你可能想知道为什么这个混蛋会在我房间里 you may be wondering why this asshole is in my room
我觉得让我自己住会很有趣 I thought it would be funny to put myself up
为了学校的慈善拍卖 for a school charity auction
你可以跟我竞价，让我干一个星期 you could bid on me as a freeze fucked off for one week
我没想到 I didn't think
学校会让我这么做的 the school would make me go through with it
那只是个玩笑 it was just a joke
但现在我的身体属于出价最高的人 but now my body belongs to the highest bidder
至少一个星期，我只需要忍受这些 at least for a week I just need to endure this
我的天啊 oh my God
哦 oh
我的神 my God
嗯嗯 hmm hmm
好吧好吧 okay okay
像这样化上妆 put that makeup on like that
我的天啊 oh my God
你的奶子好软啊 those titties are so soft
这就是我要寄给制造者的 that's what I'm gonna send to the maker
让我来吧 fuck let me come
哦，他妈的耶 oh fuck yeah
我的天啊 oh my God
哦 oh
我的天，这真是太棒了 my God it's so fucking great
我的天啊 oh my God
哦，我的天啊，男孩们 oh my God boys
哦哦 oh oh
哦 oh
哦哦 oh oh
哇 wow
你能帮我拿一下吗？ can you hold this
把药给我，好，谢谢 give me the pill yes thank you
哦哇 oh wow
看起来慈善拍卖非常成功 looks like the charity auction was a total success
感谢你的捐赠 thanks to your donation wow
到目前为止你赚了多少钱 how much did you make so far
多亏了你，快15万了 almost 15 k thanks to you
好工作 good job
我男朋友不喜欢那样 my boyfriend doesn't like that
你把我买来做慈善 you bought me for the charity
不管他一个星期没有你会做什么 whatever I'm sure he'll do without you for a week
说曹操，曹操到 speak of the devil
他在叫我什么吗 oh is he calling me something
哦,酷 oh cool
代我向他问好 tell him I say hi
别这样，别这样 come on no way
嘿，宝贝，你好吗 hey babe how are you
是的，一切都很好 yeah everything's fine
代我向他问好，来吧 tell him I say hi come on
你的朋友向你问好 your friend says hi
我也代你向他问好 I'll tell him you said hi too
为什么我在喘气 why am I panting
哦没有什么 oh nothing
一切都很好，不用担心 everything's fine don't even worry
没有一切 no everything
好的，下周见 yes I'll see you next week
再见，宝贝 okay bye baby
我的天啊 oh my God
哦 oh
我的神 my God
早上好，早上好 good morning good morning
你知道 you know
我真没想到你会这样命令我 I really didn't expect you to order me around like this
你以为我不知道 what did you expect I don't know
不同的东西 something different
我的意思是 I mean
你总是可以做一些不同的事情 you can always do something different
来吧 come on
保持滚动 keep scrolling
你和你男朋友怎么样了 so how's everything with your boyfriend
你知道他因为这次拍卖很生我的气 you know he's really mad at me for this auction
那不是我的问题 that's not my problem
你为什么要做这些混蛋 why do you have to do such assholes
不像你的好 it's not like yours better
嘿，至少我更有趣，我能看得更清楚 hey I'm at least more fun and I can see good
现在 now
她给我做了一个三明治 she make me a sandwich
是的，你有同样的东西 yeah you got the same stuff
这应该很好 that should be good yeah
芥末 mustard
谢谢你给我做三明治 thanks for making me a sandwich
为了慈善什么都可以 anything for the charity right
完美的好 perfect well
这就是我喜欢的 it's just how I like it
让你记忆深刻 makes your memory
味道好棒啊 how this tastes amazing
我很高兴你喜欢它 I'm glad you like it
没有 no
哇 wow
哦 oh
这太好吃了 there this is so good
来吧，就在这儿 come on it's over here
你不能这样做 not this way do you
知道它是什么 know what it is
没有 no
我想我的靴子在响 I think my boots ringing
男朋友爸爸男朋友 boyfriend daddy boyfriend
告诉他告诉他你很忙 tell him tell him you're busy
代我向他问好 tell him I say hi too
是的，你可以看到 yeah there you can see that
把这部分改一下 change that part up
他听起来很生气告诉我你在吃甜点 he sounds mad tell me you're eating dessert
芥末芝士三明治太好吃了 that mustard and cheese sandwich was amazing
哦 oh
我的天啊 oh my God
那点心怎么样？ how's that snack
没关系 it's okay
好 good
上来吧 come on up
这种方式 this way
好女孩 good girl
坐 sit
她做得很好 she's been doing so great
我们可以一起看电影 figured we can watch a movie together
听起来不错 sounds nice yeah
为慈善做一切 doing everything for charity
一秒钟 one second
嗯 hmm
你最喜欢的 your favourite
就是这首歌 that's the song
那么好 so good
