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幹嘛 媽 我已經睡著了 What? Mom, I'm fast asleep!
你看著不像睡著了 You don't look like you're asleep.
帕克斯頓 Paxton?
你來幹嘛 What are you doing here?
我在履行我的諾言 I'm doing exactly what I said I'd do.
我是來和你上床的 I'm here to have sex with you.
你穿這件寬大的上衣真好看 Your body looks so good in that over-sized t-shirt.
這是… And is that...
去屑洗髮水的味道 dandruff shampoo.
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等等 這是夢 對嗎 Wait. This is a dream, isn't it?
聽著 如果是有人在做夢 那一定是我 Look, if anyone here is dreaming, it's me.
看看你 你既有樸雅卡·喬普拉[印度演員]的美貌… I mean, look at you. You have the beauty of Priyanka Chopra,
又有金斯伯格[最高法院大法官]敏銳的頭腦 with the incisive intellect of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
各位 這當然是個夢 Yeah, of course it was a dream, people.
你不會覺得她這麼容易就得逞了吧 You didn't think it'd be that easy for her, did you?
好想做一次 第一季 第２集
...和帕克斯顿·霍尔吉田上床
從頭到尾 帕克斯頓都在稱讚我 And the whole time, Paxton kept complimenting me
說他有多尊重我這些的 and telling me how much he respected me and stuff.
你覺得這是什麼意思 What do you think that means?
德維 你的醫生和媽媽之所以讓我當你的心理醫生 Devi, the reason I was enlisted by your doctors and your mother
是想讓你深入回顧過去一年 is to delve into some of the major events
發生的一些大事 that have happened in your life over this last year.
我們已經聊了幾個月了 Now, we've been seeing each other for months,
你還是不願意談論你爸爸 and you still don't want to talk about your father.
有什麼可說的 What's there to talk about?
他死了 我很難過 He's dead. It made me sad.
現在我想聊聊可能在這禮拜發生的大事 Now I want to talk about a major event that could happen this week!
我要破處了 醫生 Popping my cherry, Doc.
我的天 Oh, lord.
幾率顯示我不太可能把自己的第一次 The statistical odds that I would lose my virginity
交給那麼性感的人 to somebody that hot are incredibly low.
我和法比奧拉算過了 I ran the numbers with Fabiola.
比我被流星砸中的幾率還低 I have a better chance of being hit by a meteor.
我知道 我收到你的電子錶格了 I know. I got your Excel spreadsheet.
我們什麼時候都能談論我去世的爸爸 We could talk about my dead dad any time.
我現在處於非常特殊的階段 I'm in a very specific window right now.
我準備好干了 I'm ready to bone.
如果你做好準備了 If you were ready to bone,
你就不會說"準備好干了"這種話 you wouldn't use the phrase "ready to bone."
這個男生到底有什麼特別呢 And what's so special about this boy, anyway?
看這個 This.
-你可以滑動看看 -我不會滑的 -You can scroll. -I'm not gonna scroll.
相信我 滑 Trust me. Scroll.
我不… 靠 I'm not... Damn!
這孩子是吃生長激素了嗎 Is this kid on HGH?
我就說 對吧 I know, right?
我明白你的意思了 Point made.
但他依舊是一個有情緒有煩惱的人 But he is still a person with feelings and problems.
性感的人才不會有什麼煩惱呢 Hot people don't have problems.
我見過你門口等候室裏的人 I mean, I've seen the people in your waiting room.
沒有冒犯的意思 但他們都丑爆了 No offense, but they're mostly uggos.
我被冒犯到了 Uh, I do take offense to that.
先不管帕克斯頓 Look, forget about Paxton.
在你現在的心理狀態下 In your current mental state,
把自己的第一次給幾乎不認識的人 losing your virginity to someone you barely know
一個可能完全不關心你的人 and who probably doesn't care about you
是一個你全力支持的好主意 對嗎 Is a great idea that you fully support?
你知道我不是要說這個 You know that's not where I was going with that.
想得美 Nice try.
德維 我知道你生氣了 Devi, I know you're upset.
我做錯了 對不起 我不期待你就這麼原諒我 And I wronged you, and I'm sorry, and I don't expect you to just forgive me,
所以我一整晚都沒睡 給你做了個影集 so I stayed up all night, and I made a photo montage
記錄我們的友誼 配樂是約翰·傳奇的"我的一切" of our entire friendship set to John Legend's "All of Me."
沒關係 我原諒你了 It's all good. I forgive you.
