高谭市的夜半时分 Gotham City after midnight.
所有高谭的好人都舒服地躺在床上 All the good people of Gotham are snug in their beds.
但还有很多其他的生物还醒着并准备 But there's still plenty of other things up and about,
在阴影中密谋, 计划, 策划, 潜伏 plotting, planning, scheming, lurking in the shadows.
猫, 老鼠 Cats, rats
还有蝙蝠 and bats.
你正在败坏蝙蝠的名声, 人蝠 You're giving bats a bad name, Man-Bat.
偷宝石不是你的风格 Jewel theft isn't your style.
是谁让你这么干的? Who put you up to this?
我的机器企鹅! My robo-penguin!
企鹅人, 你那双脏脚蹼就非得什么冰都踩一遍 Penguin, you just had to get your filthy flippers on all this ice.
冰 Ice.
钻石就是冰而企鹅住在冰山上 Diamonds are ice and penguins live on icebergs.
那个声音. 企鹅人得到了"那个外星人"的帮助? That voice. The Penguin has enlisted the help of "the alien"?
我一直都知道这个星球上最强大的人 I always knew the most powerful man on the planet
总有一天会出现在高谭 would turn up in Gotham one day,
而他的力量会腐化所有人 and his power tends to corrupt all men.
我看超人也没什么不同 I see the Superman is no different.
我不知道你还喜欢开玩笑 I didn't know you were such a kidder.
我不是来这儿帮助企鹅人的 I'm not here to help the Penguin.
不, 不, 我是来介绍我自己 No, no, I've come to introduce myself
并伸出友好的援手, 当然 and lend a helping neighborly hand, of course.
我不需要帮助, 像企鹅人这种小角色不需要 I don't need help, not with a little fish like Penguin.
小丑也一样 Or with Joker.
小丑真的在这儿! 你是怎么... The Joker is here! How did you...
我不需要你的X视线也能看到邪恶总是在附近游荡 I don't need your X-ray vision to see that evil is always lurking nearby.
好吧, 所以, 闪电侠, 神奇女侠, 海王, 钢骨 Well, so, Flash, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg
还有好多超级英雄们正在建立一个正义联盟 and a bunch of us superheroes are forming a Justice League.
而且我们在想既然你也是某种超级英雄... And we were thinking since you're kind of a superhero too...
一个超级英雄俱乐部, 认真的么? A superhero club, seriously?
作为一个全能外星人, 你的思想就像个小镇的农场小子 For an all-powerful alien, you think like a small-town farm boy.
呃, 人蝠正... Uh, Man-Bat is...
我自己完全能处理所有这一切 I am perfectly capable of handling all of this by myself.
你想要我用热视线把那玩意熔掉么? You want me to melt that thing down with my heat vision?
真的, 一点都不麻烦 Really, it'll be no trouble.
我告诉你别插手的! I told you to stay out of it!
哦, 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
另外说到你的俱乐部 And as for your club,
我, 蝙蝠侠, 永远都不会加入正义联盟 I, Batman, will never join the Justice League.
够清楚了么? Is that clear enough?
好吧, 没问题, 蝙蝠侠, 你不必喊出来 All right, fine, Batman, you don't have to shout.
我有超级听力的, 你知道 I do have super hearing, you know.
啊-哦 Uh-oh.
如果要我来说, 先生, 超人似乎是个杰出的青年 If I may say so, sir, Superman seems like a splendid chap.
或许你应该再考虑一下加入他的正义联盟 Perhaps you should reconsider joining his Justice League.
你忘了么, 阿尔弗雷德, 我单干 You forget, Alfred, I work alone.
我是个影子, 所有人的保护者, 却不是任何人的朋友 I am a shadow, protector of all, but friend to no one.
我是一个复仇的孤独幽灵 I'm a solitary spirit of vengeance
独自行走在黑夜并... who walks the night alone and...
咳咳 Ahem.
还是没有关于超人失踪之事的消息 Still no information about the disappearance of Superman.
大都会正在恐慌 Metropolis is panicking.
坏蛋们在逃脱制裁 Crooks are escaping justice.
上百只猫被困在树上 Hundreds of cats are stuck in trees.
超人, 我们需要你! Superman, we need you!
