以下是《無恥之徒》上週劇情提要 Last week on Shameless, this is what we were doing:
你們家房子就是法蘭克的春夢 Your house is Frank's wet dream.
他永遠也不願意從中醒來 Never gonna get him out.
事實證明 我沒有足夠的金錢另找住處 Turns out I can't afford to live somewhere else
還要贍養你們兩個 and support you two.
你為什麼不能跟雷叔叔住一起 Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray?
等我回來的時候 我希望新的存貨都已上架 When I get back, I want the new stock shelved
而且所有的標籤都朝著同一個方向 with all the labels facing the same direction.
我們將有一整個晚上時間來慶祝 We're gonna have a whole night together to celebrate.
這就是你的家了 This is your house...
你和琳達還有孩子一起住的地方 where you live with Linda and the kids.
我是同性戀 老兄 不是偽娘 I'm gay, dude, not queer.
587美元 Five hundred and eight-seven dollars.
我要給一個里奇代爾的波蘭小鬼當大學入學考預考的槍手 I'm taking the PSAT's for some Polish kid over in Ridgedale?
我跟瑞奇說你漲價了 I told Richie that your rates went up,
他會付你150塊 so he's giving you $150.
-三小時後見 -兩小時後就出來 - See you in three hours. - Be out in two.
我今天要去參加婚禮 I am going to a wedding today.
我這次一定會走出家門 I am really gonna do it this time.
老媽 你也要去嗎 You're coming, mom?
老媽 我還是給你帶回來一塊蛋糕吧 I'll just get you a piece of cake, mom.
那樣真是... That would just be...
《無恥之徒》第一季 第六集
快刷牙 我想玩會兒 Brush your teeth, I want to play.
-果昔 -謝謝 - Smoothie. - Thanks.
利亞姆 Hello, Liam.
你好嗎 How you doing, huh?
菲奧娜沒告訴過你別再給娃娃施電刑了嗎 Didn't Fiona tell you to stop electrocuting dolls?
他們必須為自己的罪行付出代價 They have to pay for their sins.
你快射了嗎 You almost there?
-幹嘛 -我得去做午餐了 - What? - I got to make lunches.
噢 做些什麼 Oh, tell me more.
首先 我要去掉麵包皮 Well, first I cut off the crusts...
然後把蘋果片裝在袋子裡 and then I put the apple slices in a baggie...
別停下來 Oh, don't stop.
你真美啊 You look amazing.
快點 Hurry up.
我不想在你高潮之前射 I don't want to go before you.
我都高潮好幾次了 I already had a couple.
都沒聽到你呻吟 You didn't make a sound.
人多 牆薄 Big family, thin walls.
當你考慮一下人類的進化程度 When you consider how humans evolved,
他們可能都習慣在公共場合交配了 they were probably used to mating in public.
但有一天 一位先驅 But one day a pioneer
-想玩點新花樣 -史蒂夫 - that really wanted to get freaky... - Steve...
-怎麼了 -史蒂夫 我做飯要晚了 - What? What? - Steve, I'm late.
快點做 Focus.
娘的 卡爾 Damn it! Carl!
不是我 It's not me!
海克特又給我們斷電了 Hector's at the pole again!
海克特 Hector!
海克特 Hey, Hector...
你能不能... is there any way that you could...
這次不行 菲奧娜 I can't this time, Fiona.
這是今年第三張紅色通告 我很抱歉 It's the third red notice this year. I'm sorry.
又不是第一次被掐電 也不會是最後一次 Not the first time we got shut off, won't be the last.
你有沒有可能今天把錢湊齊 Is there any way that you can scrape the money together today?
我們有錢 We have it.
她就是忘了付 She just forgot to pay it.
我昨天多值了一輪班 我就忘了 I took an extra shift yesterday, and I just spaced it.
交完錢就給我打電話 Call my cell phone when you pay it,
我會在今天之內給你們接通電源的 I'll swing back at the end of the day.
多謝了 海克特 Thanks, Hector.
"藝術與休閒" "Arts and Leisure"?
讓我看一幫信奉異教的演員們 So I can read about pagan-worshipping actors
抱怨美國有多爛嗎 complaining about how America sucks?
我還是繼續關注服用類固醇的運動員吧 I'll stick to my steroid-riddled athletes,
謝了 thank you.
我說 So...
味道怎麼樣 what's the verdict?
香蕉味和藍莓味美味極了 The banana and blueberry are spectacular.
-真的很美味 老媽 -真的嗎 - So good, mom. - Really?
那麼 今晚我們將來點新花樣 So, tonight we are going to go off the beaten path.
我們來個 We are going to have...
匈牙利之夜 Hungarian night.
好嗎 All right?
晚餐吃胡卡香腸 雞蛋沙拉和馬鈴薯千層餅 We're gonna have hurka and toltott tojas and rakott krumpli!
保證以音速拉出你的腸子 Guaranteed to exit your colon at the speed of sound.
媽 Mom...
今晚學校有家長會 it's Parents Night at school tonight.
對 Right.
對 我會參加的 寶貝 Right. I will be there, sweetie.
我一直在努力 I've been working towards that.
對了 我都在日曆上標註了 That's right, I have it right on my calendar.
我畫了個圈 我只是 只是一直 I circled it. I've just been, I've just been
很忙 很忙 但我會到場的 busy, busy, but I will be there.
老爸 今晚家長會你來嗎 Dad, will you join us at Parents Night tonight?
我嗎 Me?
不是你 死豬頭 Not you, fuckface.
我在跟法蘭克老爸說話呢 I was talking to Daddy Frank.
法蘭克老爸 你會來嗎 Daddy Frank, will you come?
不不 Oh... no, no,
女士們 我混不來學校 ladies, I don't do school.
每個人都有恐懼症 我最怕去學校 We all have our phobias, and school is mine.
學校的一切都讓我恐懼 All of it.
充滿虛偽言辭的教科書 Textbooks full of falsehoods,
由混蛋組成的教職工會 teachers' unions full of thugs,
還有那些終身在職的弱智 and tenured imbeciles
依然在用"儘管如此"這樣的詞 who still use words like "irregardless."
學校就是不適合我 Not for me.
但是呢 However,
烤薄餅還是不錯的 the crepes-- merci.
說到晚餐 提前一點怎麼樣 Uh, regarding dinner, why not just move it up,
五點就開動匈牙利晚餐吧 do the Hungarian thing at 5:00?
你們說怎麼樣 What do you say?
好好想想 隨便吧 Well, think it over. Whatever.
我會在五點之前回來 我有個會要開 I'll be back before 5:00. I got a meeting.
凱倫 寶貝 Karen? Sweetie?
我會出席的 好嗎 I'm gonna be there, okay?
我今天有個療程 I have a session today.
我要來個突破 I'm gonna have a breakthrough,
我清楚得很 I can see it.
拉倒吧 Yeah, come on...
你就笑吧 Keep laughing,
我會趁你睡覺時割開你的喉嚨 and I will slit your throat while you sleep.
來了 I'm coming.
-沃倫 -黛比 - Warren. - Debbie.
-利普在樓上嗎 -是啊 - Lip upstairs? - Yeah.
卡爾 快吃 Carl, eat.
別擺造型了 好嗎 進肚後 Don't organize, okay? After you eat them,
它們全在一個地方集合 they all end up in the same place.
誰敲門 Who was at the door?
沃倫來找利普 Warren for Lip.
