——嗯? - Huh?
——哦。 - Oh.
——嗨,伙计们。 - Hi, guys.
我马上回来。 I'll be right back.
——嗯? - Huh?
——帮助! - Help!
在这里! Over here!
-我马上就来，女士。 - Be right with you, lady.
——谢谢,巴里。 - Thanks, Barry.
再次谢谢你帮我。 Thanks for helping me out again.
-没关系，恰克 - That's all right, Chuck.
这就是朋友的作用。 That's what sidekicks are for.
但无论我在哪里，无论我在做什么你只要开口就行了，恰克。 But wherever I am, whatever I'm doing all you got to do is ask, Chuck.
-没问题，恰奇，老伙计。 - Sure thing, Chuckie-poo, old pal.
随便什么时候，老伙计。 Any old time, old buddy.
——是的! - Yeah!
巴里·沃里，你这个怪人。 Barry warry, you geek.
-真是个白痴。 - What a dork.
你为什么不放过他? Why don't you just leave him alone?
-好了，同学们，安静下来。 - All right, class, settle down.
这就够了。 That's enough.
让它发生吧，巴里。 Let it happen, Barry.
放松。 Relax.
你不必与之抗争。 You don't have to fight it.
周五上课，第七章。 Class time Friday, chapter seven.
——嘿,巴里? - Hey, Barry?
你想让我等吗? Do you want me to wait after?
我能。 I can.
-不，不，今晚不行，劳伦 - No, no, not tonight, Lauren.
我爸爸的到来。 My dad's coming.
——好的。 - Okay.
——再见,劳伦。 - Bye, Lauren.
——再见。 - Bye.
-你这次去哪了? - Where were you this time?
-呃，日本，我想。 - Uh, Japan, I think.
——嗯。 - Uh-huh.
你应该上我的历史课的。 You were supposed to be in my history class.
-是的，我知道。 - Yeah, I know.
我不知道为什么会这样。 I don't know why it happens.
-巴里，你得理解。 - Barry, you've got to understand.
梦想总有实现的时间和地点。 There's a time and a place for dreams.
它不是在教室里。 It's not in a classroom.
-是的。 - Yeah.
是的,我知道。 Yeah, I know.
-你爸爸来接你的时候，我和他需要再谈一次。 - When your dad comes to pick you up, he and I need to have a talk again.
-我和他谈过白日梦的事。 - I've had talks with him about the daydreams.
他，他只是从来都不是身体上的孩子。 He's, uh, he's just never been a physical kid.
这没什么不对的。 There's nothing wrong with that.
爱因斯坦，甘地，格什温，这些人没什么问题。 Einstein, uh, Ghandi, Gershwin, there's nothing wrong with these people.
我儿子有哮喘。 My son has asthma.
他创造了一个可以成为运动员明星，四分卫的世界。 He's made up this world where he can be the star athlete, the quarterback.
他可以。-查克·诺里斯? He can be, uh- - Chuck Norris?
-是的。 - Yeah.
是的。 Yeah.
他说他们是朋友，一起做事。 He says they're sidekicks, that they do things together.
我不知道。 I don't know.
-你试过吗? - You ever tried?
——什么? - What?
-做他的助手? - Being his sidekick?
-我觉得我跟恰克没机会了。 - I don't think I have a chance against Chuck.
我花了很多时间在工作上。 I put in a lot of hours at work.
巴里总是一个人看他的视频，他的空手道游戏-我们都加班，Gabrewski先生。 Barry's alone too much with his videos, his karate games- - We all put in extra hours, Mr. Gabrewski.
我问的不是这个 That's not what I asked you.
-我和我儿子关系好吗? - Am I close with my son?
是的。 Yeah.
我们经历了一段艰难的时光，那本该让我们更亲近，但是。-你得帮他改变他的优先顺序。 We went through some hard times, and, uh, that should have brought us closer, but, uh- - You have to help him change his priorities.
也许你太。 Maybe yours too.
-巴里。 - Barry.
巴里!——什么? Barry! - What?
-控制一下。 - Get a grip.
你怎么了? What's the matter with you?
-哦，没什么。 - Oh, oh, nothing.
——空间的情况。 - Space case.
来吧，我们走。 Come on, let's go.
很晚了，我们走吧。 It's late, let's go.
——再见,巴里。 - Bye, Barry.
明天见。 See you tomorrow.
-好的，谢谢，陈小姐。 - Yes, thank you, Miss Chan.
-谢谢你抽出时间。 - Thank you for your time.
-你忘了什么吗? - Did you forget something?
——嗯? - Hmm?
哦。 Oh.
是的,谢谢你。 Yeah, thank you.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
我们会见到这位斯通大师，帮你报名参加空手道。 We'll see this Master Stone and sign you up for karate.
什么?——什么都没有,什么都没有。 What? - Nothing, nothing.
——一个! - One!
两个! Two!
三! Three!
四个! Four!
抓住顶端! Snap at the top!
快点，快点! Come on, come on!
两个! Two!
拉伸它! Stretch it!
三! Three!
-我去告诉他我们来了。 - I'm just going to tell him we're here.
——速度。 - With speed.
——对不起。 - Excuse me.
原谅我。 Pardon me.
哦,对不起。 Uh, excuse me.
——四个! - Four!
让我们在顶上猛敲一下! Let's snap at the top!
突然它! Snap it!
嘿! Hey!
你! You!
——我吗? - Me?
——是的! - Yeah!
你! You!
我们在垫子上不穿鞋，先生。 We don't wear shoes on the mat here, mister.
——对不起。 - Sorry.
双节。 Double knots.
袜子吗? Socks too?
-嘿，嘿，嘿! - Hey, hey, hey!
不要碰。 Don't touch that.
你想学空手道吗? So, you want to learn karate, huh?
-是的。 - Yeah.
——“嗯? - "Yeah?
是吗?” Yeah?"
你是说，是的，先生，对吧，孩子? You mean, yes, sir, don't you, son?
-哦,是的。 - Oh, yeah.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
-你父亲告诉我，你满脑子想的都是这门艺术，这门手艺，我花了很多年才学会的。 - Your father here tells me all you think about is this, uh, art, this craft, that has taken me years, years, to master.
你能喘得安静点吗，孩子? Could you wheeze a little quieter, kid?
我在说话呢。 I'm trying to talk, here.
-对不起，斯通先生。 - Excuse me, Mr. Stone.
我儿子有个条件-你一定很厉害才能赢这些比赛。 My son has a condition- - You must be pretty good to win all this stuff.
-我不喜欢吹牛-我打赌你几乎和查克·诺里斯一样好 - Well, I don't like to brag or anything- - I bet you're almost as good as Chuck Norris.
——查克·诺理斯? - Chuck Norris?
查克·诺理斯? Chuck Norris?
他不再参加比赛了，孩子，其中一个原因，其中一个主要原因就是我! He doesn't compete anymore, kid, and one of the reasons, one of the main reasons he doesn't is me!
-好吧-他不比赛是因为我会揍他 - Okay, let's, uh- - He doesn't compete because I would kick his ass.
-走吧，儿子。 - Let's go, son.
来吧。 Come on.
-踢他的屁股! - Kick his ass!
-第一次骗到你了。 - Got you the first time.
这还不是全部。 This isn't all there is.
-你知道吗，孩子，这是你今天说的第一句聪明的话，“这不是全部。” - You know, kid, that's the first smart thing you've said all day, "This isn't all there is."
这是最好的。 It's just the best.
-你知道，空手道是一项纪律、克制和风格的运动，一项能建立尊重的运动。 - You know, karate is a sport of discipline and restraint and style, one that builds respect.
-你也相信复活节兔子吗，孩子? - You believe in the Easter bunny too, kid?
查克·诺理斯! Chuck Norris!
把火药! Bring the gunpowder!
现在我来教训教训你! Now I teach you lesson!
——帮助! - Help!
——嘘。 - Hush.
我现在就把你炸飞。 I blow you up now.
拜托! Please!
啊。——帮助! Ah. - Help!
的帮助! Help!
——哦。 - Uh-oh.
-该睡觉了。 - Time for bed.
-爸-你看起来好像已经睡着了 - Uh, dad- - You looked like you were already asleep.
你在看那东西吗? Were you watching that thing?
-是的。 - Yeah.
是啊，算是吧。 Yeah, I was, kind of.
