片名：驚奇四超人： 銀色衝浪手現身
（日本海駿河灣）
（埃及吉紮）
（加州洛杉磯）
昨夜在西部神秘的大停電之後 Last night, the FAA was forced to ground all aircraft, leaving thousands stranded...
（大停電）
聯邦航空署緊急暫停班機起降 ...when electronic failures and mysterious power outages...
不過最令人矚目的新聞是 ...crippled the western United States. But the big story today...
大眾最期盼的超能佳偶 ...the much-anticipated wedding of fantastic couple...
（第四次就夠嗆？）
李德和蘇的婚禮週六登場 ...Reed Richards and Susan Storm will take place this Saturday.
（李德：科學家或名人？）
不可思議，全球各地 UnbeIievabIe. Bizarre anomaIies...
都發生了異常事件 ...are occurring aII over the worId, defying every Iaw of physics...
媒體卻只關心 我們選的餐具樣式 ...and aII the media care about is what china pattern we picked.
你們選哪個？ 藍花瓷盤？我喜歡 What did you pick? The bIue ones with them IittIe fIowers? I Iike them.
可以拍個照嗎？ Excuse me, wouId you mind?
-又來了 ，對不對？ -當然 -It's happening again, isn't it? -Yeah, sure.
不，這次絕不延期 No. We're not postponing anything, not this time.
這會是你夢想中的婚禮 我不會讓任何事阻撓它 This wiII be the wedding you dreamed of. I won't Iet anything get in the way.
就算次原子神秘轉化也不行 Not even the mysterious transformation of matter at the subatomic IeveI.
那是你對我說過最浪漫的話了 That's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me.
這倒是挺令人同情的 Which is reaIIy pathetic, when you think about it.
博士，很抱歉，機位都滿了 Dr. Richards, I'm very sorry, but we're overbooked.
-不過經濟艙還有位子 -我要照了 -We do have seats avaiIabIe in coach. -Okay, here we go.
-笑一個！ -酷啊！ -SmiIe! -Awesome!
-媽，你看 -我再照一張 Look, Mom!
那裡的位子就行了 -Let me get one more. -That shouId be fine.
我的座位在那裡 That's my seat.
抱歉 Sorry.
借過 Excuse me.
幫航空公司代言吧？ 會有私人飛機 What if we get an endorsement from an airIine? Get us a private jet?
我們代言的合約夠多了 I think we have enough endorsement deaIs.
你真愛說笑 說真的，這能補助你的小發明 That's funny. SeriousIy, Reed, it couId heIp subsidize your IittIe inventions.
-不用 ，謝了 -借過 -No, thanks. -Excuse me.
-考慮一下，回頭再談 -強尼，你要去哪？ -Consider it. TaIk to you Iater. -Where are you going?
我不搭經濟艙 I don't fIy coach.
真希望下場大雨 I hope it rains.
突然的一場大雪 The snowfall came with no warning...
覆蓋了金字塔 ...and covered the pyramids in 2 inches of snow.
在日本，海水的凍結 可能跟 In Japan, some suggest the solidification of the bay...
海底火山活動有關 ...was due to underwater volcanic activity...
雖然該區並未傳出有此類活動 ...though no such activity has been reported in the area.
引發這些全球氣候異象的原因 Scientists have ruled out global warming...
已排除是地球暖化所造成的 ...as the cause of the climatic events being reported around the globe.
科學家們無法解釋這些異象 With scientists unable to explain the events...
有些人懷疑是上帝的旨意 ...some are wondering if the hand of God is at work.
其他新聞，李德和蘇的婚禮 In other news, Reed Richards and Susan Storm's wedding...
成為曼哈頓的焦點 ...has Manhattan all abuzz.
賓客名單涵括許多政商名流 The guest list includes many of New York's power elite.
親愛的 Hey, honey.
政府要我們賠償在運鈔車搶案中 The city's charging us for three squad cars they say we destroyed...
我們所摧毀的三輛警車 我記得我們只毀了兩輛 ...during that armored-car robbery. I onIy remember two cars getting thrown.
李德 Reed.
好啦，我不玩了 AII right. I'm putting it away.
你剛剛是說？ You were saying?
我半小時內要試禮服 之後跟樂團談 I have a fitting in haIf an hour. The musicians after that.
擺飾和花都還沒選 太多事要做了 I haven't picked out the pIace settings or the fIowers. There's too much to do.
別煩，我們兩個一定能搞定一切 Don't worry about it. Between the two of us, we'II get it aII done.
我剛進來時你在幹嘛？ And what were you doing when I waIked in?
-輸入待辦事項 -真的？ -Inputting my to-do Iist. -ReaIIy?
-我敢發誓 -嘿，兩位 -Scout's honor. -Hey, guys.
新制服出來了 你們覺得如何？ New uniforms showed up. What do you think?
我想我們不可能穿這玩意 I think there's no way we're wearing that.
你幹嘛那麼討厭贊助廠商啊？ What do you have against capitaIism?
這是什麼？ What's this?
-我的一個小興趣 -是嗎？ -Just a IittIe hobby of mine. -Yeah?
是會大賣的玩具 還是科學實驗？ WouId it make a good toy, or is it something science-y?
兩者都有 A IittIe of both.
我很欽佩也很討厭你那樣 I'm both impressed and disgusted at that.
蘇說我無藥可救了 Yeah. Sue says I'm addicted to it.
她還真無奈啊 I wonder why she'd say that.
強尼 Hey, Johnny.
別說出去，我分析了全球異象 Keep it quiet, but I've cross-referenced and anaIyzed the gIobaI disturbances.
它們全是由宇宙輻射引起 就像賦予我們超能力的能量 They're caused by cosmic radiation, not unIike the kind which gave us our powers.
這還真無趣啊 Wow, that's reaIIy boring.
我要跟你談 一個重要的婚禮議題 Listen, I have a very important wedding issue we need to taIk about.
沒問題 Yeah, of course.
你的單身派對 Your bacheIor party.
不行，真的，強尼 No. SeriousIy, Johnny.
叫我帥哥強尼更好 John. Focus-testing showed Johnny skewed a IittIe young.
強尼，不辦單身派對 我不喜歡玩那一套 SeriousIy, Johnny, no bacheIor party. It's just not my kind of thing.
為了班辦吧，這對大個子很重要 你會讓他心碎的 Then do it for Ben. It means a Iot to the big guy. You'II break his heart.
他的心跟石頭一樣，對吧？ He does have some sort of rockIike heart.
婚禮前我有很多事要做 I have too much to do before the wedding.
說真的，我想蘇並不喜歡那樣 I think Sue might have a probIem with it.
你知道蘇會不喜歡怎樣嗎？ You know what Sue wouId have a probIem with?
有人告訴她 你在調查 If somebody toId her you were investigating...
全球異象跟宇宙輻射 ...gIobaI disturbances and cosmic radiation...
完全不像你承諾的 專心辦婚禮 ...instead of focusing on the wedding, Iike you promised.
-單身派對應該還不錯 -好啊！ -A bacheIor party couId be fun. -Yes!
不過不准找脫衣舞娘 But no exotic dancers.
（拉脫維亞，哈塞爾）
-就是這？ -這裡的人我都不認識 -This is it? -I don't know anybody here.
我想請你朋友，不過你沒朋友 I wouId have invited your friends, but you don't have any.
喂！ Hey!
強尼！我們說好的 Johnny, we had a deaI.
她們又不是脫衣舞娘 They're not exotic dancers.
她們是辣妹 They're just hot.
你就是奇幻人吧？ 你好厲害 You're Mr. Fantastic, aren't you? That's so awesome.
你真可愛 Wow, you're reaIIy cute.
