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军阀趣史

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在北洋政府时代

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我国山东地方

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有一个叫彭大虎的大军阀

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突然有一天

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糊里糊涂的被人用枪打死了

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从此跌下了他保持的地方宝座

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可是这种人命关天的事

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在那个时候并不稀奇

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因为军阀时代就是这样

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他们仗着军队的势力各据一方

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一方面领着国家的粮饷

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一方面又搜刮地方上的民脂民膏

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用这些钱财来养肥自己

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于是为了巩固自己的势力

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争权夺利，自相残杀的事

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随时都在发生

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历史记载告诉我们

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在北洋军阀政府

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统治中国的十七个年头里

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居然出现了三十二任内阁总理

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当时各地的大小军阀

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恐怕就更难以估计了

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军阀的出生虽然形形色色

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各有不同

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可是军阀的弄权作风却是大同小异

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专横拔扈，蛮不讲理

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已经是家常便饭

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有的认识几个大字的

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在地方上就自比为包青天

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天底下还正有那么多的巧事

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有些军阀在处理民情的时候

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就往往会逢凶化吉，歪打正着

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一提起军阀

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谁都会想到妙趣横生

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所以军阀的作为多彩多姿

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军阀的趣事也层出不穷

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欢迎，欢迎，热烈欢迎…

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欢迎…

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欢迎…

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欢迎…

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欢迎…热烈欢迎

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写的什么？

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这是纬八路的妓女户

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有头等，二等，三等

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都是上捐的

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私娼和野鸡不在内

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为什么？

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为什么私娼和野鸡不上捐？

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这个…

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参谋长

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这个私娼是暗地活动

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野鸡是满地乱飞，居无定所

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所以没法登记，没法上捐

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那怎么行？

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捐税是全省的税收

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老百姓的福利

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要是私的，野的都不上捐

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那我的军队拿什么发饷？

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不行，要改

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今天我要逛窑子

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不是逛窑子

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是查窑子

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今天晚上我要亲自到纬八路查窑子

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快…查窑子了…

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督军亲自来查窑子

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是吗？真新鲜

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快…

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站好…

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立正

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跪下

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叫你跪下，听见没有？

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跪下

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别哭

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真不要脸，寡廉鲜耻

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你还有脸哭呢？

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你是那一家的？

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如意园

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如意园？

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走…快…

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就这儿

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没长眼你？

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你怎么啦你？

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瞎了眼睛啦？

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当家的，大师来了

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我的大师呀

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听说你来了呢

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我就梳了梳头，洗了把脸

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你瞧就接驾来迟了你啦

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妈那个秃子

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这是什么礼？

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起来

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是

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妈那个秃子

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这个…

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夏屋里头也有个大师

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正在跟翠月开铺呢

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起先还以为是你

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可是我听他说的不是山东话

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我看是从北边下来的吧

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我想你到冬屋里头坐坐

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这是什么话？

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那儿来的扒头儿假单

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竟敢冒充大师

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天无二日，你知道吗？

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是，是

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带路

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请

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哎呀，大师

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你可要我的命了

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你真想一杆亮呀

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我可是豆腐锅

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你饶了我这一回吧

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死了，大师，大师

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骚娘儿正点

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一会儿我看着顺眼

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我一点头，就给我带回去

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是，知道

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怎么回事呀？

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屋里那么多人也不说一声？

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大师来了

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谁呀？

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是不是玉海呀？

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是大哥呀

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是我呀，我是小肥

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他妈的，到了家门口

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怎么不看看大哥？

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先来找嫖子，他妈那个秃子

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坐

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火车坏了，停了四个钟头

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刚到了师府

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说大哥公干去了

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没法子，我到这儿私干了

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怎么样？外边怎么样？

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他妈的

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老张就打老胡

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老胡还不服

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咱们是坐山观虎斗

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这老张输了呢就撵老胡

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这老胡输了呢就干老张

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对，他奶奶的

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他们两个没输没赢

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咱们就干娘们

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对

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怎么样？

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刚才那小娘们功夫怎么样？

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行呀，真带劲

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外面是匹活马

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里面是条活鱼

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广东话说一流呀

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身材一流

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口才一流

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她三叫我就流了

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走，咱们去喝一杯

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不行呀，火车要开了

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没关系

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这地方火车啥时候要开

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得听大哥我的

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参谋长

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有

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你在这儿传我的命令

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以后咱们省里的妓女一律不许长发

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统统要剪到耳朵边

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要她们统统给我穿上新款式的长褂

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要是不听话的呢

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都要给我送到前线去

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慰劳出生入死的弟兄

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是

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还有全城的女学生呢？

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对

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以后你就是笑长了

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我当校长呀？

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哎哟，那怎么行

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我大字不识

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大写个一我念扁担

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我怎么能担校长呢？

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什么校长？

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妈你个秃子

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我说你们是卖笑的笑

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你是笑长

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卖笑的笑

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笑？行，我会

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妈你个秃子

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你笑还居然挺好看呢

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以前有个彭大虎

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他审过一椿风化案子

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还有没有呢？

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最近有什么风化案子要审吗？

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总不会没有吧？

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那你查查看

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我也审理一件风化案子

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说起来这种案子

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我倒想起来两件事

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想当年我舅舅就是因为刀笔吏

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在以前衙门来说叫做师爷

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他给人家写状纸

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最重要的就是抓住纸上的两句话

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在宣统元年的时候

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有一位潘刁氏

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她的丈夫出门去了

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一去三年是音讯全无

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这位潘大奶奶呢

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是火轮船打滚一样团团转

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整天的就打扮得花姿招展

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满街游荡

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哦，怎么样呢？

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日久天长

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她熬不住深闺寂寞

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就跟她那位表弟暗中勾搭上了

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有一天

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这两个人到郊外树林子里头

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去打野外

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正当那个潘刁氏跟她的表弟

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两个人是卿卿我我

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欲仙欲死的时候

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忽然之间树林子里头来了一群马队

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惊散了这对野鸳鸯

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潘刁氏仓皇的奔走

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她在无意之间

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在那个树林的边上发现了一具

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无头的尸首

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这件无头尸首案

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立刻就轰动了街坊邻里

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这个时候

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我舅舅就给他们出了一个主意

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叫这位潘刁氏去认尸

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就说那个无头尸首是她的丈夫

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拿什么证明是她的丈夫呢？

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你别忙呀

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当然还有下文

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我舅舅写了个状子告到衙门里去

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状子上写了两句

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若谓此尸而非我夫也

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我夫何在？

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你说那个不是我的丈夫

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那么我的丈夫在那儿？

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你给我去找丈夫去

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下一句写的是

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若谓我夫而非此尸也

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此尸何人？

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县太爷一看为了免得麻烦

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你说是你的丈夫

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好，就算是你的丈夫吧

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我看这个小娘们

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准是等老公等得不耐烦了

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乱这么一认

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日后好嫁人

248
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:12,757
管她呢

249
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,826
爹死娘嫁人

250
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,588
各人顾各人

251
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,525
潘刁氏

252
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,531
在

253
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,499
既然你认出这是你丈夫

254
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,595
还不快点把尸首领回去发丧

255
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,335
多谢青天大人明察秋毫

256
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,910
断案如神

257
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,224
这么一来

258
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,592
这场官司就糊里糊涂的了结了

259
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:56,600
潘刁氏明正言顺的是死丈夫

260
00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:01,537
她那个小表弟当然更是得其所有了

