真是太棒了 This is awesome.
真不敢相信这一刻终于到了 I can't believe this moment's finally here.
再开一英里 我的小家伙就开够20万英里了 One more mile and my little boy turns 200,000.
你的小宝宝费埃罗已经开成老大爷费埃罗了 Your baby Fiero's grown into a really old man Fiero.
而且就像老人一样 And just like an old man,
他流口水 发臭 he leaks fluid, smells stale,
还发出奇怪的屁声 makes weird noises out the back.
是啊 他就是这样 Yeah, he does.
嘿 快把贮物箱里面的雪茄点上 Hey, light up those cigars in the glove compartment.
那可是正宗的古巴货 我去年在唐人街搞到的 They're real Cubans. I got 'em in Chinatown last year
就为了这一刻 just for this moment.
呃 马修 我不是说你肯定被人宰了 Uh, Marshall, I'm not saying you were definitely ripped off,
但是这些不过是包着纸巾的筷子 but these are chopsticks wrapped in napkins.
-你说什么呢 -小心 有坑 -What are you talking about? -Whoa, pothole.
什么 别 别啊 What? No. Oh. No.
别这样 No, no, no.
别 只剩0.8英里了 加油啊 伙计 No, there's only 0.8 miles to go. Come on, buddy.
兄弟啊 Buddy!
现在还点这些拉风吗 Is it cool if I still light these?
老爸 老妈 浪漫史 第二季 第十七集 S02E17 Arriverderci, Fiero
翻译: 文妹 三井aLLen ijoshiee engine 校对:Mr.Gao 阿狸 压制: 加菲猪 统筹+后期: Roy ABBY
HIMYM字幕组 典藏版 倾情奉献
孩子们 有时候生活 Kids, sometimes life
迫使我们变成自己不喜欢的样子 forces us to be someone we didn't want to be.
每当这时 我们常常会试着保留一点小小的自我 When that happens, we often try to hold on to a little piece of who we were.
也许是一枚纹身 Maybe a tattoo.
或者一件小首饰 Or a piece of jewelry.
一件很小的纪念品提醒着我们 "这才是真正的我" A tiny souvenir that reminds us, "This is who I really am."
马修的纪念品并不小 Marshall's souvenir was not so tiny,
但是他越是发觉 but the more he found
自己不断被推向企业界 himself being pushed toward the corporate world
并且离自己拯救自然的梦想越来越远 and away from his dream of saving the environment,
他就越是珍惜他那台费埃罗 the tighter he held on to that Fiero.
嘿 Hey.
好消息是 我们不用参加今天的折纸聚会了 One good thing: we're off the hook for the folding party today.
嘿 这对莉莉和我来说都很重要 Hey. It's very important to both Lily and me
要把亲手折的纸鹤逐个装饰在我们婚礼上的每个... that there be a handmade origami crane in each of our wedding's...
我已经说不下去了 谢天谢地 I couldn't even get through it. Thank God.
嘿 你的车会修好的 Hey, your car's going to be fine.
这是附近最好的汽车修理店 This is the best auto shop around.
看看这个证书 Look at this certificate.
有一个修车技工 One of the mechanics here
吃完了一个64盎司的牛排 finished a 64-ounce steak.
惊喜吧 Surprise.
让你俩错过超级有趣的折纸聚会 We felt bad that you guys were missing
我们觉得很过意不去 所以... the supper-fun origami folding party, so...
我们决定把它搬到这里来 we suggested moving it here.
我们坚持要这样 We insisted.
太好了 Terrific.
费埃罗怎么样了 How's the Fiero?
她还在接受检查呢 She's still in triage.
她 我还以为那是你的儿子呢 She? I thought it was your little boy.
它时男时女 它是辆会变性的车 Oh, it goes back and forth. It's sort of a tranny car.
你开她多久了 或者是他 How long have you had her... slash him?
我16岁的时候我哥哥们交给我的 My brothers handed it down to me when I was 16.
他们真好啊 Oh, how nice of them.
也不尽然 Not really.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
费埃罗是你的了 The Fiero is yours.
只要你能通过终极考验 If you pass the final test.
怎么这样 Come on!
