巴黎
波普先生的企鹅
秃鹰呼叫脚趾哥 完毕 Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
脚趾哥请回答 在吗 Tippytoe, come in. Are you there?
脚趾哥收到 完毕 This is Tippytoe. Over.
收到纪念品了吗 完毕 Did you receive the souvenir package? Over.
包裹已收到 完毕 Package received. Over.
那边在下雪吗 爸爸 Is it snowing there now, Dad?
不知道 孩子 因为我在马拉喀什呢 I wouldn't know, kiddo, because I'm in Marrakech.
这一趟意义重大 伙计 梦想成真了 This is the big one, buddy. A dream come true.
我们暴露了 完毕 We have been compromised. Over.
替我亲亲妈妈 Kiss her for me!
鸟妈妈收到 完毕 通话结束 This is Mama Bird. Over and out.
你该睡了 You, get to sleep.
猜我在哪呢 伙计 罗马尼亚 Guess where I am now, pal. Romania!
巴布亚新几内亚 让几内亚黯然失色 Papua New Guinea. Makes the old Guinea look like nothing.
秃鹰呼叫脚趾哥 完毕 Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
我能够到开关了 I can reach now.
咱们多久没联络了 Wow! How long have I been gone?
两个月十七天 Two months and 17 days.
别担心 萨摩亚群岛就是我们一直在寻找的目标 Well, don't worry, because Samoa is what we've been looking for.
这次航行将名流千古 This one is going to be my legacy.
妥妥的 Yeahbsolutely.
秃鹰呼叫脚趾哥 完毕 Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
脚趾哥应答秃鹰 完毕 Tippytoe to Bald Eagle. Over.
请回答 你在吗 Come in. Are you there?
孩子 我身处一片开阔地带的边缘 Hey, kiddo. I'm right on the verge of something big here.
不过你的生日前赶不回去了 But I'm not going to make it home for your birthday.
我很抱歉 I'm really sorry,
但这机会千载难逢 儿子 but opportunities like this are hard to find, Son.
三十年后
这机会千载难逢 富兰克林 Opportunities like this are hard to find, Franklin.
我正为公司拉大单呢 I'm about to bag a rare species on this little expedition.
百分之八十五的把握 保证搞定 Fifteen F.A.R. That's a million absolute.
一处地标建筑 And a landmark building.
不用谢我 做好城雕就好 Don't thank me, just start building a statue.
-早上好 皮皮 -波普先生 - Morning, Pippi. - Mr. Popper.
合约 Contract.
我喜欢清晨的墨粉香 I love the smell of toner in the morning.
印得颇好 That's the pertinent printout.
卖楼的人等着呢 And the person we are purchasing the property from is present.
来吧 Let's do it.
波普先生找葛莱敏斯先生 Mr. Popper for Mr. Gremmins.
你是哪位 And you are?
皮皮·派珀诺珀丽丝 波普先生的私人助理 Pippi Peponopolis. I'm Mr. Popper's personal assistant.
我负责安排他的文书及采访 I process his paperwork and I procure his periodicals.
她都不知道自己说话那样 She doesn't even know she's doing it.
-什么 -没什么 - Pardon? - Nothing.
你们可以进去了 You can go in.
波普先生 抱歉浪费了您的时间 Mr. Popper, sorry to waste your time,
但我改变了主意 决定不卖了 but I've changed my mind. I'm not going to sell.
我理解 I understand.
转念一想与第一反应有同样的效果 Second thoughts are as valid as first thoughts.
只不过它们总晚到一步 They just come later.
这是我持有的最后一幢建筑 要是我卖了 It's just that this building is my last holding and if I sell, then...
你就一身轻松了 这很可怕吧 Then you're free, and that's a scary thing.
没事 我懂的 Hey, I get it.
今年出过海吗 Doing any sailing this year?
谁有时间呢 Who has the time?
是吗 我父亲独自驾船周游世界 Yeah. My father sailed around the world solo.
-没错 -真幸运 - Yeah. - Lucky man.
是啊 走海明威路线 只有他跟海 Yeah, pulled a Hemingway. Just him and the sea.
那是我一直以来的梦想 You know, that's always been a dream of mine.
他经历得不少 Oh! He had some stories.
比如非洲之角[索马里半岛]的风暴 Like that storm off the Horn of Africa.
-非洲之角吗 -对 - The Horn of Africa? - Oh, yeah.
风平浪静 顺行无阻 The sea was calm, the sailing smooth.
突然不知从何涌来... When, out of nowhere...
二十英尺的海浪 生生劈向船头 Twenty-foot swells, like a hammer punch to the prow.
爸爸驶经许多海域 却没见过这般巨浪 Dad was a heck of a sailor, but he'd never seen waves like this.
邪恶的狂风喷涌而来 Gale force winds straight from the Devil's nostrils
蹂躏着细弱的航船 whipped his ship like a rubber ducky.
咸涩的海水如千万根细针铺面袭来 The salt spray in his face felt like a thousand needles.
突然之间 狂风扯下了桅杆上的主帆 And suddenly, the wind ripped the mainsail off the mast.
他在劫难逃 He was doomed.
他是怎么做的 What did he do?
-他是怎么做的 -对 - What did he do? - Yes.
他转过船舵 He spun the wheel.
升起三角帆 调转航向 克服万难 Hoisted the jib, threaded the needle backwards.
在他刚逃出生天的那一刻 天哪 And when he came out the other side... Oh, my God!
天哪 Oh, my God!
-什么 -不可能 但确实是 - What? - It can't be. But it is.
是什么 What is it?
一头蓝鲸 A blue whale.
如一位温和的巨人 世上最高贵的生物 Like a gentle giant, the most majestic creature on Earth.
如此的美丽 It's so beautiful.
你看见了吗 Can you see it?
他的皮肤在阳光下熠熠生辉 His skin glistening in the sun.
一条彩虹 A rainbow
跃然于喷出的水花之中 in the spray of his mighty blowhole.
你会看到这些的 Oh, well. You will get out there,
终有一天 someday.
等等 Wait.
干得漂亮 波普 Way to go, Popper.
我就干这行的 Hey, it's what I do.
先生们 富兰克林 瑞德尔与耶茨的未来如何 Gentlemen, what is the future of Franklin, Readera and Yates?
漫长又缓慢的衰败 激情不再力量全失 A long, slow decline, getting older and weaker...
直到发霉腐臭 till it has that funny smell...
还继续病怏怏地横冲直撞吗 and starts driving around all day with the left-turn signal on?
富兰克林 Franklin?
还是会生机勃勃 活力四射 Or will it be reborn
激情洋溢地重生呢 with vim, vigor and Viagratality?
要我说我们要正视未来 I say we meet the future head-on.
富兰克林 波普 瑞德尔与耶茨
屌 Sexy!
拜托你们 作出你们的承诺吧 Come on, guys. It's time to commit.
是时候推陈出新了 It's time to go above and Beyonce
就像碧昂斯唱的"为我戴上戒指" and put a ring on it.
碧昂斯是个歌手 富兰克林 她是个歌手 Beyonce is a singer, Franklin. She's a singer.
名叫碧昂斯 Named Beyonce.
他能听见我说话吗 Can he hear me?
我们知道快到时候了 波普 We had a feeling this was coming, Popper.
我们看到你办公室里的大理石板了 We saw the marble slab in your office.
波普 你是加入我们的最佳人选 Popper, there's no one more qualified than you to take a seat at this table.
-现在还不能坐 -好的 - Don't sit just yet. - Okay.
我们还需要你再拿下一个奖 There is one more prize we would like you to get for us.
随便提 伙计们 Name it, fellas.
广场大酒店还是帝国大厦 Plaza Hotel? Empire State Building?
五角大楼吗 The Pentagon?
绿野酒店 Tavern on the Green.
绿野酒店吗 Tavern on the Green?
有问题吗 波普 What's the matter, Popper?
没事 只是那个地脚不算好 Nothing. It's just kind of a rundown place.
它是中央公园唯一的私有房产 It's the only privately held real estate in Central Park.
我们在那想建什么都行 We can build anything we want on it.
你是指推倒重建吗 You mean, like, wipe it off the face of the Earth?
重新开始吗 Start over?
对 Mmm-hmm.
-就跟它从未存在过一样 -正是 - It would be like it never existed. - Exactly.
但首先要过塞尔马·范甘迪那关 But first you have got to get past Selma Van Gundy.
数千份开价都被她拒绝了 She has gotten a thousand offers, turned them all down.
你只有一次机会 You've got one shot.
你搞得定吗 You think you can close it?
抱歉 您不认识我吗 在下汤姆·波普尔 I'm sorry, have we met? I'm Thom Popper.
闭着眼都能搞定 I do deals like this in my sleep.
-喂 -阿曼达 我们正在停车 - Hello? - Hey, Amanda, we're pulling up.
-能让孩子们准备好吗 -好 - Can you make sure the kids are ready? - Yeah.
上次太磨蹭了 Last time it took a while.
-别熄火 -好的 波普先生 - Keep it running. - Sure thing, Mr. Popper.
托马斯 您好 Thomas! Greetings.
您好 里克 欢迎来地球 Greetings, Rick, and welcome to our planet.
我们最近打招呼都不用您好了 Lately, we've been using the word, "Hi" or a simple, "Sup?"
你好吗 How are you?
好点了 谢谢 I'm better now. Thank you.
不 说真的 托马斯 你好吗 No, really, Thomas, how are you?
说真的 很好 Really, I'm good.
请看别处好吗 Please look away.
好吧 我看别处去 Okay, I will.
波普 我最近在练习猛虎式射门 Hey, Popper! I've been working on my power shot.
秀秀你的练习成果 小硬汉 露一手 Let's see what you've got, tough guy. Come on.
漂亮的扑救 Nice save.
-波普 -你好 - Hey, Popper. - Greetings.
跟里克打招呼了吗 Did you say hi to Rick?
当然 他抱了我三抱 Yeah. Yeah, he hugged me three times.
让我感觉自己像一棵濒危红杉树 I felt like an endangered sequoia.
拜托 我们才出去过几回而已 Come on, we have only gone out a couple of times.
他不过是个门卫 He's a keeper.
懂环保就是好男人 There is nothing wrong with a man who recycles.
我环保呀 我让建筑旧貌换新颜 I recycle. I turn decrepit old buildings into shiny new ones.
他还有张俏脸呢 Did I mention he's also incredibly handsome?
是吗 Really?
很高兴你的品位还没变 Good to see your taste hasn't changed.
而且体贴又周到 And thoughtful. And considerate.
-你姐姐呢 -她有点事儿 - Where is your sister? - She's having issues.
跟那个叫库帕·基根的有关 You know, Cooper Keegan?
库珀·吉根 Cooper Keegan.
她的真爱 The love of her life!
这是哪位呀 Hi! Hey, look who's here.
准备去老爸家度周末了吗 Who's ready for a big weekend at Dad's?
她说这周末不想去你那儿 She says she doesn't want to go with you this weekend.
也许你该跟她谈谈 Maybe you should talk to her.
妥妥的 Yeahbsolutely.
我们看什么呢 What are we looking at?
头发做引线的95磅的C4塑性炸药 95 pounds of C-4 explosives on a hair trigger.
切线的时候小心点 不然... Make sure you clip the right wire, otherwise...
你现在得去拆弹了 波普 You're in The Hurt Locker now, Popper.
想谈谈吗 Do you want to talk about it?
说吧 Come on.
你喜欢某人 但他们不喜欢你怎么办 What do you do if you like somebody, but they don't like you back?
贾妮 Janie,
你是个强大的女性 一位独立的女士 you're a powerful woman, you're an independent lady.
你不需要男人 真的 You don't even need a man, really.
玛莎·斯图尔特 美国富商与著名专栏作家
看看玛莎·斯图尔特 Look at Martha Stewart.
生活富足 还有狗陪伴 She's rich and she sleeps with her dogs.
你真变态 You are so warped!
真不知道我为什么会想到找你聊天 I don't know why I thought for one second I could talk to you.
-贾妮 -所以我不想去你那儿 - Janie... - This is why I don't want to go.
