sound like this before ?
? 'cause i ain't never put it down like this ?
? soon as i come through the door ?
? she get to pullin' on my zipper ?
? it's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker ?
? isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch them thongs? ?
? have me thinking about that ass after i'm gone ?
? i touch the right spot at the right time ?
? lights on or lights off, she like it from behind ?
? so seductive ?
? you should see the way she winds ?
? her hips in slo-mo on the floor when we grind ?
? as long as she ain't stoppin', homey, i ain't stoppin' ?
? drippin' wet with sweat, man, it's on and poppin' ?
? on my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, it's on ?
? and we gonna sip till every
bubble in every b
? i'll take you to the candy shop ?
? i'll let you lick the lollipop ?
? go ahead, girl, don't you stop ?
? keep goin' till you hit the spot ?
女王大人 刚才是不是很可口呢 Now, queens, wasn't that a tasty treat?
女王大人 在紧闭的大门之外 Now, queens, you know, past those closed doors,
你们是否厌倦了别人的说教 Don't you get tired of everybody trying to tell you
什么才是好女人 What is a "good woman"?
好女人要如何谈吐 How a good woman talks?
好女人如何表现性感 How a good woman should be sexed?
有时你会希望有那么个人会征求你的意见 Sometimes you just want somebody to ask you what you want
满足你的想法 And just give it to you just like that.
在你耳边低语 感觉如何 And then whisper in your ear... "how does it feel?"
女士们 有请下一位国王——肯恩 I got the king for you, ladies -- king ken!
? girl, it's all on you ?
? have it your way ?
? and if you want, you can decide ?
? and if you'll have me i can provide ?
? everything that you desire ?
? if you get a feeling ?
? a feeling that i'm feeling, baby ?
? won't you come closer ?
? closer ?
? to me, baby? ?
? mm, now you already got me
right where you w i'm the best $
? and i, i just want to be your man ?
? how does it feel? ?
? how does it feel, baby? ?
? how does it feel? ?
? i want to know, how does it feel? ?
? how does it feel? ?
? oh, oh ?
? how does it feel? ?
? want to know, how does it feel, baby? ?
? how does it feel? ?
? let me take off your clothes and i'll... ?
? i'll, i'll, i'll ?
? i'll, i'll, i'll, i'll ?
? how does it feel? ?
? how does it, how does it ?
? let me show you what i'm talking about, baby ?
? how does it feel, baby? ?
? yeah, yeah ?
? how does it feel, baby? ?
? yeah, baby ?
? i want to know, how does, how does it feel? ?
各位都被肯恩迷得神魂颠倒 Y'all give it up for my boy ken right now
欢呼声中 With the pipes.
你们都听到那些高音了吧 Y'all ladies hear those high notes?
现在换一个严肃的话题 But now to a more serious subject.
我的挚爱们 我们今天聚集在这里 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
当着这个半球每个脱衣舞男的面 In the presence of every male entertainer in the hemisphere.
这种事每年都做 每次都能做好 Y'all do this every year, and every year you do it well.
你们都做得好 You do it well,
躲猫猫 不去说 That hide-and-seek, that don't-go-tell...
没事的 可以摸 It's okay. you can touch.
这个房间里的每个女人都值得拥有的 ...that every woman in this room deserves.
而仅仅是由于 And simply because there are so
你们人多 我们人少 many of you and so few of us
有些事我们无法做到 There is something we simply can't give.
不过…我们今晚会努力尝试 But... we're gonna try to tonight.
因为每个人都值得拥有…这份承诺 Because everybody deserves just a little... commitment.
? 夜色如此美丽 ? ? well, it's a beautiful night ?
? 我们做些可爱的蠢事吧 ? ? looking for something dumb to do ?
? 我的宝贝 ? ? hey, baby ?
? 我只想要和你结婚 ? ? i think i want to marry you ?
? 是因为你的眼神迷离 ? ? is it the look in your eyes ?
? 或是因为你的舞跳的太蹁跹 ? ? or is it this dancing juice? ?
? 这些都无所谓 宝贝 ? ? who cares, baby? ?
? 我只想要和你结婚 ? ? i think i want to marry you ?
? 我知道林荫小道上有一座小教堂 ? ? well, i know a little chapel by the boulevard ?
? 我们可以去那 ? ? that we can go ?
? 没有人会察觉 ? ? no one will know ?