我已经把我的腿毛刮光了 还吞了一共5美元的25美分硬币 I already shaved my legs and swallowed five dollars in quarters.
只拉出来4.50美元 Only $4.50 has come out.
你只要到威纳汉堡汽车餐厅那里 Just go to the Weinerburger drive-thru
帮我们买12杯咖啡就行了 and get us 12 cups of coffee.
-就这样吗 -就这样 -That's it? -Oh, yeah.
但是我们可以决定你穿什么去 But we get to decide what you wear.
同意 太同意了 Agreed. Totally agreed.
你没穿衣服啊 You're naked.
我知道 I'm aware of that.
你有50美分吗 You have 50 cents?
没有... No...
劳驾能不能快点把我的咖啡给我 Look, can I just have my coffee, please?
对不起 我们这里没有托架和盖子 Sorry, we're all out of trays and lids.
两个高大的家伙几分钟前 Two tall guys just came through
跑过来把它们全都买走了 here a few minutes ago and bought 'em all.
这就是马修愚蠢的 And that is the origin of Marshall's insane
"费埃罗内不准放食物及饮料 杂货也不行"规定的来源 "No food or drinks in the Fiero, not even groceries" Rule.
这规定一点也不蠢 It is not insane.
巴尼 你好像已经连着三次折坏了 Barney. That's like the third one in a row that you've screwed up.
我在努力 只是... Well, I'm trying, but it's...
听着 沿中线对折两次 Look. You fold twice to the middle,
正反同样的叠法 拉出尾部 fold back and forth, pull the ends out,
翻过来 打开翅膀 把边折进去 flip over, open the flaps, fold the edges,
然后把头部折起来 再对折一下 crease the front, fold in half,
把翅膀向下折 推到底角 fold the wings down, push in the bottom corners,
再把翅膀拉开 and fold the wings back out.
难道要我幼儿园里的孩子示范给你看吗 Or would you like one of my kindergartners to show you?
等等 等等 我想我知道怎么弄了 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, I think I've got it.
不对 No.
算了吧 纸很贵的 你被开除了 Forget it, the paper's too expensive. You're out.
怎么能这样 Aw, nerts.
食品规定就是很蠢 我们差点因此而丧命 The food rule is insane. We could have died because of it.
-还记得10万英里惨痛事件吗 -费埃罗熄火事件 -Remember the 100K fiasco? -Ah, the Fiero-asco.
老兄 我跟你说过食品规定不好 10万英里惨痛事件啊 Dude, I told you that doesn't work. It's the 100K fiasco.
-什么是10万英里惨痛事件 -是说费埃罗熄火事件 -What's the 100K fiasco? -The Fiero-asco?
那是在我们大一寒假之前 It was just before winter break our freshman year of college.
马修和我是室友 Marshall and I were roommates,
但那时我们并不算太好的朋友 but we weren't really good friends yet.
我认为泰德有点自命不凡 I thought Ted was a little bit pretentious.
而马修就是个懒鬼 And Marshall was a total slob.
嘿 Hey.
放假后我要把我的费埃罗开回家 I'm driving my Fiero back over break.
我知道我们俩都看够了对方 I know we see enough of each other as it is,
不过如果你想搭个顺风车的话 我正好需要点油钱 but if you want a ride, I could use the gas money.
你住在俄亥俄州 对吧 我可以绕点路把你送回去 You live in Ohio, right? I could swing through and pick you up.
行了 首先 我父母住在俄亥俄州 All right, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.
我活在当下 I live in the moment.
而且 我和凯伦自从感恩节再也没有见面 Plus, Karen and I haven't seen each other since Thanksgiving.
为了维持这场异地恋 我们都投入了很多 所以... We're both really invested in making this long-distance thing work, so...
好吧 如果你改主意了 跟我说一声 All right, well, call me if you change your mind.
我的车快要冲击10万英里了 My odometer's going to hit 100K.
如果我提前走的话 她会很失望的 She'd be so bummed if I left early.
双方都有责任 It was totally mutual.
我是说 是凯伦先挑起的 但我 I mean, Karen brought it up first, but I...
双方都有错 it was... it was totally mutual.
我理解你 I hear you.
