感觉舒服的话 就继续 If it feels good, go with it.
我们本该负责看孩子的 But we're supposed to be the responsible ones here.
是啊 I got to agree with that.
本着这份责任精神 So, in the spirit of responsibility:
我带了这个[避孕套] lambskins.
在我爸内衣抽屉里找到的 Courtesy of my pop's undies drawer.
什么声音 What was that?
你俩听到了吧 叮当声 I know you two heard it. The jingling?
可能是那些孩子们制作的讨厌风铃 It's probably those annoying wind chimes the eight-year-olds made.
美国恐怖故事 1984 第九季 第一集
踢腿 踢腿 Kick! Kick!
跳跃 伸展 Up. Reach.
泽维尔
蒙塔娜
扭臀 Hip thrust.
雷
左边 左边 Left, left.
切特
就是这种感觉 I know that's.
布鲁克
趴下 And down.
很难 但是值得 It's hard but it's worth it!
很好 还有两个动作 Yes! Two more!
侧边运动 On your side.
我可不是同性恋 只是友好地打个招呼 I'm not a lez. Just friendly.
不过我也算叛逆少女 Rad bad, though.
就像《干杯酒吧》里那女孩一样 Like that girl on Cheers.
著名电视剧 1982年开播
我发现你一直盯着我朋友切特的胸肌看 I noticed you ogling my buddy Chet's mound.
需要我介绍你们认识吗 You want me to introduce you?
我听不懂你说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
这有什么羞耻的 It's nothing to be ashamed of.
大家来上健美操课的主要目的 The whole reason most people come to Slimmercise class
就是相互勾搭 is to hook up.
我不是 Not for me.
美国最后一个处女了 The last American virgin.
大家都说我这人一开始就过分热情 Everyone tells me I can be a little over the top with new people.
但这是洛杉矶啊 不主动一点 It's just that it's L.A, you can't make friends
怎么交的到朋友 是吧 unless you get a little aggressive, right?
没错 Totally.
我是布鲁克 I'm Brooke.
我刚搬来这里 I'm new in town.
我超爱这地方 Well, I'm obsessed with this place.
自打82年我在《滚石》上 I've been doing aerobics since '82,
读了那些文章后 我就一直在做健身操 ever since I read those articles about it in Rolling Stone.
你知道他们举办竞技健美操锦标赛吗 Did you know they have competitive aerobics championships?
听起来 好严肃 Sounds... serious.
我知道你可能不信 I know it may sound silly to you,
但我要成为有史以来最棒的健美操选手 but I'm gonna be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time.
对了 我叫蒙塔娜 I'm Montana, by the way.
她被捅了40刀 She was stabbed, like, 40 times.
喉咙被切得很深 基本上算是斩首了 Her throat was cut so badly she was basically decapitated.
-在描述你上一场约会吗 -真搞笑 - Describing your last date? - Hilarious.
不是 几天前在格拉塞尔公园有起凶杀案 No. There was a murder a couple of days ago in Glassell Park.
我表哥在洛杉矶警署凶杀组队 My cousin works for LAPD Homicide,
他们很肯定 无论凶手是什么人 and they're convinced whoever did it is responsible
城里几件未破获的凶案跟他也脱不了干系 for a bunch of other unsolved murders in town.
警察管他叫夜行者 The cops are calling him the Night Stalker.
我听说在夏天最热的时候 I heard serial killers become more active
连环杀手会更活跃 in the summer months when it's hot.
因为人们晚上都开窗睡觉 Because people sleep with their windows open at night.
这位是布鲁克 This is Brooke.
她刚搬来 She's new in town.
布鲁克 这是泽维尔 雷和切特 Brooke, this is Xavier, Ray and Chet.
你们是怎么认识的 How do you guys know each other?
这可是洛杉矶 我们真的算认识吗 Well, it's L.A. Do any of us really know each other?
我们几个认识也好几年了 We collected each other over the last couple of years.
泽维尔和蒙塔娜因车祸认识 热恋了一阵子 Xavier and Montana met in traffic and dated for a hot second.
因车祸认识 说得轻巧 "Met in traffic" is a nice way of saying
我错过了《陆军野战医院》的最后一场试镜 that I missed an audition for one of the last episodes of MASH
就因为她追尾了我 because she rear-ended me.
不客气 You are welcome.
-你是个演员 -没错 - You're an actor? - Yeah.
可不是那种乐于出演肥皂剧 Not one of those "happy to get a role on a soap opera
或是可口可乐商业广告的艺人 or a Coca-Cola commercial" types.
我是个严肃的表演者 I'm a serious actor.
之前在阿德勒艺术学校就读 I trained at Stella Adler..
我是体验派的 I'm method.
挺好 Cool.
我和切特在体育馆认识的 Chet and I met at the gym.