把你最大口徑的酒杯拿出來吧 I'II need a pitcher with the biggest handIe you've got.
沒問題 No probIem.
歡迎光臨 Good evening, and weIcome to the Baxter....
需要我效勞嗎？ 你們不能用那台電梯 CouId I heIp you? No, you can't use that eIev--
隱形女馬上就來 Ms. Storm wiII be with your shortIy.
你們好 HeIIo?
謝謝，蘿貝塔 Thanks, Roberta.
有事嗎？ May I heIp you?
-我們來找李德博士 -他不在，我能效勞嗎？ -We're here to see Dr. Richards. -He's not here. Can I heIp you?
能，你能帶我去見博士 Yes. You can take me to see Dr. Richards.
好吧 Okay.
抱歉 Sorry.
宇宙初始，只有彈丸般大 然後，轟！ When the universe began, it was no bigger than a marbIe. Then, bang!
它爆炸了 在電光火石之間 It expIoded. And in a triIIionth of a second...
它擴展成現在的宇宙 ...it expanded exponentiaIIy into what became the universe we know.
你真聰明 Wow, you're reaIIy smart.
謝了 ，甜心 你的意見我很受用 Thanks, Candy. That means a Iot to me.
我好愛這首歌，想跳舞嗎？ I Iove this song. Wanna dance?
-不大想 -你很想 -No, I don't. -Yes, you do.
-真的 -來嘛，你一定很棒的 -HonestIy. -Come on, you'II be great.
我不想讓你們丟臉 I don't want to embarrass you guys.
放輕鬆，好好玩吧 Just Ioosen up. Have some fun.
很好 That's it.
對啊 Yeah.
就是這樣 That's it.
-他還真懂得怎麼放鬆 -是啊 -Guy reaIIy knows how to Ioosen up. -You're not kidding.
他在那裡 There he is.
是的 Yes.
死定了 UnfortunateIy.
我是說他 For him.
走吧？ ShaII we?
這下事情鬧大了 I think it might be cIobbering time.
蘇！你怎麼會 Sue. What are you...?
海格將軍 GeneraI Hager.
我們私下談談吧 Let's taIk somewhere private.
除非你還要跟別人玩十八招 UnIess you need to do JeII-O shots off someone's stomach.
我剛才在跟小姐們解釋 宇宙大爆發 I was expIaining to the girIs about how the big bang Ied to....
這是強尼的主意 我只是照做 This was Johnny's idea. I just went aIong.
李德怎麼認識將軍的？ How does Reed know the generaI?
那傢伙以前想引進新的飛彈系統 A few years back, the guy was pushing a new missiIe-defense system.
李德作證說那玩意沒用 Reed testified that the technoIogy wouIdn't work.
我來這裡只是因為 首席參謀長下令要我來此 I'm here on direct orders from the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
個人而言 我不喜歡讓老百姓得知機密情報 PersonaIIy, I don't Iike sharing sensitive information with a civiIian.
特別是那種愛出風頭的人 EspeciaIIy one who enjoys the pubIic spotIight so much.
我也很高興見到你 AIways a pIeasure to see you too, generaI.
有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？ What can I do for you?
你也知道，最近發生不少異象 As you may know, there've been unusuaI occurrences.
對外，我們低調處理 不過我們擔心 OfficiaIIy, we've downpIayed their significance, but we're concerned...
這些異象會嚴重危害國家安全 ...these anomaIies might pose a credibIe threat to our nationaI security.
這些是我們的間諜衛星拍到的 These were taken by one of our spy sateIIites three days ago.
-那是什麼？ -我們希望博士能告訴我們 -What is it? -We hoped Dr. Richards couId teII us.
我沒看過這樣的東西，班？ I'm afraid I've never seen anything Iike it. Ben?
我想是隕石，不過曳尾不對 I wouId say that it was a meteor, but the traiI's aII wrong.
它有自己的能量 It's giving off its own energy.
看一下這裡 Take a Iook at this.
這些出現在偏遠地區 These have been appearing in remote areas throughout the worId.
我們估計直徑有兩百公尺 FieId personneI estimate its diameter to be 200 meters.
要查明這是怎麼回事 我們得找到並攔截那個東西 To find out what this is about, we need a way to Iocate and intercept that object.
可以在我的衛星加裝感應器 A sensor couId be tied into the Baxter BuiIding's sateIIite grid.
那能準確找出這物體的位置 We can pinpoint the Iocation of the object.
-好，你就替我們做出感應器 -恐怕不行 -Good. You'II buiId the sensor for us-- -I'm afraid I can't.
什麼？ What?
我週六要結婚了 ，我沒時間 I'm getting married this Saturday. I just don't have the time.
李德，你的國家需要你幫忙 Richards, your country needs your heIp.
你去找傑夫教授吧 CaII Professor Jeff Wagner.
他是布朗大學物理系主任 He's head of the Physics Department at Brown.
我有更多期望 I expected more, Richards.
縱使是對你 Even from you.
帥哥強尼，四超人公司 John Storm, Fantastic Four Incorporated.
-當過模特兒嗎？ -沒興趣 -Ever done any modeIing? -Not interested.
-你的表情很獨特 -沒興趣 -You got an amazing compIexion. -Not interested.
而你 就這麼走了 Wow, and you just waIked away.
那絕對還有得談 I was definiteIy stiII taIking.
你竟然就這麼回絕了科學計畫 I can't beIieve you just turned down a science project.
他們沒我 也能做那個感應器 They can buiId a sensor without me.
現在最重要的事 就是我們的婚禮 The most important thing right now is our wedding.
不延期、不中斷 No postponements. No interruptions.
謝謝你 Thank you.
還有你在酒吧裡看到的情況 And, Iook, about what you saw back at the bar....
放心吧，我很清楚你 Don't worry about it. I know you.
我很高興你玩開了 I'm gIad you had fun.
謝謝 Thank you.
更何況 Besides...
那根本比不上我的單身派對 ...it was nothing compared to what I did at my bacheIorette party.
那才叫狂野呢 TaIk about wiId.
狂野？ WiId?
快啊 Come on.
你在這幹嘛？ Hey, what are you doing up here?
沒什麼，只是吸點新鮮空氣 Nothing. Just needed some air.
你在幫將軍做那個玩意兒吧 You're making that thing for the generaI, aren't you?
我想蘇並不知情 I'm guessing Susie doesn't know anything about it.
別擔心，我的嘴很緊的 Don't worry, my Iips are seaIed.
石頭嘴很難開口 That is, they wouId be if I had any.
別告訴強尼 Look, don't teII Johnny.
-別告訴強尼什麼？ -這下好了 -Don't teII Johnny what? -Great.
-你是在做那玩意兒嗎？ -沒有 -Are you buiIding that thing? -No.
蘇若知道 會用無影腳踢死你 If Sue finds out, you'II get an invisibIe kick in the nuts.
-我們口風要緊一點 -我知道 -Hey, hey. We're keeping this quiet. -I know.
別擔心 Don't worry.
這是世紀婚禮，李德和蘇 It's the wedding of the century. Reed Richards and Susan Storm...
也就是奇幻人和隱形女 ...Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman...
（就是今天）
今天將在紐約再度嘗試結成連理 ...will try again to tie the knot today in a ceremony in New York.
（奇幻婚禮日）
-看看這群寄生蟲 -真不可思議 -Look at these parasites. -I know, it's unbeIievabIe.
他們要不要臉啊？ Have they no shame?
聽著，各位 Hey! Hey, Iisten! Listen, everybody!
今天是我姐姐最特別的日子 也許是她生命中最重要的一天 This is a very speciaI day for my sister, probabIy the most important of her Iife.