你和莉莉怎么样了 是认真的吗 So what's up with you and Lily? Anything serious?
怎么会 Yeah.
哥们 我们才大一 Dude, we're college freshmen.
我可不会被钓到的第一个妹子拴住 I'm not going to get tied down by the first chick I hook up with.
莉莉是不错 但我这只鸟是不会被拴住的 Lily's cool, but this bird you'll never chain, you know?
接下来的几小时车程是经典公路旅行 The next few hours of our drive were classic road trip.
I'm Gonna Be(500 Miles) by the Proclaimers
这首歌 So... this song.
这是世界上最好听的歌了 Oh, it's the best song in the world.
我唯一喜欢的歌 It's the only song I like.
开玩笑啦 Just kidding.
磁带被卡在播放机里面大约两年了 Tape's been stuck in the player for, like, two years.
反正总比什么也没有强 Better than nothing, though.
也许吧 Maybe.
我真的已经听恶心了 I am so... sick... of this song.
别担心 一会儿感觉就回来了 Don't worry. It comes around again.
什么意思 What do you mean?
就去做那个走了一千英里 Just to be the man who walks 1,000 miles
然后在你的门前倒下的人 and falls down at your door...
对 我们完全搞定了结尾 Yeah, we totally nailed the ending.
这是我们合得最好的一次了 That was probably our best one.
嘿 你想玩"狗来了"的游戏吗 Hey, you want to play Zitch Dog?
-什么 -是一个车上玩的游戏 -What? -Uh, it's a car game.
每次你看到一只狗 Every time you see a dog,
你得在别人之前说出"狗来了" you got to be the first one to say, "Zitch dog."
-我玩的很好 所以 -狗来了 -I'm pretty good, so... -Zitch dog.
噢 好吧 我不知道我们已经开始了 但是 Well, no, I didn't know we had... we'd started, but...
没关系 你得到第一分 Okay, that's cool. You got the first point.
-狗来了 -狗来了 可恶 -Zitch dog. -Zitch dog. Damn it!
我们还继续玩吗 因为我真的不太... Are we still playing? 'Cause I wasn't... I wasn't really...
十二比零 12-nothing.
马修 Marshall.
-马修 -狗来了 在蓝色越野车里 -Marshall. -Zitch dog, blue Suburban.
可恶 Damn it!
十八比零 18-nothing.
然后马修 因为忙于在"狗来了"游戏中耍赖 Then Marshall, who was so busy cheating at Zitch Dog,
导致我们迷了路 got us totally lost.
我们现在到底是在哪 Where the hell are we?!
喔 喔 喔 打住 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
我觉得你跳过了一些事吧 I think you skipped something.
真的吗 听起来不可能啊 Really? Seems impossible.
嘿 我们还有些时间 Hey, we got some time.
你说我们下高速公路 What do you say we get off the highway,
去走那些很少有人走的路怎么样 take the road less traveled, you know?
像罗伯特•弗罗斯特一样 Robert Frost.
20世纪美国诗人 在诗歌形式上另辟蹊径
听起来不是个好主意 Doesn't seem like a smart idea.
太迟了 Too late.
我从这个出口下高速 I'm taking this exit.
现在是谁不够幽默呢 凯伦 Who's not fun enough now, Karen?
然后我们迷路了 Then we got lost.
我们现在到底是在哪 Where the hell are we?!
-我要靠边停了 -别 继续开啊 -I'm pulling over. -No, keep driving.
我们快没油了 We're almost out of gas,
而且我们可能都不在马路上了 and we might not even be on a road anymore.
外面零下好几度 如果我们靠边停的话 It's below zero out. If we pull over,
我们会被雪困上几天了 we could be snowed in for days.
而且 我只有大概 Plus, I only have, like,
六个燕麦卷和三瓶水 six granola bars and three bottles of water.
-我把它们扔出去了 -什么 -Nah, I threw them out. -What?!
费埃罗上严禁食物和饮料 No food or drink in the Fiero.
费埃罗上严禁食物和饮... No food or drink in the F...?
你上次洗床单还是在... You haven't washed your sheets since...
就这样开始了我们生命中最长的夜晚 Thus began the longest night of our lives.