261
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,971
而我那个舅舅呢

262
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,339
当然不能白帮忙

263
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,603
哦，原来你舅舅是别有用心呀

264
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,460
好，你舅舅好

265
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:13,333
报告

266
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:14,672
什么事？

267
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:15,464
大师

268
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,973
找到了一桩风化案

269
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,168
是小叔强奸嫂子的

270
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,275
嫂子多大岁数？

271
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,348
二十三岁

272
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,177
小叔子二十四岁

273
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,808
哥哥五十二

274
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,513
而哥哥为了弟弟赶走了嫂子

275
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,146
现在原告是她的妈

276
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,383
名叫陈郑氏

277
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,024
这个老夫少妻

278
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,392
这里边怕有问题

279
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,263
他哥哥叫什么？

280
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,095
姓梅，叫梅有利

281
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,132
梅有利？

282
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:47,637
好，传梅有利

283
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,505
梅有利，五十二岁

284
00:21:55,981 --> 00:22:00,213
梅有新，二十四岁

285
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:04,883
陈银宝，二十三岁

286
00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:09,358
陈郑氏，五十三岁

287
00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,285
老妇人陈郑氏

288
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:13,489
叩见青天大人

289
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:14,565
起来，起来

290
00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:16,333
什么年月了，你还叩头？

291
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,794
银宝

292
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:21,335
在

293
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:25,973
你嫁给梅有利是父母之命呢？

294
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,978
还是媒说之言呢？

295
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:30,774
还是你自由恋爱的呢？

296
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,209
说出来听听

297
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,151
回大人，是我的主意

298
00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:36,743
她爹死了之后

299
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,482
家里没有钱，所…

300
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:39,614
住口

301
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,219
没有问你，你少说话

302
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,721
是，是

303
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,126
银宝

304
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:52,330
在

305
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,663
你嫁给梅有利

306
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:56,365
他是不是真的没有力呀？

307
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,074
他到底是有力还是没有力？

308
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:07,117
有，我叫梅有利

309
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,716
我知道你叫梅有利

310
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:12,653
我问你

311
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,521
你到底是有力没有力呀？

312
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,052
回大人

313
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,287
我是一个干粗活的

314
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,624
怎么会没有力呀？

315
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:20,858
你有力？

316
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:23,560
你有力你老婆就不会偷人了

317
00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:30,131
别吵…

318
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:32,338
回大人

319
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:34,002
我女儿可没偷人

320
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,171
是梅有新强奸她的

321
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,678
银宝

322
00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:46,015
是梅有新强奸你的呢？

323
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:49,184
还是你强奸梅有新的呢？

324
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:50,257
大人

325
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,057
我怎么能强奸他呢

326
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,291
当然是他强奸我了

327
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:56,397
好

328
00:23:57,335 --> 00:23:58,893
那你说说看

329
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:01,734
这梅有新是怎么强奸你的

330
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,467
那天是六月二十八

331
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,044
我刚刚吃过了午饭

332
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,609
在厨房里洗好了碗

333
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:21,348
嫂子

334
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,324
干嘛？

335
00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:23,985
我哥说把这狗皮膏药烤一烤

336
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:25,062
替他帖上

337
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:21,905
你…

338
00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:37,483
放开我

339
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:57,236
别吵

340
00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:06,316
梅有新

341
00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,785
我看你不是没有心

342
00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:11,361
你他奶奶的是没有良心

343
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,487
我…

344
00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:13,655
你什么？

345
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,930
你他妈的

346
00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,628
你是狼心狗肺，存心不良

347
00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:21,865
色心高照，心怀鬼胎

348
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,339
心大心小，心上心下

349
00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:26,176
我看你是一心一意

350
00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:27,904
心怀不轨呀

351
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,143
笑什么？

352
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:38,555
你们个个给我当心

353
00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:41,751
梅有新

354
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:42,656
有

355
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,019
刚才没有心，现在又有了

356
00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:46,523
你要是心有不服

357
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:47,757
心不平，气不和

358
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,800
有话说，有屁放

359
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,266
刚才呀

360
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:53,428
她说的都是假话

361
00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:54,835
什么假话？孬种

362
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,873
色大胆小怕狗咬

363
00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:58,101
自己做的事还不承认

364
00:27:58,209 --> 00:27:58,698
少说两句吧

365
00:27:58,810 --> 00:27:59,970
说那么多干什么呢？

366
00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:01,102
家丑不可外扬

367
00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:02,907
梅有利

368
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,572
在

369
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,117
你如果没有力就省点力吧

370
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:09,447
梅有新

371
00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:10,248
在

372
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:12,021
她说的是假话

373
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,785
那你把真话说给我听听

374
00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:16,326
是

375
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:19,693
那天我到厨房楼上

376
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:21,561
给我哥哥拿狗皮膏药

377
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:30,630
对不起

378
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,073
我不知道你在洗澡

379
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,470
过来给我擦擦背

380
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,514
擦背？那…

381
00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:40,709
那什么？老嫂比母嘛

382
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,248
快点

383
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,752
来嘛

384
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,835
哎哟，干什么呀你？

385
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:01,835
乱摸乱撞

386
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:06,101
对不起，我是无心的

387
00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:06,939
你无心？

388
00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:08,267
我看你是有意的

389
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:09,804
小王八蛋

390
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:10,846
快点给我擦

391
00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:16,819
下一点嘛

392
00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,797
再下一点

393
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,493
前一点嘛

394
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:36,537
再前一点

395
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,265
哎哟

396
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:40,803
你干什么呀你？

397
00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,504
我，我在替你擦背呀

398
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,411
胡说

399
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:45,579
擦背？

400
00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:47,014
你擦到那儿去了？

401
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,518
我，我…

402
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,952
你，你什么？

403
00:29:51,055 --> 00:29:51,953
你不要脸

404
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:55,656
嫂子，嫂子

405
00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:59,290
我要你，我要你

406
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:02,195
不要，不要…

407
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,767
嫂子

408
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,662
来吧

409
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,938
嫂子

410
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:15,078
别吵…

411
00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:20,615
银宝

412
00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:22,583
是梅有新说的是真话

413
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:23,949
还是你说的是真话呢？

414
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:25,454
当然我说的是真话

415
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:26,615
从古到今

416
00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:28,624
那有女人强奸男人的呢？

417
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,787
你说得也有理

418
00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:33,955
不过男人强奸女人也不容易呀

419
00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:35,392
大人

420
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,694
怎么不容易呀？

421
00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:39,361
男人劲大，女人劲小

422
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,115
照我看

423
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,455
这不是劲大劲小的问题

424
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:09,130
也不是什么男的女的问题

425
00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:12,329
这要看你有没有心

426
00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:17,140
你有心，他没有力，不行

427
00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:23,337
他有力，你没有心也不行

428
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,739
你不相信

429
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:27,078
咱们当场试试

430
00:31:27,685 --> 00:31:30,916
你拿着这把指挥刀，拿着

431
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,723
俺拿着刀鞘

432
00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:39,758
