One, two, one, two, one, two, testicles, one, two. 一 二 一 二 一 二 蛋蛋(测试) 一 二
Good evening, everybody. 晚上好啊 各位
Good evening, everybody! 晚上好 各位
You're all very welcome 热烈欢迎你们来观看
to tonight's performance of the BAFTA-winning Mrs Brown's Boys. 今晚英国电影和电视艺术学院奖得主 布朗夫人的儿子们的表演
There must be fuck-all on the telly. 电视上肯定脏话满天飞
While you are sitting comfortable please take note of the fire exits, 请各位在自在坐着的同时 也注意下紧急出口
in the very unlikely event of a fire here are the steps you should take, 万一发生火灾 你们应该采取如下步骤
big fuckin' steps out them doors. 迈特么大步子从这些出口跑出来
In the event of a fire you will hear the following sound, 如果着火了 你就会听到这种声音
"Oh, fuck, it's a fire!" 卧他娘的 着火了
Please follow the instructions of the nearest gentleman to you 请听从离你最近那位先生的指示
in case we have to ejaculate the building. 以防我们要狂射这栋楼(灭火)
Otherwise just sit back, relax, fasten your seat belts and enjoy the show. 至于其他的 就请大家放松坐好 系好安全带 享受演出吧
Shut up you fuckin' mutt. 快别叫唤了 你个傻狗
-Cathy? Cathy? -Yes, Mammy. -Cathy Cathy -什么事 妈咪
You should see this, love. 你该看看这个 亲爱的
lt's freezing out there and Spartacus is stuck to a fuckin' lamppost. 外面冻死了 Spartacus居然还卡在了灯柱上了
l tell you, Maria, that was one of the best christenings l was ever at. 我跟你说啊 Maria 那是我参加过最棒的洗礼了
Thanks, Mrs McGoogan. 谢谢 McGoogan夫人
l suppose it being triplets it was bound to be a bit special. 那可是三胞胎 再怎么着也会有些与众不同吧
Jesus Christ, 我的老天爷呀
these things are fuckin' everywhere. 这破玩意儿咋特么到处都是
What, Maria? What's special? 怎么了 Maria 啥玩意儿与众不同
Winnie was just saying the triplets' christening was great. Winnie刚刚在说三胞胎的洗礼很棒
Ah, poor Father Quinn, he never christened triplets before. 啊 可怜的Quinn神父 他以前可没给三胞胎做过洗礼
He nearly ran out of fuckin' water. 圣水都差点他妈用完了
l told him he should have used a hose. 我都跟他说了 他应该用水管的浇的
Maria, they're three gorgeous children, beautiful. Maria 那三个完美的宝宝真可爱
But l hate the feckin' names you picked. 但是你取的名字真是太差劲了
lt was Dermot who wants to call them after The Beatles. 是Dermot坚持要给他们取甲壳虫乐队成员名字的
John, George and Ringo. That's an awful name to give a child. John George和Ringo 小孩叫这名儿也太悲催了吧
-l know. -When he grows up -我知道啊 -等他长大了
and the teacher says, "What's your name?" 老师问他 "你叫什么名字啊"
he's to sit down in front of the whole class and say fuckin', "George." 他得当着全班同学面说特么 "George"
And it was a great party after the christening. 洗礼之后的派对也很不错
-Yeah. -Well, it was for Cathy. -是啊 -那可不 Cathy在派对上可收获不浅
-Why, what happened at the party? -Aye, Cathy, you did well. -此话怎讲 派对上发生啥了 -可不是么 Cathy 干得漂亮
What, what did l miss? 咋回事 我错过了什么
Oh, now, Cathy and my cousin, Thomas, got on very well, didn't yous? 哦 Cathy和我的表亲Thomas 进展不错 是不是啊 你们俩
-Yeah. -l didn't miss that, -是啊 -我可没错过那个
it's hard to miss a gobshite that big. 那个大傻帽可显眼了
Have you met him since? 那之后你们见过吗
Yeah, twice. Oh, girls, he is so interesting to talk to. 见过两次 哦哟 姑娘们 跟他说话可太有意思了
Now, Winnie. He's so interesting to talk to. Winnie 跟他说话可太有意思了
lt's the first thing you think of, "Oh, talk to me, talk to me." 你脑子里想的第一件事就是 "哦 快跟我说话呀 快跟我说话呀"
Shut the fuck up! 快他妈的闭嘴吧
Maria, you never told me you had a psychiatrist in the family. Maria 你没跟我说过你家里还有个精神病医生呀
Oh, to be honest l didn't know. 喔 说实话我都不知道
l haven't seen him for years, Cathy. We used to think he was a drip! 我也好多年没见他了 Cathy 我们之前还以为他是个窝囊废
And he's still a fuckin' drip! 他现在也是个窝囊废
-Mammy! -What's his name, Cathy, love? -妈咪 -他叫什么名字 亲爱的Cathy
Thomas. Dr Thomas Clowne. Thomas Thomas Clowne 医生
Dr Fuckin' Clown. 特么Clown(小丑)医生
Mammy. Please. C-L-O-W-N-E. Clowne. lt's Swiss. 妈咪 是克-鹅-克 乐-乌-鲁 克鲁 这是个瑞士姓氏
C-L-O-W-N-E is clown in any fuckin' language, 不管在哪种语言都应该是克-鹅-克 乐-嗷-劳 克劳
even in Euros. 欧洲也这样
Well, l like him. 好吧 我挺喜欢他的
And it's your life, love, you're entitled to fuck it up anyway you like. 亲爱的 这是你的人生 你想给自己冠什么姓就冠什么姓
God, can you imagine if yous two ended up together, 天呀 你想想 如果你们两个最后真成了
-and yous met at a party in my house! -Yeah! -你俩可是在我家的派对上遇见的 -是啊
Stranger things have happened. 还有比这更奇怪的
l never forget the night l met your father 我永远忘不了跟你们老爹相遇的那个晚上
and don't think l haven't fuckin' tried. 别以为我不想忘掉
That was at a party. 那是在一个派对上
ls right, Agnes. 是的 Agnes
Sadie Brady's birthday. Sadie Brady的生日
ls right, Winnie. Oh, now, Sadie Brady. 是的 Winnie 噢来了 Sadie Brady
Slapper! 贱人
lt didn't take long for her private parts to go fuckin' public. 没过多久就人人见过她的私处了
Her knickers were busier than the escalator at Marks and Spencer's. 她那短裤穿上又脱下 比玛莎百货公司的电梯都忙
Tell us about the party, Mammy. 跟我们讲讲那个派对 妈咪
l will, just gimme a fuckin' second, l'm thinking about it. 我会讲的 他妈的给我几秒钟 我得想想
-We were only two kids. -We were kids. -我们当时还仅仅是两个孩子 -我们还是孩子
Two young girls is all we were. My God, when you think of it. 我们那时还只是两个年轻的小女孩 我的天哪 现在想想
-We looked marvellous. -Ah, Jesus, yeah. -我们那会儿真漂亮 -啊 上帝啊 是这样的
We were all dressed up. Oh, we looked... We had our Liverpool hairdo, 我们当时盛装打扮 喔 我们看上去 我们留着利物浦的发型
l had mine like Cilla Black, she had hers like fuckin' Ken Dodd. 我的是Cilla Black的发型 她留的Ken Dodd的发型
We arrived at that party, we knocked at the door, we went in. 我们到了派对 敲了敲门 进去了
Well, the place was hopping, there was smoke everywhere, 哎哟 那地方乱七八糟的 烟雾缭绕
flashing lights, we started dancing, we didn't know the place was on fuckin' fire. 灯光闪耀 我们开始跳舞 我们并不知道那地方实际上特么是着火了
Oh, Jesus Christ. 噢 老天爷呀
That's when l saw him, your father, 就是那时候 我见到了他 你父亲
Redser Brown, he was over in a corner, on his own. Redser Brown 自己一个人站在角落里
Ah, God, he was shy. 啊 天哪 他好害羞呀
No, no, he was getting sick. 不 不 他那是不舒服
Yeah. He arrived at the party drunk and they said, "What'll you have to drink?" 真的 他醉醺醺地到了派对 人家问他 "那你还喝点什么不"
And he said, "Give me a pint of anything." 他说 "啥都行 给我来一品脱"
And they gave him a pint of fuckin' Windolene. 他们就他妈的给了他一品脱窗必净去污水
Do you know there was a sparkle off his shite for two weeks after that. 知道么那之后俩星期 他拉的都是泡泡屎
And it didn't smear! 那泡泡还贼干净
Two of his friends took him out the back to help him 他的两个朋友把他带出去到后院帮他醒酒
so l went out to see what was going on 我跟着出去看看怎么样了
and they had your father there with his trousers round his ankles 那俩货把你爹裤子脱到脚踝处
and one of them had two fingers up his bum. 其中一个人用两根手指头塞进了他的屁股
l said, ''What are you doing?'' He said, ''l'm trying to make him sick.'' 我问"你们干什么呢" 他说"我要让他吐出来"
l said, "You won't make him sick like that." 我说"这他怎么吐的出来"
He said, "l will when l put them in his fuckin' mouth". 他回答"我特么再把手指放进他嘴里 他就能吐出来了"
lt feckin' worked! 还他妈管用了
Here, never mind me. 好啦好啦 不说我了
Did you ever hear how Winnie met her Jacko? 你们听没听过Winnie是怎么遇见她的Jacko的
No. 没有
She picked him out of a fuckin' identity parade. 嫌疑人列队身份指认的时候 她把他给挑出来了
They were all lined up, she thought it was a special offer, 他们排成一排 她还以为那是什么特殊服务
she said, "l'll have that one in a large." 她说 "我就要那个大的吧"
-And by Jesus, you got a large, Winnie! -Agnes... -上帝保佑 你真搞到个大家伙 Winnie -Agnes
You should see the penis on her Jacko. 你们真应该看看她家Jacko的大鸡巴
We used to go skinny dipping on Portmarnock Beach 我们以前经常去Portmarnock海滩裸泳
and Jacko'd come walking along the beach, Jacko会沿着海滩散步
dragging a big groove in the sand behind him. 所过之处沙地上都会有条沟
Running into the water with his surf board under his arm 他一只胳膊夹着冲浪板往海里冲的时候
his penis under the other arm. 另一只胳膊夹着他的鸡鸡
Oh, Jacko was a fine-looking man, he was gorgeous. 哦 Jacko过去可是个帅小伙 帅呆了
Oh, he was just a beautiful-looking man. He really was... 喔 他是真的帅了 他真的
-He still is, Agnes. -No, no, he's a very handsome man. -他现在也是 Agnes -不 不 他现在也很帅
l'm just saying back then, with all the girls, he was just... 但是想想那时候 那么多姑娘 他真的
..he was a feckin'...ooh, he was...whoar... 他那时候真他娘的是 嚄 他真是
Sorry, Winnie, where was l? 抱歉 Winnie 我说到哪儿了
Oh, the party. Yeah, now, see, the night of that party. 喔 派对 对对对 听我说哈 那晚那个派对
And here's something that a lot of girls nowadays don't get, 现在的姑娘们可不像那时候
l saw what l wanted and l fuckin' went for it. 我看见我喜欢的 就他娘的直接上
-Didn't l, Winnie? -You did, yeah. -是不是 Winnie -是你了 没错
-l went... Tell them. -Well, she went... -我过去 告诉他们 -对 她过去
Winnie, l'm tellin' a fuckin' story here. Winnie 我特么在这给他们讲呢
l walked across that room and l said, "You're with me." 我直穿过屋子 然后说 "你是我的了"
-Oh. -Actually l said, "You're with me!" -哦 -其实我是这么说的 "你是我的了"
l took him home that night. 我那晚把他带回了家
-What? -l brought him home. -什么 -我把他带回家了
lt was lovely, his head was just here on me shoulder. 特别可爱 他的头轻靠在我的肩上
Aw. 啊
And l carried his legs. 我搬着他的脚
He was tired! 他太累了
l remember the first night l met Mark. 我还记得我遇见Mark的那个晚上
The minute he started talking to me l could see he was after falling for me! 他跟我说话的那一刻 我就看出来他爱上我了
-Aw. -He looked so handsome. -啊 -他可帅气了
He was wearing this gorgeous wine-coloured jacket. 穿着一件漂亮的酒红色夹克
l bought him that jacket. 我给他买的那件夹克
-The wine jacket? -Yeah. -酒红色的夹克 -对
l bought him that. And l told him that night, l said, 我给他买的 我那天晚上就跟他说
"Son, you wear that jacket and you will meet the woman of your dreams." "儿子 你只要穿上这件夹克 就能遇到你的梦中情人"
-Ah. -And he ended up with fuckin' her. -啊 -结果他就把这货带回来了
That's funny. 呵呵 真有意思
Mark told me he had the best mother in the world. Mark还跟我说他母亲是世界上最好的母亲呢
And it turned out to be you. 没成想是您呀
So Mrs Brown was your husb... 那么 布朗夫人 你先生
l'm not finished me fuckin' stare yet. 我的死亡凝视还没有结束呢
Yes, Mawia? 怎么了 Mawia
Was your husband handsome? 你先生帅吗
Redser? Handsome? Redser 帅气吗
Yeah, in an odd way. He was oddly handsome. 是啊 从某种意义上来讲 他是丑帅
He was bald as a coot. 他头光溜溜
-He was thin on top? -He was fuckin' bald. -他是地中海吗 -他他妹的就是个光头
Oh, look, if you saw Redser putting on a polo-neck jumper 听着 如果你看见Redser正在穿Polo套头衫的话
it was like looking up a chicken's arse. 那就跟鸡屁股一样
But he had a marvellous pair of hands. 但是他有一双巧手
Marvell...he could fix anything, couldn't he, Winnie? 巧手 他什么东西都能修 是不是 Winnie
-Gifted. -Really, he was gifted. -天赋异禀 -是的 他真的天赋异禀
He could put a shelf on the window for you. Everybody used to rave, 他能在窗户上给你安个架子 所有人都疯了
all the neighbours, "Oh, Redser Brown, oh, screw anything," yeah. 所有邻居都说 "喔 Redser Brown 啥玩意儿都能糟蹋了"
-Well, Mammy. -What, love? -妈咪 -怎么了 亲爱的
-When did you realise that you loved him? -Yeah. -那你什么时候意识到你爱他呢 -是啊
Loved. Oh, Jesus. Five or six months now, l'd say, till after he died. 爱 喔天哪 在他死后五六个月吧
That's Grandad. 那是爷爷吧
ls there anybody down there? 楼下有人吗
Mammy! 妈咪
No. 没人
Who's that then? 那这是谁在说话呢
Polly, the fuckin' parrot. Polly 那个倒霉催的鹦鹉
Me hot water bottle is leaking. 我的热水壶漏了
What did he say? 他说啥
-His hot water bottle is leaking. -Ah. -他的热水壶漏了 -啊
He doesn't have a hot water bottle, Mammy. 他没有热水壶啊 妈咪
Oh, Jesus. 喔 我的老天
l better go up. 我还是上去吧
l don't know whether to bring clean sheets or a fuckin' lifeboat. 我都不知道我是该带个干净的床单 还是他妈的带个救生船
l'm coming, Piss-in-the-bed! 我上来了 尿床鬼
l don't know why she takes him out of that home every weekend. 我真不懂她为什么每周末都要带他出去
Because she thinks the world of him, Betty. 因为她替他着想啊 Betty
Oh, l know she gives him a hard time now and then 喔 我只知道她动不动就让他很难堪
but your father was out of work for nine years, pet, nine whole years 但是你父亲出去工作了九年呀 整整九年
and it was Grandad, kept this whole family going. 是你爷爷 撑起了整个家
Well, Agnes would never forget that. Agnes绝不会忘记这个的
l suppose. 大概吧
Well, look, while she's gone, Winnie, did Dermot tell you about the party? 好了 听着 正好趁她不在 Winnie Dermot跟你说派对的事了吗
-Oh, yeah. -No. What party? -喔 对了 -没有 什么派对
We're organising a surprise party for Mammy's birthday next week. 下周妈咪生日我们要办一个惊喜派对
Cathy, she'll be thrilled. Cathy 她一定会非常开心的
ls there anything l can do to help? 有什么我能帮忙的吗
Well, actually Winnie there is. Winnie 还真有
Can you arrange to have all her friends from the bingo down in Foley's pub 你能约她玩宾果游戏的朋友们在
for about nine o'clock? 9点时到Foley's俱乐部来吗
-l can. -Great. -没问题 -太好了
Well, look, no... But we're going to surprise her here first. 等一下 不对 我们要先在这里给她惊喜
