1 00:00:01,270 --> 00:00:10,480 LSATSB�����˴���ǹ��1998 2 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:15,000 Sync & Encoded by Owen Lee 3 00:00:16,576 --> 00:00:21,120 ����ӰѧӢ�� ������ѧӢ�� 4 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:26,660 �����ֻ���IPAD��MP4ѧӢ����ע�� 5 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:35,000 =-www.en580.com-=��Ӣ���Ұ����� 6 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:45,460 Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy... 7 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:47,670 and those who trust me from those who don't. 8 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:50,230 Because if you can't see value here today... 9 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,600 you're not here shopping--you're up here shoplifting. 10 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,480 See these goods? Never seen daylight,moonlight... 11 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:57,790 Israelite,Fanny by the gaslight. 12 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,930 Take a bag.Come on.Take a bag. 13 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,740 I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound. 14 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:05,630 Anyone like jewelry?Look at that one there. 15 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:08,860 Handmade in Italy,hand stolen in Stepney. 16 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,960 It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. 17 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,850 Don't think 'cause these boxes are sealed up they're empty. 18 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,500 The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. 19 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:19,890 By the look of you lot, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. 20 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,900 Here,one price.Ten pound. 21 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:23,830 -Did you say ten pound? -Are you deaf? 22 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,490 That's a bargain.I'll take one. 23 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:29,080 Squeeze in.Left leg,right leg. Your body will follow.They call it walking. 24 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:31,980 You want one as well,darling? That's it.They're waking up. 25 00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:37,390 Treat the wife of somebody else's wife. It's more fun if you don't get caught. 26 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,860 You want one?Show me a bit of life then. 27 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:41,840 It's no good standing out there like 1:00 half struck. 28 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:44,760 Buy'em.You better buy 'em. These are not stolen. 29 00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:48,340 They're just not paid for.We can't get 'em again.They changed the locks. 30 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:51,700 It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. 31 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:55,280 "Too late"will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. 32 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,120 If you've got no money on you,you'll cry tears as big as October cabbages. 33 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:01,360 Bacon,cozzers! 34 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:05,200 Shit! 35 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:19,250 Ed can hustle a few quid here and there... 36 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,450 but his real talent lies in cards and gambling with cards. 37 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:31,020 Bacon could see that his days of selling goods on street corners are numbered. 38 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:33,910 It's time to move on,and he knows it. 39 00:02:50,350 --> 00:02:52,560 I'm six foot one. That's perfect for my height. 40 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,480 You're catching up with me. 41 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:57,930 -What you talking about?I'm skinny. -Of course you are. 42 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,270 -All right,Ed? -Nick the Greek,always a pleasure. 43 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:03,570 -Tom,what have you been eating? -Enough already! 44 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:06,000 You two,join me in my office. 45 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:11,270 So,how much is it then,Tom? 46 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:14,630 -You know how much it is,Nick. -And that includes the amp? 47 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:17,600 That does not include the amp. 48 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:20,450 I thought it included the amp. 49 00:03:20,530 --> 00:03:22,250 Well,it doesn't. 50 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,660 I'll throw in a phone, but it does not include the amp. 51 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:28,420 Very nice. 52 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:30,180 I hope it includes the speakers. 53 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:33,540 It doesn't include the speakers. It doesn't include the amp. 54 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:36,360 It's not supposed to include me getting the hump with your stupid questions. 55 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:38,980 Now,you want it,you buy it. 56 00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:42,660 -What else do I get with it? -A Rolls-Royce,when you pay for it. 57 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:44,970 Don't know.Seems expensive. 58 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:49,190 Seems?Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. 59 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:53,540 That is 900 nicker in any shop, and you're complaining about 200. 60 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:55,430 What school of finance did you study? 61 00:03:55,500 --> 00:04:00,040 It's a deal.It's a steal. It's sale of the fuckin'century. 62 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:02,530 In fact,fuck you.I think I'll keep it. 63 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,020 Keep your alans on. 64 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:12,640 -Here's a ton. -Jesus Christ! 65 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,300 You could choke a dozen donkeys on that. 66 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,100 And you're haggling over 100 pound? 67 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:19,930 What do you do when you're not buying stereos?Finance revolutions? 68 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:24,030 -100 pounds is still 100 pounds. -Not when the price is 200 pounds. 69 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,970 And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. 70 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:29,410 Tighter than a duck's butt,you are. 71 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,930 Come on. Let me feel the fiber of your fabric. 72 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:39,050 The skinny one is Tom. He's the entrepreneur of the bunch. 73 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:42,970 He has a couple of dirty little fingers in a couple of dirty little pies. 74 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:47,930 Nick has made it his business to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes... 75 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:50,690 in every dirty bent and stolen pie in London. 76 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:54,750 Between the two of them, there ain't much you can't get hold of. 77 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,730 That's my 25 grand.It's all there. 78 00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:03,640 It took me a long time to earn that, so treat it with respect. 79 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,570 What about the chef? 80 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,970 What have you come as? 81 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:25,370 Cupid,stupid. 82 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,740 That's the last time I'm getting any more fruit off of you. 83 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:29,250 You call that fresh? 84 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:32,480 There was more small hairy armored things in your fruit than fruit. 85 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:34,400 You should open a butcher's,not a grocer's. 86 00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:36,700 If you order stuff from Kathmandu... 87 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,490 don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists en route. 88 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:41,820 Enough about that.Where's the money? 89 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,530 Keep your fingers out of my soup! 90 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:50,170 Soap is called Soap because he keeps his hands clean of unlawful behavior. 91 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:53,310 He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal. 92 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:57,150 He represents the more sensible side of the four. 93 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:01,850 You sure you can afford 25? 94 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:04,090 That depends on how you look at it. 95 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,550 I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. 96 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:09,470 Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon? 97 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:11,770 Fat man,Bacon and myself. 98 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,650 Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry. 99 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:17,340 Who's this fat man then,eh? 100 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,530 Want a sandwich,Bacon? 101 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,710 It's not easy to take a seat at this card table. 102 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:29,650 The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards... 103 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,410 and there's no shortage of punters. 104 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:36,180 The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man,Harry... 105 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:40,210 or as some,including himself, like to call him,Hatchet Harry. 106 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,430 You got it all? 107 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:47,890 -100 grand. -Well,if you got it,you got it. 108 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,820 Now,if you don't mind-- 109 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:57,400 -What's this Eddie like then? -He's a fucking thief. 110 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:01,390 Harry has a colleague, a monster of a man,Barry the Baptist. 111 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:04,150 The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet. 112 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:08,270 -Are you gonna fucking pay? -I'll pay! 113 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:12,850 Harry makes sure the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously. 114 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:18,070 The boy's got a rare ability. He seems to make cards transparent. 115 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,040 So we can say he's good. 116 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:24,210 Oh,no,he's better than good. He's a fucking liability. 117 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:28,680 Here,hold on.What do you think of these? We're selling hundreds. 118 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,160 Very nice,Harry. 119 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:33,010 What's if for? 120 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,760 Don't play innocent with me,Bazza.Spanking! 121 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:18,440 There's 25 from me,Tom,Soap and yourself. It's 100 grand to the pound. 122 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:22,250 -So why the fuck are you counting it? -Because I like to. 123 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,190 So,a reasonable return should be in the region of 120 grand. 124 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,140 That's for 25 grand invested. 125 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:30,440 -Going on previous experience. -Going on optimism. 126 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,890 Whatever it's going on,it should be enough to send you on a cooking course. 127 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:38,640 You're not funny--You're fat--and look as though you should be,but you're not. 128 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:41,480 Fat?Who are you calling--Jesus! 129 00:08:41,550 --> 00:08:44,300 It's good in here,isn't it? Handy for the tube.Great electrics. 130 00:08:44,370 --> 00:08:48,810 -I can see why you moved in. -It's cheap,like the budgie. 131 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,460 And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to. 132 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:54,470 A bit antisocial to say the least. 133 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:57,510 -What do you mean? -He means they're thieving bastards. 134 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:00,520 I mean,when they're not picking peanuts out of poop... 135 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:04,070 they rip off unfortunate souls of their hard-earned drugs. 136 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,900 Not exactly thick these walls. 137 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:12,770 Nice work,John.Get yourself a drink. 