你把它给我插进去，插呀，插

433
00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:55,536
插呀

434
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:02,209
哎呀，大师

435
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,049
你别动呀

436
00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:06,350
一动我就插不进去了

437
00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:08,014
是不是？

438
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:10,151
你既然知道动就插不进去

439
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:14,721
那天为什么不动呢？

440
00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:15,821
啊什么？

441
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,298
你又说他强奸你

442
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:23,169
那你为什么不动呢？

443
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,068
给我

444
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,813
你又说她强奸你

445
00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:40,320
你拿着刀鞘，拿着，拿着

446
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:48,990
把它给我套进去，套呀

447
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,118
套不进吧？

448
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,353
你要是没有心

449
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,618
她怎么强奸你呀？

450
00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:20,087
妈那个秃子

451
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:21,096
拿来

452
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,063
求大人高抬贵手

453
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,901
这都是我不好

454
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,339
不能怪我兄弟

455
00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:32,807
我爹妈死得早

456
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:35,344
这兄弟是我一手带大的

457
00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:37,178
我元配死了

458
00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:38,908
这是命里注定的

459
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,848
我不应该续弦呀

460
00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:45,411
老夫少妻的，也难怪银宝

461
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:47,751
我兄弟年纪轻

462
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,724
什么事他都不懂

463
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,317
干柴烈火的

464
00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:53,454
怎么能怪我的兄弟呢？

465
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:58,495
都是怪我不好…

466
00:33:58,603 --> 00:33:59,763
好了…

467
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,864
看在你哥哥的面上饶你一个死罪

468
00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:04,407
来呀

469
00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:05,305
有

470
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,366
把梅有新给我拖下去

471
00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:08,240
打四十大板

472
00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:09,643
看他有心没有心

473
00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:10,543
是

474
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:15,008
谢谢大师，谢谢大师

475
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,278
银宝

476
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:18,286
大师

477
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,252
你年纪轻轻的也难为你

478
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:29,198
现在梅有利把你给休了

479
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:35,195
那以后你们娘两个以何为生呀？

480
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:39,200
肩不能挑担，手不能提篮

481
00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:41,870
我又这么大年纪了

482
00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:43,640
能以何为生呀？

483
00:34:44,148 --> 00:34:46,116
如今跟她姐姐住在一起

484
00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,377
反正都年轻

485
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,578
还可以混碗饭吃

486
00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:52,588
什么？靠年轻混饭吃？

487
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,822
做什么生意呀？

488
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,760
站在门口

489
00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:01,855
有过路的看上了

490
00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:03,831
就到家里喝杯茶

491
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,962
谈得来的就关上房门开铺

492
00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:12,008
开…开铺？开什么铺？

493
00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:15,470
就是上床睡觉

494
00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:20,644
你姐姐叫什么名字？

495
00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:22,480
我姐姐叫金宝

496
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:27,217
哦，金宝，银宝

497
00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:30,158
就靠两个宝同男人睡觉混饭吃

498
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,758
你无廉耻

499
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:35,927
不要哭

500
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,064
不知羞耻

501
00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:45,807
这就叫私娼

502
00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:47,469
不叫开铺

503
00:35:47,578 --> 00:35:48,476
开铺，开铺

504
00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,604
以后不准同别的男人开铺

505
00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:51,682
知道吗？

506
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:55,947
参谋长

507
00:35:56,053 --> 00:35:56,678
有

508
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,253
给她们两百块大洋

509
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:01,757
叫她们以后不要再开铺

510
00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:02,848
是

511
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,295
问问她们住在什么地方

512
00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:07,386
听见没有？

513
00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:08,494
大师说了

514
00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:10,658
赏给你们两百块大洋

515
00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:12,759
以后改行，不许开铺

516
00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:13,700
听见了没有？

517
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:14,896
谢谢大老爷

518
00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:16,802
你住在什么地方？

519
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,905
纬八路十八号

520
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:20,978
纬八路

521
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:32,187
来呀…

522
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:34,348
这边

523
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,554
下去往那边一拐

524
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:42,428
第三间就是他们家

525
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:54,768
你自己去逛逛

526
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,039
两个钟头以后

527
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,842
在市戏院门口等我

528
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,778
这次私访是省府的机密

529
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,755
你要是漏一点风声

530
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:08,552
当心毙了你

531
00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:10,251
是，是

532
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,298
我的胡子是真是假

533
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,697
连我老婆和我爹都不知道

534
00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:19,429
你要是泄漏出去

535
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,835
哼，把你灭门九族

536
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,105
我跟了你这么多年

537
00:37:25,209 --> 00:37:27,302
这个你还信不过我吗？

538
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:33,316
不过，两个钟头不够呀

539
00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:35,483
兔崽子，趁火打劫

540
00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:42,651
你的头发…

541
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:31,566
你找那位？

542
00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:33,833
找金宝、银宝姐妹两个

543
00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:34,876
是朋友介绍的

544
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,004
哦，她们姐俩

545
00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:39,306
金盆洗手了

546
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:41,847
金盆洗手？

547
00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:43,876
什么叫金盆洗手？

548
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,183
不干了，对不起

549
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:49,281
不干了

550
00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:50,917
年纪轻轻的，干嘛不干呢？

551
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,622
冯大师给了她们姐俩二百块大洋

552
00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,198
叫她们别做了

553
00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:56,288
他说不做就不做？

554
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,731
当然了

555
00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,826
冯大师是这儿的父母官

556
00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:02,428
青天大人，爱民如子

557
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:05,509
他说的话老百姓奉若神明

558
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:07,509
所以她们姐俩就不干了

559
00:39:07,611 --> 00:39:10,444
哦，好，好极了

560
00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:20,481
老实说

561
00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:23,025
我是冯大师的堂弟

562
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:26,563
奉了大师的命令特来看看你们

563
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:30,361
哦，怪不得看着面熟呢

564
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:31,526
请里面坐

565
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:35,963
我们地方又脏又乱

566
00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:37,131
你可别笑啊

567
00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:38,572
你请坐

568
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:40,304
我去给你倒杯茶来

569
00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:41,608
我替你拿烟

570
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:42,576
谁呀？

571
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,477
冯大师的堂弟来看我们了

572
00:39:44,949 --> 00:39:46,712
你请坐

573
00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:47,909
好，好

574
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:50,543
不错，不错，地方不错

575
00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:51,552
请抽烟

576
00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:53,782
又脏又乱的，你老多包涵

577
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,359
你难得来了，我去打点酒，买点菜

578
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,757
就在这儿吃饭吧

579
00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,454
不要客气，不要走

580
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,461
当心啊

581
00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:05,398
我们这儿，就是耗子多

582
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,938
这个人跟大师真像

583
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:12,769
堂兄弟嘛

584
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,872
大师有胡子，比他威风多了

585
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,863
重生父母，再造爹娘

586
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,363
好，好

587
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,764
日后再有人说婊子无情的话

588
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,399
我就枪毙他

589
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:48,270
枪毙？

590
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,047
我是说呀

591
00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:55,084
日后再有人说婊子无情的话

592
00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:57,416
我就报告堂哥，把他枪毙

593
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:06,022
不错，不错，龙凤呈祥

594
00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:07,589
你回到大师府

595
00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:09,290
替我们回禀大师

596
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,460
就说我们姐俩决定削发为尼

597
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,095
削发为尼？

598
00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,434
那…那为什么？

599
00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:20,137
大师待我们恩重如山

600
00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:23,771
在以前，我们姐俩应该以身相许