-And then later... -Get in. -然后再 -上来
Get back into the bed. Get back in. 回到床上来 回 来
Look at my lips. 看我嘴形
Up here, ya bastard. 上来这里 你这混蛋
Get into... Oh, well, feckin' stay there then. 上来 哦 好吧 那就他妈在那儿待着吧
He knocked over he's glass of water in he's sleep. 他睡觉的时候把水杯弄倒了
Now l can't find his fuckin' teeth. 现在我找不到他该死的假牙了
He won't get back in the bed, 他不肯回去床上
he thinks they're in the bed and they're going to chew the balls off him. 他觉得它们在床上等着把他的蛋蛋咬下来
Get in. Get into the fuckin' bed. 上去 到特么床上去
She's gone. Go on, Maria. 她走了 接着说 Maria
Oh, yeah. 哦 对
-Well, we're going to surprise her here first. -Right. -我们要先在这里给她惊喜 -对
And then later we'll take her down to Foley's for the big party! 然后我们把她带到Foley's那里举行大派对
Well, leave everything to me. l'll have everybody there. 一切都交给我吧 我会把所有人都叫过去的
Ah, thanks, Winnie. 啊 多谢了 Winnie
-And listen. -Yeah? -还有一点 -什么
-Not a word! -No! -不要泄密 -当然不会
All right? 好吗
-Hiya, Rory! -Hiya, Rory. -嗨 Rory -嗨 Rory
-Hi, Cathy, hi, Maria. -Hiya, Dino. -嗨 Cathy 嗨 Maria -嗨 Dino
-What's up? -Here, Rory, -在聊什么呢 -跟你说 Rory
we were just telling Winnie about the party. 我们正在跟Winnie说派对的事情
Party? What Party? 派对 什么派对
Party? What party? 派对 什么派对
Em, The Labour Party, Mammy, 呃 工党 妈咪
they're just as bad. 他们坏极了
Discriminating against us gays. 歧视我们同志
Eh, we want to be able to adopt babies, 我们也想领养孩子呢
we want to have the same rights that other couples in love have. 我们也想拥有其他坠入爱河的情侣所拥有的权利
We want gay rights. 我们想要同志权利
-What do we want? -Gay rights! -我们要什么 -同志权利
-When do we want them? -Now. -我们什么时候要 -现在就要
What do you think of that? 你觉得怎么样
Oh, Rory, you are giving me the shivers. 喔Rory 你都让我激动得直哆嗦
And you are giving me the fuckin' creeps. 你都把我吓得直哆嗦
Mammy, l was just telling the girls about our protest. 妈咪 我正在给姑娘们讲我们抗议的事情
l heard you, son, l heard you. And you want to adopt a baby, 我听见了 儿子 我听见了 你还说你想领养一个孩子
or you want to have a baby? Cause l think it'd be a bit tight, son. 还是你想生一个孩子 因为我觉得可能紧了点儿 儿子
l don't think you'd get a fuckin' Jelly Baby out of that. 我觉得你那里连个胶糖娃娃都生不出来
l don't think you'll be able to have it naturally, 我觉得你应该是不能自然生产了
you might have to go for WWF treatment. 可能要靠野生动物治疗
So what kind of baby do you want to have? 那你想要个什么样的孩子
A nice one. 要好的
Well, l'm glad you fuckin' thought it through. 我很高兴你想得这么清楚
But you're right to protest. 但是你们去抗议是对的
lf you want to make change you have to protest, it's the only way. 如果你想要有改变 就得去抗议 这是唯一的办法
Look at the elderly people in Dublin, 看看那些都柏林的老人们
when they went on the protest, 他们去抗议的时候
10,000 of them, and they changed the feckin' law. 一千个人特么改变了法律
"Don't mess with the elderly." That's what l say. 按我的话说就是 "别和老人们过不去"
l watched the march, it was funny. lt took so fuckin' long. 我看过游行队伍 太逗了 这也太他妈长了
What do we want? We don't know. 我们要什么 我们不知道
When do we want it? What do we want? 我们什么时候要 我们要什么
Do you know what you should do? You should do what the suffering jets did. 你知道你应该做什么吗 你应该做痛苦喷气机做的那事
What? 什么
The suffering jets, you know, the suffering jets, what's her name? 痛苦喷气机 你知道吧 就痛苦喷气机 她叫什么来着
Bob Marley. 鲍勃·马利
You should do what she did. 你应该做她做的那事
You should go down and chain yourself to the railings. 你应该下去把自己拷到栏杆上
No, forget it. 不 算了吧
You'd fuckin' enjoy that. 你他妈会很享受的
-Well, right, l'm off, l'll see yis later. -Are you going, Betty? -好了 我走了 大家回头见 -你要走了吗 Betty
-l'll see you later, love. -Yeah. See you later. -回头见 亲爱的 -好 回头见
l'd better be going too. 我也得走了
l'll see ya, Maria. 回头见 Maria
l'll see ya. 回头见
Oh, l'll bring the triplets around to you tomorrow, Mrs Brown. 布朗夫人 我明天会带三胞胎过来
You do that, Maria, and do you know what? 带过来 Maria 然后这样
You bring them round, and l'll mind them for a couple of hours 你带他们来 我照顾他们几个小时
and you go up and have a lie down. 这样你就可以上楼去躺一会儿
Thanks very much, you're very good, Mrs Brown. 太感谢了 你真好 布朗夫人
Ah, no, love, it's starting to take its toll on you, 没事 亲爱的 你看孩子都看得憔悴了
you can see your skin is all cracked and your hair is gone all dry. 你看你脸上都长满皱纹了 头发也都干枯了
-l'll see yis. Oh, Rory. -That bloodshot will go, -大家回头见 哦 Rory -眼睛里的红血丝会下去的
-don't be worrying about it. -Good luck with your protest. -不用担心 -祝你们抗议顺利
-Seeya, love. -Seeya, Mrs Brown. -再见 亲爱的 -再见 布朗夫人
Get yourself a bath. l'll see you, love. Bye-bye. 去洗个澡 回头见 亲爱的 拜拜
She looks shite. Doesn't she look shite? 她看起来一团糟 难道不是吗
Mammy! 妈咪
Feckin' flies, l hate them, feckin' flies. 该死的苍蝇 我讨厌他们 该死的苍蝇
-l'll get it. -l'll get it, Mammy. -我来接 -我来接 妈咪
-l have it. -No, l'll get it. -我来接 -不 我来接
-l'll get it -l'll get it. lt might be Thomas. -我接 -我接 说不定是Thomas
-Jesus Christ. -Hello? -老天爷 -喂
l'm not allowed to feckin' answer me own phone now. 我自己的电话都不让我接了
Thomas. Thomas. Thomas. Thomas Thomas Thomas
l go down to the phone now, l get a fuckin' rugby tackle. 现在我一去接电话 就被像打橄榄球似的滑铲一下子
l don't get a rugby tackle when l'm on my way down to pay the fuckin' bill. 我去结账的时候倒没被滑铲过
Hello there, Mrs McGoogan. 您好 McGoogan夫人
Hello there, son. 你好 孩子
Feckin' flies. 该死的苍蝇
Somebody has a line here and it's not fuckin' me. 有人该说台词了 反正不是我
You haven't been down to the salon in ages. 你好长时间都没去美发沙龙了
And we miss you. 我们很想你
Well, l'll be down as soon as l have a few spare... 我会去的 只要我一有多的
Hairs. 头发
-Minutes, it's time I need. -Minutes, that's what I meant -时间 我是没时间去 -时间 我就是想说时间
when I said hairs... The feckin' flies. 我说头发是因为 该死的苍蝇
Winnie? Winnie
Yes, love? 怎么了 亲爱的
lt's your Sharon on the phone. 是你家Sharon打来的电话
Sharon? Tell her l'll be home in a few minutes. Sharon 跟她说我马上就回家了
Jesus Christ, you can't even go around the feckin' corner. 老天 你就不能走到墙角去接个电话吗
So, Winnie l think you better take this, it's urgent. Winnie 你最好还是接一下 事情紧急
Urgent? You took ages to fuckin' tell her. 紧急 你接起来多长时间了才告诉她
-What is it, Cathy? -lt's Mr McGoogan. -怎么了 Cathy -是McGoogan先生打来的
-Jacko? What about him? -Yes. -Jacko 他怎么了 -对
Mammy he's collapsed. They're taking him into hospital. 妈咪 他晕倒了 他们把他送到医院去了
Must have been the weight of his cock! 一定是因为他的鸡鸡太沉了
-Agnes, it's my Jacko, love. -l heard. -Agnes 是我家Jacko 亲爱的 -我听到了
He's gone into hospital with the chest pains. 他胸口疼 被送去医院了
Oh, chest pains. Thank God. 胸口疼 谢天谢地
l have to get there now, love. 我现在就得过去 亲爱的
Winnie, l'll go down with yeh, don't go down on your own. Winnie 我和你一起去 你别自己去
Mammy, l'm gonna go in and stay with Sharon, 妈咪 我过去陪陪Sharon
she sounds very upset on the phone. 她在电话里听起来很难过
Boys, you'll be all right, l'm just gonna go over to the hospital with Winnie. 孩子们 你们好好待着 我陪Winnie去医院了
l might get a look at Jacko's cock. 也许我还能看看Jacko的鸡鸡
#Winnie's man is in the hospital #Winnie的丈夫在医院里
#Grandad's teeth are in the bed #爷爷的假牙在床上
#Is it happy birthday, Momma? #生日快乐吗 妈妈
#Or something else instead? #还是其他什么呢
#Stay tuned #请继续观看
-No, Mammy, Mammy, wait! -Jesus Christ! -不 妈咪 妈咪 别接 -老天爷
l'll get it, it might be Thomas. 我来接 说不定是Thomas
-Fuck Thomas! -Hello? -去他妈的Thomas -喂
Hello? 喂
-Who is this? -Who is it, Cathy? -哪位 -哪位啊 Cathy
lt's a heavy breather. Bastard! l'm hanging up. 是很粗重的喘息声 流氓 我要挂了
No, don't, Cathy, it might be your Grandad. His asthma is very bad. 不 别 Cathy 可能是你爷爷 他哮喘可严重了
Jesus. Hello? 老天 喂
You dirty bastard! 你这臭流氓
-What did he say? -If you can guess -他说什么 -他说如果你能猜到我手里
what I have in me hand you can have it! 有什么 你就能得到它
Gimme the phone. 把电话给我
Hello? lf it fits in one hand you can fuckin' keep it! 喂 如果这东西一手就能抓着 你特么还是留着自己用吧
Hello? 喂
Jesus, Mammy. You're well able for them. 老天 妈咪 你真是能治他们
l've no time for them. 我没空理他们
l'd one of them on one two weeks ago, 两个礼拜前我接了一个电话
he said, "If you come down to the corner l'll show you me willie." 他说 "你到街角来 我就给你看我的鸡鸡"
Oh, Jesus. 噢 老天
Dirty bastard. 臭流氓
Never fuckin' turned up. 从来他妈没出现过
Here, Mammy, is me blouse on the clothes line? 对了妈咪 我的衬衫在晾衣绳上吗
Your blouse is out on the clothes line, it's washed and all. 你的衬衫在晾衣绳上 都洗好了
Why do you need it for tonight? Are you going out with Clown the shrink? 你今晚要穿着干嘛 你要和神经病医生Clown约会吗
Mammy, his name is Clowne, 妈咪 他叫Clowne
Thomas Clowne, and he's a psychiatrist. Thomas Clowne 而且他是精神科医生
He's a gobshite. 他是傻逼
Well, l find him interesting. 反正我觉得他很有意思
And l find Chinese food interesting 我也觉得中餐很有意思
but l wouldn't take me fuckin' clothes off for it! 但是我不会为了它把衣服脱了
Argh! 啊
And you don't go out with a man just because he's interesting, 你不能因为一个人有意思就跟他约会
you go out with a man because he moves you. 你跟一个人约会是因为他打动了你
He makes you feel something. 他让你产生了感情
He walks into the room and takes your breath away. 他一走进房间你就透不过气来
He says your name and you get goosebumps. 他一叫你的名字你就起鸡皮疙瘩
He walks past you and your nipp...well... 他一走过你身边你的乳头就 好了
Jesus. 老天
That's enough for today. 今天就说这么多吧
How's Winnie doing? Winnie怎么样了
Winnie's... Winnie's putting on a brave face but l can tell you now she's worried. Winnie Winnie正在装坚强 但是我能看出来她很担心
Jacko needs a bypass. Jacko需要搭桥
-A bypass? -Of his heart. -搭桥 -心脏搭桥
Doctors have him on a waiting list. 医生们把他排在等候名单上了
They said it could be five or six weeks, maybe a fuckin' month. 他们说要五六周 也可能得他妈的一个月
Jesus, Mammy, l hope he lasts that long. 老天啊 妈咪 我希望他能撑到那时候
Cathy, don't say that. Cathy 别这么说
Ah, come on, is there no way of getting it quicker? 啊 得了 就没办法能让他们快点做吗
Yes, if she could go private. Winnie hasn't got that kind of money. 有办法 如果她去私立医院就可以 Winnie没那么多钱
Ah, Mammy, that's disgraceful. 啊 妈咪 这可太难堪了
That's the way of the world, Cathy, 这世道就是这样的 Cathy
one law for the poor and one law for the rest of us. 穷人过独木桥 咱们可好走阳关道
But you never know, maybe me or Winnie will win the jackpot at the bingo 但谁知道呢 要是我或是Winnie中了宾果头奖
then Jacko could have his operation the next day. 那Jacko第二天就能动手术了
Oh, Mammy, wouldn't that be amazing? 那可就太好了 妈妈
lt would be a miracle. 那就真是奇迹了
Or listen, you might win the lottery. 要是 你真的中了彩票呢
Don't start, Cathy. 可别提了 Cathy
-What? -lf we win the lottery, fuck the bypass, -怎么了 -要是中了彩票 那还搭个屁的桥
we're getting two new men. 换俩新男人就得了
Here, l'm going to get me blouse. 不闹了 我去拿衬衫去
Cathy, love, have you got a lighter? Cathy 你带打火机没
Yeah, in me handbag, Mammy. 有呢 在我包里 妈妈
Thanks, love. 谢谢 亲
Extra strong! 超强
C'mon, ya dirty bastard! 来吧 你个腌臜货
Hello, Hornball, 你好啊 贱贱
how would like me to grab you by the willie 想不想让我抓着你的小鸡鸡
and bounce you off the wall by your balls? 甩得你用蛋蛋在墙上弹来弹去啊
Yes. Hold on, Thomas, l'll get her for you now. 好的 等着 Thomas 我这就让她接
Fuck it! 操
Cathy! Cathy
-What, Mammy? -Doctor Who is on the phone. -妈咪 什么事 -神秘博士电话
There was a cross line or something, there was voices... 刚串线了还是啥的 听见别人说话
He must be in a train station maybe. 他应该是在火车站什么的
Hiya, Thomas. 嗨呀 Thomas
Oh, great, that's just down the road. 太好了 就在我家旁边
Yeah, l'll come down and pick you up, you can come up here for a cuppa. 那我下去接你 上来喝杯茶呗
Oh, for fuck's sake. 喔真是够了
Okay. See you in about five minutes. Bye. 好 五分钟后见 拜
What? What's wrong? 啥 又咋了
lt's me blouse, Mammy. lt's ruined, that feckin' dog! 看我衬衣 妈 全毁了 那破狗
Now, Cathy, go easy on Spartacus. She's getting old. Cathy 别老说Spartacus 她老了
Mammy, look at the state of me blouse. 妈 你倒是看我衬衣成啥样了
Yeah, but she didn't know it was your blouse. 没错 但是她也不知道这你衬衫啊
-Yeah, but look at it. -For God's sake, will you calm down? -没错 但你看看 -天爷啊 你消停点行不
Gimme a look. lt's only a bit of mud for Christ's sake. 我看看 不就是点泥嘛多大事
Put it in the basket, l'll wash it out, it'll be as good as new. 放篮子吧 等我洗出来跟新的一样
-Ah, will you, Mammy? -Yes, Christ, -啊 真的啊妈 -没错 唉
-the way you're going on a feckin' big drama. -Ah, thanks. -你瞅把你厉害的 -啊 谢谢
(STUTTERlNG) Making a big mill...hole... out of an ant... 这小惊大怪 小 小
Making a big molehill out of an ant's hole! 小题乱作这模样
Listen, l'm just slipping out to meet Thomas, l'll be back in a few minutes. All right? 那 我就出去见一下Thomas 几分钟就回来 好嘛
