Dance and sing, get up and do your thing
Alright Nice!
I just wanna know one thing!
Est ce que tu crois à I’amour? (Do you believe in love?)
'Cause I’ve got something to say about it
And it goes something like this
Don't go for second best, baby
Put your love to the test
You know, you know, you've got to
Make him express how he feels
And maybe then you’ll know your love is real
You don’t need diamond rings or
Eighteen karat gold
Fancy cars that go very fast, you know
They never last, no, no
What you need is a big strong hand to
Lift to your higher ground
Make you feel like a queen on a throne
Make him love you 'til you can't come down
Don't go for second best, baby
Put your love to the test
You know, you know, you've got to
Make him express how he feels
And maybe then you’ll know your love is real
Long stem roses are the way to your heart
But he needs to start with your head
Satin sheets are very romantic
What happens when you're not in bed?
You deserve the best in life
So if the time isn't right then move on
Second best is never enough
You'll do much better, oh baby, on your own
Don't go for second best, baby
Put your love to the test
You know, you know, you've got to
Make him express how he feels
And maybe then you’ll know your love is real
Express yourself
You've got to make him
Express himself
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you want it right now
Make him show you how
Express what he’s got, oh baby, ready or not
Hoo!
Alright ladies, this is our last time
Dou you feel good?
Don't go for second best, baby
Put your love to the test
You know, you know, you've got to
Make him express how he feels
And maybe then you'll know your love is real
Express yourself
You've got to make him
Express himself
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you want it right now
Make him show you how
Express what he’s got, oh baby, ready or not
Hoo!
Ah! Ah!
What you need is a big strong hand to
Lift you to a higher ground
Make you feel like a queen on a throne
Make him love you ‘till you can't come down
And when you're gone, he might regret it
Think about the love he once had
Try to carry on, but he just won't get it
He'll be back on his knees, so please
Don't go for second best, baby
Put your love to the test
You know, you know, you've got to
Make him express how he feels
And maybe then you’ll know your love is real
Express yourself
You've got to make him
Express himself
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you want it right now
Make him show you how
Express what he’s got, oh baby, ready or not
Express yourself
So you can respect yourself
Hey, hey
So if you want it right now
You'd better make him show you how
Express what he’s got, oh baby, ready or not
Express yourself
Watch out
I see you on the street and you walk on by
You make me wanna hang my head down and cry
If you gave me half a chance you'd see
My desire burnin’inside of me
But you choose to look the other way
But I've got something to say
I've had to work much harder than this
For something I want, don't try to resist me
Open your heart to me, baby
I hold the lock and you hold the key
Open you heart to me, daring, I'll give you ove if you
You turn the key
I think that you're afraid to look in my eyes
You look a little sad boy, I wonder why
I follow you around but you can’t see
You're too wrapped up in yourself to notice
So you choose to look the other way
But I’ve got something to say
Don’t try to run, I can keep up with you
Nothing can stop me from trying, you've got to
Open your heart to me, baby
I hold the lock and you hold the key
Open you heart to me, darling
I'll give you love if you, you turn the key
Open your heart, I’ll make you love me
It’s not that hard, if you just turn the key
Don't try to run, I can keep up with you
Nothing can stop me from trying, you've got to
Open your heart to me, baby
I hold the lock and you hold the key
Open your heart to me, darling
I'll give you love if you, you turn the key
Open your heart with the key
Open your heart I’ll make you love me
lt's not that hard, if you just turn the key
Open your heart, I’ll make you love me
lt's not that hard, if you just turn the key
- Now I’m gonna kick some ass! - Yo people check this out.
Here's what you came here to see
There's a rumble in the jungle. ''Mo''is gonna kick some ass
But if there's any blood don't have no fear
'Cause Doctor Lenny is right here
Alright Lenny, funk it up, funk it up
Alright, this is Madonna, Donna and Nikki's show
How are you doing everybody?
Goodbye Madonna! I’m Nikki!
Hey, hey! Get on there!
C'mon you guys! This is our last show!
Get a fucking life!
Get in line!
