在给病患喂服抗血小板药物时 A nurse should monitor
需要注意哪方面的副作用？ for which side effect of antiplatelet medication?
A 血压的下降 B 潮热 A, drop in blood pressure. B, hot flashes.
C 血梗 D 视力模糊 C, bloody stools. D, blurred vision.
血压 Blood pressure.
答案是C 血梗 C, bloody stools.
抗血小板的副作用 血梗 Antiplatelet, bloody stools.
血梗 抗血小板的副作用 bloody stools Antiplatelet,
血梗 血梗 bloody stools Bloody stools,
哦 抗血小板的好日子 血梗 Oh, the doo-dah day Antiplatelet, bloody stools
哦 好日子 好日子 Oh, the doo-dah day Oh, the doo-dah day
抗血小板的副作用 血梗 Antiplatelet, bloody stools
还是看些真正的运动节目吧 Watch some sports like real men.
这可比打橄榄球刺激多了 This has 10 times the emotion of your football.
这都啥跟啥啊 It's ridiculous.
抱歉 那些冲浪的付的钱都是湿的 Hey. Sorry, some surfer gave me wet money.
喏 你要发的货 Well, here are your deliveries.
哦 我的650根柏树枝可算省下来了 Oh, and I would save 650 Cypress for last.
加拿大培根 还有凤梨？ 不会吧？ Canadian bacon and pineapple? No. Ew.
嘿 他很风趣 和他一起会很开心的 Hey, he's cute, and you might have fun.
我可没时间去开心 I don't have time for fun.
好吧 你这人生观可是有问题的 Well, then you're doing it wrong.
把它加到送货清单里 Add it to the list.
这可不是什么啥跟啥 It's not ridiculous.
这些故事都是取材于生活 These stories come from real life.
疯狂的事情无时无刻都会发生 Crazy things happen all the time.
嘿 帮我说句话啊 Come on, back me up on this.
我才不看这种狗血剧呢 I don't watch this shit.
我听都懒得听 亏得我在祖母家练就了应对方式 I don't even hear it. It's like working at my abuela's.
如果你要是想在这帮外国佬面前痞我的话 请讲西班牙语 If you're gonna trash me in front of the gringos, do it in Spanish.
好啦 他们才不会说西班牙语呢 Yeah, none of them speak Spanish.
哈 Huh.
再见 Bye...
女士们 Ladies.
如果要从病患肺部吸取粘液 When suctioning mucus from a patient's lung,
应该按照什么步骤来操作？ which action completes the procedure...
嘿 丫头们 过来 我们要走了 Hey, girls, come on, let's go!
- 嘿 妈妈！ - 嘿 妈妈！ - Hey, Mom! - Hi, Mom!
快啊！我们要走了！ Move! We gotta go!
不会吧 老妈？还挂个这么大的广告牌？ Really, Mom? The sign?
要抱怨也到车里来抱怨吧 行吗？ Be embarrassed in the car, okay?
我可要在八分钟内把这些披萨送到镇的另一头去呢 I've got eight minutes to get these pizzas across town.
快点！ Move!
学上的怎么样？ How was school?
- 挺好的 - 哦 别把披萨打翻了 - Fine. - Oh, don't tip 'em.
行程有变 先生 Change of plans, sir.
出了一点机械故障 We're just having some minor mechanical issues.
我们需要就近维修一下 We'll dock at the nearest harbor for some repairs
我也会找专人 and I'll arrange to have
来清理这些地毯 the carpets professionally cleaned.
好了 科林 这些杂事儿就不用向我汇报了 Don't need to know how the sausage is made, Colin!
好的 先生 Absolutely right, sir.
他怎么不接电话？ Why won't he answer?
我想他肯定是在哪儿花天酒地呢 I'm sure he's on that floating orgy.
我要他就出现在我面前！ I need him here.
爸爸 你冷静一下 你会好的 Easy, Papi, you'll get better.
你知道什么？ You don't know that!
他也一样！ Neither does he!
他就是十足一个蠢货 给我摘除个胆囊 And he's the idiot who cut out my gallbladder...
还害得我莫名其妙的感染了 and gave me this mystery infection.
我要莱昂纳多从墨西哥城到这儿来 I need Leonardo in Mexico City.
我决定了 I made my decision.
我要把蒙特内哥罗工业股份都转给他打理 I'm handing Montenegro Industries over to him.
这怎么能行呢？ That's absurd!
他根本就没有经营一家跨国公司的能力啊 He's not capable of running a multi-national corporation.
他会学会的 He'll rise to the occasion.
就像我当年一样 Like I did when I had to...
那还是1961年的夏天 that summer in 1961...
又来了 在维也纳 Here it comes... Vienna.
我在维也纳遇见了我此生的挚爱 I met the love of my life... in Vienna.
可妈妈说你们是在巴塞罗那相识的 But Mom said you met in Barcelona.
哦 是在那里相识的 Yeah, I met her there.
可我是在维也纳遇见了这位舞蹈精灵 But in Vienna, I met this dancer--
- 爸爸 - 嗯？ - Papa. Papa. - Mmm-hmm.
听我说 Listen to me.
我才是运作一家跨国公司的合适人选 I'm the one with the experience.
玛格达 现在不是讨论这件事儿的时候 Magda, now's not the time.
我只是想说 I'm just saying...
爸爸应该把公司交给一个已经熟悉公司内部运作的人来打理 he should leave the company to someone who actually works there.
那我呢？ And me?
什么？ What?
你别总瞧不起我在公司慈善事业部的工作 Why do you always belittle my work with our chritable division?
这还用说吗？ Of course!
就是因为有了你 一帮子可怜孩子才可以演奏小提琴了 Because of you a bunch of poor kids can play violin.
让我们的世界更加的悦耳动听 The world's a better place.
你只会嘲讽我 正是因为古典音乐才让我重获新生！ You mock me, but classical music saved my life!
是抗抑郁药才让你重获新生的！ Anti-depressants saved your life!
那不是小提琴 那是大提琴 - 你们两个都给我闭嘴 It's not a violin, it's a cello! -Stop it, you two!
我决定了 I made my decision.
那就是大提琴 ...it's a cello.
趁这个屠夫还没有把我杀掉 Find your brother
赶紧把你兄弟找来 and bring him home before this butcher kills me.
天啊 真是让人无法置信！ God, unbelievable!
- 爸爸 你是要--- - 少管我的事儿！ - Papi, you're going to-- - Leave me be!
在擦拭病患排泄物时 When swabbing fecal matter,
护士应该采取哪些预防措施？ a nurse should take which of the following precautions?
- 再见 妈妈！ - 回头见 妈妈！ - Bye, Mom! - See ya, Mom!
好的 要听外婆的话 知道吗？ All right, listen to your grandma, okay?
嗨 外婆！ Hi, Grandma!
还有 奥利维亚 你要洗个澡！ And, hey, I want you to take a bath, Olivia!
- 别忘记打肥皂 - 知道啦 - Use soap. - Okay.
说出来你都不相信 You're not gonna believe this.
还记得我在圣詹姆士技能秀上 Remember how I sang that song from Les Mis
演唱《悲惨世界》里的歌曲时 at the Saint James talent show
所有人都说我是如此的光彩照人！ and everyone said I was amazing?
好了 老妈 你可以把这些事儿都发邮件给我 Okay, Mom, can you just type this up in an e-mail,
我还要赶时间去工作呢 because I'm gonna be late for my other job.
当时 现场还有位来自 Turns out, a producer
尤金剧院巡演公司的制作人 from the Eugene Senior Theater touring company was there.
他感动得热泪盈眶 He had tears.
不管怎么说 他们的一个头儿相中我了 Anyway, one of their leads fell in the shower,
想让我加入 and they want me to step in.
什么？那你什么时候去巡演呢？ What? When is this all supposed to be happening?
我今晚就要出发 他们都安排好了 I'm leaving tonight. They're already in tech.
不行！老妈 我的护理专业考试不到一个月就要开考了 No! Mom, my nursing exam is in less than a month
你答应过我要帮我带孩子的 and you agreed to help.
我已经是72岁了 如果现在还不能去追寻我的梦想 我就没机会了 I'm 72. If I don't follow my dreams now, when will I?
绝对不行 老妈！ Never, Mom!
我们之所以搬到这儿来住 不就是为了让我能更专注学习吗？ The whole reason we moved here is so I could study more.
我上次考试都没有通过啊！ I already failed the exam once.
别 别把这事儿怪到我头上 No, don't guilt me.
这天下死了丈夫的多了去了 You're not the only one with a dead husband.
老爸又没死 你们只是离婚而已！ Dad's not dead, you're divorced!
呃 事实上我还需要你帮着照看一下菲奥纳 Oh, and I'm gonna need you to take care of Fiona.
她有狗舍焦虑症 一进狗舍就发狂 The kennel won't take her. She has crate anxiety.
你怎么能只想着自己呢？ You can't possibly be this selfish.
真的很抱歉 亲爱的 剧院在找我呢 I'm sorry, honey, but the theater is calling me.
哦！可不是吗 他们现在要我的服装尺码了 Oh! Literally. They need my dress size.
嗨 一般来说0号就够了 如果要演胖点的角色那就2号吧 Hi, there. Normally a zero, but a two if I'm bloated.
晚上好 Good night.
嘿 别睡太晚了 Hey, don't stay up too late.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
天啊 Holy crap.
就是这儿了 如果需要什么叫我一声 Here we are. I'll be around if you need me.
猜猜我现在在哪儿？ Guess where I am?
富二代的游艇上 Some dude's yacht.
你这个小荡妇 You little tramp.
- 我是来清扫地毯的 - 哦 - I'm cleaning the carpets. - Oh.
哦 天啊 特丽萨 你看这件浴室 Oh, my God. Theresa, look at this bathroom.
比我的房子都大了！ God, I could live in here!
哦 Oh.
还有糖呢 浴室里居然还有糖果？ And they have candy. Who has candy in the bathroom?
不是糖果 That's not candy.
是啊 哪会有人在浴室里放糖果的呢？ Yeah, because nobody has candy in the bathroom.
- 哦 天啊 - 这毕竟是浴室啊！ - Oh, God. - Because it's a bathroom!
好了 快点 再多让我看看 等一下 Okay, come on, show me more. Wait, wait, wait.
这就是那个富二代？他结婚了吗？他长得真可爱 Is that the guy? Is he married? He's cute.
这张照片没有本人好看 And that's not even a very good picture.
你好 特蕾莎！ Hello, Theresa!
- 哦 天啊 - 嗨！ - Oh, God. - Hi!
声明一下 她是单身 而且很好色哦 By the way, she's single, and horny.
呃 真是抱歉 Yeah, I'm so sorry.
我马上出去 I'll get out of here.
不用 我该起来了 真是繁忙的一天啊 No, no, no. I should get up. Busy day.
我还要做很多... 呃 I've got a lot of... Whew!
不是事儿的事儿 Really nothing to do.
科林 请给我拿一杯血玛丽（鸡尾酒）过来 Colin, I'm ready for my Bloody Mary. Yeah.
浓一点 是的 Mostly Mary. Yeah.
喏 就像你看到的一样 Well, now you know.
我是个屁股上有纹身的成熟男人 I'm a grown man with a tattoo on his butt.
那是飞飞鼠？ Is that Speedy Gonzales?
除了它 还有什么卡通老鼠带着宽边帽？ Do you know another cartoon mouse with a sombrero?
我讨厌那只小花猫 I hate the pussycat.
让我猜一下 你肯定是喝醉了才刻的那个纹身 Let me guess, you were, uh, a little tipsy when you got that?
猜错了 Not at all.
我喜欢飞飞鼠 它动作敏捷 优雅迷人 I love Speedy. He's fast, he's charming.
他还是个墨西哥鼠 He's Mexican.
他比那只猫聪明多了 He outsmarts the pussycat
每次都可以把美味的芝士带回家 and brings delicious cheese to his people.
而且他看上去也很可爱啊 And he's just fun to look at.
我叫莱昂纳多 My name is Leonardo.
凯特·莎莉文 Kate. Sullivan.
你当一个地毯清洁工太对不起你的个人魅力了 You're very attractive for a carpet cleaning lady.
是的 Yeah.
如果这个发型修饰一下呢？ Although you maybe could do something with your hair.
是的 Yeah...
不对 不是这个原因 是你的脸 No, well, no, that's not it. It's your face.
我是说 真的很好看 Yeah. I mean, it's good.
我很欣赏 只是 I wanna like it, it's just...
局部总是不如整体来得协调 It's just somehow less than the sum of its parts.
有没有人说过你看起来像什么动物？ What animal do people say you look like?
抱歉 先生 我还以为你早就起床并出去了 Apologies, sir, I thought you were up and about already.
啊 是说时间也差不多了 Ah, finally. It's about time.
呃 让杰勒德准备完早餐后卷铺盖走人 Um, have Chef Gerard prepare breakfast. Then, fire him.
好的 不过是不是先通知他一声 缓两个星期再开掉他？ Of course, but perhaps we could give him a few weeks' notice.
他妻子还怀着孕呢 His wife's expecting.
可是他做得饭菜真的太难吃了 But his food is boring.
的确如此 Absolutely.
终于起来啦 你个小懒虫 There you are, sleepyhead. Hi.
哦 真是让人尴尬 我们穿得都一样呢 Well, this is awkward. We're wearing the same thing.
想和我们一起到冲浪浴缸里泡澡吗？ Wanna join us in the jacuzzi?
当然 我的小天使 Yes, my little angel.
卟 卟 Boop! Boop!
带路吧 女孩们！ Lead the way, girls!
好的 Okay.
卟 卟 Boop! Boop!
卟 Boop!
哦 干活麻利点 一会儿我就要使用房间了 Oh, try to hurry. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need the room.
- 打扰一下 船长？ - 什么事？ - Excuse me, Captain? - Yeah.
我已经查过发动机了 运气不错 Checked the engine, you're in luck.
只是反虹吸阀需要换一下 小问题 It's just the anti-siphon valve. No problem.
怎么样蠢瓜 机械维修师说得和我的观点一致 The mechanic agrees with me, dumbass.
我刚才是告诉他 I was just telling him
我之前的判断是对的 当然他就是个蠢瓜了 that I was right, and that he's a dumbass.
能说一下 这个富二代怎么挣得这么多钱？ Say, how'd this dude make all his money, anyway?
不是他挣得 He didn't.
他的家族公司可是掌控着全球建筑用品的最大份额 His family owns the largest building supply company in the world.
所以他可以就这样成天花天酒地了 Now this is what he does all day.
斗鸡游戏？ Chicken fight?
... 所以今晚我们就要飞回墨西哥 ...so we'll fly to Mexico tonight.
不好 我们开船去 No, we'll take the boat.
爸爸现在危在旦夕 Papi is dying.
他还能挺一段时间的 He'll hold on.
他那么顽固 老天都不会那么早收他的 He's too stubborn to die quickly.
听着 Listen.
当我成了掌门人 是不是成天都要开会啊？ When I'm in charge, will there be a lot of meetings?
我一直在想着 Because I've been thinking...
购买一个足球俱乐部 of buying a soccer team.
这主意不错吧？ Sounds fun, right?
你真是不可理喻 You are unbelievable.
什么？ What?
你这心智就是幼儿级的！ You're a child!
什么？ What?
公司应该由我来掌控才对 The company should be mine.
我可是一直在拼命打拼 I do all the work.
你还可以做那些事儿啊 You can still do all the work.
我呢 就当公司需要对外时的 I'll be the pretty face...
潇洒外在形象 ...obviously.
你就是公司的大脑 这可是双赢啊 You'll be the brains. It's a win - win.
真搞不懂爸爸怎么满脑子都是老旧的大男子思想？ Why does Papi have these old, macho ideas?
那不是根源所在 That's not the reason.
