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以下是上星期在《無恥之徒》所發生的 For those of you who were too fucking busy,
送給太他媽忙的你們 this is what happened last week on Shameless.
我打算把寶寶讓別人領養 I'm gonna give the baby up for adoption.
如果有交易嬰兒的市場 If there's a market for babies out there,
我一定加入 I'm gonna corner my share.
我想在孩子的去處這方面上 I'd kind of like to have a say
有決定權 in where this kid might end up.
你在做什麼 寄錢 What are you doing? Sending cash
給我的兒子 to my sons.
弗蘭克一點都拿不了 Frank gets none.
我那該死的弟弟 My fucking brothers?!
那個賤人 That bitch!
有請弗蘭克和莫妮卡 蓋拉格 Presenting Frank and Monica Gallagher!
我操 Holy shit.
莫妮卡回來和弗蘭克一起的時間長得 Monica comes home long enough to reunite with Frank,
足夠再生一個寶寶 然後分手 gets knocked up with another kid and then splits.
你看起來不錯 莫妮卡 又重新吃藥了嗎 You look good, Moni. You back on your meds?
我不是雙性戀 I am not bipolar.
她做的第一件事 First thing she did...
就是責怪我把利普踢出家門 bust my balls for kicking Lip out.
上學還是走 你在做什麼 School or leave! What are you doing?
我不打算回學校 所以... I'm not going back to school, so...
我還是走吧 I guess that means I'm leaving.
你打算呆多久 How long do you need to stay?
直到我能重新振作 Just till I'm back on my feet.
收留我會讓她非常生氣 It'll piss her off so much,
她會以心跳的速度來到你家門 she'll be back at your doorstep in a heartbeat.
- 把他扔出來 - 你沒有必要 - Throw him out. - You don't always have
對所有的人負責 菲奧娜 to be responsible for everyone, Fiona.
- 什麼意思 - 莫妮卡回來了 你就好好享受 - Excuse me? - Monica's back. Enjoy it.
有我在 你不需要做所有的事情 I'm here. Doesn't all have to fall on you.
我不愛她 I'm not in love with her,
但只要每次想如果我拋棄她 but I shit myself every time I think about
她爸爸會對我做什麼的時候 我就害怕 what her dad would do if dumped her.
她也不愛你 She doesn't love you, either.
她愛的是別人... She's got this other guy...
馬科什麼的 a Marco somebody.
我要把他運到美國 給她驚喜 I'm importing him to the States; I'm gonna surprise her.
你就自由輕鬆了 Leaving you free and clear.
那一旦他來了 我也就可以了 成交 So when he gets in, so do I. Deal.
他倒是很努力得想要重新得到你歡心 Can't say he hasn't been working his fine ass off trying to win you back.
松鼠基金都去哪兒了 Where's the Squirrel Fund?
什麼是松鼠基金 What the hell's a Squirrel Fund?
在這屋子裡 你學到的第一件事是 The first rule you learn in this house,
你他媽的把錢藏好 you hide the goddamn money!
你答應過我的 You promised me.
給我起來 Get out of bed!
媽 你給我起來 Get out of bed, Mom!
無恥之徒 第二季第11集
# 回想你所得到的運氣 # think of all the luck you got
# 你並不是命途多舛 # know that it's not for naught
# 你曾笑容滿面 # you were beaming once before
# 但已不曾再現 # but it's not like that anymore
# 曾經的落魄 # what is this downside
# 何以形容 # that you speak of?
# 你如此肯定的 # what is this feeling
# 是什麼樣的感受 # you're so sure of?
# 召集你所有的朋友 # round up the friends you got
# 你並不是孤身一人 # know that they're not for naught
# 你曾心甘付出 # you were willing once before
# 但已不曾再現 # but it's not like that anymore
# 曾經的落魄 # what is this downside
# 何以形容 # that you speak of?
# 你如此肯定的 # what is this feeling
# 是什麼樣的 # you're so...
# 感受 # sure of?
哈哈 一槍一個 輪到我了 Ha-ha! Two for two. Hey, give me a turn.
去你的 Screw you.
我也想射一隻鴨子 I want to shoot a duck.
那你就自己找把槍 Go get your own gun, then.
至少給我一隻鴨 At least give me a duck.
是我射的鴨 I fucking shot them.
這是我的水池 It's my pool.
- 是我爸的步槍 - 你這個壞人 - It's my dad's rifle. - You're an asshole.
一個在明天感恩節吃鴨子的壞人 An asshole who's eating duck for Thanksgiving tomorrow.
真好吃 Yum!
晚點見 Later.
混蛋 Dick.
莫妮卡 Monica?
媽 Mom?
你沒事吧 You okay?
我累了 I'm tired.
給你做了早餐 Made you breakfast.
已經幾天了 It's been a few days.
塗了花生醬的土司 It's toast with peanut butter!
在裡奧的飯店裡 Got a few jelly packets
拿了些果凍 from Leo's diner.
我可以給你一個 I could get you one.
媽媽現在不舒服 Mommy's not feeling too good right now.
奶奶還給你們買了什麼 What else did Grammy buy you guys?
不好意思 兄弟 我們要全部賣掉 Oh, I'm sorry, buddy, got to sell everything.
她還是不肯出房門 She still won't get out of her room.
我知道聖誕想要什麼禮物 I know what I want for Christmas.
說了別上去了 讓她一個人呆著吧 I told you not to go up there. Leave her alone.
- 那她吃什麼 - 一個AR-15步槍 - Well, how's she gonna eat? - An AR-15 rifle.
她餓的時候自然會自己想辦法 還有 沒有人 She'll figure it out when she gets hungry. And no one's
- 給你買步槍 - 她哪兒不對勁嗎 - buying you a rifle. - Is something wrong with her?
她在床上呆好幾天了 She hasn't gotten out of bed in days.
她就那樣 Just what she does.
- 哪樣 - 小漢克 - What is? - Little Hank
- 有步槍 - 小漢克是狼養大的 - has a rifle. - Little Hank's being raised by wolves.
媽媽有雙向情感障礙 小黛比 Mom's bipolar, Debs.
就像南極北極那樣嗎 Like the North and the South Pole?
- 差不多 - 那我們怎樣能幫助她 - Sort of. - Well, what can we do to help?
幫不了 只能等它消退 Not much. Just wait it out.
要多久 For how long?
直到她自己好起來 Till she snaps out of it.
就像她以前那樣 Which she always does.
只是需要些時間 It just takes time.
多希望利普在這 I wish Lip were here.
你應該給他打電話 You should call him.
- 他知道該怎麼做 - 做什麼都沒用 小黛比 - He'll know what to do. - There's nothing to do, Debs.
這病就是這樣了 It is what it is.
我來試試能不能叫她起來 I'll see if I can get her up.
伊恩 別... Ian, don't...
嘿 莫妮卡 Hey, Monica.
我今晚還想再去一次那個酒吧 I want to go back to that bar tonight.
還記得嗎 上次你帶我去的 You know, the one you took me to?
你要和我一起去嗎 Will you go with me?
來吧 會很好玩的 Come on, it'll be fun.
你可以穿紫色的衣服 You could wear that purple shirt.
來吧 莫妮卡 Come on, Monica.
來 喝點咖啡嗎 Here, you want some coffee?
寶貝 媽媽需要休息 Honey, Mom needs to rest.
可以嗎 Please?
好吧 All right.
抑鬱是可以遺傳的 Depression is hereditary.
我勒個去 Holy shit!
查一下 Look up the 10/22
10/22 魯格目標戰術步槍 Ruger target tactical rifle.
你走開 昨晚一整晚都是你的 Get away from me. You had your turn all last night.
傑拉爾多我是菲奧娜 蓋拉格 就是想問一下你... Geraldo, it's Fiona Gallahher. Was just wondering if you...
走開 Get away from me!
還有需要我來值班的嗎 ...have any extra shifts available?
她起來了嗎 Did she get up?