我记得我和蒙塔娜是在 Yeah, and I think I met Montana
知名女演员
朱丝婷·贝特曼家山上的聚会遇到的 at a party up in the hills at Justine Bateman's house.
-你认识她吗 -算不上 - You know her? - Not really.
总之 我表哥说他们觉得 Anyway... my cousin was saying that they think
这家伙应该不会停手 没准会干出像 that this guy's gonna go on a rampage,
78年夏天《山姆之子》里发生的事 like Son of Sam did in the summer of '78.
根据1977年夏天纽约市历史上 第一次连续杀人事件改编的电影
所以我接下来几个月 Which is why I'm getting out of town
要出城一段时间 for the next couple of months.
我找到了一份在夏令营当导员的工作 I got a gig as a counselor at a summer camp
离这儿就几小时的路程 they're opening up a couple of hours from here.
你们都该来 You guys should all come.
那里急缺导员 I mean, they're desperate for counselors.
我来 什么时候出发 Hey, I'm in. When do we leave?
明天 下课后 Tomorrow, after class.
怎么不今晚就走 Why can't we leave tonight?
冷静 Slow down.
你怎么了 What's with you?
你这一周都坐立不安的 You been jumpy all week.
我只是想在该死的奥运会开始前离开这儿 I'm just ready to get out before the Olympic shit show starts.
明白吗 洛杉矶到时候肯定一团糟 Okay? Los Angeles is about to descend into chaos.
没错 高速路肯定堵车 All right, gridlock on the freeways.
更别提可怜的切特 不得不在这里 And I'm thinking of poor Chet, having to be here
忍受这份屈辱 getting his face rubbed in it.
去他妈的奥委会 Fuck the IOC.
我也加入 I'm in.
你们觉得他们会让我在那教健美操吗 Do you think they'd let me teach aerobics up there?
完全没问题 Can't see why not.
我加入 I'm in.
你也去吧 You should come.
我觉得这个团体需要更多的女性 I'm desperate for some estrogen in this crew.
听起来不错 Oh. Sounds fun,
不过我在圣莫尼卡学院还有课 but I'm taking classes at Santa Monica College.
我以后想做个兽医助理 I'm gonna be a veterinary assistant.
目标真够宏大的 Aiming high.
别挤兑人家 蒙塔娜 Knock it off, Montana.
我在医疗领域也有所涉猎 I'm in the medical field, too.
医疗领域 Medical field?
你只是个护理员 拉倒吧你 You're an orderly. You mop up poop.
我们要为此暂停自己的生活 We're all putting our lives on hold for this,
不过我跟你说 都是值得的 but I'm telling you, it's gonna be worth it.
这个夏天你可不会想留在这儿的 You don't want to be in this town this summer.
你会没命的 It could cost you your life.
你的包 Oh, um, your bag.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果你改变主意了 If you change your mind...
打给我 call me.
闭嘴 Shut up.
珠宝在哪 Where's the jewelry?
给我拿来 Get it for me.
给我拿来 Get it for me!
就这些吗 Is that it?
所有的 All of it?
以撒旦的名义发誓 Swear on Satan!
我发誓 I swear.
简直浪费时间 Fuckin' waste of time!
对不起 I'm sorry!
至少我们能见点血了 At least we'll see some blood.
不 求求你 不要 No, please, don't-don't...
你马上就要出名了 You're gonna be famous.
你将死在夜行者的手上 You're gonna die by the hand of the Night Stalker.
你还好吗 Hey, you okay in there?
-警察马上就来 -贱人 - The cops are on the way! - Bitch!
我会找到你的 I will find you.
撒旦会给我指路 Satan will show me the way.
来点威士忌缓缓 A little Jack might take the edge off.
我到现在都不知道发生了什么 I still don't really know what happened.
我竟然还活着 How am I alive right now?
要我们说 你是个狠角色 We say, you're a badass.
我不是 他说他会回来杀了我 I'm not. He said he was gonna come back and kill me.
警察会抓到他的 对吧 The cops are gonna find him, right?
绝对会 但在这期间 他找不到你 Totally. But in the meantime, he won't be able to find you.
有什么比在大自然里待上几周 What's better than a few weeks in the wilderness
更能让人淡忘一切的呢 to forget about everything?
而且还能赚到钱 And get paid for it.
布鲁克 跟我们来绝对是正确的选择 Brooke, you're totally doing the right thing coming with us.
没错 这会是个无休止的派对 Absolutely. It's gonna be a nonstop party.
孩子们 营地 The kids, the camp.
我带了可卡因 足够我们抽一整个夏天 I got enough blow and weed to last us through the summer.
希望我们不用做什么随机毒品检查 And let's just hope we don't have to take any random drug tests.
不 这一点都不好笑 No, it's not fucking funny.
什么 我说什么了 What? What did I say?