138 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:19,820 Is that it? 139 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,740 How many times do I have to tell you,Plank? 140 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,100 You find a job worth doing, you'll find your share improving. 141 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,100 Now,have you got a problem with that? 142 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:45,700 Charles,this gear is getting heavier. 143 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:52,000 I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists or... 144 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:55,140 Nobel Peace prize winners or something. 145 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,930 Peace prize? 146 00:09:57,990 --> 00:10:01,670 Be lucky to find your penis for piss the amount you keep smoking. 147 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:09,660 Who the hell's that? 148 00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:18,870 All right,Willie? 149 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:22,210 Does it look like I'm all right?Take this. 150 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:26,910 I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second. 151 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:30,080 Charles,why have we got that cage? 152 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,800 Security. 153 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:36,540 That's right.That's right.Security. 154 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:40,250 So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? 155 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:44,510 I would have used it,Winston, but this is Willie,and Willie lives here. 156 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:49,210 But you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door,did you? 157 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,600 Chill,Winston!It's me. 158 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:55,290 Charlie knows it's me.What's the problem? 159 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,420 The problem is that Charles and yourself... 160 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,630 are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. 161 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:05,970 So just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked! 162 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,430 What is that? 163 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,840 That's Gloria. 164 00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:12,950 Yes,I know that's Gloria.What's that? 165 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:16,120 Fertilizer. 166 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:19,320 You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter... 167 00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:23,320 and you come back with a semiconscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. 168 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,320 Alarm bells are ringing. 169 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:30,360 -We need fertilizer. -We also need a money counter. 170 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:34,800 This money's gotta be out by Thursday. I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. 171 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,290 If you do have to buy sodding fertilizer... 172 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,560 could you just be a little more subtle? 173 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:43,730 What do you mean? 174 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:48,110 We grow copious amounts of ganja,yeah? 175 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,330 Yeah. 176 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:54,140 And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilier. 177 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:57,400 You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist. 178 00:11:57,470 --> 00:11:59,600 That's what I mean,Willie. 179 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:26,870 -How long's he been in there,son? -About 20 minutes. 180 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,400 -He's on his own? -Yeah,just carrying a bag. 181 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,440 Let's pay him a little visit then,shall we? 182 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,120 Big Chris settles debts for Harry. 183 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:47,660 The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debt is his son and heir... 184 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,810 Little Chris. 185 00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:08,010 This is one of them high-powered jobs, isn't it? 186 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,900 -Got some bad news for you. -What the fuck-- 187 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:18,980 -Mind your language in front of the boy. -Jesus Christ! 188 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,730 That includes blasphemy as well. Now,tell me,John... 189 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,700 how can you be concentrating on improving this lovely tan... 190 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:28,660 and it is a lovely tan,by the way... 191 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,820 when you've got more pressing priorities at hand? 192 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:34,890 Tell Harry--I mean,Mr.Harry-- 193 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,580 I've been busy.I'm nearly there. 194 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,850 Check his locker,son. 195 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,780 I don't suppose there's any chance of you lifting this sun bed up,is there? 196 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:51,950 He's not poor.He's got over a monkey here, and that's just in his wallet. 197 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:55,820 Fucking hell,John.You always walk around with that in yur pocket? 198 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:59,600 You use language like that again,son, you'll wish you hadn't. 199 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:02,790 -Sorry,Dad. -Put the rest of the stuff in there. 200 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,530 You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John. 201 00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:10,380 You owe what you owe, and by the time this tan's faded... 202 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,350 you wanna have paid. 203 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,490 -You never would have paid. -Who would pay for shit? 204 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:25,600 Exactly.I mean,we had to do certain, you know,things you get... 205 00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:28,390 -What the hell are you doing here? -Why?What's up? 206 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:32,320 Let me guess.My foot in your ass. 207 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,850 Game of cards?Hatchet Harry? 208 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,990 You're supposed to be getting your rest in,boy. 209 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,160 You playing cards tonight,son? 210 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:45,470 -With Harry? -Don't be silly,Dad. 211 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:48,290 I wouldn't have anything to do with that. 212 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,360 Where did he get 100 grand? 213 00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:03,260 He's got adhesive mates.They're like brothers. They've tossed up between 'em. 214 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,150 And J.D.'s his dad and owns the whole property? 215 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,070 No mortgage,no debts. 216 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,950 Lock,stock,the fucking lot. 217 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,830 Don't you worry,Harry. I've got it under control. 218 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:16,760 Good.You can get this under control now. 219 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,290 Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money. 220 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:21,600 These beauties are up for auction. 221 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:26,390 But I'm not paying a quarter million quid for 'em,if you know what I mean. 222 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:29,600 Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet. 223 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:34,720 I don't wanna know who you use,as long as they're not complete muppets. 224 00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:37,120 And don't tell 'em what they're worth,Barry. 225 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,520 Right.Where was we? 226 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:51,640 Shotguns.What,like guns that fire shot? 227 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:55,230 You must be the brains then. That's right.Guns that fire shots. 228 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:59,130 Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. 229 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,170 There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want. 230 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,690 Everything else outside the cabinet you can keep.It's yours. 231 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,500 Oh,thank you very much. There better be something there for us. 232 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:13,590 It's a fucking stately home.Of course, there'll be something there. 233 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,930 -Like what? -Like fucking antiques. 234 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,120 Antiques?What the fuck do we know about antiques? 235 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,230 -We rob post offices. -And steal cars. 236 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,020 What the fuck do we know about antiques? 237 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:28,120 If it looks old,it's worth money.Simple. 238 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:31,640 So stop fucking moaning and rob the place. 239 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:34,840 So who's the gov?Who are we doing this for? 240 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:38,710 You're doing it for me is all you need to know. 241 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:42,070 You know because yo need to know. 242 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:46,710 I see.One of those on-a-need-to-know-basis things,is it? 243 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,120 Like one of those James Bond films. 244 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:52,690 Careful.Remember who's giving you this job. 245 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:57,940 Right.I'm off.Call me when you're done. 246 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:04,210 Fucking northern monkeys. 247 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:10,930 I hate these fucking southern fairies. 248 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,380 Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up. 249 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,590 He soon discovered he had a big advantage. 250 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:25,040 It's not that he's good with cards or even good at counting them. 251 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:29,070 It's that he's good at reading people's reactions no matter how subtle. 252 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,860 And everybody has reactions. 253 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,890 Especially when it comes to money. 254 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,570 -Invitations. -Invitations? 255 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:54,890 Yeah,invitations.Four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on. 256 00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:57,930 We got 100,000 bits of paper with the queen's head on. 257 00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:00,820 -Will that do? -All right,just you. 258 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,600 The others can wait next door in Samoan Jo's. 259 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:06,860 Samoan Jo's?You mean the pub?Hold on. 260 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:10,310 Hold on to your fucking tongue, and I will hold on to my patience. 261 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:15,660 No one in here tonight but cardplayeres, and I do mean no one. 262 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,950 Evening,Frazer.Don,Phil. 263 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,980 It's a bit dramatic,isn't it? Is this supposed to be symbolic? 264 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:30,350 Apparently it's for security. 265 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,520 Yeah?I'd have brought me gloves, if I'd have known. 266 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,110 You must be Eddie,J.D.'s son. 267 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:40,620 You must be Harry.Sorry, didn't know your father. 268 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:44,450 Never mind,son.You just might meet him if you carry on like that. 269 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,170 Evening,Tanya.Been a while. 270 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,730 All right,Ed? 271 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,600 Right.We call each other Kenny,okay,Gary? 272 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,570 All right,Kenny. 273 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:15,530 You gonna put your stocking on or what? 274 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,470 I'vew just spent 120 quid on me hair. 275 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,720 If you think I'm pulling a stocking over it,you're very much mistaken. 