Alain Terzian presents
Christian Clavier, Jean Reno,
Muriel Robin,
Mary Ann Zhozel in the film by Jean Marie Poire
"Corridors of Time 2"
Script and dialogues Clavier and Poire
Cast: Christian Bejo,
Claire necessary,
Christian Pereira, Marie Geyer,
Philip Lingerie,
Pierre Viale,
Jean Paul Myuel,
Didier Boehner,
Philip Maurier, Woman,
Elizabeth Marconi,
Jacques Motu
Roger Dumas as well as Jacques Francois Joly and Selvi
Co-production: Gamon, Senikamik, France Three Cinema with the participation of Canal Plus
Produced by Alain Terzi, Patrice Ledoux, Christian Clavier, Jean-Marie Poire
Director: Jean-Marie Poire
In the year 1123 from the Nativity, people were brave and persistent.
In these times of witches and wizards, lived in dense forests
fought each other with the help of spells.
Gotfrua Count de Montmirail, along with his servant Jacques-Obalduem returning from the war.
He hurried to his beloved, gentle Frenigonde.
Bewitched by way of witch he took his future father-in
Duke De Puya, for a bear and hit him with an arrow in the forehead.
In desperation because he can not now marry his betrothed
Godefroid went for advice to the great magician Eusebius.
Sorcerer took the corridors of time
Godefroy to return at the moment, which preceded the drama.
Sorcerer mistake and two representatives of the Middle Ages transported into the 20th century.
Crazy! Crazy!
Mom, here are some beggars!
Godefroy lucky enough to meet
his great-great-great-great-granddaughter Beatrice de Montmirail.
Beatrice, the wife of a dentist took Godefroy her cousin Hubert
Who inherited from ancestors long nose.
But Jacques-Henri Jacquard, a descendant of Jacques
refused to acknowledge his relationship with the plebeians.
Zhakuy and Godefroid acquainted with Jeanette, modern bomzhihi
their adopted for the stunt.
Learning that Zhakuy and want to get married Jeanette
Beatrice decides that Jeanette also from the Middle Ages.
Before returning to his era
Godefroy did so unwittingly
that Sergeant Zhebon, drinking sleeping pills, was enclosed in a cage.
Godefroid had to go back in time
to prevent the death of his future father-in.
However Zhakuy made a terrible thing to do.
In the Middle Ages it had stolen from the Duke jewelry and hid them in a secret compartment.
Caught in the 20th century he took them out of hiding.
Additionally, Zhakuy made his progeny Jacare
Go instead to the Middle Ages, in jacket, bought him Jeanette.
Without even knowing it, he did not give shut down the corridors of time.
The way!
What is behind the masquerade, a cousin of Hubert?
What the hell?
Messer! Zhakuy disobeys your orders.
Let me get him back and ask him pepper.
Leave him alone, my Ganalon. He is happy that the found himself once again in their native lands.
Let celebrate it in the tavern. He will be back soon.
Communication no. Thank you.
Spin wool girls
wool from my sheep
Knit Mittens
For the glorious captains
Swivel spindle When the candles and the sun
To weave a banner for the princely mighty man
My daughter, your wedding with Count Godefroy not happen!
These people are thieves!
They stole my jewels!
This can not be.
Accompanying you to a daughter, I took my jewelry with them, but they disappeared.
I was bewitched. As if by magic!
Do not get excited, sir Duke.
I will hold an inquiry, and if these walls thief is found, he will be hanged.
Among the jewels was a sacred relic.
Tooth holy Roland.
The only thing that remains of the saint, eaten by lions in Rome in front of Caesar.
This relic - the key to fertility.
Woe to the woman of the genus De Puev, unless she wears her wedding day.
For her marriage then it will be fruitless.
I'll find a holy relic, even if I have to walk to the gates of hell.
I believe in you, my love.
I love you.
Jewelry & relic must be found to the full moon.
Or I will cleanse this shame with blood.
Damn this land with their winds.
Father, you zaneduzhilos.
Messer count.
What are you doing here, Eusebius?
You're back safe and sound.
Course.
And your servant, too? It's all right.
He drinks in the tavern. Meanwhile, the Duke stolen jewelry.
I do not see anything in their jars. All in a daze. I'm scared.
When will I need your services, I'll let you know.
I think that opened the corridors of time.
What is this dog?
Take it easy, my dear.
Very similar to the wolves.
Do not be! Yes, it's wolves!
In Monmirayskom forest wolves!
's Crazy.
Monsieur, you need to report to the gendarmerie.
I met in the woods Monmirayskom wolves and bears.
They probably escaped from a circus.
Look at me!
Damn! You bear the mouth, like out of the gutter.
Zhakuevo offspring, not otherwise.
Something he looks noble.
Must be seduced Zhakuy Ostrogothic princess.
That's dressed up. What a sweetie.
You're drunk! Come clean your feet!
Hold it, hold on!
Away, Stink!
Seize him! If he runs, so guilty.
Blank.
Let go away!
Brother Inquisitor.
What the monks?
Look, you're the boss?
If you let me go, I will declare to you the gendarmerie.
Call me a cab and part as friends.
Repent and die in peace.
Look, brother, Inquisitor, the catapult.
Make way!
This is not mine! I stuffed some muck and pulled the jacket.
Burn! Burn it! Burn it! The fire it!
I was framed. This is not mine. This Jaco.
Burn it! Burn it!
This is the lowing of a cow!
Are you against cows?
Rather, my love!
My poor father, he is sick.
Relic, you've found the relic of the Holy Roland?
He is obsessed with, you need to call ekzersista.
Messer, the Inquisitor wants to burn Jacques de Bourges in the square Monmeray.
Burn?
Cold and clammy, it's pitch!
Mr. Head
I am ready to join your sect and as soon as I return to my
'll Send you a check for a large sum.
Renounce Velzivula and you die forgiven.
Do not you understand in French, dolt? You do not need a large sum?
- Monsieur, leave the tuna, Okay? - OK!
- Do not touch the fish on display. - A fine fish.
Refer to the salesgirl, she will be glad to serve you.
- Wow, Soloninko! - We need your fish.
- Take it easy, okay? - OK!
- No, sir. - Jeanette!
Here hidden immediately and beans and sausage, but they could not reach.
Stop shaking the jar. Give here.
You spoil me goods. Give. Well, you're all scattered.
- Eat it, the infection. - Curse.
- What's that? - Bread oven.
And so that your feet are no longer there. We are customers do not need them!
- Fuck you! - Homeless!
- So shake the horror. - Open the window, rather in the nose beats.
- In my boots better. - I can not breathe.
- I do not feel anything. - And I feel.
We have something burning, where the smoke?
Long live the Count!
You're making a big mistake. Oh, it's hot! Folks, this is Hubert!
Hubert to the rescue!
I Count de Montmirail.
How dare you to my domain judge someone and execute?
There's only I have the right to decide the question of life and death.
I drive out the evil spirit.
I'm here, quick!
This is my faithful servant Zhakuy and I can vouch for him.
Then tell me what the devil sounds publishing this box.
I can not breathe!
Where is the sound? I'm waiting.
Hell, there's great is hot.
Well, parrots and pretty.
If he has sinned, it will be executed.
But you have to try it with me. Observe the law.
We will grilling in your lock, and have no doubt that the court will soon.
I do not like your methods, the Inquisitor.
Amn yours, sir.
They shoot the breeze there, while I burn.
Not so that you are in a hurry. Can you explain what the circus, who are these assholes?
Damn it, you're not Zhakuy, and his distant offspring. How did you get here?
No, no. I'm not anyone's offspring. Take me to the hotel as soon as possible and I'll call my friend
prefect Selvenu Dulsburgu and not be good for anyone!
