《性愛大師》前情提要 Previously on Masters Of Sex...
我迂迴幾下便輕易說服了你 I insinuated my way in with you easily enough.
你忘了是我選擇你擔任這份工作的 You're forgetting that I picked you for this job.
如果你硬要這麼說的話 If that's what you need to tell yourself.
他來了 這位聰明的醫生 Here he is, this brilliant doctor,
卻拿自己不孕不育的妻子沒辦法 stuck with a barren wife.
偉大的比爾·馬斯特斯絕對不會承認 There is no way the great Bill Masters
自己只能放空槍 is going to admit he's shooting blanks.
我妻子下周會過來 My wife is coming in next week.
我們決定讓她參加我的宮頸帽試驗 We've decided she'll join my cervical-cap trial.
我剛從斯高利教務長那兒回來 I've just returned from provost scully's office.
他今早正式叫停了我的研究 He shut down my study as of this morning.
你危及了這項研究 You jeopardized the study.
因此 你被解雇了 As a result, you're fired.
你繼任者到來之前你要繼續守在辦公桌前 I expect you to sit at your desk until your replacement is hired.
這個醫生 The doc here
會向我們講解他的那些小把戲 will demonstrate all of his...tricks.
大家對性愛一無所知 People are clueless about sex.
而你們是這方面的專家 And you ladies, you're the experts.
她在這裏幹什麼 What is she doing here?
幫你保住飯碗 Saving your bacon.
你為什麼要復原你曾結紮的輸卵管 Why would you want to reverse your tubal ligation?
你說呢 天才 當然是想要孩子了 I don't know, genius. To have kids!
你為什麼想要孩子 But why on God's earth would you want to have kids?
你是個同性戀 還是個妓女 You're a lesbian and a prostitute.
你給我放尊重點 A little respect.
我們能坦誠相待 正視現在的問題嗎 Can we speak honestly about what's really going on here?
你需要我協助研究 You need me in the study.
所以我被重新僱傭了嗎 是還是不是 So, am I rehired? Yes or no?
你明天會有工作 You'll have a job tomorrow.
除此之外... Beyond that...
我沒辦法確定未來會怎樣 I really can't tell the future.
性 愛 大 師
第一季 第三集
東林兔 又名東部棉尾兔 Sylvilagus floridanus. Eastern cottontail.
那只比較活潑的是羅密歐 我們的公兔 The frisky one is Romeo, the buck.
你看到它用爪子猛拍另一隻了嗎 See the way he swats her with his paws?
這是求偶行為 A courtship ritual.
羅徹斯特大學 1945年
如果雌兔接受求歡 If the doe is amenable,
她就會抬起自己的尾巴 就像這樣 she, uh, she offers herself by lifting up her tail, like so...
公兔會從它身後騎上去 the buck mounting from behind.
你看 它用牙緊緊咬著雌兔的脖子 See, he grips her by the neck with his teeth
是為了防止它逃跑 so she can't escape.
到現在為止 我花了兩個月的時間 Now, I-I spent two months
想要使雌兔進入排卵期 結果一無所獲 trying to coax the female into ovulation with no success.
結果發現雌兔根本沒有發情期 Turns out the female has no estrus cycle.
只要一被公兔騎上 它就會自動排卵 She spontaneously ovulates when mounted by the male.
我再也無法正視瑪格麗特的皮草了 I'll never look at Margaret's furs the same way again.
-它死了嗎 -不 只是睡著了 - Is he dead? - No. Sleeping it off.
公兔會在高潮的瞬間昏睡過去 The male passes out at the moment of climax.
公兔的任務到此為止 The buck stops here.
妊娠期將持續一個月 Gestation lasts a month.
它會生下四到六隻幼崽 She can birth four to six kits
生產72小時之後 and be ready
它就能準備好開始下一段浪漫邂逅 for another affaire de coeur within 72 hours.
真是 很有教育意義 That's...very edifying.
也非常簡單 只對兔子而言 And simple, really -- well, for rabbits.
處於進化鏈上層的動物就要複雜的多 It's more complex when you move up the evolutionary chain.
如果你想讓獼猴在這裏交配 If you're thinking of mating rhesus monkeys down here,
你最好先跟格拉德斯通院長說清楚 you'd better clear it with Dean Gladstone.
你知道 人類 You know, humans
將最原始的性衝動 have taken the basic impulse for sex
深深地隱藏在了某些痛苦折磨之中 and turned it into some unrecognizable ordeal --
浪漫 騎士精神 社交禮儀 romance, chivalry, codes of etiquette,
我應該戴哪條領帶 which necktie should I be wearing,
我應該在路邊說再見 should I say goodnight at the curb
還是送她回住所 or walk her to the door?
如果我們直接快刀斬亂麻 What if we could just cut through the maze
直奔主題會怎麼樣 to the essentials?
如果我們能搞明白在這荒唐的一切背後 What if we could understand the basic physiology
所掩藏的基本生理需要又會怎樣 underneath all that nonsense?
跟卡洛琳鬧矛盾了嗎 Are things not going well with Caroline?
卡洛琳回田納西州了 Caroline went back to Tennessee.
我們一個月沒說過話了 I haven't spoken to her in a month.
我想研究人類 人類的性慾 I want to study humans -- human sexuality.
-從沒有人研究過 -那是事出有因的 - It's never been done. - For a good reason.
當人們問喬治·馬洛裏 When they asked George Mallory
為什麼他要攀登珠穆朗瑪峰時 why'd he climb Everest,
記得他的回答嗎 remember what he said?
珠穆朗瑪峰可不會射精 比爾 Mount Everest doesn't ejaculate, Bill.
事實是 巴頓 The real truth, Barton, is...
我對性愛一無所知 I don't know anything about sex.
而你也一樣 And you don't, either.
但你不想知道嗎 But wouldn't you like to know?
難道大家都不想得到點答案嗎 I mean, wouldn't everyone like to know some answers?
如果我們能研究這個從未研究過的課題 Wouldn't we all be so much better off
大家不是能更加如魚得水嗎 if we could shine a light into the darkness?
婚禮是五月份 在聖奧爾本斯舉行 The wedding is in May. It's at St. Albans.
深呼吸 Deep breath.
聖路易斯 1957年2月
我想我得減六磅 I'm thinking I should lose six pounds.
你覺得如果我減六磅 Don't you think I'd look better in my dress
穿婚紗會不會更好看 if I lost six pounds?
我不這麼認為 你身體非常健康 I don't. You're the picture of good health.
我們是不是該談談你到底為什麼來這兒 Should we discuss why you're really here?
你現在性生活頻繁嗎 Have you become sexually active?
天啊 當然不 只是 Oh, God, no. It's just...
如果我們 if we were to...
想要婚姻幸福的話 consummate the marriage...
我希望如此 I hope you will.
我還有三個學期才能從馬裏維爾學院畢業 I have three semesters left at Maryville,
然後 只靠威拉德 a-and, well, with --
在銀行工作的薪水養家的話 with Willard's salary at the bank.
古因紐特人 The ancient Inuits
有一套為家庭規劃的體系 had a system for family planning.
他們會將不想要的孩子扔進北冰洋 They used to toss unwanted children into the Arctic Sea.
現代節育手段沒有什麼丟人的 Modern birth control is nothing to be ashamed of.
你知道如何使用避孕套嗎 Do you know how to apply a condom?
