1 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:48,064 震撼性教育 2 00:00:53,202 --> 00:00:56,234 现在发生的事只与我们 3 00:00:55,202 --> 00:00:58,169 What's happening right now is important only in the context... 4 00:00:56,338 --> 00:00:58,545 人类的继续进化有关 5 00:00:58,270 --> 00:01:00,429 of our continuing evolution as a species. 6 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:02,024 罗杰, 我是说我妹妹 应该学会看地铁示意图 7 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:03,835 Roger, all I'm saying is that I wish my sister would learn to read a subway map. 8 00:01:02,132 --> 00:01:04,304 你那样说是忽略了 9 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:06,065 By saying that, you disregard the primary importance... 10 00:01:04,414 --> 00:01:06,934 人类之间关系的重要性 11 00:01:06,174 --> 00:01:08,640 of utility in human relationships. 12 00:01:07,038 --> 00:01:10,268 我们的能力-- 男人的能力: 看地图... 13 00:01:08,742 --> 00:01:11,903 Our ability-- Men's ability to read maps... 14 00:01:10,378 --> 00:01:11,841 航海，使得我们有用 15 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:14,874 你该让你妹妹看都不看它 16 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:13,442 to navigate, makes us useful. 17 00:01:13,545 --> 00:01:16,410 You should discourage your sister from even looking at a map. 18 00:01:14,979 --> 00:01:19,231 你是说我们女人方向感差? 19 00:01:16,513 --> 00:01:20,675 Are you saying that we women have an inferior sense of direction? 20 00:01:20,022 --> 00:01:22,229 哪边是北, 乔伊斯？不要四下看 21 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,608 Which way is north,Joyce, without looking around? 22 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:23,739 什么? 23 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,115 What? 24 00:01:23,841 --> 00:01:25,741 你听到了的。指指北 快，北 25 00:01:25,217 --> 00:01:27,116 You heard me. Point north. Quick. North. 26 00:01:25,843 --> 00:01:27,140 快，北 27 00:01:27,218 --> 00:01:28,514 Quick. North. 28 00:01:27,245 --> 00:01:28,712 北，北 29 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:30,085 North. North. 30 00:01:31,015 --> 00:01:33,245 - 你对了. - 他对了? 31 00:01:32,388 --> 00:01:34,616 - You're right. - Is he right? 32 00:01:33,351 --> 00:01:35,080 - 他对了 - 印象深刻 33 00:01:34,723 --> 00:01:36,451 - He's right. - Very impressive. 34 00:01:35,186 --> 00:01:37,313 这是由于女人在历史上 35 00:01:36,557 --> 00:01:38,682 As she has throughout history... 36 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:40,949 对表现出色的男人的依赖造成的 37 00:01:38,792 --> 00:01:42,317 the female responds to the male who displays the most utility. 38 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,926 通过不停地珩磨这些使我露脸的技术 39 00:01:42,427 --> 00:01:45,292 By honing those skills which make me useful... 40 00:01:44,028 --> 00:01:47,293 阻止了我必然的退化 41 00:01:45,394 --> 00:01:48,657 I stave off my inevitable obsolescence. 42 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:50,060 是你呆在家里珩磨录像机吧？ 43 00:01:48,763 --> 00:01:51,423 You stay home honing your ability to program a VCR? 44 00:01:50,168 --> 00:01:53,262 我的录像机三年来每天开12小时 45 00:01:51,531 --> 00:01:54,623 My VCR's been flashing 1 2:00 for three years. 46 00:01:54,606 --> 00:01:56,506 还有什么, 罗杰? 47 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:57,866 What else, Roger? 48 00:01:56,608 --> 00:02:00,510 呃, 开车上下班 举重物 49 00:01:57,968 --> 00:02:01,868 Oh, driving a standard shift. Lifting heavy things. 50 00:02:00,612 --> 00:02:02,671 - 举吉他 - 对，对 51 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:04,028 - Air guitar. - Yes, yes. 52 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:04,611 尽管笑吧 53 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:05,967 Go ahead and chuckle, okay? 54 00:02:04,716 --> 00:02:08,015 但在女人进化了移物的感应能力之前 55 00:02:06,072 --> 00:02:09,369 But until women evolve the ability to move objects telepathically-- 56 00:02:08,119 --> 00:02:11,814 体力仍是主要的 57 00:02:09,474 --> 00:02:10,940 and they will-- 58 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:13,166 physical strength remains a primary utility. 59 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,754 这就是用蛮力 60 00:02:13,276 --> 00:02:15,106 Here's to brute strength then. 61 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:20,388 罗杰, 你忘了男人的一个重要作用 62 00:02:17,211 --> 00:02:21,736 Roger, you're forgetting a very important male utility. 63 00:02:20,498 --> 00:02:21,760 是什么? 野餐? 64 00:02:21,847 --> 00:02:23,108 What's that? Barbecuing? 65 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:25,960 性 66 00:02:26,070 --> 00:02:30,439 对，我需要一个不光知道玩录像机的男人 67 00:02:26,283 --> 00:02:27,306 Sex. 68 00:02:27,416 --> 00:02:31,782 Yeah. I want a guy to do more than just program my VCR. 69 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:34,477 噢，我会帮你调录像机 好象你从没调过 70 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:35,819 Oh, I'll program your VCR, baby, like you never had it. 71 00:02:34,579 --> 00:02:36,843 它是顶装的，你会调吗? 72 00:02:35,921 --> 00:02:38,183 It's a top-loader. You thinkyou can handle that? 73 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,439 有趣，英格兰的一些科学家 74 00:02:38,289 --> 00:02:40,778 Interestingly, a group of scientists in England... 75 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:42,383 刚宣布了他们想使鸡蛋受精... 76 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:43,721 just announced their intention to fertilize an egg... 77 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:44,455 而不用精子细胞 78 00:02:43,825 --> 00:02:45,792 without the use of sperm cells. 79 00:02:46,157 --> 00:02:47,454 我不明白 80 00:02:47,494 --> 00:02:48,790 I don't understand that. 81 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:51,517 人类的每个细胞里 都有一个基因组的复本 82 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:52,851 Every cell in the human body contains a copy of the genome pattern. 83 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,621 使得精子细胞倍受关注的原因是 到现在为止 84 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:55,953 The only reason sperm cells have all the fun is that up until now... 85 00:02:54,732 --> 00:02:56,632 只有他们掌握了此技术 86 00:02:56,064 --> 00:02:57,963 they were the only ones with access. 87 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:58,998 克里斯多佛的一生中，人工受孕... 88 00:02:58,065 --> 00:03:00,327 Within Christopher's lifetime, artificial insemination... 89 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:02,561 使得精子就象底特律装配线上的工人一样没用 90 00:03:00,433 --> 00:03:03,889 will render sperm as useless as an assembly line worker in Detroit. 91 00:03:02,674 --> 00:03:06,007 幸运的是，我的会计师在几年前 就为我建了精子金伞 92 00:03:04,003 --> 00:03:07,334 Luckily, my accountant set up a golden parachute for my sperm years ago. 93 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:08,305 防止它们变小 94 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,630 In case they were downsized. 95 00:03:09,747 --> 00:03:13,239 如你所知, 罗杰, 你知道我们女人... 96 00:03:11,072 --> 00:03:14,562 Just so you know, Roger, you know that we women... 97 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:17,010 做爱是因为我们喜欢 98 00:03:15,808 --> 00:03:18,331 make love because we like it. 99 00:03:17,121 --> 00:03:19,180 - 不只为养儿育女 - 是的 100 00:03:18,443 --> 00:03:20,501 - Not just to procreate. - Yes. 101 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:23,226 - 但男人是不可或缺的吗? - 我不知道 102 00:03:20,611 --> 00:03:24,545 - But are men absolutely necessary? - I don't know that. 103 00:03:23,327 --> 00:03:25,227 想想女人的生殖器结构 104 00:03:24,646 --> 00:03:26,545 Think of the structure of the female genitalia. 105 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:27,991 等等，等等 好了，明白了 106 00:03:26,647 --> 00:03:29,307 Wait. Wait. Okay, got it. 107 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,691 阴道里最敏感的是哪里呢? 108 00:03:30,516 --> 00:03:33,005 What is the most sensitive part of the vagina? 109 00:03:31,803 --> 00:03:35,603 - 不敢相信我们谈起了这个 - 我认为你知道, 多诺万 110 00:03:33,118 --> 00:03:36,916 -I can't believe we've gotten into this. -I thinkyou know this, Donovan. 111 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:39,666 是阴蒂，哥伦布·里纳多斯在1559年首次发现 112 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:40,977 It's the clitoris, first discovered by Renaldus Columbus in 1 559. 113 00:03:39,777 --> 00:03:41,108 他原以为是印度 114 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,418 He thought it was India. 115 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,240 噢, 别别! 116 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,548 Oh, no No! 117 00:03:45,349 --> 00:03:48,512 阴蒂顶端有8千个神经纤维 118 00:03:46,657 --> 00:03:49,818 The crown of the clitoris contains 8,000 nerve fibers. 119 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:51,520 比男人身上任何部分都多 120 00:03:49,926 --> 00:03:52,825 It's a far great concentration than in any part of the male body... 121 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:52,850 甚至我们的指尖 122 00:03:52,927 --> 00:03:54,154 even our fingertips. 123 00:03:52,957 --> 00:03:56,051 它是大自然创造的 最最有效的 124 00:03:54,261 --> 00:03:57,353 It is the most efficient, pleasure-delivery system... 125 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,855 愉悦传递系统 126 00:03:57,463 --> 00:03:59,157 ever devised by nature. 127 00:03:57,962 --> 00:03:59,589 那好, 问问你自己... 128 00:03:59,264 --> 00:04:00,890 Now, ask yourself... 129 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:02,860 为什么阴蒂在阴道里面... 130 00:04:00,998 --> 00:04:04,159 why didn't the clitoris end up inside the vagina... 131 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:05,458 是为了使性交自然地... 132 00:04:04,267 --> 00:04:06,756 so that intercourse would be naturally... 133 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:08,266 不自觉地, 给女人带来不断的愉悦? 134 00:04:06,868 --> 00:04:09,562 compellingly, constantly pleasurable for a woman? 135 00:04:08,372 --> 00:04:10,567 - 我知道答案 - 你说, 梅纳德女士 136 00:04:09,669 --> 00:04:11,862 - I know the answer. - Yes, Ms. Maynard. 137 00:04:10,675 --> 00:04:15,476 因为在原始时期，女人死于生产 138 00:04:11,971 --> 00:04:16,769 Because in primitive time, women died of childbirth. 139 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:18,447 所以若性交过于愉悦... 140 00:04:16,874 --> 00:04:19,739 So for intercourse to be too pleasurable... 141 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:21,143 就会与达尔文的观点相左 142 00:04:19,841 --> 00:04:22,433 wouldn't make sense from a Darwinian standpoint. 143 00:04:21,252 --> 00:04:24,221 - 印象深刻 - 太对了 144 00:04:22,543 --> 00:04:25,510 - I'm impressed. - Absolutely right. 145 00:04:24,322 --> 00:04:27,416 - 我们得到什么结论呢? - 进化对女人有利? 146 00:04:25,611 --> 00:04:28,703 - What does that tell us? - Evolution is looking out for us girls? 147 00:04:27,525 --> 00:04:29,288 - 正确 - 对女人而言... 148 00:04:28,813 --> 00:04:30,575 - Exactly. - That for women... 149 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:33,159 性交和性体验(?intercourse and sexual fulfillment) 从来都是两回事 150 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,444 intercourse and sexual fulfillment were never intended to intersect. 151 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,826 新的技术使它实现 152 00:04:35,949 --> 00:04:38,108 New technology just makes it official. 153 00:04:36,934 --> 00:04:41,803 未来的女性将进化阴蒂-- "clitori, clitorati"-- 154 00:04:38,217 --> 00:04:43,083 Future generations ofwomen will evolve clitorises-- "clitori, clitorati"-- 155 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,168 "Clitorissimo." 156 00:04:43,187 --> 00:04:44,448 "Clitorissimo." 157 00:04:47,044 --> 00:04:50,605 使它更大、更长、更敏感 158 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:51,881 that are larger, longer, even more sensitive. 159 00:04:50,715 --> 00:04:53,809 女人的能力，包括她自慰的欲望... 160 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:55,084 And a woman's ability, as well as her desire to self-stimulate... 161 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,818 将会呈指数增长... 162 00:04:55,193 --> 00:04:57,092 will increase exponentially... 163 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,320 因为性交已与生殖无关 164 00:04:57,194 --> 00:04:59,592 as intercourse is robbed of its procreative utility. 165 00:04:59,624 --> 00:05:01,421 - 我是又困惑又吃惊 - 你该当如此 166 00:05:00,896 --> 00:05:02,692 - I'm confused and frightened. - You should be. 167 00:05:01,526 --> 00:05:05,326 物种不是静止的 我们一直处在变化中 168 00:05:02,798 --> 00:05:06,596 The species is not static. We're in a constant state of flux. 169 00:05:05,429 --> 00:05:08,421 两性的存在只有一个原因: 170 00:05:06,699 --> 00:05:09,689 Two genders has been the default setting for one reason only: 171 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,797 到目前为止，它是繁殖后代的唯一方法 172 00:05:09,801 --> 00:05:12,063 So far it's been the only way to propagate the race. 173 00:05:10,902 --> 00:05:12,802 有没有只有单性的物种呢... 174 00:05:12,169 --> 00:05:14,068 Is there any species that just has one gender... 175 00:05:12,904 --> 00:05:15,429 它没有雌雄之分? 176 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:16,693 that doesn't have male/female? 177 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:16,939 海星是一个例子 178 00:05:16,805 --> 00:05:18,203 Starfish, for one. 179 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:20,169 下次看到海星时 我会让他操他自己 180 00:05:18,305 --> 00:05:21,431 Next time I see a starfish, I'm gonna tell him to go fuck himself. 181 00:05:21,879 --> 00:05:23,210 好了，你喜欢的 182 00:05:23,141 --> 00:05:24,471 Come on. You love it. 183 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:26,211 不，我们不喜欢 184 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,471 No, we don't. 185 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,483 我们说明了什么呢? 186 00:05:28,877 --> 00:05:30,741 So where are we headed? 187 00:05:29,587 --> 00:05:31,714 平等? 平等, 它是什么? 188 00:05:30,845 --> 00:05:32,970 Equality? Equality, what is that? 189 00:05:33,457 --> 00:05:34,788 它是自然法则吗? 190 00:05:34,713 --> 00:05:36,043 Is that a principle of nature? 191 00:05:34,892 --> 00:05:37,656 我们坐在一起看地铁示意图 192 00:05:36,148 --> 00:05:38,910 We all sit around reading subway maps together. 193 00:05:37,762 --> 00:05:39,889 不，当然不 物竞天择 194 00:05:39,016 --> 00:05:41,141 No. Of course not. Natural selection. 195 00:05:39,997 --> 00:05:42,522 这才是自然法则 196 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,773 Now that is a principle of nature. 197 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:45,193 选择. 有些需要丢弃，有些要失败... 198 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,443 Selection. Something has to lose. Something has to be defeated... 199 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,567 为了另外的一些被选择 200 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,816 in order for something else to be selected. 201 00:05:47,672 --> 00:05:49,640 那, 这是什么含义呢? 202 00:05:48,921 --> 00:05:50,888 So, what does this mean? 203 00:05:52,777 --> 00:05:55,371 我们的后半生必须听从乔伊斯的命令 204 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:56,616 We have to take orders from Joyce for the rest of lives. 205 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,009 对了，我喜欢 206 00:05:57,559 --> 00:05:59,253 That's right. I like that. 207 00:05:58,115 --> 00:06:00,948 这说明从现在起，10或15代人 208 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,190 It means that 1 0 or 1 5 generations from now... 209 00:06:01,052 --> 00:06:03,077 男人将处于被奴役状态 210 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,319 men will be reduced to servitude. 211 00:06:05,056 --> 00:06:07,183 科技和进化将使得 212 00:06:06,297 --> 00:06:08,422 Technology and evolution will have combined... 213 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:10,021 精子被排斥在生殖之外 214 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:11,259 to exclude sperm from procreation... 215 00:06:10,127 --> 00:06:14,029 我们最终的命运将是搬重物 216 00:06:11,366 --> 00:06:15,266 and our final destiny will be to lift couches... 217 00:06:14,131 --> 00:06:17,464 等待心灵感应战胜地球引力的那一天 218 00:06:15,368 --> 00:06:18,699 and wait for that day when telepathy overcomes gravity... 219 00:06:17,568 --> 00:06:22,369 男人最后的用处也永远失去 220 00:06:18,803 --> 00:06:23,601 and our gender's last remaining utility is lost forever. 221 00:06:22,473 --> 00:06:23,770 永远 222 00:06:23,706 --> 00:06:25,002 Forever. 223 00:06:24,475 --> 00:06:26,170 噢, 上帝, 罗杰 224 00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:27,401 Oh, my God, Roger. 225 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,616 - 什么? 我完了 - 那我的报告结束 226 00:06:30,409 --> 00:06:33,843 - What? I'm done. - Then I rest my case. 227 00:06:37,321 --> 00:06:38,788 谢谢 228 00:06:38,547 --> 00:06:40,013 Thank you. 229 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:42,252 我爱你们 230 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,475 Love you people. 231 00:06:50,134 --> 00:06:51,601 好了, 就停这里 232 00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:52,819 Yeah, this is good. 233 00:07:46,490 --> 00:07:49,288 - 天哪(耶稣基督)! - 不，是我 234 00:07:47,682 --> 00:07:50,478 -Jesus! - No, just me. 235 00:07:50,962 --> 00:07:52,827 你怎么进来的? 