Well, l mightn't be here, l told Winnie l'd walk her down to the shops. 我也不一定在家 我跟Winnie说陪她逛商店来着
That's her now, wouldn't you know it, even the fuckin' knocker's depressed. 说到就到了 你听 这敲门声都透着惨
lt's open, Winnie! 开着呢 Winnie
-Hello, love. -How'ye, love? -好啊 亲爱的 -好着呢 亲爱的
Hiya, Winnie. 嗨呀 Winnie
Oh, howre'ye, Cathy? How's it going with the clown. 你咋样啊 Cathy 跟你家小丑还好吧
Winnie, it's Clowne. Winnie 人家叫Clowne
And l wish you'd all mind your own business! 你们就管好你们自己就成了
Jaysus, she's in bad form. 天 这丫头脾气还不小
She mustn't be getting it. 她肯定是没听懂
Maybe the clown hasn't whipped out his red nose! 说不定小丑还没掏出他的红鼻头呢
Are you ready for the shops? 准备好去逛街没
Oh, look at me laughing and him lying in the hospital, Agnes. 你看 我家那口子还在医院躺着我就高兴上了 Agnes
Winnie, for God's sake, don't lose your sense of humour, Winnie 人呢 可不能老自己给自己找气生
that's all you have going for you. 虽然你是这方面行家
Come on, you're ready, love. 走吧 都好了 亲
Sit down, sit down, l'm gonna have a fag. 坐那 先坐那 等我抽口烟
Here, look at this! 你看 这玩意儿
Jaysus, where did you get them? 天啊 你从哪儿弄的
Cathy's handbag. They fell out. Cathy包里 自个儿掉出来的
-By Jesus, Winnie, how times change. -True. -天啊 Winnie 这时代变化多快 -可不是么
So many different feckin' kinds nowadays. 现在这花样可是真特么多
l can remember when there was only Wrigley's or Juicy Fruit. 记得咱们那时候就只有绿箭黄箭啥的
They're not chewing gum, Agnes, they're French Letters. 这不是口香糖 Agnes 是安全套
Jesus Christ. 老天啊
What's she doing fuckin' wearing them? 这她戴了要干嘛
They're not for her, they're for him. 不是她戴 是男人用的
Girls do buy them nowadays, keep them handy. Sensible I say. 女孩们现在买了随身带着 很明智啊
Do you know, Winnie? I never used one. 你知道吗 Winnie 这玩意儿我都没用过
-Never? -Never. -没用过 -真没
Redser wouldn't. He said it would be like having a bath with his socks on. Redser不戴 他说就跟穿着袜子洗澡一样
l'd have been happy if he'd just had the fuckin' bath. 他肯特么洗个澡我就已经很开心了
-Oh, Winnie, they're disgusting-lookin'! -Oh, yeah! -Winnie 你看这恶心样 -可不
Go away, Agnes! 边儿去 Agnes
Here, here, look. 看啊 你看
Now, here, look. Holby City. 再看这个 霍尔比市
Next patient, please. 下位病人
Winnie, l remember one night, Winnie 我还记得一天晚上
me and Redser were walking along Portmarnock Beach, 我跟Redser正漫步在Portmarnock海滩
and the next thing, he started chasing me into the sand dunes. 突然 他就把我撵到沙堆中间
So l was there, you know, 我就那样
pretending to run 装跑
and he caught me and he threw me on the sand so l was lying there, 他撵上就给我扔沙地上 我躺那儿
l said, "What do you want?" 就问 你想弄哪样嘛
And he said, "l want to see your knickers around your ankles." 他说 你把内裤扒脚脖上我看看
l had to get them out of me fuckin' handbag and put them on. 那我就赶紧从特么包里拿出来再穿上
Here. l learned a lesson that night. 那晚上我可是学了一课
l learned a feckin' lesson that night. 好特么学了一课 那晚
l was lying there in the sand, right? 我不是在沙滩上趴着嘛
And he's there doing the angry bear, you know the... 他用的是暴走黑熊式 就那样
l was like... 我就
l had to scream, "Stop it!" 我没法了就喊 别整了
His balls were flicking sand up mhoe arse. 他的蛋蛋把沙子都刮到我屁股上了
l left a sand castle behind me. 我腚后面都堆成个沙堡
Winnie, l swear, l stood up and me arse was like a sugar doughnut! Winnie 不骗你 我站起来以后屁股跟个砂糖甜甜圈一样
No, Winnie, no sex on the beach, no! 要不然 Winnie 海滩上禁止嘿咻呢
Look, here, Winnie, look. 看这个 Winnie 看
Oh, God, imagine looking at a man's willie wrapped in one of them. 哦天 想想看小弟弟塞这东西里面那样
lt would look like a little burglar, 跟个小劫匪一样
little bank robber. 银行小劫匪
With one eye. 还是独眼儿
Here, look, "Gimme the fuckin' money". 听着 把钱特么交出来
Look who's here. 看看谁来了
Winnie, Winnie, Winnie! Winnie Winnie Winnie
- Mammy! -We have to go down the shops. -妈咪 -我们得去买东西了
-Mammy! -We're going down the shops. -妈咪 -我们得去买东西呢
Mammy, will you hang on till l introduce you, please. 妈咪 就等我先介绍完不行吗
Thomas, this is my mother's friend, Winnie. Thomas 这是我妈妈的朋友 Winnie
Hello, Winnie! Lovely to meet you. Hello. 你好啊 Winnie 很高兴见到你
And this is Mammy! Mammy? 这是我妈咪 妈咪
Hello, Mrs Brown, lovely to meet you at last. Hello. 你好 布朗夫人 终于见面了 你好
But... 可这
But that's a condom on your hand, isn't it? 这你手上的是个安全套吧
Well, you know some of the wankers you meet nowadays, 现在的人 跟你握手的指不定是个撸大师呢
you can't take any chances. 还是小心点好
Cathy, Cathy, did you see that? Cathy Cathy 你看到了么
Your mother was wearing a condom on her hand. 令堂手上戴着一只安全套
That's Mammy for yeh, Thomas. 妈咪就是这样的 Thomas
Does she do that sort of thing a lot? 她经常这样做吗
To be honest, you wouldn't know what she'd do next. 实话实说 你根本不知道下面她会干啥
You know l'd love to study her, yes, and perhaps give her the odd test. 我倒是想研究研究她 对 也许给她做个测试什么的
Test? What kind of test? 测试 什么测试
Oh, there's all sorts you do nowadays, now, for instance, now, a Reaction Test. 现在的测试可多了 比如 反应测试
A Reaction Test? 反应测试
-Yes, like to try it? -Yeah, okay. -对 想试试嘛 -行 来
Okay, follow me, follow me, follow me. Heh, heh, heh! 好的 跟我来 跟我来 嘿嘿嘿
Now, l hold the knife so, you see, you put your hand about six inches above it. 看 我这么拿着刀 你把手放刀上六英寸的地方
l release the knife. You try and catch it, you see, before it hits the ground, yeah? 我撒手 你试着接住刀 不能掉地上 明白没
-Okay. -Okay, yeah, six inches? -好的 -好的 六英寸
Anytime, anytime, anytime... 准备 准备 准备
Ah, Jesus, l'd never catch that. 天哪 这个我可抓不住
Well, no-one can, you see, it's impossible 是的 没人能接住的 这是不可能的
because you don't know when l'm gonna drop the knife. 因为你不知道我什么时候会松手啊
No, no. lt's how much effort you put into the test, now, that's the point. 没办法的 这实验其实在于 看看你有多投入
-l see. -And if l may say so, -我懂了 -要我说的话
you scored very high. Hmm. 你得分还蛮高的
Well, if you hang around you might score high yourself. 嗯 要是再玩一会儿 你也能得个分啥的
Oh, God, there's a thing. Remarkable, really. Lovely. 啊上帝 还有件事 了不起 真的
Now, seriously, though, Cathy, l'd love to study her. 真的 说真的 Cathy 我想研究她
She could help me with my book, you see, yes, my book, 我写书也用得上 对 写书
The Place of Woman in Society. 妇女之社会地位
Oh, do you think she'd let me study her, Cathy, do you, hmm? 你觉得她能同意让我研究么 Cathy 你觉得呢
Probably not. But look, l'll ask her, all right? 估计不会吧 反正我问问 行不
Okay, any problems give her my card, she can give me a call. 好的 有问题就给她我的名片 给我打电话
-Will do. -Oh, Cathy, -成 -哦 Cathy
four o'clock appointment, don't let me forget, eh? 四点钟要办事 别让我给忘了
l won't. 不会的
How's it going? 挺好的吧
Jaysus, Cathy. 天啊 Cathy
You're lookin' gorgeous as usual. 你还是这么迷人
Buster, this is Thomas Clowne. Buster 这位是Thomas Clowne
Hello. 你好啊
How'ye? 咋滴
Did you get something done with your hair? 你又折腾头发了
Buster, don't be so rude. Buster 别这么没规矩
Thomas, this is my brother Dermot's friend, Buster Brady. Thomas 这是我弟弟Dermot的朋友 Buster Brady
-Pleased to meet you. -Thomas is a psychiatrist. -很高兴见到你 -Thomas是位精神病医生
-Yes. -Ah, Jaysus. -对 -诶呀
-What? -l hate that. -怎么了 -老辛苦了
What? 什么
Deliverin' babies all day. 整天帮人接生
-No! -No, Buster. -错了 -搞错了 Buster
Leave it. 算了
Eh, what are you doing here? 你来这儿 干啥呢
Eh, l was lookin' for Dermo. 我找Dermo啊
Buster, Dermot doesn't live here any more. Buster Dermot现在不住这里了
Him and Maria have their own place now. 他跟Maria自己住了
l know, but Blanchardstown is too far away, 我知道 但是Blanchards镇远得很啊
he says he comes here every day for his lunch. 他说每天来这里吃中午饭
Yeah he does, Buster, between one and two. 是的 Buster 一点到两点
lt's half three now. 现在三点半了
Fair enough. l'll catch him tomorrow so. 行吧 那我明天再来找他
Cheerio now. Good luck. 再见再见 好运
Hang on a minute, Buster. 等会 Buster
-Thomas. -Yes. -Thomas -嗯
-What time is it? -Well, it's about... -几点了 -呃 大约
Cathy, my watch is gone. Cathy 我手表没了
Buster. Buster
-Good luck. -Hey. -好运啊拜拜 -嘿
Wallet. 钱包
Jesus Christ. 我的老天爷
Here, you, don't be putting things in my pockets, okay? 说你呢 别往我口袋里放东西成吗
-Get out, Buster. -Cathy, you watch him. -出去 Buster -Cathy 你看好他
Buster. Out, now! Buster 快给我出去
How did he do that, eh? 他怎么做到的
Oh! lt's a talent! 噢 这方面他可有才了
Remarkable! 真了不起
And close that gate after you. 把那门给关了
Leave it there. 算了开着吧
What's that bastard doing here? 那混蛋在这儿干啥
-Buster? -No, him. -Buster吗 -不 他
Mammy! 妈咪
Of course, Buster. 当然是Buster
He was looking for Dermot. 他来找Dermot
Oh, now, keep him away from our door, if he's around there's a scam not far behind. 噢 别让他进来 要不肯定得出事儿
Oh, too true, too true! 噢 说得好 说得好
-Too true, too true. -Yeah. -说得好 说得好 -是啊
Here, Jasper, up. 我坐会儿 Jasper 起来
Oh, sorry, Mrs Brown. Whoops-a-daisy. There you go. 噢 对不起 布朗夫人 您坐
Oh, yes, Cathy, good idea, go on. Yeah, yeah. 噢对 Cathy 好主意 你告诉她吧
Mammy? 妈咪
What-y? 咋了
Thomas is doing a book about women. Thomas在写一本有关女性的书
-Why? -lt's about women, you see, yeah, -为啥 -我跟您讲
and the way they have changed over the years. 写的是女性这些年来的变化
Jesus, he's right, look at the way your Auntie Philomena's changed. 天哪 他写的对 真该写写你菲洛米娜姑妈这些年来的变化
l remember when she was a young girl she had boobies out to here, 我记得她还是个年轻女孩的时候 乳房在这儿
she's 92 now, they're fuckin' down to here. 她现在92岁了 乳房特么耷拉到这儿了
No, Mammy. How the role of women has changed. 不是 妈咪 他是说女性角色的变化
-The role? -Yes, Mammy, their place in society. -角色 -对 妈咪 女性在社会中的角色
l wouldn't know anything about that, Cathy. 这我可不懂 Cathy
Actually, Mrs Brown, l think you know more than you think you know, hmm? 其实 布朗夫人 我觉得你比你想象的要懂更多
-No, l wouldn't know... -Please? -我才不懂 -求您啦
What would l have to do? 你们想叫我干啥
Well, here, Thomas, show her the Reaction Test. 啊在这儿 Thomas 给她做那个反应测试
-Shall I? -Yeah! -Of course! -可以吗 -当然 -好嘞
Stand up, Mrs Brown, and walk this way, as they say. 站起来 布朗夫人 就这样 走起
C'mon, Mammy. 来吧 妈咪
-Do l get a knife as well? -No! -我是不是也得拿把刀 -不用
You might do... l don't think so, though. 其实也行 不过我看还是算了
Now, then, Mrs Brown. 是这样的 布朗夫人
l hold the knife so, you see, you put your hand about six inches above it. 我拿着刀 请您把手放在刀上面六英寸的地方
l release the knife, you try and catch it, you see, before it hits the ground. Yeah? 我撒手 您要在刀掉到地上前抓住它
-l've a better one. -Yes, go on? -我有个更好的主意 -您说
-l take the knife. -Okay. -我拿刀 -好
And then you run zigzag and try and get out the fuckin' door. 然后你他妈慌不择路地滚出我们家
-Oh! -Mammy! -啊 -妈咪
Just a joke, Good one, though. 您开玩笑吧 不过确实挺好笑的
You can do better than this. 天底下这么多男人
-Mammy! -No disrespect, son. -妈咪 -无意冒犯 小伙
-None taken. -He's a fuckin' eejit! -没事 -他特么就是个傻瓜
Mammy! 妈咪
Go on, Mrs Brown, a bit of fun, eh? Nothing to lose, eh? 咱们继续 布朗夫人 挺有趣的吧 没啥难的
Okay, then, Mrs Brown, about six inches then. 来吧 布朗夫人 大约六英寸就行
No, no, no, Mrs Brown, six inches. 不不不 布朗夫人 六英寸
My husband said that was six inches. 我老公说这就六英寸
Whoops. Better make it ten then, ten inches that is, of course. 哎 那十英寸吧 十英寸
Okay, Mrs Brown. Anytime, anytime, anytime. 准备好 布朗夫人 来了 来了 来了哦
Whoop! Erm 呼 呃
Ah-ha! 啊哈
Too true, too true. 说得好 说得好
Now, Jasper, if all your tests are all that easy, fuckin' bring them on. 来吧 Jasper 你的测试要都这么简单 快他妈放马过来吧
# When Jacko gets his bypass # 当Jacko做完心脏搭桥
# His heart will be just grand # 他的心脏将重现活力
# If you wanna keep your woman # 要想留住你的女人
# Keep you balls out of the sand # 就让蛋蛋远离沙子
# Cowboy style, that is, ha ha # 那可是牛仔风 哈哈
And then he said, ''Catch the knife before it hits the ground.'' 然后他说 在刀掉地下之前抓住它
Catch a knife between... Feck's sake. 用手抓住刀 我滴天
What's next? A bullet in me fuckin' teeth? 然后呢 往我牙缝里特么塞颗子弹吗
She can do better than this. 她怎么能找这种男友
The gunner-eyed fella was even better than this. 找个长死鱼眼的男的都比这好
l'm sorry, Winnie, look at me going on about me, never mind me, 对不起 Winne 看我总顾着讲自己了 你别在意啊
how are you, love? How's things down the hospital? 你怎么样啦 医院那边呢
Well, he's still on the waiting list, Agnes. 还没轮到他做 Agnes
And l gotta tell you, he's looking pale and drawn. 而且我告诉你 他看起来既苍白又憔悴
Stop it now, stop it. You're worrying yourself over nothing. 别说了别说了 你真是杞人忧天
Of course he's pale, he's in hospital, for God's sake. 他当然苍白憔悴了 老天爷 他在医院啊
l remember going into visit Redser in hospital and the fella in the bed beside him, pale? 我记得去医院看Redser的时候 旁边床上那伙计岂止是苍白
He was fuckin' transparent. 都他妈透明了