Shut your mouth, otherwise you are lost. Not a word, if you value life.
I want to see him as soon as possible a collar and chains.
Yes, my inquisitor and gagged.
Not only is not it, stop it!
This honey is so delicious!
This is not honey and chocolate.
In 5 minutes you ate a dozen tiles look, not bursting.
Chocolate, long live the chocolate!
Let me poupravlyat cart.
rights do you have? Well, sit down.
Careful, lout, now Vrezh. Spin the wheel, you might say, you fool!
Quietly, quietly, quietly.
Quietly!
Well, that get the hand, and now let me pass a large intersection.
I can!
Cabs, assholes!
Hey, sinner, durashlepy, slugs, toads!
What are you talking about? Vyrazhenitsa as in the Middle Ages.
What is the Middle Ages?
Do not know? Well, mediocrity, no culture.
What is it? What?
Ah, damn you! It was necessary to refuel. This outhouse on wheels eats so much gasoline.
Outhouse on wheels?
You buy new
doedu hitchhiked to the pawnbroker and driving a couple of your stones.
Well, I do not, to jewelry I would not touch.
I bury them at Madame Beatrice, to save for their children.
Sbrendil? Money to exist, to their lower.
Congress in Saint-Tropez, the fire in the sun.
No, we will return to this good lady and she will work hard
in exchange for food and her protection.
Yes, she kicked us, poses as a noble , bitch.
- Curva? Yes, yes, yes. - That's it.
Let's go to Ms. Kurva.
Jean-Pierre, I'm tired of you. I'm tired of your stupid misplaced skepticism.
Suppose I'm a skeptic, but in this case, two of us, right doctor?
Hubert - is Godefroid. He Wee and Ms Jeanette arrived from the Middle Ages.
You it is difficult to understand, but then just as in the TV series "In the boundaries of reality"
that you can not stand, and the kids love it.
Monsieur Jean-Pierre, you are on the phone. This is Madame de Montmirail.
You told Mom?
I want to let my wife Cora Hubert. It is necessary to inform her about the return of her husband.
Who asked you to do it?
Hello bark. This is Jean-Pierre.
Hang up immediately.
The fact that your husband showed up at us and...
What irresponsibility!
If I do not call this cow when thought it Godefroy Hubert
This is the fact that before his disappearance on Borneo
they hate each other could.
Do all this by himself.
Bea're overtired.
The doctor will prescribe you drop, and I'll order a pizza.
Who blows?
What the hell we work hard on these idiots?
- Hello, sir Goulart. - What do you need?
- Food and shelter. - What is it?
We want to work up a sweat on Mrs. whore - Beatrice for food and shelter.
- Who? - Speak for yourself, dear.
Beatrice sick, come later.
Bastard, he mutilated him!
Jean-Pierre as you can?
Wee Monsieur our good friend, and you shut the front door.
Come Wee Monsieur.
Again, this waste?
This offering Mrs. Kurva-Beatrice, my noble mistress.
What he Melita?
Offering to the language of the era means gift.
I thank you my dear minister.
Come together with your lady. Come on, come on.
He called you a bitch!
They have this word has certainly a different meaning.
What is another meaning?
Take these wonderful supplies to the kitchen. I beg you.
Now, Mrs. Beatrice-whore.
She likes what she is called a whore. I am concerned about the doctor.
Madame Franjieh! What a surprise.
You do not forget about the reception?
Not at all. Come in, I'm your man.
Beatrice! Madame Franjieh had to make a bridge. If you have problems call me immediately.
My noble citizen, have a serious problem.
Monsieur Jacquard went to your age.
- Do you understand? Okay? - Yes.
Impossible to Monsieur Jacquard remained in your times.
- Yes. - Fine. Need to crank this thing.
He did not realize what a crank. Well, deal with this situation. Understand.
What to take?
Bring him back in our time.
This is a great honor for my child - to serve Messer Godefroy.
What are you sir Wee, Jacquard for this is no good.
He's too sophisticated and it is not will make your climate.
You have to go back to him and send Jacques-Henri back to us.
You still have the drug, Wee Monsieur?
Well, no, not this stuff. No way. No.
Do not spit on the floor, stop. I did soap almost an hour, and you spit.
And Mrs. Jeanette too, from the Middle Ages?
Well, I thought so.
Mrs. Jeanette, will not you with Mr. Wim so kind
set the table for my precious wife and children
so we can all dine.
I have to go to someone who will probably be able to refer you ... You know where.
- Where to? - To the land of castles and noble knights.
Are you all right, ma'am Goulart?
We all eat at the table, not you to eat on the floor.
Very nice, we're not dogs.
I'm a man without prejudice. I do not care that my husband is not from a noble family.
We are delighted.
proceed.
Obviously, I am now servants.
Come be gone.
- Hey you! - Get out! Curse.
You hire a gardener?
None. But my wife wants to help one unemployed and his wife.
This is noble.
Do not want to break?
Do not worry. Sorry. I touched the gums?
Can not see anything, please attach it.
Who scattered my cigars? Bea!
This is your doing?
- None. - Okay.
- Jean-Pierre, I need to leave immediately. - Where?
I have to send Yui and Mr. Mrs. Jeanette home.
You leave them alone in the house?
You're right, it is necessary to seat them in front of the TV.
Disabled.
Look! What is this horror! Why did you touch the refrigerator?
Bea! Bea! Ui has a bottle in the kitchen. Bea!
Do not do something silly.
In the modern home too much not the usual things for you.
Not familiar?
- Yes, with which you are unfamiliar. - Idiot.
Sorry. Well, let's start.
You sit quietly with Mr. UEM on this box titled - canapes.
You are in for a surprise.
You've already seen the troubadours? Wait a second.
I'll show them to you. It is interesting, is not it?
Call Mr. Yui, let him see the box with troubadours.
Yes ma'am. The box with the troubadours. Dura.
Pal, the donkey was gone. I'll make you a cocktail.
And you look, whether they have a "CANAL +". What are you waiting for? Go.
Hell!
Do not move Madame Franjieh, delicate moment.
What are they soak? I knew it. I knew it.
If this happens, the needle pierced you in heaven, I'll yank it.
Hell!
- What have you done? - Oh my God! Oh my God!
What? What happened here?
What is it? What was it? Why exploded TV?
I do not hear anything.
He got right on the bonce.
Do not move, let me see you.
I do not hear anything.
This is not the ear, and the sulfur mines.
Well, how are you my friend? Call the doctor.
I am a doctor myself.
I do not hear anything. I can not hear.
Yawn sir. Yawn!
Well. Good for you. Good for you.
I hear, I hear. Box on fire.
He barely furychit. Looks bought second hand.
That you asked.
What's that smell? Something's burning!
Curse, sofas! Water quickly.
- Water, water. - I'll call the fire department.
Damn my bags.
Water, water! Here is water! Water!
Ferdinand Eusebius. Medium. Healer. Parapsychologist.
I know that my ancestor came here for drug
which allows you to travel through time.
Professor Eusebius bad.
Let go of it. Let him come.
Sorry, Professor, could you give me a little of the product
you gave my ancestor Godefroy.
The fact that he had accidentally left his servant and his wife in our time
Jaccard and sent there. Do you understand?
All worse than I thought. Is necessary to return to all the places.
It's all about witchcraft?
I hope I have the strength produce this drug.
Marietta bring you this morning.
Is best not to tell anyone that see.
things no one wants to believe and they are very costly to the uninitiated.
My God, rats, rats!
Help, rat here!
Help, rat here! The rats here!
Keep your food obsessed!
Gain strength, because tomorrow you face torture.
- Yes, it is. Do you know me? - No.