不该剪的引线也给他剪了 He cut both wires.
拜托 这是我们的周末 Come on, it's our weekend.
会很好玩的 It's going to be fun.
聊得不错 Good talk.
波普先生 是皮皮 Mr. Popper? Pippi.
我已经跟绿野的人沟通过 I've parlayed with the Tavern people
还劝他们考虑您的提议 and persuaded them to ponder your proposal.
很好 这周末孩子们不来 Great. I don't have the kids this weekend,
跟范甘迪约好后通知我医生 so set a meeting with Van Gundy and call me.
孩子们不来吗 波先生 No little ones this weekend, Mr. P?
不了 达里尔 现在他们不喜欢我 No, Daryl. They don't like me right now.
我喜欢您 先生 Well, I like you, sir.
现在就为圣诞奖金拍马屁了哈 Already working on the Christmas bonus, huh?
早起的鸟儿有虫吃 Never start too early.
-妥妥的 -祝您愉快 波先生 - Yeahbsolutely. - You have a good one, Mr. P.
汤米 是雷金纳德 打给我 Tommy, it's Reginald. Call me.
是关于你父亲的事 It's about your father.
那他在哪呢 雷金纳德 So where was he, Reginald?
南极洲 Antarctica.
卖冰给爱斯基摩人吗 Selling ice to the Eskimos?
他们在北极洲 That's the Arctic.
随便啦 Whatever.
你父亲爱你 汤米 Your father loved you, Tommy.
很高兴知道这事儿 您要读一读吗 That's good to know. Do you want to read?
老托马斯·波普的遗嘱 The last will and testament of Thomas Popper Sr.
给地理协会的大伙儿 "To the good folks at the Geographic Society,
齐特琴 欧洲的一种扁形弦乐器
我留下我的斯洛文尼亚的齐特琴录音 "I leave my Slovenian zither recordings,
太浩和乌兹别克族的帐篷 "the Tahoe yurt and the Uzbek yurt,
还有其他财产 "as well as the rest of my worldly possessions.
给我的小汤米 "To my little Tommy,
我送了一份纪念品给你 "I've sent you a souvenir.
很抱歉我不能亲自给你 "I'm sorry I couldn't deliver this one to you in person.
秃鹰 完毕 通话结束 "Bald Eagle, over and out".
星期一 谢天谢地 Monday! Thank God!
我的纪念品 My souvenir.
这箱子装雪景球太大 装帐篷又太小 It's too big for a snow globe, too small for a yurt.
企鹅填充玩具 无欲无求之人的最爱 A stuffed penguin, for the man who has everything.
谢谢 老爸 Thank you, Daddy.
准时警官 Sergeant Pipper.
是 我知道 我迟到了 Yeah, I know. I'm late.
范甘迪已经到绿野了吗 Van Gundy's at the Tavern already?
是 我知道她很重要 Yes, I know how important she is.
好的 拖住她 Okay. Stall her.
十五分钟之内就到 I'll be there in 15 minutes.
不知道 I don't know.
告诉她我被豪猪扎了或被路人揍了 Tell her I was poisoned by a porcupine or punched by a pedestrian.
雇你不就是干这个的吗 What do I pay you for?
再打给你 I'll call you back.
一只活企鹅 It's a live penguin.
他给我一只活企鹅 He sent me a live penguin.
活企鹅 Hi, live penguin.
等我一回家 你就哪来的回哪去 As soon as I get home, you're going back where you came from.
这是意大利产的 不能啄 See this? Made in Italy. Not for pecking.
芙蕾特 全世界历史最悠久的豪华纺织品制造商
芙蕾特浴巾 也不是给企鹅用的 Frette towels, also not for penguins.
除此之外 什么也别碰 Other than that, don't touch anything.
皮皮 等等 Pippi, hang on.
现在就来 Coming now!
没时间疼了 No time for pain.
波普先生 您总算来了 Mr. Popper. Phew!
这种特殊人物很注重时间概念的 Punctuality is a priority for this particular person.
别急 皮儿 Don't sweat it, Pip.
我要开始讨这位老朋友的欢心了 I'll start scratching this old gal behind the ears,
很快她就会蜷缩在我腿上 pretty soon she will be curled up in my lap
像猫咪一样服帖 purring like a kitty cat.
就在我身后吗 Right behind me?
范甘迪夫人 Mrs. Van Gundy.
很高兴见到您 我是汤姆·波普尔 Pleasure to meet you. Thom Popper.
波普先生 Mr. Popper.
我恐怕只能给您十分钟 你太迟了 I'm afraid I can only offer you 10 minutes. You're extremely late.
十分钟就行 That's all I need.
这是提托和弗雷迪 This is Tito and Freddy,
-我们的厨房员工 -你们好 - our kitchen staff. - Hi.
还有勤杂工克劳斯 这是主厨阿诺德 And Klaus, he's our handyman. And this is our chef, Arnold.
他的厨艺从不落伍 His kind of cooking never goes out of style.
喜欢腰子派吗 Do you like kidney pie?
不是吧 我爱死了 Are you kidding me? I love it.
事实上 我还捐过肾呢 In fact, I'm a donor.
填好表格然后... I filled out the card and...
不 其实没捐 有机会倒可以试试 No, I've never actually had that, but I would love to try it.
我们坐吧 Let's have a seat.
好了 大家回去工作吧 All right, guys. Back to work.
我们可否坐屋子中间的位子 I wonder if we could sit more in the center of the room.
我想好好感受一下这里的气息 I want to get a real sense of the space.
你的姓氏非常特别 波普先生 You have a very unusual name, Mr. Popper.
我清楚地记得每一个名字 And I never forget one.
这间餐馆到我已经是第三代了 This restaurant has been in my family for three generations.
温斯顿·丘吉尔 英国政治家 演说家及作家
我祖母曾为温斯顿·丘吉尔做酒闷仔鸡 My grandmother served coq au vin for Winston Churchill.
弗雷德·阿斯泰尔 美国电影演员 舞者 舞台剧演员 编舞家与歌手
我父亲曾为弗雷德·阿斯泰尔倒过香槟 And my father poured champagne for Fred Astaire.
卡里姆·阿布杜尔-贾巴尔 美国男子篮球运动员
我母亲曾给卡里姆·阿布杜尔-贾巴尔 My mother made a BLT for
做过一次三明治 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar once.
她说他出人意料的谦逊 She said he was surprisingly down-to-earth,
对比他的个头儿 还真讽刺 which is ironic, considering how tall he is.
真不错 但这个地方我不能卖 Fascinating. But I can't sell this place to just anyone.
我的意思是 员工就是我的家人 I mean, I consider the staff to be family, too.
家人对我来说无可取代 无可取代 Nothing is more important than family to me. Nothing.
你结婚了吗 Are you married?
目前没有 Not presently.
有孩子吗 Any children?
有两个 每两周的周末 Two. And we have the most magical
我们都一起欢度 alternate weekends together.
跟我讲讲你的父亲 Tell me about your father.
我父亲吗 My father?
能说什么呢 What can I say?
父亲就是父亲 他没什么不同 A father is a father. And he was no different.
你们亲近吗 You were close?
是的 我们是亲属 Yes. Well, we're related.
不过 范甘迪夫人 我想谈谈您 But, Mrs. Van Gundy, I want to talk about you
和您远离这些后的生活 and your life beyond all of this.
想象自己在一艘随波逐流的船上 Picture yourself in a boat on a river.
岸边有橘子树 With tangerine trees
天空也是橘色的 and kind of a marmalade sky.
我不嗑药 波普先生 I don't do drugs, Mr. Popper.
我来告诉你点事儿 Let me tell you something.
我可以把这个地方卖给任何一个 I could sell this place
像你一样铁齿铜牙油腔滑调的推销员 to any number of sharp-tongued snake-oil salesmen like yourself.
但我只会把它卖给值得拥有这的人 But I'm not selling to anyone until I know what they're worth.
你指的是我的净值吗 You mean my net worth?
要是你这么理解 也说明了一些问题 If that's how you interpret it, that tells me something.
恐怕时间到了 波普先生 Well, I'm afraid your time is up, Mr. Popper.
绿野目前不供出售 The Tavern is not presently for sale.
该说草莓田的 I should have gone with Strawberry Fields.
很好 Oh, good.
你寄给我一个包裹 You sent me a package.
我叫波普 Uh. My name is Popper.
波普 你是波普船长家的乖乖吗 Popper? You Captain Popper baby?
船长 "Captain?"
是的 我是波普船长的乖乖 Yes, I'm Captain Popper baby.
我父亲...也就是你们的船长 My father, who is apparently your captain,
让你寄了只企鹅给我 had you send me a penguin.
你喜欢企鹅吗 还不错吧 You like penguin? Is good, yes?
不 糟透了 No, is bad.
你们船长疯了 Your captain was crazy.
疯狂至极 我就喜欢他这一点 So crazy. I love.
很高兴你和他谈得来 Yeah. Well, I'm glad you had someone.
但是听着 我得把企鹅寄回去 But listen, I have to send this penguin back.
什么 喂 What? Hello?
喂 我得把企鹅寄回去 Hello? I have to send the penguin back.
寄企鹅吗 Send penguin?
是的 寄企鹅 Yes! Send penguin. Send penguin.
我说了五遍了 我要寄企鹅 I told you five times, I have to send the penguin.
寄企鹅 五次 了解了 Five times. Send penguin. Okay.
好的 那个箱子坏了 Great. And the crate is damaged.
你能给我个箱子装企鹅吗 Can you send me another crate so I can ship this thing?
喂 Hello?
小鸟 我该拿你怎么办呢 What am I going to do with you, bird?
你 You!
你玩完了 You are so done.
别啊 No. No.
-喂 -抱歉 没法接你的电话 - Hello. - Sorry, cannot take your phone call.
由于冰雪节的缘故 我们歇业一个月 We will be closing one month for ice festival!
动物管理部门 有人报告说这有只鸟 Hey. Animal Control. Got a call about a bird.
见到你太好了 I am very happy to see you.
就是这家伙 Oh. That's the little fella.
-这太... -没关系 他很和善的 - What the... - Go ahead. He's friendly.
我不知道是只企鹅 I didn't know it was a penguin, okay?
我得查查工作手册 I'm going to have to check the manual.
手册上没写 It's not in the book.
你就当他是只鸽子吧 Can't we just call it a pigeon?
又大又肥的鸽子 Big, fat pigeon?
手册上没有的我不能处理 I can't touch it if it's not in the manual.
要违反规定的 It's a union violation.
你找渔猎管理部吧 Try Fish and Game.
不行 你得找水禽管理部 No. You need Marine and Waterfowl.
抱歉 你找纽约环卫所吧 Sorry, bud. Try NYC Sanitation.
没错 我只负责死的 Yeah. I only pick up the dead ones.
这边请 This way.
好了 走吧 Okay, get. Go.
快点 Skedaddle.
一摇一摆向前进 Waddle on down the road.
南极在召唤 South Pole is that way.
出了楼右转 Exit the building, take a right
笔直走就到了 and keep going.
好吧 需要点帮助是吧 Okay. Need a little help. I get it.
看我的 Watch this.
你走好 There you go!
小鸟再见 Yes! Bye-bye, birdie.
波普先生 Hey, Mr. P.
什么事 Yeah.
企鹅还给你 I got your penguin for you.
你在说什么啊 What? What are you talking about?
这企鹅不是我的 That's not my penguin.
是吗 Oh, really?
我怎么会养企鹅呢 Why would I have a penguin?
这人是谁啊 That could be anybody.
好吧 Oh, yeah.
把那玩意儿给我 Just give me the stupid thing.
这么说业主委员会关于不准养宠物的规定 So, the board must have given you a free pass
对你网开一面了 on the whole "no pets" thing.
他们可真体贴 That is mighty nice of them.
给多少钱你能视而不见呢 How much till you don't see a penguin?
还是能看到哦 I can still see him.
视线开始模糊 It's getting blurry.
眯起眼看基本是个狗样了 If I decided to squint, it could look like a puppy.