別擔心番茄醬之類的東西 Don't worry about the ketchup and stuff.
主要是牛奶和肉類 別變質了 Just the milk and the meat so won't spoil.
好的 剩下的熱水至少夠一個人再洗一次的 All right, enough hot water for at least one more shower.
卡爾又把街區電線弄短路了嗎 Did Carl blow up the neighborhood again?
不是 我忘了付電費 No, I forgot to pay the bill.
這種事經常發生 Happens to the best of us.
我不會 好嗎 Not to me, okay?
我不會這樣 I'm not like this.
-哪樣 -心不在焉的 - Like what? - Distracted.
因為什麼呢 Yeah, by what?
好吧 你是這團亂麻里唯一的新成員 Well, you're the only new thing in the mix.
等一下 我有分散菲奧娜·加拉格的注意力嗎 Wait, am I actually distracting Fiona Gallagher?
真的嗎 Really!
我 I... hey...
等我弄完就去買咖啡 I will make a coffee run after I finish.
-好吧 -行嗎 - Fine. - Okay?
該去上學了 Time for school, okay?
利普 快下來 Lip! Feet on the floor!
利普 Lip?
沃倫 Warren.
我的作業在哪 Where's my paper?
我的錢呢 Where's my money?
我帶來了 I got it.
很好 Okay.
我必須眼見為憑 I want to see it.
35塊 對吧 $35, right?
不 50塊 No, $50.
別瞎嚷嚷棒子語了 沃倫 Stop speaking fake Korean, Warren.
我從沒說過35塊 I never said $35.
上個月幫你寫的論文不是35塊 Not for the paper I wrote you last month,
上個學期幫你寫的論文不是35塊 not for the paper I wrote you last semester,
本次也不例外 not for this one.
明白嗎 一口價 50塊 All right? It's $50.
36塊行嗎 Can you do $36?
不行 No.
-38塊呢 -老天啊 - $38? - Oh...
沃倫 Warren...
你再次以實例證明 韓國人是亞洲第一吝嗇鬼 once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.
你這是種族歧視 That's racist.
不 事實就是事實 與種族歧視無關 No. Facts cannot be racist.
愛爾蘭人大多是酒鬼 Many Irish are drunks.
法國人大多渾身體臭 Many French smell.
中國人大多討厭孩子 Most Chinese hate children.
所以他們才把孩子賣到美國 That's why they sell them to Americans.
現在 我們所面對的事實是 Now, the fact here
你 我唯一認識的韓國人 is that you, the one Korean I know,
原本說好了是50塊 made a deal of 50 bucks
幫你完成一篇他媽的《了不起的蓋茲比》的論文 for an original essay about The Great goddamn Gatsby, yet...
而你 卻再次試圖討價還價 once again, you're trying to get me to lower my agreed-upon price.
總之一句話... Okay? So...
你要麼給我50塊 I want you to give me $50
要麼GFY or GFY.
什麼意思 Gfy?
滾一邊該死去 Go Fuck Yourself.
-又短缺了 -什麼 - You're short again. - What?
貨物 Inventory.
順手牽羊 強取強奪 Gone, out the door without being paid for.
灌裝湯 Soup,
啤酒 洋芋片 香菸 棒棒糖 beer, chips, cigarettes, lollipops,
還有鹽 連鹽都有人偷 凱希 搞屁啊 salt-- people are stealing salt, Kash, what the hell?
孩子們 不如你們先去後面 Kids, why don't you go in the back
找些果汁喝吧 and get yourself some juice.
孩子們 站這裡別動 Boys, stay right where you are.
你們都要聽好了 You need to hear this.
除了你們所遺傳的心臟病和一口爛牙 Other than genetic markers for heart disease and bad teeth,
這個雜貨店就是我們死後留給你們的全部東西了 this dump is the sum total of what we're leaving you.
商店盜竊已經完全失控了 The shoplifting is out of hand
一週損失了320塊 $320 in one week.
我們又不是救濟所 This is not a food bank.
小偷行竊時 你幹什麼去了 What are you doing when all this thievery is taking place?
在用手機玩"打磚塊"嗎 You playing Brickbreaker on your phone?
非要逼我去修監控錄影嗎 Do I need to get the security cameras fixed?
那可得花2500塊 我們可付不起 'Cause that's a $2,500 bill we cannot afford.
我馬上送孩子去學校 算我求你了 Do me a favor while I take the kids to school
像個男人 grow a pair.
快點 孩子們 Come on, boys.
午餐帶好了嗎 You guys have your lunches?
你確定是這裡嗎 You sure this is it?
是的 現在能放我走了嗎 Yeah. Can I please go now?
等孩子們離家了再說 When the kids leave.
利亞姆 我們不得不為你準備了個便盆 Oh, Liam, we got to get you onto this potty!
那樣的話就可以省下尿布錢了 We can take some of the money that we spent on diapers,
然後給你買糖和玩具車 and we can buy you candy, and cars!
你很喜歡糖和玩具車的對吧 Don't you like candy and cars?
拉屎也有回報 一去無返的美好往日啊 Ah, rewards for shitting-- the good old days.
嘿 我來幫你吧 Hey, let me help.
很好 Okay, cool.
當利亞姆憋住氣 眯著眼時 When Liam starts holding his breath and squinting,
把他放便盆上 put him on this.
我也交份電費錢 The power bill.
拿著吧 我也算是住在這裡呢 Come on, I'm almost living here.
不 你不算 No, you're not.
利普昨天給了我足夠的錢 Lip gave me enough to pay for it yesterday.
快下班時我又接了一些事 I picked up a last-minute shift at the motel
忘記去繳費中心交電費了 and forgot to walk it to the payment center.
430塊嗎 430 bucks?
-利普本月收入相當可觀啊 -大學入學考期嘛 - Lip's a bit flush this month. - It's S.A.T. Season.
每年大學入學考期他都能大賺一筆 He's always flush during S.A.T. Season.
-大學入學考? -大學入學考試 - S.A.T.? - College tests.
他幫人輔導嗎 He tutors?
不 我幫人代考 Uh, no. He takes.
好了 去玩你的小車車吧 Okay, go play with your cars.
-我有單新生意要介紹給你 -你安排下 小傻 - Oh, hey, I got another lead for you. - Oh, set it up, douche.
今天放學後已經有安排了 I'm taking it for someone else after school today,
但是 可以安排在兩週後 but, uh, there's another session in two weeks.
好的 All right.
今天別把手機帶走 我要用 Don't take the phone today, okay? I need it.
-我也要用 -何用 - I need it. - For what?
電話推銷 自薦幫人做保姆 Cold calling, for baby-sitting gigs.
我的聲音在電話裡聽起來更加成熟 I sound more mature on the phone.
我今天必須用手機 明白嗎 I'm using the phone today, okay?
都快出發吧 你們要遲到了 Everybody go. You're gonna be late.
我可以帶你們一程 I'll give you guys a ride.
多謝 Thank you.
老師讓我把這個交給你 Teacher told me to give this to you.
-等等 你又犯什麼事了 -沒什麼 - Wait. What did you do? - Nothing.
這是上週五給的 This is from last Friday.
今天都週三了 卡爾 It's Wednesday! Carl!
等一下 他到底幹什麼了 Wait, whoa, what'd he do?
沒什麼 嘿 球棒不准帶 Nothing. Hey, bat stays here.
說了多少次了 幹嘛還塞錢給我 Why do we keep having this conversation?
