Section Five, speed her up. Four-one.
Attention, foremen
Trouble an bench five. Cheek an the nut $119091:
Nuts coming through loose on bench five. Attention, foreman.
Mack. Section Five, more speed. Four-seven.
Relief man passing. Relief man passing.
Hey!
Quit stalling. Get back to work.
Go on.
Good morning, my friends.
This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Company, Incorporated.
Your speaker, the mechanical salesman.
May I take the pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Willicombe Billows...
the inventor of the Billows Feeding Machine...
a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work.
Don't stop for lunch - Be ahead of your competitor.
The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour...
increase your production and decrease your overhead.
Allow us to point out some of the features of this wonderful machine.
Its beautiful aerodynamic streamline
its smoothness of action made silent by our electroporous metal ball bearings.
Let us acquaint you with our automaton soup plate.
Its compressed air blower. No breath necessary.
No energy required to cool the soup.
Notice the revolving plate with the automatic food pusher.
Observe our counter-shaft,. double-knee action corn-feeder
with its synchromesh transmission which enables you to shift...
from high to low gear by the mare lip of the tongue.
Then there is the hydrocompressed sterilized mouth-wiper.
Its factors of control insure against spots on the shirt front.
These are but a few of the delightful features of the Billows Feeding Machine.
Let us demonstrate with one of your workers...
for actions speak louder than words.
Remember, if you wish to keep ahead of your competitor...
you cannot afford to ignore the importance of the Billows Feeding Machine.
Section Five, give her the limit.
Local news. A pardon was granted to the prisoner...
who so recently thwarted the attempted city jailbreak.
Sheriff Couler will inform the prisoner of the good news sometime today.
[ Man On Radio] If you are suffering from gastritis, don't forget to try -
We all are the singing waiters We will sing or serve potatoes
We will strive to do our bit And if you leave the largest tip
We'll sing
The whole night
Long
In the evening by the moonlight
You can hear those darkies singing
In the evening by the moonlight
You can here those banjos ringing
How the old folks
Would enjoy it
They would sit all night
And listen
As they sang in the evening
By the moonlight
Se Bella ciu satore
Je notre so cafore
Je notre si cavore
Je la tu, la ti, la tua
La spinash o la busho
Cigarette porta bello
Ce rakish spagaletto
Je la tu, la ti, la tua
Senora Pilasina
Voulez-vous le taximeter
Le zionta sous la sita
Tu la tu, la tu, la wag
Se muntya si la moora
La sontya so gravora
La zontya
Comma sora
Je ka poose a ti la tua
Je notre so la mina
Je notre so cosina
J-Je le se tro savita
Je la tuss a vi la tua
Se motra so la sonta
Ci vossa la travonta
Les zosha si katonta