妈的 妈的 妈的 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
伊恩 求求你 冷静点 Ian, please! Could you just calm down?
他不知我开走了他的车 He did not know I took the car.
他肯定会发疯 He will be absolutely fucking furious.
你爸爸无需知道的 Your dad doesn't have to find out.
我们等明天有钥匙 We can come back and get it tomorrow
才回来取车 when we have the keys!
妈的 Fuck!
你不要妄想 Don't even think for half a second
我不会让你偷这车的 you're going to break open that car, mate.
滚开 So get out of my face.
妈的 你看什么 What are you fucking looking at?
侏儒 别再看我女朋友 Stop looking at my girlfriend, midget!
伊恩 别这样 Ian, please!
你想干她吗 You want to fucky-fucky her?
别妄想 让我告诉你 No way in hell, 'cause let me tell you,
只有一个人可以跟她干 there's only one guy who fucks her,
而我跟她干得很厉害 and I fuck her real good,
你回家操你娘亲吧 白痴 so go home and fuck mom now you demented dwarf!
请不要 No, please!
求求你 不要 Please, no!
不要 求你 No, please!
求求你 Please, plea...
不要 Don't!
伊恩 Ian!
希望你不要浪费时间 Hey, I hope you're not time wasting, you.
很多人排队要看这个地方 I've got a dozen people waiting to look at this place,
他们大部分也付现金的 most of them paying cash as well.
你有带现金吗 You got cash?
电灯开关大概在这里 Right, the light switch is somewhere here I think.
快来签署这份租契 Hey, come on, let's get this fucking lease signed, hey?
我是美国经理人公司的麦克 Hi, this is Marc from USA Actors Management
有关《人形蜈蚣》两位演员 regarding your audition request for our clients
威廉斯小姐及北村先生的试镜邀请 Miss Williams and Mr. Kitamura from Human Centipede.
两位也无法出席伦敦的试镜 Neither is available for the auditions in London right now
但也谢谢你 but thank you for the interest.
希望将来有机会合作 Maybe we can do something in the future.
再见 Good-bye.
别哭了 Stop them tears.
你令老子的那话儿也硬了 You're just making Daddy's willy harder.
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
你又赖屎 Have you shit yourself again?
猪猡 You swine.
我已致电施伯宁医生 他在等候 I've called Dr. Sebring, and he's waiting.
起来 Get up!
你好 马田 Hello, Martin.
马田 Martin...
过来一起坐 come and join us.
嗯 Well..
马田 这是你的药 Martin, I have your Ventolin.
马田 我今天到来 Martin, I'm here today
因为你妈妈很担心你 because your mother is very worried about you.
他不停说什么蜈蚣 He keeps on talking about a centipede
和十二个人 with 12 people.
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
让我们看看 Now, let's see.
蜈蚣可以被看作阳具的象征 A centipede can be considered a phallic symbol.
蜈蚣是很具侵略性的生物 Centipedes are very aggressive creatures.
被它们咬到会很痛苦的 Their bite can be very painful.
或许他把这种痛楚 Maybe he is connecting the pain that a centipede inflicts
连系到他多年来 with the pain inflicted on him
受到父亲心理上与性虐待的痛楚 through years of psychological and sexual abuse by his father.
我挂念我的丈夫 I miss my husband.
他要坐牢是你的错 And it's your fault that he's in prison!
有时候 智障的人 Sometimes people that are mentally challenged
曾经受过性侵犯的话 and have a history of sexual abuse...
会切断自己的性器官 mutilate their own sexual organs.
对不起 我要走了 I'm sorry. I going to have to go.
你不需要担心 There's nothing to worry about.
相信这个阶段会过去的 I'm sure it's just a passing phase.
嗯 Hmm?
马田 Martin.
你是个好孩子 Ah. You're a good boy.
卢玛斯女士 Mrs. Lomax.
我决定要杀死我们二人 I've decided to kill us both.
这音乐要把我逼疯了 This music is driving me crazy!
我再也忍受不了 I can't stand this any more!
他再也忍受不了 He can't stand it any more!
来吧 告诉他 Come on, tell him.
做个男人 像你爸爸一样 Be a man like your father.
别烦我 白痴 Stop fucking bothering me, you retard.
我喜欢多大声也可以 I play my fucking music as loud as I fucking want, okay?
杀死我们吧 求求你 Kill us both. I'm begging you.