601
00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:25,576
以身相许？

602
00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:27,844
好呀，何必以前呢

603
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:30,443
现在就可以，什么时候都可以

604
00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:36,152
是啊，可是大师已经三妻四妾了

605
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:39,491
我们姐俩怎么高攀得上

606
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:40,325
所以…

607
00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,127
所以你们要削发为尼

608
00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:47,063
何必呢，那不是浪费青春吗

609
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,103
划不来

610
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:51,797
你们两个先出去

611
00:41:51,909 --> 00:41:53,001
我叫大师马上来

612
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:54,202
啊，大师？

613
00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:55,505
是，大师

614
00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:58,748
我这位堂哥呀神出鬼没

615
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:01,511
来无影，去无踪

616
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:02,677
你们先出去躲躲

617
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:03,980
他就会到的

618
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:06,650
可不许偷看呀

619
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,276
好，好，你走吧

620
00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:30,076
金宝，银宝

621
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,112
啊！

622
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:32,239
进来

623
00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:33,145
啊！

624
00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:40,688
人呢？

625
00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:55,303
金宝，银宝

626
00:42:58,676 --> 00:42:59,574
大师

627
00:43:00,844 --> 00:43:01,833
快起来，快起来

628
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:06,007
大师

629
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,179
你的脚怎么样？

630
00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:08,944
你快去屋里躺会儿

631
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:11,487
是啊，我去倒点香油来给你揉揉

632
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,297
怎么样呀？

633
00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:34,701
怎么样呀？好点了没有

634
00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:36,905
好，好舒服

635
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:45,312
好，好极了，最好左脚再来一夹子

636
00:43:45,422 --> 00:43:47,788
你们姐两个一人一脚

637
00:43:47,891 --> 00:43:49,415
我更得劲了

638
00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:51,654
大师真会说笑话

639
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:03,137
怎么啦？

640
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:05,498
老鼠

641
00:44:06,343 --> 00:44:07,970
老鼠？在那儿呢？

642
00:44:08,712 --> 00:44:10,373
往那儿去了？

643
00:44:11,615 --> 00:44:13,480
怎么啦大师？

644
00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:18,015
这只老鼠是我的

645
00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:23,023
大师，你真是的

646
00:44:25,229 --> 00:44:28,164
我都说我们家的老鼠没有这么大个

647
00:44:28,265 --> 00:44:29,357
就是嘛

648
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,072
喂

649
00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:42,576
干什么你？

650
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,222
我看看有没有老鼠

651
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,530
那里有老鼠

652
00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:14,474
大师

653
00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,173
欺负老娘，看我打死你

654
00:45:19,283 --> 00:45:20,079
别动手

655
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,043
你这没良心的你

656
00:45:22,686 --> 00:45:23,880
我打死你

657
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:27,722
忘恩负义的东西

658
00:45:27,825 --> 00:45:29,622
没有老娘裙带拉着你

659
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,388
你就当大师

660
00:45:31,662 --> 00:45:32,594
大师

661
00:45:32,696 --> 00:45:34,891
太太，给大师留点面子

662
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:35,896
给他留面子？

663
00:45:35,999 --> 00:45:37,466
他给我留面子了吗？

664
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,058
家里面姨太太成群

665
00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:41,967
还要跑到纬八路的野鸡窝里抓耗子