千分之一 这就是那些混账说的 .001. That's how much shit
我血液里的毒品含量 those wastoids say was in my bloodstream.
你还不知道吧 If you haven't figured it out,
切特被国家队除名了 Chet was disqualified from Team USA.
他尿检不合格 所以他被踢出了奥运会 He peed a pharmacy, so they kicked him out of the Olympics.
行了 你可以说实话 大家都是朋友 Come on, you can be honest with us-- we're friends.
但我什么都没做 But I didn't do anything!
为了那个机会我拼命训练 I worked my ass off for that spot.
我是说 看看这身材 I mean, look at this bod.
你们见过这样的身体吗 Have you ever seen a body like this?
没有 Never.
-你这是给自己丢人 -丢人 -You're embarrassing yourself. -Embarrassing myself?
-是 -那你有什么本事 让我看看 -Yes. -Yeah, what the hell have you got? Let's see.
好 我想找点乐子 Yeah, I'm up for a laugh.
跟广告里说的似的 总有肚子留给果冻 Well, it's like the ad says-- there's always room for Jell-O.
去死吧你 Eat my shorts.
管他呢 What the hell.
现在往我身体里装什么都无所谓了 Guess it doesn't matter what I put in my body anymore anyway.
冲啊 冲起来 Let's go. Let's go!
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
那给我多来点 More for me.
加满 Fill 'er up.
有电话吗 Pay phone?
要25美分 Takes a quarter.
这是泽维尔的答录机 Hey, this is Xavier's answering machine.
听到滴声后该做什么做什么 When you hear the beep, do your thang.
你有11条新留言 You have 11 messages.
第一条留言 First message.
你别想收手跑路 You can't just take your dick and walk away.
你无处可逃 无处可躲 There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
我知道你要去哪里 I know exactly where you're going.
泽维尔 走了 想在天黑之前赶到红木营地 Xavier! Let's go! We got to get moving if we're gonna make it
就得赶紧动身了 to Redwood before dark.
你说红木营地 You say Redwood?
是的 红木营地 Yeah. Camp Redwood.
我们都是今年夏令营的导员 We're all counselors there for the summer.
调头 Turn around.
回城里去 Go back to the city.
他们就不该重新开放那个地方 They never should have opened that place up again.
好吧 好吧 多少钱 Yeah, yeah. How much do we owe you?
10元 Ten even.
你们都会死的 You're all gonna die.
伙计们 我觉得我们应该在那边转弯 You guys, I think we were supposed to turn back there.
不 那只是一条岔路 Nah, that was a side road.
都能到地方的 Leads to the same place.
这边走更快 This way is much faster.
你从来没来过 怎么知道的 You've never been here before. How do you know?
直觉 宝贝 Instincts, baby.
也许我们应该在那个加油站问问 Maybe we should have checked at the gas station.
那家伙为什么说那些可怕的... 小心 Why was that guy saying all of that creepy st... Look out!
我们撞到他了吗 Did we hit him?
不 我想没有 No. I-I don't think so.
你还好吗 You okay?
头往后仰 放松 Just keep your head back and relax.
我们要先保持他的体温 We need to keep him warm.
我去拿毯子 I-I'll go get a blanket.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
我不记得了 I can't remember.
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no!
-别动 -不 - Don't move. - No...
看他的伤 Look-look at his cuts.
还有干掉的血迹 这不是新伤 The dried blood. He didn't just get those injuries
他已经在外面游荡很久了 he's been out here a long time.
这并不重要 这里荒郊野岭的 Doesn't matter. We're in the middle of nowhere.
不能把他丢在这里 We can't just leave him here.
我们带他回营地 但是 We'll take him back to the camp with us, then, but
我们要统一口径 我们没有撞他 let's get our stories straight. We didn't hit him.
来 把他抬起来 Here, let's just get him up, huh?
把他抬起来 Let's get him up.
你们要相信我 You got to believe me.
-我尽力了 -没事的 - I tried. - It's okay.
没事的 没事的 Okay. It's okay. It's okay.
红木营地
欢迎来到红木营地 Welcome to Camp Redwood.
我是玛格丽特·布斯 营地的所有者 I'm Margaret Booth. I'm the owner.
老板娘亲自劈柴 有范 Boss lady chopping her own wood. Choice.
我们都得身兼数职 Well, we'll all have to wear multiple hats.
我们人手不足 明天早上孩子们就来了 We are short-staffed, and the kids arrive in the morning.
导员只有我们吗 Yeah, are we the only counselors?
奥林匹克运动会创造了上千个临时职位 Well, the Olympics create thousands of temporary jobs,
导致我招不到什么人 and my pool of potential employees was limited.
这里有没有医务人员士 Is there a medic or a nurse here?
我们出了点状况 We have a situation.
他怎么了 What happened to him?
