No offense.
看，他们走了 Look, they're gone.
去哪里了？ 我不知道 - Where'd they go, back inside ? - I don't know.
没人放哨了 好了，好了 - Nobody was watching. - All right, all right !
听着格温，弗来德，亚力克斯和我去拿铍金球 Listen up. Here's the plan. Gwen, Fred, Alex and l, we'll go down and get a sphere.
弗里曼, 你建个临时工事，汤米，你放哨 Fleegman, you set up a perimeter, and Tommy, you're lookout.
不管见到什么，给我们个信号 什么样的信号？ - You see anything at all, you give us a signal. - What kind of a signal ?
随便 好的，我把手弄成这样，然后嘎嘎叫！ - Any kind of signal. - Okay, I'll do my hands like this, and caw, caw !
你是婴儿吗？看好，这样来 What are you, an infant ? Look, we have these.
抱歉 好了，我们走 - That-- Sorry. - All right, let's go.
[ Grunting ]
翻跟头有帮助吗？ 啊哈，是的 - Does rolling help ? - Uh-huh, it helps.
你的枪呢？ 它也有用，开枪！ - Where's your gun ? - It helps. - Shoot !
什么？ - Oh. - What ?
永不放弃，永不妥协 [ Jason Chuckling ] Never give up, never surrender.
闭嘴 [ Together ] Oh, shut up.
Caw, caw, I said ! [ Yelling ]
跑！跑！ [ Screaming ] Run ! Run ! Run !
他们无处不在 - They're everywhere, they're everywhere. - Everywhere !
快跑啊，快快 - Come on, let's go. - Let's go !
快点！ - [ Yelling ] - [ Jason ] Hurry !
到处都是那玩意儿！ They're everywhere. Come on !
别回头，别回头 [ Jason ] Don't look back. Don't look back.
我们不会成功的 - We're not gonna make it. - [ Snarling ]
哦，上帝！ - [ Screams ] - Oh, God !
我就说，我会送命的 快！跑！跑! - [ Guy ] I knew it, I knew it. I knew this was gonna kill me. - Hurry ! Go, go, go !
快跑啊！ [ Jason ] Come on. Push. Let's go. Go !
我知道，还要几秒钟 I got it, but it's gonna take a few seconds.
我知道了！我知道！ I got it, I got it !
向前跑 来不及了。进去，进去 - Go ahead. - There's no time. Get in, get in.
当然，我忘记了 你一直是扮英雄的，是吗？ Of course, I forgot, you've got to be the hero. Haven't you ?
但愿别人不会成为主角！ 哦，不，贾森耐斯密斯 Heaven forbid anybody else gets the spotlight ! Oh, no, Jason Nesmith--
哦！贾森，快啊！ - Oh ! Jason ! Jason, come on ! - [ Screeching ]
快！汤米，快点！ - Hurry ! - Tommy, go ! Go ! I mean it !
救命！不！不！贾森，求你了！ 汤米，停下太空舱，停下！ Help ! No, no, no ! Jason, please ! Tommy, stop the pod, stop it !
我停不了，这是自动驾驶的 走！别管他！ - I can't stop it. It's on autopilot. - Go ! Leave him !
不！ [ Gwen ] No !
[ Screeching ]
哦，好！ Oh, right !
当然，总是你，是吗？ Of course, it's always about you, isn't it ?
[ Panting ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Screeching ]
[ Groaning ]
嘿！ [ Screaming ] Oh, hey ! [ Grunting ]
- [ Growling ] - [ Groaning ]
[ Chanting ] Gorignack, Gorignack.
- [ Groaning Continues ] - Gorignak, Gorignak, Gorignak, Gorignak.
贾森 能听见我吗？ Jason ? Jason, can you hear me ?
是，格温，听见了 感谢上帝，你还好吗？ - Yeah, Gwen, you got me. - Thank God. Are you okay ?
是的，有个怪物正在我面前盯著我看呢 Yeah. As a matter of fact, I've got Gorignak staring me in the face right now.
但，我想我们能干掉它 But you know what ? I think I can take him.
[ All Groaning ]
贾森, 我们准备用数字传送器把你弄出来 Jason, we're gonna use the digital conveyor to get you out of there.
数字传送器? 是的 - The digital conveyor ? - Yeah.
你要把我切成一百万个小块然后送过去？ You gonna have me diced into cubes and sent up there in a million pieces ?
是的 那好 - Right. - Well, you know what ?
我想我宁愿试试和这怪物分个胜负 I think I'll take my chances with Gorignak.
We're getting you out right now. It's perfectly safe, isn't it, Teb ?
试验从没成功过 It has never been successfully tested.
你说什么？ 请等一等 - What did he say ? - Hold, please.
理论上是完全可行的 Theoretically, the mechanism is fully operational.
但那是根据你们的生理构造设计的， 而不是根据我们的 However, it was built to accommodate your anatomy, not ours.
但技师陈中士在这里，他能搞定 But now that Tech Sergeant Chen is here, he can operate it.
这就是根据他在记录片里的动作设计而成的 It was designed watching his motions from the historical documents.
