把牛奶钱交出来，韦弗。 Hand over the milk money, Weaver.
我做不到，德里克。 I can't do that, Derek.
我不确定你会把钱花在买牛奶上。 I'm not sure you'll spend it on milk.
那是我，米奇·韦弗。 That's me, Mitch Weaver.
那是山姆，我一生最好的朋友。 That's Sam, my lifelong best friend.
我从小到大都没有爸爸，所以萨姆的爸爸老爹帮了我一点忙。 I never had a dad growing up, so Sam's dad Pops filled in a little.
他是个拳击手，真正的硬汉。 He was a boxer, real tough guy.
生活中要记住一件事，无论你去哪里或做什么你都不要听任何人的废话。 One thing to remember in life, no matter where you go or what you do... don't take no crap from nobody.
我一直都不喜欢他，但他说得没错。 I never liked the guy, but he was right about not taking crap.
哇!我爸爸确实很棒。 Wow! My dad sure is great.
你知道他把枪藏哪了吗? Hey, do you know where he hides his guns?
别担心。 Don't worry.
我们把枪放在恶霸的桌子上，好让他惹上麻烦。 We planted the guns in the bully's desk so he'd get in trouble.
这不是我! It wasn't me!
让我走!他们不是我的! Let me go! They weren't mine!
我们总是做这种事，报复那些惹我们的人。 We always did stuff like that, get back at people who messed with us.
以前有个交警经常抓孩子们的屁股。 There was this crossing guard used to grab all the kids' asses.
那时候人们还没有注意到这类事情。 Back then people weren't on the lookout for that kind of thing.
要抓住那样的人，唯一的办法就是当场抓住他。 The only way to nail a guy like that was to catch him red-handed.
这就是强力胶的由来。 That's where Super Glue came in.
看,每个人!交警在那边抓8岁小孩的屁股! Look, everybody! Crossing guard's grabbing 8-year-old's ass over here!
我们真的报复了这个我们不喜欢的脾气暴躁的临时保姆。 We really got back at this ornery baby-sitter we didn't like.
这么多年过去了，这张照片还是让我欲火焚身。 After all these years, this picture still makes me horny.
我的意思是,渴望的!这让我渴望。 I mean, wistful! It makes me wistful.
16岁时，发生了我一生中最悲伤的事。 When I was 16, the saddest event of my life occurred.
我的妈妈去世了。 My mom died.
每个人都尽力安慰我，尤其是珍妮阿姨。 Everyone did their best to console me, particularly Aunt Jenny.
这并不容易，因为我不习惯表达我的……你叫他们什么?情绪吗? It wasn't easy, because I'm not comfortable expressing my... What do you call them? Emotions?
不管怎样，我学会了用其他方式表达自己。 Anyways, I learned to express myself in other ways.
我开始给自己做笔记。 I started making little notes to myself.
注意自我。 Note to self.
记住，珍妮阿姨是你的阿姨。 Remember, Aunt Jenny is your aunt.
我们还得对付这个角色。 Then there was this character we had to deal with.
她以为她只是个交警就有权利给每个人开违章停车罚单。 She thought just because she was a meter maid... that she had the right to go around giving everybody parking tickets.
爆米花就派上用场了。 That's where the popcorn came in handy.
高中的时候，我还没听过任何人的废话，不管是人还是野兽。 In high school, I still didn't take crap from anyone, man or beast.
这只杜宾犬总是追着我们跑。 This Doberman would always chase us.
所以我们借了我表兄的那条德国大牧羊犬，碰巧他也是同性恋。 So we borrowed my cousin's huge German shepherd... who also happens to be gay.
教会了杜宾一些谦卑。 Taught that Doberman some humility.
天啊，那些日子。 Boy, those were the days.
但是，后来发生了一些事情。我长大。 But then, something happened. I grew up.
三分钟后，海菲尔德大道132号。 Okay, 132 Highfield Avenue in three minutes.
我能做到。我能做到。 I can make it. I can make it.
不! No!
你好,在那里。三十分钟或免费，对吗? Hi, there. Thirty minutes or free, right?
你花了32分钟。 And you took 32 minutes.
那么近，又那么远。 So close and yet so far.
给我休息。免费的披萨从我的工资里扣除。 Gimme a break. That free pizza comes out of my paycheck.
这似乎不公平，不是吗? That doesn't seem fair, does it?
然后那人说:“如果你想要这个披萨的钱，你就告诉奥尔多和其他那些汗流浃背的意大利水果，让他们下来，自己从我这里买。” Then the guy says, "If you want the money for this pizza... you tell Aldo and the rest of those sweaty Italian fruits... to come down and get it from me themselves."
同时，他开始说墨索里尼的坏话。 Also, he started saying nasty things about that Mussolini character.
叫。我知道你没按时到。 The guy called. I know you didn't make it on time.
其他披萨店都没有30分钟的规定了。 None of the other pizza places have the 30-minute thing anymore.
我们不能放弃吗? Can't we drop it?
你觉得我们应该放弃30分钟的保证吗? You think we should drop the 30-minute guarantee?
你觉得奥尔多应该和其他人一样吗? You think Aldo's should be just like all the others?
米奇·韦弗，你不适合穿这件衬衫。 Mitch Weaver, you're not fit to wear this shirt.
那是我的加拿大球衣。 That's my Canadians jersey.
你有10-1/2宽的吗? You have anything in a 10-1/2 wide?
托尼-安，你在干什么? Toni-Ann, what are you doing?
我受够了。奥尔多叫叔叔。他告诉我他炒了你。 I've had it. Uncle Aldo called. He told me he fired you.
这是你三个月来的第14份工作!我再也受不了了! That's your 14th job in the past three months! I can't take it anymore!
亲爱的，我知道你很难过。 Honey, I understand you're upset.
也许我们做爱之后你会感觉好点。 Maybe you'll feel better after we have some dirty sex.
忘记它!我不想再和你浪费生命了。 Forget it! I'm through wasting my life with you.
再见! Good-bye!
-那我的其他东西呢?——你的东西? - What about the rest of my stuff? - Your stuff?
没有“你的东西”。 There is no "your stuff."
我已经付了这间公寓的所有费用。 I have paid for everything in this apartment.
等一下。那不是真的。 Wait a minute. That's not true.
爆米花机是我买的。 I paid for the popcorn machine.
怎么了,水果吗? What's up, fruity?
嘿,ass-bite。 Hey, ass-bite.
从这台爆米花机的样子看，我猜她永远把你赶出去了? By the looks of this popcorn machine, I guess she tossed you out for good?
是的。 Yep.
在那里超过了你的车。 Passed your car back there.
-公寓很脏，但我能修好。——谢谢,山姆。 - It's a nasty flat, but I can fix it. - Thanks, Sam.
我在想。我能在你和你爸爸家住一段时间吗? I was wondering. Could I crash with you and your dad for a while?
不。我要把我最好的朋友赶走，让他睡在车里。来吧。 No. I'm gonna turn away my best friend so he's gotta sleep in his car. Come on.
嘿，那是我的衬衫。 Hey, that's my shirt.
你穿着我的衬衫。 You're wearing my shirt.
给你。 Here you go.
不，没关系。 No, that's all right.
我在和一个跟你不一样的人说话。 I was talking to somebody else that's different than you.
二,三,。 Two, three, up.
把膝盖伸直。 Press those knees straight.
一次又一次。拿下来。 And again. Take it down.
二，三，把它举起来。 Two, three... and lift it up.
-老爷子，你好吗?-很好，儿子。 - Pops, how you doin'? - Pretty good, son.
但如果你给我带个妓女，情况会好很多。 But it'd be goin' a lot better if you brought me a whore.
我以为你不能……我不但是…我订阅了这份杂志，希望能给我一些建议。 I thought you couldn't... I can't but... I subscribe to this magazine to give me a few ideas.
也有一篇关于家庭立体声设备的文章。那是你的。 There's an article about home stereo equipment, too. That's for you.
太好了。 That's great.
-我马上回来，好吗?-是的。 - I'll be right back, all right? - Yeah.
帮我个忙。 Do me a favor.
你能和他待一会儿吗? Could you stay with him for a while?
有什么事吗? What's the matter?
你知道我对你父亲的感觉。我和他在一起很不自在。 You know how I feel about your father. I'm uncomfortable around him.
他有点……我不知道。 He's kind of... I don't know.
令人毛骨悚然的,你知道吗? Creepy, you know?
说实话，他吓死我了。 He creeps the hell out of me, to tell you the truth.
他喜欢你。 He likes you.
我得打电话找人借个千斤顶。 I gotta call somebody to borrow a jack.
跟他待一会儿。 Stay with him for a while.
好吧。 All right.
感觉还好吧，麦肯纳先生? Feelin' okay, Mr. McKenna?
别为我担心。 Don't worry about me.
我只是想谢谢你花点时间陪我。 I just want to thank you for spending a little time with me.
-没问题。-是的,是的。 - Well, no problem. - Yeah, yeah.
-我还想说我很抱歉。-抱歉什么? - I also want to say I'm sorry. - Sorry for what?
因为你是个令人毛骨悚然的老头。 For being a creepy old man.
我道歉，你这个混蛋! I apologize, you rotten bastard!
-你这么说我?——弹出!弹出!放开! - You say those things about me? - Pops! Pops! Let go!
滚出去，山姆!我要杀了这个混蛋! Get out of here, Sam! I'll kill this bastard!
我还能听见，不管我看起来有多可怕。 I can still hear, no matter how creepy I look.
——这是米奇!放手。-好吧，带他去 - It's Mitch! Let go. - All right, take him.
一切都分崩离析。 Everything's falling apart.
还记得我们年轻的时候吗? Remember how things were when we were young?
是的，非常棒。 Yeah, it was great.
是的,它是。 Yeah, it was.
我那时对自己感觉很好。 I felt good about myself back then.
如果有人惹我，没问题。我没有听任何人的废话。 If somebody messed with me, no problem. I didn't take crap from anybody.
现在我30多岁了，连工作都搞不定。我跟我不喜欢的女人约会。 Now I'm in my 30s, I can't hold a job. I go out with women I don't even like.
最糟糕的是，我听每个人的废话。 Worst of all, I take crap from absolutely everybody.
事情可能会更糟。 Things could be worse.
我的鼻子都可能被西贡的妓女咬掉。 I could've got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore.
你这个混蛋! You bastard!
我跟你开玩笑的，吉米。我看到你在下面。 I'm just messin' with you, Jimmy. I saw you down there.
我请吉米喝啤酒。 Get Jimmy a beer on me.
好吧。没关系。 Okay. It's okay.
哇，看看她。 Wow, look at her.
是的。她归你了，伙计。去得到她。 Yeah. She's all yours, buddy. Go get her.