那是什么？ Then what?
我觉得他只是... I think he just...
更爱我一些吧 loves me more.
这是事实 希望没有打击到你 It's true. Don't be upset.
听着 --- 我爱你 我真得很爱你 Look -- I love you. I love you a lot.
不过 But...
事实就是那样 我也无能为力 you can be unpleasant.
我真想自己给自己一枪了事 I want to shoot myself.
你看你自己都受不了你自己了 Even you can't stand yourself.
当时爸妈怎么就把你生下来了呢？ I wish you were never born.
你需要平静下来 You need to relax.
让女按摩师来为你放松一下 I'm calling my masseuse.
哦 天啊 救救我吧 God, help me.
是深层组织按摩 还是热石疗法？ Deep tissue or hot rocks?
我什么都不要 --- 闭上你的嘴就好！ I want nothing -- shut up!
双人服务？ Four hands?
好了 这是我的名片 All right. Here's my info.
如果你到了挪威 就来找我 If you're ever in Norway, look me up.
这里的夏天真让人崩溃 The summers are insane.
生活就是这样 奥德瓦尔 不这样也就不是生活了 That's happening, Oddvar. That's definitely happening.
嗨 打扰一下 我需要清理一下那里面了 Hi. Excuse me, I was told to clean in there.
可能会有点晃眼 Something about a glitter bomb?
不影响你吧？ Is that gonna disturb you?
没事儿 不会的 No, not at all.
嗯 我现在想来点什么 到底是什么呢？ Hmm. I'm craving something. What is it?
抱歉 你是在和我说话吗？ Excuse me, are you talking to me?
有点甜 但不是很甜 嗯 Sweet, but not too sweet. Hmm.
芒果？我确定就是芒果了 Is it mango? I'm pretty sure it's mango.
不对 等等 应该是木瓜 No. No, wait, wait. It's papaya.
会是木瓜吗？ Is it papaya?
我怎么会知道呢？ I would have no way of knowing that.
是啊 是啊 Of course.
你能否大发善心 帮我两样都弄点来？ Could you be a doll and get me a little of both?
嗯？ Hmm?
你知道我只是被雇来清洁地毯的 对吧？ You know I was just hired to do carpets, right?
你帮我拿点零食也没有什么妨碍啊 I don't see why that should prevent you from getting me a little snack.
你不是有成千上万的仆人在为你效劳吗？ Don't you have, like, 10,000 other people to do that for you?
是啊 可现在只有你在这儿 Yeah. But you're right here.
好吧 是我错了 不过我要赶紧做完 Okay, I'm sorry, but I really have to finish up
然后去接我的女儿们放学 so I can pick my girls up from school.
嘘 Shh.
也许你还不清楚我是谁吧？ Perhaps you don't know who I am.
我知道你是哪位大神 I know exactly who you are.
把屁股露给我看 做什么事都自我感觉良好 You showed me your ass and did a number on my self-esteem.
那我怎么就不能得到那些水果呢？ Then why don't I have my fruit?
我也不知道 但我是不会去的 Beats me. But I'm not getting it.
好啊 说得好 Okay. Fair enough.
你被开了 You're fired.
就因为没给你拿个芒果？ For not getting you a mango?
还有一个木瓜 Or a papaya.
好吧 随你了 没问题 Okay, you know what? That's fine.
只要你付了钱 我马上就走 Just pay me and I'll be on my way.
我是不会给你 或是那个什么“地毯织物护理公司” 付工钱的 I'm not paying you or the "We Care Carpet and Fabric Company."
大哥 您一个马桶的钱 Dude, you have a toilet in there
就抵我做一年的工钱了 that costs more than I make in a year.
是你让我来做工的 我做了你就必须付工钱 You hired me to do a job. I did it. You're paying me.
不付 Nope.
蒙特内哥罗先生 游艇已随时可以出航 Mr. Montenegro, ready to ship out when you are.
太好了！现在就出发 广阔的太平洋正等着我们呢 Great! Push off. The Pacific awaits.
再见 凯特 Goodbye, Kate.
你是个让人讨厌的家伙 You are a horrible person.
顶级大混蛋！ A first-class asshole!
“顶级大混蛋” "A first-class asshole."
你现在像个疯婆子了 You're no charmer yourself.
喔哦 被说中疼点了吧 Oh, whoa! That stung.
你就是个又自私又目中无人的混蛋！ You selfish, condescending prick!
我敢说你这一辈子就是自我陶醉 从来就没有体验过一天工作的艰辛 I bet you haven't worked a single day in your entire, self-absorbed life.
亏我当时还差点儿 就差这么一点儿 And to think I was this, this close,
邀请你参加我们的浴缸派对呢 to inviting you to join us in the Jacuzzi.
你要这么做了 全球的青霉素都要不够用了 There isn't enough penicillin in the world!
不要啊 等等 别开船 No, no, wait. No, no, no.
不要啊 不要解开缆绳 No. Don't untie the boat.
对不起 请等一下 船长！我还在船上呢 Excuse me, wait. Excuse me! Captain! I'm still on board.
先别开船啊！ Don't leave yet!
我是如此的英俊潇洒 身躯强健 女人都喜欢我 Women adore me. I'm charming, and fit, and disease-free.
哦 醒醒吧 Oh, grow up.
你就是一个腹中无才又妄自尊大 You are a vain, empty little man,
离了你老爸的钱就啥也不是的小男人 who'd be nothing without his daddy's money.
哦 糟糕！ Oh, no!
这在开什么玩笑！ 喔哦 停下来！ You gotta be kidding me! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait.
赶紧跳下去啊 Better jump off.
休想 我哪儿都不会去的 除非你 No. No. I am not going anywhere, until you,
或者你的管家 要么你的那帮女伴 付了钱再说 or one of your butlers or bimbos writes me a check.
随便你吧 下一站是旧金山哦 Fine. Next stop, San Francisco.
行啊 后面12个小时我就寸步不离地跟着你 Fine. I'll be a pain in your ass for the next 12 hours.
我可没想到结局会是这样 I guess I didn't think this through.
是啊 你是没想到 No, you didn't.
我都无法相信你会逼我着这么做 I can't believe you're making me do this.
你这人有什么毛病啊？ What the hell is wrong with you?
等等！我的装备还在上面呢 Wait! My equipment.
哦 对啊 Oh, of course.
给你 Here you are.
不要啊！不要！那很贵的！不要！ No! No, no, no! It's very expensive! No!
哦 Oh!
等一下 我还忘了些东西 你的桶 Wait. I forgot something. Your bucket.
- 接着 - 不要啊！ - Fetch. - No!
现在你知道了吧 And just so you know,
我的生活一点都不空虚！ my life is not empty! Hmm?
每个人都想过我这样的生活 不就是因为太有意思了吗？ Everyone wants my life because it's meaningful.
我恨死你了！ I hate you!
再见 Goodbye.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
现在倒好 我不光是欠清洁公司3000美元的新设备款 And now I owe the cleaning company $3,000 for a new machine!
还被开除了 那个家伙就是个恶棍 And they fired me. He is the devil.
喔哦 谁是恶棍？ Whoa, who's the devil?
- 莱昂纳多·蒙特内哥罗 - 他是谁？ - Leonardo Montenegro. - Who's that?
就是那个世界排名第三的富人的儿子 Says here he's the son of the third richest man in the world.
是拉美人？ 真是的 对我温柔点吧 宝贝 闪亮登场 A Latino? Hell yeah. Mi gente, babe, showin' up.
嘿 那些是给员工的 知道吗？你还是不是他们的老板啊？ Hey! Those are for the crew, right? Not their boss?
你说什么呢？亲爱的 我都瘦了8磅呢 What are you talking about, babe? I lost eight pounds.
很快我就可以穿得不用那么紧了 Pretty soon I'm gonna be breaking out my skinny shirts.
我真是喜欢他跳舞的样子 I love when he dances.
到时就像哈塞贝克一样修长 Bring back the Hasselbeck.
你知道我银行账户还剩多少吗？ You know what I got in my bank account?
42美元 我要再找一份工作了 今晚就可以开始 $42. I need to get another job. Like, tonight.
博比 你招人吗？ Bobby, are you hiring?
如果你能搬运一天的混凝土大袋子 那就可以啊 Yeah, sure, if you can haul giant bags of concrete all day.
我们应该可以给你凑点钱 We could probably scrape together a few bucks for you.
只是本尼刚好要上大学 而某人呢 还买了艘小艇 Just Benny started college and somebody bought a boat!
好了 宝贝 我们又要旧事重提吗？ Come on, babe, we're gonna relitigate this?
我支付的船款远远低于市面价格 I paid significantly below market for that boat.
非买不可 简直就是在抢钱啊 I had to buy it. It was a steal.
我怎么就想当个护士呢？ Why am I even trying to be a nurse?
我这辈子看样子也就是送送披萨 I'm gonna be delivering pizzas
清理一下地毯了 and cleaning carpets for the rest of my life.
凯特 别这么说 听着 Kate, don't say that. Hey, look.
来一口大蒜头吧 Have a garlic knot.
保证会让你神清气爽 It makes everything just a little bit better, I promise.
别听他的 No, it doesn't.
不要？我自己吃 No? I'll have one.
莫雷蒂将球传回中场 Moretti plays it back to midfield,
像以往一样控制节奏 controlling the pace as always.
我有点醉了 I'm drunk.
好啊 刚好我可以乘人之危 Good, I'll take advantage of you.
唔 Oops.
等我一下 别翻身 Give me a second. Don't turn of.
有什么问题吗？ Is there a problem?
避孕套用完了 My condom drawer's empty.
我会搞定的 I'll fix this.
现在球门大开 可是马格努森过于犹豫 And the door was wide open, but Magnusson hesitates...
我都和这家伙说过多次了 I've told the man repeatedly,
给我留9分钟的时间吃晚餐 for the nine minutes I am having my supper,
现在我就把闹钟给关了 I am off the clock.
亏我给这帮家伙付工钱 他们都能干些什么啊？ What am I paying these people for?
- 我马上回来 - 好的 - I'll be back. - Okay.
别去得太久了 Don't take too long.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Papi.
一切都好 -- 刚才只是有股海浪 All good -- just hit a wave.
拜托这儿一定要有 Please be here.
见鬼 我找不到避孕套 誓不罢休 Damn it, I'm relentless.
嗯 Hmm.
太好了！ Yes!
五个！ Five!
一切都在计划之中 ...everything's under control.
小潘乔今晚又可以吃饱喝足了 "Pancho's" having dinner tonight!
喔哦！ Whoa!
救命啊 来人啊！ Help me, somebody!
救救我啊！ Help me, please!
救命啊 来人啊！ Please, anyone, help!
科林！救命！ Colin! Help!
- 进球了！ - 耶！耶！ - Goal! - Yeah! Yeah!
救命啊！ Help me!
会把他安然无恙的带回家的 Bringing him home safe and sound.
救命啊 船长！ Help, Captain!
救救我吧！ Please! Help!
救命啊！来人啊！ Help! Help, somebody!
昨晚玩得太嗨了吗？老兄？ Rough night, pal?
嘿！ Hey!
夫人 希望虽然不大 I don't wanna get your hopes up, ma'am,
当我们应该是找到他了 but we might have found him.
我已经和警察说过了 Like I told the officer,
我根本不知道今天是哪天 我也不知道我在哪里出生的 I don't know what day it is. I don't know where I was born.
我连我叫什么都不记得了 I don't even know my own name.
我唯一记得的就是在一个沙滩上苏醒的 I remember nothing except waking up
当然浑身上下都是沙子 on a beach with an ass full of sand.
你是个医生 对吧？ You're a doctor, right?
你来对症下药吧 Well, fix it.
另外 And also...
帮我找个漂亮点的护士？ Can I get a prettier nurse?
她是我们这儿最漂亮的护士 She is the pretty one.
也许是因为急性创伤导致大脑内颞叶受损 Probably caused by acute trauma to the medial temporal lobe.
失忆症？不会吧？是永久性的吗？ Amnesia, really? Is it permanent?
怎么说呢 大脑的结构很复杂 Well, the brain is a tricky thing.
他也许一两天内就可以恢复记忆 He might get his memory back in a couple of days
也有可能永远失忆 or maybe never at all.
实话实说 我们这里也就碰见过 But to be honest, we've only had
一起麋鹿酒庄的失忆症病例 one case of amnesia here in Elk Cove
患者还是在80年代患的病 当时她可是个漂亮的年轻姑娘 and that was a pretty young woman back in the '80s.
为你的兄弟祈祷吧 “爸爸看着都不行了 莱昂纳多到底在哪儿？” Fingers crossed, this is your brother, ~ Papi's getting weaker. Where's Leonardo? ~
要知道这儿是一座海滨小镇 总是有无家可归的人在此流落 but this is a beach town, we do get our share of homeless here.
那如果这个病人就是个睡马路的可怜人呢？ So what happens if he's just some poor guy living on the street?
那他就会被用船送到塞勒姆岛上一个精神病治疗机构去 Then he'll be shipped off to a psychiatric facility up in Salem.
- 哦 天啊 - 病人在那儿基本也就废了 - Oh, my God. - People get lost up there.
我们到了 Here we are.
他真的什么都记不起来了？ And he really remembers nothing?
是的 什么都记不起来 Not a thing.
都说了一百遍了 我不吃鸡肉、牛肉 For the hundredth time, I don't want chicken or beef.
我要吃鱼 I want fish.
一片炭烤海鲈鱼 再来一瓶奶油夏敦埃酒 A simple, grilled piece of sea bass. With a buttery Chardonnay.
他不是我的兄弟 That's not my brother.
快去啊！现在！ Do it! Today!
你还在等什么？ What are you waiting for?
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
哦 见鬼 Shit! Ow.
见鬼 Shit!
见鬼 Shit.
只给我两个星期搬家 我现在满脑子都是焦虑 I got two weeks. I am having a total anxiety attack.
我不能让我的孩子们老是颠沛流离啊 I can't make those girls move again.
是的 亲爱的 坚持住 我包包里还有半片镇静剂 Okay, honey, hang on. I got a half a Xanax in my purse.
我们会想出对策的 We're gonna figure this out.
凯特 看看这个 Kate. Look at this.
我本来是想看看“海滩淘金”上是否有二手割草机卖的 结果猜猜我看到了什么！ I was searching for a used lawnmower in the Beachcomber, and look what I found.
一个失忆症患者 就在咱们小镇上 Amnesia. Right here in our little town.
我就说吧 这类事儿太多了 I told you this stuff happens all the time.
谁知道他是谁啊 Dude has no idea who he is.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
哦 天啊 就是他 Oh, my God. That's him.
那个混蛋 That's the asshole!
“一位身份不明的无家可归的男人 "An unidentified homeless man.
“综合性旧事失忆症患者” "General retrograde amnesia.
“曾有一个驾游艇路过的墨西哥城女人 "There was hope a Mexico City woman
“来寻找他的兄弟 可惜不是” "yachting nearby might be his sister, but..."
那就是他的姐姐 That was his sister.
真不敢让人相信 Unbelievable.
我敢打赌 她是故意装着不认她弟弟 I bet she's pretending not to know him,
这样她就可以接管公司了 so she can take over the company.
《不化妆的爱》的剧情和这一模一样啊 They did that on Amor sin Maquillaje.
好了 Okay.
我们现在就去医院 We are going down to the hospital right now
把他欠我们的钱要回来 and getting the money he owes me.
别忘了对他冷嘲热讽一番 And add a little for pain and suffering, too.
哦 的确如此 我要大大的嘲弄他一番 上次他可是把我当成了垃圾 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add a lot. He treated me like crap.
耶 我可以买新的防滑鞋了 Yeah, and I need new cleats.
我们都会穿上崭新的防滑鞋的！ We're all gonna get new cleats!