我或许是不信任这个外星人, 但是当钢铁之躯失踪的时候 I may not trust this alien, but when the Man of Steel goes missing,
我想要知道原因 I want to know why.
全球的罪犯们有很多理由来除掉超人 Criminals across the globe have ample reason to take out Superman.
或者更遭, 让他转而对抗我们 Or worse, turn him against us.
但是我要怎么在整个地球上找线索? But how can I scour the entire planet for clues?
我讨厌这么做, 但我没有选择 I hate to do it, but I have no choice.
嘿! 哇哦, 蝙蝠侠 Hey! Wow, Batman,
你打过来是要加入联盟么? are you calling about joining the League?
不, 我打过去是因为超人神秘的失踪了 No, I'm calling because Superman has mysteriously disappeared.
他可能在任何地方, 也就意味着我们必须要找遍所有地方 He could be anywhere, which means we have to search everywhere,
所以... so...
你在听么? Are you even listening to me?
当然, 而且我还在画画 Of course, and I'm painting.
我发现这个爱好对让我慢下来并享受生活很有帮助 I find this kind of hobby really helps me slow down and appreciate life.
这叫一心多用. 不管怎么说, 很高兴能帮忙 It's called multi-tasking. Anyway, I'm happy to help.
好吧, 我把我的坐标发给你 Fine, I'm sending you my coordinates.
- 多久... - 我已经到了! - How soon... -I'm ready now!
看, 我刚刚给你画了这个 Look, I just painted this for you.
这会让这个洞穴明亮起来的 It will really brighten up the cave.
- 醒醒, 醒醒, 超人 - 啊? - Wakey, wakey, Superman. - Uh?
嘿, 我在哪儿? Hey, where am I?
从阴影中走出来让我看看你 Come out of those shadows and show yourself.
你刚刚握住的是含氪石的牢房栏杆 You just got your hands on kryptonite-laced cell bars.
你是我的囚犯 You're my prisoner.
你无路可逃 There is no escape.
有什么要报告的么, 闪电侠? Anything to report, Flash?
中国啥都没有 Nothing in China.
瑞士啥都没有 Nothing in Switzerland.
墨西哥啥都没有, 朋友, 但是看看这个, 搭档 Nothing in Mexico, amigo, but check it out, partner.
我开始画风景了 I started doing landscapes.
金字塔上有冰? Ice on the pyramids?
这只意味着一件事 That could only mean one thing.
你的老对手, 寒冷队长 Your old nemesis, Captain Cold,
图谋不轨 is up to no good.
没错, 寒冷队长就在那儿, 正在攻击那个古代废墟玩意 Yep, Captain Cold is right there, zapping that ancient ruin thingy.
一座方尖碑 An obelisk.
不管那是什么, 我不会让他得到的 Whatever it is, he's not going to get it.
闪电侠, 等等! Flash, wait!
我会收拾你的, 蝙蝠侠 I'll fix you, Batman.
闪电侠! Flash!
看到没, 如果你在联盟里 See that, if you were in the League,
就能一直都像这样 it could be like this all the time.
你不该在开车的时候说话, 速度小子 You shouldn't talk while driving, speedster.
哦, 住手吧! Oh, quit it!
没有蝙蝠标了. 没有蝙蝠标了 No more batarangs. No more batarangs.
闪电侠! Flash!
那应该会在我带着方尖碑离开之前让你好好冷静一下 That ought to help cool your heels while I make off with the obelisk.
什么! 怎么可能? What! How?
你自然不可能知道我穿着我的 Naturally you couldn't know that I was wearing my special
特殊超级加热外穿内裤 super thermo-heated over underwear.
那我就把你的脑子变成雪泥! Then I'll turn your brain into a frozen slush!
好消息是闪电侠的超级摩擦力把沙子变成了高反射性玻璃 Good thing Flash's super friction melted this sand into highly reflective glass.
奇怪 Strange.
亚特兰蒂斯的象形文字 Atlantean hieroglyphics.
不见了! Gone!
看来我不得不再找另一个人了 Looks like I'm forced to make another call.
你呼叫了正确的水下君主, 蝙蝠侠 You called the right undersea monarch, Batman.
我不只是正义联盟的一个成员 I'm not just a member of the Justice League,
顺带一说你真的应该加入 which you really ought to join by the way,
我还是亚特兰蒂斯的王, 你知道 I'm also the King of Atlantis, you know.