Really? 真的吗
Mind you, he died that night. 而且他那晚上就死了
Agnes! Agnes
l'm only joking you. 开玩笑啦
lt was two or three days later. 是过两三天才死的
Oh, stop it! 噢 别说了
Hello, Rory! 哈喽 Rory
-How'ye, Mammy? -A new shirt for the video. -哈喽 妈咪 -为了录制又换了件衬衫呀
lt has all these vectors. 花里胡哨的
l hope nobody mistakes you for a bike. 希望没人把你看错成自行车吧
l wouldn't like anyone to think you were an easy ride. 我可不想别人以为你挺好骑
Where's Dino? Dino呢
Did you swallow him? 你吞了他吗
Ah, don't start me off, Mammy. He's coming. 啊 别逗我了 妈咪 他这不来了
-Oh! -So l hear. -喔 -我听见了
Mother of Jesus! 我滴圣母玛利亚呀
Well, son, l wouldn't like to be near you when you have that shit. 儿子啊 那混蛋来了我就不想在你旁边了
There'll be snow on the top of it. 估计马上得来个雪顶
-Well, hello there, Mrs Brown. -Hello, Pinko. -你好啊 布朗夫人 -你好 Pinko
Hello there, Mrs McGoogan. 你好 McGoogan夫人
Hello, Dino, love. 你好 Dino
How's your husband? 你丈夫怎么样了
Ah, we're still waiting, pet. 啊 还在等这做手术
Like meself. 就像我一样
No, love, he's waiting on a bypass, not a fuckin' brain transplant! 不 孩子 他在等心脏搭桥手术 不是等特么大脑移植
Rory, cup of tea, love? Rory 来杯茶吗
Ah, no, thanks, Mammy, we're just on a quick break, anyway, we have water. 啊 不用了 谢谢 妈咪 我们就呆一会儿 而且我们有水
Yous make me laugh, handing out pounds for them bottles of water. 你真让我哭笑不得 快给他们几吨水
The water in the tap is feckin' free. 水龙头出来的都特么不花钱
Mrs Brown, 布朗夫人
this water comes from underground volcanic wells and is thousands of years old. 这水来源于地下的火山井 已有上千年历史了
-Really? -Mmm-hmm. -真的吗 -嗯哼
What's the name of the volcano? 那火山叫啥
See, Winnie, you ask him one question that's not in the script and he's fucked! 你看 Winnie 就问一句剧本里没有的话 他特么就怂了
lt's an lrish volcano. lt's called Mount TonyKeene in the Gicker. 那是个爱尔兰火山 在屁眼子那里名叫吉克尔之托尼基恩火山
And how old is the water? 你刚说这水多久了
-Thousands of years old. -Thousands of years? -上千年了 -上千年了
Why does it say drink by July 2012 on the label? 那为啥上面写着2012年7月过期
That water's bottled for gobshites. 那水明摆着就是给傻子喝的
Mind you, it's hard to find a gobshite nowadays... 告诉你们 这年头傻子可不常见
Oh, look, there's two! 噢 看哪 这儿就有俩
Winnie, love, you'll have a cup of tea. Winnie 你得喝杯茶
l can't, Agnes, l have to get two buses across to this hospital. 不行 Agned 我得转两辆公交去医院
Two buses over? And two buses back? 过去要两辆 回来也得两辆
Four buses? Twice a day? Eight buses? 一共四辆 一天两次 一天八辆
Seven days a week. Fifty-six buses. 一周七天 一周要坐五十六辆
-Fifty-six! -lf the man had any decency he'd fuckin' die. -五十六 -那男人要稍微懂点事就他妈死了算了
Agnes Brown! Agnes Brown
l'm only joking. 开个玩笑罢了
lt's not a bypass he needs, it's a fuckin' bus pass. 他根本不需要心脏搭桥 他需要搭公交
Oh... Sssh 噢 别说了
Here, Agnes. 那个 Agnes
-What, Winnie? -Did you ever get that beauty thing, -怎么了 Winnie -你从电视上定的
what you ordered off the telly? 那漂亮东西拿到了吗
The beauty thing? Oh, you mean the deodorant spray. 漂亮东西 噢 你是说那除臭剂呀
Winnie, l stopped using that months ago. Jesus, it scalded the ringo off me. Winnie 好几个月前我就不用了 老天 它把我戒指烤掉了
l was looking in the mirror 我照着镜子
and me arse looked like there was a family of Eskimos that was moving in. 屁股就像一帮爱斯基摩人搬进去了
Agnes, l'm sure you said it was a beauty thing. Agnes 当时你真的说了那是个漂亮的东西
Oh, l know what you're talking about. 噢 我知道你说的什么了
No. That only came this week, l didn't even feckin' open it, Winnie. 那东西上周到了 我他妈还没打开看 Winnie
What is it, a facial? 那是个啥 化妆品吗
No. It's called the Hawaiian Bikini Wax Treatment. 不是 那东西叫夏威夷比基尼蜡疗法
What does that do? 是用来干啥的
l'm not sure but everyone's getting it, so l'm having it. 我不清楚 不过所有人都买了 所以我也要了
l didn't even open it yet. 我还没打开呢
l was gonna pick a night next week, you know, 我想在下周某个晚上再打开
some night l've nothing on, and just open it and relax. 某个无所事事的晚上 打开它 然后放松自己
Chill. 是冷静
Chill. l'll chill. 对 让我冷静下来
l'll be a chillin' motherfucker. 成为一个冷静的混蛋妈咪
Here, Rory, Rory啊
-l'm knitting yous two a lovely little cardigan. -Aw. -我在给你俩织一件小羊毛衫 -喔
For us? For what? 给我俩 为什么
Well, for the baby what yous are adopting. 因为你们将要领养孩子了呀
What? We're not adopting a baby. 什么 我们没要领养孩子
l wish you would consult me before you go changing our family structure. 我希望你在改变咱们的家庭结构之前先和我说一下
What are you talking about, l was only covering up. 你们说什么呢 要孩子只是个幌子
-Covering up for what? -The party! -干嘛要说幌子 -不让妈知道那派对啊
Party? What party? 派对(党派) 什么派对(党派)
Oh, erm... 噢 呃
All the partys, Mammy. Labour, Fianna Fail, Fine Gael. 所有的党派 妈咪 工党 共和党 统一党
l don't think this Government really cares about us gays. 我感觉现在的政府一点也不在乎我们同性恋
-l want a baby! -Well, you're not gettin' one. -我想要个孩子 -唉 可你不能有孩子啊
Don't you discriminate against me! 不准歧视我
Ah, slow down, Dino, you mad fairy! 啊 等等我 Dino 你这疯癫的仙女
There's something in that fuckin' water. 那水他妈有毒吧
Wants a baby? Don't make me laugh. 他还想要孩子 逗我吗
He wouldn't want it if he had to give birth to it. 他要得自己生 肯定不想要
Ah, you soon forget the pain once you hold that bundle of joy in your arms. 啊 当你搂着那小宝贝时 很快就会忘掉生孩子的痛苦啦
Jesus, you speak for yourself. l never forget. 老天 你说的那是你 我可忘不掉
-Dermot Brown was 12 pounds 13 ounces. -Jesus. -Dermot Brown生下来的时候快12斤 -天哪
Nearly killed me. l had two stitches. 几乎要弄死我 还缝了两针
Oh, God. 噢 天
Very painful. 疼死我了
Winnie, you should have seen me on me first. Winnie 你刚刚该看看我的表情
Winnie, you should have seen me on me first. Winnie 你应该见我第一次生孩子的样子
-Yeah. -l was lying there... -是吗 -我躺在那
And that was only the conception. 那只是受孕的时候
l got you. l feckin' got you. 骗到你了 我特么骗到你了
Oh, Agnes Brown, what would l do without you to make me laugh? 哦 Agnes Brown 没有你让我开心我可怎么办呢
You'd manage. Haven't you a fuckin' mirror. 你没问题的 你特么还没有镜子吗
-Winnie McGoogan. -Yes? -Winnie McGoogan -怎么了
You need to change your attitude. 你要改变一下态度
You go into that hospital today with the sun shining out of your eyes 你今天去医院 要两眼绽放光彩
and you skip down that hospital corridor 在医院走廊里跳着走
and you go into Jacko's ward with a smile on your face and you say 笑着走进Jacko的病房 然后说
''Jacko McGoogan everything is going to be fine.'' "Jacko McGoogan 一切都会好的"
-l will, Agnes. -You do that. -我会的 Agnes -你就这么做
And you know something? The sooner l get there the sooner l get back. 你知道吗 我快去快回
For the Bingo! 为了宾果游戏
Bless you, Agnes Brown. 老天保佑你 Agnes Brown
Ah, go on out of that, feck off with ya. 赶紧走 快走吧你
Hello? 有人吗
Fuck off! 滚
# Maria's got three babies # Maria生了三个孩子
# Now Dino wants one too # 现在Dino也想要一个
# Will he make a fine good mama? # 他会成为好妈妈吗
# Well, I'll leave that up to you # 我留给你们来判断
# He's got a penis, you know ♪ # 他有屌的 你懂的
God, l remember the day Daddy brought her home. 天呐 我还记得爸爸把她带回家那天
She was just a little puppy. 她还只是条小狗
l picked her name you know. 我给她起的名字
Spartacus. 斯巴达克斯
Here, Spartacus. 过来 斯巴达克斯
Good girl, Spartacus. 乖狗狗 斯巴达克斯
Who's the best girl, Spartacus... 谁最乖啊 斯巴达克斯
Yeah, Rory we get the point, but that was fifteen years ago. 够了 Rory 我们知道了 但那是15年前了
She's old and tired now, and she can barely bark any more. 她现在年老体衰 几乎不叫唤了
We have to do what's right for the dog. 我们得为她做正确的事
But putting her down, God, well that feels like murder. 但让她安乐死 天啊 感觉像是杀了她
Yeah. 是啊
Psst! Watch it! 注意啦
# There was a young sailor who sat on a rock # 岩石上坐着一位年轻的水手
# Shaking and waving his big hairy fist at the ladies # 向女人们挥舞着他那毛茸茸的大拳头
# Next door in... # 隔壁的
You want to put some clothes on you, son. 你得穿上点衣服 孩子
l can see your fuckin' giblets from here. 我特么从这能看见你的蛋蛋
Cathy, l rinsed out your blouse. Look? Cathy 我把你的衬衣洗干净了 看
-Ah, thanks, Mammy. -Spotless. l'm just gonna hang it out to dry. -谢谢 妈咪 -一尘不染 我这就去挂外面晾干
-Thank you. -All right. No problem. -谢谢 -好啦 不客气
# The boys in the stable from yesterday's hunt # 马厩里的男孩们是昨天打猎回来的
# And Dermot the turkey he looked like a nice little... # 那只叫Dermot的火鸡看起来像只小
Get back dog. Get back. 一边去 狗狗 一边去
Right, she's gone. Now, the big question, who's going to tell Mammy? 好了 她走了 现在最大的问题是 谁来告诉妈妈
-Not me! -Well not me. -我不 -我不
-Not me! -Not me. -我不 -我不
Not me! 我不
Not me, no. l'm fed up with this... 我不 不要 我受够了这句
''Oh, you're the eldest Mark you're the best at talking to her.'' "哦 你最大 Mark 你最擅长告诉她"
No, l'm not doing it. 不 我不干
-But Mark, you are the best at talking to her! -No. -但是 Mark 你确实最擅长告诉她 -不
She loves that dog. 她爱那条狗
l'll kill that fuckin' dog. 我特么要杀了那条狗
Mark, please? Mark 拜托了
All right l'll do it then. Poor Mammy, she'll be very upset. 好吧 那我来吧 可怜的妈妈 她会很难过的
Yeah. 是啊
ls there not a home we could put her into? 我们不能把她送进养老院吗
Yeah? 能吗
At least then she could spend her last days with other old bitches? 那样至少她能跟其他老婊子(母狗)们一起度过最后的时光
Yeah. 是啊
Do you know, Cathy, that's a great idea, if you want l'll phone around and check. 你知道吗 Cathy 这是个好主意 你需要我打电话问问吗
Yeah. 好的
But Dermot's right, something has to be done soon. l mean, she is getting worse. Dermot说得对 我们得快点 我是说 她越来越糟了
l don't like her going near the babies, well, she keeps trying to lick them. 我不想让她靠近孩子们 但她总是舔他们
-lt's just to be honest, lately she's very smelly. -Yeah. -老实说 她最近还很臭 -是的
l was watching her in the garden last week, and she was just pissing as she walked along. 上星期我看见她在花园里 就这么一边走一边尿
And the worst thing was... She didn't even know it. 而且最糟糕的是 她自己还不知道
Look, she doesn't know where she is half the time. 她一半的时间都不知道自己在哪
No. 是啊
l think her mind is gone. 我想她已经失去理智了
Right then, it's agreed. She has to go. 那好吧 都同意了 她得离开
Well l'll tell Mammy, but not yet, we'll give it a week or so. 我会告诉妈妈的 但不是现在 给她一星期左右的时间吧
Yeah. 好吧
You all right, Ma? 你还好吗 妈
l never felt better in me fuckin' life. 我特么这辈子就没这么好过
Right. Now, what about the party? And the surprise? 好吧 现在来聊聊派对吧 怎么给她个惊喜
Jesus Rory, will you shut up. He's going to give it away. 老天啊 Rory 你闭嘴 他会说出去的
Rory, the party is a secret, if l hear you let it out l'll kill yeh. Rory 派对是保密的 如果你说出去了我会杀了你的
l won't l'm only asking where are we on it? 我不会的 我只是问问我们进展到哪了
Well look, l've spoken to Winnie and she has everybody lined up 我跟Winnie说好了 她让大家在九点时都在
to be in Foley's for 9:00. Foley酒馆站好队
-But we do the surprise here first right? -Right. -但我们先在这给她个惊喜 对吧 -是的
But in the meantime, nobody mention her birthday, 但与此同时 谁也别提她的生日
we'll all pretend we forgot about it! 我们都假装忘记了
Right, l have to go. 好的 我得走了
Me and Dino are going apartment hunting again today. 我和Dino今天还要去找房子
But you've been searching for weeks now! 你们都找了好几周了
l know, but the ones we like we can't afford, 是啊 但是我们看上的房子买不起
the ones we can afford are all dumps. 我们买得起的又看不上
Still, it's great fun poking around other people's places. 不过 在别人家里闲逛还挺有意思的
Does your Mammy know you're moving out yet? 你妈妈知道你要搬出去吗
No, l'll wait till we have a place before l tell her. 不 等我找到了地方再告诉她
She won't be happy. 她会不乐意的
l know, l'm not looking forward to tellin' her. 我知道 我也不盼着告诉她
-Would you like me to tell her for you? -Would you, Betty? -你想让我帮你告诉她吗 -你会吗 Betty
No. 不会
Right, Mammy, l'm off. 好了 妈妈 我走了
Yeah, l'd better go too. Me mother has the triplets. 我也该走了 三胞胎在我妈妈那
See you later. 回头见
Right, l'm off for me jog. 好了 我要出去跑步了
Your jog? 你跑步
Open the fuckin' door. 特么的把门打开
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph! 老天爷啊 各路神仙啊
Oh, Agnes! 哦 Agnes
Agnes... Agnes
What were you doing, pet? 你在干什么啊 亲
Wah... 师
-Wah? -Wah... -师 -师
Wah? 师
Fuckin' waher... 特么的水
Water? Let me get you in first. That's it. 水 我先把你扶进去 就这样
Oh Winnie, l passed Mrs O'Brien on the way out. 哦 Winnie 我在路上遇到了O'Brien太太
She said, ''Hello, Mr McEnroe.'' 她说 "你好 McEnroe先生"
She's on fuckin' drugs. 她嗑药了
Agnes, what were you doing, pet? Agnes 你在做什么 亲
-Joggin'. -Jogging? -慢跑 -慢跑
-Doin' laps of the house. -And how many did you do? -围着屋子跑圈 -你跑了几圈
One. 一圈
-lt nearly fuckin' killed me. -You've lost your bloody mind. -差点死了 -你特么是失去理智了
-Winnie they're putting me in a home. -Who is? -Winnie 他们要把我送进养老院 -谁
-The family. -No, they're not. -全家人 -不 他们没有
Yes, they are l heard them talking about it and they're whispering behind me back. 他们有 我听见他们谈论这事 他们还在我背后嘀嘀咕咕