236 00:07:52,152 --> 00:07:54,016 How did you get in here? 237 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:58,500 - 你从哪里拿到的? - 用你的复制的 238 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:59,686 - Where did you get those? - Copied them from yours. 239 00:07:58,602 --> 00:08:02,402 - 何时? - 上星期你派我去买百吉饼 240 00:07:59,788 --> 00:08:03,586 - When? - Last week when you sent me for bagels. 241 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,103 给我吧 242 00:08:06,058 --> 00:08:07,285 Give them to me. 243 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:08,678 不停地打扰我你不烦吗? 244 00:08:07,393 --> 00:08:09,859 Aren't you tired of constantly having to buzz me in here? 245 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:12,374 你脑子怎么了？ 一周一次怎么变成了“不停地”? 246 00:08:09,961 --> 00:08:13,554 See how your brain works? How does once a week turn into "constantly"? 247 00:08:12,483 --> 00:08:16,544 事实上，上星期是两次 包括星期五... 248 00:08:13,663 --> 00:08:17,722 Actually, last week was two times, including, I believe, Friday... 249 00:08:16,654 --> 00:08:21,023 你把我从沉沉的甜美的梦中叫醒 还要求使用我的身体 250 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:22,198 when you woke me out of a dead, pleasant sleep and demanded the use of my body. 251 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,286 - 你可以说不 - 什么? 开我的玩笑? 252 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,460 - You could have said no. - What? Are you kidding me? 253 00:08:23,394 --> 00:08:25,055 那是行动指令 254 00:08:24,569 --> 00:08:26,229 That was a call to action. 255 00:08:25,162 --> 00:08:27,357 我在30秒内穿好衣服 就象是自愿救火员 256 00:08:26,336 --> 00:08:28,529 I dressed in 30 seconds like a volunteer fireman. 257 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,432 我发疯似地-- 258 00:08:28,532 --> 00:08:31,990 你应该停下来听我说 我有事要告诉你 259 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:29,604 I was insane-- 260 00:08:29,704 --> 00:08:33,160 You should stop talking and listen to me. I got something to say to you. 261 00:08:32,103 --> 00:08:33,468 是吗? 262 00:08:33,273 --> 00:08:34,637 Oh, yeah? 263 00:08:33,571 --> 00:08:36,802 - 是关于我的股票, 乔伊斯 - 我知道 264 00:08:34,741 --> 00:08:37,970 - Words are my stock-in-trade,Joyce. - I know. 265 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,637 你不能关上水闸 266 00:08:38,075 --> 00:08:40,803 You can't just stop up the floodgate. 267 00:08:39,744 --> 00:08:41,712 - 放下 - 什么? 268 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,878 - Put that down. - What? 269 00:08:43,214 --> 00:08:44,909 - 我们该停止了 - 停止什么? 270 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:46,073 - We need to stop this. - Stop what? 271 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:47,712 上帝, 我喜欢在盥洗室看着你 272 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:48,874 God, I love watching you in the bathroom. 273 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:52,255 你就象赛后的运动员 卸下盛装 274 00:08:48,981 --> 00:08:53,415 You're like an athlete after the game, scraping off the war paint. 275 00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:54,688 我是说, 我们停止见面 276 00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:55,847 I meant, we need to stop seeing each other. 277 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:56,419 真的? 278 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,578 Oh, really? 279 00:08:58,262 --> 00:09:00,162 整个事情是错的 280 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:01,319 This whole thing was a bad idea. 281 00:09:00,264 --> 00:09:03,392 通常，我有很好的判断力 这次，却跑到窗外去了 282 00:09:01,421 --> 00:09:04,547 Generally, I have good judgment, but this time, right out the window. 283 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,902 这件事没有错 没人知道我们 284 00:09:04,656 --> 00:09:08,055 This whole thing is a great idea. Nobody knows about us. 285 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,199 我们一起出去, 我坐在那里... 286 00:09:08,158 --> 00:09:10,351 We all go out, I sit there and... 287 00:09:09,306 --> 00:09:11,035 你知道, 几个小时后... 288 00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:12,187 you know, a few hours later... 289 00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:13,110 我就是旅行推销员... 290 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:14,261 I know I'm going to be the traveling salesman... 291 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:15,542 你就是寂寞的家庭主妇 292 00:09:14,361 --> 00:09:16,691 and you're going to be the lonely housewife. 293 00:09:15,646 --> 00:09:20,481 我需要你在此事上成熟一点 不惹事 294 00:09:16,795 --> 00:09:21,627 I need you to be an adult about this. No scenes. 295 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:23,815 乔伊斯, 我是你的男仆 是有教养的 296 00:09:21,731 --> 00:09:24,960 Joyce, I am your boy. I'm your thoroughbred. 297 00:09:23,921 --> 00:09:26,549 成熟些，明白吗? 298 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:27,693 Adult. Understand? 299 00:09:28,225 --> 00:09:31,353 忘了那钥匙，好吗? 把钥匙保存在-- 300 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:32,494 Forget about the keys, okay? Just keep the keys with-- 301 00:09:40,171 --> 00:09:44,904 今晚是我们的最后一晚 让它成为美好的一晚 302 00:09:41,309 --> 00:09:46,039 Tonight is our last night, so let's make it a good one. 303 00:09:49,013 --> 00:09:50,640 “告别”性从来不会美好 304 00:09:50,146 --> 00:09:51,772 Good-bye sex is never good. 305 00:09:50,748 --> 00:09:52,716 下星期，我们来个“重聚”性-- 306 00:09:51,881 --> 00:09:53,848 Next week, we'll have "get back together" sex-- 307 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:03,283 - 今晚我可以留下吗? - 罗杰, 不 308 00:10:01,886 --> 00:10:04,409 - Can I stay the night? - Roger, no. 309 00:11:30,915 --> 00:11:32,212 好的 310 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,296 Right. 311 00:11:44,929 --> 00:11:48,558 嗨，来杯科兹莫，谢谢 312 00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:49,634 Hi. Can I have a Cosmo and a Maker's Mark on the rocks? Thanks. 313 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,158 - 我们谈谈吧 - 对不起，我和别人在一起 314 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:53,232 - Let's have a talk. - I'm sorry. I'm with some people. 315 00:11:52,269 --> 00:11:53,429 让我猜猜 316 00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:54,502 Let me guess. 317 00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:57,636 你是他们中的新人 318 00:11:56,912 --> 00:11:58,708 You're relatively new at the company. 319 00:11:57,741 --> 00:12:01,677 或许你从别处来到纽约 一个友好的地方 320 00:11:58,813 --> 00:12:02,747 Maybe you moved to New York from somewhere else. Somewhere friendly. 321 00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:06,343 起初你以独处为荣 322 00:12:05,217 --> 00:12:07,410 First you took pride in being alone. 323 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:09,248 想在这大城市中为自己留个好名声 324 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:10,313 Wanna make a name foryourself in the big city. 325 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:12,982 过了一段, 你开始想 若能结识某人将会不错 326 00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:14,046 After a while, you started thinking how it might be nice to meet somebody. 327 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:16,719 冬天即将来临 有时会寂寞 328 00:12:14,154 --> 00:12:17,781 Winter's not far off, and it gets lonely sometimes. 329 00:12:17,962 --> 00:12:20,362 还有呢? 330 00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:21,422 Okay. And? 331 00:12:21,165 --> 00:12:24,191 所以你开始迷恋你的主管... 332 00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:25,249 And so you develop a crush on your supervisor... 333 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,570 尽管办公室里的女人告诉你... 334 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,626 even though the other women in the office tell you... 335 00:12:28,672 --> 00:12:30,697 " 注意，他是个添麻烦的人 " 336 00:12:29,729 --> 00:12:31,753 " Keep clear. He's bad news." 337 00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:33,072 - 为什么他是添麻烦的人? - 因为他是做戏的 338 00:12:31,864 --> 00:12:34,126 - Why is he bad news? - Because he's a player. 339 00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:36,436 他是个收藏战利品的家伙 340 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:37,488 He's a guy who collects trophies. 341 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,175 每个在那里工作的女人 最后都会和他上床 342 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,226 Every woman who takes a job there ends up in bed with him. 343 00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:42,551 如果你屈服于诱惑... 344 00:12:41,702 --> 00:12:43,601 And ifyou give in to temptation... 345 00:12:42,653 --> 00:12:46,089 你就会成为水工口里肮脏的笑话 346 00:12:43,703 --> 00:12:47,137 you'll end up the punch line to a sordid joke by the water cooler. 347 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,657 我说的对吗? 348 00:12:47,238 --> 00:12:48,704 Am I hot or cold? 349 00:12:50,494 --> 00:12:53,429 - 是个好故事 - 是老一套 350 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:54,473 - It's a good story. - It's a cliche. 351 00:12:53,530 --> 00:12:55,498 你不归纳世事的时候做些什么? 352 00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:56,542 So what do you do when you're not reducing the world? 353 00:12:55,599 --> 00:12:58,261 做归纳，归纳出精华所在有什么错? 354 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,303 What's wrong with reduction, boiling things down to their essence? 355 00:12:58,369 --> 00:13:02,271 见证事情的进展有什么错? 356 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:03,312 What's wrong with... seeing what's really going on? 357 00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:05,433 那到底发生了什么事? 有什么大发现? 358 00:13:03,414 --> 00:13:06,472 And what's really going on? What's the big revelation? 359 00:13:06,377 --> 00:13:08,140 我为什么要告诉你? 360 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,178 Why should I tell you? 361 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,543 告诉你也不会改变什么 362 00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:11,579 Telling you isn't going to change anything. 363 00:13:10,648 --> 00:13:15,085 比如说, 我可以告诉你 你自以为是的个性 364 00:13:11,685 --> 00:13:16,119 For instance, I could tell you that what you think of as your personality... 365 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,949 只不过是名利场中的东西 366 00:13:16,219 --> 00:13:18,981 is nothing but a collection of Vanity Fairarticles. 367 00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:22,492 我可以告诉你 你今晚选择的性伙伴 368 00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:23,522 I could tell you your choice of sexual partners this evening... 369 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,460 是几个月前由几个 Young & Rubicam公司的业务员定的 370 00:13:23,624 --> 00:13:26,489 was decided months ago by some account executive at Young & Rubicam. 371 00:13:25,562 --> 00:13:28,759 我可以告诉你 可用几个星期分析一下你父亲... 372 00:13:26,591 --> 00:13:29,786 I could tell you that given a week to study your father... 373 00:13:28,866 --> 00:13:30,993 和他忽略你的方式... 374 00:13:29,894 --> 00:13:32,019 and the ways in which he ignores you... 375 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:34,434 我可以下结论 你将无力抵抗，非常无助 376 00:13:32,128 --> 00:13:35,459 I could come up with a schtick you'd be helpless to resist. Helpless. 377 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:42,010 我可以告诉你所有这些 但你会怎样处理这些信息呢? 378 00:13:40,132 --> 00:13:43,031 I could tell you all that, but what would you do with the information? 379 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,580 有女人喜欢听这些东西吗? 380 00:13:43,134 --> 00:13:45,600 Are there women who fall for this stuff? 381 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,543 我在讲我看到的事实 382 00:13:46,936 --> 00:13:48,562 I'm telling the truth as I see it. 383 00:13:47,651 --> 00:13:50,415 你将和老板上床 那关我什么事 384 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:51,432 You wanna go fuckyour boss? What business is it of mine. 385 00:13:54,725 --> 00:13:58,092 他不是父亲 他只是个穿西服的家伙 386 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:59,105 He's not Daddy. He's just a guy in a suit. 387 00:14:02,866 --> 00:14:06,734 你无力抗拒地要实现那个悲惨的 388 00:14:03,878 --> 00:14:07,744 You feel compelled to contribute to the pathetic... 389 00:14:06,837 --> 00:14:09,772 令人伤心的预言 一定要-- 390 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,780 heartbreaking predictability of it all, by all means-- 391 00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:32,161 - 嗨 - 嗨 392 00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:33,158 - Hi. - Hi. 393 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:40,568 - 你在等人? - 是的，我未婚夫 394 00:14:37,695 --> 00:14:41,561 - You waiting for someone? - Yeah, my fiance. 395 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:44,072 - 祝贺你 - 谢谢 396 00:14:41,664 --> 00:14:45,063 - Hey, congratulations. - Thanks. 397 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,611 祝贺你 398 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,599 All right. Congratulations. 399 00:14:54,385 --> 00:14:55,875 他是个好人吗, 你的未婚夫? 400 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,861 Is he a kind man, your fiance? 401 00:14:55,986 --> 00:14:57,954 他尊重你吗? 402 00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:58,939 Does he treat you with respect? 403 00:14:59,089 --> 00:15:01,819 这不关你的事 但，是的，他尊重我 404 00:15:00,074 --> 00:15:02,802 Not that it's any ofyour business, but, yes, he does. 405 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,926 - 那必会使你紧张 - 为什么那会让我紧张? 406 00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:07,907 - That must make you nervous. - Why would that make me nervous? 407 00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:09,498 别装了 408 00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:10,477 Oh, come on. 409 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,467 看看时间，我们一起做做算术 410 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:13,445 Look at the time. Let's do the math together. 411 00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,264 你在说什么? 412 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,241 What are you talking about? 413 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:17,568 让我猜猜, 缺少自尊... 414 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,543 Let me guess, low self-esteem... 415 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:22,771 更年前期... 忧虑使你追求一些-- 416 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:23,744 and premenopausal... concern led you to pursue a series of-- 417 00:15:24,681 --> 00:15:26,046 无法选择的关系? 418 00:15:25,653 --> 00:15:27,017 semiabusive relationships? 419 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:30,587 但经过自我治疗使你相信 420 00:15:27,122 --> 00:15:31,556 But a recent dose of therapy has convinced you... 421 00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:32,848 内在美才是主要的 422 00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:33,815 that inner-beauty is what really matters, and... 423 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:39,924 你能配得上那个尊重你的完美的家伙 424 00:15:35,692 --> 00:15:40,888 you really deserve that perfect partner who treats you with such respect. 425 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,964 要我叫招待员吗? 426 00:15:40,995 --> 00:15:42,928 Do you want me to call the bartender? 427 00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:43,999 除非你是个傻子-- 但我不认为你是-- 428 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,962 Unless you're an idiot-- which I don't thinkyou are-- 429 00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:46,001 除非你是个可怜的、无助的吸毒者... 430 00:15:45,064 --> 00:15:46,963 unless you're some kind of pathetic, self-help junkie... 431 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:48,697 你和我都知道 那家伙将在某天清晨 432 00:15:47,065 --> 00:15:49,657 you and I know your guy's gonna wake up one morning, and-- 433 00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:52,339 他会四处看看 看看你有多老 434 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:53,297 he's gonna look around, figure out how old you are... 435 00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:55,606 看看你到底什么样 那天他将出去 436 00:15:53,402 --> 00:15:56,563 and what you're really like, and that's the day he's gonna go out... 437 00:15:55,712 --> 00:15:57,680 买包烟，再也不回来 438 00:15:56,669 --> 00:15:58,636 for a pack of smokes and never come back. 439 00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,280 到那时-- 你怎么办? 440 00:15:59,405 --> 00:16:01,235 By that time-- How you doing? 441 00:16:01,552 --> 00:16:04,521 若她看不出要发生的事 我会为她流泪的 442 00:16:02,507 --> 00:16:05,474 If she doesn't see what's coming, I fucking weep for her. 443 00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:20,165 - 能帮你什么吗，先生? - 不用，谢谢，我没事 444 00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:21,110 - Can I help you, sir? - Hey. No, thanks. I'm good. 445 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,033 我是说, "你有什么事?" 