想要知道关于我王国的任何事, 只要找我就行了 Want to find out anything about my realm, I'm the guy to talk to.
就像你已经提过的那样, 海王, 一遍又一遍 So you've mentioned, Aquaman, repeatedly.
10点钟方向发现奇怪的能量读数 I've got strange energy readings at 10 o'clock.
是我的老敌人, 黑蝠鲼 It's my old foe, Black Manta,
试图从某个古老的海神之类的雕像上偷走那个干草叉样的东西 trying to steal that pitchfork thingy from a statue of some old sea god or something.
波塞冬的神圣三叉戟? The sacred trident of Poseidon?
对, 就是那个! Yes, that's it!
我知道的. 我们有一大堆神 I knew that. We have a lot of gods.
放下那个干草叉, 呃, 啊, 三叉戟, 黑蝠鲼! Put down that pitchfork, err, uh, trident, Manta!
进攻! Attack!
我的海洋生物心灵感应会阻止这次进攻 My sea creature telepathy will halt this attack.
看来这些鲨鱼不听我的 These sharks don't seem to be obeying me.
海皇可在这儿呢! Sea King over here!
海皇! Sea King!
没用的, 海王, 这些是机器鲨鱼 It's no use, Aquaman, they're robosharks.
我来把它们引走. 你阻止黑蝠鲼 I'll lead them away. You stop Manta.
别担心, 我会很快解决他的 Don't worry, I'll finish him off quickly.
解-决 Fin-ish,
明白? get it?
这样我会失去整艘蝙蝠潜艇的 I lose more Batsubs this way.
小心炸弹 Fire in the hole.
三, 二, 一 Three, two, one.
这永远都不会是你的, 黑蝠鲼 It will never be yours, Manta.
这支三叉戟是古代亚特兰蒂斯的宝贵象征 This trident is a precious symbol of ancient Atlantis.
同时, 它还让波塞冬的雕像不会倒下来 Also, it keeps the statue of Poseidon from falling over.
哈, 哈, 哈, 哈! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
让你好好学点教训, 黑蝠鲼! Let that be a lesson to you, Manta!
亚特兰蒂斯之王永远... The King of Atlantis always...
呃, 我感觉不太好 Uh, I don't feel so good.
我的, 我的, 我的! Mine, mine, mine!
而且这次再没人能阻止我了 And there's no one to stop me this time.
什么? What?
你输了, 黑蝠鲼 You lose, Manta.
我怎么了? What's happening to me?
蝙蝠侠, 阻止它! Batman, stop it!
越来越古怪了 Curiouser and curiouser.
蝙蝠电脑, 定位正义联盟成员, 神奇女侠和钢骨 Bat computer, locate Justice League members, Wonder Woman and Cyborg.
我是个傻瓜 I was a fool.
这些状况不过是对真正罪行的掩饰 These steps were merely camouflage for the real crime,
对整个正义联盟的绑架 the kidnapping of the entire Justice League.
除掉超人, 闪电侠和海王之后 With Superman, Flash and Aquaman eliminated,
神奇女侠和钢骨一定就是下一个目标 Wonder Woman and Cyborg must be the next targets.
下一站, 大都会 Next stop, Metropolis.
啊, 就和我预想的一样. 麻烦 Ah, just as I suspected. Trouble.
关掉电源, 机器小子, 不然我的动力装甲就会切断你的电路 Power down, robot boy, or my power armor will sever your circuits.
我的名字是钢骨 The name's Cyborg.
掩护的漂亮, 菜鸟 Nice cover fire, rookie.
我的天, 是蝙蝠侠! OMG, it's Batman!
蝙蝠侠! Batman!
工作第一天我就遇到了黑暗骑士 First day on the job and I'm meeting the Dark Knight.
伟大的赫拉啊, 钢骨! 专注在眼前的工作上 Great Hera, Cyborg! Keep focus on the job at hand.
我想你到这儿是想请求加入正义联盟的许可的 I suppose you are here to beg admittance into the Justice League.
我才不会加入你们的超级英雄俱乐部, 神奇女侠 I'm not joining your superhero club, Wonder Woman.
安息吧, 废柴联盟 Rest in pieces, Loser League.
啊, 该拿奖品了 Ah, and now my prize.
著名的星球日报地球仪 The famous Daily Planet Globe.