呃 請稍等一下 傑拉爾多 Uh, hang on a sec, Geraldo.
嘿 你去把泳池收回來... 有個流浪漢 Hey, I need you to take the pool down... there's homeless guy's
- 在裡面洗澡 - 不行 我要上班了 - bathing in it again. - I can't. Got to get to work.
該死的 不好意思 Shit. Uh, sorry.
什麼都行... 清潔 前台 Anything would be great... cleaning, front desk.
你有什麼就做什麼 Whatever you got.
我覺得我抑鬱了 I think I'm depressed.
我最近都感覺很恐慌 I've been feeling kind of funky lately.
那代表你要來大姨媽 Means you're gonna get your period soon.
是嗎 It does?
最近別穿白色衣服 Don't wear white for a while.
糟糕 那好吧 可以先記下我的名字候著嗎 That sucks. All right, will you keep my name on the list?
- 謝謝 傑拉爾多- 你好啊 我的部落 - Thanks, Geraldo. Hello, my tribe.
爸 我就要來大姨媽了 Daddy! I'm gonna get my period soon.
現在沒時間管這個 小黛比 No time for that now, Debs.
我把別克車修好了 I fixed the Buick!
像新的一樣 It's good as new!
你... 你媽在樓上嗎 Is, uh... is your mother upstairs?
- 別讓她喝酒... 會更糟糕的 - 這裡說抑鬱 - Don't be getting her drunk... it only makes things worse. - It says depression
是經期的症狀 is a symptom of menses.
小黛比 清一下電腦的內存 Debs, wipe the memory on the computer.
那去薩姆先生的當鋪 Take it down to Mr. Sam's Pawnshop.
- 看看能拿多少錢 - 什麼 不要 - See how much you can get for it. - What? No.
- 我的遊戲機也要嗎 - 所有東西 - My X-box, too? - Everything.
那是奶奶送給我們的 Grammy bought us that stuff.
是啊 莫妮卡偷了松鼠基金的錢 Yeah? Well, we have no money
我們已經沒錢了 since Monica stole the Squirrel Fund,
但我們要需要吃飯 and we need to eat!
明天感恩節 Is Lip coming home
利普會回家嗎 for Thanksgiving tomorrow?
我不知道 I don't know.
快去 回來的時候把水池收回來 Now, go. And when you get back, take the pool down
- 不然會結冰爆炸的 - 我不知道怎麼收 - before it freezes and cracks. - I don't know how!
你自己想辦法 不會很難 You'll figure it out; it's not that hard.
利普 Lip?
快去 Go.
莫妮卡起來 Monica, get up.
我們要去開車旅行 We're going on a road trip.
- 不 不去 - 我們要去看望克萊頓 - No. No. - We're gonna go see Clayton.
- 莫妮卡 - 不 - Moni... - No!
從你的兔子洞裡出來 Back out of the rabbit hole.
快點... 起來 Come on... up!
快起床 Up you go!
我需要你幫忙 還記得嗎 I need your help. Remember,
我跟你說過我媽在她死前把她所有的錢 I told you my mother mailed all her money to my brothers
- 都寄給我兄弟了 - 弗蘭克 別煩我 - before she died? - Frank, leave me alone.
這是我的錢 Well, that's my money.
我應得的 I deserve it.
我在她死前還陪在她床邊 I was with her on her death bed.
我付了住院費 I paid the hospital bills
還包辦了葬禮 and made the funeral arrangements.
這兒都有點臭了 A little ripe there. We better
我得給你洗個澡 get you in the shower.
不 弗蘭克 拜託 No, Frank, please...
親愛的 我需要你對克萊頓 Honey, I need you to work
施展美人計 your feminine wiles on Clayton.
他一直都對你有意思 He's always had a woody for you.
你要對她做什麼 What are you doing with her?
讓她離開這房子 Getting her out of the house.
曬曬太陽 補充點維他命D A little sunshine. A little vitamin D.
- 她得繼續吃藥 - 我是她丈夫 - She needs to go back on her meds. - I'm her husband.
我想我知道怎樣是最好的 I think I know what's best.
準備好了嗎 Okay, you ready?
你洗澡時不能躺下 You can't lie down in the shower.
還有 尿尿完不許用廁紙 Also, you never use toilet paper on your dick
擦你的小弟弟 after you take a piss.
甩甩乾淨 然後沖掉 You tap the end, let the drops fall off, flush.
有點父親的感覺嘛 That's very fatherly.
你真的就想告訴你的小孩這些嗎 Is that really what you want to tell your kid?
如果這能避免 Well, if it'll prevent him from
他被人所在衣帽間裡 being heckled in the locker room
當然了 by other guys, absolutely.
為什麼那對家長要讓你 Why'd the parents get you to make this
- 做這部白癡視頻 - 他們沒有 - stupid video anyway? -Oh, they didn't.
是我自己的點子 I thought of it on my own.
我想給我兒子一些生存法則 I wanted to give my son some tools to survive.
你好 我是曼蒂 Hi. I'm Mandy.
我不是你的親媽 I'm not your real mom.
她不想和你有任何關係 She didn't want anything to do with you.
你真有臉說 我肚子裡的還不算是個孩子 只是細胞什麼的 Look who's talking. Well, mine was barely a baby. Like, eight cells or something.
- 你在幹嘛 - 你覺得我在幹嘛 - What are you doing? - What does it look like I'm doing?
好了 我們得完成這個視頻 Hey, come on, we need to finish the video.
你邊被口交邊和你孩子說話 這樣爽嗎 Wouldn't it be cool if you're getting a blow job and talking to your kid at the same time?
好吧 那還是等會兒再錄吧 Yeah, I guess we can finish the video later.
你知道嗎 You know, this will be
這是我們第三次上床了 the third time we've been together.
通常在第三次之後 我要麼就結束這段 Usually after the third time, I either stop
要麼就得確定關係 or we have to figure it out.
- 確定關係 - 是的 - Figure it out? - Yeah.
就像 我們現在是什麼關係這些 Like, what we're doing and stuff.
我以為我們只是在一起玩玩 Well, I thought we were just hanging out.
那我們還是結束吧 Maybe we should stop.
不 我不想停 N-No, I don't want to stop.
所以 我們 So, uh, we're gonna
要確定關係嗎 figure it out and stuff?
當然 Absolutely.
好的 馬上來 Yeah, coming.
客房服務員真是越來越火辣了 Well, room service is getting hotter.
他在嗎 Is he here?
現在不在 Uh, not at the moment,
但是是的 他在這住了幾個禮拜了 but yes. He's been here for weeks now.
你為什麼還不照我說的把他趕走 Why haven't you kicked him out like I said?
因為不是你叫我做的每件事我都要做的 Because I don't do everything you tell me to do.
從什麼時候開始的 Since when?
你都不信守諾言 How am I supposed to trust you
我還怎麼相信你 if you don't keep your word?
我從來沒說過我要趕他走 其實 I never said I would kick him out. In fact,
我讓他住在這是幫了你一個忙 I was doing you a favor by letting him stay here.
真的嗎 因為你是個良好市民嗎 Really? Because you're such an upstanding citizen?
你又讓他幹嘛 偷車嗎 What do you have him doing? Stealing cars?
利普現在一團糟 他因為凱倫的事情心情很低落 Lip's a mess. He's upset about Karen.
經常酗酒 Drinking like a fish.
他到家就會好了 He'll be fine once he comes home.
關於青少年你到底懂些什麼 Do you know anything about teenage boys?
你不能對他們下最後通牒 You can't give them ultimatums.
馬科 Marco!
- 天啊 - 他馬上就到 - Oh, my God. - Here soon!
我們去接他 We pick up!
喲 馬科 馬科 Yo, Marco, Marco.
你是 Uh, you are?
好的 我們馬上到 Okay, yeah, we'll be right there.
就 Just...
你好 菲奧娜 Oh, hola, Fiona.
聽著 是這樣的 菲奧娜 Listen, here's the thing, Fiona.