666
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,835
哼，一箭双雕

667
00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:44,669
他妈的

668
00:45:44,775 --> 00:45:46,766
别吵…

669
00:45:51,715 --> 00:45:52,409
气死我了

670
00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:54,541
太太，你歇会儿吧

671
00:45:58,555 --> 00:45:59,647
臭娘们

672
00:46:29,586 --> 00:46:29,984
大师

673
00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:30,576
恭喜

674
00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:31,153
谢谢，谢谢

675
00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,085
俄国大使夫人

676
00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:33,281
多谢

677
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:36,990
恭喜

678
00:46:37,094 --> 00:46:38,493
法国公主，玛莉亚

679
00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:40,886
你好

680
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:12,761
么鸡

681
00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:14,494
么鸡，吃

682
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:18,990
三万

683
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:24,533
里边请

684
00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:35,314
老太爷叫你去

685
00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:36,545
不是太太陪着他吗？

686
00:47:36,653 --> 00:47:38,245
太太在帮老太烧烟了

687
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:39,788
老太爷说他的脚痒得很

688
00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:41,152
叫你给他捏捏

689
00:47:41,258 --> 00:47:41,917
真是

690
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,151
我的脚还痒

691
00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:45,758
你替我打两铺

692
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:46,761
好

693
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,409
快点

694
00:48:22,266 --> 00:48:22,857
红玉

695
00:48:22,966 --> 00:48:24,160
这丫头不行啊

696
00:48:24,268 --> 00:48:25,292
她不行啊，不带劲

697
00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:27,996
还是你来，来，来

698
00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:33,032
讨厌

699
00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:59,196
你真带劲

700
00:49:03,407 --> 00:49:05,170
你真行啊

701
00:49:16,386 --> 00:49:17,683
爹，吃梨

702
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:20,923
切一块给我

703
00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:24,090
这梨怎么可以分呢？

704
00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:25,525
俺告诉你红玉

705
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,496
你这一辈子别想分开我

706
00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:29,587
自从有了你

707
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:32,669
这大脚底下舒服到头顶上

708
00:49:32,769 --> 00:49:35,033
我怎么能跟你分离

709
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:36,230
讨厌

710
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:41,542
报告

711
00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:44,304
他妈的，这个时候来报告

712
00:49:44,414 --> 00:49:45,312
进来

713
00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:49,314
报告老太爷

714
00:49:49,419 --> 00:49:51,546
前面的加官晋爵已经准备好了

715
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:52,917
正戏就要上了

716
00:49:53,023 --> 00:49:55,787
大师等着你跟太夫人过去听戏

717
00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:57,826
好，好，去听戏去

718
00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:01,026
红玉，去听戏去

719
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,598
我还要去打牌呢

720
00:50:02,966 --> 00:50:04,228
好…你打牌

721
00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:05,733
俺去听戏

722
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:07,634
走，走，听戏去

723
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,629
大师，老太爷来了

724
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:36,859
老太爷到

725
00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:40,065
请坐，请坐，大家坐

726
00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:42,136
爹

727
00:51:33,457 --> 00:51:34,788
别唱了

728
00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:36,284
不要唱了，不要唱了

729
00:51:36,393 --> 00:51:37,189
不要唱了

730
00:51:38,662 --> 00:51:40,027
叫管事的来

731
00:51:40,130 --> 00:51:41,620
叫你们管事出来

732
00:51:41,965 --> 00:51:42,829
管事的

733
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,261
管事的

734
00:51:46,369 --> 00:51:47,063
出漏子了

735
00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:47,659
怎么呢这是？

736
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,499
老爷子在外面发脾气

737
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:49,731
你外面瞧瞧

738
00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:52,801
他妈的，唱什么戏呀？

739
00:51:52,909 --> 00:51:53,773
妈那个…

740
00:51:57,047 --> 00:51:59,515
快

741
00:52:00,383 --> 00:52:01,680
老太爷，你有什么吩咐？

742
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:02,581
你把我气死了

743
00:52:02,686 --> 00:52:05,120
你们唱什么？妈那个臭子

744
00:52:06,389 --> 00:52:08,357
爹，你别生气

745
00:52:09,426 --> 00:52:10,825
你们唱的什么戏？

746
00:52:10,927 --> 00:52:11,894
你们唱什么？

747
00:52:11,995 --> 00:52:14,964
千里走单骑，过五关斩六将

748
00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,589
古城会是大团圆

749
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:19,134
祝你福如东海，寿比南山

750
00:52:19,236 --> 00:52:20,669
寿比南山

751
00:52:20,770 --> 00:52:22,237
什么山啊？

752
00:52:22,539 --> 00:52:23,904
关公是那里人？

753
00:52:24,007 --> 00:52:26,066
他是山西浦州人士

754
00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:29,111
哦，他是山西浦州人

755
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:32,443
为什么到俺山东来过五关斩六将呀

756
00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:33,849
二虎子

757
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:34,416
爹

758
00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:35,507
你下了命令没有？

759
00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:36,608
没有啊

760
00:52:36,953 --> 00:52:38,853
你奶奶的兄弟

761
00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:41,924
这三天的戏码都是大师批准的

762
00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:44,789
为什么不唱俺山东的英雄呀？

763
00:52:45,529 --> 00:52:48,930
山东不是有个好汉叫秦琼吗？

764
00:52:49,032 --> 00:52:51,500
是，是，那我关照他们改

765
00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:53,258
回来

766
00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:56,469
俺问你

767
00:52:56,573 --> 00:52:59,064
他们两个人谁的本事大？

768
00:53:00,143 --> 00:53:01,440
这没有比过

769
00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:03,513
为什么不让他们比一比呢？

770
00:53:03,613 --> 00:53:06,741
啊，比？比一比

771
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,078
他们不能比呀

772
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:10,346
关公是汉朝人

773
00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:13,251
秦琼是唐朝人

774
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:17,019
汉朝跟唐朝隔了六七百年

775
00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:19,027
所以他们没比过

776
00:53:19,296 --> 00:53:21,764
我们山东人就是直性子

777
00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:25,323
管他唐朝汉朝了，叫他们比一比

778
00:53:25,435 --> 00:53:26,402
啊？

779
00:53:26,503 --> 00:53:27,595
啊什么？

780
00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,729
我爹叫他们比，你们就得比

781
00:53:29,839 --> 00:53:31,363
唱关公战秦琼

782
00:53:31,474 --> 00:53:36,571
什么？关公战秦琼？

783
00:53:36,846 --> 00:53:40,373
你疯了？你是不是糊涂了

784
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,609
一个唐朝一个汉朝

785
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,516
打得起来吗？

786
00:53:44,988 --> 00:53:46,012
我们不会

787
00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:47,716
你会吗？

788
00:53:47,824 --> 00:53:49,655
不会也得唱

789
00:53:49,759 --> 00:53:51,852
他说了，要是不唱啊

790
00:53:51,962 --> 00:53:53,259
不给咱们走

791
00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:54,557
还不给盘缠

792
00:53:54,664 --> 00:53:56,154
饿咱们三天

793
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:58,962
啊？这不是仗势欺人吗？

794
00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:00,327
各位老板

795
00:54:00,437 --> 00:54:01,597
既在矮檐下

796
00:54:01,705 --> 00:54:03,070
怎么敢不低头呀

797
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:04,572
要真的不给咱们走

798
00:54:04,674 --> 00:54:06,801
咱们这几十口子怎么得了啊

799
00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:08,878
唱什么，没词怎么唱？

800
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:11,147
你就上台现编吧

801
00:54:13,049 --> 00:54:14,311
关平，把衣服脱了

802
00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:16,146
换衣服，扮秦琼

803
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,311
秦琼？

804
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,684
扎硬套，配马，戴四角盔

805
00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:20,346
干嘛？

806
00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:21,719
要唱就这身

807
00:54:21,825 --> 00:54:22,917
扎什么硬套？

808
00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:26,359
反正扮演的，落胡子，现前打

809
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:28,897
哎呀，不扎套怎么行呀？

810
00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:29,829
不能扮秦琼

811
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,595
被困天堂庄那个倒霉的时候呀

812
00:54:32,702 --> 00:54:34,329
你得照瓦岗寨那个扮相

813
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:36,405
扮秦琼露脸的时候

814
00:54:36,506 --> 00:54:39,600
天下都叫他兵马大元师

815
00:54:39,976 --> 00:54:41,409
我呢？

816
00:54:41,511 --> 00:54:42,773
这位老爷，你就这身行了

817
00:54:42,879 --> 00:54:43,846
帮帮忙

818
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:47,849
你们都准备

819
00:54:53,156 --> 00:54:57,217
写的是关公采什么？

820
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,027
关公战秦琼

821
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:03,295
对，对，就是他们俩

822
00:55:03,733 --> 00:55:04,563
对

823
00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:20,339
不唱，不唱不给饭吃

824
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,314
快…

825
00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:34,713
好了…

826
00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:38,413
关公上，关公上

827
00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:45,184
来…写好了

828
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:47,763
你照着念就成了

829
00:57:47,864 --> 00:57:49,331
快上

830
01:00:22,352 --> 01:00:24,650
骊山取火

831
01:00:25,088 --> 01:00:25,952
讨厌

832
01:02:52,001 --> 01:02:53,696
对，一点不错

833
01:02:54,237 --> 01:02:55,431
你们差得远啦

834
01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:59,864
山东是东家，你们回山西去吧

835
01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:12,875
好，好…

836
01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:15,416
真好啊

837
01:04:19,255 --> 01:04:20,119
大师

838
01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:21,281
老四跑了

839
01:04:21,390 --> 01:04:23,221
啊，跑了？

840
01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:24,293
刚跑的

841
01:04:24,393 --> 01:04:25,155
跟谁跑的？

842
01:04:25,261 --> 01:04:26,057
唐文正

843
01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:28,160
唐文正？

844
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,658
他妈的，这个王八羔子

845
01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,798
谁？谁跑了？

846
01:04:34,103 --> 01:04:35,400
你刚娶的那个红玉

847
01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:36,630
跟我的那个老四

848
01:04:36,739 --> 01:04:38,297
跟两个副官跑了

849
01:04:39,675 --> 01:04:40,198
他妈的

850
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:43,142
你们还快去把他们给逮回来

851
01:04:43,246 --> 01:04:44,304
你们这些饭桶

852
01:04:44,413 --> 01:04:45,107
老太爷

853
01:04:45,214 --> 01:04:46,579
爹

854
01:04:46,682 --> 01:04:47,614
王八蛋

855
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:48,877
他吃了熊心豹子胆

856
01:04:48,985 --> 01:04:50,543
敢在老虎嘴边上揪毛

857
01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:51,210
赵学瑞

858
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:51,911
有

859
01:04:52,021 --> 01:04:53,921
你赶快去把那个王八蛋给我逮回来

860
01:04:54,023 --> 01:04:54,489
是

861
01:04:54,590 --> 01:04:55,579
是，是你妈的头

862
01:04:55,691 --> 01:04:56,817
还不赶快去

863
01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:58,957
你们这些饭桶，真他妈的

864
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,004
站住

865
01:05:10,106 --> 01:05:12,802
在这边

866
01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:17,075
快…

867
01:05:17,179 --> 01:05:20,580
别走

868
01:05:22,118 --> 01:05:23,085
放开我，放开我

869
01:05:23,185 --> 01:05:24,812
带走

870
01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:27,652
臭婊子，你不是说跟我走的吗？