276 00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,830 You're gonna have to put something on. 277 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,910 This is three card brag. 278 00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:30,850 Three threes are the highest,then three aces,then running down accordingly. 279 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,020 Then it's a running flush,a run, a flush and then a pair. 280 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,710 An open man can't see a blind man. 281 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:40,130 And it will cost you twice ante to see your opponent. 282 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:44,900 Don't fuck around.You know the rules, and you know I won't stand for it. 283 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:07,330 What are you doing?Put that back. We're here to rob the guns. 284 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,560 Put it back.It's crap anyway. 285 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,500 Come on.Come ahead. 286 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,490 -What sort of pub is this then? -It's a Samoan pub. 287 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,450 -What's that? -It's cocktail.You asked for one. 288 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:43,830 No,I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. 289 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,330 I wasn't pexpecting a fucking rain forest. 290 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,770 You could fall in love with an orangutan in that. 291 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,040 You want a pint,go to the pub. 292 00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:57,310 -I thought this was a pub. -It's a Samoan pub. 293 00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:00,100 Whatever it is,can you get your man to turn the TV down? 294 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,030 You can ask him if you like. If I was you,I'd leave him well alone. 295 00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:06,040 Here.Get rid of that.Bring us a Diet Coke. 296 00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:09,910 Excuse me.Can you turn that TV down? 297 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,980 Whoa.Whoa,Kenny! 298 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,250 What are you doing? 299 00:21:31,330 --> 00:21:35,220 I am trying to find out where they keep their money! 300 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:39,510 You twat,can't you see these people have got no money? 301 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,820 They can't even afford new furniture! 302 00:21:41,890 --> 00:21:43,990 We've got the guns.What's the matter with you? 303 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:48,280 Every time we do a job,you have to burn people's feet.What's wrong with ya? 304 00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:00,250 You wanna be more careful,old fella. 305 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,410 You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that. 306 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,740 You all right,Kenny? 307 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,150 Ten grand blind. 308 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,790 Twenty grand open. 309 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:24,590 Deep end,eh? 310 00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:26,040 Fold. 311 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,170 Gotcha. 312 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:59,060 Twenty grand open. 313 00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:02,350 I'll fold. 314 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,130 Don't go spending that all at once,boy. 315 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,620 Bloody hell. 316 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,490 -What? -Thought you said there'd be no staff. 317 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:21,390 -Did you get those guns? -Wanna see what they did to poor Gary? 318 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:27,150 I said,"Did you get those guns?" 319 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,110 Yes!We got them! 320 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:32,110 Good.I'll speak to you later. 321 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:37,650 If you can hear me, get back in the car now mate,okay? 322 00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:46,380 Fucking,sodding,shandy-drinking bastard! 323 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:50,980 Give me my money!Give me back my money, you fucking slags! 324 00:24:53,770 --> 00:24:55,530 You give me my money! 325 00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:59,170 Give me back my money!Give it back! 326 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,280 Wankers!Wankers! 327 00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:08,680 Come on.Not now,please. 328 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,850 Not now.Oh,you fucking bastard. 329 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,750 Come on.Fuck.Bastard. 330 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:24,680 Oh,my good God. We'll take you to the cleaners. 331 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:35,550 Twenty grand open. 332 00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:41,670 30,000.Back to you already,Eddie. 333 00:25:42,950 --> 00:25:44,580 Fifty grand. 334 00:25:46,690 --> 00:25:48,770 Eighty grand. 335 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,840 100 grand. 336 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,910 Whoa,whoa,whoa.Look,fellas,I know... 337 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:58,360 I know you're not in, which means no one cares what you know. 338 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,690 Two hundred and fifty. 339 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,810 That's quite a raise. 340 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,630 That's 150 on my 100. 341 00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:14,200 Yeah,and is there anything else you wanna say? 342 00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:19,900 As you know, this puts us in an awkward position. 343 00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:21,980 I don't have enough to continue. 344 00:26:22,050 --> 00:26:25,730 We must see both your cards if no one loans Eddie the money to continue. 345 00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:28,480 It's a loan,or we see both your cards. 346 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,700 I will. 347 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,160 You will what? 348 00:26:41,090 --> 00:26:43,320 I will loan you the money. 349 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:49,180 No,I think I'd rather just turn 'em over. 350 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,730 I'm not niterested in what you would rather. 351 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:54,040 I wanna keep going. 352 00:26:54,270 --> 00:26:57,430 I'm also offering you the money. 353 00:26:57,470 --> 00:27:00,190 So we don't have to turn them over because you can borrow. 354 00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:04,570 I need 250 grand. 355 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,820 No, you need 500 grand to see me. 356 00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:11,860 That's if I wanna see ya. 357 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:16,310 You're gona have a problem carrying on, ain't ya? 358 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,600 I'll see ya. 359 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,770 Okay,before I loan you this... 360 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000 I expect,if you lose,of course... 361 00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:29,780 my money back within a week. 362 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:33,630 Crystal?That's sunday,okay? 363 00:27:59,670 --> 00:28:00,850 Is that it? 364 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,730 Now let's see his fucking cards. 365 00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:14,890 Hello,boy.Feeling a bit poorly? 366 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:20,430 I know your friends are responsible for most of the cash... 367 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:23,050 so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. 368 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:28,420 Otherwise,I will take a finger of each of you and your friends's hands... 369 00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:31,810 for every day that passes without payment. 370 00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:34,120 And then when you run out of digits... 371 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:38,830 your dad's bar and who know what then, all right,my son? 372 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,610 This doesn't look good. 373 00:30:01,870 --> 00:30:04,800 He then proceeded to explain the unfortunate position they were in. 374 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:08,190 Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week... 375 00:30:08,270 --> 00:30:12,420 because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own. 376 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:14,430 Harry saw it as their money on the table... 377 00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:17,510 so it was also their debt off the table. 378 00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:20,900 Ed would hate to admit it,but he could have kissed the old bastard for that. 379 00:30:20,970 --> 00:30:25,060 If he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own,it would have been a lie. 380 00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:28,930 I wish to Christ he would have let me settle the debt on my own. 381 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:34,300 -I'm gonna kill him! -Stop fucking about,Tom! 382 00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:37,380 Think about what we're gonna do. Now,sit down. 383 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:46,590 What's all the fuss about Harry? Why don't we just boycott the payment? 384 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,420 Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. 385 00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:55,450 Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. 386 00:30:55,530 --> 00:30:58,080 It was rumored that he was on the take. 387 00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,220 Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. 388 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,920 Smithy didn't do a very good job. 389 00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:05,830 Within a minute,Harry's lost his rag... 390 00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:10,710 reached out for the nearest thing wihich was a 15-inch black rubber cock. 391 00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:14,620 He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. 392 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:20,860 Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. 393 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:25,340 Hence,Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe. 394 00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:30,680 Don't worry.I'.. think of something. 395 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:01,630 Golf,the best way to spoil a good walk. 396 00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:10,420 Winston Churchill said that. 397 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:14,040 I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. 398 00:32:14,110 --> 00:32:16,530 And I got bigger teeth than you two. 399 00:32:18,210 --> 00:32:21,210 I think our friend is trying to tell us something. 400 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:24,540 Perhaps not.Prehaps I should take another swing just to make sure. 401 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,600 -Give me a five iron,John. -Certainly,Dog. 402 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,670 Keep still. 403 00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:42,870 Yes,Gordon,is there something you'd like to tell us? 404 00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:48,180 -It's in the fireplace. -Shut it,you idiot! 405 00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:51,800 -Yes,Gordon?You were saying? -It's in the fireplace. 406 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:54,320 Just pull it out.It's in the bottom. 407 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:58,620 It's in the fireplace,Plank. Just pull it out.It's in the bottom. 408 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,550 Dog,I think you want to have a look at this. 409 00:33:04,410 --> 00:33:06,930 -You gonna let me down now? -No. 410 00:33:06,970 --> 00:33:09,140 I'm not finished with you yet. 411 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:11,250 Steel. 412 00:33:13,430 --> 00:33:16,850 Help!Help!Help! 413 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,250 Who the hell is that?It's only 12:00. 414 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:35,280 Use the cage.That's what it's there for. 415 00:33:39,030 --> 00:33:40,490 Who is it? 416 00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:49,170 We have got security for a reason,Willie. 417 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,370 Chill,Winston.It's only Plank. 418 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,550 This weed's getting quite a rep, you know,fellas?All right? 419 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:58,990 Easy. 420 00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:00,970 Jesus! 421 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,690 Never saw ya there.Hello,love, Enjoying yourself? 422 00:34:06,350 --> 00:34:09,520 -Is she compos? -What do you think? 