446 00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:22,978 I said, "Can I help you, sir? 447 00:16:23,907 --> 00:16:27,775 - 另一个家伙呢? 是-- - 他回家睡觉了 448 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:28,717 - Where's that other guy? The-- - He's home sleeping. 449 00:16:27,878 --> 00:16:31,644 那好，我有重要事情 要马上见梅纳德·乔伊斯，所以-- 450 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:32,584 Okay. Well, it's very important that I see Joyce Maynard right away, so-- 451 00:16:31,748 --> 00:16:34,376 我明白，为何不留个便条呢? 452 00:16:32,688 --> 00:16:35,314 Okay. I understand. Why don't I just leave her a note? 453 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,649 我要见她 这很重要 454 00:16:37,858 --> 00:16:39,586 It's important that I see her in person. 455 00:16:38,755 --> 00:16:41,349 那不行，我可以... 456 00:16:39,692 --> 00:16:42,284 That's not gonna work, so why don't I... 457 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,824 给你叫辆车 你回家睡觉 458 00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:44,757 call you a cab and you go home and sleep it off? 459 00:16:43,927 --> 00:16:46,020 你为什么不回家? 460 00:16:44,861 --> 00:16:46,952 Why don't you go fucking home? 461 00:16:46,129 --> 00:16:48,723 你知道什么? 我们有点分歧 462 00:16:47,062 --> 00:16:49,654 Okay. You know what? We don't understand each other. 463 00:16:48,832 --> 00:16:52,734 我是她男友. 我是她男友, 明白? 你是谁? 你是谁? 464 00:16:49,764 --> 00:16:53,664 I'm her boy. I'm her boy, okay? Who are you? Who are you? 465 00:16:52,836 --> 00:16:57,239 我是你若不走就要叫警察的人! 466 00:16:53,766 --> 00:16:58,166 I am the man who's gonna call the police ifyou don't get out of my lobby! 467 00:17:47,491 --> 00:17:50,790 罗杰, 我是苏珊 今天是星期四，我要你打-- 468 00:17:48,395 --> 00:17:51,692 Roger, it's Susan. It's Thursday, and I wantyou to call-- 469 00:18:29,132 --> 00:18:31,259 - 罗杰, 听二线 - 是谁? 470 00:18:30,016 --> 00:18:32,141 - Roger, pick up line two. - Who is it? 471 00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:34,337 - 是关于新的活动 - 什么新活动? 是谁 472 00:18:32,251 --> 00:18:35,218 -It's regarding the new campaign. -Which new campai gn? Get a name, please. 473 00:18:36,773 --> 00:18:39,970 - 是苏珊 - 告诉她我不在 474 00:18:37,653 --> 00:18:40,848 - It's Susan. - T ell her I'm out. 475 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,910 - 她说这很重要-- - 告诉她我不在 476 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:43,786 - She says it's important-- - T ell her I'm out. 477 00:18:49,653 --> 00:18:53,282 这个 有点 傲慢 就象, "是什么?" 478 00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:54,154 Yeah. This is, like, surly. That's like, "What is that? 479 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:55,187 - 这个是, 象-- - 你喜欢傲慢? 480 00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,058 - And this is, like-- - You want surly? 481 00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:57,453 - 这个象90年代的偶像 - 象我 482 00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:58,322 -This is like '90s, adorable normal guy. -I am that. 483 00:18:57,561 --> 00:18:59,461 - 那是你的问题 - 是你的恶梦 484 00:18:58,431 --> 00:19:00,330 - That's your problem. - That's your nightmare. 485 00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:02,623 嗨, 罗杰 你今晚去乔伊斯那里吗? 486 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,490 Hey, Roget. You going to Joyce's tonight? 487 00:19:04,201 --> 00:19:05,828 什么? 488 00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:06,694 What? 489 00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:09,630 - 你没收到邮件? - 什么邮件? 490 00:19:07,436 --> 00:19:10,494 - Didn't you get the E-mail? - What E-mail? 491 00:19:12,409 --> 00:19:14,001 是关于晚会的? 492 00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:14,863 About the party? 493 00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:16,478 你去吗? 494 00:19:15,907 --> 00:19:17,339 You going? 495 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:19,208 乔伊斯开晚会 我不问什么，我只是去 496 00:19:17,441 --> 00:19:20,067 Joyce throws a party, I don't ask questions. I just show up. 497 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,083 她在开电话会议 498 00:19:30,414 --> 00:19:31,937 She's on a conference call. 499 00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:33,788 泰德, 有人在我办公室 500 00:19:32,048 --> 00:19:34,640 Ted, there's someone in my office. 501 00:19:33,897 --> 00:19:36,058 - 再见, 泰德 - 没事的, 堂娜, 你可以-- 502 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,909 - Bye, Ted. - It's okay, Donna, you can-- 503 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:39,067 - 再见，堂娜 - 我5分钟后打给你 504 00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:39,916 - Bye, Donna. - I'll call you back in five minutes. 505 00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:42,935 "5分钟"? 这是5分钟的问题吗? 506 00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:43,783 "Five minutes"? This is a five-minute situation? 507 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,701 坐下 508 00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:45,548 Sit down. 509 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,867 我不想坐下 我想站着 510 00:19:45,655 --> 00:19:47,713 I don't wish to sit down. I wish to stand. 511 00:19:47,878 --> 00:19:49,846 你昨晚是不是想闯进我的大楼? 512 00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:50,691 Did you try to get into my building last night? 513 00:19:52,182 --> 00:19:54,776 今晚为何不邀请我? 除了我大家都去 514 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,618 Why am I not invited tonight? Everyone will be there except me. 515 00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:56,876 那象什么话? 516 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,717 What is that going to look like? 517 00:19:59,189 --> 00:20:02,090 - 我们要重新划分界线 - 不要 518 00:20:00,029 --> 00:20:02,928 - Let's reestablish some boundaries. - Let's not. 519 00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:07,053 我是你的老板，你为我工作 520 00:20:04,865 --> 00:20:07,889 I'm your boss. You work for me. 521 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,359 你写得一手好文章 522 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:10,194 You write very good copy. 523 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:16,101 但我有一大帮象你这样的人 524 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:16,933 But I have a hundred resumes on my files for guys just like you. 525 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:18,902 但他们做我做的那事吗? 526 00:20:17,038 --> 00:20:19,732 But do those guys do that thing that I do? 527 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,772 你喜欢的那事? 528 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,602 The thing that you like? 529 00:20:21,645 --> 00:20:26,480 我已给你解释过 我不想在公共场合见你 530 00:20:22,475 --> 00:20:27,307 I have explained to you that I do not wish to see you socially any longer. 531 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:36,726 想办法想通这个问题 532 00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:37,548 Find a way to deal with it. 533 00:20:47,938 --> 00:20:50,065 那是什么意思? 534 00:20:48,755 --> 00:20:50,880 What's that supposed to do? 535 00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:23,332 尼克? 536 00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:24,132 Nick? 537 00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:27,440 罗杰叔叔 过得好吗? 538 00:21:26,408 --> 00:21:28,238 Uncle Roger. How's it going? 539 00:21:29,146 --> 00:21:30,943 你在这里干什么? 540 00:21:29,943 --> 00:21:31,739 What are you doing here? 541 00:21:31,882 --> 00:21:34,612 什么? 噢 我想看看你工作的地方 542 00:21:32,678 --> 00:21:35,406 What? Oh. I wanted to see where you work. 543 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,483 - 好的 不 你在这里干什么? - 什么? 544 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:40,275 - Yes. No. What are you doing here? - What? 545 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,319 - 你是说纽约? - 是的 546 00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:43,109 - You mean here in New York here? - Yes. 547 00:21:42,425 --> 00:21:45,952 我来哥伦比亚大学面试 所以妈妈说该来看看你 548 00:21:43,216 --> 00:21:46,741 I had an interview at Columbia, so Mom said I should lookyou up. 549 00:21:46,062 --> 00:21:48,997 - 坐吧 - 好的 550 00:21:46,851 --> 00:21:49,784 - Sit down. - Okay. 551 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,999 那些电话就是为这事了 552 00:21:49,887 --> 00:21:51,786 That's what all the phone calls were about. 553 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,467 - 电话? - 是，你妈妈给我打过电话 554 00:21:51,888 --> 00:21:54,252 - The phone calls? - Yeah. Your mom's been calling me. 555 00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:57,199 - 你和她谈了? - 是电话留言 556 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:57,982 - Did you speak to her? - We're playing phone tag. 557 00:21:57,307 --> 00:21:59,537 她说你可以看你在这里的工作 558 00:21:58,091 --> 00:22:00,319 She said you could show me what you do here. 559 00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,611 是吗? 560 00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:02,393 She did? 561 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:04,874 其实没有什么可看的, 尼克 562 00:22:02,493 --> 00:22:05,654 Well, there's not a whole lot to show you, Nick. 563 00:22:04,981 --> 00:22:08,212 真的? 象是，你整天干什么? 564 00:22:05,761 --> 00:22:08,990 Really? Like, what do you do all day? 565 00:22:08,318 --> 00:22:10,286 我整天干什么? 566 00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:11,063 What do I do all day? 567 00:22:11,254 --> 00:22:13,984 我坐在这里 想办法让人们觉得不好受 568 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,759 I sit here and think ofways to make people feel bad. 569 00:22:15,592 --> 00:22:18,322 - 我以为你写商业文章 - 是的... 570 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:19,095 - I thought you wrote for commercials. - I do... 571 00:22:18,428 --> 00:22:21,397 但若你不让人们觉得难受 就卖不了产品 572 00:22:19,202 --> 00:22:22,169 but you can't sell a product without first making people feel bad. 573 00:22:22,199 --> 00:22:23,496 为什么? 574 00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:24,267 Why not? 575 00:22:26,236 --> 00:22:28,204 这是个替换游戏 576 00:22:27,006 --> 00:22:28,973 Because it's a substitution game. 577 00:22:29,339 --> 00:22:31,899 你要提醒他们生活中缺少了什么 578 00:22:30,107 --> 00:22:32,665 You have to remind them that they're missing something from their lives. 579 00:22:32,008 --> 00:22:33,839 每个人都会有缺憾，是不是? 580 00:22:32,775 --> 00:22:34,605 Everyone's missing something, right? 581 00:22:33,944 --> 00:22:35,878 - 我想是的 - 相信我 582 00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:36,643 - Well, yeah. I guess. - Trust me. 583 00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:38,573 当他们的这种感觉很强烈时 584 00:22:36,744 --> 00:22:39,336 And when they're feeling sufficiently incomplete... 585 00:22:38,682 --> 00:22:41,776 你说服他们 你的产品是唯一能补足这缺憾的 586 00:22:39,446 --> 00:22:42,538 you convince them that your product is the only thing that can fill the void. 587 00:22:41,885 --> 00:22:44,115 为此，不是采取行动处理他们的生活... 588 00:22:42,647 --> 00:22:44,875 So, instead of taking steps to deal with their lives... 589 00:22:44,221 --> 00:22:47,952 不是努力工作来消除他们的不幸的根源... 590 00:22:44,982 --> 00:22:48,711 instead ofworking to root out the real reason for their misery... 591 00:22:48,058 --> 00:22:50,959 而是跑去买一堆难看的裤子 592 00:22:48,817 --> 00:22:51,716 they run out and buy a stupid-looking pair of cargo pants. 593 00:22:59,436 --> 00:23:03,202 - 那么... 有意思吗? - 可以的 594 00:23:00,190 --> 00:23:03,954 - So... is it fun? - It can be. 595 00:23:03,306 --> 00:23:06,104 你看，我的一天就是这样 596 00:23:04,058 --> 00:23:06,854 Look, I actually was about to call it a day. 597 00:23:06,209 --> 00:23:08,177 酷 我们去吃点东西吧 598 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,927 That's cool. We can go get something to eat. 599 00:23:10,881 --> 00:23:14,408 - 好的. 我们离开这里 - 很好 600 00:23:11,629 --> 00:23:15,154 - Fine. Let's get out of here. - Great. 601 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,909 你吓了我一，我以为你在梦游 602 00:23:39,777 --> 00:23:42,642 You gave me a scare. I thought you were having a narcoleptic episode. 603 00:23:42,012 --> 00:23:45,573 - 什么? 什么时候? - 在办公室? 604 00:23:42,745 --> 00:23:46,304 - What? When? - Back at the office, you know? 605 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:49,575 那是站立冥想 那使我平静，谢谢 606 00:23:47,781 --> 00:23:50,304 That's standing meditation. It calms me down. Thanks. 607 00:23:49,686 --> 00:23:52,086 为何你要平静? 你才十几岁，谢谢 608 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:52,814 Why should you calm down? You're a teenager. Thankyou. 609 00:23:52,188 --> 00:23:54,156 当有压力的时候，我的脑子就会晕 610 00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:54,884 My brain gets all sloppy when I'm stressed... 611 00:23:54,257 --> 00:23:56,919 深思冥想会让我转移注意力 忘掉烦恼 612 00:23:54,985 --> 00:23:57,645 so the meditation helps me focus and block out the bad stuff. 613 00:23:57,027 --> 00:23:59,791 - 烦恼? - 象恐惧和疼痛 614 00:23:57,753 --> 00:24:00,515 - Bad stuff? - Like fear and pain, you know? 615 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:03,627 是幻象，它呈现为阴郁三角形 这就是我 616 00:24:00,621 --> 00:24:04,350 It's a visualization. I picture a blue triangle, and that's me. 617 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:07,328 我把三角外的其它东西放到红区 还管用 618 00:24:04,456 --> 00:24:08,049 I put all the other stuff outside the triangle in a red field. It works. 619 00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,536 你父母怎样? 620 00:24:10,459 --> 00:24:12,255 So, how's your folks? 621 00:24:16,579 --> 00:24:19,639 - 他们离婚了 - 什么? 622 00:24:17,296 --> 00:24:20,354 - They got divorced. - What? 623 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,774 是的，我爸爸搬走了 624 00:24:20,464 --> 00:24:22,488 Yeah. My dad moved out. 625 00:24:21,885 --> 00:24:24,285 - 开玩笑吧。什么时候发生的? - 不久 626 00:24:22,599 --> 00:24:24,997 - You're kidding. When did this happen? - A while ago. 627 00:24:24,387 --> 00:24:26,753 奶奶的葬礼后我就没见过你 628 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,464 I haven't seen you since Grandma's funeral. 629 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,989 - 上帝, 尼克. 我很难过 - 没什么了不起的 630 00:24:33,571 --> 00:24:35,696 - Jesus, Nick. I'm sorry to hear that. - It's no big deal. 631 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:37,589 我还和爸爸联系 他在途中打电话 632 00:24:35,806 --> 00:24:38,295 I still talk to my dad. He calls from the road. 633 00:24:37,701 --> 00:24:39,191 你妈妈怎样? 634 00:24:38,408 --> 00:24:39,897 How's your mom doing? 635 00:24:39,302 --> 00:24:40,667 她很好，你知道的 636 00:24:40,008 --> 00:24:41,372 She's fine. You know. 637 00:24:42,706 --> 00:24:45,004 - 奇怪她没和你一起来 - 或许因葬礼发生的事... 638 00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:45,706 - Surprised she didn't come with you. - Maybe she was afraid to see you... 639 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,973 她不敢见你 640 00:24:45,811 --> 00:24:47,675 after what happened at the funeral. 641 00:24:47,077 --> 00:24:50,137 那全是因为你爷爷太牛* 642 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:50,837 That happened because your grandfather's a king-size prick. 643 00:24:53,348 --> 00:24:54,905 All right? 644 00:25:03,426 --> 00:25:05,189 你何时面试? 645 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,882 So when's your interview? 646 00:25:06,563 --> 00:25:09,088 - 就是今天 - 怎么样? 647 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,779 - It was today. - How'd it go? 648 00:25:09,199 --> 00:25:11,565 我想还行. 是因为妈妈我才面试的 649 00:25:09,891 --> 00:25:12,255 Fine, I guess. I did the interviews 'cause Mom wants me to. 650 00:25:11,668 --> 00:25:14,398 - 你对大学不感兴趣? - 为何要不停地上学呢 651 00:25:12,358 --> 00:25:15,086 - You're not interested in college? - Why keep going to school... 652 00:25:14,504 --> 00:25:17,064 我已经能独立处理事情了 653 00:25:15,193 --> 00:25:17,751 when anything I need to find out about I can look up myself? 654 00:25:17,173 --> 00:25:19,903 爸爸没上大学 在我这个年龄他已经上路了 655 00:25:17,861 --> 00:25:20,589 Dad didn't go to college. By the time he was my age, he was on the road. 656 00:25:20,010 --> 00:25:22,308 - 有什么事吗? - 没事，谢谢 657 00:25:20,696 --> 00:25:22,992 - How is everything here? - First-rate. Thanks. 658 00:25:24,014 --> 00:25:29,179 但是... 上学的好处是可有很多空闲 659 00:25:24,698 --> 00:25:29,860 But... the good thing about college is you get to hang out a lot. 660 00:25:29,285 --> 00:25:31,685 - 对社交有好处 - 是的 661 00:25:29,967 --> 00:25:32,365 - It's good for the social skills. - Yeah. 662 00:25:35,859 --> 00:25:41,058 所以... 妈妈说你很在行, 象个花花公子 663 00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:41,734 So... my mom says you're kind of, you know, like a ladies' man. 664 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,395 - 她那么说的? - 但她说的象是贬意 665 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,069 - She said that? - But she says it like it's a bad thing. 