好吧 如果你想看的話 我還是想放一下 Okay, well, with your permission, I'd still like to play it.
-我花了很長時間… -沒事了 -It took a long time, and... -We're good.
我為你和奧利弗感到開心 I'm happy for you and Oliver.
太好了 Oh, great.
埃爾和我決定不會再瞞著你事情了 El and I agreed, we won't keep any more secrets from you,
哪怕真相會讓你又坐回輪椅 even if the harsh truth puts you in a wheelchair once again.
這不會發生 不過還是謝謝你們的關心 Well, that's not gonna happen, but I appreciate the sentiment.
嘿 法布 Hey, Fab.
我喜歡你的牛仔連身褲 I like your denim overalls.
法布 什麼情況 好性感啊 Fab, what was that? That was so sexy.
你約了亞歷克斯·戈麥斯 Did you ask out Alex Gomez?
我執行了你的男朋友計劃 I followed through on your boyfriends plans,
所以沒錯 亞歷克斯和我這週末要去百客美 so, yes, Alex and I are going to Wetzel's Pretzels this weekend.
你和喬納呢 你約他了嗎 What about you and Jonah? Did you ask him out yet?
我聽說他在絲芙蘭工作 還很喜歡給別人化妝 I heard he works at Sephora and loves giving makeovers.
實際上 我在和別人約會 Actually, I've been talking to someone else.
帕克斯頓·霍爾吉田 聽過他嗎 Paxton Hall-Yoshida. Ever heard of him?
德維向她的朋友們講述了她和帕克斯頓的談話 Devi told her friends about her interaction with Paxton,
但她在準確性上打了點折扣 but let's just say she wouldn't get points for accuracy.
當時超奇怪 Yeah, it was so weird.
我在想自己的事 I was just minding my own business,
帕克斯頓就突然把我拉到一邊 說... and then Paxton literally pulls me aside, and is like...
"嘿 你是德維 對不對 "Hey, you're Devi, right?
我覺得你很酷 又聰慧過人 I think you're super cool and whip-smart.
如果你願意的話 And if you're down with it,
我想進一步瞭解你" I want to get to know you better."
然後我說… 好吧 行 And I was like... Yeah. I mean, sure.
我想可以的 I guess that could be cool.
太好了 Yes!
他說"聰慧過人" He said "whip-smart"?
-他肯定沒說 -他說了 - He absolutely did not. - Yeah, he did.
所以如果一切順利 我可能會和帕克斯頓交往 So if things go well, I might start dating Paxton or something.
再看看情況吧 I guess we'll have to see.
法布 你在聽嗎 Fab, are you paying attention?
有 有人在和帕克斯頓約會 Yep. Someone's dating Paxton.
是我 法布 集中注意力 Me. Fab, pay attention.
我要在上課見到他前 去給鼻子打點高光 Anyways, I'm gonna go contour my nose before he sees me in class.
一會見 Later.
德維大搖大擺地走了 Devi strode off,
她深信她的朋友們相信了她的鬼話 confident her friends had believed this bullshit story.
法比奧拉和埃莉諾認為 Fabiola and Eleanor were confident
她們的朋友已經徹底瘋了 their friend had become completely unhinged.
娜裏妮阿姨 Nalini maami?
不用給我找穿的紗麗了 No need to find me a sari to wear.
我挑了合適的衣服和普拉桑特的家人視頻通話 I've selected a killer outfit for my video call with Prashant's family.
好啊 是哪套 Okay. What is it?
我穿著呢 I'm in it.
這套 牛仔褲配西裝上衣 That? That jeans and blazer?
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
"今日秀"的時尚環節 A fashion segment on The Today Show
說這是融合了職業和休閒的穿法 said it was a fun way to mix professional and casual.
沒錯 你看著就是事業心很強的西方女性 Yes, you look like a careerist western woman,
顯你本來如此 which you obviously are,
但是他們不需要知道這些… 至少現在不要 but they don't need to know that... yet.
卡瑪拉 他的家人想要看到 Kamala, his family wants to see
你會做飯 會打掃 能滿足他兒子的需求 that you can cook, clean, and cater to their son's needs.
他們基本上想他娶他媽媽 They basically want him to marry his own mother.
聽起來很困惑 That sounds sexually confusing.
是啊 但這只是到結婚之前 It is, but this is just the wedding dance.
結了婚以後 你們搬到美國 After you get married, you move to the United States,
你們想怎樣就怎樣 you can do whatever you want.