我是说，我不能 I-l-l mean, I can't. [ Stammering ]
我会指导的 贾森，我们来试试 - I-l can supervise. - Jason, we're gonna test it.
什么？ 那猪一样的蜥蜴怎么办？ - On what ? - How about that pig lizard ?
嘿，我能对付的了这个胖怪物 弗来德，请你快点 - Hey, I'm doing all right with the pig lizard. - Please, Fred. And hurry.
[ High-Pitched Squeal ]
抱歉，看大师操纵使我很兴奋 I'm sorry. It's very exciting to watch the master at the controls.
操纵这传输器，与其说是科学不如说是艺术 The operation of the conveyor is much more-- hmm-mmm-- art than science.
向后站，贾森 Stand back, Jason.
Gorignak, Gorignak, Gorignak Gorignak, Gorignak, Gorignak.
[ Growling ]
[ All Screaming, Groaning ]
那是什么？ 没什么 - What ? What was that ? - Uh-- - Nothing.
我听到一些声音 没有，一切正常 - I heard some squealing or something. - Oh, no, everything's fine.
但那怪物从里面被翻转过来了 But the animal is inside out.
我听到了，被翻转过来了？ I heard that. It turned inside out ?
[ Screaming ]
它爆炸了 And it exploded.
我是不是听见那怪物被翻转，而且爆炸了？ Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out and exploded ?
喂？ Hello ?
等一等 Hold, please.
嘿，夥计们，等一等 Hey, wait a minute. Guys, guys.
如果那猪一样的蜥蜴已经死了 他们怎么还在叫"Gorignak」 If the pig lizard is gone, why are they still yelling "Gorignak."
泰博，启动传送电路 Teb, hit the translation circuit.
Gorignak, Gorignak [ Chanting Continues ] Gorignak, Gorignak. Rock.
石头，石头，石头 Rock, rock, rock.
贾森 - [ Chattering ] - Jason,
我不认为他们喊的Gorignak是指那个胖蜥蜴 I don't think the pig lizard was Gorignak.
你在说什么？ What the hell you talkin' about ?
哦，妈的 Oh, darn.
[ Sighs ]
快把我带走！ Digitize me !
快啊，弗来德，动手啊 - Come on, Fred. - Come on, guys, digitize me !
不是我 来吧，你只要动动手就行了 - Not me. - Come on, they based it on your hand movements.
难道就是我一个人看到那怪物 被从里向外翻转的吗？ 不，不，不 - Am I the only one who saw that thing inside out ? - No, no, no, no.
我不是那家伙 I-I-I'm not the guy.
我不是技师陈中士，卡万甚至不是我的真名 I'm not Tech Sergeant Chen. Kwan's not even my real name.
弗来德，不行啊，贾森 你必须自己杀掉那家伙 Fred's no good, Jason. You're just gonna have to kill it.
杀掉它？真是个好主意 Kill it ? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
打它眼睛，就像在22集里做的 Go for the eyes, like in episode 22 !
它根本就没有眼睛，汤米 It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy.
那就打它的嘴或者喉咙 那地方很脆弱 Go for the mouth or throat, its vulnerable spots !
它是岩石，根本没有脆弱的地方！ It's a rock. It doesn't have any vulnerable spots !
我知道了，那你找件武器，你四周看看 I know ! You construct a weapon. Look around you.
你能变个什么武器来吗？ - Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe ? - A lathe !
别胡扯了，夥计！亚历山大， 你是我的参谋，给点建议啊 Get off the line, Guy ! Alexander, you're my advisor. Advise me.
你必须弄清楚它到底想要什么 Well, you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants.
它的动机是什么？ What is its motivation ?
它是岩石怪物，根本没有什么动机 It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
看，那就是你的问题了，贾森 你从来就没有真正关心过我们的飞船 See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
哦，弗来德，你听见我吗？ [ Screaming ] Oh ! Fred, can you hear me ?
弗来德，你在吗？ Fred, are you there ? [ Screaming ]
在 你能做到，弗来德，全靠你了 - Kinda. - You can do it, Fred. It's up to you.
哦，不不，贾森，我会弄糟的 Oh, no, no, no. Jason, I'll just-- I'll just mess it up.
你在电视上做了4年，快动手 You did it for four years on the show. Do it now.
那仅仅是电视节目，我没那本事 That was the show. I'm not that guy.
你从来没忘记过台词，从没错过标记 You never forgot a line. You never missed a mark.
[ Grunting ]
那不再是我了，夥计 That's not me anymore, man.
是你，弗来德，你只要再试试 It is you, Fred. You just stopped trying.
你能做到，弗来德 我打心眼里知道，你能救我的命 You could do this, Fred. I know in my heart, you're gonna save my life.
我能吗？ 毫无遗问！ - I am ? - No doubt about it, Fred.
弗来德 Fred !
弗来德，能听见我吗？ Fred, can you hear me ?
弗来德 Fred !
弗来德，我不想死在这里啊 Fred ? I don't wanna die down here.
弗来德把我带走啊 Digitize me, Fred !
哦，哇 哦！ - Oh, wow. - Oh !
陈中士 好！ - Tech Sergeant Chen. - Yeah !
哦！ Oh !
我看到你终于把衣服脱掉了 I see you managed to get your shirt off.