他躺在大路边 Uh, he was by the side of the road.
-当时就受了重伤 -好吧 - He was already messed up. - Okay, well,
送去医务室吧 let's get him to the infirmary.
你说你们是在路中间发现他的 You say you found him in the middle of the road?
他当时在路边 He was by the side of the road.
他一直很不清醒 还说了些奇怪的话 He's been pretty out of it, saying weird things,
毫无意义 not making much sense.
他严重脱水了 He's severely dehydrated.
可能是出去徒步旅行然后迷路了 Probably went for a hike and got lost.
又找不到路返回 惊慌失措 Couldn't find his way back. Panicked.
人们就是意识不到这些树林有多深 People don't realize just how deep these woods are.
每年都有徒步旅行的人迷路 Hikers get lost in them every year.
最后死于体温过低 End up dead of hypothermia or
或者是掉进峡谷 或者直接完全消失 falling into a ravine or just disappearing altogether.
你们能发现他是他幸运 He's lucky you found him.
他会死吗 Is he gonna die?
有我看着就不会 Not on my watch.
别担心 我平时都在霍桑医院 Don't worry, I work in the E.R. At Hawthorne Hospital
-急诊室工作的 -不如我们 - the rest of the year. - Why don't we
给护士小姐一点空间 give our nurse a little space.
我可以带你们在营地转一圈 Come on. I can show you all a tour of the camp.
我们有独木舟和划艇 We have canoes and rowboats.
所有孩子必须有人陪同才能下水 All children must have a buddy to go into the water.
据说这个湖深不见底 The lake is allegedly bottomless,
而溺水是美国露营者的头号死因 and drowning is the number one cause of death for U.S. Campers.
那二号死因是什么 What's second?
这位是伯蒂主厨 And this is Chef Bertie,
红木营地的老成员 a Camp Redwood veteran.
是我的 Dibs.
你就算有本事 You wouldn't know what to do with it
也没这个胆 帅哥 if you got it, handsome.
让你的小细胳膊开始工作吧 Put those scrawny arms to work
帮一位女士填满储藏室 and help a lady fill her pantry.
所有人 拿个箱子 All of you, grab a crate.
热死我了 This heat is a killer.
我还是导员的时候 Chef Bertie worked here
伯蒂主厨就在这里工作了 when I was a counselor.
有她在身边我们真是太幸运了 We are so blessed to have her with us.
我对这个地方有很多美好的回忆 I have many good memories of this place.
这里的空气都充满着魔力 It's magic up here in the fresh air.
很遗憾一个老鼠屎毁了这里 I'm sorry that one bad apple ruined it for everyone.
我一听说玛格丽塔要重新开业 The minute I heard Margaret was reopening this place,
我是第一个要来的 I was first to volunteer.
不不不 所有这些都要拿到食堂去 No. No, no, no, this... all this goes up to the mess hall.
女生上午洗澡 男生下午洗澡 Girls shower in the a.M., boys in the p.M.
导员也一样 Same goes for counselors, too.
这是女生的屋子 This is the girls' cabin.
这是男生的屋子 And this is the boys' cabin.
女生的是红的 Girls are red.
男生的是蓝的 Boys are blue.
别尝试弄个紫的出来 Don't even try to make purple.
你指望我们整个夏天都禁欲吗 You expect us to be celibate all summer?
我没禁止你们自己解决啊 Well, I'm not banning self-abuse.
虽然每一次自慰都会玷污你们的灵魂 Although every stroke soils your soul.
但我怎么能强制禁止呢 But how could I ever enforce it?
现在已经1984年了 玛格丽特 It's 1984, Margaret.
西好莱坞健身房都要有男女共用淋浴房了 They're building coed showers in the West Hollywood gym.
你没听过性爱革命吗 You ever hear of the sexual revolution?
性赢了 Sex won.
我意识到了这个时代的堕落 I am aware of the decadence of our era.
露出屁股的女性内衣 Women's underwear that shows the buttocks.
在自己家看黄片 Pornography in your own home.
范·海伦 Van Halen.
70年代中后期到80年代末最受欢迎的摇滚乐队
这么多年来 我一直在为主 I have been fighting the Lord's fight
对抗这个世界各地的污秽 against filth around the world for years.
著名男演员
查尔斯·基廷是我的好友 Charles Keating is a dear friend.
《风月女郎》杂志创始人
在辛辛提那州 拉里·弗林的庭审上 I was right by his side in Cincinnati
我就在他身边 during that Larry Flynt trial.
这也是为什么 我虽然仍处在 And that is why, while still grieving
对丈夫沃尔特英年早逝的悲痛之中 my sweet husband Walter's untimely death,
但仍拿出他留给我的巨大财产中的一小部分 I took a small portion of the large fortune
买下了这个营地 为这个国家的孩子们 he left to me to buy this camp and create a safe,
创造了一个 pure, godly and decent place
纯净 神圣以及体面的避暑之地 for the children of this country to escape for the summer.
