振作精神啊！ You screwed up!
投了，投了！ Here we go, here we go!
耶！好极了！ Yeah! All right!
喔！ Whoo!
看见他了 Got him.
发现目标 Target is in sight.
密切注视 Clock him close.
他哪儿也别想溜 He's not going anywhere.
我要将这东西速送到博物馆去 I'm hand-carrying this thing right into the museum.
斯坦，你得到的保护比总统先生还多 Stan, you've got more cover on you than the president.
钻石很安全 The diamond is safe.
这辆车是全副武装的，完全防弹，磁性锁 This is an armed caravan. Completely bulletproof, magnetic locks.
- 转运都在控制之下 - 真热 - This transfer is under control. - I'm hot.
联邦调查局行车线路温度控制 FBI Travel Link climate control.
无法理解您的指令 I don't understand your command.
无法…无法… 无法理解…无法理解… I don't under--I don't--I don't -- I don't under--I don't understand--
这太他妈复杂了 It's too damn complicated.
- 守方发球 - 真是狗屁！ - That way. - That's some bullshit!
有没有搞错，裁判？ 是湖人队的球 Are you kidding me, ref? That's the Lakers' ball.
我瞎眼的奶奶都看得见！ My blind grandmother coulda seen that!
- 坐下，肥崽！ - 那是湖人队的球 - Sit down, fat boy! - That's the Lakers' ball!
我跟你说呢！ I'm callin' it!
你干嘛？ What are you doing?
绿灯行，红灯停，伙计 Green light go, red light stop, buddy.
不，不，不，先生 No. no. no. No. sir.
谢谢，谢了 好的，很棒 Thank you, thank you. Okay, great.
干的不错，再见 Nice job. Bye-bye.
- 给他小费，让他离开 - 耶，耶 - Tip him. Get him outta here. - Yeah, yeah.
上帝 Jesus.
不，好了，够了 No, come on, that's enough.
好的，谢了 Okay, thank you.
去洗个澡 走吧 Go take a bath. There you go.
开车 Let's roll.
这就是我老说的！ 每次都是！ That's what I'm talkin' about! Every time!
犯规？犯规！ Charge? Charge!
裁判，听着！ 这是犯神经！ Ref. Listen! This is insane!
本来是他的错 It's a foul on him.
犯规？我让你看看犯规！ Charge? I'll show you a charge!
我会让你看看妈的犯规，老大！ I'll show you a damn charge, man!
这是我见到最差的判罚！ That's the worst call I ever seen!
这算什么？杂耍吗？ What do you think this is, a rodeo?
那我扮小丑！ Then I'll be the clown!
- 让我到比赛里去！ - 请坐下 - Let me in the game! - Sit down, please.
别拦着我！ 玩点真正的篮球！ Get out of my way! Play some real ball!
把兽性爆发出来！ Unleash the Beast!
嘿，换马龙上场！ Hey, put Malone in there!
换邮差上场，妈的！ Put in the Mailman. Damn it!
换大鲨鱼上场！ Get Shaq in the game!
你要赢下这场比赛！ 你要赢下这场比赛！ You gotta win this game! You gotta win this game!
别抓走我 我是美国公民！ Don't take me. I'm an American citizen!
美国公民，妈的！ American citizen. Damn it!
你们这些婊子养的！ You sons of bitches!
我是小丑！ I'm the clown!
湖人队需要我！ 我是他们的小丑！ The Lakers need me! I'm their clown!
见鬼！他不见了 Shit! He's gone.
他失踪了 We've lost him.
什么？ What?
- 波德特不见了 - 找到他 - Burdett is gone. - Find him.
他马上就来了 He's coming after it.
我们没事，放松些 We're fine. Just relax.
别叫我放松 Don't tell me to relax.
我以前和这家伙打过交道 I've dealt with this guy before.
看到他了吗？ See him yet?
我们在找，在找 We're looking, we're looking.
未找到波德特前要高度警惕 Safeties off until they relocate Burdett.
哦，吻我 Oh. Kiss me
下去，找到他了 Stand down. We got him.
他还在这儿 He's still here.
在电子屏幕上 On the Jumbotron.
他换了坐位 He changed his seat.
找到直接可以观察到的位置 Get a direct visual.
明白 You got it.
看啊，斯坦，我们找到你了 See, Stan, we got you here.
不必惊慌 No need to panic.
你们目击到了吗？ Do you have a direct visual yet?
没有，我们仍在找 Negative. We're still looking.
安全吗？ We're clear?
安全 We're clear.
出来吧 Come on out.
怎么了？ What?
那家伙自己在动！ 妈的！ That thing is going by itself! Damn!
快来啊！ Come on!
老天！ Jesus!
行动计划败露 Transfer has been compromised.
啊！ Ah!
怎么回事？！ What's going on?!
嘿！ Hey!
不！ No!
啊！啊！ Aah! Aah!
谢谢，伙计 Thank the guys.
祝你好运 Good luck.
等等，先把胡子摘掉 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
他给你小费了吗？ Did he tip you?
- 就一块钱 - 小气鬼 - One lousy buck. - Cheap bastard.
我喜欢你宽衣的样子 I love it when you undress.
先把事情解决了 Let's do this.
啊！ Aah!
Roller coaster of love
Say what
Roller coaster
快关了！ Turn that shit off!
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh
Roller coaster
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh
去墨西哥怎样？ What about Mexico?
受不了那里的水 Can't take the water.
那去巴黎呢？ How about Paris?
受不了法国佬 Can't take the French.
答应我去天堂岛 Promise me paradise.
把探员劳埃德迷倒后再谈好吗？ Can we talk about this after we gas Agent Lloyd?
啊！ Aah!
没问题 Sure.
...a roller coaster. Baby. Baby
I wanna ride
Your love is like a roller coaster. Baby. Baby
I wanna ride
Yeah!
Move over there 'cause I'm a double dipper
Upside down on the big dip dipper
1.2. 1.2.3 I've got a ticket. Come ride with me
Let me go down on the merry-go-round
All is fair on these fairgrounds
Let's go slow. Let's go fast
Roller coaster of love. Say what
Roller coaster. Oh. Yeah
满了啊！ A few--Aah!
麦克斯 Max!
Roller coaster Can you get back on
麦克斯，麦克斯 Max. Max.
看着我 Look at me.
别担心 Don't worry.
去拿钻石 Get the diamond.
斯坦 Stan.
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time
Turn around and let me see you
Turn around and let me see
Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time
Turn around and let me see you
Turn around and let me see
Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time
I got a new dance, hot like pepper
From the old to the young, gonna make your body rock
It's really easy, easy peasy
You can do it anywhere, jump around like you don't care
Singin' turn around and let me see you
Turn around and let me see
Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time
Turn around and let me see you, turn around and let me see
Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time
A young man broke his leg
Old granny broke her back
And Jimmy got a migraine from a falling coconut
Dead uncle was confused. he has a solution
A bottle of the apple wine was his prescription
It cure the broke leg, it cure the bad back
It cure the migraine, even cure the heart attack
The people started jumping 'cause they were feelin' fine
This city's greatest sin was their own fine wine. Tell me
Turn around and let me see you
Turn around and let me see
Your own pineapple wine, your dollar fifty all the time
Turn around and let me see you...
我写了誓言 I wrote my vows.
- 什么？ - 我写了誓言 - What? - I wrote my vows.
- 你呢？ - 进行之中 - You? - Work in progress.
麦克斯，这位是隆，还有，呃 Max. This is Ron and. Uh...
- 嘿嘿嘿 - 盖尔 - Hey, hey, hey. - Gail.
- 盖尔，是的 - 很高兴再遇到你们 - Gail, yes. - Great to run into you again.
- 我在网球俱乐部遇到他们的 - 哦 - I met them at the tennis club. - Oh.
做啥生意的，麦克斯威尔？ What kind of business you in, Maxwell?
害虫防治 Pest control.
- 这是希拉和爱德 - 嘿！ - This is Sheila and Ed. - Hey!
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
他们从奥兰多来 They're from Orlando.
在跳伞滑水时认识的 I met them parasailing.
那，你做什么生意的，麦克斯 So. Uh. What kind
我在菲律宾有不少廉价加工工厂 I have a bunch of sweatshops in the Philippines.
- 哦 - 哦 - Oh. - Oh.
你们得去看看小孩编帽子 You should see those kids make those hats.
- 不错嘛，哈？ - 喔哦 - Great. Huh? - Wow.
- 一起挤挤 - 嗨 - Scootch in. - Hi.
麦克斯，这是温德尔和珍 Max. This is Wendell and June.
我们在潜水时认识的 We met snorkeling.
- 麦克斯，对吗？ - 是的 - Max, right? - Yes.
耶，温德尔 Yeah. Wendell.
- 哦，我爱龙虾 - 好吃！ - Oh. I love lobster. - Oh,yummy!
哇，瞧瞧！ Wow, look at that!
股市有起有落，经济抑或萧条 Stocks may rise and fall, economies may collapse,
但美国农民总需要肥料 but the American farmer's always gonna need manure.
我祖传三代都做肥料生意 My family's been in manure for three generations.
不含糊 No shit.
真够个啊！ Holy cow!
希拉和我都喜欢交换 Sheila and I like to swoc.
交换？ Swoc?
我们喜欢交换情侣做爱 We like to have sex with other couples.
结账！ Check.
噢，亲爱的，看哪 Ooh, honey, look at that!
怎么了？ Something wrong?
6个月了，我再也吃不下龙虾了 Six months. I can't take any more lobster.
只有一件东西比龙虾还有味 There's only one thing I enjoy eating more than lobster.
哈？哈？哈？ Huh. Huh. Huh?
兄弟，我爱死龙虾了！ Man. Do I love lobster!
所以，我创纪录的打出30英寸击球进洞 So, I'm setting up for this 30-foot putt,
我差点有机会打出老鹰球 I got a chance for an eagle.