423 00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:14,960 Fuck me. 424 00:34:14,990 --> 00:34:18,850 -Clean that up,Charles. -Sod you.You clean it up. 425 00:34:18,930 --> 00:34:22,950 Sorry,fellas,but that stupid cow scared the fucking life outta me. 426 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:26,800 Never mind.Can you just sit down, stay out of the way? 427 00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:34,730 -How much is it you want? -I'm after a half weight. 428 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,320 That's 1,500 then. 429 00:34:37,390 --> 00:34:39,500 Pass the scales,Willie. 430 00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:43,150 Give us some gear,J. 431 00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:49,480 Any chance of actually seeing the money? 432 00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:00,420 The odds are a hundred to one. 433 00:35:00,490 --> 00:35:03,210 All we need is five grand. 434 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,890 I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse. 435 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,920 The odds are a hundred to one for a good reason,Bacon.It won't win! 436 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,950 -Where's Eddie? -Where do you think? 437 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:16,810 The bottom of a bottle and has been for two days. 438 00:35:16,870 --> 00:35:20,620 -It's hit him hard. -It's hit us all hard! 439 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,270 But he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar. 440 00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:24,680 Listen to this one. 441 00:35:24,910 --> 00:35:28,420 You open up a company called Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club. 442 00:35:28,490 --> 00:35:31,110 You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag... 443 00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:35,520 advertising the latest in arse intruding dildos. 444 00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:39,940 You sell it with "does what no other dildo can do until now. 445 00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:41,900 The latest and greatest in sexual technology. 446 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,290 Guaranteed results or your money back." All that bollocks. 447 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,750 These dills cost 25 quid a pop. 448 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:50,150 That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. 449 00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:53,050 But they send their checks to the other company name. 450 00:35:53,130 --> 00:35:56,840 Nothing offensive. Bobbies Bits or something for 25 quid. 451 00:35:56,870 --> 00:36:00,550 You take that 25 quid,stick it in the bank until it clears. 452 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,790 This is the smart bit... 453 00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:06,950 You send back the check for 25 pound from the other company name... 454 00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:09,440 Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club saying... 455 00:36:09,510 --> 00:36:12,230 we're sorry,and we couldn't get the supplies from America... 456 00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:14,240 because they've run out of stock. 457 00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:19,040 Now you see how many people cash that check.Not a single soul. 458 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:22,120 Because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse... 459 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,120 when they're not paying in checks? 460 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,820 How long do you have to wait until you see a return? 461 00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:29,600 -Not more than four weeks.-A month? 462 00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:34,340 What fucking good is that if we need it in six...no,five days? 463 00:36:35,490 --> 00:36:37,630 It's still a good idea. 464 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,980 He may know we smoke a lot and burn a bit of profit... 465 00:36:42,050 --> 00:36:45,950 but he can't have any idea how much hard currency we've accumulated. 466 00:36:45,990 --> 00:36:47,960 I don't know. 467 00:36:48,030 --> 00:36:50,070 Do you know? 468 00:36:50,150 --> 00:36:52,800 We can just slice it off the top. 469 00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:56,130 You guys gotta realize who this chap is. 470 00:36:56,190 --> 00:37:00,250 Might look a bit silly but he's a fucking lunatic. 471 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,870 And if he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice... 472 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:07,650 then you and me are gonna know what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like. 473 00:37:07,710 --> 00:37:09,750 So you know these geezers well? 474 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:13,400 Well enough.I've been buying gear off one of them for a couple of years. 475 00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:16,060 -So what are they like? -Poofs.Nothing heavy. 476 00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:19,120 Four public schoolboys.Soft as shite. 477 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,910 They pounce around in funny hippy clothes all day talking bollocks. 478 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:43,830 They're just good at growing weed. 479 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:46,450 Business has got bigger than what they can keep up with. 480 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,600 Well,they can't all be stupid,can they? 481 00:37:48,670 --> 00:37:52,440 Think about it.They've got a container load of cash in shoe boxes. 482 00:37:52,510 --> 00:37:56,660 They're selling class-A gear. Don't you think someone sensible's involved? 483 00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:58,290 What about security? 484 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,690 There's one steel gate as you go in, but they never lock it. 485 00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:03,800 What do you mean,never lock it? What have they got it for then? 486 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:07,310 I've been there 50 times. It's never locked.They're not suspicious. 487 00:38:07,390 --> 00:38:10,450 Everyone who goes there's a toff. They're all into that karma crap. 488 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,630 "If I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me" stuff. 489 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,960 No way they can get back to you? 490 00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:17,880 Even if they could,they'd be too scared. I'm a geezer. 491 00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:19,890 They've got no muscle.Gutless faggots. 492 00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:23,630 Fancy one? 493 00:38:25,050 --> 00:38:27,860 What's all the flapping about? You told the old man yet? 494 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:30,550 Hoping I don't need to. 495 00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:34,410 I've got a plan.Now,listen carefully. 496 00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:47,020 -Hello,boys. -Harry. 497 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:48,400 Want a drink? 498 00:38:48,470 --> 00:38:50,610 Hello,my son.Do you want a lolly? 499 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,400 Piss off,you nonce. 500 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:54,320 Watch it. 501 00:38:54,390 --> 00:38:57,650 No,thanks,Harry.We're both all right. 502 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,340 Nice shooter. 503 00:38:59,410 --> 00:39:02,450 Yeah,one of a pair.Holland and Holland. 504 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,680 -Do you want to hold it? -No,not my thing.Thanks. 505 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,240 Business good?I imagine that's why I'm here. 506 00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:11,090 Four young fellows got in deeper than they could handle. 507 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,070 They owe me half-a-million pound. 508 00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:14,760 How much? 509 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,490 Half a million. 510 00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:19,880 I'm game. 511 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,990 Me too. 512 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,600 Oh,God! 513 00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:28,780 Right. 514 00:39:28,850 --> 00:39:33,970 We hit 'em as soon as they come back. We'll be prepared,waiting. 515 00:39:35,570 --> 00:39:38,880 -And they're armed. -What was that?Armed? 516 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,830 What do you mean,armed?Armed with what? 517 00:39:41,870 --> 00:39:44,810 Bad breath,colorful language,feather duster. 518 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,410 What do you think they're gonna be armed with?Guns,you tit! 519 00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:50,890 Guns?You never said anything about guns. 520 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,330 A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. 521 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,600 Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. 522 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,280 Soap,stop being such a mincer. 523 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,480 -I thought about that and... -And what exactly? 524 00:40:01,550 --> 00:40:05,890 And all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em. 525 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:09,280 Carrying 'em?They could all be carrying em for what we know. 526 00:40:09,330 --> 00:40:12,870 Only one of 'em carries 'em going to the job. 527 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:16,420 I assume the same one will be carrying 'em when they come back from the job. 528 00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:17,800 You assume? 529 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,630 What do they say about assumption being the brother of all fuckups? 530 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:23,200 It's the mother of all fuckups. 531 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,880 Brother,mother,any other sucker. It don't make any difference. 532 00:40:27,950 --> 00:40:32,800 They're still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets. 533 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:38,400 If you have a better idea how to get 500,000 pounds in the next few days... 534 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,740 Let us know! 535 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,500 In the meantime,Tom,talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed. 536 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,140 -Weed? -It's not normal weed. 537 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:58,760 It's some fucked-up skunk class A. I can't think let alone move shit. 538 00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:01,470 -Doesn't sound very good to me. -Neither me. 539 00:41:01,510 --> 00:41:03,400 But it depends what flicks your switch. 540 00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:06,630 And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses. 541 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:08,770 Anyway,do you know anuyone? 542 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,620 I know a man,yes. 543 00:41:11,690 --> 00:41:13,990 Rory Breaker. 544 00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:17,830 Not that madman with an Afro? I don't want anything to do with him. 545 00:41:17,890 --> 00:41:21,280 You won't have to.Just get me a sample. 546 00:41:21,350 --> 00:41:23,520 No can do. 547 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,420 What's that?A place near Kathmandu? Meet me halfway,mate. 548 00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:30,050 It's all completely chicken soup. 549 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,960 -It's what? -It's kosher as Christmas. 550 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,710 Jews don't celebrate Christmas. 551 00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:37,920 Never mind that. We're gonna need some artillery too. 552 00:41:37,990 --> 00:41:39,740 Couple of sawed-off shotguns. 553 00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:42,560 This is a bit heavy.This is London, not Lebanon. 554 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,750 -Who do you think I am? -I think you're Nick the Greek. 555 00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:48,440 Hold those two. 556 00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,950 I don't normally have anything to do with weed... 557 00:41:53,030 --> 00:41:55,300 but if it is what he says it is... 558 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,210 I'll take it off him for three-and-a-half grand a key. 559 00:41:58,270 --> 00:42:01,340 That is if it is what he says it is. 560 00:42:01,410 --> 00:42:05,660 I don't want to see it after a sample. I don't want to touch it after a sample. 561 00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:08,220 I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here. 562 00:42:08,290 --> 00:42:10,970 He'll sort out the details. 563 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,950 But just let me tell you one thing. 564 00:42:17,340 --> 00:42:22,010 If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. 565 00:42:24,190 --> 00:42:25,750 Do you know what I mean? 566 00:42:34,210 --> 00:42:37,470 Yeah,I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. 567 00:42:37,530 --> 00:42:39,390 He's a funny-looking fucker,I know. 568 00:42:39,450 --> 00:42:42,270 But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing. 569 00:42:42,330 --> 00:42:44,240 It's all a deceptive facade. 570 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,690 A few nights ago,Rory's Roger iron busted. 571 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,330 So he's gone down the Battle Cruiser to watch the end of a football game. 572 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,180 No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. 