所以我想說 請尊重我們的隱私 So I just want to say to you guys, pIease respect our privacy. Come on, Johnny.
開玩笑啦 婚禮照片會上網拍賣 Just kidding. We're auctioning off the excIusive wedding photos...
出價最高者可得 請上網競標 ...to the highest bidder, so go onIine and pIace your bids. Thank you.
強尼，你們計畫…？ Johnny, are you pIanning--?
跟霹靂火約會需要些什麼？ So, what's it take to date the Human Torch?
-防火內衣和燙傷乳膏 -謝謝 -Fireproof Iingerie and a Iot of aIoe. -Thank you.
-最近好嗎？ -你好嗎？ -Are you aII right? -How are you?
（蘇和李德）
先生，您的邀請函？ Invitation, sir?
名單上應該有我 I shouId be on that Iist.
-姓名？ -李史坦 -Name? -Stan Lee.
不好笑 Yeah, nice try, buddy.
-真的，我就是李史坦 -是嗎？謝謝 -No, reaIIy. I'm Stan Lee. -Nice try.
這跟我想像的不一樣 This isn't how I imagined it.
一向如此 It never is.
不，艾麗莎 感覺就是不對 No, AIicia, it just doesn't feeI right.
親愛的 Sweetie...
就連超能英雄也會有婚前焦慮 ...I think even superheroes are aIIowed to have wedding-day jitters.
不只如此 我的人生會老是像馬戲團嗎？ It's more than that. Is my Iife aIways gonna be a circus?
我們真要在這種情況下生兒育女？ Do we reaIIy want to raise kids in aII this?
面對事實吧，我們並不正常 Face it, we're not exactIy normaI.
班和我也不正常 Ben and I aren't normaI...
不過那不能阻止我們追求幸福 ...but we don't Iet it get in the way of us being happy.
你愛李德嗎？ Do you Iove Reed?
勝過任何人 More than I've ever Ioved anyone.
那你就不需要擔憂 Then you have nothing to worry about.
謝謝 Thank you.
好吧 Okay.
-糟糕 -怎麼了？ -Oh, great. -What?
我長痘子了 I've got a zit.
-不能用粉遮一下嗎？ -我搞定了 -Can't you put makeup on it? -No, no, I got it.
危機解除 Crisis averted.
只要專注控制那裡八小時就行 Now aII I have to do is concentrate on the area for the next eight hours.
李德，你要錯過自己的婚禮了 Reed, come on. You're gonna miss your own wedding.
再一下 Just a minute.
快好了 AImost done.
將軍，我把感應器連上線 GeneraI, I'm putting the sensor onIine now.
（系統上線）
就是現在 宇宙輻射有任何波動，你會知道 There. If there's a surge in cosmic radiation anywhere, you'II know.
希望如此，又出現兩處坑口了 Let's hope so. We've gotten reports of two more craters.
新娘來了 Here comes the bride
好啦，我連結一下PDA AII right. Just Iinking it to my PDA.
-李德 -好了 -Reed. -And that's it.
很好，快去刮鬍子穿禮服 Good, that's great. Now shave and put on your tux.
你就要結婚了 卻一臉狼疺 You're getting married and you Iook Iike a bum.
當然 AbsoIuteIy.
怎樣？ What?
我要結婚了 I'm getting married.
天哪 Oh, jeez.
我要結婚了 I'm getting married.
你腳軟起來還真麻煩 I heard of getting coId feet....
（系統上線）
好了 Okay.
你好，強尼 Hey, Johnny.
這太猛了 ，她怎麼知道是我？ 我根本沒說話 Does that amaze anyone eIse? How did she know it was me?
說實話，你有點燒焦的味道 To be honest, you kind of smeII Iike ash.
-你遲到了 -今天別注意我 -You're Iate. -Let's not make today about me.
這是李德和蘇的大日子 It's Reed and Sue's big day.
讓我們把焦點都放他們身上吧 Let's give them the attention for a change.
別那樣啦 Don't do that.
-好了 ，你很完美了 -你也很完美 -Okay, you're perfect. -You're perfect.
樓上見了 I'II see you upstairs.
拜，強尼 Bye, Johnny.
你跟艾麗莎真好 好得令人生氣 So seems Iike you and AIicia are doing weII. AnnoyingIy so, in fact.
是啊，我是個幸運兒 Yeah, I'm a Iucky guy.
你的確是 Yeah, you are.
我問你 Question for you, though;
你們兩個怎麼 How do you guys...?
-不關你的事！ -好啦！我只是關心嘛 -None of your business! -Okay, I'm just concerned.
我不希望看到她被落石砸死 I'd hate to find out she was kiIIed in a rock sIide.
我讓你嘗嘗落石的滋味！ I'II show you a rock sIide!
（美國間諜衛星）
你到底是什麼？ What are you?
謝謝 Thank you.
強尼？ Johnny?
你不該那麼愛鬧他 You shouIdn't tease him so much.
開個玩笑嘛 It was a joke.
是他太幸福困擾到你了吧 I don't know, I think it bothers you to see him reaIIy happy and in Iove.
我想你是忌妒 I think you're jeaIous.
忌妒？你看過 我約會的對象了嗎？ You think I'm jeaIous? Have you seen the women I've dated?
沒有 No.
-你不能老是自欺欺人，霹靂火 -鐺鐺 You can onIy fooI yourseIf but for so Iong, Torch.
這不是橡皮人的新娘嗎？ Hey. It's the bride of stretchy man.
-別鬧了 -別理他，你美極了 -Don't start. -Don't Iisten to him. You Iook gorgeous.
會場見了 We'II see you out there, sweetie.
-走，該我們上場了 -好嘛，好嘛 -Come on. We're on. -Okay. Okay.
其實你穿那樣並不可笑 You don't Iook compIeteIy ridicuIous in that dress.
我的賤嘴老弟這是在說 “你很好看” 嗎？ Is that obnoxious-brother taIk for ''You Iook kind of nice''?
你很美 You Iook beautifuI.
謝謝你 Thank you.
老爸會很驕傲的 Dad wouId be proud.
是啊 Yeah.
（警告！宇宙輻射）
李德，把手機關掉 Reed, shut your ceII phone off.
其實這是 ActuaIIy, this is a--
各位，我們今日在此聚首 DearIy beIoved, we are gathered here today to....
蘇和李德！恭喜你們結婚！ Sue and Reed, congratuIations on your wedding!
我說到哪了？ Where was I? Oh, yeah.
各位，我們今日在此聚首參加 DearIy beIoved, we are gathered here today to join this coupIe...
李德和蘇這對新人企結 ...Reed Richards and Susan Storm, together...
（警告！宇宙輻射）
神聖的約定 ...in the bond of hoIy...
（警告！宇宙輻射）
婚姻 ...matrimony.
你竟然帶那玩意來參加婚禮 I can't beIieve you brought that to our wedding.
這是有正當理由的 I know, but there's a good reason.
-儀式得進行快一點 -這還真浪漫啊 -We have to do this quickIy. -That's romantic.
-我該繼續嗎？ -是的，請繼續 -ShouId I continue? -Yes, pIease.
-世上有許多種愛情 -麻煩直接跳到最後面好嗎？ -There are many kinds of Iove. -CouId you skip to the end, pIease?
-李德 -抱歉 -Reed. -Excuse me?
（警告！ 即將抵達紐約）
-怎麼回事？ -發生什麼事了？ -What happened? -What's going on?
動力喪失！ 要墜機了 ！要墜機了 ！ We've Iost power! We're going down! We're going down!
太遲了 It's too Iate.
-快拉起來！ -我在拉啊！ -PuII up! -I'm trying! I'm trying!