嗨。怎么了什么”?我是山姆。麦凯纳。 Hi. How ya doin'? I'm Sam McKenna.
我和爸爸住在一起。 I live with my dad.
看来特拉维斯·科尔再次拯救了这座城市，他拿出了必要的资金来拯救切尔西歌剧院。 It appears Travis Cole has bailed out the city once again... coming up with the necessary funding to save the Chelsea Opera House.
处在我这种地位的人怎么能不站出来履行他的公民义务呢? How could a man in my position not step in and do his civic duty?
那座歌剧院是这个城市遗产的一部分。 That opera house is part of this city's heritage.
见鬼，是的，我会让它继续运转下去。 Heck, yes, I'm gonna keep it up and running.
我爱这座城市，我们都知道…我喜欢歌剧。 I love this city, and as we all know... I love opera.
充满勇气的? Right, Spunky?
像特拉维斯·科尔这样的人生活很美好。 A guy like Travis Cole has a great life.
为什么?就因为他有钱? Why? Just because he's rich?
不。因为他不听任何人的废话。 No. Because he doesn't take crap from anybody.
这个世界上有两种人:被别人踩的人和踩别人的人。 There are two kinds of people in this world: those who get stomped on... and those who do the stomping.
你是怎么想到这个理论的? Where'd you come up with that theory?
是那个名人说的。他叫什么名字? That famous guy said it. What's his name?
是的。耶稣。 Yeah. Jesus.
嗨。我是米奇。 Hi. I'm Mitch.
你好,米奇。 Hello, Mitch.
也许过会儿你会来我家。 Maybe later you'll drop by the house.
你知道的，看看热水浴缸。 You know, check out the hot tub.
-嘿，伙计，走开!-你为什么不走呢? - Hey, pal, beat it! - Why don't you beat it?
这位女士显然对你没兴趣，混蛋!所以迷路了! The lady obviously isn't interested in you, jerk-off! So get lost!
也许我们应该让这位女士决定。 Maybe we should let the lady decide.
-我觉得你应该和他们决一雌雄。- - -好主意。 - I think you should fight it out. - Good idea.
——好主意!——这主意真棒! - Great idea! - Brilliant idea!
-我喜欢这个主意。-泰瑞，杰克，迈克，里克。 - I love the idea. - Terry, Jack, Mike, Rick.
不。我愚蠢的朋友需要我。我要走了。 No. My dumb friend needs me. I gotta go.
米奇，看来我们要吵架了。 Well, Mitch, looks like we've got ourselves a fight.
太好了。它是具有攻击性。我能站在他们这边吗? Great. It's fightin' time. Can I be on their side?
看来要打一架了。你在玩什么好东西吗? Looks like there's gonna be a brawl. You playin' something good?
地狱,是啊!滚石乐队的“街头斗士”。 Hell, yeah! Rolling Stones' "Street Fighting Man."
七国集团! G-7!
你刚刚击中了G-8。 You just hit G-8.
把它! Bring it on!
你怎么会有台球杆? How come you get a pool cue?
来吧。你正好掉进了我的陷阱。 Come on. You fell right into my trap.
萨米,咬!咬他们的鼻子! Sammy, bite 'em! Bite 'em in the nose!
注意自我。学会斗争。 Note to self. Learn to fight.
我想过去把他们的头都扯下来，一个一个。 I wanna go over there and rip their heads off, every one of them.
这可能会起作用，因为他们打我们打得太累了。 That would probably work, since they're so tired from beating us mercilessly.
但既然我们租了警察制服，就按我说的做，好吗? But since we rented the cop uniforms, let's try it my way, all right?
-嘿，伙计，怎么了?-尼尔，是你吗? - Hey, dude, what's up? - Neil, is that you?
是的，是我，尼尔。 Yeah, it's me, Neil.
这是杰森。我们刚打败这些人回来。把他们搞砸了! It's Jason. We just got back from beating these guys. Messed 'em up good!
这家伙一直躺在那里，哭得像个小女孩。 The whole time, this guy's lying there, crying like a little girl.
-等等，我去叫特里。-别去找特里我的意思是……我打电话的原因是。 - Wait, I'll get Terry. - Don't get Terry. I mean... The reason I'm calling is this.
有一些人在兄弟会里假装是警察。 There's these guys going around to frat houses pretending to be cops.
但他们不是真正的警察。他们是假警察。 But they're not real cops. They're fake cops.
他们刚从德尔塔·普赛家抢了一堆东西。 They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the Delta Psi house.
所以别被骗了，好吗? So don't be fooled, okay?
确定的事情。谢谢你打来电话。 Sure thing. Thanks for calling.
好的，没问题，伙计。 Okay, no problem, dude.
现在你回去做些同性恋的事，好吗? Now you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right?
你好,真正的警察吗?是的，我要登记投诉。 Hello, real cops? Yes, I'd like to register a complaint.
我们收到了关于噪音的投诉。 We got a complaint about the noise.
随你怎么说，警官。 Whatever you say, Officer.
官下来!我们需要备份! Officer down! We need backup!
-好吧，我们会照顾好这两个的。-没问题。 - Okay, we'll take care of these two. - You got it.
兄弟姐妹们，还记得我们吗? Hey, frat sisters, remember us?
我就买这件了。 I'll take this one.
-我要下一个。-好吧，伙计。 - I'll take the next one. - All right, man.
今晚报复那些人的感觉真好。 That felt great, man, getting back at those guys tonight.
我得承认，你做得很好。 I've got to admit, that was brilliant, what you did.
你是复仇之王。 You are the king of revenge.
安静下来!我只是想看看这些女人能不能成功。 Pipe down! I'm trying to watch these broads work out.
-你还要啤酒吗?-是的。 - You want another beer? - Yeah.
米奇，你想过来一下吗? Mitch, you wanna come over here?
我不会再上当了。 I'm not falling for that one again.
-我想我心脏病发作了。-没用的。 - I think I'm having a heart attack. - Not gonna work.
弹出!你对吧? Pops! You all right?
我要让他睡了。 I'm gonna let him sleep.
我去找医生，你能陪着他吗? Could you stay with him while I find the doctor?
-是的,当然。——谢谢。 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks.
我很高兴你来了。 I'm glad you came.
嗨,麦肯纳先生。我去叫山姆。 Hey, Mr. McKenna. I'll go get Sam.
不,等一等。有些事我想告诉你。 No, hold on. There's something I want to tell you.
我去找山姆。 I'm gonna find Sam.
米奇，给我坐下! Mitch, sit your ass down!
身体上害怕一个刚刚得了冠状动脉疾病的百岁老人是很尴尬的所以我们能快点吗? It's embarrassing being physically afraid of a hundred-year-old man... who just had a coronary... so could we hurry this up?
我不太好。 I'm not doin' too well.
知道了这一点，我想我最好现在就告诉你。 So knowing that, I think I better tell you this now.
-告诉我什么?-我是你父亲。 - Tell me what? - I'm your father.
你一定是神志不清了，因为你不是我父亲。 You must be delirious, because you're not my father.
我不知道我父亲是谁，但肯定不是你。 I don't know who my father is, but it's not you.
在这里,米奇。 Here, Mitch.
看看挂坠盒里的照片。 Look at the picture in this locket.
神圣的主啊! Holy Lord!
那是你和我妈做爱的照片! That's a picture of you and my mom having sex!
上帝!你为什么要给我看? God! Why would you show me that?
对不起,儿子。 I'm sorry, son.
我想你不会相信我的除非我给你看那张照片。 I figured you'd never believe me unless I showed you that picture.
我像朋友一样爱你母亲，但那不是真爱。我们都知道。 I loved your mother as a friend, but it wasn't true love. We both knew that.
而且，那时候他们还没有这些花哨的避孕方法。 Besides, back then they didn't have these fancy birth control methods.
牵引”。 Like pullin' out.
上帝! God!
先别说脏话了，好吗? Stop sayin' dirty stuff for a second, would you?
萨姆知道这件事吗? Does Sam know about this?
不。我也不想让你告诉他。 No. And I don't want you to tell him.
为什么不呢? Why not?
我不想让他觉得他这辈子都被骗了。 I don't want him to feel he's been lied to his entire life.
内心深处，他非常敏感。 Down deep he's very sensitive.
答应我你不会告诉他。 Promise me you won't tell him.
我不能答应你。 I can't promise you.
萨姆有权知道。 Sam's got a right to know.
我要告诉他。 I'm gonna tell him.
你好。我一点儿博士。 Hello. I'm Dr. Farthing.
你是麦肯纳先生的儿子吗? Are you Mr. McKenna's son?
我得和萨姆谈谈。 I gotta talk to Sam.
米奇，别告诉他!别告诉他! Mitch, don't tell him! Don't you tell him!
现在，让我问你。 Now, let me ask you.
你是个赌徒吗? Are you a betting man?
我不知道。确定。 I don't know. Sure.
如果有人赌你父亲会死…我愿意把我的一切赌在死亡上。 If someone were taking bets on your father's bout with death... I'd bet everything I own on death.
这是一个很好的赌注。他很可能会死。 It's a good bet. The odds are he'll probably die.
你就不能让他有所准备吗? Couldn't you have prepared him for that?
嗯…就像我刚才做的赌博类比一样。 Well... kind of thought I did with that betting analogy.
我爸爸怎么了? What is wrong with my dad?
你的爸爸? Your dad?
简单地说，你爸爸需要心脏移植。 In a nut shell, your dad needs a heart transplant.
因为他的年龄，他在捐献者名单上的优先级很低。 Because of his age, he's low priority on the donor's list.
你父亲是著名的运动员还是摇滚明星? Was your father a famous athlete or rock star?
不。他是个拳击手，但他不出名。 No. He was a boxer, but he wasn't famous.
对不起，那里没有心脏。 Sorry, no heart there.
但是,以600美元的价格…我可以卖给你一张可调节的病床。 But, for $600... I could sell you a fully-adjustable hospital bed.
你疯了吗?我不需要床。 Are you crazy? I don't need a bed.
你在耍强硬手段，是吗?好,550美元。 Playing hardball, are you? Okay, $550.
我没必要坐在这里听这些! I don't have to sit here and listen to this!
不,等等。 No, wait.
我真不敢相信会发生这种事。 I can't believe this is happening.
等待。你会在哪里?你朋友的离开……回来这里。我可以帮助他。 Wait. Where're you goin'? Your friend's leaving... Come back here. I can help him.
请回来，坐下。 Please, come back, sit down.
我很抱歉。我是个赌博成瘾的人。 I'm sorry. I'm a compulsive gambler.
我知道这件事只能怪我自己。 Now, I know there's nobody to blame for this but myself.