I've got the moves baby, you got the motion
If we got together we'd be causing a commotion
I've got the moves baby, you got the motion
If we got together we’d be causing a commotion
You met your match when you met me
I know that you will disagree it's crazy
But opposites attract you'll see
And I won't let you get away so easy
The love you save may be your own
Can't fight this feeling, aren't you tired of being alone?
You won't admit it but you know it's true
It’s not a secret how I feel when I stand next to you
I’ve got the moves baby, you got the motion
If we got together we’d be causing a commotion
I’ve got the moves baby, you got the motion
If we got together we’d be causing a commotion
Someday you'll see my point of view
You can't keep wishing on the stars baby
What works for me can work for you
You've got to make a compromise and maybe
Then we can keep our love alive
And when it falls we won't let it die
It doesn't matter if you win or loose
It’s how you play the game so get into the groove
I’ve got the moves baby, you got the motion
If we got together we’d be causing a commotion
I’ve got the moves baby, you got the motion
If we got together we’d be causing a commotion
Causing a commotion, causing a commotion
Causing a commotion
Causing a commotion, causing a commotion
I hope you find what you're looking for
Is it mine, walk through that door
We're wasting time, make up your mind
And get into the groove
Oh my God! What is this shit?
I'm the fucking boss around here
Get in fuckng line! Get in line! Get in line!
Then we can keep our love alive
And when it falls we won't let it die
It doesn't matter if you win or lose
It’s how you play the game so get into the groove
I hope you find what you're looking for
Is it mine, walk through that door
We're wasting time, make up your mind
And get into the groove
I’ve got the moves baby, you got the motion
If we got together we’d be causing a commotion
I’ve got the moves baby, you got the motion
If we got together we’d be causing a commotion
Causing a commotion, causing a commotion
Causing a commotion
Causing a commotion, causing a commotion
Alright! You're next!
Alright! Get over here! Both of you!
I want to kick your asses
Je suis la chef! (I am the boss!)
That's right!
Goddamn it!
Now, why do you girls have to do this to me, huh?
It’s my last show
You're gonna tell me why?
Désolée mes enfants, c'est la dernière fois (Sorry people, this is the last)
Que je vais vous dire: je suis la chef! (I tell you: I am the Boss !)
You don’t speak French, do you?
That means: “Stop fucking with me!”
You get the picture? Alright!
And you!
You think you speak French!
But you don’t even understand English!
You can't follow directions!
Trying to make me look stupid!
Je suis le chef! (I’m the boss!)
I'm the fucking boss around here, ok?
Est ce que tu crois à la liberté de la parole? (Do you believe in freedom of expression?)
Good! Then you won't mind when l say “Fuck!” and grab my crotch a lot, ok?
Yeah! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Speaking of grabbing crotches...
Roseanne Barr, baby. Thumbs up! Ok?
I know you was paying a tribute to me
I know it was a joke and I’m honored to honored, ok?
So fuck what all those people say
You know what I have to say to America?
Get a fucking sense of humor ok? Lighten up!
Spend your time worrying with more important things like...
Like, whether lvana Trump is gonna take the Donald for everything he has
A better yet!
How many girls Warren Beaty has slept with?
That's an important subject!
NOT!
Hey! Don't fucking take my monologue from me Nikki!
Alright, let me shut up 'cause I’m boring these French people
Je suis prete! Vous êtes pret aussi? (I’m ready! Are you ready too?)
Vous êtes pret? (Are you ready?)
Alright then! Where’s the fucking party?
And get up on my fucking stage
Or I’ll sic Roseanne Barr on you
And you’ll be sorry!
Eh,eh eh!I’m really scared!
Where's the party?
I'm asking you Darryl!
Oh yeah! Pump it up!
Working Monday through Friday takes up all of my time
If l can get to the weekend everything will work out just fine
That's when I can go crazy, that’s when I can have fun
Time to be with my baby, time to come undone
Where's the party? I want to free my soul
Where's the party? I want to loose control
Where's the party? I want to free my soul
Where's the party? I want to loose control
Couldn't wait to get older
Thought I’d have so much fun
I guess I’m one of the grown-ups
Now I have to get the job done
People give me the business
I'm not living in fear
I'm just living in chaos
Gotta get away from here
Where's the party? I want to free my soul
Where's the party? I want to loose control
Where's the party? I want to free my soul
Where's the party? I want to loose control
Don't want to grow old too fast
Don't want to let the system get me down
I've got to find a way to make the good times last
And if you show me how, I’m ready now
Slow down you move too fast
Gonna make the good times last
Gonna let my hair hang down
I'm ready now
Slow down you move too fast
Gonna make the good times last
Gonna let my hair hang down
I'm ready now
Where's the party?