- Do not you Zhakuy? - Are you familiar with my little brother?
- Damn, and I - Prosper Coprinus. - Who?
- I collect manure. - Ah, that's what smells.
Look, we are related. You can not leave me.
I have a gold watch "Boucheron" 17 carats. Let me out - they're yours.
Look, what a beauty. Give! Give them a thief!
- Leave me alone. - Cousin, I did not mean to offend you.
Do not leave me alone, cousin!
Sergeant Zhibona found in an iron cage in a very careless a
drugged large dose dragonala.
I am the captain Batarde, investigating the attack, which has undergone Zhibon.
When I can question him?
His life is out of danger, but he swallowed so many antidepressant
that wakes up in two weeks. - Regrettable.
His friends told that he was doing some kind of record.
This is something unusual.
These antidepressants were prescribed to him? Answer.
Dragonal it in small doses soothing. But in combination with alcohol it
galyutsinatornoe antidislepticheskoe powerful stuff.
We often bring guys swallowed it at parties.
This is in such a state.
Parties, diklekticheskie antidepressants...
- Psychotogenic. - Yes, yes. Psycho.
Thank you, sir, but dangerous to be here .
Leave it to the professionals, okay?
Oka Oka!
- Oka! - Monsieur, you understand me?
- Stand back, okay? - Oka! Oka!
He does not understand a damn thing. Gilbert! Renee!
Needle broke off and I can not get it to hook . Now, now.
Sorry, maybe this is my wife.
Hello. Who? Oh, Cora. We were then corroded.
Unfortunately, you're not on time. We have a fire, exploded TV.
No, not at Hubert's death, he just lost his memory .
Better talk to a close friend. Monsieur Ouch! Monsieur Ouch!
Monsieur Uy, go here, please!
- Hey, Gibert! This wife's cousin Yuba. - Hello.
- Hello! - Handed the phone.
- Good afternoon sir. Are you a friend Monmiraya? - I Zhakuy.
- What is this game about memory loss? - What is it?
Game? Oh, this is about hunting?
You could not whistle, and explain to me why
bastard had not an know 15 years?
- You do not talk about it smartly. - Box of troubadours exploded.
- Boom! Hell! - What blew up?
- What is this idiot? - Where is Montmirail?
- At home in the fortress on the occasion of their wedding. - He's getting married to another?
Well, you need to solve some legal problems. Okay?
- Oka! - Complete idiot.
- Can I talk to Hubert? - No.
- You're a friend of Hubert? - No.
You are not familiar with Hubert? He did not even know with Hubert, a moron.
And he hung up.
- Philippines, your father was alive. - The truth?
Look, I was 5 years old, when he disappeared.
- Gilbert reeled out! - Gilbert reeled out!
- What's going on? - Have you had a fire, madam.
- It looks like an old TV blew up. - Hilda, children were not injured?
We have just come, madam.
A person who wants to help us, a member of your family?
- Ouch Monsieur? Our relative. - Tell him he's not wanted.
Us enough and he is at risk of suffering itself and property damage.
Mrs. Jeanette, let your noble companion cease their efforts.
Firefighters, these soldiers in helmets yourself cope.
- So to speak, not truncated? - Tell me it's just that he's not needed.
- Where is Jean-Pierre? - Shit, shit, what a day.
Well, that's all. What a day.
Calm down, sir. Leave it. We need a second hose.
- Is unwound. - Spit.
Firefighters flooded living room. This is terrible. What happened?
This is your asshole Uy was poured burning sofa vodka.
- Serge! Enough water. - Carpets are floating in the water!
What can you do, but at night you can sleep peacefully .
Doctor, I still have a long wait? Doctor, respond!
- Renee, cuts off the water! Shut-off! - Cut off.
Soon.
Done, boss!
What idiot did this?
- Great. - What did you say, Chief?
Carefully. Idiot! Chief, this tramp broke the signal!
- Doctor, this is a very bad joke! - I'm sorry, ma'am Franjieh.
- I forgot about you. - Your friend doused bum me out of the hose.
I will build you a reputation - not find it!
- Out of the way! - Do not push me, redneck!
This is necessary so to befoul the man's mouth! Yes, for 500 francs!
- Thanks for everything. - Why do you have poured Madame Franjieh?
- You and your lady's time on the return journey. - Renee, what is this circus?
- Not a dentist, and a butcher! - Madame, Madame!
Okay?
Now ice.
Well, who does that, my dear? In my purse, they will be more whole.
Duke lost his drugotsennostey.
Do something, otherwise my wedding is not going to happen.
You must return the person want to burn at the stake in his era
otherwise, it will fall county seven plagues of Egypt.
See what an icy wind blowing in the corridors of time ,
which remained open because of you! Now zasyadu cook the drug.
I do not know how long a descendant of Jacques able to withstand interrogation
Pons brother without giving us all. - Inquisitor here?
I'm giving up, I collect things and send to Mainz.
What about the seven plagues of Egypt?
- What is it? - It's me. Witch.
According half cup each. Here spell.
- Come and smell. They will not drink. - With hot chocolate smell will not.
A chocolate on the properties are not affected.
A breath of magic bullet.
- Lift, lift, breakfast is ready! Get up! - Was not the dusted.
Hot chocolate. Have you tried chocolate? Hot cocoa.
- Chocolate! Chocolate! - Have you tried the chocolate, Monsieur Uy?
This Nesquik. Enjoy your meal. Be careful not to spill a drop.
- I'm going. - Go, go. Play your golf. Before the evening.
- Get out of here! - A couple of sips.
Cocoa? This is delicious. And nutritionally.
What is chocolate? This drink konkistodory brought from Mexico in the 16th century.
And he created a furore. Since then, all crazy about him.
Jean-Pierre often tells the children: in life you need to try everything
If you do not want to remain underdeveloped.
're Very underdeveloped!
I do not care for those that he was brought into the 16th century.
- Then I'm not going to puke. - No, it's delicious!
Give this is not for you. This is for you, damn it.
Get off, I said. I have nothing to take over the gills. All, I'm not staying here.
So I was a servant at this idiot! Meet me at the gas station.
And then try to sell your trinkets.
You can not leave here until drink chocolate.
- My jewels! I'll kill the thief! - No, wait, wait!
What screams, what's up?
Jean-Pierre, it worked! There's your proof.
From here the golf balls?
Now, Mrs. Jeanette, it's your turn.
I have your attention, honorable Mrs. Jeannette.
How will you cope one in this hostile world?
- Still coping. - Not brave.
I need on the case in Bourges. This is the new 500, not 50!
Your girlfriend strangely vrazhaetsya. Foreign woman, or what?
No, Frenchwoman. Just their little family all crazy.
Mrs. Jeanette, if you stay here, you will lock all the corridors.
This is a disaster. I will not leave as long as you do not drink chocolate.
Okay, boring. If you want to help me, I do not mind.
Incurred these cans, but what about your chocolate - we'll see.
Okay. What a burden.
Mrs. Jeanette, why you need so much gas?
- Are you familiar with the engines? - Shut up and be quick!
And you quickly adapt.
Do you really think that can live without a master Yui?
Select expression. I am a free woman and not going to wait tips from men how to live.
I agree with you. I will not let Jean-Pierre pose as macho.
Oh, what am I doing here? How did I get here?
People! Help! To me, help!
- People, help! Come on! - Messer Goulart!
- Ouch Monsieur, and you're here? Where are we? - Magic! We're back in the days of the wolves.
At what ages? Who let you take my golden knife?
What he does is this idiot? What are you doing? Stop it!
- Nerd! Idiot! Nearly broke my tailbone itself. - Quiet!
Horses! Hide, I can smell the horses!