666 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,469 那才象她 667 00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:47,143 That sounds like her. 668 00:25:47,270 --> 00:25:50,671 - 是真的吗? - 你怎么样? 有女朋友了? 669 00:25:47,943 --> 00:25:51,342 - Is it true? - What about you? You have a girlfriend? 670 00:25:52,475 --> 00:25:56,434 没，我是说，还没有 671 00:25:53,146 --> 00:25:57,103 No. I mean, you know, not yet. 672 00:25:57,981 --> 00:26:02,611 我越来越大了 有好多事情我想能-- 673 00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:03,276 Look. I'm getting older, and there's a lot of stuff that I wish I could-- 674 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:10,558 有好多事我还没-- 有些事我应该-- 675 00:26:06,853 --> 00:26:11,219 There's a lot of stuff that I haven't-- There's certain things I need to-- 676 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:12,628 我想你是说你该有所体验 677 00:26:11,322 --> 00:26:13,289 Yeah. I thought you said you could look that stuff up. 678 00:26:12,729 --> 00:26:14,720 不，我是说，不是这个 679 00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:15,380 No. I mean, not this. 680 00:26:14,831 --> 00:26:17,595 你不明白 我需要有个明白人指点 681 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,253 You don't understand. I need someone who knows what to say-- 682 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:20,464 我在跟你开玩笑, 尼克 那就是上大学的原因 683 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,121 I'm kidding you, Nick. That's what college is for. 684 00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:25,564 你找个需辅导学业的足球队员 他帮你找个女友 685 00:26:21,227 --> 00:26:26,218 You find some football player who needs tutoring, and he helps you get girls. 686 00:26:25,675 --> 00:26:28,644 - 你没明白 - 我明白，我也有过16岁 687 00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:29,297 - You don't get it. - I get it. I was 1 6 once, all right? 688 00:26:29,579 --> 00:26:31,945 若上不了大学 你怎么办? 689 00:26:30,232 --> 00:26:32,596 What are you going to do ifyou don't go to college? 690 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:34,414 设计软件 或许做仿真游戏 691 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:35,064 Design software. Maybe work on simulation games. 692 00:26:34,517 --> 00:26:36,985 很好，你是电脑高手 那能赚到钱 693 00:26:35,168 --> 00:26:37,634 That's right. You're the computer whiz. There is money in that. 694 00:26:37,087 --> 00:26:39,055 我给别人建系统已经赚到钱了 695 00:26:37,736 --> 00:26:39,703 I already make money setting up systems for people. 696 00:26:39,155 --> 00:26:41,555 我在为爷爷的研究搞网页 697 00:26:39,803 --> 00:26:42,201 I'm working on a web page for Granddad for his research. 698 00:26:41,658 --> 00:26:44,183 什么，那老家伙? 他真在花钱? 699 00:26:42,305 --> 00:26:44,828 What, the old man? He's actually spending money? 700 00:26:44,294 --> 00:26:45,488 是的，很大笔钱 701 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:46,133 Yeah, good money too. 702 00:26:45,595 --> 00:26:47,961 有意思，因为他对着计算机吼 好象那是个人似的 703 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,604 It's funny, 'cause he yells at his computer like it's a person. 704 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:50,123 他总是说"那狗娘养的吃了我的文件" 705 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:50,766 He's always going, "That bitch ate my file." 706 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:53,760 - 或, "她在装模做样" - 你在那里花了很多时间? 707 00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:54,401 - Or, "She's playing hard to get." - You spend a lot of time there? 708 00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:54,837 现在是这样 709 00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:55,477 Yeah, nowadays. 710 00:26:54,938 --> 00:26:58,135 我放学后去 他来和我们一起吃晚餐 711 00:26:55,579 --> 00:26:58,774 I go over after school, and he comes over and eats dinner with us. 712 00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:02,109 等等，他跟你和苏珊一起吃晚餐? 713 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,746 Wait a minute. He eats dinner with you and Susan? 714 00:27:02,212 --> 00:27:06,114 是的。因为奶奶死了，没有人照顾他 715 00:27:02,849 --> 00:27:06,749 Sure. Since Grandma died, there's no one taking care ofhim. 716 00:27:06,216 --> 00:27:09,117 即使在离婚后，妈妈也每天去做晚饭 717 00:27:06,851 --> 00:27:09,750 Even after they split up, she went over every day to cook dinner. 718 00:27:09,219 --> 00:27:12,848 我是说 每天 她是个疯子 719 00:27:09,853 --> 00:27:13,480 I mean, every single day. She was nuts. 720 00:27:17,527 --> 00:27:19,495 是的，她是个疯子 721 00:27:18,157 --> 00:27:20,124 Yeah, she was nuts. 722 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,798 那么, 尼克 723 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,424 So, Nick. 724 00:27:26,803 --> 00:27:28,930 你需要帮助去接近女士? 725 00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:29,553 You need some help with the ladies? 726 00:27:32,342 --> 00:27:34,572 好的 那我们开始 直接了当 727 00:27:32,965 --> 00:27:35,193 All right. Here we go. Get this straight. 728 00:27:34,644 --> 00:27:38,842 性无处不在，它就在我们周围 729 00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:39,461 Sex is everywhere, okay? It is all around us. 730 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:41,883 它不是远不可及 它不是珠穆朗玛峰 731 00:27:39,568 --> 00:27:42,501 It's not some distant destination. It's not Everest. 732 00:27:41,985 --> 00:27:45,546 它就在这里 你要调节好自己适应它 733 00:27:42,603 --> 00:27:46,162 It is right here. You have to attune yourself to it. 734 00:27:45,655 --> 00:27:47,555 你必须使自己进入状态 735 00:27:46,271 --> 00:27:48,170 You have to bring yourself into alignment. 736 00:27:47,657 --> 00:27:49,557 你必须找到这一领地, 尼克. 好吗? 737 00:27:48,272 --> 00:27:50,171 You have to find the zone, Nick. Okay? 738 00:27:49,659 --> 00:27:53,288 做到这些，我保证 一个崭新的世界将为你打开 739 00:27:50,273 --> 00:27:53,900 Do that, and I promise you a whole world will open up. 740 00:27:54,430 --> 00:27:57,797 看看我，我走路的样子充满了感知(易接受性) 741 00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:58,407 Look at me. I walk around in a state of total receptivity. 742 00:27:57,901 --> 00:28:01,200 - 我就象个避雷针 - 好的，不错。我做什么呢? 743 00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:01,809 - I'm like a fucking lightning rod. - All right. Fine. What do I do? 744 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,498 对入门者，要摆脱困扰和那阴郁三角 745 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,104 For starters, let's get rid of that little meditation. The blue triangle. 746 00:28:05,608 --> 00:28:09,135 我们不排斥什么, 尼古拉斯 我们让他们来 747 00:28:06,215 --> 00:28:09,740 We don't block things out, Nicholas. We let them in. 748 00:28:09,245 --> 00:28:10,610 让什么来? 749 00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:11,214 Let what in? 750 00:28:10,713 --> 00:28:13,045 这城市中有数百万女人 751 00:28:11,317 --> 00:28:13,647 There are millions ofwomen in this city. 752 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:16,380 有数百万. 她们大都不知道 她们的身体 753 00:28:13,752 --> 00:28:16,981 Millions. Most ofthem are blessedly unaware ofthe countless ways... 754 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:19,216 有无数种方法暴露给我们的眼睛 755 00:28:17,088 --> 00:28:19,816 in which their bodies are exposed to our eyes. 756 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:22,018 首先，学会看太阳，知道它的位置 757 00:28:19,922 --> 00:28:22,616 So, first, learn to read the sun, where it sits. 758 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:27,825 你会发现... 逆光和透明的关系 759 00:28:22,724 --> 00:28:28,421 You'll notice... correlation between backlighting and transparency. 760 00:28:27,931 --> 00:28:30,957 她们穿浅色衣服 内衣直接显现出来 761 00:28:28,527 --> 00:28:31,551 They wear light-colored clothing, underwear shows right through. 762 00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:34,002 乳罩带，女裤带 根本不需要伸脖子或斜视 763 00:28:31,662 --> 00:28:34,595 Bra straps, panty lines. No need to stretch or squint. 764 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:38,233 它就在那里，明白? 例如-- 765 00:28:34,696 --> 00:28:38,824 It is there for us, okay? For example-- 766 00:28:45,848 --> 00:28:46,906 什么? 767 00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:47,492 What? 768 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:49,416 你要象建筑工人那样吹走我的掩护? 769 00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:50,001 Are you blowing my cover like some construction worker? 770 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:52,545 - 不. 我刚要-- - 用用脑子 771 00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:53,129 - No. I was just-- - Use your head. 772 00:28:53,456 --> 00:28:57,722 后退. 让她过去 停几秒钟 773 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,303 Step back. Let her pass. Okay? Give it a few seconds. 774 00:28:57,827 --> 00:29:01,194 看着，然后伪装你的动作，注意 775 00:28:58,409 --> 00:29:01,774 Watch this, and then camouflage the move. Pay attention. 776 00:29:05,468 --> 00:29:08,130 看看手表或者呼机 777 00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:08,706 Checking of the watch is good. Or of the pager. 778 00:29:08,238 --> 00:29:10,798 或者看路标 好象你迷了路 779 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,373 Or looking for a street sign like you're lost. 780 00:29:10,907 --> 00:29:13,501 你看到我做了一组动作 不管做什么，不要被发现 781 00:29:11,482 --> 00:29:14,074 You saw me do a combination. Whatever it is, don't get caught. 782 00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:16,238 你认为女人知道发生的事吗? 783 00:29:14,184 --> 00:29:16,810 Do you think women have a clue what goes on up here? 784 00:29:16,346 --> 00:29:19,907 她们想什么 只是股票报价、钻头尺寸 785 00:29:16,919 --> 00:29:20,478 What do they think, it's just stock quotes, drill bit sizes? 786 00:29:20,016 --> 00:29:22,712 她们什么也不知道! 就让它维持这样吧 787 00:29:20,587 --> 00:29:23,281 They don't know shit! Let's keep it that way. 788 00:29:22,819 --> 00:29:26,585 - 好的 - 你的眼睛怎么样? 789 00:29:23,389 --> 00:29:27,153 - All right. - Watch. What about your eyes? 790 00:29:26,689 --> 00:29:29,249 - 什么? 我的眼睛? - 你的眼睛. 你的视力怎样? 791 00:29:27,257 --> 00:29:29,815 - What? My eyes? - Your eyes. How's your vision? 792 00:29:29,359 --> 00:29:31,919 - 很好. 20-20. - 好的. 远处的? 793 00:29:29,926 --> 00:29:32,484 - No, it's good. It's 20-20. - Okay. Peripheral? 794 00:29:32,028 --> 00:29:34,758 - 我不知道. 我想应该不错 - Fine's not gonna cut it. 795 00:29:32,593 --> 00:29:35,321 - I don't know. It's fine, I guess. - Fine's not gonna cut it. 796 00:29:34,864 --> 00:29:38,322 你必须增强肌肉 就象在为奥林匹克锻炼 797 00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:38,884 You gotta workyour muscles like you're training for the fucking Olympics. 798 00:29:38,434 --> 00:29:41,198 上、下、左、右，等等 799 00:29:38,996 --> 00:29:41,758 - Yeah. - Up, down, left, right, et cetera. 800 00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,868 - 看着我的手指 - 好的 801 00:29:44,732 --> 00:29:46,426 - Here. Follow my finger. - Okay. 802 00:29:45,975 --> 00:29:47,602 - 当它消失时告诉我 - 好的 803 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,160 - Tell me when it's gone. - All right. 804 00:29:48,478 --> 00:29:50,844 - 好的. 停 - 就这样? 805 00:29:49,035 --> 00:29:51,399 - Okay. Stop. - That's it? 806 00:29:50,947 --> 00:29:53,074 在你准备好上街之前 807 00:29:51,503 --> 00:29:53,628 You need a hundred, a hundred and ten degrees... 808 00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:55,446 你需要100，110度 809 00:29:53,737 --> 00:29:55,999 before you're ready for the street. 810 00:29:55,551 --> 00:29:57,519 天气好时我能看到后面 811 00:29:56,105 --> 00:29:58,072 I see behind me on a good day. 812 00:29:58,288 --> 00:29:59,778 - 你玩计算机游戏? - 当然 813 00:29:58,841 --> 00:30:00,330 - You play video games? - Sure. 814 00:29:59,889 --> 00:30:01,789 好，那东西可训练眼力 815 00:30:00,441 --> 00:30:02,340 Good. That stuff is training for the eyes. 816 00:30:01,891 --> 00:30:02,858 瞬间记住映像 817 00:30:02,442 --> 00:30:03,408 Registering images in a split second. 818 00:30:02,959 --> 00:30:05,086 那很有价值 噢，在那里 819 00:30:03,509 --> 00:30:05,634 It's invaluable. Oh. Right there. 820 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,754 蓝色运动衫. 蓝色运动衫 中间. 蓝色运动衫. 蓝色运动衫 821 00:30:05,743 --> 00:30:08,301 Blue sweater. Blue sweater. Median. Blue sweater. Blue sweater. 822 00:30:11,668 --> 00:30:14,398 那小姐正在-- 你没看见 823 00:30:12,214 --> 00:30:14,942 That young lady just-- And you missed it. 824 00:30:14,504 --> 00:30:16,529 - 我知道 - 只有几微秒 825 00:30:15,049 --> 00:30:17,073 - I know. - In just a fraction of a second. 826 00:30:16,639 --> 00:30:20,336 就是这样 但经过训练的眼睛一眼就能看到 827 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:20,878 That's all. But a trained eye can get in there for a look. 828 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:23,003 你必须学会预见你的机会 829 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,543 You have to learn to anticipate your opportunities, okay? 830 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,103 下出租车、经过地铁壁炉 831 00:30:23,653 --> 00:30:25,643 Getting out of a cab, wind from a subway grate... 832 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:29,310 就象你久违了那里 弯腰捡起什么 833 00:30:25,754 --> 00:30:29,848 or as you so sadly missed there, bending over to pick something up. 834 00:30:29,419 --> 00:30:32,320 这些情况下需要反应迅速 835 00:30:29,957 --> 00:30:32,856 These are situations which require lightning reflexes. 836 00:30:32,422 --> 00:30:35,755 - 告诉你，我可以做到 - 你现在慢了我一步, 尼克 837 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,289 - I tell you, I can do that. - Your a step slow right now, Nick. 838 00:30:35,858 --> 00:30:39,419 嗨，那不足为奇 我记得那里的样子 839 00:30:36,393 --> 00:30:39,952 Hey, no wonder. I remember what it's like out there. 840 00:30:39,529 --> 00:30:40,996 没有交流，没有新面孔 841 00:30:40,062 --> 00:30:41,528 No interaction. No face time. 842 00:30:41,097 --> 00:30:44,260 看着我。我每天走过大街、地铁、自动提款机队列、 843 00:30:41,629 --> 00:30:44,790 Look at me. Every day I have the street, the subway, the ATM line... 844 00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:46,460 办公室、运动场-- 845 00:30:44,898 --> 00:30:46,989 the office, the gym, the-- 846 00:30:46,569 --> 00:30:48,230 你发现什么? 847 00:30:47,099 --> 00:30:48,759 What have you got? 848 00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,898 俄亥俄州的年轻人坐在车里 849 00:30:48,867 --> 00:30:51,425 Young people sitting in cars in Ohio. 850 00:30:51,007 --> 00:30:52,975 渴望的眼神看着红灯 851 00:30:51,534 --> 00:30:53,501 Wistful glances at the stoplight. 852 00:30:53,076 --> 00:30:54,907 不，我去学校 那里有交流 853 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,432 No, I go to school. That's interaction. 854 00:30:55,011 --> 00:30:56,603 好，我们就分析那里 855 00:30:55,536 --> 00:30:57,127 Okay. Let's work with that. 856 00:30:56,713 --> 00:30:59,079 我记得大学的楼有4层 857 00:30:57,238 --> 00:30:59,602 The high school building is four stories, if memory serves. 858 00:30:59,182 --> 00:31:01,047 - 现在有5层 - 不管它 859 00:30:59,705 --> 00:31:01,569 - It's five stories now. - Whatever. 860 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:04,381 那是多层的，就是说 楼梯很妙 861 00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:04,902 It's multistory, and that means stairs, which is good. 862 00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:07,945 为解决眼睛视角问题，到这来 863 00:31:05,008 --> 00:31:08,464 Free yourself from the tyranny of eye level. Come here. 864 00:31:08,057 --> 00:31:10,082 在这个角度，高可看乳沟 865 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,600 Use the angles. High for cleavage. 866 00:31:11,794 --> 00:31:15,252 - 低可看裙子 - 是的 867 00:31:12,311 --> 00:31:15,767 - Low for the skirts. - All right. 868 00:31:15,365 --> 00:31:18,994 记住，不必为用老手法而害羞 869 00:31:15,881 --> 00:31:19,508 Remember, there's no shame in calling on an old standby, right? 870 00:31:19,102 --> 00:31:21,832 丢下铅笔，系鞋带 只是不要泄露出来 871 00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:22,344 Dropping of the pencil. Tying of the shoe.Just don't telegraph it. 872 00:31:21,938 --> 00:31:24,498 有没有反光的东西? 镜子，窗户? 873 00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:25,009 What about reflective surfaces? Mirrors, windows? 874 00:31:24,607 --> 00:31:26,700 什么，在学校里? 没，那里没有镜子 875 00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:27,209 What, in school? No, there's no mirrors. 876 00:31:26,809 --> 00:31:29,209 那个难看的玻璃奖品容器-- 877 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,717 What about that ugly glass trophy case that-- 878 00:31:29,312 --> 00:31:31,246 - 对，在那里 - 好，利用它，太好了 879 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:31,754 - Yeah, that's there. - Well, use it. It's perfect. 880 00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:34,646 去那里站一会 走，走，停 881 00:31:31,855 --> 00:31:35,152 Go stand over there for a second. Keep going. Keep going. Stop. 882 00:31:36,052 --> 00:31:39,351 若你不能直接看见 就转身用玻璃看 883 00:31:36,558 --> 00:31:39,855 Ifyou can't stare directly, turn your back and use the glass. 884 00:31:39,455 --> 00:31:40,683 嗨，太棒了 885 00:31:39,959 --> 00:31:41,186 Hi, gorgeous. 