我想和你在一起 但我不像那些孩子 I want to be with you, but I'm not one of those kids
你能使喚來使喚去 you can just boss around.
抱歉 我現在得去 I'm sorry, now I got to go
接我老婆的男朋友了 pick up my wife's boyfriend.
莫妮卡 你還好嗎 How you doing there, Moni?
還撐得住嗎 You hanging in?
想像一下 Just think,
我們在幾個小時之內就會變富有 in a few hours we're gonna be rich.
你覺得我們能要多少錢 How much you think we can soak him for?
一旦你施展你的魅力 Once you turn on your charm,
我們從克萊頓那兒就能想拿多少拿多少 we can get whatever we want from Clayton.
我瞭解我的莫妮卡 I know my Monica.
可以從男人那裡得到一切 Get anything from a man.
該死 Hell,
你偷走了我的心 you took my heart.
從克萊頓那拿錢簡直輕而易舉 Ah, money from Clayton will be easy.
我不行 弗蘭克 I can't, Frank.
你當然行 Of course you can.
有點信仰 Have a little faith.
上帝不存在 There is no God.
不不不 我是說 No, no, no, I'm saying.
這個 Here.
有點信仰 Have a little faith.
當鋪的薩姆就是個混蛋 Mr. Sam at the pawn shop's a douche.
不讓我用iPad換魯格槍 Wouldn't trade me an iPad for a Ruger.
沒人會給你槍的 卡爾 No one's gonna let you have a gun, Carl.
小漢克就有一把 因為他爸 Little Hank gets to have one. Because his dad
搶劫了一批軍貨 hijacked a bunch of military cargo.
我們得把池子的水放干 康拉德 We got to empty the pool out, Conrad.
你們得出去 You guys got to get out of here.
給 把這截管子 Here, go screw this end of the hose
接到托尼家的龍頭上 into Tony's spigot
好把這裡面的水放干 so we can siphon the water out.
或者我們可以這樣做 Or we could just do it this way.
卡爾 Carl!
我明年夏天會補好的 I'll patch it up next summer.
下次見 See ya.
很抱歉我們毀了你的浴缸 康拉德 Sorry we ruined your bathtub, Conrad.
沒事的 It's okay; I'll go down
我去懷特前面的噴泉洗澡就好 to the fountain in front of the Hyatt.
還沒結冰 Hasn't frozen over yet.
你為什麼不去免費的診所裡洗澡呢 Can't you just shower at the free clinic?
我喜歡浴缸 I like baths.
童年情節 A childhood thing.
怎麼板著張臉 Why the long face?
我覺得我得抑鬱症了 I think I have depression.
這是遺傳的 It's hereditary.
我媽就有 My mother has it.
過來 坐一會兒 Well, come here, have a seat.
我能告訴你點關於抑鬱症的事 I can tell you a few things about depression.
你介意先把褲子穿上嗎 Mind if you put your pants on first?
為什麼我們要在這裡見他 Hey, why are we meeting him here?
他因為覺得海關會跟著他 Well, he's paranoid that customs might've tailed him
等他出集裝箱就逮捕他而疑神疑鬼 once he finally got out of the shipping container.
- 那是他嗎 - 埃斯特 埃斯特 快出來 - Is that him? - Este, Este, get out here.
好 好 Yep, yep,
應該是他 I think this is him.
# 二三四 # Two, three four
# 聽著 寶貝 # Listen, baby
# 你知道這是真的 # You know it's true
# 沒有另一邊 # There's another side
# 全是為了你 寶貝# It's all for you. Oh baby.
# 是真的 # Yes, it's true
# 全是為了你 # All for you
這是給你的五千塊 朋友 There's your five grand, my friend.
# 寶貝 你是我的唯一 # Oh, baby! You're the only one for me
真溫馨 That's quite a homecoming.
真愛 True love.
# 你是我的唯一 # The only one for me
插個《疤面煞星》裡的笑話 Insert Scarface joke here.
你還好嗎 Hey, how are you?
我拿行李 Grab that...
好了 準備好了嗎 All right, you ready?
驚喜 Surprise.
別這樣 Aw, come on.
天啊 弗蘭克 你他媽在這裡幹嘛 Aw, Jesus, Frank, what the fuck are you doing here?
就這樣和你最愛的兄弟打招呼 Is that any way to greet your favorite brother?
不 不 你們不能進來 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You can't come in.
- 弗蘭克 - 克萊頓 - Frank. - Oh, Clayton.
還是一樣帥 Handsome as ever.
在老媽快死的時候 Why didn't you come by
你怎麼不來看看她 克萊頓 to visit Mommy when she was dying, Clayton?
因為知道她去世後 Because I didn't even know
我才知道她已經出獄了 she was out of prison until after she was dead.
我只能一個人照顧她 I had to take care of her all by myself.
我有點渴了 I'm a little thirsty. is the kitchen
- 廚房在這兒嗎 - 求你了 莫妮卡 別 - in here? - Please, Monica, don't...
聽說她給你和懷特還有傑瑞 Heard she sent you, Wyatt
寄錢了 and Jerry her money.
是寄了一些 A few dollars, yeah.
她什麼都沒留給我 Didn't leave me anything.
- 你老婆在嗎 - 不在 - Is the wifey here? - No.
她在上班 Work.
什麼聲音 弗蘭克 她在幹嘛 What was that? Frank, what is she doing?
既然老媽臨死前都是我照顧的 Seems to me it's only fair that you and I
分了比這筆錢 split the money, since I
因為是我給媽媽送終的 looked after Mommy on her death bed.
我一直想喝喝看凱歌香檳 Wow, I've always wanted to try Veuve Clicquot.
這是我們為慶祝感恩節剛買的 Aw, we just bought that for Thanksgiving!
節日愉快 Oh. Happy Holidays.
行了 你們真得走了 Okay, really. You have to go now.
抱歉 錢不到手我不走 Not without my share of the money. I'm sorry,
弗蘭克 我沒錢給你 Frank, there's nothing for me to give you.
都花光了 Okay, the money's spent.
我都用來還貸款了 I used it to catch up on the mortgage.
好吧 這樣吧 Fine, be that way.
你一分錢都不願意給 You don't want to give me any money,
那就讓你良心受譴責吧 克萊頓 let it rest on your conscience, Clayton.
現在我要去一下洗手間 Now, I'm going to go to the bathroom, and then
然後我們就各走各路了 we will be out of your hair for good.
好久不見 是嗎 Long time, huh?
過來 Come here, you.
莫妮卡 別這樣 Oh, Monica, don't do this.
別怎樣 Do what?
別靠我這麼近 Get so close to me.
就像以前我們一起 You mean like when we did
在米斯基公園嗑藥 一起賣T恤的時候嗎 PCP at Comiskey Park and sold T-shirts?
你那時可是帥小伙 You were quite the ladies' man then.
我不會給你們錢的 I'm not gonna give you any money.
可你要知道不給個幾千 Well, you know Frank is not gonna
弗蘭克是不會走的 leave here without a couple thousands.
- 天哪 - 所以你最好還是把你的本撈回來 - Oh, my God. - So, you might as well get your money's worth.
莫妮卡 我不能 Monica, I-I can't.
我以為你拒絕不了我 I thought you couldn't resist me.
對不起 I'm sorry.
不 不 不 我不能 不能 No, no, no. No, I can't, I can't.
我已經結婚了 I-I'm married.
我有孩子了 I-I have kids.
抱歉 你們得走了 I'm sorry, you're gonna have to go.
- 是嗎 - 怎麼了 - Yeah? - What?
你幹什麼 What are you doing?
親愛的 不 你不能躺在這 Sweetheart, no, you can't lie down here.
別 別 別 No, no, no. No, no, no.
你這是幹嘛 別 別 別 What-what are you doing? No, no, no, no.
你得起來 你不能躺在這 You got to get up, you can't lie down.
- 親愛的 親愛的 - 你把她怎麼了 - Honey, honey... - What did you do to her?
