TAMERA, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.
ME TOO. WHAT'S YOUR NEWS?
I SIGNED UP TO BE A TUTOR.
I'll GET EXTRA CREDIT AND IT'LL HELP ME.
EARN POINTS TOWARD THE STUDENT ABROAD PROGRAM.
YOU THINK THAT'S GOOD?
I PUT MONEY IN THE VENDING MACHINE
AND I GOT AN EXTRA BAG OF CHIPS!
HEY, L.J.
HEY... THERE'S THAT NEW GUY, L.J. LAMAR.
IS HE HOT OR WHAT?
HI, L.J.
I'M ROGER, JOCK GUY.
WHAT TEAM DO YOU PLAY ON?
NO, I'M NOT A JOCK. I'M THE JOCK GUY.
I HAND THEM OUT.
EQUIPMENT MANAGER.
HE'S ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A WEEK AND HE'S ALREADY CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST.
I KNOW, BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM NOTICE ME.
TAMERA, PLEASE. NOT THE OLD GEE-I-DROPPED-MY-LUNCH MOVE.
THAT IS SO LAME.
IT IS, HUH?
WATCH AND LEARN, MY SISTER.
FEEL STUPID?
NOT REALLY.
THIS IS YOUR LUNCH.
[BELL RINGS]
♪ SISTER ♪
♪ TALK ABOUT A TWO-WAY TWISTER ♪
♪ SHAKIN' UP THE FAMILY TREE WITH SIBLING SYNCHRONICITY ♪
♪ SISTER ♪
♪ NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I MISSED YA ♪
♪ NOW THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS ♪
♪ I AIN'T EVER GONNA LET YOU GO! ♪
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH-OH ♪
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪
♪ WHOO-HOO-HOO ♪
♪ SISTER ♪
♪ NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I MISSED YA ♪
♪ NOW THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS ♪
♪ I AIN'T EVER GONNA LET YOU GO ♪
♪ SISTER, SISTER. ♪
HI. HOW'S BUSINESS?
OH! NOT BAD. LOTS OF ORDERS.
OH, GOOD.
SO, TELL ME, RAY...
DO YOU THINK A WOMAN WHO SHOWED UP
AT HER HIGH SCHOOL REUNION IN THIS DRESS
WILL JUST MAKE ALL THE OTHER WOMEN DIE OF ENVY?
CLASS REUNIONS... ISN'T IT PATHETIC
THAT SOME LOSER'S GOING TO WEAR THAT DRESS
AND DELUDE PEOPLE INTO THINKING
SHE'S DONE SOMETHING WITH HER SAD LITTLE LIFE?
WHEN IN FACT, HER NATURAL BEAUTY ALONE
IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THOSE JERKS EAT THEIR HEARTS OUT.
LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I'M WEARING THIS DRESS I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING
BUT, RICE CAKES AND LETTUCE FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS
DOESN'T MEAN I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS A BUNCH OF OLD GIRLFRIENDS.
I'M SORRY, LISA.
I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS A GUY.
RIGHT.
NOT JUST ANY GUY, EITHER.RAY, DAVID JOHNSON.
OOH!
HE WAS CUTE AND SMART.
HE HAD A CRUSH ON ME ALL DURING HIGH SCHOOL.
I NEVER DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, THERE WAS THIS GIRL...
YEAH, SURE YOU DID. SIT DOWN. THIS IS MY MOMENT.
NO, LISTEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A DRESS OR LOSE WEIGHT JUST TO IMPRESS A MAN.
REALLY?
OH, WELL, THAT'S VERY...
WHAT YOU NEED IS A LIMO.
YOU KNOW THAT IS A GOOD IDEA
CAN YOU LET ME USE ONE OF YOUR LIMOS FOR THE NIGHT?
I OWN A COMANY DONNA.
WHEN'S THE REUNION?
FRIDAY NIGHT.
CONSIDER IT DONE.
OH, RAY. OH, RAY.
THIS IS REALLY NICE OF YOU.
WELL, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE...
YOU'RE A FRIEND.
YEAH, WELL, ANYWAY, THANKS.
IT'S FUNNY ISN'T IT, HOW SOMETIMES A TERRIFIC GUY
SOMEBODY SENSITIVE, RESPONSIBLE, INTELLIGENT
CAN BE RIGHT UP UNDER YOUR NOSE
AND YOU NEVER EVEN NOTICE HIM?
YOU MEAN THAT DAVID JOHNSON GUY, HUH?
NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE.
LISA STOP RIGHT THERE.
IF YOU MEAN WHAT I THINK YOU MEAN...
HOWARD FEENY. MARCHING BAND.