坚持你的想法 hang on what you think
生日快乐 happy birthday
这是最棒的部分 this is the best part
哈哈 haha
爱我，永远不要得到 love me and never get to
哈哈 haha
你在下面怎么样 how you doing down there
大家好 hey guys good
你知道吗？ you know what
你为什么不上来和我一起上来 why don't you come up here and join me come on up
和我一起欣赏这部电影 enjoy this movie with me
抓住你的鳍 hold your fin
这是最棒的部分 this is the best part
看着转你的头 look at turn your head with
给我一点时间 here give me a sec
什么，别忘了我正在看的这部电影 what don't forget this movie I'm watching
哈哈 haha
这就像 this is like
这是一个很好的部分 it's a good part
哦 oh
去你妈的 fuck you
这家伙在干什么 what is this guy doing
刚才发生了什么？ what just happened
他把桌子掀翻了三次 he just flipped over the table like 3 times
他的生气 he's angry
受欢迎的影院 popular theaters
我的天啊 oh my God
看他走了 look at him go
好的，弹出 okay pop it
哇 wow
我真不敢相信她只是湿着身子往那边看 I can't believe she's just looking over there all wet
这是我看的最棒的部分 this is the best part I'm watching
我喜欢你笑的时候我 I love when you laugh when I
这是一部好电影 it's a good movie
这么好笑 so funny
天啊，我真不敢相信 oh my God I can't believe that
哦,我的 oh my
神 God
你试过跳舞吗 did you try to dance
我的天啊 oh my God
哦,我的 oh my
神 God
我 I
我可不想错过 don't want to miss it
我的天啊 oh my God
哈哈，看看那个，太疯狂了 haha look at that that's so crazy
哦，等等，我错过了发生的事情 oh wait I missed it what happened
我想女士们现在都在追他 I think ladies chasing the guy now
哈哈哈 hahaha
她身上全是煎饼糖浆她是怎么做到的 pancake syrup all over herself how did she even do that
我的天啊 oh my gosh
她在赶公共汽车 she's trying to catch the bus
她会错过的，最好快点 she's gonna miss it she better hurry
我觉得她做到了 I think she made it she did
我的天，现在是她在开车 my God now she's driving the bus
她偷了公共汽车吗 did she steal the bus
我 I
没想到会这样 didn't see that one coming
哦 oh
我的 my
神 God
太有趣了，天啊 so funny oh my God
很好，是吧？ it's good huh
续集是什么？是啊 what's the sequel is it yeah
很好，很有趣，哈哈 it's pretty good it's funny haha
看看发生了什么，哈哈，不可能 look what's happening haha no way
路太滑了 the roads are so slippery
天气太湿了 it's like so wet
哦 oh
我的神 my God
不要错过这部电影 don't miss the movie
没有 no
不不不 no no no
没有 no
不不 no no
我要打断他 I'm gonna break him there
我知道 I know right
我要跑得很快 I'm gonna run so fast
她明白了 she's getting it
天啊，它又卡住了 oh my God it's stuck again
走啊，走啊，我的天啊 go go go oh my gosh
哇 wow
真不敢相信他们竟然能逃脱惩罚 I can't believe they got away with that
所以运动 so athletic
我的天啊 oh my gosh
我知道 I know right
他们还能逃脱多少次惩罚 how many times are they gonna get away with this
哦 oh
哦,不 oh no
哈哈 haha
哦，天哪，这太有趣了 oh my God it's so funny no
哦 oh
我的天啊，哈哈 oh my God haha
哦 oh
不要错过 don't miss it
哈哈 haha
他不可能再这么做了 wow no way is he doing that again
把这个拿掉 just take this off
就像永远不会结束，太疯狂了 it's like never ending it's crazy
你看他所有的朋友都在追他们 you see that all his friends are chasing them
什么事这么好笑 what's so funny
是的，把它打开 yeah turn it up there
哦 oh
这太有趣了，哈哈 this is so funny haha
我的天啊 oh my God
别再追他了，多给点能量 stop chasing him to get a lot of energy
我的天啊 oh my God wow
太有趣了，哈哈哈 so funny hahaha
你觉得他们可能真的是这样 you think they might actually the way
哦,我的 oh my
我知道 I know right
他们整部电影都在吵架 they were fighting the whole movie
哈哈哈哈 haha haha
哈哈 haha
哇，哈哈 oh wow haha
我的天啊 oh my God
天啊，看看这个 oh my God look at this
不要用它 don't use it
哦 oh
你错过了最精彩的部分 you missed the best part
这是一部很棒的电影 it's a great movie
所以也很好 so too it's pretty good
我想我们的时间到了 I think all our time is up
你知道慈善机构 you know the charity
也许我们可以每周一次 maybe we can make this a weekly thing
哇，太棒了 wow yeah great yeah
老实说，我喜欢当他的操娃 I gotta be honest I loved being his fuck doll
他的臭婊子 his freeze fuck slut
都是我的错，我活该 it was my fault and I deserve this
这是我自找的，我不想就此结束 I asked for this and I don't want this to end
哈哈哈 hahaha