哦,爸爸? Uh, dad?
——什么? - What?
-你有没有卷入过什么事? - Did you ever, uh, become involved with something?
-很晚了。 Uh- - It's late.
你得好好睡八小时。 You got to get your eight hours.
什么? What?
——什么都没有。 - Nothing.
——什么? - What?
——忘记它。 - Forget it.
——什么? - What?
——陈小姐! - Miss Chan!
陈小姐，好，好。 Miss Chan, well, well.
好久不见。 Long time no see.
El Rusho Supremo是什么? What's El Rusho Supremo?
我们最后一次谈话你叔叔要来镇上。 The last time we spoke your uncle was coming to town.
他来过这里吗? Did he ever get here?
——是的,今天。 - Yes, today.
尤金，我要迟到了。 Please, Eugene, I'm late.
-他需要工作吗? - Does he need a job?
恕我直言，我在镇上也不是没有影响力。 If I may say so, I'm not without influence in this town.
-我是他的担保人，梅普斯先生 - I'm his sponsor, Mr. Mapes.
他有工作。 He has a job.
他将在我家的餐厅工作。 He's going to be working in my family's restaurant.
-但那太老套了。 - But that's so stereotypical.
就像在洗衣店工作一样。 It's like working in a laundry.
——嗯。 - Uh-huh.
信不信由你，我们也这么做过。 Believe it or not, we've done that too.
失陪了，我约会要迟到了。 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my date.
——日期吗? - Date?
哦，我的嫉妒扬起了它丑陋的绿色脑袋。 Oh, my jealousy rears its ugly green head.
谁是那个幸运的家伙? Who's the lucky fellow?
-一个约会，尤金，我的一个学生。 - An appointment date, Eugene, one of my students.
-和淘气鬼闹别扭了? - Trouble with one of the urchins?
也许我能帮上忙。 Perhaps I can be of assistance.
-巴里Gabrewski。 - Barry Gabrewski.
但他。-他什么? Oh, but he's, uh- - He's what?
-嗯，他又慢又受伤-没希望了，没希望了 - Uh, well, he's, slow and, uh, impaired- Hopeless, hopeless.
这孩子没救了。 The kid is hopeless.
-他是个梦想家，梅普斯先生。从历史上看，梦想家的记录都很不错。 - He's a dreamer, Mr. Mapes and historically, dreamers have a pretty good track record.
-巴里。 - Barry.
巴里! Barry!
我能问一下，这是怎么回事吗? And what, may I ask, was all that about?
-哦，我在练查理马。 - Oh, I, I was working out a Charley horse.
是啊，我只是在想办法。 Yeah, I was, uh, just working it out.
-嗯，我们以后再谈。 - Uh-huh, we'll talk about it later.
我想让你和你爸爸见一个人。 Now, there's someone I want you and your dad to meet.
如果他喜欢你，也许他会教你武术。 If he likes you maybe he'll be the one to teach you martial arts.
-没人喜欢我。 - Nobody likes me.
他为什么? Why would he?
-我不知道 - Well, I don't know.
也许是因为他有点像你。 Maybe because he's a little bit like you.
-我能帮你吗? - May I help you?
-你可以帮助这里的每个人。 - You can help everybody in this place.
叫那个中国佬把雪茄浇灭。 Tell that chink to douse that cigar.
这是公共区域。 This is a public area.
他不应该在这里抽烟。 He's not supposed to be smoking that in here.
-是的，你当然是对的。 - Yes, of course you are right.
既然我们如此相似，你能告诉我你指的是哪个中国佬吗? Since we are all so similar, would you mind telling me which particular chink you are referring to?
-你前面的老头，查理。 - The geezer in front of you, Charlie.
——对不起。 - Excuse me.
牌子上写着——来吧，来吧。 Sign says- - Come on, come on.
-它在哪里? - Where, uh, where is it?
-顺便说一下，我不叫查理。 - By the way, my name is not Charlie.
——嗯? - Huh?
嗯。 Hmm.
烟。 Smoke.
吸烟。 Smoking.
我抽烟吗? I'm smoking?
我吸烟! I'm smoking!
把这东西从我身上拿开。 Get this thing off me.
这是我最喜欢的夹克! This is my favorite jacket!
你在干什么? What are you doing?
——这是什么? - What's this?
-我们就是这样教孩子使用筷子的。 - That's how we teach children to use chopsticks.
——好的。 - Okay.
我明白了。 I get the point.
看，如果他们身上有点，你可以直接刺进去。 See, if they had points on them you could just stab it.
它没有发生。 It's not happening.
我想给你叔叔留个好印象。 I wanted to impress your uncle.
-你注意到我叔叔吃到一半就不吃了吗? - Did you notice my uncle stopped using his halfway through the meal?
——他吗? - He did?
-他真的喜欢你。 - He really likes you.
他对你在计算机方面的工作印象深刻。 He's very impressed with your work with computers.
你的程序快完成了吗? Are you almost finished with your program?
-你怎么知道? - How did you know?
——你的儿子。 - Your son.
——哦。 - Oh.
-他跟我说了很多你的事。 - He's told me a lot about you.
-他没怎么跟我说过你。 - He hasn't told me much about you.
你呢? What about you?
我父亲建造了这家餐厅。 Well, my father built this restaurant.
他先来的。 He came here first.
八年后，他把我母亲叫来。 Eight years later he sent for my mother.
-那么你是在这附近长大的? - So you grew up around here then?
——是的。 - Yes.
他们一起在这里工作。 They worked here together.
后来我父亲死了。 Then my father died.
我母亲自己经营了一段时间，但两年前，他又把她叫来了。 My mother ran the place herself for a while, but then, two years ago, he sent for her again.
现在这是他们留给我的唯一东西了。 Now it's all I have left of them.
-你叔叔呢? - And your uncle?
-亲爱的叔叔，一个诗人和魔术师，老师和哲学家。 - Dear uncle, a poet and a charmer, teacher and philosopher.
-这是第九次了。 - That is the ninth time.
-是啊，对不起。 - Yeah, I'm sorry.
我还没有准备好。 I wasn't ready.
-这就是这次演习的全部意义。 - That is the entire point of this exercise.
你必须随时准备好。 You must always be ready.
而你，你想成为一名武术家。 And you, you want to be a martial artist.
你的战斗名称是什么? And what would be your fighting name?
嗯，豹子巴里。 Hmm, Barry the Leopard.
不，不，不。 No, no, no, no.
不完全正确。 Not quite right.
老虎巴里，凭着勇气和本能战斗。 Uh, Barry the Tiger, who fights with courage and relies on instinct.
不。 No.
不会做的事。 That won't do.
嗯。 Hmm.
我有它。 I have it.
我懂了。 I've got it.
——什么? - What?
它是什么? What is it?
——饺子先生。 - Mr. Dumpling.
邓普林先生以最具欺骗性的方式打架用自己的脸砸对手的拳头。 Mr. Dumpling, who fights in a most deceptive manner by smashing the fists of his opponents with his own face.
-嗯，李先生 - Uh, Mr. Lee.
-饺子先生从不攻击，因为他无法生存，因为他从来没有准备好。 - Mr. Dumpling never attacks because he does not survive to attack, because he is never ready.
-好吧，我明白了，李先生。 - Okay, I get the point, Mr. Lee.
-那好吧。 - All right, then.
很简单。 It's very simple.
我会帮你了解你想知道的。 I will help you learn what you want to know.
但一旦你不想学了，我就不教了。 But once you stop wanting to learn, I will stop teaching.
-李先生，我不想停止学习。 - Mr. Lee, I don't want to stop learning.
-哦，永远不要打断你的老师。 - Oh, never interrupt your teacher.
例如，这是一个小偷。 This, for example is a thief.
你不能向小偷妥协，除非你愿意出卖自己。 You cannot compromise with a thief unless you wish to give something of yourself away.
这看起来令人困惑吗? Does that appear confusing?
——是的。 - Yes.
——好。 - Good.
生活是很令人困惑的。 Life is very confusing.
这就是你的第一课。 And that is your first lesson.
-我娶了我第一个约会的女孩。 - I married the first girl I took out.
-她离开多久了? - How long has she been gone?
-她十年前就去世了 - She passed away almost 10 years ago.
你确定巴瑞和你叔叔在一起没问题吗? You sure Barry is going to be okay with your uncle?
