挪威 貝根市 艾德萬森研究所
你沒事吧 Yeah, you okay?
成了 We have it.
安德列 我們成功了 Andreas, we have it.
起作用了 It works.
喬根 Jorgen.
五年後
土耳其 伊斯坦布爾
人體尺寸及可持續性
非常榮幸 It gives me great pleasure
歡迎 to welcome
學院院長及我的老友 the director of the institute and my old friend,
安德列·雅各森博士 Dr. Andreas Jacobsen.
謝謝 佩雷拉博士 Thank you. Thank you, Dr. Pereira.
75年前 內莉·艾德萬森女士 Seventy-five years ago, Mrs. Nellie Edvardsen,
克服了罪惡的命運 overcome with guilt by the fortune
用她已故的丈夫家族的積累財富 her late husband's family had amassed
即靠一戰期間生產芥子氣 producing mustard gas during World War I,
創辦了我們的研究所 founded our institute
使得科學奇跡 so that the wonders of science
反而可以用來幫助人類 could instead be used to help mankind.
在20世紀50年代 In the 1950s,
研究所確定 人口爆炸 the institute identified over-population
是人類唯一最大的長期威脅 as mankind's single greatest long-term threat,
是我們今日所見所有災難的起因 the cause of all the catastrophes we are seeing today--
包括極端氣候和天氣事件 extreme climate and weather events,
以及對糧食和水源安全的破壞性影響 and the devastating impact on food and water security.
在許多年前 我們設想了眾多解決方案 Among the many solutions we conceived so many years ago,
其中一個 one...
貌似雄心勃勃 which seemed then so ambitious, so
脫離我們的掌握 out of our grasp
終於開花結果 has finally borne fruit.
今天 我們自豪地揭開 And today we are proud to unveil
這一眾望所歸的 具有可操作性的技術 what we fervently believe to be the only practical,
用以人道而包容地解決人類最大的問題 humane and inclusive remedy to humanity's greatest problem.
有請我的同事 My colleague,
喬根·埃思邦森博士 奉獻其發現 Dr. Jorgen Asbjornsen will now present his findings.
準備好了嗎 博士 Are you ready, doctor?
我準備好了 Yes, I'm ready.
請就座 Please take your seats.
請坐下 女士們先生們 Please sit down, ladies and gentlemen, please.
請就座 女士們先生們 Please take your seats, ladies and gentlemen.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you very much. Thank you.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you, thank you.
佩雷拉博士 尊敬的同事們 Dr. Pereira, esteemed colleagues.
五年前 Five years ago,
在研究所的前人研究的基礎上 building on the research of our predecessors at the institute,
我和我的團隊發現了一個過程 my team and I discovered a process
可以減少整體有機物質 by which all organic material can be reduced
基於細胞級的維度 at the cellular level by a ratio of approximately
比例約為2744:1 2,744 to one.
這一過程能將身高1.8米的人 Such a process converts a man of 1.8 meters
縮短到12.9釐米 to just 12.9 centimeters.
諸多的動植物群 A wide array of flora and fauna
已經接受本過程的實踐 were subjected in this process
除了一些魚類和貝類 and with the exception of some fish and shellfish,
絕無任何副作用 absolutely no side effects were detected.
謝謝 關燈 Please, lights.
自確認該過程的安全性後 Once the safety of the procedure was confirmed,
36名勇敢的志願者 thirty-six brave volunteers
與我妻子安妮-海琳 還有我一起 joined my wife Anne-Helene and me
成為了首批人體縮小術的受眾 as the very first humans to undergo cellular reduction.
這個過程短暫 無痛 The process is short and painless,
只有輕微的不適 with only the mild discomfort of removal
需要換牙 及其他修補術 and replacement of dental and other prosthetics.
受試者需置於淺鎮靜的處所 The subjects are placed under light sedation,
在短暫的休息之後 and after a brief rest,
一兩個小時內 即可完全恢復 fully recover within an hour or two.
之後 我們的小城鎮 Once completed, our little village,
大約7*11米見方 just seven meters by eleven meters,
被安置於透氣的外殼內 was place inside a gas-permeable enclosure
旨在保護我們免受天氣的危害 designed to protect us from the hazards of weather,
並避免動物和昆蟲 animals and insects.
我們開始一起生活 Thus we set about to live together
在世界上第一個自給自足 in the world's very first self-sustaining
的小社區內 community of the small.
我的手中 I hold here in my hand
是所有的不可降解的廢物 all of the uncompostable waste
是36個人 超過四年的結果 produced by 36 people over four years.
在今天下午的會議上 In this afternoon's session,
我們將概述提案 為期2至300年的過渡期 we will outline our proposal for a two to three-hundred year transition
讓世界從大變小 for the world to transform from big into small.
但現在 But for now,
請諸位認識幾個非常特別的人 I'd like you all to meet some very special people.
好極了 Bravo!
贊 Bravo!
請看 小羅尼·內謝特 And look, there is little Ronnie Nesthritt,
第一個出生的微型寶寶 the first small baby ever born.
還有他新出生的微型妹妹 烏利卡 And his new little sister Ulrikke.
縮小人生
來自于艾德萬森研究所 of the Edvardsen Institute,
他身高10釐米 體重只有18克 himself now only ten centimeters tall and weighing just 18 grams,
解釋了發明背後的基本原理 explained the rationale behind the invention.
那太瘋狂了 不是嗎 太瘋狂了 Wow! That is wild, isn't it? Just wild.
赫莉 Say, Holly,
請先下單 謝謝 you can go ahead and put the take-out order in, thanks.
是你嗎 是我 Is that you? -Yeah.
你餓了嗎 You hungry?
我一小時前吃了 I ate about an hour ago.
我不知道你什麼時候回來 I didn't know when you were coming.
你知道 我帶吃的回來的 You knew I was bringing food.
我打電話給你 特別問過你 I called you and asked you specifically.
我剛吃了芝麻雞 - 那你吃啊 I just had sesame chicken. -And then you go and eat.
我還是很餓 I'm still hungry.
有預謀的尖叫 screams premeditation.
然而 較少的人知道他的新書 Yet relatively few people knew about his new book.
你今天看新聞了嗎 Did you see the news today?
那個瑞典小男人嗎 About the little Swedish man?
是挪威人 Norwegian.
看過了 海倫打電話叫我打開電視 Yeah, Helen called to tell me to turn on the TV.
接下來 還有什麼不能想到的呢 What won't they think of next.
難以置信 自從登月以來最重要的事 大事 Unbelievable. Biggest thing since landing on the moon. Bigger.
我不明白 I don't get it.
為什麼會有人想自虐 Why would anybody want to do that to himself?
他們可以把人縮小 They can shrink people down,
飛到火星 fly to mars,
卻治不好我的纖維肌痛 and they can't cure my fibromyalgia?
盡是對於環境的大驚小怪 And all this fuss about the environment
哪怕世界 明天就要完蛋了 though the world's gonna end tomorrow.
我很痛苦 I'm in pain.
我不能呼吸 I can't breathe.
反而不重要嗎 Doesn't that matter?
很多人都很痛苦 媽媽 Lots of people are in pain, Mom.
以各種方式 In all sorts of ways.
10年後
你好 卡門 Hola Carmen.
準備好了嗎 Are you ready?
強壯有力 Strong, strong.
正常還是 Is it usually or more like...
刺痛 tingling?
更像是刺痛 刺痛 好 More like tingling. -Tingling. Okay.
縮小術只是失控列車的技術 This downsizing thing is simply runaway train technology
具有破壞性的影響 that's having a devastating impact
對於我們的世界經濟 on our world economy.
我們已經損失了數十億美元的消費支出 We're losing billions of dollars in consumer spending already.
傷害了建築 It's hurting us in construction,
汽車、住房和國防 automobile, housing, and defense.
當然 論及政治 And then of course, when we get to politics,
以色列縮小巴勒斯坦人 - 羅恩 Israelis shrinking Palestinians, -Ron...
非洲獨裁者 African dictators
縮小敵對種族群體 羅恩 聽著 羅恩 shrinking rival ethnic groups. -Ron. Look, Ron.
在社會的任何重大變革中 In any major transformation of society,
有嚴重的陣痛期嗎 are there serious growing pains?
當然 Sure.
但以目前的品質和體積 But at current mass and volume,
地球人類生命不可持續 human life on Earth is unsustainable.
那個人說得很好 You know, that one guy makes a good point.
我街區的有戶家庭剛搬走 去變小了 This family on my block just moved away to get small,
現在他們的房子就留在那裡 now their house is just sittin' there.
他們正在做的 是讓每個人的價值觀跳水 Makin' everybody's values take a dive is what they're doin'.
就在我試圖再融資的時候 Just when I'm tryin' to refinance.
馬琳認為我應該這麼做 足可減肥 Marlene thinks I should do it just to lose the weight.
你和我都是兄弟 You and me both, buddy.
迪 外賣訂單好了嗎 Hey, Dee, is that take-out order about ready?
親愛的 我帶了食物 Hey, honey, I brought food.
我不餓 I'm not hungry.
怎麼了 What's wrong?
我頭疼得厲害 I have a splitting headache.
店裡超級繁忙 The store was super busy and
卡拉是個十足的婊子 Carla was a total bitch on wheels.
我覺得我要吐了 I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
等等 我來頸部按摩 Here, wait, let me do the neck thing.
小脖子按摩按摩 Yeah, do the little neck thing.
別緊張 親愛的 Just relax, honey.
我來減輕所有的負擔 Let me take all the weight.
OK 這裡是漂亮的正式客廳 Okay, here's the beautiful formal living room
附帶美妙的壁爐 with the wonderful fireplace.
這裡 我們有 And come around here, we have
不錯的寬大廚房早餐區 a nice big breakfast area for the kitchen.
大吃的地方 Big eating area.
這個廚房簡直是十足的贊 And this kitchen is just a complete wow.
太棒了 只是 No, it's awesome. Just...
也許我們應該再看看本森的那個地方 maybe we should look again at that place in Benson.
來吧 先看完再說 Come on, let's just check out the rest.
這裡很棒 This is great in here,
雙烤箱 六灶燃氣灶 double oven, six burner gas stove.
很棒的配膳室 It's got this wonderful butler's pantry over here.
肖恩 - 保羅 你好嗎 Oh, hey, Sean. -Oh, hey, Paul, how you doin'?
好啊 Good.
我看起來胖嗎 Do I look fat?
不 你看起來很帥 No, you look very handsome.
麻醉學麼 Anesthesiology, huh?
我妻子說 即使不用藥品 我也能讓人入睡 所以 My wife says I put people to sleep even without the drugs, so.
很驚訝你還醒著 Surprised you're still awake.
他每週都要說兩次這個笑話 He uses that joke like twice a week.
你的領域是什麼 保羅 What's your field, Paul?
職業治療 Uh, occupational therapy.
好的 Okay.
像是職業諮詢嗎 Oh, like-like career counseling?
不 像理療 Uh, no, it's just like physical therapy
但主要關注 工傷和康復 but focused on workplace injuries and rehab,
重複型創傷 下背部 諸如此類的 repetitive stress, lower back, that sort of thing.
很多肩膀問題 A lot of shoulder problems.
我在奧馬哈牛排廠幹內務 I-I'm in-house over at Omaha Steaks.
他做了很多文書工作 - 嗯 He does a lot of paperwork. -Yeah, well...
我有腕管綜合症 不時的 I get a little carpal tunnel of my own from time to time.
那麼 Tell me about it.
今日的醫學早可覆蓋你的病症 Medicine these days is all about covering your ass.
但你之前 不是在林肯市的醫學預科嗎 But weren't you pre-med down in Lincoln?
記性不錯啊 我申請了兩年了 Good memory, yeah. I put in two years
我媽媽病得很重 uh, then my mom got real sick
所以我搬回奧馬哈去照顧她 so I moved back to Omaha to take care of her.
事實上我想當外科醫生 I wanted to be a surgeon, actually.
也許我們會一起工作 You know, we might've ended up working together.
你也許是我的麻醉師 I...you could've been my anesthesiologist.
怎麼樣 挺好 How 'bout that? -Yeah.
幸福之門
進入黑暗 尋找光明
天那 不會吧 Oh, my God! No way.
戴夫 Dave?
是戴夫·詹森 It's Dave, Dave Johnson.
還有卡羅爾 And Carol!
我能幫忙嗎 Can I have a hand?
我聽說他要來了 I-I heard he was coming.
這樣我倒不知道 I had no idea.
我從來沒想過他會去變小 He never struck me as the kind of guy who'd go get small.
大家 嗨 Hey, everybody! -Hi!
嗨 Hey. -Hi.
希望我們沒有打擾你們 Hope we're not intruding.
沒有 戴夫 No. -No, Dave.
安迪 Hey, Andy?
你能給卡羅爾 Could you get Carol a, uh...
一杯杜松子酒 加奎寧水 Uh, gin and tonic.
杜松子酒 加奎寧水 A gin and tonic.
加酸橙 With lime.
其實我們一開始沒有此打算 Well, actually, we weren't planning on coming at all at first.
然後 我們收到各種電郵 But then, you know, we started getting all the e-mails.
再加上 我妹妹切除了腫塊 Plus my sister was having a lump removed.
我是說 她很好 感謝上帝 I mean, she's-she's fine, thank God.
但我還是要見她 But I still needed to see her.