They think l don't see them, but l do. 他们以为我没看见 但我看见了
That'll be about the par... 那是在谈论派
That'll be your imagination, Agnes Brown. 那是你自己瞎想 Agnes Brown
So l'm going mad now, am l? 那我要疯了 是吗
-The bastard. -Who is? -那个混蛋 -谁啊
Cathy's boyfriend, the psychiatrist! Cathy的男朋友 那个精神科医生
He's not writing a book. 他没在写书
He's testing me for the home. 他是在评估我该去养老院
l'll probably lose points now for catching the fuckin' knife. 我也许是因为接住了那把刀而扣了分
Well, l'll tell you now, Winnie, l won't go easy. 我跟你说 Winnie 我没那么容易走
They'll have to drag me through that door screaming, 他们要尖叫着把我拖出那扇门
and l'm taking every strip of fuckin' wallpaper with me. 我特么要把每张墙纸都拽下来
You're going to see Agnes Brown's last stand. As soon as l get me breath. 你会看到Agnes Brown最后的抵抗 只要我还有一口气
Oh, now... 不是吧
Here's the man that God forgot. 被上帝遗忘的人来了
Were yeh out for your walk, Grandad? 你去哪散步了 爷爷
-l was just up the grave yard. -Ah, who's dead? -我刚去了趟墓地 -啊 谁死了
The whole fuckin' lot o'them. 特么的那里所有人
Right. 好吧
l'm going back to get me washing in. l'll call in and see you later, love. 我要回去洗澡了 我一会儿给你打电话 亲爱的
-Winnie? -Agnes? -Winnie -Agnes
-What? -No more feckin' jogging. -什么事 -别特么的再跑步了
-No, Winnie? -What? -不是 Winnie -什么
Keep your eyes open out there, will you? l think l dropped me fallopian tube. 你到外面注意着点 好吗 我想我输卵管掉地上了
You rear a family and you give your life for them and they do this to you. 你抚养一家人 你这辈子就是为了他们 但他们就这样对你
Grandad, they're going to put me in a home. 爷爷 他们要把我送到养老院去
Well, l'm sorry for fuckin' upsetting you. 让你这么难过我特么很遗憾
Ya bastard! 你个混蛋
Dermot, you know l never asked you... Dermot 我从来没有问过你
What do you do? 你是干什么的
Promotions. l sell things... Beer, crisps, chickens... 促销员啊 我卖东西 啤酒 薯片 鸡肉
l know that. l mean, how? 这个我知道 我是问 怎么卖
Well like, how would you sell a chicken? 比如说 你怎么卖鸡肉
Well this week l'm selling Kung Po Chicken, right? 这个星期我卖宫保鸡丁 好吧
Right. 嗯
Now, Kung Po Chicken isn't like normal chicken, 宫保鸡和一般的鸡不同
so to sell it l have to be a Kung Po Chicken. 所以为了卖出去 我得装作功夫鸡
What? 什么
-Are you watching? -Yeah! -你在看吗 -是的
Are you all right? 你没事吧
l should've done a warm up. 我应该热身一下的
Well, you were very good. 你干的不错
And l tell you, l'd buy a chicken off you. 而且我跟你说 我会从你那里买鸡的
Here listen l better go, l've to meet Cathy in town. 我现在该走了 我跟Cathy约了在城里见面
You'd wanna hurry up you're gonna be late for work. 你得快点了 要不你会迟到的
No you go on. Buster said he wanted a chat so l told him to call up here. 不 你走吧 Buster说要跟我聊聊 我让他到这来了
Listen, l hope yous two aren't gonna be getting up to anything. 听着 我希望你们俩不是要计划什么事
Maria, it's a chat, that's all. Just a chat. Maria 就是聊天 只是聊个天
Okay. 好吧
Howye, Maria? 嗨 Maria
Here you, you don't keep him too long, all right? 你 你别耽误他太长时间 好吗
-He has a job to go to. -l won't. Howye, Dermo? -他还要上班 -我不会的 嗨 Dermo
l mean it, Buster! 我认真的 Buster
Jaysus, l won't. 天啊 我不会的
What's up with her? 她怎么了
She thinks you're gonna drag me into a scam of some sort. 她觉得你要把我拽进什么骗局里
-Give a dog a bad name what? -Yeah, so what do you want me for? -给人扣屎盆子呀 -是啊 那你来找我什么事
l've a brilliant scam, Dermo. 我有个很聪明的骗术 Dermo
-Buster, I'm not doing that stuff any more. -Just take a look, Dermo. -Buster 我再也不会干那档子事呢 -看一眼再说嘛 Dermo
It's a doddle. 就是个涂鸦
-A raffle for the Boxing Club? -Yeah. One Euro a ticket. -搏击俱乐部抽奖彩券 -没错 一欧一张
I got printed on the tickets, 5,000 Euro first prize. 我在票面打上了一等奖5000欧
I tell the people if they win I'll call them... 还告诉大家要是他们中奖了 会通知他们的
-But then nobody wins. Except us. -Nice one! -然而无人会中奖 除了我们 -这招不错啊
Now I only got a hundred tickets printed just to try it out you know. 现在我只印了一百张票 试试效果如何
-Yeah? -And, Dermot, -结果呢 -Dermot
I sold them all in an hour. 不到一小时就都卖光了
I made eighty Euro. 我挣了80欧
That's only eighty tickets, Buster? 那不是就只有80张票吗 Buster
I know, yeah. Well, I bought two books meself. 是的 没错 呃 我自己还买了两册呢
Five thousand Euro, Dermot its not to be fuckin' sneezed at. 五千欧 Dermot 这可不是个小数目啊
But there's no raffle. 可根本不会抽奖啊
Ah, shite. 啊 妈蛋
How much did it cost to get the tickets printed? 打印奖券花了多少钱
Ninety Euro. 90欧
-And you took in eighty Euro. -ln an hour, Dermo! -而你赚了80欧 -只花了一个小时哎 Dermo
Buster, you lost ten Euro! Buster 你还倒贴了十欧呢
Ah, this is a fuckin' rip off. 啊 真是赔本买卖
Hang on a minute, Buster. 等会 Buster
Jesus, Buster, I think you might have a good one here. 天啊 Buster 我有个好主意
I buy tickets all the time 我一直买奖券
and after a few days in me pocket I just throw them away. 但放口袋几天之后就扔了
I know, Dermot. I could even get kids to sell them door to door. 我知道 Dermot 我可以让小孩子帮我挨家挨户去卖
I'd give them some money. They'd be dellghted. 给他们点钱 他们肯定很开心
Right. First of all we need to get more tickets printed. 好了 首先我们要去多印点奖券
More tickets. 多印点
-Thousands. -Hundreds. -印个几千张 -几百张就行了
Then we need to make it something they've never heard of, a club or something. 然后得编点我们从未听过的俱乐部或者别的什么
Not the Boxing Club, Buster. That's a real club. 不要用搏击俱乐部 Buster 真有这俱乐部
If they find out, they'll fuckin' kill us. 要是他们发现了 会灭了我们的
I have a name, Dermo. 我想到一个名字 Dermo
The Ballyfermot and Bluebell Brass and Reed Band. Ballyfermot蓝铃簧管乐队
-Do you like it? -Leave it with me. -你觉得怎么样 -交给我吧
I'll get some tickets printed. 我去打印点奖券
In the meantime, I better get back to work. 顺便回去工作
Here, what are you this week? 瞧瞧 你这个星期扮的什么
A chicken! 一只鸡
Here Dermo, why did you cross the road? Dermo 你为什么要过马路
♪ Would you like to buy a ticket # 来买张奖券吧
♪ For Buster's raffle prize # 可赢Buster大奖
♪ Or maybe Kung Poo Chicken # 或喜提Dermot
♪ From Dermot in disguise? # 宫爆鸡丁
♪ It's finger llckin' good ♪ # 好吃到你舔指头
Chicken and ham. 鸡肉火腿味
Beef and vegetable. 牛肉蔬菜味
Fish and chips. 炸鱼薯条味
Fuckin' dog eats better than I do. 狗吃得都比我好
You'd better be a fuckin' woodpecker! 最好是只啄木鸟
-What do you want, son? -Howye, Missus. -你想干嘛 -你好啊 女士
Would you llke to buy a raffle ticket 要不要买张
for the Ballyfermot and Bluebell Brass and Reed Band? Ballyfermot蓝铃簧管乐队奖券
I am deaf. 我聋了
I said would you llke to buy a raffle ticket 我说你要不要买张
for the Ballyfermot and Bluebell Brass and Reed Band? Ballyfermot蓝铃簧管乐队奖券
I can see your llps moving, son, but I can't hear a word you're saying. 我可以看到你嘴唇在动 孩子 可我听不到你说什么
Would you llke to buy... 要不要
A raffle ticket... 张
For The Ballyfermot...Ballyfermot Ballyfermot Ballyfermot
And Bluebell Brass and Reed Band? 蓝铃簧管乐队奖券吗
What? 你说啥
Ah, forget it! 啊 算了
Close that gate after you, son! 把门带上
Fuck you and your gate! 滚你的还有你的狗屁门
Fuck you and your Ballyfermot and Bluebell Brass and Reed Band. 滚你的还有你的Ballyfermot蓝铃簧管乐队奖券
Bastard. 混蛋
Mammy? 妈妈
Jesus Christ, Rory you scared the shite out of me. 老天 Rory你吓死我了
-Have you got a minute to talk? -Sure, love. Is it about your shirt? -能跟你聊会吗 -当然了 宝贝 是要聊聊你的花衬衫吗
Hello, chicken. 你好啊 鸡
It's a new box... Where did I hear that before? 这是一个新盒子 我是不是在哪听过
Ah yeah... 啊 没错
..after me stitches. 在我干完针线活之后
-Howye, Ma. -I'm great, son. How are you? -您好吗 妈妈 -我挺好的 你好吗
-What's happenin'? What's going down? -Ma... -怎么了 有什么事 -妈
What's going on the down low? 到底什么事
Ma, can I leave this box here? Buster will collect it later. 妈 这盒子我能放这吗 Buster一会来拿
Of course, love. Give it to me, I'll put it in the kitchen. 当然 给我吧 我放去厨房
-Nah, it's heavy, Ma. -Heavy me arse! -不 很重的 妈 -重个屁
Didn't I carry six of yis. Gimme the box for fuck's sake. 你们六个我都抱得动 快把盒子给我
I didn't carry yis all at the same fuckin' time. 你们六个我不是同时抱的
Did I interrupt something? 我是不是打扰你们了
Me and Dino found an apartment we like. I'm just tellin' Mammy I'm movin out. Dino和我找到个满意的公寓 我正要告诉妈妈我要搬出去了
I'll leave you to it so. 那你们聊吧
-Do you want a cup of tea love? -No thanks, Ma. -你要不要喝杯茶 -不了 谢谢 妈
Have to go, chickens to sell and all that. 我得走了 还有鸡什么的要卖呢
Dermot love. You be carefuI out there. Mind your nuggets! Dermot小可爱 在外一切小心 小心你的鸡
Mind your feckin' nuggets. 小心你的鸡
Ooh, God Almighty. 噢 万能的上帝啊
Oh... 噢
Rory, why did the farmer cross the road? Rory 农夫为什么过马路
-I don't know. -He had his penis stuck in a chicken. -不知道 -因为他的鸡鸡卡在鸡里了
I don't believe you said that. 您居然说这个
So, love, what did you want to talk about? 孩子 那你想让我说啥
There's people out there think you're a fuckin' mime artist. 人还以为你是个哑剧演员呢
Say the fuckin' line... 快说
Look away. Look away. 调过去 调过去
Compose yourself. Okay? 冷静一下 好吧
Okay? 好了吗
I thought you said you wanted to talk about something serious. 我以为你要讲些正经的呢
I... 我
Mammy. 妈妈
Yes, love. 怎么了 宝贝
I'm here. 我在呢
Do you not think the house is a bit crowded? 您觉不觉得房子有点挤
No I don't. I think the house is fine. 没啊 挺好的呀
I think there's plenty of room for everybody, especially me. 每个人都够住的 尤其是我
No, Mammy I'm puttin' it wrong. 不 妈妈 可能我表达得不对
Em, do you not think that... 嗯 您不觉得
Do you not... 您不
I'm glad you're finding it fuckin' funny. 这有什么好笑的
Rory, I didn't come here to be laughed at, love. Rory 我坐这可不是给你笑的 宝贝
Hold on a second, start again. 等会 重来
Yes, Rory what did you want to say? 好 Rory你想说什么
Mammy? Do you not think the house is a bit crowded? 妈妈 您不觉得家里有点挤吗
Fuckin' deja vu. 这感觉似曾相识啊
No, Rory I don't. 不 Rory 我不觉得
I think the house is fine. I think there's plenty of room for everybody. 家里挺好的 也容得下每个人
No, Mammy, I'm puttin' it wrong. 不 妈妈 我可能表达错了
Do you not think that no matter how comfortable you are at home 您不觉得不管你在家待得多舒服
the time comes to leave? 总会有离开的那一天吗
No. 不
Fuck off. 滚开
-Go somewhere new? -No. -去别的地方 -不
Ah, but Mammy everybody else is leaving... 啊 妈妈 可其他人也搬出去住啊
Rory, I don't care what everybody else is doing, I like my house exactly the way it is Rory 我才不管别人干嘛 我喜欢我家现在的样子
thank you very much, in fact I think my house is perfect, 非常谢谢你 实际上 我家很完美
and if it doesn't suit you, you can fuckin' move out. 要是你觉得不好 你可以搬出去
Oh, God. 哦 天哪
Ah, hiya, Rory. 你好 Rory
Ah, howye, Rory. 你好 Rory
Jesus what's up with you? 老天 你怎么了
I just told Mammy I was moving out. 我刚刚跟妈妈说我要搬出去住
Eventually! 是终于说了
Oh, how'd it go? 噢 什么情况
So you told her, Rory. How'd it go? Rory 你跟她说了以后 怎么样了
I'm not sure. 不知道
At first she wouldn't let me leave, and then I think she threw me out. 一开始她不想我走 后来我感觉我被扫地出门了
Mammy, we're back! 妈妈 我们回来了
-I hear you. Howye, Cathy. -Hiya, Mammy. -知道了 Cathy -您好 妈妈
-Oh hello, Maria. -Howye. -你好 Maria -您好
Where's John, George and Ringo? John George还有Ringo哪去了
Ah, they're asleep, I left them out in the air. 啊 他们在睡觉 我把他们留在外面了
Well keep your ears open, if they wake up I want a cuddle. 好吧 那你留心听着 要是他们醒了 我要抱抱
I will. 好的
What's them, Maria. What's that? 那是什么 Maria
Oh, they're raffle tickets. I bought them off a young fella outside. 噢 是抽奖彩券 我在外面一个小年轻那买的
-Yeah, here I got some too. -Yis feckin' eejits. -我也买了 -这些个蠢蛋
Half of them things are a scam. 多半是骗人的
I'd a fella at the door here at Christmas, would I buy a ticket for a raffle for orphans? 圣诞节时候门口也有个小年轻 问我要不要为孤儿们买张抽奖彩券
Now, my luck I'd fuckin' win one. 现在我真抽到了一个
-Sorry love, do you want a cup of tea? -Oh yes, please, Mammy. -抱歉 亲爱的 要喝杯茶吗 -噢好的 谢谢 妈妈
Tea Maria? Tia Maria? Maria喝茶吗 添万利
That catches me every feckin' time! 每次说到都想笑
-You'll have a cup of tea, love. -No, I'm grand. -你也喝杯茶吧 -不了
-I'm making one anyway. -No, really I'm fine. -一杯也是倒 -不 真不用了
-No problem I'll just pour it out. -I'm not staying that long... -没事 我也就是倒一下 -我不会待那么
There's sugar, just put in the feckin'... 有糖 只要放进去
Go on then, put me in the pot. 行吧 那给我也来一杯
You don't have to have it, I'm not trying to force you. 你不一定要喝 我没逼你喝
I'm not a tea pusher. Jesus I'm just saying I'm making a cup of tea for her, 我又不是推销茶的 天啊 我就是说要给她泡杯茶
its as easy to pour out two, you don't have to have it if... 一杯也是倒 两杯也是倒 你不一定要
You make a big fuckin' thing out of everything. 你怎么这么能搞事儿啊
Do you want tea or not? 你到底要不要
-Yes please, Mrs Brown. -Thank you, M'Lady. -好的 谢谢 布朗夫人 -谢谢你才是 M女士
Can't wait for your fuckin' Jubilee. 等不及看你们过大赦年了