我的脚已经冻僵了 Pretty sure that my foot is frozen solid.
马修 Marshall...
这下很有可能 there's a very real chance
我们要被雪困上几天了 that we're gonna be snowed in here for days.
如果我先死了 为了活下去你可以随便把我怎么样 If I die first, do whatever you need to survive.
吃我的肉 Eat my flesh.
把我像星球大战里的巨兽一样剖开 随便怎样 Slice me open like a tauntaun, whatever.
谢谢你 泰德 Thanks, Ted.
你真是个好朋友 You're a good friend.
如果我先死了 你别碰我的尸体 And if I die first, you just leave my body alone.
什么 What?
我刚说你可以把我剥了然后爬到我身体里 I just said you could cut me open and crawl inside me.
是啊 别对我做那种事 太恶心了 Yeah, don't do any of that stuff to me, it skeeves me out.
但是 如果你死了 如果我不这么做我也得死啊 But... but you're dead, and I'm gonna die if I don't.
这对我来说也是个艰难的决定 Wasn't an easy decision.
都是因为你那愚蠢的禁止食物的规定 This is all because of your insane no-food rule.
这绝对是正确的 It's perfectly rational.
嘿 我的眼镜 Hey! My spectacles!
嘿 Hey.
我知道我们快没油了 I know we're low on gas,
但是能开一小会儿暖气吗 but can we turn on the heat for just a minute?
好吧 Okay.
哥们 Dude...
我不想这么说 I hate to say this...
但是真的太冷了 but it's so cold...
只有一个方法我们能熬过今晚 there's only one way that we're gonna make it through this night.
-我们本应该继续开车 -别这样 马修 -We should've kept driving. -Come on, Marshall.
不 不 我们说不定现在已经挂了 No. No. We might die now.
我可能再也见不到莉莉了 I may never see Lily again.
我从没跟别人说过这个 但是 I never told anybody this, but...
我一直知道我要和这个女孩结婚 I've known for a long time that I'm gonna marry that girl.
如果我们活下来了 我一定会娶她 If we survive this, someday I'm gonna marry her.
对于你的眼镜 我很抱歉 I'm sorry about your spectacles.
没关系 That's okay.
它就是个装饰 They were decorative.
嘿 马修 Hey, Marshall.
干嘛 Yeah?
你还在想莉莉吗 Are you still thinking about Lily?
是 Yeah.
求你别想了 Please stop.
马修和我以为我们 And so Marshall and I thought we
就要死在一个荒无人烟的地方 were gonna die out there in the middle of nowhere.
不过有趣的事发生了 But funny thing...
嘿 小情侣 你们最好还是接着开车吧 Hey. You lovers better just keep on driving.
-狗来了 -该死 -Zitch dog! -Damn it!
你那么早就说你要娶我了吗 You said you were gonna marry me that long ago?
真是太贴心了 That is so sweet.
我和马修就是在这次旅行中成为最好的朋友的 That trip is when Marshall and I became best friends.
听着像那种有特殊关系的啊 With privileges, from the sound of it.
艾瑞克森 Eriksen.
哇哦 Wow.
看起来他真的需要一个拥抱 Looks like he really needs a hug.
泰德 Ted.
他说让它再次上路至少要花3000刀 He said it would be at least 3,000 bucks to make it run again.
而且还不能保证成功 And even then, there's no guarantee.
也是 这车年头也不短了 Well, it's a pretty old car.
是啊 你可以延长它的寿命 Yeah. You can keep prolonging its life,
但是再怎样它也就是个机器啊 but it's really mostly machine at this point.
我知道这是一笔不小的数目 I know that it's a lot of money,
可它是我的费埃罗 你明白吗 but it's my Fiero, you know?
我就要毕业了 然后找个公司做法律工作 I'm about to graduate and take some sellout corporate law job,
离了我的费埃罗 我就跟其他穿着西装的人一样了 and without that Fiero, I'm just another guy in a suit.
-你怎么能... -嘿 -How dare you... -Hey.
我在那辆车里经历了太多 I've been through so much in that car.
自杀的猫 The suicidal cat.
搭便车的沃尔多 Hitchhiking Waldo.