Here it is
Where's the party? Someone tell me
Where's the party?
C'mon! C mon! C'mon!
Where's the party?
Alright!
Ho-oh
Pump it up!
Hoo!
Don't want to grow old too fast
Don't want to let the system get me down
I've got to find a way to make the good times last
And if you show me how, I’m ready now
Hee!
Party, party, party, party
We can make it all right, we can make you dance, we can make a party last all night
Whoa!
-Go ahead, Kevin! -Pump it up baby!
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats, next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last
You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong
Yeah, you make me bold
'Cause your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats, next to mine
Oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh
Ah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh
You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah you made me feel
I've nothing to hide
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats, next to mine
Like a virgin
Oooo
Like a virgin
Feel so good inside
When you hold me and your heart beats
And you love me
Yeah!
God?
Oh my God!
Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name and it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I’ll take you there
I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing
I have no choice, I hear your voice
Feels like flying
I close my eyes oh God, I think I’m falling
Out of the sky, I close my eyes
Heaven help me
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I’ll take you there
Like a child, you whisper soflty to me
You're in control, just like a child
Now I'm dancing
It’s like a dream, no end and no beginning
You're here with me, it's like a dream
Let the choir sing
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I’ll take you there
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I’ll take you there
Oh,oh
Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name and it feels like home
Just ike a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can take me there
Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there
It’s like a dream to me
Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there
It’s like a dream to me
Oh, just like a prayer I’ll take you there
-I’ll take you there! -lt's like a dream to me
Yeah yeah yeah
-Just Like a prayer I’ll take you there -Ooh
It’s like a dream to me
Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can take me there
Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there
It’s like a dream to me
Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there -C’mon put your hands together!
I’ll take you there
It’s like a dream to me
Oh yeah!
-Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there -I’ll take you there!
-It's like a dream to me -Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Just ike a prayer, I’ll take you there
It’s like a dream to me
If we sing it for the baby
Ah, c'mon! Just like a prayer!
Girl, you know, said I’d take you there!
Há! Said c'mon now! Just like a prayer!
Girl, you know, I’d just take you there!
Há! C'mon! Just like a prayer!
Girl you know, I’d take you there!
Ooo, c'mon! Just like a prayer!
I have a tale to tell
Sometimes it gets so hard to hide it well
I was not ready for the fall
Too blind to see the writing on the wall
A man can tell a thousand lies
I've learned my lesson well
Hope I live to tell the secret I have learned
'Till then, it will burn inside of me
The truth is never far behind
You kept it hidden well
If I live to tell the secret I knew then
Will I ever have the chance again?
If I ran away, I'd never have the strength to go very far
How could they hear the beating of my heart?
Will it grow cold? The secret that hide
Will I grow old?
How will they hear?
When will they learn?
How will they know?
Oh, father. If you never wanted to live that way
If you never wanted to hurt me
Why am I running away?
Oh, father. If you never wanted to live that way
If you never wanted to hurt me
Why am I running away?
Maybe someday, when I look back
I'll be able to say
You didn't mean to be cruel
Somebody hurt you too
You can't hurt me now
I got away from you
I never thought I would
You can't make me cry
You once had the power
I never felt so good about myself
You can't make me cry
You can't hurt me now
You can't make me cry
Papa know you’re going to be upset
'Cause I was always your little girl
But you should know by now
I'm not a baby
You always taught me right from wrong
I need your help, daddy, please be strong
I may be young at heart, but know what I’m sayng
The one you warned me all about
The one you said could do without
We're in an awful mess
And don't mean maybe, please
Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind
I'm keeping my baby
Ooo, I’m gonna keep my baby
Ooo
He says that he's going to marry me
That we can raise a little family
Maybe we’ll be alright, it's a sacrifice
But my friends keep telling me to give it up
Sayng I’m too young, I ought to live it up
What I need right now is some good advice
Please
Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind
I'm keeping my baby
I'm gonna keep my baby
Ooo, oh
Daddy, daddy if you could only see
Just how good he's been treating me
You'd give us your blessing right now
'Cause we are in love
We are in love, so please
Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
But I made up my m nd
I'm keeping my baby
Ooo, I’m gonna keep my baby
Ooo, oh
Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
Papa don't preach
I’m in trouble deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
Oh, I’m gonna keep my baby
Ooo, oh
Sooner or later you're gonna be mine
Sooner or later you're gonna be fine
Baby, it's time that you face that
I always get my man
Sooner or later you're gonna decide
Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide
Baby, it s time, so why waste it in chatter?