我不知道。也许是布法罗比尔队，或者是波士顿红袜队，或者是布朗先生。“T”……或飞机。 I don't know. Maybe the Buffalo Bills, or the Boston Red Sox or Mr. "T"... or the Jets.
先生。“T”?你是说你在《洛奇3》里赌了拳击赛，还赌洛奇输了? Mr. "T"? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight... in Rocky III, and you bet against Rocky?
事后诸葛亮，我的朋友。 Hindsight is 20/20, my friend.
重点是，我有麻烦了。 The point is, I'm in trouble.
大麻烦了。这对麦肯纳先生的父亲可能有好处。 Deep trouble. Which could be good for Mr. McKenna's father.
我有个办法能让他的名字排在名单的前面，得到他的心。 There is a way I can get his name bumped to the top of the list to get his heart.
如何? How?
如果你付我5万美元。 If you pay me $50,000.
-你是说5万美元?——没有。 - Did you say $50,000? - No.
我低声说50000美元。我两周后就要。 I whispered $50,000. I need it in two weeks.
这很糟糕，但我几乎把所有的钱都给了这些赌徒。 This is awful, but I've given these bookies practically everything I have.
我小的时候，我妈妈曾经告诉我，我们在天空中看到的光来自于数百万年前燃烧殆尽的星星。 When I was young, my mom used to tell me that the lights we see in the sky... are from stars that burned out millions of years ago.
就像生活。 It's like life.
有些事情可以是你一生中的一种思考方式，但实际上却完全不同。 Something can be one way you think all your life... and in reality it's completely different.
是的。 Yeah.
我要杀了你，混蛋! I'm gonna kill you, asshole!
萨姆，你是在向大楼那边发火吗? Sam, are you pissing off the side of the building?
排序的。 Sort of.
我都快被老爹逼疯了。他会死的! You know, I'm going crazy here over Pops. He's gonna die!
他不会死的。你要拿到钱，给他买颗心脏。 He's not gonna die. You're gonna get the money and get him a heart.
两周就赚5万?来吧! $50,000 in two weeks? Come on!
我姐姐卡萝尔说她会送两千块。我到哪里去弄剩下的呢? My sister Carol said she'd send two grand. Where will I get the rest?
-你不试试吗?-我当然要试试! - Are you gonna not try? - Of course I'm gonna try!
如果我找到一份工作呢? What if I got a job?
也许我可以分期偿还。 Maybe I could pay this guy off in installments.
是的。现在你说的。我会一直帮助你的。 Yes. Now you're talkin'. I'll help you every step of the way.
谢谢你,朋友。 Thanks, buddy.
你这个小混蛋! You little bastards!
刚才尿得可真够惨的。 That was a hell of a piss.
看看“招聘”部分。 Look at the "help wanted" section.
我正在看“买卖”广告。也许我们可以卖点什么。 I'm looking at the "buy and sell" ads. Maybe we can sell something.
-找份工作就行。-好吧，好吧! - Just look for a job. - All right, all right!
电影就要开始了。 Movie line comin' up.
看起来怎么样，宝贝? How's that lookin', baby?
他应该继续开下去。 He was supposed to keep drivin'.
首先，最下面的楼梯是圆形的。 To start with, the bottom stair is a roundover.
它给纽维尔邮报打了个180度大转弯。 It does a 180 into the newel post.
栏杆有一个90度的地役权，死在纽维尔柱。 The bannister has a 90 degree easement and dies into the newel post.
九十度。 Ninety degrees.
-那可成问题了-有什么问题? - That's gonna be a problem. - What's the problem?
我们在简历上撒了谎。我们对建筑一无所知。 We lied on our resumes. We know nothing about construction.
午餐是什么时候? When is lunch?
你被炒了。 You're fired.
混蛋，你确定这是个好主意吗? Ass-bite, you sure this is a good idea?
地狱,是的。吃布朗尼要50块。 Hell, yeah. It's 50 bucks for eatin' brownies.
它们是安全的，但可能会有一些副作用……包括轻度瘙痒、恶心、发冷、幻觉和皮疹。 They are safe, but there is a chance of some side effects... including mild itching, nausea, chills, hallucinations and rashes.
这些都是好吗?他们不是好吗? These are good? Aren't they good?
我觉得有点痒。 I think I feel a slight itch.
不,也许不是。 No, maybe not.
可能是我的想象。 Could be my imagination.
我们把猪吃了，然后一起烧。 We eat the pig and then together we burn.
-你在说什么撒旦?-跟我来。 - What you talkin' about, Satan? - Come with me.
你应该和我在一起。 You belong with me.
燃烧! Burn!
让那工作见鬼去吧。谁想痒呢? The hell with that job. Who wants to be itchy anyway?
好吧。每个人都排队。 All right. Everybody line up.
不要假人。排队就行了。 Don't be dummies. Just get in line.
这很好。 That's fine.
先生们，国家办公室的成员今晚要来这里进行他们对这个剧院的年度检查。 Gentlemen, members of the national office are coming here tonight... for their annual inspection of this theater.
现在，我要向你们解释一下我的管理风格，这是为了新员工的利益。 Right now, I'm going to explain to you my managing style... for the benefit of the new guys.
你来了，胖子。 So there you are, tubby.
你今天看起来就像一桶猪油。 You look like a bucket of lard on a bad day.
你宝宝的大猩猩。 You baby gorilla.
你为什么不去动物园工作，别再打扰别人了? Why don't you work the zoo and stop bothering people?
昨天接到巴斯金·罗宾斯的电话。 Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins.
他们说只剩下五种口味了。 They said that they're down to only five flavors.
我跟你说话的时候你在肿。 You're swelling up as I talk to you.
看看你。这是如何?它是如何在干什么? Look at you. How's this? How's it doin'?
你好,冰淇淋。跑得开心吗? Hello, ice cream. Having a good time running around?
你笑是因为我叫你朋友肥猪吗?认为这是有趣的吗? Are you laughing 'cause I called your friend a fat pig? Think that's funny?
你刚才跟他肚子说话的时候我还在笑呢。 I was laughing earlier when you were talking to his belly.
你为什么不养匹马，住在山里呢?别去打扰任何人。 Why don't you get a horse and live in the mountains? Don't bother anybody.
你的个性就像只死飞蛾。 You've got a personality like a dead moth.
好了，游戏结束了。 Okay, the fun's over.
今晚谁要是搞砸了我就死定了。 Anybody messes this thing up for me tonight is through.
你不仅被炒了，你的人生也完了。 Not only are you fired, your life is over.
我会确保你再也不能工作，最后在科威特把票撕掉。 I'll see to it you never work again, and wind up tearing tickets off in Kuwait.
每个人的吸砂。 Everybody's sucking sand.
没人会搞砸，明白吗? Nobody messes up, understand me?
别搞砸了! Don't mess up!
那家伙会成为我们的老板? That guy's gonna be our boss?
做了那样的演讲，他怎么能指望我们不耍他呢? After a speech like that, how does he expect us not to screw him over?
我们每个人在为汉密尔顿工作的第一天都说过同样的话只是没人做事。 Every one of us said the same thing our first day working for Hamilton... only nobody does anything.
相信我，这不仅仅是说说而已。没人能这样欺负我。 Trust me, this isn't just talk. Nobody screws me over like that.
——我,无论是。-我帮不了你。我需要这份工作。 - Me, neither. - I can't help you. I need this job.
但如果你真耍汉米尔顿，我给你十块钱。 But if you really screw over Hamilton, I'll give you ten bucks.
给我减20美元。 Mark me down for $20.
威瑟斯彭先生。 Mr. Witherspoon.
类操作,汉密尔顿。好工作。 Class operation, Hamilton. Good job.
谢谢你！我给你拿些点心来。 Thank you. Let me get you some refreshments.
好了，都准备好了。 Okay, we're all set.
一个,两个,三个。看了! One, two, three. Look away!
看,一个外星人。 Look, an alien.
是啊，我们最好做爱。 Yeah, we better have sex with each other.
注意自我。山姆只是看着屏幕。 Note to self. Sam just looked at the screen.
不,我没有。我只是想确认一下录像…-这个外星人看起来很帅。——正确的。我们最好和他上床。 No, I didn't. I was just making sure the reel had... - This alien looks like a hot guy. - Right. We better have sex with him.
给我。花的时间够长了，笨蛋。 Gimme that. It took long enough, you dummy.
汉密尔顿,你通过。 Hamilton, you're through.
这是惊人的。你应该以此为生。 That was amazing. You should do that stuff for a living.
山姆，今晚我们做了一件对我们来说很自然的事，赚了一大笔钱。 Sam, tonight... we made a wad of cash for doing something that comes natural to us.
报复。 Revenge.
我们应该开展“雇佣报复”业务。 We should open a "revenge for hire" business.
我从没听说过“雇佣报复”的生意。 I've never heard of a "revenge for hire" business.
完全正确。我们会是第一个。 Exactly. We'd be the first.
每一个天才的商业想法，都有第一个。 With every genius business idea, there's got to be a first.
就像第一个想到送披萨到别人家的人。 Like the guy who first thought of delivering pizza to people's houses.
或者是发明可卡因的人。 Or the guy who invented crack.
谁会雇用我们? Who's gonna hire us?
我有一种感觉，人们会付给我们一大笔钱让我们干他们的勾当。 I have a feeling people are going to pay us a lot of money... to do their dirty work.
好吧，让我们把事情弄清楚。 Okay, let's get a few things straight here.
只要房租按时交，你不破坏这里，我们就没事。 As long as the rent's on time, you don't wreck the place, we're okay.
不然我就揍你肚子。 If not... I punch you in the stomach.
如果这事发生了，那是萨姆的事。 If that ever comes up, that Sam's department.
是的，那是我的部门。 Yeah, that's my department.
好。 Good.
祝你好运。 Good luck to you.
谢谢。 Thanks.
米尔德里德! Mildred!
等待了。 Wait up.
——嗨,富有。——嗨,米尔德里德。 - Hi, Rich. - Hi, Mildred.
我猜你忘了我的名字。不是米尔德丽德，是凯西。 I guess you forgot my name. It's not Mildred, it's Kathy.
不，我没忘。你没告诉我，所以我就猜。 No, I didn't forget. You never told me, so I just guessed.
这是一种新颖的方法。 That's a novel approach.
跟兄弟会的人打得怎么样了? So, how'd the fight with those fraternity guys turn out?
我们把他们打得屁滚尿流! We kicked their ass!
我打了一个人，踢了另一个人。 I was punching one guy and kicking this other guy.
我把一个人从玻璃窗里扔了出去。 I threw one dude right through a plate glass window.
——真的吗?-有点，除了完全相反。 - Really? - Sort of, except the exact opposite.
你不觉得让成年人去打仗很傻吗? Don't you think it's silly for grown men to fight?