我做到了，欢迎回来，弗来德 - I did it. - Welcome back, Fred.
好的，铍金球安装了吗？ All right, did we get the beryllium sphere installed ?
是的，我们又能量充足了 太好了，发动机和太空舱都好了？ - Yes, we are back to full power. - Great. Engines and pods ?
启动所有设备 太好了！我们要起飞了 - Fully operational. - Perfect ! We'll crank this sucker up.
你可以把我们放下了 你们晚饭前就能回家了 You can drop us off, and you guys can be back to your home planet before supper.
不，先生，我们没理由回家 Oh, no, sir, we have no reason to go back.
你有的，家庭，朋友 Sure you do. Family, friends. Come on.
只剩下我们这些人了 We are all that is left.
我不知道 先生，我已经升起指挥台了 - I didn't know that. - Sir, I have raised the command deck.
马西萨，我们指挥台上见 Mathesar, meet us up on the command deck.
马西萨 Mathesar.
马西萨, 奎克 ! Mathesar, Quellek !
为什么我们到不了他们那边？ Why can't we reach them ?
- [ Growling ] - [ Guy Groaning ]
[ Groaning ]
感谢上帝，你们还活著 [ Mumbling ] Thank God, you're alive.
萨理斯 现在是你接受审判的时候了 Now you will face justice, Sarris.
无论怎么看，你都该死 At every turn, you demonstrate the necessity for your extermination.
放了他 Leave him alone.
你想救他的命？ You wish to save the life of this man ?
是的 Yeah. Yes.
那告诉我，这有什么用 Then tell me-- what does it do,
- this Omega 13 ? - I don't know what it does.
我说过，我不知道 I said, I don't know.
是个炸弹？ 我不知道 - Is it a bomb ? - I don't know.
一个陷阱？ 我不知道！！ - A booby trap ? - I don't know !
告诉我！ 说了不知道！！ - Tell me ! - I don't know !
你以为我是个傻子？ - [ Moaning ] - Do you think I'm a fool ?
指挥官不该知道 他船上的所有螺丝和焊缝吗？ That the commander does not know every bolt, every weld in his ship ?
给那个女的 Prepare a tear harness...
加刑 for the female.
- [ Grunting ] No ! Gwen, no ! - [ Screams ]
你这畜生，放开我! - [ Groaning ] - You brute ! Let go of me !
我不是指挥官 [ Groaning ] I'm not the commander.
你说什么？ What did you say ?
我说我不是指挥官 I said, I'm not the commander.
放开他们，没理由伤害他们 Leave them alone. There's no reason to hurt them.
他们什么都不知道 解释一下 - They don't know anything. - Explain.
格温，让他们看看那记录片 Gwen, show him the historical documents.
[ Sighing ] Computer,
播放《银河探险》的记录片 show the historical documents of the Galaxy Quest missions.
[ Galaxy Quest Theme Music ]
[ Chuckling ]
[ Laughing ]
太好了 Wonderful.
你们造成的损坏比我大的多 You have all done far greater damage than I ever could have.
好极了！ Bravo !
好极了 [ Chuckles ] Bravo.
我将珍惜这一时刻 This is a moment I will treasure.
解释给他听 Explain to him...
你们到底是什么人 who you all really are.
告诉他！ Tell him !
解释啊！ Explain !
马西萨 Mathesar, the--
根本就没有他格特船长这个人 There's no such person as Captain Taggart.
我的名字是贾森耐斯密斯 My name is Jason Nesmith. I am an actor.
我们都是演员 We're all actors.
他不明白 He doesn't understand.
必须像在给孩子解释一样 Explain as you would a child.
我们，我们假装 We, uh-- We pretended.
我们说谎了 We lied.
你明白了吗？马西萨 ？ - [ Moaning ] - Yes ! You understand that, don't you, Mathesar ?
马西萨, 我不是个指挥官 Mathesar, l-- I'm not a commander.
也根本没有国际太空探险局 There's no National Space Exploration Administration.
我们连飞船也没有 We don't have a ship.
但它确实存在 But there it is.
That ship is that big.
里面有很多房间 But inside, I see many rooms.
你看到的是用夹板做的布景 看起来像房间 You've seen plywood sets that look like the inside.
我们的铍金球只是铁丝外面裹的石膏 Our beryllium sphere is-is wire with plaster around it.
我们的 And our-- [ Chuckles ]
数字传送器只是 our digital conveyor is...
圣诞树上的灯 Christmas tree lights.
全是布景，都是假的 It's a decoration. It's all fake.
就像我也是假的 Just like me.
但为什么？ But why ?
很难解释 It's difficult to explain.
在地球上，我们 On our planet, we--
我们为了娱乐观众而假扮…… we pretend to-to entertain and--
马西萨 很抱歉 Mathesar, I am so sorry.
上帝，我真的很抱歉 God, I am so sorry.
现在你知道了 - [ Gagging ] - So now you know.
Lieutenant Lathe, hardwire the reactor core to overload.
我要把这飞行器炸成灰 I would like to blow this troublesome vehicle to dust.
萨理斯，我的人民怎么办？ 是！ - Sarris, what about my people ? - Yes !