Ouch, stop playing the Indians and answer the question.
- Who are these people? - The Duc de Luynes, called stubborn.
Clear Burgundians!
- Ouch Monsieur, what is the castle on the hill? - This fortress Montmirail.
- But what year? - Run faster!
stubborn attacks, it is necessary to sound the alarm!
Wait a minute, I'm in slippers!
But where are we, sir Uy?
I'm afraid, sir Ouch! Monsieur Ouch!
Jump!
E! Zhakuy-twit back!
Hush, hush glorious Boniface, not far from here beast!
Stubborn? Stubborn!
I have three skins sderu, pigs!
What, what is it? What is here?
Not an easy my mission, my son. But know this, it's all for you to get rid of the evil one!
What would you do? What do you do?
Begin.
What is this thing? No, no, no!
'll Have to postpone the questioning. I hear the sound of the tocsin and must hasten to the aid of his people.
Do your duty, sir Gotfrua, I let the same fulfill mine. Leyte!
By your coming, he confesses
can you condemn this heinous sinner to be hanged!
This is only the beginning to make it is compliant.
If he is dead when I get back, then you will have to deal with me.
Chase after me, Monsieur Ouch!
Wow. Went to golf, and landed in the middle of a war.
The city Stubborn. All Vles. In the woods!
While fighting draper it is not a sin to fleece.
Wait.
Well, how do I look?
Help, Zhakuy back! Help!
Spare me god, marry you, ugly.
Who are you noble man?
- Quietly. - Help!
Wait M. Uy.
Shit.
Shit!
Messer Duke caught servant Monmiraya.
Long live the Duke de Luynes sir!
- Drown it in the bag. - No, sir!
Death before defeat.
Messer!
You bring back the loot Montmirail.
Your land will go to me and I'll make you lay his knee in front of the Duke of Burgundy!
Never. I am a vassal of the King of France and will be faithful to him.
Messer! Sir!
This Zhakuy.
Messer Gomelan.
I'll be back Montmirail.
Only confession before that.
Thank you very much, Lord, thank you and your family.
Muddlehead? You're in no time? I thought you made his offspring to take your place.
No, no.
He's here, close by, in the main tower. His brother questioned Pons.
My child being questioned? Here the poor fellow.
Some scoundrel stole jewelry Duke De Puya holy and sacred tooth Roland.
This wicked has deprived me of the opportunity marry and have offspring.
You do not know who this is?
No means. Absolutely not.
I instruct you to find the villain. I'll have to take off his skin and quartered.
Quartered!
We will be ruthless.
Messer, do not leave me alone.
Zhiwei Muddlehead. Come on
Yes, yes. Messer.
Lost touch with our mad race across the plains, weakened.
Muddlehead you panting like a hunted dog.
Narrowed.
Favorite. Father finds no place. What do you hear about the holy relics of Roland.
My trusty Zhakuy looking for her.
- Yes, yes, lovely lady. - I'll pray.
Messer! Messer accused confessed to the horrific things.
Disarm him. You're under arrest. This unfortunate admitted
that you entered into a deal with the devil.
And was burned Ranged-Rover.
I blame you, that you had been burned Ranged-named Rover.
Brother Pons, who is such a Ranged Rover?
Now we learn. Pour in the water.
Poor descendant he now burst.
Do not bother damned. Prizhgite his tongue.
Bonzhua, Sendeni, hit the Inquisitor.
Heretics! Castle heretics in the power of Satan!
I'll burn you, erase you from the face of the earth.
Amory put down the grid.
I owe you my life Muddlehead.
It is my duty to defend my master.
My poor child relationship. As it is inflated belly.
Enough. It is better to get cleaned up. This suit does not suit you.
Messer came Eusebius.
Zhakuy why I have to carry your child ?
I met a brother, of which have not seen.
What's wrong with him? It does not pass through the door?
No sir, he pees.
This will never end.
What's the commotion, my favorite.
Do not stand in the draft narrows otherwise you will blow.
In August of this beastly cold.
I want to pee.
He wants to pee.
It pisses me pants, sir. Donkey, idiot.
On the drink.
Well, not really, not a drop more.
Drink, drink now.
Quickly spell until he spat out drinking.
My descendant! He has turned into a pile of shit !
What is this emeralds on your fingers?
This is a gift of Mrs. Petranilly, my bride.
- Lies! You robbed the Duke of Puya? - He's not breathing.
Where his jewelry?
- I have them stolen Mrs. Jeannette. - Jeanette? You mean it?
This is why the Duke as if something something sucks.
Jewelry drag it to the corridors of time.
They can not stay there, if he's here.
I'll kill jackal damned.
You owe me a life sir Godefroy. You swore.
Catastrophe. Give drink Ganalun.
We'll find Mrs. Jeanette and will select it from sacred tooth to return to the duke.
This is a continuation of my family.
No, no. Not that. This swipes turns guts inside out.
On, drink.
I hope to see you alive and sane , sir.
Drink this drug is not very secure. It requires a lot of courage.
- Very large. - The rest to come back.
If they do not come back, I immure you in the deepest dungeon of the castle, a wizard!
You surprise me Mrs. Jeannette. You are right ass driving.
And I do not have rights.
- I'd be surprised if there were. Where so we hurry? - In Bourges.
Tell Mrs. Jeannette how you got there? What is the housing?
From what wall? Of dried mud.
No, Ms. Goulard. We Gadim right on trowels and obtained the bricks.
Even so.
Glorious weather. Jean-Pierre probably enjoys golf.
My jewelry.
Tell my favorite, we will half moon in the fortress of my cousin Amory.
My father did not want to stay here.
My treasure.
Monsters. Bea Bea Bea!
What is this clown?
Bea.
Another bewitched.
Where are you going now?
I want to know at a pawn shop address appraiser. I have something to drive. Wait for me at the bar.
I buduzhdat you in the "Vikleo Pub."
Glass of water from the tap and an empty glass.
Thank you.
Mrs. Jeanette, Mrs. Jeanette drink your chocolate! Hell in a skirt!
Damn, we bricked up.
- You should not have to drink this sentence. - Shut up, coward.
- Any news? - Cloris, I'm number 1.
Cloris in touch. In the forest Jaccard no, now we will examine the pond.
- We bricked up! - Quietly.
Eusebius foresaw it, we are lost.
Break through the wall that log.
Leave a hypothesis about the kidnapping. Mr. Jacquard prone to sudden departure?
Sometimes he makes three or four- walks. As he calls them.
And what fun assume these walks?
Golf, wind-surfing with friends.
Dinners in restaurants.
With strong drink. He loves to lay by the collar?
Bottles! Bottles of wine each.
Come on, drunk.
The health of King Louis 6! Long live the fat man!
Come on.
Monsieur Jacquard loves good wine, but what you say...
Cheers! Greetings.
- What is making this tramp? - This is Brother host.
According to him immediately obvious - drunk.
Something no hurry for our luggage.
Is there anyone?
Damn, these tramps are back!
Stop! Immediately respond, what you did with Jaccard!
Stand still and the massacre will not happen.
Chocolate, sir! Chocolate, Godfrey!
What are you doing, stop.
- Come on, you fool! - I'm coming, sir.
Give mousse.
Thank you my lord. Thank noble lady.
He always well groomed this Deryck.
It is better to die than kill!
Odette, who is it?
Do not touch him sir, he lights up. This is a box of troubadours.
Hold this mousse, plebeyka, and do not try to eat it.
Give me that.
Now back.
Should check to see if who escaped from a mental hospital.
- What is it? - They threw the TV out the window.
- Maybe it was broken? - Zhazel, call vlechebnitsu.
Mom, they threw out the window Derek. Why is this sweep yelled at me?