班！ Ben!
-強尼 -這是名牌西裝耶 -Johnny. -This is DoIce.
霹靂火！ FIame on!
他還真快 Man, he's fast.
那招真酷 That is cooI.
我咧
-計程車！ -天啊！ -Hey, taxi! -Oh, man!
愛現鬼 Showoff.
該了結這一切了 Time to end this.
我們能談談嗎？ Can we taIk?
好吧，你贏了 Okay, you win.
霹靂火！快啊！ FIame on! Come on!
霹靂火！ FIame on!
嗨 Hey.
您的使者召喚您 Your heraId summons you.
另一個世界正在等著 Another worId awaits.
快點了結它吧 Let it be done quickIy.
它外型像人 不過全身銀色，腳踩 It Iooked Iike a man, but compIeteIy covered in siIver, and it fIew this, Iike...
像衝浪板的東西 我知道這很怪 ...surfboard-type thing. I know that sounds crazy.
完全不會 Oh, no, not at aII.
你追這個銀人到彩虹的盡頭嗎？ Did you foIIow the shiny man to LoIIipop Land or the Rainbow Junction?
-我很清楚我看到什麼 -謝謝你，沒關係，強尼 -I know what I saw. -Thank you. It's aII right, Johnny.
不管是什麼 它能轉換物質能量 Whatever this thing is, it has the abiIity to convert matter and energy.
所以是它引發全球異象的？ So it caused the anomaIies?
看起來它是運用宇宙輻射能量 It seems to radiate cosmic energy when it exerts itseIf...
隨機影響物質 看來，這個東西，這個 ...randomIy affecting matter. EvidentIy, this entity, this...
銀色衝浪手 ...SiIver Surfer...
不想被偵測到 就摧毀感應器 ...didn't want to be detected. It destroyed the sensor.
-它知道它被監視？ -還追蹤到這裡 -It knew it was being monitored? -And traced it back here.
它很機伶 We're deaIing with something highIy resourcefuI.
你還好吧？ Are you feeIing okay?
很好，只要散個心就行了 Yeah. I just.... I gotta waIk this off.
我們得在 它再度攻擊前摧毀它 We must destroy it before it attacks again.
李德，找別的方法追蹤它 Richards, find me another way to track it.
蘇，我很抱歉 Sue, I am so sorry.
我沒告訴你 是因為不想你擔心 I didn't teII you, because I didn't want you to worry.
我不怪你做了感應器 那是對的 I'm not mad you buiIt the sensor. You did the right thing.
太好了 Oh, great.
我還沒說完 I wasn't finished.
好，對不起，請繼續 Okay. Sorry. PIease continue.
這證明了我說過的話 This proves what I've been saying.
你能不能先放了我？ CouId you drop the force fieId?
我們不能抱歉 We can't even-- Sorry.
連我們的婚禮都成了世界大戰 Even our wedding turns into WorId War III.
可是一旦我們結婚 一切就會回歸正常 I know. But once we are married, everything wiII be back to normaI.
繼續這樣下去 我們不會有正常生活 We wiII never have normaI Iives as Iong as we do what we do.
這樣我們要怎麼養育兒女？ How couId we possibIy raise a famiIy Iike this?
我要去看看強尼 I'm gonna go check on Johnny.
強尼？ Johnny?
老兄，你還好嗎？ Hey, are you aII right, paI?
你沒事吧？ Are you aII right?
強尼！ Johnny?
強尼，你還好嗎？ Johnny, are you okay?
我不知道 我碰上衝浪手之後，感覺就很怪 I don't know. I've been feeIing reaIIy strange since my run-in with surfer boy.
也許你該去檢查一下 Maybe we shouId get you checked out.
-你為什麼要這樣？ -我什麼都沒做！ -Why did you do that? -I didn't do anything!
停，快打滾！ Stop, drop and roII! Stop, drop and roII!
老天，蘇！ Oh, my God, Sue! Just--
冷靜點，我會把你拉回來的 Just hang on! I'II get you, okay?
霹靂火！ FIame on!
走路小心啊！ Hey, watch it.
李德！ Reed!
李德！李德！ Reed! Reed!
-救命！ -蘇？ -HeIp! -Sue?
我著火了 ！ I'm on fire!
-蘇！怎麼回事？ -我著火了 ！ -Sue! What's going on? -I'm on fire!
-你著火了 ！ -你想呢？ -You're on fire! -You think?
-等等！ -快讓我進去！ -HoId on! -PuII me in!
是霹靂火！ Hey, it's the Human Torch!
強尼！ Johnny!
-我不是強尼！ -蘇，這是怎麼發生的？ -I'm not Johnny! -Sue, how did this happen?
我碰了強尼，接著就這樣了 I touched Johnny, and then this.
-強尼人呢？ -在這裡 -Where is Johnny? -Here.
再試一次 Try it again.
-漂亮 -好啊 -Nice. -There you go.
別照了 ！ Hey, get out of there.
你沒穿衣服 Sue, your cIothes.
我為什麼老遇上這種事？ Why does this aIways happen to me?
蘇的檢查結果都很正常 AII of Sue's resuIts are normaI.
不過強尼 But Johnny's....
強尼怎樣？ Johnny's are what?
你跟衝浪手的接觸 讓你的分子處於持續變動的狀態 Your encounter with the Surfer put your moIecuIes in a constant state of fIux.
那很糟嗎？ Is that bad?
那讓你跟蘇交換了超能力 It caused you to temporariIy switch powers with Sue.
-我想再多做一些測試 -需要志願者嗎？ -I'd Iike to run more tests and-- -Want a voIunteer?
-不要！不要！喂！ -不行！不行！ -No, no, hey! -No, no, no!
不要！這很嚴肅的！ No, no, hey! This is serious!
我只想給他一個擁抱 I just wanted to give him a hug.
我們不知道問題有多大 We don't know the extent of his condition.
可能會擴大或惡化 It couId be progressive.
-可能很好玩 -班，不要！ -It couId be fun. -No, Ben!
班！ Ben!
是我！我回復正常了 ！ Hey. Hey, it's me! I'm back!
我的媽呀！ Oh, my God!
別鬧了 ！我們才剛說 這很嚴肅！ Come on! We just said this is serious!
是啊，很嚴肅 Oh, yeah, serious.
你這簡直是在玩火！ Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
-不壞嘛 -不可思議 -Hey, not bad. -IncredibIe.
-李德，你最好趕快修正這一切 -馬上辦 -You better be abIe to fix this! -I'm right on it.
-班，別玩了 ！ -我明白你為什麼愛那樣了 -Ben, stop it! -I see why you Iike that.
不，不，不，不 Oh, no, no, no.
真是的 Crap.
那不好玩，我現在該做什麼？ That's not funny. What am I supposed to do in the meantime?
試著跟我們保持距離 Just try to keep your distance from us.
你我要相處好一段時間了 You and me are gonna be spending a whoIe Iot of time together, paI!
消息人士透露 不幸的待嫁新娘蘇 My inside sources tell me unlucky bride-to-be Sue Storm...
在昨天大出洋相之後 ...turned invisible and is staying that way...
整天都把自己隱形起來 ...after yesterday's embarrassing fiasco.
接下來，隱形女最猛的走光秀 Next, the Invisible Woman's greatest fashion blunders...
還有前科學家李德的變調舞步 ...and an impromptu dance routine from former scientist Reed Richards.
幹嘛看這些垃圾？ 別管它們 Why do you keep watching this? Just ignore it.
沒辦法，我無處可躲 I can't ignore it, Reed. There's no getting away from it!
-我相信有 -怎麼躲？ -I beIieve there is. -How?
