啊哈哈 Ah-haha!
叼炸天的两位仁兄终于让我等来了 Just the two super cool dudes that I've been waiting for!
在一到十之间选一个数字 Pick a number between one and ten.
-三 -不选 -Three! -No.
答案是四 所以乔什得十分 Well, the answer was four, so ten points, Josh!
哈 Ha!
怎么回事啊 What's happening?
我也不知道 但是我得了十分诶 No idea, but I got ten points.
由于迪吉去了澳大利亚 Well, with Diggie in Australia,
我需要一个新的叼炸天好基友来支撑我的人气 I need a new cool best bro to shore up my hallway cred.
于是 我建立了一个比赛 So, I created a contest:
小乔乔的全新叼炸天好基友争夺赛 Jo-Jo's New Cool Best Bro.
怎样 帅吧 What? Yeah!
-我参加 -乔什参加了 -I'm in! -Josh is in!
-霍顿啊 他可已经领先十分了 - 什么 -Holden, he's already up ten points. -What?
我已经开始赢了哦 Crushing it already!
呼 Whoo!
但是霍顿是一位很有天赋的音乐家 But Holden is a super talented musician,
所以他很有可能给我写一首主题歌 so he might write me a theme song...
嗯嗯 对 没错 Oh, no, that's right, y'all.
没错 我很厉害的 That's right, I got skills.
我的小乔乔来了 Here comes Jo-Jo
他是我的好兄弟 He's my bro-bro
哦 Oh!
但是吧 乔什超级出名 You know, Josh is super famous
而且热情的他也是超可爱的 and his enthusiasm is absolutely adorable.
我既热情又可爱呢 I'm enthusiastic and adorable.
打脸了有没有 In your face.
呵呵呵呵呵 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,
我这可是一张超级有天赋的脸 you mean my super talented face.
-嗯 -哎呀呀 -Mm. -Ho-ho-ho...
为了我争吵 Fighting over me?
两位各得十分 That is ten points each, guys.
小乔乔的全新叼炸天好基友争夺赛进入白热化阶段 Finding a new cool best bro for the Jo-Jo is a go-go!
姐妹同心 Better in stereo
姐 妹 姐妹同心 B-- B-- Better in stereo
我在阳光中苏醒 I'm up with the sunshine
运动鞋系紧 I lace up my high tops
扣篮 准备好 炫出你的技 Slam dunk, ready or not
我在聚光灯下闪耀 Yeah, show me what you got
我在聚光灯下闪耀 I'm under the spotlight
敢不敢跟我一起来 I dare you, come on and follow
跟随自己的节奏摇摆 You dance to your own beat
我来一展歌喉 I'll sing the melody
你说是 When you say yea-ah-ah
我说不 I say no-oh-oh
你说停 When you say stop
我就一直走 走 走 All I want to do is go, go, go
你是我的另一半 You, you, the other half of me, me
截然相反的那一半 The half I'll never be-e
让我头疼让我恼 The half that drives me crazy
你是更好的那一半 You, you, the better half of me, me
无法代替的另一半 The half I'll always ne-ed
我们都明白 But we both know
姐妹同心 其利断金 We're better in stereo
南希·奥戴尔对你的访谈要开始了 激动吗 You excited to watch your interview with Nancy O'Dell?
嗯嗯 好激动 Yes, I am!
今晚就我们两个在家也令我好激动啊 I'm also really excited that it's just the two of us tonight.
老爸 Daddy!
嗨 宝贝 Hey, sweetie!
我打来视频电话是想我们可以一起看你的访谈 I FaceGabbed so we could watch your interview together.
哦 老爸 这样太好了 Oh, Dad, that's so sweet!
嗨 鲁尼先生 Hey, Mr. Rooney.
霍顿也在啊 Holden's there?
把平板电脑放到你俩的中间 Put the tablet between you.
我要你们全程保持足够距离 I want ample separation at all times.
好吧 Okay.