这是一个美梦成真的机会 It is a dream come true.
规矩不是很多 但我希望你们每个人 Now, there aren't many rules, but I expect every one of you
都严格遵守 to follow them without exception.
查尔斯·基廷是谁 Who's Charles Keating?
我才不抽那种奇怪的大麻 I don't smoke that funny weed.
我唯一会吸进肺里的 Only thing I put in my lungs...
只有红万宝路 is a Marlboro Red.
你知道那东西能要你命 You know that shit will kill you.
人总有一死 All got to die somehow.
你们有人做过营队导员吗 Any of you been camp counselors before?
没有 No.
没有 我们只是想离开洛杉矶 Nah. We just had to get out of L.A.
我理解 I hear that.
那座城市一刻也待不下去了 Couldn't stand being in that city another minute.
离家那么近的地方 Not with all those gruesome murders
发生了那些可怕的杀人案 happening so close to home.
我在自己家里 I was attacked in my apartment
被夜行者袭击了 by the Night Stalker.
他说他会来找我 He said he'd come after me.
布鲁克 冷静 Brooke, take a chill pill.
他不知道你在哪 也没有人跟踪我们 He doesn't know where you are, and nobody followed us.
这里不会有坏事发生 Nothing bad is gonna happen here.
也许吧 但之前发生过 Maybe not, but something did.
14年前 14 years ago.
所以他们关闭了这里 That's why they closed this place down.
丽塔 我十分理解这个传统 Rita. I totally understand the tradition,
通常我也没有意见 and usually I'm cool with that,
但现在我们的朋友布鲁克 but our friend Brooke here
遭遇了真实的袭击 had a for-real assault,
而且我们现在也没心情听什么鬼扯的鬼故事 and we're just not in the mood for a bullshit ghost story.
这不是鬼扯 It's not bullshit.
而且这世上也没有鬼 And there was no ghost.
跟你们说实话 我之前从没有 I'll be honest with you. I've never been a nurse
在夏令营里做过护士 at a summer camp before.
你们也没有当过导员 And you've never been counselors.
那我们没有相关工作经验 So how did we get these jobs
是怎么得到这份工作的 with no prior experience?
那是因为凡是了解红木营地的人 That's because anybody that knows anything about Camp Redwood
都不想待在这里 doesn't want to be in Camp Redwood.
这里曾发生史上最惨烈的夏令营大屠杀 This is the sight of the worst summer camp massacre of all time.
行了 丽塔 Come on, Rita.
他叫本杰明·里克特 His name was Benjamin Richter.
但大家都叫他叮当先生 But everybody called him Mr. Jingles.
里克特被征召参加了越南战争 Richter was drafted into the Vietnam War.
他们派他去了西贡 They sent him off to Saigon,
他就是在那找到了自己的使命 and that's where he found his calling.
他是他们连队里杀人最多的 He had the highest kill rate in his company.
甚至他受伤后 And even after he was wounded,
又再次回去接受派驻 he went back for a second tour.
他喜欢杀人 See, he liked to kill,
也很擅长杀人 and he was good at it.
他有个坏习惯 He had a nasty habit
喜欢从敌人身上收集战利品 of collecting trophies from his enemies.
他会把他们的耳朵割掉 Cut off their ears
再串起来做成项链 and strung them into a necklace.
老天爷 Jesus.
军队发现了这个情况 Army found out about it
将他开除了军籍 and gave him a dishonorable discharge.
里克特回来后一无所有 Richter came home to nothing.
他唯一能找到的工作 Only job he was able to get...
就是在这 红木营地 was right here in Camp Redwood.
没人知道他为何会崩溃发疯 Nobody knows exactly why he snapped.
但就在某天晚上 But one random night,
叮当先生拿起了刀 Mr. Jingles grabs a knife
把一屋子的人全杀光了 and slaughters an entire cabin.
总共有10名受害者 Ten victims in all.
你错了 You're wrong.
你要讲故事 那就别乱讲 If you're gonna tell a story, tell it right.
不准喝酒 Alcohol is not allowed.
-老天 -也不准抽这些带着怪味的香烟 - Wha... God! - Neither are those funny-smelling cigarettes.
这些是啥 丁香香烟吗 What are those, cloves?
所以这里什么事都没发生过吗 So nothing happened here?
不 这里的确有过一场大屠杀 No, there was a massacre.
但只有9个人死了 不是10个 But only nine died, not ten.
那叮当先生是确有其人了 So Mr. Jingles is real?
我并不经常给别人展示 Now, I don't usually show off,
但既然你们帮我建立起了这个营地 but since you all are helping me start this camp,
我觉得应该让你们知道这一切 I think you deserve to know everything.