沒怎麼 我們只是聊聊 Nothing, we were just talking.
怎麼了 Hey, what's going on? Huh?
他不想要我 He didn't want me.
沒事的 That's okay.
我是個醜老太婆 I'm an ugly old hag.
- 不是的 - 是的 - That is not true. - Yeah.
不 你很美 No, you're beautiful.
該死 Fuck.
你真的很美 You are.
我帶你回家 I'm gonna take you home.
好嗎 沒事的 Okay? It's okay.
我和你還沒完 I'm not finished with you yet.
你餓嗎 馬科 Are you hungry, Marco?
我覺得他現在暫時 Yeah, I don't think he really gives a shit
不會在意餓不餓 about food right now.
好吧 All right.
啊 小可愛 用力 使勁 馬科 用力
我親愛的小蕩婦 你可想死我了
可能是的 Probably right.
你姐姐要把我逼瘋了 我不知道 Your sister's driving me crazy, I don't know
要怎麼做才能讓她再一次 what it's gonna take for her to trust me.
- 相信我 - 這你能怪她嗎 - Again. - Can you blame her?
你自己組建了一個家庭 You know, you have a whole other family.
起初你叫史蒂夫 後來又改成吉米 First, your name was Steve, then Jimmy.
人間蒸發去了巴西 You know, you disappear to Brazil.
回來卻有了家室 Come back married.
你這麼做實在很難讓人相信你 You know, it's kind of a tough way to build up trust.
但我真的是一個值得信賴的人 I really am trustworthy, though.
是的 可你得做些什麼證明這一點 Yeah, well, you're gonna have to do something bold to prove it.
我下面都是你的 Oh, my pussy for you.
是的 寶貝 就這樣 Yeah, babe, like that.
行了 夥計 你放我下車把 All right, dude, you got to get me out of this car.
我受不了了 停在這行嗎 I'm getting too horned out, pull over here?
操 Fuck.
準備好回家了嗎 You ready to go home yet?
你想擺脫我 Are you trying to get rid of me?
只是隨便問問 Just wondering.
沒 我覺得我受夠了住在家裡的日子 No, you know what, I think I'm done living at home.
我喜歡自力更生 I like being on my own.
你說自力更生是指睡在豪華旅館裡 And by being on your own you mean sleeping
我房間的沙發上 on my couch at the Ritz?
回見 See ya.
別擔心 這也沒什麼奇怪的 Don't worry, this isn't too weird.
# 幹得她欲罷不能 # Make her booty bounce, bounce, b-bounce, bounce
# 幹得她欲罷不能 # Make her booty bounce...
我們把什麼塞在火雞裡呢 So, what kind of stuffing should we make?
我喜歡香腸 I like the one with sausage in it.
那就香腸吧 Then sausage
就這麼決定了 we shall have.
- 因為我愛你 - 謝謝 媽媽 - Because I love you. - Thanks, Mom.
我是不會做任何 And I would never do anything
令你難過或傷害你的事的 to upset you or to hurt you.
- 好 - 至少不會故意這麼做 - Okay. - At least not on purpose.
我知道 I know.
我並不是說 That's not to say
我會因為某些需求昏了頭 some urges might overtake me,
讓我不清醒 and cause me to think unclearly
做些連我自己都 and do things that I'm shamefully,
感到非常尷尬的事 shamefully embarrassed about.
你是在說你睡了喬迪的事嗎 Is this about you sleeping with Jody?
什麼 What?
不 是的 No.... Yes.
可能吧 Maybe.
- 你知道這事 - 是的 媽媽 - You know about that? - Yeah, Mom.
親愛的 真的對不起 Honey, I'm so sorry.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
那是個意外 It was an accident.
意外 An accident where
讓他的雞巴進了你陰道的意外嗎 his penis slipped into your vagina?
- 天哪 - 嘿 - Oh, God. - Hey.
嘿 怎麼了 Hey, what's going on?
我媽媽剛告訴我 My mom was just telling me
她是怎麼睡了喬迪的 how she fucked Jody.
親愛的 Sweetheart!
不是那樣的 It was not like that.
好樣的 希莉婭 Way to go, Sheila.
知道嗎 媽媽 You know what, Mom?
我不介意的 I don't care.
事實上 我希望你多睡他幾次 In fact, I want you to screw him more.
一直睡他 Screw him all the time.
把他帶走 他是你的了 Take him, he's yours.
別讓他再纏著我了 Get him off my back.
喬迪 進來 Jody, get in here!
他要進來 現在嗎 He's coming in here? Now?
我得和你談談 Hey, I need to talk to you.
為什麼 你也睡過我媽嗎 Why? You fuck my mom, too?
沒錯 報復心理作祟 Yeah, payback's a bitch.
- 你要生孩子了 - 不是 - Are you having the baby? - No.
幫她塞火雞 Help her with the stuffing
或者是別的你倆可以 or whatever it is that you guys do
- 一起做的事 - 好的 - together. - Oh, okay.
嗨 Hi.
天哪 Jesus.
你找我什麼事 So, what do you want?
我在想 I was wondering if you, uh,
你決定把孩子 decided on a couple
- 送給哪對夫妻了嗎 - 決定了 - to give the baby to yet. - Yup.
馬克和塞萊斯特 Mark and Celeste.
為什麼是他們 Why them?
他們給我的錢最多 八千 They gave me the most cash, eight grand.
好吧 但我覺得 也許傑夫和阿拉那更好 Okay, but I was thinking, um, you know, maybe Jeff and Alana.
他們大概 只肯給我五千 They only gave me, like, five.
沒錯 但是 right, but, uh,
傑夫和阿拉那 Jeff and Alana
會是更好的家長 would be better parents.
他們給的錢沒馬克和塞萊斯特給的多 Seems unfair they should get the kid
把孩子給他們貌似不太公平 if Mark and Celeste paid more.
好吧 如果你不樂意 那就把你手機給我 Fine, if you're gonna pout about it, just give me your phone.
你現在就聯繫他們嗎 You're gonna call 'em now?
免得夜長夢多 Might as well get it over with.
我準備週五做剖腹產 I scheduled a C-section for Friday.
- 什麼 - 我想讓孩子快點出來 - What? - I want this thing out of me.
- 我等不了兩周了 - 我的天 - I can't wait two weeks. - Holy shit.
我週五就要見這小傢伙了嗎 I'm gonna see the little guy on Friday?
是的 但也只能看一眼 Yep, for, like, a second.
你好 塞萊斯特 我是凱倫傑克遜 Hi, Celeste, it's Karen Jackson.
我打算自己撫養孩子了 Yeah, I decided to keep the baby.
我不能把他送走 真的很抱歉 I can't give it away, I'm so sorry.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
嗯 你也是 Yeah, you, too.
再見 Bye.
搞定 那家電話多少 Okay, where's the next number?
嗨 菲奧娜 Hi, Fiona.
嘿 小黛比 你好髒 Hey, Debs, you're filthy.
- 去洗個澡 - 卡爾 - Go take a shower. - Carl,
我搞定了一般的游泳池 I took down half of the pool.
其他的得交給你了 You have to do the rest.
我猜明天我們不吃火雞了 Guess we're not having turkey tomorrow.
太貴了 要用從當鋪當來的錢付賬單 Too expensive. Got to use pawnshop money for the bills.
但這挺像火雞的 是嗎 But it kind of looks like a turkey, doesn't it?
是的 挺不錯的 Yeah, it's pretty good.
這個聞起來不錯 This smells good.
我要把這些賣給個西街的坎貝爾夫人 I'm selling those to Mrs. Campbell over on Western.
二十元一個 20 bucks a pop.
我再也不擔心我會得抑鬱症了 So I'm not worried I have depression anymore.
- 為什麼 怎麼了 - 我和我的朋友康拉德聊過了 - Why, what happened? - Talked to my friend Conrad.
他說抑鬱症是隔代傳的 Says depression usually skips a generation.