Well, there are porters.
What do they have for the form? Look silly.
Evil in you language, Maurice.
There's still a lot of things in the trunk.
Old kindly gave us a lift on their wagon.
- What? - Do it, the rogue!
What does this mean? I will not complain.
- Obey and then vsporov your belly. - Get woman.
I'll suffocate. This ferret I breathe in the neck!
Zhazel better to be silent. Where does your Jeanette?
He rides too quickly. I'm Vyblyi all giblets.
Stop the cart, sir Godefroy will now throw up.
- What? - Barf!
Stop.
Wait, I say. It will throw up.
Get out!
Stop annoy them. You do see that it's crazy.
Messer, glotnu vinegar.
Come on Maurice, until they came out.
Do not shout. I have from you constant stress.
I am able to manage the cart. Mrs. Jeanette taught me.
They're back.
I'll take you not as fast as this plebeian.
Leave me to die alone.
Poor as it turns.
- Hurry! - Do not rush me. Anything with a motor.
Not enough, so he died.
Leave me alone.
- Stalled. - Stalled stalled. Try it yourself, idiot.
Well, let's go, let's go.
- Here we go. - Where? Back?
Shut up. Come on.
No matter what is not capable of shit.
- Wait a minute, let's go. - Messer wagon.
CLICK Maurice. They are catching up with us.
Add the gas dolt fell to the bastard.
I'm trying, but it's not easy.
- Well, probably the same! You jerk. - Shut up.
In my not bad.
- Messer! - We got rid of them. Bravo Maurice.
Okay, okay.
Praise be to you, sir. Sir! Great!
Just like in a tournament in San Sebare.
You say that YB De Montmirail responsible for the disappearance of the director.
He kidnapped Jacques-Henri. Strangled his chain.
But, but without exaggeration.
Where am I? In what year?
Owner. Jacques-Henri where are you?
I pumped the rotten water tortured me mad monk.
He put me under a huge wineskin. I returned from the Middle Ages.
From the Middle Ages?
You have to take into custody Yuba De Monmiraya. This he stuffed me some muck.
Crammed with filth, as Sergeant Zhibona?
I want to pee.
What's he doing in the closet?
In my facilitated.
- Where does that door? - In the wine cellar.
Interesting coincidence.
Dive, dive.
- Planchet, go here. - Huh?
- Help? - Yes.
- Touch it, once you know how to manage the cart. - Now, sir.
Pulls!
So what? She did not even hums dolt.
But I strongly push for the same things, and that Mrs. Jeanette, sir.
What's the matter? Damn.
Plebeian, you are not able to manage this cart.
Let's go! It turned out she went!
- Hold on tight reins. - Machine!
Messer I tamed the cart, she obeys me. Settle for more convenient.
We're going backwards.
Of course, well, what can I do, sir.
I can not control it. Wow.
Carefully, she raced at full speed! Messer!
Careful, sir!
Saracen sir, Saracens.
Crazy! Again, these are crazy!
Abnormal!
Help.
This junk we will not attract attention.
Cleverly invented.
The main thing that we did not notice. So far, all was well.
Lord gendarmes! Lord gendarmes! Lord gendarmes!
- What does she want? - Shut up. Yes, a woman?
Sorry to bother you, but my son does not want homework
Instead all the time watching television.
I told him: "This will call the gendarmes, they will come and take you."
Can you scare him a little bit?
Follow me sooner. Well? Hurry, hurry.
Son, the gendarmes came.
Increase your voice to it.
Homework, young man!
Damn box with troubadours!
Suzanne, mother Lyaglo moved forward. Throws TV out the window.
Van Van.
I am not and I am a husband Beatrice.
Drink this potion.
What other drug?
's Crazy, once they are. Hold on.
Godefroy, why are you here again?
Let's go to Ms. Jeanette.
She steal jewelry Duke. She needs to cut off his hand.
Yes, my future father-in jewelry.
But why are you dressed like that? Where did you get this uniform?.
- Found. - In the wagon.
If they catch you in a way we will all sweet.
I want sweets, chocolate, chocolate.
Beatrice, took us to the abode Mrs. Jeannette.
She slipped away from me in Bourges.
Then in Bourges.
In Bourget cut off her hand, it is the land of the king.
She disappeared, vanished, disappeared, melted away.
Melt away! Disaster!
This is a tragedy. We have to pick up the rest of is a holy relic.
Other corridors of time are closed.
Duke die, is not to be my wedding. I will not have my offspring.
Well, clearly, it is an emergency, need to move.
And the seven plagues of Egypt.
Yes. It's completely useless.
Anyone?
Inquisitor.
Finish it off. No mercy.
Shoot alive this jacket. Give me the knife.
You can not touch this policeman. You can not.
But it inquisitor, he is against us.
Take all these patches. That's it.
Move fast, talk as little as possible.
Godefroy not forget that you are my cousin UB and be polyubeznee, please.
Good day.
Good morning, Colonel.
Captain. Captain Botarde. National Gendarmerie.
I need Mr. Hubert de Montmirail.
Very well. UB and his mechanic. Just went for tea.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
UB - participant of the rally.
It's not easy to comply with all regulations regarding speed limits.
Once they nearly broke up with and then behave very sensibly.
Good. Have you had a fire?
Yes, the TV exploded. Suddenly.
What zazhutky smell in the house?
The smell of burning.
I had decided - unwashed feet.
It's a box of troubadours.
You watched "The box with the troubadours." This is a new transfer Pascal Sevran.
A very nostalgic.
I rarely watch TV. Only the weather forecast and the news.
Monsieur de Montmirail, M. Jacquard claims
you have stuffed him with drugs and entered into the cell.
He cleared his nose.
Monsieur Jacquard - the brother of your assistant?
My brother - a beetle.
Do you have other brothers besides Jaccard?
Jacquard - my offspring.
This is a cowardly pig, which only can do is pee.
You exaggerate Hubert.
He blew a wineskin, and now he wants it all drained.
In fact, it is, sorry, urinates anywhere.
So, you are ready to confirm that your brother known alcoholic.
They are.
Hurry Beatrice. We have to find Ms. Jeanette.
And cut off her hand.
I'm sorry. Off with his hand?.
No, no. This one friend hooked on Borneo
Leprosy, and now she gradually amputated arm.
Unfortunately, it is unknown how many once again have to.
How awful that such illness still not eradicated.
And here is my husband.
Head breaks. I'll go lie down to sleep.
Jean-Pierre, where have you been? You have not played golf in ? In what state are you?
- I dryhnul. - Dryhnul?
Yes. In a grove, and I had a terrible dream. I have a headache, I'll still get some sleep.
Broad daylight. What's wrong with you?
He's back, back. He was at Petranilly. But with these boobs.
Why are you sleeping in the Grove, Jean-Pierre? Who is this that Petranilla?
I have no idea.
Monsieur de Montmirail visit this week to the gendarmerie
give evidence in connection with the charges put forward by
Against you this gentleman's brother.
My brother - a bag of shit.
I see in this house reigns not the best atmosphere.
Well. My respects to Madame. Call the plumber.
I suspect that at the time of the fire you have been
damaged sewer, judging by the smell.
I'll see you.
What happened to your machine.
Nothing good, blew cigarette lighter.
Cigarette lighter?
Amazing.
Monsieur Ouch, sorry, as strange as it sounds
we could not meet with you in the raw forest where wolves roamed?
Wolves? Yes, wolves!
Nerd. Well, nothing. Thank you.
This car is lighter?
That's right, Captain.
Be careful with that thing. Turns out they explode.
- Oh, Beatrice! - Bark?
Barely, barely had found your home. Hubert you?
Wait a minute, now open gate.