距离足够了 先生 Amply separated, sir.
嗨 大家好 Hi, everybody.
我是南希·奥戴尔 我们现在正在闪电女侠的片场 I'm Nancy O'Dell and we are on the set of Voltage
身旁的是炙手可热的大明星 丽芙·鲁尼 with its sizzling star, Liv Rooney.
嗨 大家好 Hi, everybody!
我们正坐在闪电女侠的 And we're actually sitting
钟塔老巢里 in SkyVolt's clock tower lair.
是啊 Yes! Yeah!
这里 这里就是闪电女侠 This is, uh, this is the place
发现自己超能力的地方 where SkyVolt discovers her superpowers.
这样吧 Well, you know what?
我们已经谈论太多有关闪电女侠的事情了 It's been so great to talk about SkyVolt,
我们来谈谈真实的丽芙·鲁尼吧 but let's talk about the real Liv Rooney.
-哦 -我听到流言说你有男朋友了 -Oh. -I heard a rumor there is a boyfriend.
哦 Oh.
真的很抱歉 Well, I am very sorry
让你和千千万电视机前的观众 to disappoint you and the millions of people
失望了 但是 呃 没有 watching at home, but, um... but no.
我 暂时还没时间 I just, you know, I don't really have time
找男朋友 for a boyfriend right now.
这可是第一时间消息 You heard it here first:
闪电女性还是单身 SkyVolt flies solo.
转到演播室 Back to you in the studio.
啊 Aah!
哦 宝贝 你的表现太棒了 Oh, sweetie, you were terrific!
真不错 That was great!
嘿 呃 霍顿 Hey, uh, Holden...
过来一下 come down here for a sec.
我会一直盯着你的 兄弟 I'm watching you, buddy.
再见了 Bye!
我老爸真的很喜欢你 Dad likes you so much.
嘿 丽芙 为什么 呃 Hey, Liv, why, um...
你为什么要隐瞒我们约会的事情 why did you lie about us dating?
我只是不想让我们两个有太多的压力 I just don't want to put any extra pressure on us.
我们的感情到目前为止一直都挺好的 You know, things have just been going so well
而我觉得媒体一定会给我们捣乱 and I think the media would mess all that up.
我懂 可是我们经历了很多才走到一起的 Yeah, but it just took us so long to start dating,
我真的为此感到很高兴的 and I'm excited about us, you know?
我不喜欢这样隐藏我们的关系 I hate the idea of hiding our relationship.
我也为我们能走到一起感到高兴 我们一定可以走到最后的 I'm excited about us too and we're gonna get there,
但是此时此刻我只想 but right now all I care about
和我的男友好好享受今晚 is having a lovely evening with my guy.
-好吧 -老爸给我发短信了 -Okay. -Dad texted me.
他让我把我的屁股 Told me to plant my keister
-放到你们这对儿鸳鸯中间 -哦 哦 -right between you two lovebirds. -Oh, oh!
-哦 哦 -哦 不是吧 不好意思 -Oh, oh... -Oh, no. Sorry.
哦 感觉好棒 Oh, this is so sweet!
你给我们租了这玩意儿 必须奖励二十分 20 best bro points for renting us these!
哦 霍顿 这简直太好玩了 Oh, Holden, isn't this the most fun ever?
是啊 的确 的确很好玩 Yeah, man. It's... it's super fun.
你怎么不开心了 潜在的基友 Why so glum, potential chum?
有什么想要倾诉的吗 Anything you wanna talk about?
实际上 是的 你有时间吗 Actually, yeah. Do you have a minute?
真的吗 Seriously?
有啊 当然有啊 Yeah! Yeah, dude.
以前从没人对我敞开心扉过 No one's ever opened up to me before.
有件事一直在困扰我 Something's just been bothering me
就是我和丽芙的感情的事 about my relationship with Liv.
我 I...
我之前没想到和一个名人约会 I had no idea that dating a celebrity
会有这么难 would be this tough.