因為你從來都不收 Because you never take the money.
因為我不需要 Because I don't need it.
你不是要去什麼地方嗎 Don't you have someplace to be?
天主教徒 看看他們 Catholics-- look at 'em all.
像兔子一樣產一窩崽 They replicate like rabbits.
如果教皇允許使用保險套的話 But, you know, if the Pope ever approves of condoms,
我也可以得到洗禮 I'd get baptized.
我對天主教彌撒可是情有獨鍾啊 A lot I like about the Catholic Mass.
有幸耳聞啊 Good to know.
我們做個了結吧 Let's get this over with.
誰忘了什麼東西 Who forgot what?
法蘭克忘記還我們錢了 Frank forgot to pay.
立刻滾出我的屋子 Get the fuck out of my house.
你該將門鎖好的 You should dead-bolt your door.
這片社區治安很差的 This is a dangerous neighborhood.
法蘭克已經不住在這裡了 Frank doesn't live here anymore.
好吧 就算他不住在這裡 Yeah, well, just 'cause he don't live here anymore,
你也還是知道他現在的住處的吧 doesn't mean you don't know where he lives now.
把球棒放下 Put the bat down,
拿起電話 pick up the phone,
讓他還欠我們的6千塊錢 and tell him to get us the six grand he owes.
什麼 What?
或者把車還回來 Or bring back the car.
否則我們還會再來 對你棍棒加身 Or we'll come back and use the bat on you.
要預先支付50塊 It's a buck-50 up front.
等你查到大學入學考結果 親眼見證利普考出的高分 When you get your S.A.T. Results back and see how great Lip did,
再支付剩下的50塊 it's another buck-50.
今天就要做嗎 And we do this today?
不 今天的安排已經滿了 No, today's session is booked.
三週後 Three weeks.
考試的時候讓我坐你旁邊嗎 So I sit next to you while you take the test?
不 No.
他會冒充你的身份進去參考 He's pretending to be you.
你不能出現在考場 You can't be there.
他們怎麼會認為你就是我 Why would they think you're me?
因為我會弄張准考證 以證明我就是你 Well, I'll have a I.D. that says that I am you.
但如果他們要求出示我的准考證呢 But what if they ask me for my I.D.?
我會弄張假准考證 I'm going to make a fake I.D.
但我很高 But I'm tall.
是啊 所以我們可能得冒點小險 Yeah. That's-That's a chance were just going to have to take.
是啊 Yeah.
週六晚上見 Saturday night.
我什麼時候去接你 What time can I pick you up?
七點整 7:00.
好吧 Done.
你現在和小屁孩約會了 You're dating Oompa now?
[Oompa 電影《查理和巧克力工廠》中橙色皮膚綠色頭髮的小矮人]
他話很少 很有意思 He doesn't talk. It's fun.
進來 Come in.
我要有所突破 瑪拉亞 I need a breakthrough, Malaya.
-要參加家長會 -是很重要 - Parents Night. - Oh, very important.
-我女兒凱倫 -我們見過 - My daughter Karen. - We've met.
我有點準備迎接挑戰的感覺 I'm a little geared up.
我理解 很好啊 I understand. It's good.
孩子們需要知道家長在乎他們的教育情況 Children need to know their parents care about their education.
我告訴我兒子 "上完八年級 I tell my son, "Finish eighth grade,
[美國八年級相當於中國國中畢業]
然後我們來談談你去工地工作的事" and then we'll talk about you working in construction."
坦白說我現在還是很需要那份額外薪水的 Not that I couldn't use the extra paycheck now.
沒錯 Oh. Right.
好的 Okay.
我準備好了 I'm ready.
天啊 法蘭克 Jesus, Frank!
兩個混蛋突然闖進我們家 Two assholes busted into our house
來找你和什麼車 looking for you and some car?
他們跟你來這了嗎 Did they follow you here?
車在哪 Where is it?
我曾受邀參與一項風險投資 I was invited to participate in a business venture.
-你用那些錢幹什麼了 -我正要說這個 - What did you do with the money? - That's just it!
我並沒有預先拿到錢 I wasn't given any money up front!
他們向我承諾一旦保險理賠被支付 I was simply promised that money would be shared
拿到的錢就跟我平分 with me once an insurance claim was... was settled.
那個承諾履行了嗎 Has that promise been delivered upon?
不 不 還沒有 No. No, it has not.
我警告過你 法蘭克 I warned you, Frank.
你知道這件事卻不告訴我 You knew about this and you didn't tell me?
菲 我沒時間在每次法蘭克打壞主意的時候 Fi, I don't have the time to call you
都打電話給你 every time Frank has a bad idea.
我來跟他們談 I'll talk to them.
是嗎 談什麼呢 "伙伴們 Oh, yeah? And say what? "Hey guys,
不好意思我忘記把那車點著的的事了" sorry I forgot to light the car on fire."
我可不是要縱火 I was not doing the igniting.
我做的只是"把車停在一個荒涼的地方" I was just doing the "Park in a remote location."
不幸的是 中途我要下車小便 Unfortunately, I had to make a pit stop,
我回來的時候 車就不見了 and when I got back, the car was gone.
你來搞定這件事 現在 You're gonna take care of this. Now.
我可以去紐澤西州避一陣子 Could go to Jersey for a while.
-跟你的喬治叔祖父待一陣 -不 - Stay with your Great Uncle George. - No.
你要待在這 You're staying here,
搞定這輛車的事情 and you're gonna take care of this car,
因為你還要待在這照顧卡爾 'cause you're also gonna be here to take care of Carl.
他需要你參加他的家長會 He needs you to show up for him at Parents Night
討論一下他的行為問題 to discuss behavioral problems.
澆澆花 Water the plant.
這些聽起來像處理手段 不像問題 These sound like solutions, not problems.
學校可不這麼認為 The school disagrees.
他是個男孩 He's a boy.
男孩就應該那樣 This is what boys do!
在我還小的時候 When I was growing up,
喬·帕拉佐咬掉了一個小子的手指 Joe Palazzo bit off a kid's finger.
絕對是胡說八道 Oh, that's got to be bullshit.
艾瑪麗塔修女撿起了斷指 Sister Irmalita picked up the nub
用舒潔牌紙巾包裹起來 and wrapped it in Kleenex.
她總是把自己的鼻涕紙塞在袖子裡 She always kept her snot rag stuffed in her sleeve.
學校威脅要開除他 They're threatening to expel him.
那就去勸服他們不要 Well, go talk 'em out of it.
他們要找一個家長 一個真正的家長 They want a parent. A real parent.
我覺得你肯定是不符合要求啊 法蘭克 Oh, I guess you're off the hook then, Frank.
我從來沒有被老師威脅過 I have never been threatened by teachers,
現在也不準備開這個先例 and I am not going to start now.
我受夠了那些第三性別的雌雄同體人 I am fed up with these pangender hermaphrodites
他們厭惡人類是有兩種 who hate that human beings are
截然不同性別的生物 a species with two distinct genders.
就好像他們對睪丸宣戰了似的 It's like they've declared war on testicles!
他們想去除學校裡所有的男子氣 They want to remove all the masculinity from the schools,
讓世界充斥著嗜食優格之徒 fill the world with yogurt-eaters.
去查個清楚吧 Well, do your research!
我們都是野蠻人的後代 We're all descendents of barbarians,
越早面對這個事實 and the sooner we face it,
我們就會越早擁有值得慶祝的文明 the sooner we'll have a civilization worth celebrating.