打破窗户进来的流浪汉 The homeless guy who broke in through the window
吐得后座上到处都是 and threw up all over the backseat.
莉莉 别 Lily, don't.
挺住 别让我进退两难 Be strong. Do not go all "Prisoner's dilemma" On me.
这车已经临终了 罗宾 我得问心无愧才行 The car's on its deathbed, Robin. I have to clear my conscience.
伙计们 你们说什么呢 Guys, what are you talking about?
好吧 在我们遇到罗宾的不久之后 Okay. Shortly after we met Robin,
我和她对一家餐馆的泰国菜吃上瘾了 she and I were jonesing for Thai food from this one place.
送餐要一个半小时 我们等不了那么久 An hour and a half delivery. We can't wait that long.
我真希望我们能开费埃罗去 I wish we could take the Fiero,
可马修有个不许吃东西的神经病规定 but Marshall has this insane no-food rule.
可那是泰国菜啊 莉莉 But Thai food, Lily.
辣炒面条 Pad Yum Mao.
椰汁鸡汤 Tom Kai Gah.
泰丝兰 Thai See Ran.
以上为罗宾随口说的词 不一定是真实菜名
噢 你就随便说了几个音节 Oh! You're just saying random syllables,
听起来还是好好吃 and it still sounds delicious.
好吧 我们这样做 Okay. Here's what we'll do.
我们开过去 取餐 包两层袋子 We'll drive over, pick it up, have them double-bag it,
非常小心 开着窗户把它开回来 very carefully drive it back here with the windows open,
他永远也不会知道啦 and he'll never know.
哇哦 这刹车还真灵敏 Wow, these brakes are really sensitive.
哦 马修肯定要杀了我 Oh, Marshall is gonna kill me!
这件事 还有"影响"和"引响" 的区别 This and the difference between "Affect" And "Effect"
是他唯一认真的两件事 Are the only two things he's really serious about.
-莉莉 会没事的 -不 不会的 -Lily, it's gonna be fine. -No, it's not.
马修肯定要怒了 天哪 天哪 我们怎么办 Marshall's gonna freak. Oh, God, oh, God. What are we gonna do?
-天哪 哦 -闭嘴 -Oh, God, oh...! -Shut up!
现在 听我说 时间在流逝 Now, listen to me. The clock is ticking.
首先 我们把 Okay, first thing, we scoop
这些豆腐和圆白菜的小碎片都舀起来 up all these little pieces of tofu and cabbage.
下一步 我们要处理真正不堪的部分 Next, what we need to take care of are the really messy parts--
积成的水池 我们得把它吸干 the pools that have collected. We got to soak that soup up.
最后就是气味问题 我们得盖住椰汁鸡汤的味道 Last is the smell. We got to cover up that Tom Kah Gai.
你说有雪茄 You mentioned cigars.
在杂物箱里有两只 但是他一直保留着它们 There's two in the glove compartment, but he's been saving them.
把筷子给我 Hand me those chopsticks.
嘿 来点音乐怎么样 Hey, how about some tunes?
哦 这歌不错 Oh, great song.
这雪茄一点忙都帮不上 These cigars aren't helping at all.
是啊 这个主意太糟了 Yeah. This was a terrible idea.
现在闻着像一个流浪汉吐在这里了 Now it just smells like a homeless guy threw up in here.
窗户就这么碎的吗 The broken windows?
我们得把它弄得逼真一点啊 We had to make it look realistic.
你们打破两扇窗干什么 Why did you break two of them?
她砸的时候我觉得挺好玩的 就想试试 It looked like fun when she did it. So I wanted to try.
真不敢相信是你们俩弄的 Can't believe this whole time it was you guys.
我一直怪罪那个皮肤黝黑 穿舞蹈紧身衣的人呢 I've been blaming really tanned dancing leotard guy.
马修 我太抱歉了 但是一起保守这个秘密 Marshall, I'm so sorry, but sharing that secret--
正是我和罗宾成了最好的朋友的原因 that's when Robin and I became best friends.
哇哦 这车真特别 Wow. What a special car.
那我可以把它粉碎了吗 So, can I crush it into a little cube yet?
我不知道 我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
拜托 马修 Come on, Marshall.