871
01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:28,689
你也配？

872
01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:30,991
他妈的，去

873
01:05:33,529 --> 01:05:35,554
你这小子不讲义气

874
01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:38,689
朋友妻，不可欺

875
01:05:38,801 --> 01:05:39,529
你知道吗？

876
01:05:39,635 --> 01:05:41,762
朋友妻，是你的吗？

877
01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:44,038
不是我的，你的吗？

878
01:05:44,373 --> 01:05:46,341
不是我的，也不是你的

879
01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:47,932
是咱们大伙的

880
01:05:48,044 --> 01:05:51,605
大伙的，那你怎么带走？

881
01:05:53,549 --> 01:05:55,414
去你的，带走

882
01:05:55,751 --> 01:05:58,015
带走

883
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,384
赵学瑞，我怎么认识你这种人？

884
01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:00,978
我不认识你

885
01:06:01,090 --> 01:06:02,079
带走

886
01:06:07,830 --> 01:06:09,593
报告大师，他们拉来了

887
01:06:10,132 --> 01:06:17,800
拉进来…走…跪下…

888
01:06:18,574 --> 01:06:19,768
跪下

889
01:06:24,046 --> 01:06:25,035
妈那个秃子

890
01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:52,469
她跟我爹睡过觉

891
01:06:52,575 --> 01:06:53,940
大小也是我的娘

892
01:06:54,377 --> 01:06:55,469
让她站起来

893
01:06:55,578 --> 01:06:56,135
是

894
01:06:58,781 --> 01:07:00,544
起来，起来

895
01:07:04,053 --> 01:07:06,647
妈那个臭婊子养的

896
01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:11,386
听说你是广东人

897
01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:13,985
不…小的是广西的

898
01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:18,699
你要是广东的

899
01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:21,133
你就是想问候我令堂呀

900
01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:24,329
你是想睡我的老母呀

901
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:26,840
不…真的不是呀，不是

902
01:07:26,942 --> 01:07:28,409
你妈的那个秃

903
01:07:28,511 --> 01:07:29,637
小的实在不敢

904
01:07:29,745 --> 01:07:30,803
是她命令我

905
01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:33,507
让我侍候她，跟她睡觉

906
01:07:40,256 --> 01:07:42,315
那你到底跟她睡过了没有呀？

907
01:07:43,659 --> 01:07:46,753
这…

908
01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:48,961
她命令我侍候她

909
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,499
小的只好鞠躬尽瘁了

910
01:07:52,701 --> 01:07:55,761
他妈的，这么说你是跟她睡过了

911
01:07:56,138 --> 01:07:57,400
你们睡过了几次啦？

912
01:07:57,973 --> 01:07:59,338
十几次了

913
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:02,710
十几次？

914
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,050
究竟是十几次呀？

915
01:08:08,517 --> 01:08:10,075
那就记不清楚了

916
01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:12,984
记不清楚，记不清楚

917
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:14,720
妈那个秃子

918
01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,792
睡过了十几次

919
01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:21,590
你睡一次就够了

920
01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:23,487
你是存心的骂我嘛

921
01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:25,191
小的不敢

922
01:08:25,301 --> 01:08:27,269
不敢？

923
01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:33,003
你睡了我的老母

924
01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:35,775
你就是让我爹当王八

925
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:38,278
那明明骂我是王八蛋嘛

926
01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:39,074
不是呀，不是

927
01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:39,704
不是？

928
01:08:39,815 --> 01:08:41,043
是，是

929
01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:42,276
你还说不是？

930
01:08:42,651 --> 01:08:46,348
大师饶命啊…

931
01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:49,851
我倒想饶你，它却不饶你

932
01:08:56,298 --> 01:08:58,630
妈那个秃子宋丹宝

933
01:08:58,968 --> 01:08:59,400
来呀

934
01:08:59,502 --> 01:09:00,833
有

935
01:09:00,936 --> 01:09:01,868
叫他站起来

936
01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:02,938
是

937
01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:16,174
就凭你这个熊样

938
01:09:16,285 --> 01:09:18,116
你想睡我的老母

939
01:09:19,755 --> 01:09:21,154
我倒不大相信

940
01:09:22,691 --> 01:09:25,558
我是不见棺材不落泪

941
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:27,595
不到黄河不死心

942
01:09:28,564 --> 01:09:32,591
我倒要看看你是怎么来，怎么去

943
01:09:32,701 --> 01:09:33,998
怎么长，怎么短

944
01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:34,902
来呀

945
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:35,527
有

946
01:09:35,638 --> 01:09:37,162
把他们两个拉到房里

947
01:09:37,273 --> 01:09:39,673
我要考考他的伏地挺身

948
01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:43,578
一，二，三，四

949
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:46,614
二，二，三，四

950
01:09:46,715 --> 01:09:51,948
三，二，三，四，四，二

951
01:09:52,054 --> 01:09:56,047
放开我，放开我

952
01:09:57,726 --> 01:10:01,025
冲啊

953
01:10:01,330 --> 01:10:04,356
杀啊

954
01:10:15,110 --> 01:10:19,012
我要…

955
01:10:19,782 --> 01:10:24,651
我要死了

956
01:10:26,288 --> 01:10:29,348
一块死

957
01:10:32,494 --> 01:10:34,359
好，我叫你们两个一块死

958
01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:48,774
拉出去

959
01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:49,866
是

960
01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:07,025
扣起来

961
01:11:09,565 --> 01:11:10,293
唐文正

962
01:11:10,399 --> 01:11:11,388
有

963
01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:13,726
有，有，有，有

964
01:11:13,836 --> 01:11:14,768
你妈的臭秃子

965
01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:15,802
你有我没有？

966
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:19,768
你胆大生毛呀

967
01:11:20,743 --> 01:11:23,507
文浩叫我爹当王八

968
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:25,341
你叫我当王八

969
01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:27,813
你妈那个臭，臭，臭秃子

970
01:11:32,321 --> 01:11:33,447
老四

971
01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:36,022
你这个骚货

972
01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:41,519
你要金我给金，你要银我给银

973
01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:43,461
珠宝玉器布满了身

974
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,662
你要星星我不给你月亮

975
01:11:47,770 --> 01:11:48,737
我没有亏待你呀

976
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,997
我才不稀罕金银珠宝呢

977
01:11:52,508 --> 01:11:53,475
那你要什么？

978