你看过电影《跆拳道选手》吗?他们都是成年人了。 Did you see the movie Kickboxer? They're all grown men.
我们现在去你的公寓吗? Are we going to your apartment now?
我要回去工作了。 I'm going back to work.
-你在哪里工作?——在这里。 - Where do you work? - Right there.
菲利普斯汽车!你是一个肮脏的汽车推销员吗? Phillips Motors! Are you a dirty car salesman?
——没有。我是个肮脏的会计。——嘿,凯西! - No. I'm a dirty accountant. - Hey, Kathy!
休息结束了,宝贝。给我滚进来!现在! Break's over, sweetheart. Get your ass in here! Now!
-那家伙是谁?-老板安东·菲利普斯 - Who's that dude? - Anton Phillips, the owner.
-他总是这样跟你说话吗?——好吧,是的。 - Does he always talk to you like that? - Well, yeah.
但是他明天要做一个电视直播广告，所以他的表现比平时差。 But he's doing a live TV commercial tomorrow, so he's worse than usual.
总之，很高兴再次见到你，米奇。 Anyway, it was nice seeing you again, Mitch.
电视直播广告？ Live TV commercial?
好了，安静点，妓女们。 Okay, settle down, prostitutes.
你们每个人能拿到20美元，而且不需要做爱。 Understand that you each get $20, and this requires no sex.
不管这个角色告诉你什么，都不能做爱。 No sex at all... regardless of what this character tells you.
-你怎么了?-怎么了? - What's the matter with you? - What's the matter?
我姐姐给老爷子寄的钱大部分都花在这办公室了。 We spend most of the money my sister sent for Pops on this office.
现在我们浪费掉剩下的时间，好让你给别的女孩留下好印象? And now we're wasting the rest of it so you can impress some girl?
不。这不是为了她。 No. This isn't for her.
这样我们就能在电视直播中得到一个"肮脏工作"的免费广告了。 This is so we can get a free commercial for Dirty Work on live television.
倒数，五，四，三，二。 And in five, four, three, two.
你好,每个人。我安东菲利普斯……菲利普斯汽车公司的总裁。 Hello, everyone. I'm Anton Phillips... President of Phillips Motors.
稍后我们将回到11频道的电影日场，但我现在为你们现场展示一些很棒的豪华汽车。 We'll return in a moment to the Channel 11 Movie Matinee... but I'm here with you live to show you some great luxury automobiles.
比如这辆一年的卡迪拉克·德维尔，定价3.6万美元。 Like this one-year-old Cadillac Deville... priced right at $36,000.
满载:标准V-8发动机。 Fully loaded: V-8 engine, standard.
防震CD播放器，标准。 Shock-resistant CD player, standard.
-后备箱看起来有点小。-这是直播! - The trunk looks kinda small. - This is live!
我正在直播，特兰克没事。 I'm on live T... Trunk's fine.
如你所见，朋友们，这可不小。 As you can see, friends, it's not small.
这是一个大箱子。我在这里给你们看。 It's a big trunk. I'll show you right here.
后备箱里有个死妓女! You got a dead hooker in the trunk!
不!这不可能。 No! It can't be.
——这是。是一个死妓女。-那不是死妓女! - It was. It was a dead hooker. - It wasn't a dead hooker!
-我一眼就能认出一个死妓女。发生了什么? - I know a dead hooker when I see one. - What's happening?
-快下来。-又死了一个妓女! - Come on down. - Here's another dead hooker!
什么? What?
我的天哪! My goodness!
我这辈子从没见过这么多死妓女。 I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life.
上帝知道我有。 Lord knows I have.
-我记得有一次…-看，电视上有米奇。 - I can remember a time... - Look, there's Mitch on TV.
是的,米奇。 Yeah, there's Mitch.
还有那个把我鼻子咬掉的西贡婊子! And there's the Saigon whore... that bit my nose off!
这些都是好车。这些是豪华汽车。 These are nice cars. These are luxury automobiles.
我有一整个地方。他们满载。 I've got a whole place. They're fully loaded.
里面全是妓女的尸体。 They're loaded with dead hookers.
你开心的事情。不要开枪。 You're seein' things. Don't shoot this.
-这不是广告的一部分。-某个混蛋让你的生活痛苦? - This is not part of the commercial. - Some jerk making your life miserable?
你想要报复?打555-0187，让我们帮你干脏活。 You want revenge? Call 555-0187 and let us do your dirty work.
我们清楚。 And we're clear.
醒醒,荡妇! Wake up, slut!
好,好,好。 Well, well, well.
我们再见面。鼻子的小孩子! We meet again. Nose biter!
该付钱给提琴手了，婊子! Time to pay the fiddler, whore!
这是伟大的。我们走吧。 That was great. Let's get out of here.
护士，请记录一下生命体征。 Nurse, record vital signs, please.
如果那个听诊器像昨天那么冷我就把它塞进你的屁眼里! If that stethoscope is as freezing cold as it was yesterday... I'm gonna shove it right up your ass!
生命体征正常。 Vital signs normal.
嘿,弹出! Hey, Pops!
山姆!米奇!你们两个水果在干什么? Sam! Mitch! What are you two fruits up to?
你真该看看。我们刚刚在电视上做了一件很酷的事应该对我们的复仇事业有帮助。 You should've seen it. We just did this cool thing on TV... that should really help our revenge business.
我们找到了自己的使命。 We found our calling.
回想起来，当我找到自己的使命时，我一定也像你这么大。 Looking back, I must've been your age when I found my calling.
所以你成了拳击手? So you became a boxer?
从那时起，我开始拍摄男性电影。 That's when I started working in stag films.
我去找法辛医生。 I'm gonna find Dr. Farthing.
嘿,看,爸爸。 Hey, look, Pops.
-我有事要告诉你。——什么? - I gotta tell you something. - What?
我已经决定了。我要去告诉萨姆。 I've made up my mind. I'm going to tell Sam.
不信! Or not!
如果你不告诉萨姆，我会很感激的。 I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell Sam.
他可能会反应过激。 He might react badly.
在我死之前，我不想让任何事情破坏我们的关系。 I wouldn't want anything to break up our relationship before I die.
好吧，我不告诉他。 Okay, I won't tell him.
是的。 Yeah.
注意自我。忘了做父亲吧。 Note to self. Forget about fathering children.
——出血吗?-只有当我坐下的时候。 - Any bleeding? - Only when I sit down.
你的胳膊怎么了? What happened to your arm?
我不确定。不是因为睡错了路就是因为赌马的人把我从超速的车里扔了出来。 I'm not sure. It's either from sleeping on it the wrong way... or from bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car.
-你拿到5万了吗?——没有。 - Did you get the 50 grand? - Not yet.
如果我们两周后收到钱，我们能不能分期付款? If we get some money in two weeks, could we pay the rest in installments?
不。嗯，还有九天。 No. Well, there are nine days left.
我建议绑架名人的孩子? Might I suggest kidnapping the child of a celebrity?
我知道老爷子不是你在这个世界上最喜欢的人…所以我很感激你这么努力地帮他 You know, I realize Pops isn't your favorite person in the whole world... so I appreciate how hard you're trying to help him out.
这很好。 That's nice.
我有事要告诉你。 I've gotta tell you something.
你父亲不仅仅是你的父亲。 Your father is not only your father.
他也是…他也是个好人。 He's also... He's also a good man.
你父亲是个好人。 Your father is a good man.
是的。 Yeah.
米奇,你知道… Mitch, you know...
我想……你是我最好的朋友。 I wanted to... You're my best friend, man.
离远点，利伯拉斯。 Keep your distance there, Liberace.
我只是…嘿,凯西!我很高兴见到你。 I was just... Hey, Kathy! I'm glad to see you.
你真以为你在帮我做那个恶心的特技吗? Did you really think you were helping me with that disgusting stunt?
也许你没意识到，但那个恶心的特技是这白痴在说他喜欢你。 Hey, maybe you don't realize it, but that disgusting stunt... was this idiot's way of saying he likes you.
我站在那边。 I'm gonna stand over there.
这家伙活该。 The guy deserved it.
因为你的所作所为，安东不得不卖掉经销店。 Because of what you did, Anton had to sell the dealership.
现在我失业了。这是我应得的吗? Now I'm out of a job. Did I deserve that?
不，但你不该为一个对你不好的人工作。 No, but you shouldn't work for a guy who treats you bad anyway.
这应该由我来做决定，而不是你或你那糟糕的同伴。 That is a decision for me to make, not you or your awful company.
把妓女放在汽车后备箱里? Putting prostitutes in the trunks of cars?
-这太…——太酷了! - That is so... - Cool!
后备箱里死妓女的事是最酷的事了。 The dead hooker in the trunk thing was the coolest thing ever.
哇,米奇,祝贺你。 Wow, Mitch, congratulations.
现在你因为混蛋而出名了。 Now you're famous for being a jerk.
我希望有个女孩能像看你那样看我。 I wish some girl would look at me the way she looks at you.
你在说什么?她讨厌我。 What are you talking about? She hates me.
不，她在生你的气。有一个区别。 No, she's mad at you. There's a difference.
她生你的气是因为她太喜欢你了。 She's mad at you because she likes you so much.
我很矮，不是隐形的。能帮我个忙吗? I'm short, not invisible. Can I get a little help down here?
在这里工作的希瑟是个有虐待倾向的酒鬼。 Heather, who works here, is an abusive drunk.
叫我的名字。打我。典型的侏儒憎恨者。 Calls me names. Hits me. Your classic dwarf hater.
她来了。 Here she comes.
让开，矮个子。 Move over, short stuff.
宝贝，你以前有过留胡子的妞吗? Hey, baby, you ever had a chick with a beard before?
我可不敢说，大胡子妞。 I can't say that I have, bearded broad.
那么，甜心，你还没活过。 Then, sugar, you haven't lived.
注意自我。我不想活了。 Note to self. I don't want to live.
我在我的拖车里，亲爱的。 I'll be in my trailer, honey.
如果你想要，就来拿。 If you want it, come and get it.
这对我也适用吗? Does that go for me, too?
你能帮我吗? So can you help me?
是的，我们可以帮你。 Yeah, we can help you.
没有胡子。 No beard.
我的问题是隔壁那些人。 My problem is with these guys next door.
他们开着保时捷以每小时90英里的速度到处跑 而我的孩子们却在那里放着他们的音乐。 They drive around in their Porsche 90 miles an hour where my kids play... blasting their music.
当我起床去上班的时候，他们还在举办吵闹、疯狂的派对。 They have loud, wild parties still going on when I get up for work.
——听起来很糟糕。——这是让人难以忍受。 - Sounds awful. - It's unbearable.
住在那所房子的隔壁是令人无法忍受的。 It's unbearable to live next door to that house.