573 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:58,740 A fat geezer's north opens. 574 00:42:58,970 --> 00:43:02,230 He wanders up and turns the liza over. 575 00:43:02,270 --> 00:43:05,400 "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else." 576 00:43:05,470 --> 00:43:08,280 Rory knows the claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the game's end. 577 00:43:08,350 --> 00:43:10,140 So calm as a coma... 578 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,110 picks up a fire extinguisher... 579 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:15,380 walks straight past the jam rolls who were ready for action... 580 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:17,170 and plunks it outside the entrance. 581 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:21,100 He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub... 582 00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:24,050 and switches back to his footer. 583 00:43:24,090 --> 00:43:26,130 "That's fucking it,"says the geezer. 584 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,950 "That's fucking what?"says Rory. 585 00:43:28,990 --> 00:43:31,850 He gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty. 586 00:43:31,930 --> 00:43:34,610 He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest... 587 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,820 and the geezer's lit up like a leading gas pipe. 588 00:43:36,890 --> 00:43:39,510 Rory,unfazed,turns back to his game. 589 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:42,770 His team's won too.Four,nil. 590 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:01,750 Is your hair supposed to look like that? 591 00:44:01,810 --> 00:44:04,460 -All right,short stuff. -Never mind short stuff. 592 00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:07,530 The next time we do a job like this, we're gonna want more money. 593 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,290 Or we're going back to post offices and cars. 594 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,550 -Where's the others? -There was no others. 595 00:44:14,450 --> 00:44:16,690 Stop fucking around.The others,the old ones. 596 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,030 I don't know what you mean. 597 00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:20,820 There were two old guns there. Where are they now? 598 00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:22,190 Not in the cabinet there wasn't. 599 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:25,420 There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. 600 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:28,840 -But they were ours.We sold them. -You better unsell them sharpish. 601 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,090 We had to sell them.We needed the money! 602 00:44:31,150 --> 00:44:33,330 I'm not fucking interested! 603 00:44:33,390 --> 00:44:36,870 If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got... 604 00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:40,690 I suggest you get those guns quick! 605 00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:23,050 Jesus. 606 00:45:24,330 --> 00:45:26,190 If I pick them up, will they stay in one piece? 607 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,840 Where'd you get them? 608 00:45:28,910 --> 00:45:30,820 I got contacts. 609 00:45:30,890 --> 00:45:34,570 You point them at me,I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do. 610 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,390 Either way,you get the desired effect. 611 00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:39,390 They look very nice.I agree,but... 612 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:41,320 they're lacking in criminal credibility. 613 00:45:41,390 --> 00:45:42,820 I might get laughed at. 614 00:45:42,890 --> 00:45:45,740 -How much you want for these muskets? -700 each. 615 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,130 What's that? A pound for every year they've been about? 616 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,750 I know they're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices. 617 00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:57,960 -They're a bit long,ain't they? -Sawn-offs are out. 618 00:45:58,030 --> 00:46:01,740 -People want a bit more range nowadays. -Range? 619 00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:04,320 I don't want to blow the ass out of this country granted... 620 00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:07,620 but I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry at me either. 621 00:46:07,690 --> 00:46:09,630 I want to look fucking mean. 622 00:46:09,710 --> 00:46:13,090 Of course you'll look mean. You'll look really scary. 623 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,130 What about this geezer who sells drugs? 624 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,140 Rory Breaker's standing by. 625 00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:21,790 You stand to make a lot of money,tubby Tommy. 626 00:46:26,730 --> 00:46:28,930 I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock. 627 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,090 But let me tell you how this can be resolved by you,the good father. 628 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:37,350 -Go on. -He likes your bar. 629 00:46:37,410 --> 00:46:40,350 -Yes? -He wants your bar. 630 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,330 And? 631 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,690 Do you want me to draw you a picture? 632 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,680 That boy doesn't know his asshole from his ear hole.This is my bar. 633 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,640 It's got nothing to do with him. 634 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,330 What,and I care? 635 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,980 You do have the luxurious advantage of being able to sustain your son's life. 636 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:03,070 And you do have a reputation, so I'll choose my words very carefully. 637 00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:05,790 You tell Harry to go fuck himself. 638 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,670 Now... 639 00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:18,300 I'll put that down to shock,only once... 640 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,950 Only once can I or shall I... 641 00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:24,090 Let you get away with that. 642 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:28,190 Your son's got three days to find half a mil. 643 00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:30,170 But make up your mind which you prefer. 644 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,850 Your bar or your son. 645 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,150 Plank goes in first. 646 00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:43,740 There's a cage, but it's never locked,is it,Plank? 647 00:47:43,810 --> 00:47:46,910 -Never. -It don't wanna be. 648 00:47:46,970 --> 00:47:50,200 Once he's got himself set, he gets the rest of us in. 649 00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:53,620 We get nasty with a couple of them. Shoot 'em up,gag 'em,whatever. 650 00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:56,510 These wankers shouldn't give us any problems. 651 00:47:56,570 --> 00:47:59,740 But like any cowboys, there'll be a few tools lying around. 652 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:03,380 When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload. 653 00:48:03,450 --> 00:48:05,360 And Robert's your father's brother. 654 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,110 -Everyone savvy? -Sweet. 655 00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:12,120 Have a look at these. 656 00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:17,170 And what are we supposed to do with these? 657 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:21,200 -Put them on your head,stupid. -Christ! 658 00:48:21,270 --> 00:48:24,620 If you think I'm gonna turn up clean shaven and greet them with a grin... 659 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:26,670 you got another thing coming. 660 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:28,630 These fellas are your neighbors. 661 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:33,110 I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little. 662 00:48:33,150 --> 00:48:36,240 Right.Yeah,good thinking,Soap.Well done. 663 00:48:37,270 --> 00:48:39,130 I brought weapons as well. 664 00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:41,360 Weapons?What do you mean weapons? 665 00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:46,930 -These. -Jesus! 666 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,040 Let's keep 'em covered up,eh? 667 00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:54,130 Couldn't you have got anything a bit bigger? 668 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,050 What?Like that? 669 00:48:57,110 --> 00:48:59,480 What do you think? 670 00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:02,230 I think you need help. 671 00:49:02,290 --> 00:49:05,260 Bar steward, can we have a couple of drinks,please? 672 00:49:05,330 --> 00:49:09,110 Have you seen your dad? Hatchet sent one of his men round. 673 00:49:09,970 --> 00:49:11,380 Shit.When? 674 00:49:12,690 --> 00:49:14,000 Crazy... 675 00:49:25,910 --> 00:49:28,460 Where did you get these,a fucking museum? 676 00:49:28,690 --> 00:49:30,580 Nick the Greek. 677 00:49:31,990 --> 00:49:34,960 -How much did you part with? -700 for the pair. 678 00:49:35,030 --> 00:49:37,100 Drachmas,I hope. 679 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:39,670 I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick. 680 00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:42,100 These are gonna do more harm than good. 681 00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:46,670 Jesus,Tom.Do these work? 682 00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:49,320 Don't know.Look nice though,don't they? I rather like them. 683 00:49:49,390 --> 00:49:51,400 That's top of the list of priorities, that is. 684 00:49:51,470 --> 00:49:55,660 Ladies!Back to more important issues, if you don't mind. 685 00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:59,850 We have only got two real guns. Apparently that's what they are. 686 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,030 So we find a good place to hide next door. 687 00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:05,290 We wait till it sounds like the right time, then we jack-in-the-box... 688 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,010 look nasty and stuff, cocoon them in gaffer tape... 689 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:12,520 nick their van,swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here. 690 00:50:12,590 --> 00:50:14,980 As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly... 691 00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:17,360 it's the last thing they're gonna expect. 692 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:21,510 If Tom or anyone else feels like giving them a bit of a kicking... 693 00:50:21,580 --> 00:50:23,820 I'm sure it won't do any harm. 694 00:50:23,850 --> 00:50:27,330 Yeah,a little bit of pain never hurt anybody... 695 00:50:27,370 --> 00:50:29,450 if you know what I mean. 696 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,230 Also,I think knives are a good idea. 697 00:50:33,260 --> 00:50:35,600 Big fuck-off shiny ones. 698 00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:37,830 Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. 699 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:41,990 Knives are good, because they don't make any noise. 700 00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:45,440 And the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. 701 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,590 Shit 'em right up. 702 00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:50,030 Makes it look like we're serious. 703 00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:52,580 Guns for show.Knives for a pro. 704 00:50:54,410 --> 00:50:57,610 Soap,is there something we should know about you? 705 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,090 I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past. 706 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,250 Come on,girls. 707 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:21,570 Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano? 708 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,100 I thought this was meant to be a robbery. 709 00:51:24,170 --> 00:51:26,270 Where'd they get those outfits? 710 00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:28,420 Not a bad idea,that. 711 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,720 All right.It's Plank.Is Willie there? 712 00:51:31,530 --> 00:51:33,730 No,I'm afraid he's out at the moment. 713 00:51:33,770 --> 00:51:35,620 Perhaps you can help. 714 00:51:35,690 --> 00:51:38,980 Perhaps I can't,Plank, if you know what I mean. 715 00:51:39,210 --> 00:51:42,210 If you could just open the door so I could talk without shouting. 716 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,290 I can't help you,Plank. 717 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,010 I think you'll find it is in your interest. 718 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,930 Hold on,okay? 719 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,350 Willie,it's Plank outside for you. He says it's in our interest. 720 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:55,270 I don't care if it's King fucking Kong! 721 00:51:55,330 --> 00:51:57,700 He's not coming in here,not today. 722 00:51:57,730 --> 00:52:00,350 Hold on.We are in business... 723 00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:03,010 and correct me if I'm wrong, but that is business. 724 00:52:03,210 --> 00:52:04,320 Corrected. 725 00:52:04,390 --> 00:52:06,490 That's a walking accident. That we can do without. 726 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:10,390 He's okay.He knows only to buy weights now. 727 00:52:10,470 --> 00:52:12,830 We're looking at at least a couple of thou. 728 00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:15,070 What do you think,Winston? 