Let's settle the matter
Baby, you're mine on a platter
I always get my man
But if you insist, babe
The challenge delights me
The more you resist, babe
The more it excites me
And no one I’ve kissed, babe, ver fights me again
If you're on my list, it's just a question of when
When I get a yen, then baby, Amen
I'm counting to ten
And then
I'm gonna love you like nothing you've known
I'm gonna love you and you all alone
Sooner is better than later but lover
I'll hover
I'll plan
This time I’m not only getting
I'm holding
My
Man
Come over here!
Some girls they like candy
And others, they like to grind
I'll settle for the back of your hands
Somewhere on my behind
Treat me like I’m a bad girl
Even when I’m being good to you
I don't want you to thank me
You can just
Spank me
Mmm
Some guys like to sweet talk
And others, they like to tease
Tie my hands behind my back
And, ooo, I’m in ecstasy!
Don't slubber me with kisses
I can get that from my sisters
Before l get too cranky, you better
-Like hanky panky -Hanky panky
-Nothing like a good spanky -A good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna
-Hanky panky, like hanky panky -Hanky panky
-Nothing like a good spanky -A good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna
Hanky panky, guy
Ooo
Please don't call a doctor
'Cause there's nothing wrong with me
I just like things a little rough
And you better not disagree
'Cause I don't like a big softie
NO!
I like someone mean and bossy
Let me speak to you frankly
You better
-Like hanky panky -Hanky panky
-Nothing like a good spanky -A good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna
Hanky panky, like hanky panky
-Nothing like a good spanky -A good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna
Hanky panky guy
Ooo, yeah!
What about Dick Tracy?
Dick... That’s an interesting name
Ooo, my bottom hurts just thinking about it
She wants you
Treat me like I’m a bad girl
She needs you
Even when I’m being good to you
I don't want you to thank me
-Don't thank her -You better like hanky panky
Hanky panky
-Nothing like a good spanky -A good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna
Hanky panky, like hanky panky
Hanky Panky
-Nothing like a good spanky -A good spanky
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry, I Just wanna
Hanky panky guy
Hanky panky, ooo, yeah
A good spanky
Take a picture
Wanna cry, I Just wanna
That's the way I came into this world
The doctor said “Lady, she's a beautiful girl!”
He gave me a spanky and I started to smile
So give it up honey 'cause I want it
Yeah!
Hanky panky
He's mine!
Good spanky
Wanna cry, I just...
Thank you
Merci beaucoup! (Thank you!)
You know, a lot people say I have
They say have a lot of balls
But you know what?
They're wrong!
'Cause what I have is a Dick
And I'd like to introduce him to you
C'est ma bite (That's my Dick)
Elle est grosse, oui? (It's a good one, isn't it?)
Ma bite est tres dure aussi! (My Dick is very hard too!)
Pourquoi? (Why?)
I'm waiting Dick
You made a record Dick! That's incredible!
Dick Tracy made a Record!
And he’s trying to promote it on my show, Dick?
You got a lot of nerve! You know what?
You got a lot of Dick!
Oh, c'mon baby! I’m just kiddin'!
What are you crying about?
You can't sing?
Lots of people make records who can't sing, right?
That's ok, baby
'Cause you're good looking and that counts for something
I say
I say we play this record and do something really naughty
I say, we
Lipsync!
Ooo
Walk this way
Mmm
Si vous plea (If you please)
Voulez vous jouer ce disque pour moi? (Please, would you play this record for me?)