现在如何啊 How's that?
是你吗 波先生 Is that you, Mr. P?
灯光好暗 The light's going dim.
-是的 皮皮 -波普先生 - Yeah, Pippi. - Mr. Popper!
我今天也不能来上班了 Yeah. I'm not coming into work again today.
怎么了 Oh. Pourquoi?
家里闹四害呢 I have a pest problem.
具体是哪一害啊 What particular pest is the problem?
-闹企鹅呢 -企鹅 - It's a penguin. - A penguin?
是的 企打头的那个 你能帮我搞定的吧 Yeah. Starts with "P". You ought to be able to handle it.
你好波普 Hey there, Popper.
你好肯特 Kent.
那是宠物的声音吗 Is that... Is that a pet I hear, Popper?
宠物吗 当然不是 Pet? No. What? Of course not.
好吧 这也难怪 Okay. I mean, I can't say I blame you.
你家那么大的房子 If I had your 3,200 square feet,
换作是我也想找个伴 I'd find someone to share it with, too.
我没养宠物 It's not a pet, Kent.
我开着电视呢 这就去关了 I left the television on. I'll take care of it.
数码环绕 Digital surround.
就好像真有只动物在里面 It's like a real animal in there
大闹天宫似的 busting stuff.
这效果没话说 It's amazing.
再见肯特 Bye, Kent.
金雕是北美最大的猛禽 The golden eagle is North America's largest bird of prey.
翼幅长达185至220厘米 With a wingspan of 185 to 220 centimeters,
这些迅猛的猎手 these extremely swift creatures...
能以241公里的时速 can dive upon their quarry
俯冲向它们的猎物 at speeds of more than 241 kilometers per hour.
你喜欢看啊 You like that, huh?
可惜了 Too bad.
我听到你在《经济学人》中评论 I was listening to your commentary, in The Economist,
再来看看这些数据 reviewing these numbers,
显然周五公布的就业统计数字还不错 and obviously the job number on Friday wasn't a bad number.
这三个月平均每月有十五万的工作机会 We've got, what, three months now averaging about 150,000 jobs...
不乖 你太不乖了 That's not cute. You're not cute.
真不知道人们看中你哪点 I don't know what people see in you.
好啊 这才像话 Yes! Now you're talking.
小冰冰 你的座驾到了 Hey, Chilly Willy. Your ride is here.
你今天要去旅游了哦 别害怕 Someone is going on a little trip today. No big deal, right?
好了 企鹅 道别的话就不说了 走吧 All right, penguin. No long goodbyes. Let's go.
过来 Come here.
抓到了 游戏结束了 你输了 Gotcha. Game is over. You lose.
让我盖上盖子 别想跑 Let me just seal you in. No!
往哪儿跑啊 Where do you think you're going?
还有十分钟就是我儿子的生日晚会了 My kid's birthday is in 10 minutes. Okay?
对了 规矩我来定 因为爷聪明 That's right. I make the rules. Because I have the brains.
你怎么能 Wait. How did you...
我擦 What the...
鸟患成灾了啊 It's an infestation.
你是怎么上去的 How did you even get up there?
就凭你那个四寸小腿吗 Your legs are, like, four inches long.
好吧 是我招呼不周 Obviously, a little miscommunication.
来吧 有谁饿了吗 All right. Who is hungry?
来吧 你们这群冰原狂鼠 Come on, you little snow rats.
天啊 我以为你们不来了呢 Ooh! Hey! Gosh, thought you guys would never get here.
太好了 That's great.
你准备好参加这个盛大的生日晚宴了吗 You ready for the big birthday celebration fiesta?
准备好了 Here we go.
但是有个问题 我还没准备好 But here's the thing, I'm not quite ready yet.
你们能在外面等会儿吗 So, can you just hang out for a bit
我把礼物准备准备 while I get Billy's gift all set?
理解为 我又忘了这茬 Translation, "I forgot as usual,
得赶快通知皮皮让她准备礼物 "and I need to call Pippi to go get something".
-贾妮 -不对 你理解错了 - Janie. - Not true. Bad translation.
礼物我买了 I got the gift,
就在屋里 and it's right in here.
太好了 企鹅 Yeah! A penguin!
不 比利 其实我 No, Billy. I actually...
太棒了 He's awesome!
太好了 Oh! Great.
等等 Hold on.
你买了只活企鹅给他 You got him an actual live penguin?
六只企鹅 Six penguins?
真是我最棒的一个生日 Yes! Best birthday ever!
比利你算术真好 That's good counting, Billy.
你给它们起名字了吗 Do they have names?
当然 Yeah, course.
这只叫船长 This one is Captain.
波普船长 Captain Popper.
那只叫闹闹 And that's Loudy.
这只叫啄啄 And that one's Bitey.
这是臭臭 Stinky.
他喜欢我 Aw! He loves me.
他叫逗逗 That's Lovey.
幸会 Enchanté.
圣经人物 力大无穷
那是笨笨 And that's Nimrod.
我们搭个碉堡吧 Let's make a fort.
-碉堡好啊 -去吧 - Oh! Fort! Cool. - Go.
那些垫子 Billy, the cushions...
用来搭碉堡正好 That's a great idea for fort building.
不得不说 I gotta tell you,
你对生日礼物的理解 you have officially raised the birthday present bar
简直登峰造极了 to a whole new level.
-没错 -对了 你从哪搞来的企鹅 - I know! - How did you find them, anyway?
是不是有出租企鹅的生日宴公司 Some sort of, I don't know, birthday-penguin rental company?
其实是老托马给的 No. Actually, Thom Sr.
-你父亲 -是的 - Your dad? - Yeah.
你见到他了 他怎么样啊 Wait. You saw him? How is he?
他过世了 He passed away.
他死了 As in, he's dead?
是的 去极乐世界了 Yeah. He broke on through to the other side.
天啊 Oh, my God. I'm...
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
-你没事吧 -是的 我很好 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
你没事 You're fine.
我很好 Fine. I'm good.
他把企鹅留给了我 And he left me those.
跑哪儿去啊 回来 Hey, where're you going? Come back here.
抓到了 Got you!
你看上去不错啊 You look great.
-谢谢 该把蛋糕放冰箱 -这蛋糕不错 - Thanks. I should get the cake in the... - That's a nice cake.
什么啊 What?
我的天 Oh, my God!
太有爱了 How cute.
他们好像在筑巢 It looks like they're nesting.
你冰箱里总算有点货了 Finally, you have something in your fridge.
-你好 -是托马斯 波普吗 - Yeah? - Thomas Popper?
我是纳特·琼斯 纽约动物园的 Nat Jones, New York Zoo.
陆行鸟部门 Flightless Bird Division.
你助手来电说有企鹅捣乱 Your assistant called, the one with the "P" problem.
我是来收鸟的 I'm here for the penguin.
她没说是巴布亚企鹅 She didn't tell me they were Gentoos.
你有几只 How many do you have?
-五只 -六只 - Five? - Six.
六只 这太好了 Six! Oh, God. Even better.
-怎么了 -没什么 - What's going on? - It's nothing.
我来处理 I'll take care of it.
蛋糕给我留块 Hey, save me a piece of that. Mmm!
回收小队在楼下待命 I've got my team downstairs,
还有辆装备齐全的车子 and a fully equipped retrieval van.
太好了 Yeah, that's great.
但是你现在不能把企鹅带走 But listen, you can't actually take the penguins right now.
你说什么啊 What are you talking about?
相信我 你把他们带走我一百个愿意 Believe me, I'd love to give them to you.
但今天是我儿子的生日 他爱死那些企鹅了 But it's my kid's birthday, and he's crazy about them.
小孩子嘛你懂的 You know kids.
我不懂小孩子 我懂企鹅 I don't know kids. I know penguins.
他们喜欢冰雪和鱼 They like ice, snow and fish.
你把他们养在公寓里 Put them in a New York apartment,
还没等你们吹完生日蜡烛 they're gonna get beak rash and wing mange
他们就会喙生疹 翼生疥 faster than you can blow out your birthday candles.
-翼生疥吗 -那景象可不好看 - Wing mange? - It's not pretty.
这些动物就该待在动物园里 Those animals belong in a zoo.
我懂 我还得研究下会不会有啥政治影响 Hey, I get it. I just have to take care of the politics.
波普先生 别拖时间了 Mr. Popper, don't postpone the inevitable.
让我带他们走吧 Give me the birds.
妥妥的 只是现在不行 Yeahbsolutely. They're yours. Just not right now.
-我会给你打电话的 -好吧 尽快 - I'll call you. Okay. - Yeah. Soon.
是我 Hey, it's me.
他有六只 都是巴布亚企鹅 He's got six of them. And they're Gentoos.
还没 但我会拿到的 Not yet, but I'll get them.
这怎么回事 What was that?
那人说"我是来要企鹅的"是什么意思 What did that man mean, "I'm here for the penguins"?
他吗 他是来给企鹅洗澡的 Oh, that guy? He's here for their baths.
他就干这活的 企鹅们得好好洗洗 He's the bather. Trust me, you're going to want them bathed.
我让他晚些再来 I just told him to come back later,
我们正开晚会呢 because we're in the middle of a part-ay!
企鹅是我的 对吧 我能留下他们的吧 They're mine, right? I can keep them?
你开玩笑啊 怎么这么问 You kidding me? What kind of question is that?
比利 不好说啊 I don't know, Billy.
要是我的话就会让老爸发誓 I'd make him promise if I were you.
波普你能向我保证吗 Do you promise me, Popper?
是的 Yes.
发誓吧 Say the words.
你不想他们失望吧 You don't want to disappoint them.
我什么时候让你们失望过 When did I ever disappoint anybody?
-父子野餐那次 -我生日那次 - Father-son picnic. - My birthday.
我们最后一次纪念日 Our last anniversary.
我保证 I promise.
我们明晚还能再来吗 Can we come over again tomorrow night?
-真的吗 -求你了 - Really? - Please?
好的 贾妮你呢 你来吗 Yeah. What about you, Janie? You, too?
好的 我觉得还不错 Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be too bad.
你觉得如何啊 失望了吗 What do you think, buzz kill?
一个人过一夜 我想我能凑合 A night to myself? I think I'll survive.
谢谢老爸 明天见 Thanks, Dad. I'll see you tomorrow.
-今晚真开心 -没错 - It was a nice night. - Yeah.
-我孩子们想来玩 -关我屁事 - My kids want to come over. - Who gives a rat's butt?
说得好 祝你晚安 Fair enough. Have a good one.
人们喜爱自然之声 People love the sounds of nature.
有助睡眠 优美 自然 Helps them sleep. It's beautiful. It's natural.
打扰下 Excuse me. Excuse me! Hey!
很好 Yeah. Good.
别吵了 睡觉去 Now shut up and go to sleep.
再吵我抽你丫的 Or I'll give you something to honk about.
走开 All right, back off.
都散了吧 不开玩笑 我习惯一个人了 Spread out. Seriously. I'm used to living alone.
别碰 可贵了 No! Expensive.
那是我的遥控器 啄木君 Hey, that's my remote, Pecky Peckerton.
你们喜欢看这个啊 You like that, huh?
他很有趣是吧 样子像企鹅 He's funny, right? Kind of like a penguin.
很好 这节目会循环放一整天 Good. That'll loop all day.
-应该是个正式活动 -对的 - I suppose it's a formal event. - Precisely.
波普 你去哪里了 Popper, where have you been?
你们好 Hey, guys.
我们问过范甘迪的人了 We talked to Van Gundy's people.
他们说她一口回绝了你 They say she turned you down flat.
伙计们 冷静 人生短暂 Fellas, calm down. Life's too short,
尤其对富兰克林而言 especially for Franklin.
我们以为你能搞定的 We thought we could trust you with this.
《驯悍记》[莎翁名著]可不是单幕剧啊 Hey, Taming of the Shrew is not a one-act play.
你们知道她是好几个慈善基金会的主席 You know that she's the chair of several charitable foundations.
其中的一个基金会 One of those foundations is having a benefit
周六要在古根海姆召开个慈善晚会 at the Guggenheim Saturday.