-你沒事吧 -沒事 沒事 - Are you okay? - Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
我都不知道這輛破車是拿來幹什麼的 車是莫漢的 I don't even know why we have this stupid bike. It was Mohan's.
我一直很討厭它 I always hated it.
你覺得我的新摩托怎麼樣 So, what do you think of my new hog?
你有病吧 What is wrong with you?
我明確告訴你去買一輛中等價位的轎車 I gave you strict instructions to buy a moderately-priced sedan.
你是這麼說的 但我收到了來自加利福尼亞的… You did, but I received other instructions...
召喚 from California.
-什麼 -拜託 親愛的 -What? -Come on, my love.
我們已經有了你這輛車 We already have your car,
這輛就是我們的享受生活的坐騎... and this will be our fun ride...
約會專用 for date nights.
約會用 For date night?
我是凱特·哈德森[女演員]嗎 Who am I, Kate Hudson?
是的 我是你的馬修·麥康那啥 Yes, and I am your Matthew McConnicky!
你可以賣了它 You could sell it,
我們也許可以用這筆錢時不時開開空調 and maybe we could put the money toward turning the AC on every once in a while.
開空調 Turn on the AC?
西伯利亞人巴不得像我們一樣熱 There are people in Siberia who'd kill to be this hot.
不過是的 也許我應該賣了這輛車 But yes, perhaps I should sell this bike.
午飯時間 德維直奔帕克斯頓一定會在的地方 At lunch, Devi beelined it to where she knew Paxton would be,
學校裏最嚇人的地方 the most intimidating place at school...
帥哥角 the Hot Pocket.
那是全校最帥的男生吃午餐的地方 It was where all the best-looking guys in school ate lunch.
有馬庫斯·瓊斯 埃迪·譚 We're talking Marcus Jones. We're talking Eddie Tan.
還有特倫特·哈里森啊 Hell, we're talking Trent Harrison.
但是德維很有決心 But Devi was determined.
所以她鼓起勇氣 走上前去… So she swallowed her nerves and walked right in...
靠 Goddamn it!
卻立刻被一根小繩子打在臉上 where she instantly got hit in the face with a lanyard.
-我打到你了嗎 -沒關係 -Did I just hit you? -It's cool.
帕克斯頓 我能跟你說句話嗎 Hey, Paxton, can I talk to you?
行 Okay.
我想繼續我們那天說過的事情 So I thought I would follow up on our conversation from the other day
看你願不願意過會一起出去 and ask if you wanted to hang out later?
你是說上床嗎 Oh, oh, you mean, uh, like, have sex?
當然要不... 今天放學來我家 Sure, uh, maybe... after school today at my place?
-今天 -是啊 - Today? - Yeah.
這麼快 很好 That's super soon, which is great.
快點也好 只是… Soon is great. It's just...
我今天放學有管絃樂隊排練 所以不行 I have orchestra after school today, so I can't.
要不這周晚些時候 But maybe later this week?
我不知道 也許可以 I don't know. Maybe.
好 太好了 Okay, great.
我們明天對下日程之類的 We'll compare calendars tomorrow or something.
我們會找到時間的 晚點見 滑板少年 We'll figure it out. Later, skater.
什麼 What?
大家好 音樂家們 Greetings, musicians.
希望你們的暑假沒有過得像快板一樣快 I hope your summer didn't go by too allegro.
算了 Forget it.
歡迎德維回來 我們的明星豎琴家 I'd like to welcome back Devi V, our star harpist.
大家都知道 德維去年過得很難 As you all know, Devi had a really bad year.
考慮到音樂會上發生的事 我們都是 We all did, considering what we had to witness at the spring concert.
你們都記得 沒必要... You remember what it was. No need to...
明說了 spell it out.
德維的爸爸…去世了 When Devi's dad... died.
無論如何 歡迎回來 德維 開始演奏吧 Anyway, welcome back, Devi! Let's jam.
陳老師 這裏聞著有一股屎味 Mr. Chan, it smells like shit over here.
什麼 才沒有 What? No, it doesn't.
就有 Yeah, it does.
聞著像這房間裏真的有屎一樣 It smells like there is actual shit in this room.
沒有 這裏在暑假期間已經清理過了 There's not. The room was cleaned over the summer.
好吧 那些通風道呢 Okay. Well, what about those vents?
暑假有清理那裏嗎 Did they clean those vents over the summer?
那裏也有可能有屎啊 你又不知道 There could be shit up there. You don't know.
埃裏克 夠了 我們要開始演奏了 Eric, enough. We're playing.
絃樂 開始 Strings, lead us in.