886 00:31:40,790 --> 00:31:44,226 记住，入射角等于反射角 887 00:31:41,293 --> 00:31:44,727 Remember, angle of incidence equals angle of reflectives. 888 00:31:44,327 --> 00:31:47,888 就是说，若你能看见她们 她们也能看见你，要注意 889 00:31:44,829 --> 00:31:48,388 In other words, ifyou can see them, they can see you. So be alert. 890 00:31:47,997 --> 00:31:50,227 - 这真是复杂 - 这是火箭科学 891 00:31:48,497 --> 00:31:50,725 - This is really complicated. - It's rocket science. 892 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:52,893 - 你很精于求助 - 我有一个问题 893 00:31:50,832 --> 00:31:53,390 - You were smart to ask for help. - I have a good one. 894 00:31:53,002 --> 00:31:54,731 当她们穿短袖时 895 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,228 When they're wearing short sleeves... 896 00:31:54,837 --> 00:31:57,897 举手拢头发，就能从缝隙是看到 897 00:31:55,334 --> 00:31:58,392 and they raise their arms to fix their hair, you can see in that gap there. 898 00:31:58,007 --> 00:32:01,272 看看，这说明你在利用你的智慧 899 00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:01,765 Now, see? That shows me you're using your faculties. 900 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,073 - 她们知道我们能看到吗? - 她们当然知道 901 00:32:01,871 --> 00:32:04,565 - Don't they know we can see in there? - Of course they do. 902 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:06,944 乳房非常敏感 当它们暴露在空气中时 她们会知道 903 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,434 Breasts are very sensitive. They know when they're exposed to air. 904 00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:12,312 女人走路时会把手放在侧边吗？不会 905 00:32:09,241 --> 00:32:12,800 Are women gonna walk around with their hands clamped to their sides? No. 906 00:32:12,422 --> 00:32:14,617 头发总是要照顾的 907 00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:15,103 Their hair has to be dealt with eventually... 908 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:18,751 我们的时刻到了 象我们行家才会准备好 909 00:32:15,211 --> 00:32:19,236 and it is our job, it is ourvocation to be ready. 910 00:32:18,861 --> 00:32:22,388 好的。偷窥没问题了 但如何走第二步呢? 911 00:32:19,346 --> 00:32:22,871 All right. So all this looking is fine, but how do you take the next step? 912 00:32:22,498 --> 00:32:24,466 我想认识一位 913 00:32:22,981 --> 00:32:24,948 I need to meet someone. 914 00:32:28,871 --> 00:32:30,930 若你不能看出这两个问题的关系 915 00:32:29,351 --> 00:32:31,409 Ifyou can't see how the two things are related... 916 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,769 那我就帮不了你了 917 00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:33,247 there's nothing I can do foryou. 918 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:35,275 - 等等. 别急. 好了 - 你以为我们在这里开玩笑? 919 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,751 - Wait. Relax. Come on. - You think we are kidding around here? 920 00:32:35,378 --> 00:32:37,539 - 你认为这是玩笑? - 不，那我在这里干什么? 921 00:32:35,855 --> 00:32:38,014 - Do you think this is a joke? - No. Why do you think I'm here? 922 00:32:37,647 --> 00:32:41,378 - 你必须使性显现出来 - 对不起 923 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:41,852 - You have got to make sex a presence... - I'm sorry. 924 00:32:41,484 --> 00:32:43,418 - 在你脑中，你生活中 - 好的 925 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,891 - in your mind, in your life... - All right. 926 00:32:43,519 --> 00:32:45,316 - 在你的精神中 - 对不起 927 00:32:43,992 --> 00:32:45,788 - in your spirit. - I'm sorry. 928 00:32:49,525 --> 00:32:52,983 - 好的 - 什么? 不，我不吸烟 929 00:32:49,995 --> 00:32:53,451 - All right. - What? No. I don't smoke. 930 00:32:53,095 --> 00:32:54,722 最好学学 931 00:32:53,564 --> 00:32:55,190 Better learn. 932 00:32:57,967 --> 00:33:00,834 - 好的 - 过来 933 00:32:58,433 --> 00:33:01,298 - Okay. - Come on. 934 00:33:09,545 --> 00:33:11,513 这里，在这里等 935 00:33:10,006 --> 00:33:11,973 Here. Wait here. 936 00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:32,865 呆在我这边 937 00:33:30,984 --> 00:33:33,314 Okay. Stay on this side of me. 938 00:33:39,008 --> 00:33:40,475 对不起 939 00:33:39,455 --> 00:33:40,921 Excuse us. 940 00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:48,116 进去，走，快 941 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,558 In, in, in. Go, go, go. Hurry. 942 00:33:51,828 --> 00:33:53,294 Oh, yeah. 943 00:33:56,526 --> 00:33:58,255 好的，我们进来了 944 00:33:56,964 --> 00:33:58,692 Okay. We're in. 945 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:00,556 好 946 00:33:59,765 --> 00:34:00,992 Good. 947 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:03,860 首先，观察一下地形 948 00:34:01,099 --> 00:34:04,294 So, first, a survey of the terrain. 949 00:34:09,105 --> 00:34:11,130 看起来仍是快乐时光 950 00:34:09,537 --> 00:34:11,561 Technically, it's still happy hour. 951 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:15,473 有些喝酒的要走了 有很多人 952 00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:15,902 Your casual drinkers have yet to pack it in. Lots of groups. 953 00:34:15,578 --> 00:34:18,741 对我们实现目标不太理想 但也不是不可能 954 00:34:16,007 --> 00:34:19,168 Not exactly ideal for our purposes, but not impossible. 955 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:21,408 我们要来个印象深刻的 956 00:34:19,276 --> 00:34:21,834 So, we need to make an impression. 957 00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:24,975 Send out a signal that back here is the place to be. 958 00:34:21,943 --> 00:34:25,399 Send out a signal that back here is the place to be. 959 00:34:25,087 --> 00:34:27,453 你要干什么？你说什么？ 960 00:34:25,512 --> 00:34:27,876 All right. What do you do? What do you say? 961 00:34:27,557 --> 00:34:29,582 管那么多? 你在把事情复杂化 962 00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:30,004 Who cares? You're overcomplicating it. 963 00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:32,490 你愿意整晚坐在这里 想象那美妙的曲线 964 00:34:30,114 --> 00:34:32,910 You spend the whole night sitting here thinking of the perfect line... 965 00:34:32,595 --> 00:34:34,119 那有什么好? 966 00:34:33,016 --> 00:34:34,539 what good is that? 967 00:34:34,230 --> 00:34:39,224 保持联系，不和闹事者接触，看着 968 00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:39,641 Just make contact. Separate yourself from the rabble. Watch this. 969 00:34:42,772 --> 00:34:45,741 嗨! 罗斯. 970 00:34:43,188 --> 00:34:46,155 Hey! Roses. Rosebud. 971 00:34:47,410 --> 00:34:49,139 嗨. 过来 972 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,552 Hi. Come here. 973 00:34:49,245 --> 00:34:51,042 过来，过来，过来 974 00:34:49,658 --> 00:34:51,454 Come here. Come here. Come here. 975 00:34:57,219 --> 00:35:00,882 嗨. 你能-- 976 00:34:57,628 --> 00:35:01,289 Hi. Could you-- 977 00:35:00,990 --> 00:35:03,652 我能给你拿-- 978 00:35:01,397 --> 00:35:04,057 Could I get you to take a-- Yeah. 979 00:35:07,530 --> 00:35:10,863 - 嗨 - 尼克说你很美 980 00:35:07,934 --> 00:35:11,265 - Hey. - Nick here thinks you're beautiful. 981 00:35:12,435 --> 00:35:15,404 若他有此好品味 那他跟你在这里干什么? 982 00:35:12,837 --> 00:35:15,804 If he's got such good taste, what's he doing hanging out with you? 983 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:17,995 问得好. 尼克? 984 00:35:16,905 --> 00:35:18,394 Good question. Nick? 985 00:35:22,211 --> 00:35:26,011 - 因为他是我叔叔 - 你怎么了 986 00:35:22,608 --> 00:35:26,406 - Because he's my uncle? - How awful foryou. 987 00:35:29,452 --> 00:35:30,942 如此而已 没什么大不了的，是吧? 988 00:35:29,846 --> 00:35:31,335 And so on. No big deal, right? 989 00:35:31,053 --> 00:35:33,681 现在她已经知道了我们在这里 我们就可以实施我们的策略了 990 00:35:31,446 --> 00:35:34,072 Now she's aware of our presence, and we can plot our strategy. 991 00:35:33,789 --> 00:35:37,247 我去拿些饮料 我去那里时，你想个钓钩 992 00:35:34,181 --> 00:35:37,637 I'm gonna get us some drinks. While I'm there, think of a hook. 993 00:35:38,194 --> 00:35:41,789 - 什么? 钓钩? - 钓钩，线，一个好藉口 994 00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:42,176 - What? A hook? - A hook. A line. An opening salvo. 995 00:35:41,897 --> 00:35:45,833 现在起的每一分钟, 罗斯都会站在这里 996 00:35:42,285 --> 00:35:46,219 Any minute now, Rosebud is going to be standing right here... 997 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,460 低头看着你，你只有一个机会 998 00:35:46,321 --> 00:35:48,844 Iooking down at you, and you're going to have one chance... 999 00:35:48,571 --> 00:35:52,200 或者把它扔出停车场 或者努力撑下去 1000 00:35:48,955 --> 00:35:52,582 to either hit it out of the park or strike out miserably. 1001 00:35:53,376 --> 00:35:54,536 准备好 1002 00:35:53,758 --> 00:35:54,917 Be ready. 1003 00:36:30,179 --> 00:36:32,306 噢，糟糕，噢，糟糕 1004 00:36:30,543 --> 00:36:32,668 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1005 00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:36,811 噢，糟糕，噢，糟糕 1006 00:36:35,012 --> 00:36:37,171 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1007 00:36:40,389 --> 00:36:43,916 你好, 尼克. 你的叔叔说 你有事情告诉我 1008 00:36:40,749 --> 00:36:44,274 Hello, Nick. Your uncle says you have something to tell me... 1009 00:36:44,026 --> 00:36:46,756 足以让我大吃一惊 1010 00:36:44,384 --> 00:36:47,112 that will absolutely blow my mind. 1011 00:36:48,864 --> 00:36:52,493 - 噢，是吗? - 是的，这是他的原话 1012 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:52,847 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Those were his exact words. 1013 00:36:54,637 --> 00:36:56,730 他在开我们俩的玩笑? 1014 00:36:54,990 --> 00:36:57,081 Is he playing a little joke on us? 1015 00:36:59,909 --> 00:37:02,173 不，不 他是认真的 1016 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,521 No, no. He's serious. 1017 00:37:02,278 --> 00:37:04,838 我是说，他是... 很认真的 1018 00:37:02,627 --> 00:37:05,185 I mean, he's... totally serious. 1019 00:37:05,815 --> 00:37:07,806 - 今晚 - 对不起 1020 00:37:06,162 --> 00:37:08,152 - Tonight. - Sorry. 1021 00:37:10,553 --> 00:37:13,181 谢谢. 当我-- 1022 00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:13,524 Thanks. As I was-- 1023 00:37:13,289 --> 00:37:15,257 - 今晚 - 对, 我是说... 1024 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:15,600 - Tonight. - Right, I was saying that... 1025 00:37:16,726 --> 00:37:18,819 我是说今晚是一个-- 1026 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,159 I was saying that tonight is a-- 1027 00:37:18,928 --> 00:37:21,624 今晚对我来说是一个非常重要的夜晚 1028 00:37:19,269 --> 00:37:21,963 Tonight is a very important night for me. 1029 00:37:21,731 --> 00:37:24,359 我正要告诉她我们打的赌 1030 00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:24,697 I was just telling her that we made a bet. 1031 00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:27,766 - 打赌? - 呃. 我们赌1千元 1032 00:37:24,805 --> 00:37:28,102 - A bet? - Uh-huh. We made a bet for $1,000. 1033 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,074 我可以让某个人... 1034 00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:34,407 That I can get somebody to... 1035 00:37:34,176 --> 00:37:36,167 象是, 爱上我 1036 00:37:34,510 --> 00:37:36,500 Iike, fall in love with me. 1037 00:37:39,315 --> 00:37:41,078 真的? 1038 00:37:39,646 --> 00:37:41,408 Really? 1039 00:37:43,919 --> 00:37:47,252 爱. 那是个很难证明的东西 你说呢? 1040 00:37:44,248 --> 00:37:47,579 Love. That's a hard thing to verify, don't you think? 1041 00:37:47,356 --> 00:37:49,756 不, 我想我们可以 1042 00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:50,081 No, I think we can do it. 1043 00:37:49,859 --> 00:37:51,656 我相信我们可以 1044 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,981 I'm confident we can. 1045 00:37:53,362 --> 00:37:54,727 1千美元? 1046 00:37:53,687 --> 00:37:55,051 A thousand dollars? 1047 00:37:54,830 --> 00:37:56,889 那并不能让人大吃一惊... 1048 00:37:55,154 --> 00:37:57,212 That's not exactly mind-blowing... 1049 00:37:56,999 --> 00:38:00,400 但它也不是我今晚听到的最差的 1050 00:37:57,322 --> 00:38:00,721 but it's not the worse line I'll hear tonight. 1051 00:38:01,637 --> 00:38:03,537 什么? 真的? 1052 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:03,857 What? Really? 1053 00:38:04,406 --> 00:38:06,966 干得好, 尼克 1054 00:38:04,725 --> 00:38:07,283 Yeah. Good job, Nick. 1055 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:09,806 - 那，值得坐下来吗? - 我在等一个朋友 1056 00:38:07,394 --> 00:38:10,122 - So, do we rate a sit-down? - I'm waiting for a friend. 1057 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,812 她来后我让她评判 1058 00:38:10,229 --> 00:38:12,128 I'll run it by her when she shows up. 1059 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:14,610 让她来这里 赌注是现金 1060 00:38:12,230 --> 00:38:14,924 Get her over here. There's cash at stake. 1061 00:38:14,717 --> 00:38:18,517 若我们来，谁和谁坐呢? 1062 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:18,829 Ifwe do, who sits with who? 1063 00:38:18,621 --> 00:38:21,146 女士们选 自然选择 1064 00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:21,456 Ladies' choice. Natural selection. 1065 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,462 我要和他坐 1066 00:38:27,404 --> 00:38:29,768 I wanna sit with him. 1067 00:38:32,134 --> 00:38:34,102 好，好 1068 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,407 Yes, yes. 1069 00:38:46,982 --> 00:38:48,142 这是什么? 1070 00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:48,440 What is this? 1071 00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:51,048 浪姆酒. 我让他调淡些 我们还有很长的路要走 1072 00:38:48,548 --> 00:38:51,344 Rum and coke. I told him to mix it weak. We got a long way to go here. 1073 00:38:51,153 --> 00:38:54,020 - 我不喝酒 - 开什么玩笑? 喝一口 1074 00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:54,315 - Okay. I don't drink. - You kidding me? Take a drink. 1075 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:57,559 - 我不让酒精进入我体内 - 你喝掉那饮料 1076 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:57,852 - I don't put alcohol into my body. - You drink that drink. 1077 00:38:59,328 --> 00:39:02,456 停止戒酒对你今晚的成功至关重要 1078 00:38:59,621 --> 00:39:02,747 Loss of inhibition is crucial to your success tonight, okay? 1079 00:39:02,565 --> 00:39:05,329 几千年来，酒是社交的润滑剂 1080 00:39:02,856 --> 00:39:05,618 Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands ofyears. 1081 00:39:05,434 --> 00:39:08,892 你想今晚坐在那里重新发明个车轮？ 1082 00:39:05,724 --> 00:39:09,180 You thinkyou're gonna sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel? Please. 1083 00:39:14,410 --> 00:39:19,370 好的。你做了件很好的事。你撒了谎 1084 00:39:14,696 --> 00:39:19,653 All right. Now, you did one very good thing. You lied. 1085 00:39:19,481 --> 00:39:22,507 你编了个故事 别让你那部分大脑停下 1086 00:39:19,764 --> 00:39:22,788 You made something up. Keep that part ofyour brain working. 1087 00:39:22,618 --> 00:39:26,110 我们使那些姑娘过来 你的本能会使你敞开交谈 1088 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:26,390 We get those girls over here, your first instinct is gonna be to open up. 1089 00:39:26,222 --> 00:39:29,555 跟你说实话 战斗吧！让它妙趣不断 1090 00:39:26,502 --> 00:39:29,833 To tell the truth. Fight it! Just keep it interesting. 1091 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:33,059 利用你的新奇感 你是酒吧中16岁的孩子 1092 00:39:29,936 --> 00:39:33,335 Play up your novelty. You're a 1 6-year-old in a bar. 1093 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:37,064 为什么? "我父亲是酒吧老板" 你只能活一个月 1094 00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:37,339 Why? "My father owns the bar." You got a month to live. 1095 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,930 你是个体验生活的演员-- 我不知道，临时发挥吧 1096 00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:40,203 You're an actor researching-- I don't know. Improvise. 1097 00:39:40,035 --> 00:39:42,435 接下来, 看看时间 现在几点? 1098 00:39:40,308 --> 00:39:42,706 Next, check the time. What time is it? 1099 00:39:42,538 --> 00:39:44,165 大约 7:02 1100 00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:44,436 It's about 7:02. 1101 00:39:44,273 --> 00:39:47,606 - 有没有医用报警手镯? - 没, 那不是随便用的 1102 00:39:44,544 --> 00:39:47,875 - Do you have a MedicAlert bracelet? - No, it's instructions. 1103 00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:50,406 若我死得早 我就把尸体冷冻起来 1104 00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:50,674 I'm having my body cryogenically frozen if I die prematurely. 1105 00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:59,881 好了，不管它了 已经足够好 1106 00:39:57,951 --> 00:40:00,144 All right. Leave it. It's spastic enough to be charming. 1107 00:39:59,989 --> 00:40:02,389 现在7点 1108 00:40:00,253 --> 00:40:02,651 So, the time. 7:00. 1109 00:40:02,491 --> 00:40:06,018 到关门我们有9个小时，时间足够了 1110 00:40:02,754 --> 00:40:06,279 We've got nine hours until closing time. An eternity. 1111 00:40:06,829 --> 00:40:08,922 看着我, 尼克 回答我这个问题 1112 00:40:07,089 --> 00:40:09,180 Look at me, Nick, and answer me this question. 1113 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:10,760 好的 1114 00:40:09,290 --> 00:40:11,018 All right. 1115 00:40:12,067 --> 00:40:15,628 谁是历史上最伟大的篮球队员? 1116 00:40:12,325 --> 00:40:15,884 Who is the greatest basketball player in the history of the game? 1117 00:40:17,139 --> 00:40:19,607 - 你是指任何时候? - 行了，这很简单 1118 00:40:17,394 --> 00:40:19,860 - Do you mean ever? - Come on. This is easy. 1119 00:40:20,976 --> 00:40:22,876 - 迈克尔 乔丹? - 迈克尔 乔丹. 1120 00:40:21,230 --> 00:40:23,129 - Michael Jordan? - Michael Jordan. 