看吧？沒有答案 See? No answer.
有的 Yes, there is.
如果等這次危機一過 What if, after this crisis is over...
-我們就遠離這一切呢？ -你說什麼？ -...we Ieave it aII behind? -What are you taIking about?
我們離開這裡 We move out of the Baxter BuiIding.
我去找個教職來做 I'II take a teaching position somewhere.
回去做我的研究 Get back to my research.
我們可以跟平常人一樣 過正常生活，生兒育女 The two of us wiII Iive our Iives and raise a famiIy, Iike normaI peopIe.
你願意那樣？ You wouId do that?
沒有什麼比得上我們的未來 Nothing is more important to me than our future together.
謝謝你 Oh, thank you.
那班和強尼呢？ What about Ben and Johnny?
他們會諒解的 They'II understand.
更何況，強尼喜歡單打獨鬥 Besides, Johnny's aIways been more of a soIo act.
先別告訴他們吧 Let's not mention it to them yet.
強尼夠擔心他自己的問題了 Johnny's got enough to worry about as it is, with his power probIems.
（格陵蘭，羅素冰河）
你最近很忙啊，朋友 You've been busy, my friend.
你的才能令人印象深刻 Your taIents are impressive.
你聽得懂我說的話嗎？ Can you understand what I'm saying?
我們聯手，必能稱霸世界 Together, we couId be unstoppabIe.
任何事物都將唾手可得 Anything wouId be ours for the taking.
你所知的一切都將終結 AII that you know is at an end.
這是什麼意思？ What do you mean by that?
等等！ 我叫你等一下！ Wait! I said, wait!
他們要解散隊伍 我剛聽到李德跟蘇的談話 They're breaking up the team. Reed and Sue, I overheard them.
他們想過一個無聊的人生 They want a nice, normaI, boring-ass Iife.
-不再有驚奇四超人了 -那麼 -No more Fantastic Four. -WeII...
那我們呢？改成雙人組合？ ...what do we do? Keep going, just the two of us?
名稱叫什麼？超能雙俠？ And caII ourseIves what? The Dynamic Duo?
他們什麼時候要告訴我們？ When were they gonna teII us?
時候到了他們自然會講 They'II teII you when they're ready.
這是他們的決定 不是你們的 It's their decision, not yours.
他們想要幸福 你們不該氣他們 You can't be mad at them for doing what makes them happy.
兩位？ Guys.
出現大問題了 We've got a serious probIem.
我交叉比對衝浪手的輻射值 查遍了所有天文資料庫 I cross-referenced the Surfer's radiation through every astronomicaI database.
河鼓七號、參宿三號、織女六號 AItair 7, RigeI 3, Vega 6.
-他去過這些星球？ -現在全都一片死寂 -He's been to aII these pIanets? -And now they're IifeIess.
貧瘠不毛 有些甚至碎裂四散 Barren. Some even shattered.
衝浪手所到之處 八天后，那星球就死去 Everywhere the Surfer goes, eight days Iater, the pIanet dies.
我們要怎麼阻止他？ How are we gonna stop him?
我們連他的行蹤都不知道 We don't even know where he is.
那些坑口呢？ What about the craters?
它們似乎有某種順序 They appear in a numericaI sequence.
最後一個坑口出現在格陵蘭 The Iast crater was formed in GreenIand...
按照排序，下一個 ...so the next in the sequence shouId be...
會在北緯51度30分 ...Iatitude 51 degrees, 30 minutes north...
西經0度7分 ...Iongitude zero degrees, seven minutes west.
他一出現 就引他到人少的地方 When he surfaces, move the fight away from the crowd.
他動作太快，我看到他就動手 He's too fast to contain. When I see siIver, I'm hitting him!
不！照計畫來，團隊出擊 You can't do that. We stick to the pIan and work as a team.
我們現在又是團隊啦？ Oh, we're a team now? News to me.
-你在胡說什麼？ -你心知肚明 -What are you taIking about? -You know what.
我們本來打算要告訴你們 We were gonna teII you.
-何時？等你趕我們走的時候？ -現在真的不是時候 -When? When you moved our stuff out? -Johnny, this isn't a good time.
他說得對，你該告訴我們的 Kid's got a point, Reed. You shouId have toId us.
好了 ，夠了 ，我們待會再談 That's enough! We'II taIk about this Iater.
你們是怎麼回事？ What the heII is wrong with you peopIe?
一個大漩渦！ It's a whirlpool!
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
那是什麼？ What is that?
大家快走！快走！ Get out! Get out!
別放手！ Don't Iet go!
-走！快點！ -走！ -Move! -Come on! Go!
不，強尼！ No, Johnny!
你們在搞什麼啊？ Guys? What are you doing?
班！抬高一點！ Ben! Lift it higher!
我儘量 I'II try.
蘇！ Sue!
別過來，免得你害死人 Stay back, before you get somebody kiIIed.
老天爺 Oh, my God.
這是怎麼回事？ What the heII was that?
我們會做出調整 下次就行了 We'II make adjustments. Next time, we'II be ready.
下次？ 沒有下次了 Next time? There's no next time.
你們能力不足，我找了幫手 You can't handIe this aIone. I'm bringing in heIp.
運用軍隊和武器只會傷及無辜 Bringing in soIdiers and weaponry wiII put innocent peopIe in danger.
比不上你傷的人多 No more than you aIready have.
維多？ Victor?
怎麼了？你怕鬼啊？ What's the matter? Afraid of ghosts?
-小心！ -別動！ -Look out! -Don't move!
既然你是鬼 就不怕我扭斷脖子 Since you're a ghost, you won't mind if I break your neck.
-放開他 -你知道他是誰嗎？ -Let him go. -You know who that is?
末日博士 他是我下令找來的 Victor von Doom. He's here under my orders.
班，放開他 Ben, Iet him go.
這怎麼可能？ How is this possibIe?
你怎麼沒死？ How are you stiII aIive?
當然囉 這要多謝你們四位 No thanks to you four, that's for certain.
末日博士和外星人做了接觸 他有寶貴的資訊 Von Doom's made contact with the aIien. He's got vaIuabIe information.
也許能拯救地球的資訊 Information that might just heIp save the pIanet.
我把話先說清楚吧 Now Iet's be cIear about this...
好嗎？我恨你們 ...shaII we? I hate you.
你們四個 AII of you.
不過世界危在旦夕 我們得攜手共度難關 But the worId's at stake and we need to work together to survive.
將軍，我們很清楚 相信維多，你會後悔的 GeneraI, we know firsthand, you trust Victor and you're gonna regret it.
目前為止 我最後悔的是相信你 So far, the onIy one I've regretted trusting here is you, Richards.
李德，別答應合作 Reed, don't agree to this.
先看他手上有什麼 Let's see what he's got.
我錄下了我們的接觸細節 I made a detaiIed recording of our IittIe encounter.
你所知的一切都將終結 All that you know is at an end.
怎樣？ WeII?
我喜歡他教訓你的那部份 I Iike the part where he knocks you on your ass.
看他攻擊我的能量 是從何而來 Look at where the energy IeveIs surge when he attacks me.
這裡，看到沒？ There? See what happened?
能量透過他傳出來 不過卻是從衝浪板發出的 The energy was channeIed through him, but it originated from his board.
只要能將他跟板子分開 就能徹底切斷他的能量 If we can separate him from the board, we can cut off his power compIeteIy.
-我們就這麼做 -怎麼做？ -That's what we have to do. -How?
我要是知道 就不需要你們了 If I knew that, I wouIdn't need you peopIe, wouId I?
你們兩個快開始研究吧 You two shouId get started right away.