老鹰球现在亲爱的 An eagle. Now, sweetie...
偷了那手镯 Steal her bracelet.
我看见你在偷窥 I saw you looking at it.
偷了它 Steal it.
你知道你想要 You know you want it.
我们洗手了，宝贝 我只想要你 We're retired, baby. All I want is you.
来吧，释放自己，找点乐子 Come on, let yourself go. Have fun.
我打赌你拿不到 I bet you can't get it.
我当然能，但我不想 Of course I can. but I won't.
赌你偷不到 Bet you can't.
麦克斯，难道你没度过一个好时光吗？ Max. Aren't you having a good time?
请再来 Please come again.
麦克斯威尔，这顿我请客 Maxwell. This one's on me.
哦，万分感谢 Oh, thank you very much.
奇怪，找不到我的钱包了 我把钱包给你了吗？ That's weird, I can't find my wallet. Did I give you my wallet?
没有，你没把钱包给我呀 No, you didn't give me your wallet.
那就奇了怪了，我发誓来这儿之前 把钱包放在口袋里的 That's so weird! I could swear I put it in my pocket before I came here.
没关系，大个子，我来付好了 It's okay, big fellow. I got it.
哦，谢谢，麦克斯威尔 Oh. Thanks. Maxwell.
你真好 That is so sweet.
见鬼，我的钱包呢？ Where the hell is my wallet?
卢克，再问问加勒比倾情里有些啥？ Luc. What's in the Caribbean Romance again?
淡朗姆酒，苦杏酒 Light rum, amaretto,
橘汁，菠萝汁，再浇上糖浆 orange juice, pineapple juice, and a splash of grenadine.
粉色天堂呢？ What about the Pink Paradise?
椰奶朗姆酒，苦杏酒，红莓汁，橘汁，菠萝汁 Coconut rum, amaretto, cranberry juice, orange juice, and pineapple juice.
人们真喜欢喝这玩意？ People actually drink this stuff?
爱极了，能感受到异国韵味 They love it. You know. It makes them feel exotic.
给我来杯杰克加冰 Give me a Jack on the rocks.
这名字不怎么花哨，但是弗兰克喜欢 It doesn't have a fancy name, but if it was good enough for Frank,
我也觉得不错 it's good enough for me.
弗兰克？ Frank?
谁是弗兰克？ Who's Frank?
辛纳屈 （Frank Sinatra：白人爵士歌王） Sinatra.
弗兰克有打过伞吗？ Did Frank take an umbrella?
下雨都不会打 Not even when it was raining.
嗨，宝贝 Hi, baby.
怎么样？ How was it?
太棒了！你会喜欢的！ Amazing! You'd love it!
只听到呼吸和心跳声 The only sounds are your breath and your heartbeat.
礁石仿佛千颗宝石，在你面前闪闪发光 The reef is like a thousand jewels, sparkling right in front of you.
下次你真该试试 You should really try it next time.
呣好啊，我喜欢自由地呼吸 Mm-hmm. Well. I like to breathe unassisted.
- 哦，真的？ - 呣 - Oh, really? - Mmm.
我想你喜欢“人工呼吸” I thought you liked it when I give you mouth to mouth.
有事快说 State your business.
你要枪击联邦调查局探员，波德特？ You're gonna shoot an FBI agent, Burdett?
我看你是闯入者 All I see is an intruder...
还刚咽下了我八十块钱的威士忌 ...who just swallowed $80 worth of my whiskey.
放下武器 Put down the weapon.
别逼我再开枪打你 Don't make me shoot you again.
再次？ Again?
这就是我们谈话的方式吗？ Is that the way we're gonna play it?
你在我家里干嘛，劳埃德探员？ What are you doing in my house, Agent Lloyd?
闲坐，喝酒，吃巧克力 Sitting, drinking, eating chocolate.
- 有搜查证吗？ - 此地不受联邦调查局管辖 - You have a warrant? - FBI doesn't have jurisdiction here.
我知道，所以我来这里 I know, that's why I came down here.
我可不这样认为 Oh. I don't think it is.
“七海”邮轮将在此停泊一周 The Seven Seas Navigator docking here for a solid week.
他们特搞了个处女航宣传活动 They're having a nice promotion for the maiden voyage,
美其名曰“钻石巡航” calling it the Diamond Cruise.
珠宝展最吸引人的是 A gem exhibit whose star attraction is
第三颗拿破仑钻石 the third Napoleon Diamond.
别跟我装蒜你不知道 Stop me when I get to the part you don't know.
这是唯一你俩未到手的一颗 It's the only one you two haven't stolen.
从推测角度而言 Allegedly.
它将在此停留整整一周 “全套中的最后一颗” And it's gonna be right here for a whole week --the last of the set--
我怀疑你策划谋取 and I suspect you plan to purloin it.
不，我没有 Well, I don't.
所以，喝完了就请走人 So finish your drink and get out.
高兴见到我，你就说嘛 It's okay to be happy to see me.
就算你是英国佬，也无需心喜不形于色 Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions.
我是爱尔兰人 我们喜怒皆形于色 I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel.
现在，赶快滚蛋 Now fuck off.
把你安置的窃听器都拿走吧 And you can take any bugs you planted along with you.
我金盆洗手了 I'm retired.
金盆洗手的人不会介意那些东西 A retired guy wouldn't have anything to worry about from those.
- 能借我看看吗？ - 拿去吧 - Mind if I borrow this? - Take it.
你可以从中学点东西 You might learn something from it.
记得还我 到期还未付钱呢 But return it for me. It's overdue.
代我向罗拉问好，行吗？ Give my love to Lola, will you?
网球课怎么样？ Howwas the tennis lesson?
棒极了，教练说我有天赋 Great. The teacher says I'm a natural.
他说我的反边是他见过最好的 He says I've got the best backside he's ever seen.
那叫反手 That's backhand.
别进去 Don't go in there.
- 怎么？ - 来谈谈 - Why? - Let's talk.
你令我紧张，我不习惯紧张 Okay, you're making me nervous, and I don't get nervous.
劳埃德探员刚走 Agent Lloyd just left.
他来这儿干吗？ What's he doing here?
来给我看这个 He came to show me this.
见鬼，麦克斯 Damn it. Max.
这就是我们来的目的？ Is this what we're here for?
不，都过去了 No. It's not.
这根本不是金盆洗手 This is not retirement at all.
这是下一步计划，不是吗？ This is the next setup, isn't it?
宝贝，是你选择了这个岛 记得吗？ Babe, you chose this island. Remember?
我希望你别认为这是上帝赠物 I hope you don't think this is a gift from God.
因为上帝也参与到我们中间了 'Cause this is God messing with us.
哦，不，麦克斯 Oh. No. Max.
是斯坦干的？ Did Stan do this?
差不多 Sort of.
他装了窃听器，我想找出来 I figured he'd bug the place, so I started checking.
那你找到了吗？ Did you find any?
只找到一个他想让我找到的 Only what he wanted me to find.
还有一个一定在这里 There's another one here somewhere.
别担心，看过了 Now, don't worry. I already checked.
里面没东西 There's nothing in there.
这就是问题所在 That's the problem.
里面什么也没有 There's nothing in here.
什么事？怎么了？ What is it? What'swrong?
我在照相机里藏了子弹 I hid the bullet in the camera.
什么子弹？ What bullet?
他打中你的那颗 The one he shot you with.
哦，不 Oh. No.
我留着它是要记住 我差点就失去了你 I kept it to remind me of how close I came to losing you.
罗拉，你知道那颗子弹是我在场证据 Lola, you know that bullet puts me on the scene.
我知道，我知道，对不起 I know, I know. I'm sorry.
我会把它找回来的 I'll get it back.
早安，劳埃德先生 您的套房准备好了 Good morning, Mr. Lloyd. Your suite is ready.
- 套房？ - 套房，先生 - Suite? - Suite. sir.
就是大房间 It's a larger room.
亚特兰蒂斯酒店专为贵宾保留了这间天桥大套房 Atlantis reserves this bridge suite for our more dignified guests.
早餐计入房费，这些是免费网球课 Breakfast is on the house. These are vouchers for free tennis lessons.
护肤美容，海藻浴，以及面部按摩的抵用券 complimentary skin exfoliant, seaweed body wrap and facial scrub,
位于俱乐部同层的温泉浴场里 Iocated in the spa on the club level.
同时请记住 Also, please remember.
无论何时进入公共场所务必穿上衬衫皮鞋 Shoes and shirt are required in all public spaces at all times.
有话快说 State your business.
别以为海藻浴就能贿赂我，麦克斯 You can't bribe me with a seaweed body wrap, Max.
这无济于事 This doesn't buy you one bit of space.
你到哪我跟到哪 I'm gonna be on you wherever you go.
这不是贿赂，斯坦利 It's no bribe, Stanley.
我只想让你体验我过的生活 I just want you to see that if you lead the kind of life I do,
行窃我是不会再干了 stealing is the last thing on your mind.
劳埃德先生 Mr. Lloyd.
准备好做按摩吗？ Are you ready for your massage?
我来做您背部 I'll do your back.
我来做您的胸部 I'll do your front.
你个王八蛋 You son of a bitch.
- 罗拉？ - 是的？ - Lola? - Yeah.
- 他把它藏在黑珠宝盒里 - 干得漂亮 - He hid it in a black jewelry box. - Good job.
谢谢 Thank you.
按摩得真出色 Talented masseuse.
这次你来脱手吧 You get rid of it this time.
我会的 I will.
晚上好，要些什么吗？ Good evening. May I take your order?
不，谢谢，我倒胃口 No, thank you. I just lost my appetite.
那好吧 Just as well.
我不服侍罪犯，我逮捕他们 I don't take orders from criminals. I arrest them.
或逮的时候睡着了 Or fall asleep trying.
那你承认你在那里？ So you're admitting you were there.