THAT BOY COULD WORK A SOUSAPHONE.
WHO DID YOU THINK I MEANT?
HUH?
MOM I'VE GOT AN ENGLISH TEST TOMORROW.
I'M GOING TO STUDY AT THE LIBRARY.
WELL WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR ROOM?
TAMERA'S DOING JIM CARREY IMPRESSIONS
AND PLAYING HACKYSACK WITH A SODA CAN.
OH, TIA, PLEASE.
[IMITATING JIM CARREY] SMOKIN'!
BYE, MOM.
BYE BYE.
IF I'M GOING TO LOSE 12 POUNDS IN 72 HOURS I BETTER GO JOG.
TAMERA, AREN'T YOU IN TIA'S ENGLISH CLASS?
[IMITATING JIM CARREY] ALL RIGHTY THEN, DAD.
DON'T YOU HAVE A ENGLISH TEST TOMORROW
I THINK SO.
YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
DON'T YOU HAVE TO PULL YOUR GRADES UP?
BOY, I'll SAY.
OOH, SOMEBODY STOP ME.
ALL RIGHT. I WILL.
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING GOOF TROOP?
BECAUSE BAYWATCH ISN'T ON YET.
HELLO?
TAMERA, START STUDYING. NO TV.
ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
[ DOORBELL RINGING ]
WHAT'S UP? I'M L.J. LAMAR.
COACH KELLY GAVE ME YOUR NAME FROM THE LIST OF TUTORS.
I'M SUPPOSED TO SET UP A TIME WITH YOU TO HELP ME STUDY.
UH, YOU'RE TIA LANDRY, RIGHT?
UNLESS THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE WALKING AROUND WITH THIS FACE.
UH... GREAT.
'CAUSE I'VE GOT ONE WEEK
TO GET MY GRADES UP OR COACH WON'T LET ME
PLAY IN OUR FIRST GAME.
SO, WHEN CAN YOU START TUTORING ME?
WELL, HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
COOL.
[IMITATING JIM CARREY] SOMEBODY STOP ME!
OKAY, NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
ABOUT LEARNING GOOD STUDY HABITS, L.J.
IS TO CREATE THE PROPER WORK ENVIRONMENT.
FOR AN EXAMPLE...
WE NEED THE RIGHT KIND OF LIGHT TO STUDY BY.
AND A LITTLE MUSIC TO HELP US CONCENTRATE.
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
HEY, STUDYING'S KIND OF FUN.
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU SMART GIRLS WERE...
I DON'T KNOW... REAL SERIOUS.
YEAH, THAT'S A COMMON MISCON... STRU... IZATION.
HAVE A SEAT.
WHY DON'T WE START BY QUIZZING YOU
ON SOME OF THE QUESTIONS AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER.
COOL.
OKAY, NUMBER ONE...
"A COMMON RALLYING CALL OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION
WAS "NO TAXATION WITHOUT...?"
RECEIPTS?
CORRECT!
YES!
OKAY, UM...
NUMBER TWO... "COMPARE AND CONTRAST"
THE CAUSES AND RESULTS
"OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION WITH THOSE
OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION."
NO CLUE.
WHAT'S THE ANSWER?
UH...
WELL, UH... THE, UH... AMERICAN REVOLUTION
STARTED WHEN THE ENGLISH KING PLACED A TAX ON TEA
AND COFFEE AND ORANGE JUICE.
PRETTY MUCH ALL THE BREAKFAST DRINKS.
AND THE FRENCH REVOLUTION
HOWEVER, STARTED WHEN... MARIE ANTOINETTE
AND HER HUSBAND... KING ANTOINETTE
SAID, "LET... THEM EAT CAKE."
YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCES?
TEA, CAKE, FOOD, BEVERAGES?
WOW.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO KEEP UP, TIA.
DON'T WORRY.
I'll GO SLOW.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
SIR, I'M L.J. LAMAR. I'M HERE FOR TUTORING.
OH, I SEE.
MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU A MINUTE? EXCUSE US.
HONEY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE A TUTOR.
THAT'S GREAT.
I MEAN, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOU
TO ADMIT THAT YOU NEED HELP.
HEY, NO USE PRETENDING YOU'RE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT, RIGHT?
EXACTLY.
WELL, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
I'M DOING MY BEST, SIR.
CHECK OUT TAMERA AND L.J. UNBELIEVABLE.
JUST A FEW DAYS AGO SHE THREW MY LUNCH
IN FRONT OF HIM, AND HE STEPPED ON IT.
WOW.
I'VE GOT TO RE-READ THAT ARTICLE IN SASSY ON HOW TO HOOK A HUNK.