我 我不確定我能做得到... Uh. Oh. I'm...not sure I could...
還有別的選擇 乳膏 凝膠 There are other options -- creams, jellies.
像果醬一樣嗎 還是 L-like marmalade? Or...
子宮帽是一個橡皮蓋 The diaphragm is a rubber cap
能阻止外來物進入子宮 that blocks the passage to the uterus.
它很安全 有效 並完全與人體獨立 It's safe, effective, and perfectly discrete.
很好 那我要那個小的 All right. I will take the small one.
不行 這個裝置要根據 No. The device is sized
你的子宮頸尺寸來製造 to fit your cervix.
我的子宮頸 是哪 And my cervix is...where?
對 我也這麼想 你懷孕多久了 Yes, I think so. How many months long are you?
六個半月 6 1/2.
太令人興奮了 Oh, how exciting.
比爾 Bill.
今晚的安排 The schedule for tonight.
我們的日程排的滿滿的 We have a full dance card.
本來安排在九點的人退出了 Our 9:00 backed out.
她之前與客戶約好要見面 She had a previous date with a customer,
但我說服了妓院裏另一個姑娘來頂她的位置 but I convinced one of the other girls at the brothel to fill in.
初診表格你填完了嗎 Are you finished with the intake forms?
填完之後馬上放到我桌子上 Place them on my desk as soon as they're done,
我需要你去趟洗衣店 and I'll need you to run down to the laundry
去拿德保羅醫生的白大褂 and pick up a lab coat for a "Dr. Depaul" --
最好在午餐前完成 before lunch, preferably.
婦產科
迪邁洛小姐 Ah, Miss Dimello.
你不是應該在接電話嗎 Shouldn't you be answering phones?
你這一個星期都在躲著我 You've been dodging me all week.
如果你知道我有病人要看可能會很吃驚 Well, it might surprise you to know I have patients.
我們做了交易的 記得嗎 And we had a deal, remember?
你想給你的科學小課題找點姑娘 You wanted girls for your little science project.
我給了你一座後宮 現在輪到你埋單了 I gave you a harem. Now it's your turn to pony up.
我給了你想要的工作 I gave you the job you wanted.
我想做那個手術 我想要輸卵管復通 I want that operation. I want my tubes untied.
我要結婚了 我的未婚夫想生很多孩子 I'm getting married, and my fiance wants lots of kids.
你的未婚夫 那個花生國王 Your fiance, the peanut king.
是椒鹽脆餅 Pretzels.
一個男人突然決定 A man who suddenly decided
找一個女同性戀妓女實現他的夙願 a lesbian prostitute is the answer to all his prayers.
如果這個你腦海中的虛構人物真的娶了你 If this figment of your imagination actually marries you,
我就在你登記時給你買一套韋奇伍德陶瓷 I'll buy you all the wedgwood china on your registry.
你真是個自以為是的混蛋 You're a smug bastard.
我只是不想捲入你詭異的幻想生活中 I simply refuse to be drawn into your peculiar fantasy life.
這都拜你所賜 一個成天幻想著 Coming from you, the one with fantasies
妓女們渾身插滿電線的怪胎 of hookers being plugged into wires.
一個受人尊敬的醫生 A respectable doctor
觀察裸體妓女干一隻電動陽具 watching naked prostitutes hump an electric dildo.
我的時間表排得非常滿 I have a very full schedule.
我會盡力而為 I'll see what I can do.
只不過 Just don't,
別再來找我了 Just don't come back to me
尤其當你獨自懷著孕並且沒人可求的時候 When you're alone and pregnant and have nowhere to turn.
你真是個好人 You're a prince!
你好 女士們 再次見到你們真好 Hello, ladies. How lovely to see you again.
每個人都請拿一張卡片 Everybody, please take a card.
這些是你們的號碼 These are your numbers.
然後輪到你們時 我們會把牌子翻到你們的號碼 Then we will consult the board to see when your number's up.
表示我們準備好找你了 That means we're ready for you.
就像在熟食品櫃檯似的 Like at the deli counter.
不過我們不是肉 Except we're the meat.
我猜你嘗起來就像冰凍橙子露 I bet you taste just like orange sherbet.
我可不在名單上 I'm not on the menu.
年齡 Age?
不知道 35吧 I don't know. 35?
沒準你可以數一下我陰道上的年輪 Maybe you can count the rings on my hoo-ha.
你在性方面活躍嗎 Are you sexually active?
莫琳 這只是醫院方面的一個初步問卷 Maureen, this is just an early questionnaire from the hospital.
我們想在給調查對像帶上電線前 We wanted to get to know our subjects
瞭解一下她們 而且我們確實也想知道 before we wired them up, and we still want to know.
好吧 Okeydokey.
是的 我性活躍 Yes, I'm sexually active.
你是不是要問我結婚沒有 Are you gonna ask me if I'm married?
那個... 正是下一個問題 That... is the next question.
結了 I am.
我丈夫姓洛克菲勒 My husband's a Rockefeller.
我來這裏只是想喝咖啡 I only come here for the coffee.
你和你的配偶會多頻繁地來... And how frequently do you and your spouse en...
你進行交媾的頻率大概如何呢 How frequently do you engage in coitus?
交... Co...
性行為的意思 Sex.
我有多少次性行為嗎 How much sex do I have?
我得說... 很多次 I would say... A lot.
比方說 每...多久五次呢 For example, five times per...
每天五次 當然是生意好的時候 Day. Sure, on a good day.
也許我們應該開始進行實質性研究了 Perhaps we should move on to the actual study.
我們現在所做的是從盡可能廣泛的樣本群 All we're doing is collecting physiological data
收集生理學數據資料 from the widest sample group possible,
用那些數據 我們會建立一個統計圖譜 And from that, we'll build a statistical picture
描繪關於性行為時身體發生的事情 of what happens to the body during sex.
那是幹什麼用的 And what's that for?
是一個用來進行自我刺激的儀器 It's a device for self stimulation.
所以怎麼著 你把我連到儀器上 So, what? You plug me in, and
我就用這東西戳自己嗎 I, uh, diddle myself with this?
直到你達到高潮 沒錯 Until you climax, yes.
尤里西斯其實只是個大振動棒 Ulysses is really just a big vibrator.
你不是必須用它的 You don't have to use it.
取決於你一般怎麼來滿足自己 It depends on how you normally pleasure yourself.
我會吃經期止痛藥和看《通用電氣劇場》節目 I take a midol and watch "General electric theater."
行了 聽著 Okay, look.
你們想讓我高潮 You want me to come,
我能遠遠超出你們的期望 I can blow the doors off.
只是我得按自己的方法來 I just got to do it my own way.
你只有用四肢著地的姿勢才能高潮嗎 You can only climax in the all-fours position?
那是我的預備姿勢 That's where I start,
我還需要一點額外幫助 but I need a little extra help.
不幸的是 Well, unfortunately,
尤里西斯是我們今天晚上帶來的 Ulysses is the only mechanical stimulation
唯一的一種機械刺激道具 we brought with us tonight.
對不起 I'm sorry.
只是... 我覺得這玩意不會起作用 I just... I don't think it's working.
將近20分鐘了 Nearly 20 minutes.
你一般都這麼難達到高潮嗎 Do you normally have this much trouble climaxing?
說真的 我好幾年都沒到過了 Honestly, I haven't come in years.
實際上我都不記得那到底是什麼感覺了 In fact, I can't remember what it feels like.