旅行怎麼樣 So, what's traveling like?
你們是怎麼從新墨西哥來的 How'd you guys get up here from New Mexico?
天啊 太棒了 Oh, gosh, it's great.
航空公司越來越對小人友好了 Yeah, the airlines are getting more and more small-friendly.
所有的座位都是頭等艙 All the seats are first-class...
在佛羅里達待了幾年之後 我們搬到了維加斯 So after a couple of years in Florida, we moved out to Vegas.
然後 And that...
我記得那是我們最後一次談話 Yeah, I think that's the last time we talked.
維加斯並非 Yeah. Well, Vegas wasn't
我的最佳選擇 因為事實證明 such a good choice for me, as it turns out.
養成了真正的壞習慣 Got into some real bad habits.
幾乎是人生最低點 Pretty much hit rock bottom.
告訴你 其他女人會逃脫責任 Tell ya, any other woman would've run for the hills.
但卡羅爾 夥計 她是個聖人 Carol, man, she's a saint.
她無法擺脫我 She stuck with me.
但我真的要清理一切 But I really had to come clean about everything.
我是說一切 I-I mean everything.
絕大部分 You know...almost.
所以 決定... So, the decision to...
問題來了 Well, that's the thing.
我們都需要改變 We both needed the change.
點擊重定按鈕 從頭開始 Hit the reset button. Start all over.
而且 這種感覺真的很好 Well, and plus, it must feel good to know
因為你與眾不同了 you're really making a difference.
你是指 那些拯救地球的廢話嗎 You mean all that crap about saving the planet?
是的 Yeah.
縮小是為了拯救自己 Downsizing is about saving yourself.
卸載所有的壓力 I-It takes the pressure right off.
尤其是錢的壓力 Especially money pressure.
我只是不像其他人那樣有野心 I'm just not driven and ambitious like the rest of my family.
現在 卡羅爾和我 我們像國王一樣生活 And now, Carol and I, we live like kings.
我還住在我長大的房子裡 I'm still living in the same house I grew up in.
奧黛麗死都要我們搬家 I mean, Audrey's dying for us to move
但我們真的資金很緊張 but we're really strapped.
我是說 媽的 我剛還清了助學貸款 I mean, shit, I just finished paying off my student loans.
嗯 Yeah, well...
如果你仔細考慮 Listen, if you ever start thinkin' about it seriously,
我的意見是 here's my two cents, uh...
外面冒出很多小型社區 There's a lot of small communities cropping up out there, but
你別瞎轉悠 don't mess around.
悠閒樂園 是你想去的地方 Leisureland's where you wanna be.
最好的房子 最好的電器 最好的醫生 Best houses, best appliances, best doctors.
他們預訂了所有大型演唱會的行程 They book all the big concert tours.
所有的高級餐館 They got all the great restaurants.
孩子們喜歡乳酪蛋糕工廠 The kids love Cheesecake Factory.
悠閒樂園 就有三個工廠 And Leisureland's got three of 'em.
我說這話 可不是為了賺取推薦信用 And hey, I'm not just saying all this for the referral credit.
只是告訴你一下 Just so you know.
我喜歡小卡羅爾 她做事很機智 I liked little Carol. She's got a lot on the ball.
她在看書 那些她一直想看的書 She's reading books she always wanted to read.
她在吃義大利菜 She's taking Italian.
她從未如此健康 And she's never been fitter.
他們看起來很幸福 Well, they sure seem happy.
戴夫說 他鼓敲的不錯 Dave says he's getting pretty good on the drums.
明年 他們要帶孩子們離開學校 Next year, they're taking the kids out of school
去托斯卡納的姊妹城市 度假六個月 to spend six months at a sister city in Tuscany.
烹飪課 瑜伽 品酒 Cooking classes, yoga, wine-tasting,
十全十美 the whole nine yards.
薩法 奧德莉 我是麥洛 Hey, Saf, Audrey, it's Milo.
壞消息 Bad news.
你在第一國民銀行的按揭申請 被彈回了 Your mortgage application at First National bounced back.
承銷商不喜歡你的收入負債比 The underwriter didn't like the income to debt ratios--
有點過頭了 they're a little excessive.
我不知道你是否願意 I-I don't know if you can come up with
下調15% another ten-fifteen percent down.
如果你願意 也許我們再少許添油加醋... If you could, maybe goose it up a little bit...
我們去看看 立馬決定是否合適 And then we'll be able to tell right away if it's for us or not.
所以別浪費時間 Yeah, so let's not waste a lot of time.
如果我們早點到聖達菲 還可以去按摩 Maybe if we get to Santa Fe early, we can get a massage.
聽起來不錯 Sounds good to me.
下一出口 悠閒樂園
悠閒樂園
通往幸福
歡迎諸位 Welcome, everybody!
我是傑夫·羅諾斯基 高級產品經理 I'm Jeff Lonowsky, Senior Product Specialist
祝悠閒樂園的業主幸福快樂 and happy homeowner here at Leisureland Estates.
玩的開心嗎 You havin' a good time?
是的 Yeah. -Yeah.
拜託 夥計們 你們比我大得多 Come on, guys, you're a heck of a lot bigger than I am.
聲音大點 你們玩的開心嗎 Make some noise! Are you havin' a good time?
是的 Yeah! -Yeah!
像點樣了 That's more like it.
覺得我的房子怎麼樣 So, what do you think of my place?
很漂亮吧 Pretty nifty, huh?
這就是我夢想之屋 It's the house of my dreams.
見鬼 我想說這是任何人的夢想之屋 Heck, I'd say this is the house of anybody's dreams.
像我這樣的普通人 要工作20年 Why, an average guy like me would have to work twenty,
30 也許40年 才能買得起這樣的房子 thirty, maybe forty years to afford a place like this,
如若的話 if ever.
敬請欣賞屋內 And just wait till you see what's inside.
傑夫 Jeff?
你別老是不告 而邀請客人來了 You've gotta stop inviting guests over without telling me.
對不起 蘿拉 我只是 Oh, sorry, Laura. I was only--
我意思是 忙碌一天之後 我終於可以泡澡放鬆一下了 I mean, I finally just got in the tub to relax after such a busy day.
忙碌什麼呢 甜心 Busy doing what, sweetheart?
無盡的事 Oh, no end of things.
首先 我上了網球課 然後按摩 First I took a tennis lesson and had a massage.
好 Nice.
然後和姑娘們吃完美食午餐後 And then after a gourmet lunch with the girls,
情不自禁 well, we couldn't help ourselves
去市中心的Loget珠寶新店 so we popped into that new Loget's jewelry store downtown.
Loget啊 我得花多少錢啊 Uh-oh, Loget's. What's than gonna cost me?
傑夫 你閉嘴 不用你擔心 Now, Jeff, you hush. I was really good.
不過是又一個鑽石手鐲而已 Just another diamond bracelet.
就一個鑽石手鐲嗎 聽起來不像你 Just a diamond bracelet? That doesn't sound like you.
你是對的 我不喜歡破壞全套 You're right, I don't like to break up a set.
我找到了匹配的鑽石耳環 So, I got matching diamond earrings
還有一條匹配的鑽石項鍊 and a matching diamond necklace.
完美匹配 白金底座 All conflict-free, and set in platinum.
多少錢 蘿拉 How much, Laura?
但傑夫 那些看起來很適合我 你應該看到的 Oh, but Jeff, they look so good on me, and you should see--
多少錢 蘿拉 How much, Laura?
嗯 傑夫 - 我問多少錢 Well, Jeff... -I said how much?
83美元 Eighty-three dollars.
83美元 你瘋了嗎 Eighty-three dollars? Are you crazy?
這幾乎是我家整整兩個月的食品預算 Why, that's practically our food budget for two whole months!
整合在一起 如果你清算你現在的家 Putting it all together, if you liquidate your current home,
汽車和其他資產 cars and other assets,
並購買攝政級的房地產 and purchase a Regency-level estate--
記住 這是一個1.2萬平方英尺的等值房子 remember that's a 12,000 square foot equivalent home
位於1.5英畝的等值地段 基礎價格為6.3萬美元 on a 1.5 acre equivalent lot-- at a base price of $63,000.
可以疊加健康和健身套餐 Then the Health and Fitness package--
售價4500美元 你們會想要的 that's $4,500, you're gonna wanna get that.
含健身房、游泳池、桑拿、蒸汽房、熱水浴缸和網球場 It's gym, pool, sauna, steam, hot tub, and a tennis court.
然後是兩個成年人的醫療保健 Then the medical procedures for two adults.
售價1.5萬美元 That's $15,000.
但保險是否涵蓋上述所有呢 But does insurance cover any of that?
不 但在攝政級 有大額的折扣資格 No, but at the Regency level you qualify of a substantial discount.
別忘了 還有聯邦稅收抵免 And don't forget the federal tax credit.
對 對 - 對不對 Right, right. -Right?
那麼 以你目前的債務 So, taking a look at your current debt,
退休金和其他積蓄 you retirement and your other savings,
你們的資產約為15.2萬美元 you are at $152,000 in equity.
兩位 這筆資產非常寬裕 People, that is a very comfortable number.
寬裕嗎 聽起來不太像 Comfortable? That doesn't sound like nearly enough.
是的 - 不 Yeah. -Well, no.
你們得看看這一欄 奧黛麗 See, you have to look at this column, Audrey.
等效價值 Equivalent value.
你們穩穩地位於藍籌股區域內 You're solidly inside the Blue Chip zone.
在悠閒樂園 你們的15.2萬美元轉化為1250萬美元 In Leisureland your $152,000 translates to $12.5 million--
用於生活 用於享受 to live on, for life.
我是說 來吧 I mean, come on!
那麼 Oh. -Well.
等等 既然這麼好 Hold on, if this is such a good thing,
你怎麼還沒做呢 how come you haven't done it?
我會立馬行動的 I would do it in a heartbeat
但我丈夫有髖關節置換術 but my husband had a hip replacement
所以他沒有資格 so he's ineligible.
意下如何啊 So, what do you think?
攝政級是你們的首選嗎 Would the Regency level be your first choice?
還是要再看看豪華點的 Or should should I show you something a little more deluxe?
親愛的 你為什麼不先去挑呢 Honey, why don't you just go ahead and pick.
我想你幸福 I just want you to be happy.
真是個好丈夫 That's a good husband.
來看看這個 Take a look at this.
熱狗爐多少錢 Hey, how much for the hotdog cooker?
4美元 Four dollars.
我給你一美元 I'll give you a dollar.
賣 Sold.
跟上實習 別偷懶 Keep up with the exercises. Don't get lazy. Look.
我都幫你整理好了 I laminated it for you,
你沒有理由不去做的 so you literally have no excuse not to do it.
好的 謝謝 保羅 多謝 Okay, thanks, Paul. Thanks a lot.
不客氣 You bet.
也許有一天我們兩口子會變小 Maybe someday me and my wife will get small
然後就來看你們 and we'll come down and see ya.
我很樂意 但現在...好嗎 Well, I'd love that. But in the meantime...
好 - 好吧 Okay? -All right.
每晚只有15分鐘 好的 Just 15 minutes every night. -Okay.
它會改變你的生活 - 謝謝 保羅 It'll change your life. -Thanks, Paul.
回見 戴夫 See ya, Dave.
我們祝願保羅·薩法耐克 We're here to wish Paul Safranek
告別現在 去悠閒樂園 farewell as he moves on to Leisureland.
我們希望他一切安好 And we wish him nothing but the best.
祝你和奧黛麗好運 Good luck to you and Audrey.
謝謝 鮑勃 Thanks, Bob.
你們不考慮寶藏島 And you guys didn't consider Treasure Island
在棕櫚沙漠的那個嗎 out in Palm Desert?
我們查過了但 Well, we checked it out, but
我是說 我立刻喜歡上了 I mean, I liked it all right.
但是奧黛麗認為 他們的便利設施有點吝嗇 But Audrey thought they were a little stingy with the amenities.
我是說 特別是考慮需要充值 I mean, especially given what they're charging
每月都要充值維護 in monthly maintenance.
然後我就轉向保羅說 "好吧 你贏了" And I just turned to Paul and said, "Okay, you win."
我們決定了 Let's go for it.
我們會很想你的 We're just gonna miss you so much.
吉娜 我也會想你的 Oh, Gina, I'm gonna miss you too.
我們又不是要死了 好嗎 Well, look, it's not like we're dying, okay?
我們只是在搬家 We're just relocating.
我們每年至少會回來一次 也許更多 And we'll be back at least once a year. Maybe more.
嗨 爸爸 甜心 Hi, Dad. -Sweetheart.
很抱歉 你媽沒能來 Yeah, well, sorry your mom couldn't bring herself to come.
但她捎來了她的愛 But she sends her love
我們明天下午會在家裡等你 and we're expecting you at the house tomorrow afternoon.
很高興你能來 拉裡 - 保羅 Glad you could make it, Larry. -Hey, Paul.
爸爸 喝點什麼 What can I get you, Dad?
不如我稍後回來 你們先隨便看看呢 Look, why don't I-- here, you guys visit. Um...?
啤酒 好的 Beer. -Yeah.
任何啤酒皆可 - 好的 就來 Just any beer. -That's great, okay, comin' up.
我希望媽媽不要那麼辛苦 I wish Mom weren't taking it so hard.