01:11:54,443 --> 01:11:55,467
我要你

979
01:11:57,146 --> 01:11:58,044
要我？

980
01:11:59,181 --> 01:12:00,808
当然要你啰

981
01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:02,816
人家是一妻一夫

982
01:12:02,918 --> 01:12:05,011
你是八妻十妾

983
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,486
还要在外面招蜂引蝶的

984
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:11,050
有时候一个月都不见你的面

985
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,823
可是你每天睡觉都双双对对

986
01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:17,524
我每天形只影单

987
01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:21,467
白天一个人，晚上人一个

988
01:12:21,570 --> 01:12:22,696
我爱你

989
01:12:22,805 --> 01:12:23,999
你不爱我

990
01:12:24,106 --> 01:12:25,664
我当然爱别人啰

991
01:12:30,446 --> 01:12:33,313
他妈的，你说得对

992
01:12:36,385 --> 01:12:37,317
唐文正

993
01:12:37,419 --> 01:12:38,113
有

994
01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:40,984
哎呀，我知道你有呀

995
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:45,151
我问你，你有没有老婆

996
01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:46,386
报告大师

997
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:48,322
我是光棍，还没有老婆

998
01:12:48,430 --> 01:12:50,227
那你爱不爱她呢？

999
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:53,530
报告大师，我不敢说

1000
01:12:53,635 --> 01:12:55,364
他妈的，干都叫你干了

1001
01:12:55,471 --> 01:12:57,302
你还不敢说？

1002
01:12:57,673 --> 01:12:59,732
有胆就说出来，说呀

1003
01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:01,267
我爱

1004
01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:02,935
爱，爱，爱谁呀？

1005
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:07,607
你说清楚，你爱不爱她？

1006
01:13:08,684 --> 01:13:10,015
我爱她

1007
01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:12,585
这不结了吗？

1008
01:13:12,688 --> 01:13:13,518
结了？

1009
01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:16,383
她信天主教

1010
01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:18,124
你信什么教？

1011
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,854
报告大师，我也是

1012
01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:21,429
来人呀

1013
01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:22,326
有

1014
01:13:22,431 --> 01:13:23,227
拿本圣经来

1015
01:13:23,332 --> 01:13:23,923
是

1016
01:13:25,701 --> 01:13:28,397
站起来，站起来，站好

1017
01:13:28,937 --> 01:13:30,302
男左女右

1018
01:13:32,608 --> 01:13:34,542
妈那个臭秃子

1019
01:13:35,778 --> 01:13:37,575
男左女右

1020
01:13:41,784 --> 01:13:43,115
把手放圣经上

1021
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:55,756
冯文氏

1022
01:13:55,864 --> 01:14:00,358
你愿不愿意嫁给我的副官唐文正？

1023
01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:06,329
愿意

1024
01:14:09,545 --> 01:14:11,570
唐文正

1025
01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:17,050
你愿不愿意娶我的老婆冯文氏？

1026
01:14:17,152 --> 01:14:17,846
愿意

1027
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,712
妈你个头，你答愿意

1028
01:14:20,989 --> 01:14:23,514
交换信物

1029
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:28,259
报告大师，我没有

1030
01:14:28,897 --> 01:14:30,592
没有，刚才你什么都有

1031
01:14:30,699 --> 01:14:32,189
现在什么都没有

1032
01:14:32,601 --> 01:14:33,568
先拿去用

1033
01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:43,375
这里是一千块钱大洋

1034
01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:44,878
拿去吧

1035
01:14:53,255 --> 01:14:54,222
谢大师

1036
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:55,483
我们俩永生不忘

1037
01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:59,182
现在我帮助你成了家

1038
01:14:59,528 --> 01:15:01,223
我还要帮助你立业

1039
01:15:02,464 --> 01:15:05,433
再给你弄个县长当当

1040
01:15:08,570 --> 01:15:10,231
由下个月起

1041
01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:13,300
你就是叶县的县长，下去吧

1042
01:15:13,809 --> 01:15:14,867
多谢大师的恩典

1043
01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:16,405
来世永生不忘

1044
01:15:18,146 --> 01:15:18,976
谢大师

1045
01:15:20,616 --> 01:15:21,640
回来

1046
01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:23,884
把你们的横炮拔出来

1047
01:15:32,094 --> 01:15:35,689
如果以后你有半点对不起她

1048
01:15:35,797 --> 01:15:37,128
妈那个秃子

1049
01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:39,257
你知道我该怎么做

1050
01:15:42,070 --> 01:15:42,968
知道了

1051
01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:45,173
走吧

1052
01:15:45,774 --> 01:15:46,798
快走呀

1053
01:15:49,912 --> 01:16:10,630
你们这里面还有谁形只影单的

1054
01:16:11,466 --> 01:16:13,696
晚上睡不着觉的

1055
01:16:14,469 --> 01:16:16,266
没有老婆的

1056
01:16:17,005 --> 01:16:19,269
也想当县长的

1057
01:16:19,975 --> 01:16:22,068
趁着今天老子高兴

1058
01:16:22,177 --> 01:16:23,872
都老老实实的给我站出来

1059
01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:32,944
出来，出来

1060
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,332
站好…

1061
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:53,471
男左女右

1062
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,745
一不做，二不休

1063
01:17:08,023 --> 01:17:10,082
今日少数服众

1064
01:17:10,859 --> 01:17:13,555
你们大伙服从过我

1065
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:17,531
跟我出生入死，枪林弹雨

1066
01:17:17,899 --> 01:17:19,093
跟我玩过命

1067
01:17:22,404 --> 01:17:24,099
你们也服从过我

1068
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,434
跟我前后夹攻，生死力战

1069
01:17:27,542 --> 01:17:29,169
差点要了我的命

1070
01:17:32,614 --> 01:17:34,548
老四跟我说过

1071
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,880
独乐乐不如与众同乐

1072
01:17:37,252 --> 01:17:38,480
好，拿本皇历来

1073
01:17:38,587 --> 01:17:39,178
是

1074
01:17:48,563 --> 01:17:49,962
不宜动土

1075
01:17:53,368 --> 01:17:54,835
不宜婚丧

1076
01:17:56,738 --> 01:17:58,535
不宜嫁娶

1077
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,439
不宜洗澡

1078
01:18:04,913 --> 01:18:06,175
不宜吃饭

1079
01:18:06,281 --> 01:18:07,908
他妈，吃饭还有不宜的

1080
01:18:08,650 --> 01:18:09,776
选日不如撞日

1081
01:18:09,885 --> 01:18:10,647
就明天啦

1082
01:18:11,887 --> 01:18:15,448
新郎新娘入席

1083
01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:29,667
证婚人入席

1084
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:07,675
证婚人致训词

1085
01:19:14,883 --> 01:19:16,783
各位来宾们

1086
01:19:17,652 --> 01:19:20,143
各位父老兄弟姐妹们

1087
01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:23,157
各位新郎新娘们

1088
01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:28,820
今天是我们全省最高兴的日子