729 00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:17,730 This is the last time. 730 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,930 All right?But you and the money are going out the back. 731 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,310 If he knows you're here,he'll be all day. Let's clear this shit up. 732 00:52:25,570 --> 00:52:27,480 -What,now? -Yes,now! 733 00:52:28,610 --> 00:52:31,200 -Just get rid of him quick. -All right.Just coming. 734 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,740 What the fuck is he doing? 735 00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:42,650 Come on!I can't wait out here all day. 736 00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:45,150 Just coming. 737 00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:52,420 I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. 738 00:52:52,490 --> 00:52:54,380 I didn't know you were a removals man. 739 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,900 Lives and learns,don't ya? 740 00:52:56,970 --> 00:52:59,010 -You keep the gates locked now? -Yeah. 741 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,390 Sorry.Gotta do business like this now. 742 00:53:01,450 --> 00:53:04,550 -Can't be too careful these days. -I know. 743 00:53:04,620 --> 00:53:07,690 Shut it!You say a fucking word, the right ear goes!Another,then your left. 744 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,130 What are you doing? 745 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,330 What do you think?Hang on.What are you doing? 746 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,570 Unlock the fucking gate! 747 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,900 That's it.Go,go,go!Fucking move! 748 00:53:22,770 --> 00:53:25,140 -What the fuck's going on? -I've got the bloody keys! 749 00:53:26,010 --> 00:53:29,590 The gate's locked.I don't believe the fucking gate's locked. 750 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:32,510 -What have you done to Fauntleroy? -He just passed out. 751 00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:35,320 Get that fucking door shut. You want the world to see us? 752 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,250 What's going on down there? 753 00:53:42,810 --> 00:53:44,120 Shit. 754 00:53:49,570 --> 00:53:51,480 Charles... 755 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,560 get the rifle out. 756 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,490 We're being fucked. 757 00:53:55,620 --> 00:53:58,270 -It must be this one. -Hold that gun. 758 00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:00,000 Give me the keys. 759 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,980 Don't point it at me bollocks! Point it in there! 760 00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:05,850 Planks of wood. I'm working with fucking planks of wood. 761 00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:07,240 Shit. 762 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:12,590 -What the fuck is that? -It's me Bren gun. 763 00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:15,440 Don't you think you could have brought something a little more practical? 764 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,310 Don't none of you slags move, I'll kill the fucking lot of ya! 765 00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:21,650 Who're you gonna kill,Plank? There's no one fucking there. 766 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,000 -They fucking shot me! -Well,shoot 'em back. 767 00:54:31,890 --> 00:54:32,840 Jesus,Plank. 768 00:54:32,890 --> 00:54:35,760 Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thing. 769 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,840 Shit!I've been shot! 770 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:41,490 I don't fucking believe this. Could everyone stop getting shot? 771 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,460 John,sit down and patch yourself up. 772 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:46,430 You tart.It's a fucking air rifle! 773 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:56,160 -What the fuck was that? -That was the Bren gun. 774 00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:58,970 If you fire that gun again, you're a dead man.Understand? 775 00:54:59,010 --> 00:55:01,530 No ifs,no buts,you're a fucking dead man! 776 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,780 I've got the... Where's me fucking gun? 777 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:11,160 All right.Have I got your attention? 778 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,380 Firstly,I'm gona blow his toes off. 779 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:17,830 There go his toes. 780 00:55:17,870 --> 00:55:20,800 Now if you want me out of here in five minutes flat... 781 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,750 open the fucking gate or I'll blow his leg off! 782 00:55:25,450 --> 00:55:27,140 They're gonna fucking kill us if we do. 783 00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:30,610 Poor J'll certainly get it if we don't. He's serious. 784 00:55:30,670 --> 00:55:33,230 I'm losing patience.Hurry up,girls. 785 00:55:33,270 --> 00:55:35,120 It's all fucking right! 786 00:55:37,170 --> 00:55:39,080 Willie,he doesn't know you're here. 787 00:55:40,890 --> 00:55:42,740 Just sort something out. 788 00:55:53,690 --> 00:55:55,580 And all your friends,there's a good lad. 789 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,100 There's only three of us here. 790 00:55:59,580 --> 00:56:01,440 I don't believe you. I'm gonna bolw his leg off. 791 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:02,400 I mean it. 792 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,300 -There's only three of us. -Plank? 793 00:56:06,370 --> 00:56:08,220 One of 'em's out. 794 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,980 Open the gate. 795 00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:37,840 Up,up,there's a good lad. 796 00:56:55,350 --> 00:56:58,040 John,get them tied up. Plank,where's the money? 797 00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,140 There.In those shoe boxes. 798 00:57:18,150 --> 00:57:20,030 -Where? -Out the back. 799 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,790 -And the weed? -Out the back. 800 00:57:22,310 --> 00:57:24,200 -Point! -With what? 801 00:57:24,260 --> 00:57:26,120 Your fucking hands.Now! 802 00:57:26,180 --> 00:57:28,830 -I'm tied up. -Nod your head or something. 803 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,570 Check it out. Plank,get Paul outta that van lively. 804 00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:50,860 Knife. 805 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:58,220 I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead. 806 00:57:58,290 --> 00:58:00,150 -How you doing? -How you think? 807 00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:02,290 He's fucking nearly chopped me arm off. 808 00:58:11,230 --> 00:58:12,790 Jesus Christ. 809 00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:21,530 Gordon Bennett. What the fuck's been going on here? 810 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,450 Shut up,you idiot. 811 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,750 It's Hanukkah.Well,don't just stand there. 812 00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:29,470 Can you fit it all in the bags? 813 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,930 There's a lot. 814 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,970 I can't get Epping Forest in my van. 815 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,630 I don't want to hear "can't." Bollocks to "can't." 816 00:58:37,670 --> 00:58:40,090 You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips. 817 00:58:45,770 --> 00:58:47,230 Bollocks. 818 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:52,030 You got a ticket already,and if you don't move it,we will move it for you. 819 00:58:52,110 --> 00:58:54,440 -I'll only be a minute. -You've already been 15. 820 00:58:54,510 --> 00:58:56,930 Look,come and have a look. 821 00:58:57,010 --> 00:59:00,620 -At what,exactly? -Well,the van's half full. 822 00:59:00,690 --> 00:59:03,080 -So? -So all I've gotta do... 823 00:59:03,150 --> 00:59:05,160 is fill it up,put you in it. 824 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,570 What? 825 00:59:09,620 --> 00:59:11,480 And I'm off. 826 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:21,140 Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time? 827 00:59:21,210 --> 00:59:22,360 I can't.My neck. 828 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,040 -How many more bags? -Just a couple. 829 00:59:27,550 --> 00:59:29,790 Mick,you dead yet? 830 00:59:30,850 --> 00:59:32,600 I'll be all right... 831 00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:34,530 once I've dealt with that lanky prick. 832 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:38,110 Do it quietly. 833 00:59:40,550 --> 00:59:42,430 It's time to say "good night,nurse." 834 01:00:24,730 --> 01:00:26,610 Where the fuck did she come from? 835 01:00:33,210 --> 01:00:35,250 That is it.Tie her up.We're out of here. 836 01:01:05,550 --> 01:01:07,400 -What are you doing,Ed? -Do you want one? 837 01:01:07,470 --> 01:01:11,300 No,I fucking don't. You cannot make a cup of tea. 838 01:01:11,370 --> 01:01:14,600 The entire British Empire was bulit on cups of tea. 839 01:01:14,670 --> 01:01:16,560 Look what happened to that. 840 01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:19,620 If you think I'm going to war without one, you're mistaken. 841 01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:21,800 Going to war with what? 842 01:01:21,870 --> 01:01:24,240 Have you forgotten those guns,you dozy prat? 843 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,940 You won't get away with this. 844 01:01:49,340 --> 01:01:52,250 -Paul,what's that? -It's a traffic warden. 845 01:01:52,290 --> 01:01:55,520 I can see that. What's he doing in the back of the van? 846 01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:57,440 He was gonna call the cozzers. 847 01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:00,800 Fair enough.We'll deal with him later. 848 01:02:04,010 --> 01:02:06,010 How're we doing,Tom? 849 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:06,980 Right as rain. 850 01:02:08,010 --> 01:02:09,500 I'm just gonna take care of the cabs. 851 01:02:09,570 --> 01:02:11,170 Keep us posted. 852 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,830 All right,mate.Do you do airports? 853 01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,480 Where the hell are we gonna hide? 854 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,340 Don't complicate things.Just hide. 855 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:41,460 We're on. 856 01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,510 They weigh a pound or two. 857 01:02:59,740 --> 01:03:01,240 Shut up and badk up! 858 01:03:02,650 --> 01:03:04,510 Spin round,big boy. 859 01:03:08,670 --> 01:03:09,850 Fuck! 860 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,780 Stay down! 861 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,190 Tie 'em up,tape 'em up,hands and face. 862 01:03:21,260 --> 01:03:22,340 On the floor! 863 01:03:23,470 --> 01:03:25,320 Bend over the fucking desk. 864 01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:33,860 Keys.I want keys.Now. 865 01:03:35,410 --> 01:03:37,290 I'll find ya. 866 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,850 'Course you will,sweetheart. 867 01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:44,130 What do you think this is, fucking hide-and-seek? 868 01:03:44,210 --> 01:03:45,900 Search that one. 869 01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:58,860 Right.I'll see you in the van when you've finished with handsome here. 870 01:04:16,830 --> 01:04:18,720 That wasn't too bad,was it? 871 01:04:23,490 --> 01:04:26,240 When the bottle in my ass has contracted, I'll let you know. 872 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:30,140 Bacon,see what we've got. 873 01:04:30,220 --> 01:04:32,070 Let's have a butcher's,eh? 874 01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:38,790 We've hit the jackpot,lads. 875 01:04:39,820 --> 01:04:42,120 We've got God knows how much of this stinking weed. 876 01:04:43,570 --> 01:04:45,450 A shitload of cash. 877 01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:49,800 -And a traffic warden. -What? 878 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,610 Jesus,Ed,we got a traffic warden. 879 01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,610 I think he's still alive. 880 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,840 He's got claret coming out of him somewhere. 881 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,110 -What did they want with him? -I don't know!We don't need him. 882 01:05:05,180 --> 01:05:07,120 Knock him out and dump him at the lights. 883 01:05:07,190 --> 01:05:09,500 What do you mean "knock him out"?With what? 884 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:11,500 I don't know.Use your imagination. 885 01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:19,130 Don't touch him up.Knock him out. 886 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,050 I'll knock you out in a minute. 887 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,490 You wanna knock him out,you knock him out. 888 01:05:24,740 --> 01:05:26,460 I fucking hate traffic wardens. 889 01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:40,390 It's about time you gave my young friends a visit,Chris. 890 01:05:44,490 --> 01:05:46,830 Tomorrow's the day,and mum's the word. 891 01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:50,270 -I can't have that,can I,Baz? -No,you can't. 892 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,000 I mean,it's a liberty. 893 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,790 And I can't have a liberty taken, can I,Chris? 894 01:05:55,850 --> 01:05:58,470 No,you can't. 895 01:05:58,510 --> 01:06:00,900 I mean,it's enough to give me the asshole. 896 01:06:02,710 --> 01:06:04,880 And I can's have the asshole,can I,boys? 897 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:07,150 No,you can't. 898 01:06:13,530 --> 01:06:15,380 Right,that's it.We're done. 899 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,610 -We're off. -Here,Ed. 900 01:06:18,650 --> 01:06:20,560 Are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours? 901 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,900 It's the last place they're gonna look. 902 01:06:22,970 --> 01:06:25,750 Anyway,fuck it.The battle is over, and the war is won. 903 01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:29,560 Tom,you take this to Nick the Bubble, then we get rid of it quick. 