我们终于走到一起了 I mean, we're finally together
她却不想让别人知道 and she wants to keep it a secret.
我懂你 霍顿 I hear ya, Holden.
向我敞开心扉 再给你加十分 Ten points for pouring out your soul to me.
我得去给你加分了 I gotta go put that on the Bro scoreboard.
呼 Whoo!
埃文 欢迎来到Goofy Gary's Evan, welcome to Goofy Gary's.
我的老天爷啊 Son of a sea captain!
这个游戏嘉年华是什么地方啊 What is this gaming wonderland?
这里是家庭娱乐必备场所Goofy Gary's It's Goofy Gary's for family fun
在这里娱乐时光永远不会结束 The fun time there is never done!
嘿 谢谢你载我们来 玛蒂 Hey, thanks for the ride, Maddie.
现在假装不认识我们吧 Now pretend like you don't know us.
嘿 糖果机 Hey, Gumball Machine!
很高兴见到你啊 Fancy seeing yous here.
想要一起玩吗 Wanna hang?
打些鼹鼠还是什么的 Whack some moles and whatnot?
帕克 你认识这个人吗 Parker, do you know this person
要不要我吹陌生人危险警告的哨子 or should I use my Stranger Danger whistle?
不用 埃文 这是自卸车 我的高中好友 No, Evan, this is Dump Truck, my high school friend.
自卸 这是埃文 我的初中好友 Dump, this is Evan, my middle school friend.
你们两个简直是天壤之别 You two have absolutely nothing in common
而我希望我的初中和高中生活可以分开 and I like to keep my worlds separate,
所以我想我们要走了 so I think that we'll be on our way.
或许有个可共享的活动 Perhaps there's a common activity
可以让我们拉近彼此的距离 that could bring us together.
比如 抓子游戏 Like... jacks.
我不玩抓子游戏 太难了 I don't do jacks. Too confusin'.
我们到底要弹球 Now, are we bouncing a ball
还是要捡起小金属啊 or we picking up tiny metal things, you know?
哇呼呼 Whoo-hoo-hoo!
哇 Whoa!
Goofy Gary来了 Goofy Gary here!
来报名周六大胃王对决吧 Sign up for Saturday's Slurp Down Showdown!
第一个吃下一个 The first three-person team
超大奶昔桶的三人队伍 to slurp down a mega smoothie bucket
可以赢得Goofy Gary游戏卡 will win a Goofy Gary Gaming Card
让你一个月内无限制的玩游戏 for a month of unlimited gaming!
哇呼 Whoo-hoo!
高峰期除外 Only during non-peak hours.
这就是可以联通我的两个世界 Is this the common activity
的那个可共享的活动吗 that can bridge my two worlds together?
我的确喜欢吃 I do like to slurp.
我也挺意外的 This strikes me as serendipitous.
八级词汇啊 Vocab word.
小的敬佩不已 Respect.
嘿 Hey...
谢谢你买的眼镜习惯 thanks for these glasses straws.
真浪漫 They're super romantic.
芒果色显得你的眼睛更好看了 The mango really brings out your eyes.
哦 Oh!
所以 丽芙说没有男朋友实际上是骗人的 So, Liv was lying about not having a boyfriend.
哦 Oh.
我对鸡肉派的诡异爱好 My weird addiction to chicken cha-cha's
的回报真不小啊 really pays off.
嘿 闪电女性的粉丝们 Hey, Voltage fans!
南希·奥戴尔带着独家新闻来了 Nancy O'Dell here with the scoop
丽芙·鲁尼的秘密男友 on Liv Rooney's secret boyfriend.
他就是闪电女侠的联合主演 He is none other than her Voltage co-star,
乔什·威尔考克斯 Josh Wilcox.
不好意思了 闪电女侠 我的超能力就是挖掘故事 Sorry, SkyVolt, my superpower is finding the story.
怎么了 Well, what?