康拉德 Conrad?
我們泳池裡那個流浪漢 The homeless guy in our pool.
好吧 Okay.
即便不是隔代遺傳 And even if it doesn't skip a generation,
在家族中的出現概率不過百分之二十 it usually only runs in 20% of the family.
五個裡面有一個 這還算可以 One in five-- those are okay odds.
根據我想的 應該會是利普 Way I figure it, it's going to be Lip.
他已經在半道上了 He's halfway there as it is.
也許你不該把他掃地出門的 Probably shouldn't have kicked him out.
這是利普 別說個沒完 留言就行 It's Lip. Don't be a douche, leave a message.
希望你知道明天讓你回家過感恩節 Hope you know you're invited for Thanksgiving tomorrow.
打給我 Call me.
愛你 Love you.
留言刪除 Message deleted.
- 真誠希望你在裡茲酒店過得愉快 - 天啊 - We hope you enjoy your stay with us at the Ritz-Carlton. - Jesus,
你搞什麼 年紀大聽不見了 what are you, an old man?!
我們保證我們五星級 We're sure that our five-star...
我去 他們還在搞 Holy shit... they're still fucking?
有時是打架 實在看不出來差別 Sometimes it's fighting. Can't really tell the difference.
我們的賓館 Our hotel...
動靜小一點 Don't be rubbing your apple in there.
兩邊我都聽不清了 I can't listen to it from both sides.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 小傢伙 Hey, little guy.
我覺得是時候搞定這個了 Uh, I think I'm going to end this now
因為週五你就要來到這個世界了 'cause you're coming into the world on Friday.
我希望能和你帶上幾分鐘 I hope I get to hang out with you for a few minutes
因為之後要把你交給你的新父母 before we hand you over to your new parents.
我想他們會好好照顧你 I think they're really going to take very good care of you.
你知道 我本希望是我們來做這些 You know, I wish it could have been us.
可是 But, um...
現在事情 well, things are pretty messed up
一團糟 所以 around here, so...
如果你想 Um... You ever want
和我聯繫 也沒問題 to get in touch with me, though, that, that would be cool.
你知道 只需要找這張醜臉就行 You know, just, uh, just look for this ugly mug.
我會在你身邊的 You know, I'll be around.
哪兒也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
好了 放輕鬆 夥計 All right, take it easy, buddy.
你操了這個人
他是我老公
我不會再找你了
說英語 馬科 這是怎麼了 English. Marco, what's going on?
我大老遠跑來就是為了和一個蕩婦在一起
需要我提醒你 你操了我妹妹嗎
操她和操你沒什麼區別 所以不算
等等 那不疼嗎 Wait, doesn't that fucking hurt?
啥 What?
- 沒事 - 利普 他們在說什麼 - Nothing. - Uh, Lip, what are they saying?
我想他很火大 I think he's probably pissed
因為你上了埃斯特法尼亞 because you fucked Estefania?
- 你也上了埃斯特法尼亞- 不不不 - You fucked Estefania, too? - No, no, no.
他上了埃斯特法尼亞 He fucked Estefania.
我們結婚了啊 Because we were married!
埃斯特法尼亞去拿我的槍 Estefania, get my gun.
他告訴她去拿槍 He just told her to get his gun.
我知道 他說的是英語 I know, he said it in English.
- 不 親愛的 不 - 聽她的 馬科 - No, amor, no. - Listen to her, Marco.
我說了拿槍
等等 等等 Uh, uh, wait, wait, wait,
等等 等等 w-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
馬科 你看起來是講理的人 Marco, you look like a reasonable man.
- 我們可以解決這個 - 怎麼解決 - We can work this out. - Como?
怎麼做 夥計 How, man?
利普 Uh, Lip,
- 去拿我的包 - 好的 - go to my bag. - Yep, okay.
拿我的身份證 Get my, uh, I.D.
護照 and passport.
給馬科 Give it to Marco.
馬科你現在是我了 用我的身份 Marco, you're me now. Take my identity, yeah.
這他媽是你的照片 夥計 It's your fucking picture here, man.
一個小整形 Little plastic surgery,
新髮型 問題就不大了 new haircut, you'll be golden.
是 我確實覺得你倆有點像 Yeah, I definitely see a resemblance.
假如埃斯特的老爸來找你 馬科 And if Este's dad comes looking for you, Marco,
他仍然是嫁給了史蒂夫 威爾頓 你倆就沒事了 she'll still be married to Steve Wilton, the two of you will be safe.
聽起來是個萬全之策 That sounds like a foolproof plan.
可以嗎 We good?
好 Yeah.
老子再也不想看到你了 I never want to see you again.
- 沒問題 - 現在 夥計 - Yeah, not a problem. - Now, man.
你他媽看什麼 夥計 The fuck you looking at, man?
- 滾 - 沒問題 - Out, out! - Sure, yeah, right.
我馬上 I'm-- just got to...
好 Okay.
那是搞什麼 What the hell was that?
你告訴我要做無畏之事的 You told me to do something bold.
# 這是宇宙的黑暗 一如原樣 # It's the universal blackness, au natural
# 當我搖晃 當我搖晃 # When I rock, when I rock
# 當我搖晃 當我搖晃 # When I rock, when I rock, when I rock, when I rock
# 這是宇宙的黑暗 一如原樣 # It's the universal blackness, au natural
# 這是宇宙的黑暗 一切自然 # It's the universal blackness, all natural...
# 這是宇宙的黑暗 一如原樣 # It's the universal blackness, au natural
# 這是宇宙的黑暗 # It's the universal blackness...
嘿 帥哥 Hey, hot stuff.
等什麼呢 你想進去 What are you waiting for? You want to go inside?
來吧 Come on.
羅傑 我們一起的 Roger, he's with us.
我喜歡我的人紅頭髮 I like my men red.
我打算叫你金吉 I'm gonna call you Ginger.
我很抱歉 弗蘭克 I'm so sorry, Frank.
沒關係 莫妮卡 沒關係 It's okay, Moni, it's okay.
你不用一直道歉 You, you don't have to keep apologizing.
可我搞砸了一切 But I've ruined everything.
不 我們下次再找機會從克萊頓那裡拿錢 No, we'll get the money from Clayton some other time.
來 坐這兒 Here, just...
一切 Everything's...
一切都會好起來 Everything's gonna be fine.
要啤酒嗎 You want a beer?
我不渴 I'm not thirsty.
沒人喝啤酒是因為口渴 No one drinks beer because they're thirsty.
我還有兩兄弟可以去要錢 I got two more brothers we can get money from.
傑瑞是軟蛋 Jerry's weak.
他很快就會上鉤 He'll roll over quick.
莫妮卡 Moni?
莫妮卡 Monica? Monica?
莫妮卡 Monica.
莫妮卡 Monica?
你們在樓梯下幹什麼 What are you doing under the stairs?
出來 從裡面出來吧 Come on, come on now, get out from there.
莫妮卡 我們上樓去 Monica, let's go upstairs.
我不想再做自己了 I don't want to be me anymore.
# 頭一次 # The first time ever
# 我看到你的面龐 # I saw your face
# 我以為太陽 # I thought the sun rose
# 在你眼中升起 # In your eyes
# 還有月亮和繁星 # And the moon and stars
# 是你給夜空 # Were the gift you gave
# 的禮物 # To the dark
# 寂寥的星空 我的愛 # And the empty skies, my love
# 致黑暗 # To the dark
# 和寂寥的星空 # And the empty skies.
嘿 金吉 反應快點 Hey, Ginger, think fast.
地方不錯 Sweeplace you got.
是啊 我們公司在全國都有這樣的公寓 Yeah, we have company condos all over the country.
你們做什麼的 Hmm, what do you do?
房地產 Real estate.
我住在邁阿密 I live in Miami.
你介意我晚上睡這兒嗎 You mind if I, uh, sleep here for the night?
怎麼 不想回家睡 What, you don't like it at home?
對我來說沒問題 Well, hey, that's no problem for me, huh?