所以 不 我不會去 So, hell no, I won't go,
沒有人能嚇到法蘭克·加拉格 'cause no one scares Frank Gallagher!
完蛋了 Oh, shit.
你今晚可以假扮一下法蘭克嗎 Can you pretend to be Frank tonight?
抱歉 小菲 我在工作 Sorry, Fi. I'm working.
你為什麼不去家長會 Why can't you do it?
就說你 十四歲左右生了卡爾 Say you had Carl when you were, like, 14 or something.
你看著像二十三歲 You could pass for 23.
不行嗎 No?
讓肯尼去怎麼樣 How 'bout Kenny?
我在努力讓卡爾別被送去寄養家庭 I'm trying to keep Carl out of a foster home,
而不是給他們送他去寄養家庭的理由 not give 'em reason to put him in one.
法蘭克為了卡爾會去參加的 Frank will show up for Carl.
我知道你覺得他不會 但是 I know you think he won't, but,
我打心眼裡覺得 法蘭克能夠做出正確的選擇 deep down, I think frank is capable of doing the right thing.
法蘭克 Frank!
孩子們 快把滑板給我 滑板給我 Kid! Give me the board! Give me the board!
-法蘭克 停下 法蘭克 -還給我 - Frank! Stop! Frank! - Hey! Gimme it back!
把我的滑板還給我 Give me my skateboard back!
天啊 去他媽的 God! Ah, fuck!
我的腿筋 My hammy!
你們這些窩囊廢 You losers!
我準備好了 I'm ready.
你知道我想什麼嗎 You know what I'm thinking?
印度菜 Indian.
那我們去買點咖哩吧 So, let's go get some curry.
好極了 Excellent.
現在 去買點新鮮的雞肉怎麼樣 And now, how about we go find some fresh chicken?
不錯 做一道美味的印式烤雞 Ooh, yes. A yummy tikka masala.
做的不錯 希拉 You're doing great, sheila.
謝謝你 我感覺好極了 Thank you. You know, I feel terrific.
真的 到外面去 It's really.... It's really kind of nice
感覺真的很好 to be out and about.
你看到其他購物的人了嗎 Do you see any fellow shoppers?
是的 Yes.
你好 Hi.
很好 希拉 Good, Sheila.
好極了 Good.
還不算壞 Oh, that wasn't so bad.
好的 現在 Okay, now,
正走來的那個人離得有點近 this one's coming a little bit close.
有時 當我們在外面購物時 Sometimes when we're out and about...
有人想跟我們買同樣的東西 ...people shop for some of the same things.
然後他們就會進入我們的空間一小會 And they enter our space for a moment.
是的 那事正在發生 Yes. That's happening.
跟她打個招呼 Say hello to her.
你好 Hello.
還不算很糟 Oh, oh. That wasn't so bad.
感覺還算不錯 That wasn't so bad at all.
她看起來很友善 She seemed really nice.
好了 Okay.
天啊 等等 Oh... Oh, God. Wait.
是時候付錢走人了 Time to check out and head outside.
不 不 不 我們才剛開始 我 No, no, no. We just started and I...
我還要買香草和葡萄乾 I still need vanilla and raisins
還有 還有桃子 我要買點桃子 and-and peaches. I need to get some peaches.
-印度菜裡可沒有桃子 -有 - No peaches in Indian food. - Yes!
-不 有桃子的 -集中精神 - No, there's peaches. - Concentrate.
天啊 Oh, God.
不要 不行 No, no! No.
我做不到 I can't do it. I can't.
快停下來 快點 Stop it! Make it stop!
我做不到 No.
抱歉早上把你趕出去了 Sorry I threw you out this morning.
我喜歡知道自己要什麼的女人 I love a woman that knows what she wants.
我今天倒是想成為另一個人 I want to be someone else today.
工作還順利嗎 How's work?
累得要死 Backbreaking.
我能中午接你一起吃午餐嗎 Can I swing by and take you to lunch?
我喜歡人們出去吃午餐的世界 I love that there's a world where people go out to lunch.
-下一位 -卡爾在學校惹麻煩了 - Next. - Carl's in trouble at school.
今晚有家長會 他們希望法蘭克能去 Parents Night's tonight and they want Frank to show up,
但他不願意 所以我得想個辦法 and he says he won't, so I got to go fix it
免得到時候沒人去 害他被退學 before nobody shows up and he gets bounced.
聽起來有點意思 Sounds fun.
等一下給你傳簡訊 I'll text ya later?
來幾條色情簡訊 Make it dirty.
你們今晚要參加家長會嗎 So, are you guys going to the parent-teacher conference tonight?
不去 No.
有家長的人才能參加不是嗎 Need a parent for that, don't you?
你幫露易絲寫的 Hey, Louise got an "A" on the paper
英文課論文得了A you wrote for her English class.
你怎麼能每次都得A How do you keep doing that?
寫讀書心得的秘訣就是 Well, to master the art of the book report,
不論是什麼小說 不管那小說寫得如何 you just take any novel, no matter when it was written,
你都要證明主角是個 and you argue that the main character
潛在的同性戀者 is a latent homosexual.
別笑 我說真的呢 No, seriously. Seriously.
大多數英文老師都是同性戀 或者不排斥同性戀 Now, most English teachers are either gay and agree,
就算他們不是同性戀 也不敢反對 or they're straight, but too scared to disagree
以免被人說狹隘 and get labeled as intolerant.
-1870分 -不錯 - 1870! - All right.
是啊 謝了哥們 非常感謝 Yeah! Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
上十大聯盟沒問題了 Perfect for the Big Ten.
[十大聯盟：指美國中西部十二所大學組成的體育競技聯盟]
樂意效勞 Happy to help, man.
真是幫了我大忙了哥們 Hey, man. You more than helped.
我明年絕對會是啤酒隨便喝 Now I'll most definitely be a beer swillin',
美女隨便上 還能代表伊利尼打球 roofie slippin', fightin' Illini next year.
[伊利尼：伊利諾斯大學運動隊的簡稱]
-對嗎 -沒錯 - All right? - All right.
棒極了 Awesome.
怎麼了 泰爾 What happened, Tire?
不滿意你的成績嗎 Not satisfied with your results?
我的還沒收到 Haven't come back yet.
隨時都會來的 Any day now.
你最好別讓我出糗 I better not look stupid.
那不可能 Impossible.
今年還剩下最後一場考試 Hey, listen, there's one last testing session this year,
跟你的朋友們宣傳一下 so tell your friends.
別對我指指點點的 Don't tell me what to do.
為什麼要幫這些我們討厭的人 Why do we help people we hate?
我們這是在遵循 I believe we're just taking our cue
美國的外交政策嘛 from American foreign policy.
誰啊 Hello? Hello?
-是我 法蘭克 -法蘭克 - It's Frank. - Frank?
-進來吧 -嗯 - Come in, Frank. - Yeah.
好 我很好 Okay, good. I'm fine.
脫鞋 脫鞋 Shoes. Shoes.
好好 我脫 Shoes? Yeah.
放袋子裡面 The bag. The bag.
寶貝兒 別在意鞋子的事了行嗎 Hon, you got to lighten up about the shoes, okay?
我要你把鞋脫下來放袋子裡 I want shoes in bags.
感謝你能見我一面 I appreciate you seeing me.
你是卡爾的母親嗎 You're Carl's mother?