你知道你媽的 Well, you know your mother.
坦率地說 我起初對此有點懷疑 Frankly, I was a little skeptical about it myself at first.
說 你還記得傑瑞·格羅斯嗎 Say, you remember Jerry Gross?
那天我給他打了電話 Well, I called him the other day.
他和貝芙 在那裡退休了 He and Bev retired down there.
和你們一樣 他們縮小了 Did the whole shrinking thing that you kids are doing.
他說他們相處得很好 從來沒有的好 He says they're getting along just fine, never better.
他說他每天都覺得年輕 He says he feels younger every day
一美元買1000美元的東西 and that a dollar buys a thousand dollars worth of stuff.
當然 他們需要支付貝芙服用的所有藥費 Of course they need that with all the medication Bev takes.
但是 But, uh... yeah.
我 我看到了吸引力 You know, I... I see the appeal.
因為犯罪為零 我一直勸你媽 Apparently there's zero crime, I keep telling your mother.
很安全的 It's very safe.
對 我們很擔心 Yeah, we worry.
我年輕時 我失去了... When I was younger and, and uh, and then I-I lost the...
你們幾個要變小了 對吧 You guys are the ones getting small, right?
對 我們夫妻倆 Uh, that's right, my wife and I.
祝好運 Good for you.
無意冒犯 但 No offense, but um...
既然你們這麼小 do you think if you're that small
擁有的權利 和我們其他人一樣嗎 you should still have all the same rights as the rest of us
正常尺寸的人群 normal-sized people?
我是說 例如投票權 I mean, like the right to vote?
為什麼不呢 Why wouldn't we?
天啊 讓我們看看 Oh, well, jeez, let's see, um...
你們購買的產品不大 You don't buy as many products,
所以沒有付那麼多的營業稅 you're not paying as much sales tax,
你們部分人甚至不繳納任何所得稅 some of you aren't even paying any income tax.
我是說 你們並未真的 I mean, you're not really
參與我們的經濟 是嗎 participating in our economy, are you?
我是說 事實上你在消費我們 Hey. -I mean, in fact you're costing us
我們的金錢和工作 Hey. Hey! -money and jobs.
夠了 That's enough.
我們在這裡玩得很開心 We're just having a good time here.
我只是問個簡單的學術問題 好嗎 Hey, I'm just askin' a simple academic question, all right?
我想你們 - 蒂姆 You know what, I think you guys -Hey, Tim, Tim...
最多應該有四分之一的投票權 should have a quarter of a vote at most.
這已經相當慷慨了 - 蒂姆 I mean, that's pretty generous. -Tim.
坐吧 蒂姆 Take a seat, Tim.
你為什麼不去散散步呢 Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Why don't you take a walk.
冷靜點 大傢伙 Cool your jets, big guy!
也許是八分之一的投票權 You know what, maybe an eighth of a vote, if that.
你什麼都可以小一點 夥計 And you could use a little small, buddy.
坐下 Yeah, sit down.
我能來杯正常人的正常啤酒嗎 Can I get a normal-sized beer for a normal-sized guy?
我一直在想 有沒有忘了什麼 I keep thinking I forgot something.
搬到城裡來 是嗎 Moving to town, are you?
怎麼樣啊 How's that?
我看你要搬去悠閒樂園了 I see you're moving to Leisureland.
你們像是一對很和善的年輕夫婦 You look like a nice young couple.
謝謝 Thanks.
你們來自哪裡 Where you from?
奧馬哈 Uh, Omaha.
斯波坎 Spokane.
緊張嗎 Nervous?
是的 有點吧 Yeah, you know, uh, a little.
沒必要 Don't be.
這是你們做過的 最好的事 It's the best thing you'll ever do.
如果允許 With your permission,
我將記錄問題的回復 I'm going to record your answers to the following questions.
我可以開始錄音了嗎 May I begin the recording?
當然 Sure. -Yeah.
請說出 您的全部正式名稱 Please state your full legal names.
奧黛麗·貝蒂拉斯·薩法耐克 Audrey Lustig Safranek.
保羅·諾裡斯·薩法耐克 Paul Norris Safranek.
你是 奧黛麗·貝蒂拉斯·薩法耐克 And do you, Audrey Lustig Safranek,
而你 保羅·諾裡斯·薩法耐克 and you, Paul Norris Safranek,
理解並自主意願 understand that, of your own free will,
你們將經受永久的和不可逆轉的 you will undergo the permanent and irreversible
醫療程式 俗稱 medical procedure commonly knows as
"縮小術" "downsizing?"
按照程式 And that following the procedure,
你的身體大概會 your bodies will be approximately
縮小到0.0364% .0364% of their current mass and volume?
是的 Yeah.
很抱歉 保羅 請回答是或否 I'm-I'm sorry Paul, I need a yes or no.
是 Yes.
太好了 謝謝 Great, thank you.
您是否完全同意閘道醫療服務 And do you give full consent to Gateway Medical Services
服從管理 to administer
醫療程式 俗稱"縮小術" the medical procedure commonly known as “downsizing?”
是 Yes.
您是否明白存在 And do you understand that there exists
22.5萬分之一的機會 an approximately one in 225,000 chance
程式可能導致 that the procedure could result
受傷 永久傷殘或死亡呢 in injury, permanent disability or death?
是 Yes. -Yes.
是 Yes.
薩福耐克 保羅·薩福耐克 Safranek? Paul Safranek?
在 Yes.
實際上是 薩法耐克 It's actually Safranek.
薩法耐克 跟我來 先生 Safranek. Come with me, sir.
我們一起的 We're together.
很快會有人護送你去女子醫院 Someone will escort you to the women's facility shortly.
你們將被分離大約五小時 You will be separated of approximately five hours.
按照程式 將在康復室重逢 Following the procedure, you'll be reunited in the recovery room.
好 Okay.
終於 - 是的 So this is it, then. -Yeah.
今晚見 嗯 I'll see you tonight. -Yeah.
我們在另一邊見 I'll see you on the other side.
我愛你 I love you.
我也愛你 And I love you, too.
請上床 Okay, let's get you up here.
沖洗
就緒 All clear!
我們這次有個真正的胖子 Oi, we got some real fat one this time.
大家今天好嗎 Hey, how's everybody doin' today?
喬伊絲小姐 我們很好 你好嗎 Hey, Miss Joyce, doin' good. How you doin'?
我很好 只是準備過週末 Me, I'm great. Just getting ready for the weekend.
你已經決定加入我們了 I see you've decided to join us.
這算 Is this...?
結束了嗎 Is it over?
歡迎來到 悠閒樂園 Welcome to Leisureland.
能告訴我你的名字嗎 Can you tell me your name?
保羅·薩法耐克 - 好的 It's Paul Safranek. -Okay, good.
我打賭你一定餓了 I bet you're hungry.
上帝 Oh, my God.
很可愛吧 Isn't that cute?
大家都喜歡 People just love that.
我一會兒給你拿點點心來 I'll bring you a little snack in a moment.
謝謝 Thanks. Um,
我想我妻子應該和我在一起 I think my wife was supposed to be here with me.
她叫什麼名字 What's her name?
奧黛麗·薩法耐克 Audrey Safranek
讓我看看 Let me see.
我們確有一個奧黛麗·薩法耐克 今天的計畫 We do have an Audrey Safranek scheduled for today
但記錄顯示 尚未完成 but I don't show her transferred over yet.
她可能被牙科耽擱了 我去看看 She's probably just held up in dental. I'll go check.
謝謝 Thank you.
薩法耐克先生 你有個電話 Mr. Safranek, you've got a call.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
你好 Hello?
保羅 Paul?
奧黛麗 謝天謝地 你在哪裡 親愛的 Oh, Audrey, thank God. Where are you, honey?
別生我的氣 請別生氣 Don't be mad at me. Please don't be mad.
這已經夠難的了 It's hard enough as it is.
有什麼難的 等等 你在說什麼 What's hard? Wait, what are you talkin' about?
保羅 Oh, Paul!
他們剃了我的頭 They shaved my head.
他們開始刮了我的眉毛 我就想 And then they started shaving my eyebrows and I just thought,
"我在做什麼 " "What am I doing?"
我不能離開家人 不能離開朋友 I can't leave my family. I can't leave my friends.
我很抱歉 保羅 我做不到 - 你在哪裡 And I'm sorry, Paul, I just can't. -Where are you?
你在機場嗎 Are you at the airport?
別恨我 Don't hate me.
請不要恨我 Please don't hate me.
OK 別緊張 只是 Okay, okay. Take it easy. Just
坐計程車回來 get in a taxi and come back
我們再談談 好嗎 and we'll talk about this, okay?
我們會回到奧馬哈 我們一起考慮 We'll go back to Omaha and we'll think this through together.
等等 Wait.
你不能把我留在這裡 You're not leaving me here.
你不明白我的感受嗎 Can't you understand how I feel?
我感覺糟透了 I feel terrible.
我讓你失望了 我感覺糟透了 I let you down, I feel awful.
但是 But then-
然後我意識到 我之所以這麼做 then I realized I was just doing this
是因為我想讓你開心 because I w-I was trying to make you happy and
我應該多考慮一下自己 I should've been thinking more about myself.
考慮自己嗎 Thinking about yourself?
考慮自己嗎 Thinking about yourself?!
你都沒問過我怎麼樣了 You know, you haven't even asked me how I am!
別嚷嚷 Don't yell.
別對我大吼大叫 否則我就掛了 Don't yell at me or I'll hang up.
你知道我今天經歷了什麼嗎 Do you have any idea what I have been through today?
奧黛麗 如果你不馬上回來 Audrey, if you don't come back here right now...
看到你們都這麼小嗎 And see you all small?
我已經夠煩了 I'm upset enough already.
你很心煩嗎 You're upset?
我才是五英寸高的人 I'm the one who's five fucking inches tall!
我們很抱歉聽到 Well, we're sure sorry to hear
薩福耐克太太 今天沒能來 Mrs. Safranek couldn't make it today.
是薩法耐克 Safranek.
薩法耐克 Safranek.
先偵察一下 也不算錯 Well, it's not a half-bad idea to scout things out
把一切都準備好 get everything ready for her.
網擋住了很多紫外線 The net blocks a lot of UV rays,
但你還是要戴上帽子 but you still might wanna put your hat on.
任何你想去的地方 And anytime you wanna to somewhere,
你只要跳上一輛壞小子 you just hop in one of these bad boys.
如果供不應求 And if they're in short supply, well,
你總是可以分享 you can always share.
分享的樂趣 我見過一些超級人物 It's fun to share. I know, I've met some super people that way.
真的很超級 Just super.
了不起吧 Yeah, isn't that something?
在您的右邊 Over to your right there,
那座高大的白色橢圓形建築 是我們的七個體育中心之一 that big, white oval building is one of our seven Sports Centers.
這建築有 That's the one that houses
世界上最大的室內滑雪設施 the largest indoor skiing facility in the world--
你知道 是相對來說的 you know, relatively speaking.
那邊是賈斯特湖 And over there is Lake Chester...
看起來眼熟嗎 Look familiar?
巴靈頓 The Barrington.
我姐姐有一個 她很喜歡 My sister's got one. She loves it.
先生 這是你王國的鑰匙 Well, sir, here is the uh, key to your kingdom.
歡迎來到美好的生活 Welcome to the good life.
他們在廚房裡放了標準物品 Oh, they uh, stocked the kitchen with standard items...
但有一件事 我要提醒你的是 乳製品 but one thing I should warn you about is the dairy--
你的胃需要一段時間 it takes a while for your stomach
適應牛奶和乳酪 to adjust to the milk and the cheese,
先少量 因為關於細菌 so go easy on it. Somethin' about the bacteria.
小心熱水 And be careful about the hot water.
是中央系統的 但是控制開關位置太高 It's on one central system and they got that cranked really high.
很驚訝 他們還沒有起訴 Surprised they haven't had a lawsuit yet.
別說是我說的 Oh, but you didn't hear that from me.
謝謝 馬特 Thanks Matt.
你是個好人 You're a nice guy.
保羅 And Paul?
謝謝你幫助地球 Thanks for helping the planet.
薩法耐克 Safranek?
是我 That's me.
OK Okay!
現在看看美國 And now from the United States,
多年來 國土安全部 where for many years, both the Department of Homeland Security
和移民歸化局 and the Immigration and Naturalization Service
鑒於縮小人群的簡單化 have been warning about the ease with which
發出警告 downsized people--
從非法移民到潛在的恐怖分子 from illegal immigrants to potential terrorists--
可以穿透美國邊境 could penetrate U.S. borders.
上周在俄勒岡州尤金的發現 Last week's discovery in Eugene, Oregon
提供了新的證據 來支援這一聲明 provided new evidence to support that claim.
布萊恩·菲克勒 帶我們去現場 Brian Fakler brings us up to date.
這建築是全國各地 This Target is just one of
數以千計的大盒子商店之一 thousands of big-box stores around the country
每週進口近100萬噸貨物 that import almost a million tons of goods weekly,
大部分來自亞洲 most of it from Asia.
上周 尤金的工人打開一個可疑的電視盒 Last week, workers here in Eugene opened a suspicious TV box
發現了17名越南偷渡客 and discovered 17 downsized stowaways from Vietnam,
14人早已死亡 14 of them already dead,
兩人在當地醫院 幾小時後死亡 two more dying hours later at a local hospital.