我正在睡觉的时候听到了那个声音 I was asleep when I heard it.
那是他的钥匙叮当作响的声音 It was the sound of his keys... jingling.
就在我感觉到 I opened my eyes
刀刺来前的一瞬间 我睁开了眼睛 a split-second before I felt the blade.
但我知道 But I knew
我要死了 I was going to die.
但是奇迹发生了 But then a miracle happened.
我看见了一个气泡 I saw a bubble
升到了表面 rising to the surface,
这给了我如此强烈的欲望 and I had this powerful urge
要追随它去往光明 to follow it up to the light.
我内心充满了恐惧 I was so scared.
我不知道怎样才能静止不动 I didn't know how I could stay still.
但接着那道光变得如此耀眼 But then the light became so bright.
我迷失在了其中 I was lost in it,
迷失在了一片温暖与祥和之中 in the warmth and peace.
那是耶稣 It was Jesus.
我认识他一辈子了 I had known him my whole life,
但在那天我才真的见到 but I truly met him that day.
我的意识游离出了身体 I floated out of my body,
被天使的翅膀捧在高处 held aloft by the wings of an angel.
在高处 我看见他割下了 From above, I saw him cut off
我的耳朵 但我什么反应也没有 my ear, but I gave him nothing.
我纹丝不动 没发出一点声响 Not a twitch or a sound.
我就是这样活下来的 And that's how I managed to survive,
多亏了上帝的恩典 through the grace of God
和他的仁慈 and His mercy.
叮当先生后来怎样了 What happened to Mr. Jingles?
他被逮捕了 然后被送上法庭审判 He was arrested and put on trial.
我是关键证人 I was the star witness.
陪审团只花了一个小时就定了罪 The jury only took an hour to find him guilty,
我想 "这就算结束了吧" and I thought, "That will be the end of it."
但我却忘不了他 But I can't escape him.
这就是为什么 And that's why
我买下了这个营地 I bought this camp.
为了重新开启它 To reopen it.
然后把我所有最黑暗的记忆 And to take all of my darkest memories
变成光明的 快乐的 and turn them into something bright and happy.
伙计 Dude.
话题太沉重 That's heavy.
好了 Okay, well...
孩子们明天就来了 the kids are coming tomorrow,
从此以后 and this is the last time
谁都不许再提起那个可怕的晚上 I want anyone talking about that horrible night.
天哪 Oh, Jesus.
你别这样偷偷接近别人 You can't creep up on people like that.
你 You...
你不该来的 you shouldn't be here.
我很担心你 I was worried about you.
你下床干什么 What are you doing out of bed?
来 你需要休息 Come on, you should be resting.
天啊 你看起来很糟糕 Man, you don't look so good.
我能帮你联系什么人吗 There's nobody I can call?
家人 朋友什么的 F-Family, friends?
电话线断了 Phone lines are down.
真的假的 Seriously?
他们还能重新让这个破地方营业真是奇迹 It's a miracle they let them reopen this dump.
重新营业 Reopen?
我们在哪里 Where are we?
这是个夏令营 红木营地 It's a summer camp. Camp Redwood?
不 No.
不 你必须离开 No, you have to leave.
这里就要发生可怕的事了 Something terrible is gonna happen.
不 我没明白 什么 No, I don't understand. What...
走 离开这里 Get out! Go, now!
我觉得那个徒步者不太对劲 I think there's something wrong with the hiker.
我刚才去看他 他突然就发狂了 When I went to check on him, he wigged out.
我觉得他得了脑震荡 I think he has a concussion.
我们把他弄来了这里 没让他死在路上 I mean, we got him here, made sure he didn't die.
我们已经做了该做的 Karmically, we're cool.
他一直说什么 会发生可怕的事 He kept saying something bad -is gonna happen.
你们不知道 Don't you guys know
这里不允许男生女生一起玩吗 you're not supposed to be coed fraternizing?
逗你们的 I'm just fucking with you.
我叫崔弗 活动指导员 Oh, I'm Trevor, activities director.
所以严格来说 我是你们上司 So, technically, I'm your boss,
但是别担心 我没打算遵从 but don't worry, I'm not gonna be enforcing
玛格丽特·布斯那一套虔诚信条 any of Margaret Booth's rules for godly living.
偷偷告诉你们 我跟自己打赌 Between you and me, I bet myself 50 bucks
暑假结束前我一定把她弄上床 I'd bang her by the end of the summer.
你和自己打赌 You bet yourself?
是的 Yeah.
我是不是在哪里见过你 Don't I know you from somewhere?
我在玛丽安德尔湾上健身课 Teach aerobics in Marina del Rey.
也许你去上过课 Maybe you've taken one of my classes.
他们课都不错 They're pretty hot.