904 01:06:42,980 --> 01:06:44,870 It's skunk,and it's as good as it gets. 905 01:06:47,940 --> 01:06:51,810 All right.We'll take it.Half price. 906 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,710 I don't think he'll like that. You said three-five a key... 907 01:06:55,790 --> 01:06:57,990 and you know that's a good price. 908 01:06:58,030 --> 01:07:02,150 It was yesterday I said 3 1/2 and now it's today,if I'm not mistaken. 909 01:07:02,190 --> 01:07:04,610 We'll take it tomorrow,half price. 910 01:07:05,610 --> 01:07:08,520 If he wants to get rid of it quick, he'll have to take it. 911 01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:10,930 Now,look, I've got a race coming up in a minute... 912 01:07:10,990 --> 01:07:13,380 so if you'd be kind enough to-- 913 01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:22,070 Lenny... 914 01:07:22,130 --> 01:07:24,880 take that round to Snow white and the three little chemists. 915 01:07:24,950 --> 01:07:26,810 They should have a gander at that. 916 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,730 I want a second opinion. 917 01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:35,610 Hang on.Something stinks. 918 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,820 Yeah,your fucking aftershave. 919 01:07:37,890 --> 01:07:39,930 Fuck you,funny man. 920 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,400 For God's sake,help me! 921 01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:46,290 I'm in pain!I'm in so much pain! 922 01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:48,090 Go slowly,Nathan. 923 01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:50,020 Fuck you,funny man.You go first. 924 01:07:50,050 --> 01:07:51,940 Just get the fuck in there. 925 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,070 I want this house searched for bugs. I want it stripped. 926 01:07:55,140 --> 01:07:58,750 Where's the point?Even if there was a bug, they'd have taken it. 927 01:07:58,820 --> 01:08:00,710 It's a bit late for you to start thinking. 928 01:08:00,780 --> 01:08:03,620 If it's a possibility,that's good enough for me. 929 01:08:03,690 --> 01:08:07,200 When you've stripped this place, I want every slag this side of Ceylon... 930 01:08:07,270 --> 01:08:09,380 pulled in and tortured,badly. 931 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:14,150 I wanna know who's responsible.Or else, I'm gonna hold you responsible. 932 01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:24,840 Not a bad day. 933 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:26,960 That pile takes care of Harry. 934 01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:31,690 -What's left over? -Give me half a chance to count it. 935 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,900 What about this gear then,eh? 936 01:08:42,230 --> 01:08:44,660 You want a toke on that? 937 01:08:44,730 --> 01:08:46,590 No,I don't think I want any of that horrible shit. 938 01:08:46,650 --> 01:08:48,510 Can we lock up and get drunk now,please? 939 01:08:51,010 --> 01:08:54,520 We shot one of them in the throat. 940 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:55,770 You want a medal? 941 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:59,190 I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back. 942 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,520 The one you shot.Is he still in there now? 943 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,060 No,it was another one. 944 01:09:05,130 --> 01:09:08,030 That's more like it.Where is he? 945 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:11,520 They took him with. 946 01:09:11,590 --> 01:09:13,630 He's still alive. 947 01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:16,260 What'd you shoot him with?An air gun? 948 01:09:21,450 --> 01:09:25,610 Look,we grow weed.We're not mercenaries. 949 01:09:27,060 --> 01:09:30,190 -You don't say. -Who could it be? 950 01:09:30,260 --> 01:09:31,720 Where do we start? 951 01:09:32,530 --> 01:09:37,620 Mr.Breaker.Today my name is Mr.Breaker. 952 01:09:37,650 --> 01:09:39,540 You think this is a coincidence? 953 01:09:39,570 --> 01:09:43,700 This white shite steals my things and thinks he can sell it back to me! 954 01:09:43,770 --> 01:09:45,620 He's got less brains than you,Lenny. 955 01:09:47,030 --> 01:09:49,140 Get Nick,the greasy wop... 956 01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:52,950 ...Greek batard round here now... 957 01:09:53,020 --> 01:09:55,700 if he's still stupid enough to be on this planet! 958 01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:28,070 Your stupidity might be your one saving grace. 959 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,980 Don't "uh" me,Greek boy. 960 01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,760 How is it your fucking stupid, soon to be dead friends... 961 01:11:34,830 --> 01:11:38,920 thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and sell it back to me? 962 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,640 Is this a declaration of war? 963 01:11:41,710 --> 01:11:44,640 Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 964 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,400 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing,Nikolas. 965 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,590 I know you couldn't have known my position... 966 01:11:51,830 --> 01:11:54,250 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did... 967 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,690 you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your ass... 968 01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,720 with that "what's going on here" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase. 969 01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:04,460 But what you do know... 970 01:12:04,540 --> 01:12:06,740 is where these people live. 971 01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:15,060 If you hold back anything,I'll kill you. 972 01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:18,930 If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth,I'll kill you. 973 01:12:18,970 --> 01:12:21,010 If you forget anything,I'll kill you. 974 01:12:21,090 --> 01:12:25,530 In fact,you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive,Nick. 975 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,610 Now do you understand everything I've said? 976 01:12:29,060 --> 01:12:31,480 Because if you don't,I'll kill ya. 977 01:12:32,610 --> 01:12:35,000 Now,Mr.Bubble and Squeak... 978 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:37,410 you may enlighten me. 979 01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:43,650 We've got a bit of a problem,haven't we? 980 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,860 Well,yeah.Yeah,we do. 981 01:12:45,930 --> 01:12:49,130 In fact,it's a little bit more than a little bit of a problem,isn't it? 982 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,980 On a scale of things,you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems. 983 01:12:52,050 --> 01:12:54,920 And the reason it's such a mon-fucking-strosity of a problem is... 984 01:12:54,990 --> 01:12:58,310 you've not even got the first idea who did this to us,have you? 985 01:12:58,380 --> 01:13:00,590 We've been up all night. It's no one from round here. 986 01:13:00,630 --> 01:13:02,510 We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. 987 01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:05,230 If it was a toerag from round the manor, we'd know. 988 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:07,440 You'd know?You'd fucking know? 989 01:13:07,670 --> 01:13:10,190 You wouldn't know if it was the next-door fucking neighbors! 990 01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:13,200 Get out there and find 'em! I'm sick of the fucking sight of you! 991 01:13:13,430 --> 01:13:15,700 Get out of my fucking sight!You shit! 992 01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:29,240 Scarface. 993 01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:31,680 I've watched Scarface. 994 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:34,680 If you wanna know how to do a drug deal, you watch Scarface. 995 01:13:37,060 --> 01:13:38,970 That really inspires confidence,that. 996 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,930 This guy,Rory Breaker-- 997 01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:44,160 Rory Breaker? Psychotic black dwarf with an Afro? 998 01:13:44,230 --> 01:13:46,080 That'd be the same man,yes. 999 01:13:46,150 --> 01:13:48,450 I heard about him.He's a fucking lunatic. 1000 01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:51,070 He can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. 1001 01:13:51,140 --> 01:13:53,000 It's not worth him giving us any trouble 'cause he knows... 1002 01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:55,010 we'll be a pain in the ass, and who needs a pain in the ass. 1003 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,190 I'll take a pain in the ass for half-a-million quid. 1004 01:13:57,260 --> 01:13:59,110 You'd take a pain in the ass for air miles. 1005 01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:01,040 The fatter you get,the sadder you get. 1006 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,990 Will you two stop flirting for a minute? 1007 01:14:03,050 --> 01:14:07,590 After we pay Hatchet,this deal puts us up... 1008 01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:09,840 nearly 200,000 pounds each. 1009 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,490 That's not bad for a morning's work, I think you'll agree. 1010 01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:26,960 -So they had the cash. -And the puff. 1011 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:30,290 Cheeky bastards.Count it. 1012 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,460 Shit,Dog,there's a lot. Don't you wanna do it next door? 1013 01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:37,440 We're not going next door till we've flayed them dead men walking. 1014 01:14:39,010 --> 01:14:40,900 We'll count it upstairs. I don't want them to see you... 1015 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,230 fingering the money when they walk through the door. 1016 01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:45,020 But,Dog,look-- 1017 01:14:46,050 --> 01:14:48,700 Give us it here,dozy bastard. 1018 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,270 Check your guns.Get yourselves well hid. 1019 01:14:54,340 --> 01:14:57,640 You wait till they get right inside the door, then you give it to 'em. 1020 01:14:58,730 --> 01:15:00,670 Give me them shooters.You can use your own. 1021 01:15:12,850 --> 01:15:16,110 -That's no way to answer the phone. -Is that you,Dean? 1022 01:15:16,180 --> 01:15:18,570 No,it's Lord fucking Lucan.Who do you think? 1023 01:15:18,610 --> 01:15:22,770 -What can I do for ya? -I need those guns I sold you back. 1024 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:25,710 Not likely,I'm afraid. I don't think I'll be seeing them again. 1025 01:15:25,780 --> 01:15:27,630 I've got the money to pay for them. 1026 01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:30,290 I'm sure you do, but I don't think you understand. 1027 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,810 I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again. 1028 01:15:32,890 --> 01:15:33,930 Can't get them. 1029 01:15:33,980 --> 01:15:35,830 If we can't get them,we can't get them. 1030 01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,750 You'll have to fucking get 'em. 1031 01:15:37,790 --> 01:15:40,950 We made the fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet. 1032 01:15:40,990 --> 01:15:43,890 Inside,outside.I don't give a shit. 1033 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,140 You get those guns because if you don't... 1034 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,430 -Or what? -Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale? 1035 01:15:49,470 --> 01:15:52,540 Otherwise known as "'ack you up with an 'atchet" Harry. 1036 01:15:52,610 --> 01:15:55,260 Well,this is... 1037 01:15:55,330 --> 01:15:57,920 James Bond,need-to-know time. 1038 01:15:57,950 --> 01:16:02,050 When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. 1039 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,970 Know what I mean? 1040 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:11,490 I mean,find 'em,torture 'em and kill 'em. 1041 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,700 And bring back what belongs to me. 1042 01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:18,050 Because if you don't your family's bang in trouble. 1043 01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:20,870 Who ws that? 1044 01:16:20,940 --> 01:16:24,170 -Harry horrible Hatchet. -Jesus,I've heard of him. 1045 01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:27,660 We're in shit.They were his fucking guns we sold. 1046 01:16:27,730 --> 01:16:29,480 We've gotta find 'em. 1047 01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:32,240 No fucking about.Where can I find those guns? 1048 01:17:04,930 --> 01:17:08,190 Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road. 1049 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:15,210 We're gonna do proper decoration job. 1050 01:17:15,210 --> 01:17:16,800 I want the gray skies of London illuminated. 1051 01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:19,880 I want that house painted red. 1052 01:17:22,340 --> 01:17:23,490 All right. 1053 01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,570 There's this brass standing on the corner, right? 1054 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,500 Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase... 1055 01:17:28,270 --> 01:17:29,410 Winston there... 1056 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:32,550 is gonna come along and see if he recognizes any of 'em. 1057 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:35,150 Watch out for these fellas. 1058 01:17:35,220 --> 01:17:39,180 They've got a bit of an arsenal, and they don't mind using it. 1059 01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:41,100 And I'm taking down her panties. 