不是 我是他姐姐 Uh, no, sister.
你是他的合法監護人嗎 Legal guardian?
不算吧 Formally, no.
門羅先生 Mr. Monroe?
那個紙模型放在哪裡了 Where's that papier-mache?
在這裡 Right here.
孩子們把他們喜愛的東西 The kids have been making papier-mache sculptures
做成紙模型 about what they love about themselves.
這個是卡爾做的 This is Carl's.
這是什麼 What is that?
這是一坨紙做的大便 That is a papier-mache pile of shit.
他只是幽默感比較"高端"罷了 Wait. He has a very developed sense of humor.
一點都不好笑 We're not laughing.
通過卡爾的藝術作品我們看到了他的未來 Carl's future is speaking to us through art.
灰暗的未來 A dark future
即使外人也能看出 他會成為 filled with what, even to the untrained eye,
-一個精神病 -我 - is a budding psychosis. - I...
我們得和他的家長談談 We need to speak to his father or his mother.
他們出城了 Well, they're-they're out of town.
這事很重要 It's important...
我要見父母 不是姐姐 I need a parent! Not a sister.
你們加拉格家那麼多人在這裡上過學 I've had what seems to be 15 of you goddamn Gallaghers
你們的父母我一次都沒見過 here at this school, and I have never once met a parent!
是誰他媽的養了你們這群敗類 Not once! Who in the hell is raising this degenerate?
叫你們的父母今晚過來 Come back tonight with a parent
不然我會打一個電話 or a call will be placed to a place
你絕不會希望我往那裡打電話的 you don't want me to call.
求你了 我就想有人能支持她 Please? I just want someone to be there for her.
去見證她取得的好成績 To bear witness to her achievements.
如果只是為了凱倫 我一定會去的 If it was about Karen, I would do it.
但這種場合併不是為了孩子 But these nights are not about the kids.
是為了老師們給自己打造一個平台 They're about the teachers giving themselves a platform
讓你們去膜拜他們 for you to worship them,
要求你們感激的鼓掌 感謝他們 asking you to applaud with gratitude for all the worthless crap
教會了我們的孩子那些沒用的垃圾 they've been teaching your kids,
而事實上 while, in reality,
他們只是想讓你們給予他們肯定 they're asking you to validate them
因為他們做出了選擇 把生命浪費在做教育工作上 for the choice they made to waste their lives as educators.
誰在敲門 Who-Who's that?
希望是我從俄勒岡州訂的麥片送過來了 I'm expecting some granola from Oregon.
從哪裡 俄勒岡州 From... Gran-- From Oregon?
人們總是好奇油價為什麼這麼高 People wonder why oil prices are so high.
大老遠的把燕麥和糖... Shipping oats and sugar all the way...
有什麼事嗎 Oh. Can I help you?
我找法蘭克 Uh... looking for Frank.
我們是酒吧的湯米和喬伊 It's, uh, it's Tommy and Joey from down at the bar.
我們要舉辦一個飛鏢比賽 Oh. We, we got a darts tournament...
為癱瘓兒童籌錢 Oh. ...raising money for paralyzed kids,
我們要找法蘭克 and, uh, we need Frank.
他可是我們的明星選手 We can't win and help the kids without our star player.
他今天可有點不太合作 Well, he's kind of in an uncooperative mood today,
看看幫助癱瘓兒童能不能讓他有所好轉 but I'll see if the paralyzed kids can get him out.
我看看 Let's see.
你要參加嗎 You, uh, you play?
我們也需要女士參加 We need women, too.
不 我不會玩 No, I am not a darts person.
你們介意 Would you mind,
先把鞋脫掉嗎 um, taking your shoes off?
當然 如果不脫 My, uh, my mother, God rest her soul,
我那在天堂的母親會傷心的 would be upset if I didn't.
不錯的房子 Lovely house.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
所以 So, uh,
法蘭克在哪呢 where's Frank?
法蘭克 Um, Frank?
法蘭克 Frank?
法蘭克 Frank!
天啊 Geez.
提個醒 哥們 Oh, heads up, man.
燒烤味的品客洋芋片沒貨了 You're out of barbecue Pringles.
米奇付錢了嗎 Hey, did Mickey pay for that?
你得勇敢地面對他 凱希 You have to stand up to him, Kash.
我他媽的能說什麼 What the hell was I supposed to say?
就說"你再這樣我就報警" How about "Cut out the shit or I'll call the cops?"
我對他老爸試過這招了 I tried that once with his father.
我現在還欠你什麼嗎 What do I owe you now?!
米奇的老爸正在坐牢 知道嗎 Mickey's father is in prison now, all right?
我不想再樹敵了 I don't need any new enemies.
那你就打算任由他隨意進出 What, so you're just going to let him keep coming in here,
想拿什麼就拿什麼嗎 and take what he wants?
要做生意 就要付出代價 It's the cost of doing business.
忘了拿蘸料了 I forgot the dip.
老天爺 凱希 Jesus, Kash.
米奇 Hey, Mickey,
你就不能去其他社區偷嗎 why don't you steal from a neighborhood
別對自己住的社區下手 you don't live in?
作為市民 你就沒點自豪感嗎 Have some civic pride, huh?
老天 操 Jesus! Fuck.
你知道我住哪 有問題來找我 You know where I live if you have a problem.
給 去商店把他剛偷的貨都補齊 Here, go to the store and replace the stuff he stole.
我們真是軟蛋 We're cowards.
我們是這愚蠢世界中的智者 We're smart men in a stupid world.
快去 不然琳達回來會發現丟東西了 Hurry before Linda gets back and sees what's missing.
去上廁所嗎 Bathroom break?
必須有人陪同才能去 You'll need to be escorted.
不 謝謝 我做完了 Oh, no, thanks, I'm all done.
謝謝你給我們重新接上電 Thanks for turning us back on.
小意思 Sure.
學校的會開得怎樣啊 How'd the meeting at school go?
糟透了 Badly.
如果法蘭克再不出面 They're gonna sic social services on us
他們就要找福利機構來接管我們 if Frank doesn't show,
因為他從來沒有 since he's never once in his life
為我們中任何一個人在學校露過面 shown up at a school event for any one of us,
我正在想別的辦法 I'm trying to figure something else out.
何不讓我今晚去假扮法蘭克 Why don't I come tonight and pretend to be him?
我會找些慣用的藉口 I'll say, you know, I'll say whatever people say,
比如 我經常要出遠門 like, you know, I'm traveling a lot,
而卡爾所做的種種行為 and Carl's probably just acting out
可能是因為想我了 'cause he misses me.
你看起來太年輕了 You're way too young.
我還以為你要說我"太帥了"呢 I thought you were gonna say "too handsome."
我可以找其他人幫忙 There's other people I can try.
誰啊 Yeah, who?
反正有人 People.
好了 我們待會見吧 Okay? I-I'll see you later.
我不能再浪費電話費了 I can't keep burning up the minutes on my phone.
海克特 你今晚忙嗎 Hector, you busy tonight?
摩根 我是利普 Hey, Morgan, it's Lip.
考得還不錯 Uh, test went well.
准考證也沒問題 No problem with the I.D.--
託你名字的福 看不出男女 one of the benefits of your androgynous name.
我估計給你考了2200分 I'm thinking I scored you, like, a 2,200.
回頭去史丹佛了 給我寄張明信片哦 So send me that postcard from Stanford, all right?
回見 Later.