我們再來第三回合 We can go round three, huh?
來吧 Come on.
來了 我能搞定你 兄弟 Get it. I can take you, brother.
好了 All right!
來了來了 I'm coming.
誰忘拿鑰匙了 Who forgot their keys?
我把利普趕出去了 I kicked Lip out.
- 他去哪兒了 - 我不知道 - Where'd he go? - I don't know.
- 你不知道 - 你有沒讓我去查 - You don't know? - You didn't ask me to find out
他去哪兒了 你讓我把他掃地出門 where he was going. You asked me to kick him out.
沒錯 對不起 You're right, I'm sorry.
- 謝謝 - 不客氣 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
他怎麼接受的 How'd he take it?
沒什麼事 想去樓上嗎 Seemed fine. You want to go upstairs?
不 已經給你感謝之吻了 No, you got a thank-you kiss.
就這個 That's it?
你還想要什麼 What were you expecting?
能在你沙發上過夜嗎 Can I spend the night on your couch?
- 為什麼 - 這樣我明天就能在這兒參加感恩節了 - Why? - Then I'll be here tomorrow for Thanksgiving.
誰說請你來了 Who said you're invited?
我把利普趕出去了 I kicked Lip out.
我去給你拿個枕頭和毯子 I'll get you a pillow and blanket.
想我了 是吧 Missed me, huh?
是啊 聽著 Yeah. Um, hey, look,
我能在你這兒呆一晚嗎 is it... is it all right if I stay over tonight?
見不到我半天都過不下去嗎 Couldn't go 12 hours without seeing me, could ya?
打到鴨子了 I shot a duck!
這不是鴨子 That's no duck.
這是禿鷲 That's a bald eagle.
感恩節快樂 Happy Thanksgiving.
早上好 史蒂夫 Morning, Steve.
知道嗎 小黛比 我們做個官方聲明 You know what, Debs? Let's make it official.
別再叫史蒂夫 從現在起 叫我吉米 No more Steve. From now on, it's Jimmy.
- 好 - 不賴 - Okay. - Cool.
- 真的嗎 - 是啊 - Really? - Yup.
敬吉米 To Jimmy!
- 敬吉米 吉米 - To Jimmy! - Jimmy!
-乾杯 - 乾杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
知道嗎 我要叫你睡覺流哈喇子的吉米 You know, I'm gonna call you Jimmy pillow drooler.
閉上鳥嘴 我才沒有 Shut the fuck up. I do not.
不 我向上帝發誓 你就這樣 No, I swear to God. This is you.
- 你在幹什麼 - 你覺得呢 - What are you doing over there? - What's it look like?
- 拔禿鷲的毛 - 啥玩意 - Plucking a bald eagle. - What?
卡爾在院子裡打下來的 Carl shot it in the yard.
用什麼打的 這是違法的 With what? That's against the law.
- 我已經對他批評教育了 - 然後取出了子彈 - I already gave him a lecture. - And took out the bullets.
這裡寫著密西根半島 It says there was a re-release program
有一個再發行的節目 in the Michigan peninsula.
把底特律動物園飼養的 Let out ten bald eagles
十隻禿鷹放歸自然 that had been raised
結果其中一隻 in the Detroit Zoo into the wild.
昨天晚上來我這了 And one of them came to me last night.
- 它腿上有個東西 - 那是個追蹤設備 - You know, there is something on his leg. - That's a tracking device.
他們靠這個來監控禿鷹在哪築巢 That way, they can monitor where it nests.
- 那就是說 有人知道我們抓了這只 - 可能吧 - So, somebody knows that we have it? - Probably.
噢 它肯定很疼吧 對不對 兄弟 Uh, it must have hurt, huh, buddy?
咱一槍命中 Got him on my first shot.
這裡說亂搞禿鷹 Says tampering with a bald eagle
追蹤器在法律上 tracker is
是要被懲罰的 punishable by law.
解決了 Problem solved.
來 卡爾 快毀滅證據 Here, Carl, get rid of the evidence.
呃! Eww!
看來我們可以把它留到週末啦 Guess we can save this for the weekend.
為什麼 我們感恩節吃什麼 Why? What are we having for Thanksgiving?
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no. No.
就像某人期望的那樣 It's just like the pilgrims intended.
感恩節快樂 Happy Thanksgiving.
別這樣 Stop it.
我現在沒心情 I'm not in the mood.
你怎麼會沒心情呢 You're always in the mood.
來個手活好不好 How about a little handy J?
你什麼都不用干 You don't have to do anything.
我來就行了 I'll do all the work.
這就對了嘛 That's a girl.
莫妮卡 你得握緊一下 Moni, you got to squeeze a little.
你又該吃藥了 是吧 Time for you to go back on your meds, huh?
對呀 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
我去給你拿 I'll get you some.
咱們什麼時候告訴伊恩 When should we tell Ian?
告訴他什麼 Tell him what?
我們的事 About us?
- 嘿 - 滾出去 - Yo. - Get the hell out!
怎麼啦 搞得太興奮啦 曼蒂 What, are you Gallagher hopping, Mandy?
老爸沒教你 Dad said you had to knock
進門前要敲門嗎 before you came in.
我們要找個人幫忙去搞點酒 Need someone to do a beer run.
你們兩個廢材 Yeah, just 'cause you two retards
酒後駕車也別讓我 have DUIs don't make me
當你們的免費勞工 your personal chauffeur.
- 沒事 我來吧 - 那好啊 No, I'll do it. Yeah, cool.
謝謝啊 Yeah. Thanks.
然後我們還可以去胡安那裡弄點墨西哥卷當早餐啊 We can go get breakfast burritos at Juan's truck after.
- 我都不知道這事還可以用火雞油管來做 - 親愛的 - I didn't know you could do that with a turkey baster. - Oh, honey...
弗蘭克 Frank.
- 希莉婭 - 你怎麼在這 - Sheila. - What are you doing here?
我過來祝你 感恩節快樂 I came by to wish you... happy Thanksgiving!
感恩節快樂 弗蘭克 Happy Thanksgiving, Frank.
他怎麼在這裡 What the hell is he doing here?
你去哪了 Where have you been?
噢 希拉 Oh, Sheils.
我真的不想說 但一定要說 I... I really didn't want to have to tell you this.
說什麼 莫妮卡回來了嗎 What? That Monica's back?
你聽說了 You heard about that?
- 對啊 - 噢 - Yes. - Oh.
那你 生氣嗎 Are you... are you mad?
- 其實不生氣 - 可不是 - I'm not, actually. - Yeah.
我媽跟我前任搞上了 Mom fucked my ex.
你睡了利普 You slept with Lip?
- 啊 當然不是啦 - 是我 - Oh, God, no. - It was me.
- 你跟他睡了 - 對 - You slept with him? - Yes.
對呀 Yes, I did.
老天啊 Oh, my God!
希莉婭 Sheila!
你怎麼能這樣對我 How could you do this to me?
我的心啊 碎得一片片的 My heart-- it's broken.
我可能會因此抑鬱好長時間 I'm probably gonna go through a lot of depression over this.
天啊 我可能需要點抗抑鬱的藥了 Oh, God. Could use some antidepressants.
鋰 你有嗎 Lithium... if you've got it?
- 好吧 行吧 弗蘭克 - 天 - All right, okay, Frank. - God!
弗蘭克 別生希莉婭的氣好嗎 Frank, please don't be upset with Sheila.
都是我的錯 It's my fault.
靠 丫的 Shit! Fuck! Cock!
我剛剛尿褲子了 Did I just piss myself?
是孩子 It's the baby.
啊 親愛的 你要生孩子了 Oh! Honey, you're gonna have the baby!
我去幫你拿你的東西 啊 天啊 I'll go get your suitcase. Oh, my God!
我要當外婆了 I'm gonna be a grandma.
- 嗯 對啊 - 太激動了 - Yeah, I know. - This is exciting!