不，我和其他人一样，是看报纸才知道的 No. I read about it in the papers, just like everyone else.
你出名了 You're famous.
我是妙语如珠 I'm a punchline.
就像我祖母过去常说的 看谁笑到最后，笑得最响 But like my grandma used to say, he who laughs last laughs loudest.
插一句，还了那部片子，好吗？ By the way, return that movie, would you?
店里来电话了 The store called.
我还没看完呢 I haven't finished it yet.
他们抓到了盗贼，但非你所想 They catch the thief, but it's not who you think it is.
我不喜欢这种逆转式的结尾 I don't like those twist endings.
我们不喜欢你 Well, we don't like you.
啊 Aw.
罗拉 Lola.
他们在放你的曲子 They're playing your song.
为何不和斯坦利跳一曲？ Why don't you take Stanley for a dance?
他身感孤寂 He's feeling lonely.
而我感觉很仁慈 And I am feeling charitable.
我们走吧，斯坦 Let's go, Stan.
真的吗？ Really?
我争取黎明前带她回来 I'll try to have her back by dawn.
警官 Constable...
有何指教？ Can I help you?
我要和摩尔谈谈 I wanna talk to Moore.
离远点 Get out of the way.
摩尔先生在参与社交活动 Monsieur Moore is currently socializing.
侵犯他人休闲就是折磨 Interrupting a man's leisure is harassment.
这不是折磨 That's not harassment.
感觉到了？ You feel that?
- 哦 - 这才叫折磨 - Ooh. - That's harassment.
还有告诉你老大，这仅仅是开始 And you tell your boss this is just the beginning.
我双手健全，别想收买我 I have two hands. And I can't be bought.
哦 Ooh.
打扰一下，警官，能和你聊两句吗？ Excuse me. Constable.
奥黛丽，你从哪拿的糖？ Audrey. Where you get that sugar?
听着，斯坦，我知道你想干嘛 Listen. Stan. I know what you're doing.
如果你拉麦克斯下水，他不会输 But if you drag Max into your game, he will not lose.
他们最后都会输 Eventually, they all lose.
不是我的麦克斯 Not my Max.
行行好，别来烦我们 Do yourself a favor-- leave us alone.
我们是一对隐退鸳鸯，只想享受岛国生活 We're just a couple of retirees trying to enjoy the island life.
我也一样，这逛逛，那瞧瞧 All the same. I'll stick around. See what develops.
抱歉打扰 Excuse me.
稍等，甜心，有你机会的 In a second, honey. You'll get your chance.
今晚我可真吃香 Damn, I got the stink on me tonight.
退出舞场，先生 Step off the dance floor, sir.
嘿！ Hey!
- 玩得开心点，斯坦 - 嘿，罗拉！ - Have fun. Stan. - Hey. Lola!
警察，举起手来，先生 Police. Raise your hands, sir.
我是联邦调查局司法人员 I'm law. Federal B.I.?
在这岛上未经允许携带或隐藏枪支是非法行为 It is illegal on this island to carry a concealed weapon without a permit.
我在调查嫌疑犯 I'm working a suspect.
那你就不用抵后知会本地当局？ Are you not supposed to inform local authorities when you arrive,
探员斯坦利·P·劳埃德？ Agent Stanley P. Lloyd?
- 你认识他？ - 他是我的嫌疑犯 - You know him? - He's my suspect.
我们得拿这个到局里登记一下 Well, we're still gonna have to take this to the station and register it.
你让罪犯跑掉 You're letting the criminal go.
简直疯了 This is crazy.
你认为这是疯了？ You think this is crazy?
你刚才跳舞，那才是疯了 Your dancing, that was crazy.
这边，劳埃德探员 This way, Agent Lloyd.
欢迎来到天堂岛 Welcome to paradise.
好了 Okay.
- 水印和全息图相配 - 哦 - The watermarks and holograms match. - Oh.
不过我得登记一下枪支 But I still have to register the gun.
你笑得真美 You have a nice smile.
又没对你笑 I haven't smiled at you.
你会的 You will.
我们只要去办，就要他们好看 That's just the way I feel about it, and they have to deal with it.
是，长官 Yes. sir.
啊，索菲 Ah, Sophie.
我要和你谈谈 I need to speak to you.
有投诉说你骚扰亨利·摩尔 I'm getting complaints about you bothering Henri Moore.
我是执行公务，暂克斯 Just doing my job, Zacharias.
此人在岛上虽然是非正式的地方官 The man is practically the unofficial mayor of the island.
但他在一年内令全岛都爱戴他 In one year, he's made everyone here like him,
有些事是你一生都干不了的 something you haven't been able to do in a lifetime.
我想并非所有人都可成为像你那样的“贤明”政客 I guess we can't all be the kiss-ass politician you are.
我要你今晚留下，讨论态度问题 I want you to stay behind tonight so we can discuss your attitude.
我们结婚时，你就知道我什么态度 You knew about my attitude the day we got married
离婚时，你也知道 and knew about it the day we got divorced.
今晚你啥都别想知道 You're not gonna learn any more about it tonight.
而且，我和联邦调查局探员劳埃德有约 Besides, I have plans with Special Agent Lloyd of the FBI.
他刚到岛上 He's just arrived on the island.
是吗？ Is that so?
我们走吧？ Shall we?
走 We shall.
她酷毙了 She's feisty.
呣，漂亮吗？ Mmm. Isn't it beautiful?
是啊 Yeah.
这还不够吗？ Is it enough?
当然足够了 Of course it is.
有人说抵制诱惑唯一的办法 Some people say the only way to rid yourself of temptation
就是让步 is to yield to it.
没听说过 I don't know about that.
我说，转过身来看诱惑 I say turn your back on temptation...
或者以更具诱惑的事取而代之 ...or substitute something more tempting.
看，这么容易就投降了？ See how easy that was?
在你吻一个男人前 What's the shortest amount of time you've ever known a guy
你最短要多久能了解他？ before you kissed him?
我知道你在想什么，想都别想 I see what you're thinking, and you can forget it.
男人来这岛上 追求当地女孩共享一片天堂 Guys come down to this island looking for a slice of paradise with a local girl,
他们花言巧语以达目的 and they will say anything to get it.
把我和他们混为一谈真不爽 I resent being lumped in with all guys,
不，我承认我也会花言巧语 though, admittedly, I would say anything right now.
你跟踪麦克斯多久了？ How long have you been chasing Max?
七年--从第一颗拿破仑钻石失窃起 Seven years--ever since the first Napoleon Diamond went missing.
我赶到现场，拍了些逃车照片 I got to the scene, took a few shots at the getaway car.
翌日，我在联邦调查局总部收到一瓶香槟 Next day, bottle of champagne arrives at FBI Headquarters for me,
有张纸条，写着： “下次目标是轮胎” with a note says, "Aim for the tires next time."
他是在刺激你 He was baiting you.
- 呣 - 有什么用钱的破绽吗？ - Hmm. - Is there a money trail?
都很干净，税务、银行账户 Everything's plain-- taxes. bank accounts.
他不买昂贵的油画、游艇 什么都不买 He doesn't buy expensive paintings, yachts, nothing.
我认为他所做的超出了挑战和犯罪现场 而是他的艺术工作 I think it's more about the challenge and the alibi--that's his work of art.
听上去你还挺欣赏他 Sounds like you admire him.
我会梦想着有朝一日能穿 上天鹅绒拖鞋？ Would I like to live one day in his velvety slippers?
或许吧 Maybe.
但我不欣赏他 But I don't admire him.
他赢我太多次了 He's beat me too many times for that.
也许你需要女性滋润 Maybe you need the female touch.
这正是我梦寐以求的 That's exactly what I need.
听着，我要大逮捕，你要当地协助 Listen, I want a big arrest, you need local help.
我能帮联邦调查局搞定这单案子 I'll extend the FBI courtesy on this one.
只要我肯出马 As long as I'm riding shotgun.
你在忙活点啥？ What'sgoing on?
我在扩建平台 I'm expanding the deck.
你就是闲不住 You're trying to stay busy.
听着，在这平台上 我们将坐在一起 Look. on this deck. We are going to sit here
欣赏日落厮守到老 and watch sunsets until we get old.
都等不及了 Can't wait.
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
你叫我找点爱好 You said I need a hobby.
我想去找找 I guess I'll go find one.
是吗？ Really?
会打电话给你 I'll call you later.
他来了 He's here.
这是展览的重点 The centerpiece of our exhibit.
拿破仑拥有三颗无价之钻石 用来装饰他的剑柄 Napoleon had three priceless diamonds set into the hilt of his sword.
他战败后，宝石被挖出 失散在世界各地 After his defeat, they were pried out and dispersed around the globe.
本次展出是一睹这颗 绝世钻石的难得机会 This is one of the rare occasions the last remaining diamond is on public display.
接下来看看珍贵的埃及宝石 And next. We have some rare Egyptian gems.
多可爱的小石头 Cute little rock.
我只是看看 I'm just here to look.
幸好 Just as well.
6台摄像机... 4台固定，2台移动 With six cameras-- four stationary, two revolving,
12个红外运动传感器 a dozen I.R. motion sensors--
16个 你漏掉了在脚踝高度的几个 Sixteen. You missed the ones at ankle level.
还有标准24小时轮班警卫 Plus your standard 24-hour rotating guards.
坚不可摧的聚碳陈列罩 Unbreakable polycarbonate display,
由不可复制的磁卡控制 controlled by an uncopyable magnetic key card.
我意识到，你无法把它弄到手 I just realized-- you could never get it anyway.
说得对 You're right.
说你对就是对 When you're right, you're right.
这不可能 It's impossible.
搭我一程 Give me a ride.
别想 I don't think so.
再好好想想 Maybe you should think again.
我可以向您介绍一下 亨利·摩尔先生吗？ May I present Monsieur Henri Moore.