那我们就会让你无法忍受住在那房子里。 Then we'll make it unbearable to live in that house.
这个就够了。 This should do it.
米奇，这太残忍了。 Mitch, this is brutal.
我们把这些鱼藏得满屋子都是? We hide these fish all over the house?
它们会臭上好几天。 And they'll stink for days.
好的,我们走吧。 Okay, let's go.
来吧,快。 Come on, quick.
我的飞机一小时后才起飞。 My flight doesn't leave for an hour.
-你这地方真不错。-是的,是的。 - Nice place you've got. - Yeah, yeah.
你想要的吗? You want it?
检查出来。 Check it out.
看起来不错。 Looks good.
是什么问题? What's the problem?
闻起来像鱼。 Smells like fish.
那是什么?某种信号? What was that? Some sort of signal?
那是信号吗?你带了窃听器? Is that a signal? You wearing a wire?
不。这里闻起来真像鱼。 No. It really does smell like fish in here.
你是个该死的警察!就是这样。 You're a damn cop! That's it.
让他们看看我们是怎么对付警察的。 Show these guys what we do to cops.
替我向魔鬼问好。 Say hello to the devil for me.
在你后面! Behind you!
我受到了冲击。杀了他们! I've been hit. Kill them!
杀了他们! Kill them!
让你的枪战像魔鬼一样! Make your gun fight like the devil himself!
下地狱去吧，你们这些混蛋! Burn in hell, you bastards!
甜蜜的耶稣!他有我。 Sweet Jesus! He got me.
马克,在那里。抓住它。我用它来劈柴。 Mark, over there. Grab it. I use it to cut firewood.
他使用什么?你要用电锯杀了我! What's he using? You're killing me with that chain saw!
他拿走了我的链锯，现在又用在我身上。 He took away my chain saw, and now he's using it on me.
我,上帝!那是手榴弹吗? My, God! Is that a hand grenade?
主好! Good Lord!
我们得离开这里。你能来吗? We gotta get out of here. Will you come on?
就是这样!这种噪音必须停止! That's it! This noise has got to stop!
我的上帝。我从没让你这么做过。 My God. I never asked you to do this.
艾德，我们得走了。 Ed, we gotta go.
你能现在付款吗? Could you pay us now?
四百块，六天内我们还需要五万块? Four hundred bucks, and we need $50,000 in six days?
-我们还差得远呢-我知道我们不是 - We're not even close. - I know we're not.
有一个消息。 There's a message.
也许是一份工作。 Maybe it's a job.
嘿,胖子。胖子! Hey, fatso. Fatso!
是我，汉密尔顿，你在电影院的老板。 It's me, Hamilton, your boss from the movie theater.
我看了你做的那个电视广告。 I saw that TV commercial you made.
脂肪,脂肪,脂肪!你出汗的时候，屁股上会掉弹珠。 Fat, fat, fat! When you sweat, marbles come off your ass.
你好。肮脏的工作。 Hello. Dirty Work.
不，我听得很清楚。一定是你的手机。 No, I can hear you fine. It must be your phone.
好的，我们马上过去。 Sure, we'll be right over.
所以这整个街区都会变成切尔西歌剧院的停车场吗? So this whole block will become a parking lot for the Chelsea Opera House?
是啊，为了确保特拉维斯·科尔的朋友们不会把奔驰停在街上。 Yep, to make sure none of Travis Cole's friends... have to park their Mercedes on the street.
我在这房子里住了62年了。 I've lived in this house for 62 years.
明天推土机就要来了。 Now the bulldozers are coming tomorrow.
-你和我想的一样吗?——不,不。我有个计划。 - You thinking what I'm thinking? - No, no. I have a plan.
你对此有什么看法? What do you make of this?
要么这是个骗局，我们正走进一个巨大的埋伏 要么这就是犯罪史上最愚蠢的行为。 Either it's a trick and we're walking into a huge ambush... or this is the single, dumbest act in the history of crime.
我们要怎么离开这里? How we gonna get out of here?
我们不能保释。老爷子要死了。 We can't make bail. Pops is gonna die.
我们会被丢在这里等死。 We're gonna be left here to rot.
我现在担心的不是腐烂，我担心的是别的东西。 I'm not worried about the rotting now, I'm worried about something else.
还有什么好担心的? What else is there to worry about?
我们和囚犯在一起。 We're in prison with prisoners.
那又怎样? So what?
那又怎样?你知道囚犯之间都是怎么做的。 So what? You know what prisoners do to each other all the time.
不。什么? No. What?
你不知道? You don't know?
不! No!
他们…… They...
我从来没听说过。 I never heard that.
你没听说过吗? You never heard that?
你怎么可能从没听说过? How could you have never heard of that?
这就是监狱最有名的地方。 That's what prisons are most famous for.
好了，我们走吧。 All right, let's go.
不是你,肥胖的。 Not you, tubby.
你确定你不想要他吗? You sure you don't want him, too?
推土机特技里的爆米花据说是这些人干的: The popcorn in the bulldozer stunt was allegedly perpetrated by these men:
米切尔·韦弗和塞缪尔·麦肯纳。 Mitchell Weaver and Samuel McKenna.
但是，这是一种危险的恶作剧行为，还是一个非暴力反抗的英雄榜样呢? But was this a dangerous act of mischief... or a heroic example of civil disobedience?
对我来说，那两个男孩真是英雄。 Those two boys sure are heroes to me.
如果米奇·韦弗和山姆·麦肯纳是英雄，那谁才是坏人? If Mitch Weaver and Sam McKenna are heroes, then who's the villain?
很多人会说，那将是停车场的建设者、百万富翁、房地产大亨、特拉维斯公司…该死的。看起来不好。我们得止住出血。 Many would say that would be the builder of the parking lot... millionaire real estate mogul, Travis Co... Damn it. That looks bad. We've got to stop the hemorrhaging.
马丁，你能在外面等一下吗? Martin, could you wait outside?
是的，先生，对发生的事我很抱歉。 Yes, sir. I'm sorry about what happened.
没事的，马丁。那不是你的错。 It's all right, Martin. It wasn't your fault.
到今天结束的时候，我希望马丁失业，无家可归 身无分文，无毛。 By the end of the day, I'd like Martin jobless, homeless... penniless and hairless.
我告诉你们，你们还有很多事要做呢。 You fellows have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that.
荒谬!完全荒谬的! Ridiculous! Completely ridiculous!
你能相信这些人物吗?太过分了! Can you believe these characters? Way out of line!
你最好去跟典狱长说一声。 Have a good mind to go to the warden about this.
缺乏尊重是最伤人的。 The lack of respect hurts the most.
这才是最伤人的。 That's what hurts the most.
除了一件事。这是最伤人的。 Except for the other thing. That hurts the most.
但缺乏尊重是第二严重的伤害。 But the lack of respect hurts the second most.
韦弗，麦肯纳，你们可以走了 Weaver, McKenna, you're free to go.
荒谬! Ridiculous!
首先，我对墨菲夫人遭受的不公待遇深表歉意。 First of all, Mrs. Murphy is owed... my deepest apologies for the hardships she's unjustly suffered.
第二，对韦弗先生和麦肯纳先生的所有指控都已撤销他们不是罪犯而是英雄。 Secondly, all charges have been dropped against Mr. Weaver and Mr. McKenna... who are not criminals but heroes.
事实上，我们所有人都要出去吃爆米花。 In fact, all of us are going out for popcorn.
好吧，斯波奇，你也可以来。 Okay, Spunky, you can come too.
我觉得他把大拇指放在那只狗的屁股上了。 I think he's got his thumb up that dog's ass.
先生们，我想我有份工作给你们。 Gentlemen, I think I have a job for you.
米奇，山姆，考虑到你们最近的恶作剧…我想你也许能帮我。 Mitch, Sam, considering your recent exploits as mischief makers... I think you may be able to help me.
我在富兰克林街99号有栋无电梯大楼。 There's a small walk-up building I own over at 99 Franklin Street.
保障性住房。我回馈社区的方式。 It's low-income housing. My way of giving back to the community.
但令我懊恼的是，犯罪分子以毒贩子、帮派甚至妓院的形式出现了。 But much to my chagrin, the criminal element... has reared its ugly head in the form of drug dealers, gangs... even a house of prostitution.
他在做……你为什么不叫警察把他们救出来? He's doing that... Why don't you get the cops to get them out?
事情没那么简单。 It's not that simple.
只要那些罪犯按时交房租，警察就说我没有理由驱逐他们。 As long as those criminals pay their rent on time... the police say I have no grounds to evict them.
-你想让我们做什么?-把那栋楼定下来。 - What do you want us to do? - Get the building condemned.
尽一切可能。那样的话，所有人都将被合法驱逐。 By any means necessary. That way, everyone will be evicted legally.
然后我会把它修好，把公寓租给诚实勤劳的人。 Then I'll fix it up, rent the apartments to honest, hardworking people.
我不知道。我们以前从没做过这么大的事。 I don't know. We've never done anything this big before.
先生们，让我给你们一分钟考虑一下。 Gentlemen, let me give you a minute to think it over.
这不像是…他肯定在做那只狗。 Doesn't it seem like... He's definitely doing that dog.
你不觉得我们卷入了一件难以处理的事情吗? Doesn't it seem like we're getting into something over our heads here?
先生们，你们决定了吗? So, gentlemen, have you decided?
我们会做…为50000美元。 We'll do it... for $50,000.
很好。这是50000美元。 Very well. $50,000 it is.
好消息，麦肯纳先生。 Good news, Mr. McKenna.
好吧,孩子们!把妓女带来! All right, boys! Bring on the whore!
不，不是妓女。 No, it's not a whore.
我们会给你五万美元做心脏移植。 We're gonna get you the $50,000 for your heart transplant.
也很好。 That's good, too.
我们还没拿到钱，老爹。 We don't have the money yet, Pops.
-是的，但这是肯定的。——对不起。 - Yeah, but it's a sure thing. - Excuse me.
萨姆，我能和你谈谈吗? Sam, can I have a word with you?
——确定。——谢谢。 - Sure. - Thank you.
等待。你没告诉他吧? Wait. You didn't tell him, did ya?
谢谢。 Thanks.
但我还是想，我不能保证我不会。 But I still want to, and I can't promise you I won't.
只是拿我的相册。你为什么这么紧张? Just getting my photo album. What are you so jumpy about?
我不知道。也许这是你这辈子随机袭击的习惯。 I don't know. Maybe it's your lifelong pattern of random assault.
看看这个。 Look at this.
这是我在为金手套中量级冠军而战。 That's me fighting for the middleweight championship of the Golden Gloves.
这是我在和美国总统艾森豪威尔握手。 That's me shaking hands with Dwight D. Eisenhower, US President.
我的天哪! My goodness!