1121 00:40:22,978 --> 00:40:25,276 为何他是最伟大的? 因为他为自己定了速度 1122 00:40:23,231 --> 00:40:25,527 Why was he the greatest? Because he paced himself. 1123 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,611 因为他总是在结束时露一手 1124 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,861 Because he always had something left at the finish. 1125 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:30,276 神奇的约翰逊称之为“决胜时刻” 看到那边的家伙没？ 1126 00:40:27,966 --> 00:40:30,524 Magic Johnson called it "winning time." See those guys over there? 1127 00:40:33,856 --> 00:40:36,620 这帮家伙自以为了不起 1128 00:40:34,103 --> 00:40:36,865 Yeah. Those guys think they're kicking ass. 1129 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:38,454 相信我，现在还早 1130 00:40:36,971 --> 00:40:38,699 Believe me, it is early. 1131 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,755 我们离决胜时刻还要走好久 所以要注意 1132 00:40:38,805 --> 00:40:40,998 We are a long way from winning time, so pay attention. 1133 00:40:40,863 --> 00:40:42,922 - 好的 - 你说你要体验 1134 00:40:41,107 --> 00:40:43,165 - Okay. - You say you want it. 1135 00:40:43,032 --> 00:40:44,659 若你真的想体验 1136 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:44,901 Ifyou really wanted it... 1137 00:40:45,634 --> 00:40:49,229 你就该在这里忍受那帮家伙的折磨 1138 00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:49,469 you'd be in here, suffering the tortures of the damned with those guys. 1139 00:40:49,338 --> 00:40:51,568 - 什么? - 在好色与放纵之间 1140 00:40:49,578 --> 00:40:51,806 - What? - There's a big difference between... 1141 00:40:51,674 --> 00:40:55,075 有很大的区别 1142 00:40:51,913 --> 00:40:55,312 being horny and being willing to put in the time night after night-- 1143 00:40:55,177 --> 00:40:58,669 我要体验. 好吗? 我上大学 你不认为那是折磨？ 1144 00:40:55,414 --> 00:40:58,904 I want it. Okay? I go to high school. You don't think that's torture? 1145 00:40:58,781 --> 00:41:00,942 这需要很多信息 1146 00:40:59,016 --> 00:41:01,175 This is a lot of information. 1147 00:41:01,050 --> 00:41:03,075 我在给你通往这王朝的钥匙 1148 00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:03,308 I'm giving you the keys to the kingdom. 1149 00:41:03,185 --> 00:41:04,447 我知道 1150 00:41:03,418 --> 00:41:04,679 Yeah, I know. 1151 00:41:04,553 --> 00:41:06,748 有多少和你同龄的有这种机会? 1152 00:41:04,786 --> 00:41:06,979 How many boys your age get an opportunity like this? 1153 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:07,822 是的 1154 00:41:07,087 --> 00:41:08,053 Yes. 1155 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:10,687 那么，用手掐着脖子 喝了那冰水，那叫杜松子酒 1156 00:41:08,154 --> 00:41:10,916 So, stickyour finger down your throat. Drink ice water, call it gin-- 1157 00:41:10,793 --> 00:41:14,422 我不管你做什么 准备好事情来临时勇敢地面对 1158 00:41:11,023 --> 00:41:14,650 I don't care what you do. Be ready to dive in at the moment of truth. 1159 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:21,096 那... 你多久, 呃... 1160 00:41:17,159 --> 00:41:21,321 So... how often do you, like... 1161 00:41:22,237 --> 00:41:24,705 就是, 带个人跟你回家? 1162 00:41:22,461 --> 00:41:24,927 you know, like, get somebody to go home with you? 1163 00:41:27,476 --> 00:41:29,034 每天晚上 1164 00:41:27,698 --> 00:41:29,255 Every night. 1165 00:41:29,812 --> 00:41:30,836 瞎说 1166 00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:31,056 Bullshit. 1167 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:33,642 只因你没有性体验 并不代表我们其他人... 1168 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:33,860 Just because you're not having sex, doesn't mean the rest of us... 1169 00:41:33,749 --> 00:41:35,546 都坐着玩纸牌 1170 00:41:33,968 --> 00:41:35,764 are sitting around playing cribbage. 1171 00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:39,477 什么纸牌? 1172 00:41:38,170 --> 00:41:39,693 What's cribbage? 1173 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,584 - 什么? 什么? - 好了，好了 1174 00:41:41,672 --> 00:41:43,797 - What? What? - Here we go. Here we go. 1175 00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:47,026 他们来了. 看来好蠢 他们比我大一倍 1176 00:41:44,839 --> 00:41:47,237 Here they come. This is so stupid. They're, like, twice my age. 1177 00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:50,155 冠军拒绝失败 学学迈克 1178 00:41:47,341 --> 00:41:50,365 Champions refuse to lose. Be like Mike. 1179 00:41:50,265 --> 00:41:52,825 我们如约来了 来喝一杯 1180 00:41:50,476 --> 00:41:53,034 Here we are. As promised. For one drink. 1181 00:41:52,935 --> 00:41:57,395 - 我是安德里亚, 这是索菲 - 我叫罗杰. 这是我侄子尼克 1182 00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:57,601 - I'm Andrea, and this is Sophie. - I'm Roger. This is my nephew, Nick. 1183 00:41:57,506 --> 00:41:59,838 - 嗨 - 他真的象是16岁 1184 00:41:57,713 --> 00:42:00,043 - Hi. - He really is, like, 1 6. 1185 00:41:59,942 --> 00:42:01,842 - 我告诉你了 - 请坐 1186 00:42:00,148 --> 00:42:02,047 - I told you. - Sit down. 1187 00:42:01,944 --> 00:42:03,912 你怎么进来这里的, 尼克? 1188 00:42:02,149 --> 00:42:04,116 How'd you get in here, Nick? 1189 00:42:04,013 --> 00:42:07,744 这问题你该问我的 1190 00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:07,946 It's funny you should... ask me that. 1191 00:42:07,850 --> 00:42:11,877 因为我们讨论过, 还有-- 1192 00:42:08,052 --> 00:42:12,077 'Cause we were, before, discussing it, and-- 1193 00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:14,114 不管那个了 1194 00:42:13,188 --> 00:42:14,313 Neveryou mind. 1195 00:42:14,223 --> 00:42:16,783 我在享受尼克带来的神秘的气氛 1196 00:42:14,422 --> 00:42:16,980 I'm enjoying the air of intrigue Nick brings to our booth. 1197 00:42:16,892 --> 00:42:19,417 - 大家干杯 - 我告诉了索菲你们的打赌 1198 00:42:17,090 --> 00:42:19,613 - Cheers, everyone. - I told Sophie about your little bet. 1199 00:42:19,528 --> 00:42:20,995 她认为你太在意了 1200 00:42:19,725 --> 00:42:21,191 She thinks you're full of it. 1201 00:42:21,096 --> 00:42:22,654 1千美元是小事情 1202 00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:22,849 There's nothing little about a thousand dollars. 1203 00:42:22,765 --> 00:42:25,359 他必须让人爱上他? 1204 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,552 He's got to get someone to fall in love with him? 1205 00:42:25,467 --> 00:42:28,027 - 一个女人 - 一个女人? 1206 00:42:25,661 --> 00:42:28,219 - A woman. - A woman? 1207 00:42:28,137 --> 00:42:31,334 必须是个女人吗? 若是有个男人喜欢上你呢? 1208 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:31,525 Does it have to be a woman? What if some guy takes a shine to you? 1209 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,343 我想那也算，因为我们从没考虑性别 1210 00:42:33,065 --> 00:42:35,531 I guess that would count, 'cause we never discussed what gender-- 1211 00:42:35,444 --> 00:42:39,210 如果尼克自愿进入那个洞洞 他就可以拿到钱 1212 00:42:35,633 --> 00:42:39,397 If Nick is willing to exploit that little loophole, he can have the money. 1213 00:42:39,314 --> 00:42:41,839 - 你们在说什么? - 我不知道 1214 00:42:39,501 --> 00:42:42,024 - What were you guys talking about? - I don't know. 1215 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:45,886 - 我们在谈论什么? - 在谈论女人 1216 00:42:42,136 --> 00:42:46,070 - What were we talking about? - We were talking about women. 1217 00:42:45,988 --> 00:42:49,446 特别是，欣赏女人曲线的愉悦 1218 00:42:46,172 --> 00:42:49,628 Specifically, the pleasure to be derived from admiring the female form. 1219 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,651 想象一下，整天被人欣赏是什么感觉 1220 00:42:51,342 --> 00:42:53,831 Imagine what it feels like to be admired all day long. 1221 00:42:53,762 --> 00:42:56,560 - 真的 - 你宁愿用假名? 1222 00:42:53,942 --> 00:42:56,738 - Really. - You'd rather be completely anonymous? 1223 00:42:56,665 --> 00:42:58,496 - 不用假名 - 不用假名 1224 00:42:56,844 --> 00:42:58,674 - Not completely anonymous. - Not anonymous. 1225 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,626 我自己倒是喜欢 走在街上时 1226 00:42:58,778 --> 00:43:01,802 I myselfwould welcome the sensation of a hundred pair of eyes... 1227 00:43:01,737 --> 00:43:04,137 有几百双眼睛爱抚我的...东西(?booty) 这种感觉 1228 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,311 caressing my... booty as I walk down the street. 1229 00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:05,672 男人常常这么说 1230 00:43:04,414 --> 00:43:05,846 Guys always say that. 1231 00:43:05,774 --> 00:43:08,106 是的. "我喜欢被女人盯着看" 1232 00:43:05,949 --> 00:43:08,279 Yeah. "We'd love it ifwomen were always staring." 1233 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,370 我也会 1234 00:43:08,383 --> 00:43:09,542 We would. 1235 00:43:09,478 --> 00:43:14,572 如果没有女人听进去你说的话 而只是盯着你的胸部或胯部看 1236 00:43:09,651 --> 00:43:12,743 You would love it if no woman ever listened to a word you were saying... 1237 00:43:12,852 --> 00:43:16,581 and just kept her eyes locked on your chest oryour crotch? 1238 00:43:14,681 --> 00:43:16,412 你会喜欢吗？ 1239 00:43:16,518 --> 00:43:18,782 如果那总是以性结束 我就不在乎 1240 00:43:16,687 --> 00:43:18,949 If it led to having sex all the time, I would not mind. 1241 00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:21,981 你能忍受没人理你 不把你当回事吗？ 1242 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:22,147 You could deal with never being heard, never being taken seriously? 1243 00:43:22,091 --> 00:43:25,083 如果我有什么需要说 我会等到性交后说 1244 00:43:22,258 --> 00:43:25,248 If I had something that needed saying, I would wait until right after sex. 1245 00:43:26,762 --> 00:43:29,925 请不要说那么露骨的字眼 1246 00:43:26,926 --> 00:43:30,087 Seriously, for a second, just stop saying the obvious thing. 1247 00:43:30,032 --> 00:43:32,830 想象一下 如果在所有人公交车上 1248 00:43:30,195 --> 00:43:32,991 Think what it would be like if on every bus... 1249 00:43:32,935 --> 00:43:36,336 都有你的裸体巨照 会怎么样 1250 00:43:33,096 --> 00:43:36,495 there were huge pictures ofyour naked body. 1251 00:43:36,438 --> 00:43:39,566 - 还有所有的宣传栏-- - 杂志 1252 00:43:36,598 --> 00:43:39,724 - And on every billboard-- - Magazine. 1253 00:43:39,675 --> 00:43:41,939 说的好-- 那只是你的身体 1254 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,095 That's right-- it was just about your body. 1255 00:43:42,044 --> 00:43:46,071 有那么多的时间和金钱 花在迷恋、分析... 1256 00:43:42,201 --> 00:43:46,226 There was so much time and money and energy spent obsessing and analyzing... 1257 00:43:46,181 --> 00:43:49,344 努力想看一眼你的身体 很快变得好似... 1258 00:43:46,336 --> 00:43:49,497 trying to get a glimpse ofyour body, that soon it felt like... 1259 00:43:49,451 --> 00:43:51,351 世界忘记了别的事情... 1260 00:43:49,605 --> 00:43:51,504 the world had forgotten about everything else... 1261 00:43:51,453 --> 00:43:53,512 最后你感到... 1262 00:43:51,606 --> 00:43:53,664 and you end up feeling... 1263 00:43:53,622 --> 00:43:56,318 与你的身体已分离 就象它不是你的 1264 00:43:53,774 --> 00:43:56,468 disconnected from your own body, like it's not even yours. 1265 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,020 如果你很在乎男性的凝视 1266 00:43:58,109 --> 00:44:01,167 Ifyou're really serious about avoiding the male gaze-- 1267 00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:04,588 - 如果是用假名-- - 我从没说是用假名 1268 00:44:01,278 --> 00:44:04,734 - If the goal is anonymity-- - I never said the goal was anonymity. 1269 00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,429 让我们打个比方，好吗? 1270 00:44:04,846 --> 00:44:06,574 Here's a little suggestion, okay? 1271 00:44:06,535 --> 00:44:08,765 化化装，改头发样式 1272 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,908 Putting on makeup. Styling your hair. 1273 00:44:08,871 --> 00:44:12,898 穿上杀手的服装 在周五的晚上到类似这里的地方 1274 00:44:09,015 --> 00:44:13,040 Wearing a killer outfit and coming to a place like this on a Friday night. 1275 00:44:13,008 --> 00:44:16,136 那就开始有意思了 因为在某个时刻... 1276 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:16,276 That's when it gets interesting, because at a certain point... 1277 00:44:16,245 --> 00:44:19,043 - 你开始分析男性的凝视 - 不是最好的方式 1278 00:44:16,386 --> 00:44:19,182 - you start internalizing the male gaze. - Not the best course of action. 1279 00:44:19,148 --> 00:44:21,708 男性的凝视. 麦迪逊大街 1280 00:44:19,287 --> 00:44:21,845 Male gaze. Madison Avenue. Fucking patriarchy. 1281 00:44:21,817 --> 00:44:23,717 不管是什么，都把你当回事 1282 00:44:21,955 --> 00:44:23,854 Whatever it is, it's done its number on you. 1283 00:44:23,819 --> 00:44:27,152 你认为你能控制你找到的有魅力的人吗？ 1284 00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:27,287 Do you thinkyou have any control over who you find attractive? 1285 00:44:27,256 --> 00:44:29,952 - 当然能 - 我想不能，我可以证明给你 1286 00:44:27,391 --> 00:44:30,085 - Of course we do. - I think not, and I'll prove it to you. 1287 00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:35,360 随便问一个女人, "男人最迷人的是什么" 1288 00:44:30,192 --> 00:44:35,491 Ask any woman, "What's the single most attractive quality a man can possess? 1289 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:37,898 - 她们会怎么回答呢? - 幽默感 1290 00:44:35,595 --> 00:44:38,027 - And what do they invariably answer? - Sense of humor. 1291 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,468 - 幽默感 - 幽默感占多数，是无疑的 1292 00:44:38,130 --> 00:44:40,596 - Sense of humor. - Sense of humor is huge. Definitely. 1293 00:44:40,569 --> 00:44:45,029 然而, 若两个又穷又低微 按他们自己的规则比赛的 1294 00:44:40,698 --> 00:44:45,155 And yet, if two lean, mean, play-by-their-own-rules... 1295 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:49,600 摩托车手来到这里 1296 00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:49,724 motorcycle-riding men strolled up to this booth... 1297 00:44:49,711 --> 00:44:53,613 把我们这两个幽默的家伙痛打一顿 1298 00:44:49,836 --> 00:44:53,736 and beat the shit out of us two humorous guys, right... 1299 00:44:54,449 --> 00:44:56,917 邀请你去兜风，你就会去的 (膝盖发软weak at the knees) 1300 00:44:54,571 --> 00:44:57,037 and asked you out for a ride, you would be weak at the knees. 1301 00:44:57,019 --> 00:44:59,351 - 不可能 - 膝盖发软 1302 00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:59,470 - No way. - Weak at the knees. 1303 00:44:59,454 --> 00:45:02,082 骑摩托的男人确实很性感 1304 00:44:59,574 --> 00:45:02,200 Well, actually, guys who ride cycles are pretty sexy. 1305 00:45:02,191 --> 00:45:04,318 - 谢谢你，看到了? - 抱歉 1306 00:45:02,310 --> 00:45:04,435 - Thank you. You see? - Sorry. 1307 00:45:04,426 --> 00:45:08,658 事实是，敏感、可怜惜惜、 in-touch-with-their-feelings guys...的男人 1308 00:45:04,544 --> 00:45:08,773 The fact is that touchy-feely, weepy, in-touch-with-their-feelings guys... 1309 00:45:08,764 --> 00:45:10,698 让你作呕-- 你对他们退避三舍 1310 00:45:08,879 --> 00:45:10,812 make you sick-- you're repulsed by them. 1311 00:45:10,799 --> 00:45:13,427 比如说冰河时期 适者生存 1312 00:45:10,913 --> 00:45:13,539 Give me the Ice Age, okay? Survival of the fittest. 1313 00:45:13,535 --> 00:45:17,096 没有什么预报，没有说教理论 1314 00:45:13,648 --> 00:45:17,207 No mixed signals. No bullshit. 1315 00:45:17,206 --> 00:45:20,437 最卑劣、长头发的混蛋 总是能赢 1316 00:45:17,317 --> 00:45:20,546 Just the meanest, hairiest bastard wins all the time. 1317 00:45:20,542 --> 00:45:22,339 我们现在换个话题 1318 00:45:20,652 --> 00:45:22,448 Let's change the subject right now. 1319 00:45:22,444 --> 00:45:27,211 你知道，这很有趣 这很有男子气 1320 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:27,317 You know, it's interesting. All this looking is so masculine. 1321 00:45:27,316 --> 00:45:30,046 我是说，你们男人是谈论主题. 1322 00:45:27,423 --> 00:45:30,151 I mean, you guys are just about the visuals. 1323 00:45:30,152 --> 00:45:32,882 真的。为什么我给男人口交时-- 1324 00:45:30,257 --> 00:45:32,985 Really. Why is it that when I'm going down on a guy-- 1325 00:45:32,988 --> 00:45:35,752 - 索菲! - 不，没关系 1326 00:45:33,092 --> 00:45:35,854 - Sophie! - No, really. 1327 00:45:35,857 --> 00:45:38,189 为什么在我自慰时... 1328 00:45:35,959 --> 00:45:38,289 Why is it that when I'm doing my thing... 1329 00:45:38,293 --> 00:45:40,193 为什么那个男人总是坚持要看？ 1330 00:45:38,394 --> 00:45:40,293 why is it that men always insist on watching? 1331 00:45:40,295 --> 00:45:43,230 你不能闭上眼睛体会感觉吗？ 1332 00:45:40,395 --> 00:45:43,328 Why can't you just close your eyes and concentrate on the feeling? 1333 00:45:43,332 --> 00:45:45,527 这对女人并不是恭维 1334 00:45:43,431 --> 00:45:45,624 It's not the most flattering activity for a woman. 1335 00:45:45,634 --> 00:45:48,364 我不敢肯定那是-- 或许我们能帮忙 1336 00:45:45,732 --> 00:45:48,460 I'm not sure that that's a-- Maybe we can help. 1337 00:45:48,470 --> 00:45:52,270 尼克, 参与进来 一个女人在自慰时 1338 00:45:48,566 --> 00:45:52,364 Nick, jump in here. A woman is doing her thing. 1339 00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,510 为什么我们要看? 1340 00:45:53,636 --> 00:45:55,603 Why do we have to watch? 1341 00:45:58,981 --> 00:46:01,950 或许是确认那确实在发生? 1342 00:45:59,072 --> 00:46:02,039 Well, maybe to make sure that it's actually happening? 1343 00:46:03,085 --> 00:46:05,519 我同意 确认那不是我们的幻觉 1344 00:46:03,174 --> 00:46:05,606 I'll buy that. Make sure we're not hallucinating. 1345 00:46:05,621 --> 00:46:09,318 或许把它存档 以防下次迟迟到来 1346 00:46:05,709 --> 00:46:09,404 And maybe to file it away, in case it's a long time before the next one. 1347 00:46:09,424 --> 00:46:12,882 两个极好答案 或许你可以好好解释一下存档? 