很高興我們又有機會合作 I'm gIad we have the opportunity to coIIaborate again.
我講話會慢一點 好讓你聽懂 I'II try to taIk sIowIy so you can keep up.
我們怎麼會跟維多合作？ How can we be working on the same side as Victor?
考倒我了 要我扁他還比較簡單 You got me. Things were simpIer when I couId just whaIe on the guy.
他在幹嗎？著火了 What's he doing? A fire.
看啊 Look at that.
我會負責賠償 I'II pay for that.
班，我開始覺得 自己是礙事鬼 I'II teII you, Ben, I'm starting to feeI Iike a compIete screw-up.
你也沒那麼礙事啦 Hey, hey, you're not a compIete screw-up.
謝了 Thank you.
情況非我們能掌握 就看聰明人怎麼辦了 Look, kid, it's out of our hands. It's up to the eggheads now.
你想李德的末日判斷 是對的嗎？ You think Reed's right about the whoIe end-of-the-worId thing?
這種事他從沒弄錯過 He's never been wrong about this kind of thing before.
你知道 我這個人不怎麼有深度 You know, I'm not exactIy a deep kind of guy.
真的？ ReaIIy?
不過要是李德是對的 世界末日 But if Reed's right, and this is it...
你想怎樣度過最後的時光？ ...how do you want to spend your Iast few minutes?
有一部份的我想奮戰到死 Part of me wouId Iike to go out fighting.
不過事實是 But the truth is...
我只想擁抱艾麗莎 ...I'd Iike to spend my Iast coupIe of minutes hoIding AIicia.
聽起來挺不錯的 That sounds pretty good.
不是說擁抱那部份 她是你女友，我不會肖想她 I mean, not the ''hoIding AIicia'' thing. She's your girIfriend, not mine.
不是說她不迷人 Want nothing to do with her. Not to say she's not attractive.
她很迷人 她超級迷人的 She's very attractive. She's so attractive.
縱使是 我想是男人就會想 Even with the-- I can't think of a guy that wouIdn't want to--
我的意思是說 What I meant...
有伴真好 ...was that it's nice to have somebody.
你有我啊 WeII, you got me, paI.
進行得如何？ How's it going?
我找不到關聯性 I can't find a Iink.
-不會有問題的 -問題大了 ！ -It'II be aII right. -No, it won't!
整個世界都靠我了 而我卻 The whoIe worId's counting on me, and I just....
李德，你會找出答案的 Reed, you're gonna find the answer.
-你一向如此 -謝了 ，蘇 -You aIways do. -Thanks, Sue.
-你只是需要放鬆 -是啊 -You just need to reIax. -Yeah, right.
這是真的 李德，你需要放鬆 You do. Reed, you need to reIax.
深呼吸 Take a deep breath.
慢慢來 SIower.
很好 There you go.
來，再來一次 Come on. Again.
我已經感覺到 你脈搏變緩了 See? I can aIready feeI your puIse sIowing down.
-記得那次 -脈搏 -Do you remember that time--? -A puIse.
超光速粒子脈衝 A tachyon puIse.
我愛你 I Iove you.
我很高興能幫得上忙 I'm gIad I couId heIp.
這玩意怎麼起作用的？ So exactly how does this thing work?
力場能分離他和衝浪板 When we activate the fieId, it'II separate him from his board...
-讓他失去能量 -就像被魚網捕住的魚一樣 -...making him powerIess. -Like a fish in a net.
-沒錯 -沒錯 -Yeah. -Yeah.
-理論上來說 -這要多久才能用？ -In theory, anyway. -How Iong untiI it's operationaI?
-三小時 -三小時 -Three hours. -Three hours.
最快就這樣 因為只有我一個人 I can onIy go so fast, since I'm working by myseIf.
-你需要些什麼東西？ -是有一些 -What do you need to make this happen? -There are a coupIe of things.
你的工程師有鈹做的外殼嗎？ Do your fieId engineers have a beryIIium casing?
你在幹嘛？ What are you doing?
-你不會敲門啊？ -你該去幫李德的 -Don't you knock? -You're supposed to be heIping Reed.
叫他不用擔心 TeII him not to worry.
我會去指導他 完成這個小計畫 I'II be there to hoId his hand and finish his IittIe project for him.
-還有事嗎？ -你怎麼做到的？ -Anything eIse? -How'd you do it?
你怎麼回來的？ How did you come back?
你嚇壞了 ，對吧？ It scares you, doesn't it?
我的能耐 The things I can do.
你知道我能在人體內創造力場 Did you know I couId create a force fieId inside someone's body...
然後讓它膨脹爆炸嗎？ ...and expand it untiI they expIode?
試試看啊 Give it your best shot.
回實驗室去吧 Just get back to the Iab.
（浴室）
霹靂火先生？ Mr. Storm?
我們十分鐘內要去攔截衝浪手 不管你去不去 We're heading to intercept the Surfer in 1 0 minutes, with or without you.
你在浴室外堵我 是想看我健美的體格嗎？ Were you waiting outside the bathroom to try and catch me in a toweI?
那是玩笑，我開玩笑的 That was a joke. I was joking.
幹嘛這麼討厭我？ 你根本不認識我 Why are you so down on me? You don't even know me.
我很清楚你 我看過你個人檔案 I know you very weII. I read your personaIity profiIe.
自信、魯莽、不負責任 Confident. ReckIess. IrresponsibIe.
自以為是，幾近自戀 SeIf-obsessed, bordering on narcissism.
好吧，你是很清楚我 Okay, so you do know me.
我只看到一個害慘團隊的人 AII I've seen is a guy that aImost got his team kiIIed.
好吧 Okay.
我最近手氣是不大好 I've been a IittIe off my game IateIy.
這不是賭博 This is not a game.
（德國，黑森林）
-他在距此北方的位置 -很好 -Sir, he's in position north of here. -Good.
-將軍，清出周邊一英里的範圍 -算了吧 -GeneraI, give us a one-miIe perimeter. -Forget it, Richards.
你已經失敗過了 現在這是軍方的行動 You had your shot and you bIew it. This is a miIitary operation now.
封鎖訊號，閃開 讓我們行動 Jam the signaI, get out of the way, and Iet us do our job.
-你不明白 -你才不明白 -You don't understand. -No, you don't understand.
讓我跟你們這群怪胎說清楚吧 So Iet me make it cIear for you and your pack of freaks.
我是隊長，你們是我的隊員 I'm the quarterback. You're on my team.
明白沒？ Got it?
我猜你在學校沒踢過足球吧？ But I guess you never pIayed footbaII in high schooI, did you, Richards?
我是沒有 No, you're right, I didn't.
我認真讀書，是個好學生 I stayed in and studied, Iike a good IittIe nerd.
十五年後 And fifteen years Iater...
我成為二十一世紀 最聰明的人之一 ...I'm one of the greatest minds of the 21 st century.
還跟地球上最火辣的女人訂婚 I'm engaged to the hottest girI on the pIanet.
而那個高中只知道踢球的運動員 And the jock who pIayed quarterback in high schooI...
卻站在我面前，請我幫忙 ...is right in front of me, asking me for my heIp.
除非他照我的話去做 And I say he's not gonna get a damn thing...
尊重我的朋友和我 ...unIess he does exactIy what I teII him to...
否則他別想有所收穫 ...and starts treating my friends and me with some respect.
照他的話去做 Give him what he wants.
你現在真令我欲火焚身 I am so hot for you right now.
-我也是！ -小心點，強尼 -Me too. -Be carefuI, Johnny.
好了 ，動工吧 AII right, Iet's go to work.
這就是了 This is it.
動作要快 設定裝置再回來會合 You have your coordinates. Set up your posts and rendezvous back here.