很简单，全部死掉，不是吗？ Far too simple a death for them, isn't it ?
拉特，打开「C"层的氧气密封门 Lathe, open an oxygen seal on level "C."
让我们的朋友透透气 Let the air in a bit for our friends.
狗娘养的 Son of a-- [ Groaning ]
把他们 Release them...
放到太空里去 into space.
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超负荷 [ Automated Voice ] Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden.
反应堆9分钟之后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in nine minutes.
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超负荷 嗨！ - Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden. - Hey !
大团圆结局在哪儿，贾森？ [ Alexander ] Where's the happy ending, Jason ?
用不放弃，用不妥协 Never give up, never surrender.
大概现在该是你退场的时间了 你这个鱼翅膀脑袋的畸形 Maybe it's about time you just backed off, you fin-headed monstrosity.
贾森？ 你什么？ - [ Gwen ] Jason ? - You what ?
你开始像你在17集中表演的那样干了 You're starting to act like you did in episode 17,
你这个爱出风头的老东西 you scene-stealing hack.
哦，是的 Oh, right.
感觉怎么样,贾森？ Well, how does it feel, Jason ?
这值得吗？你把我们都害死了 闭嘴 -Was it worth it ? You murdered us all ! -Shut up.
因为你，几百人就要死了 Hundreds to die just because of you.
我叫你住嘴 你们一起到那边去 - I told you to shut up. - Both of you, get in there.
因为你想扮演指挥官，几百人就要死了 Hundreds to die just because you wanna play a big commander.
你疯了，在说疯话 我在地狱等你 - You raving lunatic. - Then I'll see you in hell, won't I ?
当心，贾森 拿住他的枪！ - [ Alexander ] Look out, Jason ! - Get his gun ! Get the gun !
拿住！ [ Guy ] Take that !
[ Screaming ]
抱歉，门有点紧，你们看见了吗？ Sorry, I was-- Door was a little sticky. Did you see that ?
我叫人送一罐WD-40来 I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.
你一直都留一手的 爱出风头的老东西，谢谢 - You used to pull your punches. - Scene-stealing hack, thank you.
你这自大狂 不知道那是哪里来的 - Raving egomaniac. - Can't think where I got that from.
夥计们 Guys.
看 Look.
他们窒息了 They're suffocating.
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超负荷 Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden.
反应堆8分钟之后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in eight minutes.
将军，你的飞船已经准备好了 General, your transport is ready for departure !
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超载 Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden.
反应堆7分钟之后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in seven minutes.
计算机，关掉反应堆 不可能 - Computer, shut down the core. - Unable.
存储器检查失效 反应堆系统硬件损坏 Memory checks invalid. Core system's hardware damaged.
好吧，听着，格温，你和我 All right, listen up, this is what we gotta do. Gwen, you and l,
我们到反应堆去手工关掉它 we're gonna get to the core and shut it down manually.
弗来德，带上盖伊和拉里拉 你找到阀门 Fred, take Guy and Laliari. You find that valve.
在空气消耗完之前，关掉阀门 Shut it off before those Thermians run out of air.
亚历山大，你到宿舍去 他们如果不能把门打开，你帮他们 Alexander, get to the barracks. Wedge a door open, in case they can't do that.
好 等等，贾森，我做什么？ - Okay. - Wait, Jason. What about me ? What do I do ?
你去开飞船 走吧！ You're gonna practice driving. Let's go !
开飞船？ Practice driving.
我们是要去关闭一个核反应堆？ 没错 - So we get to shut down a neutron reactor. - That's right.
我很不乐意承认，但，贾森， I hate to break it to you, Jason,
我不知道怎么关闭一个核反应堆 but I don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor,
除非你在我不知道的时候学过 and unless you took a learning annex course I don't know about,
我相信你和我一样也不知道 怎么关闭一个核反应堆 I'm pretty sure you don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor either.
是，我不知道 但有人知道 No, I don't, but I know someone who does.
布兰登, 亲爱的，到车库来 - [ Knocking ] - Brandon, honey, garbage.
妈妈，我很忙 Aw, Mother, I'm quite busy.
快点，布兰登 别让我叫你第二遍 Come on, Brandon, don't make me ask you again.
还有10分钟就好了，我保证 [ Sighing ] Just ten more minutes. Okay, Ma, I promise.
很好 [ Sighing ] Great.
[ Beep ]
嗨，有人吗？ - [ Beep ] - Hello ? Anybody there ?
你好 Hello ?
你好？ Hello ?
找到他了，听我说，我是贾森耐斯密斯 Got him. Listen to me. This is Jason Nesmith.
我在扮演NSEA 保护者的 指挥官昆西塔加特 I play Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, N.S.E.A. Protector.
我们上次见面是有过几次交锋 We accidentally traded boxes the other day when we bumped into each other.
是的，我明白了，指挥官 Oh ? Oh. Commander, I see.
好，你叫什么，孩子 - Okay. - What's your name, son ?
布兰登 [ Sighs ] Brandon.
布兰登, 我记得你在那次影迷见面会上 Brandon, I remember you from the convention, right ?
问了一些关于飞船的技术问题 You asked all those little technical questions about the ship,
我对你发了火 and I was a little short with you.