你知道那是乔什和玛蒂的照片啊 I mean, you know that's a photo of Josh and Maddie.
不是我和乔什 That's not me and Josh.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
可是其他人不知道啊 The rest of the world doesn't.
好吧 这就是 Okay, this is exactly why
我想让我们远离媒体的原因 I wanted to keep us out of the media.
他们总是会扭曲事实 I mean, they twist everything.
我只是 我只是想保护我们 I just-- I'm trying to protect us.
我知道 可是我们不是我们了 丽芙 Yes, but now we're not us, Liv.
现在乔什成了你的男友 Now Josh is your guy.
我想当你的男友 I want to be your guy.
你就是我的男友啊 You are my guy.
我会处理好这件事的 我保证 I'll fix this. I promise.
你们看到南希·奥戴尔的视频了吗 Have you guys seen this Nancy O'Dell story?
简直乱套了 It is just a mess!
好了 乔伊 我会处理这件事的 Okay, Joey. I'm gonna fix it.
你会处理 怎么处理啊 You're gonna fix this? How?
乔什去了Goofy Gary's Josh went to Goofy Gary's
却没有带上我 without me.
霍顿 你因为不是乔什而得了五分 Holden, you get five points for not being Josh.
哦 这里是家庭娱乐必备场所Goofy Gary's Oh, Goofy Gary's for family fun
在这里娱乐时光永远不会结束 The fun time there is never done!
娱乐 娱乐 娱乐 Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
嗷 你们好甜蜜啊 Aw, you guys are so cute together.
-真的吗 -骗你们的 -Really? -No.
你们毁了我爱的歌 You ruined the song that I love.
干得漂亮 玛什 Nice work, Mosh!
他没错 He's not wrong.
唱歌天赋基因可没传到你身上 You did not get the singing gene.
我也知道哈 Dude, I know, right?
绝对不会有人 There is no way anyone could ever
把我错当成丽芙·鲁尼的 mistake me for Liv Rooney.
所有人都把你当成丽芙·鲁尼了 Everyone thinks that you're Liv Rooney.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你没戴眼镜的时候 Nancy O'Dell took a photo of you
南希·奥戴尔照了一张你俩的照片 when you had your glasses off
现在她正在报道我和乔什约会的事情 and now she's reporting that Josh and I are dating.
你在和我姐姐约会 You're dating my sister?
哦 你怎么能这样 Oh, how could you?
落幕 End scene.
字幕 Josh is teaching me acting.
字幕 I can't believe you guys get paid for this stuff.
字幕 So dumb.
字幕 Well, I'm glad that you two are taking this so well.
字幕 Um, I'm gonna talk to Nancy to clear things up.
字幕 All right. I gotta go.
字幕 -Okay. -Today was fun.
字幕 Yeah, it was so fun!
字幕 I'm gonna call Nancy right now.
字幕 - -
字幕 Don't call her.
字幕 Why?
字幕 Because Diggie doesn't know that I'm dating anybody,
字幕 and if you say that that was me with Josh,
字幕 then he's gonna find out over the Internet,
字幕 and that's really crummy.
字幕 Just...
字幕 please let me tell him myself.
字幕 Um, Maddie, I promised Holden--
字幕 Liv, please?
字幕 Okay.
字幕 I can wait until you talk to Diggie.
字幕 I guess Holden will understand.
字幕 Could you just do me one quick favor?
字幕 Just take out your phone.
字幕 Yeah. Yeah, of course.
字幕 Yeah, it's not a big... Just...
字幕 -Wha? -
字幕 My phone had to be avenged.
字幕 And is this your card?
字幕 No.
字幕 Because this one is.
字幕 Oh! It is!
字幕 20 points for close up magic, Josh!
字幕 How could I stay mad at you?
字幕 Ooh, a deck of cards?
字幕 The wonders of the Rooney house are endless.
字幕 Josh is showing me magic tricks.
字幕 He's competing with Holden
字幕 to be my new cool best bro!