Vous etes pret ma bite? (Are you ready for my Dick?)
Thank you!
Let's dance
You can do a little two-step
I'll go anywhere that you step to
'Cause I’m following you
My feet might be falling out of rhythm
Don't know what I’m doing with them, but I know I’m following you
Unlikely as it is to me
On the floor with two left feet
Let's boogie woogie 'till our hearts skip a beat
But who's counting?
Encore
Once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too, now I’m following you
Take it away, boys
Unlikely as it is to me
On the floor with two left feet
Let's boogie woogie 'till our hearts skip a beat
But who's counting?
Encore
Once agan around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too, now I’m following you
Let's dance
You can do a little two-step
I'll go anywhere that you step to
'Cause I’m following you
My feet might be falling out of rhythm
Don't know what I’m doing with them, but I know I’m following you
Unlikely as it is to me
On the floor with two left feet
Let's boogie woogie 'till our hearts skip a beat
But who's counting?
Encore
Once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too, now I’m following you
Take it away, boys
Calling Dick Tracy, calling Dick Tracy
-Tracy, this is Sam. What are you doing up there? -I’ll tell ya
Calling Dick Tracy, calling Dick Tracy
Do you read me, Tracy?
To tell you the truth Tracy, I don't know.
Find out
An unexamined life is not worth livng
Come over here, come over here
Let's dance
You can do a little two-step
I'll go anywhere that you step to, 'cause I’m following you
Encore, once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too
Now I’m following you
But who's counting?
Ten milllon twenty million...
What about Dick Tracy?
Dick, that's na interesting name
Dick
My bottom hurts just thinking about it
Unlikely as it is to me, on the floor with two left feet
Let's boogie woogie 'till our hearts skip a beat
But who's counting? Encore
Once again around the dance floor
Romance is in the picture too
Now I’m following you
Could you knock it off please?
Thank you!
Living in a material world, living in a materlal world
I'm here!
Madonna!
Hurry up, you guys!
Who's already shampooed?
That's very important!
It's really important that we get... that we get to the church on time
C'mon! Hurry up!
Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're ok
If they can't raise my interest
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
-But they can't see the light -That's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is
Always Mr. Right
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
-You know that we... - Hey you guys!
Hey!
Cut it out!
Gosh! You realy making me look stupid!
Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's alright, you see
If they can’t raise my interest
Then I have to let them be
Bye-bye
Some boys try and most boys lie but
I don't let them play
NO WAY!
Only boys that save their pennies
Make my rainy day
'Cause we are living
In a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living
In a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And am a material girl
You know that we are living
In a material world
And I am a material girl
I'm blond ok? I can't think straight!
It’s s not easy being rich!
Ow! Ow!
Living in a material world, living in a materlal world
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's alright, you see
Experence has made me a bitch!
And now they're after me
'Cause everybody's
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are livng
In a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are livng
In a material world
And I am a material girl
A material, a material
Girl
Ooo! Ah!
Money!
Fucking rich!
Now this means girls that we got the power!
Now we can do anything we want!
Yeah! Anything!
It’s realy great! We're rich! Boots!
Bye Madonna!
Bye!
Hi you guys!
Will you play with me?
Cherish, cherish
So tired of broken hearts
And losing at this game before
I start this dance
I'll take a chance in telling you
I want more than just romance
You are my destiny, I can't let go
Baby, can't you see?
Cupid please take your aim at me
Cherish the thought
Of always having you
Here by my side
Oh, baby
I cherish the joy
You keep bringing it into my ife
I'm always singing it
Cherish your strength
You got the power to make me feel good
Oh baby
I perish the thought
Of ever leaving, I never would
I was never satisfed with casual encounters
I can’t hide my need for two hearts that bleed
With burning love
That's the way it's got to be
Romeo and Juliet, they never felt this way I bet
So don’t underestimate my point of view
Cherish the thought
Of always having you
Here by my side
Oh, baby
I cherish the joy
You keep bringing it into my life
I'm always singing it
Cherish your strength
You got the power to make me feel good
Oh baby
I perish the thought
Of ever leaving, I never would
Who? You?
Can't get away, I won't let you
Who? You?
Who? You! I could never forget to
Cherish is the word I use to remind me of...