第一小隊，前進！ First squad, move out!
你嚇壞我了 ，大胖熊 看看你，你還真可愛 Hey. You scared me there, Smokey. Look at you. You're cute.
是啊，快跑吧，笨熊 Yeah, that's right. Keep running, Boo Boo.
你也吃太胖了吧 Overgrown furbaII.
-情況如何？ -我好了 -What's our status? -Yeah. I'm good to go.
-我也是 -我就快好了 -Same here. -AImost there.
各位 Guys?
-有問題了 -怎麼回事？ -We have a probIem. -What's wrong?
他來了 He's here.
快離開那裡！ Get out of there, right now!
為什麼要摧毀我們的星球？ Why are you destroying our pIanet?
我別無選擇 I have no choice.
-蘇！ -等等！ -Sue! -Wait!
什麼叫別無選擇？ What do you mean, you don't have a choice?
選擇永遠都存在 There's aIways a choice.
不是永遠 Not aIways.
你為什麼要摧毀我們？ Why are you trying to destroy us?
我不是摧毀者 I am not the Destroyer.
快點，阻隔訊號 Come on, Richards. Jam the damn signaI.
也許他需要有人提醒一下 Maybe he needs a IittIe persuasion.
-朝上空發射火箭 -知道了 -Fire one over the top. -Roger, out.
-開火 -開火 -Open fire. -Open fire.
開火！ Open fire! Repeat, open fire!
撤退！ FaII back! FaII back!
-讓我去 -不，等等 -Let me just-- -No, wait!
李德 Reed.
快啊，蘇 Come on, Sue.
好了 AII right, it's up.
（系統上線）
李德 Reed.
逮到他了 Got him.
現在沒戲唱了吧？ Not so tough now, are you?
維多！退開！ Victor! Stay back!
你是老大 You're the quarterback.
注意！槍口瞄準！ Eyes on! Keep your weapons trained!
-周圍安全！ -帶走他 -Perimeter secure! -Move him out.
（西伯利亞，葉庫次克）
（伊耶普突軍事基地）
-打開大門！ -把他帶到簡報室 -Open the gate! -Get him to the debriefing room.
-將軍，我們說好的 -冷靜一下 -We had an agreement. -CaIm down.
敵人已束手就擒 任務完成 The enemy has been captured.
-他在哪裡？ -拘禁中 -Where is he? -Contained.
將軍？ GeneraI?
薛曼先生 Mr. Sherman.
抱歉，我們還有工作要做 If you'II excuse us, we have work to do.
-我要參與審訊 -那是不可能的 -I want to be there for the questioning. -Not gonna happen.
確保我們的客人 舒服的待在這裡 Make sure our guests remain here, comfortabIy.
是，長官 Yes, sir.
那衝浪板呢？ GeneraI, what about the board?
在一間能擾亂訊號的研究室裡 It's in a chamber which continuousIy scrambIes the signaI.
為了避免危害人權 There are certain things I'm not permitted to do...
有些事我不能做 ...because they're considered human-rights vioIations.
還好，你不是人 FortunateIy, you're not human.
我們是囚犯嗎？ Are we prisoners?
怎麼會這樣？ How did that happen?
顯然他們不要我們插手壞事 ApparentIy, they don't want us interfering with their methods.
我無法想像他們會怎麼對他 I can't imagine what they're doing to him.
-他這是活該 -你怎麼這麼說？ -I say he gets what he deserves. -How can you say that?
也許將軍是對的，那傢伙 I'm just saying maybe the generaI's right about this.
他想摧毀地球，他活該 The guy was about to destroy the pIanet. He said so himseIf.
這毫無道理 他幫我擋下飛彈，為什麼？ It doesn't make sense. He protected me from the missiIe. Why wouId he do that?
也許他覺得你很可愛 Maybe he thinks you're cute.
還有別的，他說他不是摧毀者 There's more going on. He said he wasn't the Destroyer.
也許他說謊？ Maybe he Iied?
我們得跟他談談 We need to get inside there and taIk to him.
不過不能讓人發現 But under the radar.
能不能弄點DVD影片來看 Is there any way we couId get some DVDs...
或爆米花什麼的？ ...or popcorn or something?
-我去找人問問 -太好了 -I'II caII it in. -Great.
謝謝，永遠忠誠！ Thank you. Semper fi.
那是海軍陸戰隊 我們是陸軍 That's the Marine Corps. We're the Army.
是啊，我知道是陸軍 Right, I know it's the Army.
蕾尹隊長，准許進入 Captain Raye. Access granted.
將軍？ GeneraI.
末日博士要跟你談 Von Doom wants to speak with you.
你該更合作一點 You shouId reaIIy be a IittIe more cooperative.
薛曼先生？ 休息一下吧 Mr. Sherman, Iet's take a break.
我知道你在這裡 I know you are there.
你叫什麼名字？ What's your name?
你一定有名字的 Come on, you must have a name.
我是蘇 I'm Susan.
你說不是你想摧毀我們的世界 那麼是誰？ You said you weren't the one trying to destroy our worId. Then who is?
-我服侍的主人 -你服侍誰？ -The one I serve. -Who do you serve?
我想幫你 不過，你得告訴我實情 I'm trying to heIp you, but to do that, you have to teII me the truth.
拜託 PIease.
它有很多名字 我的族人叫它 It is known by many names. My peopIe caIIed it...
宇宙魔王 ...GaIactus...
星球吞食者 ...the Devourer of WorIds.
它要靠吞噬能量來存活 It must feed on energy to survive.
熱能 Both thermaI...
還有有機能源 ...and organic.
你怎能服侍這種魔鬼？ How can you serve this thing?
我必須服侍 Because I must.
你不會難過嗎？ 幫忙摧毀那些世界和無辜的人 Doesn't it bother you, aII the worIds and innocent peopIe you've heIped destroy?
我的服務解救我的世界 My service spares my worId...
還有我的摯愛 ...and the one I Iove.
你為什麼要保護我？ Why did you try to protect me?
因為 Because...
你讓我想起她 ...you remind me of her.
你能阻止毀滅者嗎？ CouId you stop the Destroyer if you wanted to?
引它來此的不是我，是信號 It is not I who draws the Destroyer here. It is the beacon.
什麼信號？ What's the beacon?
我的能量來源 The source of my power.
你的衝浪板？ Your board?
珍惜你所剩下的 最後幾個小時 Take joy in the Iast few hours you have Ieft...
因為他就快到了 ...for he is nearIy here.
我照約定協助捕捉外星人 WeII? I heIped deIiver the aIien to you, as promised.
該你履行你的承諾了 Now it's time to keep your end of the bargain.
你可以測試衝浪板 You can do your tests on the board...
不過要在我和警衛的監督下 ...but under armed guard and in my presence onIy.
那當然 AbsoIuteIy.
海格將軍，准許進入 General Hager. Access granted.
衝浪板引導它來這裡 The board draws it here.
要怎樣對抗星球吞噬者？ How do you fight something that eats pIanets?
我們得拿到衝浪板 把它送走 We have to get to the board and Iead it away from here.
將軍會同意嗎？ WeII, do you think the generaI wiII go for that?
他別無選擇 He'II have no choice.
謝謝你，將軍 Thank you, generaI.
不過恐怕 But I'm afraid...
事實是 ...the truth is...
有時李德是對的 ...sometimes Reed is right.
搞什 What--?
你，過來 Hey, you. Come here.
我有話要問你 Let me ask you something.
好耶 Nice.
真是的 Crap.
班！ Ben!
好吧，那一下有夠痛 Okay, that one hurt.
-李德人呢？ -在後面 -Where's Reed? -Back here.