波德特先生 Mr. Burdett.
非常高兴见到您，先生 It is a pleasure to meet you,sir.
你是美国人 Oh, you're an American.
呣，亨利·摩尔？ Hmm. Henri Moore?
啊，我叫亨利·摩尔 Ah. My name is Henry Moore.
我在“e”上加了一点 I placed the thing on the "e".
这样显得入乡随俗点 I felt it more appropriate to my surroundings.
- 哦 - 请坐 - Oh. - Please.
我猜你很想知道为何到此 I imagine you're wondering why you're here.
是啊 Well...
请原谅让保罗的策略 波德特先生 Forgive Jean-Paul's tactics, Mr. Burdett,
不过，开诚布公地讲 这岛上的穷人需要您的帮助 but to put it bluntly, the impoverished people of this island need your help.
呣 Hmm.
五年前我是名底特律富商 Five years ago, I was a successful businessman in Detroit.
当度假来此小岛时 While vacationing on this island,
我坐于海滩，品味着... I was sitting on the beach drinking a...
马提尼加柠檬 Citron martini.
喝什么记不得了，这无关紧要 I don't recall what I was drinking -- it's not important.
但我深有感触... But I experienced a revelation--
我是被带到这岛上 来提供社会服务的 that I had been brought to this island to provide the commensurate social services
而这里的穷苦大众 极其缺乏这种服务 that were sadly lacking for the poorer elements of society here.
你是要我为下次筹资买张桌子？ And you want me to buy a table at your next fundraiser.
不，波德特先生 No. Mr. Burdett.
但我提供您一个机会 But I am offering you the opportunity
参与我日益增长的基础建设 to participate in the vital growth of my infrastructure.
啊哈，要我干嘛？ Uh-huh. How's that?
我要你去偷钻石 I want you to steal me that diamond.
我不是罪犯 I'm not a criminal.
对，我也不是 Right. Neither am I.
很好，感谢彼此理解 Good. Then we understand each other.
- 是的 - 是啊 - Yes. - Yeah.
我来带你逛逛，波德特先生 Let me show you around, Mr. Burdett.
您认为除非是工作人员... Do you think it fair that the indigenous of this island
该岛穷人不得进入赌场 这样公平吗？ are not allowed to enter the casinos unless they work there?
为什么只有富人才能享受 Why is it that only the rich should enjoy
依靠药物帮助进行自我反省？ pharmaceutically-assisted moments of personal introspection?
只有机关枪才能保安防身 The safety and security found in owning your own machine gun.
快乐得自于... The pleasures derived
包养的女伴关系 from financially-procured female companionship.
下层人民不应被这些基本的娱乐设施拒之门外 The underprivileged should not be denied these essential diversions.
我是说，您自己看看，波德特先生 I mean, look around you, Mr. Burdett.
没人不许入内 No one is turned away.
我做的一切，都是为了大家 All I do, I do for the people.
你要钻石干嘛？ And why do you need the diamond for that?
我亟需扩展我的人道主义计划 I have an urgent need to expand my humanitarian program.
几千万美金的资金注入 A cash injection in the tens of millions of dollars
将能解救整个加勒比 would relieve the entire Caribbean.
我建议我们联手，波德特先生 What I'm suggesting is a partnership, Mr. Burdett.
你是这岛上的外来人 You are a stranger to this island.
我能提供你一切便利... I can give you what you don't have--
接近码头、邮轮、轮班值勤表 要啥有啥 access to the marina. The crews. Totation schedules, whatever you need.
我睡不着，不想吵醒你 I couldn't sleep. Didn't wanna wake you.
昨天我在船上看见你了 I saw you on the ship yesterday.
我感觉到你也会去那里 I had a feeling you might be there, too.
你不觉得有事尚未彻底结束？ Don't you ever feel we weren't quite finished?
听着，麦克斯，我也很想 Look. Max. I miss it. Too.
我们曾是最棒的 We were great.
而且我们也功成身退了，无懈可击 And we went out at the top of our game, undefeated.
退出的恰到好处 The best time to quit.
或许是吧 Maybe.
麦克斯，我查看过了 Max. I cased it.
这活单枪匹马干不了 你甭想把我拉进去 It's not a one man job, and there's no way you're pulling me into it.
我们隐退了 We're retired.
现在的挑战就是觅寻简居乐趣 Now the challenge is to find joy in simple things.
而且我喜欢这种挑战 And I like that challenge.
喂？ Yeah?
我在船上撒了谎 I lied on the ship.
我能得手 I could get it.
听好了 Here's how.
我切断摄像机馈电 从展馆后面进入 I'd cut the camera feed and go in from behind the exhibit.
下午十时过后我从储藏室爆破 It's blowable from the storage room, and I'd do it after 10 P.M.
为什么？ Why?
那班次都是些关节炎退役警官 The retired arthritic cops always get that shift.
你就这么干？ So that's how you do it.
现在我都告诉你了 And now I've told you.
所以我不会干 So now I can't.
老天 Oh, my God.
- 你在干嘛？ - 我在做饭 - What are you doing? - I'm cooking.
- 啥时开始做饭了？ - 今天早上 - Since when? - This morning.
我们是守法的好市民 We are decent law-abiding people,
守法好市民早餐做煎蛋卷 and decent law-abiding people cook omelets for breakfast.
哦 Oh.
有话快讲 State your business.
昨晚我差点就被你... You almost had me last night
用老套的大卫·科波菲尔的烟雾镜子把戏给玩了 with that old David Copperfield smoke and mirrors trick.
“就好比我眼盯着我的大波女郎 手却偷走了你手腕上的劳力士” "Look at my assistant with the big tits while I take the Rolex right off your wrist."
你想知道什么？ What do you want about her?
我想知道你到底会怎样做 I wanna know how you're really gonna do it,
你要在钓鱼的时候告诉我 and you're gonna tell me while we're fishing.
钓鱼？ Fishing?
我不钓鱼 I don't fish.
我有一船的啤酒 I got a boat stacked with beer.
你自己喝吧 Drink it yourself.
你最好来 是你掏钱 You might as well come. You're paying for it.
入套房的帐 I charged it to my suite.
无所谓，斯坦利，我不去 All the same, Stanley, I'll pass.
还有一个选择 There is an option.
当地警察会请你去警察局 我们会让你汗流浃背 I get the local police to bring you down to the station, we sweat you there.
我说的是真正的流汗 And I do mean sweat.
那里没空调 所以少穿点 There's no air conditioning. So dress light.
这岛上的鸡蛋味道真怪 The eggs on this island taste funny.
他们孵出的鸡也一定很怪 They must have some weird chickens.
你选哪个，麦克斯？ What'll it be, Max?
呆会儿见 I'll see you soon.
告诉我这比不上当一排嫌疑犯 Tell me this isn't better than standing in some lineup.
我从没当过一排嫌疑犯 I've never been in a lineup.
哦，那只表真不错 Ooh. That's a hell of a watch.
值多少钱？ What's that kind of thing run you?
几千块 A couple of grand.
干嘛不拿局里开销账户 的钱买一个？ Why don't you pick one up on the Bureau's expense account?
哦，他们要我勒紧裤腰带 Oh, they keep me on a real tight leash.
这还得谢谢你 I got you to thank for that.
啊 Ah.
喔！这儿真是太热了 Whoo! It's cooking out here.
那么若我没打中你，那伤疤怎来的？ So if I didn't shoot you, where'd you get the screen door?
不小心给针扎的 Knitting accident.
帮我背上抹一点，好吗？ Dab some of this on my back, will you?
没开玩笑？ Are you serious?
是，我皮肤嫩，不想晒焦了 Yeah. I've got delicate skin. I don't wanna burn.
我打赌你是你那地区玩 捉迷藏玩得最好的小孩，哈？ I bet you were the best kid in the neighborhood at hide-and-seek, huh?
所以你进了局里 So you joined the Bureau.
是，他们都被我找到了 Yeah. I found them all.
还没找到我 No one ever found me.
我一旦找到好地方 我会几日都躲在那里 Once I found a good spot, I'd stay there for days.
好了 There you go.
转过去，我帮你擦 Now. Turn around. I'll do you.
我自己来 I'll handle it.
来吧，你会被晒伤的 No. Come on. You're gonna burn.
很好 Good.
好的 Okay.
那边，不错 There. That's good.
别动，想让我帮你都擦遍吗？ Wait. Don't you want me to coat everything?
不错，我的竿 That's good. My pole.
没门，老兄！我只擦你的背 No way, man! I'm only doing your back!
我的鱼竿！ My pole!
有鱼上钩了，快！ Hey, we got something. Come on.
噢，噢，瞧这个！ Oh. Oh. Oh. Look at this!
哦，我们抓到东西了，斯坦利 Oh. We got something here, Stanley.
哦！啊！ Ooh! Aah!
妈的！来吧！ Shit! Come on!
来啊！帮我拽上来！ Come on! Help me pull it up.
别松手，别松手！ Don't lose it. Don't lose it!
- 是个怪物 - 我们可以的！ - It's a monster. - We can do it!
这可真大 好吧，来啊，拉啊！ This is big. Okay, come on, pull!
- 你在拉吗？ - 我在拉，老兄 - Are you pulling? - I'm pulling, man.
老天！ Jesus Christ!
斯坦利！ 一二三！ Stanley! One. Two. Three!
哦！啊！ Oh! Aah!
老天！ Jesus Christ!
是鲨鱼，是鲨鱼 It's a shark. It's a shark.
是啊 Yeah.
怎么一动不动？ Why is it not moving?
- 大概是昏了 - 那怎么办？ - Maybe it's in shock. - What do you wanna do?
大概是死了 看来是死了 Maybe it's dead. I mean. It looks dead.
过去看看，动一动它 Go over and shake it.
- 干嘛我去？ - 你是联邦调查局的 - Why me? - Well, you're FBI.