我還有錢拿嗎 Do I still get paid?
你確定這是你達到高潮的唯一辦法嗎 You're sure this is the only way you can orgasm?
如果我自己都不確定 還有誰行 If I'm not sure, who is?
告訴他我不是玻璃人 行不行 Tell him I'm not made of glass, will ya?
金潔不是玻璃做的 Ginger is not made of glass.
使勁 Harder.
再使點勁 Oh, even harder!
上帝啊 用力 Oh, my god! Harder!
姐到高潮了 小甜心 給力啊 Here I come, sweetie. Yeah!
上帝啊 高潮要來了 Oh, god! I'm coming!
天啊 太帶勁了 God, yes!
4分22秒 4 minutes, 22 seconds.
非常... 高效 Very... Efficient.
沒錯 很好 姐為了科學幹什麼都行 Right. Good. Anything for science.
莫琳 指針根本沒動過 Maureen, the needle never moved.
是嗎 那是什麼術語 Yeah? Is that technical-ese
是我應該明白的什麼東西嗎 for something I'm supposed to understand?
意思是說你剛才假裝自己高潮了 Well, it means you faked your orgasm.
一週六晚 週三和週日下午還有加場 Six nights a week, matinees wednesdays and saturdays.
你一直是個很棒的觀眾 You've been a swell audience.
萊麗護士 我馬上需要一個輪椅 Nurse Riley, I need a wheelchair immediately!
他們在校園裏給你找了一間公寓嗎 They found you an apartment on campus?
馬上就能入住 又離醫院近 It's serviceable, close to the hospital,
我估計我會在那度過大部分時光 Where I expect I'll spend most of my time.
弗吉妮婭 Virginia.
給德保羅醫生的介紹資料 The coat for Dr. Depaul.
醫生 Doctor?
莉莉安·德保羅 Lillian Depaul,
我們非常幸運 Whom we were lucky enough to
才從康奈爾挖過來的 lure away from Cornell.
我本想帶你參觀一下 I'd give you the nickel tour,
但我有一個子宮脫垂患者在樓上 But I have a uterine prolapse upstairs.
我可以帶德保羅醫生四處看看 I could show Dr. Depaul around.
馬斯特斯夫人 抱歉讓你久等 Mrs. Masters, sorry about the wait.
看在上帝的份上 叫我莉比就行了 For heaven's sake, it's "Libby."
我們就不用拘於禮數了 Let's not stand on ceremony.
我是不是要... Shall I, um...
今天只做血液檢查 Just the blood work today.
剩下的在明天做宮頸帽前就能弄妥 The rest we will sort out before the capping tomorrow.
值得做的事情都是不容易的 Nothing worth doing comes easy.
不過有一些明顯比其他的要容易點 Easier for some than others, evidently.
護士們都在討論那個孕婦 The nurses are all abuzz about the pregnant woman,
你的門診病人 your walk-in.
真的是四胞胎嗎 Is it really quadruplets?
她差點站不住了 She nearly keeled over
當我告訴她懷了四個的時候 when I told her she had four on the way.
她在樓下臥床休息 She's on bed rest downstairs.
會有點疼 Quick pinch.
要裝下他們肚子得大得像房子一樣吧 Please tell me she's as big as a house.
還得是個有四個車庫的房子 With a four-car garage.
如果她應付不來四個的話 Well, if she can't handle four,
我倒是很樂意幫她分擔一個 I would be glad to take one off her hands.
就像巴雷特姐妹事件又重新上演了 It's the Barrett Sisters all over again.
你不知道德克薩斯州的四胞胎嗎 The quads from Texas?
好多雜誌都爭相報道過 It was in all the magazines
《看客》 《生活》 《真實故事》 Look, Life, True Story.
-真的嗎 -是的 - Really? - Mm.
《婦女生活》裏足足有一整個版面 There was also a whole spread in Women's Day.
有那四個小女孩和醫生的彩色照片 Color photos of the four little girls and the doctor.
那醫生長得挺像蒙哥馬利·克裏夫特的 Mm. He looked just like Montgomery Clift.
蒙哥馬利·克裏夫特 美國著名演員
我有個大學兄弟會好友 I've got a fraternity buddy
他負責郵報的本地新聞版面 who writes the local page at the post-dispatch.
吉瓦尼斯俱樂部午宴 走失寵物什麼的 Kiwanis club luncheons, lost pets.
他會很樂意報道這樣的新聞的 He would chew his arm off for a story like this.
任何宣傳對醫院都是有利的 No such thing as bad publicity.
那不一定 比如說死胎 Sure there is -- stillbirth.
你知道多胎妊娠的情況下 Do you know the perinatal mortality rate
圍產期死亡率是多少嗎 in multiple pregnancy?
別想得那麼容易 We don't count chickens.
我保證我能應付得來 I promise you I can handle it.
讓馬斯特斯接手 這是個高風險的案例 Masters will handle it. It's a high-risk case.
但這是屬於我的高風險案例 It's my high-risk case!
我的實習期還有六個月就結束了 Look, my fellowship is up in six months.
希望您能考慮讓我成為正式職工 I'd like to be considered for a staff position.
您也曾經年輕過 You were a young doctor once.
八百年前的事了 Back in the paleozoic.
我已經跟在比爾·馬斯特斯的手下 I've been riding shotgun with Bill Masters
有一年半了 for a year and a half.
我已經學會了他能教的一切 I have learned everything he has to teach.
你倒是挺自負的 Well, you're certainly cocky enough.
這點倒是跟比爾學得挺像的 Maybe you've learned something from Bill after all.
好吧 All right.
這個四胞胎是你的了 The quads are yours.
但在他們出生之前 But no showboating in front of the press
你不准跟媒體透露一個字 until after they're born.
而且接生時馬斯特斯要從旁協助 And I want Masters in there with you as your second.
明白了嗎 Understood?
很清楚 Absolutely.
餐廳營業到八點 The cafeteria is open until 8:00.
做的雖然不是什麼高級料理 It's not exactly haute cuisine,
但巧克力布丁非常不錯 but they do make a mean chocolate pudding.
醫院的東翼就在前面 And the east wing is down there.
那邊有精神科 骨科 It's psychiatrists, osteopaths,
還有個叫"放血科"的地方 something called "phlebotomy".
我可不想知道那裏會發生什麼 Don't ask me what happens there.
靜脈穿刺 Venipuncture.
靜脈穿刺 原來是這樣 Venipunctur. Right.
你為什麼會離開康奈爾呢 So, doctor, why did you leave Cornell?
雖說是婦女醫學 卻是由男人們主宰 Woman's medicine, ironically, is a bit of a boys' club.
是啊 這裏也是男人的天下 Yes. There's no shortage of testosterone around here, either.
真高興可以在這見到一位女醫生 It's nice to see a woman in a lab coat for a change.
醫生 Doctor...
為馬斯特斯醫生工作 Working at Dr. Masters' desk,
有時可以得到一些特權 it comes with certain privileges...
像優先拿到測試結果 儀器使用等等 expedited testing, access to equipment.
所以如果有任何需要我幫你... So if there's anything I can ever do to help you get...
那就給我杯咖啡吧 I could use a coffee.
要加糖嗎 Sugar?
黑咖啡就好 Black.
你好嗎 How are you?
我擅自調整了下問卷 I took the liberty of changing some of the questions,
替換了一些不適用的問題 the ones that didn't seem to apply.