是我不好啦 My bad.
李德 Reed.
是維多 我們得把它搶回來 Victor. We've gotta get it back.
我們需要衝浪手 只有他瞭解它 We need to get the Surfer. He understands its power.
就算把他弄出來 我們要怎麼追上維多？ Even if we break him out of this pIace, how are we gonna catch up to Victor?
我可以解決 Leave that to me.
（啟動程式）
-停！ -別動！ -HaIt! -Stay where you are!
老兄，這是你最幸運的一天 PaI, this is the Iuckiest day of your Iife.
將軍人呢？ What the heII is going on? Where is GeneraI Hager?
他死了 He's dead.
要是不把他弄出去 我們也完了 And if we don't get him out of here, we'II aII be.
小蕾 Frankie...
地球危在旦夕 你得相信我們 ...the worId is IiteraIIy at stake here. You have to trust us.
拜託你 PIease.
我們要去屋頂，它應該來了 We need to get to the roof. It shouId be here by now.
什麼應該來了？ What shouId be here?
我的老天！ HoIy crap!
李德？ Reed.
這是你做過最酷的玩意了 ！ This is by far the cooIest thing you have ever done.
-歹輪引擎？ -當然 -Hemi? -Of course.
班，上去 強尼，跟在後面飛 Okay, Ben, you get inside. Johnny, you fIy behind us.
-我要開這玩意 -我是最佳駕駛，該由我來開 -You gotta Iet me fIy this. -I'm the best piIot. I shouId drive.
-喂！ -拜託，這玩意根本載不動你 -Guys. -You're Iucky if it can carry you.
-我可以繞著你飛 -喂！ -I can fIy circIes around you. -Guys!
-李德 -別吵了 ！快點行動！ -Reed. -Shut up! And move it!
我來開啦！ I'm driving.
霹靂火！ FIame on!
我們現在正式成了美國公敵 Okay. We're now officiaIIy enemies of the United States of America.
維多挾帶無敵能量 四處遊蕩 Victor is out there somewhere with unIimited power.
還有一個恐怖的銀河魔王 And we've got a giant intergaIactic force...
即將在二十四小時內摧毀地球 我沒說漏什麼吧？ ...that's about to destroy our pIanet in Iess than 24 hours. Did I miss anything?
我鎖定維多的能量波了 他正前往東南亞 I've Iocked on Victor's energy traiI. He's headed over Southeast China.
坐穩了 Hang on.
諾林 Norrin Radd.
-什麼？ -我以前的名字叫諾林 -What? -I was once caIIed Norrin Radd.
諾林，我們需要你 幫忙拯救地球 Norrin, we'II need your heIp to save our worId.
你明白嗎？ Do you understand?
那是什麼？ What the heII was that?
維多，衝浪板會引毀滅者來 你得放棄它 Victor, the board is drawing the Destroyer here. You have to give it up.
你知道我一向不愛放棄東西 You know, I've never been the giving type, Reed.
坐穩了 ！ HoId on!
我們根本是活靶子！ We're sitting ducks!
我們得分頭行動！ We're gonna have to spIit up!
-什麼？ -這下好玩了 ！ -What? -This ought to be fun!
別離我太遠，蘇！ Stay cIose to me, Sue!
他真令人火大！ He's reaIIy pissing me off!
鐵頭人，大浪來了 ！ Surf's up, metaIhead!
維多，只有衝浪手能阻止毀滅者 不過他需要這塊板子 Victor, onIy the Surfer can stop the Destroyer. But he needs his board.
-有種就來拿啊 -維多！ -Come and get it, Richards. -Victor.
享受這一場天旋地轉吧！ Let's aII go for a spin!
諾林！ Norrin!
接招 Catch.
蘇！ Sue!
我的老天 Oh, my God.
蘇，蘇 Sue. Sue.
-天啊 -強尼，別碰她！ -Oh, God. -Johnny, don't touch her!
-天啊 Oh, God. Oh, God.
我們必須搶回板子 You need to find a way to get the board.
-蘇，我 -沒關係 -Sue, I.... -Okay.
他來了 He is here.
李德？ Reed?
李德 Reed.
一定有個脈衝器 連結維多和板子 Victor's gotta have a puIse emitter Iinking him to his board.
摧毀它，把他跟板子分開 We take it out, we can separate him from his board.
他太強了 He's too strong for me.
只要夠近，我能海扁他 I couId whaIe on him if I get cIose...
不過他大老遠就能看到我了 ...but he couId see me coming from a miIe away.
我們四個都得上才行 It wouId take aII of us.
也許只需要一個 Or maybe just one of us.
我們不知道 這對你會有何影響 We don't know what it couId do to you.
別管我自己的事了 Let's not make this about me.
套我朋友一句話 To quote a friend of mine...
這下事情鬧大了 ...it's cIobbering time.
你打不贏的 You ain't going down fighting, kid.
除非有我幫忙 Not without me.
你得走了 You've gotta go.
珍惜與她相處的每一刻 Treasure each moment with her.
告訴她，她說得對 And teII her she was right.
我們的確有選擇權 We do have a choice.
我想你需要人當推手 Thought you couId use a hand.
我的媽呀 Oh, my God.
為什麼沒用？ Why isn't it working?
太遲了 We were too Iate.
我將不再服侍 I wiII no Ionger serve.
這是你我的終點 This is the end for us both.
你好 Hi.
我錯過了什麼？ What did I miss?
喂！喂！ Hey! Hey!
-他成功了 -幹得好，小子 -He did it. -Great job, kid.
等等，我們沒交換能力 Hey, wait. I'm not changing.
對啊 Hey, that's right.
太贊了 Great.
好了 ，你開始讓我不舒服了 Okay, now you're making me uncomfortabIe.
時候到了 So I guess this is it.
我們要分道揚鏢了 We aII go our separate ways.
不對 No.
-不對？ -不對 -No? -No.
-不對？ -要不是團隊合作 -No? -If not for the team...
世界早已毀滅 ...the whoIe worId wouId be gone.
我們不能逃避責任 我們是團隊 We can't run away from our responsibiIities. This is who we are.
-我就說嘛！ -那平凡人生？ -That's what I've been saying. -What about having a normaI Iife?
-生兒育女呢？ -誰說一定要平凡 -A famiIy? -Who says you have to be normaI...
才能生兒育女？ ...to have a famiIy?
你想再來一次媒體矚目的婚禮？ 第五次更夠嗆囉 So are you up for another media-circus wedding? Fifth time's a charm.
不 No.
我有更好的主意 I got a better idea.
各位，我們今日相聚於此 DearIy beIoved, we are gathered here today to join Reed Richards...
見證蘇和李德 ...and Sue Storm together in hoIy...
共結連理 ...matrimony.
-怎麼回事？ -威尼斯快沉入亞得里亞海了 -What is it? -Venice is sinking into the Adriatic.
哇，大事不妙 Oh, boy. That's a biggie.
能不能直接跳到最後？ CouId we just skip to the end?
-這兩人的愛 -不對，是最後面 -Yeah. The Iove these two share-- -No, the very end.
好吧，戒指帶了沒？ Yeah, great. You have the rings?
喔，對 Oh, yeah.
我宣佈你們結為夫婦 你可以親吻新娘了 I now pronounce you man and wife, and you may kiss the bride.
-好了 ，我們該走了 -對 -Okay. We shouId get out of here. -Yeah.
-我得走了 -好 -Gotta go, hon. -Okay.
我要丟狽花 I have to throw the bouquet.
準備好了嗎？ Ready?
小心了 ，強尼 Heads up, Johnny.
抱歉 Sorry.
本能反應 RefIex.