1089
01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:31,421
全省同胞们高兴

1090
01:19:31,533 --> 01:19:33,296
各位来宾们高兴

1091
01:19:33,401 --> 01:19:35,369
新郎新娘们高兴

1092
01:19:35,470 --> 01:19:36,994
大家都高兴

1093
01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:40,563
也就是我的高兴

1094
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,443
我高兴的呢

1095
01:19:47,549 --> 01:19:50,677
就是呀各位新郎们

1096
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:53,550
他们以前都是我身边

1097
01:19:53,655 --> 01:19:56,317
前后左右的战友

1098
01:19:56,925 --> 01:20:01,919
他们每个人都十八般武艺件件精通

1099
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:04,288
各位新娘们呢

1100
01:20:04,399 --> 01:20:06,890
以前都是我身上身下的人

1101
01:20:07,669 --> 01:20:12,072
她们每个人都是千娇百媚

1102
01:20:12,174 --> 01:20:14,836
三十六套功夫套套熟练

1103
01:20:16,244 --> 01:20:18,838
过去她们都是我的老婆

1104
01:20:20,515 --> 01:20:24,076
但是她们要自由要平等

1105
01:20:24,953 --> 01:20:29,287
我是一个最爱自由平等的人

1106
01:20:30,091 --> 01:20:36,189
所以我准她们自由恋爱，自由结婚

1107
01:20:37,432 --> 01:20:39,696
我这种博爱的精神

1108
01:20:40,101 --> 01:20:45,300
我希望全国以我为表率，为榜样

1109
01:20:45,407 --> 01:20:47,204
发扬光大

1110
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:54,543
由今天开始

1111
01:20:54,649 --> 01:20:57,447
你们都算是正式的

1112
01:20:57,552 --> 01:20:59,850
名正言顺的结为夫妇了

1113
01:21:01,389 --> 01:21:03,619
今天晚上九点钟

1114
01:21:03,725 --> 01:21:06,091
在你们没入洞房之前

1115
01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:09,797
我要特别地在我的房间

1116
01:21:09,898 --> 01:21:13,561
向各位新娘个别的

1117
01:21:13,668 --> 01:21:17,627
单独的，静静的训话

1118
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:27,742
各位新娘集合，向左转

1119
01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:29,446
跟我来

1120
01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:38,251
干什么要特别训话？

1121
01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:42,929
站好，都站好

1122
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:46,089
报告大师

1123
01:21:46,201 --> 01:21:47,395
新娘子们都到齐了

1124
01:21:48,003 --> 01:21:49,163
叫她们一个一个的进来

1125
01:21:49,271 --> 01:21:49,794
是

1126
01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:56,776
进去，进去呀

1127
01:22:04,786 --> 01:22:05,548
大师

1128
01:22:06,655 --> 01:22:10,421
脱，上上下下跟我脱干净

1129
01:22:13,495 --> 01:22:15,258
脱，快脱呀

1130
01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:33,310
大师

1131
01:22:33,682 --> 01:22:36,276
叫，这时候叫什么大师

1132
01:22:36,384 --> 01:22:37,942
叫哥哥

1133
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:40,112
大哥

1134
01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:51,390
不要急

1135
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,932
以前你做我老婆的时候

1136
01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:57,266
头上给我戴绿帽子

1137
01:22:57,372 --> 01:22:59,465
现在你做人老婆

1138
01:22:59,574 --> 01:23:00,734
也叫你偷人

1139
01:23:12,954 --> 01:23:14,012
第二个

1140
01:23:14,422 --> 01:23:15,684
你，进去

1141
01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:21,494
脱，快脱光

1142
01:23:46,054 --> 01:23:48,249
你瞧，本来你偷了他的

1143
01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:49,846
到现在他偷了你的

1144
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,823
真是只许州官放火

1145
01:23:51,926 --> 01:23:53,052
不许百姓点灯

1146
01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:06,898
大家站好，赶快站好，大师来了

1147
01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:07,838
站好

1148
01:24:28,163 --> 01:24:29,130
立正

1149
01:24:39,874 --> 01:24:40,841
稍息

1150
01:24:44,979 --> 01:24:50,508
很好，我想说老吾老以及人之老

1151
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:55,146
妻吾妻以及人之妻

1152
01:24:55,723 --> 01:24:58,317
以后我愿各位夫妇们

1153
01:24:58,426 --> 01:25:00,587
白头到老，白发齐眉

1154
01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:08,160
现在我要给各位新郎一点临别纪念

1155
01:25:09,637 --> 01:25:13,767
我的意思就是寡人不薄是人心呀

1156
01:25:14,409 --> 01:25:15,603
礼轻情意重

1157
01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:18,341
小意思，小意思

1158
01:25:21,216 --> 01:25:22,205
来吧

1159
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:24,085
来呀

1160
01:25:24,752 --> 01:25:25,776
不要客气呀

1161
01:25:26,054 --> 01:25:26,952
每人一顶

1162
01:25:27,055 --> 01:25:28,181
我喊一二三

1163
01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:29,517
你们大家要戴好

1164
01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:33,321
一，二，三

1165
01:25:41,202 --> 01:25:42,430
好，好

1166
01:25:43,438 --> 01:25:45,929
如今你们都是绿林好汉呀

1167
01:25:47,208 --> 01:25:48,903
我是红裤子出身

1168
01:25:49,010 --> 01:25:52,673
这回是万绿丛中一点红呀

1169
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,280
报告大师

1170
01:26:00,388 --> 01:26:02,913
我代表大家送给大师一点小意思

1171
01:26:03,525 --> 01:26:05,322
就在人情纸半张

1172
01:26:17,505 --> 01:26:18,335
妈那个秃子

1173
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:20,168
要我做帮主呀

1174
01:26:26,481 --> 01:26:27,914
冲呀

1175
01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:29,844
在那个动乱的时代里

1176
01:26:29,951 --> 01:26:32,920
军阀们为了互争利益，壮大自己

1177
01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:35,581
他们往往欺骗百姓，压榨良民

1178
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:39,653
更有不惜出卖国家利益去勾结外帮

1179
01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:41,160
当时的列强国家

1180
01:26:41,262 --> 01:26:43,787
也都想趁此良机瓜分中国

1181
01:26:43,898 --> 01:26:45,763
从中取利

1182
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,767
所以我们可以肯定的说

1183
01:26:47,869 --> 01:26:49,632
在北洋政府时代里

1184
01:26:49,737 --> 01:26:52,069
军阀虽然人材济济

1185
01:26:52,173 --> 01:26:54,198
但是却无济于事

1186
01:26:54,309 --> 01:26:57,176
对中国历史毫无建树可言

1187
01:26:57,278 --> 01:26:59,007
他们最大的目的就是

1188
01:26:59,113 --> 01:27:02,378
你打我，我打你，自己打自己

1189
01:27:15,029 --> 01:27:16,792
把他们都抓起来

1190
01:27:18,499 --> 01:27:21,627
大家静一静

1191
01:27:21,736 --> 01:27:24,068
不要吵…

1192
01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:27,071
我们要打倒军阀

1193
01:27:29,410 --> 01:27:33,904
我们要自由民主博爱平等…

1194
01:27:34,015 --> 01:27:36,984
我们要打倒军阀

1195
01:27:37,518 --> 01:27:39,110
打倒军阀

1196
01:27:40,054 --> 01:27:41,646
打倒军阀

1197
01:27:42,323 --> 01:27:44,416
军阀真能打倒吗？

1198
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,519
军阀能打得完吗？

1199
01:27:48,162 --> 01:27:50,357
冯玉恒被打倒了

1200
01:27:50,465 --> 01:27:54,060
接着这位脑满肠肥的胡玉寒

1201
01:27:54,168 --> 01:27:56,534
又变成了新军阀

1202
01:27:57,438 --> 01:28:00,032
他照样也受到老百姓的欢迎

1203
01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:03,510
他照样也威风凛凛，不可一世

1204
01:28:04,679 --> 01:28:06,476
所以我们可以说

1205
01:28:06,581 --> 01:28:10,642
在军阀时代里根本就没有军阀

1206
01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:15,548
因为有了军阀就有旧军阀被打倒

1207
01:28:16,424 --> 01:28:18,915
当新的军阀刚刚站起来

1208
01:28:19,027 --> 01:28:21,757
不久又会被另一个军阀给打下去

1209
01:28:23,097 --> 01:28:24,758
这种你争我夺

1210
01:28:24,866 --> 01:28:27,596
你死我生的循环现象

1211
01:28:27,702 --> 01:28:30,967
一直到国民革命北伐成功

1212
01:28:31,072 --> 01:28:34,439
才在中国历史上完全消失