Here, Mammy, I got the dress for me graduation ball. 妈妈 我买了毕业舞会的裙子
Do you want to see it? 您想不想看看
Ah, that's fantas... You got the dress for the graduation? 啊 真是太棒 什么 你买了毕业舞会的裙子
-Yeah. -Oh, Cathy I'll be in... Oh fuck it... -是的 -噢 Cathy 我一定会 噢 操
Okay, I'll be in in a minute. 我马上来
My God, Cathy, your graduation. 天啊 Cathy 你都毕业了
You did it! You're a psychologist. 你真的做到了 你是个心理学家了
I know. I can hardly belleve it meself, Maria. 是的 我自己都不敢相信 Maria
Jesus, they were four long hard years. 天啊 这四年真是漫长又艰辛
But you did it. You know I really admire that, you're amazing. 可你熬过来了 我真的很佩服你 你太棒了
-Will you stop it, Maria? You're amazing. -Huh? -快别说了 Maria 你才是太棒了 -哈
How do you cope with triplets and still look like that? 你是怎么做到生了三个还貌美如花
Sure I had six and look at me. 看我生了六个就知道了
Yis can fuck off. 真是操蛋
Show us your geansai. 给我们看看你的裙子
Ta-da! 当当
Very nice. Where's the dress? 很好 裙子在哪
-That is the dress, Mammy. -Feck off! -这就是啊 妈妈 -别扯了
-What? -Really? -什么 -真的吗
-Well it's very feckin... lsn't it... -What? -呃 这有点太 -什么
It's very... What's the word I'm looking for? 那词叫什么来着
-It's classy. -No, not that, no... -经典 -不 不是这个
Black. 黑
-What? -It's very feckin' black. -什么 -裙子真黑
-Its supposed be black, Mammy. -ls it supposed to be slapper black? -本来就该是黑的呀 妈妈 -难道不应该是
Ah... 啊
Show it to me properly, I didn't really see it. 给我仔细看看 我刚没看清
Ah, yeah! 哎哟
Turn around. Not you! 转过来 没说你
Ah yeah! 哎哟哟
Its exquisite in its simplicity. 精致简约
I read that in a magazine. 我在杂志上学的
Thought it was me fuckin' stars. 是不是觉得我文采斐然
-But you like it yeah? -Yeah its fine, its fine. -您觉得裙子还不错吧 -嗯 不错 挺好的
Well Maria picked it out, sure she's great taste. Maria选的 她的品味自然不会差
Maria has wonderfuI taste, didn't she marry my son? Maria品味当然好了 不然也不会跟我儿子结婚呀
Ah here, I better put this away upstairs. 好了 我还是放到楼上去好了
-Do, Cathy. And hide it. -What? -必须的 Cathy 得藏起来 -什么
Hide that. I'm telling you if word gets out that that's here we'll be broken into. 藏起来 我跟你说 要是这消息传出去 肯定会有人来偷的
Cathy, I'm very proud of you. Cathy 我为你骄傲
Going into town on your own. 自己独自进城
No I am. I am proud of you. 不 真的 我为你骄傲
You'll be the first Brown to be at a graduation ball, 你是我们老Brown家第一个不当服务生
that wasn't a fuckin' waiter. 还能参加毕业舞会的人
And Mammy, I'll be the only graduate there with a psychiatrist on my arm. 妈妈 我还是这儿唯一一个手持心理医生资格证的人
Oh now, Crusty and the fuckin' Clown. 噢瞧瞧 说你胖你还喘上了
Don't start, Mammy, I'm not in the humour. 打住 妈妈 我没心情吵架
-Are you not in the humour? -No, I'm not in the humour. -是吗 -对 没那心情
What's a good time to get you in the humour. 那你什么时候能有心情呢
Oh, leave me alone. 噢 别说了
Liam Malone, I know him, he played for lreland. Liam Malone 我知道他 爱尔兰运动员
-Jesus Christ. -No, no he played for lsrael. -老天 -不 不 他是以色列的
I'll see you, Maria. 回见 Maria
♪ I'll see ya Maria I can't get you out of my house... ♪ # 回见 Maria 你怎么还不走啊
Well, on that note, I will see you, Mrs Brown. 呃 感谢提醒 回见 Brown夫人
Ah you're not going, love, I was just gonna make you a cup of tea. 啊 别走啊 孩子 我正要给你泡茶呢
Were you? 是吗
Maria, I love that coat on you, and I have done for the last five years. Maria 你穿这外套真好看 都五年了
Every time I see you in it I think, 每次我看你穿这件 我都想
''Oh Jesus, I must put the black bags out tonight.'' 噢 老天 今晚我一定得把这黑袋子丢出去
Good decision! 好主意
Yeah well, Dermot's gonna be home soon I need to get the dinner on. I'll see ya. 呃 好吧 Dermot很快就回来了 我得准备晚饭 回见了
Well, if your chicken's coming home make sure he gets a plucking. 呃 要是鸡回家了 确保他拔过毛了
A bit of stuffing would be now harm either. 哪怕一丁点填充物也会弄伤的
-Mrs Brown! I'll see ya. -Wait, wait, hold on, love, hold on. -Brown夫人 回见了 -等等 等等 孩子
I want to see Huey, Dewey and Louie. 我想看看Huey Dewey还有Louie
Its just they're fast asleep. Just don't wake them up on me. 他们睡得正香 别弄醒了
I will be as... And there'll be no lickin'. 就 呃 我不会舔的
lickin'? 舔
lickin'! 舔
What do you mean ''lickin''? ''舔''是什么意思
lickin', L-I-C-H-E-N. 舔 t i an
What are you talking about? 您在说什么呢
-You want to lick the babies? -Oh, wouldn't you fuckin' love that? -您要舔孩子 -噢 你不喜欢舔吗
No, I decided not to lick today, 'cause I'm a bit smelly. 但我今天不舔 因为我今天有点臭臭的
You know smell, smelly, smelly, smelly... 你知道就是臭臭的 臭臭的 臭臭的
Oh, I didn't need that! 噢 不用了
-Are you all right, Mrs Brown? -I'm fine, Mrs Brown. -您没事吧 Brown夫人 -我没事 Brown太太
Look, I don't know what you're talking about, but I have to go. 我不知道您在说什么 可我得走了
-Fine! -Do you wanna see the babies? -好吧 -您还要不要看孩子了
-Yes. -Then just don't wake them up on me. -当然 -千万不要吵醒他们
I won't. I'll be as quiet as a mouse's fart. 不会的 我会轻轻地 就跟老鼠放屁一样
-A mouse's fart? -Yes. -老鼠放屁 -是的
And how do you know what that sounds like? 您怎么知道那声音
See ya, Mrs Brown. 回见 Brown夫人
Ah, look at them, Maria, they're just so beautiful! 啊 瞧啊 Maria 他们太可爱了
Hello! 你们好啊
Jesus, they're awake, look! 天啊 他们醒了 快看
Hello, Ringo, Ringo look at Granny, look at Granny. 你们好 Ringo Ringo快看奶奶 快看奶奶
Look. 看
And a boo! See his face when he feckin'... 啵 瞧他那小脸
And a... Where the fuck is she gone? 她哪去了
-Mammy? -Yes, love? -妈妈 -怎么了
Is there enough hot water for a bath? 洗澡热水够吗
There's lots of hot water. I put on the immersion this morning. 热水多着呢 我今早装了浸入式热电器
Ah, thanks, Mammy. 啊 谢了 妈妈
Cathy if there's not enough up there, call me. There's loads in the kitchen. Cathy 要是不够的话 告诉我 厨房热水多着呢
Thanks, Mammy. 谢谢 妈妈
Fuck's sake. 老天
Does my door have a sign on it saying fuckin' ''whack here''? 我门上是不是贴着''猛敲''
Oh, Winnie, its you. I thought it was someone at the door. 噢 Winnie 是你啊 我还以为谁呢
Oh! 噢
-Howye, love. -Howye, love. What has you over? -你好啊 亲爱的 -你好 亲爱的 你有什么事啊
Well, my Sharon's gone out for the night 噢 我家Sharon晚上出去了
and I'm only sitting over there on me own, worryin'. 我就自己坐那胡思乱想
You feckin' eejit, sitting on your own worryin'. 你个大傻瓜 坐那还胡思乱想呢
If you're sitting in on your own there's two things you don't want 自己坐着有两件事不能做
for company and one is worry. The other is fuckin' Panorama. 其中有一件就是胡思乱想 另一件就是看全景纪录片
Winnie, everything works out the way it's supposed to. It always does. Winnie 一切自有安排 向来如此
And anyway, maybe we will win the jackpot at the bingo 也许我们能中大奖
and then Jacko could have his operation tomorrow. Jacko明天就能做手术了
-Or the raffle. -Or the raffle... What fuckin' raffle? -或许彩券能中奖呢 -或许彩券能中奖 彩券是什么鬼
The Ballyfermot and Bluebell Brass and Reed Band. Ballyfermot蓝铃簧管乐队
Five thousand Euro first prize, Agnes. I bought ten books. 一等奖5000欧 Agnes 我买了10册呢
Ya feckin' eejit. 你这个大傻子
Winnie, you need something Winnie 你需要
to take your mind off the whole hospitaI thing altogether. 找点东西让你忘掉医院那些破事
And I have just the fuckin' thing. 我正好有件事能让你忘记
-What? -Come on. -什么 -快来
-You can help me with me bikini wax thing. -Oh, great. -你可以帮我脱毛 我要穿比基尼 -噢 好
We'll do that upstairs in the bathroom... 我们去楼上浴室弄
No Cathy's in the bath... No, we'll do it, we'll do it here. 不 Cathy在洗澡呢 我们就 就在这弄吧
You can't do it here, Agnes. Someone could walk in on you. Agnes 不能在这弄 有人进进出出会看到的
You're right. I'd look stupid. Here. 说的没错 我都傻了 来
-What? -In the cupboard. -什么 -到柜子里来
Ah feck off, Agnes... 去你的吧 Agnes
Come on, Winnie get into the feckin' cupboard. 来啊 Winnie 快进柜
Its only for the craic. 这样有氛围拉
-Oh Jesus! Its dark in here. -Yeah! -噢 这里好黑啊 -没错
Oh, Winnie I've no feellng in me left leg! 噢 Winnie 我左腿失去知觉了
Agnes, that's my leg. Agnes 那是我的腿
Ah, this is ridiculous. Hold on, here. 啊 太荒谬了 等会 拿着
You take the constructions, go out and read them out to me in the light. 你拿着说明书 去外面读给我
Oh, that's much better, Agnes. 噢 这样好多了 Agnes
Now. 好了
-Are yeh ready, pet? -Whenever you are. -准备好了吗 宝贝 -就等你了
Okay. Expose the relevant area... 好的 露出脱毛部位
-What the fuck does that mean? -Get your knickers down. -那什么意思 -裤子脱掉
No sooner said than done. 说做就做
Okay. 好了
Open the container, and spread the cold wax using the spatula. 打开容器 用刮刀涂上冷蜡
Oh, the smell... 噢 这鬼味道
-Is the cold wax smelly? -I can't get the fuckin' thing open... -很难闻吗 -我打不开
I have it. 打开了
-Winnie, what's a spatula? -Its like a little spoon. -Winnie 刮刀是什么 -就像小勺子那种
There's none in the box. It's all right I'll use the lid. 盒子里没有啊 没事 我用盖子弄
Right. 好的
Oh, it's cold. 噢 好冷
Okay, I'm spread. 好了 我涂好了
Remove the backing from the sticky tape and apply it firmly to the area. 撕掉胶带背面 然后贴到涂蜡的地方
Oh, now this is as awkward. 噢 真尴尬
I'm trying to go around fuckin' corners here. 我得想办法转个身
Agh! Its stuck to me arse! 啊 沾到我屁股上了
Hold on, I have it... 等会 我拿下来了
-Right. -Okay. Now what? -好的 -好了 然后呢
Now wait for three minutes and pull the tape off briskly... 现在等三分钟 然后快速揭掉胶带
That means fast, yank it off. 就是飞快 猛地一揭
-Winnie? -Yeah? -Winnie -什么事
-I can't see me fuckin' watch. -Count to a hundred and eighty. -我看不到表 -数到180
-One, two, three, four, five, six... -1 2 3 4 5 6
Someone at the door, Agnes. Don't worry, I'll get rid of them. 有人来了 Agnes 别担心 我去打发他们
Ah hello, Mrs McGoogan. 啊 你好 McGoogan夫人
llsten, son. Dermot's not here, come back later love. 听着 孩子 Dermot不在 一会再来吧你
No, I just have to leave this here for him. 不 我就是把东西放这给他而已
-Oh, right. -He told me to put it in the cupboard. -噢 好吧 -他叫我放到碗柜里
No, no, no! In the kitchen, good man. 不 不 不 放厨房就行了 好孩子
The kitchen, yes. It's Buster. 放厨房 好的 是Buster
Close the door you're blowing the fanny off me. 把门关上 我屁股都要被吹跑了
Winnie? Winnie
-Yeah? -Who was at the door? -什么事 -刚刚是谁
It was me. Are you delighted to see me? 是我 见到我你开心吗
Piss off, Buster. 滚开 Buster
Winnie? Winnie
Where's Mammy? 妈妈哪去了
One hundred and seventy four. 174
-She popped out for a minute love. -One hundred and seventy five... -她出去一会 -175
-One hundred and seventy six. -No, she's in there! -176 -不 她在里面
-No, no, she popped out for a minute. -Hundred and seventy seven. -不 不 她出去了 -177
That sounds llke her voice. 那就是她的声音啊
-Shut up, you! -One hundred and seventy eight... -你闭嘴 -178
-Winnie... -One hundred and seventy nine... -Winnie -179
Where is she? 她哪去了
One hundred and eighty! 180
Oh, Christ! 噢 老天
♪ If you go to the shopping # 购物
♪ Be carefuI what you spend # 需谨慎
♪ There's things out there that take your hair # 可能会脱毛
♪ So protect your flexible friend # 保护小伙伴
♪ Ha ha, never leave home without it ♪ # 哈 哈 回家别落单
5,235 Euro. 5235欧
Ah, nice one, Dermo! 不错啊 Dermo
Well, at least that's the prize money sorted. 呃 至少够奖金了
Buster, there's no raffle. Buster 根本没有抽奖
Oh, yeah. 对哦
You bought more tickets, didn't yeh? 你是不是又买了
Yer a gas man, Dermo. (LAUGHlNG) 放什么屁 Dermo
What do you take me for? (LAUGHlNG) 你以为我傻啊
Yeah, two books. 嗯 我又买了两册
What am I gonna do with you? 我该拿你怎么办
Here, I'll give you your money back. 来 把你的钱退给你
No, it's all right. 不 没事
I'll take me chances! 我要碰碰运气
There's no fuckin' raffle, Buster! 根本没有抽奖啊 Buster
Well, then why am I selling raffle tickets? 那我为什么要卖抽奖彩券呢
And by the way, Dermo, 还有 Dermo
I've no tickets left I have to get more off you. 我没有彩券了 得从你这拿
Ma! 妈
Yes! 什么事
Where's that box I left in? 我那盒子放哪了
It's in the kit... 在厨
It's in the kitch... 厨
Jesus, I can't have a shit in peace... 老天 拉屎都不得安宁
It's in the kitchen beside the cooker. 厨房灶台边上
Thanks. 谢了
Off you go. 快滚开
And sell, sell, sell! 去卖 去卖 快去卖
Nice one, Dermo. I'm selling. 不错 Dermo 我就在卖啊
I'm selling. I am... 我卖着呢 我
Hiya, Mark. 你好 Mark
Here, Mark, do you wanna buy a raffle ticket. 来 Mark 来张抽奖彩券吗
-Off you? -Yeah. -你卖的 -是的
No! 不要
Fair enough. Good luck. 很好 祝你好运
Ma, Mark is here. 妈妈 Mark来了
I'll be down in a minute. 我一会就下来
-Good luck. -Thanks. -祝你好运 -谢谢
Ma? 妈
-What? -Can I talk to you? -干嘛 -能跟您聊聊吗
Ah! Ma! 啊 妈
-Are you all right? -No. -你没事吧 -当然有事
I feeI like I was raped by an elephant. 我感觉好像被一头大象强奸了
And he was in a fuckin' hurry. 而且他还很快
What do you want to talk about, son? 你想聊什么 儿子
Well, Ma, I just wanted to ask you 呃 妈 我就是想让您
not to make any plans for Friday night. 把周五晚上腾出来