在星期五 唯一的倖存者 一個名叫陳玉蘭的女人 On Friday, the lone survivor, a woman named Ngoc Lan Tran,
被轉送到新墨西哥的悠閒樂園醫院 was transferred to a hospital at Leisureland Estates in New Mexico,
被廣泛認為是全國頂尖的縮小者醫療中心 widely considered the country's top medical center for the small.
醫生被迫切除了部分被感染的腿部 Doctors were forced to amputate a portion of an infected leg,
今天她的情況 據稱穩定 and today her condition is described as fair but stable.
根據國土安全部的聲明 According to a statement from the Department of Homeland Security,
全女士已被判入獄 Ms. Tran claims to have been jailed
因為她的政治和環境行動主義 for her political and environmental activism,
並違反她的意志 and was miniaturized against her will
將她關入越南人的監獄設施內 in a Vietnamese prison facility.
如果屬實 這將加強人權團體的主張 If true, this would bolster claims by human rights groups
世界各地的專制政府... that repressive governments around the world...
一年後
需要重新檢視安置條款嗎 So, do we need to review any of the terms of the settlement?
不 No.
一切都很清楚 It's all pretty clear.
我倒希望你們能先縮小她 I really wish you'd taken her first offer.
我知道 I know.
好吧 All right, well.
退後一點 不想讓你受傷 Just step back a little. Don't want you to get hurt.
請儘量大 As large as you can, please.
這裡天氣不錯 Nice weather down here.
奧馬哈 真的很冷了 Turned real cold back in Omaha.
寒風刺骨 Wind chill.
保羅 Hey, Paul.
謝了 夥計 你是對的 Thanks, man, you were right.
提高我的監視器 真的很管用 Raising my monitor really did the trick.
我脖子感覺好多了 胳膊再也沒有刺痛了 My neck feels better, there's no more tingling in my arm.
我從來不曾聯繫過 I would've never made the connection.
太好了 我很高興能幫上忙 That's great, I'm really glad I could help.
感謝致電"地之角" Thank you for calling Land's End.
我叫保羅 今天我能為您效勞嗎 My name is Paul, how can I help you today?
你好 夥計 Ciao, bello.
嗨 卡羅爾 Hi, Carol.
夥計 Hey, pal.
為什麼要長臉 Why the long face? Huh?
看看周圍 夥計 生活是美好的 Look around you, buddy. Life is good.
我犯了個錯誤 戴夫 I made a mistake, Dave.
我一生中最大的錯誤 應該留在原地 Biggest mistake of my life. Should've stayed where I was.
離婚會讓人自尊受到損害 Look, I know divorce can put a dent in anyone's self-esteem.
奧黛麗對你的所作所為 很出格 And what Audrey did to you was beyond the pale.
我是說 我恨她 I mean, I hate her.
我幾乎不認識她 I-I barely know her.
你可能不恨她 但我討厭她的膽量 You may not hate her, but I hate her guts.
你得回復平靜 就這樣 You, you just gotta get back in the saddle, that's all.
也許有一天吧 Ah, maybe someday.
聽我勸告 If you want my advice,
單身媽媽是必經之路 single moms is the way to go.
她們不想生孩子 Yeah, they got the whole kid thing out of their system,
她們只想參加派對 and they just wanna party
我並不打算... No, that's okay, I'm--
如果你不想建立感情 And if you don't want an emotional connection, which
可以理解 你只是 understandable, you just uh
這裡有各種各樣的休閒方式 well, we have all sorts of ways you can have a good time down here.
沒有附加條件 No strings attached.
刷舊信用卡就好 - 不用 我很好 Just put it on the old credit card. -No, I'm good.
真的 - 那好 Really. -Okay, yeah.
事實上 我開始約會了 In fact, I started seeing someone.
是嗎 Oh, yeah?
其實是單身媽媽 Single mom, actually.
我說的吧 對你有好處 Mm-hmm, now we're talkin'. Good for you.
保羅 太好吃了 Paul, this is so good.
謝謝 Thanks.
食譜要求山蘿蔔 但 The recipe called for chervil, but
這裡沒有山蘿蔔 you can't get chervil here yet.
所以 我用了蒔蘿 So, I used dill. -Hm.
不管是什麼 都超級美味 Well, whatever it is, it's super-yummy.
全都是小玩意 It's the little things, you know?
我是說除了沒有鳥和昆蟲 I mean, except for there being no birds or insects,
你會認為你是在正常的世界 you'd think you're in the normal world
然後有事發生 and then somethin' happens
於是意識到我們並非 and you realize we're not.
我並不是抱怨 用蒔蘿取代山蘿蔔 I mean, not that substituting dill for chervil
那根本不算什麼 但你懂我意思 is that big a thing, but you know what I mean.
就像上個月 Like last month,
我父母來看望約拿和我 my parents came down to visit Jonah and me--
我們是裝在運輸箱裡的 and it's like this whole production
小玩意 於是約拿被嚇壞了 with the carrying boxes, and of course Jonah gets freaked out
外婆外公這麼大 很嚇人 by Grandma and Grandpa being so huge and scary.
一天晚上 他們帶我們去弗萊明家吃晚餐 One night they took us out for dinner at Fleming's,
真的很好 you know, real nice, -Mm-hmm.
約拿坐在桌子上 and Jonah and are sitting on the table
坐在特殊的座位上 in those special seats.
巨人們一直盯著我們看 And the big people wouldn't stop staring at us.
另外 這家餐館吹噓受小人們歡迎的程度 Plus, the restaurant brags about how small people are welcome,
然後 他們得到了大量的小人顧客 and then they charge a huge minimum.
他們應該收取巨人們額外的費用 They should charge big people extra.
他們是拖累世界的人 They're the ones dragging down the world.
我知道 I know.
巨人們看著我們 就像我們是怪胎 Big people look at us like we're freaks.
他們才是怪胎 They're the freaks.
聽說過南極洲釋放的氣體嗎 Oh, did you hear about all that gas being released in Antarctica?
來自于冰山 甲烷 From the ice? The methane?
最近我沒怎麼關注過新聞 Oh, I haven't really been following the news that much lately.
很顯然這是個大事 Apparently it's a big deal.
科學家說 冰融化的越多 Scientists are saying the more the ice melts,
更多的甲烷會使冰融化 the more methane comes out making more ice melt.
很顯然 我們已經超越了臨界點 Apparently we're already way beyond the tipping--
是我樓上的鄰居 It's my upstairs neighbor.
超級奇怪 我有幾個月沒有看到他了 Well, it's the strangest thing, I-there wasn't a peep for months
我甚至不認為他還住在這裡 I don't even think he was here--
然後突然間 and then suddenly, it's
派對派對派對 party, party, party.
那天晚上 我不得不打電話給保安 I had to call security the other night.
杜尚 Dusan!
杜尚 Hey, Dusan!
杜尚 Dusan!
幹嘛 Yes?
你介意把音樂關了嗎 You mind turning down the music?
我想在這裡安安靜靜地過一個晚上 I'm trying to have a quiet evening down here.
你好 我的朋友 Hello, my friend.
你好 杜尚 Hello, Dusan.
我可以進來嗎 May I come in?
當然 Certainly.
聽著 皮特 So, listen, Pete,
保羅 Paul.
保羅 保羅 Paul. -Paul.
克裡斯汀 And Kristen.
你好 克裡斯汀 嗨 Ah, hello, Kristen. -Hi.
抱歉打擾你們的小晚餐了 I'm sorry I'm disturbing your nice little dinner.
聽著 Listen...
就像我說的 保羅 as I was saying, Paul,
我還有一個 I'm having one more, you know,
小派對 今晚在我家 little party at my place tonight.
不像上次那樣大 非常小 Not big like last time. Very small.
只是幾個親密的朋友 Just a few close friends.
不 No!
那是一朵玫瑰嗎 Is that a rose?
是的 - 一朵真正的玫瑰 Yeah. -A real rose?
你在哪裡買的真玫瑰啊 Where'd you get a real rose?
一家新店 全尺寸的花店 It's a new store, uh, Full-Sized Flower Mart.
他們要價多少 How much they're charging for this?
杜尚 Dusan!
幹嘛 寶貝 Quoi, ma Cherie?
你在下麵幹什麼 What are you doing down there?
是 親愛的 我馬上就來 Oui, ma Cherie. J'arrive.
隨便 Anyway,
正如我所說 as I was saying,
保羅 如果今晚的噪音干擾了你 Paul, if tonight noise disturbs you,
上樓來跟我談談 just come upstairs talk to me.
別像上次那樣大秀一番 Don't make big show like last time,
像瘋子一樣大喊大叫 yelling like crazy man.
我們是鄰居 鄰居是朋友 We're neighbors. Neighbors are friends.
還有什麼更好的 來參加派對吧 What's better even, come to the party.
謝謝 但就像我說的 我們 Thanks, but like I said, we
只是想吃個安靜的晚餐 just want to have a quiet dinner.
儘量低音 好嗎 Just try to keep it down, okay?
是的 親愛的 當然 Yes, darling, of course.
噓 噓 Shh, shh.
噓 Shh.
謝謝你的美好時光 Thanks for a really nice time.
烹調和所有一切 Plus the cooking and all.
對不起 我不得不這麼早離開 因為保姆 Sorry I have to leave so early, but you know, the sitter...
沒關係 Yeah, yeah. No...
我曾經... I was...
上一層 Up one floor.
什麼 What?
再高一層 Yeah, one more.
謝謝 - 謝謝 Gracias -Oh, gracias, tio.
總之 Anyway, uh,
我希望 星期日我們可以帶約拿來 I was hoping uh, Sunday we could bring Jonah.
我 我很想見見他 I... I'd love to meet him.
好的 Yeah...maybe.
有什麼不對勁嗎 沒有 Something wrong? -No.
你是個好人 保羅 You're a wonderful guy, Paul.
我很喜歡和你在一起 And I really enjoy hanging out with you.
但我誠實來講 But, if I'm honest about how I'm feeling,
我只是 可能對我來說太快了.... I just-it might be uh-- it might be too soon for me.
很好 我明白了 It's fine, I get it.
不 不 - 我明白了 沒事的 No, no... -I get it. No, it's fine.
我是說 如果約拿捲入的話 I just mean if we're bringing Jonah into it...
晚上愉快 Have a nice night.
不 我 No, I...
保羅 Paul!
一朵玫瑰 A rose!
保羅 Paul!
你來了 You come.
還帶了玫瑰 And you bring the rose.
這是和平的表示 It's a peace offering. -Oh.
大家 聽著 Look, everyone.
這是保羅 我的鄰居 This is Paul, my neighbor.
看看他給我帶來了什麼 And look at what he brings me.
一朵真玫瑰 A real fucking rose!
你認為這些忘恩負義的混蛋 You think any of these other ungrateful sons of bitches
會帶東西給杜尚嗎 think to bring something to Dusan?
不 你是唯一一個 No. You're the only one.
我喜歡你 I like you.
但我說過 這只是個小派對 But, I know I said it's only little party,
但我只打了兩三個電話 給非常親密的朋友 but I make two, three phone calls to very close friends,
看看結果 look what happens.
每個人都來了 Everybody comes.
10點後 在這該死的城市裡 沒有別的事可做了 There's nothing else to do in this fucking city after 10 o'clock.
現在 我不明白 Now, this I do not understand.
難道沒有人上早班嗎 It's not as if so many people have work in the morning.
這是小人最糟糕的特質 You know, this is worst trait about small people--
他們很懶 they're lazy.
不是全部 但懶惰 Not all, not all. But lazy.
就像 這個懶鬼 Like...this lazy son of a bitch.
康拉德 Konrad!
你在說我什麼 What's that you're saying about me?
你吹什麼牛呢 What lies are you telling?
只是在小世界裡 沒有人願意工作 Just that in small world no one wants to work.
你想怎麼樣 What did you expect?
變小是件美妙的事 It's the wonderful thing about becoming small.
因為你馬上就有錢了 Because you're immediately rich.
除非你很窮 Unless you're very poor.
那你就是真的小了 Then you're just small.
康拉德是遠洋船長 Konrad's a sea captain.
離他的船不超過十米 Never more than ten meters away from his boat.
我喜歡我的船 I do like my boat.
她在那兒 There she is.
索尼婭 我的美人 Sonja, my beauty.
你看 我是世代之家 You see, I'm from many generations.
我的祖父 我的父親 All the way back to my grandfathers, my father--
全都是船長 all sea captains.
什麼風把你吹來了 悠閒樂園 So, what brings you to Leisureland?
杜尚 Dusan.
他說服我變小的 He even convinced me to become small,
主要是為婦女和政黨 mostly for the women and the parties.
坦白地說我妻子有錢 And, frankly, my wife had all the money,
她走後 事情變得有點棘手 and after she left, things became a bit tricky.
我能理解 Oh, I can relate.
變小很棒 你不覺得嗎 It's quite wonderful to be small, don't you think?
我會說 各有優缺點 I'd say it has its pluses and minuses.
下周我會在塞席爾 Next week I'll be in the Seychelles,
兩周後我會 and two weeks after that, I'll be
和朋友去的的喀喀湖 航行一個月 sailing with friends for a month on Lake Titicaca.
能相信我從沒去過的的喀喀湖嗎 Can you believe I've never been to Lake Titicaca?