Romeo and Juliet, they never felt this way I bet
So don’t underestimate my point of view
Who? You?
Can't get away, I won't let you
Who? You?
I could never forget to
Cherish is the word I use to remind me of
Your love
Cherish, give me faith, give me joy, my boy
I will always cherish you
Give me faith, give me joy, my boy
I will always cherish you
Keep givin' it
Givin’ it to me boy
Keep on givin' me all your joy
Keep givin' it
Givin' it to me
I will always cherish you
Give me faith, give me joy, my boy
I will always cherish you
Give me faith, give me joy, my boy
I will always cherish you
Keep givin' it
Givin’ it to me boy
Keep on givin' me all your joy
Keep givin' it
Givin' it to me
I will always cherish you
Cherish, cherish
Bye you guys! Bye!
Aren't they cute?
And loveable?
I guess it's time to play
Washer woman
My floor is all wet
In case you’re wondering why I'm on my knees
I’m not in the position very often, mind you
J'adore les poissons! Vraiment! (I love fish! It's true!)
Really, I love fish but...
You know
You can only go so far in a relationship with a fish, right?
I mean
Have you ever seen a fish's ass?
Precisely
And speaking of fish
Did you hear the one about Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden?
I thought not
See?
Adam was hanging out in the garden of Eden one day and
You know
God came down and said: “Yo Adam!”
“Where is Eve? I gotta tak to her. It's really important.”
So then...
Adam said: “She's down the Road. She’s playing in the river”
So God came down from heaven
And He ran down the road
And sure enough
There was Eve playing in the water
You know, splashing around. Having a good ole time
And God said to Eve:
“Oh no! Now the fish are gonna smell like it!”
I knew you'd enjoy that one
That's why I said it
Ewww!
“Eww!” Yourself!
It was funny. Boots!
-Boots? -Boots!
Je suis... (I am)
No. That was wrong.
J'ai chaud! (I’m hot!)
That's right
J'ai chaud! (I’m hot!)
Est ce que vous etes chaud? (Are you hot too?)
Est ce que vous etes chaud? I Said... (Are you hot too?)
Ok, I’m thirsty, ok?
Boots!
Hi you guys!
Hi!
These guys are cute! Boots!
Way cute boots!
They’re awesome! Do you know these guys?
They're fab!
Hey! Hey you guys!
Truth or dare? Truth or dare?
You wanna fuck us?
You know, you
You never really get to know a guy until you ask him to wear...
a rubber!
Oh yeah! But you gotta do it!
But you gotta do it! You know?
Let's do them!
Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!
Eww!
Yuck!
Groove boy!
Move boy!
Dance!
Come over here! Come over here!
Dance!
Get into the groove
Boy, you've got to prove
Your love to me. Yeah
Get up on your feet
Yeah, step to the beat
Boy, what will it be?
Music can be such a revelation
Dancing around, you feel the sweet sensation
We might be lovers if the rhythim's right
I hope this feeling never ends tonight
Only when I’m dancing can I feel this free
At night, I lock the door, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Get into the groove
Boy, you've got to prove
Your love to me. Yeah
Get up on your feet
Yeah, step to the beat
Boy, what will it be?
Gonna get to know you in a special way
This doesn't happen to me everyday
Don't try to hide it, love wears no disguise
I see the fire burning in your eyes
Only when I’m dancing can I feel this free
At night, I lock the door, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Get into the groove
Boy, you've got to prove
Your love to me. Yeah
Get up on your feet
Yeah, step to the beat
Boy, what will it be?
Live out your fantasy here with me
Just let the music set you free
Touch my body and move in tme
Now I know you're mine
Get into the groove
Boy, you've got to prove
your love to me. Yeah
Get up on your feet
Yeah, step to the beat
Boy, what will it be?
-Groove me! -Oh yeah! Groove boy!
-Groove me! -Oh you got to move boy!
Move me!
Groove boy
-Groove me!
Dance!
Live out your fantasy here with me
Just let the music set you free
Touch my body and move in time
Now I know you're mine
-Now I know you're mine -You've got to
Get into the groove
Boy, you've got to prove
Your love to me. Yeah
Get up on your feet
Yeah, step to the beat
Boy, what will it be?