陳老師 我這樣沒法演奏 Mr. Chan, I can't play like this!
你過來聞聞 然後再說一遍這裏沒屎 You come over here and sniff, and tell me there's not shit nearby.
-該死 埃裏克 -怎麼了 - Goddamn it, Eric! - What?
我要吐在我的大號裏了 I'm gonna barf in my tuba.
帕克斯頓 Paxton!
我可以去你家了 我把其他事情排開了 Hey. I can actually come now. That scheduling conflict I had cleared up.
-好 進來吧 -好 -Cool. Get in. -Okay.
我靠 Holy shit.
反轉啊 Twist.
站在帕克斯頓的車庫裏 Being inside Paxton's garage
就像在近距離觀察他的內心 was like getting an intimate window into his mind.
哇 帕克斯頓會說日語 Whoa, Paxton speaks Japanese?
他的姓這下解釋得通了 Guess his last name makes more sense now.
拜 Bye.
不好意思 是我爺爺 Sorry. That was my grandpa.
你喝點什麼嗎 Can I get you a drink?
好 你有巧克力… Sure. Do you have any chocolate...
啤酒 你真懂我 Beer. You read my mind.
好了 我媽馬上要回來了 我們直奔主題吧 All right. Well, my mom will be home soon, so... better get to it.
提個醒 我為了游泳把胸毛刮了 Just so you know, I have to shave my chest for swimming,
所以毛茬可能會扎到你的皮膚 so the stubble might, like, irritate your skin a little bit.
天啊 Oh, god.
你知道嗎 我剛想起來 我得回家 You know what? I just remembered. I have to go home,
因為我得簽收一個快遞 because I have a package coming that I need to sign for.
德維慌了 她還不擅長找借口 Devi was panicking and pretty bad at coming up with excuses.
-真的 -對 -Word. -Yeah.
是我媽的藥… 她有小兒麻痹癥的 It's medication for my mom's... polio.
-天啊 -是啊 所以… - Good lord. - Yeah, so...
-靠 -糟糕 你沒事吧 -Goddamn it! -Oh, shit. Are you okay?
我沒事 Yep, I'm fine.
你確定嗎 你... 流血了 Are you sure? You're... bleeding.
沒事的 明天見 It's chill. I'll see you tomorrow.
這不是德維想像里完事後羞恥地走回家的畫面 Well, this certainly was not the walk of shame Devi was hoping for.
她的一天還會更倒霉 And now, her day was only about to get worse.
什麼… What the--?
這是什麼鬼情況 What the hell's going on here?
德維 這是跟媽媽和鄰居打招呼的態度嗎 Devi, is that any way to greet your mother and your neighbor?
安德魯在考慮買下你爸的摩托 Andrew here was just thinking of buying Dad's old moped.
什麼 你不能賣 What? You can't sell it.
我馬上就16歲了 我可以騎 I'm almost 16. I could drive it.
當然 然後每年我都要去高速路 Sure. Then every year, I can go leave flowers
在你的出事路段給你獻花 on the part of the highway where you died in a horrible accident.
那是我爸的車 But it's Dad's.
他不會希望你賣給冒牌盧克·威爾遜[演員] He wouldn't want you to sell it to a discount Luke Wilson.
-我認識盧克 他人很好 -閉嘴 -Oh, I know Luke. He's a great guy. -Shut up.
爸爸已經不在了 我說了算 Dad's not here. It's my call.
媽 你個臭賤人 Mom, you're being such a bitch!
你最好在我扇你之前回你的房間去 Yeah, you better go to your room before I give you a smack!
打孩子在許多少數族裔文化中仍然是可以容許的懲罰 Smacking is still an acceptable punishment in many minority cultures.
對不起 我們今天沒有比薩百吉餅吃了 Sorry, we don't have Bagel Bites tonight.
我媽對我很生氣 現在不願意給我們做零食 My mom's super pissed at me, and now she won't make us any snacks,
儘管比薩百吉餅能提高學習效率 despite the fact that Bagel Bites, like, help us study!
你喊我"臭賤人"之前 You should've thought about your Bagel Bites
怎麼沒想想你的比薩百吉餅 before you called me a bitch!
-好吧 -聽著 - Oh, okay. - Look,
我們想聊聊另一種零食 we want to talk about a different type of snack.
帕克斯頓·霍爾吉田 Paxton H-Y.
我們今天看見你跟他一起走了 We saw you drive off with him today.
你們上床了嗎 Did you guys hook up?