我拿到箱子了 拿到箱子了 I got your suitcase! I got your suitcase!
好啦 好啦 寶貝 Okay, okay. Sweetie...
誰去拿個毛巾之類的 Somebody get some towels or something.
我們馬上回來 We'll be right back.
- 要點什麼嗎 - 抱歉咯 - Want anything? - Too bad.
咱們這個週末幹點什麼 What should we do this weekend?
凱倫明天生孩子 Karen's actually having the baby tomorrow.
那 什麼時候 So... Whatime?
弄完之後想去看電影嗎 Want to see a movie after?
應該吧 I-I guess?
- 那好啊 - 嘿 曼蒂 拜託你啊 - Okay, cool. - Whoa. Mandy, come on.
- 你哥哥就在那呢 - 我很快的 - Your brothers are right there. - I'll be fast.
說真的 他們離我們就只有二十英尺 別這樣啊 Seriously. They're, like, 20 feet away. Come on.
搞什麼鬼 What the fuck?!
把收銀櫃打開 快 Open the fucking register! Let's go! Let's go!
曼蒂 你不是說他們只是來弄點酒的嗎 Mandy, I thought you said they were getting beer.
這是種籠統的說法 A euphemism.
- 快點啊老頭 - 快走啊 都拿著 - Come on, old man! Let's go! - Pick it all up!
天啊 Jesus!
我靠 Shit!
你要幹什麼 Where the hell are you going?!
我們得趕快走 We got to get out of here!
快回到車裡啊 Get back in the car!
肯定要逃了 我才不回去 Got to get out. No fucking way!
你跟我上完床就想走人 You're gonna fuck me and walk away?
去你丫的 Fuck you!
混蛋 利普 去你的 Asshole, Lip! Eat shit.
曼蒂 Mandy!
喂 Hello?
等等 她 Wait. She is?
天啊 Oh, my God.
哦 孩子 好吧 All right, the baby, yeah.
好吧 我馬上過去 All right, all right, I'll be right there.
用不了多少填料啊 Didn't take much stuffing.
這得烤多久 How long we supposed to cook it for?
火雞是每磅二十分鐘 20 minut a pound for turkey.
我們可不能在感恩節吃禿鷹啊 來 We are not having bald eagle for Thanksgiving. Here.
- 哇 這可真大 - 不用謝 小蒂姆 - Whoa, this thing's huge. - You're welcome, Tiny Tim.
- 那這個怎麼辦 - 扔了 - What are we supposed to do with this? - Toss it?
才不扔呢 打到 殺死 吃掉 這是獵人的規矩 Hell, no. Hunt it, kill it, eat it. The hunter's code.
把美利堅合眾國自由與民主最威嚴的象徵符號 There's no way we're gonna let the most sacred symbol of
就這麼白白浪費掉是絕對不可取的 American freedom and individual liberty go to waste.
我把它放進冰箱裡吧 I'll put it in the freezer.
感恩節來也 We got Thanksgiving!
我的上帝老天爺啊 疼死我了 Christ Almighty, this cock sucker's killing me.
啊 太激動了 我都沒有定力了 Oh, my gosh, it's so exciting. I can hardly contain myself.
媽 喘氣的應該是我 Mom, I'm supposed to be the one breathing.
不好意思 寶貝 我就是太激動太緊張了 I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'm just so excited and nervous.
還有點飄飄然 And out of the house.
哇 還真打開了啊 Damn, that thing really opens up.
離我遠點啊你 Get the hell away from me.
對不起啊 Sorry.
你親妹妹她娘的個頭啊 Mother fucking piece of shit!
咱有只大火雞 咱有只大火雞 We got a big turkey. We got a big turkey.
你去哪了 Where have you been?
- 出去了 - 你昨天晚上回來了嗎 - Out. - Did you come home last night?
- 沒有 - 你都沒想著打個電話 - No. - You even think to call?
現在我不回來了嗎 I'm here now.
我不想錯過全家團聚的日子 Wasn't gonna miss a family holiday.
來吧 Come here.
感恩節快樂 Happy Thanksgiving.
唇印不錯哦 快去洗乾淨 It's a nice hickey. Go wash up.
- 要不要留個位置給利普 - 當然啦親愛的 - Should I set a place for Lip? - Sure, sweetie.
- 你們沒背著我先開始吧 - 弗蘭克 - You better not have started without me. - Frank?
嘿 爸爸 Hey! Daddy!
你也來一起吃晚餐 You're gonna come to dinner?
當然啦 兒子 Of course I am, son.
你媽也一起 And so's your mother.
- 鋰 - 莫妮卡 - Lithium? - Moni,
我給你拿藥來了 I got your medications.
媽在樓梯底下 Mom's under the stairs?
她在哪兒呆多久了 How long has she been under there?
給你 親愛的 你的糖 Here you go, sweetheart. Here's your candy.
這應該可以了 That should do it.
出來 Get out of there.
- 出來呀 - 不要 菲奧娜 - Get out of there. - No, Fiona.
不 菲奧娜 不 No, Fiona! No!
快出來啊 快 Come on out. Come on.
- 不要 - 出來呀 - No! - Get out of there.
- 快 - 不 - Come on. - No!
- 來吧 - 菲奧娜 - Come on. - Fiona.
來 站起來 來吧 Up you go. Up you go. Come on.
- 我肯定一團糟 - 才不是呢 - I look a mess. -No, you do not.
你現在特別漂亮 難道不是嗎 孩子們 You look beautiful. Doesn't she look beautiful, kids?
你好漂亮 You look great.
- 對呀 - 是啊 媽咪 - Yeah. - Yeah. Hi, Mom.
你可不能躲在樓梯底下過感恩節啊 是不是 You're not spending Thanksgiving under the stairs, okay?
小黛比 給莫妮卡擺個位置 Debs, set a place for Monica.
我們都一起吃晚餐 We're all having dinner together.
和孩子們一起圍成一桌 With the kids at the table.
對呀 That's right.
你就坐在這裡 You're gonna sit right here.
好啦 感恩節快樂 Well, then, happy Thanksgiving.
抱歉 傑夫 阿拉那 Sorry. Hi, Jeff. Alana.
希拉打電話給我們 Sheila called us
想不到她這麼快就生了 Can't believe it's happening so fast.
我也沒想到 你們要進來嗎 I don't, either. You guys coming in?
凱倫不希望我們在場 Karen didn't want us in there.
他們要我們在外邊等著 They told us to wait out here.
好吧 Okay.
她在803號房 She's in room 803.
對了 我有樣東西要給你們 Right. Oh, hey, um, I wanted to give you guys something.
這是我為孩子錄的 Uh, made this for the baby.
希望以後有機會 能把這個給他 Um, if you guys could give it to him at some point,
我是說 如果你們願意的話 you know, if you feel like it.
- 謝謝你 利普 - 我們會的 - Yeah. Thank you, Lip. - Yeah, we will.
那就好 我該進去啦 Cool. Um, I should go in.
- 快進去吧 - 快去 - Get in there! -Go!
火雞來啦 Here we go!
幹得好 親愛的 Good job, baby.
我已經等不及要把它吃掉了 Can't wait to get that turkey in me.
你還好嗎 You okay?
我們還沒說感恩祝詞呢 Ah! We haven't said grace yet.
- 我來說 - 我來說感恩詞 - I'll say it. - I'll say the grace.
拉好手 Hold hands.
親愛的上帝 Dear Lord,
感謝你賜予我們食物 Thank you for this food that we're about to eat.
感謝你將莫妮卡送回我的身邊 and thank you for bringing my Monica back to me.
另外懇請你讓我的兄弟克萊頓 And please make my brother Clayton
萬劫不復 永世不得超生 burn in hell for all eternity when the time comes.
阿門 Amen.
你到底切不切火雞 我快餓死了 Are you gonna carve the turkey? I'm starving.
我來切 我才是一家之主 I'm carving. I am the man of the house.
我去洗個手 I'm gonna go wash my hands.