那船如何遷移呢 Well, how does the boat get from place to place?
我是說你不能航行 I mean, you can't sail it.
聯邦快遞 我親愛的孩子 FedEx, my dear boy.
索尼婭的行速 比我自己開 要快 Sonja travels faster than I do.
你怎麼會有小型鍵琴的 How'd you get a tiny harpsichord down here?
我沒有 我沒有把它養大 Well, I didn't--I had to have it raised.
如何啊 Well, how?
請問 那是誰 Excuse me, who is that?
那是誰 對 Who's that? -Yeah.
那是小羅尼 That's little Ronni.
小羅尼嗎 That's little Ronni?
第一個出生的微型寶寶 The first small baby ever born. -Yeah.
回到挪威 媽的 Back in Norway? -Shit.
那是小羅尼嗎 是的 That's little Ronni. -Yeah.
你應該去和他談談 You should go talk to him.
對不起 呃 Sorry, uh...
抱歉 對不起 Sorry, excuse me, um,
是真的嗎 你是小羅尼嗎 is it-is it true you're little Ronni?
也許不再那麼小了 Well, maybe not so little anymore.
但沒錯 是我 But yeah, it's me.
哇... Wow, that's...!
你介意合個影嗎? Do you thi-hey-would it be cool to get a selfie?
沒問題 夥計 來吧 Yeah, man, get in here. -Awesome.
我真的很感謝 Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.
謝謝 Thank you.
快過來 Get in here. -Wow.
謝謝 你也是 Thank you, so are you.
是什麼 What is that?
必須告訴我 我有過敏症 No, I need to know. I-I have allergies.
等等 Wait! Wait.
好吧 Okay.
我要脫掉鞋子 I'm gonna take off my shoes.
玩得開心嗎 Having fun?
夠了 該死的門鈴 Enough with the fucking doorbell.
早上好 杜尚先生 我們是清潔工 Good morning, Mr. Dusan. We come clean for you.
你昨晚玩得很開心嗎 So you had fun last night, yeah?
你真幸運 You didn't know were so lucky
有我這樣的令人興奮的鄰居 to have exciting neighbor such as me.
我從沒參加過這樣的派對 Well, I've never been to a party like that.
好多歐洲人 I've nev-there were so many Europeans.
你知道 小羅尼在這裡嗎 我是說 Did you know little Ronni was here? I mean...
他是歷史性的 - 他無聊 he is historic. -And boring, you know.
帥氣的笨蛋挪威人 Good-looking dumb Norwegian guy
環遊世界 和一切做愛 goes around the world having sex with everyone--
包括女人 男人 雌雄人 狗 山羊 猴子 women, men, hermaphrodites, dogs, goats, monkeys.
他會是第一個死於梅毒的小嬰兒 He'll be the first small baby to die of syphilis,
忠於他的民族歷史 but... historic.
很明顯他還住在原來的殖民地 Well, apparently he still lives in the original colony, you know,
在挪威 我一直想去看看 over in Norway. I've always wanted to see that.
也就那樣 It's all right.
你去過那裡 You've been there?
是的 我一年去一兩次 Yeah, I go once or twice a year.
康拉德也去 我們在那裡做生意 Konrad too. We make business there.
很好的生意 Very good business.
一定要去看看 我 Must be somethin' to see. I--
你知道嗎 你連網上的照片都看不到 You know, you can't even get pictures of it online?
是的 我的朋友 Yes, my friend.
世界上到處都值得一看 The world is filled with things to see.
我不瞭解你 保羅 You know, I don't know you, Paul
但我喜歡你 很喜歡 but I like you, I like you very much.
我的建議是 And my advice is
離開這個噁心的小公寓 get out of this disgusting little fucking apartment
去開闊眼界 and open your eyes.
別那麼美國 Don't be so American.
你是個好人 保羅 You're nice guy, Paul,
但是個可憐的微型傢伙 but little bit pathetic guy.
昨晚你跳舞 你笑 Last night you dance, you laugh
但你內心卻在哭泣 but inside you cry.
你憑什麼跟我這樣說話 Who are you to talk to me that way?
我是杜尚·米爾科維奇 你的鄰居 I'm Dusan Mirkovic, your neighbor.
鄰居是朋友 Neighbors are friends.
朋友告訴朋友真相 Friends tell friends the truth.
好吧 也許有時候我有點混蛋 Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole,
但世界需要混蛋 but the world needs assholes.
否則何處可發洩呢 Otherwise where would shit go out.
杜尚 Dusan...
再見 - 謝謝 Bye. -Thank you.
當我想到巨人們變得微型 When I think of big people becoming small
出現了各種新的微型城市 Mm-mm. -all the new small cities
在這個世界上 我瞅到的是機會 in the world, I see opportunity.
我問我自己 杜尚 I ask myself, Dusan,
為什麼人們想要變得微型呢 why the people they want to become small?
是改善環境嗎 To help the environment?
得了 Please.
變得小 才能享受 The become small to have the things
直到現在 只為富人的東西 which until now were only for the rich,
順便一說 這是個天才概念 which, by the way, is the genius of the concept.
所以我對我兄弟斯爾詹說...我們兄弟一起工作 So I say to my brother Srdjan-- I work with my brother.
他現在還是巨人 He's still big.
順便 我的妻子也是 My wife, too, by the way.
我說 I say,
為什麼不用非常特殊的物品 why not bring very special items,
奢侈品 提供給微型消費者呢 luxury items, to the small consumer?
沒有人想過的東西 The-The things that nobody else is thinking to bring?
比如 Such as?
例如 古巴雪茄 Well, Cohiba Esplendido.
古巴 世界上最好的雪茄 Cuba. Best cigar in the world.
你巨人時 付多少錢呢 How much you pay for this when you big?
四十五 五十美元 Forty-five, fifty dollars.
當你微型時 我賣給你這支雪茄 When you small, I sell you this cigar
一美元 for one dollar.
用一支大雪茄 我們製作了大約2000支微型雪茄 And from this one Cohiba, we make about 2,000 cigars.
好吧 也許它們不是古巴製造的 Okay, maybe they're not actually made in Cuba.
也許他們是由布亞諾瓦茨的微型阿爾巴尼亞人卷制的 Maybe they're rolled by little Albanians in Bujanovac
但誰在乎呢 but who cares?
這只是其中之一 And this is just one thing.
還有香水 古龍水 白蘭地 波特酒 卡爾瓦多斯蘋果酒 There's perfume, cologne, brandy, port, Calvados,
松露 魚子醬 truffles, caviar, pfft.
都是合法的嗎 Is all that legal?
寶貝 這是狂野西部 Baby, this is Wild West.
誰有時間追逐一些 Who has time chasing after some
TMD五英寸的高塞爾維亞人 fucking Serbian guy five inches tall
就因為幾支雪茄和幾瓶酒 over a few cigars and some wine.
我兄弟和我現在 在七個小城市 My brother and I are now in seven small cities
世界各地 七個 around the world. Seven.
保羅 你想要什麼我都能幫你 And Paul, listen, anything you want, I can get for you.
任何事 任何時候 Anything, anytime.
失陪一下 Excuse me a minute.
你好 Hello?
我能和你說幾句話嗎 Uh, can I talk to you for a minute?
拿破新 幹什麼的 Na-pro-shien. What this do?
(譯注:陳玉蘭的英語/西班牙語會缺少部分用詞 故翻譯時 亦根據其語言特點翻譯 並非錯譯 以下皆同 不另說明 此致)
萘普生 抗炎症藥物 Uh, Naproxen. I-It's a anti-inflammatory.
用於疼痛和腫脹 It's for pain and swelling.
這個 這是什麼 And this one, what this one do?
維柯丁 也是止痛片 Uh, well, Vicodin. That's also a pain killer,
但是 務必小心 but...you wanna be really careful with that one.
止痛藥嗎 止痛藥好 Pain killer? Pain killer good.
這不是我的公寓 Listen, I-- this is not my apartment and, uh,
我相信你可能很需要止痛 但是 you know, I'm sure you're probably in a lot of pain, but
你不應該偷藥 y-you shouldn't steal pills.
我沒偷 I no steal.
它們太老了 不好 They too old, no good.
杜尚先生 他說我沒事 隨便拿 Mr. Dusan, he say me okay I take away things.
藥片給生病的朋友 Pill for sick friend.
好了 我結束了 浴室乾淨 Okay, I finish now. Bathroom clean.
不管你的朋友怎麼了 Well, whatever's wrong with your friend,
我能看出你的假肢真的很糟糕 I can see that you have a really, really bad prosthetic foot
我肯定這會讓你的右髖和膝部疼痛 and I'm sure it's causing you pain in your right hip and knee,
可能是你的另一個膝蓋 你的下背部 probably your other knee, your lower-back.
你怎麼知道的 How you know this thing?
你是醫生嗎 You doctor?
職業治療師 Occupational therapist.
等一會 Wait a minute.
我知道你 I-I know you.
你是...天啊 You're the--oh, my God.
你是兩年前的那個女人 You're that woman from a couple of years ago,
持不同政見者 the dissident.
來自泰國還是什麼 你叫什麼名字 From Thailand or something? What's your name?
陳玉蘭 越南人 Tran Ngoc Lan. Vietnam.
越南的陳玉蘭 Tran Ngoc Lan from Vietnam.
是的 沒錯 Yes! that's right.
我記得你 that's--and I remember that you-you
你的膝蓋以下截肢了 lost your leg below the knee.
就是你 that's-that- that's you!
呃 杜尚 Uh, Dusan!
你知道這是誰嗎 Hey! Do you know who this is here?
當然 著名的陳玉蘭 Of course, the famous Ngoc Lan Tran.
戲劇性的逃離越南監獄 Dramatic escape from Vietnamese prison,
差點死了 所以現在 她可以打掃我的房子 almost died, so now, she can clean my house.
美國 巨大的機遇之地 America, big land of opportunity.
抬 再抬 抬 Push up, push again. Push, push, push.
現在把腳後跟 朝向你 Okay, that's--now take your heel back towards you.
如果可以的話更難 Even harder if you can.
放平 Even--yeah.
手放在這裡 現在 You-you put your hand right here, now--
感覺一下 有沒有嘎吱聲 Feel that. Okay. See that crunching?
聽到了嗎 那就是關節炎 You hear it? Yeah, that's arthritis.
已經很嚴重了 That's already...pretty bad.
保羅 Paul,
你充滿了驚喜 you're full of surprises.
你能做到這一點 但你居然去幹客服 You can do this but you work shit job answering phones?
我搬到這裡時 我不認為我會工作的 Well, when I moved down here, I didn't think I'd be working
所以我的行醫執照過期了 so I let my license expire and...
現在 我必須恢復授權 now, I'd have to get it in a whole 'nother state.
是極其無聊的故事 It's a whole...it's a boring story.
我不想說 但是 I hate to say it, but...
如果你不馬上行動 if you don't do something pretty soon,
你可能需要一個新的膝蓋 you're gonna need a new knee.
也許還有新的臀部 Maybe even a new hip.
你得儘快去找專家 You gotta go to a specialist as soon as you can
換上全新的腳 a-and get a whole new foot.
同時 In the meantime,
我可以對現有的假肢做一些調整 I could make some adjustments on the existing prosthetic.
也許指點你 如何更好地走路 And maybe give you some pointers on how to walk better.
我不想看你不必要的受苦 I just hate to see you needlessly suffer
在你經歷了這麼多之後 after all you've been through.
好的 等我完成工作 你跟我來 Okay. I finish work you come with me.
我可以去拿工具 現在就弄 Yeah, no, I can get my tools, I can do it right here.
不 我告訴過你 我朋友病了 需要藥丸 No. I say you before my friend sick, need pill.
你跟我來我家 幫助她 You come with me my house. Help her.
你幫她 You help her.
我是不是沒說清楚 你 我可以幫 I...I don't think I was clear. I can help you with this
但我不是醫生 所以 but I'm not a doctor, so
你的朋友 不管她怎麼了 your friend, whatever's wrong with her,
她要去診所或醫院 she's gotta go to a clinic or a hospital...
不 診所不好 No! Clinic no good.
我帶她去診所等了很長時間 I bring her clinic wait too long time.
愚蠢的醫生不幫她 什麼也不做 Stupid doctor say no help for her, no do nothing.
他在巨人世界裡沒有好醫生 現在他微型了 He no good stupid doctor in big world, now he small.
你跟我來 You come with me.
你現在跟我來 You come with me now.
來 Come.
你住在附近嗎 You live near here?
不 還遠著呢 No, still far.
也許我們該去開車 Maybe we should grab a car.
不需要車 乘公共汽車 No need car. Take bus.
阿羅哈樂園
如果你不介意我問 If-If you don't mind my asking,
你幾年前就出名了 you were so famous a couple of years ago,
我是說 大家都在談論你 I mean, everybody was talking about you.
我以為你會 I just would've thought you'd have been
發表演講或寫書 giving speeches or writing books.
你怎麼幹起清潔工了 How'd-How'd you wind up cleaning houses?
生活需要錢 Need money for live.
電視盒事件後 我在醫院呆了很久 差點就死了 After TV box, I stay hospital so long time, almost die.
然後三個寄宿家庭 但太多的問題 Then three host family, but too much problems.
悠閒樂園的人太自私了 Leisureland people too selfish.
還好我一個人 工作賺錢 容易 Better I live only me, work job make money, easy.