字幕 Making two guys who are much cooler than you
字幕 compete to be your friend?
字幕 Seems like the greatest magic trick of all.
字幕 See ya.
字幕 Oh, good. Evan, you're here.
字幕 Where else would I be?
字幕 My mom says when you make a commitment,
字幕 you need to stick to it, and I'm stickin'.
字幕 Okay, so what's this doohickey gotta do
字幕 with us winning the Slurp Down Showdown?
字幕 Okay, the key to winning is to slurp as fast as possible
字幕 without getting a brain freeze.
字幕 So, I invented Dr. P's Brain Freeze Slurp-o-meter.
字幕 Gumball Machine, who's this Dr. P?
字幕 It's his middle school nickname.
字幕 Mine's Vampire because I bit a kid.
字幕 Gumball, you have another nickname
字幕 and you never said nothin'?
字幕 It's like I don't even know you.
字幕 Okay, can we please practice for the Slurp Down?
字幕 Sure...
字幕 Dr. P.
字幕 As he's slurping, the machine is blowing
字幕 colder and colder air.
字幕 - -
字幕 Hey, you gotta pace your slurping and stay out
字幕 of the blue brain freeze zone.
字幕 -Slow down. -
字幕 Brain freeze!
字幕 That was funny.
字幕 Hello, my handsome date!
字幕 -Hello, my gorgeous gal! -Hi!
字幕 Are you ready for a night of dinner and dancing?
字幕 Yes, I am.
字幕 Um, just really quickly before we go,
字幕 I want to talk to you about this Nancy O'Dell thing.
字幕 Oh. Did you clear it up?
字幕 No, not exactly.
字幕 Um... Maddie actually asked me not to.
字幕 Why?
字幕 She doesn't want Diggie to know that she's dating somebody new,
字幕 so she's trying to protect his feelings.
字幕 Um, okay.
字幕 What about my feelings?
字幕 I care about your feelings.
字幕 It's just Maddie's my sister, and if she needs me
字幕 -to do something for her, I'm going to. -Mm-hmm.
字幕 But come on.
字幕 Who cares about what the media thinks about us, you know?
字幕 We know what we have.
字幕 Do we?
字幕 What?
字幕 Holden, are you seriously
字幕 -upset about this? -Yeah.
字幕 Yeah, Liv, I am.
字幕 You promised you'd fix this.
字幕 And I will, just not right now.
字幕 But when?
字幕 It always seems like I'm waiting for something.
字幕 You know?
字幕 First it was Andie, and then it was Voltage,
字幕 and now it's Maddie's feelings and somehow Diggie's feelings.
字幕 There's always something more important than our relationship
字幕 and I'm supposed to just...
字幕 stand by and be okay with it?
字幕 Holden, I really care about you,
字幕 but I care about a lot of things in my life.
字幕 And that's one of the reasons why I like you so much.
字幕 I want this relationship to be my everything,
字幕 and you might just want this to be...
字幕 one of your things.
字幕 What are you saying?
字幕 Maybe it just isn't our time.
字幕 -Holden-- -Liv...
字幕 I can't do this.
字幕 We need to break up.
字幕 - -
字幕 - -I am so sorry, Liv.
字幕 Oh, breakups are heard.
字幕 But brought along some old friends to make it easier.
字幕 We have the punching pillow.
字幕 Ooh! To let the anger out...
字幕 and we have the hugging pillow
字幕 to let the sadness out...
字幕 and their helpful, new friend,
字幕 the look who's gonna be okay pillow.
字幕 Who's in the mirror, Liv?
字幕 -Me. -That's who's gonna be okay.
字幕 This is all my fault.
字幕 I never should have stopped you from calling Nancy O'Dell.
字幕 I'm sorry.
字幕 But you can-- I mean, you can call
字幕 and fix this, right?
字幕 And then you and Holden can get back together.
字幕 No.
字幕 No, 'cause Holden was right.