摩根 Morgan.
摩根 Morgan!
還是格雷格·帕沃斯 Or is it Greg Powers
彼得·奧布萊恩 或者詹馬爾·傑克森啊 or Pete O'Brien or Jammal Jackson?
你現在還給女孩代考啊 摩根 You taking tests for girls now, Morgan?
鬼把戲耍得不錯啊 Yeah, welcome to your shit show.
我是高等教育評估組織的調查員 I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service.
我們的主要任務是... We're the people who administer the...
-我了解 -是嘛 - Yeah, I know. - Oh, you do?
那告訴我你是怎麼作弊的吧 So why don't you tell me how you cheat?
我沒作弊 I don't cheat.
得了吧 Oh... right.
我沒有 I don't.
你看看 你在一所爛高中就讀 Uh-huh, let's see, you got a 2,360,
卻分別考了2360分 2290分和2400分 2,290, 2,400, and all from this crappy high school?
是啊 我滿腹詩書 Yeah, I know my shit.
我們剛出了份嶄新的考卷 And I got a brand-new test we just finished creating,
我們來看看你到底是滿腹詩書 so why don't we go see if you know your shit
還是滿嘴噴糞 or you're just full of it?
凱倫 Karen.
這裡呢 Here.
法蘭克老爸 你在幹嘛呢 Daddy Frank, what are you doing?
你說我幹嘛 蛋都要凍掉了 Freezing my gonads off, that's what.
看見那輛皮卡了嗎 You see that pickup
車裡有倆相貌可怖的傢伙 with the two scary-looking dudes in it?
-看見了 -轉移那兩人的注意力 - Yes. - Divert their attention
我好趁機溜回屋裡 so I can slip back into the house.
法蘭克老爸 Daddy Frank,
我真的很希望你去參加今晚的家長會 I really, really want you to come to Parents Night tonight.
從來沒人去瞧瞧我表現得好不好 Nobody's ever there to see how great I'm doing,
而我其實表現得棒極了 and I'm really, really doing great.
先去轉移他們的注意力 之後再談這事 Distract them and we'll talk.
你先答應我去開家長會 Promise me you'll come to school for me tonight
答應了我就去 and I'll do it.
好吧好吧 老天爺 All right, all right! Jesus!
幹什麼事都他媽要等價交換 Everything's gotta be quid pro fucking quo.
快去 快去 Go, distract, distract.
你今天又讓什麼東西被偷了 So, what have you allowed to be stolen today?
你能不能樂觀一點 Can we try some optimism?
小孩和總統才會樂觀 Optimism is for children and presidents,
在一個有三千萬失業人口的國家 not for mini-mart owners
開個小超市過活 我可樂觀不起來 in a land of 30 million jobless.
你剛剛去什麼鬼地方了 Where the hell were you?
你看他幹嘛 Uh... Why are you looking at him?
你要把這些東西拿到哪裡去 Where are you going with all that stuff?
哪裡也不去 我... Nowhere, I...
誰做的 又是米爾科維奇家的小鬼嗎 Who? Is it the Milkovich kid again?
我受夠了 That's it.
我們關門了 We're closed.
跟我來 Follow me.
你能代表我們家去開家長會 I cannot thank you enough for representing
我真是感激不盡啊 our family tonight at Parents Night.
凱倫一定會高興死了 Karen is going to be so happy.
你要問許多許多問題 And make sure you ask lots of questions
並回來跟我匯報 and then report back to me.
我想知道細節 許多細節 好嗎 I need details, lots of details. Okay?
細節 細節 好的 許多細節 Details, details, yeah, yeah, lots of details.
本來想繼續跪在這 I'd stay down here
讓你享受享受我的雙唇 and entertain you with my lips.
不過好像有點晚了 But it's getting kind of late.
不 家長會什麼的從來不準點開始 No, those, those things never start on time.
-你確信嗎 -萬分確信 - You sure? - Yeah, pretty sure.
不會準點的 我們還有時間 They never-- we've got time.
肯定嗎 Positive?
-我們有時間 有時間 -好吧 - We've got time, we've got time. - Okay.
過來 Come here.
你錯了一道 Well, you missed one.
不 不可能 No, I didn't.
題目措辭比較模糊 The wording is ambiguous.
以後會有人寫信跟你們反映這個問題的 You're gonna get mail on that.
我回去跟委員會商量一下 I'll take it up with the board.
2400分 2,400.
你知道這有多麼少見嗎 You know how rare that is, hmm?
在每年參加考試的一百五十萬考生中 Out of a million and a half kids who take the test every year,
只有300人能得滿分 only 300 get a perfect score.
你怎麼抓到我的 How'd you catch me?
儘管你聰明過人 Huh, well, as smart as you are,
我們的工作人員中還有比你更聰明的 we got people working for us who are even smarter.
那現在怎麼辦呢 So what now?
想受懲罰還是想贖罪 你自己選 Well, punishment or redemption-- your choice.
什麼樣的懲罰 What's the punishment?
你是說 你做這種事之前 You mean, you entered into this
難道沒考慮過被抓的後果嗎 without researching the consequences of getting caught?
要坐牢嗎 What, jail?
不 我們一般不把孩子們關進大牢 No, we're not usually in the business of sending kids to jail.
我們僅僅是為了讓大學錄取成績真實有效 Our only mandate is to send universities valid scores,
我們會把透過非法手段取得的成績作廢 and we invalidate the ones that aren't legitimate.
我是芝加哥大學的 I'm at the University of Chicago.
回頭去辦公室找我 Come to my office.
另外 如果你膽敢 And don't you ever, ever
再給人當槍手 take a test for someone else again
我一定會找到你 把你揍個半死 or I will find you and I will beat you senseless.
你從哪學來的這一手 Where'd you learn how to do that?
認識你之前 我可經歷了很多 I lived a lot of years before I met you.
過來 Come on.
現在握著它 像那麼回事 Now hold it like you want to do something with it.
-把它給我 -什麼 - Hand it here. - What?
左肩 Left shoulder.
右肩 Right shoulder.
左腿 Left leg.
右腿 Right leg.
腹部 Stomach.
頸部 臉部 Neck... Face.
心臟 Heart.
預備役軍官訓練營學的 ROTC.
抱歉我來晚了 Hey, sorry I'm late.
沒關係 我給你帶了件襯衫 It's okay; I brought you a shirt.
-好的 -好的 現在聽我說 - Okay. - Okay, now, listen up.
我們要齊心協力 讓他們看到 We are going to stand united and show them
我們是一個興旺的家庭 that we are a family that is thriving.
-明白嗎 -是的 - You got it? - Yep.
-我們走吧 -好 - Let's go. - All right.
快點 Come on.
這就是家長嗎 This is it?
這是他哥哥 This is his brother.
我是菲利普 Uh, Phillip.
很高興再次見到您 先生 Very good to see you again, sir.
菲利普17歲 我21 Uh, Phillip is 17, I'm 21, uh,
儘管我們可能不算我們弟弟的法定監護人 and while we may not be the legal guardians of our brother,
我們確實為他提供了... we do supply him...
我告訴過你我想見的是家長 I told you I wanted to see a parent.
我們今天才打開信封 We just opened the letter today.
我上週就把信給卡爾了 I gave Carl the letter last week.
這麼說 你是指望 So you're relying
一個9歲小孩來傳遞重要信件嗎 on a nine-year-old to deliver important correspondence?