Get into the groove
Boy, you've got to prove
Your love to me
Get up on your feet
Yeah, step to the beat
Boy, what will it be?
Groove me!
Groove boy!
-Groove me! -Oh, you got to move boy!
Move me!
Groove boy!
Groove me!
We got to groove
There ain't nobody better
Ain't nobody better to play
Ain't nobody better
Ain't nobody better to play
Ain't nobody better
Ain't nobody better to play
Ain't nobody better
Ain't nobody better to play
Strike a pose!
Vogue, Vogue, Vogue
Look around, everywhere you turn is heartache
It’s everywhere that you go
Look around
You try, everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know
Life that you know
If all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It’s called a dancefloor, and here's what it's for
So. C'mon. Vogue
Let your body move to the music
Hey, hey, hey
C'mon. Vogue
Let your body go with the flow
You know you can do it
All you need is your own magination
So use it. That’s what's it's for
That's what it's for
Go inside for your finest inspiration
Your dreams will open the door
Open up the door
It makes no difference if you're black or white
If you're a boy or a girl
If the music's pumping it will give you new ife
You're a superstar
Yes, that's what you are
You know it
C'mon. Vogue
Let your body move to the music
Hey, hey, hey
C'mon. Vogue
Let your body go with the flow
You know you can do it
Beauty is where you find it
No just where you bump and grind it
Soul is in the musical
That's where I feel so beautiful
Magical
Life's a ball
So, get up on the dancefloor
Vogue
Let your body move to the music
Hey, hey, hey
C'mon. Vogue
Let your body go with the flow
You know you can do it
-Vogue -Vogue
Beauty is where you find it
Move to the music
-Vogue -Vogue
Beauty is where you find it
Go with the flow
Greta Garbo and Monroe
Dietrich and DiMaggio
Maron Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rogers, dance on air
They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you
Ladies with an attitude
Fellas that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
Vogue
Ooo
You’ve got to
Let your body move to the music
Ooo
You've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Ooo
You've got to just
Vogue
Strike a pose
Holiday
Celebrate
Holiday
Celebrate
If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice
Everybody spread the word
We're gonna have a celebration
All across the world
In every nation
It’s time for the good times
Forget about the bad times, oh yeah
One day to come together
To release the pressure
We need a holiday
If we took a holiday
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Took some time to celebrate
C'mon Let's celebrate
Just one day out of life
Holiday
It would be, it would be so nice
We can turn this world around
And bring back all of those happy days
Put your troubles down
C'mon now!
It’s time to celebrate
Let love shine
And we will find
Away to come together
We can make things better
We need a holiday
If we took a holiday
Holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Celebrate
Just one day out of life
Just one day
It would be, it would be so nice
Alright!
Nice!
To the bus stop!
Ooo, ooo
C'mon people let me hear you sing!
Ooo, ooo
To the bus stop!
C'mon now! Sing it like you mean it!
Ooo, ooo
To the bus stop!
I can’t hear you!
Ooo, ooo
To the bus stop!
Alright, let me hear you scream!
Holiday
C'mon
Celebrate
Holiday
Celebrate
Holiday
Celebrate
Holiday
Celebrate
Holiday, celebration
Come together in every nation
Holiday, celebration
Come together in every nation
If we took a holiday
Oh yeah oh yeah
Took some time to celebrate
Celebrate
Just one day out of life
-It would be, it would be so nice -You sing!
If we took a holiday!
Everything would be ok!
You sing!
If we took a holiday!
Everything would be ok!
Alright people!
This is our last show!
And I want to hear you say...
Ho-oh!
Ho-ho!
Alright! Altogether now!
At ease! At ease!
So...
Like I said, this is our last show
And before we do our last song
I just want to say: “Thank you!”
To everybody!
To everybody that worked on this show!
To everybody that worked their asses off!
And you know.
There's a lot of people to thank
I can’t name all the names
But you know who you are
And though I should pat myself on the back for surviving it
I should pat you all on the back for surviving me
'Cause God knows I’m a bitch!
So...
Boots!
So, from the bottom of my impatient heart
I thank and love you all!
Muah!
And you! Thank you Nice! You've been a great audience!