而且 你要是仔细看过 Also, if you look closely
《三人行》最后面的片头 at the end of the opening credits of Three's Company
约翰·瑞特和那些女孩在木板人行道上那里 when John Ritter and the girls are on bikes on the boardwalk,
我也出镜了 you can see me in the background.
就在我家门前拍的 Shot it right at my condo.
我很喜欢那个剧 I love that show.
抱歉 和自己怎么打赌啊 I'm sorry, how does one go about making a bet with themselves?
不不不 等等 你上过简方达的健身视频 No, no, no. Wait. You were in the Jane Fonda workout video.
一开始是的 Originally, yes.
第一排 就在方达女士旁边 First row, right next to Ms. Fonda herself.
我叫她简 I call her Jane.
我看过好几遍那个视频 I've seen that video a bunch of times.
你不在里面 You're not in it.
不在公映的版本里 Well, not in the one that went out to the public.
我们花了两天拍了原版 We shot the original for two days.
但当他们试映的时候 But when they tested it with an audience,
他们发现我把简的风头都抢了 they realized I was pulling focus from Jane.
我有一部分的确太抢眼 A certain part of me was.
那玩意儿就像小象鼻子 That thing was flopping around
甩来甩去 like a baby elephant's trunk.
他们不得不换了演员重拍 They had to recast and reshoot.
你肯定看过某一版到处传播的 You must have seen one of those bootleg VHS tapes
非法录像带 that's been floating around.
这是我自慰的第一份素材 First thing I ever masturbated to.
你是个传奇 You're a legend.
多谢 Thanks.
不客气 You're welcome.
里面太热了 It got hot in there.
我需要冷静下来 I needed to cool down.
我也有点出汗了 Feeling a little sticky myself.
是啊 当然了 Oh, yeah, you are.
你知道我在那部录像带上 Do you know how many times
看你了多少次踢球的样子吗 I watched you do Rover's Revenge on that video?
你抬起腿 正好90度 然后踢出 You'd lift your legs to a perfect 90 degrees and kick out.
我想想就兴奋 It gets me excited just thinking about it.
我还有个想给你看的小花招 I got another trick I'd like to show you.
真的吗 Oh, yeah?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
你的大腿把我夹得快窒息了 You almost strangled me with your thighs.
我们走吧 风暴快来了 Let's jam. A storm's coming.
你不会想跟避雷针一起呆在水里的 You don't want to be in the water with that lightning rod.
-我们走 -好 - Let's go. - Okay.
霍普医生 Dr. Hopple.
这里究竟发生了什么 What in God's name is going on?
一团糟 医生 It's a mess, Doctor.
有名患者逃了出去 One of the patients broke out.
一名患者 One of the patients?
整个医院现在转移到了草坪上 The entire hospital is on the front lawn.
他出去时按了主控开关 He hit the master release on the way out.
打开了所有的房间门 Opened all the cell doors.
谁 Who?
叮当先生 Mr. Jingles.
我是说 本杰明·里克特 I mean, Benjamin Richter.
请告诉我他已经被抓住了 Please tell me he's not still loose.
我们让人进行彻底的地面搜索 We have patrols combing the grounds.
本地警方正在设置路障 Local police are setting up roadblocks.
他逃不远的 He's not gonna get far.
怎么会这样 How did this happen?
3个小时前
里克特 你个傻逼 Richter, you dumb fuck.
省了纳税人一大笔钱 Saved the taxpayers a lot of money.
营地今夏重新开张
妈的 Aw, shit!
老天 Geez!
上帝啊 Oh, God.
贝拉 你个疯子 Bella, you maniac.
你好 Hello?
嘿 Hey.
你不该到后面来 Nobody's supposed to be in here.
要加油的话 我马上出来 If you want gas, I'll be right out.
说你呢 Hey! Hey!
怎么回事 What the fucking fuck?
太棒了 在重播呢 Yes. They're replaying it.
停 Stop!
好了 There.
好了 There it is.
真讨厌 This sucks.
世界上最好的运动员齐聚一堂 Best athletes in the world in one place,
我却不在场 and I'm missing it.
我应该代表国家在游行的 I should be in the Parade of Nations.
我知道你真正在怀念什么 I know exactly what you missing.
乱搞盛宴 The fuck fest.
运动员都是浪货 Athletes are skanks.
奥运会的时候他们发2万个避孕套出去 There's a reason why they hand out 20,000 condoms
是有原因的 at the Olympics.
对我来说就是天堂啊 Sounds like heaven to me.
我听说男运动员比女运动员人多 I heard the male athletes outnumber the females
比例是5比1呢 five to one.
这竞争真够激烈的 That's some tough competition.
你都懂个屁啊 What the fuck would you know about it?
兄弟 Dude,
消停会儿吧 shut up already.
她只是想帮帮忙 She was just trying to help.
你太混蛋了 You're being a dick.