但你究竟为何想要那个, 莱克斯? Buy why on earth do you want that, Lex?
我一点也不想要这东西 I don't want it at all,
但我的匿名捐助者答应我用全世界来换它 but my anonymous benefactor has promised me the world for it.
那我可以向你保证你稍后会痛苦不堪的, 卢瑟 Well, I can guarantee you a world of hurt for it, Luther.
比赛要专心啊, 大善人 Head in the game, do-gooder.
绝望之时需要绝望之举 Desperate times call for desperate actions.
哈, 蝙蝠侠要变成啪叽侠了 Ha, Batman's about to become Splatman.
如从婴儿手里抢糖果一样简单 Easy as taking candy from a baby.
除非这个婴儿是蝙蝠侠 Except when this baby is Batman.
你怎么! Why you!
就是这样 And that's that.
整个刚成立的正义联盟都消失了 The entire newly formed Justice League gone.
唯一的好消息是, 我现在知道这一切是谁在背后捣鬼 The only good news, I now know who's behind it all.
正义联盟与纪念品的消失 The disappearance of the monuments
只是表面上的犯罪 of the Justice League were just framework crimes,
就像一个邪恶的三明治上的两片面包 like two slices of bread on an evil sandwich
并且这个邪恶三明治中间的香肠就是我 and the baloney in the center of that sandwich is me.
这个事件的幕后黑手 The mastermind behind this sandwich
一定正隐藏在我最不想去的地方 must be hiding at the last place I'd ever want to go,
正义大厅 the Hall of Justice.
就像我所怀疑的那样, 一个蝙蝠侠博物馆 Just as I suspected, a Batman museum.
只有一个人兼有 There's only one being who uniquely combines
接近无限的能量和对我的狂热迷恋 nearly unlimited power and a fanatical obsession with me.
出来吧, 蝙蝠小侠! Show yourself, Bat-Mite!
你看, 蝙蝠侠, 你解决了这个问题 So, Batman, you figured it out.
我知道你... I knew you...
对不起, 我的喉咙里有只青蛙 Sorry, I had a frog in my throat.
就像我说的那样, 我知道你会做到 As I was saying, I knew you would.
你是蝙蝠侠, 全世界最棒的英雄 You're Batman, the best hero ever.
并且我会证明这一点. 瞧 And I'll prove it. Behold.
蝙蝠侠! 多亏这个套锁 Batman! Thank the Lasso.
四亿... Four hundred million and...
哦, 嘿! 你来这儿是考虑加入正义联盟的吗? Oh, hey! Are you here to talk about joining the League?
蝙蝠侠不需要你们那愚蠢的正义联盟 Batman doesn't need your stupid Justice League.
即使没有超能力 Even without powers,
他也将通过从我那不可思议的复杂死亡陷阱里 he'll prove he's better than all of you combined by saving you
拯救你们证明他比你们所有人联合起来更强! from my incredibly overcomplicated death trap!
就像你们能看到的那样 As you can see,
一旦星球日报地球仪转动到足够远 as soon as the Daily Planet Globe rotates far enough,
它将击倒这个方尖碑 it will knock over the obelisk,
将这个三叉戟弹射到这个巨大便士上 which catapults the trident into the giant penny,
带动它滚到恐龙的尾巴上 sending it rolling over the dinosaur's tail,
导致它松开嘴巴里的细绳 causing it to release the drawstring in its mouth,
使帷幕落下露出那个窗户 Which drops the curtain exposing that window.
而阳光落在这巨大的宝石上 Sunlight now falls on the giant gem,
而那是个死亡射线聚焦透镜 which acts as a focusing lens for the death ray,
正对着那些自称英雄的无助之人! aimed right at the helpless so-called heroes!
先生们, 神奇女侠 Gentlemen, Wonder Woman,
这是蝙蝠小侠, 一个淘气的家伙 this is Bat-Mite, a mischievous,
几乎无所不能的跨维度小淘气 nearly omnipotent interdimensional imp,
我头号的误入歧途的粉丝 my biggest and most misguided fan.
不用担心 Don't worry.
是的, 正义联盟, 你们不需要担心 Yes, Justice League, you needn't worry.
即使你们被无望地困住了 Though you're hopelessly trapped,
- 伟大的蝙蝠侠也将... - 什么都不做 - the great Batman is going to... - Do nothing.