波普先去会去的 And Mr. Popper will be present.
我想明白了 I figured it out.
她找寻的是一个正直高尚的人 She's looking for somebody with integrity and character.
美国影星 广受爱戴
如詹姆斯·史都华似的人物 Somebody like Jimmy Stewart.
去他的 And, doggone it,
老子就学他那样了 that's exactly what I'm going to be.
我还是用我自己的嗓音吧 I'll use my own voice, though.
有点奇怪是吧 得了 交给我吧 Although, that was uncanny. Come on, give it to me.
我们期待你的成果 波普 We expect some results, Popper.
在你成功之前 And until we get them,
别想在大理石板上刻上你的名字 you can keep your name off my marble slab.
您这么大岁数了谈石碑什么的不吉利 A man your age shouldn't be talking about marble slabs.
我会成功的 I got this.
皮皮 告诉我企鹅的资料 Penguins, Pippi. Talk to me.
介于你的窘境 Per your predicament,
我从维基百科上打印了有关内容 I printed a pertinent page from Wikipedia.
巴布亚企鹅偶尔会把人当作企鹅 Gentoo penguins may periodically imprint on a particular person
并铭记于心 as if they were a penguin.
一旦有了这种记忆 Once imprinted,
他们会与那人寸步不离 they remain permanently proximate to their parental proxy.
真这么写的吗 Is it actually written that way?
我自己琢磨的 I'm paraphrasing.
他们记住我了啊 They're imprinting, all right.
超乎寻常的追踪能力 "Uncanny tracking ability.
相距遥远也能找到彼此 Can locate each other at great distance".
-怎么能让他们老实点 -看下一段 - What about keeping them in line? - Next paragraph.
低温时较为温顺 "Are more docile when kept at lower temperatures".
够冷了吧 你们舒服就好 Cold enough for you? Glad you're comfortable. Ow!
这是手指 这才是鱼 Hey! This is a finger, this is a fish.
要学会区分 Learn to tell the difference.
孩子们好 Hey, kids.
很不错吧 空气清新 It's nice, huh? A little fresh air.
你们一直运动的话就不冷了 It's not bad if you keep moving.
船长哥 啄啄 臭臭 Captain, Bitey, Stinky!
企鹅需要寒冷的环境 否则翅膀上要生疮的 Penguins need it cold, otherwise they get wing mange.
老爸你没事吧 Dad, are you okay?
我好极了 Yeah. Never better.
我们带企鹅去公园玩吧 Let's take the penguins to the park.
不行 比利 企鹅跑了咋办啊 Billy, no. What if they run off?
他们在这里是有些放不开手脚 You know, maybe they are a little cooped-up in here.
瞧这冰天雪地的 Boy! Look at all this space.
引人入胜邀人探索啊 Makes you want to spread out and explore.
快从我眼前消失一会吧 Get lost for a while.
你也想飞吗 太搞笑了吧 Flight envy? Really? That's hilarious.
我不忍心告诉你 但你那两片叫鳍 I hate to break it to you, Captain, but those are fins.
你更像鱼而不是鸟 I think you might be more fish than fowl.
老爸 看球 Hey, Dad, heads-up!
看来要比试比试了 Oh! I see how it's going to be.
好吧 比利 看看你的本事 All right. Let's see what you got, Billy.
来啊 贾妮 Come on, Janie. Come on.
一起玩起来 Let's get a game going.
谢了 但还是算了 Thanks, but no thanks.
-来吧 -冲啊 - Aw! Come on. - Let's go.
小波普传给大波普 Little Popper over to Big Popper.
等待传中 Looking for the flick-on.
快传球 Pass it. Pass it.
回传给小...笨笨 断球了 Back to Little... Nimrod blocks it.
传给闹闹 闹闹带球向前 Over to Loudy, who dribbles it.
这味儿真重口 Flagrant flatulence.
这动作应该吃黄牌的 Could be a yellow card.
逗逗控球 啄给了比利 Lovey controls, beaks it over to Billy,
比利护球很像啄啄 who bends it like Bitey.
快捡起来吧 来吧 贾妮 Better pick it up. Come on, Janie.
你怕什么 What are you afraid of?
踢不过我这个老男人吗 Can't beat an old man?
我去 跟我爸玩真是太无趣了 "O-M-G, I'm too A-D-D to play with D-A-D.
再加个小哭脸 "Frowny face".
好吧 Fine.
这就对啦 All right!
我听说女生比男生弱 You know, I heard that girls are the weaker sex.
比利 你没听过吗 Didn't you hear that, Billy?
是吗 Yeah.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
对不起 老爸 Sorry, Dad.
真心不是故意的 It really was an accident.
明白 你俩射门力道都很足 Yeah, I get it. You both have power shots.
波普先生 Mr. Popper.
告诉你 我换了隐形眼镜 Hey, guess what? I got new contact lenses,
也就是说我看得更清楚了 I.E. I can see more now,
也就是说...我还是能看见你的六只非法宠物 I.E... I can still see your six illegal pets.
我说鹰眼侠 够了吗 Are we cool now, Hawkeye?
孩子们 我们走 Let's go, kids.
你们好啊 我在大厅碰见了他 Hey, everybody. I found him in the lobby.
我想就像是 I figured it was like
你有次在梅茜店丢了贾妮一样 that time you lost Janie at Macy's.
你把我丢了 You lost me?
你从没被丢过 You were never lost.
我只是没能一直盯着你 I simply failed to maintain visual contact.
还不到一小时呢 It was less than an hour.
孩子们很喜欢这儿 They are liking it here.
你想让他们在这儿留宿吗 Do you want to keep them overnight?
真的吗 Really?
-真的 -好啊 - Yeah. - Cool.
还有 我和里克在庆祝 And Rick and I are celebrating.
-你单位准假了 -对 - You got the grant. - Yes.
真为你高兴 I'm really happy for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我计划我俩去加纳的这段时间 You know, I was planning on having them stay at Mom's
让孩子们待在我妈那儿 when we're in Ghana.
这么说你们真要去加纳了 You're actually going to Ghana, then.
只去三周而已 Just for three weeks.
也许孩子们可以跟你待几晚 Maybe they could spend a few nights with you.
孩子们 你们想今晚待在爸爸这儿吗 Hey, kids. Do you want to stay the night with your dad?
-想 -好啊 - Yeah. - Sweet.
-那行 -好的 - Okay. - All right.
-晚安 -老妈晚安 - Good night. - Good night, Mom.
妈咪晚安 Good night, Mommy.
晚安 Good night.
闹闹 你也是 You, too, Loudy.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
你喜欢老妈 You like Mom.
才不 I do not.
我是说 我喜欢她 I mean, I like her.
但我不知道她喜不喜欢我啊 I don't know if she likes me.
她平时谈论我的事情吗 Does she talk about me?
你的举止怪怪的 You're acting weird.
看吧 这段我最喜欢了 就是这 Look, this is my favorite part, right here.
波普先生 我根据您的要求买了这意义非凡的香槟 Mr. Popper, I purchased the special champagne per your request.
不错 在古根海姆的一切都应按部就班 Good. Everything needs to be clockwork at the Guggenheim.
这是我们说服范甘迪最后的机会 This could be our last chance with Van Gundy.
我用不用派一个保姆 And should I be procuring a babysitter?
妥妥的 Yeahbsolutely.
时间按标准来 So we're talking standard hours.
不用怎么干活 A little light housekeeping.
你可能还是要穿上大衣 And you might want to do that coat up,
里面冻的要死 you'll catch your death in there.
至于那个... But as far as the...
你照顾的那几个... When you're taking care of...
你就把他们落电视前就行 Just plunk them in front of the TV.
-放心吧 -好的 - Perfect. - Yeah.
那么 带我见见孩子们吧 So, should we meet the kids?
好的 跟我来 Sure. Yeah. Come on over.
瞧吧 Here they are.
你晚上十点之前会回来的对吧 So you will be home by 10:00?
不会再晚了 At the latest.
就一直给他们放卓别林电影 Just keep the Chaplin movies going,
他们就不会乱跑了 they'll zone right out.
你好 波普先生 Hello, Mr. Popper.
他们怎么样 How are they doing?
你就像个过度操心的少妇 You are worried like a new mother.
他们可爱极了 It is adorable.
知道了 挂电话了啊 Yeah, I know. Okay, turning my phone off.
好 晚安 Okay. Good night.
我听到唧唧声 咯咯声 哄哄声 I'm hearing shrieking, cackling and trumpeting sounds
就从那房间传出来 coming from that apartment.
除此以外 要么就是波普先生跟我妈乱搞 Now, either Mr. Popper is hanging out with my mother,
要么就是我大脑短路了 or I'm losing my mind.
不 你绝对是... No, you're definitely...
我告诉你 那人肯定在倒什么鬼 I am telling you that man is up to something.
我听见小脚丫啪嗒啪嗒的的声音 I hear the pitter-patter of floppy feet
从那间屋子传出来 coming from inside that apartment.
我感觉我仿佛现在就能听到 I feel like I can hear them now.
对不起 肯特 Sorry, Kent.
据我所知 波普先生是房客中的楷模 As far as I'm concerned, Mr. Popper is an ideal tenant.
淘淘 目标何在 Bubbly. Where is the target?
那上面 在皮萨罗的画边上 Up there, proximate to the Pissarro painting.
你真漂亮 You look pretty.
事实上 她从没见过那些花儿... So, she never did see the flowers...
范甘迪女士 Mrs. Van Gundy...
多么愉快的惊喜 What a pleasant surprise.
波普先生 真希望我也能这么说 Mr. Popper. I wish I could say the same.
您的酒杯空了 太好了 You're dry. I like that.
拜托 Oh, please.
范甘迪女士只喝库克 [世界顶级香槟] Mrs. Van Gundy only drinks Krug.
可否赏光 May I?
九二年的 那年收成很糟啊 1992? It's a ghastly vintage.
免费的午餐何乐而不为 I'll take the free stuff.
-塞尔玛 -泰伦斯 - Selma! - Oh, Terrence.
祝贺你 塞尔玛 Congratulations, Selma.
一切都完美无缺 Everything is impeccable.
谢谢您 Oh, thank you.
九二年 收成糟啊 "1992. Ghastly vintage".
免费的午餐何乐而不为 "I'll take the free stuff".
泰伦斯 "Terrence!"
重整旗鼓 Stay in the game.
我想有件大工程 I bet there's a giant sentence somewhere,
还没有得到批复 looking for an ending.
波普先生 如果你想劝说我 Mr.Popper, if you're trying to convince me
把酒廊卖给你的话 to sell you the Tavern,
恐怕你是在耽误时间了 I'm afraid you're wasting your time.
我们不谈酒廊吧 Let's not talk about the Tavern,
我今天来不是为了这个 because that's not why I'm here.
范甘迪女士 Mrs. Van Gundy,
您不是想知道我值什么吗 我展示给您看 you want to know what I'm worth. I get that.
波普先生 这是本季度最重要的文化盛宴 Mr. Popper, this is the premier cultural event of the season.
今晚是我精心安排的 I've organized this evening very precisely
我不允许任何事情来破坏它 and I can't have anything disrupting it,
尤其是你 especially you.
我觉着你现在应该明白了吧 Now, one might think you would have realized that by now.
楼下演奏的音乐多么美妙啊 What a beautiful piece of music they're playing down there.
我能邀请您下去跟我跳一支舞吗 May I have this dance, down there?
你真顽固啊 波普 那就跳一支 You're tenacious, Popper. I'll give you that.
希望你能跟上我的舞步 I hope you can keep up with me.
走着瞧 快点吧 要不就错过了 Yeah, well, let's hurry. We're missing it.
-您先请 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Thank you.
-那些是企鹅吗 -应该是展览的一部分吧 - Are those penguins? - Must be part of the exhibit.
什么声音 What is that noise?
-波普 -没什么 注意力集中 - Popper! - It's nothing. Stay focused.
走开 Get it off me!
这是谁搞的鬼 Who is responsible for this?