你 Hey, you!
來 來 Come, come!
晚安 Buenas noches.
喲 Yo!
快 Come on.
沒有時間做嬰兒夢 No time for baby dreams.
我能問你 要爬幾樓啊 Can I ask how high we're going?
七樓 - 七樓嗎 Seven floor. -Seven?
我們可以用電梯嗎 Well, can we use the elevator?
沒有電梯 No elevator.
你好 貝尼塔 他好嗎 Hola Benita, Como esta?
你好 Hola.
脫鞋 Take the shoe.
你好 葛萊蒂絲 Hola Gladys!
葛萊蒂絲 我的朋友 This lady Gladys. Gladys my friend.
她病得很重 She very sick.
葛萊蒂絲 你感覺如何 Gladys, how you feel?
他怎麼樣 ¿Cómo está?
我帶食物給你 I bring food for you.
我帶醫生來 他是醫生 I bring doctor. This man doctor.
醫務工作者 Hombre médico.
醫生 Médico.
這位女士 獨自一人 沒有任何人 This lady Gladys alone, no have nobody.
丈夫進行縮小時 死於墨西哥 Husband die Mexico when they make small.
愚蠢的巨人忘了取下大金牙 Stupid people forget take the gold from the teeth,
頭部爆炸 head explode.
什麼 What?
丈夫頭部爆炸 Husband head explode.
頭部爆炸 因為牙齒 Head explode. From teeth.
她一個人來 沒錢 She come alone, no money.
我遇見她 在第一個主人家 I meet her she housekeeper first host family,
富有悠閒樂園的人 rich Leisureland people.
現在她病了 沒有工作了 Now she sick, no more work.
你照顧好她 Okay you take care for her.
我不能為她做任何事 I can't do anything for her.
那個女人真的病了 That woman is really sick.
看來她可能會死 Looks like she might die.
是的 她很快就死了 Oh yeah she die soon.
癌症 胃癌全胃 Cancer. Cancer all over stomach.
我和她一起 她死 I be with her she die.
最慘的莫過於孤獨死去 Most bad thing die alone.
來吧 像醫生一樣 Come on, be like doctor.
讓她感覺很好 Make her feel good.
你好 女士 Hola Señora.
哪裡疼 Where does it hurt?
一切都很痛 Everything hurts.
我的生命沒有多少時間了 I do not have much time left in my life.
哪種藥對她最有好處 Which pill most good for her?
我不知道 I have no idea.
但你懂啊 But you know thing.
哪種藥片最強效 Which pill most strong?
撲熱息痛 Percocet.
是 撲熱息痛 止痛很好 Yes, Percocet. Very good for pain.
多少 2 4 5 到底多少片 How much--two, four, five? How much?
試2片 Try two.
2片嗎 這位女士病得很重 Two? This lady very sick.
藥生產得早 Pill old.
我們給4片 We give four.
這些是為了止痛 These are for the pain.
謝謝醫生 Gracias, doctor.
你有沒有試過每隔幾個小時翻動 Have you tried to move her every couple of hours
避免褥瘡 so she doesn't get bedsores?
我們或許應該這樣做 We should probably do that.
來吧你 Come, there you--okay.
看到沒有 你很懂 See? You know thing.
謝謝你 杜尚先生的朋友 你幫了葛萊蒂絲 好 Thank you Mr. Dusan friend. You help Gladys good.
好的 Okay. Well.
我們做些調整 Let's make those adjustments.
如果你脫下你的腳 If you just wanna slip off your foot.
不 不要腳 我累了 No, no foot. I tired.
你走吧 我和葛萊蒂絲在一起 You go away. I stay with Gladys.
你現在就走 You go away now.
不會吧 我是說 Really? I mean--
我累了 你走開 I tired. You go away.
好 Okay.
可能換個時間吧 Some other time, I guess.
我不知道幾時才能再見到你 I just-I just don't know when I'm gonna see you again.
星期四 你星期四來 好嗎 Thursday. You come Thursday, okay?
星期四早上 你來修腿 Thursday morning you come fix leg.
十點 Ten o'clock.
星期四 十點 Thursday at ten o'clock.
順便說一下我叫保羅 My name's Paul, by the way.
保羅·薩法耐克 Paul Safranek.
這樣的 Let's see...
巨無霸車可用於冰川 The Extra Large is available in glacier,
鵝卵石 鬱金香 卡宴 苔蘚和茄子 pebble, tulip, cayenne, moss and aubergine.
卡宴 是紅色的嗎 Cayenne, is-is that like red?
是棕紅色的 更像磚色 It's-It's a brownish red. It's more like brick.
不 我不喜歡磚色 No, I don't like brick.
你覺得苔蘚色漂亮嗎 Do you think moss is pretty?
我不知道 女士 You know, I-I don't know, lady.
你為什麼不選個顏色呢 Why don't you just pick a color please?
少矬我 Don't be short with me.
你剛才說什麼 What did you say?
鞋 Shoe.
葛萊蒂絲在哪 Where's Gladys?
她死了 Oh, she die.
不 No. oh...
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我想也許我給她太多藥了 I think maybe I give her too much pill.
不管怎樣 她笑著死 很開心 Anyway, she die very happy smiling.
好了 你現在要修腳了 Okay, you fix foot now.
幹的快 You do quick.
必須儘快打掃房子 一小時 Must clean house soon. One hour.
你幹的快 You do quick.
快 Quick!
謝謝 真好 Oh, thank you, very nice.
你很快結束好嗎 我很忙 You finish soon okay? I very busy.
快了 I'm gettin' there.
我猜你喜歡蝴蝶 I guess you like butterflies.
蝴蝶 Butterflies.
是的 我非常喜歡 Yes I like very much.
當我小姑娘 When I little girl
我的父親 他帶我和妹妹去看蝴蝶 my father he take me my sister go see butterfly.
在我的村子附近 它們在一棵樹上 Near my village they live in a tree.
你知道的 You know,
它們每年都從寒地飛到熱地 they fly cold place to hot place every year.
留在樹上 反反復複 Stay tree then go away come back.
遷徙的蝴蝶 The uh, migrating butterflies.
是的 - 是的 聽起來很美 Yes. -Yeah, sounds beautiful.
越南話 蝴蝶怎麼說 How do you say butterfly in Vietnamese?
孔幫 Con bu'ó'm.
孔幫 Kon booyem?
孔幫 Con bu'ó'm.
孔幫 Kon booyem.
你想念你的村子 You miss your village?
沒有村子了 No more village.
政府讓人民走開 放水 Government make the people go away put water
到處都是太多的水 all over, all over everywhere. Too much water.
水太多了嗎 Too much water?
大水可以發電 Big water for make electricity.
水壩 Oh, a dam.
是的 大壩 他們造水壩 Yes, dam. They make dam. -Dam. Uh-huh.
許多村莊沒了 Many village no more.
所以我才會坐牢 That's why I go prison.
我的妹妹提出抗議 Me my sister make protest.
大抗議 Big protest. -Uh-huh.
令妹現在在哪 Well, where's your sister now?
她死在監獄裡 She die prison.
太冷了 胸部充滿了壞 她死了 Too cold. Chest fill up bad. She die.
發生什麼事 - 沒什麼 What happen? -Nothin'.
不 只是 不 給我一分鐘 No, just, no... give me a minute, just--
你做什麼 - 不 沒什麼 沒什麼 我只是 What you do? -No, nothing, nothing, I just--
你個笨蛋 You stupid man!
反正你需要一隻新腳 我們會給你一個好的 You needed a new foot anyway. We'll get you a good one.
這很難理解嗎 上帝 Is that so hard to understand? Jesus!
不要說上帝的壞話 Don't say Jesus bad way!
現在我該注意言辭了嗎 What, now I'm supposed to watch my language?
你比我媽還糟 You're worse than my mother.
我為你母親感到難過 I feel sorry for your mother.
我肯定她為你的過錯承受了太多 I sure she suffer too much for your fault.
別這麼快 Not do so fast!
吸塵器需要時間 同向才能清潔好 Vacuum cleaner need time same direction clean good.
是的 你可以拿走這些 Yeah, and you can take these,
這些是幾天前的三角包 these are samosas from a couple of days ago.
謝謝 這些我都拿走了 Thank you, yes. I take all these.
我想這是芝士大力菜 Oh, I think this is saag paneer--
可能有點老了 might be a little bit old.
在監獄裡 我們為這種食物而死 Oh, in prison we die for such food.
今天沒有太多的剩菜 Okay, not too many leftover entrees today
但我添了很多烤土豆湯 but I threw in lots of baked potato soup.
謝謝你 羅傑 Thank you, Roger.
給你 There you go.
終於給自己找了個幫手 陳玉蘭 Hey, finally got yourself a helper, huh, Ngoc Lan?
這個保羅 他折斷了我的腳 This Paul. He break my foot.
你怎麼辦到的 夥計 How'd you manage that, buddy?
說來話長 我們在想辦法 It's a long story, we're sorting it out.
他真笨 He stupid!
你好 卡德納斯先生 Hola, Señor Cárdenas.
餓嗎 ¿Hambre?
餓死了 謝謝 Ay, sí, chinita. Gracias.
上帝會報答你的 God will repay you.
你的肺怎麼樣 How's your lung?
我今天感覺好一點了 I feel a little better today.
謝謝 Gracias.
好吧 Bueno.
好了 過來 這邊 Okay, over here, this way.
很痛吧 Mucho dolor, verdad?
是的 很痛 Yes, it hurts a lot.
看起來真的很痛 Oh, it looks really painful.
我給他洗澡和擦洗 I give him baths and scrub him
敷草藥 但沒有什麼用 and put herbs, but nothing helps.
我肯定那是癬 I bet that's ringworm
我不知道怎麼用西班牙語說 which I don't know how to say in Spanish.
但癬是一種真菌 所以 But ringworm is a fungus, so
必須保持乾燥 you want it dry.
乾燥 不要洗澡 Seco. Seco. No baño. No baño. No agua. No agua.
看看我能不能在藥店買點東西 see if I can pick something up at the drugstore
明天給他帶來 and bring it for him tomorrow.
是的 你帶 Yes, you bring.
明天 藥片 Mañana medicina.
明天 藥片 - 謝謝醫生 Mañana medicina. -Gracias, doctor.
好 下一個 我們走吧 Okay, next. Let's go.
謝謝 醫生 謝謝 Gracias, doctor. -Gracias.
走吧 - 我來了 Let's go! -I'm comin'.
照顧他 Take care for him.
下一次見 謝謝 See you next time. -Gracias.
就這樣了吧 現在回家嗎 So that's it? We go home now?
現在我們去教堂 祈禱上帝 Now we go church pray Jesus.
你明天再來接我 八點 You come back tomorrow pick me up eight o'clock.
好的 我會來的 Yeah, okay, I'll be here.
2周後
早上好 杜尚先生 我們為你而來 Good morning, Mr. Dusan. We come clean for you.
接電話對你來說不夠高貴 Answering telephones was not dignified enough for you.
現在你進步到打掃廁所了 Now you progress to cleaning toilets.
我愛你 保羅 I love you, Paul.
我真的愛你 你真是個搞笑的傢伙 I really love you. You're such a funny guy.
搞笑 Hilarious.
就像我說的 Like I said,
你是個好人 you're too much nice guy
還有一點 可悲 and a little bit...pathetic guy.
直到她得到新腳為止 It's just until she gets a new foot.
那是什麼時候 - 我不知道 When will that be. -I don't know.
醫生說一個月 也許六周 The doctor said a month, maybe six weeks.
那就是永恆 - 我知道 Ah, that's an eternity. -I know.
同時她被腿困住了 Meantime she's stuck with a peg leg,
幾乎和一無所有一樣慘 which is almost as bad as having nothing at all.
看看她 I mean, look at her,
她就像個該死的海盜一樣 到處蹣跚 she's waddling around like a goddamned pirate!
保羅 你別跟杜尚先生拌嘴了 Paul! You no talk with Mr. Dusan!
你跟維羅尼卡上樓去 You go upstairs with Veronica!
保羅 - 我聽到了 Paul! -I heard you.
別擔心 保羅 Don't worry, Paul.
杜尚會救你的 Dusan will save you.
陳小姐 把一切都拿走 Yeah, Miss Tran, take everything.
康拉德先生和我後天離開 Mr. Konrad and I are leaving day after tomorrow
不知道什麼時候回來 and don't know when we'll be back.
好吧 謝謝 Okay good. Thank you.
保羅 杜尚先生說我可以拿走所有的食物 Paul, Mr. Dusan say I take all the food.
你去給我找個大箱子 You go find me big box.
等一分鐘 In a minute.
首先 有一些非常重要的事情要討論 First there's something very important to discuss.
我嗎 Me?
情況就是這樣 This is the situation.
我不知道到底是什麼 I don't know exactly what,
但是有大事 but something big-- very big-
發生在原來的小殖民地 is happening at the original small colony.
在挪威的那個 You know, the one in Norway.
他們要我馬上去那裡 They want me to go there right away
有個非常重要的交付 with a very important delivery.
解釋起來太複雜了 It's too complicated to explain.
絕密 非常緊急 Top secret and... very urgent.
最重要的是 他們開價很高 Most important they are offering us very big money.
巨額 Very big.
這意味著我們需要額外的説明 That means we need extra help
快點搞完 讓他們開心 to do this quickly, make them happy.