等一下 凯特？ Okay, wait. Hey, Kate?
如果他清醒的时候就不付钱给你 If he didn't pay you when he knew who you were,
你凭什么觉得他现在会付给你钱？ what makes you think he's gonna pay you now?
真是头大啊！ This is so frustrating!
我讨厌富佬！他们总是可以逍遥法外！ I hate rich people. They get away with everything.
不过听着 这次他休想好过 But you know what? No, not this time.
因为我不会说出他是谁的 Because I am not gonna tell them who he is.
我要让他就烂在那里也无人知晓 I am just gonna let him rot in there.
是啊 你当然可以这么做 Yeah, you could do that,
要不也学学他们 审时度势 因势利导？ or you can be like them and take advantage of the situation.
怎么才能做到呢？ How? How could I do that?
卡洛斯 你现在还做假证件吗？ Carlos, you still making fake documents?
什么？ What?
绝对没有 Absolutely not.
除了那份让人割舍不下的来钱行当 Out of that racket.
我绝对是奉公守法的美国好公民 I'm a law-abiding American citizen.
是要州级证书还是联邦证书？ State or federal?
很好 丫头们 现在是你们出力帮你们妈妈的时候了 All right, hey, girls. I'm gonna need you to help your mom
好好地翻一下以前的家庭合照 dig up some old family photos.
我准备让博比把他穿不上的要扔的衣服都拿来给我们用用 I'm gonna ask Bobby to loan us a box of his useless, skinny clothes,
我有个计划 你可能会不喜欢 because I have an idea that you're gonna hate,
但你别搞错了 那绝对是富有诗意的完美报复 but you're wrong because it is poetic in its justice.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我是来接我丈夫的 就那个失忆的男的 I'm here to pick up my husband, the man with amnesia.
哦 那你一定是凯特了？ Oh. You must be Kate?
弗莱彻医生接到你电话后一直很兴奋 Dr. Fletcher was so excited to get your call.
我们也是的 We all were.
我去把他叫出来 I'll go get him.
差点忘了 他当时随身携带的物品都在这里面 Almost forgot. Here's everything he had with him.
谢谢 Thank you.
等等 你太紧张了 Wait, okay, you're just nervous.
是啊 是很紧张 Yeah, really nervous.
这太疯狂了 而且很有可能还违法呢 This is crazy and probably illegal.
凯特 好了 你要去哪里？ Kate, come on. Where are you going?
听着 你就这样认输了？ Look, do you wanna get evicted?
当然不是的 Of course not.
那就是了 我们就按计划行事 我们都商量好了啊 Okay, well, then stick to the script. We have a plan.
你考试前的一个月内 由博比雇佣他 One month until the test. Bobby will hire him,
他就相当是你的额外的提款机 而且你也有时间学习了啊 and he'll be an extra paycheck, so you have time to study.
我都不认识这个家伙 我怎么能让他跑到我的家庭里来呢？ I barely know the guy. I am not gonna let him move in.
可是你也在场啊 当然是学习啦 But you're gonna be there, studying.
要不怎么说这个计划很完美呢 That's why it's genius.
又不会让这个家伙单独和孩子们呆在一块 He'll never have to be alone with the kids.
来吧 Come on.
你就当是为了孩子们吧 You're doing this for your girls.
我是为了我的孩子们才这么做的 I'm doing this for my girls.
这就对了 There you go.
给你 就戴这个戒指 反正博比也不会去注意的 Okay, here, use this. Bobby won't even notice.
Good news.
你爱人来带你回家了 Your wife has come to take you home.
终于等来了 Finally. It's about time.
什么？等等 What? Wait.
我结过婚？ I'm married?
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
我不认识这位女士 I do not recognize this lady.
不幸而言中啊 I was afraid this would happen.
你有带相关材料过来吗？ Did you bring the materials we talked about?
我知道你现在很迷茫 I know this must be very disorienting,
不过看看 这是我们的结婚证明 but here's our marriage license.
我叫里奥·莎莉文？ My name is Leo Sullivan?
是啊 你的曾祖父 Yes. Your great-grandfather...
你的曾曾祖父 芬巴·莎莉文 Your great-great-grandfather, Finbar Sullivan,
从爱尔兰移民过来 还参加了1846年墨西哥解放战争 emigrated from Ireland, to fight for Mexico in the war of 1846.
你在给我唱大戏吧？ 绝对不可能 That's gobbledygook! It can't be true.
亲爱的 我们结婚都有15年了 Honey, we have been married for 15 years.
还养育了3个可爱的女儿呢 We have three wonderful daughters.
不可能 我不可能有孩子 No, there's no way I have children.
就算是有 也会是男孩 And if I did, they'd be sons.
男孩儿的事儿是随口说的 I'm just saying.
你的护照、你的出生证明... I have your passport, your birth certificate...
哦... Oh...
这儿还有一张我们蜜月时拍的照片呢 Here's a photo from our honeymoon.
我们去的是里诺（美国著名的“离婚城市”）？ We went to Reno?
你肯定是在骗我 Now I know you're lying.
里奥！亲爱的 别胡思乱想了 Leo! Sweetie, stop puzzling.
我怎么能不胡思乱想呢？ I'm puzzling.
你我就是人们眼中的里奥·莎莉文夫妇啊 You and I are Mr. and Mrs. Leo Sullivan.
我们是在坎昆市相识的 We met in Cancun.
你当时是个旅游团导游 You were a tour guide.
我呢 在一艘游轮上打工 I was working on a cruise ship.
有点印象了吗？ Is any of this ringing a bell?
没有 什么都没有 Nope. Nothing.
只要游轮一靠岸 我们就赶紧去约会 We dated every time I docked.
我们一起品味冻酸乳 We would get frozen yogurt
一起欣赏海龟海滩的日落 and watch the sunset over the Playa Tortugas.
我们就是在那里坠入爱河的啊 That's where we fell in love.
听起来很会搞浪漫攻势啊 里奥 Sounds like you're a romantic, Leo.
听着 听着 Look, look, look.
我承认我是忘记了很多事情 I admit there are many things I've forgotten,
但我内心的深处告诉我 but from the depths of my soul,
我绝对没有和这个女人结过婚 I know I'm not married to this woman.
所以 除非你能拿出真实的证据来 So, unless I see some real proof,
否则我就要去咖啡馆享用我的派了 I'm getting a slice of pie at the cafeteria, hmm?
好运 不靠谱的女士 Good luck, crazy lady.
等等 亲爱的 Wait, wait. Wait. Honey?
我本来不想说的 I didn't wanna say this,
因为你是把它当做隐私的 because I know it embarrasses you.
你的右屁股蛋上刻着卡通鼠的纹身呢 But you have a tattoo of a cartoon mouse on your right butt cheek.
不可能 我没有 No, I don't.
你真是我妻子？ You're really my wife?
甭管好歹你就认了吧 亲爱的 For better or worse, baby.
好了 我们到了 All right, here we are.
小家看起来不起眼 但里面都是满满的爱啊 I know it doesn't look like much, but it's full of love.
我很穷？ I'm poor?
没错 Yup.
进来吧 Come on in.
哦 爸爸！ Oh, Dad!
- 爸爸！ - 我们好想你啊 - Daddy! - We missed you so much.
看到你无恙 我真开心 I'm so glad you're okay.
埃米莉？ Emily?
嘿 Hey.
她只是生性冷淡一点而已 She's too cool to admit it,
事实上她才是最着急的那个 but she was the most worried of all.
很抱歉 我好像一个都不认识啊 I'm sorry, I don't recognize any of you.
哦 别这样啊 Oh, come on.
莫莉、奥利维亚、埃米莉 Molly, Olivia, Emily,
你的三个火枪手啊？ your three musketeers?
不可能 No.
呃... 我要去做作业了 Uh... I've got homework.
她们怎么看上去都不像我？ How come they don't look like me?
哦 亲爱的... Oh, sweetie...
我们当时始终无法怀上孩子 We had trouble getting pregnant,
所以不得不找了个精子捐献者才得以有这帮孩子的 so we had to use a sperm donor.
我不能生育？ I'm sterile?
没有关系的 That doesn't change a thing.
你依然是他们的父亲啊 You are still their father.
而且你为了这个家的生计 那是相当的拼 You've done everything for this family.
一口气接了2份、甚至3份工 Taken two, even three jobs.
我还打工？ I work?
要不我们怎么能过上这样的幸福生活呢？ How do you think we can pay for all of this?
打断一下 我是打什么工 以何为生的？ I'm afraid to ask, but what do I do for a living?
是这样的 在你辞工之前 Well, before you got laid off,
你是家禽处理厂的领班 you were a foreman at the poultry processing plant.
而且在你打保龄球时 Luckily, Bobby,
很碰巧遇到了我老板的丈夫 博比 my boss's husband, you met bowling,
他还给了你一份建筑工地的活呢 gave you a job at his construction company.
我知道 的确是很辛苦 每天你都腰酸背痛的 It is awful, backbreaking work, I know,
但也幸亏有活可做啊 but we are lucky to have it.
我要喝点酒 要喝很多才行 I need a drink. Lots of them.
怎么了？让我麻醉一下都不行吗？ What? Please don't tell me I'm sober?
你曾经戒酒长达3年 You had your three-year chip,
可后来你又重染恶习 but then you relapsed
在那海滩上你又发誓戒酒的 and you ended up on that beach.
好像应该是？ 4天了？你已经坚持4天了 亲爱的！ So what is that? Four days? You got four days, honey.
- 我们依然为你自豪 - 嗯 - We're still really proud of you. - Mm-hmm.
我明白了 I see.
不管怎样 都不能再饮酒！ No alcohol. Whatsoever.
娜达 Nada.
我要去上洗手间 I need to use the restroom.
应该就是那个有马桶的房间吧？ I assume it's that room over there with the toilet.
天啊 宝贝 你终于开始有印象了！ Look at you, babe. It's all coming back!
卟 Boop.
我可不喜欢这种动作 I don't like that.
再来一个 One more.
卟 卟！ Boop, boop!
我的生活怎么会是这样的啊！？ This can't be my life.
亲爱的！ Honey!
- 嘿！ - 嗨！ - Hey! - Hi.
没有手纸了 Running low on toilet paper.
在洗手盆下面 Under the sink!
知道了 Of course.
是的 Yes.
洗手盆下面 知道了 Under the sink, of course.
请为我挚爱的兄弟祈福吧 Please keep my beloved brother in your prayers
你们先回墨西哥 as you head back to Mexico.
我会留在这儿 一直找他 I'm going to stay here until I find him.
生要见人 死... Alive or...
往好处想 只往好处想 Good thoughts, people. Only good thoughts.
我以前很胖？ I was fat?
是啊 当你酗酒的时候 你才不在意你的身材呢 亲爱的 Um, yeah. You didn't make the best decisions when you were drinking, honey.
明天我们去找古德维尔 Tomorrow we're going to Goodwill.
博比的最小号衣服都太大了 Bobby's skinny clothes are not skinny.
我猜这些海鹰肯定是哪个运动队的标志吧 I assume these Seahawks are some kind of sports team
而我还是他们的忠实粉丝？ and I'm a big fan,
你看我所有的衣服上都有 because most of my clothes
这种难看的又是蓝又是绿的鸟的标志 have this God-awful green and blue bird on it.
是橄榄球队啊 爸爸 我们都喜欢的 Football, Dad. It's our thing.
我们每次都一场不落的看完呢 We watch every game together.
有时就算我不做完作业 我们都一起看呢 Even when I haven't done my homework.
嘿 每个人都要开始做自己的事儿了 Hey. Everyone does their homework.
包括我在内 现在我要复习胸腔外科学的要点了 Including me. And right now I've gotta memorize protocols for thoracic surgery.
里奥 那就请你把晚饭做好吧？ So, Leo, why don't you get dinner started?
什么？做饭？我去做饭？ What? Cook? Me? Cook?
亲爱的 我知道你脑部受过伤 Sweetheart, I know you had a head injury,
可我们当时有过协商的 but we made a deal.
我备考复习的时间段里 While I'm studying for my exam,
你要负责所有的家务 you keep the house running.
可我连怎么给灶台点火都不会啊 But I don't even know how to turn on the stove.
哦！亲爱的 好啦 Oh! Honey, come on.
沙拉 加上意面就是今天的晚餐 冰箱里有罐调味汁 Salad, pasta. There's a jar of sauce in the fridge.
不会吧 Holy cow.
哦 打扰一下 Ooh, ooh, ooh, uh, pardon me.
热天里没有什么比来杯冰啤酒更爽的了 Nothing like an icy cold beer on a warm day.
嗯 Mmm, mmm.
太棒了 Yes.
呃！ Ugh!
我们平常就用这种调味沙司？ Is this the sauce we always use?
除了红之外 啥味道都没有 It tastes like red nothing.
怎么才知道面条熟了没有？ And how are you supposed to tell when the noodles are done?
尝一根就知道了 Taste one.
嗯 Mmm. Mmm.
烫 烫死了！ Hot, hot, hot!
钟点工什么时候来啊？ When's the maid coming?
是不是我就是那个钟点工啊？ As I'm saying this, I fear I'm the maid.
求人不如求己 亲爱的 No one cleans like you do, sweetie.
太可怕了 This is awesome.
亲爱的？ Honey?
别磨蹭了 我们都饿疯了呢 Try not to dilly dally. We're all super hungry.
有爸爸在边上的感觉真好 I like having a dad around.
他可不是你们的爸爸 小家伙 He's not your dad, genius.
你保证过要有个好脸色的 You agreed to have a good attitude.
如果你要是能让他帮着照看孩子 我就肯定会有好脸色 And I'll have a great attitude if you let him babysit,
起码我就不用整天困在这儿看这帮小不点了 so I'm not stuck here watching these guys all the time.
我们讨论过这个问题 我绝对不会让他来照看孩子的 We went over this. I don't want him to babysit.
为什么你只让他做家务呢？ Why does he only get to do your chores?
我也想像其他同学那样去泳池游泳 I wanna go to the pool like every other kid in my class.
我不管 他就是不能来带孩子 I don't care! He's not babysitting.
你担心他是个变态吗？ 'Cause you think he's a pervert?
当然不是了！ Of course not!
什么是变态？ What's a pervert?
- 没什么 - 我可以有个变态吗？ - Nothing. - Then can I have one?
不行 不能由他来照看孩子 就是这样了 No! He's not babysitting. End of story.
晚安 Good night.
我总是啥都得不到 I never get anything.
那么 这儿就是美妙开启的地方了吧？ So, is this where the magic happens?
你都不记得我是谁了 You don't even remember who I am,
还要和我上床？ and you still wanna have sex with me?
是的 很乐意 Yes. Very much.
那是不是可以这说 So, basically,
你也会和一个完全陌生的人发生关系？ you wanna have sex with a complete stranger?
是的 非常乐意 Yes. Very much.
好吧 大男孩 All right, big boy.
你应该知道我们的规矩的 You know the rules.
什么？等等 What? Hey, wait, wait, wait.
晚上我不和你一起睡？ I'm not sleeping with you?
你需要维持30天的禁欲和清醒 You need 30 days clean and sober.
这是你和你的赞助人达成的条件 你自己提出来的 不是我说的 You and your sponsor came up with that. It was your idea, not mine.
你说什么？ What are you saying?
- 卟！ - 你就让我睡沙发？ - Boop! - You're gonna make me sleep on the couch?
不是啊 上次让你睡了沙发 Nope. We tried that last time
结果发现你就躺着酒柜里烂醉如泥了 and you ended up in the liquor cabinet.
那我要睡哪儿呢？ So, where am I sleeping?
到啦！ Here you go.
有张小床 设备也一应俱全 You have a cot and everything.
好啦 All right,
晚上呢我就会把房子反锁起来 so I'm gonna lock up the house for the night.