这有什么关系？ What's that have to do with anything?
如果它咬断你骼膊 你就让它后半生残废 If it bites your arm off, you get disability for the rest of your life.
- 去呀！ - 你钓上来的 - Go! - You hooked it.
你去看它死活 You go see if it's alive.
是啊，是我钓的 所以你去看它的死活 Yeah. I hooked it. So you go see if it's alive.
- 去啊！ - 嘿，嘿！ - Go! - Hey, hey!
哦，好吧 我来 Oh, okay. Here I go.
我要摸过去突袭 I'm just gonna sneak up on it.
你干嘛说悄悄话？ Why are you whispering?
不让它知道计划 So it won't know the plan.
嘿 Hey.
- 啊！ - 啊！妈的！ - Aah! - Aah! Shit!
小心！小心！ Watch out, watch out, watch out!
你有权保持沉默！ You have the right to remain silent!
是啊，死了 Yeah. it's dead.
是啊 Yeah.
看看他们 Look at them.
不知情的还以为他们是朋友 If you didn't know any better, you'd think they were friends.
你一定是罗拉 You must be Lola.
索菲？ Sophie?
好枪 Nice gun.
Sig Sauer P228 Sig Sauer P228.
定制扳机装置 Custom trigger action.
哦 Oh.
- 好鞋 - 谢谢 - Nice shoes. - Thank you.
- 香奈儿？ - 古姿精品 - Chanel? - Cruz collection.
有多糟糕？ How bad was it?
哦，不是太糟糕 Oh. Not too bad.
索菲似乎人不错 Sophie seems nice.
是，警察中算好的 Yeah, for a cop.
罗拉粉酷的 Lola seems cool.
也有酷贼的 For a thief.
对！ Yes!
我认输，你赢了 I resign. You win.
许愿吧 Make a wish.
好 Okay.
我愿望你写下誓言 I wish you'd write your vows.
我太紧张了 I'm so tense.
来，我来帮你放松 Come here. Let me relax you.
你干嘛？ 为什么脱衣服？ What are you doing? Why are you taking off your clothes?
这才带劲 Now we're talkin'.
你在调皮捣蛋吗？ Are you being naughty?
调皮的打你屁屁 Naughty enough to spank.
哦，耶！ Oh, yeah!
我要咬你 可以咬你吗？ I'll bite you. Can I bite you?
去开门，你约人了？ The door. Are we expecting anyone?
是，一个朋友 Yeah. A friend.
- 朋友？ - 朋友？ - A friend? - A friend?
女性朋友 A girlfriend.
骗人 You didn't.
我爱你，宝贝 I love you. baby.
你知道我为你啥都肯做 You know I'll do anything for you.
呆在这儿 Wait here.
她来干嘛？ What's she gonna do?
告诉他！告诉他！ Tell him. Tell him.
她来帮你放松放松 She's gonna help me relax you.
你开玩笑 You're kidding.
不错嘛 Nice.
你会喜欢的 You're gonna like this.
龟孙子真运气 Lucky bastard.
- 她是谁？ - 自己看吧 - Who is she? - You'll see.
麦克斯，介绍你认识斯坦的老娘 Max. I'd like you to meet Stan's mom.
晚安，斯坦 Night. Stan.
狗杂种 Son of a...
船只需再停港四十八小时 You're only in port 48 more hours.
保持高度警戒 Stay on high alert.
劳埃德探员，我们有最匪夷所思的安全系统 Agent Lloyd, we have the most sophisticated security system
都装在这船上了 ever installed on a seagoing vessel.
你会需要的 And you'll need it.
打扰，长官 Excuse me. Sir.
安全遭到侵入 There's been a security breach.
不许动！ Don't move!
转过来 Turn around.
转过来！ Turn around!
- 不！ - 斯坦！ - No! - Stan!
妈的 Damn it.
另一边！ The other side!
阻止他！ Just stop him!
赶快，来啊！ Let's do it. Come on!
虽然著名的拿破仑钻石并未失窃 Although the famed Napoleon Diamond was undisturbed.
不明入侵者击昏了 the unknown intruder knocked out
“七海”邮轮的维修人员 a Seven Seas Navigator maintenance worker.
偷了他的制服，潜入上船 Stole his uniform. And slipped onto the ship.
你还是瞒着我，不是吗？ You're cheating on me, aren't you?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
不是搞女人，是搞钻石 Maybe not with a woman, but with a diamond.
你想要她 You want her.
我吃醋了 And I'm jealous.
没啥好担心的 You've got nothing to worry about.
今晚去哪里了，麦克斯？ Where were you tonight, Max?
我呆在家里，写我的誓言 I've been home, writing my vows.
噢，让我看看 Oh! Let me see.
抱歉，还得等等 Sorry. You have to wait.
我不会让那小骚货抢走我男人 Well, I'm not gonna let that little bitch take my man.
我要决斗，你是我的 I'm gonna fight for what's mine.
是吗？ Really?
你究竟会怎样做？ And how exactly are you gonna do that?
我是贼 I'm a thief.
我知道什么叫分散注意力 I know a thing or two about distraction.
它是颗很美的宝石，麦克斯 It's a beautiful jewel, Max.
但我保证它在浴缸里毫无乐趣 But I guarantee you, it's no fun in the tub.
呣 Mmm.
我快抓住他了，你应该站开点 I had him. You shoulda stayed out of my way.
我不想你受伤，对不起 I didn't want you to get hurt. I'm sorry.
你自己受伤了，应该敷点冰 You're the one who's hurt. You should ice that.
为什么英雄总是想救美？ Why are men always trying to protect women?
因为爱江山更爱美人 'Cause you smell good.
不就是想上床，不是吗？ It's all about sex. Isn't it?
为何两个警察不共破一案？ Why can't we just be two cops working a case?
嘿，我举双手赞成 Hey, I happen to agree with you.
现在开始我们就是搭档了 From now on. We're just partners on this.
很好 Fine.
- 那我们晚餐时再做讨论 - 不，谢了 - So. Let's have dinner and discuss it. - No. Thanks.
去蒸汽浴怎样？ How about a steam?
什么...我？不，我一直都是和搭档洗蒸汽浴的 What--I--no, I always steam with my partners.
好吧，你想试试极可意，搭档？ （Jacuzzi：水流按摩浴缸品牌） Okay, you wanna go for a Jacuzzi, partner?
我房间里有个大浴缸 I have a big tub in my room.
我们得谈谈 We have to talk.
麦克斯，真巧，一起乘车吧 Max. Great timing. Ride with us.
我们能否单独会谈？ Can we just do this one on one?
哦，当然 Oh. Of course.
加州梦想 California dreaming...
你谙熟无名之爱的乐趣吗，麦克斯？ Are you familiar with the pleasures of anonymous love, Max?
不 No.
最近我在自我尝试 另一种全新的生活方式 Recently I found myself experimenting with alternative lifestyle parameters
灵感主要来自于妈妈爸爸乐队 based largely on the free love philosophy
精品大作中的自由的爱的哲理 as found in the collected works of The Mamas and The Papas.
我从来没那方面灵感 I never made that connection.
噢，确实有 Oh. It's there.
那个蜜雪儿 飞利浦 她边走边唱 That Michelle Phillips, she could walk it like she talked it.
伯爵，放我的CD给麦克斯听 Earl, burn one of my CDs for Max.
是，先生 Yes. Sir.
这就是了，麦克斯 This is it. Max.
我的眼光 My vision.
我的基础建设高瞻远瞩 My infrastructure growing before our eyes.
这里原先是家儿童医院 It used to be a children's hospital,
不过我要把它改建成准军事训练营 but I'm revitalizing it into a paramilitary training facility.
更重要的是，船两天后就开走 More importantly, that ship is leaving in two days.
这是什么？ What's this?
你想要的一切 Everything you need.
平面图，详细计划 Schematics, detailed plan.
你自己就可以干 You can do it yourself.
爬过这条空调通风管 Go in through the air conditioning vents.
展馆可由其后面的储藏室进入 The exhibit is accessible from the storage facility behind it.
那里有台摄像机 所以一定要切断中央馈电 There's cameras there, so you're gonna have to cut the central feed.
红线在这个控制面板里 Red wires in the control panel here.
若不剪断红线，他们一览无余 If you don't cut the red wire, they'll see everything.
- 再怎么干？ - 炸墙 - What next? - Blow the wall.
- C-4？ - 不 - C-4? - Uh-uh.
用装满炸药的引线雷管 I'd use a shape charge with a detonation cord.
体积更小，但更为有效 Smaller but more effective.
还有，必须下午十时过后再爆破 And... you'd wanna blow it after 10 P.M.
- 为什么？ - 老棺材当班 - Why is that? - Graveyard shift.
都是些有关节炎的退役警官 Always the retired cops with arthritis.
我做的就这些了 That's how I'd do it.
那，我就这么干了 Then that's how I'll do it.
我们不再是同伙了，麦克斯 You know. We're not partners anymore, Max.
实际上 要想见我，过街就行 In fact, you see me, cross the street.
You gotta go
Go where you wanna go
Do what you wanna do
With whoever you wanna do it with
You gotta go where you wanna go
Do what you wanna do
With whoever you wanna do it with
You don't understand that a girl like...
下午好，亚特兰蒂斯酒店，能为您效劳吗？ Good afternoon. Atlantis. How may I help?
请接劳埃德先生 天桥套房 Mr. Lloyd, the Bridge Suite, please.
喂 Hello.
- 斯坦利 - 是啊 - Stanley. - Yeah.
- 是麦克斯，向你报到 - 少来这套，麦克斯 - It's Max, just checking in. - Cut the crap. Max.
你想看看我是不是在房间，而不是在房间里 You're making sure I'm in my room and not following you.
你在房间里怎么会在我后面？ How could you be following me if you're in your room?
- 呆会儿见，斯坦利 - 好的 - See you soon, Stanley. - Okay.