HEY, GUYS, HAVE YOU MET MY TUTOR?
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A TUTOR, MAN.
I HEAR LINDSTROM'S GIVING US A POP QUIZ TODAY.
NO PROBLEM.
SHE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION.
YEAH AND YOU KNOW IT TOOK ME TEN MINUTES.
WOW!
[ BELL RINGS ]
OH! YOU COMING OVER TO STUDY AGAIN TONIGHT?
I'll BRING MY SEGA JAGUAR THIS TIME.
COOL.
[LAUGHING]
ALL RIGHT! I GOT A "D."
D-PLUS!
HOW DID YOU DO, L.J.?
OUT OF 100 QUESTIONS, I GOT THREE OF THEM RIGHT.
-YES!
HEY, THAT TUTOR REALLY HELPED, HUH?
HELPED? I GOT FIVE RIGHT ON THE LAST QUIZ.
SHE'S MAKING ME DUMBER.
WHAT'S UP, L.J.?
THANKS TO TIA LANDRY I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY THIS SEASON.
THAT'S WHAT.
HEY, YOU AND L.J. ARE LOOKING PRETTY TIGHT THERE, TAMERA.
YEAH COULDN'T YOU JUST DIE, TIA.
I'M SEEING THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN SCHOOL.
HE'S NOT MY TYPE.
BESIDES, POPULARITY ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT TO ME.
THANKS FOR MAKING THIS THE WORST YEAR
IN THE HISTORY OF ROOSEVELT HIGH.
YEAH, EVERYBODY IN SCHOOL HATES YOUR GUTS, TIA.
BOY, YOU REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING POPULAR.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON.
HEY, DENISE.
BITE ME.
DENISE, THAT WAS HARSH.
I'M SORRY, TIA, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING
TO TUTOR SOMEBODY YOU SHOULD TAKE THE JOB
MORE SERIOUSLY.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IF L.J. FLUNKS HISTORY HE WON'T BE ABLE
TO PLAY ALL SEASON.
BUT I'M NOT TUTORING L.J. LA...
[TIA SCREAMING] TAMERA!
WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?
LISA...
EVERYMAN YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH
IS GOING TO LIE AWAKE TONIGHT
TORMENTING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE LET YOU SLIP AWAY
AND REDUCE HIS LIFE TO A MEANINGLESS JOKE.
OH, RAY, YOU SURE KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO A WOMAN.
WELL, I SAID PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING TO TAMERA WHEN SHE GOT HER FIRST ZIT.
THANKS.
IS THE LIMO HERE YET?
THE LIMO... YEAH.
I MEAN, NO. I MEAN... ANY MINUTE NOW.
OH, GOOD.
DID YOU GET ME A STRETCH OR A TOWN CAR?
UH... A STRETCH, OF COURSE.
YOU KNOW, FULL BAR, TV, MOON ROOF...
YOU DID WANT A MOON ROOF?
A LOT OF WOMEN DON'T LIKE MOON ROOFS
'CAUSE THE WIND MESSES UP THEIR HAIR.
I'D BETTER CANCEL THAT MOON ROOF.
YOU FORGOT TO ORDER MY LIMO, DIDN'T YOU?
I FEEL REAL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS. UH...
I'M VERY SORRY.
OH... THAT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
OH, OKAY.
WELL, I'M SURE DAVID JOHNSON WILL BE JUST AS IMPRESSED WHEN I PULL UP
IN MY WHITE-ON-RUST-IN-WHITE BROKEN DOWN '75 EL DORADO
AND CRAWL MY WAY THROUGH THE CELLOPHANE ON THE BROKEN-WINDOW SIDE
AND SCRATCH MY WAY AND HURL MYSELF UP OVER...
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT I PROMISED YOU A LIMOUSINE
AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET ONE.
HELLO, TODD. THIS IS RAY.
CAN YOU HAVE THE REGENCY STRETCH
OVER AT MY HOUSE IN FIVE MINUTES?
YEAH. HAVE JIMMY DRIVE IT.
THAT'S RIGHT. HE'S GOT A BOOKING.
UH, DONNA THEN.
OH. UH... HOW ABOUT LARRY?
OH. UH... HOW ABOUT YOU, TODD?
OH, COME ON, TODD.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE OTHER CHILDREN
AND THE OBSTETRICIAN CAN RUN THE CAMCORDER.
OKAY.
AND?
AND I'M RAYMOND, YOUR LIMOUSINE DRIVER.
[GLEEFUL GIGGLING]
OH, I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, RAY.