你們家似乎沒有固定電話 You don't seem to have a home phone.
卡爾在家被他的兄弟姐妹們關懷備至 Carl is taken care of at home by loving siblings
這事沒得商量 This is not up for negotiation.
你弟弟接近被開除的邊緣 Your brother is on the verge of being expelled,
而且不幸的是 在他被攆出去前 and unfortunately, there are steps the state requires
有些官方程序要走 to be taken before he can be bounced,
和他的法定監護人見面就是下一步 and a meeting with his legal guardian is the next step.
求你了 你不能這麼做 Please, you can't do this.
我是說 他愛上學 I mean, he loves school.
依我看他是為了禍害更多人 More potential victims here, I suppose.
不 他的朋友都在這裡 No, all his friends are here.
你能不這樣嗎 我是認真的 Can you stop it? I'm serious.
他需要更多的支持 我們知道的 He needs more structure, we know.
卡爾需要的是藥物治療 What Carl needs is medication,
[前額葉切除術多用於治療精神疾病]
一次瀕死體驗 或是前額葉切除術 a near-death experience, or a lobotomy.
你應該非常為你的女兒驕傲 You should be very proud of your daughter.
她思維敏捷 鎮定自如 積極活躍 She's prompt, poised, cheerful.
想像力豐富 詞彙量龐大 Vivid imagination, expansive vocabulary.
凱倫前途無量 Karen has greatness in her future.
她從我這遺傳的 She gets it from me.
這都是我 It's all the time
從小培養她的結果 I spent with her when she was a youngster.
閃視卡片[教學用具]啊什麼的 Flash cards and the like.
打擊 打擊 無情地打擊 Pounding, pounding, pounding relentlessly.
從不要低估閃視卡片的力量 Never underestimate the power of flash cards.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我要給社會福利部門打個電話 I'm placing a call to social services.
我們不能放任一個家庭 A home without a legal guardian
沒有法定監護人 is a home we cannot condone.
大家好啊 Hello all.
抱歉我遲到了 Uh, sorry I was late.
辦公室裡有事分不開身 I got held up at the office.
既然我和菲奧娜訂婚了 So, now that Fiona and I are engaged,
我已經填了書面材料 這樣一來 I've filed the paperwork so that we can become
我們就可以成為孩子們的法定監護人 the legal guardians of the children.
你們意識到卡爾的成績單上有七個"U"了嗎 Do you realize Carl's report card has seven U's?
"U"是指 Uh, U's?
指未達標 As in unsatisfactory.
但是別把U當成未達標 But don't think of U as in unsatisfactory.
把U當F看待 Think of U as in F.
指不及格 As in failed?
指搞砸了 As in fucked.
我不是一個信教的人 I am not a religious man,
但三不五時的 會有一個孩子 but every now and then, a child comes along
使我相信撒旦的存在 who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
現在是採取極端措施的時候了 Now, something drastic must be done,
不然他就要一路墮落下去 or he's going to slip down through the cracks,
[美國有過一起兇手從鐘樓上射擊的校園槍擊案]
最後帶著把狙擊槍爬到鐘樓上去了 right up into a clock tower with a sniper rifle.
我們能力有限 Given our resources,
對他實在無能為力 he is beyond our ability to help.
這只是一個階段 It's just a phase.
而且 既然我們意識到了 And... now that we're aware of it...
太遲了 Too late!
[畫家 以繪製日常生活著名 風格溫馨]
這種諾曼·羅克韋爾作品般的模樣可能會讓某些 This Norman Rockwell display might warm the cockles
相信每個該死的孩子 哪怕是精神病初期 of some other fool who believes no fucking child--
都應該得到救贖的垃圾們 not even the budding psychotics--
心頭一暖 但事實是 should be left behind-- but the fact is,
卡爾越快進監獄 the sooner Carl is put in prison,
這個世界會越安全 the safer this world is gonna be.
你更喜歡米奇·哈特那種風格的繪畫是嗎 More of a Mickey Hart fan when it comes to paintings?
[米奇·哈特為美國打擊樂手及音樂家]
什麼 你說什麼 What? What's that?
比起諾曼·羅克韋爾你更喜歡米奇·哈特 More of a Mickey Hart fan than a Norman Rockwell fan.
米奇·哈特是鼓手界的 大師 Mickey Hart's an all right painter for a drummer.
能讓我們兩個獨處一會兒嗎 Could you all excuse us for a second?
幹什麼啊 For what?
那樣我們就可以散散步 If we could just take a walk
私下談談 and talk in private?
呼吸呼吸新鮮空氣 Get a breath of fresh air?
晚安 法蘭克 Evening, Frank.
你要做的不過是開車停車 All you had to do is drive the car and park it.
不是有意外情況嘛 It was an extraordinary circumstance.
那晚有綠灣包裝工隊對芝加哥熊隊的比賽 It was the night the Bears were playing Green Bay.
之後有 There was an after...
要不是追你 I'd be kicking you
拉傷了腿筋 我早把你當球踢了 had I not pulled a hamstring chasing after you.
你個小雜種跑得挺快啊 You're a fast little bastard.
我那是國家二級長跑運動員的水準 Second team all-state in the mile.
法蘭克老爸 Daddy Frank?
賣個腎 把你12歲小孩送去當雛妓 Sell a kidney, prostitute your 12-year-old,
我不管你怎麼搞到那筆錢 I don't care how you get the money,
但是我週六前要拿到六千美元 but I want six grand in cash by Saturday,
否則這隻耳朵就要掛在我脖子上了 or this ear will be hanging around my neck.
這裡沒有人知道 No one around here really knows
那些水龜跟"感恩死亡"樂隊有關 those terrapins are a Grateful Dead thing.
那些孩子把它們叫做G先生的龜 The kids call 'em Mr. G's turtles.
靠 他們連"感恩死亡"樂隊是什麼都不知道 Shit, man, they don't even know who the Grateful Dead are.
天啊 Ah, man.
1979年的那個夏天 The summer of 1979.
我生命中最美好的夏天 The best summer of my life.
跟著樂隊在中西部遊蕩 Followed the Dead around the Midwest.
靠在停車場賣烤起司三明治為生 Supported myself selling grilled cheese in the parking lot.
對啊 他們的音樂超棒 Yeah, they made great music.
他們的音樂振聾發聵 Their music blows.
但是他們的女歌迷 But their female fans...
就是一群一身廣藿香水味的蕩婦 ...were a bunch of patchouli-soaked sluts
都想找個黑男人嚐嚐鮮 who all wanted to ball their first black guy.
我從未那麼津津有味地享受過被追捧的滋味 I never embraced tokenism with more gusto.
那些水龜 Those terrapins
是一個斯基德摩爾小妞 were a parting gift
給我的臨別禮物 from this Skidmore chick...
她讓我爽翻了 ...who sucked me off
就像是我的蛋蛋裡另有乾坤一樣 like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ball sack.
你這東西不錯啊 Man... this is some good shit.
我們會讓卡爾變好的 You know, we're gonna turn Carl around.
謝謝你的大麻煙 Thanks for the joint...
但我可不希望在我的監管下 but I'm not gonna lose my pension
某個小兔崽子突然惹禍 害我丟了撫恤金 over some little whack job going postal on my watch.
雖然我一般搞不到質量這麼高的貨 Though I do not distribute high-quality medicine such as this,
但是我能幫你聯繫到一些低調的人物 I could hook you up with some discreet people
他們能給個讓你滿意的價格 who'd give you a favorable price.