?来吧姑娘? ? come on, girl ?
? 没人在乎我们是否烂醉如泥 ? ? who cares if we're trashed? ?
? 我们带着满满的现金 ? ? got a pocketful of cash we can blow ?
? 把最贵的鸡尾酒挥霍殆尽 ? ? Shots of patrol ?
? 这就来了 姑娘 ? ? and it's on, girl ?
? you let me violate you ?
? you let me desecrate you ?
? you let me penetrate you ?
? you let me complicate you ?
? help me ?
? i broke apart my insides ?
? help me ?
? i've got no soul to sell ?
? help me ?
? the only thing that works for me ?
? help me get away from myself ?
? i want to fuck you like an animal ?
? i want to feel you from the inside ?
? i want to fuck you like an animal ?
? my whole existence is flawed ?
? you get me closer to god ?
娶我吧 蹂躏我 Marry me! ravage me!
拜托 Please!
什么 What?!
好啦 女士们 淡定 All right. let's settle down, ladies.
现在需要谈点正经事了 We got some serious things to talk about right now!
好的 All right.
这儿有没有谁没做避孕措施 Is there anybody up in here that ain't on birth control?
不是吧 Oh, no.
我可是说实话哦 女士们 I'm keeping it real with you, ladies.
因为接下来就是成年女性的时间了 'cause there's about to be some grown-woman shit
就在今晚 Up in here tonight.
如果谁没做避孕措施 So if you ain't on birth control,
在你们的左右两侧都有发光的出口指示牌 We have illuminated exit signs to your left and your right.
好吧 All right?
我现在需要两名成年女子 But i'm looking for two grown-ass women
来应付接下来要上台的这些成年男子 To deal with these grown-ass men coming to the stage.
什么 What?
嗯 Unh.
哦 等下 等下 等下 Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
我看到这里就有一位选美皇后 I see me a beauty queen right here.
佐伊 久仰大名 Zoe. i heard about you.
我听说你是真正的女人 I heard you're real grown with it.
过来 来吧 佐伊 来吧 Come here. go. zoe, go. go.
别害怕 Don't be scared.
女王大人们 给她一些鼓励 Give her some encouragement, queens.
好嘛 大家不要妒忌她 Come on, let's not hate.
我知道大家都希望自己被选中 可惜是她 I know we wish it was us tonight, but it's her.
她是幸运的 幸运的姑娘 She's the lucky one. she's the lucky one.
什么 What?
嗯 Yeah.
好了 可人儿 请坐 All right, beautiful. have a seat.
别担心 Don't worry.
我保证 你会被好好疼爱的 You're gonna be well taken care of, i promise.
这两位就不需要我再介绍了 These two don't need an introduction.
我们独处 ? here we are, all alone ?
你与我 ? you and me ?
超私密 ? privacy ?
做什么都可以 ? and we can do anything ?
你的性幻想 ? your fantasy ?
我愿让你梦想成真 ? i wanna make your dreams come true ?
听得到吗 ? can you hear? ?
她在唤我 ? she's calling me ?
你双腿之间 大声呼唤 ? between your legs loud and clear ?
我愿回应她 ? i wanna talk back to her ?
与她寻欢 ? make love to her ?
我愿听你叫出我的名字 ? i wanna hear you scream my name ?
我们在卧室做爱 ? we can make love on the bedroom ?
在我的水床上荡漾 ? floating on top of my waterbed ?
我亲吻你 ? i'm kissing you ?
手指穿过你的发丝 ? running my fingers through your hair ?
在走廊上 ? in the hallway ?
楼梯旁与你寻欢 ? making love away beside the stairs ?
无论何处都可以 ? we can do it anywhere ??
清早当我想起你 ? early in the mornings when i think about you ?
我问 你在说什么 ? i hit you like, "what you sayin'?" ?
清早当我想~你 ? in the mornings when i wanna... you ?
我问 你在说什么 ? i hit you like, "what you sayin'?" ?
我可以一直~你 ? i-i-i could... you all the time ?
我可以一直~你 ? i-i-i-i-i could... you all the time ?
异地时视频 ? facetime when i'm gone ?
她在远处让我嗨 ? she give me dome from a distance ?
她喜欢上体位 ? and she love to climb on top ?
还喜欢淋漓尽致 ? she love to walk off limpin' ??
我可以一直~你 ? i-i-i-i-i could... you all the time ??
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