他的小弟弟真的他有穿灰運動褲時看著那麼大嗎 Is his penis as big as it looks in those gray sweatpants?
就好像裏面藏了個胡椒研磨器 It's like he's smuggling a pepper grinder in there.
像皮爾斯百利的餅乾麵團一樣 Yeah, like one of those tubes of Pillsbury cookie dough.
美味 Yum, yum.
是不是 Right, guys?
糟糕的比喻 It was bad.
我全天候腦子想的都是做愛 但我實際上不知道怎麼做 It's like, I think about sex 24/7, but I don't really know how to do it.
電影裏 女孩會順著男孩的身體 一路親下去 In the movies, you always see the girl kiss her way down a guy's body,
但是然後 她就不在畫面裏了 but then, she moves off-screen.
她是會停在襠部那 還是一直親到腳呢 Is she stopping at the penis, or kissing all the way to the foot?
-襠部 -腳 -Penis. -Foot.
看到了嗎 我以為我準備好了 可也許我沒有 See? I thought I was ready, but maybe I'm not.
等等 我們很聰明的 Wait. We are smart,
傻逼們經常在上床 and idiots are banging all the time.
如果他們會 我們也能學會 If they can do it, we can learn how to do it too.
凯格尔运动
傳教士式 Missionary.
反轉女牛仔 Reverse cowgirl.
觀音坐蓮 The love seat.
騎乘式 Snowmanning.
海盜旗式 Jolly Roger?
信任鳥式 The Trust Bird.
這畫面讓我非常不舒服 Hey, this was really uncomfortable for me to watch.
问问天气
天氣... 好嗎 How is... the weather?
很好 Good.
你那邊天氣怎樣 How is the weather for you?
南加州 沒什麼可抱怨的 Southern California. Can't complain.
我最有趣的地方是... What's interesting about me is...
我在進行一個為期六年的研究項目 I'm in a six-year research program
尋找萊姆病的預防性療法 to find preventative treatment for Lyme disease.
我們最近取得了突破… We've had a recent breakthrough, and it's--
你們好 她最喜歡的還是做飯 Namaskaar, Maami, Maama. What she loves to do is cook.
卡瑪拉 跟他們說說你最愛的菜譜 Kamala, tell them about some of your favorite recipes.
墨西哥風味烤薯球 Tater-tot nachos.
她想說的是酸豆湯 蒸米糕和多莎餅 What she meant to say was sambar, idli, dosa.
所有經典的小吃 只要你說的出 她就做得出 All the classics. You name it, she can cook it.
除了肉 Except meat.
但我吃雞蛋 I do eat eggs.
她開玩笑的 She's joking.
那是她最喜歡的美國電視劇角色的口頭禪 It's just a catchphrase of one of her favorite characters on American TV.
"但我吃雞蛋 但我吃雞蛋" "I do eat eggs. I do eat eggs."
-她就是這麼說的 -但我吃雞蛋 -That's how she says. -I do eat eggs.
你不應該化這麼濃的妝 You shouldn't wear so much makeup.
會蹭在你的小鬍子上 It'll collect on your mustache.
我至少能長出鬍子來 At least I can grow a mustache.
醫生說很快我也能長出來了 My doctor says any day now.
你化妝給誰看啊 Who are you trying to impress?
跟你沒什麼關係 不過我算正在談戀愛 Not that it's any of your business, but I'm kind of seeing someone,
放學以後我要去約會 and I have a date after school.
德維 你唯一約會的人就是你的心理醫生 Devi, the only person you're seeing is your therapist,
因為你徹底發瘋 三個月都走不了路 because you went straight-up psycho and couldn't walk for three months.
是嗎 Oh, yeah?
我明天又要走不了路了 Well, I won't be able to walk again tomorrow,
因為我要被猛操了 because I'm about to go get railed.
我走了 處男 Peace out, virgin.
是 你可以隨時來看車 Yeah, you can come see the bike whenever you want,
是的 完好無損 一道劃痕都沒有 and yes, it's in perfect condition, not one scratch.
好的 再見 Okay, bye.
我們已經有一個完美的女兒了 Hey, we already have one perfect daughter.
已經足夠了 That is all we need.
我們的家已經完整了 Our family is complete.
我們去外面好不好 Why don't we go outside?
呼吸一下新鮮空氣 Take some fresh air.
會讓你感覺好些的 It'll make you feel better.
我不想感覺好些 I don't want to feel better.
相信我 Trust me.
沒什麼好擔心的 親愛的 There is nothing to worry about, my love!
我到廟裏給這車開過光了 I had the bike blessed at the temple.