1348 00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:12,966 Two excellent answers. Perhaps you'd elaborate on the filing it away part? 1349 00:46:12,995 --> 00:46:14,485 存档干什么? 1350 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,569 File it away for what? 1351 00:46:16,398 --> 00:46:18,889 - 我不知道 - 说吧, 尼克 1352 00:46:16,481 --> 00:46:18,970 - Oh. I don't know. - Come on, Nick. 1353 00:46:19,001 --> 00:46:21,469 我们终于谈到了熟悉的话题 1354 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:21,549 We're finally treading on some familiar territory here. 1355 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:24,937 妈妈在厨房做果子冻 1356 00:46:21,650 --> 00:46:25,015 Mom's in the kitchen making Jell-O with fruit. 1357 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,167 - 你把自己关进浴室-- - 别出汗, 尼克 1358 00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:27,244 - You lockyourself in the bathroom-- - Don't sweat it, Nick. 1359 00:46:27,276 --> 00:46:29,176 我和三个兄弟一起长大 1360 00:46:27,354 --> 00:46:29,253 I grew up with three brothers. 1361 00:46:29,278 --> 00:46:32,076 厕所简直就是色情博物馆 栩栩如生 1362 00:46:29,355 --> 00:46:32,151 The closets were pornography museums. More visuals. 1363 00:46:32,948 --> 00:46:34,916 你说的没错 1364 00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:34,990 You're right about the visual thing. 1365 00:46:35,017 --> 00:46:35,917 每当听到一个男人 1366 00:46:35,091 --> 00:46:36,990 It always drives me nuts when I hear a guy... 1367 00:46:36,019 --> 00:46:39,920 做女人做的有些性感的事情 就会让我作呕 1368 00:46:37,092 --> 00:46:39,991 going on about something a girl does that's supposed to be so sexy. 1369 00:46:40,022 --> 00:46:43,458 - 哪类的事情? - 象撩撩头发 1370 00:46:40,094 --> 00:46:43,528 - Like what kind of thing? - Like how she flips her hair. 1371 00:46:43,558 --> 00:46:45,856 站的姿势，可能是任何事情 1372 00:46:43,628 --> 00:46:45,924 How she stands with one foot to the side. It could be anything. 1373 00:46:45,961 --> 00:46:48,361 - 那有什么呢? - 因为那没意思 1374 00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:48,428 - What's wrong with that? - Because that's nothing. 1375 00:46:48,463 --> 00:46:50,328 她无意那么做 1376 00:46:48,531 --> 00:46:50,395 That's just something she does. 1377 00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:53,458 或许她只是模仿在电影上看到的 1378 00:46:50,499 --> 00:46:53,523 And she probably only does it because she saw it in a movie. 1379 00:46:53,568 --> 00:46:55,593 那并不是她们的特有的 1380 00:46:53,633 --> 00:46:55,657 It's not their real stuff. 1381 00:46:55,704 --> 00:46:58,832 所有的这些--撩头发、特殊习惯、警句 1382 00:46:55,768 --> 00:46:58,894 All that stuff-- the hair flips, the mannerisms, the catch phrases. 1383 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:02,671 综合到一起构成个性 所以它是真实的 1384 00:46:59,003 --> 00:47:02,732 They add up to the personality. So they are what's real. 1385 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:06,111 是的，但那只是外表 开始是不错 1386 00:47:02,839 --> 00:47:06,170 Yeah, but it's all the outside stuff. That's fine in the beginning. 1387 00:47:06,214 --> 00:47:07,943 你需要外表 1388 00:47:06,273 --> 00:47:08,001 You need the outside stuff. 1389 00:47:08,050 --> 00:47:09,950 你需要，象，有理由去爱 1390 00:47:08,108 --> 00:47:10,007 You need, like, the reasons to be in love. 1391 00:47:10,052 --> 00:47:11,952 但你可以越过外表 1392 00:47:10,109 --> 00:47:12,008 But you can get past that to the part... 1393 00:47:12,054 --> 00:47:13,681 而明白那些小伎俩毫无意义 1394 00:47:12,110 --> 00:47:13,736 where the little tricks don't mean anything. 1395 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:16,883 我是说你被眼前的所吸引 故事结束 1396 00:47:13,844 --> 00:47:16,936 I say you are attracted to what is in front ofyou. End of story. 1397 00:47:16,992 --> 00:47:18,220 好浪漫 1398 00:47:17,046 --> 00:47:18,273 How romantic. 1399 00:47:19,828 --> 00:47:22,023 那要用多年的时间 1400 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,073 It takes years and years together. 1401 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:23,757 - 是吗? - 我不能表达得准确... 1402 00:47:22,181 --> 00:47:23,807 - Yeah? - I can't describe it exactly... 1403 00:47:23,865 --> 00:47:26,026 但象是她不能做什么 1404 00:47:23,916 --> 00:47:26,075 but it's like there's nothing she can do. 1405 00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:29,035 她吸引你的方法都失去了作用 1406 00:47:26,183 --> 00:47:29,082 All her usual ways of hooking you in have no effect... 1407 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:31,128 然而你仍然爱她 1408 00:47:29,185 --> 00:47:31,175 and yet you're still in love. 1409 00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,139 就象是演出已经结束... 1410 00:47:31,286 --> 00:47:33,185 It's like the act is over... 1411 00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:35,175 你发现了她隐藏的部分 1412 00:47:33,287 --> 00:47:35,220 and you get to the part she's been hiding. 1413 00:47:35,277 --> 00:47:39,077 她仍然隐藏它 因为她认为那部分... 1414 00:47:35,322 --> 00:47:39,120 And she's been hiding it because she thinks that's the part... 1415 00:47:39,181 --> 00:47:42,480 会使你离开 或厌倦 1416 00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:42,521 that's gonna blow it or make you leave or get bored... 1417 00:47:42,584 --> 00:47:46,145 但你已知道那部分 你并没离开 1418 00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:46,185 but you get to that part, and you're still there. 1419 00:47:47,189 --> 00:47:49,714 你甚至更爱她 1420 00:47:47,228 --> 00:47:49,751 And you're even more in love. 1421 00:47:54,463 --> 00:47:55,691 哇 1422 00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:55,726 Wow. 1423 00:47:55,797 --> 00:47:59,028 见过我侄子没? 他的名字是耶稣 1424 00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:59,061 Have you met my nephew? His name is Jesus. 1425 00:47:59,134 --> 00:48:00,931 你多大了, 尼克? 1426 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:00,964 How old are you, Nick? 1427 00:48:01,036 --> 00:48:02,333 16岁 1428 00:48:01,069 --> 00:48:02,365 I'm 1 6. 1429 00:48:02,437 --> 00:48:05,964 坚强点, 索菲 1千元的赌注还在这里 1430 00:48:02,469 --> 00:48:05,994 Stay strong, Sophie. There's a thousand of my dollars at stake here. 1431 00:48:06,074 --> 00:48:08,702 我们还限制一杯吗? 1432 00:48:06,104 --> 00:48:08,730 Are we still on a one-drink limit? 1433 00:48:08,810 --> 00:48:11,836 - 我想可以多喝一杯 - 我同意 1434 00:48:08,839 --> 00:48:11,863 - I think we can have one more. - Yeah, I'm in. 1435 00:48:11,947 --> 00:48:14,177 很好 Scootch out of there, 索菲 1436 00:48:11,974 --> 00:48:14,202 Great. Scootch out of there, Sophie. 1437 00:48:14,282 --> 00:48:16,341 - 谁喝什么? - 索菲知道我喜欢什么 1438 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,366 - Who wants what? - Sophie knows what I like. 1439 00:48:16,451 --> 00:48:19,045 - 请来点冰水 - 好的，很可爱 1440 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:19,068 - Just some ice water, please. - Okay, that's charming. 1441 00:48:19,154 --> 00:48:20,280 尼克? 1442 00:48:19,178 --> 00:48:20,303 Nick? 1443 00:48:20,389 --> 00:48:24,291 一个演员应该考虑抓住 单独和安德里亚在一起的机会 1444 00:48:20,412 --> 00:48:24,312 A player might consider taking advantage of this time alone with Andrea. 1445 00:48:24,393 --> 00:48:27,089 安德里亚. 好 你们慢慢聊 1446 00:48:24,414 --> 00:48:27,108 Andrea. Yeah. You can take your time. 1447 00:48:37,139 --> 00:48:39,107 - 嗨 - 嗨 1448 00:48:37,154 --> 00:48:39,121 - Hi. - Hey. 1449 00:48:40,675 --> 00:48:42,870 - 你叔叔有什么事? - 我不知道 1450 00:48:40,689 --> 00:48:42,882 - What's the deal with your uncle? - I don't know. 1451 00:48:42,978 --> 00:48:46,243 这是第一次我和他一起到社交场合 1452 00:48:42,991 --> 00:48:46,254 This is really the first time I've hung out with him socially. 1453 00:48:47,115 --> 00:48:50,209 - 你住在这城市吗? - 我和妈妈住在俄亥俄州 1454 00:48:47,126 --> 00:48:50,218 - Do you live in the city? - I live in Ohio with my mom. 1455 00:48:51,153 --> 00:48:53,121 她和罗杰基本上不再说话 1456 00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:53,129 She and Roger don't really speak anymore. 1457 00:48:53,955 --> 00:48:55,217 俄亥俄? 1458 00:48:53,962 --> 00:48:55,223 Ohio? 1459 00:48:56,258 --> 00:48:58,385 家里有女朋友吗? 1460 00:48:56,264 --> 00:48:58,389 Do you have a girlfriend back home? 1461 00:48:59,494 --> 00:49:01,462 没有，现在没有 1462 00:48:59,499 --> 00:49:01,466 No. Not right now. 1463 00:49:10,172 --> 00:49:13,835 尼克, 能帮我个忙吗? Nick, can you do me a favor? 1464 00:49:13,942 --> 00:49:15,409 好的 Okay. 1465 00:49:25,756 --> 00:49:27,519 捡起来 Pick that up. 1466 00:49:30,862 --> 00:49:33,490 - 蛋白质可提神 - 我们换换, 安德里亚 - Protein for stamina. - Let's switch, Andrea. 1467 00:49:33,598 --> 00:49:36,192 - 好的，我想该你了 - 好主意 - Okay. I suppose it's your turn. - Yeah, good idea. 1468 00:49:36,302 --> 00:49:40,534 保持新鲜 帮助我们通过第二轮 Keep things fresh and help us fight that second-round lag. 1469 00:49:40,639 --> 00:49:43,199 - 什么意思? - 是第二轮谈话... - What's that? - That's a conversational lag... 1470 00:49:43,310 --> 00:49:46,643 常在要第二次酒时发生 that often occurs after the ordering of the second round. 1471 00:49:46,746 --> 00:49:50,443 事实上, 尼克在告诉我 你和他妈妈的关系 Actually, Nick was telling me about you and your relationship with his mother. 1472 00:49:50,551 --> 00:49:54,214 - 没什么秘密，她是我姐姐 - 你和她的关系如何 - No secret there. She's my sister. - Your relationship with her. 1473 00:49:54,323 --> 00:49:57,349 不是你和她的关系 尼克说他们不答腔 Not your relationship to her. Nick says they don't speak. 1474 00:49:57,459 --> 00:50:00,553 可怕 我是说，你需要你的家庭 That's terrible. I mean, you need your family. 1475 00:50:00,663 --> 00:50:03,860 - 是的 - 你认为发生了什么, 尼克? - Yeah. - What do you think happened, Nick? 1476 00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:08,166 我妈妈比罗杰大很多 大概差9岁 My mom's a lot older than Roger. Like nine years. 1477 00:50:08,272 --> 00:50:10,536 你肯定很吃惊, 罗杰 You must have been quite the little surprise, Roger. 1478 00:50:10,641 --> 00:50:13,337 9岁的差距并不意味着不能怀孕 A nine-year gap doesn't necessarily mean an unplanned pregnancy. 1479 00:50:14,946 --> 00:50:17,813 但显然，我确实有些吃惊 But, apparently, I did come as a bit of a surprise. 1480 00:50:17,916 --> 00:50:19,884 真的? 我不知道这事 Really? I didn't know that. 1481 00:50:19,986 --> 00:50:22,386 那并不能解释 为什么你与姐姐相处不好 That doesn't explain why you and your sister don't get along. 1482 00:50:22,488 --> 00:50:25,184 这么说吧 我们缺乏共同点 Let's just say we don't have much in common. 1483 00:50:25,959 --> 00:50:29,395 我妈妈说，罗杰小的时候 他能为自己开脱任何麻烦 My mom says that when Roger was little, he could talk himself out of anything. 1484 00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:31,623 他从没惹上麻烦 即使他被抓住 He never got in trouble, even when he got caught. 1485 00:50:31,733 --> 00:50:35,999 - 她称他是"Roger Dodger"(鬼罗杰) - 这对你太合适了 (dodger 躲闪者, 欺瞒者) - She called him "Roger Dodger." - That's perfect foryou. 1486 00:50:36,104 --> 00:50:39,403 口才好并没错 尼克遗传到了 There's nothing wrong with a high verbal ability. Nick's got it too. 1487 00:50:39,508 --> 00:50:41,635 我想象爷爷，他几乎不说话 I wanna be like Granddad. He almost never talks. 1488 00:50:41,744 --> 00:50:44,269 但他一旦说话 每个人都侧耳倾听 But when he does, everyone kind of leans forward. 1489 00:50:44,381 --> 00:50:46,349 你知道，我爸爸就是那样 You know, my dad's like that. 1490 00:50:46,449 --> 00:50:49,077 区别在于 我爸爸所说的 The difference being that what my father has to say is usually... 1491 00:50:49,185 --> 00:50:51,210 常常是些"再搞点伤回来" some variation on, "Get me another scotch." 1492 00:50:51,322 --> 00:50:53,586 - 有其父必有其子? - 不，有其女 - Like father, like son? - No, like daughter. 1493 00:50:53,691 --> 00:50:55,318 - 我搞到-- - 谁的女儿? - I get my-- - Whose daughter? 1494 00:50:55,426 --> 00:50:57,951 - "有其女"你指什么？ - 开玩笑 - What do you mean, "like daughter?' - No joke. 1495 00:50:58,063 --> 00:51:01,590 妈妈在洗衣篮里藏有酒 有好多年了 Mom keeps a bottle in the laundry basket. She has foryears. 1496 00:51:03,703 --> 00:51:05,227 - 噢，上帝, 尼克 - 那太糟了 - Oh, God, Nick. - That's awful. 1497 00:51:05,338 --> 00:51:09,035 她不是象落魄的人 她只是-- 你叫它什么? She's not a wreck or anything. She's just-- What do you call it? 1498 00:51:09,143 --> 00:51:11,077 - 超常运作 - 是. 那就是苏珊 - High-functioning. - Yeah. That's Susan all right. 1499 00:51:11,178 --> 00:51:13,146 她总是超常运转 She's always functioned at a high level. 1500 00:51:13,247 --> 00:51:17,013 - 她真的很高尚，你知道？ - 你怎能开那玩笑? - She's just really high, you know? - How can you joke about that? 1501 00:51:17,118 --> 00:51:19,643 你能开任何事的玩笑 只要它和你有关 You can joke about anything that has to do with yourself. 1502 00:51:19,754 --> 00:51:21,745 这是基本的人权 对不对, 尼克? It's a basic human right. Isn't that right, Nick? 1503 00:51:23,092 --> 00:51:25,754 我想那是合乎宪法的 I think that's constitutional or something. 1504 00:51:25,861 --> 00:51:29,160 言论自由、玩笑自由 Freedom of speech. Freedom to joke. 1505 00:51:29,266 --> 00:51:31,530 你知道什么? 我要去洗手间 You know what? I need the ladies' room. 1506 00:51:31,635 --> 00:51:33,967 我们让男士们讨论这些新发现 Let's let the boys discuss these new revelations. 1507 00:51:34,072 --> 00:51:35,630 - 好主意 - 我不-- 好吧 - Good idea. - I don't-- All right. 1508 00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,207 好吧 All right. 1509 00:51:39,478 --> 00:51:41,446 小心，我们在等 Be careful. We'll be waiting. 1510 00:51:43,248 --> 00:51:45,148 你今晚不想和人性交吗？ Are you sure you want to get laid tonight? 1511 00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:46,877 我认为你想了解 I thought you would like to know that. 1512 00:51:46,987 --> 00:51:48,887 想来这里学习的不是我 I am not the one who is here to learn. 1513 00:51:48,989 --> 00:51:50,889 对大多数人来说 这里的话是说过就忘 For most of us, this is a forgetting place. 1514 00:51:50,991 --> 00:51:52,822 - 好吗? - 我们在谈论爷爷 - All right? - We were talking about Granddad. 1515 00:51:52,927 --> 00:51:54,827 - 我想-- - 你以为有资格加入... - I figured-- - You felt qualified to jump in... 1516 00:51:54,929 --> 00:51:56,829 并且解释清楚那个特殊的话题吗? and expound on that particular topic? 1517 00:51:56,931 --> 00:51:58,330 是的，我很抱歉 That's right. I'm sorry. 1518 00:51:58,433 --> 00:52:01,493 你现在是那个话题的专家了 但很不适宜 You're an expert on that subject now. You guys are joined at the fucking hip. 1519 00:52:01,603 --> 00:52:03,503 我不想冷场 I wanted to keep the conversation going. 1520 00:52:03,605 --> 00:52:05,869 有4个人在这里 There are four of us in this booth. 1521 00:52:05,975 --> 00:52:08,034 把它想象成桥牌 Think of it as a game of bridge. 1522 00:52:10,146 --> 00:52:13,411 在桥牌中, 2人一组4人一桌 In bridge, you have two sets of partners, okay? 1523 00:52:13,517 --> 00:52:15,417 如果你想让别人 Ifyou hope to become the kind of man... 1524 00:52:15,519 --> 00:52:17,419 选择你进行游戏 that other men choose to go into battle with... 1525 00:52:17,522 --> 00:52:19,888 你就必须学会 领会同伴的意图 you have to learn to read your partner. 1526 00:52:19,991 --> 00:52:22,960 很明显 我今晚不想谈家里的事 It should have been obvious I don't want to talk about the family tonight. 1527 00:52:23,996 --> 00:52:25,224 在这之前... A little while ago... 1528 00:52:25,331 --> 00:52:28,164 我们在听索菲讲她自己口交的事 we were listening to Sophie describe herself giving a blow job. 1529 00:52:28,267 --> 00:52:30,167 Don't you think that's slightly more fertile ground... 1530 00:52:28,267 --> 00:52:32,897 你不认为那比你妈妈的洗衣篮更有趣吗？ 1531 00:52:30,270 --> 00:52:32,898 than what's at the bottom ofyour mother's laundry basket? 1532 00:52:34,808 --> 00:52:37,606 尽你所能把话题扯回到 Pull your weight and steer the conversation back... 1533 00:52:37,712 --> 00:52:40,112 有关性的方面 to something in the same universe as sex. 1534 00:52:40,214 --> 00:52:43,672 记得吗, 今晚的主要目的? Remember, the thing that was supposed to be the primary focus this evening? 1535 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:45,481 别让我采用“失败保险” Don't make me resort to the fail-safe. 1536 00:52:47,389 --> 00:52:50,187 - 你去哪里? - 对不起 - Where are you going? - Excuse me. 1537 00:52:50,293 --> 00:52:52,284 不，坏主意 No. Bad idea. 1538 00:52:52,395 --> 00:52:53,794 噢，上帝 Ah,Jesus. 1539 00:53:23,898 --> 00:53:25,991 那里没事吧? Everything okay over there? 1540 00:53:26,102 --> 00:53:28,002 不，你站那里我尿不出来 No. I can't go with you standing there. 1541 00:53:28,104 --> 00:53:31,005 - 为什么? - 就是不能。出去 - Why not? - I just can't. Get out of here. 1542 00:53:31,107 --> 00:53:33,803 有个害羞的膀胱不能安度一生, 尼克 Can't go through life with a shy bladder, Nick. 1543 00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:35,878 你要在酒吧呆下去了 You're gonna be spending a lot of time in bars. 1544 00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:37,947 大部分酒吧有象这样休息室 Most of them will have restrooms just like this one. 1545 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,615 好，那你尿 你先尿 Fine. Then you go. You go first. 1546 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,688 我不用，我只是来洗手 I don't have to. Just came in to rinse my hands. 1547 00:53:46,391 --> 00:53:47,824 算了吧 Forget it. 1548 00:53:52,398 --> 00:53:55,162 - 走吧，孩子 - 不，我和别人来的 - Let's go, kid. - No, look. I'm with somebody. 1549 00:53:56,337 --> 00:53:58,771 罗杰叔叔, 你能告诉他吗？ 他不-- Uncle Roger, could you please tell him? He doesn't-- 1550 00:53:58,873 --> 00:54:01,239 - 你怎么? - 不，我不认识他 - How you doing? - No, I don't know him. 1551 00:54:01,342 --> 00:54:03,242 - 该睡觉了孩子，走吧 - 罗杰叔叔 - Bedtime, kid. Let's go. - Uncle Roger. 