是的，指挥官，我只是想…… Yes, yes, I know, Commander, and I actually wanna--
我想告诉你，我对你所说的想了很多 I just wanted to tell you that l-l thought a lot about what you said.
没事，听着 但我想让你知道 - It's okay. Listen. - But I want you to know...
我不是一个白痴 that I'm not a complete brain case, okay ?
我完全理解那只是电视节目 I understand completely that it's just a TV show.
等等 - H-Hold-- Wait a minute. - [ Brandon Continues ]
等一下，那全是真的 Stop for a second. Stop. Wait. It's all real.
哦，天哪，我就知道！ Oh, my God, I knew it. I knew it ! I knew it !
我和我的船员遇到了点麻烦 需要你的帮助 The crew and I are in a lot of trouble, and we need your help.
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超载 Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden.
反应堆6分钟之后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in six minutes.
- [ Gasping ] - [ Screaming ]
先生，是你，谢天谢地 Sir, it's you. Thank Ipthar.
奎克 ?你在那儿干什么？ Quellek ? What are you doing up there ?
我利用这逃了出来 I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth face.
大伙在哪？ 跟我来 - Where is everyone ? - Come with me.
路上解释给你听 I'll explain on the way.
好的，我们在「C」层第5通道 现在干什么？ All right, we're at level "C," hallway five. Now what ?
到武器库那边去 右边第二个左转，穿过走廊 Um, go to weapons storage, your second left, through the passage.
那里通往一个多用途隧道系统 穿过飞船内部 And that leads to a system of utility corridors through the bowels of the ship.
打开了 我去找凯利 - Open. - You know, I'm gonna get Kyle.
他最了解多用途隧道系统 He knows the utility tunnel system better than anybody alive.
...38, 39, 40. ...38, 39, 40.
我们所要做的是关掉通往宿舍的阀门 All we have to do is turn off the valve to the barracks.
布兰登 没时间开玩笑了，凯利 - Hi, Brandon. - No time for pleasantries, Kyle.
现在是5级警报，你还有多用途系统吗？ 曾经走过是吗？ We have a level five emergency. You still got the utility systems walk-through, right ?
是的，我走过28区 修里斯特去过更高层 Yeah, I've got sectors one through twenty-eight. Hollister has the upper levels.
太好了，叫大家都上网 Great. We'll get everybody on-line.
踩那个金属踏板，指挥官 踩那个金属踏板，指挥官 - Pedal to the metal, Commander. - Pedal to the metal, Commander.
将军！我们收到消息 General ! I have just received word...
指挥官和他的船员 that the commander of the Protector and his command crew...
逃跑了 have escaped custody.
什么？ What ?
找到他们 但是，反应堆就要爆炸了 - Find them ! - But sir ! My men-- The core implosion--
找到他们！ Find them !
好了，布兰登 我看见5个通道，我们走那个？ All right, Brandon, I see five ducts in this room. Which way do we go ?
左边第二个 Enter the passage second to your left...
向前走50米 and just continue straight for 50 meters.
通道，怎么总是通道 Ducts ? Why is it always ducts ?
那里会有点陡 - Ah, there will be a slight drop. - [ Screaming ]
谢谢你的提醒，布兰登，你还好吗？ Thanks for the heads-up, Brandon ! You okay ?
他们要死了 They're dying.
等等，我们要穿过这里吗？是的 - Wait a minute. We gotta go across this thing ? - Yes.
别往下看 我真想看看你看见了什么，你看到什么了？ - Don't look down. - What I'd give to see what you're seeing.
你说什么啊？ 你在欧米茄13的正下方 - What are you talking about ? - You're deep in the underbelly of the Omega 13 !
哦，一定很壮观 Oh, it must be spectacular.
我倒不觉得 It-It doesn't look like much to me.
只是几面墙和转著的风扇 There's just these few walls and this dumb spinning fan that we have in every single--
布兰登，欧米茄13是干什么的？ Brandon, what does the Omega 13 device do ?
很多人相信他是个毁灭性极强的东西 Uh, many have believed that it is a matter collapser.
一个能在13秒钟之内毁灭一切的东西 A bomb capable of destroying pretty much everything in about 13 seconds.
但我和其他很多人相信， 它是…… - But myself and others are convinced that what it is... - I'm gonna go. Go.
是个物质重组装置 is a matter rearranger,
可以让时间倒转13秒 affecting a 13-second time jump to the past.
为什么是13秒 13秒之内干不了什么大事 Why 13 seconds ? That's really not enough time to do anything of any importance.
13秒够补偿一个错误了 什么？ - It'd be time to redeem a single mistake. - What ?
走走走 - [ Lasers Blasting ] - Go, go, go, go !
我们必须关掉阀门，氧气会用完了 We-We gotta turn off that valve. Their oxygen's almost gone.
听着，让我进去 Listen. I'll go in.
我来吸引他们的注意力，我有枪 I'll create a distraction. I've got this. I'm okay.
我争取拖住他们长一点时间 好让那些外星人逃跑 I'm gonna be able to hold him back long enough for the aliens to escape.
那是自杀 我本来就是可有可无的，弗来德 - That's suicide. - I'm just a glorified extra, Fred.