我赌是她 My money is on her.
这算是环保人士的示威吗 Is this some kind of environmentalist protest?
真可耻 别骗我 This is disgraceful! Don't lie to me.
我不喜欢你们 不需要你们 I don't like you, I don't need you,
更不想看到你们 I don't want you in my life!
跟上 Come on.
这人完全是个菜鸟 This guy is a complete amateur.
我只需伺机而动 I just got to pick my moment, then make my move.
皮皮 博物馆之行真是惨败 Pippi, the Guggenheim was a fiasco.
再给我安排一次和范甘迪的会面 Get me another meeting with Van Gundy.
麻溜点 Pronto.
我正要说这个词呢 I was going to say that.
老爸 过来玩藏猫猫 船长哥捉人 Hey, Dad, come play hide and seek. Captain's "it".
我不会跟他们讲话的 I'm still not speaking to them.
怎么了 出什么事了 What? What happened?
没事 我很好 比利 咱们该走了 Nothing. I'm fine. Billy, it's time to go.
-贾妮 出什么事了 -我说了挺好 - Janie, what happened? - I said I'm fine.
我知道我之前做搞砸了 Hey, I know I kind of blew it before,
但我还是挺善于提出建议的 but I'm actually pretty good at giving advice.
老妈到了 我们该走了 Mom is here. We've got to go.
贾妮 拜托 我想帮你 Janie, come on. I want to help.
真的吗 好吧 跟你说 Really? Fine. Here it is.
麦迪逊跟库珀·吉根分手了 Madison broke up with Cooper Keegan
就为了能和布兰登·易在一起 to go out with Brandon Yee.
-布兰迪 -所以库珀给布丽塔妮发短信 - Brandy. - So Cooper texted Brittany to see
问我去不去冰雪舞会 if I was going to the Snowball Dance.
结果她说"她不会去的" And she is all, "No, she's not going,"
结果现在我就显得又冷又傻 so now I look all desperate and dumb.
太好了对吧 So, great, right?
库珀会邀请我去冰雪舞会 Cooper is gonna ask me to the Snowball Dance,
但他不肯打电话 but he never calls.
现在布丽塔妮又跟大家说 And now Brittany's telling everybody
麦迪逊三年级的时候亲了他 that Madison kissed him in the third period.
现在我又知道布丽塔妮也喜欢他 But then I hear that Brittany likes him, too,
我现在脑子里一片空白 so I don't know what to think!
就这样 你有什么想法吗 爸 So there it is. What do you got, Dad?
那么 布丽塔妮是谁来着 Well, who is Brittany again?
布丽塔妮是麦迪逊最好的朋友 Brittany is Madison's BFF.
麦迪逊的肥大朋友 明白 Madison's Big Fat Friend. Got it.
等一下 贾妮 Janie! Hold on, hold on. Janie.
听着 宝贝 也许这些都不是有意为之的 Look, sweetheart. Maybe this just wasn't meant to be.
别浪费眼泪了 Don't waste your tears.
天涯何处无芳草 There's going to be a lot of other guys.
我是说 你还会经历许多次这样的事 I mean, you're going to go through this over and over.
等你到了我这个岁数 By the time you're my age,
你根本不会记得基文·库弗是谁 you're not even going to remember Keaven Coover.
还是库弗·基文来着 Coover Keeven?
基... 库弗... Kee... Coover...
还是基弗·库弗啊 Keiver Coover?
忘掉这件事 生活继续吗 So just forget about it and move on?
正是 Exactly.
好啊 谢了 我觉着好多了 Great, thanks. I feel much better.
多好的建议啊 It's good advice.
知道吗 也许她不需要建议 You know what, maybe she doesn't want advice.
也许她只想你当她的知心老爸 倾听者 Maybe she just wants you to be her dad and listen.
但如果我的建议很棒怎么办 But what if my advice is amazing?
晚安 波普 Good night, Popper.
浪费了不用多可惜 It's a shame to waste it.
麦迪逊亲了基佩·库根 Madison kissed Keeper Coogan.
不对 库珀 库珀 No, Cooper. Cooper!
亲了库珀 Kissed Cooper...
干嘛 What?
我在这连三十秒的私人时间都没有吗 I can't get 30 seconds of privacy around here?
你想要什么 鱼还是卓别林 What do you want? Fish? Chaplin?
我不该猜的 我应该倾听 I'm not supposed to guess, I'm just supposed to listen.
好吧 我在听 All right, I'm listening.
来啊 小神童 要什么 Come on, smart guy, what is it?
你嚷嚷什么 What do you wonk?
真不公平 Not fair.
来吧 Come on.
我做到了对吗 Did I do that?
你刚才就想告诉我这个对吧吗 Is that what you were trying to tell me?
还有谁想试试 来吧 Hey, anybody else want to try? Come on.
你看着弹药充足嘛 You look full.
打开弹仓尽情轰炸吧 Open the bomb bay doors!
表现不错... That is some good...
别动 别动 Stay! Stay!
跟着也行 Or come.
感谢主赐予我们的食物 Dear Lord, thank you for the food we are about to eat.
请用你无尽的力量 Please use your mighty power
阻止北极冰盖融化吧 to stop the melting of the polar ice caps.
阿门 Amen.
帮我递一下盐好吗 Could you pass the salt?
我还是自己来吧 I'll get it.
孩子们 看好了 Hey, kids. Check this out.
大家准备好了吗 Everybody ready?
开始 And,
左边一小步 右边一大步 shuffle, ball, step. Shuffle, ball, lunge.
Shuffle Ball Change是一套舞步
慢慢转身 慢慢转身 Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change.
然后说 Word!
本来台词应该是"妈妈咪呀"的 And the Tony goes to Mamma Mia!
因为某人没来排练 because somebody didn't show up for rehearsals.
就不说他名字了 Not mentioning names.
笨笨 Nimrod.
帅呆了 That's awesome.
-不错吧 -对啊 - Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah.
干得不错 伙计们 Good job, you guys.
不管怎样 我都在你身边 宝贝 Whatever it is, I'm here for you, sweetie.
别紧张 没大事儿 Relax, it's no big deal.
实际上库珀·吉根刚邀请我去冰雪舞会了 But Cooper Keegan just asked me to the Snowball Dance.
库珀·吉根 Cooper Keegan!
天哪 我得买条裙子 Oh, my gosh. I need a dress.
OMG LGB1[Let's go buy one] OMG. LGB1.
-什么 -天哪 咱们去买一条 - What? - Oh, my God. Let's go buy one.
你是说跟你吗 You mean you?
妥妥的 Yeahbsolutely.
好吧 Okay.
爸 这些我穿着都可傻了 Dad, I look terrible in all of these.
我会很想看其中一条的 Well, I would love to see one of them.
跟你说 无论你现在穿着哪一条 I tell you what, whatever you've got on right now,
都拉出来遛遛 just bring it on out to the viewing area so we can view it.
好吧 Fine.
你看上去真漂亮 Wow. You actually look beautiful.
这样啊 Yeah, right.
老爸 Dad?
你是个天使 You're an angel.
快别说了 Shut up.
我做的 I made that.
你说什么 What?
回头再告诉你 I'll tell you about it later.
-小鸟们好 -小鸟们好 - Hi, birds. - Hi, birds.
我来喂你们点儿吃的 Let me get you a snack.
我勒个去 OMG.
爸爸 Dad!
不会吧 No.
不会吧 No!
逗逗 Lovey.
蛋吗 Eggs?
这么说 小企鹅喽 So, baby penguins?
小企鹅 Baby penguins!
或者做成煎企鹅蛋 Or a three-penguin omelet.
老爸 Dad!
-阿曼达 -你好 - Amanda. - Hello?
你得过来一趟 You got to come over.
-嗨 -你把里克带来了 - Hey. - Oh. You brought Rick.
是啊 我们正约会呢 友善点 Yeah, we were on a date. Be nice.
你们好啊 小伙计 Greetings, little friend.
你叫什么呀 What's your name?
里克 这是啄啄 啄啄 这是里克 Rick, Bitey. Bitey, Rick.
这位是谁 Who's this fella?
臭臭 Stinky.
-这是他打招呼的方式 -了解 - That's his way of saying "Greetings". - Yeah.
我还是在车里等你吧 Hey, you know what? I'll meet you in the car.
来啊 你得看看这个 快来 Come on, you got to see this. Come on.
看什么啊 What... What am I looking at? What...
一个奇迹而已 Just a miracle, that's all.
等下 那是... Hold on, is that...
蛋 三颗蛋 - Eggs. Three of them.
真神奇 Amazing.
某某人又当爸爸了 Hey, look who is a new dad again. Huh?
真的很奇妙 It's really kind of cool.
他们用石头做窝 They use those stones to make their nest.
真的吗 Really?
笨笨还没明白是怎么回事 Nimrod hasn't quite figured it out yet.
但你看啊 他多专注 Yeah, but look. He's so attentive.
他们不得不分离很长一段时间 They have to separate for long periods of time
仅仅为了找食物 just to find fish.
他们生活也挺艰辛 对吧 It must be kind of hard on them. Huh?
尽管如此 他们还是会回到一起 They always get back together, though.
真不错 That's nice.
这是自然规律 It's natural.
老妈 爸想知道你能不能跟他一起吃个饭 Mom, Dad wants to know if you'll have dinner with him.
谁说的 What?
比利 我不知道这是否... Billy, I don't know if that's...
妈 你就去一次吧 Mom, just do it.
你觉着这件衬衫怎么样 What do you think of this shirt?
把我的脸衬得很苍白吗 Does it make me look pale?
我知道是这样 这儿有点冷啊 I know they are. It's a little cold in here.
你好大的胆子啊 How dare you?
好啊 你打算让我就这样出门是吧 Nice. You were going to let me go out like that.
择友不慎啊 Some friend you are.
我预订了JG的位子[法式餐厅] I got a reservation at Jean-Georges,
除非你约了唐老鸭 否则根本没位子 which is almost impossible unless you're dating The Donald.
不过我才不想跟他吃饭 Which I am not willing to do.
你们会安分守己对吧 Are you guys going to be okay?
不是我不信任你们啊 Not that I don't trust you.
只是未雨绸缪而已 I just worry, that's all.
皮皮罗妮 Pipperoni.
波普先生 范甘迪来电话了 Mr. Popper, Van Gundy phoned...
希望您出席在公园举行的发布会 requesting your presence at the property in the park.
-现在吗 -请务必准时 - Now? - Please be punctual.
告诉她我会到的 Okay, tell her I'll be there.
看来要来个一石二鸟了 I guess I'll kill two birds with one stone.
这是个比喻 It's a metaphor.
我们想坐这里 Yeah, we'd prefer to sit over here. Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
你在找谁吗 Are you looking for someone?
没有 只是感受一下这里的气氛 No. Just taking in the ambience of the room.
三十年来都没变过 It hasn't changed in 30 years.
它带有一种颓败的美 It's got sort of a decaying charm.
-那个位置有什么问题吗 -你说什么 - Okay, what is it with that table? - What?
你像见了鬼一样 You look like you've seen a ghost.
没有 我很好 No, I'm fine.
托马 你可以对我说啊 Thom, it's me.
每次我爸爸回家都会带我来这里 My dad used to bring me here whenever he was home.
-真的吗 -没错 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我们就坐在那里 That was our table.
他每次都会带回一些纪念品 He used to give me these souvenirs he'd bring
都是他神奇历险的产物 from his incredible adventures on the road.
只有在那个时候我才能见到他 It was about the only time I ever got to see him.
谢谢爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
其实是很美好的回忆 It's actually a good memory.
有时又是最糟糕的 Sometimes they're the worst.
我们结婚十五年来 We were married for 15 years,
你从来没对我说过这些 and you have never told me that.
是啊 Hmm.
你真是让人捉摸不透啊 波普先生 You are a complicated man, Mr. Popper.
绿野酒廊
不知道 我觉得这个老地方还是很有感觉 I don't know. I think this old place has still got it.
去哪儿 Where are we going?
据我所知那个地方你肯定会喜欢 That's for me to know and you to find adorable.