德維做好了一切準備 Devi had prepared all she could,
就像我贏下84年美國公開賽大滿貫一樣 just like I did for the US Open Final in '84 when I won in straight sets.
但如果她想贏下自己的第一次 她得打起精神 But if she was gonna win her first major, she had to put her game face on.
好了 德維 你能做到 Okay, Devi. You can do this.
你能做愛的 You can do sex.
就像騎車一樣 It's like riding a bike...
只不過自行車換成男人 except the bike is a man.
嘿 'Sup?
我剛跑完步 I'm just finishing up a run.
好吧 Okay, cool.
你要拉伸一下之類的嗎 So do you need to stretch or something,
還是你準備好去車庫裏和我上床了 or are you good to just go into your garage and have sex with me?
直接去車庫吧 I'm good to go to the garage.
我們坐在這… So, here we are...
馬上要讓對方爽了 about to pleasure each other.
但在我爽翻你之前 得去個廁所 But before I can rock your world, I need to freshen up.
能告訴我女洗手間在哪兒嗎 Can you point me in the direction of the ladies' room?
我可不想做到一半尿出來 I wouldn't wanna pee in the middle of doing it.
是啊 那可不太好 Yeah, that'd be bad.
-右邊第一個門 -謝謝 -First door on the right. -Thanks.
天啊 Jesus Christ!
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
我聽到你喊了 I heard you yell.
我是帕克斯頓的姐姐 I'm Paxton's sister.
我把手機掉廁所裏了 I dropped my phone in the toilet.
已經弄乾淨了 幹得很快 It's clean now. It dried fast.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
你能幫我個忙嗎 Hey, can you help me with something?
好啊 Uh, sure.
我要和朋友們去看電影 I'm going to the movies with my friends.
這兩條褲子哪條最炫 Which pair of jeans is the fiercest?
當然是做舊的那條 很性感 For sure the distressed ones. They look hot.
我在老海軍買的 我在那邊工作 Yeah, I got them at Old Navy. I work there.
真酷 我被零售店開除了 Cool. I got fired from retail.
因為他們說我手汗太多 不適合疊衣服 They said my hands were too sweaty to fold clothes.
你是帕克斯頓的新女友嗎 So are you Paxton's new girlfriend?
你覺得我看著像帕克斯頓的女朋友 You think I look like one of Paxton's girlfriends?
不像 No.
因為你看著不像賤人 Because you don't look like a skank.
-靠 妹子 夠狠 -謝謝 -Damn, girl. Savage burn. -Thanks.
我是麗貝卡 I'm Rebecca.
我是德維 很高興認識你 I'm Devi. It's nice to meet you.
你幹什麼呢 What are you doing?
貝卡 我還以為你在上班呢 Becca, I thought you were at work.
我和麗薩換班了 I switched with Lisa.
她明天要去摘牙套 She gets her braces off tomorrow.
你說你要去上廁所 這是什麼情況 You said you were just going to the bathroom. What the hell?
等等 你是生我的氣了嗎 Wait. Are you mad at me or something?
祝你看電影看得開心 Have fun at the movies.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
你為什麼要在我家亂逛 還和我姐姐說話 Why are you sneaking around my house and talking to my sister?
我不應該嗎 我都不知道你還有個姐姐 Was I not supposed to? I didn't even know you had a sister.
你認為我在藏著她 Oh, you think I'm hiding her now,
因為我覺得她丟人嗎 because I'm embarrassed of her, or something?
-不 我沒這麼說 -好吧 -No, I didn't say that. -Okay.
我覺得這樣不行 你還是走吧 I don't think this is gonna work. All right, you should probably just go.
德維 我們出發吧 今天路上車特別多 Devi, let's go! Traffic is heavier than usual!
101號公路上發現一具屍體 There was a dead body found on the 101.
帕克斯頓 能跟你說句話嗎 Paxton, can I talk to you?
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
你剛剛是和帕克斯頓在帥哥角嗎 Were you just at the Hot Pocket with Paxton?
因為你... 我的天啊 你都不用多說一句話了 Because you... Oh, my double God. You don't even have to say another word.
我都能看出來你已經不是處女了 I can already tell you're not a virgin anymore.
-你在放光 -不 -You're glowing. -No, um...
德維 這太棒了 Devi, this is amazing.
你一下子從整個學校都覺得可憐的人 You just went from the person in school that everyone felt sad for
變成了學校裏每個人都嫉妒的人 to the person in school that everyone is gonna be jealous of.