不管怎么都是死，如果非死不可， 我宁愿死得像个英雄，而不是懦夫 I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
夥计，也许你是个勇敢的家伙 又有喜剧天才 Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief.
你以前这样想过吗？ You ever think about that ?
勇敢？ 是，但是 - Plucky ? - Oh, besides,
我也是刚刚才这个有趣的念头的 I just had this really interesting idea.
你兴奋吗？ Are you stoned ?
把它抬起来，多给他们点时间 Gotta get her up and give them some time.
先生，也许我们一起 - [ Grunting ] - Sir, perhaps together--
来点马克他赞美勇气的圣歌： Larak tarath the Mak'tar chant of strength: Larak tarath.
Larak tarath, larak tarath Larak tarath - Larak tarath, larak tarath. - Larak tarath.
Larak tarath, larak tarath larak tarath, larack tarath [ Together ] Larak tarath, larak tarath, larak tarath, larack tarath.
布兰登，我们穿过去了，现在怎么办？ All right, Brandon, we're across. Now what ?
你们向左转，一直穿过咀嚼者 You wanna take a left and then just straight on through the chompers.
咀嚼者？ "The chompers" ?
他妈的 我们怎么可能穿过去？ - Well, screw that. - How are we supposed to get through this ?
修里斯特，你还记得次序吗？ Hollister, do you have the sequence yet ?
是的。次序是…… Okay, the sequence is... 2－2－4－2 two-two-four-two--
这是什么？根本毫无意义 What is this thing ? I mean, it serves no useful purpose...
因为在走廊中间有一些象牙齿一些 上下移动，挤压的东西 for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway !
我们不该这么做，根本没有意义！ 为什么那里有那玩意？ We shouldn't have to do this. It makes no sense ! Why is it here ?
因为电视里就是这样演的 算了吧！ - 'Cause it's on the television show. - Well, forget it !
我才不去 这一集剧本写的很差劲！ I am not doing it ! This episode was badly written !
好的，指挥官， 当第一个东西开始动的时候，你…… Okay, Commander, now, as soon as the first crusher hits you--
它已经开始了 - [ Screaming ] - It just did !
好，现在走 走！ - Okay, go now. - Go ! - [ Screaming ]
走！停！ Go ! Stop !
走！ 等一等 Go ! Wait a minute.
来呀，来呀 Come on, come on, come on.
走！走！ Go ! Go !
走！ 停！停！走！ - Go ! - Stop, stop. Go !
停！ - Stop ! - [ Screaming ]
跳！跳！ Jump, Commander, jump !
那个写这集剧本的家伙真该死！ Whoever wrote this episode should die !
这该很有意思 This should be interesting.
[ Beeping ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Chattering Stops ]
[ Screaming ]
生活中你总珍惜一些简单的东西 It's the simple things in life you treasure.
太好了 That's great.
现在，我们最好 Now, we better get--
找间房间 Get a room, guys.
哇喔！ Whoa !
嘿，弗来德 Hey, Fred.
嘿，弗来德 Hey, Fred, uh--
哦，那样不对 哦! Oh, that's not right. Oh !
先生，压力恢复正常了 Sir, the pressure-- it's normalizing.
好的！ All right !
我们得救了 We are saved.
他救了我们 He has saved us.
塔加特指挥官拯救了我们 Commander Taggart has saved us !
[ All Cheering ]
太不公平了 It's just not fair.
好的，奎克，我们到指挥官那里去 All right, Quellek, let's get back to the commander.
雷射 [ Laser Blast ]
我被击中了 I'm-I'm shot.
[ Groaning ]
奎克？ - Quellek ? - [ Panting ]
不是很严重 That's not too bad.
我们带你去医务室，你会好的 We'll get you to the medical quarters, and you'll be fine.
为你们干活真是我最大的荣幸 It has been my greatest honor to serve with you.
上帝保佑我，先生 I have been blessed, sir. I-l--
别说话，奎克 Don't speak, Quellek.
原谅我的无礼，先生 You'll forgive my impertinence, sir,
尽管我们以前从没见过面 but even though we had never before met,
我一直把你当作我的父亲 I always considered you as a father to me.
Quellek.
上帝作证 By Grabthar's hammer,
老天在上 by the sons of Warvan,
我会为你报仇的 you shall be avenged.
[ Screaming ]
...13, 14, 15, 16,17, 18, 19 ! ...13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 !
好啦，布兰登，怎么关掉它？ 按那个蓝色的按钮 - All right, Brandon, how do we shut this thing down ? - Okay, just push the blue button.
蓝色的吗，那个吗？ 是的，怎么了？ - The blue button-- is that it ? - Yeah, why ? What's wrong ?
Nothing. I just thought it'd be more complicated than that.
反应堆大约20秒钟后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in 20 seconds.
布兰登 ，没有用啊！ Brandon, it's not working. Brandon !
妈妈，指挥官那边的情况 Mother, I cannot stress enough the severity...
真是万分危急啊 别忘了把可回收的分开 - of the commander's predicament. - Don't forget the recyclables !
反应堆大约10秒钟后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in ten seconds.