那是你妈妈在给我…我很抱歉。 That's your mom giving me a... I'm sorry.
这是山姆的妈妈。 That's Sam's mom.
是的。艾琳。 Yeah. Irene.
他的血药浓度正常。应该少吃用手拿的食物。 His blood levels are good. Should cut down on finger foods.
你的脚怎么了? What happened to your foot?
我不明白的是，当你欠一个赌徒很多钱的时候…就算他炸掉你的一个脚趾，你还欠他钱。 What I don't understand is, when you owe a bookie a lot of money... and he blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money.
这不公平，反正他四天后就会杀了我。 Doesn't seem fair since he's gonna kill me in four days anyway.
米奇说我们会给你钱的。 Mitch says we'll have the money for you.
感谢上帝!我是说，这是个好消息，萨姆。 Thank God! I mean, that's good news, Sam.
我们只需要把那栋楼收回去。 We just have to get the building condemned.
我们进去，破坏这里。弹出保存。 We go in, wreck the joint. Pops is saved.
你叫他老爹吗? Did you call him Pops?
你现在打算搞什么大破坏? What havoc are you planning now?
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
事实上，我正在找你。 Actually, I was looking for you.
我看到你和你朋友是怎么救了那个女人的房子。 I saw how you and your friend saved that woman's house.
我想你可以用你的能力做好事也可以做坏事。 Guess you can use your powers for good as well as evil.
我要去我奶奶家。 I'm on my way to my grandmother's place.
你想陪我散步吗? Do you want to walk me?
注意自我。米奇是正确的。 Note to self. Mitch was right.
不,他不是。 No, he wasn't.
那太迟了。已经录下来了。 It's too late. It's already on tape.
我很高兴你终于意识到你不该听别人的废话。 I'm glad you finally realized you should never take crap from anybody.
这是我的奶奶。嗨,奶奶。 There's my grandma. Hi, Grandma.
你祖母住在这里?富兰克林街99号? Your grandmother lives here? At 99 Franklin Street?
是的。奶奶，我想让你见见米奇。 Yep. Grandma, I'd like you to meet Mitch.
嗨。凯西跟我提起过你。你是一个英雄。 Hi. Kathy's told me about you. You're a hero.
今天我成了英雄。明天,谁知道呢?你们可能都恨我。 Well, today I'm a hero. Tomorrow, who knows? You might both hate me.
姑娘们，我在这里。 Girls, I'm over here.
对不起,米奇。很高兴认识你。 Excuse me, Mitch. It was nice meeting you.
那些是妓女吗?我是说，那些女孩是谁? Are those prostitutes? I mean, who are those girls?
他们和我奶奶一起工作。她在公寓里做生意。 They work with my grandmother. She runs a business out of her apartment.
六十岁了，身体还很强壮。 Sixty years old and still going strong.
是的，我打赌她是。 Yeah, I bet she is.
你想进来喝点咖啡吗? Would you like to come in for some coffee?
不。我得去举重了。 No. I have to go lift weights.
什么? What?
好吧，下次吧? Okay, some other time, maybe?
那就好了。 That'd be great.
好吧。再见。 Okay. Bye.
那个可爱女孩的祖母在我们要毁掉的那栋楼里开了家妓院? That sweet girl's grandmother runs a whorehouse... out of the building we're about to destroy?
是的。我很抱歉这样对凯西。 Yeah. I feel awful doing this to Kathy.
米奇，你开始喜欢凯西了，对吧? Mitch, you're starting to like Kathy, aren't you?
不! No!
我知道你。当你那样说“不”的时候，你的意思是“是”。 I know you. When you say no like that, you mean yes.
-你在说什么?-我带你去。 - What are you talking about? - I'll show you.
你抢过银行吗? Did you ever rob a bank?
你爬过珠穆朗玛峰吗? Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
你有没有说过你能理解为什么女人觉得肖恩·康纳利性感? Did you ever say you could see why women find Sean Connery sexy?
好吧，我有点喜欢凯西。 Okay, so I like Kathy a little.
天啊，我讨厌我们得毁掉她祖母的房子。 Man, I hate the fact we have to destroy her grandmother's building.
-但我们必须这么做——是的。 - But we have to. - Yep.
我们成功了，伙计!我简直不敢相信!爸爸还活着。 We did it, man! I can't believe it! Pops lives.
我怎么跟你说的?敬一颗全新的心。 What'd I tell you? Here's to a brand-new heart.
这是正确的。没有你这样的天才，我不可能做到。 That's right. I couldn't have done it without a genius like you.
如果没有一个像你这样的大笨蛋砸开所有的门，我是不可能做到的。 I couldn't have done it without... a big oaf to smash down all the doors like you.
是啊! Yeah!
我们该去拿我们的五万美金了。 Hey, we should go pick up our 50 grand.
好主意。 Good idea.
嘿，是那栋楼吗? Hey, is that the building?
建筑业主詹姆斯·柯克帕特里克(James Kirkpatrick)无话可说。 Building owner James Kirkpatrick had little to say.
柯克帕特里克是那栋楼的主人? Kirkpatrick owns that building?
-那栋楼怎么了?-我不知道，但我会查清楚的。 - What happened to the building? - I have no idea, but I'll find out.
居民格拉迪斯·韦特(Gladys Waite)对大楼倒塌感到惋惜。 Resident Gladys Waite lamented the fall of the building.
我不知道该怎么办。 I don't know what I'll do.
我在公寓里做了30年的缝纫生意。 I've been running a sewing business out of my apartment for 30 years.
缝纫业务? Sewing business?
房客们住在当地的避难所。但是那座被废弃的建筑呢? Tenants are staying at a local shelter. But what about the condemned building?
不幸的是，我得把它调平。 Unfortunately, I'll have to level it.
够无聊的谈话。我想谈谈我真正的激情就是歌剧院的重新开放。 Enough boring talk. I want to talk about my true passion... which is the grand reopening of the opera house.
所有收入将用于救济无家可归者。 All proceeds go to benefit the homeless.
你知道我对无家可归者的看法。他们是人，没有家。 You know how I feel about the homeless. They're human beings and have no homes.
先生们，需要帮忙吗? May I help you gentlemen?
米奇·韦弗和山姆·麦肯纳来见特拉维斯·科尔。 Mitch Weaver and Sam McKenna to see Travis Cole.
科尔先生说我们不再需要你了。 Mr. Cole said your services are no longer needed.
不再……伙计们，我有个主意。给科尔先生打电话…我有个更好的主意。 No longer... Fellas, I have an idea. Get Mr. Cole on the phone... I have a better idea.
我们为什么不把你们每个人都揍一顿 然后上楼把科尔也揍一顿呢? Why don't we kick every one of your asses... and then go upstairs and kick Cole's ass, too?
好吧，我搞砸了。 All right, I screwed up.
我们现在该怎么办? What do we do now?
无家可归的人。 Homeless guys.
如果你跑进这栋楼大喊大叫，我就给你每人一美元。 I'll give you a dollar each if you run into this building and yell and scream.
很好，但我觉得你需要的是一些精神错乱，失控的流浪汉。 That's very nice, but I think what you need... are like some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys.
我们更多的是破碎的，无精打采的……"我已经失去活下去的意愿"那种无家可归的人。 We're more the broken, spiritless... "I've lost the will to live" type homeless guys.
两美元怎么样? How about for two dollars?
米奇，山姆，真是个惊喜。 Mitch, Sam, what a pleasant surprise.
-我们的钱呢?什么钱? - Where's our money? - What money?
你欠我们五万美金因为富兰克林街的大楼被没收了。 You owe us $50,000 for getting the building on Franklin Street condemned.
我们现在就想要。 We want it now.
但富兰克林街那栋楼不是我的。 But I don't even own the building on Franklin.
我告诉过你，但我撒谎了。希望你能证明这一点。 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it.
婊子养的! Son of a bitch!
一旦你阻止了我的推土机铲平那老太太的房子我不能就这么放过你。 Once you stopped my bulldozer from leveling that old lady's house... I couldn't let you get away with it.
所以我想出了一个办法让你既能帮我又能伤害你。 So I figured out a way for you to help me and hurt you at the same time.
我想我给你们展示了什么是肮脏的工作。 I guess I showed you guys something about dirty work.
无论什么。但没有五万我们是不会走的。 Whatever. But we're not leaving without our 50 grand.
当你跳上警卫的背大喊…“中央情报局在我脑子里植入了芯片”……我笑得都快拉裤子了。 When you jumped on that guard's back and yelled... "The CIA put a chip in my brain"... I was laughing so hard I almost shit my pants.
近吗? Almost?
谢谢。这是有趣的。 Thanks. That was fun.
比为科尔工作有意思多了。 More fun than working for Cole.
-你为科尔工作?-我们都有。 - You worked for Cole? - All of us have.
我有自己的生活 有房子，有车，有社区的尊重。 I had a life... a house, cars, respect in the community.
突然间，一切都被夺走了。 Suddenly it was all taken away.
我终于意识到我已经堕落到什么地步了。 I finally realized just how low I'd sunk.
我去看我女儿的足球赛了。 I was at my daughter's soccer game.
她和她妈妈住在一起。 She lives with her mom.
我站在边线上，一个警察叫我走开。 I was standing on the sidelines and a cop asked me to move along.
就在那时我想到了。我甚至都不是人类。 That's when it hit me. I'm not even a human.
这是你2美元。 Here's your $2.
在你毁掉我祖母家的前一天你怎么能站在外面? How could you stand outside my grandmother's home... the day before you destroyed it?
你是说你认为她是个毒贩? You're telling me you thought she was a drug dealer?
-不，我以为她是个妓女!-你怎么了? - No, I thought she was a whore! - What is wrong with you?
我们犯了个错误。 Look, we made a mistake.
最糟糕的是我们连工资都拿不到。 The worst thing is we didn't even get paid.
最糟糕的是你没拿到钱? The worst thing is you didn't get paid?
-我们需要钱的原因…-别说了。 - The reason we needed that money... - Stop right there.
你把这些人赶出家门你只在乎钱吗? You drive these people from their homes and all you care about is money?
我应该报警。 I should call the police.
我对发生的事很抱歉，但是听着…我听够了。祝你生活愉快。 I'm really sorry about what happened, but listen... I'm done listening. Have a nice life.
不，走开，护士! No, beat it, nurse!
等你变成娘们了再回来! Come back when you're a broad!
嘿,伙计们。 Hey, fellas.
为什么这么忧郁? Why so glum?
我们没有拿到钱。"万无一失"先生搞错了。 We didn't get the money. Mr. Sure Thing here was wrong.
我不知道发生了什么。我搞砸了。我很抱歉。 I don't know what happened. I messed up. I'm sorry.
这很容易。 That was easy.