真的吗 Oh, really?
没错 Yes.
右 左 右 左 右 Right, left. Right, left. Right.
虽然没人给我们颁奖 Well, we're out of the medals.
但我们玩得挺开心 But we had a good time.
滑的不错 Nice trick.
真不敢想象我们居然在滑冰 I can't believe we're doing this.
很早以前 我带一个女孩来过这里 I brought a girl here once, a long time ago.
当时这没开门 我们就爬进来偷了冰鞋 It was closed, so we broke in and stole skates.
听起来真有意思 She sounds amazing.
我也是这么想的 I thought so.
但是一开始滑冰她就变得笨手笨脚的 Then she got on the ice, and she was kind of a clutz.
我觉得她是想吸引你注意 I think she was just trying to impress you.
你还记得在船库那次吗 You remember the boathouse?
啊 船库 Oh, the boathouse.
-那里特别暖和 真是不可思议 -没错 - Yeah, it was surprisingly warm in there. - Yes, it was.
-是啊 -是啊 - Yeah. - Yep.
我都忘了是怎么回事儿了 I don't know what happened there.
只是摔了个跟头 遇到点困难 I think we just hit a rough patch.
看谁滑得快 I'll race you.
不错 给你 That's good, you got it.
还想要吗 还吃吗 Want some more? Want some more?
-你怎么能放他进来 -他有徽章 - You let him in? - He had a badge.
-那是动物园的 -看这儿 - A badge from the zoo. - Look at this.
离我的企鹅远点儿 Hey! Step away from the penguins.
这些企鹅下蛋了 波普先生 These birds have eggs, Mr. Popper.
它们需要接受兽医的全面检查 They need a full veterinary workup.
是吗 我劝你别来惹我 Yeah? Well, if I get worked up,
否则就别想保住你的小脸儿 you're going to need a workup of your face.
是吗 Really?
我看你对照顾动物很有研究啊 波普先生 You've got some interesting ideas about animal care, Mr. Popper.
让它们正对着电视 You stick them in front of the TV?
卓别林 那可是经典 Yeah. Chaplin. A classic.
让一只直接住在冰箱放菜的格子里 You've got one nesting in the produce bin of your refrigerator.
不知道了吧你 那是放奶酪的 Just shows what you know. That's a cheese drawer.
还有鱼肉三明治加蛋黄酱 Fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce?
你觉得这是健康的动物食谱吗 Is this your idea of a healthy animal diet?
找到物证啦 快通知CSI Ooh! Evidence! Call CSI.
你这是栽赃陷害 You planted this.
你都不知道你对它们做了些什么 You have no idea what you're doing with these birds.
说得好像自己是企鹅专家一样 Like you're some kind of penguin expert.
我的确是企鹅专家 I am a penguin expert.
好吧 但是 好吧 Yeah, but... Yeah, okay.
现在我要把它们带到一个 It's time for me to take these birds
适合它们居住的地方 and put them in a proper home.
它们需要的东西你给不了 You aren't giving them what they need.
我给的就是它们想要的 I am giving them exactly what they need.
什么 你给了它们什么 What? What are you giving them?
我给予了它们爱 I am giving them love.
爱 Love?
一说出来怎么这么别扭 Well, it sounds weird when you make me say it.
它们不是小孩儿 波普先生 它们是动物 These aren't children, Mr. Popper. They're animals.
它们需要食物 需要雪 They need food. They need snow.
时不时的还要被鲸鱼叼走一两只 And every once in a while, one of them needs to be eaten by a whale.
说什么呢你 Hey!
你知道它们爱谁吗 You want to know who they love?
让我来告诉你吧 I'll tell you who they love.
谁手里有鱼它们就爱谁 Whoever is holding the fish.
一群叛徒 Traitors.
醒醒吧 波普 Wake up, Popper.
这些企鹅只能在动物园或南极生活 These penguins can only survive in the zoo or Antarctica.
总有一天 我会把它们带走的 So, sooner or later, I will take these penguins.
Omega-3s脂肪酸 皮儿 Omega-3s, Pip.
在这方面企鹅可比我们有研究 Penguins are way ahead of us on this.
波普先生 我不明白 Mr. Popper, I'm perplexed.
这跟范甘迪项目有什么关系 How does this pertain to the Van Gundy problem?
范甘迪 多拿点儿那个 多拿点儿 Van Gundy? Lots of that. Lots of that.
我想您已经计划好了吧 Please tell me you have a plan.
我每次都有备而来 皮皮 I always have a plan, Pippi.
都是新鲜的 They're fresh.
是吗 我明明闻到了漂白粉的味道 Oh, really? Why do I smell bleach?
波普先生 我们时间不多了 Mr. Popper, we're being pressed for progress.
也许我可以帮您照看企鹅 Perhaps I could pamper the penguins for you.
您得加快进度 You need to procure your promotion.
不 皮皮 我们需要的是鱿鱼 越多越好 No, Pippi. What we need is squid, and plenty of them.
屋外的天气寒冷冻人 The weather outside is frightful
屋里的火炉温暖迷人 The fire is so delightful
既然我已经无处可去 Since there's no place to go
就让这雪尽情的下吧 下吧 下吧 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
早上好孩子们 时间就快要到 Oh! Good morning, kids. Babies on the way.
得赶紧准备好 Got to get ready.
小企鹅需要一个28度的冰架 上面撒点儿雪 Young Gentoos need an ice shelf at 28 degrees. A little powder on top.
没错 我现在算是半个企鹅专家了 That's right. I'm kind of a penguin expert.
不能在屋子里打 女士 Hey, not in the house, young lady.
而且 要是把它们压得太实 还可能伤到别人 Besides, when you pack this stuff down, you could really hurt somebody.
来啊 比利 快打他 Come on, let's get him, Billy!
你会后悔的 You're begging for it.
给你 别跑 看看这帽子能装多少 Here, hold on. Look how much can go in this hat!
看看这帽子能装多少 Look how much can go in this hat!
看啊 Ah!
完了 Uh-oh!
去拿支笔吧 波普 Grab a pen, Popper.
我会帮你找几个不错的搬家公司的 I'm going to hook you up with the number of a very good moving company.
我好像听见你妈给你打电话来了 I think I hear your mama calling.
肯特 肯特 Kent! Kent!
这是早晚的事儿 波普 You're only delaying the inevitable, Popper.
我会向居委会投诉的 I'll be telling the board about this.
孩子们 醒醒 要是错过了你会后悔的 Kids, wake up. You don't want to miss this.
我们在干嘛 What are we doing?
小点儿声 Shh!
真有意思 Wow. Cool.
出来了 Here it comes.
-出来了 -快看啊 - It's coming. - Look at that.
-快看 爸爸 -恩 - Dad, look. - Yeah.
-天哪 又一只 -快看快看 - Holy cow, another one. - Look, look, look.
又出来一只 It's another one.
我想起你们出生那天 Reminds me of you guys.
突击员逃跑啦 他们来到了冰面上 Rangers on a breakaway! They're out in the open ice.
克罗斯比 他们之间没有任何阻隔 Crosby! There's nothing but daylight!
-追不到我 -克罗斯比可以阻截吗 阻截 - No way. - Can Crosby back-check? Back-check!
-抱歉 -你好 爸爸 - Oh! Sorry. - Hey, Dad.
-我逮得住你好吧 -我好怕怕 - I got your number, okay? - Ooh! I'm so scared.
妈妈 Mom.
这地方看起来不错吧 The place is coming together, huh?
是快被你们拆了吧 Or apart.
船长还在等着做爸爸吗 Captain's still waiting to be a dad, huh?
是妈妈 没错 女人也可以做船长 Mom. Yeah, that's right. A woman can be a captain.
这里不允许性别歧视 We don't tolerate gender bias in this house.
-真的吗 -但是可以横杆阻截 - Really? - Cross-checking is okay, though.
-对打五分钟 -天哪 - Five minutes for fighting. - Oh, man.
答应我它一出壳就给我打电话 You promise to call me when it hatches.
没问题 随时都有可能 Promise. Any day now.
别担心 船长 Don't worry, Captain.
小家伙只是需要点儿时间 The little fella is just taking his time.
我相信它肯定很会飞 And I bet he'll be a great flyer.
你快睡着了 You're falling asleep.
没有 No, I'm not.
那就是我快睡着了 Hmm. It must be me.
你真得去睡觉了 You really should go to bed.
不去 Uh-uh.
我不能离开它 他是波普家的一员 I'm not leaving him. He's a Popper.
晚安 Good night.
哦 你们好啊 Oh! Hey, guys.
我们给你留了七条信息 We've left seven messages.
波普你看起来糟透了 You look terrible, Popper.
绿野那边一点消息都没有 We haven't heard anything about the Tavern.
-你这些天在干嘛 -我...我... - What have you been doing? - Uh. Well... Um...
我想皮皮肯定告诉你们了 我得了感冒 I'm sure Pippi told you, I've been kind of fighting a cold.
是肺炎 Pneumonia.
让开 Move!
这你... What the...
要是知道你们要来 我肯定会打扫打扫 If I'd have known you guys were coming, I'd have cleaned this place up,
用磨冰机清理一下 fired up the old Zamboni.
钟点工星期三才来 The maid comes on Wednesdays.
他疯了 He's gone insane.
我见过这种情况 I've seen this before.
霍华德·休斯就是这么疯掉的 This is exactly what happened with Howard Hughes.
因为你老了 Because you're old.
波普 Popper.
绿野怎么办 The Tavern?
绿野啊 Oh! The Tavern.
绿野酒廊是个很有意思的项目 The Tavern is an interesting project.
对这个项目我有很多想法 I have lots of ideas about the Tavern.
看在上帝的份儿上 振作起来吧 For God's sakes, man! Pull yourself together.
你家里全是企鹅 Your house is full of penguins.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我知道这看起来很奇怪 I know how it looks.
只要再等这个蛋孵出来就好 But it's just one more egg.
它一出壳 我就去上班 And as soon as it hatches, I'm there.
富兰克林 我跟着你多少年了 Franklin, how long have I worked for you?
我错过了多少场足球赛 You know how many soccer games I've skipped?
还有舞蹈表演会 And dance recitals?
我们这么干到底是为什么 What are we doing this for, anyway?
有些东西错过就再也不在了 There are just some things you can't afford to miss.
太晚了 他没救了 波普 你被解雇了 It's too late, we've lost him. Popper, you're fired.
好吧 Okay.
波普 祝你日后好运 Best of luck in your future endeavors, Popper.
谢谢 Appreciate it.
有关企鹅蛋的紧急情况 如何孵化
出来 出来 出来 出来 Hatch, hatch, hatch, hatch!
出来 出来 出来啊 出来 出来 出来啊 Hatch, hatch, hatch! Hatch, hatch, hatch!
要出来了 我能感觉到 要出来了 Okay, it's going to happen. I feel it. It's happening.
就要出来了 就要出来了 It's happening right now. It's happening right now.
让我来摸它一下 I'm going to give it the touch.
全心全意 注入我的全部信念 Total belief. Total faith.
来啊 Come on.
好吧 Mmm.
我试着警告过你 波普先生 I tried to warn you, Mr. Popper.
你做不了这个 You're just not equipped for this.
也许你该让我照顾它们一段时间 Maybe you should let me take care of them for a while.
要是自由女神像 What if the Statue of Liberty
有个朋友会怎么样 had a friend?
好了 同志们 Okay, people!
别再懒懒散散了 No more loafing around.
怎么了 你们 What's the matter, folks?
没见过僵尸吗 You've never seen a zombie before?
没错 活死人来了 我要吃了你们的脑子带走你们的名字 That's right, it's the Dawn of the Dead. I'm eating brains and taking names.
马歇尔 把祖宁接进来 Marshall, get Zoning on the phone,
我要知道什么时候可以开始动工 I want to know how soon we can break ground.
提醒他们我们资助过市长竞选连任 Remind them of our donation to the Mayor's re-election fund.
天啊 从这里怎么看纽约我都看不厌 Boy, I never get tired of looking at New York from here.