-噢，我叔叔会守规矩的。 - Oh, my uncle will behave himself.
如果他不同意，我就打断他的胳膊。 If he doesn't, I'll break his arm.
更多的茶吗? More tea?
-是的。 - Yeah.
你的学校离你家有多远? - How far is your school from your house?
-大概五到十分钟 - About, uh, five, 10 minutes.
-不是多久 - Not how long.
多远?——哦。 How far? - Oh.
两英里。 Two miles.
-你怎么去那儿? - How do you get there?
-我爸爸早上送我去，下午再来接我，或者搭我的车。 - My dad drops me off in the morning picks me up in the afternoon or I get a ride.
-从现在起，你要步行去学校，也就是到下星期。 - From now on, you will walk to school, that is until next week.
然后你就跑。 Then you will run.
我们来看看这是小偷还是拐杖。 We will see if that is a thief or a crutch.
——是吗? - Yes?
-这里有个问题。 - There's a problem out here.
-那个小女孩在哪里? - Where's that little gal, grub?
Grub，就是这个名字，对吧? Grub, that is the name, ain't it?
-是加布，盖布瑞斯基。 - It's gab, Gabrewski.
遗传算法、遗传算法、Ga…… Ga, ga, ga...
这是个有趣的名字。 It's a funny name.
-这名字真有趣。 - It is a funny name.
吃东西好多了，不是吗，孩子们? Grub's better, ain't it, boys?
对不对? Right, guys?
- Grub, Grub, Grub, Grub ! - Grub, grub, grub, grub!
你叫什么，你叫什么名字? What's your, what's your name?
——汉克。 - Hank.
是亨利的简称。 It's short for Henry.
-哦,是的。 - Oh, yeah.
我有个叔叔叫亨利。 I had an uncle named Henry one time.
——是吗? - Yeah?
我想我不认识他。 I don't think I knew him.
-让我来对付他们 - Let me deal with them.
-你在干什么? - What are you doing?
——准备。 - Preparing.
-我们要为你做一件特别的事。 - We're going to do something really special for you.
我们要重新装修这个地方。 We're going to remodel this place.
——是的,老板。 - Yeah, boss.
-我们把那边的墙建在这里。 - We'll take that wall over there and put it here.
那堵墙在后面。 That wall will be back over here.
我想厨房应该在最前面。 And I think the kitchen will be all the way in the front.
——前面? - The front?
-我们要做的第一件事就是从这里开始。 - First thing we're going to do is we're going to start right here.
-看看这家伙。 - Look at this guy.
——哇! - Whoa!
那个男孩喝醉了。 That boy's drunk.
那是一个喝醉了的中国人。 That's a drunken Chinaman.
-谁点馄饨? - Who order wonton?
——噢! - Ow!
你愚蠢的白痴! You dumb idiot!
你这个，啊! You son of a, ah!
——对不起,对不起。 - Sorry, sorry.
-热，热，热! - Hot, hot, hot!
——水! - Water!
-什么，你疯了吗? - What, are you crazy?
-你没事吧? - You all right?
——嗯。 - Uh-huh.
——噢! - Ow!
你在我手上! You're on my hand!
放开我的手! Get off my hand!
——哦! - Oh!
——啊! - Ah!
-这两位先生只看到了我的外表。 - These gentlemen only saw what I appeared to be.
第二课，相信事实，而不是你想的。 Lesson number two, believe what is, not what you think.
记得吗，明天你要走路去学校? Remember, tomorrow you walk to school, huh?
-那孩子沿街走了。 - The kid moved down the street.
警惕，时刻警惕，永远怀疑，就像丛林中的恰克。 Alert, constant vigilance, eternal suspicion, like Chuck in the jungle.
小心敌人。 Beware the enemy.
这孩子逃过了抓捕，更糟的是，但坏人仍然逍遥法外，在某个地方。 The kid evaded capture or worse, this time, but the bad guys are still out there, somewhere.
-快点，你上学要迟到了。 - Come on, you'll be late for school.
-巴里? - Barry?
你还好吗? Are you okay?
——哦,是的。 - Uh, yeah.
你好,劳伦。 Hi, Lauren.
——怎么了? - What's wrong?
你的爸爸在哪里? Where's your dad?
-哦，我想我今天要走路。 - Oh, I thought I'd, uh, I'd walk today.
——哦。 - Oh.
哇，这是很好的锻炼。 Gee, that's great exercise.
-是的。 - Yeah.
-你最好快点，因为还有十分钟就要上课了。 - Well, you better hurry 'cause class starts in ten minutes.
——好的。 - Okay.
-巴里，你确定不搭车吗? - Barry, are you sure you don't want a ride?
-不，没关系。 - no, that's okay.
我想让我的心率再高一点。 I want to get my heart rate up a little higher.
-哦,好的。 - Oh, okay.
再见。 Bye.
我们走吧,妈妈。 Let's go, mom.
-现在，我们已经读了几部莎翁的重要戏剧，这些美妙的文字将会伴随你的一生。 - Now, we've read several of the bard's important plays and these wondrous words should stay with you from now through the end of your days.
Cellini先生吗? Mr. Cellini?
——是吗? - Yeah?
-“是的”才是正确的回答，切利尼先生。 - "Yes," is the proper response, Mr. Cellini.
——好的。 - Okay.
-也许，切利尼先生，我们应该测试一下你的记忆能力。 - Perhaps, Mr. Cellini, we should test your retention skills.
这句话从何而来? From whence does this quote come?
“对自己要真诚。” "To thine own self be true."
-波洛尼厄斯，梅普斯先生，选自《哈姆雷特》 - Polonius, Mr. Mapes, from "Hamlet."
-没错，劳伦。 - That is correct, Lauren.
我们再试一次，切利尼先生? Let's try again, Mr. Cellini, shall we?
“唉,可怜的约里克! "Alas, poor yorick!
我认识他……” I knew him..."
好吗? Well?
-《圣经》里的，对吧? - Uh, it's from the Bible, isn't it?
-一本你一定非常熟悉的书。 - A book with which, I am sure you are thoroughly familiar.
不，切利尼先生，这不是圣经。 No, Mr. Cellini, it's not the Bible.
是的，Gabrewski先生，什么事? Yes, Mr. Gabrewski, what is it?
-对，是《哈姆雷特》 - Uh, yeah, it's uh, "Hamlet."
安静吧，我的心! - Be still my heart!
是的,这是正确的。 Yes, that's correct.
小心,Cellini先生。 Careful, Mr. Cellini.
你在班级哑铃上的竞争正在迅速减少。 Your competition for class dumbbell is rapidly diminishing.
现在, Now-
-你最好小心点，变态。 - Better watch where you're going, creep.
当你不注意时，事故就会发生。 Accidents happen when you don't pay attention.
-让我起来。 - Let me up.
-但如果我让你起来，你可能会伤害我。 - But if I let you up you might hurt me.
我不想让你伤害我。 And I don't want you to hurt me.
你很幸运，斯通大师没有找你帮忙，因为我在那门课上，我每天都要这么做。 It's lucky for you Master Stone didn't take you on 'cause I'm in that class and I'd be doing this every day.
哦，看看这个。 Oh, look at this.
你的朋友恰奇现在在哪，弱智? So where's your friend Chuckie now, retard?
对了，劳伦不喜欢你。 Oh, by the way, Lauren doesn't like you.
她怜悯你。 She pities you.
——有。 - There.
呼出。 Breathe out.
-好吧，你做得很好。 - Okay, you're doing good.
好吧，我们重新开始。 All right, let's start again.
好吧,放松。 All right, relax.
呼出。 Breathe out.
弯曲你的膝盖。 Bend your knees.
在呼吸。 Breathe in.
-快走，笨蛋，快走! - Move it, lard ass, move it!
34 hup。 34, hup.
35 hup。 35, hup.
36 hup。 36, hup.
37 hup。 37, hup.
38 hup。 38, hup.
39 hup。 39, hup.
40 hup。 40, hup.
受够了吗? Had enough?
41 hup,42 - 41, hup, 42-
-那是独狼。 - That's lone wolf.
-还有小狼。 - And little wolf too.
-好吧，好吧。 - Well, well, well.
这不是两只大恶狼吗。 If it isn't the two big, bad wolves.
你要什么? - What will you have?