Razlyubeznaya go.
Later, Gotfrua. An unpleasant surprise. There appeared Cora, wife of Hubert. Hide soon.
Well, no, you're hiding for 10 years, Hubert. At this time will not work.
This is a dad?
Yes. He has changed a lot. I hardly recognized you. You're awfully old.
You also did not spare the life, my dear. I hardly recognized you, too.
You're all the same discourteous. So it's just you.
What zazhenschina? She needs to cut off the tongue.
- I'm sorry? - Shut up, you twit!
Dad.
Hug his daughter?
A, it is your offspring, sir? Not bad.
Do Hubert amnesia, Cora. Be patient.
This is a Filipina, UB, your daughter. Bark - your wife.
What a joy to see you, Philippines. You're beautiful and pure as the morning dew.
I've been waiting for you, Dad. Are you all this time was on Borneo?
If that bastard offspring, her place in the monastery.
What nonsense is he talking about?
It's with you I said the day evening on the phone?
Well, yes, of course. Drushki you were always shine.
Shine!
If your daughter means something to you, may deign to stay on her wedding?
No, it is absolutely impossible.
I can not stay, woman. With a heavy heart that I must leave you.
What a shame. How annoying is to leave offspring.
I beg you.
Young maiden, your request has touched my heart, but I can not do it.
My soul is with you, but I have to disappear.
I'm sorry, but that's it.
- Come on, Filipino, your father was a scoundrel. - I'm disappointed.
I do. I'll take you.
Hubert was expressed both in the old books.
He wanted to go back to their roots.
A friend of his debility, he from?
I do not know, but they do not leave.
Amazing.
wagon, the rogue!
Help, flood! Flood!
What did you do with the machine, Jean-Pierre?
It's only water. In the cart!
What else do these idiots have done?
This is all fire, Jean-Pierre. The car was full of vody.Boyus, it now will not start.
We're late. We have to find a tooth Holy Roland.
What a huge tooth, like veal fang.
But why then it is decorated with such a large number of precious stones ?
These jewels got my fiance gift.
If you manage to get for them are good money, we are ready to give you half.
Clear.
- Rings lady you were looking for. - Fine.
Madame Hubert de Montmirail? My pleasure, ma'am.
Says Mr. Voloshko. I'm a woman now
whose reputation is more doubtful.
I need time, I need to study these jewels under the microscope.
Do not forget to return!
Car my husband was flooded. I need six candles Bosch and covers in the box.
Well shod wagon.
Where you from, boy, from Portugal?
What are you drinking?
- You want a sip? - Do not give up.
- It's out of your lands? - Yes.
This is a drink of warriors. Adds strength.
And a new battery.
Up, down. Up, down.
Up.
Wee Monsieur. Bring me the battery.
12 volts, so heavy.
How much do I owe you?
Pollo! Look for mechanisms harder to find suitable staff. I'm sorry, ma'am.
You're right, it is difficult to find a suitable mate .
No, no, monsieur Wee, do not mess with it.
What's the buzz? Pollo! I'll be right there.
Here, here.
Two thousand six hundred twenty three. Are rounded up to twenty.
Very cute.
Pollo, are you crazy?
This is known as a garage. Do you like it?
I watered the Pollo. Pollo a good friend.
You agreed with him, that's good. He was happy.
Here it is.
I'm impressed. My husband always had a weakness for bright virgins
but here... I even hurt. Do not you think?
In general, yes. So you know these jewels?
Yes, yes. Hubert must have presented them to this...
Please, do not say anything about my daughter . She is delighted with his father.
My lawyer tomorrow reward you for your courtesy.
That's what I thought, madam.
I have no doubt.
My respect, ma'am.
I'm starting to annoy it.
Get out!
What's the tone, you ass!
Madame de Montmirail did not call the police , but I will not be so forgiving!
Give now jewelry scoundrel, and then shlopochesh me.
Ah well!
Hell.
Madame de Montmirail, your cousin Hubert you?
Yes, but what?
We receive complaints, sir. Follow us.
And your mechanic too.
- I? - No, no. Here it is.
Monsieur de Montmirail accused in custody sergeant Zhebona into the cell.
This is my offspring. He's back! Hi descendant! Hello, hello, a descendant! Hi!
I am also very happy that he's back. But do not make noise.
Monsieur Jacquard, hug brother and start a confrontation.
How do I embrace this pig? Interrogate the leader of the gang.
Let me start by Monsieur Jacquard.
Sergeant Zhebona you know?
Course.
He accuses you of what you have concluded him in a cage, after having beaten.
- Brutally. - And forced to swallow a huge amount of psiholile...
Psychodysleptic.
Consequence of which was a loss of consciousness, delirium, vomiting, diarrhea, dehydration, incontinence.
Do you confirm this?
Yes, I do, again and again.
Gendarme is the person sworn.
Response, be very careful.
I'm not going to answer Okhlamanov without permission intruder in my chambers.
That is Zhebon invaded your home without a search warrant.
This is a dream. What is this game? If you want to drag out the investigation,
then you have to deal with the prefect Selvenom Duisburg, my friend.
Yes descendant. I love you, love.
Noble sir Phew. I'm sorry.
Calm M. Jacquard.
That I demanded that Sergeant searched the room of a dork.
I had a suspicion that he and stinking dwarf
Who stuffed me in the brothers - the people of the Middle Ages.
This is my offspring. I saved him from the torture.
Look at him, normal people does behave this way?
No, this type of Serdnevekovya!
Monsieur Uy, calmer. I can not go on.
And as long, which also does not smell flowers
it made me drunken with some swill and result, I woke up in the Middle Ages
Surrounded by smelly gnomes were stolen my gold watch.
Yes, yes. Then they plastered me resin and dragged him to the fire.
And then mad obscurantist sneered at me
Rotten pumping water, which is why I still pee anywhere.
Yeah, I noticed.
Captain! That's great. Monsieur Jacquard answered all the questions
I asked, met these two entities.
They are from the Middle Ages.
- Well, of course! - Son!
Indeed. You have to be an idiot to do not understand.
This is a smelly, middle-aged rats.
Zhebon. Not everyone who does not wash his feet - from the Middle Ages.
We have some of the gendarmerie modern specimens.
None other than it is not possible to explain.
Death before defeat. I swear.
Secret corridors leading to the treasure Montmirail.
All became clear. Dork! You are all dorks.
All clear. Everything is transparent.
Pretty Zhebon. This confrontation, not a circus.
Do not you believe him? Take a look at I also have traces of fire.
I roasted toe. Look, what is it?
Compare with the finger on the other foot. Look. Here you go. You see.
Give Monsieur Jacquard sedative.
Loon. You are all dorks.
this hoodie, I invented that, too? Do you think that I'm in it I go to a restaurant?
Clothes for torture.
- I do not know. They smell the wine. - He sleeps for at least a day.
No, what are you? Leave me alone. Leave.
I racked his horse dose.
Why do I need your sedative. I feel great.
Sorry Mr. Earl. I did not think that confrontation will go into that.
We will continue on Monday at the gendarmerie.
You're a wise man. Promising that will not stretch out his hand on these people
To avenge the insult.
This is really very clever.
Consigns you to the Lord.
My son is weakening. Can he take a sip of vinegar?
- All clear! - Vinegar is not the best option.
Well, you have a little family. Your father was an alcoholic?
My Dad gave Oak when drunk walked into the tavern. He stumbled and fell into the pond.
Clear. You mean more luck. I have the honor.
Ms. Countess calling you mate.
Thank you. Hello, Jean-Pierre? Again something wrong?
I can not go to the golf course. Returned this tramp.
What luck.
On her sorry to see her chipped off some two aunts.
These pigs also got to be healthy.