WELL, I KNOW YOU DO, AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE AND TREAT ME LIKE YOU WOULD
ANY OTHER CHAUFFEUR.
[GLEEFUL GIGGLING]
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THE DOOR.
OH, L.J., HOW'S THE PUPIL?
LOUSY.
WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
LISA: RAYMOND! CHOP! CHOP!
OH... HI, L.J. COME ON IN.
LOOK. I KNOW YOU MUST BE UPSET RIGHT NOW,
BUT I TALKED TO YOUR HISTORY TEACHER
AND HE SAID IF YOU GET A "C" ON YOUR TEST TOMORROW
HE COULD PULL UP YOUR GRADE ENOUGH TO PLAY.
SO FAR I'VE GOT AN F-MINUS, TIA.
HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GET A "C"?
HEY, IF ANYBODY CAN PULL THIS OFF IT'S TIA LANDRY.
NOW, YOU JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE WHILE I
GO UPSTAIRS AND PREPARE MY LESSON PLAN.
HI TIA.
YOU STILL MAD AT ME?
WHAT DO YOU THINK, TAMERA?
BECAUSE OF YOU, EVEN THE CHESS CLUB HATES ME.
THEY CHASED ME THREE BLOCKS.
AND THEY RUN PRETTY FAST FOR GUYS WEARING HUSH PUPPIES.
WHAT CAN I SAY, TIA?
I OPENED THE DOOR AND L.J. WAS STANDING THERE
AND HE ASKED IF I WAS YOU.
MY MOUTH SAID, "YES."
MY BRAIN WAS STILL WORKING ON, "I WONDER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
IN BICYCLE PANTS."
TIA, I KNOW YOU WON'T FORGIVE ME
AND THERE'S NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULD FORGIVE ME.
WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?
NO.
TIA, I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST THAT WHEN L.J. THOUGHT I WAS SMART
IT FELT SORT OF GOOD.
BUT FROM NOW ON, I'll BE HONEST.
PLEASE?
OKAY. I FORGIVE YOU.
GREAT! OKAY. HERE'S THE PLAN.
L.J.'S DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW
AND YOU HAVE TO HELP HIM ACE HIS TEST.
NO WAY.
EITHER THAT, OR YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO TRANSFER TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
IT'S SIMPLE REALLY.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE YOU
PRETENDING TO BE ME PRETENDING TO BE YOU.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HONESTY?
I'll START TOMORROW.
HONEST.
L.J.: HEY, TIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
UH, I'M... I... I'M CHANGING.
LOOK. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. OKAY?
AND I'll TAKE THOSE.
NOT SO FAST.
I DON'T THINK I TRUST YOU ANYMORE, BENEDICT ALEXANDER.
I THINK YOU MEAN BENEDICT ARNOLD.
NOT ACCORDING TO YOU.
BENEDICT ARNOLD WAS THE AMERICAN TRAITOR
WHO ATTEMPTED TO SELL WEST POINT TO THE BRITISH.
OR PERHAPS YOU MEAN ALEXANDER HAMILTON
THE FIRST SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY.
WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING NOTES?
OH. UH... UH... JUST A SECOND.
[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU KNOW... TO HELP US CONCENTRATE.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STUDY WITH THAT RACKET?
TURN IT OFF!
SIT DOWN! OPEN YOUR BOOK, CHAPTER THREE.
MAN, YOU SMART GIRLS GOT SOME NASTY MOOD SWINGS.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
REALLY.
I OWN THE LIMO COMPANY.
I'M ONLY DRIVING AS A FAVOR TO THE WOMAN I LIVE WITH.
I MEAN, I LIVE WITH HER, BECAUSE, YOU SEE
SHE IS THE MOTHER OF MY DAUGHTER'S TWIN SISTER.
THEY WERE SEPARATED AT BIRTH.
THEY FOUND EACH OTHER AT THE MALL.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M JUST A DRIVER.
[LISA LAUGHING]
FINALLY... ONLY TWO HOURS LATER THAN SHE SAID SHE'D BE.
YEAH. THEY THINK THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US, HUH?
HEY! A LIMO!
I'M IMPRESSED.
IT'S ABOUT TIME, LISA.
ARE YOU GOING TO LET THAT CLOWN TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT?
DON'T WORRY, DAVID. THAT'S JUST RAYMOND, MY DRIVER
AND HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUTT OUT OF OUR BUSINESS.
JUST DRIVE US TO THE BLUE TERRACE, RAYMOND. WE'RE GOING TO GET A DRINK.
YES, MA'AM.
I'M SURE GLAD YOU CAME OVER TO ME AT THE REUNION.