我很抱歉地說 我們需要非常優秀的幫手 And I'm sorry to say, we need the same excellent helper
也就是正在幫助你的人 who is currently helping you.
他 Him.
沒錯 陳玉蘭 That's right, Ngoc Lan,
我得和這些人去挪威 I have to go with these guys to Norway.
你說 So... you say...
保羅和你一起去挪威 Paul go with you Norway?
情況就是這樣 That's the situation.
緊急情況 Emergency situation.
深切的人道主義 And deeply humanitarian.
我是說 陳玉蘭 我會 I mean, Ngoc Lan, I will
幫助你 等我回來 百分百 be able to help when I get back one-hundred-percent
當新的腳 when the new foot, and--
你們星期三離開嗎 You leave Wednesday?
是的 Yes.
要走多久 And how long you go?
十天 也許更多 Ten days. Maybe more.
好的 是的 挪威 Okay, yes, Norway.
我也去挪威 I go Norway too.
不不 不是你 No, no, no, not you.
只有保羅 Only Paul.
我也去挪威 I go Norway too.
保羅 你幫我旅行 Paul, you help me on the trip.
但你在這裡很忙 But you're very busy here
你自己的人道主義活動 with humanitarian activities on your own.
還有你的清潔工作 And your cleaning business.
維羅尼卡和其他女人 知道每一個地方 Veronica and other ladies know every place.
他們會幫我的 我對他們很好 They do for me, I pay them good.
沒問題 我去 No problem I go.
挪威殖民地的人邀請我 這麼多次 Norway colony people invite me so many time
但我從沒去過 but I never go.
感覺很內疚 Feel so, so guilty.
他們都是好人 They so nice people.
什麼 What?
誰邀請你過啊 Who invited you?
我入院很久 電視盒事件 When I hospital so long time after TV box,
世界各地的人們 people all over world
送我快樂卡片 花 糖果 send me happy card, flower, candy,
讓我感覺很好 make me feel good.
這麼多的信 So many letter.
一封非常特別的信 我永遠不會忘記 One letter very special I never forget.
來自喬根·埃思邦森 From Jorgen Asbjornsen.
你有喬根·埃思邦森的信嗎 You got a letter from Jorgen Asbjornsen?
埃思邦森博士 寫信給我 Dr. Asbjornsen write me
說他感覺很糟糕 say he feel so, so bad
我為他的過錯而受苦了 I suffer for his fault.
他說他很痛苦 He say he painful.
他從沒有想到 縮小術這麼害人 He never think make small so bad for people.
埃思邦森博士的信 讓我感覺很好 Dr. Asbjornsen letter make me feel so good.
我也寫了信 I write letter too,
第一次說 我小但快樂著 say now first time I happy be small.
他說我 每天都要去挪威旅行 He say me make trip go Norway any day.
但我太忙了 But I too busy.
總是太忙 Always too busy.
現在上帝給我特別的禮物 去挪威 Now Jesus give me special gift, go Norway.
謝謝你 杜尚先生 謝謝你 康拉德先生 Thank you Mr. Dusan, thank you Mr. Konrad.
是的 Yes.
我也去挪威 I go Norway too.
真高興 So happy.
謝謝您們的特別時間 Thank you special time.
保羅 看 Paul, look.
這喬根·埃思邦森 還有他妻子 This Jorgen Asbjornsen. And his wife.
上帝 喬根·埃思邦森 Oh, my God. Jorgen Asbjornsen.
你好 Hello.
真是太榮幸了 This is such an honor.
我知道 I know, I know.
看 保羅 See, Paul?
上帝對我微笑 Jesus smile for me.
我說 保羅 我想來挪威只為見你 I say Paul I want visit Norway only for meet you.
是真的 It's true.
我是安妮-海琳 你好 I'm Anne-Helene. -Hello.
請坐加入我們 Please, sit. Join us.
謝謝 Thank you.
我們正看著世界流逝 We're watching the world go by.
聽起來不錯 Sounds great.
你不知道有多可怕 You have no idea how terribly
悲痛欲絕 我們造成了陳小姐的案例 grief-stricken we were by Miss Tran's case.
喬根因為所有的濫用行為 夜不能寐 Jorgen has lost so much sleep over all the abuses.
很慚愧吧 It's humbling, huh?
大自然是好耐心的雕塑家 Nature is such a patient sculptor.
磨一小點 Grinding a tiny bit
每一天 每一點 慢慢地 千百年來 each day slowly, slowly for thousands of years to
造出了超級美麗的萬物 make such a supremely beautiful thing.
真是浪費 What a waste.
多麼可怕的浪費 What a dreadful waste.
請原諒喬根 You'll have to excuse Jorgen.
過去的幾天尤其煎熬 These past few days has been especially hard.
做出這麼大的決定 這麼快 Such a big decision to make and so quickly.
通常當我們訪問殖民地時 Normally when we visit the Colony,
我們喜歡在霍寧斯沃格呆幾天 we like to spend a few days in Honningsvåg.
但後來消息傳來 But then the news came...
我們就來了 and uh, yeah, well, here we are
突然趕來 suddenly imposing on you.
我們幾乎沒有時間收拾行李 We scarcely had the time to pack.
對不起 有什麼消息 I'm sorry, w-what news?
甲烷釋放 Why, the methane release.
在南極 你必須懂得甲烷 In Antarctica. You must know about the methane.
是的 Yeah...
這並不算新聞 不是嗎 that's not-that's not new, is it? I mean--
新聞或舊聞 New or old,
結束了 it's the end.
一切都結束了 It's the end of everything.
世界出現過五次大滅絕 The world has already seen five major extinctions,
現在會有另一個 and now there will be another.
我 我不想相信 I...I didn't want to believe it.
我們全都不相信 但 None of us did, but
我們在赫爾辛基 大大小小 there we were in Helsinki, big and small.
氣象學家 細菌學家 人口學家 物理學家 Climatologists, bacteriologists, demographers, physicists,
免疫學家 immunologists,
26名諾貝爾獎得主在我們之中 26 Nobel Prize winners among us.
我們建立了所有的模型 做了所有的數學 We built all the models, did all the math,
所有的結論都是一致的 and all conclusion was consistent.
智人很快就會從地球上消失 Homo Sapiens will soon vanish from the Earth.
具有精算的確定性 It is now an actuarial certainty.
不管結局會如何 No matter how the end will come--
環境災難 environmental disaster,
大範圍流行疾病 pandemic disease,
不可呼吸的空氣 unbreathable air,
非飲用水 沒有足夠的食物 impotable water, not enough food,
核冬天 或其組合 nuclear winter, some combination of them all.
相對地 很快 地球將真正地清洗人類 Relatively soon the Earth will indeed purge itself of human life,
天知道還有多少物種 and God knows how many other species.
真的意味著滅絕嗎 那微型人呢 Do you really mean extinction? What about downsizing?
是啊 太晚了 Yeah, yeah, too little too late.
世界上只有3% 的人微型化 Only three percent of the world has miniaturized.
根本沒有足夠的時間 There simply isn't enough time.
不是一個非常成功的物種 這些智人 Not a very successful species, these Homo Sapiens,
即使有這麼大的智慧 even with such great intelligence.
僅僅20萬年 Barely 200,000 years.
鱷魚活了2億年 Alligator has survived 200 million years
大腦卻如同核桃大小 with a brain the size of a walnut.
人們一直在預測世界末日 People have been predicting the end of the world
幾千年了 for thousands of years.
現在真的發生了 And now it's really happening.
我想 未來一定有人會猜中的 I guess somebody had to be right someday.
很痛苦 So sad.
極其痛苦 Very sad.
好吧 我去睡覺了 Okay, I go sleep now.
晚安 保羅 Good night, Paul.
晚安 陳玉蘭 Good night, Ngoc Lan.
你沒事吧 You okay?
我很好 I fine.
也許我該看看你的腿 You know, maybe I should take a look at your leg.
好吧 你看 Okay, yes, you look.
這種木釘真的使皮膚擦傷了 That peg is really making the skin chafe.
OK Okay.
你知道的 You know,
如果十年前 有人告訴我 if somebody told me ten years ago
有一天我會五寸高 that one day I'd be five inches tall,
離婚 divorced,
幫助某著名越南持不同政見者 獲得新腳 helping a famous Vietnamese dissident get a new foot
在挪威的一個峽灣遊弋 while cruising up a fjord in Norway
與喬根·埃思邦森 討論世界末日 discussing the end of the world with Jorgen Asbjornsen,
我會說他瘋了 I would've said he was crazy.
對不起 I'm sorry.
對不起 我以為 I'm sorry. I-I thought--
老天 我真是個白癡 Jesus, I'm such an idiot.
不 No.
請 Please.
我要 I want.
早上好 Morning.
早上好 Good morning.
那是什麼聲音 What's that sound?
一個問候 A greeting.
到了 原來的殖民地 That's it, that's the original colony.
等等 沒有網 沒有牆嗎 Wait, and there's no net? No walls?
沒有 因為我們很幸運 No, we've been lucky.
我們離海邊太近了 沒有蚊子 We are too close to the sea for the mosquitoes.
這些年來 我們意識到 And over the years, we realized
鳥兒 它們更喜歡旅鼠 that the birds, they preferred the lemmings.
是的 這是我們開始的地方 But yes, this is where we started
許多年前 many years ago.
喬根 很高興見到你 Jorgen, good to see you.
歡迎 Welcome.
不 不 No, no.
喬根 Jorgen!
安妮-海琳 Anne-Helene!
謝天謝地你來了 Oh, thank God you're here!
為什麼沒人告訴我 Why didn't anyone tell me?
我太愛你了 Oh, I love you so much.
我很愛你們倆 I love you both so much.
自從這個決定之後 Oh, ever since the decision,
沒有你們在這裡 我感覺不太好 I didn't feel right without you here.
你知道 當我擔心時 And you know how I am when I worry.
我不能吃 我睡不著 I can't eat. I can't sleep.
隨便問 他們都會告訴你的 Ask anyone here, they tell you.
抱歉打擾了 喬根 Sorry to interrupt, Jorgen,
但我們需要你的建議 but we need your advice immediately.
是的 對不起 索爾維格 Yes. Excuse us, Solveig.
當然親愛的 你有重要的事情要做 Of course, darling. You've got important things to do.
杜尚 杜尚 杜尚 Oh! Dusan, Dusan, Dusan!
保佑你這麼快趕來 Bless you for coming so quickly.
索爾維格 親愛的 我一直很樂意幫忙 Solveig, my darling, I'm always happy to help
困難時 容易時 快樂時 in difficult times, in easy times, in happy times.
來拜訪你和你可愛的村莊 總是愉快的 Is always a pleasure to come and visit you and your lovely village.
很可愛 不是嗎 Oh, it is lovely, isn't it?
我不忍以為我再也看不到它了 I can't bear to think I won't see it again.
我是那個促成殖民地的人 You know, I'm the one who made this colony
很可能是第一個人 possible in the first place.
我還是個孩子時 就來了 I've been coming since I was just a baby.
我記得有一次 I remember one time--
等等 我認識你 Wait. I know you.
你昨晚在我夢裡 You were in my dream last night.
你是匹馬或小馬...很強壯的東西 You were a horse or a pony-- something very strong.
我騎著你 穿過危險的森林 And I mounted you and rode you through a dangerous forest.
好 - 而你真的來了 Okay. -And here you are.
就在我們離開之前 Right before we leave.
又一個奇跡 Another miracle.
你要和我們一起去 是嗎 You are coming with us, aren't you?
你們要去哪裡 Where are you going?
去那裡 In there.
你想看看嗎 Would you like to see?
通往哪裡 Where this go?
到金庫 To the vault.
金庫 - 是的 The vault? -Oh, yes.
我們幾乎從一開始就在努力 We've been working on it almost since the very beginning.
當喬根 有了他的大發現 When Jorgen made his big discovery,
我說 聽著 喬根 你是個天才 I said, look, Jorgen, you're a genius,
縮小是個天才的主意 沒有人質疑這一點 and downsizing is a genius idea. No one is questioning that.
但是如果人們不接受呢 But what if people don't accept it?
如果它不按時公諸於世怎麼辦 What if it doesn't come out on time?
不管怎麼說 這是他們想出的 Anyway, this is what they came up with.
根據我的建議 On my suggestion.
托瓦爾 請帶我們的朋友們 一次小小的旅行 Torvald, be a sweetheart and give our friends a little tour.
當然 Well, sure.
隧道通向金庫 The tunnel leads to a vault
地球岩石圈內部1.6 公里 1.6 kilometers inside the Earth's lithosphere
並被包裹在雙層鎳625中 and is encased in a double layer of Inconel 625.
除了維持廣泛的生物多樣性外 In addition to maintaining a broad spectrum of biodiversity,
金庫裡有種植食物的田地 the vault is equipped with fields for growing foods,
為了木材的森林 為了畜牧的畜牧業 forests for lumber, livestock for animal husbandry.
住區寬敞 The residential areas are spacious
為子孫後代提供 並易於擴展 and easily expandable to provide for future generations.
等等 是不是全在地下啊 Wait, but that's not all underground?
是的 Oh, yes!
我們的微型人尺寸 使其成為可能 Our new small size makes it possible.