事實就是這樣 And there it was, the truth.
每個人都可憐她 Everyone pitied her.
如果德維現在說實話 And if Devi came clean now,
她就只能做回全校人眼中的可憐蟲 she'd be back to being nothing more than the school's sob story.
是啊 太瘋狂了 Yeah. No, it's crazy.
我不敢相信我現在是女人了 I can't believe I'm a woman now.
感覺完全不一樣 It feels totally different.
法比奧拉 Hey, Fabiola.
等不及這週末和你一起去百客美了 Can't wait to hit up Wetzel's P's with you this weekend.
我也是 Same.
天哪 Oh, my God.
我們差不多都有男朋友了 你們敢相信嗎 We basically all have boyfriends now. Can you believe our lives?
德維很緊張 Devi was rattled.
作為一個無所不知的女孩 For a girl who always knew all the answers,
她不知所措了 she didn't know what to do.
帕克斯頓拒絕和她說話 她要怎樣才能挽回呢 How could she make things right with Paxton if he wouldn't talk to her?
-他就坐在不到半米遠的地方 但是… -德維 - He was less than two feet away, but-- - Devi.
我剛剛問了你一個問題 I asked you a question.
該死 沙皮羅老師 剛剛問了德維一個問題 Oh, shit. Apparently, Mr. Shapiro asked Devi a question.
我也沒聽見 我光顧著和你們說話了 I missed it too. I was talking to you guys.
說出納粹想要消滅的七個族群 Name seven groups the Nazis wanted to exterminate.
猶太人 殘疾人 the Jews, the disabled,
共濟會 西班牙共和黨人 Freemasons, bench republicans,
同性戀 耶和華見證者 還有… the queer community, Jehovah's Witnesses, and, um...
我可以說嗎 沙皮羅老師 May I, Mr. Shapiro?
好 Yeah.
還有羅姆人 沙皮羅老師 It's the Romani people, Mr. Shapiro.
對了 本 做得好 That's right, Ben. Good work.
沒關係的 德維 It's okay, Devi.
我知道記住七個知識點很難 I know how hard it is to memorize seven facts.
對 我希望納粹把你殺了 Yeah, well, I wish the Nazis would kill you, so...
德維 什麼情況 Devi, what was that?
是啊 德維 請和班上同學分享一下 你嘟囔什麼呢 Yeah, Devi, please share your mumble with the rest of the class.
我說我希望納粹把本殺了 I said I wished the Nazis would kill Ben.
天啊… Oh man...
什麼情況 德維 What the hell, Devi?
你不能就這樣希望納粹把同學殺掉 You can't just go around wishing Nazis would kill classmates.
尤其他還是… Especially ones who are...
-猶太人 -是 很對 是你自己說的 -Jews? -Yes, exactly. Your words.
德維 現在向本道歉 Devi, apologize to Ben right now!
-對不起 -你還得再有誠意些 -I'm sorry. -You're gonna have to do better than that.
對不起 我搞砸了 I'm sorry. I'm just messed-up.
我就是個亂七八糟會搞砸一切的人 I'm just a messed-up person who ruins everything
永遠也找不到幸福 and will never find happiness.
我憑什麼呢 我根本不值得愛 And why should I? I don't deserve love.
我是個不尊敬媽媽的沒禮貌的青少年 I'm a rude teenager, who disrespects her mother.
我希望我才是死在101公路上的那個人 I wish I was the dead body on the 101.
這想法有點黑暗 Okay, that was dark.
格拉布校長 如果你同意的話 我不想告她了 Principal Grubbs, if it's okay with you, I'd like not to press charges.
我們也沒在討論這個問題 本 Okay, we really weren't discussing that, Ben.
那不如你們自己解決一下... So why don't you two work it out...
別告訴你們家長 好嗎 and don't tell your parents. Okay?
本 對不起 我不希望納粹殺了你 Ben, I'm really sorry. I don't want Nazis to kill you.
沒關係 It's okay.
我能看得出你遇到了更大的問題 I could tell something bigger was bothering you.
除了被比你聰明的人碾壓了之外 Besides being pwned by your intellectual superior.
我猜約會不順利吧 I'm assuming the date didn't go well?
每個人都覺得希拉和我是完美的一對 Everyone thinks Shira and I are this perfect power couple
出席麗莎·范德龐[演員]的餐廳舉辦的慈善晚宴 going to fundraisers at restaurants owned by Lisa Vanderpump.
她是我爸的一個客戶 She's one of my dad's clients.
是 你總能說到這個 Yeah, that comes up a weird amount.