闭咀 蠢老妇 Shut your fucking mouth, you old cunt.
这他妈的是什么 What the fuck?
我要将音乐播得很大声 I will play my music so fucking loud,
令你的耳朵流血 it's going to make your fucking ears bleed,
他妈的侏儒 you cock-sucking dwarf.
下次你再撞击天花板的话 Next time, you batter that fucking ceiling,
我会下来把你的颈扭断 I'm gonna come down and break your fucking neck,
他妈的混蛋 Fuck!
妈的 Fucking little cocksucker.
不要再撞天花板了 Don't fucking bang that fucking ceiling
明白吗 any-fucking-more, okay?
你这白痴 You cock-sucking retard!
B和C的咀唇 The lips from B and C
与A和B的肛门都剪开一个圆孔 and the anus of A and B are cut circular
沿着皮肤和黏膜之间的边缘 along the border between skin and mucosa,
那是黏膜带 the mucus cutaneous zone...
将A和B及B和C的咀唇和肛门 the circular mucosa and skin parts
的黏膜带和皮肤连接起来 of anus and mouth from A to B and B to C.
将幼嫩的组织由A至B Connecting the pedicellated grafts
连接到脸颊并缝合 使胃部连接 to the chin-cheek incisions from A to B, connected...
由A进食 Ingestion by A
通过B passing through B
到C排泄出来 to the excretion of C.
人形蜈蚣 A human centipede...
第一组排列 first sequence.
去到那里 你会跟我击掌吗 Will you give me a high five when we get there?
嘿 Hey.
跟我来 My lead.
你好 Hey, man.
是 上来吧 Yeah! Yeah, coma up ham.
上来 是 Come up, oh, yeah!
是 Yeah. Yeah!
很好 Very good!
是 Yeah!
我成功了 I did if!
好 Whoo-hoo!
为什么这些从来都不行 Why do these stupid things never work?
噢 华莉 Oh, Valerie!
是酒吧里的那家伙 It's that guy from the club!
嘘 那里面 Shh! There's...
里面有个侏儒在手淫 Babe, there's a midget wanking in there.
你喝醉了吧 You are drunk, love.
不 是真的 No, seriously!
嗨 我是雅利安 Hi, this is Arianne
是创意演艺公司的 from Creative Acting Talent Management.
你曾致电我们 You called us with an audition request
邀请饰演 《人形蜈蚣》 的欣妮小姐 for our client actress Miss Yennie
试镜 from The Human Centipede.
我刚跟她谈过 I just spoke to Miss Yennie,
她很有兴趣 and she is very, very excited and available
而且可以飞往伦敦为塔伦天奴试镜 to fly to London to audition for the new Tarantino film.
这尽快联络我手提 Could you please contact me ASAP on my cell phone,
713-499-0913 713-499-0913.
谢谢 再见 Thanks. Bye-bye.
你不可这样做 You can't do this.
那是部电影 It's a film.
《人形蜈蚣》只是部电影 The Human Centipede is a fucking film.
他会将我们缝起来 He is going to stitch us up.
他会将我们的咀巴和肛门缝起来 He is going to stitch us up ass to mouth.
救命 Help!
别哭了 Stop them tears.
你令老子的那话儿也硬了 You're just making Daddy's willy harder.
这是什么 What is this?
医学上百分百准确 100% medically accurate?
嘴巴连接肛门 Mouth to anus?
一个消化系统 One digestive system?
这就是你说的那部变态电影 Is this a perverted film you've been talking about?
我不要这种脏东西在我屋子内 I want all this filth out of my house!
妈的 Fuck!
干他妈的 Doh! Fuckin' hell!
啊... Ahhhhh!
啊... Gahhh!
妈的 Fuck!
妈的 Oh, fuck!
吞下去 婊子 Swallow it, bitch.
吞下去 Swallow up.
喂她 Feed her.
喂她 Feed her!
啊... Ahhh!
真是他妈的轰动 That was fucking sensational.
你知道吗 And you know what?
你的下体很香 Your pussy smells gorgeous.
是的 Yeah.
感觉如何 医生 How you doing, doc?
我宁愿去操那个白痴 Oh, I rather fuck that retarded boy,
但这也可以 but... this'll do.
我知道在泰国 I know a place in Thailand
有专门做这种事的地方 where they specialize in that sort of thing.