我們是在說教師折扣嗎 We talking a teacher discount?
好哥們啊 My man.
你是怎麼做到的呢 What the hell did you do?
見縫插針 單刀直入 Saw an opening, made my move.
應該是幸運吧 Got lucky.
老爹 Daddy!
如果我沒有這樣的 If I hadn't had such a...
黛比 我們得走了 Debbie, we got to go.
我想和老爹打聲招呼 老爹 I want to say hi to Daddy. Daddy!
甜心 你好啊 Hello, pumpkin!
凱倫 發生了什麼事 Karen, what's going on?
你說過你從來不參加這些活動的 Well, you said you never come to these things,
所以我就以為你不會來的 so, I thought you weren't gonna come,
我就求法蘭克代替我那沒用的父親出席了 and so, I asked Frank to stand in for my worthless father.
他們開除卡爾了嗎 Did they expel Carl?
我跟你說什麼來著 What I tell you?
誇大其詞和威脅都是徒勞 Drama and threats all for naught.
伙伴們 走吧 Come on, guys.
我們走吧 Let's go.
老爹再見 Bye, Daddy.
再見啊 Yeah. See you.
卡爾 我們是認真的 Carl, we're serious.
代價真的是非常大 The stakes are really, really high.
我們愛你 我們需要你和我們在一起 We love you, and we need you in this family.
和我們一起住在這裡 In this house.
你必須得停止咬別人 You need to stop biting
打別人 傷害別人 and punching and hurting people.
那我怎麼做才能讓他們哭出來呢 Well, how else do I make them cry?
散播流言蜚語毀謗他們 Gossip and slander.
我非常生氣的時候 You know, when I get really angry,
我通常都會數到十 I usually just count to ten.
小大人 告訴你我們要怎麼做 Hey, little man, tell you what we're gonna do.
我們會給你搞到一些護墊和冰鞋 We're gonna get you some pads and some skates.
把你扔到冰面上 Get you out on the ice.
你可以把你的挫敗感通過打冰球發洩出來 You can take your frustrations out with a hockey stick.
你也可以來和我學空手道 Yeah. You can come to karate with me.
還記得我把凱爾·布茲利的腿打折的那次嗎 Remember when I broke Kyle Boozlee's leg?
給他釘了三根鋼針才讓他的腿復原 It took three pins to put it back together, huh?
談到約束和限制兒童暴力 You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated,
空手道是最好的辦法 sanctioned violence for children.
法蘭克 你能再告訴我一次老師是怎麼說的嗎 Will you tell me one more time what the teacher said, Frank?
還想讓我說幾次啊 How many more times?
就再說一次 Just one more time.
就一次嘛 Just one more time.
我要是在場就不麻煩你了 I... I would've known if I'd been there,
再說一次嘛 but-but just one more.
他們說 They said
她將會成長為無比自信的成功女人 she was developing into an incredibly poised young woman.
自信嗎 Poised?
她肯定會的 She is.
她就是這樣的好女孩 She is quite the young lady.
法蘭克 Frank, how...
我怎樣才能幫她 how am I gonna help her
成為理想中的窈窕淑女啊 be the woman she's supposed to be
我連這棟房子都走不出去 if I'm locked up in this house?
我甚至都不能走出虛擬超市的大門 I can't even get through the doors of a pretend supermarket.
我該怎樣才能帶她去看 How am I gonna show her the...
大峽谷啊 Grand Canyon?
生活在我身邊悄悄地發生變化 Life is going on all around me,
我卻錯過了一切 and I'm missing out.
為什麼我這麼可悲啊 Why am I so pathetic?
你總會有一天走出那些個大門 You are going to get through those doors any day now,
而且是毫不猶豫地 and never look back.
法蘭克 Frank.
謝謝做我的指路明燈 Thank you for being my light.
我的法蘭克 My Frank.
我的指路明燈 My light.
摩根 我是 我是利普 Um... listen, Morgan, it's-it's Lip.
我們得談談了 Uh... we got to talk.
我有些壞消息要告訴你 I-I got some bad news
是關於你大學入學考成績的 regarding your S.A.T. Scores.
他們要取消你的成績 They're invalidating your score.
見面的時候再和你細說啊 I'll go into more detail when I speak with you.
給你留這條訊息 我很抱歉 Sorry to leave this on your phone.
好吧 All right. Um... okay.
打給我 Hit me back.
我不需要你的幫忙 Yeah, I didn't need your help.
不 你看起來確實需要 No, it looked like you did.
你沮喪是因為我確實幫了大忙 You're upset that I actually did help.
你害怕要是我總在關鍵時刻出現 You're afraid that if I keep on showing up
幫了大忙 你會喜歡上這一點 and actually helping, that you'll like it.
然後這種喜歡就會變成 And liking it will lead
一種依賴 依賴成癮之後 to relying on it, and by relying on it,
你就不是原來的自己 你會變成 you'll be less of the you, you've made yourself into--
你我都喜歡的超讚自我 a kick-ass you that you like and I like, too.
但是你又害怕一旦你試著依賴我 But you're afraid that if you learn to rely on me,
當你真的需要我出現的時候 我不在了 then one day, when you really need me to show up, I won't.
那時你就會對你自己感到憤怒 And then you'll be angry at yourself
恨自己輕易相信電影裡的場景會在現實中出現 for believing in something you've only seen in the movies,
相信了那些我一直想向你證明的事情是真的 something that I'm determined to prove to you actually exists.
為什麼每次我想親熱的時候 How come every time I want to fool around,
你就不能閉上你的臭嘴呢 you can't shut up?
我是來找利普的 I'm here for Lip
給他替我大學入學考的佣金 to pay him the balance for the S.A.T. Test?
泰爾 Tire.
利普 好哥們 Lip, my man.
臭狗屎 他們取消了我的成績 They invalidated my score! Shit!
我本來想打給你的 I was gonna call you.
這次考試 我才得了 六分 I'm gonna get, like, a six on this test!
哪有 你拼對了你的名字 You get at least a couple hundred
他們都會多給你100分的 for spelling your name correctly.
-臭狗屎 -等一等 等一等 - Shit! - Wait! Wait! Wait!
我能補償你 好吧 I can fix this, all right?
我不能在大學裡打球了 I won't be able to play ball in college!
操 你就直接去打職業賽唄 Fuck, you'll go straight to the pros!
求你別 Please...
你說如果我把你大頭朝下扔下去你還有救嗎 You think you'll live if I drop you on your head?
指定掛了 I don't.
利普 Lip!
搞什麼 Shit!
操 Shit!
把他拉回來 Get him back inside!
滾一邊兒去 要不然我連你一起扔下去 Back off, or I'll throw you out, too.
放開我老哥 Let him go!
把我哥拉回來 Get my brother back in the house,
要不然這小孩的球棒可是不長眼的 or the kid swings the bat.
-好吧好吧 -趕緊的 - Okay, okay. - Now!
別衝動啊 我把他拉回來 Keep your shit straight; I'll pull him in.
立刻 馬上 Hey, now! Come on!
這裡他媽的發生了什麼事 What the hell is going on?
卡爾搞定了 Carl's got it covered.
我只是在開玩笑 I was just joking.
行了吧 Okay?
我可以走了吧 Okay?
你跟黑人做過嗎 Did you ever do it with a black guy?
強姦算嗎 Does rape count?
我被無罪釋放了 I was acquitted.