——牛奶。 - Milk.
-来点饼干怎么样? - Hey, how about some cookies?
-酒保，也给我弄点牛奶。 - Bartender, make mine milk too.
——当然,管理员。 - Sure, Ranger.
——嘿,你! - Hey, you!
给我拿杯喝的。 Get me a drink.
更好的是，亲我一下。 Hey, better yet, give me a kiss.
-放开我! - Let go of me!
放开我! Let go of me!
-别烦她。 - Leave her alone.
-好吧，我们开始吧。 - All right, let's do it.
我可以带你去，小狼。 I can take you, little wolf.
只有你和我。 Just you and me.
-如果你错了，那就大错特错了。 - If you're wrong, you're dead wrong.
——哦,哦。 - Oh, ooh.
-那是徒劳的。 - That was for nothing.
那是有原因的。 That was for something.
-小心，巴里。 - Watch it, Barry.
——醒来! - Wake up!
这是体育课，小子，不是午睡时间。 This is gym class, sonny boy, not nap time.
你怎么敢在我的课上睡着! How dare you fall asleep in my class!
起来,男孩! Get up, boy!
-对不起，霍恩先生。 - Sorry, Mr. Horn.
-哦，我猜你肯定很难过，但你一定会后悔的。 - Oh, I'll bet you are but not as sorry as you're going to be.
我一直在想，孩子。 I've been thinking, son.
离你上次体检已经有一段时间了。 It's been a while since your last physical evaluation.
给你，女士。 There you are, lady.
开始攀爬。 Start climbing.
-走吧，巴里·沃里。 - Let's go, Barry warry.
爬上绳子。 Get up that rope.
-别这样，加布瑞斯基，你是男人还是马文烤面包? - Come on, Gabrewski, what are you, a man, or Marvin milk-toast?
继续下去,女士。 Keep going, lady.
想都别想。 Don't even think about quitting.
-你可以的，巴里! - You can do it, Barry!
-巴里! - Barry!
嘿,巴里! Hey, Barry!
我和你赛跑，看谁先到山顶。 I'll race you to the top.
-我，我不能 - I, I can't.
-你当然可以。 - Sure you can.
把你的腿绕在绳子上，然后用脚抓住它。 Just wrap your leg around the rope and hold it with your foot.
——我不能。 - I can't.
-巴里，我讨厌这个词。 - Barry, I hate that word.
-他在跟谁说话? - Who is he talking to?
嘿，你在上面。 Hey, you up there.
你又打瞌睡了? You nod off again?
走了! Get going!
-别听他们的。 - Don't listen to them.
听我的。 Listen to me.
把你的腿绕在绳子上。 Wrap your leg around the rope.
就是这样。 That's it.
现在用你的脚抓住它。 Now hold it with your foot.
——好的。 - Okay.
-现在所有的重量都在你的腿上。 - Now all the weight's in your legs.
胳膊放松一点。 Relax your arms a little.
看到了吗? See?
重量在你的腿上。 Weight's in your legs.
那就这样吧。 There you go.
好了，现在，拉! All right, now, pull!
就是这样，用你的腿。 That's it, use your legs.
就是这样。 That's it.
好。 Good.
那就这样吧。 There you go.
拉,是的。 Pull, yeah.
-拜托，巴里。 - Come on, Barry.
你可以的。 You can do it.
——拉,巴里。 - Pull, Barry.
你做得很好，巴里。 Yeah, you're doing great, Barry.
交给你了，巴里。 It's all yours, Barry.
一直往上爬。 All the way to the top.
-我会的。 - Well, I'll be.
-好吧，巴里! - All right, Barry!
-去洗澡! - Hit the showers!
-霍恩先生今天可真刻薄。 - Mr. Horn was sure mean today.
我觉得你应该告诉你爸爸。 I think you ought to tell your daddy.
——我的爸爸? - My daddy?
不，我觉得他帮不上什么忙。 No, I don't think he would be much help.
——为什么不呢? - Why not?
我爸会用绳子绑住他，开枪打死他，塞住他，然后骑上他。 My daddy would rope him, shoot him, stuff him, and mount him.
——什么? - What?
-他总是这么说。 - That's what he always says.
-那是因为他是德州人 - That's 'cause he's a Texan.
我爸爸是匹兹堡的电脑程序员。 My dad's a computer programmer from Pittsburgh.
让他生气，他只会把键盘打得更狠。 Make him mad, he just punches the keyboard harder.
-我要下车了。 - This is where I get off.
-劳伦。 - Oh, um, Lauren.
我，我，你知道，我真的很喜欢你。 I, uh, I, uh, you know, I really like you.
-我也喜欢你，巴里。 - I like you too, Barry.
——好了,好了。 - Okay, great.
如果我喜欢你，你也喜欢我，为什么我们不出去约会呢? Well, if I like you and you like me, why don't we go out?
——出去? - Go out?
-是的。 - Yeah.
-巴里，我喜欢你，但不是那种喜欢。 - Barry, I like you, but just not like that.
——什么? - What?
-我很担心你 - I worry about you.
其他人太小气了。 The others are so mean.
这让我觉得。-真替我难过。 It makes me feel so- - Sorry for me.
——没有。 - No.
-切利尼说得对。 - Yeah, Cellini was right.
你可怜我。 You pity me.
-我没有! - I do not!
我不! I don't!
-我懂了，好吗? - I get it, okay?
-巴里! - Barry!
请。 Please.
-我讨厌这玩意。 - I hate this crap.
我要打败这个东西。 I'm going to beat this thing.
我会打败你的! I will beat you!
-我要让你看看有多简单。 - I'm going to show you how easy it could be.
你只要告诉我我想知道的就行了。 All you have to do is tell me what I want to know.
-我什么都不会告诉你的。 - I won't tell you anything.
-尽量坚持下去，巴里。 - Hang on as long as you can, Barry.
你可以的。 You can do it.
只是挂在。 Just hang on.
——肮脏的猪。 - Filthy swine.
来吧，巴里·沃里。 Come on, Barry warry.
让自己轻松一点。 Make it easy on yourself.
-恰克，恰克，我不能呼吸了。 - Chuck, Chuck, I can't breathe.
-你在乎什么，笨蛋? - What do you care, twerp?
你说话的时候听起来就像风笛。 You sound like a bagpipe when you do anyway.
-等等，巴里。 - Hang on, Barry.
我们会逃出去的。 We'll get out of this.
——不! - Not!
我就把他的肺挤出来。 I'll just squeeze his lungs out.
-等等，巴里。 - Hang on, Barry.
——我不能。 - I can't.
——坚持! - Hang on!
巴里,巴里。 Barry, Barry.
-坚持住，孩子! - Hang on, son!
就这样,巴里。 That's it, Barry.
坚持住，孩子。 Hang in there, boy.
- Hingram医生请到外科重症监护室护士站。 - Dr. Hingram to the surgical ICU nurses station.
欣格拉姆医生，请到外科重症监护室护士站。 Dr. Hingram to the surgical ICU nurses station.
-他有定期打过敏针吗? - Has he been getting his allergy shots on a regular basis?
——是的。 - Yes.
-他最近在家里或学校有没有承受过什么特别的压力? - Has he been under any extraordinary stress lately at home or at school?
-我不这么认为。 - I don't think so.
他今天早上走路去上学，感觉很好。 He walked to school feeling fine this morning.
他看起来还好。 He seemed to be okay.
他会好起来吗? Is he going to be all right?
-他会没事的。 - He'll be fine.
也许他做这些事也不是坏事。 And it's probably not a bad idea he does these things.
基本上，他的肺没问题。 You know, basically, his lungs are okay.
我看了x光片。 I looked at the x-rays.
如果有的话，也没有什么疤痕。 There's very little scarring, if any.
——好。 - Good.
-说实话，我对这次袭击很惊讶，因为这里太潮湿了! -杰瑞! -诺琳，谢谢你的到来。 - Frankly, I'm surprised at this attack, what with the humidity- - Jerry- - Noreen, thanks for coming.
-巴里在哪里? - Where is Barry?
-李。-他没事吧? - Lee. - Is he all right?
——是的。 - Yes.
他在哪个房间? Which room is he in?
- 215。 - 215.
-很高兴你打电话给我。 - Glad you called me.
医生说他的X光片看起来很好。 - The doctor said his X rays are looking good.