喂！ Hello!
什么？ What?
若想和我通话，就别站得太近 If you're gonna forward your calls, don't tail me so close.
啊！ Aah!
嘿 Hey.
我在无线电里听到呼叫了 I heard the call over the radio.
每年不乏缺骼膊断腿的新花样 Every year there's one white boy that goes down at Junkanoo.
这是我查到的，麦克斯结束了契约 Here's what I found out. Max closed escrow.
一个月后邮轮开始钻石展 and then a month later the cruise booked the diamond.
- 他大概是隐退了 - 我不信 - Maybe he is retired. - I doubt it.
他今天见了亨利·摩尔 He met with Henri Moore today,
这岛上的流氓大亨 the biggest gangster on the island.
谢谢你来看我 Thanks for coming.
你知道，这次你真的得敷冰了 You know. This one you really do have to ice.
- 啊！ - 哦，抱歉 - Ah! - Oh, I'm sorry.
好点了吗？ Better?
这里还有 There's another one here.
现在呢？ Now?
这里可是特别的疼 This one's particularly painful.
这儿多少还有点疼 There's some referred pain. It's somewhere around... here.
我还得再多伤几次 I'll have to get hurt more often.
还要在有意思的地方 And in more interesting places.
- 噢，不，我在震动 - 我也是 - Oh, God, I'm vibrating! - So am I.
不，不，不 No. No. No.
- 我有呼叫 - 什么？ - I'm getting a call. - What?
就没有东西更神圣吗？ Is nothing sacred?
见鬼，我得走了 Shit, I have to go.
走？你不能走，我兴致刚上来 Go? No, you can't go. I just unwrapped my head.
抱歉，我需要延期（检查有没有雨）了 Sorry, I need a rain check.
什么，你神经啊？ 这从来不下雨 What,are you crazy? It never rains here.
就给我五分钟，好吗？ Just give me five minutes, all right?
五分钟？亏你说得出来 Five minutes? You should be embarrassed.
好吧，三分钟 Okay, three.
哦，斯坦，行了 Oh. Stan. Come on.
好吧，两分钟！ 别再让我求你了 Okay, two! Please don't make me beg. Please.
两分钟？ A quick two?
别担心，我速战速决 Oh, don't worry, I'm quick.
喂 Hello.
波德特先生，我是酒吧的卢克 Mr. Burdett. It's Luc from the bar.
这里有个家伙高喊你的名字 There's a guest down here that's bombed that's shouting your name.
欢迎来天堂岛，弗兰克！ Welcome to paradise, Frank!
这里只是罪犯的天堂，比如麦克斯·波德特 Well, it's only paradise for criminals. Like Max Burdett.
是，听见了，马上就来 Yeah. I hear him. I'll be right there.
- 在哪里？ - 就在那里 - Where'd he go? - Over there.
哦，谢谢了，卢克 Oh. Thanks. Luc.
你折腾什么？怎么了？ What are you doing to yourself? What's wrong?
- 没啥事 - 没事？ - Nothing. - Nothing's wrong?
我和索菲结合了 Me and Sophie hooked up.
堪称珠联璧合 And it was beautiful.
但只能再维持一天 But it's only gonna last for one more day.
为什么？ Why is that?
因为船仅再多停24小时 Because the ship's only gonna be here 24 more hours.
而你将偷走第三颗拿破仑 and you're gonna clip Napoleon III
再度让我出丑 and make me look like a jerk again.
- 再来一杯 - 够多的了 - I'll have another one! - You've had enough.
你不是我老爸 You are not my daddy.
我想你不适合喝这种阳伞饮料，斯坦 I didn't take you as an umbrella kind of guy, Stan.
这种“罗莫斯”真是酒劲十足 These remoras really have a kick to 'em.
嘿，斯坦，别喝了 你是个好探员 Hey, Stan, buck up. You're a good agent.
不，我不是 No. I'm not.
我老是怪罪于你 但此刻我清楚地认识到 You know, I used to blame you, but now I see it clearly.
不是你，而是我 It's not you, it's me.
你是天才，老兄 You've got genius, man.
如果我有你的一丝资质，我绝不收手 If I had an ounce of what you have, I'd never stop.
你太高深，老兄，这激励了我 You've got a gift, man. It's inspiring.
我喜欢这种“罗莫斯”！ I love these remoras!
酒保，再来一杯！ Bartender! Give me another one!
没事，斯坦 没事 It's okay, Stan. It's okay.
卢克，今晚你不上班，是吧？ Luc, you're not working tonight, right? Give us a hand here.
来，斯坦，我们走，来吧 Come on. Stan. Here you go. Come on.
来吧，伙计 好啊 Here you go, buddy. Yeah.
走吧，走吧 Come on. Come on.
我怎么办？！ What about me?!
就是这样，斯坦利 That's it, Stanley.
你到了 Here you go.
就这样 That's it.
就这样，你到了 That's it. Here we go.
你乱说我扶他上床，我宰了你 You tell anyone I tucked him in, I'll kill you.
- 不会的，波德特先生 - 叫我麦克斯 - Sure thing, Mr. Burdett. - Call me Max.
- 麦克斯 - 好的 - Max. - Okay.
罗拉！ Lola!
锁了，别想破门而入 It's locked. And don't try to break in.
不欢迎你 You're not welcome.
我搭好了平台 I finished the deck.
你答应我们共赏首次日落 You promised to spend the first sunset on it together.
- 罗拉 - 这还没完 - Lola. - That's not all.
我找到了你的笔记本 I found your notebook.
罗拉 Lola.
我现在坐下写誓言，好吗？ I'll sit down right now and write my vows, okay?
誓言不是写给我的，是写给你 The vows are not for me. they're for you.
你必须考虑一下，我们所拥有的对你来说意味着一切 You have to figure out if what we have means anything to you.
得了，麦克斯 Come on. Max.
你真认为偷完第3颗就会罢休？ Do you really think the third one's gonna make you whole?
- 我不知道 - 好，等知道了再回来 - I don't know. - Well, don't come back until you do.
那我该去哪里？ Where am I supposed to go?
她赶了我出来 She threw me out.
这跟我有什么关系？ Why is it my problem?
因为这岛上的酒店全客满了 'Cause every hotel on the island is booked.
我能搬开这些窃听设备吗？ Can I move this surveillance stuff?
别乱动！暴贵的 Don't mess with it! It's very expensive.
听着，我可不想打地铺 Listen, I'm not gonna sleep on the floor.
我想你运气到头了 Well, I guess you're out of luck.
我们都是 We both are.
移过去 Move over.
妈的 Shit.
那么你们到底怎么了？ So what'd you do?
平台搭好后我没去看首次日落 I missed our first sunset on her new deck.
就这事？ That's it?
我不喜欢看日落 I'm no good at sunsets.
你当然不喜欢 Of course you're not.
世界分两种人，有人喜欢日落 The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset
也有人不喜欢 and those who don't.
是啊 Yeah.
像你这种人从不会快乐 People like you are never happy.
你是个患得患失，自以为是，追求完美的偷窃狂 You're anxious, type-A, egocentric perfectionists who can't sit still
最终带着巨款和无尽悔恨离世 and die alone with a million bucks and a thousand regrets.
那些无忧无虑，识赏日落... The people who can relax, enjoy the sunset,
手牵手坦对末日的人才是最快乐的 hold hands at the end of the day -- they're the happy ones.
那你为什么不那样？ So why can't you do that?
别占了毯子 Don't hog the blanket.
- 晚安，麦克斯 - 晚安 - Good night, Max. - Good night.
你知道局里有“不问不答”的规定 You know, the Bureau's got a "don't ask, don't tell" policy,
但这次你得解释一下，斯坦 but this is pushing it, Stan.
可瓦斯基 斯坦福 Kowalski. Stafford.
索菲？ Sophie?
洛杉矶分局收到这位监察员的电话 The L.A. office got a call from Inspector Bethel here.
他想知联邦调查局在该岛的行动范围 He wanted to know the scope of the FBI's operation on the island.
由于我们在该岛无行动计划 Since we don't have an operation on the island,
所以特地来看一下 we felt we'd come here and check it out.
他在说什么，斯坦？ What's hetalking about, Stan?
我解释一下 Let me explain.
他已被停职，停了3个月 He's on suspension. He has been for three months.
停职？ Suspension?
丢失了第二颗拿破仑后，他就被认定不可靠 He was deemed unstable after he lost Napoleon II.
你说你是来办案的 You told me you were here on the case.
我是来办案的 I am here on the case.
一旦我抓住这家伙，重返旧职 and once I bust this guy, get reinstated, upped,
这些笨蛋会向我致敬 these slobs will be saluting me.
你们在交往吗？ Are you guys dating?
他与我无瓜葛，只是嫌疑犯 He's nothing but a suspect to me.
- 是吗？ - 好像和这些有出入 - Oh, really? - That's not what these show.
你的嫌疑犯为套房买单 Your suspect's paying for this suite.
还有海藻浴 And the seaweed body wraps.
你们俩可真热乎 You two look pretty chummy.
你对我撒了谎，斯坦 So you lied to me, Stan.
你找到了你的那片天堂，哈？ And you got your slice of paradise, hmm?
希望这就是你想得到的一切 I hope it was everything you thought it would be.
索菲 Sophie...
下次选搭档前 You might want to do more of a background check next time
眼睛最好睁大点 before you partner up.
她没必要对你如此绝情，知道吗？ She didn't have to be so hard on you, you know?
真有点过头了 Storming out like that.
事出有因 She's got grounds.
有件事你必须了解，我们这些执法人员 The thing you gotta understand about us law enforcement types
不喜欢撒谎 is we don't much appreciate lying.
行了，斯坦，你问心无愧，或许你是藏了一手 Come on, Stan, you fibbed, maybe withheld a little.
但说谎？没有 But lie? Nah.