9，8…… 格温，我 - Nine, eight, - Gwen, l--
7，6…… 我总是 - seven, six, - I've always--
5，4…… 贾森，哦，贾森 - five, four, - Jason, oh, Jason.
3，2，1…… three, two, one.
电视上总是数到1才停的 - It always stops at one on the show. - [ Laughing ]
你说什么？ Um, what were you saying ?
先生! 什么？ - Sir ! - What ?
The core detonation sequence on the Protector has been aborted.
不可能！ 不可能！ Impossible ! Impossible !
导弹瞄准保护者号 Lock a complement of implosion missiles under the Protector.
炸烂它 Tear her apart.
[ Lasers Blasting ]
他已经死了，亚历山大 听我说，结束了 He's finished. Alexander, listen to me. It's okay, it's okay.
下面交给赛米亚人，我们可以走了 The Thermians can handle it from here. We gotta go. Come on.
[ Screaming ]
我们需要启动防护甲！ We need that armor back up !
现在，让我能看到前面 等离子防护甲已准备好 - Get me a forward view right now ! - Plasma armor: engaged.
好的，汤米 看看我们是否能在雷区甩掉他们 - [ Rumbling ] - All right, Tommy, see if you can lose 'em in that mine field.
雷区？ 现在，踩那个金属踏板 - M-Mine field ? - Pedal to the medal, right now !
踩那个金属踏板! 好了，走！ - Pedal to the medal ! - All right, let's go !
干得好，汤米 干得好 Good going, Tommy. Great going.
全速向前！ Thrust ahead-- full !
Into the field ! Go !
汤米，你能向雷区再近一点吗？近一点？ - Tommy, can you get us closer to these mines ? - Closer ?
我试试 I could try.
将军，他们甩掉我们了 General, I've lost them.
雷区的磁场干扰了我们的仪器 The magnetism of the mine field is disrupting our instruments.
等等 我看到了 Wait ! I see something.
是的！ 是他们！ Yes. Yes ! There they are.
跟上他们 我不能，先生 - Get back on their tail. - I can't, sir.
什么？为什么不能？ 因为他们正向我们冲过来 - What ? Why not ? - Because they're coming right at us.
开火！ Fire at will.
我们被打中了，贾森，要还击吗？ Whoo ! We're getting hammered, Jason ! Return fire ?
不！把能量都转移到防护甲 No ! Divert all energy to the armor !
真了不起 How adorable-- the actors are going to play war with me.
萨理斯的飞船在以2马克的速度 向我们加速冲过来 加速到4马克 - Sarris' ship, accelerating toward us at mark 2. - Accelerate to mark 4.
我来提醒你，孩子 Let me remind you, sonny:
我是将军 I am a general.
如果你指望我会后退 If you are counting on me to blink,
你就犯了个致命的错误 then you are making a deadly mistake.
萨理斯，我告诉你件事 Well, let me tell you something, Sarris.
好演员一眼就能看出谁是糟糕的演员 你在流汗 It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating.
防护甲快不行了，贾森 Armor almost gone, Jason !
你这个傻瓜，你没认识到 如果你的防护甲消失的话 You fool ! You failed to realize that with your armor gone,
我的飞船将把你们的船 象纸巾一样撕成碎片 my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper.
你没有认识到的是 我的飞船拖来了太空雷 And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines.
哦，不！ 转向，转向！！ Oh, no ! Turn, turn !
我们成功了！ - We did it ! - [ Cheering ]
是的！是的！ Yes ! Yes !
是的！ - Yes ! [ Laughing ] - [ Cheering Continues ]
是的！ Yes ! Yes !
马西萨 ! - [ Mumbling ] - Mathesar !
哦，上帝啊，你还活著 - Oh, my God, you're alive. - [ Groaning ]
到这儿来 这条船只是一个这么大的模型 - Come here. - The ship was a model as big as this.
你真会骗人 A very clever deception indeed.
[ Laughing, Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
准备回家，是吗，指挥官？ Set a course for home, Commander ?
可以吗？ 哦，是的，只要轻轻一点 - Can you do that ? - Oh, yeah, just point and click.
我们要穿过黑洞，有人反对吗？ - But we're gonna have to go through the black hole. - Any objections ?
[ All Scoffing ]
好的，把飞船准备好 All right, set her up.
怎么了,马西萨 ? What's the matter, Mathesar ?
我们希望你能留下来 We were hoping you could come with us.
我们没有指挥官 M-My people have no commander.
马西萨, 我想你的人民 [ Sighing ] Mathesar, I think your people...
有个很棒的指挥官 have a great commander.
[ Whimpering ]
好了，汤米，带我们穿过黑洞 All right, Tommy, take us into the black hole.
我们出来了，我们快到家了 - We're out ! - We're going home.
系统调校功能 所有系统正常，指挥官 - Systems register functional. - All systems are working, Commander.
贾森，我们穿越黑洞之前 萨理斯的船有股能量传过来 Jason, before the black hole, there was an energy surge from Sarris' ship.
我们别担心那些了，亚历山大 弗来德，你在干什么？ Let's not worry about that right now, Alexander. Fred, what are you doing up here ?