如果你要上厕所 If you need to use the bathroom,
就用它吧 here you go.
我是个没人疼的可怜虫 I'm a nobody.
一个又没钱 又不能生育 又酗酒的可怜虫 A poor, sterile, drunk nobody,
只能在一个瓶子里尿尿 who has to pee in a bottle.
别忘了 你是我的可怜虫哦 But you're my nobody.
好啦 博比明天一大早就会来接你去上班的 All right, Bobby's picking you up in the morning, bright and early.
你要早点休息 知道吗？ So you need to get some rest, okay?
哦 对了 小心熊哦 Oh, and watch out for bears.
什么声音吓死个人？ What is that noise?!
早啊！ Buenos dias.
- 衬衫穿上去挺精神的 - 谢谢夸奖 - Nice shirt. - Thank you.
小心别撒到衬衫了 Yeah, don't spill on it.
这可是一代经典 It's a classic and everything.
真的 现在你想找都找不到了 Seriously, they're hard to find.
好了 伙计们 Okay, everybody.
这是里奥 新来的 This is Leo.
布罗 布瑞托 Burro. Burrito.
还有对教父特崇拜的维托 Vito, because he loves The Godfather.
这是我不成器的外甥 詹森 This is my worthless nephew, Jason.
我们叫他幸运星 因为他能找到个工作就超级幸运了 We call him Lucky, because he's lucky to have a job.
实际是因为我被雷劈了2次了 真的 And 'cause I got hit by lightning. Twice. For real.
我就不该呆在这儿的 I shouldn't even be here.
是啊 戈多以前人送外号“喔 看胖子啊” Yeah. Gordo was like, "Whoa, shit!"
老弟 你还真是越叫越顺嘴了 哈？ Bro, you don't get to call me that, okay?
别得意过头了 我以前和你长得可是一样样的 And don't be so cocky. I used to look just like you.
那头发 那腹肌 还有那双色眯眯的小眼睛 The hair, the abs, the little bedroom eyes.
你可不许学他们这么叫我 You definitely don't get to call me that.
你可是要替我干至少6个月的活呢 You gotta work for me at least six months, okay?
欢迎加入 老兄 Welcome, man.
天啊 你的手就像娘们的软啊 Damn, you got some soft hands.
你以前都在做什么啊？ What've you been doing?
好啦 这个可怜家伙失忆了 Back off -- poor guy's got amnesia.
我猜他以前肯定是给别人修指甲的 I know what he's been doing. Working at a nail salon.
真的就是一双娘们的手 Those are some real lady hands.
行了 我们还要去挖一个泳池出来呢 开工 Come on, we got a pool to dig. Let's go.
嘿 Hey.
听着 我确信我以前从没干过工地的活 Listen, I'm pretty sure I've never worked construction.
我更适合做点跑跑腿的事儿 So, I might be more suited for running errands,
比如一些轻松点的办公室工作 or maybe some light office work.
我可以给他们端茶倒水什么的 I could be the guy who gets the muffins.
行啦 我会罩着你的 知道啦？ Look, I got your back, all right?
- 会给你派轻活的 - 好啊 - I'll go easy on you. - Good.
太感谢了 Great.
你！ Yo!
娘娘手 你这辈子都是这个慢速吗？ Any of this jogging your memory, Lady Hands?
好像是的吧？ A little bit?
做完这个 我就给你安排个真正轻松的活 After this I got a real easy job for you.
才不会呢 只是开个玩笑啦 老弟 No, I'm just kidding, bro.
我当时就想 哪怕能把他的尸体带回家也好啊 可是 I wish I could've brought his body home, but...
... 鲨鱼已经把他撕咬的体无完肤了 ...the shark did too much damage.
怎么我儿子骨灰闻起来一股肉味？ Why does my son smell like meat?
呃... Uh...
那是因为人到了最后 Because, in the end...
都会是这个样子的 that's what we all are...
汉堡包一样 Hamburger.
很快你也就要把我也丢到烤炉里了 You'll be throwing me on the grill soon enough.
- 哦 天啊 - 请别这么说 - Oh, my God! - Don't say that!
不会的 No, no, no.
新型抗生素会有疗效的 The new antibiotic's going to work.
我知道现在大家都很伤感 I know this is an emotional time,
不过也许我们还是应该商量一下 but perhaps we should talk about
公司的将来 the future of the company.
没有什么好说的了 There's nothing to talk about.
我入土之后 When I'm in the ground,
就由你来接管吧 you're in charge.
我会小心谨慎的 爸爸 I'm humbled, Papi.
瞧你的样子啊 你梦寐以求的皇冠 Look at you -- the crown you always dreamed of.
这就是你想要的 对吧？ That's what you wanted, right?
是的 Yes.
不过不应该是这样的 But not like this.
不是这样的 Not like this.
- 咖啡 - 好的 - Coffee. - Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
瞧瞧人家 Look at this guy.
什么都有了 香浓的咖啡 He's got it all dialed in, with his espresso machine
还有甜美可爱的小美人 and that sweet little peach.
这就是我追求的生活啊 That's gonna be me one day.
老兄 到时随便来光顾啊 You can come over whenever you want, bro.
嘿 伙计们？ Hey, guys?
你们能先去清理房子另一侧的土吗？ Can I get you to haul the dirt on the other side of the house?
我知道这会给你们添麻烦 I know it's longer,
可是纳蒂亚和我都希望能有个安宁的早上 but Nadia and I are trying to have a quiet morning.
抱歉 先生 我不懂英语 Sorry, mister. I don't speak English.
- 是啊 - 不懂英语 - Right. - No speak English.
那打扰了 我去和博比说 Sorry. I will talk to Bobby.
嗯 博比 Si. Bobby.
我就喜欢戏弄富佬 I love doing that.
怎么啦 娘娘手？ What happened, Lady Hands?
脑子不好使了 肌肉也不好使了？ Lose your memory and your muscles?
加油！ Come on!
来点酒吧 老兄 With gusto, buddy.
娘娘手 拿出点男人气概来！ Lady Hands, do it like a man!
加油 老兄！ Go for it, dude!
再来一遍！让我把它录下来！ Do it again! I need to film that!
他刚才可是像只猴子一样空翻啊 He flipped like a monkey!
记住 洗你那身运动衫时 要用冷水 Remember, when you're washing the jersey, cold water.
洗衣机打慢速循环挡 知道了吗？ You listen. Gentle cycle. Okay?
布埃诺 Bueno.
嘿 只有按照那些清洗流程 Hey, respecting the wash instructions
才对得起衣服上的球队名字啊！ is the best way to respect the team.
不要混洗红色衣服 否则会染红的！ And no reds, they tend to bleed!
受尽折磨 疲惫不堪 嗓子冒烟 Tortured, tired, thirsty.
嗨 亲爱的 你第一天的班上的怎么样？ Hi, honey! How was your first day?
糟透了 我的身体 Terrible. My body.
无 处 不 疼 Pain. Every. Part.
哦 Oh.
我当时坐在车里 I was in the car...
说了句“什么？” And I said, "What?"
我们要不要送他去医院啊？ Do we need to take him to the hospital?
- 我说“博比...” - 不用 - I said, "Bobby..." - No, no, no. No.
他没事儿 只是脱力需要休息而已 He is fine. He just needs some rest.
休息 休息 Rest. Rest.
对啊 Oh, that's right.
我满嘴都是沙子 Dirt is...
知道吗？再休息个几分钟 You know what? Why don't you take a few minutes,
你就应该开始操持今晚的家务了 before you get started on all the things you have to do tonight?
什么？还要做？ What? There's more?
我知道你现在记性不好 I know you're having trouble remembering,
所以我给你列了份清单 so I made you a list.
不会吧 No, no, no.
就我这身体状况 都没办法从沙发上起身了 It's physically impossible for me to get off this couch.
我是说 我的腿都不听使唤了 I mean, my legs are no longer functioning.
不信你看 你看 Look. Look.
我现在真得有心无力啊 I want, but I can't.
只要我还能动弹 And even if I could move...
我绝对会去按照清单所列把每项可恶的活都做了 I wouldn't want to do any of the vile things on this list.
背面还有两项工作哦 There's a couple more on the back, too.
我认识这家伙 我怎么会认识这家伙的呢？ I know that guy. How do I know that guy? CHD字幕组 招纳翻译 诚邀您的加入 QQ群569620609
嘿 你是不是在捷飞络公司上班？ Hey. Do you work at Jiffy Lube?
真是莫名其妙 God, I hope not.
这个问题搞不懂 让我不能安生啊 This is gonna drive me crazy.
这里用了新的沙司酱？味道不一样呢 Is this new sauce? It tastes different.
是啊 我多加了点料 Yeah. I added a few things.
一些洋葱碎丁 一点红辣椒 Some chopped onion, a little red pepper
还有一撮叫茴香的香料 and a pinch of something called cumin.
原来那些难吃的东西 我再吃一口都要吐了 I couldn't bear another bowl of that tasteless slop.
我喜欢 我很喜欢吃 I like it. I like it a lot.
味道是比原来的好 对吧？ It's better, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
这天天吃意面也不是个事儿啊 I feel like we've been having pasta too much.
也许你应该变点什么花样了 Maybe you should mix it up a little.
好啦 我要开始复习功课了 Okay, I'm gonna take mine up to study.
嘿 厨房忙完后 别忘记要清理垃圾哦 Hey, after you clean the kitchen, don't forget, it's garbage day.
菲奥纳 现在总算明白为什么我要失忆了 It's entirely clear to me now why I blocked out my life, Fiona.
那种经历让人根本就无法忍受啊 It's a hideous existence.
晚安 小家伙们 我爱你们 Good night, you guys. I love you.
- 晚安 妈妈 - 爱你 - Good night, Mom. - Love you.
哦 你在开什么玩笑呢？你不是都累瘫了吗？ Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Aren't you exhausted?
哪里会有人因为累而顾不上床笫之欢呢？ Who would use exhaustion as an excuse to not make love?
谁都会啊 Everybody.
去小屋吧 我理解 事实上我也好想和你亲热呢 To the shed. I know. I know. It's hard for me, too.
今天表现的很好哦 Nice work today.
关上 快点关上！ Turn it off! Turn it off!
快点关上！ Turn it off!
快点把这玩意儿关上！ Turn that thing off!
你在对着我喷啦！ You're spraying me!
我要把这精彩瞬间发布到色拉步社交平台上去 Yo, I'm gonna post this on my Snapchat.
让他们看看你是如何勤奋劳作的 老弟 I'm gonna make you a little beaver, bro.
怎么老是让我们做这些该死的工作？ How come we always get the shit jobs?
那是因为你还不是个技术工 Because you're unskilled laborers!
自由的天堂里 可是没有免费午餐的 Land of the free, no land of the free lunch.
快点干活！ Let's get it done!
我服了 你就是个天才 Okay. You are a genius.
昨天晚上我足足睡了7个小时 I got seven hours of sleep last night,
你猜他都给我们做了什么晚餐？ and guess what he's making for dinner?
鸡肉烤串 椰浆饭 Chicken skewers, coconut rice.
哦 我要换老公了 Aw, I want a fake husband.
谢谢 真是太感谢你了 Thank you. Thank you.
我这周学习的知识比我几个月下来都学得多 I got more studying done this week than I have in months.
看来下次我就算把你卖了 Maybe next time I ask you to commit a crime,
你都会帮我数钞票了 you won't fight me on it.
... 我也不知道 ...and I don't know,
总有个感觉 I feel like...
我被困在一个本不属于我的人生里了 I'm stuck in a life that isn't mine.
我是说 I mean...
你看那个家伙 有着豪宅 look at this guy with his mansion
天天欣赏着无敌海景 and his view of the ocean.
我觉得这才应该是我的生活 I feel like that should be my life.
没错 你就应该过着像比尔·盖茨 或者卡洛斯·斯利姆 那样的生活 Yeah, you should be living like Bill Gates or Carlos Slim
有自己的豪宅 有自己的游艇 with a big house and a private jet.
我也想啊 老兄 Me too, man.
所以我要买乐透彩 That's why I play the lottery.
每个周五同一时间点 我就去买同样的数字组合 Every Friday at the same time, I buy the same numbers.
12 - 21 - 45 这可是我的幸运数字 12 - 21 - 45 My lucky numbers.
估计只有当教父出门买橘子 被枪杀的时候 The day the Godfather got shot buying oranges.
你那些数字才能给带来好运！ Those numbers are really working for you!
你们不明白的 You don't understand.
我觉得这中间肯定有天大的误会 I feel like something's profoundly wrong.
有时当我注视我妻子时 Sometimes I look at my wife and...
我都不知道她是谁 I have no idea who this person is.
这还用你说 我早就知道了 Tell me about it.
你应该见过高中时代的索尼娅吧？ You should've seen Sonia in high school.
真是又火辣又苗条 She was smokin' hot.
现在我简直都不认识她了 Now I barely recognize her.
完全都走样了 She got really ugly.
相信我吧 她对你也失望透顶 Trust me, she's disappointed too.
他说得是另外一回事 He's one to talk.
可我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
我根本就感觉不到我们是一对真正的夫妻 I don't feel like we're really husband and wife.
我都不知道有多久没有和她上过床了 We haven't had sex in I don't know how long.
真的 完全没有印象 Really, I have no idea.
你知道我最后一次和我老婆干事是什么时候吗？ You know the last time I had sex with my wife?
我家女儿出生后的第9个月 Nine months before my daughter was born.
现在她已经3岁了 She just turned three.
- 快点 远离这家伙 - 他看我们的眼神不大对啊！ - Quick, move away. - He's looking at us!
老弟 你应该庆幸你得了失忆症 Bro, you're lucky you have amnesia.
我还记忆犹新呢 我当时为了 I remember when I thought my nephew
我外甥到底该做点什么操透了心 was actually gonna do something with his life.
音乐是个正当行业啊 我是个艺术家呢 Music is something. I'm an artist.
真的吗？一位“艺术家” Yeah, an "artist".
成天睡在我家沙发上 You're sleeping on my couch, bro.
那又怎样？如果有一天我站在格莱美红毯上 Yeah, well, that tune's gonna change
对你发表感言时 戈多 你的话风估计就要变了吧 when I thank you at the Grammys, Gordo.
- 哦 是吗？ - 真的呀 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
那你赶紧重操旧业啊 你知道我是怎么想的吗？ You better pick it up, dawg. You know what I'm saying?
因为人一到30 所有的代谢精力都会开始变迟钝的 'Cause the Diaz metabolism slows down around 30.
看到我这儿了吗？ See this right here?
那会让你从此和音乐榜单无缘的 It's not gonna get you on the charts, dawg.
好了 我们走吧 Come on, let's go.
接了一些让人头疼的活 I got some work I don't feel like doing.
你怎么还带着这顶工地帽啊？ Why do you even wear that hard hat, man?
去你的！ Kiss my ass!
你知道我能收拾你的 You know I can take you!
问题是 问题是... The thing is, the thing is...
我觉得我就是一部提款机 I feel like I'm just a paycheck.
娘娘手... Lady Hands...
你本来就是啊 that's what you are.
只是提不出多少钱而已 But not a very good one.
感伤啊 Pathetic.
老兄 我们都是如此啊 We all feel this way, man.
- 真的！ - 理所当然 - Really! - Absolutely.
- 你们都这么认为 - 我们全部 - All of you? - All of us.
欢迎加入本俱乐部 Welcome to the club.
听着 娘娘手 你够走运的了 Listen, Lady Hands, you're blessed.
有份正经工作 You got a decent job.
一个忍受你这个废物的老婆 还有三个漂亮健康的女儿 A wife who puts up with your crap. Three beautiful, healthy girls.
当他完蛋后 告诉我一声？ Will you wake me when he's done?
别像个痞子 Don't be a jerk.
你知道教父唐·柯里昂会怎么说你吗？ Know what Don Corleone would say to you?