菲奧娜 利普會來嗎 Fiona, is Lip coming?
要我打給他嗎 Want me to call him?
他知道我們開飯時間的 Uh, he knows what time we're eating.
把土豆泥遞給我 Mashed potatoes, please.
- 誰要吃雞腿 - 我要 - Who likes dark meat? - Me!
我也要 而且火雞上也要來點 Ooh, me, too. And on my turkey, also.
我邀請了康拉德過來 可以嗎 I invited Conrad. Is that okay?
康拉德 Conrad?
我在泳池裡認識的一個流浪漢 My homeless guy from the pool.
- 來啦 - 當然可以了 黛比 - Coming... - Sure, Debs.
康拉德 你好嗎 Conrad, how are you?
- 你好 黛比 - 你好 - Hi, Deb. - Hi.
大家 來認識一下康拉德 Everyone, this is Conrad.
你好 康拉德 Hi, Conrad.
比禿鷲好看多了 Much better than bald eagle.
我們照吃不誤 Hey, we're still eating that.
煎烤烹炸 We're gonna roast it, bake it, fry it.
怎麼著都行 反正肯定會吃 I don't care, but we're really gonna eat it.
嘗起來估計跟雞肉差不多 Bet it tastes like chicken.
每年聖誕節吃 Well, we could always have it for Christmas.
怎麼了 What was that?
我把所有這些 I'm just gonna put all of this
放在一個盤子裡 大家都能 on this one plate, and then everybody could...
我操 Holy fuck!
什麼 What?
電話給我 Give me a phone.
過來 上樓去 上樓去 孩子們 Come on, guys, upstairs. Upstairs, kids.
操 Okay, uh, fuck!
好了 好了 好了 別擔心 We're good. We're good. We're good. Don't worry.
毛巾 More towels.
- 該死 - 發生意外 - Shit! - There's been an accident.
就這樣 All right.
北華萊士2119號 2119 North Wallace.
血流不止 She's bleeding badly.
人還清醒 Yeah, she's awake. Uh...
弗蘭克 毛巾 Frank, more towels!
毛巾 他媽的快給我毛巾 Towels! Will somebody give me a fucking towel?
弗蘭克 他們問她有沒有服用過什麼藥物 Frank, they want to know if she took any pills.
爸 爸 Dad! Dad?!
- 沒事了 - 我不清楚 - You're good. - I'm not sure.
看得見我嗎 看得見嗎 Can you see me? Can you see me?
抓住她的腳 弗蘭克 弗蘭克 Help me with her feet, Frank. Frank?
過 過來 Get... Get over here!
聽見我說話嗎 聽得見嗎 呼吸 You with me? You with me? Breathe.
你會沒事的 慢慢呼吸 你會 You're gonna be good, okay? slow, slow. You're gonna
沒事的 只是 沒關係 你沒事 沒事 be good. It's just... It's fine. You're fine. You're fine.
弗蘭克哪兒去了 Why didn't Frank come?
我不知道 小黛比 I don't know, Debs.
- 我操 - 夥計 你再說 - Holy fuck. - Dude, if you say that
回家我就把你跟火雞 one more time, I'm gonna throw you in the oven with that
- 一起丟烤爐裡 明白 - 明白 抱歉 - turkey when we get home, okay? - Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
利普聯繫上了嗎 You try Lip again?
留言了 Yeah, just left a message.
蓋拉格小姐 Miss Gallagher?
小黛比 呆在這裡 Debs, stay with me.
她怎麼樣 How is she?
- 情況穩定 - 謝天謝地 - She's stable. - Oh, thank God.
需留院七十二小時觀察 確保她 We're gonna hold her for 72 hours, make sure she doesn't try
不會再傷害自己 to harm herself again.
躁鬱症 She's bipolar?
好 重新 Okay, we'll get her back
- 開始服藥 幫助恢復 - 我們能見她嗎 - on her meds and leveled out. - Can we see her?
不 現在不行 剛給她注射了強效鎮靜劑 No, not right now. She's heavily sedated.
還是回家吧 先走一步 You should go home. Excuse me.
你還好嗎 You okay?
- 利普剛打電話了 - 他來嗎 - Lip just called. - He's coming?
凱倫在樓上生孩子 Karen's having her baby upstairs.
我操 Holy fuck!
婦產科是這邊嗎 我要當姑姑了 Is Maternity this way? I'm gonna be an aunt!
我有侄子可以揍了 I'm gonna have a nephew I can beat up.
為什麼不直接給我剖腹產 Why can't I just get a C-section?
你現在已經不能剖腹產了 姑娘 You're too far along, sweetie.
有時候自然母親不按常理出牌 親愛的 Sometimes Mother Nature has other plans, honey.
去他媽的自然母親 Fuck Mother Nature!
她又不用擔心自己的陰道被撐開 She doesn't have to worry about her vagina getting stretched.
你下面 You were already
已經撐得很大了 凱倫 pretty stretched out down there, Karen.
給我止疼藥 I want drugs! Give me drugs!
寶貝 使勁 快出來了 使勁 Sweetie, push! You're almost there. Push!
- 我在使勁啊 賤人 - 看見頭了 - I am pushing, bitch. - Oh, I can see his head.
老天 生命的奇跡 寶貝 Oh, my God, the miracle of birth, sweetie!
漂亮極了 It's so beautiful.
又有人來了 More visitors.
嘿 親愛的 Hey, sweetheart!
蓋拉格一家子 Oh, the Gallaghers!
簡直就像狂歡 It's a party!
我要當外婆了 I'm gonna be a grandma!
好極了 狂歡的時候 乾脆 Great. Let's just have the whole Fighting Illini
去請個樂隊來開個派對好了 marching band in while we're at it!
利普 Lip!
瞧 我兒子要出來了 Look, my baby boy's come out.
好噁心 Ew.
陰道 Vagina.
抱歉沒時間給你買雪茄 兄弟 Sorry we didn't have time to buy you any cigars, man.
沒事 兄弟 Oh, no worries, man.
行 一幫賤人就在那兒瞎扯吧 That's right, all you guys just fucking whoop it up
就我躺在這裡受罪 操 操 while I'm sitting in here! Fucking fuck!
好了 要出來了 要出來了 要出來了 Okay, it's coming. It's coming. It's coming!
呼吸 凱倫 Breathe, Karen.
你他媽保持呼吸 傻屌 You keep breathing, fuck nut!
我去 完全沒生的慾望了 Shit, I don't know if I ever wanna do this now.
最後一次使勁 凱倫 One more big push, Karen.
醫生 Um, Doctor?
怎麼了 What's going on?
他沒事吧 Is he okay?
不 Oh, no.
那玩意兒看上去好怪 That thing looks weird.
我覺得他挺漂亮的 I think he looks beautiful.
他怎麼了 What's wrong with him?
他患有唐氏綜合症 小黛比 He has Down Syndrome, Debs.
是啊 還是亞洲人 Yeah, and he's Asian.
可能是倒著看的緣故 Maybe we're just looking at him upside down.
好了 甜心 你可以抱他了 Here you go, honey, you can hold him now.
別 別 我不想碰他 No, no, I don't want to touch him.
你該抱抱他 跟他說再見 You should hold him and say good-bye.
拿開 Just take him away.
搞什麼 凱倫 What the fuck, Karen,
你說這是我兒子 I thought you said it was mine?!
我操你的同時也操了蒂米‧王 I screwed Timmy Wong as much as I screwed you.
我從沒說過是你的 I never said it was your baby.
你一廂情願 You just wanted it to be.
叫傑夫和阿拉那過來取孩子 Go tell Jeff and Alana to come get their fucking baby.
利普 Lip?
讓他走 Let him go.
加油 希莉婭 快點 Come on, Sheila! Hurry up!
我拿到孩子了 I got the baby!
我拿到孩子了 我拿到孩子了 走啊 走啊 got the baby! I got the baby! Come on! Come on!
老天 上帝 Oh, my God! Oh, Lord!