你确实是在办案的联邦调查局探员 You are an FBI agent working a case.
知道吗，你要是那么说，还听上去不赖 You know, when you put it like that, it doesn't sound so bad.
我能帮你解释 I could explain it to her.
你怎么办？ What about you?
你被臭骂了一顿 You are a hell of a catch.
我见过你和罗拉那样 I've seen the way you are with Lola.
你爱那姑娘 You love that girl.
你得解决自己的问题 So you're working out some personal issues.
你要的只是一点支持 All you need is a little support.
没错 Exactly.
我能让她明白 Hell. I could make her understand.
麦克斯吃不下，睡不着 Max can't eat, can't sleep.
就像一只无家可归的小鸟 He's like an injured bird.
斯坦心碎了，痛苦极了 Stan's hurt. He's in pain.
就像一只受了伤的小狗 He's like a wounded dog.
他需要你，罗拉，他绝对是你的绝配 He needs you, Lola. You're his better half.
就再给一次机会吧 Just give him one more chance.
他是好人，索菲 He's a good guy, Sophie.
我确定他撒了谎，但那都是为了工作 I'm sure he's a liar. but that comes with the job.
我不知道，这事有点蹊跷 I don't know. This is all a bit strange.
你怎么想，罗拉？ What do you think, Lola?
- 我不信 - 我也是 - I don't buy a word of it. - I'm with you.
- 不不不 - 嘿，嘿，嘿 - No. No. No. - Hey, hey, hey.
- 听着，听我们说 - 就一秒钟 - Listen. Hear us out. - Come on. One second.
听着 Look...
今晚，谎言到此为止 Tonight the lies stop.
他说真的，到此结束 He's serious. It's over.
他没追求那钻石，我也没追着他 He's not chasin' it. And I'm not chasin' him.
抱歉，船开走前我们无法相信 I'm sorry, but I won't believe you until that ship is gone.
船离港还得再过几小时 And we still got a few hours before she sails.
听着，我不能让船今晚消失 Look. I can't make that ship disappear tonight,
但我能让我们消失 but I can make us disappear.
- 你在说些啥？ - 我有新爱好 - What are you talking about? - I found a hobby.
等等，这个你可没说过 Wait a minute. You didn't tell me about this.
当我们出水透气之时 When we come up for air,
船将驶向巴黎，钻石亦将一去不复返 that ship will be headed to Paris and the diamond will be gone forever.
那，你要带我们去哪里？ So, where you taking us?
我们正游向一艘沉船，传说在残骸某处... We're headed to a hidden reef where there's rumored to be
有上亿的黄金 100 million in gold somewhere among the wreckage.
开玩笑 You're kidding.
哇！ Wow!
瞧这个 Look at this.
是啊，那船沉了有四十年了 Yeah, these ships have been down here since the '40s.
但没人发现有黄金 but nobody's ever found any gold.
也许有联邦调查局的帮忙，我们能走运 Well, maybe with the help of the FBI we'll get lucky.
我押麦克斯能找到 My money's on Max.
一亿4个人分，每人2500万 100 million four ways-- that's 25 million apiece if we split it.
打算由何处入手？ Have any idea where to start?
这下面处处都有可能，我们分头进行，仔细寻找 It could be anywhere down here. Let's split up, look around.
你肯定安全吗？ 我对贝壳类动物过敏 You guys sure this is safe? I'm allergic to shellfish.
这你不必过虑，我见过你怎样处置鲨鱼 You've got nothing to worry about. I've seen how you handle sharks.
我们回去后，我请大家喝阳伞饮料 When we get back, I'm buying everyone umbrella drinks.
嘿，小家伙，瞧见这儿有黄金吗？ Hey, little guy, have you seen any gold down here?
嘿，麦克斯，我就指望你把我变富翁了 Hey, Max, I'm counting on you to make me a rich man.
罗拉，假设来说 Lola, hypothetically speaking,
有了2500万你会去干嘛？ what's it like to hold 25 million in your hands?
我不懂你在胡说些什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
好吧 Right.
- 晚安，老家伙 - 去吃屎吧 - Good night, old-timer. - Eat shit.
那是怎么回事？ What the hell is that?
储藏间B内有入侵者 There is an intruder in Storage Facility B.
- 正企图进行爆破 - 狗崽子！ - Attempted break-in in progress. - Son of a bitch!
所有保安立即赶往储藏间B All security to Storage Facility B.
嘿，麦克斯 Hey. Max.
什么事？ What's up?
你在哪里？ Where are you?
哦，我在船内某处 Oh, I'm somewhere inside the ship.
哦，我也在，感谢相助 Oh, yeah, me too. Thanks, that helps a lot.
麦克斯，你刚才说你在船内？ Max, did you say you were inside the ship?
是，真令人称奇 Yeah, it's amazing.
呣，真的？ 你看到了什么？ Hmm. Really? What do you see?
太暗了，我想我是在船长室 It's pretty dark. I think I'm in the captain's quarters.
真有趣 That's interesting.
麦克斯，我突然不想喝阳伞饮料了 Max, suddenly I don't feel like having an umbrella drink.
我想我们是要空手而归了 I'm beginning to think we're gonna go home empty-handed.
你在哪里，麦克斯？ 我和你一起回家还是咋地 Where are you, Max? I'm gonna come hunt with you a while.
我来找你了 I'm coming to you.
你们怎么看见我的？ 我剪断红线了 How you see me? I cut the red wire.
啊，干得真不错，天才，你剪断了按摩浴的取暖供给 Ah, nice work, genius. You cut the heating to the Jacuzzi.
麦克斯，你在船尾吗？ Max. You at the stern?
麦克斯？ Max?
斯坦·劳埃德呼叫麦克斯·波德特，请回答 Stan Lloyd to Max Burdett. Come in.
你当你是谁？隐形人？ Who'd he think he was.
上帝啊 Dear God.
见鬼 Shit.
是调虎离山，回去保护钻石！ It was a diversion. Get back to the diamond!
麦克斯，你在哪里？ Max. Where are you?
请回答我？ Will you answer me?
喂！ Hello!
那里！ There!
他在通风管里！ 他偷走了钻石！ He's in the vents! He got the diamond!
麦克斯，那是谁在说话？ Max. What was that?
麦克斯！ Max!
他大概丢失了无线电 I think he left his radio.
我听见其它的话 I thought I heard something else.
你到哪里去了？出事了？ Where'd you go? Is something wrong?
衣服帅呆了 Nice costume.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thanks. - You're welcome.
Party all the time. Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time...
请大家到客舱集中 Go back to your cabin, please.
哈哈，你在那里！ Aha, there you are!
嘿，麦克斯，别这样 Hey, Max, come on.
昨晚我们还睡在一起，现在想逃跑？ Last night we were spooning. Now you're running away?
来吧！ Come on!
呦嗬，麦克斯 Yoo-hoo. Max.
噢，我懂了，你在玩捉迷藏 Oh, I get it. A little hide-and-seek.
我在船上告诉过你，他们都被我抓住了 Like I told you on the boat, I caught 'em all.
你很不错，不过还没那么优秀 You're good, but you're not that good.
你猜他们怎么说？ 联邦调查局总是手到擒来 You know what they say -- the FBI always gets their man.
麦克斯！ Max!
我呼吸有困难！ I'm having an air problem!
斯坦，没事吧？ Stan, are you okay?
我无法呼吸，救我！ I can't breathe! Help!
你在哪里，斯坦？ Where are you, Stan?
我来了，斯坦 I'm coming, Stan.
没事了，斯坦，我就在你旁边 It's okay, Stan. I'm right here.
拿掉面罩 Take off your mask.
我抓住他了，亲爱的 I got him, honey.
我在这儿 I'm right here.
你没事，斯坦 You're okay, Stan.
什么都别担心，搭档 Nothing to worry about, partner.
我看到我的命就在我眼前闪 I saw my life flash before my eyes.
把它还给我好让我弥补过失 Leave it to me to get the faulty regulator.
你知道我从没潜过水 You know. I never dove before.
- 我正在想祝酒词 - 庆祝点啥？ - I would like to propose a toast. - What are we celebrating?
退出江湖 Retirement.
- 为这干一杯 - 好的 - I'll drink to that. - Good.
喂？ Hello.
什么？ What?
怎么会？ How?
- 什么事？ - 钻石失窃了 - What's wrong? - The diamond's been stolen.
- 什么？ - 半小时前 - What? - Half an hour ago.
你设我们圈套 You set us up.
少来 Come on.
这整件事 This whole thing.
你有完美的不在场证明：我 You got your perfect alibi--me.
嘿 Hey.
把手举起来 Get your hands up.
你认真的？ Are you serious?
毫不疑问你刚刚退休 No wonder you just retired.
没剩什么东西可偷了 You don't have anything left to steal.
我得去船上 I've got to get to the ship.
难以抗拒，是吗？ You couldn't resist, could you?
你最后一次又把我给玩了 You had to screw me one last time.
你把我当猴耍了！ You had to make an ass out of me!
嘿，罗拉，罗拉，等等 Hey, Lola. Lola. Wait.
嘿 Hey.
你在水里真是救了我 You really did save me down there.
对不起，我让你置身黑暗，我只是想保护你 I'm sorry I kept you in the dark. I was only trying to protect you.
你真宽宏大量 How generous of you.
你说得没错，没你我干不了 You were right, you know. I couldn't do it without you.
你得承认，斯坦脸上那副表情真富有诗意 You gotta admit, though, the look on Stan's face was sheer poetry.
住嘴，麦克斯 Shut up, Max.
嘿 Hey.
罗拉，别这样 Lola, please.
麦克斯，我帮你因为我爱你 Max, I helped you because I love you.
但是，现在我该走了 But now I'm leaving you.
罗拉，我以为在所有人当中 Lola, I thought you'd appreciate how I did it,
你只欣赏我干的，嘿，嘿 you of all people. Hey, hey.