你可以把这记为损失，然后忘掉它。我做不到。 You can chalk this up as a loss and forget about it. I can't do that.
老爷子是我爸爸。 Pops is my dad.
我很抱歉。我得告诉他。山姆……不。我将告诉他。 I'm sorry. I gotta tell him. Sam... No. I'll tell him.
告诉我什么? Tell me what?
我也是米奇的父亲。 I'm Mitch's father, too.
这是真的。 It's true.
没时间听你的恶作剧了。 This is no time for one of your practical jokes.
把挂坠盒给他看。 Show him the locket.
给我看什么? Show me what?
这是爸爸和你妈妈！ This is Pops... and your mother!
是的,我知道。 Yeah, I know.
你背叛了妈妈? You cheated on Mom?
不!她也在那里。你觉得这张照片是谁拍的? No! She was there, too. Who do you think took the picture?
等一下。所以这让我们…兄弟。 Wait a minute. So that makes us... Brothers.
-你骗了我!-老爸不让我说。 - You lied to me! - Pops wouldn't let me tell.
不要责怪他。你应该告诉我的。 Don't blame him. You should have told me.
你知道他能把蛋蛋捏得有多硬吗? You know how hard that man can squeeze a pair of balls?
我们是兄弟也不错。 It's not bad that we're brothers.
当然,为你!你有一切。 Sure, for you! You've got everything.
你很聪明，像你这样的人，你永远不用付钱。 You're smart, people like you, you never have to pay for sex.
老爷子是我唯一拥有而你没有的东西。 Pops was the one thing I had that you didn't.
现在我连这个都没有了。 Now I don't even have that.
离我远点，好吗? Stay away from me, all right?
真有趣，让警察来抓我们。 That was really funny, siccing the cops on us.
真的吗?我觉得很有趣……但我很惊讶你们这么做了，因为你们被狠狠揍了一顿。 Really? I thought it was funny... but I'm surprised you did because you got your asses kicked.
事情会好起来的。坚持下去.. Things will get better. Hang in there.
谢谢你的倾听。 Thanks for listening.
听着，伙计如果你需要任何东西，我是说任何东西你都可以来找我。 Listen, pal... you ever need anything, I mean anything at all... you come to me.
-我今晚可以住在你家吗?-是这样的 - Can I stay at your place tonight? - This is the thing.
我住在基督教青年会，你知道的。 I live over at the Y, as you know.
我有个室友，老杰克，他对陌生人有点挑剔。 I got a roommate, Old Jack, who is a little particular about strangers.
不,问题,吉米。谢谢。 No, problem, Jimmy. Thanks.
他刚把膝盖抽干了。 He just got his knee drained.
我再找个地方。 I'll find another place.
他也需要它。那东西有点熟了。 He needed it, too. That thing was getting a little bit ripe.
我明白了。我要睡在车里。 I get the picture. I'll sleep in my car.
我告诉你，老杰克是个古怪的人。 Old Jack's a odd duck, I tell you.
很多次我发现他在睡觉时盯着我看，这让我很不愉快。 Many times I catch him staring at me sleeping, which is off-putting.
-我想是的。-他的脚流血了。 - I guess that would be. - His feet bleed.
我不想住在你那儿! I don't want to stay at your place!
点。点了,米奇。 Point taken. Point taken, Mitch.
嘿,哥们。 Hey, buddy.
我想回去睡会儿。 I'm trying to get some sleep back here.
注意自我。记住，不管生活有多糟糕，啤酒总是有的。 Note to self. Remember, no matter how bad life gets, there is always beer.
好吧，我搞砸了。我们现在该怎么办? All right, I screwed up. What do we do now?
无家可归的人。 Homeless guys.
如果你跑进这栋楼大喊大叫，我就给你每人一美元。 I'll give you a dollar each if you run into this building and yell and scream.
我忘记关录音机了。 I left the recorder on.
富兰克林街那栋楼都不是我的。 I don't even own the building on Franklin.
我告诉过你，但我撒谎了。希望你能证明这一点。 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it.
婊子养的! Son of a bitch!
我想我给你展示了什么是肮脏的工作。 I guess I showed you something about dirty work.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
从科尔那拿到钱。 Getting the money from Cole.
我的录音机在运转。 My tape recorder was running.
科尔办公室的一切我都录下来了。我有个很棒的计划。 Everything in Cole's office I got on tape. And I got a great plan.
另一个计划吗?就像当初把我们带到这里的计划吗? Another plan? Like the plan that got us here in the first place?
我想我知道怎么弄到五万美元来保住公寓了。我需要你的帮助。 I think I know how to get the $50,000 to save the apartment. I need your help.
听着，我在医院的时候说了很多话因为我听到的那些话让我很震惊。 Look, a lot of stuff came pouring out of me at the hospital... because I was in shock about what I'd heard.
你发现的时候是什么感觉? How did you feel when you found out?
我不知道。一开始我觉得有点奇怪。 I don't know. At first I felt a little weird.
但我们一直就像兄弟一样。现在是正式的了。 But we've always been like brothers. Now it's just official.
这很酷。 It's kind of cool.
我想这很酷。但它确实改变了一些事情。 I guess it is cool. But it does change things.
如何? How?
还记得二年级时我们用生锈的汽水罐盖当亲兄弟吗? Remember in second grade... when we used rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers?
这是一堆毫无意义的麻烦，因为我们已经是兄弟了。 It was a bunch of trouble for nothing because we were already brothers.
是的,这是正确的。 Yeah, that's right.
嘿，还记得五年级时我在单杠下玩的时候吗?我偷看了你妹妹的内裤 Hey, remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars... and I peeked at your sister's underwear?
还记得吗? Remember that?
我在偷看我妹妹的内裤。 I was sneaking a peek at my own sister's underwear.
这是正确的。还记得12年级的时候，你和她上床了吗? That's right. And remember in 12th grade, you had sex with her?
好的,足够的回忆。 Okay, enough reminiscing.
听。 Listen.
在过去的两周里，我被殴打，被扔出大楼…我睡在车里，在监狱里过夜…当你在监狱的时候，那些人… In the past two weeks, I've been beaten up, thrown out of buildings... I've slept in my car, spent the night in jail... And when you were in jail, those guys...
重点是，你们不是唯一被骗的人。 The point is, you aren't the only ones who got screwed over.
是的，我毁了你的大楼是个大错……但我知道怎么把它找回来 Yes, I made a big mistake destroying your building... but I know how we can get it back.
我们为什么要相信你? Why should we believe you?
我这辈子都相信我唯一的生活原则就是“不要听任何人的废话”。 I walked through life believing the only principle I had to live by... was "Don't take crap from anybody."
突然，一切都变了。 Suddenly all that changed.
突然间，我想为别人做点什么。 Suddenly I was trying to do something for someone else.
我们想赚5万美元给爸爸做心脏移植手术。 We were trying to earn $50,000 to get a heart transplant for our dad.
你们俩是兄弟吗? You two are brothers?
是啊，说来话长。 Yeah, it's a long story.
我爸爸上了他妈妈。 My dad boned his mom.
好吧，这是个短篇故事。 Okay, it's a short story.
我是说当你为别人这么做的时候不仅仅是为了复仇，也是为了维护你自己。 I'm saying that when you're doing it for someone else... it's not just revenge, it's standing up for yourself.
这就是为什么我要求我们所有人为自己挺身而出。 That's why I'm asking all of us to stand up for ourselves.
特拉维斯·科尔毁了我们所有人。我建议我们反击。你听懂了吗? Travis Cole screwed all of us. I say we fight back. Are you with me?
如果我错了，你就能揍我一顿，你同意吗? Are you with me based on the guarantee that if I'm wrong, you can kick my ass?
我知道当你发现我们的所作所为时你有多难过。 I understand how upset you were when you found out what we did.
我想感谢你和我们一起去。 I want to thank you for going along with us.
我保证你会拿回你的房子。 I promise you'll get your building back.
好,米奇。 Okay, Mitch.
别再耍我了。我的意思是它。 Don't screw me over again. I mean it.
他为什么不也打你一拳? Why didn't he punch you, too?
我不知道。 I have no idea.
决定反击科尔对我来说是件好事。 Deciding to fight back against Cole is turning things around for me.
特拉维斯·科尔内心空无一人，所以他必须让周围的人都空无一人。 Travis Cole is empty inside, so he has to make everyone around him empty.
这就是他对我做的。但我不再空虚了。 That's what he did to me. But I'm not empty anymore.
我心中充满了某种东西，充满了目标充满了希望，充满了尊严。 I'm filled with something, filled with purpose... filled with hope, filled with dignity.
这都是你们的功劳? It's all thanks to you g... Guys?
伙计们,等等。 Guys, wait up.
你在干什么呢?我收到了一些歌剧服装。 How you doin'? I got a delivery of some opera costumes here.
-公司名称是什么?——公司名称? - What's the company name? - Company name?
非常聪明。 Very clever.
这些巧克力蛋糕太棒了。 These brownies are great.
走吧，妓女，流浪汉。一条腿。 Let's go, prostitutes, homeless guys. Shake a leg.
来吧，没那么多时间了。我们走吧。 Come on, haven't got all day. Let's go.
主好!我在妓女的天堂! Good Lord! I'm in whore heaven!
他们在看什么? What are they watching?
在这个角落，体重225磅的前世界重量级冠军…肯尼·诺顿! In this corner, weighing in... at 225 pounds... the former heavyweight champion of the world... Kenny Norton!
还有他的对手加里·科尔曼! And his opponent Gary Coleman!
来吧，伙计，来吧!把它! Come on, man, bring it! Bring it!
好了，我们到了。 Well, here we are.
租户们，你们将担任引座员和检票员。 Building tenants, you'll be serving as the ushers and ticket takers.
拿一个，凯西会告诉你怎么做。 So take one of those, and Kathy will tell you what to do.
真不敢相信我要这么做。我不知道我为什么在这里。 I can't believe I'm doing this. I don't know why I'm here.
你为什么在这里?等等,我记得。对我强烈的身体吸引力。 Why are you here? Wait, I remember. Intense physical attraction to me.
先生，出什么事了? What's the trouble, sir?
我的服装不在这里。不穿戏服我就上不了台。 My costume is not here. I cannot go on a stage without my costume.
放松。我会亲自去找你的服装。 Relax. I will track down your costume personally.
对了，你是个胖子。你想吃一块巧克力蛋糕吗? By the way, you're a fat guy. Would you care for a brownie?
对不起，我要过去。原谅我。 Excuse me, coming through. Pardon me.
原谅我。对不起。穿过这里。 Excuse me. Sorry. Coming through here.
我知道我一定很臭。另外,我放屁。穿过。 I know I must really smell. Plus, I farted. Coming through.