诺玲，这位是米勒德医生。 Oh, Noreen, this is Dr. Millard.
陈女士是巴里的老师之一。 Ms. Chan is one of Barry's teachers.
-你好，很高兴认识你。 - Hi, nice to meet you.
——李先生吗? - Mr. Lee?
——是的。 - Yes.
我有东西要给你。 I have something for you.
我要把这个脱下来，就几分钟。 I will take this off, only for a few minutes.
这对你有帮助。 This will help you.
-太难闻了。 - That smells awful.
——是的。 - Yes.
所以我才知道什么时候好了。 That's how I know when it's ready.
这是一种古老的疗法含有我的一些秘密成分。 It is an old remedy with some of my secret ingredients.
吸入烟雾。 Breathe in the fumes.
深入。 Deeply.
好。 Good.
现在休息。 Now rest.
-开始烧着了 - It's, um, starting to burn.
它是什么? What is it?
-你必须呼吸。 - You must breathe.
热不会灼伤你。 The heat will not burn you.
它将帮助。 It will help.
放松。 Relax.
你可能太热心了。 You were perhaps overzealous.
你想得太远太快。 You tried to reach too far too fast.
我们再试一次，但慢一点。 We will try again, but slower.
但我相信你现在想学了。 But now I believe you want to learn.
晚安，饺子先生。 Good night, Mr. Dumpling.
让我们从几个简单的动作开始。 Let's start with a few simple movements.
低的块。 Low block.
高的块。 High block.
拳。 Punch.
踢。 Kick.
高的块。 High block.
拳。 Punch.
吸气四个步骤。 Inhale four steps.
呼出的四个步骤。 Exhale four steps.
吸气四个步骤。 Inhale four steps.
来吧,巴里。 Come on, Barry.
目的不是为了伤害别人。 The object is not to hurt somebody else.
是为了阻止他们伤害你。 It is to stop them from hurting you.
你必须尊重树木。 You must respect the wood.
它靠自己生存。 It lives on its own.
它有自己的精神。 It has its own spirit.
巴里,巴里。 Barry, Barry.
-是的，我知道。 - Yeah, I know.
我在那里。 I'm up there.
-向下吸气。 - Down and inhale.
五个 Five.
现在休息。 Now rest.
受够了吗? Had enough?
-是的。 - Yeah.
-再来一次，再来一次。 - Just one more, one more.
简单,容易。 Easy, easy.
好。 Good.
捡起来! Pick up!
-你感觉怎么样? - How do you feel?
-我感觉好极了。 - I never felt better.
-你一边跑一边撒谎。 - You lie as well as you run.
喝。 Drink that.
——这是什么? - What's this?
-安静，无礼的孩子。 - Be quiet, disrespectful boy.
你竟敢质疑我? You dare question me?
-你花了我六块钱赌金拉米酒。 - You took me for six bucks on gin rummy.
我像老鹰一样盯着你。 I'm watching you like a hawk.
-这样有助于呼吸。 - That will help with breathing.
现在喝。 Now drink.
-哦,上帝。 - Oh, God.
这是很糟糕的。 That's awful.
——愚蠢的男孩。 - Foolish boy.
你觉得魔法能赢得味觉测试吗? You think magic should win taste test?
那么就没有人喝百事可乐了。 Then nobody drink Pepsi-cola.
-百事可乐没什么好担心的。 - Pepsi has nothing to worry about.
-你现在回家。 - You go home now.
你让我头疼，而且你也没有钱赢了。 You give me headache, and besides, you have no more money to win.
给，一天四次，周日两次。 Here, take this four times a day, twice on Sunday.
——好的。 - Okay.
再见,想念陈。 Good-bye, miss Chan.
别跟这家伙玩牌，好吗? Don't play cards with this guy, okay?
-我已经学过了。 - Oh, I already learned that.
代我向你爸爸问好。 Say hi to your dad for me.
——好的。 - All right.
——魔法药水。 - Magic potion.
哦，这里面有什么? Oh, what's in this?
——别担心。 - Don't worry.
这不会杀了他。 It won't kill him.
-想象一下我的解脱。 - Imagine my relief.
-这是什么味道? - What the hell's that smell?
-我不知道 - I don't know.
-这附近一定有下水道堵塞。 - Must be a sewage backup around here.
不。 No.
上学不要迟到。 Don't be late for school.
-排成一列! - Form a line!
加布瑞斯基，你在这里做什么? Gabrewski, what are you doing here?
你跟其他孩子一起坐到长椅上。 Get your butt up there on the benches with the rest of the babies.
-我没事，霍恩先生 - I'm okay, Mr. Horn.
我今天要上这门课。 I'm gonna take the class today.
-你才不会呢，孩子。 - Like hell you will, boy.
你要是再进医院我的尾巴肯定会变成替身的。 You end up in the hospital again my tail will end up in the ringer, for sure.
-是的，但是-没有但是，除了你的，停在那里 - Yeah, but- - No buts, except yours, parked up there.
现在,行动起来! Now, get moving!
-是的，巴里·沃里，在你受伤之前。 - Yeah, Barry warry, before you get hurt.
-切利尼，我不记得问过你的意见! - Cellini, I don't remember asking for your opinion!
20圈! 20 laps!
好了，现在该见见我的好朋友俯卧撑先生了。 All right, now it's time to meet my good friend, Mr. Push-up.
甲板。 Hit the deck.
加布瑞斯基，你在干什么? Gabrewski, what are you doing?
我让你和其他孩子一起上去。 I told you to get up there with the rest of the babies.
我们没有一整天的时间。 We haven't got all day.
我们有工作要做。 We got work to do.
-我能做到。 - And I can do it.
听着，我会签个协议什么的，好吗? Look, I'll sign a release or something, okay?
-你会的，孩子。 - You'll do that, boy.
好了，各位，俯卧撑先生。 Okay, everybody, Mr. Push-up.
好了，我们走吧。 All right, let us go.
让你暖和起来。 25 to warm you up.
一个。 One.
加布瑞斯基，你要是敢朝我开枪，我发誓我会自杀然后追上你。 Gabrewski, you drop dead on me and I swear I will shoot myself and come on after you.
5、6。 Five, six.
-巴里，我有东西给你。 - Barry, I have something for you.
你每天要和这些人一起工作一小时。 You will work with these an hour each day.
如果你做错了，他们会刺你，但我会帮你让他们唱歌。 If you make a mistake, they will sting you, but I will help you make them sing.
-他们看起来很致命。 - They look deadly.
-没错，它们是武器，但你必须意识到你拥有的最强大的武器是自我控制。 - It is true, they are weapons, but you must realize that the greatest weapon you'll ever possess is self-control.
——哦! - Oh!
-那是用脑啊，巴里。 - That's using your head, Barry.
——这是美丽的。 - That's beautiful.
就像一场芭蕾。 It's like a ballet.
-学习需要很长时间。 - It takes a long time to learn.
多学科。 Much discipline.
来,巴里。 Come, Barry.
该跑了。 Time to run.
-让他努力工作，李。 - Work him hard, Lee.
——是的,先生。 - Yes, sir.
-回头见。 - See you later.
——再见。 - Bye-bye.
-我希望我能像你一样。 - I wish I could do what you do.
-当然可以。 - Sure, you can.
——我不能。 - I couldn't.
- - - - - -来吧。 - Come on.
——什么?- - - - - -来吧。 - What? - Come on.
-不不不 - No, no, no, no.
什么? What?
英尺。 - Feet together.
- - - - - -来吧。 - Come on.
我要伤害自己了。 I'm going to hurt myself.
好吧。 All right.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
好吧。 Okay.
明白了。 Got that.
我不能。 I can't.
你的动作很优雅。 You move so graceful.
-在这里举止优雅更重要。 - It's more important to be graceful here.
——小心。 - Heads up.
12个中的10个。 10 out of 12.
不坏。 Not bad.
——李先生吗?——嗯。 - Mr. Lee? - Mm-hmm.
你做过梦吗? Do you ever dream?
-哦,是的。 - Oh, yes.
没有，只是在晚上。 Not uh, just at night.
-你是说你醒着的时候还在做梦? - You mean dreaming when you're awake?
-我是说，这就像是我要去某个地方或者和他一起冒险-和他一起 - I mean, it's kind of like I'm off someplace or having an adventure with- - With him.