我欣赏，这是条妙计，麦克斯 I do. It was a smart plan, Max.
你是名大盗 You're a great thief.
但不是个好男人 But I want a great man.
罗拉 Lola.
进去 Move inside.
什么？以为都结束了？转过去！ What, you thought this was over? Turn around!
我本想在高档场所欢迎你 I tried to deal with you from an elevated place, man,
为求你的才智，我扮尽斯文样 appeal to your intellect, spit poetry and shit at you.
但是不，伙计，现在你却逼得我拿出枪 But no, man, you had to bring me down to the gutter.
钻石在哪里？ Where is the diamond?
- 这与她无关 - 现在有关 - She's got nothing to do with this. - Oh. she does now.
你杀我的狗，我杀你的猫 You kill my dog, I'm gonna slay your cat.
别起-- Don't get--
啊！ Aah!
扔得好，臭婊子！ Nice throw. Bitch!
不！ No!
你哪里冒出来的？ Where'd you come from?
他一周前要我帮他去偷钻石 我拒绝了 He asked me to help him steal it a week ago. I turned him down.
他不得不自己去偷 He must have stolen it himself.
然后他回来想杀人灭口 then he came back here to make sure there were no loose ends.
那你为什么不来找我？ 告诉我计划是什么？ So why didn't you come to me, tell me what they were planning?
他说他会杀了我们 He said he'd kill us.
打死你也不会相信 You wouldn't have believed him anyway.
你以为摩尔是这个岛的基督再临 You thought Moore was the Second Coming for this island.
我想的不用你教，女士 Don't tell me what I think. Woman.
- 钻石在哪里？ - 我不知道 - Where's the diamond? - I have no idea.
- 他们是想诬陷我们 - 结束了吗？ - They were trying to frame us. - Are we finished here?
你知道，我不信你说的话 You know. I don't believe a word
我知道 I know.
别走 Don't leave.
祝你好运，麦克斯 Good luck. Max.
罗拉，等等 Lola. Wait.
听我说 Hear me out.
这没用，麦克斯，这次不行 It's not gonna work, Max. Not this time.
我知道太晚了，但我终于写了，看？ I know it's too late.
很多字 Lots of words.
没必要读因为是我真心告白 But I don't need to read them because I know it by heart.
我花费一生追寻珍奇异宝 I've spent my whole life chasing things which I thought were valuable,
唯一我真正在乎的就是 站在我眼前的一切的一切 when the only thing I really cared for was right in front of me all along.
你是我的心灵，罗拉 You are my heart, Lola.
此刻起，你就是我唯一的珠宝 From this moment on. You are my only jewel.
我想欣赏日落至终生 I want a life filled with sunsets.
我不愿没有你而独赏，绝不 And I never wanna watch one of them without you, not ever.
这是我买的第一颗钻石 The first diamond I've ever bought.
我爱你，罗拉·丝拉洛 I love you, Lola Cirillo.
嫁给我吧 Marry me.
- 有个条件 - 什么都行 - On one condition. - Anything.
我要看收据 I want the receipt.
给你的，卢克 Here you go, Luc.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
杰克加冰，要带伞的，不管了，我要庆祝一番 Jack on the rocks. With an umbrella. What the hell, I'm celebrating.
忘掉什么杰克加冰吧，大家都来喝 “罗莫斯” Forget the Jack on the rocks, let's have remoras all around.
都来喝 “罗莫斯” Remoras all around.
斯坦利，你来这里干嘛？ Stanley, what the hell are you doing here?
没事到处逛逛 Well, I thought I'd stick around.
噢，是呀，眼熟吧？ Oh, yeah, look familiar?
给自己买的，花光了信用卡 Treated myself, maxed out the credit card.
但挺适合我的，是不是？ But it suits me. Don't you think?
一定是向政府薪金部借的钱 Well. It must take a bite
不，我已买得起了 Ah, I can afford it all right.
来吧，我们边喝“罗莫斯”边谈 怎样？ Come on, let's sip our remoras and talk. Shall we?
我记得你说过这东西劲儿足 I thought you said these things have a kick.
卢克，这里面有什么？ Luc. What's in this?
橙汁、芒果汁、糖浆和椰奶 Orange juice, mango juice, grenadine, and coconut milk.
没酒精？ No liquor?
没有 Nada.
我喜欢这些“罗莫斯”！ I love these remoras!
酒保，再来一杯！ Bartender,give me another!
你乱说我扶他上床，我宰了你 You tell anyone I tucked him in, I'll kill you.
- 不会的，波德特先生 - 叫我麦克斯 - Sure thing, Mr. Burdett. - Call me Max.
- 麦克斯 - 对了 - Max. - Okay.
你知道，我真喜欢那个凹洞 You know. I really like that cove.
你还好吧？你气色不太好哟 Are you okay? 'Cause you don't look too good.
作为一名水下发烧友， 你应知道“罗莫斯”乃何物，麦克斯 As an underwater enthusiast, you should know what a remora really is, Max.
鱼是一种偷食鱼 A remora is kind of a stowaway,
依靠吸附在鲨鱼身上进行捕食 a suckerfish that sticks to the shark's body and feeds off it.
鲨鱼辛苦猎食 The shark does all the work.
但鱼则坐享其成 But the remora gets the spoils.
你得手了，斯坦 You did it. Stan.
从一开始就是 Right from the start.
这是唯一你俩未到手的一颗 It's the only one you two haven't stolen.
你设我圈套 You set me up.
我爽啊！太爽了！ I revel in it. I revel in it!
想不到堂堂的麦克斯·波德特 终于败在我手下？ Could it be that the great Max Burdett has finally lost?
不，我没输 No. I didn't.
我赢得了罗拉 I got Lola.
恭喜了，斯坦 Congratulations, Stan.
我此刻在端详它 I'm looking at it right now.
我的飞机十分钟后起飞 My plane takes off in ten minutes.
明天早上拍卖由三千万起拍 Tomorrow morning the bidding will start at $30 million,
要我是你，我就带现金 and if I were you, I'd bring cash.
失之东隅，收之桑榆 You win some. You lose some.
我们还有日落 We still have the sunsets.
是啊 Yeah.
别担心，总有一天你会另有所好 Don't worry, one day you'll find a hobby.
你知道，我想我已有了 You know. I think I already have.
再见，天堂 Bye-bye, paradise.
不 No.
不！ No!
麦克斯！ Max!
不，你这个混蛋！ No, you bastard!
最后一次，是吧，麦克斯？ Last time, right, Max?
最后一次 Last time.
你个婊子养的！ You son of a bitch!
麦克斯！ Max!
If you want it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh. Whoa
If you need it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh. Whoa
If you want it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh. Whoa
If you need it, come and get it
I've got it
Ahh
I'm a pro when it comes to the getaway
So don't even try to follow me
Bonnie and Clyde, me and my lady
Right on down to the end of the story
I'm wanted in so many countries
Not even the feds can catch me
'Cause I am made to run
In this profession there is no other like me
If you want it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh. Whoa
If you need it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh. Whoa
If you want it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh. Whoa
If you need it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh, yeah
What you think you saw, you did not see
'Cause it's so easy for me
To get away from sharks and security
I love to challenge my ability
So never underestimate me
I'm versatile with agility
Don't you be surprised if you lose the prize
'Cause I've done this before
If you want it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh. Whoa
If you need it, come and get it
I've got it
Oh, yeah
Yo
To all the ladies in the dance
To each and every princess
Hey, ah, ha, ah
Yo. confess
I lose all control when I see you standing there in front of me
Your style, your clothes, your hair
Hey, woman, you look so sexy
The way you wind and the way you dance
And the way that you twist and turn your waist
Leaves me wanting, leaves me yearning
Leaves me feeling for a taste
Before the end of the night
I wanna hold you so tight
So tight
You know I want you so much
So much
And I'm so tempted to touch
Yo. uh. uh
Tempted to touch, tempted to touch
My little woman, man, I need you so much
Tempted to touch, tempted to touch
My little woman, man, I'm inside your clutch
Tempted to touch, tempted to touch
My little woman, man, I need you so much
Tempted to touch, tempted to touch
My little woman, man, I'm inside your clutch
Yo
To all the ladies in the dance
I'm lookin' at these ladies
Thinkin' about one of them havin' my babies, huh
I don't even know your name
Little woman.
But there's somethin' about you, girl
When I see you winding in front the stage
I'm talkin' about you
Please forgive me, please excuse me
But there is nothing else that a man can do
Excuse me
I can't help myself, little woman
I just need to be next to you
Before the end of the night
Before the end of the night, huh
I wanna hold you so tight
Wanna hold you
You know I want you so much
Want you so much, huh
And I'm so tempted to touch
Come on. Huh
Tempted to touch, tempted to touch
My little woman, man, I need you so much
Tempted to touch, tempted to touch
My little woman, man, I'm inside your clutch
Tempted to touch, tempted to touch
My little woman, man, I need you so much
Na na na-na-na-na na-na
Yeah
She's got the touch I love so much
That's all I ever wanted
I'm surely God-blessed
Uh, under her spell she had me crushed
I sworn I was anointed
Got caught by her magic
Ah. She had me drooling for a while
With her sexual motion
Like taking candy from a child
Suck on her love potion
I can't believe the changes I've made
Since I met my baby
You know. She drive me crazy
On and on
What a beautiful lady
On and on
She drives me crazy
On an on
And there's no ifs nor maybes, she goes
On and on
Yeah-eah
Like a volcano she erupt
Blowing up my pager
Every minute, every hour
Whoo-whoo, yeah
I realize she likes my stuff
I chose the right flavor
This moment I will savor
Lord
I've never trusted pretty smiles
'Cause looks are deceivin'
Sexy want my love profound
Some pretty girls are misleading
Lesson learned. Don't judge a book
By looking at the cover
You know, she drive me crazy