Eww!
That's not now, you motherfuckers!
Eww!
Je vous embrasse partout! (I kiss you everywhere!)
One child grows up to be
Somebody that just loves to learn
And another child grows up to be
Somebody you'd just love to burn
Mom loves the both of them
You see it's in the blood
Both kids are good to Mom
Blood's thicker than mud
It’s a family affair
Keep, keep it together
Whoa!
It’s a family affair, it's a family affair
-Hi! Hi! Hi -Hello!
-Hello, love! -I missed you too!
A lovely family!
Hello!
-Aren't we all just having a lovely time? -What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Écoutez-moi! (Listen to me!)
'Cause I’ve got something to say to you
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
We're a wild and crazy bunch!
Yeah! That's right!
Alright Love!
Yes! That's what I call travelling in style!
Oh, thank you honey!
Alright! Formation! Formation! Halt!
I got brothers, I got some sisters too
Stuck in the middle, tell you what I’m gonna do
Gonna get out of here
I'm gonna leave this place
So I can forget, every single hungry face
I'm tired of sharing all the hand me downs
To get attention I must always be the clown
I wanna be different, I wanna be on my own
But Daddy said listen, you will always have a home
Keep it together in the family
They're a reminder of your history
Brothers and sisters they hold the key
To your heart and your soul
Don't forget that your family is gold
Alright! Line it up! I Said: “Line it up!”
I hit the big time but I still get the blues
Everyone’s a stranger, city life can get to you
People can be so cold, never want to turn your back
Just givin' to get something
Always wanting something back
When I get lonely and I need to be
Loved for who I am, not what they want to see
Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me
We have a connection, home is where the heart should be
Keep it together in the family
They're a reminder of your history
Brothers and sisters, they hold the key
To your heart and your soul
Don't forget that your family is gold
When I look back on all the misery
And all the heartache that they brought to me
I wouldn’t change it for another chance
'Cause blood is thicker than any other circumstance
Oh, oh!
Alright! It's time for a little bit of the old in-out, in-out
Ho!
Alright! The family that plays together, stays together!
And that's the goddamn truth!
When I get lonely and I need to be
Loved for who I am, not what they want to see
Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me
We have a connection, home is where the heart should be
When I look back on all the misery
And all the heartache that they brought to me
I wouldn’t change it for another chance
'Cause blood is thicker than any circumstance
One! Ha ha ha!
Two! C’mon Love!
One!
Two!
One! Two! Three! Hit it!
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Unfortunately. It's time for us to say goodnight!
To all of our family!
Yeah, that's right!
You're my family!
Yeah, that's right!
And never doubt, that your family is your friend!
Yeah! That's right!
And never doubt, that without your family
You are nothing!
Yeah, that's right!
The most of all
And most importantly
Never doubt yourself
Right ladies?
On your knees!
Aren’t they lovely?
Yes!
Alright! I love you both now!
Never forget!
Never, never, never forget!
That your famiy is your friend!
That's your friend!
All your family!
And without them
You are nothing!
Nothing!
Piece of shit!
As long as I live!
I'll never forget, you guys!
I love you all!
You've done so much!
For me!
Thank y'all!
Oh my God!
Thank you, you guys!
I love you!
Are you jealous of me?
C'mon baby
Get in the hole! I love you tôo, Elvis!
Without Elvis, you are nothing!
Yes!
Missy!
Yes!
Get in the hole!
Rock, you have lipstick! You queen!
Ah!
Liz! I love you too!
Melly Mel! I’m nothing without you!
Ah!
Without my brother I’m inothing
Get in the hole! You asshole!
John!
Let's shake, baby!
Wait!
Alright! Can we give a hand to these people?
Yes!
Without them I am nothing!
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep people together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep people together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep people together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep people together
Keep people together forever and ever
Keep people together
Keep people together forever and ever
People together
Keep people together forever and ever
People together
Keep people together forever and ever
People together
People together forever and ever
Keep people together
People together forever and ever
People together
People together forever and ever
People together
People together forever and ever
People together
People together forever and ever
People together
People together forever and ever
People together
People together forever and ever
People together
People together forever and ever
People together
People together forever and ever
Keep people together