- 什么? - 我厌烦被你当成玩具了, 蝙蝠小侠 - What? - I'm done being your toy, Bat-Mite.
立刻释放正义联盟 The Justice League is to be released immediately.
他们的超能力是撤销我们世界所有错误的关键 Their superpowers are the key to undoing all that is wrong in our world.
哈, 他们不可能从我的死亡陷阱里逃脱 Ha, they couldn't escape my death trap.
那只是因为你的魔法不公平地抑制住了他们的超能力 Only because you're magic unfairly counters their superpowers.
不公平, 好不公平哟 Unfair, un-schmair.
你最好拯救他们, 蝙蝠侠 You better save them, Batman.
时间正在流失 Clock is ticking.
蝙蝠侠想把我们留在死亡陷阱里置之不顾 Batman's doing nothing to save us from the death trap.
不, 海王, 你不明白吗? No, Aquaman, don't you see?
蝙蝠侠是在使蝙蝠小侠分心 Batman is distracting Bat-Mite.
他说超能力是关键 He said superpowers are the key.
而蝙蝠小侠的魔法抑制着我们的超能力 And Bat-Mite's magic counters our superpowers.
当然了! Of course!
好吧, 那就不要救他们 Fine, don't save them.
看我会不会在乎 See if I care.
你仍然是这个宇宙最棒的超级英雄 You're still the best superhero in the universe,
因为即使我拿走了你的超级腰带 because even when I take away your utility belt,
拿走你的酷炫载具, 拿走了你的面具 I take away your cool vehicles, I take away your mask,
你仍会赢因为... you still win because...
你是蝙蝠侠 You're Batman.
我... I...
我不敢相信 I can't believe it.
你让他们被炸死了 You let them be blown up.
不尽然, 蝙蝠小侠 Not quite, Bat-Mite.
怎么会? How?
即时重放 Instant replay.
你的牢笼只是被设计成抑制我们的超能力 Your cage was only designed to contain our superpowers.
所以我们使用了无超能力的方法逃跑 So we escaped in a non-super way,
我们简单地打开了门 we simply opened the door.
谢谢你, 蝙蝠小侠 Thank you, Bat-Mite.
当然, 没问题, 蝙蝠侠... Sure, no problem, Batman...
感谢什么? Thank you for what?
感谢你帮我认清了我坚持独立工作是件多幼稚的事情 For helping me see how childish I was being about insisting I work alone.
有人令我置身联盟之外后 It took someone to keep me out of the Justice League
才让我明白了我变成其中一分子是多么重要... to make me realize how important it is that I be a part of it...
如果你们仍然愿意接纳我成为一员的话? If you'll still have me as a member?
我就知道你会来的 I knew you'd come around.
欢迎加入队伍! Welcome to the team!
- 这真的很棒 - 我们现在是不可战胜的了 - This is really great. - We're unbeatable now.
嘿, 欢迎加入 Hey, welcome aboard.
你们毁了一切, 你们都将付出代价 You ruined everything and you'll all pay.
第二轮, 正义混蛋们 Round two, Justice jerks.
好了, 你们这群软脚虾, 打倒他们! Okay, you crumby villains, get 'em!
刚才太赞了! That was awesome!
有史以来我见过的最棒的表演\r} Best show I ever saw.
为什么我要只做一个英雄的超级粉丝 Why should I be a superfan for just one hero,
当我可以为一整只队伍欢呼? when I can root for an entire team?
好哇! 正义联盟! Huzzah! Justice League!
等等, 这个小威胁现在是着迷于我们所有的人了吗? Wait, so that little menace is obsessed with all of us from now on?
这到底意味着什么? What does that even mean?
那意味着你要做好准备面对意料之外的事情 It means you'll have to expect the unexpected.
你的意思是就像蝙蝠侠克服他的疑心 You mean like Batman getting over his suspicions
然后成了我的新死党? and becoming my new best friend?
现在我加入了正义联盟 Now that I've joined the Justice League,
我就能近距离观察监视这个超能力外星人 I'll be able to keep a close eye on this superpowered alien.
蝙蝠侠: 麻烦不断
SLOMO动画组译制 翻译: 随心的猫 叁宝 校对&后期: Lu小鱼 压制: Czvers