I go, darling.
She cut off his hand, Whack, Whack, Whack.
Come on, sir Ouch. There have cut themselves what you want. But do not do that here.
You do not cut off the hand of thieves?.
There is nothing like it.
But they will steal again.
All harder Godefroy. Do not hurry so. I was out of breath.
- Madam, I was just coming to you. - I do not have time.
Pollo said that this is your Portuguese gardener, set in motion the lever.
My gardener Portuguese?
Well, enjoy.
Yes. I'll talk to her husband Monsieur Pashar and call you back.
Make it quick, I have to compensate the damage to the owner of the truck !
When I'm welcome here no one should go.
Bling I whistled.
What is this gun sir?
They have since questioned dolt. Now the good Jean-Pierre will show her. Come here.
Thief.
You sit here?
Do your thing, the executioner.
What is that?
Hangman, a sadist.
Nezhenka, I just made you a shot. This fool beat.
Two cows thrash me at the assessor.
- Where jewel thief? - Alive speak, and then you cut off your hand.
Sit down. Scores will reduce later and you open your mouth.
I will make an impression, and in the next once you put the crown.
Are you kidding me. I have nothing to disfigure.
You are not able to pay?
Close your mouth.
Enough to put on an act.
All. Rinse.
- Shit, what's so painful? - Oh, fontanelle.
- Get away. - In this case, there is something.
Jean-Pierre, you need to recover the cost of van.
Come dear, inquiry is not for women's eyes.
What are you talking about?
Take them away. They told me on my nerves.
You have already received jewelry, Mrs. Jeanette?
I've got slyamzila Kral Hubert.
Kral?
Kral then wife. Hubert's wife, ie bark. Do you understand?
Take me most to her.
- Awesome. - We Kicking out of the stolen loot.
I lost a tooth because of it. Who do I compensate losses?
Embossing nothing we will not, behave courteously.
And if you want to return the relic, Godefroy, do not forget, you - YB De Montmirail.
When it is necessary, I can make an appearance.
Hey, open up! Open the door!
Quietly M. Uy.
What's the buzz? Hubert why have you come?
I told everyone that you paused abroad. What is this formation?
Who will pay for my tooth?
Not now Madame Ow.
My stealing my beautiful doe. Delight of my eyes, , give me back my treasures.
I thank you with a tender kiss.
Here's what you came for. Clear. Jewels in the safe at my notary.
Order their deliver.
I will not bother meter binaries.
Then why do you? To give them this whore.
What? Look over an old mop.
Pose as the devils. Kral.
Bark, honey. What is going on here? I draw some Shavoga 61 years.
- Luynes. - Death Burgundians!
Are you crazy?
- Crazy, crazy. - Calm down, my Zhakuy. This is a distant descendant of stubborn.
Pal you crazy, he could kill Valerie.
Sorry, it a simple man.
You abruptly opened the door, that they were afraid of attack. That's it.
Sorry, I attacked you?
Part.
Daddy you're here. All were so eager to meet you . Come on.
Everything went awry. I have to talk about compensation for their loss of tooth.
No, wait a little madam Ouch. Be patient. Be patient.
My fiance's parents. Monsieur and Madame Limo-Perikar.
My future father-in-law rector of the academy in Nancy,
fine literature teacher trained in the stories.
Well, not all of the hoof.
Hello.
And this is his cousin Beatrice de Montmirail.
- I am very glad, madam. - Hello.
- Great. - And that Monsieur and Madame Vu, working for Hubert.
That will not go for dinner.
Hell, we do not shine here to eat.
I'm sorry, I shall bring clarity. I Jeannette Sarkli.
Very nice Madam Wee. Oh, Sarkli.
- For the work you have to pay. - And this is my fiance - Benoit.
I'm honored sir.
Young virgin. Not knowing tired zealous with the wedding night
so that your most coveted gave us a male heir.
- Originally - Long life to the young!
Hubert has always been a master of toasts.
A nice wine each. But tell me stealing making this Luynes at Montmirail?
Hubert do not know what you have told. Well, this is too much.
Do not make excuses. I'm sorry about this unfortunate scene.
He was quick to change the pope.
- Philippines! - Shut up and stay out of our affairs.
You're too chatty. I'll throw you out the window.
Burgundy pig.
- Hey, move the knife. - Dad, do not spoil my holiday.
Mercy on him, be gentle.
Consider yourself lucky.
Nicole Bernard I'm sorry.
Hubert, beg you to leave this house tomorrow morning.
Before the wedding, the Philippines I suggest you return notary jewelry
and more of us will not associate anything.
I was not looking for feuds with you.
Once you accept this circus, I do not insist on your presence at dinner.
Let me see what friends you have not ah.
- Luck to you. - Beatrice.
I was very glad to meet you.
Adieu, dear ladies and gentlemen.
- Originally. - Reception is not very hot.
Yes. But why was hitting Duke de Luynes?
- This is a traitor. - Crappy Burgundian.
Behave yourself, Monsieur Wee.
Come quickly, I am hungry.
Zayed "Pizza Hut". I also play march intestine.
Stalk or white meat Wee?
Legs, feet.
You Mrs. Jeanette white or wing?
Whatever. Bourgeois at the table hobo on the floor. Thank democracy.
Shut up.
Slow down those tone. Here, try potato fries.
Potatoes.
Well, you make it.
I want to eat potatoes on the floor.
Do not plebeian, you Montmirail. Do not forget that.
Okay sir.
He also Goulart!
Do not argue over nothing.
- What about our share of jewelry? - Those cursed jewels...
This is a treasure of the Duke de Puya, but Muddlehead back with me tomorrow
get some rubies from my casket.
No, no, I'm not going back, I do not want to.
- Do not play the fool, but what Rubinchik? - You want to go there?
That's it. You go way, and everything will be fine.
And none of you will not regret.
Madame waiting for you sir.
I'll stay here
What is this view?
Fastest woman.
Here's your jewelry, you can check out.
Tooth. Thank you my dear.
Please bezlitsemeriya.
I do not crave you to be present at the wedding .
But I know that your daughter would be very happy to . So...
I do not harbor resentment to you bark.
I, too, Hubert.
Tooth with you?
Course.
Then home. Drink a little chocolate and a long journey.
Yes, we need more time to close the corridors.
- Daddy, Daddy! - Wait for me in the wagon.
- There's no time. - In carriage and no sound!
Well, if you speak to me in that tone.
He took Rubinchik?
In the cart, and not the sound.
You're not staying at the wedding?.
- I'm bitter, but I can not stay. - You can not do that.
Once you're here, you should stay.
Girl I'm not your father and I have to a long way to where I arrived.
But who are you, if not my father? You look so much like him.
I am your ancestor, and I can feel your excitement as if you were really my daughter.
I suffered so much from the fact that father left me.
Replace it to me at least day of my wedding. I beg you.
You do not know what you're asking.
When I saw you yesterday morning, in my mind everything turned upside down.
I was so happy to introduce you to Benoit. Do not deprive me of this happiness.
Tell me you love me, and stay, whoever you may be.
God, if I stay, what will happen to the Duke of Puem?
I beg you, tell me yes.
I love you, my great-great-grand daughter. I swear my sword, I'll take you down the aisle.
- I'm proud that you're my blood. - I am too.
This is a family tradition.
Why does he wear a sword? He is a member of the Academy?
Why he made Filipina pinned this stuff?
I do not care, after the ceremony, he'll take it.
What's that smell in the church?
Nogami. Heels dear.
Where did Muddlehead? We have to go back.
I'll make cocoa.
Baby, do it silently. This is not spoken in the ear.
Do not attract attention.
You stand on the lookout buddy?
What a beauty.