不介意我試試嗎 Mind if I try them out?
這看起來像是你的強項 Seems to be your strong suit.
擅於跟女孩們打交道嗎 Getting on well with the girls?
自作主張 Taking liberties.
年齡 Age?
下周滿20歲 20 next week.
顯然你的性生活很頻繁 And obviously you're sexually active,
但鑒於性生活是工作的一部分 but seeing how sex is also your work...
你會從性交中獲得快感嗎 do you ever get pleasure from intercourse?
算是吧 Eventually.
性交能賺到錢 而錢能讓我獲得快感 I get money from intercourse. I get pleasure from money.
你是想知道我會高潮嗎 You want to know do I come?
你會嗎 Do you?
只能說有些快感金錢也買不到 Some pleasures even money doesn't buy.
你是怎樣開始瞭解性的 What is your first association with sex?
船錨 Anchors.
你說什麼 I'm sorry?
我從小在沃西納的叔叔家長大 I, uh, grew up over in Wathena, my uncle's place.
那是我房間牆紙的圖案 There was this wallpaper in my room,
淡藍的顏色 上面印著小船錨 baby blue with little anchors on it.
叔叔向來不太理睬我 直到我開始發育 My uncle never had much use for me, till I filled out.
從此以後 他就經常侵犯我 After that, it wasn't exactly a prizefight.
他喜歡按著我的手臂 He'd pin my arms.
我就會看著船錨 幻想有一天加入海軍 I'd look at those anchors and think about joining the navy --
環遊世界 See the world.
可沒人告訴我他們不招女孩 Nobody told me they don't take girls.
那你的父母呢 W-what about your parents?
你的姨媽或者... Your aunt or...
只有叔叔是我唯一的親人 Just my uncle. That's it.
你們要真想瞭解性 那該去找他談談 You want to know about sex, he's the one you ought to talk to.
他教會了我所知道的一切 Taught me everything I know.
還有別的問題嗎 What else you got?
就這些了 謝謝你 Nothing. Thank you.
或許我們該進行下一步的檢查了 Perhaps we should, uh, proceed to the exam.
對 就是那裏 就是這樣 Yeah, right there. Yeah, that's it.
"急性輸..." "Acute...Salpin--"
-輸卵管炎 -輸卵管炎 - Salpingitis. - Salpingitis.
就沒有一個女孩是身體健康的嗎 Does even one of the girls have a clean bill of health?
一個都沒有 Not one.
有八例尿道旁腺炎 就是淋病 I've seen eight cases of skenitis -- gonorrhea,
一例傳染性骨盆炎 an epidemic of P.I.D. -- pelvic inflammatory disease.
這不是我期望中全面的樣本 Not exactly the broad sample group I had in mind.
再說 如果沒有男性參與 Plus, we're ignoring half the picture
這項研究也只能是片面的 because there's no men in the study.
就不能從來這的男人裏湊出幾個嗎 How hard could it be to scare up a few men around here?
我問過了 客人是不能碰的 I've asked. Clients are a nonstarter.
這什麼時候阻止過我們了 And when has a nonstarter ever stopped us?
是阻止你 You.
-好吧 去叫貝蒂來 -我做不到 - Fine. Go get betty. - I can't.
她正在醫院修養 準備明天的手術 She's at the hospital, resting up for surgery tomorrow.
你現在才來請求我 Now you ask a favor,
就在你準備把我開膛破肚的時候嗎 when you're about to open me up like a sardine can?
如果不重要我也不會開口了 I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
聽起來更像是威脅 More like blackmail.
這種事你可幹了不少 A practice with which you're well acquainted.
那你要多少男人 So, how many guys do you want?
我見識過在你那出入的客人了 Well, I've seen the specimens that come through your door.
我只希望他們不吸毒 身體健康 I just want them clean, healthy,
還有盡量屬於統計上的平均水平 and statistically average.
沒問題 Right-o.
那你進手術室之前先推我去打個電話 Wheel me past a phone before you slice me open, then.
我會讓護士推你去的 I'll have the nurse handle it,
我在裏面等你 and I'll see you inside.
手術過程不會很長 The procedure isn't long.
你會沒事的 You're gonna be fine.
這樣 能讓我們在你生產前 This way, we will have the lay of the land
看到整體的狀態 before we pop the hood.
你在報社的那朋友真的 Your friend's a real chatterbox--
挺喋喋不休 from the newspaper.
他們想給活動配張照片 They want a photo to go with the contest.
什麼活動 Contest?
"四胞胎取名活動" "Name The Quadruplets."
獲勝者能得到一台烤箱 The winner gets a free toaster oven.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我告訴過他等生產結束才能發新聞 I told him to sit on the story until after the delivery.
不能這麼亂來 別再接他電話了 This has to stop now. No more phone calls.
我才不管是不是無人接聽 I don't care if it rings off the hook.
我來對付報社那群人 I'll handle the papers.
接線員 請問需要轉給誰 Operator. How may I direct your call?
我要接外線 I need an outside line.
瘢痕組織嗎 Scar tissue?
牽開器 Retractor.
天吶 盆腔炎嗎 Christ, is that all P.I.D.?
是的 據說她是個交際花 Yeah. Rumor is, she used to be a party girl.
至少她都是在舒服的躺著 At least she's comfortable on her back.
出去 Scrub out.
-什麼 -你們兩個 都出去 - What? - Get out, both of you.
怎麼還不能拿用爛的婊子開玩笑了嗎 Since when can't we joke about some worn-out hooker?
10號手術刀 Number 10 scalpel.
你好 Hi.
我剛查了下比爾的手術日程 I just checked in on Bill's surgery.
本來一小時就該完成 It was supposed to be an hour.
現在已經四小時了 It's now going on four.
我已經習慣和密蘇里 I'm used to sharing Bill
一半的准媽媽們分享比爾了 with half the expectant mothers in Missouri.
坐一會吧 好嗎 You'll sit for a minute, won't you?
再等12小時 我就能回家上床休息了 Another 12 hours, then I'm on bed rest at home.
好的 Sure.
醫生休息室裏有台電視 There's a television in the doctors' lounge.
我可以在 I could hijack it
普拉特護士發現前偷過來 and wheel it in before Nurse Pratt sees me.
但不能告訴比爾 We couldn't tell Bill.
一說到醫院規定 他就成了老古板 He's like a hall monitor when it comes to hospital rules.
對 除非是他自己違反的規定 Yes, unless he's the one breaking them, of course.
他要知道我去偷電視 Mm. Well, he would definitely give me
肯定會用典型的比爾·馬斯特斯表情瞪我 the patented Bill Masters stare for filching a TV.
不能笑 我不該亂動的 I shouldn't laugh. I'm not supposed to move.
你也不該還忙別的事啊 You're not supposed to be working, either.
你在寫什麼 What are you writing?
我要告訴你 你肯定會覺得無聊的 If I told you, you would slip into a coma.
是插花設計 It's floral arrangements.
他們讓我負責三一執事午餐會的籌劃 Mm. They have me planning the trinity deacons' lunch.
我多想能學會拒絕這些東西 I wish I knew how to say no to these things.
我都沒辦法把花插的 I can't put three stems in a vase
不像是在葬禮上用的 without it looking like a funeral.
有的人有孩子 Some people have children.
我只有一堆座位表 I have seating charts
和一個沒法懷孕的肚子 and a uterus incompatible with conception.