去你的吧 Fuck you.
-切特 搞什么鬼 -好吧 - Chet, what the hell? - Okay!
干 Shit!
我错了 我不是故意要... My bad. I-I didn't mean to do...
离我远点 Back off!
护士姐姐 帮个忙 Nurse, a little help?
我已经下班了 I clocked out already.
我是来照顾孩子的 I'm here for the kids.
你需要绷带的话 You want bandages,
可以自己去找 you can find 'em yourself.
该死的愤怒 Goddamn 'roid rage.
真棒 Nice.
厉害得很啊 That was real smooth.
罗伊加油修车厂
该死 Fuck.
你没事吧 You okay?
我觉得切得是真心觉得抱歉的 I think Chet really is sorry.
他就是醉了 He's just drunk.
不 他就是个混蛋 No, he's just an asshole.
我能看一下吗 Can I see?
-疼吗 -疼 - Does it hurt? - Yes.
-抱歉 -没事 - Oh. Sorry. - It's all right.
还在流血呢 It's still bleeding.
我去找点绷带... I'm gonna go look for some bandages and...
再看看能不能找点碘伏 maybe some iodine.
-其实你不用... -我... - You don't have to do that. - Just...
我不介意 I don't mind.
好了 一直按着 All right, just keep pressure.
好的 All right.
小心点 Be safe.
吉娜·亨普希尔 Gina Hemphill,
伟大的杰西·欧文的外孙女 granddaughter of the great Jesse Owens,
1936年柏林奥运会的英雄 hero of the 1936 Olympics in Berlin.
拉弗·约翰逊 Rafer Johnson.
他将点燃奥林匹克之火 He will light the Olympic flame.
我们可以看到还剩下25步到达... The last 25 steps you see rising...
他在这里 He's here!
你在追我 He's after me!
他想杀我 He's trying to kill me!
谁 你在说谁 Who? What are you talking about?
叮当先生 Mr. Jingles!
-这是玩笑吧 -我看得到他的雨衣 - This is a joke, right? - I could make out his raincoat.
他的兜帽 还一直有他钥匙的声音 His hood. I kept hearing his keys.
是他 It was him.
不 不 他就在外面 No, no, no, no! He's right outside!
我什么都没看到 外面没人 I don't see anything. There's nobody out here.
你确定真是叮当先生吗 Are you sure it was really Mr. Jingles?
他70年代不就被锁起来了吗 Hasn't he been locked up since, like, the '70s?
不 肯定是他 No... I know it was him.
他谋杀了那位徒步者 割了他的耳朵 He murdered the hiker and he cut off his ear.
他就在那扇门后 He's right behind that door.
我不要过去 I'm not going back in there.
妹子 Girl...
你出现幻觉了 you trippin'.
什么 我... Wha... I...
我不明白 I don't understand.
他... 他刚刚就在这儿 He was... he was right here!
那他现在不在了 Well, he's not there anymore.
一定是回去了 Must have wandered back to wherever he came from.
不关我们的事 Not our problem.
我想我可能找到雨衣杀手了 I think I might've found your raincoat killer.
不 不 不 No, no, no. No, no, no.
这些不是我幻想出来的 I am not imagining all of this!
也许吧 但 Well, yeah, but...
你确实抽了大麻 you did indulge in the righteous bush.
-你抽了多少 -我没有 - How many hits did you take? - Zero.
那你多半是 Then you probably just got
嗨到天翻地覆了 the mother of all contact highs.
我们混合了 We toked on a crossbreed
极光和内维之霾 of Northern Lights and Nevil's Haze.
你们到底在搞什么 What in heaven's name is going on here?
都... 都怪我 It's, um... it's-it's my fault.
-我以为 -不 我们是来看下 - I thought... - No, we came to check on that guy
他们在路边救的人 they picked up on the road.
他怎么样了 How is he?
他应该恢复得可以离开了 I guess he was well enough to leave.
很好 我们少了一个要照顾的人 Okay, good. That's one less person for us to look after.
现在休息吧 Now, let's go get some rest.
明天很重要 We have a big day tomorrow.
你怎么了 What happened to you?
洁净仅次于虔诚 Cleanliness is next to godliness.
去洗干净 Go clean yourself up.
蒙塔娜 醒醒 Montana. Wake up.
我... 是我 布鲁克 W... It's-it's me. It's Brooke.
你为什么带着刀睡觉 Why are you sleeping with a knife?
我生性多疑 I have a suspicious nature.
你为什么叫醒我 Why are you waking me up?
付费电话响了 Someone's calling the pay phone.
关我屁事 Who gives a shit?
但他说电话线路断了 He said the phone lines were down.
管他呢 布鲁克 Whatever, Brooke.
喂 Hello?
是谁 Who is this?
撒旦 撒旦 撒旦 Satan, Satan, Satan.