这里整的真是不错 I love what you've done with the place.
波普 你来这干嘛 Popper, what are you doing here?
我来救火 富兰克林 咱们重归于好 I'm on a mission of mercy, Franklin. I decided to take you back.
重归于好 我们解雇了你 You're taking us back? We fired you.
我原谅你们了 别担心 All is forgiven then, don't worry about it.
让我带你们加快进度吧 Let me bring you up to speed.
我对范甘迪采取了强硬手段 I've been playing hardball with Van Gundy.
我告诉她的孩子我们会出一亿美元 I told her kids we were offering $100 million.
我让他们在她跟我们签合同之前 I suggested they make her life difficult
让她的生活举步维艰 until she accepts,
所以他们都搬回家住了 so they've all moved back home.
范甘迪女士决定在明天开新闻发布会 Mrs. Van Gundy has planned a press conference for tomorrow.
她希望我们都能出席 She wants us all present.
如果没有别的事情的话 If you'll excuse us,
我们要去收拾东西了 we have to unpack.
波普回来了 Popper's back!
孩子们你们好 Oh, hey, guys!
-你好 爸爸 -你好 - Hey, Dad. - Hi.
感觉怎么样 Hey, how are you feeling?
爸爸 你还好吧 Yeah, Dad, are you okay?
我很好 Yeah, I'm fine.
在你们进去之前 Before you go in there,
我得告诉你们 里面有点儿不一样了 I think I should tell you, there has been a couple of changes.
企鹅哪儿去了 Where are they?
它们很好 它们没问题 它们在动物园 They're okay, they're fine. They're at the zoo.
而且你们知道吗 那里是它们最好的去处 And you know what? It's really the best place for them.
它们说不定正在一个冰池子里游泳呢 They're probably in an icy pool right now.
可以吃各种鱼 还有全天候按摩服务 All the fish they can eat. Full-time penguin masseuse.
就像摩根·弗里曼所说的那样 The whole thing's being narrated by Morgan Freeman.
你把它们送进了笼子里 You sent them away to some cage?
比利 它们是企鹅 感觉不出有什么区别 Billy, they're birds. They don't feel things the way we do.
-托马 我不觉得... -别说了 妈妈 - Thom, I don't think... - Don't bother, Mom.
别这样 Come on, guys.
我们玩得很开心 但是总要回到现实 We had fun, but it's time to get back to reality.
我们可以踢足球 可以跳圆舞 We got soccer. We got the Snowball Dance.
我不去那个愚蠢的圆舞会了 I'm not going to the stupid Snowball Dance.
库珀·吉根邀请了别人 Cooper Keegan asked somebody else.
贾妮 Janie,
有时候男孩子的确会让你失望 sometimes boys are gonna disappoint you.
我不是对他失望 I'm not disappointed in him.
贾妮 Janie!
我该怎么做 What was I supposed to do?
你有点儿感情行不行 How about feel something?
天哪 Oh!
得了吧 Please.
我感觉好极了 I feel great.
我看到了你跟那个蛋在一起时的样子 I saw you with that egg.
我感觉得到 I saw you!
那不是真正的我 That wasn't me.
那只是个梦 在梦里人跟企鹅住在一起 That was a dream where people live with penguins.
他们的孩子都爱他们 所有的蛋都可以孵化 And their kids love them. And all the eggs hatch.
所以醒醒吧 So wake up!
我现在真是清醒了 I think I just did.
里克想把戛纳之旅延长成一次度假 And Rick wanted to extend the Ghana trip, turn it into a vacation.
你对这没意见吧 波普 Are you okay with that, Popper?
妥妥的 Yeahbsolutely.
皮皮卡丘 Pipsi-Cola.
波普先生 我们这就到了 Mr. Popper, we're pulling up presently.
好的 Okay.
别这样 Come on.
给小脚尖
我最亲爱的汤米 My dearest Tommy,
在我人生的旅途中 in all my travels...
我从未见过比它更聪明的动物了 I've never encountered a creature quite so wise as this.
因为一旦它爱上了你就再也不会离开你 You see, once it loves you, it never leaves your side.
我很抱歉 儿子 直到现在我在明白这个道理 I'm sorry, Son, that it took me so long to learn that lesson.
但我希望你现在明白还不算太晚 But I hope there's still time for you.
替我这个爷爷抱抱你的孩子吧 Give your little ones a hug from Grandpa.
抱得紧一些 久一些 And hold them as close as you can for as long as you can.
秃鹰 完毕 通话结束 Bald Eagle, over and out.
好了 所有人都上车 我们走 All right, everybody in. Let's go.
我们不想参加你那个愚蠢的记者会 We don't want to go to your stupid press conference.
-我们不去记者会 -什么 - We're not going to the press conference. - Pardon?
-司机 带我们去动物园 -什么 - Driver, take us to the zoo. - What?
我们去把企鹅要回来 We're getting our penguins back.
-太棒了 -太棒了 - Yes! - Yes!
波普先生 Mr. Popper,
又迟到了 late as usual.
给他打电话 Call him.
谁 Who?
天煞的库珀·吉根 Cooper-freaking-Keegan.
但是 爸爸... But, Dad...
亲爱的 你得全身心投入 Sweetie, you've got to put your heart out there.
可能会受伤 And it might get broken,
只有这样你才知道你还有真感情 but that's how you know you have one.
打给他吧 Call him.
爸爸 我现在不喜欢他了 Dad, I don't even really like him anymore.
我好不容易才记住那个名字 I just got the name down.
还是谢谢你 But thanks.
-打给她 -谁 - Call her. - Who?
"天煞"的老妈 Mom-freaking-Mom.
反正我也不喜欢她了 I don't really like her anymore.
开什么玩笑 给我 I'm kidding. Give me that.
等一下 抱歉 Hold on. Sorry.
贾妮 怎么了 Hey, Janie. What's up?
阿曼达 听着 Amanda, hi. Look,
可能我这么求你也无济于事 I know this is a total Hail Mary,
但别去加纳行吗 but please don't go to Ghana.
托马 你在开玩笑吗 Thom, are you kidding me right now?
如果你跟他走了 If you go there with him,
恋爱了 然后... then it becomes a relationship, and...
我并没要求你立马跟我合好 I'm not asking for you to just jump right back in with me.
再跟我约会一次吧 I just want one more date.
留下来再跟我约会一次 Just stay and go on one more date with me.
求你了 Please.
长时间的沉默是好事 对吧 Long pauses are good, right?
那表示她在思考 It means she's thinking.
你这次打算带我去哪 波普 Where are you going to take me this time, Popper?
另一个你想拆毁的建筑 Another landmark you're planning to tear down?
不 No.
孩子们和我要去拜访些老朋友 The kids and I are going to visit some old friends.
纽约动物园
两个小孩 一个大人 Two children, one adult.
两个大人 Make that two adults.
妈妈 太好了 Mom! Yes!
别想得太美 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
只是第二次约会而已 It's just a second date.
但愿这次能靠谱点 And it better be a good one.
妥妥的 Yeahabsolutely.
好了 进去了 Okay, here we go.
好了 伙计们 我们来带你们 Okay, guys, we're here to get you
离开了 out.
他们不在这 They're not here.
这不是我们的企鹅 These aren't our guys.
不 绝对不是 No, they're not.
我的企鹅在哪里 Where are my penguins?
迟点打给你 I'm going to call you back.
波普先生 它们可不是你的企鹅 Mr. Popper, they're not your penguins.
别忽悠我们 他们为什么没在那里 Don't give us the runaround, slick. Why aren't they out there?
因为动物园已经有企鹅了 Because we already have penguins.
鸸鹋 产于澳洲的一种体型大而不会飞的鸟
但我们没有鸸鹋 What we don't have is an emu.
科摩多龙 世界上最巨大的蜥蜴
也没有科摩多龙 Or a Komodo dragon.
又名印度虎 是目前数量最多分布最广的虎的亚种
也没有孟加拉虎 Or a Bengal tiger.
-你在说什么 -交换 波普先生 - What are you talking about? - Trading, Mr. Popper.
动物园常常交换动物 就像体育团队 Zoos do it all the time. Same as sports teams.
纽约扬基棒球队有百年历史 曾在39次美职业棒球大联盟联赛中获得26次冠军
你以为扬基队是怎么赢得了27次冠军 How do you think the Yankees won 27 championships?
靠的肯定不是他们的运营制度 It sure wasn't their farm system.
你要把他们送哪里去 Where are you sending them?
华盛顿三只 东京三只 Three to Washington, three to Tokyo.
两只小的送迪拜去 And the two chicks are going to Dubai.
你不能把他们分开 But you can't split them up.
他们是一家人 They're a family.
天啊 他们只是鸟 God's sake! They're just birds.
只是鸟 Just birds?
那美国鹰呢 And what about the American eagle?
美国国徽上的秃鹰标志
-也只是只鸟吗 -当然 - Is that just a bird? - Yes.
好吧 那... Okay, what about...
大鸟是美国照相侦察卫星的昵称
大鸟是提线木偶 Big Bird is a Muppet.
能不能就看他们一眼 Look, can they just see them?
全家为此大伤和气 My family is torn up about it.
孩子们心灰意冷 对吧 比利 My kids are distraught. Right, Billy?
求你了先生 就让我们跟他们告别一下 Please, sir, can we just say goodbye?
不可以 No.
孩子们 骗子就这样的 Children, this is what a liar looks like.
用心好好记住 Take a mental picture.
波普 我爱莫能助 Look, Popper, I couldn't even if I wanted to.
他们已经送走了 They're already gone.
-闹闹 -闹闹 - Loudy! - Loudy!
好一个骗子 You are a liar.
波普 波普 Popper! Popper!
-你们都在这 -伙计们 - There you are! - Guys!
快回里面去 Get back in there. Ow!
啄啄 咬得好 Bitey! Good job.
波普先生 企鹅马上就要回笼了 Mr. Popper, those penguins are going back in the tank.
不 他们不会 No, they're not.
这是什么呢 有人要吃鱼吗 What do we have here? Anybody want some fish?
对了 快进来 That's right. Come on in.
来 来 来 Come on, come on, come on. Hey!
没门 Not this time.
你有计划了吗 Do you have some kind of a plan?
对不起 我们认识吗 I'm sorry, have we met?
快点 Come on.
放我出去 Let me out!
-你怎么这么慢 -对不起 长官 - What took you so long? - Sorry, sir.
长官 嫌疑犯长什么样 Sir, what do the suspects look like?
让我想想 Hmm, uh, let me think.
带着八只企鹅的人 They're the ones with the eight penguins.
保安
封闭所有出口 Now seal all the exits!
企鹅宝贝在你们那 对吧 You guys have the babies, right?
对的 妈妈 在我们这 Yeah, Mom, we got them.
借过 鸟类传染病封锁 Excuse us! Avian infectious disease containment!
-南极禽流感 -情况严重 - Antarctic bird flu! - Very bad!
-引起腹泻 呕吐 -引起呕吐 腹泻 - Diarrhea! Vomiting! - Vomiting! Diarrhea!
屏住呼吸 You might want to hold your breath.
多谢您的合作 Thank you for your co-operation.
这边 This way.
-不 -还是那边吧 - Oh, no! - Or that way.
快点 伙计们 跟紧我 跟紧我 Come on, guys. Follow me. Follow me.
纽约动物园 礼品屋
好的 表现自然的 Okay, try to act normal.
走 走 Go! Go!
我把他赶到这边 这边 I'll get him on this side. This way!
抓住他 别让他进电梯了 Get him! Don't let him in the elevator.
他往屋顶去了 He's heading to the roof.
对不起 女士 你不能从这出去 Sorry, ma'am, you can't take this exit.
不能走这出口 No, not this way.
来自波普先生 制造骚动
这是北出口 不能往这里出去 It's the north side exit, you can't go this way.
谢谢 给你添麻烦了 Thank you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
嘿 小姐 小姐 Hey, miss? Miss!
好了 All right.
保持漂亮整齐的队形 Nice and neat formation.
好的 保持队形 Okay, stay in formation.