他会说“拿出你做男人的担当来” He'd say: "Act like a man."
“拿出你做男人的担当来” "Act like a man."
接着他应该扇你一耳光 需要我扇你一下吗? And then he'd slap you. Do I need to slap you?
不用了 我明白了 No. I got it, I got it.
那好吧 先是 Well, then...
拿出你做男人的担当来 Act like a man.
拿出你做男人的担当来！ Act like a man!
- 明天见 博比 - 好的 老弟 - See you tomorrow, Bobby. - Okay, brother.
嘿 记住 别告诉特蕾莎我偷吃煎鸡扒的事 Hey, remember, don't tell Theresa about the chicken parm.
嘿 Hey.
我给你买了点东西 I got you something.
冻酸乳 Frozen yogurt.
重温一下海龟海滩上的往事 Like the old days on the Playa.
- 什么？ - 海龟海滩上的往事 - What? - On the Playa Tortugas.
哦 哦 Oh, oh.
对啊 是的 黄昏时分 Right. Yeah, the sunsets.
- 是啊 - 多美好的时光啊 - Yeah. - Yes. Good times.
我不记得我们当时喜欢的口味了 I couldn't remember which flavors we liked,
所以我就挑了个混搭口味的 so I got an assortment.
谢谢 Thanks. This was
你真是太好了 really nice of you.
我知道我最近表现的不尽人意 I know I haven't been the easiest to live with lately,
但我会试着去努力 but I'm gonna try a little harder.
我无法保证能做到什么样子 但也许我会有翻天覆地的变化的 I can't promise a lot harder, but maybe I'll surprise myself.
好的 加油坚持下去 Well, keep doing this.
也许下次买的时候 往里加点装饰料 Maybe next time, bring some toppings.
嗯 Mmm.
芒果 我喜欢芒果 Mango. I love mango.
我一直都喜欢芒果味吗？ Have I always loved mango?
自打我认识你开始就是这样的 As long as I've known you.
是的了 Ah, yes.
当我们年轻的时候 When we were young
我们一直都是如胶似漆 彼此缠绵 and couldn't keep our hands off each other.
没这回事儿 No.
好吧 Okay.
那我就回我的小屋了 Well... I'll be in my shed.
要有个好心态 Trying to have a good attitude.
尽管只有蜘蛛陪着我 Just me and the spiders.
哦 Oh.
差点忘了我的厕所了 Forgot my bathroom.
呼！ Whew. Whew!
爸爸 我真得好难过 I'm having a hard time, Papi.
还记得 当时我飞到纽约求学 Remember when I went to New York
想成为一名大提琴演奏家？ to try to be a concert cellist?
你暴跳如雷 还断绝和我的关系 You were furious and cut me off.
我早就原谅你了 And I've forgiven you.
应该是吧 Mostly.
只有莱昂纳多真得去帮我 But Leonardo was there for me.
他专门飞到纽约 还... He flew to New York and...
帮我装饰我的公寓 helped me decorate my apartment.
也只有他才相信我的才能 He was the only one who believed in my talent.
一直如此 Always.
他的死太突然了 His death was very sudden...
而且 玛格达在很多细节上都含含糊糊 and Magda's been so vague about the details...
我打电话是想替莱昂纳多·蒙特内哥罗办一张死亡证明 I'm calling to get a death certificate for Leonardo Montenegro.
他两星期前因为鲨鱼攻击而丧命 He died a couple of weeks ago in a shark attack.
是的 被鲨鱼攻击了 Yes. An attack by a shark fish?
我表述的很清楚 I think I'm saying that correctly.
哦 天啊 这东西有多重啊？ Oh my God, how much do these things weigh?
90磅 90 pounds.
真是要命啊 It's cruel.
他们制造时就应该考虑让人搬运轻松一点 They should make it so an actual human being can carry them.
那样的话我们一趟就可能少赚3分钱了 Probably save like 3 cents a bag this way.
蒙特内哥罗 Montenegro.
贪婪的吸血鬼 Greedy bastards.
嘿 今天发工资哦 Hey, it's payday.
终于等到了 About time.
布罗 Burro.
布瑞托 Burrito.
谢谢 老板 Thank you, boss.
这你的 里奥 Here you go, Leo.
客户要我们早点下班 And the client wats us to leave early so he can...
这样他就可以按个摩 或者数数钱什么的 get a massage or count his money or something.
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
看着点！ Watch out!
你看什么呢？ What're you staring at?
不应该啊 不过感觉就像是我拿到的第一份收入 It can't be, but this feels like the first paycheck I ever got.
别手软了 娘娘手 Don't lose it, Lady Hands.
- 谢谢 博比 - 你应得的 老弟 - Thanks, Bobby. - You got it, bro.
- 好的 - 嘿！ - All right. - Hey!
- 嘿！ - 嘿 小甜心！ - Hey! - Hey, sweetie!
布埃诺 Bueno.
记得哈塞贝克吗？ Oi, remember Hasselbeck.
他总能在别人对他的固有期待下再次创新 He's way more mobile than people give him credit for.
嘿 Hey.
- 你怎么不去骑行呢？ - 骑带辅助轮的车子没意思 - Why aren't you riding? - It's no fun with training wheels.
我以前没教过你怎么骑自行车？ I never taught you to ride a bike?
没关系啦 有的父亲是没有那么多时间的 It's okay. Some dads can't be around that much.
不行 这怎么没关系呢 No, it's not okay.
我要改正错误 现在就开始 I'm gonna fix this. Right now.
等我先把这些东西放好再来 好吗？ Let me just put this away. Okay?
你在干什么呢？ What are you doing here?
今天他们让我们提前收工 体验一下银行家怎么过日子的 They got us working bankers' hours today.
管他们的 Whatever those are.
那你能帮我照看这些娃们吗？ So then it's cool if you watch those guys,
我想去游个泳 so I can go to the pool?
当然 好的 有什么不可以呢？ Yeah, sure. Why not?
谢谢老爸 Thanks, Dad.
- 嘿 老妈 - 说出来你都要惊呆了 - Hey, Mom. - You're gonna be blown away.
《现代时尚杂志》认为我是这部戏里的灵魂人物 Modern Senior magazine said my performance stole the show.
而且《圣犹大健康快讯》还把我印在了封面上！ And the Saint Jude wellness newsletter featured me on the cover.
是啊 代价就是把我和孩子们丢下不管 That certainly justifies leaving me without childcare.
人生苦短啊 凯特 Life's short, Kate.
你必须要做些自己想做的事情 You gotta do what makes you happy.
我可不想动不了的时候后悔 I don't wanna have regrets
想去做的却没能去做 just because I didn't do what I wanted to do.
亲爱的 终有一天 你会理解的 You'll understand someday, honey.
见鬼 我必须收线了 老妈 Shit! I gotta go, Mom.
别人都看着呢 Everyone's looking.
我才不管呢！ I don't care!
我都和你说好了 这一个月时间内帮我照看你的妹妹们 I asked you for one month, just watch your sisters.
我们对那个家伙什么都不了解 And we don't even know anything about this guy.
那又是谁的错？又不是我让他来咱们家的 Whose fault is that? I didn't bring him into the house.
问题不在这儿 That's not the point.
2分钟后我会告诉你为什么的 And I'll tell you why in two minutes.
我们这事儿还没说清楚！ We're not done talking about this!
都是你的错 害得我送给顾客的只能是凉披萨 And because of you, their pizza was cold
他们给我的也是可怜巴巴的小费 and they gave me a lousy tip.
也许是因为你做事就像鸭子一样的唠叨 别人才不愿意给你小费的 Maybe you got a bad tip because you run like a duck.
你就祈祷家里没事儿吧 You better hope everything's okay.
我不高兴了 我讨厌这整件事儿 简直是愚不可及 I hate this. I hate this whole thing. It's so stupid.
我爱海鹰队！ I love the Seahawks!
我们的球队刚带球冲进终点线啦 Our team just ran the ball to the finish line.
进了球门区 The end zone. We've been over this.
好极了 触地得分 Oh, right. Touchdown.
慢慢地都想起来了 It's coming back slowly.
看到了吗 老妈 一切安康 没人死掉啊 See, Mom, everything's fine. No one died.
哦 对了 凯特 我也让人来补了一下屋顶 现在不漏水了 Oh, and, Kate, I got some of the guys to help me fix that leak in the roof.
你把盒子都拆开了？ And you unpacked the boxes?
哦 是的 我找到了这些枕头 Oh, yeah, yeah. And I found these pillows.
刚好沙发也需要来点亮色搭配一下 The couch needed a splash of color.
什么？ What?
“小鸟建巢 总是一点点来的”这是法语 "Little by little, the bird builds its nest." It's French.
等等 我还会说法语 Wait. I speak French.
我怎么会说法语呢？ Why do I speak French?
呃 Uh...
忘记了？你原来可是个导游啊 Well, you were a tour guide,
众所周知 巴黎人喜欢来坎昆 and it's well-known that Parisians love Cancun.
来品味当地的薯片、沙拉 欣赏弗拉门科舞娘 For it's chips and salsa and its flamenco dancers.
现在你不会把我说得一无是处了吧？ Thanks for humiliating me for nothing.
嘿！我们说好的 你自己没有坚持做到啊 Hey! Hey, we had a deal, and you didn't stick to it.
有点理智 好吗？ You're grounded.
谁在意啊？我在家里就是个囚犯 Who cares? I'm basically a prisoner here anyway!
- 那也才一个星期而已！ - 凯特 凯特 嘿 - For a week! - Kate, Kate, Kate. Hey.
我能和你谈一下吗？ Can I talk to you for a sec?
听着 你应该知道13岁小孩都是什么样的行为 Okay, listen, you remember what it's like to be 13.
我是一点都不记得 你也许还行吧 I don't, but you probably do.
你想说什么？ What are you getting at?
不准打电话！ And no phone!
嘿 我只是觉得你有点... Hey, hey, I just think maybe you're being...
我也不知道 应该是对她太严厉了点 I don't know, a little hard on her.
别对我怎么教育自己的孩子指手画脚！ Don't tell me how to raise my kids.
“你的孩子”？ "Your kids"?
嘿 听着 Hey. Listen.
尽管这些丫头们并没有我的基因 Just because those girls were not conceived with my seed,
但请不要剥夺我作为他们的父亲或是一个男人的责任 doesn't make me any less their father or a man.
当然不会 我只是 Of course not. I just...
我还没说完 I'm not done.
我现在拼死拼活的是为什么啊 不就是这个家庭吗？ All I do is work and work and slave for this family.
我也许没有能力让我们生活在一个富裕环境中 I may not have put us in the lap of luxury,
但我正在维持这个家庭 but I'm a provider.
你刚才所说的对我就是揭我的伤疤 What you said was a low blow.
不公平而且伤害力极大的揭伤疤 An unfair and hurtful low blow.
- 亲爱的 我... - 揭我的伤疤 - Honey, I... - Low blow.
我要出去透个气 I need some air.
里奥！ Leo!
等我看一下比分再 Right after I check the score.
太棒了！ And it is good!
- 我们输了 - 亚利桑那胜的漂亮！ - We lost. - A stunning win for Arizona.
希望你能开心 I hope you're happy.
- 你要去哪里？ - 我不知道 - Where are you going? - I don't know.
不是因为我不知道 And not because I don't remember, hmm?
而是因为我真的什么都不知道 Because I don't know.
我叫里奥 是一个酒鬼 My name is Leo and I'm an alcoholic.
嗨 里奥 Hi, Leo.
坦率说 我对我每天喝得醉醺醺的日子一点印象都没有 To be honest, I don't really remember my drinking days.
- 是啊 - 说得在点 - Yep. - Been there.
今天晚上我和我老婆吵了一架 I got in a fight with my wife tonight.
我在一家酒吧前面站了足足20分钟 I stood outside a bar for 20 minutes.
差一点就进去了 就差这么一点 I came this close. This...
但我最后来的还是这里 But here I am.
- 欢迎常来 - 每天一次 - Keep coming back. - One day at a time.
血梗 血梗 血梗 Bloody stools, bloody stools Bloody stools
抗血小板的副作用 血梗 Antiplatelet, bloody stools
天啊！ Holy shit!
莱昂纳多·蒙特内哥罗 Leonardo Montenegro.
是的 他是几星期前在你们海域被鲨鱼攻击而丧命的 Yeah, he was murdered by a shark in your district several weeks ago.
对不起 女士 Sorry, ma'am.
我们这四年从来没有一起鲨鱼袭人事件发生 Haven't had a shark attack around here in four years.
真的吗？ Really?
你要不再和其它警局核实一下？ Don't you have to check with other police stations?
女士 我向你保证 Lady, I promise you,
如果这期间真要说有人被鲨鱼袭击了 if anyone's gonna hear about a shark attack,
那个人只会是我 it's gonna be me.
祝你好运 Good luck to you.
嗯 Hmm.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
呃 Um...
今晚的事儿很抱歉 Sorry about tonight.
我才是那个应该说道歉的 I'm the one who should apologize.
不是啊 我没有尽到我的责任 No, I really need to keep my side of the street clean
尤其是 没有一颗感恩的心 and, you know, cultivate an attitude of gratitude.
是我反应过激了 我和埃米莉谈过了 也安抚了她 I overreacted. I talked to Emily and ungrounded her.
我只是被这门考试给压得喘不过气了 I'm just so stressed out about this test.
是啊 你一直在努力工作 而且 Well, you've been working so hard and...
我来 I got it.
我一直在想如何才能帮到你 And I've been thinking how I can help.
所以我和特蕾莎谈过了 So I talked to Theresa
她同意我替你带班 and she's okay with me picking up a few of your shifts.
- 真的？你愿意为我这么做？ - 是啊 - Really? You'd do that for me? - Yeah.
我没那么无私 I'm not being selfless.
只是尽量多替别人想想 I'm just thinking of myself less.
你喜欢里面加奶 对吧？ You like it with milk, right?
还有一点糖 And a little sugar.
哦 我可以周日整天都带孩子 这样你就可以学习了 Oh, and I'll take the kids all day Sunday so you can study.
就你一个？我不能... By yourself? I can't let...
好吧 那就太好了 Actually, that would be amazing.
很好 Great.
我还想过我应该... 哦 啊！ I was also thinking that I should... Oh! Ah!
被刀割了 血 好多血 Sharp knife. Blood. Blood. Lots of blood.
- 我能见血 - 没事儿的 - I do not like blood. - All right.
没事儿的 放松点 没事儿的 All right, take it easy. You're okay.
- 让我看看 - 救救我 - Let me see, let me see. - Help.
等我把血冲掉 I'm just gonna wash it off.
我觉得恶心 要昏倒了 Feeling queasy. Gonna faint.
不会的 你不会昏倒的 No. You're not gonna faint.
- 我真得昏了 - 不会的 - I'm fainting. - No.
房子怎么在旋转？ The room is spinning.
没事儿的 你就坐那儿歇歇 All right, let's just sit you down over here.
有多严重？ How bad is it?
需不需要去医院？要不要绑止血带？ Should I go to the hospital? Do I need a tourniquet?
放松 我可是个受过培训的专业人士 Relax. You are with a trained professional.
- 我需不需要缝针？ - 不用 - Do I need stitches? - No.
请救救我 我会流血不止而死的 Please help me. I'm bleeding to death.
哦 天啊！好大一个口子 Oh, God! It's really deep.
你在干什么？ What the hell are you doing?
清洗伤口啊 天啊 你还真是娇嫩 Cleaning the cut. My God, you're such a baby!
我会处理的 I got this.
我们可是整整上了一节课呢 I took a whole class on it.
学习包扎伤口？ Dressing wounds?
学习怎么和歇斯底里的家伙打交道 Dealing with hysterical patients.
好了 All right.
好了 Okay.
就是那里 There.