-是的。 - Yeah.
-梦是美好的。 - Dreams are good.
-即使你走在走廊上或坐在教室里? - Even when you're walking down a hallway or sitting in a classroom?
我喜欢他们，但是，呃，我是说，这种情况正常吗? I like 'em and all that, but uh, I mean, is it normal for that to happen?
-你必须学会控制它们。 - You must learn to control them.
当你学会控制它们时，你的梦就会少一些，但它们会更丰富。 When you learn to control them, you will have fewer dreams then, but they will be richer ones.
-这是应该的吗? - Is that the way it's supposed to be?
-梦中的世界是孩子生活的地方。 - The dream world is where the child lives.
如果这个世界不存在，变老并不意味着变聪明。 Growing older would not mean growing wiser if that world did not exist.
-你怎么知道这么多? - How did you learn so much?
——电视。 - Television.
总是期待意想不到的事情。 Always expect the unexpected.
——好的。 - Okay.
——停止。 - Stop.
你踢得更用力了。 You're kicking much harder.
现在我准备好了。 Now I'm ready.
吸气，呼气，吸气，呼气。 Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.
足够的现在。 Enough for now.
够了! Enough for now!
不太坏。 Not too bad.
现在,我们运行。 Now, we run.
-加油，加油，G-O! - Go, go, G-O!
红人队,走吧! Go, Redskins, go!
走,走,G-O ! Go, go, G-O!
红人队,走吧! Go, Redskins, go!
-嗨。 - Hey.
-我是巴里·沃里。 - Hey, it's Barry warry.
我不能呼吸。 I can't breathe.
-去你的，切利尼。 - Up yours, Cellini.
-噢。 - Oooh.
-巴里，巴里，我们似乎总是这样见面。 - Barry, Barry, we always seem to meet this way.
你对我说什么? What did you say to me?
-我说了这次不会那么容易。 - I said it's not going to be so easy this time.
-什么，你觉得你很坏吗? - What, do you think you're bad?
-别闹了，切利尼，好吗? - Just knock it off, Cellini, okay?
-你现在要做什么? - What are you gonna do now?
你想学空手道吗? So you want to learn karate, huh?
你就要免费上第一节课了。 You're about to get your first lesson for free.
-好了，我走了。 - All right, I'm out of here.
——嘿,巴里。 - Hey, Barry.
-这到底是怎么回事? - What in thunder is going on here?
切利尼，你疯了吗? Cellini, are you nuts?
你可以杀了他。 You could kill him.
-是他先开始的 - He was the one that started it.
-如果这是真的，孩子，你的脑子还不如铝电线杆上的啄木鸟。 - If that's true, kid, you've got less brains than a woodpecker on an aluminum telephone pole.
现在你们俩分手去洗澡吧。 Now you two break it up and hit the showers.
好了，表演结束了。 All right, show's over.
来吧，孩子们，别闹了。 Come on, you kids, break it up.
-还没完呢。 - It's not over by a long shot.
-巴里! - Barry!
不错,孩子。 Not bad, kid.
还不错。 Not bad at all.
-真不敢相信那是你。 - I can't believe that was you.
-是啊，但你不是唯一一个 - Yeah, well, you're not the only one.
-他是个讨厌鬼，是个恶霸。 - He's such a creep and a bully.
-是啊，他是个很全面的人。 - Yeah, he's just an all-around kind of guy.
-巴里，你这周末有什么安排? - Barry, what are you doing this weekend?
-我要去动物园。 - Um, I'm going to the zoo.
-我能和你一起去吗? - Can I come with you?
-是的。 - Yeah.
好的，当然，我很乐意。 Yeah, sure, I'd like that.
——太棒了。 - Great.
我们英语课再见，好吗? I'll see you in English, okay?
-加油，红人队，加油! - Go, Redskins, go!
-这泡泡糖里有更多的肉刀片。 - More flesh razor blades in this bubble gum.
这些硬糖里有更多的酸雨。 More acid rain in these jawbreakers.
是的! Yes!
在皮纳塔里放炸药。 Dynamite in the pinatas.
那个女孩在哪里? Where's that girl?
把那个女孩带来。 Bring me that girl.
啊,是的。 Ah, yes.
——是的,老板? - Yes, boss?
-有什么问题啊? - What is the problem, huh?
-她不肯说。 - She won't talk.
我以为她很聪明。 I thought she was smart.
-你知道该怎么做，那就去做吧。 - Well, you know what to do, so do it.
——我的荣幸。——不,不! - My pleasure. - No, no!
的帮助! Help!
-开始吧。 - Let's do it.
好吧，巴里，我去前面，你去后面。 All right, Barry I'll take the front, and you take the back.
你知道这个暗示。 You know the cue.
-一如既往，一切都乱套了。 - Same as always, all hell breaks loose.
关于他的什么? What about him?
——帮助我。 - Help me.
帮助我。 Help me.
-来吧，快走。 - Come on, get going.
我们现在就出发吧! Let's get going now!
——帮助我。 - Help me.
帮帮我，帮帮我。 Help me, help me.
帮助我。 Help me.
-那不是长钉吗? - Wasn't that spike?
-我不知道 - I don't know.
-我们的英雄。 - Well, our hero.
得到他! Get him!
哦，克隆英雄。 Oh, a hero clone.
毁灭它们! Destroy them both!
你错过了我。 You missed me.
抓住他们，抓住他们，抓住他们! Get them, get them, get them!
现在听我说。 Listen to me now.
抓住他们，抓住他们，抓住他们! Get them, get them, get them!
抓住他们，抓住他们，抓住他们，抓住他们。 Get them, get them, get 'em, get 'em, get 'em.
你不敢。 You wouldn't dare.
噢! Ooh!
——帮助! - Help!
-把我放下来。 - Get me down from here.
帮帮我! Help me!
帮助,飙升! Help, Spike!
钉在哪里? Where is spike?
你需要他的时候，他总是不在。 He's never around when you need him.
我就在这儿等他们走。 I'll just hang around up here till they leave.
我就在这儿等着。 I'll just hang around up here.
也许不是。 Maybe not.
——电子战。 - Ew.
——帮助! - Help!
——亲爱的。-巴里。 - Sweetheart. - Barry.
——嘿,巴里。 - Hey, Barry.
这是怎么呢 What's going on?
诺里在哪? Where's Noreen?
-嘿，这是我的梦想。 - Hey, this is my dream.
——我的英雄! - My hero!
——哦。 - Oh.
-嗨。 - Hi.
-给你，硬汉。 - Here, tough guy.
你想要真正的攻击我吗? You want a real shot at me?
如果你不胆小，机会就来了。 There's your chance, if you're not too chicken.
-空手道锦标赛? - A karate tournament?
——这是正确的。 - That's right.
这是一场公平的比赛。 It's a fair contest.
——公平吗? - Fair?
有那么一天就好了。 That will be the day.
-劳伦，我以前觉得你很聪明。 - Lauren, I used to think you were smart.
我是说，我不明白你为什么要和这个笨蛋混在一起你本可以有我这样的人。 I mean, I don't know why you hang around this bozo when you could have someone like me.
-别让我生病。 - Don't make me ill.
-好了，同学们，我们期待已久的一天终于到了，英国浪漫主义诗人。 - All right, class, the day we've all been waiting for is finally here, the English romantic poets.
现在，我们从珀西·比希·雪莱开始。 Now, we're going to start with Percy Bysshe Shelley.
-我们决定和你们一起参加这次团体赛。 - We have decided we will join you in this team competition.
-我应该感到高兴 - I should feel happy,
但我不是。 but I'm not.
——自然的反应。 - Natural reaction.
自然的怀疑。 Natural doubt.
-我还没准备好。 - I'm not ready.
——真的。 - True.
巴里，看那只乌龟。 Look at the tortoise, Barry.
乌龟非常笨拙，没有音乐，但它已经被说，我相信当一切都是正确的，当梦想成真，当不可能完成 The tortoise is very clumsy and not musical at all but it has been said, and I believe it when all things are right, when a dream becomes true, when the impossible is accomplished
躺在你身后，那天，乌龟会跳舞。 and lies behind you, on that day, the turtles will dance.
乌龟不会跳舞。 - Tortoises can't dance.
——啊哈。 - A-ha.
你只是认为他们不能。 You only think they can't.