字幕 I have way too much going on in my life
字幕 to give him what he needs right now.
字幕 It's really not your fault, Maddie.
字幕 It's my fault.
字幕 It is nobody's fault, Liv.
字幕 Sometimes you date someone
字幕 and it doesn't work out.
字幕 -Yeah. -Yes, it hurts.
字幕 But eventually, you'll feel better.
字幕 Guys, how am I ever gonna choose between Josh and Holden?
字幕 Holden and I broke up.
字幕 Josh it is.
字幕 Let the Slurp Down Showdown begin!
字幕 - -
字幕 Go! Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp!
字幕 Hey, sorry I'm late.
字幕 Don't take any points away.
字幕 You don't need any more points...
字幕 new cool best bro!
字幕 What? I won!
字幕 Yes!
字幕 Winner, winner, chicken cha-cha dinner.
字幕 Now let's get our Goofy Gary on.
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Aah!
字幕 Brain freeze!
字幕 Go on without me, little dudes!
字幕 I'm no good to you anymore.
字幕 Why are we here again?
字幕 Because you needed cheering up.
字幕 Oh, and the Slurp Down is also sick!
字幕 Aah! Brain freeze!
字幕 Come on, Vampire!
字幕 Open up that abnormally petite esophagus!
字幕 Slurp till you burp!
字幕 We win! I'm a bad man!
字幕 Okay, that was kind of awesome.
字幕 -Thanks, Maddie. -Right?
字幕 I never miss it. Uh, why don't you go
字幕 find us a table and I'll go grab some menus.
字幕 -Okay. -Okay.
字幕 Diggie?
字幕 Hey, Rooney.
字幕 Why-- You're supposed to be
字幕 in Australia for two more months!
字幕 I know, and I was...
字幕 but then I saw this picture of you dating this Josh guy.
字幕 That was Liv.
字幕 -I-- -No, it wasn't.
字幕 I-- I know it was you, Maddie.
字幕 I saw you with someone else and I-- I just...
字幕 Maddie, I came back for you.
字幕 -Whoa. -
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Diggie!
字幕 It's you!
字幕 It's you, Diggie! It's always been you!
字幕 My original cool best bro!
字幕 Oh!
字幕 Let's go make up for lost time!
字幕 Maddie, what is Diggie doing here?
字幕 He saw that photo with me and Josh.
字幕 You were supposed to explain that to him.
字幕 You didn't tell him?
字幕 I couldn't do it.
字幕 He came back for me.
字幕 But you want to be with Josh, right?
字幕 Or...
字幕 do you want to be with Diggie?
字幕 Maddie?
字幕 -Holden! -Hey.
字幕 Hi. I-- I wasn't expecting to see you.
字幕 Okay, that's clearly not true.
字幕 I'm sitting on your porch swing.
字幕 Yeah.
字幕 Why?
字幕 Well, um...
字幕 it's because I-- I wasn't sure
字幕 if an ex-boyfriend rings the doorbell
字幕 or knocks, so I-- I sat down to think about it...
字幕 for, like, an hour.
字幕 Well...
字幕 to be fair...
字幕 I have driven by your house six times today.
字幕 -Oh. Oh. -Yeah.
字幕 I was about to go make it seven.
字幕 I brought you a breakup cake.
字幕 I mean, an apology cake.
字幕 It's actually a chocolate lava cake.
字幕 Um...
字幕 I just...
字幕 I feel bad about how everything came out.
字幕 I really do too.
字幕 I don't think you were wrong though.
字幕 I think we're just on really different pages right now.
字幕 Yeah.
字幕 I just hope that we can...
字幕 be friends again someday.
字幕 Yes. I would love that.
字幕 Well, I should go.
字幕 Oh, um, real quick,
字幕 don't let Joey eat any of that cake.
字幕 I didn't win the best bro contest,
字幕 so he's kind of on my list.
字幕 Seriously. Don't.
字幕 Josh and Maddie: The fun time there is never done!