这可是你的费埃罗 This is your Fiero.
你知道该做什么 You know the right thing to do here.
哇哦 巴尼 你为什么这么喜欢这辆车 Wow, Barney, why do you love that car so much?
喜欢它 Love it?
等下 Hold on a second.
喜欢它 Love it?
我讨厌它 I hate it!
什么 为什么 What? Why?
为什么 你还问为什么 Why? Why?
为什么 Why?!
-你说为什么 -我来给你讲吧 -Why?! -Let me tell it.
去年交通大罢工的时候 It was last year during the transit strike.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
呃 马修在吗 Uh, is Marshall around?
我在皇后区半个小时后有个按摩 需要人载我一下 I have a massage in Queens in half an hour. I need a ride.
呃 他整天都泡在图书馆呢 你就自己拿钥匙去吧 Uh, no, he's at the library all day. Just take the keys.
嘿 你带我过去怎么样 Hey! Why don't you drive me?
就像个公路旅行一样 It'll be like a total road trip.
到皇后区 To Queens?
是啊 我们可以买点牛肉干 小饼干 Yeah, we'll get, we'll get beef jerky, Triscuits.
呃 实际上我还有好多事要做呢 Uh, actually I have a lot of work to do, so.
好吧 算了 那我取消好了 Okay. Well, anyway, I'll cancel.
-过会儿见 -等等 -See you later. -Wait!
你会开车的 对吧 You know how to drive, right?
什么 我当然会啊 我可喜欢开车了 What, of course I know how to drive. I love driving.
上路 Hitting the road.
进车道 Cruising the lanes.
还有刹车 And braking.
按喇叭啊 我的最爱 Honking. Love it.
除了那些女司机们 Except for lady drivers.
这些马路杀手笑料百出 Don't get me started on lady drivers.
-油门在哪边 -这是陷阱题 -Which pedal's the gas? -Trick question.
-这不是 -这就是 -No, it's not. -Yes, it is.
-不是 -中间 左边 右边 -No, it's not. -Middle, left, right?
我没学过车了啦 I never learned how to drive!
我在城里长大 从来没有机会学 I grew up in the city. I never had a chance.
那太好了 Well, guess what?
你的机会来了 我来教你 You're getting your chance. Because I'm going to teach you.
巴尼•斯丁森 系上安全带 Barney Stinson, buckle up.
这不人道 This isn't right.
这种能扭断脖子的速度天理难容 God never meant for us to travel at such breakneck speeds.
放松 你做的很好 Relax. You're doing great.
无视那个开挂的老太 不用跟她比 Ignore the old lady on the rascal; this isn't a race.
老兄 前方出现一条狗 Dude, a dog.
狗来了 终于 没什么 Zitch dogs, this. Or nothing.
我要怎么做 告诉我 泰德 What do I do? Tell me what to do, Ted.
按这速度大概二十分钟之后踩刹车 Step on the brakes. Sometime in the next 20 minutes.
哪个 哪个是刹车来着 Which? Which one's the break again?
-左边那个 -左边 天啊 哪个左边 -The left one. -Left. Oh, man, left.
-我现在大脑一片空白 -把你的手做成L型 -I'm totally blanking. -Make the Ls with your hands.
噢 我们要撞了 Oh, we're not going to make it.
你干嘛把音响打开 Why did you just turn on the radio?
我也不知道我为什么开音响 I don't know why I turned on the radio!
我们要死了 快告诉我怎么做 泰德 We're going to die. Tell me what to do, Ted.
放松 你吓神经了 Relax. You're being crazy.
-帮我 泰德 我是认真的 -先关掉音响 -Help me, Ted! I'm being serious. -Stop Drop and Roll.
尖叫无敌 尖叫无敌 Screaming is fun! Screaming is fun!
我动不了了 I can't move.
我没... 没知觉了 I can't... I can't feel my...
等一下 Wait.
我们没事 We're okay.
-我们没事 -没事啊 -We're okay. -We're okay.
奇迹啊 泰德 It's a miracle, Ted!
哇哦 听起来你们出大车祸了 Wow. Sounds like you had some accident in that car.
事实上 他出了两次车祸如果算上他... Actually, he had two accidents if you add the fact that he...