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
是的 她很厉害 Oh, yeah, she's a good one.
操你的肛交要多少钱 亲爱的 How much to fuck you up the arse, darling?
给你操 50元 For you, darling, 50.
天啊 Jesus.
你是谁 Who the fuck are you?
他妈的你做过什么 What the fuck have you done to yourself?
没错 好好看吧 That's right. Have a good stare.
你好好看看吧 变态佬 Have a good fucking stare, you little fucking pervert!
滚开 否则 Fuck off now
我便下车把你的脸打得皮开肉裂 before I get out of this car and smash your fucking face in!
别... Don't!
求你 求你不要 No, please. Please!
马田 Martin?
马田 是我 施伯宁医生 Martin, it's me, Dr. Sebring.
原来… So...
这就是你工作的地方 this is where you work.
马田 这是不对的 This isn't right, Martin.
你所做的… What you're doing,
都是错的 it's wrong.
马田 我可以帮你 Martin, I can help you,
但你要先把枪放下 but you have to put the gun down.
想想你爸爸会怎么说 Imagine what your father would say if..
马田 不 Martin, Martin, no, Martin!
求求你 Please.
我可以答应你任何事 I'll do anything you want.
求求你 Please!
我不会告诉任何人 I won't tell... I won't tell no one nothing.
你这个蠢材 You fucking...
救命 Someone help me!
马田 我是雅利安 欣妮的经理人 Hi, Martin, this is Arianne, Miss Yennie's manager.
我想跟你确认 欣妮小姐计划不变 I wanted to confirm that Miss Yennie is not delayed
今早六时 and will be landing this morning
会抵达伦敦希斯罗机场 on London's Heathrow Airport at 6:00 a.m. your time.
我知你会安排司机去接她 I understand your driver will be picking her up.
希望她试镜成功 I hope she does a great audition.
谢谢你 再见 Thanks. Thanks a lot. Bye-bye!
天啊 我不敢相信 God, I cannot believe I am here
我来为塔伦天奴试镜 auditioning for a Quentin Tarantino film.
我的经理人也很兴奋 My agents are so excited about this.
我应该致电他们 I should probably call them,
告诉他们我正前往试镜 tell them I landed and, you know, I'm on my way.
你有看过《人形蜈蚣》吗 Have you seen The Human Centipede?
我很喜欢那部电影 I was really drawn to the film
因为里面的医学元素 because of the medical aspect of it.
如果你是外科医生 If you were a surgeon,
真的可以做那种手术 you could actually perform that surgery.
真是可怕 It's just so scary.
四脚爬行真是骇人 It was so grueling being on all fours,
因此我要求合约中订明 so I demanded in my contract that I had to have
每晚要有一小时按摩 an hour... long massage every night.
那是很正常的要求吧 I mean, why would I not demand that in my contract?
还有其他的演员 Oh, and the rest of the cast,
在拍摄蜈蚣戏前都要先洗澡 we all took showers before we shot the centipede stuff,
因我们要靠近别人的屁股 because I mean, you're close to someone's butt,
你也不想闻到异味 and you don't want to smell anything and...
还有 你知道吧 or, you know, whatever.
我是有洁癖的 I'm kind of a germaphobe.
那一定是塔伦天奴的车了 Oh, that must be Quentin's car.
你有雨伞吗 Do you have an umbrella?
雨水会破坏我的头髪 Because this rain will ruin my hair.
好吧 Okay.
求求你 Please, please.
请不要伤害我 Please don't hurt me.
求求你 Please.
我什么也肯做 I'll do everything.
又是我 美国经理人公司的麦克 Hello, this Marc from USA Actors Management again.
别理会我上一个讯息 Please disregard my earlier message.
幸好 威廉斯小姐及北村先生 Fortunately, Miss Williams and Mr. Kitamura
可以抽空 were able to reschedule,
他们很高兴能前往伦敦 and they're really, really excited to come to London
为塔伦天奴试镜 for Mr. Tarantino's auditions.
希望还未算迟 I hope it's still possible.
我很有信心 I'm totally confident
他们一定会表现得很好 that they're gonna do very well on this,
请尽快致电我 so please call me back as soon as possible
这个电话号码确认 at this number to confirm.
非常感激你 Thanks very, very much.
迟些再谈 再见 Talk to you soon. Good-bye.
啊 Ah!