Friday? Why, what's Friday? 周五 为什么 周五有什么事
Well, we're all going to be here for a... 呃 我们准备在这
..family meeting. 开个家庭会议
Family meeting? 家庭会议
We need to discuss something. 商量点事情
Do we? 是吗
Make a decision... 有事要决定
I see. 我知道了
Then we're going to take you somewhere. 然后会带你去个
It's somewhere nice. 好地方
Says you! 这可是你说的
Mark, are the whole family in on this? Mark 是全员参与吗
-Every one of us. -Ya bastards. -是的 -你们这些混蛋
Well, you have to fuckin' catch me first. 呃 你们不得先跟我打声招呼吗
I'm gonna to feed Spartacus. 我要去喂Spartacus了
That mince is gone off! 那块肉坏了
I'm away, Ma. 我先走了 妈
-Hiya, Mark. -Howyis. -你好啊 Mark -你好
Ah, where's Mammy? 啊 妈妈呢
Out the back, feeding Spartacus. 在后面喂Spartacus呢
Oh Jesus, did you talk to her about putting Spartacus in a home? 噢天 你跟她说了要把Spartacus送到收容所吗
Yeah...kind of. 嗯 差不多吧
Ah Mark, what does that mean? Kind of? Mark 你这什么意思 什么叫差不多
Look, I've prepared her. Kind of. 呃 总得让她有点心理准备吧
She's in one of them weird humours. I'll see yis later. 她现在心情复杂 回见了
-See ya. -Good luck, Thomas. -回见 -祝你好运 Thomas
Oh yes, Cathy, will do. Hmm. 噢 肯定的 Cathy
Mammy, Thomas is here. 妈 Thomas来了
Are you sure about this, Thomas? 你确定要这样做吗 Thomas
I've tried working with me mother before and it's like talking to a revolving door. 我以前试过跟妈妈一起工作 感觉就跟在跟旋转门说话似的
Yes, well, with respect, Cathy, I have a lot more experience 呃 坦白说 Cathy 我在这方面
of these matters than you have. Eh? 经验可比你丰富得多
-Okay. -Okay. -嗯 -行吧
''The Ballyfermot and Bluebell Brass and Reed Band''? ''Ballyfermot蓝铃簧管乐队''
Ya bastards. 混蛋
Hello, Mrs Brown. 您好 Brown夫人
Hello, Doctor Zhivago. 您好 Zhivago医生
Good, very good. 好 很好
Now then, Mrs Brown, I was just wondering 那么 Brown夫人 我在想
if you wouldn't mind answering those few questions that, ah, 您介不介意回答些问题
Cathy's been telling you about. Cathy跟您提过的
It's, well... 呃 就是
It's research for my book. 我书中有个调查
Yeah. 哦
-Research! -Yes. -调查 -没错
-Book! -Yes. Yes. -书 -是的 没错
Yeah. Oh yeah! 噢 是的
Oh yeah! 是噢
Go on, get on with it, Jasper. 继续说啊 Jasper
Oh, right you are. 噢 开始吧
Uh, interview with Mrs Agnes Brown. 呃 Agnes Brown夫人采访
Female subject aged, um... 年老的女性代表 呃
-Over twenty one. -Yes, quite. -21岁以上 -保持安静
Do you mind if I stay? 介意我留下听听吗
Sorry, what did you say, Cathy? 抱歉 你说什么 Cathy
Do you mind if she stays! 介意她留下来吗
No, Cathy, you sit there whatever. Let's make a start shall we? 不 Cathy 随你坐哪 我们这就开始吧
Now then, Mrs Brown, could you pick one obvious difference 那么 Brown夫人您能说出
between your mother and yourself? 您和您母亲明显不同的地方吗
Just in there, please. 请对这说
Yes, I could. 可以
Over. 回答完毕
Good, good and what would it be? 很好 是哪一点呢
My mother is dead, 我母亲死了
I am not. 而我没死
Over. 回答完毕
No, Mrs Brown, I'm, ah... I'm looking for an opinion. 不 Brown夫人 我 呃 我想说的是你们观念上的不一致
Now. 好了
In my opinion... 在我看来
Yes. 嗯
My mother is dead. 我妈死了
In a lot of people's opinion. 而在别人看来
We fuckin' buried her. 是我们埋了她
Over. 回答完毕
Oh dear, oh dear. 天啊 天啊
No, Mrs Brown, let me explain, I want you to, 不 Brown夫人 我跟您解释一下 我想让您
to compare things from your mother's time 对比一下您母亲还有您
with your time. Now, hm. 这个时代 现在 嗯
Look, Mammy, Thomas just wants you to try and think... 听着 妈妈 Thomas就是想让你试着想想
Uh, Cathy, Cathy! If you don't mind. 呃 Cathy Cathy 别打断
Thank you. 谢谢
Thank you! 谢谢
Now, Mrs Brown, I want you to 好了 Brown夫人 我想让您
cast your mind back... 回忆一下
-Cast back... -To your mother's day. -回想 -您母亲那个年代
The 29th of March. 3月29日
Sorry, what? 抱歉 你说什么
That was Mother's Day. 母亲节啊
No, no, Mrs Brown, your mother's day, yes? 不 不 Brown夫人 您母亲那个年代
That's everybody's Mother's Day, 那是大家的母亲节呀
or did you not have a mother? 还是说你没妈
-Of course I had a mother... -And did you love her? -我当然有妈 -那你爱她吗
-Of course I loved her. -Then why did you forget Mother's Day? -我当然爱她了 -那你为什么还会忘了母亲节
You see, Mrs Brown, well I didn't... 呃 Brown夫人 很明显我没有忘记
-What'd you do? -I never fuckin' touched him. -您干了什么 -我可没碰他啊
You see, Mrs Brown, I didn't forget Mother's Day, Brown夫人 我没忘记母亲节
but she was always so busy, 可她总是很忙
and all those friends of hers 她那些朋友
-and that social circle... -Yes. -还有社交圈 -嗯
I mean... I mean she never had any time for me you know. 我是说 您知道吗 她一直没时间陪我
-Well no... -I'm me... -呃 -我是
-Her little boy... -Yes. -我可是她的小宝贝啊 -没错
Thomas? Thomas
Are you all right? 你没事吧
-Are you fuckin' blind? -Jesus! -你瞎了吗 -老天
Sorry, Cathy, sorry, Mrs Brown, sorry. 抱歉 Cathy 抱歉 Brown 抱歉
Not at all son, these... These things happen. 没事的 很正常
It could happen to anybody. 谁没有过呢
Any, yeah, I'm not fuckin' doing this... 我不要再做这个了
Oh dear. 噢天啊
Oh, I apologise. How unprofessional. So sorry. 噢 抱歉 我这样真是太不专业了 太抱歉了
Wanker... 傻子
Wh... Wh... Where... 哪 哪 哪
Where were we, Mrs Brown? 我们说到哪了 Brown夫人
I mean, where were we? 说到哪了
You were saying that your mother didn't like you. 说到你妈不喜欢你
Ah, for Christ's sake! 啊 老天
♪ Now listen here Mr Psychiatrist # 心理医生先生听着
♪ Even though you're Cathy's Clown # 就算Cathy喜欢你
♪ There's something that you've gotta learn # 有些事情你还得知道
♪ Don't fuck with Mrs Brown ♪ # 那就是别跟Brown夫人耍花招
So? 嗯
How is he? 他怎么样了
I put him in a taxi. 我送他上了出租车
Oh, I can see the headlines in the morning. 噢 我都能知道明天的头条了
''Taximan fuckin' hangs himself.'' ''出租司机上吊身亡''
He was very upset, Mammy. 他很难过 妈妈
Well, you can't blame him. 呃 也不能怪他啊
It's bad enough driving a taxi without having feckin' eejits like that getting' in. 开出租车已经够惨了 还要载个傻子
I meant Thomas, Mammy! 我说的是Thomas 妈妈
Thomas was upset. Thomas很难过
Sorry. 抱歉
Maybe he wasn't...maybe he was... Maybe, maybe he needed that. 也许他不 也许他 也许他正好需要呢
Maybe he needed to feckin' get that out 也许他借此机会
in a big blurt... And then he... 正好可以释放一下 然后他就
And now he can see it... 现在他就想明白了
He knows that he's you know... He knows he's feckin'... 他知道 就是 哎呀 你懂的 他知道
You know...you know... 你懂的 就是
Fuckin' mad. 他疯了
I don't know, maybe you're right, Mammy. 我不知道 也许你说得对 妈妈
Maybe he will feel better for getting that out. 也许他说出来会好受一点
He will, Cathy, you can't move forward while you're looking backwards. 肯定的 Cathy 要想向前走就不能往后看
No, you can't, Mammy. 是的 没错 妈妈
My mother used to always say, 我妈以前总说
''It's only the hair on a gooseberry that stops it from being a grape.'' ''醋栗有毛所以长不成葡萄''
I never knew what the fuck she was talking about. 我也不懂她说的什么鬼
Mammy? 妈妈
What-y? 干嘛
Did you ever think about becoming a counsellor? 您有考虑过当顾问吗
Oh, don't be ridiculous, Cathy. I'd never get elected. 噢 别扯了 Cathy 不会有人选我的
No, Mammy, I mean talking to people about their problems 不 妈妈 我是说跟人聊天
and well helping them come up with the answers. 然后帮他们解决问题
That's what a counsellor does. 这才是顾问
-Is it? -Yeah. -是吗 -是的
Jeez that's funny, because that's what a mother does as well. 我天 这真滑稽 因为妈妈不就是这样的吗
-I suppose. -Except we don't get any training, -差不多吧 -唯一的区别就是我们没有受过训练
or payment. 还不收钱
I'm a mother, dump your troubles on me for fuckin' free. 我是老妈子 烦恼都丢我 不收你的钱
That rhymes. 还挺押韵啊
I'm a poet now and I don't know it. 我现在都是个诗人了 可我却不自知
-Mammy. -What-y? -妈妈 -干嘛
Did Mark talk to you about the home? Mark有没有跟你说过收容所的事情啊
Yes he did. 说了
Oh I'm sorry, Mammy, are you upset? 噢 抱歉 妈妈 你是不是难过了
No, I'm fuckin' delighted! 不 我可高兴着呢
You should have been here I did a back flip. 你都不知道 我高兴得翻了个后空翻
What do you think? 你怎么看
I suppose. 我觉得
But, Mammy, it really is for the best. 可 妈妈 那是最好的选择了
Well, it's not for the best for me, thank you. 呃 对我来说不是 谢谢
Well, I think it is, Mammy. 呃 我觉得是最好的选择了 妈妈
-Et tu Brutus. -What? -你也有份吗 Brutus -什么
Et tu. 你也有份
Go on do what Brutus did, stab me in the back just he did to... 继续吧 就跟Brutus一样 在我后背插上一刀 就像他对
Popeye. Popeye那样
Look, Mammy. It's a lovely home. 妈妈 收容所很不错的
It's clean and there's loads of fields around with lots of space to run about. 干净宽敞 可以随意跑动
Do I look like fuckin' Shergar to you? 你以为我是Shergar啊
Mammy... 妈妈
There are experienced professional people running this place. 那有专业人士管理的
I don't care. 我不管
Cathy. I don't care. Cathy 我不管
Mammy. 妈妈
They go around all day with smiles on their faces. 他们每天面带微笑 四处晃荡
Picking up shit with their little scoops. 用他们的小铲子铲铲屎
Look, I'm sorry you're upset, Mammy. 抱歉让你难过了 妈咪
I'm more than upset... 可不仅仅是难过呢
We're all upset, Mammy but it is for the best. 我们都很难过 但是妈妈 那是最好的选择了
Now goodnight. 晚安了
No... Cathy! 不 Cathy
Fuckin' shit scoops! 去他的铲屎
♪ Cathy's got a boyfriend # Cathy有了男朋友
♪ Can't wait to be a bride # 迫不及待想要嫁
♪ He'd settle for a little kiss # 他只想要吻了就好
♪ But damn she wants a ride # 可Cathy却想要睡上一觉
♪ Rodeo style ♪ # 骑牛式
Grandad, hide that drink. 爷爷 把酒藏起来
-Yeah. -Are yis ready? -好的 -你们准备好了吗
THOMAS: Yes, yes, yes, we are. 准备好了
-Are yis ready? -Ready! -你们呢 -好了
-Are yis ready? -Yeah! -你们呢 -好了
Yeah, will you come on, Mark I'm in here an hour now. 当然了 快开始吧 Mark我都在这待了一小时了
Ma, are you right? 妈妈 你好了吗
What's the suitcase for? 行李箱干嘛的
They're my curtains I'll take them if I fuckin' want them. 里面是我的窗帘 我要带上以防我需要
Mark... You were always my favourite. Mark 我最喜欢你了
I remember the day you were born. 我还记得你出生那天
The doctor held you up and he looked at me and he said... 医生抱着你 看着我说
''What the fuck is this?'' 这是什么鬼东西
He said, ''Look he has fins and a tail.'' 他说 看他的鳍还有尾巴
I said that's his ears and his nose. 我说那是耳朵和鼻子
You were always my favourite. 我一直最喜欢你了
Are you sure you want to do this? 你真要这样吗
-I'm positive. -Ya Bastard! -是的 -混蛋
I never fuckin' liked you. 我从没喜欢过你
Are you ready? 准备好了吗
If it's what the family want then I'm ready. 要是大家都这么想 那我就准备好了
Now! 就是现在
ALL: Surprise! 惊喜
Horray! 万岁
This is it? This is the surprise? 这是 这是惊喜吗
Yeh, Mammy. We all knew you'd forget. 是啊 妈妈 我们就知道你会忘记的
Are you delighted? 你开心吗
You've no fuckin' idea how delighted I am. 你不知道我特么多开心
I thought you were going to put me in a home! 我以为你们要把我送去收容所呢
-What? -Ah, Ma. -什么 -啊 妈
Why would we do that? 我们为什么要那样
This is your home, and where would we all be without you? 这是你家 我们怎么能没有你呢
Ah! 啊
Unemployed, son. 没工作呗 孩子
-Not you, you're brilllant! -I know... -没说你 你很好 -我知道
-Mammy. -Yes, love. -妈妈 -怎么了
We were talking about putting Spartacus in a home. 我们说的是把Spartacus送到收容所
-Spartacus? -A toast! -Spartacus -干杯
To, Mrs Brown. 敬 Brown夫人
Speech! 说两句
All right. Jesus Christ all right. 好吧 谢天谢地
-Sit down, it'll be a long one. -Oh! -都坐下 我要说上一会呢 -噢
I'm delighted to have this night to spend with my family and my friends. 今晚很高兴跟家人还有朋友一起度过
And if you don't mind, I'd like to start with my friends. 要是你们不介意 我就先从朋友说起
Winnie McGoogan. Winnie McGoogan
Winnie, my dearest friend. Winnie 我最亲爱的朋友
-Agnes. -Winnie, we've been together -Agnes -Winnie 我们
through thick and thin. 一起胖 一起瘦
-We have love. -I was always thin. -相亲相爱 -我一直是瘦的那个
Winnie, when Redser lost his job and I had no money Winnie 当Redser失业 我身无分文的时候
you were there by my side. 你陪在我身边
I was. 是的
And when Redser went into hospital and had his left leg removed. Redser进医院 切除左腿的时候
You were there right beside me. 你也在我身边
Yeah. 没错
And when they took away his left arm, Winnie... 当Redser切掉左臂的时候 Winnie
-You were there. -I was. -你还在 -是的
And the fun the two of us had down the swimming pool 搞笑的是我们俩在泳池下面
watching him going around in a circle. 看着他卷入水中
And Winnie, the day Redser drowned... Winnie Redser溺水那天
Where were you? 你在哪呢
-By your side, Agnes. -By my side... -在你身边 -在我身边
Winnie, you're a fuckin' jinx. Winnie 你可真是个扫把星
I said jinx not sphinx take off the fuckin' hat. 我说的是jinx不是sphinx 赶紧把帽子摘掉
Winnie... Winnie
Everybody needs a friend like you 大家都需要你这样的朋友
just so we can feel like we're Stephen Fry. 这样才感觉自己像Stephen Fry
Buster Brady. Buster Brady
The son I never wanted. 幸亏不是我儿子
Buster, you've been a great inspiration to me Buster 你一直激励着我
because I look at you and I thank Jesus for the children I have. 因为每当我看到你 我就想感谢上帝赐予我几个好孩子
Thanks, Mrs Brown. 谢谢了 Brown夫人
Ah! 啊
Okay, son, that's enough... 好了 孩子 够了