哈米那哈米那哈米那哈米那 ummina-hummina-hummina-hummina.
那死亡陷阱本想将我带走 I shouldn't even be here, thanks to that deathtrap.
命运女神 却让我浴火重生 But fate... fate gave me a second chance.
让我重新领悟 And helped me realize that
人生苦短不可虚度 our days on this planet are too few to squander.
从那一刻起我决定 So I decided from that moment on
继续将人生活到极致 to continue living life to its fullest.
所以你所做的改变命运的决定 So you made a life-changing
就是对自己的人生不做任何改变 decision to not change your life at all.
真实的故事 True story.
朋友们 Guys.
这台费埃罗对我们所有人都很重要 This Fiero's meant a lot to all of us.
它见证了我们的友情 Friendships were made.
我们的冒险故事 我们的惊险人生 Adventures had. Horrors faced.
这也是我们必须摆脱它的原因 That's why we have to get rid of it.
-耶 -什么 -Yes! -What?
它度过了美妙的一生 应该体面地离开 It's lived a great life and it deserves to die with dignity.
但20万英里... But 200,000...
这就是人生 知道吗 But that's life. You know?
生活永远不如人意 You never end up where you thought you wanted to be.
我并不在为了环境而努力 I'm not helping the environment.
泰德没有成为哲学家 Ted's not a philosopher.
莉莉也没有成为著名的艺术家 Lily's not not a world-famous artist.
巴尼开车也从未超过每小时十英里 Barney's never driven more than ten miles an hour.
我确信罗宾也有经历人生低谷 Robin, I'm sure, has also experienced disappointment in her life.
也许 Maybe?
而我的费埃罗最终也没有跑完二十万英里 And my Fiero's not a Fiero that went 200,000 miles.
其实无所谓啦 It's okay. You know?
这些是我们曾经的梦想 Those are old dreams.
我们会买辆新车 再用新的美好回忆填满它 We'll get a new car and we'll fill that one up with new memories.
那辆车将见证我们的婚礼 And that'll be the car we had when we were first married.
我们拥有第一套的房子 When we owned our first house.
也许更是我们的四个孩子看见的第一辆车 Maybe even the first car our four kids remember.
太温馨了 That's so sweet.
我们的两个孩子看到的第一辆车 The first car our two kids remember.
我想该和它告别了 I would like to say good-bye.
嘿 听着 You know what?
这辆费埃罗 它引响了我们所有人 This Fiero, it's effected all our lives.
-影响 -我就是这么说的 -Affected. -That's what I said.
就是确认一下 Just making sure.
这车在我们心中很有分量 Got us all a lot of places.
就当我们还它一个人情 I mean maybe it's time we return the favor.
这辆费埃罗应该完成它20万英里的壮举 This Fiero should have made it to 200,000.
所以 让我们把它推出大门 So, let's get it out that door.
推它走完最后0.7英里 And we'll push it the last 0.7 miles.
换做是它也会为我们这样做的 It'd do the same for us.
嘿 天才们 Hey, geniuses.
后轮被固定了 这车哪儿也去不了 The back wheels are on blocks. That car ain't going anywhere.
-反正差不多到了 -差不多到了 -Close enough! -Close enough!
于是马修和他的费埃罗挥手道别 And so Marshall said good-bye to his Fiero.
而费埃罗对我们最后的馈赠 And as the car's final gift to us all,
回收它所换来的钱 the money he got for scrap
为我们接下来在酒吧的两夜买了单 parts paid our bar tab for the next two nights.
再见 费埃罗 Arrivederci, Fiero!
意大利语的再见
你就是车中的活雷锋 You were the freaking giving tree of cars.
愿你安息 May you rust in peace.
烂在地狱吧 魔鬼座驾 Rot in hell, devil steed.
这样好的朋友无人能敌 And what better friend is there than that?
老哥 听过这首新歌吗 Bro. Have you heard this new song?
我刚拿到磁带 I just got the cassingle.
快听听 Put it in.
这歌我永远也听不腻 I am never going to get sick of this song.
永远 永远 永远 永远 永远不会 Never, ever, never, never, ever.
耶 Yeah!
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