如果你相信他们能，他们就会做到。 If you believe they can, they will.
-巴里，过来看看这个。 - Barry, come take a look at this.
-我说完了 - I rest my case.
等待我! Wait for me!
我的天啊。 My goodness.
你要加倍下注? You're doubling your bets?
如果我输了怎么办? What am I going to do if I lose?
我告诉你我要做什么。 I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
我要请你在我的餐厅吃饭。 I'm going to treat you to a dinner at my restaurant.
油炸、煎龙。 Frying, Frying Dragon.
这一个吗? This one?
哦。 Ooh.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
现在,你,女孩。 Now, you, girl.
这一个吗? This one?
-女士们，先生们，欢迎来到德克萨斯州空手道公开赛团体锦标赛。 - Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Texas open team karate championship.
但在这次国家批准的会面之前，你们将欣赏到一些国内最著名的武术家的表演。 But before this nationally sanctioned meet, you'll enjoy a demonstration by some of the most renowned martial artists in the country.
今天这里会有很多行动。 There will be plenty of action here today.
——好的。 - All right.
太好了。 Great.
-请所有参赛者务必登记? - Will all competitors please make sure to register?
-听着，我们都站在这里是没有意义的。 - Listen, there's no sense all of us standing here.
你为什么不去看一些演示呢。 Why don't you go ahead and watch some demonstrations.
-好的，很好。 - Yeah, okay, great.
谢谢。 Thanks.
-你都准备好了。 - You're all set.
-好的，谢谢。——谢谢。 - All right, thanks. - Thank you.
早上好。 Good morning.
应用程序吗? Application, please?
好吧。 All right.
-接下来，武器演示。 - Next up, weapons form demonstrations.
-第四个是谁? - And who's your fourth?
-哦，我们没有 - Oh, we don't have one.
我们想要以三人团队的形式进行竞争。 We wanted to compete as a three-person team.
——啊,没有。 - Ah, no.
这是一场团队比赛，你必须有一个完整的团队，有四个人，所以你必须再找一个团队成员。 It's a team competition and you have to have a complete team, which is four people, so, you're just gonna have to find another team member.
非常感谢。 Thanks so much.
下台。 Step aside.
应用程序吗? Application, please?
早上好。 Good morning.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
-这个比赛吸引了空手道世界上最好的和最聪明的一个下午应该是无与伦比的兴奋。 - This competition has drawn the karate world's best and brightest for what should be an afternoon of unexcelled excitement.
这是安德鲁·阿什利在演示剑术。 Here's Andrew Ashley demonstrating sword techniques.
所有顶级的竞争者，包括去年的冠军队伍，石头道场和第二名的竞争者，踢连接。 Topflight competitors all, including last year's champion team, Stone Dojo and second place contender, The Kick Connection.
-巴瑞会很失望的。 - Oh, Barry is going to be so disappointed.
-查克·诺里斯。 - There's Chuck Norris.
-我对第四有个想法。 - I have an idea for fourth.
来吧。 Come on.
他们抓住他的腿，把他的裤子扯了个精光。 - They grabbed him by the leg and ripped his pants completely off.
-好吧，好吧，好吧，真是个惊喜。 - Well, well, well, what a surprise.
查克·诺理斯。 Chuck Norris.
很遗憾你们不再战斗了。 Too bad you're not still fighting.
我想揍你一顿。 I'd love to kick your ass.
-只有在你的梦里，斯通。 - Only in your dreams, Stone.
-是啊，那会是你最可怕的噩梦，恰克 - Yeah, it would be your worst nightmare, Chuck.
-那家伙没变，是吧? - That guy hasn't changed, has he?
-你疯了吗，叔叔? - Are you crazy, uncle?
他是一个明星。 He's a star.
他不会加入我们的队伍。 He's not gonna join our team.
-他是孩子的英雄。 - He's the boy's hero.
问他。 Ask him.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
法官通过。 Judge coming through.
-那不是原来的训练表。 - That's not the original training table.
他不会让我这么做的。 He'll never let me.
-他来了。 - There he is.
问他。 Ask him.
问。 Ask well.
-我认为国际比赛是我们参加过的最艰难的比赛之一。 - I think the internationals are one of the toughest tournaments we fought in.
——你好吗? - Hello?
-我见过的黑带最多的。 - Most black belts I've ever seen.
——请问? - Excuse me?
嗨。 Hi.
我能跟你谈一下吗，诺里斯先生? Could I talk to you for a minute, please, Mr. Norris?
-是的,当然。 - Yeah, sure.
等一下，伙计们。 Just a second, guys.
我能为您效劳吗? Can I help you?
-我是Noreen Chan。 - I'm Noreen Chan.
-嗨，诺琳。 - Oh, hi, Noreen.
-你好，我是查克·诺里斯。 - Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
-是的。-你是-我吗 - Yeah. - And you're- - Oh, me?
好吧，我是巴里。 Oh, well, I'm Barry.
——嗨,巴里。 - Hi, Barry.
很高兴认识你。 Nice to meet you.
你竞争吗? You competing?
-是的。 - Yeah.
——你紧张吗? - You nervous?
-哦，天啊，是的。 - Oh, gosh, yes.
我这辈子从没这么紧张过。 I've never been so nervous in my life.
-紧张是好事。 - Well, being nervous is good.
它能让你放松。 It loosens you up.
我告诉你吧。 I'll tell you what.
不如咱俩去赢这场比赛吧? Why don't you and I go win this thing, huh?
-什么意思? - What do you mean?
-我是说你需要第四个队员，现在你有了。 - I mean you needed a fourth team member and now you've got one.
再说了，这里还有个战士需要好好教训他如何谦虚。 Besides, there's a fighter here who needs a lesson in humility.
在短暂的休息之后，我们将带来第一场比赛，女子型。 - We'll be back with the first of the competitions, the ladies kata after a brief intermission.
-这是个小玩笑? - This is a little joke here?
——什么? - What?
-拜托，查克·诺里斯? - Oh, come on, Chuck Norris?
查克·诺理斯? The Chuck Norris?
-你有意见吗，孩子? - You got a problem with that, son?
——没有。 - No.
你们队的名字是? And the name of your team?
——快乐吗? - Happy?
-我还是不敢相信。 - I still can't believe it.
有人掐我。 Somebody pinch me.
噢! Ow!
李先生，这只是一种表达。 Mr. Lee, that's only an expression.
-那为什么这么说? - Then why say it?
我现在回家了。 I go home now.
-什么意思? - What do you mean?
-我要去开餐厅 - I got a restaurant to run.
我会及时回来的。 I'll be back in time.
2点前回来。 - Be back by two o'clock.
-所有参加女子型的选手请到裁判席报到? - Will all competitors for the women's kata please report to the judges' stand?
陈乃玲，代表煎龙道场。 Noreen Chan, representing the Frying Dragon Dojo.
——漂亮! - Beautiful!
男人。 Man.
-太棒了。 - That was great.
-太美了。 - That was beautiful.
美丽。 Beautiful.
-太棒了。 - That was so great.
你看见叔叔了吗? Have you seen uncle?
——没有。 - No.
-玛丽亚·伯纳尔代表石头道场。 - Malia Bernal representing the Stone Dojo.
第一名，玛丽亚·伯纳尔。 First place, Malia Bernal.
在打破僵局的比赛中，石道场一开始就处于领先地位，而陈诺琳则强势获得第二名。 The Stone Dojo off to an early lead going into the breaking competition and a strong second-place showing from Noreen Chan.
-他在哪儿? - Where is he?
's30。 It's30.
-我给餐厅打了电话 - I called the restaurant.
他不在那里。 He wasn't there.
去年的冠军兰迪·切利尼(Randy Cellini)希望打破8块砖的记录。 - Randy Cellini, last year's winner looking to better his record with an eight-brick break.
兰迪·切利尼，石头道场的女士们先生们。 Randy Cellini, ladies and gentlemen from the Stone Dojo.
我们还有一位选手。 We have one more contestant left.
李陈飞，不，是炸龙。 Lee Chan from the flying, no, Frying Dragon.
-陈先生可以进入场地吗? - Would Mr. Lee Chan enter the ring, please?
Lee Chan先生。 Mr. Lee Chan.
——请原谅。 - Excuse, please.
穿过。 Coming through.
请原谅。 Excuse.
-他来了，他来了 - He's here, he's here.