但我想說的是 就算是希拉和我也有起起伏伏 Yeah, but my point is, even Shira and I have our ups and downs,
但我們總能解決問題 but we make it work.
我在思想上啟發她 她用她的性感提升我的地位 'Cause I push her intellectually, and her hotness elevates me socially.
你真噁心 格羅斯 You're gross, Gross.
不過謝謝你 But thanks.
史蒂夫 等等 我們不能再約會了 Steve, wait. We can no longer date.
什麼 What?
這很複雜 It's complicated,
但我父母希望我和別人在一起 but my parents want me to be with someone else.
因為我是一個很差的田徑隊的教練 Is it because I coach a really bad track team?
加州理工就不是出好運動員的地方 CalTech's not known for having great athletes.
隊裏大部分人 Most of my team
-都不好意思穿短褲 -不 不是這樣的 -are too embarrassed to wear shorts. -No, that's not it.
我爸媽完全不知道你的存在 My parents don't know about you... at all.
但是我們都約會三個月了 But we've been dating for three months.
這三個月我們很開心 And they have been three terrific months.
你帶我去了城裏很多很棒的地方 You have shown me so many fantastic places in the city.
好萊塢標誌 威尼斯海灘 橄欖園餐廳 The Hollywood sign, Venice Beach, Olive Garden.
但我有家庭責任 對不起 But I have a duty to my family. I'm sorry.
再見 史蒂夫 Goodbye, Steve.
為你和帕克斯頓上床感到驕傲 Proud of you for boning Paxton!
媽媽 我餓了 Mom, I'm hungry!
家裏沒吃的了 只有爆米花 There's no food in here, except for popcorn,
薯片 鷹嘴豆泥和剩菜之類的 chips, hummus, and leftovers, and stuff.
媽媽 你在哪兒呢 Mom, where are you?
我知道你在家 你車在外面呢 I know you're here. Your car is outside.
媽媽 Mom!
卡瑪拉 檸檬汁太酸了 Kamala, this lemonade is too sour.
那就別喝 Then don't drink it!
天啊 對不起 Jeez. Sorry.
我決定留下小摩托 I've decided, we're keeping the moped.
不是留給德維 僅供我個人使用 Not for Devi. For my personal use.
鑰匙我會藏起來 就這樣 The keys will be hidden. End of discussion.
還有 And furthermore,
你要是再敢對我出言不遜 if you ever use the B-word with me again,
你不僅僅永遠開不上小摩托 not only will you never drive the moped,
也永遠不能開任何車 you will never drive, period.
因為你死定了 Because you will be dead.
我明白 對不起 I understand. I'm so sorry.
我很期待玉米卷之夜 I'm very excited for taco night.
卡瑪拉 檸檬汁太酸了 Kamala, the lemonade is a bit too sour.
請原諒我擔心這個家的糖攝入量 Excuse me for caring about this family's sugar intake!
德維 有個男生找你 Devi, there's a boy here to see you.
-嘿 -嗨 -Hey. -Hi.
我們到這邊來說 Let's talk over here.
我想為我昨天的話道歉 I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday.
我只是對我姐姐太有保護欲了 I'm just kind of protective of my sister.
她以前總被別人欺負… She used to get bullied pretty bad...
連我當作是朋友的人也欺負她 even by people I thought were my friends.
我猜我的保護欲一直都太強 I guess I've always been a little too protective.
比如 我爸媽剛剛收養她的時候 Like, when my parents first adopted her,
我每天晚上都拿著玩具槍守在她床邊 I used to sit by her bed every night with a Nerf gun.
所以我家貓只有一隻眼睛了 That's why our cat only has one eye now.
帕克斯頓 我不會嘲笑你姐姐的 Paxton, I would never make fun of your sister.
她很潮 比我酷多了 She's super fashionable and way cooler than me.
-不許笑 -媽 -No laughing. -Mom!
很遺憾您有小兒麻痹癥 維什瓦庫馬爾醫生 I'm so sorry about your polio, Doctor Vishwakumar.
什麼 What?
謝謝你的道歉 Well, thanks for the apology.
既然我們和好了 那明天你家車庫見 If we're cool, should we meet in your garage tomorrow?
說實話我覺得還是算了 Actually, I don't think that's a good idea anymore.
有點怪怪的 你覺得呢 It just got weird, you know?
是 當然 我也正要說這個呢 Yeah, sure. I was gonna say the same thing too.
好 Okay.
那我們學校見 Well, uh... I'll see you at school.
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