这次盛会的负责人是地产大亨特拉维斯·科尔。 Joining me, the man responsible for this glorious event... real estate mogul Travis Cole.
谢谢你！我对今晚的活动有两点感到骄傲。 Thank you. I'm proud of two things about tonight's event.
首先，歌剧的所有收益将用于帮助无家可归的人。 First, all proceeds from the opera will go to benefit the homeless.
其次，我亲自监督了这部作品的各个方面。 And secondly, I personally oversaw every aspect of this production.
我相信这将是《唐乔凡尼》的最佳舞台。 And I believe it will be known as the finest staging... of Don Giovanni ever presented.
对不起，我要过去。 Excuse me, coming through.
嘿，你放屁了吗?我想那是以前的我。对不起。 Hey, did you fart? I think that was me from before. Sorry.
对不起，我要过去。 Excuse me, coming through.
伙计们，你们听过一句老话: Fellas, you've heard the old saying:
"盲人之国，独眼者为王" "In the land of the blind, a man with one eye is king."
如今，在臭鼬的国度里，有半个鼻子的人就是国王。 Well, today, in the land of the skunks... the man with half a nose is king.
你好,每个人。 Hello, everyone.
我是你们的市长，Adrian Riggins。谢谢你！ I'm your mayor, Adrian Riggins. Thank you.
在今晚的唐乔凡尼表演之前 让我们花点时间来感谢这个让今晚成为可能的人 这个城市有史以来最好的朋友，特拉维斯·科尔。 Before tonight's performance of Don Giovanni... let's take a moment to recognize the man that made this night possible... the best friend this city has ever had, Travis Cole.
欣赏歌剧吧，各位。 Enjoy the opera, everyone.
什么…… What the...
哇!看看那座山脉。 Wow! Get a load of that mountain range.
回来,宝贝。 Come back, baby.
这是我见过的对唐乔凡尼最大胆的刻画。 This is the most daring portrayal of Don Giovanni I've ever seen.
我们走吧。老爷子该去爬山了。 Let's go. Time for Pops to climb that mountain.
怎么了,水果吗? What's up, fruity?
你是怎么……没关系。你马上就会走了。 How did you... It doesn't matter. You'll be gone in a minute.
啊哈!你没指望我忠诚的妓女大军，对吧? Aha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?
你想要什么? What do you want?
只是放松。我们来看你的下流歌剧吧。 Just relax. Let's watch your dirty opera.
你真是个了不起的女人，宝贝。 You're a hell of a woman, baby.
我带你去维加斯。你知道他们怎么说的。 Let me take you to Vegas. You know what they say.
直到那个胖女人和老爷子住进酒店，这事才算结束。 It ain't over till the fat lady checks into a hotel with Pops.
你在干什么?你毁了唐璜。 What are you doing? You're ruining Don Giovanni.
唐乔凡尼?那个家伙是谁? Don Giovanni? Who's that dude?
歌剧。你毁了这场歌剧。 The opera. You're ruining the opera.
歌剧。是的，我们正在毁掉它。山姆,现在! The opera. Yes, we are ruining that. Sam, now!
你说对了，伙计! You got it, buddy!
唱这首歌，孩子们! Sing the song, boys!
鞠躬，跪在我面前! Bow, and kneel before me!
吉米!释放臭鼬。 Jimmy! Release the skunks.
好的，我知道了。我在它。 Okay, I got it. I'm on it.
别让我失望，孩子们。 Don't let me down, boys.
跑。飞。飞走。 Run. Fly. Fly away.
快跑!跑了!飞! Run! Run out! Fly!
飞! Fly!
臭鼬用来加剧肮脏和绝望的气氛。辉煌! Skunks used to heighten the atmosphere of squalor and despair. Brilliant!
摄像机在这里。 The cameras are here.
对了，崔维斯还记得你说的吗? By the way, Travis... remember when you said this?
注意自我。跟充气娃娃做爱不像宣传的那么好。 Note to self. Making love to blowup doll not as good as advertised.
对不起。我一定是走得太远了。 Sorry. I must have gone too far.
我只是..我甚至不是富兰克林街那栋楼的主人。 I'll just... I don't even own the building on Franklin.
我告诉过你，但我撒谎了。希望你能证明这一点。 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it.
婊子养的! Son of a bitch!
我打赌那些记者一定很想拿到这盘带子。 I bet those reporters would love to get hold of this tape.
你想要多少? How much do you want?
我只想要你欠我们的五万美元。 All I want is the $50,000 you owe us.
50000美元。 $50,000.
开给法辛博士。 Make it out to Dr. Farthing.
柯克帕特里克。 Kirkpatrick.
柯克帕特里克会打你肚子的。 Kirkpatrick is going to punch you in the stomach.
给你。 Here you go.
你要签这份合同 把富兰克林街99号的所有权还给柯克帕特里克。 You'll sign this contract... that gives back ownership of 99 Franklin Street to Kirkpatrick.
给它。 Give it here.
谢谢你,米奇。我很高兴我没揍你。 Thanks, Mitch. I'm glad I didn't have to punch you.
我也是,朋友。 Me too, buddy.
好吧，科尔，很高兴和你做生意。 Okay, Cole, it's been nice doing business with you.
你可能想回家，放松一下…喝杯吉娃娃尿什么的 You probably want to go home, kick back... and enjoy a nice glass of Chihuahua piss or something.
流落街头。 Farthing.
这是5万美元的支票。 Here's the check for $50,000.
太好了,米奇。 That's great, Mitch.
想打赌我不会去赌马吗? Want to bet I don't go to my bookie?
你在给你的赌马人还钱这样你就能活下来做老爷子的心脏移植手术。 You're paying off your bookie so you can live to perform Pops's heart transplant.
注意自我。 Note to self.
停止支付5万美元的支票。 Stop payment on $50,000 check.
特拉维斯。 Travis.
狗娘养的，混蛋! Son of a bitch, bastard!
你这个白痴。我的律师处理完之后，那份合同连十秒钟都维持不了。 You idiot. That contract won't hold up for ten seconds... after my lawyers get through with it.
哦，你的带子怎么了? And, oops, what happened to your tape?
你毁了它。好了,别担心。我在家里的广播系统里有一个。 You wrecked it. Well, don't worry. I have one on the house P.A. system.
点击它,凯西。 Hit it, Kathy.
自我提醒。记得给我买屁股疣膏，治我屁股上的大疣。 Note to self. Remember to get ass wart cream... for giant wart on my ass.
它比那个稍远一点。 It's a little bit past that.
你这个混蛋!你不能毁了我。我是特拉维斯科尔。 You bastard! You can't destroy me. I'm Travis Cole.
没人能摧毁特拉维斯·科尔!没有人! No one destroy's Travis Cole! No one!
胖女人，你没事吧? Fat lady, are you okay?
是的,我很好。让那个疯老头离我远点。 Yes, I'm okay. Just keep that crazy old man away from me.
到底怎么回事? What the hell is going on?
我不在乎你是不是我儿子。去找你自己的妞。 I don't care if you are my son. Get your own broad.
万岁! Bravo!
歌剧院发生了惊人的变化房地产大亨特拉维斯·科尔因欺诈被捕。 In a startling turn of events at the opera house... real estate mogul Travis Cole has been arrested for fraud.
科尔先生，有什么要说的吗? Mr. Cole, anything to say?
好的布朗尼。 Good brownies.
詹金斯，听我说。这一点非常重要。 Jenkins, listen to me. This is very important.
停止支付我给一个法辛医生的五万美元支票。明白了吗? Stop payment on a check for $50,000 I made out to a Dr. Farthing. Got that?
詹金斯，你准备好疯狂粗暴的性爱了吗? Jenkins, are you ready for some crazy, rough sex?
绝对的! Absolutely!
好,詹金斯。我就指望你了。并找到充满勇气的。 Good, Jenkins. I'm counting on you. And find Spunky.
嗨,米奇。 Hey, Mitch.
吉米。你的新鼻子看起来棒极了。 Jimmy. Your new nose looks great.
谢谢。这是我花过的最好的200美元。 Thanks. Best $200 I ever spent.
-和你在一起的那个女孩，她不是…——是的。 - That girl you're with, she's not the... - Yep.
林勇，那个咬掉我鼻子的西贡妓女。 Lin-Yung, the Saigon whore who bit my nose off.
我们结婚。 We're getting hitched.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
等一等。我在和我的朋友说话! Hold on. I'm talking to my friend here!
天啊，有时候你得提醒母鸡公鸡是谁。 Jeez, sometimes you got to remind the hen who the rooster is.
祝你好运，吉米。 Good luck to you, Jimmy.
好吧。在见到你。 Okay. See you around.
我说"走"你就走。 When I say "Let's go," you go.
是吗?你该闭嘴了，小野洋子! Yeah? It's time you shut your cake hole, Yoko!
女性。 Women.
不要在我朋友面前跟我顶嘴。 Don't talk back to me in front of my friend.
你真让我生气。 You're making me really angry.
哇，吓死我了。 Whoa, that scares me to death.
你咬掉了我的新鼻子!该死的! You bit my new nose off! Damn it!
你的新心脏怎么样? How you feeling with your new heart?
谢谢你和萨姆，我的两个儿子。 I feel great thanks to you and Sam, my two boys.
现在我见到了格拉迪斯，我希望他们能修复我身体的另一部分。 Now that I met Gladys, I hope they can fix another part of my body.
我给你个提示。 I'll give you a hint.
它和“cock”押韵。 It rhymes with "cock."
萨姆和我找到了很棒的新工作。老爷子得到了他的心脏。我得到了那个女孩。 Sam and I got great new jobs. Pops got his heart. And I got the girl.
法辛医生，他已经戒了赌瘾。 And Dr. Farthing, well, he got over his gambling problem.
但赌徒还是把他打死了，所以他死了。 But the bookies beat him to death anyway, so he's dead.
就是这样。再见。 That's it. Bye.
科尔，很高兴和你做生意。 Cole, it's nice doing business with you.
现在你可能想回家了… Now you probably want to get home...
对不起。 Sorry.
-护士，你想记录生命体征吗?——切。 - Nurse, you want to record vitals? - Cut.
科尔，很高兴和你做生意。现在你…停。 Cole, it's been nice doing business with you. Now you... Cut.
把你的台词再说一遍。 Say your line again.
请检查登机口。——切。 - Check the gate please. - Cut.
——好吧,科尔……-我是在帮你 - Well, Cole... - I'm trying to help you.
你一直都这样吗? Have you always been like this?
我不知道你是怎么拿到这部电影的。 How you got this movie, I'll never know.
-我们可以改天去野营吗?——什么? - Some other time we could go camping? - What?
-你知道，就你和我。——走吧。 - You know, just you and me. - Let's go.
米奇，我很孤独。 Mitch, I'm lonely.