你这病床边的护理很到位啊 You have very good bedside manner.
- 你真这么认为？ - 是啊 - You think so? - Yeah.
有时我都特别害怕做不好 Sometimes I worry about that.
没有啊 你所有的举动都很自然 No. No, you're a natural.
好了 完好如初 All right. There you go. Good as new.
呃 Well, um...
我想你应该学习了 I guess I'll let you study.
谢谢这么细心地照顾我 Thanks for taking such good care of me.
好了 Okay.
晚安 Good night.
等等 Wait.
你可以睡到屋里楼下的那个沙发上 You can sleep inside. Downstairs, on the couch.
真是太开心了 You've made me very happy.
卡塔莉娜怎么样了？ What happened to Catalina?
她的孩子没了 She lost the baby.
孩子没了？ She lost it?
那阿图罗肯定不会娶她了 Now Arturo will never marry her.
当然不会了 妥妥的 Of course not. Never.
比赛结束后我们就来接你？ We'll pick you up after the game, hmm?
谢谢了！ You're welcome!
我们怎么就不能去游泳呢？ Why can't we go swimming?
我们应该给她一点自由空间啊 We're giving your sister a little space.
这空间也太大了 Too much space.
给的空间也太大了 We're giving her too much space.
所有人都在看着呢 Everyone's watching.
我不管！ I don't care!
我为什么要听你的 你甚至都不是我的亲生父亲 I don't have to listen to you. You're not even my real dad.
什么？是你妈这么说的？ What? Your mother told you?
不管怎样 我都不能让你的人生被那些 Well, I'm still not letting you throw your life away
卷着头发 整天色眯眯的混小子给毁了 for some sex-crazed, curly-haired wolf.
那个小男生实际只想做一件事情 就一件事情 That boy wants one thing and one thing only.
他是个同性恋 He's gay.
好吧 那就是另一件事 Okay. One different thing.
你怎么了？你哭什么？ What are you doing? Why are you crying?
因为我很痛苦 Because I'm miserable.
痛苦？ You are?
是的 Yeah.
我在波特兰的时候有那么多朋友 I was really popular in Portland,
可在这儿 每个团体都把我拒之门外 and here everyone's on group texts that I'm not a part of.
这个男生是我在西班牙语课上的同学 And there's this boy in my Spanish class that I like,
可他甚至都不知道我也在那个班上 but he doesn't know that I exist.
这儿的救生员们都是他的朋友 而且... And he's friends with the lifeguard here and that's...
等等 你在学西班牙语？ Wait, you're taking Spanish?
是啊 很枯燥 我讨厌西班牙语 Yeah, it's boring. I hate it.
挺好 Muy bien.
你的发音很自然 Your pronunciation is very natural.
只是需要在发“R”的音时要卷舌 I mean, you still need to roll the "R's".
什么？ What?
说一遍 Say it.
- 你应该... 好了 好了 - 老爸！ - You have to... Okay, okay. - Dad!
他怎么可能不知道你的存在呢？ How could he not know you exist?
你这么年轻漂亮、聪明、有想法 You're a beautiful, smart, thoughtful young woman.
如果能成你的男朋友 那是他祖坟冒青烟 He'd be lucky to be your boyfriend.
可现在就找个男朋友实在是太早了 But you're way too young for a boyfriend.
他们肯定都特别想当你的男朋友 They'd all be lucky to be your boyfriend.
这儿的每个男孩都会求你做他的男朋友的 Every boy here should beg to be your boyfriend.
但我不允许 不允许！ But I forbid it. I forbid it!
我知道我说的有点颠三倒四 不过 I know I'm all over the map. It's just...
女儿的养成中可是会有很多困惑的 It's very confusing having a daughter.
听着 我不会去做那些傻事 好吗？ Look. I'm not gonna do anything stupid. All right?
去玩儿吧 Go have fun.
谢谢 Gracias.
蓝色 52号 从左边路突破 Blue 52. Hot route left.
哈 哈 走起！ Hut, hut, hike!
好！好！ Yes! Yes!
冲啊！冲啊！好！ Go, go, go. Yes! Yes! Yes!
冲啊！冲啊！好！ Go! Go! Go! Yes!
喔哦！ Woo-hoo!
- 耶！ - 耶！ - Yeah! - Yeah!
- 团队都是好样的 我们赢了！ - 那是我女儿 - Go team! Yeah, we did it! - That's my daughter.
我们都知道 We know.
二次触地得分 Second touchdown.
我们赢了 We're winning, actually.
是啊 我们把他们打得屁滚尿流！ Yeah, we kicked their butts!
- 谢谢 否则我不可能这么轻松 - 啊 - Thanks for rescuing me. - Ah.
我之前的脑子都是一团浆糊 My mind was turning into mush.
嘿 莫莉！ Hey, Molly!
什么时候学会不用辅助轮汽车了？ When did you learn how to ride without training wheels?
爸爸教会我的 Dad taught me.
她只摔了一次 She only fell once.
骑快点！骑快点！ Faster! Faster! Faster!
加油 加油！没错！ Come on, come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!
喔！ Whoo!
怎么吃 才能不让脑子冻疼了呢？ So how do I get rid of the brain freeze?
- 这么吃 - 像这样？ - Go like this. - Like this?
嗯 Mmm.
你会抛弃我们吗？ Are you gonna leave us?
你什么意思呢？当然不会 我可是你们的爸爸 What do you mean? Of course not. I'm your dad.
有时候爸爸会离开的 Sometimes dads leave.
好吧 可能是有这样的爸爸 但我绝对不会离开的 Well, I guess maybe they do, but I'm not going anywhere.
你是逃脱不了我的魔掌的 You're stuck with me.
谢谢 Thank you.
“A. 体重突然增加 B. 腹部发痒 "A. Sudden weight gain. B. Abdominal itch.
“C. 血梗 D. 轻..." "C. Bloody stools. D. Light..."
血梗 Bloody stools.
还没到把我埋了的时候 Don't bury me yet.
嗨 爸爸！ Ay, Papa!
我好多了 I'm all better.
放松点 你还在康复中 Easy, you're still recovering.
我刚才都可以自己小便了 I just peed on my own.
你能相信这个庸医居然还能治好病吗？ Can you believe this quack was right?
我30年内可是救人无数啊！ I've been right for 30 years.
爸爸！ Papa!
我现在真是太高兴了！ I'm filled with happiness!
回到正题上 你还会接管公司业务的 You can dial it back. You still get the company.
也许当初就应该把公司交给你 Probably should've given it to you from the start.
我会小心谨慎的 爸爸 I'm humbled, Papi.
科林 当玛格达莱娜辨认我弟弟的尸体时 Colin, were you with Magdalena
你是否也在场？ when she identified my brother's body?
没有 夫人 她坚决要求我们回避此事 No, ma'am, she was quite insistent on handling the matter herself.
你是在暗示什么吗？ Are you insinuating?
我应该暗示什么吗？ Should I be insinuating?
在你自己有答案之前 记住我是个苏格兰人 And before you answer that, remember I'm Scottish.
我可以整天猜哑谜 I can do this all day long.
嘿！那么 考试结果？ Hey! So, the test?
尽管有两个我答不上来 但总是是考完了 There was a couple that I blanked on, but at least it's over.
现在我不用再维持这个骗局了 Now I don't have to keep up this insane lie.
你确定不再等两个星期告诉他真相？ Are you sure you don't wanna wait a couple of weeks before you tell him?
我意思是说 现在想找个好帮手真的很难 I mean, good help is hard to find.
是的 完全赞同 我的伙计们都开始喜欢他了 Yeah, totally. And the guys are really starting to like him, too.
不行 不行 方的就是方的 圆的就是圆的 他已经偿清他的债务了 No. No. Fair is fair. He has paid his debt.
我也折磨他够久了 I have tortured him long enough.
好吧 Okay.
等你又开始自己洗衣服的时候 就会想他的好了 You're really gonna hate doing your own laundry again.
两位... Guys...
我现在很紧张 I feel pretty nervous.
我觉得他会疯掉的 I think he's gonna freak out.
疯掉？ Freak out?
凯特 你可是要告诉他 他其实不是个挖土的 而是一个亿万富翁啊 Kate, you're telling a ditch digger he's a billionaire, you know.
我打赌他会欣然接受的 I'm pretty sure he's gonna be okay with it.
是的 Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
呃 我要和你谈一下 Uh, I need to talk to you.
好的 怎么了？ Yeah. What's up?
我要坦白一些事情 我都不知道如何从何说起 I have to confess something, and I don't know where to start.
没事 随便说吧 Well, whatever it is,
反正没有什么大不了的 I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
- 事情很大的 - 是吗？ - It's pretty big. - Yeah?
而且听起来很疯狂 And this is gonna sound crazy.
有可能是很好玩的疯狂 也可能是疯掉的疯狂哦 Maybe funny-crazy or crazy-crazy.
我做了些糟糕的事情 But I did something terrible.
稍等一下 Hold that thought.
丫头们！ Girls!
晚餐好了！ Dinner's ready!
耶 请就座！ Yeah. Sit down, please.
- 小心 很烫的 - 真好闻啊 - Be careful, it's hot. - It smells so good.
- 希望好吃 - 看上去就好吃 - I hope it tastes good. - It looks so good.
用勺子 Use a spoon. Mmm.
好了... So...
你想坦白什么糟糕事儿 那就说吧 What's this awful thing you need to confess?
我... I...
好啦 我是你老公 你什么都不应该隐瞒的 Come on, I'm your husband. You can tell me anything.
我忘记提醒你今天是我们的结婚纪念日 I forgot it's our anniversary.
真的吗？ Really?
今天？ Today?
结婚纪念日快乐！ Happy anniversary!
那我们应该出去疯一疯啊！ We're going out!
你们表演的真不赖 You guys are really good.
谢了 老兄 还是和我叔说一声吧 Thanks, bro. Tell my uncle.
15年了 Fifteen years.
很少有夫妻能携手走这么久 A lot of couples don't make it that long.
是啊 Yeah.
谢谢你一直对我不离不弃 Thanks for sticking with me.
我知道我做的不够好 I know I haven't made things easy.
- 夜景真美啊 - 是很漂亮 - It's pretty out here. - Beautiful.
你知道一艘船鸣笛三响表示什么意思吗？ Do you know what it means when a ship honks three times like that?
有人曾和我说过一次 我忘记了 Someone told me once, but I forgot.
我记得啊 Yes, I do.
这是来源于一个古老的西班牙传说 It's based on an old, Spanish legend.
真的 Yeah.
而且很浪漫的 Very romantic, by the way.
当时有个贫穷的女佣卡塔莉娜 You see, there was a poor housemaid named Catalina.
她很漂亮 把殖民地总督的儿子阿图罗迷得神魂颠倒 She was very pretty and caught the eye of the colonial governor's son, Arturo.
等等 你不是什么都不记得了吗？ Okay, wait. You don't remember anything,
你怎么能记得这个故事呢？ yet you remember this?
这个传说太有名了 It's a very famous legend.
然后 他们就坠入了爱河 So, they fell in love.
当然 Of course.
可是阿图罗的父亲却是坚决反对 But Arturo's father forbade it.
他绝对不允许自己的独子和一个贫民交往 He couldn't have his only son running around with a commoner.
所以 他就命令阿图罗返回西班牙 阿图罗被迫回去了 So, he ordered Arturo to return to Spain, which he did.
不过在走之前 他向卡塔莉娜承诺 But not before promising Catalina
他一旦回来就会用三声长汽笛 he'd come back and signal for her
给她发暗号 with three long blasts.
就像你听到的这样 Just like you heard.
这怎么听起来很像那帮厨子看的肥皂剧啊？ This sounds suspiciously like one of the shows the kitchen guys watch.
- 我不知道你说的是什么样的电视剧 - 啊哈 - I have no idea what you're talking about. - Uh-huh.
但一年后 所有事情都计划好了 Anyway, a year later, everything went as planned.
她就向外海游去 可是雾气太浓 She swam out, but the fog was too thick.
阿图罗就大声叫 “卡塔莉娜！卡塔莉娜！” He called out, "Catalina! Catalina!"
她就回应 “阿图罗！阿图罗！” She yelled back, "Arturo! Arturo!"
就这样 他跳入海里 And with that, he dove into the water.
紧紧的抱在了一起 They reunited,
而且在此之前 and Catalina, who, up until that point,
卡塔莉娜一直拒绝他的进一步举动 had been resisting him
因为她要忙着自己的考试 because of some test she had to study for,
现在终于让他吻了她 finally let him kiss her.
嗯 Hmm.
哦 我终于想起来了 Oh. Now I remember.
三声鸣笛表示这艘船要倒车了 Three honks means a boat's about to go in reverse.
好吧 Okay.
也许吧 你说得对 Maybe. Factually.
不过我... But I...
以前都是这样美妙吗？ Was it always this good?
每次和你一起都感觉像是第一次 Every time with you is like the first time.
看啊 这是我们建造出来的 Look at this thing. We built it.
是你做的第一个泳池哦 老兄 Your first pool, bro.
做得好 Good job.
嘿 看看你自己 现在终于有了干活人的手了 Hey, look at you, you got working man hands now.
耶！ Yeah!
真的嘞！ Yes, I do!
太好了 That's good.
雷肯▪汤姆林森接过球 摆脱阻挡 Take that play, get off the block there by Laken Tomlinson.
我相信这个家伙终有一天会成为全美最优秀的防守球员 This guy will be a defensive MVP one day, I guarantee you.
爸爸 什么是变态啊？ Dad, what's a pervert?
呃 Um...
好吧 Well, uh...
当一个男的 When a man
有了辆货车 has a van...
凯特！ Kate!
莫莉想问你一个问题 Molly has a question for you.
怎么要这么久呢？ What is taking them so long?
你就放松点吧 Would you relax?
他们说过下午2点就开始公布结果的 They said they were gonna post the results after 2:00 p.m.
好了 中场休息 All right. Halftime.
我要去取午饭了 I'm getting lunch.
等一下 清单在哪儿？ Oh, wait. Where's my list?
这里 Here.
嗯 再见 Mmm... Ciao.
等等！嘿 我忘记了一件事 Wait! Hey, I forgot.
亲爱的！ Honey!
再弄点凉拌卷心菜 还有一些薯片 好吗？ Get coleslaw, okay? And maybe some potato chips.
好的 知道了 Okay, got it.
写下来 我还不知道你 你调头就会忘的 Write it down. I know you. You're gonna forget.
还有饼干 我要吃饼干 And get cookies. I want cookies.
饼干 Cookies.
笔呢 Pen.
凯特！ Kate!
怎么了？ What's the matter?
我也不知道 我只是想弄明白 I don't know. I was just wondering
一个守着不育症男人的妻子带着这么一提 what the wife on an infertile man would be doing
弧形的 顶端可以容纳液体的特罗詹避孕套能干什么？ with a strip of ribbed, reservoir-tipped Trojans?
好了 Okay...
事情不是像你想的那样 This is not what you think.
没什么 It's nothing.
没什么？ 我们可是起过誓的 Nothing? We made a vow.
一个神圣的誓言 我可是一直在遵守 A sacred vow, which I kept, I think.
别就这么断定我就没有机会了 And don't assume I didn't have opportunities,
因为我可是能 because I did.
创造无数的“它们” 应该是吧 Lots and lots of them. Probably.
真是乱了 This is nuts.
你知道吗 我其实很高兴 You know what, I'm glad.
我很高兴你发现了这些东西 I'm glad you found these,
因为我一直在想该怎么告诉你真相 because I have been trying to think of a way to tell you this.
你和我 You and I...
我们并没有真的结过婚 We're not really married.
是不是我不能让你满意啊？ Have I not made you happy?
是的 但问题不在这儿 Yes, but that's not the point.
我不是你的老婆 I'm not your wife.