I MUST ADMIT, I NEVER WOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED YOU, LISA.
OH, DAVID, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE BIT.
I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS BUT BEHIND THE
PANEL ON THE LEFT IS A FINE BORDEAUX,
MACADAMIA NUTS
AND SOME CHILLED GUAVA NECTAR.
WHAT?
NO BEER OR CORN NUTS?
I THOUGHT THESE THINGS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CLASSY.
HEY, PULL OVER HERE AT THIS PARTY STORE.
STOP. STOP!
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, LISA
BUT I THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS GUY.
I KNOW HE ISN'T QUITE WHAT I DESCRIBED
BUT EVERYBODY CHANGES A LITTLE.
WELL, IT'S YOUR LIFE.
ALL I'M SAYING IS MAYBE THE REALITY'S
NOT LIVING UP TO YOUR FANTASY.
I KNOW DAVID, RAY, AND DEEP DOWN
HE'S A FINE, DECENT, SENSITIVE MAN.
[DOOR OPENING]
STEP ON IT!
THE GUY MESSED UP ON THE CHANGE AND GAVE ME
THREE EXTRA DOLLARS.
HURRY! HURRY!
[CLEARING THROAT]
NOW, UH, WHERE WERE WE?
YOU MEAN ALL THOSE YEARS AGO?
OH, NO. JUST NOW.
[LAUGHING]
OUR SENIOR YEAR, WE WERE SITTING IN YOUR CAR.
- LISA: REMEMBER? - MM-HMM.
AND I WAS TELLING YOU I COULDN'T GO OUT WITH YOU
'CAUSE I WAS SEEING LONNY BAXTER.
MM-HMM... UH, WHO'S LONNY BAXTER?
OH, YOU REMEMBER. THE BOY IN MRS. BREMEN'S CLASS.
WHO'S MRS. BREMEN?
OUR GEOMETRY TEACHER.
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS ONLY THE BEST TEACHER THEY HAD AT FORD HIGH.
FORD HIGH?
I WENT TO DENBY.
YOU WHAT?
DENBY HIGH'S REUNION WAS IN THE ANTELOPE ROOM.
FORD HIGH'S WAS IN THE WOLVERINE ROOM!
[LAUGING] NO KIDDING!
NO WONDER I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ANYONE.
I MUST BE REALLY SLOSHED!
[LAUGHING]
OH, WELL.
YOU ARE THE WRONG DAVID JOHNSON! GET OUT OF HERE!
COME ON, BABY. IT'S OKAY.
I LEFT THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN IN TOLEDO
AND THIS TUX DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BACK FOR A WEEK.
THEN GET OFF AT I-75
AND YOU'LL BE IN TOLEDO BEFORE YOU STOP ROLLING.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! CAN WE STOP FIRST?!
NO!
COME ON, THE CAR'S STILL MOVING!
EWW! UGH!
AND HERE ARE YOUR CORN NUTS!
OH... GOD!
UH, BACK TO THE REUNION, MISS LANDRY?
WHEW! NO, THANK YOU. LET'S GO HOME, RAY.
AS YOU WISH, MADAM.
OH, YOU CAN CUT THAT OUT NOW, RAY.
SORRY. IT'S THE HAT.
SO? HOW'D YOU DO?
TERRIBLE.
I GOT WORSE THAN AN "F".
I GOT A "G".
THAT'S NOT A "G".
THAT'S A C-MINUS.
OH, THAT'S WHAT THOSE LOOK LIKE.
YOU DID IT! THAT'S GREAT!
COME ON. LET'S GO CELEBRATE TOGETHER.
SURE, TIA.
UM, WAIT.
I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, L.J.
I'M NOT TIA.
I'M TIA'S TWIN SISTER, TAMERA.
I JUST PRETENDED TO BE TIA SO I COULD TUTOR YOU
BUT, THAT WAS REALLY TIA
WHO TUTORED YOU YESTERDAY NOT ME, TAMERA.
HUH?
LOOK.
TRY TO FOLLOW ME.
I'M TAMERA, NOT TIA.
I JUST PRETENDED TO BE TIA SO, I CAN GO OUT WITH YOU.
OKAY. OKAY. I GOT IT.
SO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO, TIA?
ONE MORE TIME...
OH, FORGET IT.
[DOORBELL RINGING]
OH, I'll GET IT, TAMERA. IT'S FOR ME.
IT'S SOME OTHER GUY I'M SUPPOSED TO START TUTORING.
ROGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M HERE FOR MY TUTORING SESSION.
I NEED HELP GOING OVER MY ANATOMY.
YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE ANATOMY, ROGER.
NO, BUT I HAVE ONE.