牽開器 Retractor.
暴露面積要再大些 繼續 I need more exposure. Move it!
手術刀 Scalpel.
馬斯特斯醫生 Dr. Masters.
馬斯特斯醫生 Dr. Masters!
縫合吧 Close her up.
她還好嗎 Is she gonna be all right?
誰 Who?
貝蒂 My Betty.
我是吉恩 她的未婚夫 I'm Gene, her fiance.
別告訴我它破裂了 Oh, don't tell me it burst.
她的闌尾 Her appendix?
她的闌尾沒問題 Her appendix is fine.
那就好 Oh.
她讓我保證不會過來 And she made me promise not to come.
說我總是想太多 就會給自己找不愉快 She said I worry too much. I'm gonna give myself an ulcer.
沒什麼好擔心的 There's nothing to worry about.
太謝謝了 天啊 Oh, thanks, god.
我都為我們倆計劃好了 I got big plans for Betty and me--
生三個女孩 三個男孩 three girls, three boys.
可能還會養隻狗 We'll probably get a dog, too.
我能進去看看她嗎 Can I look in on her?
等我先和她談談 Let me talk to her first.
好的 All right.
你知道嗎 貝蒂沒騙人 You know, Betty didn't lie--
你是聖路易斯最好的醫生 best doc in St. Louis, huh?
對嗎 Huh?
坐會兒吧 Take a seat.
那是導尿管 It's the tracheal catheter.
有酸痛感是正常的 喝點水會稍微緩解 Some soreness is normal. Water will help.
你有慢性輸卵管炎 Y-you have chronic salpingitis, um...
是盆腔感染引發的 an inflammation of the fallopian tubes
一種輸卵管炎癥 caused by pelvic infection.
我或許可以取掉你的結紮 I probably could have reversed the ligation,
但是組織損傷... but the tissue damage...
已經太深了 it's too far gone.
你想再懷孕已經不可能了 It won't be possible for you to get pregnant.
對不起 I'm sorry.
這完全是濫用醫療資源 It was an abuse of hospital resources,
浪費我的時間 a waste of my time.
你已經盡全力去幫她了 You did everything you could to help her.
我相信她也懂的 I'm sure she knows that.
收集到的全是些性無能的傾斜數據 All to gather skewed data from a house full of sexual invalids.
你盡力了才是最重要的 What matters is you held up your end of the deal,
貝蒂也是 and so did Betty.
今晚我們有男性實驗者 你會高興的 Tonight we have male subjects, and I think you'll be pleased.
但我不認為得麻疹以後照的照片會好看 But I don't think measles will photograph too well.
這可是彩色照片 This picture's in technicolor,
所以我最好還是得猩紅熱吧 so I better change it to scarlet fever.
我八歲的時候 連打了兩天的嗝 When I was 8, I had the hiccups for two days.
這個我要留著 This I'm not gonna change.
我猜你就是那個怪胎醫生吧 Dr. Frankenstein, I presume.
你不用脫褲子 暫時還不需要 Oh, you can keep your pants on for now.
我以為你想讓我... I thought you wanted me to...
我們先來聊一聊 We're going to talk first.
瞭解一下對方 We'll get to know each other.
就像約會那樣嗎 Like a date?
然後馬斯特斯醫生會為你接上儀器實驗 And then Dr. Masters will wire you up for the study.
怎麼了 What?
只是 說實話 你不像我想像的那樣 Uh, it's just, to be honest, you're not what I expected.
穿女裝的偽娘嗎 Purse and heels?
我想說的是... What I meant is...
你不像是花錢買春的那類男人 That you just-- you don't look like a guy who pays for sex.
我不買春 是男人買我 Oh, I don't pay. Guys pay me.
我在市中心的康莫德酒店掙錢 I work out of the Commodore Hotel downtown.
所以就是打灰機 注意別拽掉線就行了唄 So, yank off, but don't yank off the wires.
知道了 Got it.
這些線纜通過電壓 The, uh, wires translate voltage
將你的心跳轉換成紙上的圖形符號 from your heartbeat into graphic notations on paper.
它還會畫畫嗎 It draws pictures?
畫出波形 我們通過波形得出關於 It draws waveforms, from which we draw conclusions
自慰與性愛之間相對明顯的 about the physiology of masturbation
生理學結論 and sex more broadly.
有多明顯 How broadly?
你打算研究真實的性愛嗎 You're gonna study actual sex?
最後會的 Eventually.
也包括基佬的性愛嗎 Queer sex, too?
所以你是... So you're...
"龍陽之好"嗎 Light in the loafers?
同性戀 Homosexual.
額 我肏男人 Uh, well, I fuck men --
當然大多數時候都被男人肏 Or get fucked, mostly.
看顧客要什麼了 Dealer's choice.
那麼 And...
你會覺得爽嗎 當小受的時候 Is that, uh, stimulating for you -- the passive role?
那要嫖客的技巧 還有體位 Depends on the john, the position.
我喜歡後入式 I like to work on my back.
就是所謂的... 額 傳教士體位麼 As in the, uh, missionary...position.
恐怕我不是很懂 I'm afraid I don't follow.
天吶 你還真是新手 Christ, you're green.
知道嗎 人們經常花錢看活春宮 You know...guys pay to watch all the time.
你是搞科研的 You're a man of science.
要不我把卡爾叫來 我們演示給你看 Why don't I grab Carl, and... We'll show you how it's done.
看來你的進展頗有成效啊 Well, it looks like you've had a productive session.
真的沒法在這個地方繼續研究了 It is utterly impossible to continue the study here.
樣本偏差太大了 The sampling is hopelessly biased.
偏差 Biased?
妓女 Prostitutes.
同性戀 Homosexuals.
他們跟正常狀況偏差太大了 They're three standard deviations from the norm.
你沒法從異類和不正常的人身上 You can't deduce a model of normal physiology with...
推導出普適的生理模型 outliers and misfits.
我們的路走得太偏了 We're -- we're so far from the bell curve...
偏的都看不到路了 We can't even hear it ringing.
那我們該怎麼辦 So, what do we do?
我不知道 I don't know.
你太著急了 比爾 You sure made a hash of this, Bill.
夾子別拿的那麼緊 You've got to go easy on the forceps.
你們家老頭兒沒教過你怎麼燒烤嗎 Your old man never taught you how to barbecue?
他不怎麼喜歡戶外活動 Oh, he's not much of an outdoorsman.
現在 So, now that you've got
你已經拿到了醫學學士學位 a medical degree burning a hole in your pocket,
接下來有什麼打算 how do you plan to spend it?
如果 如果一個人一心想要 If -- if one really intended to, uh...
研究人類性行為 pursue the -- the science of human sexuality --
又來了 我還以為我們已經聊完這個話題了 Oh, don't start. I thought we settled this.
但要是那個人堅持呢 But if one did?
因為那個人瘋了嗎 Because one was deranged?
因為那個人下定了決心 One was determined, you know?
那他應該怎麼做 How -- how would one go about it?
來嘛 假設一下 Come on. H-hypothetically.
你得上點兒年紀 Well, you'd need to be out of short pants,
這是其一 for one thing.
二十多歲的年輕人幹這種事兒的話 A young buck in his 20s doing this kind of work,
會顯得像個偷窺狂 you'd look like a peeping tom.
那 那要多大年紀 So, how -- how old?