你该呆在楼下直到…… 嘿，你会把我打个洞的 Shouldn't you be downstairs until we dec-- Hey, you can put an eye out with that thing.
弗来德？ Fred ?
[ Groaning ]
不！ [ Yelling In Slow Motion ] No !
马西萨 !启动欧米茄13 ! Mathesar ! Activate the Omega 13 !
我们出来了，我们快到家了 - We're out ! - We're going home !
系统调校功能 Systems register functional.
所有系统正常，指挥官 All systems are working, Commander.
贾森，我们穿越黑洞之前 萨理斯的船有股能量传过来 Jason, before the black hole, there was an energy surge from Sarris' ship.
贾森，你在干什么？ [ Gwen ] Jason, what are you doing ? What are you doing ?
放开我 不是弗来德 Let go of me. Let-- It's not Fred.
那是萨理斯。听我说 那不是弗来德，萨理斯 That's Sarris. Listen to me. I'm telling you, that's not Fred, that's Sarris.
他想杀死我们 He's gonna try to kill all of us.
[ Growling ]
永不放弃 永不妥协 Never give up, never surrender.
贾森。贾森！ 我慢不下来！ Jason. Jason ! I can't slow it down !
这船太大了，穿不过大气层 Our ship is too big to enter the atmosphere.
我们必须分开，要不都得死 We need to separate, or we'll die.
我们必须这样做 这是我们唯一的希望，马西萨 We gotta do it. It's our only hope, Mathesar.
谢谢 Thank you.
全体船员到第二控制台 Crew to the secondary deck.
马西萨 ! Mathesar !
再见，我的朋友 Good-bye, my friends.
弗来德，到指挥台去，我们要分开了 Fred, get up to command deck. We're separating.
On, Teb, on !
这是银行影迷会的第三天 This is the third day of the Galaxy Con,
贾森耐斯密斯和他的船员们 在这个重大的日子里没有出现 and Jason Nesmith and his entire crew are no-shows here at the big event,
这使所有影迷 也就是人们称作的探险迷们，非常失望 much to the disappointment of all these fans, knows as Questoids.
再见，我们很快就会回来的 等等，你们去哪儿？带这么多烟花干吗？ - Bye. Be back soon. - Wait a minute. Where you going with those fireworks ?
保护者号以极快的速度从黑洞中冲出来了 Well, the Protector got super accelerated coming out of the black hole,
以15马克的速度冲进大气层 and it nailed the atmosphere at mark 15,
这种速度，很显然看起来很不稳定 which, you guys know, is pretty unstable obviously,
我们必须用超高频信号传送器 来给他们导航 so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier...
烟花用来给他们确认方位 and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
好的，晚饭7点开饭 A-All right, dinner's at 7:00.
他们出来了 - Well, he's outside. - Hmm.
[ Chattering ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Murmuring ]
[ Coughing ]
[ Coughing Continues ]
[ Crowd Cheering ]
拉来多上尉 的扮演者汤米韦伯 Lieutenant Laredo-- Tommy Webber !
嗨，汤米 Hi, Tommy !
漂亮的桃丽麦迪逊 的扮演者格温迪马科 The beautiful Tawny Madison-- Gwen DeMarco !
是的，是的 Yes ! Yes !
哇喔，影响太深刻了！ Wow, what effects !
另一个船员！来的越多，越让人高兴！ Another shipmate ! Yes, the more, the merrier !
这是船上的技师中士陈扮演者 弗来德科万和他的朋友 The ship's Tech Sergeant Chen, Fred Kwan, and a friend.
拉扎罗斯博士…… 的扮演者亚力克斯邓恩 Dr. Lazarus-- Alexander Dane !
给点掌声 他是个英国人 Give a big hand. He's British !
是，先生 Yes, sir !
指挥官彼得昆西塔加特 的扮演者贾森耐斯密斯 Commander Peter Quincy Taggart-- Jason Nesmith !
干得好啊，汤米 Great driving, Tommy.
哦，是的 Yeah ! Yes !
快快快 Quick, quick, quick. [ Yelling ]
- [ Cheering ] - [ Emcee Shouting ]
贾森耐斯密斯先生 Mr. Jason Nesmith !
来啊，向全体船员……NSEA保护者致敬！ Come on, give it up for the crew, the N.S.E.A. Protector !
啊，伟大的真爱 是的 Ah, true love ! Yes !
哇喔 Wow !
[ Screaming ]
他们都来了 站起来吧！ They're here for you folks. Give it up !
太精彩了 What a show !
太精彩了! What a show ! Yes !
Yes ! Yes !
来啊，站起来，都站起来！ Come on, give it up ! Give it all up...
向我们最喜爱的 《银河探险》的全体船员致敬！ for the crew of your favorite show, Galaxy Quest !
哇喔！ Wow !
来呀，来呀 Come on, come on !
出去的时候不要忘了 买《银河探险》的T恤 Don't forget to buy Galaxy Quest T-shirts on your way out.
谢谢 Thank you.
哇喔！ Whoo !
过了18年又回来了 And now, back again after 18 years,
《银河探险》新冒险！ the New Adventures of Galaxy Quest.
谢 谢 收 看
[ Mathesar ] Never give up, never surrender.