那屋里的孩子们 也不是你的孩子们 Those kids in there, they're not your children.
哦 又来了 Oh, this again.
又来揭我的伤疤 Low blow.
好吧 过来 过来！ All right, come on. Come on!
丫头们！ Girls?
丫头们 我刚告诉了他真相 我希望你们也和他说一下 Girls, I just told him the truth, and I want you to tell him, too.
说啊 告诉他 Go ahead, tell him.
告诉他什么？ Tell him what?
告诉他 他不是你们的爸爸啊 Tell him he's not your dad.
但他就是我们的爸爸啊？ But he is our dad?
不是的 不用重复我说的 No, don't tell him what I told you to tell him.
就告诉他实情 埃米莉你先来 Tell him what really happened. Emily?
他喝醉了 倒在海滩上人事不省 He got drunk and blacked out on the beach.
我们都很担心 我都睡不着觉 We were really worried. I couldn't sleep.
不是的 见鬼！告诉他实情！ No, damn it! Tell him the truth!
你怎么能对我的三个小“火枪手”这么说话呢？ Don't you speak to my three musketeers like that.
我受够了 I've had it.
你们都干了些什么呀？ What do you think you're doing?
- 我们喜欢他 - 我们想让他留下 - We like him. - We want to keep him.
你们不能留下他 他和你们都不沾边 You can't keep him. He doesn't belong to you.
他也和你不沾边啊 可你还不是把他留下了 He didn't belong to you, either, but that didn't stop you.
- 你知道我是有原因的 - 我们也有我们的原因啊 - You know I have my reasons. - So do we.
里奥 听着 听着 那些避孕套不是凯特的 Leo, listen. Look, look, look. Those condoms aren't Kate's.
都是我的 They're mine.
别替她背黑锅 Don't cover for her.
不是的 她真的是在替我背黑锅呢 No, I'm not. She's covering for me.
事实是 我有和我的顾客们上床 Yeah. I'm the one sleeping with the customers.
真的？ Really?
我有个毛病 里奥 我对做爱很上瘾 I have a problem, Leo. I'm obsessed with sex.
不会吧 Come on.
我就是个性瘾癖！ 真的 I'm a sex addict! It's a real thing.
你们在说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
凯特！我已经坦白了 Kate! I confessed.
你不需要再替我遮遮掩掩了 You don't have to lie for me anymore.
我终于可以面对现实了 I can finally get the help I need.
现在如释重负了 你们不用告诉博比 Now, don't worry. You don't have to tell Bobby.
我会告诉他的 I'll tell him.
你恨我吗？ Do you hate me?
当然不 Of course not.
我理解肉体饥渴时的感觉 I know the flesh is weak.
嘿 是一天至少一次吗？ Hey, one day at a time. Hmm?
是的 一天要来一次 Yeah, one day at a time.
真是对不起 我居然不相信你 I'm so sorry I didn't trust you.
不过刚才也把我吓到了 That really scared me.
好像我的整个人生就是个骗局 It was like my whole life was a lie.
快来啊 他们已经回到场地了！ Come on, they're back on the field!
嘿 第二个半场马上要开始了 Hey. Second half's about to start.
不介意我到时就做三明治当午餐吧？ Mind doing the sandwich run?
你都干了些什么啊？ What are you doing?
我不能一直就这样下去 I can't keep this up forever.
为什么不可以？ Why not?
好了 听着 我知道你们之间的关系有点不寻常 Okay, look, I know your relationship's a little unconventional.
但谁又不是呢？你们在一起很配啊 But whose isn't? You guys are good together.
别再纠结了 Stop fighting it.
我跟你说啊 I'll tell you one thing.
甭管真的还是假的 博比的大拉美意识可是不接受出轨这么一说的 Pretend or not, Bobby's Latin ego is not gonna like being cheated on.
- 凯特！ - 见鬼 - Kate! - Shit.
他们告诉他真相了 They told him.
你通过了！你现在是名护士了！ You passed! You're a nurse!
恭喜 妈妈！ Congratulations, Mom!
- 出发！ - 我们这么跑 - Hike! - Let's do this.
- 嘿 戈多 - 嘿 - Hey, Gordo. - Hey.
你没事儿吧？ You okay?
呃？哦 Huh? Oh.
是的 你知道的 我好多了 Yeah, well, you know, I've been better.
耶 Yeah.
这也是不得不接受的现实啊 But this is the wake-up call we needed.
我也没足够的精力像以前那样满足她了 I wasn't as attentive to her needs as I should have been.
你知道的 我只能尽量不去想了 老兄 You know, I can be emotionally remote, bro.
我们正在进行治疗 We're starting couples therapy.
- 哦 那还好 - 耶 - Oh, good. - Yeah.
只是 不管你做什么 你知道 不要.. Just, whatever you do, you know, don't...
真是抱歉 凯特肯定也是一样 因为... I'm sorry, take Kate for granted. Because...
听着 我知道我们都有点大男子主义 Look, I know we can be a little machista.
- 我们一贯如此啊 - 你知道吗？ - It's our way. Yeah. - You know?
你的遭遇和忠诚让我感同身受啊 But your vulnerability and honesty really touches me.
你欠我的 You owe me.
我知道 I know.
哦 耶 绝对可以当圣诞贺卡了 Oh, yeah, this is a Christmas card.
哦 天啊 真冷啊 Oh, God, it's cold!
逮到你了！ I got you!
就是他！玩斗鸡游戏的那个家伙 That's him. The chicken fight guy.
我的天啊 My God!
莱昂纳多 你以前一直支持着我去追寻我的音乐梦想 Leonardo, you always supported my musical dreams.
就像你说过的一样“既然上帝赐予了你一项礼物... Like you said, "When God gives you a gift...
那你就有责任要善用它” it's your responsibility to use it."
现在我把它送给你 巴赫的曲子 This is for you. It's Bach.
就在这儿 一个残酷的夜晚 It was here, that fateful night...
莱昂纳多勇敢地和 when Leonardo bravely fought
凶猛的鲨鱼搏斗 不幸丧命 the savage shark and perished.
今天 他的残留部分可以... Today, his remais can--
索菲亚 够了 谢谢你 亲爱的 Sofia, that's enough. Thank you, my dear.
今天 他的残留部分终于可以和失散的结合起来了 Today his remains can join the rest of his body.
现在让我们每人都捧一把我们挚爱的莱昂纳多的... Let's each take a handful of our beloved Leonardo...
然后和他道永别 and say our final goodbyes.
先别动骨灰 抱歉 抱歉 Hold the ashes! Sorry, sorry.
这是20分钟前发来的 This was taken 20 minutes ago.
- 莱昂纳多？ - 什么？ - Leonardo? - What?
是莱昂纳多！ It's Leonardo!
他还活着！莱昂纳多还活着！ He's alive! Leonardo's alive!
他还活着！ He's alive!
嘿 大家注意了！ Hey, you guys! You guys!
在我分蛋糕之前 Before I cut the cake,
我想感谢大家的光临 I just want to thank you all for being here.
如果没有你们 我是不可能通过考试的 I could not have passed the test without you all.
- 凯特护士！ - 凯特护士！ - Nurse Kate! - Nurse Kate!
特别谢谢你 里奥 Especially you, Leo.
他又是做饭 又是清理 He cooked, he cleaned.
他还身兼两职 让我开怀大笑 He worked two jobs, he kept me laughing.
你们现在吃的肉卷馅饼 And if you haven't tried the empanadas yet,
很美味 就是里奥做的 they are delicious. He made them.
都吃光啦！ They're gone!
怎么啦 宝贝？ What, babe?
太好吃了 老兄 They're delicious, bro.
谢谢你 我的爱人 Thank you, my love.
你改变了我的生活 You changed my life.
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
我也要说件事儿 I want to say something, too.
看看这张脸 I mean, look at this face.
- 看看这张脸 - 哦！ - Look at this face. - Oh!
是不是你们所见过的最迷人的脸啊？ Isn't this the most beautiful face you've ever seen?
你是第二漂亮的 Second. Second most beautiful.
和你太般配了 She's too good for you!
另外 我真得记不起来我第一次是怎么做的了 And also, I don't remember the first time I did this,
这样的感觉很不好 and that doesn't feel right.
所以 凯特 So, Kate,
你愿意再嫁给我一次吗？ will you marry me again?
天啊 Holy crap.
耶 Yeah.
是的 我愿意！ Yes! Yes, I will!
- 她说愿意！ - 她说愿意！ - She said yes! - She said yes!
我说就是这样的吧 里奥！ That's what I'm talking about, Leo!
加油 妈妈！ Go, Mom!
我说就是这样的吧 老兄！ That's what I'm talking about, bro!
这是我的兄弟！ That's my boy right there.
这是真爱！ Okay, that's love, baby.
“现在 先生们” 达达尼昂边说边解释 "'And now, gentlemen, ' said d'Artagnan, without stopping to explain his conduct,
“人人为我 我为人人” "'all for one, and one for all.
这就是我们的座右铭 对吧？ "'That is our motto, is it not?
看这儿 "'But still, look here.'"
喔哦 Wow.
这是谁家的豪车啊？ Whose fancy car is that?
太酷了 That's so cool.
他已经经历了太多苦难了 我们不要让他再受苦了 He's been through a lot. Let's not overwhelm him.
嘿 爸爸！ Hey, Papi!
索菲亚！ Sofia!
嗨 玛格达 Hi, Magda!
等我把东西发到房间里再来说 Let me just drop this in the house.
嘿 Hey.
爸爸 Papi.
索菲亚 Sofia.
玛格达 Magda.
哦 天啊 我想起来了 Oh, my God, I remember.
我是莱昂纳多·蒙特内哥罗 I'm Leonardo Montenegro.
凯特！ Kate!
我病好了！ I'm cured!
大夫说我有可能会突然重拾记忆 The doctor said my memory could come back suddenly,
他说得太对了 and he was right.
我是说 当时看到我爸... I mean, I saw Papi...
我从他身边走过进入家里 然后 砰！ I walked past him into the house and poof!
记忆就回来了！ It came back!
亲爱的 你可以问我任何事情 Honey, ask me anything.
问我在墨西哥城的童年生活 Ask me about my childhood in Mexico City.
问我搜集的名车 About my car collection.
问我有多少钱 About my money.
钱 我有钱！ Money. I have money!
很多很多钱 Lots and lots of money.
这真是我生命中最快乐的一天 This is the happiest day of my life!
等等 Wait.
你不是我妻子 You're not my wife.
为什么你要让我认你为... Why would you make me think...
你为什么要这么做？ Why would you do that to me?
我知道了 I know why.
你就是那个恨我的地毯清洁员 You're that awful carpet cleaner lady who hates me.
还有... And...
还有这些都是你的孩子 And these are your kids
你居然让我相信... and you made me believe...
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
你骗了我 You tricked me.
你利用了我 You used me.
里奥... Leo...
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我不叫里奥 My name is not Leo.
我叫莱昂纳多 It's Leonardo.
我和你毫无关系 And I don't belong with you.
我和她们也是毫无关系 And I don't belong with them.
我去收拾我的东西 I'll get my things.
屋里没有一样东西是我的 There's nothing in there that's mine.
无论如何 For what it's worth...
我对不起你 I'm sorry.
还有... And...
谢谢你 And thank you.
走吧 儿子 Come on, son.
嘿 Hey.
丫头们 Girls.
不要走！ Don't go!
爸爸！爸爸！不要走！ Dad! Dad! Don't go.
爸爸！ Dad! Dad!
爸爸！ Dad!
不要走啊！ No! Don't go, don't go!
等等 不要 Wait, no.
爸爸！ Daddy!
爸爸 等等我！ Daddy, wait!
欢迎回来 先生 Welcome back, sir.
顺便说一下 你的葬礼当时办得很温馨 Your funeral was lovely, by the way.
我更喜欢吃爸爸做的调味酱 I liked Dad's sauce better.
甜心 你知道的他从来就不是你们的爸爸 Sweetie, you know he was never really your dad.
你应该试着让他留下来的 You should have tried to stop him.
你要我怎么说？ What was I gonna say?
我骗了他 基本上就相当于绑架了他 I lied to him. I basically kidnapped the man.
那又怎么样？很明显你爱着他 So what? You're obviously totally in love with him.
那就怎么样呢？ What does it matter now?
他又重回他的奢华生活 He's back to his old life,
对仆人指手画脚 对名模左拥右抱 with his servants and supermodels.
结束了 It's over.
赶紧吃吧 你们的外婆都迫不及待地要看到你们呢 Now finish up, 'cause Grandma can't wait to see ya.
你一直让我很开心 You've made me very happy.
我的父亲 My father...
莱昂纳多·蒙特内哥罗 在100年前成立了这家公司 Leonardo Montenegro, founded the company 100 years ago.
现在我可以退休了 And now I can retire...
因为我的儿子 knowing my son,
莱昂纳多·爱德华多·古斯塔沃·德拉·克鲁兹·蒙特内哥罗·涅托 Leonardo Eduardo Gustavo de la Cruz Montenegro y Nieto,
将接手公司 再创辉煌 will lead us into the future.
什么？ What?
你说过由我来接手的 You said I was going to be in charge.
好吧 Well...
儿子总是用来传宗接代的 Life gave me lemons and I was trying to make lemonade.
别灰心 Don't get upset.
我还是需要你的帮助的 I'm going to need your help.
这毕竟对我是个全新的挑战 This is all new to me.
不过我还是有些想法的 But I have some ideas.
看到了 他已经都有主见了 See, he already has ideas.
比如说 For example...
我们应该把水泥做成30磅一包重 we should sell 30 pound bags of cement
而不是90磅一包重 in addition to the 90.
原因是--- Here's why--
你知不知道这样做会给我们 Do you have any idea how much that would
增加多少生产成本吗？ increase production cost?
大约--- Ballpark --
一年要增加3百万 Three million. A year.
你有扛过水泥吗？ Have you ever carried a bag of cement?
人都要压死了 They give you a hernia.
谁在意呢？ Who cares?
那些人扛着这么重的水泥袋 The people carrying them.
这种胡话老爸你也听啊？ Are you listening to this nonsense?
让他说完 玛格达 Give him time, Magda.
幼兽也会长成雄狮的 The cub will become a lion.
不了 我不喝酒 No, I don't drink.
等等 我可以喝酒的 Wait, wait. I do drink.
加满吧 柯林！ Fill her up, Colin!
是的 这才符合我对您以前的印象 先生 Yes, that was definitely my recollection, sir.
- 把瓶子给我 - 啊 我刚才在想什么呢？ - Give me the bottle. - Ah, what was I thinking?
这也太可怕了 This is horrifying.
她为什么要做这些啊？ Why is she doing this?
因为人生苦短 你不想有什么后悔 Because life's short, and you don't wanna have regrets.
走吧 我们去找里奥 Come on. We're getting Leo.
耶！ Yay!
抱歉 要拉肚子 抱歉 Excuse us. Diarrhea. Excuse us.
你要去哪儿？ Where are you going?
- 我会给你打电话的 - 是的 是的！ - I'll call you. - Yes, yes, yes!
快点 我们要找到他 Hurry up, we gotta catch him.
先生 你应该叫我一声 Sir, you should have called me.
我会为你都备好的 I'd have gotten that for you.
你知道吗 这太有意思了 You know, it's funny.
我拥有这艘船都整整10年了 I've had this boat for 10 years,
我居然还从来没有到过这里 and I don't think I ever stepped foot in here.
是的 那是因为你周边的人 Well, that's because you have people
会为你打点好一切的 to take care of everything for you.
你知道吗 当我在工地上干活时 You know, when I was working construction,
我恨死那些像我一样的有钱混蛋 I hated rich assholes like me.
呃 Hmm.
你有没有恨过我 柯林？请说实话 Did you hate me, Colin? You can be honest.