至少四十歲吧 40 at least,
然後你需要在世界一流的教學醫院裏 and you'd need an established practice
在某個令人尊敬的領域 at a world-class teaching hospital,
有足夠的實踐經驗 something in a respectable field.
泌尿科嗎 Urology?
婦產科 Obstetrics.
你還需要一個好形象 一個完美家庭 You'd also need a spick-and-span image, a perfect family.
這樣你首先要有一個妻子 That means a wife.
要是卡洛琳沒戲了 你就歇一晚上 If Caroline's kaput, you ought to take a night off work.
想想哪個護士可以考慮發展一下 Ask a nurse to the pictures.
別害臊 就當是搞研究 No! Call it research.
我在 我在等那個適合的姑娘 I'm -- I'm waiting for the right girl.
我們要吃漢堡了嗎 Are we having hamburgers?
是的 Yes, we are.
槍打出頭鳥 比爾 The world isn't kind to mavericks, Bill.
你想要過一種違背傳統的生活 You want to lead an unconventional life,
那就要學著隱藏鋒芒 you got to learn to hide in plain sight.
警長鄧肯 大主教彼得·奧萊利 Chief of police Duncan, archbishop Peter O'Reilly,
大衛·安豪瑟 懷亞特·布什 David anhauser, Wyatt Busch,
聖路易斯環球日報的理查德·安貝格 Richard Amberg at the St. Louis Globe,
還有董事會的全部七名成員 And all seven members of the board of trustees,
從唐納德·莫裏斯開始 Starting with Donald Morris.
我們要怎麼處理這些名字 And what are we going to do with these names?
在華盛頓大學的十二年裏 In 12 years at Washington University,
我接生了三千名嬰兒 I've delivered 3,000 babies.
我讓這些人沾光受譽 I have given families to the leading lights in this community,
現在這些人得幫幫我了 and now these men are gonna help me.
怎麼幫 By?
我還沒想好 但是斯高利肯定會聽他們的 I don't know yet, but Scully will have to listen to them.
他們會提醒斯高利我對這間醫院的價值 They will remind Scully of my value to this hospital.
你說過會跟我大概說說的 You told me you would give me a quote.
我說過讓你離我的病人和醫院遠一點 I told you to stay away from my patient and this hospital.
別這樣 大夫 簡單說說 Come on, doc. One quote.
要不我把警察叫來怎麼樣 How about I just call the police?!
你對四胞胎有什麼想說的嗎 You got a quote on the quad case?
什麼 The what?
四胞胎 就在這間醫院 Quads, here at the hospital.
考慮到這是婦產醫院的 Considering this is the first instance of quadruplets
首例四胞胎 here at maternity hospital,
那是不是有什麼風險呢 what are the risks involved with such a case,
馬斯特斯大夫 Dr...Masters?
她是個30歲懷了四胞胎的初產婦 She's a 30-year-old primipara with quadruplets.
這讓她胎盤早剝的幾率上升三個百分點 This raises her odds of placental abruption by a factor of 3,
毒血癥幾率上升十個百分點 toxemia by a factor of 10.
她的血壓很平穩 Her blood pressure is stable.
她幾天前就應該剖腹產了 She should have been sectioned out days ago.
哈斯醫生可以在觀察台觀看接生 Dr. Haas can watch the delivery from the observation deck.
這他媽是我的病案 It is my fucking case!
這個病案你一開始就不應該接 Which you should never have taken in the first place.
這是個高風險的手術 他還只是個實習的 This is high-risk surgery. He's a fellow.
所以我才讓馬斯特斯給你打電話做他的後備 Which is exactly why I had him call you in as his second.
我可是第一次聽說 Well, that's the first I'm hearing of it.
你的事兒還不夠多嗎 You don't have enough to do?
非得跑過來把我的病人偷走嗎 You have to come in here and steal my patient?
我能搞定這次接生 I can handle this delivery.
你等下一次吧 You'll catch the next one.
好 就這樣 There you go. There you go.
剪 Cut.
顯然她是個紐約來的產科醫師 Apparently, she's an O.B. from New York.
總覺得她應該更加精力充沛 You'd think she'd have more pizzazz.
不是曼哈頓 是伊薩卡 Not Manhattan -- Ithaca.
那兒實際上已經算加拿大了 It's practically Canada.
她在哈佛拿到了醫學博士學位 She got her M.D. at Harvard,
在賓夕法尼亞大學是霍林格的手術助手 Surgical fellowship with Hollinger at Penn.
我讀過他的推薦信 I read his letter of recommendation,
那上面說 要是他閉上眼睛 and it said, if his eyes had been closed,
根本分辨不出她是女人 he would not have known she was a woman.
我睜著眼睛也分辨不出 I can't tell with my eyes open.
其實我倒覺得挺勵志的 I think it's inspiring, actually --
一個女人靠自己能力過自己的生活 a woman making a life for herself on her own steam.
我只是沒法相信他們把她跟秘書們安排在一起 I just can't believe they put her in with the secretaries.
我不管她在哪裏上的學 Well, I don't care where she went to school.
我可不會讓女醫生看我的裙底 No lady doctor's looking up my skirt.
光是想想就夠噁心了 Just the thought is revolting.
你好 Hello?
莉比 Libby?
莉比 Lib?
吉妮 Gini.
門沒鎖 我不是故意闖進來的 The door was unlocked. I don't want to intrude.
願你有個好胃口[法語] Bon appetit.
食物很精美 Oh, it's beautiful.
之前肯定看上去更好 Well, it looked better on the can.
我覺得還是不要吃了 You don't have to eat it.
我不知道說啥好 I don't know what to say.
這是比爾的主意 It was Bill's idea.
他在忙著做四胞胎的接生手術呢 He's up to his elbows in the quadruplet surgery,
他不想讓你餓著 and he didn't want you to starve.
我還是早點回去吧 一會人又走光了 I should probably get back before I lose another sitter.
我走之前還有什麼要我幫忙的嗎 Is there anything I can do for you before I go?
有個... Uh, there's a --
壁櫥的頂層上有個箱子 There's a box up on the top shelf of the closet.
綠的那個 Green one.
真漂亮 Oh, they're darling.
把這個帶去病房給產婦吧 Take them and give them to a -- a mother from the ward.
總有人能用得到的 Someone should get some use out of them.
莉比 Libby.
我在比爾的抽屜裏發現了這個 I found this in Bill's drawer.
這是女性不孕的統計數據視圖 It's a statistical view of female sterility.
我現在的情況 幾率大概只有8% For my condition, it's 8%.
這意味著... That's the numbe--
我只有8%的幾率懷上孩子 an 8% chance that I will ever be pregnant.
這些測試和治療只是比爾在安慰我 All the tests and treatments -- Bill was just humoring me.
他應該有自己的家庭 He deserves a family.
但那個人絕對不會是我 But it's never gonna happen because of me.
不 不是這樣的 No. That's not true.
我真傻 還買什麼嬰兒服 And I'm so stupid. I bought baby clothes.
你不傻 這不是你的錯 這事兒怪比爾 You're not stupid, and it's not your fault. It's Bill.
你沒什麼病 莉比 You don't have a condition, Libby.
倒是比爾 It's Bill. He's the one.
他才是那個有病的人 He's the one with the problem.
他的精子數太低 His sperm count.
我看過你的檔案 I saw your file.
我的天 Oh, my god.