1060 01:17:43,890 --> 01:17:45,900 Does everyone here know what they gotta do? 1061 01:17:45,970 --> 01:17:47,430 Yeah�� 1062 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,420 What the fuck is going on? 1063 01:19:38,860 --> 01:19:40,740 You got something for me here,have ya? 1064 01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:44,710 Come on.Chop-chop. 1065 01:19:51,310 --> 01:19:53,200 Thank you very much. 1066 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:56,070 He's got the guns.You get them. 1067 01:19:56,150 --> 01:19:58,800 -Why me? -You're supposed to be the hard case. 1068 01:19:58,870 --> 01:20:00,940 You get the guns,I drive the car! 1069 01:20:07,030 --> 01:20:07,960 Good boy. 1070 01:20:07,990 --> 01:20:10,640 -Get the fucking guns! -I'm not gonna get the fucking guns! 1071 01:20:10,710 --> 01:20:13,400 You get the fucking guns! 1072 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:19,320 Right,wrap them guns up. 1073 01:20:19,390 --> 01:20:22,970 Count the money.Put your seat belt on. 1074 01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:23,930 Fucking guns! 1075 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,160 We've gotta get the fucking guns or we're dead! 1076 01:20:41,220 --> 01:20:43,560 So I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing. 1077 01:20:56,970 --> 01:20:59,050 Get out of the car,you yuppie fucker! 1078 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:31,700 -He's the one we shot in the neck. -Is that right,Mr.Botanical? 1079 01:21:57,830 --> 01:21:58,560 Jesus! 1080 01:22:11,340 --> 01:22:14,440 I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here? 1081 01:22:14,510 --> 01:22:15,500 Jesus! 1082 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,590 The money,the gear. 1083 01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:33,500 This is fucked. 1084 01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:35,060 No money... 1085 01:22:35,290 --> 01:22:36,720 no weed. 1086 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:40,090 It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. 1087 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:43,120 Don't panic.Let's think about this. 1088 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:45,920 No.Fuck that.You can think about it. 1089 01:22:45,950 --> 01:22:48,020 I am panicking,and I'm off. 1090 01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:00,350 -How did you get your hands on these? -The boys had 'em. 1091 01:23:00,390 --> 01:23:03,710 I know you like these sort of things. Wondered if you wanted 'em. 1092 01:23:03,940 --> 01:23:05,060 Yeah,I'll have 'em. 1093 01:23:06,090 --> 01:23:08,360 -Was it hard work getting the money? -Not especially. 1094 01:23:11,110 --> 01:23:12,840 Upset a few characters,though. 1095 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:17,480 -You counted it? -Yeah.It's all there,to the pound. 1096 01:23:17,550 --> 01:23:19,440 -And they were gonna pay? -Looks like it. 1097 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,990 But who knows.The opportunity was there. 1098 01:23:22,190 --> 01:23:25,420 In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity... 1099 01:23:25,490 --> 01:23:26,700 if it's there. 1100 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:28,650 Good work,Chris. 1101 01:23:36,090 --> 01:23:37,970 We've got to get those guns. 1102 01:23:38,010 --> 01:23:40,560 This is dangerous shit. We don't even know who lives there. 1103 01:23:40,630 --> 01:23:43,020 I don't care who lives there.All's I know... 1104 01:23:43,100 --> 01:23:46,230 is that it's preferable to death by Hatchet. 1105 01:23:46,300 --> 01:23:48,310 Fair enough.Let's go. 1106 01:24:11,460 --> 01:24:14,050 I don't think it's the right move. 1107 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:17,920 It's either that,the old boy's place, and we lose a digit daily. 1108 01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:21,860 -I'm gonna phone him. -As if he'll care. 1109 01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:24,830 He'll care.That was supposed to be his money. 1110 01:24:24,910 --> 01:24:27,810 Whether he cares about us or not is different. Pass me the phone. 1111 01:24:43,990 --> 01:24:45,330 Yeah? 1112 01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:46,350 That you,boy? 1113 01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:48,980 It's Ed,if that's what you mean. 1114 01:24:49,050 --> 01:24:51,220 Payday,ain't it? 1115 01:24:51,290 --> 01:24:54,070 Yeah.I wanted to talk to you about that. 1116 01:24:54,140 --> 01:24:56,030 I'll bet you do. 1117 01:24:56,090 --> 01:25:00,430 I got half-a-million nicker sitting here, which means some poor sod doesn't. 1118 01:25:00,510 --> 01:25:02,360 You've been upsetting a few people. 1119 01:25:04,130 --> 01:25:06,490 But that really isn't my concern,is it? 1120 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,760 What does concern me is the guns you had. 1121 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,770 I wanna tlk to you about that. 1122 01:25:12,830 --> 01:25:15,700 So get your ass over here now. And I do mean now. 1123 01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:53,930 Bastard!You fucking bastard! 1124 01:26:03,230 --> 01:26:05,110 What the fuck are you doing here? 1125 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:09,720 What the fuck are you doing here? 1126 01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:24,280 Job well done.We made a few quid out of that one. 1127 01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:25,660 Son? 1128 01:26:25,730 --> 01:26:27,810 Made a few quid,did ya? 1129 01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,760 Where's what I want? 1130 01:26:31,210 --> 01:26:33,990 -You all right down there,mate? -Very fucking funny. 1131 01:26:34,060 --> 01:26:35,910 Where's what I want? 1132 01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:38,400 I've just left it in the office. 1133 01:26:38,470 --> 01:26:40,330 We better go and get it,then... 1134 01:26:40,390 --> 01:26:42,370 if you want your son to see his next birthday. 1135 01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:46,340 -Now chop-fucking-chop. -All right.Fair enough. 1136 01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:48,680 Where you going? 1137 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:53,100 It's a 30-second drive or a five-minute walk. 1138 01:26:53,140 --> 01:26:55,500 I couldn't have parked outside. 1139 01:26:55,570 --> 01:26:57,810 I'd have got a ticket. 1140 01:26:57,870 --> 01:27:00,460 -Don't matter now,does it? -Just be careful. 1141 01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:02,640 Right. 1142 01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:11,890 -You and me? -You and who? 1143 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,820 You know where the door handle is,Tom. 1144 01:27:36,420 --> 01:27:38,270 Oh,no,not again. 1145 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,690 That's it.I'm off. 1146 01:27:58,860 --> 01:28:00,720 That is our bag. 1147 01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:20,210 Hold on. 1148 01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:34,650 This is our bag. 1149 01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:38,330 We're off. 1150 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:40,260 I'll see you in the car.I want these guns. 1151 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:42,560 -Don't fuck about! -I'll see you in the car. 1152 01:28:42,630 --> 01:28:44,480 It'll only take a minute. 1153 01:28:59,310 --> 01:29:02,270 -What is going on? -I don't know. 1154 01:29:02,350 --> 01:29:05,280 But what I do know is there's no more Harry. 1155 01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:08,680 Which means there's no more debt. 1156 01:29:08,910 --> 01:29:12,260 And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem. 1157 01:29:12,340 --> 01:29:16,010 And there's no problem with the neighbors because they're all dead. 1158 01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:19,860 And I think,if I get this right... 1159 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:22,060 we haven't done anythin wrong and we're in the clear. 1160 01:29:54,660 --> 01:29:57,180 Never ever... 1161 01:29:57,250 --> 01:29:59,260 has anyone been... 1162 01:29:59,330 --> 01:30:03,080 as fucking rude to me... 1163 01:30:03,140 --> 01:30:05,700 as you did! 1164 01:30:24,850 --> 01:30:27,090 You all right,mate? 1165 01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:29,200 Cheeky bastard. 1166 01:30:46,230 --> 01:30:49,400 Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. 1167 01:30:49,470 --> 01:30:51,800 But Chris had to respect the fact that he was holding... 1168 01:30:51,870 --> 01:30:55,000 what apeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. 1169 01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:58,590 And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded. 1170 01:30:58,660 --> 01:31:01,690 So without any body losing too much face... 1171 01:31:01,730 --> 01:31:05,340 Tom left through a side door, and Chris left with the money. 1172 01:31:05,380 --> 01:31:07,680 And everybody else got arrested. 1173 01:31:11,620 --> 01:31:13,480 He's not one of 'em. 1174 01:31:27,890 --> 01:31:29,740 I think your bad would like a word with you. 1175 01:31:34,290 --> 01:31:36,430 -Where are the others? -They got out yesterday. 1176 01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:38,390 They're back at the bar. 1177 01:31:53,470 --> 01:31:57,240 -All right,Dad? -I'm all right.How about yourself? 1178 01:31:57,270 --> 01:31:59,930 I'm all right. 1179 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:03,830 -Could do with a drink,though. -All in good time. 1180 01:32:04,860 --> 01:32:07,130 So,you in the clear? 1181 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,750 More importantly,am I? 1182 01:32:11,490 --> 01:32:12,900 It apears so. 1183 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:15,580 Appears? 1184 01:32:15,650 --> 01:32:18,550 You'll have to do better than fucking "appears," my friend. 1185 01:32:18,630 --> 01:32:21,760 Well,everybody's dead.I think that's about as clear as you can get. 1186 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:26,400 -How about that drink? -You know where the bar is. 1187 01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:32,060 Don't make yourself too comfortable. Alan's gotta sit there. 1188 01:32:36,810 --> 01:32:41,250 You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. 1189 01:32:41,330 --> 01:32:43,750 I suggest you take full advantage of that fact. 1190 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:11,990 You took your time.Where the hell have you been? 1191 01:33:12,060 --> 01:33:13,950 Sit down.I'll tell ya. 1192 01:33:19,300 --> 01:33:23,840 So the traffic warden identified the neighbors'bodies... 1193 01:33:23,910 --> 01:33:26,720 which sort of puts us in the clear. 1194 01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:29,540 The only thing connecting us with the case... 1195 01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:31,460 is those shotguns. 1196 01:33:31,530 --> 01:33:33,380 Tom took care of them. 1197 01:33:34,630 --> 01:33:36,930 You did take care of the shotguns, didn't you,Tom? 1198 01:33:39,340 --> 01:33:42,210 -I wanted to talk to you about that. -Well,talk. 1199 01:33:43,630 --> 01:33:45,600 Well,actually,no. 1200 01:33:47,980 --> 01:33:50,540 I've got 'em in the car. I was gonna sell 'em to Nick... 1201 01:33:50,610 --> 01:33:52,520 but I'm having trouble getting hold of him. 1202 01:33:52,590 --> 01:33:54,450 You dippy bastard. 1203 01:33:54,510 --> 01:33:56,200 So... 1204 01:33:56,240 --> 01:34:00,270 the only thing connecting us with the case... 1205 01:34:00,340 --> 01:34:03,120 is in the back of your car which is parked outside? 1206 01:34:03,190 --> 01:34:06,770 They cost us 700 quid. I'm not gonna throw them away. 1207 01:34:07,610 --> 01:34:10,840 They're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us,are they? 1208 01:34:10,900 --> 01:34:13,620 Do you really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds? 1209 01:34:13,660 --> 01:34:14,740 You're a dick. 1210 01:34:16,280 --> 01:34:18,930 Now take those guns, and throw 'em off a bridge. 1211 01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,200 And throw yourself off while you're at it. 1212 01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:22,390 Now. 1213 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:30,080 -Look,all I... -Now,Tom! 1214 01:34:35,940 --> 01:34:38,140 Can I have a beer,please,Dad? 1215 01:34:38,370 --> 01:34:40,280 I'm busy.Get it yourself. 1216 01:34:56,140 --> 01:34:58,000 It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot. 1217 01:34:59,280 --> 01:35:02,000 And it seems to have cost him. 1218 01:35:02,060 --> 01:35:03,920 I ain't gonna make the same mistake,now,am I? 1219 01:35:05,680 --> 01:35:07,570 So I've decided to bring your bag back. 1220 01:35:10,130 --> 01:35:13,200 I think the word you're looking for, gentlemen,is "thank you." 1221 01:35:14,230 --> 01:35:16,080 Thank you. 1222 01:35:16,890 --> 01:35:18,770 Now you've presented me with a problem. 1223 01:35:19,830 --> 01:35:21,690 I've lost my employer. 1224 01:35:23,190 --> 01:35:26,510 So I've taken care of meself and me son. 1225 01:35:27,770 --> 01:35:31,420 Now if you think that's unfair, you come and pay me a little visit. 1226 01:35:31,450 --> 01:35:34,800 But you better be waving a white flag, high and clear... 1227 01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:36,730 so's I can see it. 1228 01:35:37,700 --> 01:35:40,090 Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make. 1229 01:35:41,310 --> 01:35:42,210 You understand? 1230 01:35:44,770 --> 01:35:47,010 That's all I've come to say. 1231 01:35:48,870 --> 01:35:50,940 There is one more thing. 1232 01:35:52,900 --> 01:35:54,760 It's been emotional. 1233 01:36:21,650 --> 01:36:24,400 We are now offically in the money-lending business. 1234 01:36:24,470 --> 01:36:26,290 All right,son? 1235 01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:29,080 Put your seat belt on.We're out of here. 1236 01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:40,410 It's empty. 1237 01:37:47,770 --> 01:37:49,630 What's his mumber? 1238 01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:58,520 Don't! You'll jam the line.I'll call him. 1239 01:38:06,080 --> 01:38:08,190 My fucking battery. 1240 01:38:08,260 --> 01:38:10,120 -Gimme the phone! -I'll dial it! 1241 01:38:10,180 --> 01:38:12,800 Just be calm. Shut up and tell me the number! 1242 01:38:31,310 --> 01:38:33,170 You'll break it,and it'll be fucked,won't it?