Why would you think that? Do you want us to be caught?
Beautiful fabric, gold jewelry!
Can not something to not steal.
Do you have cocoa powder?
No, ma'am.
But I need to add anything. In its pure form it is like glue.
Monsieur and Madame Vu will not drink it.
Can I take a look, what do you have? I am Bea cousin Madame Cora.
I'll put it in our rattletrap idiot, and you Sopra her keys.
Gluttony.
A fine fish.
A thousand apologies.
We are familiar with. You Jaccard's brother. How are you?
Slowly, Your Honor, on the sly.
Judging by your costume, you are helping in the organization of the reception?
Thank you for your kindness.
Poor man.
You do not believe me, but I am preparing magic drink.
Yes, of course. We tried.
Bark, stole my, you know, where my servant?
- No, Hubert. - He's hiding from me.
- Where is the toilet? - Over there.
- Here you go! - You scared me.
- What is it? - Fresh fish. Very tasty.
Come and smell. Why did you put it on the hood? Did you get the key from the clunker?
Go back, the confusion and come up with how to get while I pokaraulyu silver.
The key?
- Yes, the key. - The key is the key. Key.
Bass louder and take up a reflector hell.
Good guys can drink some coffee, and proceed.
Today, we'll show them.
Go on, girl. Come on, come quickly!
We are waiting for you.
Zhakuy, Zhakuy.
Burgundians - Thug. Catch, grass, Davie!
Loop it around your neck or head sorva.
What is this?
Musicians rehearse dear.
Zhakuy. Zhakuy.
Some moron is ruining the equipment.
Might and quiet.
Contemporary music.
Zhakuy. Where are you Zhakuy?
Zhakuy, Zhakuy.
Long live Louis 6, fat man.
Spin spindle with candles and the sun.
Hey, mummers. Leave the microphone alone. This is an expensive professional equipment.
I'm coming to meet you, troubadour. Sweetens guests.
Is he crazy? 4000 francs.
Monsieur Ouch.
Ms Beatrice, wants to see you Mrs. Jeannette. She is looking for a key.
Well, as long as try this wonderful soup.
chalk like. No smell. Now throw up.
Fussy. Wait here, I'll be back.
I'm waiting. Key.
Key as the key.
There is nothing to clean the shells.
Yes, here are the hog. Damn.
Hey, what are you doing here?
Who is the noise?
Hurry. You do not dance captain?
With you, madam, with pleasure.
I, too, but, sorry, maybe next time.
Met her once with friends, I asked her, Mademoiselle than admit it, your life is full?
And, laughing, she said: "I sell apples, chestnuts and hoists, hoist mascots."
Bride charming.
Apples, chestnuts.
Pears, apples and chestnuts.
Apples, chestnuts, pears.
Leave troubadour. Come on.
I want to sing.
What is it?
No, no, not so.
I'm sorry ma'am. I'm not so cleverly, but I was pushed.
He slid lower and lower. Do something.
Marnier. Add a little bit. I think they like it.
Receive products on the other hand.
I look like a messenger? I am the owner of the castle of Montmirail, clearly. Nerd.
I need to see the captain Botarde. In the gendarmerie said he's here.
Idiot.
Botarde Captain, I finally found you. I arrived from the Middle Ages.
- I have proof. - Who is it?
Monsieur Jacquard. Brother mechanics of your husband.
My respects to Madame. Here are read.
- What is it? - Oskobiol. The cure for scabies. Here is the proof.
The hospital said that had never seen such an acute form.
- Is it contagious? - Extremely. I want you to demonstrate.
Well, little family. Captain spend monsieur. Try not to touch the guests.
Unfortunately, I'm not a dermatologist.
But where could I, in your opinion, is the hook? Where? Where? Where? In the damp dungeon of the castle.
In the Middle Ages. And I'm sure infected me with the ugly Prosper-Dor.
- Who? - Prosper-Dor.
- Prosper-beetle? - You do not believe me?
As well as the same.
I'm obsessed with cleanliness. Do you think this infection is found in my castle?
Go back home, and anoint their Skabiolom and all will be well. Take it easy.
- So you gonna arrest Monmiraya? - Leave me alone, leave!
What you zazhandarm? You see, the that you have with a cap? Look.
No, no.
Pei, or chop in half.
No, sir, have mercy.
Your business there. To clean my arms and fight for the glory kind of Montmirail.
It turns out I did not come except danger and toil.
I risk being crushed by the crowd, trampled by horses' hooves, slain by the sword.
I was happy to serve you as you noble and brave knight
But I prefer to be killed by your sword than return there.
Do not come near me or I'll run his throat.
Well. I would not put your demise. Yes, the Lord will forgive me my weakness
But I shook your speech. Stay here if you want.
How sir, you allow?
How disgusting.
A, are you here? Here, try this soup.
you like it, sir Ouch. Spicy as you like.
Your health and long life!
For your honor sir! For you and your children! You are a saint.
- Spicy're prepared drink. - Here is the smell.
Yes, I think a good work out.
The main thing - do not say a spell until I give Ms. Jeanette.
Ostarius and everything else.
I leave you, my Zhakuy. I do not want to disappoint his great-daughter.
Good-bye, sir Gotfrua.
Where Zhakuy?
Mrs. Jeanette, I've got soup, who loved your friends.
Smells - upload. Drink and let us go to Godefroy and M. Ui. There will hear the spell.
Some garlic inhalation. No, I will not drink that shit. No way!
Mrs. Jeanette, look what you've done .
You are not invited to this wedding, go home.
Hi, Jacquard.
This is it. She, too, from the Middle Ages. She is the wife of this, Jaco.
Yeah, yeah
Ask her documents, ask.
Madam! Please excuse me ma'am!
What is you me?
I'm sorry, but that Monsieur calmed down, could you produce documents?
Of course, here.
Jeanette Sarkli of Reonzhi. Is that a Medieval documents?
- None. - Thank you, ma'am. Sorry.
Can I go?
But if they are not from the Middle Ages, where then was I?
Where? Where I was, answer!
Get off, but it still infect me with scabies. Drunk, leave me alone! Alcoholic.
- No, you answer me! - Profligate!
This is Bea. I need to talk to the magician. Mrs. Jeanette poured it on the ground.
I added Marnier.
She added Grand Marnier!
Grand Marnier?
- What is it? - Catastrophe.
Messer, Messer, wake up.
I'm here, sir, I'm here, how awful! What a mess. What a mess!
We are still there, wizard again made fun of us.
Death to them, death!
What is this screaming?
What do these plebeians, sir?
Now slaughter a couple of and this pack will calm down.
In the basement! Barnaba will not be able to hold them indefinitely . Do not stand like statues.
Take the sword and follow us! Need to get to the army of Brunswick!
Hurry run, they finished off the Barnaba. The door did not survive.
The door could not stand it, sir!
What the infamous era?
This is all the tricks of the Sorcerer.
Help, wait, I'm with you
Messer, look, what is this gang?
Hey, you slackers! Help revolution, dammit!
Go here. Here, the citizens, to us!
Sergeant, won one of the former, dressed as a crusader . And this in an English uniform.
Hands up! Or get a bullet vlob.
One move and you're dead.
Death before defeat.
Do not shoot spies.
I myself want to question them, before sending to the guillotine.
Zhakuye... We do not have time waiting for me at the headquarters.
Yes, General Bonaparte.
Who was it?
Bonaparte and menacing Zhakuye, Public Prosecutor.
Shit!
Zhakuy My dear, you need to keep themselves very kindly to this Zhakuye.
- This Zhakuye - a ferret! - He is a descendant of yours, asshole.
My descendant? Exactly! Hi, my son!
Hello, son. Hi!