那... 不 That's -- oh, no.
伊桑也知道 只有我一個人被蒙在鼓裏 E-Ethan knows, too. Everyone but me.
你不能告訴比爾 You can't say anything to Bill.
拜託 如果他知道是我告訴你... Please, if he found out I told you --
很抱歉 莉比 真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry, Libby. I am.
我實在看不下去了 你在責怪自己 It just -- it doesn't seem right, you blaming yourself.
我去妓院找過你 I looked for you at the whorehouse.
你怎麼知道我在哪上班的 How do you know where I work?
我去過學校一兩次 I've been on campus once or twice.
我考慮過你的科學項目 I was thinking about your science project.
我想我能幫你 I figure I can help you.
我認識很多男的 I know a lot of guys.
他們會很高興賺這種輕鬆錢的 They'd be glad to make a quick buck.
跟我有什麼關係 I'm not interested in that.
你需要活體做實驗 不是嗎 Not in that way. You need warm bodies, right?
我們的需求變了 Our needs have changed.
聽著 我從沒想過自己會成為那種 Look, I never thought that I'd be something
科學家想研究的對象 a scientist would want to study.
我喜歡這個想法 I like the idea.
我也想盡一點力 I want to be part of it.
如果是錢的問題... If it's about the money --
我們正在開展一項關於正常人類行為的研究 We're conducting a study on normal human behavior.
那你意思是我不正常了嗎 You're saying I'm a deviant?
我的意思是你不符合我的研究標準 I'm saying you deviate -- statistically.
同性戀行為不在正常範圍之內 Homosexual behavior lies outside the norm,
因此也不在我們的研究範圍之內 therefore outside the purview of our study.
醫學界是不可能接受的 The medical community would never accept it.
好吧 Okay.
我說真有意思啊 It's funny, I guess.
你是你所謂的醫學界裏第二個操過我的人 You're the second person in the medical community to fuck me.
你什麼意思 What do you mean?
只是有件事 我視力不好 There's only one thing -- the eyesight is bad.
那你怎麼不戴眼鏡 Why don't you wear glasses?
-開什麼玩笑 -說真的 為什麼不戴 - Glasses?! - Sure. Why not?
因為戴著很麻煩 'cause they're terrible.
莉比 Libby?
當然 男人戴著感覺還不錯 Of course, they're not so bad on men.
你咋不躺著了 You're out of bed.
我沒煮飯 I didn't cook.
你自己去弄點吃的吧 You'll have to fend for yourself.
我不餓 I'm not hungry.
今天過得怎樣 How was your day?
挺有意思的 Interesting.
哦 我也是 Mm. So was mine.
我知道這些治療對你來說都很不容易 I know these treatments are difficult.
但是再堅持幾天就好了 But you'll be yourself in a few days,
我保證 I promise.
上天知道我們都有很重的負擔 God knows we all have our cross to bear.
照相的時候記得要笑哦 Smile pretty for the camera.
比爾 公關也是你的職責之一 Bill, P.R.'s part of the job,
育嬰箱要開著哦 keeps the incubators running.
五分鐘而已 這是必經之路 Five minutes. It's a necessary evil.
-馬斯特斯醫生 -馬斯特斯醫生 - Dr. Masters! - Dr. Masters!
懷上四胞胎的幾率是70萬分之一 1 in 700,000 -- those are the odds for quadruplets.
就跟被閃電劈到 You're more likely to get struck by lightning
採到一株四葉的三葉草一樣難 picking a four-leaf clover.
我不會告訴你們四胞胎接生的存活率 And I'm not gonna tell you the survival rate
因為說出來會嚇死你們 'cause it'll turn your hair white.
孩子的母親和我們醫院都非常榮幸 It was the great fortune of their mother and this hospital
能和這樣一位萬里挑一的醫生一起 that we had a one-in-a-million surgeon on hand
迎接四位寶寶來到這個世上 to shepherd four perfect babies into the world,
他就是我的同事及好友威廉·馬斯特斯醫生 My colleague and dear friend Dr. William Masters.
和嬰兒合個影吧 遞個孩子給他 With the babies. Hand him a baby.
站好一點 靠緊點 All right, get in nice and tight.
-站那就行 -好勒 - Right there. - There you go.
-笑一個 -看這邊 - Smile. - Right here.
再來一張 One shot.
馬斯特斯醫生 看這邊 Dr. Masters, right here.
-非常好 -很好 很好 - Perfect. - Very nice. Very nice.
要拍咯 There you go.
-再靠近點 -笑一個 - Closer. - Smile.
貝蒂 Betty.
他們說你要出院了 我會想你的 They said you'd checked out. I thought I'd missed you.
肯定是吉恩那個大嘴巴到處在說吧 Gene's pulling the wagon around.
差點就要滑掉了 Ah, it's gonna slip right off.
你知道他怎麼跟我說的嗎 You know what he told me?
他要給第一胎男孩取名叫威廉·馬斯特斯 He said, firstborn son, he wants to name it after Bill Masters.
其實他已經在裝潢育兒室了 He's practically painting the nursery already.
貝蒂 很多女人都生不了孩子的 Betty, lots of women can't have children.
他會明白的 He will understand.
如果他真的想娶你... If he really wants to marry you --
他不會明白的 因為我不打算告訴他 He won't understand 'cause I'm not gonna tell him.
啥意思 What do you mean?
我將穿上婚紗 I'm gonna wear my white dress,
立下誓言 say my vows,
和椒鹽卷餅之王一起開始新的生活 and start my new life with the Pretzel King.
你還有別的選擇的 You have other options.
靠接聽電話每小時賺10塊錢嗎 Answering phones for a buck 10 an hour?
也許不用那樣 但... 海倫呢 Maybe not that, but...What about Helen?
如果你想得到些東西 You want to get somewhere...
你就得找個可依靠的男人 You hitch your wagon to a man.
你不就是那樣的嗎 That's what you're doing,
像隻狗樣圍著醫生團團轉 Following the doc around like a cocker spaniel.
我是馬斯特斯醫生的助手 I am Dr. Masters' assistant.
因為他喜歡你 And because he's in love with you,
你知道你可以加以利用 You know you can use it to your advantage.
別裝糊塗好嗎 Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
太荒謬了 貝蒂 That is absurd, Betty.
我們得快一點 All right, let's shake a leg.
我把車並排停靠了 I'm double-parked.
-啊 你好 你好 -你好 -Oh, hi. Hi. -Hi.
你一定是貝蒂的好朋友吧 You must be one of betty's girlfriends.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
別難過 她不把我介紹給任何人 Don't feel bad. She -- she doesn't introduce me to anyone.
如果不知道 還以為你要把我藏起來呢 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to hide me.
這是弗吉妮婭 是醫生秘書 Oh, this here's Virginia, the doc's secretary --
不好意思 Sorry.
是助理 Assistant.
一個全力以赴工作的勤奮女孩 Just another hard-working girl doing the best she can.
好樣的 很高興認識你 Good for you. Nice to meet you.
-準備好了嗎 -我也很高興認識你 - Ready? - Nice to meet you.
抓穩了 Hold on, there.
-對不起 親愛的 -沒事 -Oh, sorry, honey. -That's all right.
你和比爾還真是好搭檔啊 Well, you and Bill make quite the team,
難道不是嗎 wouldn't you say?
我倒不太確定 I don't know I'd say that.
真見鬼 That is the damndest thing.