-嘿，看看这个。 - Hey, check this out.
这家伙还穿着围裙砸砖头呢。 Here's a guy going to break bricks wearing an apron.
-嘿，你没穿空手道服。 - Hey, you're not wearing a karate gi.
-不需要空手道来断砖。 - Don't need karate gi for brick breaking.
-是红葡萄酒还是白葡萄酒加砖? - Is it red or white wine with bricks?
女士们先生们，他想再要一块砖。 Ladies and gentlemen, he's asking for another brick.
哇! Wow!
他打破了它们，打破了它们。 He broke them, he broke them.
-嘿，戴夫，我们要在这里吃素了。 - Hey, we're going to be eating humble brick here, Dave.
——是的! - Yeah!
-这使得油炸龙与冠军石头道场差了两分。 - That brings the Frying Dragon within two points of the champion, Stone Dojo.
曼努埃尔·塞拉诺，女士们先生们石头道场的剑客大师这是最佳的冠军技巧。 Manuel Serrano, ladies and gentlemen the Stone Dojo's master swordsman and it's championship technique at its best.
——是的! - Yeah!
是啊! Yeah!
-巴里Gabrewski。 - Barry Gabrewski.
多么精彩的表演，多么精彩的表演! What a show, what a show!
进入自由式格斗，龙队排名第二，对手是不败的道场大师凯利·斯通。 Entering the freestyle fighting, the Dragons are in second place against the undefeated dojo master, Kelly Stone.
——查克。 - Chuck.
查克。 Chuck.
这是我爸爸。 This is my dad.
-嗨，你好吗? - Hi, how are you?
-诺里斯先生，我觉得我认识你很久了。 - Mr. Norris, I feel like I've known you a long time.
-我是恰克，很高兴认识你 - Well, it's Chuck and it's nice meeting you.
-我想让你知道我是多么感谢你帮助我的儿子，让他加入我们的团队。 - I want to let you know how much I appreciate your helping my boy, joining the team.
——噢,嗨。 - Oh, hi.
我得准备一下。 I have to get ready.
-很高兴认识你。 - Nice meeting you.
我也很高兴认识你。 - Nice meeting you too.
点。 - Point.
——啊,是的。 - Ah, yeah.
-查克·诺里斯将在最后一场比赛中遇到凯利·斯通。 - Chuck Norris will meet Kelly Stone in the final match.
-是的。 - Yeah.
快点，快点! Come on, come on!
-去找他。 - Go get him.
-你知道吗，诺里斯，我一直想看看你到底有多优秀。 - You know, Norris, I've always wanted to see how good you really are.
-你只能看一次，斯通。 - You're only going to see it once, Stone.
-是的。 - Yeah.
-这是他们最后的自由式组合，查克·诺里斯代表油炸龙，凯利·斯通代表他的道场。 - And here they are in the final freestyle pairing Chuck Norris for the Frying Dragon and Kelly Stone representing his dojo.
——是的! - Yeah!
嗯? Huh?
你们都在跟我说话吗? You talking to me, all of you?
来吧，一直来。 Come on, all the way.
来吧,查克。 Come on, Chuck.
来吧! Come on!
好吧! All right!
加油,诺里斯! Come on, Norris!
来吧。 Come on.
-加一分。 - Add one point.
-你没说走吧，伙计! - You didn't say go, man!
你没说去，好吗? You didn't say go, all right?
我还没有准备好。 I wasn't ready.
——没有意义。 - No point.
没有意义。 No point.
——好吧! - All right!
干得好，恰克! Way to go, Chuck!
-闭嘴，你这个笨蛋。 - Shut up, you twerp.
好吧,诺里斯。 All right, Norris.
我们现在就开始吧，伙计。 Let's really do it now, man.
我和你一起去。 I'll go with you.
哇! Whoa!
Wow-wow ! Wow-wow!
——哦。 - Ooh.
-疼死了。 - Oh, that hurt.
女士们先生们，看来我们现在打成平手了。 - Well, ladies and gentlemen, it seems we now have a tie.
石头道场和油炸龙都获得了36分。 The Stone Dojo and the Frying Dragon have both amassed 36 points.
将会有一个平局。 There will be a tie breaker.
请等候广播。 Please stand by for an announcement.
-油炸龙叫头。 - Frying Dragon calls heads.
头。 Heads it is.
油炸龙队选择参与者。 The Frying Dragon team chooses the participant.
-一定是巴里。 - It will be Barry.
——我吗? - Me?
为什么是我? Oh, well, why me?
-你可以的。 - You can do it.
你赢得了武器。 You won the weapons.
-他们没有人能碰你。 - They don't have anyone who can touch you.
-你才是那个要证明的人。 - You're the one with something to prove.
-你已经证明了自己，儿子。 - You've already proven yourself, son.
你认为对的就去做吧。 Just do what you think is right.
巴里·盖布瑞斯基和兰迪·切利尼将成为决胜局。 - The tie breaker will be between Barry Gabrewski and Randy Cellini.
-事件将会是-突发事件 - And the event will be- - Breaking.
我们选择打破。 We choose breaking.
-你知道怎么做这些事，巴里? - You know how to do this stuff, Barry?
-是的。 - Yeah.
是的,有点。 Yeah, kind of.
我做过一次。 I've done it once.
-你可以再来一次。 - You can do it again.
-我们支持你，巴里 - We're with you, Barry.
- Barry warry，你为什么不现在辞职，避免尴尬呢? - Barry warry, why don't you just quit now and avoid the embarrassment.
-第一个出场的是兰迪·切利尼。 - Breaking first for the Stone team, Randy Cellini.
是啊! Yeah!
打败它，呕吐脸。 Beat that, puke face.
你。 You.
是啊! Yeah!
-你会没事的。 - You'll be fine.
-这位是Barry Gabrewski - And here's Barry Gabrewski.
他们加了1 / 7。 They're adding a seventh.
他得破7个球才能让他的球队留在这里。 He has to break seven for his team to stay in this.
-干得好，儿子。 - Well done, son.
——谢谢。 - Thanks.
男孩,那刺。 Boy, that stings.
-你的手用得太多了，手臂用得太少了。 - You're using your hand too much, your arm not enough.
就像锤。 It's like hammer.
头是手，柄是手臂。 Head is hand, handle is arm.
-我要马上结束这一切。 - I'm going to end this right now.
-切利尼先生想再要一块砖! - Mr. Cellini is asking for another brick!
他要破9块砖的纪录。 He's going for a record-breaking nine bricks.
——准备好了。 - Ready.
没有休息。 No break.
-不休息，女士们先生们 - No break, ladies and gentlemen.
——什么? - What?
嘿,坏了。 Hey, that broke.
我看到了。 I can see it.
你到底在说什么? What the hell are you talking about?
当你说你要打破什么东西时，你就把它打破了! When you say you're going to break something, you break it!
你到底是怎么了? What the hell is wrong with you?
我告诉过你要打破它! I told you to break it!
你用你的拳头坚持到底! You follow through with your fist!
该死的。 Damn.
我可以打破它。 I could break it.
- Barry Gabrewski有机会赢得一切，如果他能打破9块砖。 - Barry Gabrewski has a chance to win it all if he can break nine bricks.
-嗨。 - Hey.
巴里·沃里，当你的手被砖头砸断的时候，劳伦会给我一个胜利之吻。 When you break your hand on those bricks, Barry warry, I'm gonna go get a great big victory kiss from Lauren.
-你别想碰她 - You're not gonna touch her.
——没有愤怒。 - No anger.
你是来面对砖头的，不是那个傻小子。 You are here to confront bricks, not that stupid boy.
现在,集中精神。 Now, concentrate.
在那里。 There.
这对你有帮助。 This will help you.
——是的! - Yeah!
-我不知道该说什么。 - I don't know what to say.
我一直想见见你。 I've always wanted to meet you.
-这是我的荣幸 - Well, it's been my pleasure.
-就像美梦成真一样 - It's, um, been kind of like a dream coming true.
-梦想是会实现的，巴里，如果你非常想要的话。 - Dreams do come true, Barry, if you want them bad enough.
-那是我爸爸。 - There's my dad.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-耶，我们成功了! - Yay, we did it!
啊! Woo-hoo!
——好吧! - All right!
——是的!——啊! - Yeah! - Woo-hoo!