否則 我們不可能把夢想保存 Otherwise we never could have dreamed of preserving
在一個如此多樣性的安全地 so much of the world in a single safe place.
這太棒了 This is brilliant.
棒嗎 就像挪亞方舟 Isn't this brilliant? It's like- It's like Noah's Ark.
完全 就是挪亞方舟 Yes. exactly! It's Noah's Ark!
那麼 能源是什麼 是核動力嗎 So, how-what do you do for power, is it nuclear?
不 不 100% 地熱 No, no, 100% geothermal.
我們有可交互操作的有機系統 And we have interoperable organic systems
管理人造陽光下的生產 to manage production of artificial sunlight,
氧氣、二氧化碳消除、淨水等 oxygen, CO2 elimination, water purification, and so on.
要在下麵呆多久 And how long will you stay down there?
托瓦爾 預計多久 8000年嗎 Torvald, how long is it? 8,000 years?
差不多 Well, something like that.
直到地表環境穩定 Just until the surface environment stabilizes.
我們在這裡做的 並不是史無前例的 It's not unprecedented what we are doing here.
不到10萬年前 Less than a hundred thousand years ago
人類經歷了近乎滅絕的境地 humans underwent a near-extinction.
也許只有2000人生還了 Maybe 2,000 survived.
來自於一小撮 And from that handful
而你今天看到 有數十億的人類 came all of the billions of people you see today.
重啟物種 並不新鮮 Rebooting the species. It's nothing new.
沒錯 Yeah, exactly.
朋友們 My friends.
許多年前 Many years ago,
當我們發現細胞微型化時 when we discovered cellular miniaturization,
世界似乎註定 the world which had seemed so doomed
會突然充滿了可能性 felt suddenly so full of possibilities.
所以 直到最近 我仍然希望 So, until very recently, I maintained hope
我們明天開始的應急計畫 that the contingency plan we embark upon tomorrow
應保持簡單 could remain simply that--
完全按計劃 a plan.
但 But...
歷史已經說過了 history has spoken.
這是我們最後的晚餐 在我們稱之為家的地方 And this is our final dinner in the place we've called home
這麼多年了 for so many years.
是的 我們很難離開 Yes, we are sad to leave,
更非常可悲的 是背後的原因 and terribly sad for the reasons why.
但是人類太美了 But man is too beautiful,
這種生命形式 too improbable a life form
應不被允許從宇宙中永遠消失 to be allowed to disappear forever from the cosmos.
現在 Now then,
我想請倖存的 I would like to ask the surviving members of the
原始殖民地成員起立 original colony to stand.
看看他 Ah, look at him.
小羅尼 Little Ronni.
他是如何成長的 How he has grown.
我再問一次 I ask you again
就像我多年前問你的那樣 as I asked you so many years ago.
下一代的來臨 Generations to come,
也許全人類都會感謝你 perhaps all of humanity will thank you
為你的勇敢和承諾 for your bravery and commitment.
但你必須捫心自問 But you must ask yourself
是否真的準備好進入新世界了 whether you are truly ready to enter a new world.
因為不會有回頭路了 For there will be no turning back.
準備好了嗎 Are you ready?
我準備好了 I am ready!
我準備好了 是的 I am ready! -Yes!
我準備好了 I am ready!
大家都準備好了嗎 Is everyone ready?
我們準備好了 We are ready!
保羅 Paul!
嗯 Yeah.
你能過來一下嗎 Can you come down here?
你去哪了 我找了你很多地方 Where you go? I look many place for you.
我就在這裡 I was just here.
我跟杜尚先生說 他說胖女人付錢 I talk with Mr. Dusan, he say fat lady pay,
他準備回去 he ready go back.
我很高興於此 I happy for that.
離開卡德納斯和洛佩茲太太 太久了 Too long time away from Señor Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez.
我為他們擔心得太多了 Oh, I worry too much for them.
陳玉蘭 你不能只是 Ngoc Lan, you can't just be
擔心幾千英里以外的幾個小人 worried for a few little people thousands of miles away.
你得看大局 You have to look at the big picture.
你為什麼這樣說 Why you say like this?
因為 卡德納斯先生和洛佩茲太太 Because...Mr. Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez,
他們沒有機會 they don't stand a chance,
我們都沒有 None of us do.
結束了 It's over.
你想和他們一起嗎 You want go with them.
我要你和我一起去 And I want you to come with me.
你個瘋子 You crazy man!
我總知道你很蠢 現在我也看到你的瘋 Always I know you stupid. Now I see you crazy too.
我怎麼瘋了 How am I crazy?
你聽到了 You heard them.
這是我們物種生存的唯一機會 This is the only chance for the survival of our species--
很大的機會 that's huge!
你想幫助別人 You want to help people?
這些是你應該幫助的人 These are the people that you should be helping.
人類的未來就在那個洞裡 The future of humanity is down that hole!
你在下麵幫誰 Who you help down there?
這裡的人需要幫助 而不是愚蠢的洞 People here need help, not down stupid hole!
杜尚先生 康拉德先生 Mr. Dusan, Mr. Konrad,
和瘋狂的保羅談談 talk to crazy Paul.
他想下去 要我和他一起去 He want go down hole, me go with him.
保羅 Paul, Paul, Paul...
你為什麼要做這麼愚蠢的事 Why do you want to do such a silly thing?
杜尚 這些人實際上是想行動 Dusan, these people are actually trying to do something
拯救人類 我想成為其中的一部分 to save the human race. I wanna be a part of that.
好吧 你想幫忙 Okay, fine, you want to help
就學我的樣子 捐一份精子樣本 then do what I did, give them a semen sample.
我也捐了 I did it too.
一種更愉快的説明方式 A much more pleasant way to help.
如果我不該參與這事 If I'm not supposed to be a part of this thing,
那我在這裡做什麼 then w-what am I doing here?
為什麼我沒有成為一名醫生 Why didn't I become a doctor?
我為什麼要縮小 為什麼我妻子拋棄了我 Why did I downsize? Why did my wife abandon me?
杜尚 你怎麼會碰巧是我的鄰居 Dusan, how did you just happen to be my neighbor?
還有陳玉蘭 你為什麼 And-And Ngoc Lan, why are you
是盒子裡唯一倖存的人 the only person who survived that box
你只是碰巧在打掃 and you just happen to be cleaning
杜尚的住處 在那天嗎 Dusan's place on that day?
如果你沒有失去腿 And-And had you not lost your leg,
我不會想幫你的 像往常一樣 I wouldn't have tried to help you, which, as usual,
我搞砸了 I screwed up.
為什麼我搞砸了 And why did I screw it up?
這樣我就能在這裡 So that I could be here
在準確的時刻進入隧道 right at the exact moment to go down into that tunnel.
我終於有機會 做一些重要的事情 I finally have a chance to do something that matters.
保羅 別這樣 你說得太瘋狂了 Oh, Paul, come on, now you're talking crazy.
這些人很棒 但是 These people, they're wonderful, but--
就像是邪教 It's like a cult.
這是邪教 你知道 還有滅絕 It's a cult. You know, and the extinction, well,
它不會發生的 你知道 也許幾百年內不會 it's not gonna happen for, you know, maybe few hundred years.
和你無關 算了吧 Has nothing to do with you. Forget it.
還有 你認為他們不會像人類一樣嗎 Besides, you think they won't behave like people always behave?
他們會在那裡發瘋 然後自相殘殺 They're all gonna go insane down there and kill each other.
他們會在我們之前就滅絕的 They'll go extinct long before we do.
別擔心 親愛的 他自己說的 Don't worry, darling. He said it himself.
他從來沒有想過 要做什麼事 Nothing he ever wants to do works out.
今天天氣真好啊 It's a beautiful day, huh?
這是我最後一次看到真正的太陽 I mean, knowing this is the last time I'll see the real sun,
它是如此 輝煌 it makes it so... vibrant.
我問你問題 你告訴我真話 好嗎 I ask you question. You say me truth. Okay?
當然 Of course.
那晚在船上 Other night on boat...
你怎麼艸我的 what kind of fuck you give me?
什麼 What?
你怎麼艸我的 What kind of fuck you give me?
哪種 我沒有 What kind? I don't...
美國人民 有八種艸法 American people, eight kind of fuck.
愛的艸 恨的艸 為艸而艸 Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck,
分手艸 複合艸 break-up fuck, make-up fuck,
喝醉艸 哥們艸 可憐艸 drunk fuck, buddy fuck, pity fuck.
好吧 我不知道你從哪聽說的 Okay, I-I have no idea where you heard that.
第三個房東 Third host family.
這是錯誤的 Okay, Th-that is just wrong.
有一個完整的範圍 Okay, there's a whole spectrum
包含情緒和動機 of-of emotions and- and motivations.
別說艸啊艸的 很俗氣 And don't say "fuck", i-it's vulgar.
說點別的 比如"做愛" 或者我不知道 Say something else like, you know, "make love" or I don't know.
那麼 什麼是 愛的艸艸呢 So... was love fuck?
好吧 這是幾個意思 Okay, what is this all about?
你找我 你想幫我 You look for me, you want help me,
你和我幹炮 you make fuck with me,
現在你去愚蠢的洞 now you go down stupid hole.
所以我試著去想 So I try to think
你TMD到底怎麼艸我的 what kind fuck you give me.
我想也許是 可憐艸 I think maybe pity fuck.
因為腿 For leg.
不 不 陳玉蘭 No, no, Ngoc Lan,
我深深地關心著你 I care about you deeply.
你真是個非凡的人 You are such an extraordinary person
我真的很佩服你 and I just admire you so much.
勝過一切 More than anything,
我要你和我一起去 I want you to come with me.
人們總是說我堅強 People always say me I strong.
好吧 也許越南 Okay, maybe Vietnam
我組織了很多抗議活動 I organize many protest,
兩年監禁 survive two year prison
罰我做了小人 punish me make small.
只有我一個人 活在電視盒裡 I only person survive TV box.
我沒有腿可走路 I walk around no foot.
照顧其他人 Take care of other people.
但我是女人 But I woman.
感情 Feeling.
對不起 I'm sorry.
真的 I really am.
我很容易看清你是誰 It's so easy for me to see who you are.
但如果我不這樣做 我是誰 But if I don't do this, who am I?
我是說 真的 我是誰 I mean, really. Who am I?
你是保羅·薩法耐克 You Paul Safranek.
你 好人 You good man.
看 有蝴蝶 Look, there's butterflies!
看 陳玉蘭 蝴蝶 Look, Ngoc Lan! Butterflies!
孔幫 Kon booyem! Kon booyem!
我想 到頭了 I guess this is it.
康拉德 Konrad.
很高興認識你 Very nice to have met you.
榮幸是我的 Pleasure was mine.
祝你好運 保羅 Good luck in there, Paul.
照顧好自己 Take care of yourself.
我會的 I will.
你也是 You too.
我會想念我搞笑的鄰居 I will miss my funny neighbor.
你的聖經 Your bible.
但這是越南語 But it's in Vietnamese.
語言不重要 Words not matter.
記住我 Remember me.
你現在就走 You go away now.
對不起 Excuse me.
嗨 Hi, uh...
是只有我 還是都在上坡 Is it just me or are we walking uphill?
是的 防止洪水氾濫 Yes. Prevents flooding.
通德 - 嗨 保羅 Tunde. -Oh, hi. Paul.
只是幾個小時的攀登 It's just a few hours climb
在我們開始下落到金庫之前 before we begin the descent to the vault.
那整個路程有多長 Well, how long is the whole walk?
十一小時什麼 Eleven hours. Something like that.
下麵見 保持水分 See you down there. Stay hydrated.
等等 Wait!
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
等等 我的包 - 別管它了 Wait, my bag. -Leave it.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
我告訴過你 這傢伙什麼都搞不好 I told you nothing ever works out for this guy.
把我的包拿出來 - 會爆炸的 快跑 Get my bag out! -It's going to blow! Run!
保羅 Paul!
陳玉蘭 Ngoc Lan!
我考慮了你說的 I was thinking about what you were saying.
我意識到你是對的 And I realized you were right.
我是保羅·薩法耐克 I am Paul Safranek.
你問我的 And what you were asking...
是愛的艸 It was a love fuck.
想想 And to think...
總有一天 one day all of this...
現在也許你明白一點了 Now maybe you understand little bit
當時我從電視盒裡出來的感覺 how I feel after survive TV box.
當你知道死亡即將來臨 When you know death come soon,
你能更近距離看周圍 you look around things more close.
等一下 我馬上回來 Wait here, I'll be right back.
我也想去 我要見羅莎新寶寶 I want go too. I want see Rosa new baby.
不 明天見孩子 現在傾盆大雨 No, see the baby tomorrow, it's pouring.
快 Hurry.
別忘了 我們還要去見菲律賓人 Don't forget we still need go see Filipine man,
照顧他的手臂 take care for his arm!
我知道 別再糾纏了 好嗎 I know. Stop obsessing, will you?
你好 卡德納斯先生 Hola, Señor Cardenas.
你好 保羅 - 你餓了嗎 Oh, Hola, Paul. -Are you hungry?
餓死了 你今天給我帶了什麼 A lot. What did you bring me today?
啊 我想是雞肉 Ah, I think it's chicken.
是的 雞肉 Yes, chicken.
謝謝你 保羅 Thank you, Paul.
好的 不客氣 Okay, you're welcome.
明天見 See you tomorrow.