伊森 我覺得你有事瞞著我 I think there's some information you haven't shared with me, Ethan.
對的 確實有事 You're right. There is.
比爾以為他能一個人完成所有的事 Bill thinks that he can do everything by himself.
但是 從技術層面來說 But, technically,
我才是讓他妻子懷孕的那個人 I'm the one who got his wife pregnant.
把這些送去洗衣房 不要上漿 Take these to the laundry, no starch,
給斯高利的辦公室打個電話 and call Scully's office.
告訴他我現在要上去見他 Tell him I'm coming up to see him.
研究怎麼樣了 What's happening with the study?
因為我有點困惑 Because I'm a little confused.
晚上 你對我像同事一樣 At night, you treat me like a colleague,
而在這兒 我卻像女童僕一樣被差遣 and here, I seem to be your errand girl.
你是我的秘書 工作職責很清楚 You're my secretary. The job description is clear.
對我來說不清楚 Not to me.
我不明白 I don't understand.
如果你覺得我有資格進行科學實驗 If you think that I'm qualified to conduct scientific research
為什麼一說到研究 我又不夠格... When it comes to the study, how I am not qualified --
目前不存在什麼研究 At the moment, there is no study.
妓院的事兒就是場災難 在這兒研究也被禁止 The brothel is a disaster, and the study is forbidden here,
容我提醒你 就是你參與的那個研究 something you had a hand in, I might remind you.
如果你不清楚的話 Also, in case you've forgotten,
我花了20年才有了今天的位置 it has taken me over 20 years to get where I am --
醫學預科 醫學院 累垮人的住院醫師時期 Pre-med, medical school, a grueling residency
經歷了這一切 我才能到這所世界級的教學醫院 that finally landed me in a world-class teaching hospital.
等你也經歷過這一切以後 Now, when you have that kind of experience under your belt,
就有資格讓我把實驗袍拿到地下室去了 you can tell me to take the lab coats to the basement.
清楚了嗎 Is that clear enough?
我想說的是 What I'm saying is
我不能在妓院做研究 I can't conduct my research in a brothel,
如果沒有這所醫院的體面 and this study will suffocate
這項研究會受到很大的阻礙 without the respectability of this hospital.
天吶 你還真是夠固執的 Dear god, you are a dog with a bone.
我對你和醫院來說更像一棵搖錢樹 I'm more like a cash cow to you -- to this hospital.
如果你沒有看到的話 我現在是頭版頭條 And I'm on the front page, in case you hadn't noticed.
那樣的宣傳可以讓你再建一棟附樓 That kind of publicity could buy you a new wing --
而不是惹上四個死嬰的昂貴官司 Instead of a long and costly lawsuit over four dead newborns,
在我介入前 那就是你的結局 which is where you were headed until I stepped in.
所以我才讓你接手這個病例 Which is why I put you on the case.
我可以很輕鬆地告訴媒體 I could just as easily, uh, tell the press the truth --
你原本讓一個實習醫生負責這個病例 That you actually put a fellow on the case.
不要逼我 比爾 Do not fuck with me, Bill!
因為如果我要濫用權勢的話 Because when it comes to throwing weight around,
我完全能廢了你 I will crush you into dust,
儘管我不願意 even if I don't want to.
現在 下面有四個嬰兒 Now, four babies are downstairs
如果不是因為你 他們就無法來到這個世上 that wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.
這是美好的一天 回家去陪陪老婆吧 It was a good day. Go home to your wife.
明天回來再做你該做的工作 Come back tomorrow to the job you were meant to do.
我在妓院碰到了一個年輕的男人 You know, I met a young man at the brothel --
他是個娼妓 同性戀 A prostitute, a homosexual.
他昨晚來找了我 He came to see me last night.
我的天吶 比爾 For christ's sake, Bill.
他讓我看到了一些 事實 He opened my eyes to a few, uh, realities.
我是認真的 不要給我講這些聳人聽聞的細節 I mean it -- spare me the lurid details.
付錢找他的男人 The men who pay to see him --
不是罪犯或者無賴 They're not convicts or reprobates.
不是墮落的人 They're not degenerates.
他們都是有家室的人 They're family men,
過著雙重生活 痛苦地活在在陰影中 living a double life, suffering in the shadows.
我不相信所謂陰影 I don't believe in shadows.
我相信科學探究帶來的光明 I believe in the light of scientific inquiry.
我相信我對那些男人有責任 I believe I have a responsibility to those men,
不管他們是銷售員還是律師 whether they're salesmen or lawyers...
或者是...重點大學的教務長 Or a provost of a major university.
我懇求你再重新考慮一下 I'm begging you to reconsider.
就算不是為我 If not for my sake,
也為那些生活在陰影中的男人們想想吧 then for those men in the shadows.
這到底是怎麼回事 比爾 What the hell is this, Bill?
這是無可避免的災禍 It's a necessary evil.
還以為你偷跑了 Thought you'd gone awol.
我不太喜歡告別晚會 Uh, I'm not much for goodbye parties.
如果他們再放一遍《相逢聖路易斯》 If they play "Meet me in St. Louis" one more time,
我就要給自己做耳廓切除術了 I'm gonna give myself an auriculectomy.
瑪格麗特看起來很高興 Margaret looks happy.
華盛頓大學新教務長的夫人嗎 Ah, wife of the new provost of Washington University?
她把自己當做埃莉諾·羅斯福了 She thinks she's Eleanor Roosevelt.
她會被人懷念的 Well...She'll be missed.
你們兩個都會 You both -- both will.
楊院長跟我說你在申請 Dean Young tells me that you you put in
華盛頓大學的產科研究員職位 for a fellowship in Wash U's obstetrics department.
真希望我是從你那裏聽到的 Wish I'd heard that from you.
我不想讓你覺得 這事兒 Well, I-I didn't want you to feel like, you know,
需要你來交涉 you had to intervene.
我覺得 我沒給他們留下任何印象 I don't -- I don't think I impressed them.
他們對你印象很深 Oh, they were impressed.
他們覺得你是 They thought you were
他們面試過的住院醫師中最傲慢的 the most arrogant resident they ever interviewed --
自以為是 自鳴得意的混蛋 A smug, self-satisfied horse's ass.
我們不能收他 Yeah, "We can't take him
因為我們得為他的自負建一個單獨的附樓 because we'd have to build a separate wing for his ego" --
差不多都是這一類的評價 Something like that.
我知道了 I see.
我 我和楊院長說他可以把我們一起帶走 I, uh, I told dean Young he could take us both,
或者他可以把教務長這一職務取消了 or he could take the provost job and shove it.
所以在聖路易斯見好嗎 So meet me in St. Louis?
比爾 Bill...
明晚研究會繼續 The study will resume tomorrow evening
就在醫院裏 in the hospital.
*堅信天上的繁星* *Believe the stars that fill the skies*
*將盡收我眼底* *are in my eyes*
*在你心中* *Yes, you feel you'll always be*
*你永遠是我的唯一* *The one and only one for me*
*如果你如此相信* *And if you think you could*
歡迎回家 好爸爸 So glad you're home, daddy.
*那麼很可能 很有可能* *Well, chances are, your chances are*
快坐下 Sit down.
*事實就是如此* *Awfully good*
*那麼很可能 很有可能* *The chances are, your chances are*
這真是美好的一天 It's been a good day.
*事實就是如此* *Awfully good *