先生 可以提醒你一下 Well. If I may remind you, sir,
我之所以能接手这项工作 就是因为上个管家太过实诚了 the reason I got this job was because the last steward was honest.
呃 Eh.
我可以吐露一点心声吗？ Can I confess something?
嗯 Hmm.
我都不知道我应该是过什么样的生活了 I'm not exactly sure where I fit in anymore.
是不是很荒谬？ Is that crazy?
绝大部分人就像我一样只能了解我们生活的这个层次 Most of us only know the world that we're born into.
而你拥有特权可以从不同层次来观察人生 You've had the privilege of seeing life from an entirely different perspective.
是啊 以前的确是这么做的 Yeah, I did.
很混蛋 是吧？ And it sucked, didn't it?
怎么了 凯特？ What's up, Kate?
博比 我们需要借用一下你的船！ Bobby, we need your boat!
你听到了？她要借我的船 You hear that? She needs my boat.
她现在要用上了 She needs it.
早啊 爸爸 Good morning, Papi.
早啊 儿子 Morning, son.
来点咖啡？ Coffee?
好的 谢谢 Yes, thank you.
天气不错 Beautiful weather we're having.
是的 Yes.
这搞什么鬼？ What the heck?!
怎么太阳是从这边升起的？ Why is the sun rising over there?
因为我们正在返回俄勒冈 Because we're headed back to Oregon.
什么？为什么？ What? Why?!
去找那个骗过你的女的？ To be with that con artist?
绝对不行！ Absolutely not!
我反对！ I forbid it!
爸爸 等等 Papi, wait.
我们谈一下 Let's talk about this.
不行 我要船马上掉头！ No! I'm turning this boat around!
我们要返回墨西哥！ We're going back to Mexico!
爸爸 听我说 Papi, listen to me.
这太荒谬了 This is ridiculous.
出什么事儿了？ What's going on?
我在劝阻你弟弟 I'm stopping your brother
省得他被那个送披萨的护士 from throwing his life away
给毁了 for some pizza nurse!
我都长大了 我可以决定和谁在一起 I'm a grown man! I can be with who I want!
是啊 跟着感觉走就对了 Yes, follow your heart.
那公司怎么办？ What about the company?
你可是要负责的 You have responsibilities.
人生的唯一一次 要选对啊！ For once in your life, do the right thing!
对于这第一次 我愿意！ For the first time, I am!
真是佩服我们新生的莱昂纳多！ 太浪漫了 I adore this new Leonardo. So romantic.
我支持你！ I say go for it.
真的？ Right?
是啊 你当然想把他从你的竞争对手里踢出去了 Yes, of course you want him out of the picture.
看看我找到了什么... Look what I found...
“海滩淘金”这上说 in something called "The Beachcomber."
“曾有一个驾游艇路过的墨西哥城女人 "There was hope a Mexico City woman
“来寻找他的兄弟 可惜不是” "yachting nearby might be his sister."
说得就是你 That was you.
什么？ What?
你故意把莱昂纳多甩在医院不管 You deliberately left Leonardo in that hospital.
她说的是真的？ Is this true?
当然不是 Of course not.
每天会有那么多来自墨西哥城 That could've been any woman from Mexico City...
的女子驾游艇经过俄勒冈海岸线呢 yachting off the Oregon coast.
耶 是会有很多 Yeah, because there are so many.
就是你故意把他丢在那儿！ You left him there!
- 让他消失！ - 爸爸 请相信我 我怎么可能... - To rot! - Please, Papi, you know I would never...
都安静！ Quiet!
她都不知道她自己在说什么了 She's lost her mind!
你个阴险小人！ You're sinister!
安静！ Quiet!
你满口都是谎言！ You're a lying goat!
三声 Three.
三声 那是凯特！ Three! That's Kate!
那是凯特！ That's Kate.
莱昂纳多 Leonardo.
船长 让开一下 Move away, Captain.
阿图罗！阿图罗！ Arturo! Arturo!
卡塔莉娜！卡塔莉娜！ Catalina! Catalina!
- 他们在转向！ - 妈妈！妈妈！ - They're turning! - Mom! Mom! Mom!
他们在转向 他们为什么要转向呢？ They're turning around. Why are they turning around?
- 我不知道 - 博比 想点办法啊！ - I don't know. - Bobby, do something.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
爸爸！ Papa!
别转向啊！ Don't turn around!
开门！ Open the door!
爸爸 请你了！ Papi, please!
让我进去！ Let me in!
不行！那个女人给你洗脑了！ No! That woman brainwashed you!
快点 快点 要追不上了！ Come on, come on, we're losing them!
不能再快点吗？ Can't this thing go any faster?
不行 这只是一艘休闲艇啊 宝贝！ No, it's a leisure boat, babe!
现在你承认你付多了吧 Just admit you overpaid.
好吧 好吧 我买亏了！ Okay, okay, I overpaid!
我们不可能追上他们的 We're never gonna catch them.
我要从40英尺高处跳下去 I should have sprung for the 40-footer.
抱歉 凯特 我也无能为力了 I'm sorry, Kate. There's nothing I can do.
我爱你 凯特！ I love you, Kate!
我也爱你！ I love you, too!
他要干什么？ What's he doing?
- 哦 天啊！ - 喔！太不可思议了！ - Oh, my God! - Whoa! That was amazing!
有人掉水啦！ Man overboard!
真是个傻瓜！ That fool!
你来掌舵！ Take the helm!
- 什么？凯特！ - 妈妈！ - What? Kate! - Mom!
- 妈妈！ - 凯特 - Mom! - Kate.
我来了！ I'm coming!
妈妈！你在干什么？ Mom! What are you doing?
你还愣着干什么？赶紧上小艇！ What are you waiting for? Get the dinghy!
快上小艇去 老第！ Get the dinghy, bro!
我再也不会和你们分开了！ I never want to be apart from you!
我再也不会放你走了！ I'll never let you go again!
莱昂纳多！ Leonardo!
如果你要是这么做了... If you do this...
那就什么都没了！ it's over!
我们也不会回头了！ No turning back!
我不在乎！ I don't care!
我爱她！ I love her!
以前还从没搞过这种事儿 老弟 Never actually been in this thing, bro.
我会剥夺你的继承权！ I'll cut you off!
我发誓！ I swear!
随便吧！ So be it!
你的继承权就没了！ You'll be disinherited!
你名下不会有1分钱的！ You won't have a penny to your name!
1分钱都没有？ Not a penny?
什么都没有！ Nothing!
你会变成一个穷光蛋！ You'll be a pauper!
等等！ Wait! Wait!
别走极端啊！ Let's not overreact!
我们可以商量一下 We can work something out!
比如说让我保留瑞士账户里的钱？ What if I keep the Swiss accounts?
不行！ No!
妈妈！他在干什么？ Mom! What is he doing?
我不知道！ I don't know!
我在谈判呢！ I'm negotiating!
凯特 快上来！你要给淹死的 快点！ Kate, get in here! You're gonna drown. Come on!
也别想再掌控蒙特内哥罗工业公司！ And don't even think about running Montenegro Industries!
里奥！ Leo!
你姐姐将接手企业管理！ Your sister will be in charge!
我会小心谨慎的 爸爸 I'm humbled, Papi.
不是你 Not you.
我会交给索菲亚 I'm giving it to Sofia.
你根本就不顾你兄弟的死活 You left your brother for dead.
你要解雇我吗？ You're firing me?
你要把我赶出家族吗？ You're kicking me out of the family?
当然不会 Of course not.
我会让你接手我们的慈善事业部的 We're putting you in charge of our charitable division.
就和那帮臭烘烘的穷小子？ The smelly, poor kids?!
没错 Yep.
你真是太冷酷无情了！ You're so insensitive!
儿子 听好了 Son, listen carefully.
亲爱的 你要上来吗？ Honey, are you coming?
这是你最后的机会 This is your last chance.
能不能每月给我寄点 What if you give me...
生活费？ a generous monthly stipend?
不行！ No!
这可不是我所预想的样子啊 This is not how I envisioned this moment.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
要知道 大部分人都没有面对过 It's just that most people don't actually
爱情和巨额财富之间的选择 have to choose between love and money.
真是难以抉择啊 It's not easy.
能否用信托形式给我留一笔钱？ How about one lump sum, held in trust--
不行！ No!
要么都是你的 要么就都不是你的！ It's all or nothing!
这就是你的最终报价？ That's your final offer?
最终的！ Final!
好吧 Okay.
轻松了 我选你 It's easy. I choose you.
哦 里奥 你要知道你放弃的太多了 Oye, Leo, you're giving up a lot, dude.
你就算多纠结几分钟 也不会有人说你的 No one would begrudge you if you wanted to take a few minutes.
博比 你能不能置身事外？ Bobby, would you stay out of this?
什么？我就是说说而已！ What? I'm just saying!
爱情终究会褪色的 知道吗？我是说 爱情是很好 Love fades, okay? I mean, it's wonderful.
不过“若为金钱故 爱情尽可抛” But some of the excitement goes away. Now, money...
博比！你给我闭嘴！ Bobby! Shut the hell up!
- 你闭嘴 宝贝！ - 是的！闭上你的臭嘴！ - You shut up, babe! - Yeah! Shut the hell up!
凯特 听着 Kate, listen.
尽管我和你在一起过的穷日子 但我感觉很富足 My life was richer when I was poor with you
比我拥有全世界的钱都富足！ than when I had all the money in the world.
如果我跳回水里 If I jump back in the water,
你会亲我吗？ will you promise to kiss me this time?
会的 Yes.
先生 您能认我为义子吗？ Sir, do you want to adopt me?
加油 凯特！ Go, Kate!
啊 Ay.
一个失忆了的富豪 A rich guy with amnesia,
一个洒脱的灰姑娘 a big-hearted poor girl,
一个反对的父亲 一个邪恶的姐姐 a disapproving father, an evil sister...
真实的生活比电视剧精彩多了 Real life is better than a telenovela.
亲啊 妈妈！ Go, Mom!
午餐备好了！ Lunches are done!
博比5点钟来接我 Bobby's picking me up in five.
好的 你确定你今天会到学校接孩子们？ All right. You sure you can pick up the girls from school today?
- 呃 确定 - 我来开门 - Uh, yeah. - I got it.
埃米莉 告诉他我马上来 Emily, tell him I'm coming.
是的 Yes.
然后我会把奥利维亚送去橄榄球训练营的 Then I'll drop Olivia at football practice,
但要你去接她 but you have to pick her up.
- 科林？ - 再次见面了 - Colin? - Hello again.
哪阵风把你吹来了？ What on Earth?
嘿 来抱抱 Hey, come here.
你来干什么？ What are you doing here?
我想你应该需要聘请一位 I was hoping you might be in the market
顶级的苏格兰管家 可以为您全方位打理 for a top-notch, Scottish nanny with excellent references.
你知道我是很想的 You know I'd love that,
可现在这样子我们也雇不起你啊 but there's no way we can afford you.
事实上你可以的 先生 Well, in fact you can, sir.
索菲亚让我把船开了回来 Sofia sent me back with the yacht.
她想提醒你 She wanted to remind you
这是当初你父亲送给你的生日礼物 it was a birthday present from your father.
这是你名下的 还是属于你的 The deed is in your name. It's still yours.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
你是说我可以卖了它？ You mean I can sell it?
一定很值钱吧？ It must be worth a fortune.
超过6千万 Over 60 million.
墨西哥比索？ Pesos?
当然不是 夫人 是美元 God, no, ma'am. Dollars.
哦 Oh.
凭借我在挪威皇家海军的获得的尊严 By the power invested in me by the Royal Norwegian Navy,
我宣布你们成为夫妇 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
你可以亲吻新娘了 You may kiss the bride.
- 加油啊 妈妈！ - 加油啊 妈妈！ - Go, Mom! - Go, Mom!
加油啊 爸爸！ Go, Dad!
好了 Okay.
在我举杯祝贺两位新人之前 Before I toast the happy couple,
让我先澄清几个小道消息 let me just dispel a few rumors
都是关于我 that have been floating around
带绿帽子的流言蜚语 about me being cheated on.
从未有过 知道吗？一次都没有 Never happened. Okay? Not once, not ever.
我有太多话想说了 There's just so much I wanna say.
可我不是一位诗人 But I'm not a poet.
没有华丽的辞藻 I don't have words.
但我有音乐助兴 I have music.
我为莱昂纳多感到高兴 I'm very happy for Leonardo.
你们也为莱昂纳多感到高兴 You are very happy for Leonardo.
她也为莱昂纳多感到高兴 She is very happy for Leonardo.
很抱歉我不能到现场为你们祝福 I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to celebrate with you.
因为我现在菲律宾 But I'm here in the Philippines,
正在筹备第一家蒙特内哥罗儿童教育中心 spearheading the Montenegros' Children's Education Initiative,
我到这里是为了帮助这些孩子 and, oh, I've been here helping these kids
能有个更快乐 更好的生活 他们都很崇拜我 have a happier, better life, and they adore me.
-对不对？ - 才没有 - Right? - No.
当我们初次相遇 When we first met,
她一下子就被我迷住了 知道吧？ I was the catch. Okay?
我当时可是个橄榄球球员 I was the football player.
打四分卫 知道吧？ I was the quarterback, all right?
她还不是拉拉队长 She didn't even make cheerleader.
她就带动全场为我加油 She was on the spirit squad.
当我看着里奥... When I look at Leo...
当我看着凯特... When I look at Kate...
当我看着里奥和凯特... When I look at Leo and Kate...
教父维托▪柯里昂的名句 The words of Vito Corleone.
一个聪明而睿智的男人 A wise man. A man of intelligence.
诚然 他杀过很多人 Sure, he killed many people.
但都是为了事业 而不是为了一己之快 But always for work... never for pleasure.
现在 我正在金色池塘退休之家 Right now, I'm backstage
的化妆室里 at the Golden Pond Retirement Home,
5分钟后我就要上场了 about five minutes from curtain.
我饰演《屋顶上的提琴手》里的霍德尔 I'm playing Hodel in Fiddler on the Roof.
我想现在应该可以好好谈谈我们的零花钱问题了 And I thought now was a good time to talk about allowance.
当你为了快感而去刺杀一个人... When you stab somebody for pleasure...
你捅穿了他的肚子 you cut out his intestines and guts.
里奥做的意面是最好吃的 Leo has the best spaghetti I ever tasted
我印象中从没有参加过一个 I have never in all my puff been at a wedding
在自助吧台里举办的婚礼 where there's been a free bar.
通常的收场就是怎么逃单 Usually, at the end, the tries to settle up the bill.
他们总是“哦 不好 我忘了带钱了 And they're, "Oh, no, I didn't have it.
“我只喝了点啤酒 你”等等 "I only had beer, you"
这类婚礼太多啦 There's always a at a wedding.
莱昂纳多 Leonardo.
你还是拥有继承权的 You're still disinherited.
不过我还是想买下这艘游艇 But I'm still going to buy the yacht.
不是给你 Not for you.
而是给我的几个漂亮的孙女 For my beautiful granddaughters.
她们值得拥有这个世界的美好 They deserve the world.
博比要我当众朗读一份事先准备好的声明 Bobby has asked me to read a prepared statement.
“我从来没有背着丈夫出轨 "I never cheated on my husband.
我永远也不会 "I never would.
没有女人会出轨的” "No woman ever would."
... 你把皮肤和肉都剥下来 ...you peel back the skin and muscle.
再取出内脏... 肠子... You take out the guts... the intestines...
胰腺... 肾脏还有 -- the pancreas... the kidneys and --
不说啦 祝贺这对开心的新人！ Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple.
-姆哇！ - 干杯 - Mwah! - Cheers.
嗯 Mmm.
啊！ Ah!
喔！ Whoo!
派对开始！ Vamos de fiesta!