All right love, c'mon that's it... C'mon son... 好了 宝贝 够了 差不多了
C'mon fuck off son, c'mon... 快特么放开 快
Do you know, Buster, I often think 你知道吗 Buster 我常常想
if your mother had just lived till the Friday she'd be dead two years. 要是你妈妈能活到今天 估计她想早死两年
Dermot. Dermot
Dermot, I love the bones of you son. Dermot 我很喜欢你
But I could never do for you what I see Maria doing. 但我绝对做不到Maria那样
She's brightened up your whole life. 她点亮了你的人生
I remember how depressed you were when you stopped being a jockey. 我还记得你不当赛马师之后有多失落
Dermot... Dermot
It was just one dead horse too many. 不过是匹死马
Dermot. Dermot
Every day I see her making a man of you. 每天我看到她逐渐让你成长为一个男人
You're a very lucky girl. 你真是个幸运的姑娘
Don't fuck it up. 别搞砸了
Dino Doyle. Dino Doyle
Dino, the first time I came into this house and saw you here, Dino 我第一次在这见到你
well, I was a bit shocked. 呃 确实有点惊讶
I'd never seen a naked magician before. 我以前从没看过裸着的魔术师
Where you were getting those carrots is beyond me. 我一直在想你那些胡萝卜哪来的
And what a stunning finish the bowling ball was... 还有那个保龄球也让人目瞪口呆
One minute it was gone, next minute it was there. Fantastic. 一分钟就没了 下一分钟又出现了 太精彩了
Mark Brown. Mark, son, you were just thirteen Mark Brown Mark 我的儿子
when your father died and you took over the mantle as head of the household, 你爸死的时候你才13岁 你接过家庭的重担 成为一家之主
and since that day you've been carrying this family, 自那以后 一直都是你在支撑整个家庭
and now I see you carrying her. 现在你养着她
You work your fingers to the bone and for what? 你累死累活 到底图啥
Botox. 就为了肉毒杆菌吗
Tattooed eyebrows, spray tan, 纹眉 美黑
tit enlargers, fanny straighteners! 丰胸 提臀
You shouldn't have got married, son, you should have got a fuckin' Lego set. 儿子 你就不该结婚 你应该买套乐高
Rory Brown. Rory Brown
Rory, Rory, Rory. Rory Rory Rory
Rory, what a painful childhood you must have had Rory 你小时候肯定很痛苦
all those years going to school on that bike with no saddle. 那么多年都骑着那辆没坐凳的自行车上学
I used to watch you going by 以前我看你骑过
and the bike looked like a singer sewing machine doing buttonhole stitch. 那车的声音就跟缝纫机钉纽扣似的 吱嘎吱嘎响
And all the years you spent trying to get out of the wardrobe. 这么多年你一直想出柜
Closet! 是柜才对
What? 啥
Out of the closet! 出柜
Congratulations son well done. 孩子你真棒
Jesus Christ, they're everywhere. 老天 有完没完了
Rory, I want you to know I don't care that your gay. Rory 我想告诉你 我不在意你是不是同性恋
As long as you don't mind me praying for a cure. 只要你不管我祷告就行了
Maria. Maria, what can I say about you Maria Maria 我跟你还能说点什么
that hasn't already been said by people who ought to have more respect? 其他年纪大的人没说过的呢
But I will give you a tip. 友情提醒一下
Right now in Boots Chemists, skincare products, 3 for 2. 现在Boots护肤品 买2送1
Get a fuckin' trolley. 快去搞一推车
Grandad, you have a home here for as long as you live. 爷爷 你活多久就能在这待多久
Ah! 啊
Can I stay for Christmas? 我可以在这过圣诞吗
No. Fuck off. 不行 滚
Cathy. Cathy Brown. Cathy Cathy Brown
Cathy, I hope you don't take this as an insult, Cathy 说句话你别不爱听
but in you I see myself four, five years ago. 但是从你身上我看到了四五年前我的样子
In you I see that exuberance of youth that I had. 在你身上 我看到了我年轻时候的模样
I had it, love. Oh God, yes I remember 真的 孩子 噢老天 我记得
those long summer days sitting on the canal bank... 那些悠长的夏日午后坐在岸边
Sucking a Fisherman's Friend. 口含渔夫之宝
Winnie sitting there with her mini skirt keeping the flies off the sandwiches. Winnie穿迷你裙坐着 赶走三明治上的苍蝇
Cat... Cat
Cathy, in you l see myself, Cathy 从你身上我看到了自己
in you l see all the dreams l had for me. 看到了我曾有什么梦想
Go out and live them 去外面的世界吧
and remember darling out there somewhere is somebody 某处总会有人
who will love you forever. 会爱你一辈子
That's me your talking about, Mrs Brown. Me! 你说的就是我啊 布朗夫人 我
Out fuckin' there! 在外面
Well, that's it except to say thank you for my best birthday yet! 好吧 就是这样 顺便谢谢你来我最好的生日会
Ah cheers! 干杯
Oh no, sorry wait. There is one more thing. 哦不 等等 还有一件事
Winnie. Winnie
Winnie, if Jacko had his operation in the morning how much would it cost? Winnie Jacko早上做手术要多少钱
Oh Jaysus, Agnes, a lot more than l could afford. 噢 老天 Agnes 我根本付不起
-Well tonight could be your lucky night. -Why? -那今晚你就走运了 -为什么
Dermot's found out the result of the raffle. Dermot知道抽奖结果了
Oh gosh! 噢老天
l have. 我中奖了
Yes, you fuckin' have. 是啊 你中奖了
Mr Ballyfermot and Bluebell Brass and Reed Band. 贝利佛蒙特先生和蓝风铃乐器和芦苇乐队
Now, don't keep us in suspense. Call out the result. 别把我们晾在这啊 赶紧宣布了
Oh yeah, the raffle. 噢 抽奖
Yes, the in the cooker beside the, the in there raffle. 是的 抽奖箱在炉子那里
-The result is... -Hang on a minute, Dermot, -结果是 -等等 Dermot
let me get me tickets out. 我来把票拿出来
Right, fire away, Dermo. 好 念吧 Dermo
The winner of the 5,000 Euro first prize... 5000欧元一等奖得主是
ls Winnie McGoogan. Winnie McGoogan
-Congratulations! -Well done, Winnie. -恭喜 -干得漂亮 Winnie
Tough shit. 狠婆子
Let me give you a tip son. 给你点建议 儿子
You've a much better chance if you tear off the stubs and put them in. 如果你把存根都撕了丢进去你机会可能更大
So Winnie, it all worked out the way it's supposed to. 所以Winnie 一切都会按预定方向走的
-Yeah. -Now you're in the money... -是啊 -现在你是在钱
-Yes. -You can buy us all a drink. -是 -你可以请我们喝酒了
-l will. -Let's get down to Foleys -请请请 -走 去Foleys吧
and get this feckin' party started... 派对搞起来
Aye! 好
# The runaway train came over the hill... # 逃亡列车翻山越岭
# She blew... She blew... # 长鸣 长鸣
# The runaway train came over the hill... # 逃亡列车翻山越岭
# She blew... She blew... # 长鸣 长鸣
# The runaway train came over the hill # 逃亡列车翻山越岭
# And from what we heard she's blowing still # 我们听着汽笛悠扬
# And she blew, blew, blew # 长鸣 长鸣
# Here we go # 再来一遍
# The fire man said he... # # 锅炉工说他 #
Hold on. l forgot me cigarettes. 等下 我忘拿烟了
Go on... l'll follow yis down... 你们先走 我等下跟上
# The fireman said he rang the bell and she blew... # 锅炉工说 他打了铃 列车就长鸣
What are you two still doing here? 你们还在这干嘛
Oh now, yous have no money? 是没钱吗
Go on l'll lend you 20 quid. 去吧 我借你们20
No, Mammy, we're ok for money. 不 妈妈 我们钱够
-Are you sure? -Yeah. -确定 -是
-Lend us 20 quid will you? -Yeah, okay. -那借我20 -可以可以
Look, can we talk to you for a minute? 嘿我能和你谈谈吗
Sure, what's wrong? 怎么了
You know we were talking about putting Spartacus in a home. 我们在考虑把Spartacus送进宠物医院
Yes. 是
Look, children. 听着 孩子们
Dogs get old quicker than we do 狗比我们老得快
and they can't talk. 还不说人话
They can't tell you if they're unhappy or in pain 它们不能告诉你它们的心情或痛苦
all they can do is sit there wag their tail, 它们只能坐着摇尾巴
lick their willies 自己舔屁屁
And l know it's hard... 我知道这很难
The time comes when you have to transcend 当你不得不抛弃
personal feelings, 个人情感时
and do what's best for the dog. 对狗最好的做法
Do you know? And Spartacus is lucky, 你知道吗 Spartacus很幸运
going into a nice home with people who'll look after her 它会在宠物医院受到照顾 过得很好
and there's room to run around. She'll be fine. 活动空间也很大 她会好起来的
No, Mammy, we can't put her in a home. 不 妈妈 我们不能把她送进宠物医院
Why not? 为什么
Dermot. Dermot
-Ma. -What love? -妈 -怎么了
The vet said Spartacus was too sick to put her in a home. 兽医说她已经病得太严重了
ls it 'cause she's Catholic? 因为她信天主教吗
What? 什么
Look, if the vet says that, we just get another feckin' vet. 什么鬼兽医那样说 去找另一个兽医啊
No, Ma. 不 妈
We had to have her put down. 我们不得不把她放地下去了
Jesus Christ, Dermot. 老天 Dermot
The woman was only doing her fucking job. 那个女人只是做了她的工作
Where the fuck are we going to hide a dead vet? 我们要去哪给一个死兽医藏尸
Look at the trouble we had with the insurance man. 看看我们和卖保险的有什么过节
l'm talking about the dog, Ma. 我在说狗 妈妈
l know you are son. 我知道你说的是狗
l was trying to make light of it. 我只是想不那么难过
Fifteen years we have Spartacus. 我们养Spartacus有15年了
Fifteen years. 15年
l remember the day your father brought her home. 我记得你爸当年带她回来
She was just a puppy. 她还只是条小奶狗
He was drunk. 他喝醉了
l came through that door to give him a piece of my mind, 我从那扇门出来 想教训他一顿
and he just stood there with that feckin' silly grin on his face, 他就站在那 很蠢地邪恶一笑
and this little hairy thing in his hand. 手里捧着一个毛茸茸的小东西
And the fuckin' dog running all around the place. 然后这臭东西就在家到处跑
That first night we made...we made a little, a little bed for the dog. 那晚 我们给狗狗做了一个小小的床
We used a shoe box and some cotton wool 我们在鞋盒里垫了一些棉花和羊毛
and l think a Fairy Liquid box, and, eh... 我觉得一个Fairy洗洁精的盒子
We had a scissors but it was a plastic one and glue and papier mache... 我们有剪刀 但它是只是用纸浆糊黏起来的塑料盒子
lt's a thing we saw on Blue Peter. 那是我们在儿童节目上看来的
And we were going to bed 我们要上床睡觉了
and we put the dog into the lampshade for the night. 就把狗狗放进灯罩里过夜
She cried all night, she just feckin' cried. 她一晚上都在叫 老在叫
l came down a couple of times but she just feckin' cried. 我下来了好几次 她就是叫个不停
l tried to feed her but no, she just bit me on the nipple. 我试着喂她 但她只是咬我的奶子
So when? 什么时候
When did you leave our beloved pet into the killing fields? 你们什么时候送我的宝贝狗归西的
lt was this morning, Mammy. 今天早上 妈妈
-Today? -Yeah. -今天 -是的
Today? 今天
Happy birthday Mammy we killed your fuckin' dog. 生日快乐妈妈 我们杀了你的狗
Don't get me anything for fuckin' Christmas. 圣诞节别再给我整什么惊喜了
How did they do it? Drive by was it? 他们怎么杀的 碾过去的吗
lt was an injection, Mammy. 是注射 妈妈
Lethal? 致命的
Well, yeah. 是的
That's that, then... 这样啊
What's done is done... 木已成舟
Que sera sera... 顺其自然
Hasta la vista... 后会有期
Or as they say in Russia... 或者俄语
Toughskie shitskie. 难受斯基 该死斯基
lt is what it is. 就这样吧
lt's nobody's fault. 没人有错
-No. -Murderer. -不 -凶手
l'm sorry that... don't know where that came from. 我很抱歉 我不知道从哪来的
lt slipped out. l'm sorry. 它划出去了 抱歉
-Don't be like that, Mammy. -No, no, no, it's not, murderer. -别那样 妈妈 -不不不 杀人凶手
Mammy! 妈妈
Lookit, Mammy we did what was best for Spartacus. 看妈妈 我们都是为了Spartacus好
Yeah! 是呢
She just sat there didn't she, going kill me, kill me. 她就坐在那里 受 来杀我啊 杀我
lt doesn't matter l don't care. lt doesn't matter. 没关系 我不在乎 没关系
-Seriously. -Whatever! -认真的 -随便了
Mammy, c'mon. 妈妈 拜托
Ah, Mammy stop being like that. lt was hard for us, too. 啊 妈妈 别这样 我们也很难做
What? 什么
Please, c'mon let's buy you that drink. 拜托 就让我们请你喝一杯吧
Very dramatic... 真是戏多
You go on l'll follow yis up... 你们走吧 我等下来
l want to get me cigarettes. l forgot. 我要拿烟 我忘了
Go on, l'll follow you up. Get me a drink... 去啊 我等会跟上 给我来一杯
Not... Dermot not you, son. 不 Dermot 你不能走
Dermot. Dermot
Dermot... Dermot
Mammy is sad. 妈妈很伤心
Do you know what would cheer me up? 你知道什么能让我开心吗
You and me, we do Riverdance! 我们来跳大河之舞
Fuck, no way! 想都别想
# Happy birthday to me # # 祝我生日快乐 #
What a surprise. 真是惊喜
They frightened the shite out of me. 他们真是吓傻我了
What did l... Oh, me cigarettes that's right. 我要干什么来着 噢对 烟
Where are they? Ah, look at them. 它们在哪 看看啊
lf they had a mouth they'd bite me. 如果它们有嘴 肯定要咬我
l might throw that out. 我可能要把那个丢出去
Yeah. 是啊
Go easy for fuck's sake... Go easy. 少抽点 少抽点
Get down off the chair. 从椅子上下来
Good luck, Spartacus. 安息 Spartacus
Thank you, please sit down... 谢谢 请坐
Both of you. 你们俩都是
You'll see signs around the theatre that says 你们看到剧院都贴了标语
no flash photography, and no cameras... 禁开闪光灯 禁止摄像
Fuckin' ignore those. 无视它们就好了
lf you have a phone or a camera, flash away. 如果你有手机或相机 就照吧
We love being photographed. 我们喜欢照相
Actually if you get them ready 如果你们准备好了
we'll turn one of the cameras around and we'll do a Robbie Williams thing... 我们会把其中一个相机转过去 做个罗比·威廉姆斯的招牌自拍
So get them ready, we'll do them all together. 所以准备好 我们会
Get your phone out, get them ready, 掏出你的手机 准备好
put them on flash... 调好闪光灯
We'll do a three, two, one, not yet now. 我们倒数三 二 一 不是现在
-Are we ready? -Yeah. -准备好了吗 -好了
Okay, when l say three, two, one... 好 当我说 三 二 一
Three, two, one... 三 二 一
Hey, some of you are taking fuckin' three and four. 嘿 你们有些人照了三四张
This show could not be done without this magnificent cast. 没有我们了不起的演员班子 就不会有今晚这一出剧
What you saw tonight l wrote, 你今晚看到的我所写的
and we all performed especially for you... 我们所有人都为你们特别出演
Good night and God bless. 晚安 上帝保佑