保持冷静 Remain calm.
-怎么了 -我被豪猪刺痛了 - What happened? - I was pricked by a porcupine.
-你哪里被刺了 -后面 - Where were you pricked? - In my posterior!
我不知道具体是哪里 I don't know where that is.
车在那 保持队形 There's the limo. Just stay in formation.
我在后门 他不在这 I'm at the rear door, he's not there!
分散队伍 Break formation!
-波普 -分散队伍 - Popper! - Break formation!
停 Halt!
你输了 奴隶贩子 Ha-ha! You lose, slave trader!
我可不这么想 波普 I don't think so, Popper.
你是不是忘了些什么 Aren't you forgetting something?
不 我什么也没忘 No, I don't think I'm forgetting something.
托马 我们忘了点人数了 Thom, we forgot to do a head count.
好吧 我忘了件事 Okay, one thing I forgot.
我们在楼顶发现它了 We got him on the roof!
船长哥 Captain!
船长哥 别跳 Captain! No!
她在飞 She's doing it.
船长哥在飞 Captain is flying!
难以置信啊 Can you believe that?
你干嘛打你自己 Why are you hitting yourself?
干嘛跟自己过不去 Huh? Why are you hitting yourself?
这可不是动物园长官的吸引人之处 对吧 That's not attractive for a zoo official. Huh?
我跟你说 I'll tell you what.
你现在就像困兽 讽刺啊 Now you're trapped like an animal. It's ironic.
嘿 别... Hey! Don't...
回来 Come back here!
你看到了没 Did you see that?
目前为止 约会顺利 Pretty good date so far.
才开始呢 We're just getting started.
司机 去绿野酒廊吧 Driver, Tavern on the Green.
等下 长官 等下 我来解 Hold on, boss. Hold on, I got it.
嘿 停下 Hey, hey! Stop!
近来谣言四起 There have been a lot of rumors floating around lately,
我在此澄清一切 and I'm here to clear them up.
我一再强调 我只会把酒廊卖给... I have always said that I would only sell the Tavern...
我觉得能担此重任的人 if I found the right person.
为此我在这宣布... And that's why I'm here to announce...
等下 Wait!
别 Don't
那样 do...
做 it!
你喜欢这感觉吗 慢动作 Did you like that? The slow motion effect.
我只是想引起注意 I just wanted to get your attention.
范甘迪太太 你不能卖了这地 Mrs. Van Gundy, you can't sell this place.
我知道 I know.
如果你卖给我 我只会摧毁它 If you sell it to me, I'll just tear it down.
然后弗雷迪 提托和克劳斯 And then Freddy and Tito and Klaus,
Chef Boyardee 是美知名的罐头食品品牌 每年生成上亿的罐头食品供美国国内和加拿大食用
那些大厨们将会露宿街头 and the guy that looks like Chef Boyardee will be out on the street.
-我知道 -这地方见证了纽约的历史 - I know. - This place is a part of New York history.
也载有我的曾经 It's a part of my history.
我曾和爸爸来这共度过美好时光 I came here with my father.
在这的两次约会都无与伦比 The other day I had the best second first date a man could ever have.
我宁愿双手铐牢 And I would rather cut my hands off
双刀插眼而不... and stick knives in my eyes than...
等下 我先插眼才能铐手 Wait, I'd have to do the eyes first and then the hands,
还得让人帮我砍掉右手 and I'd have to have somebody help me cut the right hand off
因为左手没了 because the left hand would be gone.
波普先生 你可以停了 Mr. Popper, stop talking.
-好的 -我不会卖的 - Okay. - I'm not selling.
你不卖 You're not?
真庆幸我们穿戴整齐 Glad we got dressed up.
他在这 There he is.
打扰大家了 Excuse me, folks.
我是纳特·琼斯 纽约动物园工作人员 Nat Jones, New York Zoo.
这人涉嫌非法偷盗企鹅 This man has been trafficing in stolen penguins.
你说话不经过大脑吗 What are you even talking about from left field?
企鹅 Penguins?
太假了 It's absurd.
不不不 企鹅 别进去 No, no, no! Penguins, please!
嗨 皮儿 我以为你们会待车里 Hi, Pip. I thought you were going to stay in the car.
他们啄开了电动锁 They pecked the power locks.
他一直把这些手无缚鸡之力的生物 He has been keeping these defenseless creatures
藏在他的公寓 locked away in his apartment.
当我拯救它们于水火中时 When I tried to save them,
他又到动物园绑架了它们 he broke into the zoo and kidnapped them.
我以前见过这些企鹅 I've seen these penguins before.
对吧 波普先生 Is it true, Mr. Popper?
对 恐怕是这样的 Yes, I'm afraid so.
你为什么要那么做 Why did you do it?
我了解你 你肯定从中获取私利 Knowing you, it must be for some sort of personal gain.
对 这些企鹅是无价之宝 Yes, the kind no amount of money can buy.
天啊 For Pete's sake.
波普先生一家人都疯了 Mr. Popper and his equally crazy family believe that
他们以为这些企鹅爱他 these penguins love him.
他们错了 They are wrong.
如果让它们在爱和多汁的沙丁鱼中选择 If they have to choose between love and a nice juicy sardine,
它们每次必选沙丁鱼 they will choose the fish every time.
-我不这样想 -试试看呗 - I don't think so. - Let's find out.
他手中有鱼 He's got a fish.
交给我搞定 I got this.
过来 孩子们 Come on, guys.
来 Come on.
快点 Come on. Yeah.
就这样 That's right.
船长哥 过来 Captain, come on.
来波普这 Come to Popper.
嘿 这才是我的好孩子 Hey! That's my guys.
不 这不能证明什么 No! That doesn't prove anything.
快点 拘捕他 Come on, aren't you going to arrest him?
凭什么 因为我赢了 For what? Winning?
在美国都兴这一套 Is that what we do in this country?
这就是美国精神吗 Is that what America is all about?
我不这样认为 我不这样认为 I don't think so! I don't think so!
美国 America!
你们都疯了吗 Have you people lost your mind?
他在破坏法律 He's breaking the law.
别这样 伙计 发发善心 Come on, guy, have a heart.
发发善心 Have a heart?
我要打给警察局长 I'm going to call the Chief of Police.
还要打给市长 I'm going to call the Mayor.
让我来打吧 Oh, allow me.
迈克尔 Michael.
-什么 -最近如何呀 亲爱的 - What? - How are you, dear?
-我有个小事需要你帮个忙 -走吧 - I've got a small matter that needs your attention. - Come on.
这可不太好 That's not good.
饲养企鹅将会合法化的 The penguins will be provided for.
波普先生总是胸有成竹 Mr. Popper always has a plan.
这太疯狂了 This is insane!
你安静点 别吵了 Quiet, you. Quit your quarrelling.
-皮皮 -昆特 - Pippi. - Quint.
很高兴见到你 Pleasure.
非常高兴 Quite.
我想我们得到了抚养权 Well, I guess we have custody.
我想是的 I guess we do.
波普先生 Mr. Popper.
范甘迪太太 Mrs. Van Gundy.
恭喜你 酒廊属于你了 Congratulations. The Tavern is yours.
我告诉过你 I told you.
我对人的名字烂熟于心 I never forget a name.
我只是得确认... I just needed to be sure...
那个小男孩没有丢失人性之善 that that little boy hadn't gotten lost somewhere.
干得漂亮 波普 Nice work, Popper.
嘿 富兰克林 Hey, Franklin.
新建筑什么时候开工 When do we break ground on the new building?
不开工了 We're not.
你在瞎说什么 What are you talking about?
绿野酒廊
-这真漂亮 托马 -多谢夸奖 - It's really beautiful, Thom. - Thank you.
你干得太漂亮了 爸爸 You did a great job, Dad.
非常感谢你的夸奖 比利 I appreciate that, Billy.
但是并不是我一个人的功劳 But it wasn't just me.
我只是军师而已 I'm just the mastermind.
我今天带你们来这 So, I brought you here today
想告诉你们点事 because I want to tell you something.
我要去旅行 到远方去 I'm going on a trip, very far away.
得走好一段时间 And I could be gone for a very long time.
我需要你们和我一起去 So, I'm going to need you to come with me.
太好了 Nice!
我们要去哪里 Where are we going?
我希望那地方温暖如春 I hope it's someplace warm.
不暖 对吧 It's not, is it?
够暖不 Warm enough?
刚刚好 Perfect.
快看看那个 Will you look at that?
全家团圆 It's a family reunion.
嘿 看 是逗逗们 还有闹闹们 Hey, look, it's the Loveys. And the Loudys.
还有笨笨们 And the Nimrods.
爸爸 我觉得船长哥不喜欢这 Hey, Dad. I don't think Captain likes it here.
没事的 小姑娘 It's okay, girl.
你只需慢慢习惯就好了 You just got to get used to it, that's all.
天啊 Oh, my.
我想她没事 I think she's going to be just fine.
我们给他取什么名字 What should we name him?
他肯定是个很了不起的飞行家 Well, he's going to be an amazing flyer.
叫秃鹰怎样 So, how about bald Eagle?
这样我们就有理由再回这里了 Hey! He's a good reason to come back.
听到了吗 船长哥 我们会回来的 You hear that, Captain? We're coming back.
谢谢你 船长哥 Thank you, Captain.
你是我收到过最棒的礼物 You're the coolest gift I ever got.
再见 See you soon.
加油 船长哥 Way to go, Captain.
你会是个好妈妈的 You're going to be a great mom.
不错 波普 还不错 Not bad, Popper. Not bad.
妥妥的 Yeahbsolutely.
贵宾 来伸展拳脚吧 Yo, VIP, let's kick it
好吧 停吧 做吧 听吧 All right, stop, collaborate, and listen
冰与发明 华丽回归 Ice is back with my brand new invention
我被紧紧抱住 Something grabs a hold of me tightly
日日夜夜 鱼叉般游动 Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly
有朝一日会停吗 我还不清楚 Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
关掉灯 我发光 Turn off the lights and I'll glow
伴着音乐走向极端 To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
点亮舞台 给笨蛋上蜡 Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
舞吧 冲向激情澎湃的演讲者 Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
我像毒蘑菇般侵蚀你的脑 I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
当我奏响旋律 便是你的死亡之期 Deadly when I play a dope melody
一不小心就是重罪 Anything less than the best is a felony
爱它或离开它 最好拉帮结派 Love it or leave it, you better gang way
正中靶心 孩子最爱 You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
如有问题 喊我解决 If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
检查钩子 音乐继续 Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
冰 冰 宝贝 Ice, Ice, baby
香草冰 冰 宝贝 Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
香草 Vanilla
舞会开始 Now that the party is jumping
男低音插入 织女星变南瓜 With the bass kicked in and the Vega's are pumpin'
直中要害 直中要害 无需造假 Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
把麦记煮成熏猪肉 Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
燃烧吧 你不够快 不够灵 Burning 'em, if you ain't quick and nimble
听到铜声 我立马变疯 I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
戴高帽 快加速 And a high hat with a souped up tempo
好运来 适单飞 I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
冰 冰 宝贝 Ice, Ice, baby
香草冰 冰 宝贝 Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
香草 Vanilla
请留心 我瞎抒情 Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
迈阿密在眼前 提醒你别忘记 Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
我的镇 贡献低音人 My town that created all the bass sound
摇够了 踢踢地上的洞 Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
我的格调 像化学物 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
切实韵律 可看可感 Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel
创作成型 满是概念 Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
大肆宣传 你跨上一阶 We make it hype and you want to step
大肆宣传 使夏衣黯然 With this, Shay plays on the fade
忍者乱剑 刀锋乱舞 Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade
如此之快 别人只能唾骂 So fast other DJ's say, "Damn!"
旋律如是毒药 卖了它 If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
保持镇静 放松警惕 Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
磁化麦克 脚踢果汁 Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
如有问题 喊我解决 If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
检查钩子 夏衣继续 Check out the hook while D-Shay revolves it
冰 冰 宝贝 Ice, Ice, baby
香草 冰 冰 宝贝 Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
亲 闪人吧 Yo, man, let's get out of here