1552 00:54:03,345 --> 00:54:05,313 - 快点，孩子，出去 - 你能-- - Come on, kid. Out. - Could you please-- 1553 00:54:06,181 --> 00:54:08,979 他是我-- 罗杰叔叔! 真的，回去吧 He's my-- Uncle Roger! Really, go back in there. 1554 00:54:10,586 --> 00:54:12,451 你瞧，我是个演员 我在体验生活 Look, I'm an actor. I'm researching a role. 1555 00:54:12,555 --> 00:54:14,523 - 祝你好运 - 好的 - Good luck with that. - Okay. 1556 00:54:44,859 --> 00:54:46,486 - 你没事? - 噢，嗨 - You okay? - Oh, hey. 1557 00:54:46,595 --> 00:54:49,564 我想我应该等等再用洗手间 I guess I should've waited to use the bathroom. 1558 00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:53,362 在这里闲聊的新鲜感已经消失 Okay. Unless the novelty of hanging out with prom king here has worn off... 1559 00:54:53,469 --> 00:54:56,097 我建议带瓶酒去找个景色好的地方 I suggest we get a bottle and find someplace with a view. 1560 00:55:00,010 --> 00:55:03,309 - 好的，我们去找景色 - 去找景色，女士们 - All right. Let's find a view. - Let's find a view. Ladies. 1561 00:55:23,036 --> 00:55:25,334 - 那差不多 - 好了，谢谢 - That was close. - That's good. Thank you. 1562 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,704 - 这是最好的 - 好了，一点点就行 - This is the finest. - That's good.Just a little bit. 1563 00:55:27,809 --> 00:55:28,935 谢谢 Thankyou. 1564 00:55:29,043 --> 00:55:31,671 来一点，好了，好了 Just a little. That's good. That's good. 1565 00:55:33,649 --> 00:55:35,446 - 你喜欢酒吗? - 喜欢 - How do you like the wine? - I like it. 1566 00:55:35,551 --> 00:55:37,542 它使我胸腔温暖 It makes my chest feel warm. 1567 00:55:37,654 --> 00:55:40,248 - 罗杰, 你教坏的 - 是，是我 - Roger, you're a bad influence. - Yes, I am. 1568 00:55:40,357 --> 00:55:42,757 - 酒精, 道德放纵的女人 - 还有赌博 - Alcohol, women of loose morals. - And gambling. 1569 00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:44,327 对，赌博 That's right. Gambling. 1570 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,623 尼克没有抱怨 I don't see Nick complaining. 1571 00:55:46,731 --> 00:55:49,029 尽管我有话谈放纵的女人 Although I have to say, forwomen ofloose morals... 1572 00:55:50,102 --> 00:55:53,196 今晚的谈话到现在有点沉闷 conversation has been pretty tame so far tonight. 1573 00:55:54,172 --> 00:55:57,539 除了索菲的“口”头描述 With the notable exception of Sophie's oral presentation. 1574 00:55:57,644 --> 00:55:58,736 住嘴 Shut up. 1575 00:55:58,845 --> 00:56:02,611 若让尼克听听女士对性的领悟 对他会有好处的 It'd be helpful for Nick to hear more of the female perspective of the sex act. 1576 00:56:02,716 --> 00:56:04,741 - 你同意吗? - 上帝 - Do you agree? - God. 1577 00:56:05,519 --> 00:56:07,180 从哪儿开始? Where to begin? 1578 00:56:07,289 --> 00:56:09,257 尼克起个头吧. 尼克? Nick will get us started. Nick? 1579 00:56:13,696 --> 00:56:15,163 开始吧 Go ahead. 1580 00:56:15,865 --> 00:56:17,765 问吧，你想问什么都行 Ask away. Any question you like. 1581 00:56:17,867 --> 00:56:19,061 要有趣些 Keep it interesting. 1582 00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:20,465 好的 All right. 1583 00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:25,974 我很想知道你们的第一次是怎样的 I guess I'd like to know what your first time was like. 1584 00:56:27,011 --> 00:56:29,411 - 这是第一个问题? - 这是个好问题 - That's what you come up with? - That is a great question. 1585 00:56:29,514 --> 00:56:30,811 谢谢 Thankyou. 1586 00:56:32,117 --> 00:56:33,584 我先讲 I'll go first. 1587 00:56:36,855 --> 00:56:40,018 - 那是我在三年级的时候 - 高中还是大学? - It was my junioryear. - High school or college? 1588 00:56:41,394 --> 00:56:42,952 高中 High school. 1589 00:56:43,063 --> 00:56:45,827 他叫 Bobby Rushton, 我们甚至没有约会 His name was Bobby Rushton, and we weren't even dating. 1590 00:56:45,933 --> 00:56:49,425 只是有一天我带他出去 心想就是他了 I just picked him out one day and decided he was gonna be the one. 1591 00:56:49,537 --> 00:56:51,835 - 为什么选他? - 幽默感? - Why did you pick him? - Sense of humor? 1592 00:56:52,874 --> 00:56:55,775 哈哈，我记得他很有趣，但... Ha-ha. He was funny, as I remember, but... 1593 00:56:55,877 --> 00:56:58,675 不仅仅是 it was something more than that. 1594 00:56:58,781 --> 00:57:02,080 It was like this vibe. It was like this vibe. 1595 00:57:02,185 --> 00:57:04,153 我知道他会很好 I knew he would be nice. 1596 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:07,849 他不是很受欢迎 我想他不会向他的朋友吹嘘我的事 He wasn't very popular, and I didn't think he'd brag about me to his friends. 1597 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:10,688 - 有点意思 - 他没有 - That's half the fun. - Well, he didn't. 1598 00:57:10,795 --> 00:57:12,763 他和我一样紧张 He was just as nervous as I was. 1599 00:57:13,999 --> 00:57:16,058 这是我选择他的部分理由 Which is part of the reason that I picked him... 1600 00:57:16,168 --> 00:57:19,365 因为我想有些控制权 because I think I wanted to have some control. 1601 00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:22,441 - 你明白? - 你也是他的第一个吗? - You know? - You were his first as well then? 1602 00:57:22,542 --> 00:57:25,705 是的。事实上，我和他一起买的避孕套 Yeah. In fact, I went with him to go get the condoms. 1603 00:57:25,812 --> 00:57:27,837 我们一直骑车穿过城镇 We biked all the way across town... 1604 00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:30,440 因为我们怕有人看到我们 because we were so afraid someone might see us. 1605 00:57:30,551 --> 00:57:32,985 - 为这事我们计划了一个月 - 我喜欢这个故事 - We planned the thing for a month. - I love this story. 1606 00:57:33,821 --> 00:57:37,257 - 是的 - 那, 在哪里? - Yes. - So, where did you, you know? 1607 00:57:38,927 --> 00:57:41,452 在我家，我的房间 It was in my house, in my room. 1608 00:57:42,298 --> 00:57:44,266 我父母外出过周末 My parents were away for the weekend. 1609 00:57:44,367 --> 00:57:48,030 - 你流血了? - 正常，不很多 - Did you bleed? - The usual. Not too bad. 1610 00:57:48,139 --> 00:57:50,107 等等，那第一次疼吗? Wait. So it hurts the first time? 1611 00:57:51,909 --> 00:57:54,241 刚开始 (first second 第一秒) Well, it really hurts... 1612 00:57:55,781 --> 00:57:57,749 确实疼 that first second. 1613 00:57:58,918 --> 00:58:01,716 之后，一切都不同了 And then after that, it's just new. 1614 00:58:01,821 --> 00:58:05,882 明白? 就象对你的身体的新感觉 You know? It's like this new feeling foryour body. 1615 00:58:05,993 --> 00:58:07,426 他怎么样? So how was he? 1616 00:58:08,662 --> 00:58:11,688 - 几秒就结束? - 不是! 他象马一样继续干 - Matter of seconds? - No way! He kept going like a champ. 1617 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,995 实际上我不得不让他快点 I had to ask him to hurry up, actually. 1618 00:58:14,102 --> 00:58:15,399 哇! - Ow! - Yeah. 1619 00:58:15,503 --> 00:58:19,735 他承认了之前象疯了般手淫 所以他不想-- He did admit to masturbating like crazy beforehand so he wouldn't just-- 1620 00:58:19,842 --> 00:58:23,073 - 象他没做过那事 - 不, 听起来他是个好男孩 - Like he wasn't doing that already. - No, he sounds like a nice guy. 1621 00:58:23,179 --> 00:58:25,443 - 听起来他象是美梦成真 - 他是个好男孩 - He sounds like a dream come true. - He was a nice guy. 1622 00:58:25,549 --> 00:58:27,983 他现在是个警察 他有4个孩子 He's a cop now. He's got four kids. 1623 00:58:28,085 --> 00:58:30,519 过早的性生活无疑是羞辱 Early sex is an absolute humiliation. 1624 00:58:30,621 --> 00:58:34,580 自我辩解 我的第一次很奇妙 Oh. Speak foryourself. My first time was wonderful. 1625 00:58:34,692 --> 00:58:36,387 是吗? Oh, yeah? 1626 00:58:36,495 --> 00:58:38,463 让我大胆地猜猜 Let me take a wild guess. 1627 00:58:39,665 --> 00:58:41,860 - 一个老绅士 - 你对了 - An older gentleman. - Right you are. 1628 00:58:41,967 --> 00:58:43,434 - 已婚? - 又对了 - Married? - Right again. 1629 00:58:44,637 --> 00:58:46,070 你有多大? How old were you? 1630 00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:48,572 19岁，刚上大学 I was 1 9. Freshman in college. 1631 00:58:48,676 --> 00:58:51,474 我想你没花多少时间和同室交流 Guess you didn't spend a lot of time getting to know your roommates. 1632 00:58:51,579 --> 00:58:55,413 对，对，我甚至不记得她们的长相 No. No, I don't even remember what they look like. 1633 00:58:56,551 --> 00:58:58,348 那发生了什么? So what happened? 1634 00:58:59,688 --> 00:59:03,522 不管相不相 他最终选择了他老婆 Well, believe it or not, he ended up staying with his wife. 1635 00:59:04,627 --> 00:59:06,185 有多大的可能性? What are the odds? 1636 00:59:06,295 --> 00:59:08,263 当你知道他不会离开她时 你怎么办? What did you do when you realized he wasn't going to leave her? 1637 00:59:08,365 --> 00:59:11,596 好了, 尼克, 我最终知道了... Well, Nick, I got over it eventually... 1638 00:59:11,702 --> 00:59:13,670 我发誓不再重复错误 and vowed not to repeat the mistake. 1639 00:59:13,771 --> 00:59:16,797 - 结果怎么样? - 几个月就不行了 - And how's that going? - Some months are better than others. 1640 00:59:16,908 --> 00:59:18,341 - 哦 - 索菲-- - Uh-huh. - Sophie-- 1641 00:59:18,443 --> 00:59:20,673 - 我没说什么 - 我该怎么办？他们都结婚了 - I didn't say anything. - What can I do? They're all married. 1642 00:59:20,779 --> 00:59:22,940 我发誓不再唠叨，好吗 I promised I would not be a nag. It's okay. 1643 00:59:23,048 --> 00:59:25,312 你，高手 告诉我们你的第一次 You, hotshot. Tell us about your first time. 1644 00:59:28,355 --> 00:59:32,121 实际上，我觉得尼克的故事 会更有趣. 尼克? Actually, I think Nick's story is much more interesting. Nick? 1645 00:59:33,161 --> 00:59:35,459 - 我想听听 - 是的 - This I want to hear. - Yeah. 1646 00:59:38,065 --> 00:59:39,794 尼古拉斯? Nicholas? 1647 00:59:39,902 --> 00:59:43,030 嗯, 这很难承认，但... Well, this is hard to admit, but... 1648 00:59:44,741 --> 00:59:47,369 我没有性经验 I've never had sex. 1649 00:59:52,116 --> 00:59:53,913 你是处男? You're a virgin? 1650 00:59:55,152 --> 00:59:56,380 是的 Yes. 1651 01:00:01,193 --> 01:00:03,491 那好性感，是不是？ That is so sexy. Am I right? 1652 01:00:03,596 --> 01:00:05,496 - 那很剌激 - 真的? - It's hot. - Really? 1653 01:00:05,598 --> 01:00:07,259 - 是的 - 你有女朋友吗? - Yeah. - Do you have a girlfriend? 1654 01:00:07,366 --> 01:00:09,960 - 从来没有 - 吻过女孩吗? - No. Never. - Have you ever kissed a girl? 1655 01:00:10,070 --> 01:00:12,971 是的，高中时有几次玩 truth or dare 游戏 Yeah, a couple of times in junior high playing truth or dare... 1656 01:00:13,073 --> 01:00:15,667 但那不象是真的接吻 but they weren't like real kisses. 1657 01:00:15,777 --> 01:00:17,108 不用舌头? No tongue? 1658 01:00:17,879 --> 01:00:21,042 我想是, 那还不止 她们很生硬 I guess, but more than that. They were just stiff. 1659 01:00:21,149 --> 01:00:23,049 不是我想象的那样 Not like I imagined that they should be. 1660 01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:25,450 尼克, 过来一会 Nick, come here for a second. 1661 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:30,887 噢，上帝 Oh, my God. 1662 01:00:54,054 --> 01:00:56,318 不要爱上我或者什么，好吗? Now, don't fall in love with me or anything, okay? 1663 01:00:58,192 --> 01:01:00,353 那只是帮你度过少年期 That was just to get you through junioryear. 1664 01:01:00,462 --> 01:01:02,089 好的 All right. 1665 01:01:05,401 --> 01:01:07,426 我情不自禁 想得到你的初吻 I couldn't resist being your first kiss. 1666 01:01:07,536 --> 01:01:08,764 那很好 That's right. 1667 01:01:08,871 --> 01:01:12,136 永远永远 你都是他的初吻 Forever and ever, you will be his first kiss. 1668 01:01:13,010 --> 01:01:15,103 - 别靠近我 - 行了，为了对称 - Get away from me. - Come on. For symmetry. 1669 01:01:15,212 --> 01:01:17,180 不，别想. 尼克 No, not a chance. Nick. 1670 01:01:17,982 --> 01:01:20,746 - 你什么感觉? - 我的心跳得很快 - How do you feel? - My heart is beating really fast. 1671 01:01:20,852 --> 01:01:23,320 - 他知道怎么回答 - 他吻得好吗? - He knows just what to say. - Is he a good kisser? 1672 01:01:23,421 --> 01:01:26,254 噢，他会让人伤心的 Oh, he's gonna break some hearts. 1673 01:01:27,092 --> 01:01:28,821 下边那个怎么样, 尼克? How 'bout down below, Nick? 1674 01:01:28,927 --> 01:01:31,088 有没有挺起来? Any, you know, vertical displacement? 1675 01:01:31,197 --> 01:01:33,859 别烦他 你干嘛，风流浪子? Leave him alone. How you doing, Casanova? 1676 01:01:33,967 --> 01:01:35,594 - 没什么 - 真的? - I'm okay. - Sure? 1677 01:01:35,702 --> 01:01:37,329 - 是的 - 那好 - Yeah. - Okay. 1678 01:01:37,438 --> 01:01:40,805 我承认，我结婚了 我把戒指放在皮夹里了 Look, I confess. I'm married. I keep my ring in my wallet. 1679 01:01:40,908 --> 01:01:42,876 结婚了也不行 Even ifyou were married. 1680 01:01:47,516 --> 01:01:48,983 好，好 Yeah, yeah. 1681 01:01:51,754 --> 01:01:52,812 那么, 尼克 So, Nick. 1682 01:01:52,922 --> 01:01:56,187 用点时间把这个归档以后用 你明白我的的意思吗？ Take a moment to file this away for later. You understand what I mean? 1683 01:01:57,461 --> 01:01:58,519 想想吧, 索菲 Just think, Sophie. 1684 01:01:59,463 --> 01:02:02,864 在未来的6个月中 尼克每次遗精，都会想到你 In the next six months, every time Nick jerks off, he'll be picturing you. 1685 01:02:02,967 --> 01:02:04,832 - 别那么卑鄙 - 我不会那么做 - Don't be an asshole. - I don't do that, okay? 1686 01:02:04,936 --> 01:02:07,336 没错 好了，我没结婚 It's true. Okay, so I'm not married. 1687 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,499 重要的是得不到感情，明白吗? What's important is the emotional unavailability, right? 1688 01:02:09,608 --> 01:02:11,576 - 那就是你所寻找的 - 我要走了 - That's what you look for. - I'm leaving. 1689 01:02:13,847 --> 01:02:16,315 索菲, 你还没有给年轻的尼古拉斯... And, Sophie, you've even provided young Nicholas here... 1690 01:02:16,416 --> 01:02:19,408 特殊印象 帮他进入太虚幻境 with a particular image to help structure his fantasy. 1691 01:02:20,655 --> 01:02:22,555 去你的, 罗杰 你今晚有地方去吗? Fuckyou, Roger. Do you have a place to stay tonight? 1692 01:02:22,657 --> 01:02:25,091 - 他和我在一起 - 你可跟我们走 - He's staying with me. - You can come with us. 1693 01:02:25,193 --> 01:02:28,856 他跟我走 除非你做些有益的事 He's with me. Unless you're finally ready to do something constructive. 1694 01:02:28,964 --> 01:02:31,364 象 帮尼克进入高潮 怎么样, 索菲? Like help Nick have an orgasm, huh, Sophie? 1695 01:02:31,467 --> 01:02:34,561 - 该摆脱你叔叔了 - 你好恶心。我们走 - It's time to cut your uncle loose. - You're disgusting. We're outta here. 1696 01:02:34,671 --> 01:02:36,161 - 你小心些 - 安德里亚? - You take care. - Andrea? 1697 01:02:36,272 --> 01:02:37,830 - 噢, 恶心 - 去你的 - Oh, disgusting. - Fuckyou. 1698 01:02:37,941 --> 01:02:39,772 女士们? 我-- Ladies? I-- 1699 01:02:40,511 --> 01:02:42,411 他说什么了吗? Was it something he said? 1700 01:02:42,513 --> 01:02:43,844 混蛋! Asshole! 1701 01:02:45,016 --> 01:02:47,883 不. 我不要-- 这是你的机会 But no. Don't I-- Okay, here's your chance. 1702 01:02:47,986 --> 01:02:49,886 你在说什么? 为何你那说那些? What are you talking about? Why did you say that? 1703 01:02:49,988 --> 01:02:51,683 好警察、坏警察 Good cop, bad cop. 1704 01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:54,225 我撒下了种子 现在去完成它，好吗? I planted the seed. Now go and close the deal, all right? 1705 01:02:54,327 --> 01:02:56,318 - 我不能去-- - 你以为能再找到更好的机会? - I can't go-- - You thinkyou'll get a better chance? 1706 01:02:56,429 --> 01:02:58,761 去，看在上帝的份上 记住主要目的 Go, for Christ's sake, and remember the primary objective. 1707 01:02:58,866 --> 01:03:00,299 去，去，去! Go, go, go! 1708 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,048 跑, 尼克, 跑 Run, Nick, run. 1709 01:03:20,891 --> 01:03:22,222 索菲! Sophie! 1710 01:03:23,628 --> 01:03:26,995 嗨, 索菲. 对不起 Hey, Sophie. I'm sorry. 1711 01:03:28,032 --> 01:03:30,432 没关系的 他是个怪人不是你的错 Don't worry about it. It's not your fault he's a jerk. 1712 01:03:30,536 --> 01:03:34,063 我知道。我希望 不象这样子结束 I know. I wish it didn't have to just end like this. 1713 01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:37,169 我们要走了 We're going now. 1714 01:03:38,044 --> 01:03:40,410 我建议你取消打赌 回家 I suggest you call offyour bet and go home. 1715 01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:43,308 打赌的事是胡绉的 The bet thing was just bullshit, okay? 1716 01:03:44,985 --> 01:03:46,282 我知道 I know. 1717 01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:50,187 别太当回事，好吗? You take it easy, okay? 1718 01:03:50,292 --> 01:03:52,817 我想我们-- Look, I want us to-- 1719 01:03:54,363 --> 01:03:56,854 别糟蹋我们今晚度过的好时光 Don't spoil the wonderful time we had tonight. 1720 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,427 你明白? You know? 1721 01:04:05,710 --> 01:04:07,678 用这个记住我 This is to remember me by. 1722 01:04:17,156 --> 01:04:19,056 保重, 尼克 Take care, Nick. 1723 01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,127 我们需要象你这样的男人 We need more men like you. 1724 01:04:47,224 --> 01:04:48,748 嗨 Hey. 1725 01:04:48,826 --> 01:04:49,918 怎么回事? What happened? 1726 01:04:50,028 --> 01:04:51,825 什么？什么都没发生 What? Nothing happened. 1727 01:04:52,864 --> 01:04:53,888 那你完了 So you're oh for one. 1728 01:04:53,999 --> 01:04:55,990 她并不是想做那事 我不能请求她 She wasn't gonna go for it. I couldn't ask her. 1729 01:04:56,102 --> 01:04:58,798 - 你今晚想和索菲过夜? - 很显然，她不是-- - You gonna sleep with Sophie tonight? - It was obvious. She was not-- 1730 01:04:58,905 --> 01:05:01,738 你今晚想和索菲性交吗？ Are you going to have sex with Sophie tonight? 1731 01:05:04,878 --> 01:05:07,346 - 不 - 那我就说：你完了 - No. - Then I repeat: you're oh for one. 1732 01:05:07,447 --> 01:05:10,610 You need to learn how to finish. Anyone can get halfway home. 你应该学会如何完成 谁都能半道回家 1733 01:05:14,557 --> 01:05:16,752 We're switching to plan B. Hey! 我们改按B计划行动. 嗨! 1734 01:05:18,561 --> 01:05:21,189 I think a change ofvenue will improve your luck. 我想 改变一下环境 会改善你的运气 1735 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:42,211 Wait! Hold up! Stop! 等等! 等等! 停下! 1736 01:06:26,406 --> 01:06:28,897 Do me a favor. Stay here till we're inside. 听我的 等在这里直到进去 1737 01:06:29,010 --> 01:06:30,978 - So where we goin'? - Finish up. - 我们去哪里? - 完成 1738 01:06:33,914 --> 01:06:37,008 - We're going to a party. Come on. - Whose party is it? - 我们去个晚会，走 - 谁的晚会? 1739 01:06:39,388 --> 01:06:41,879 Fuck! Over here. Over here. Kao! 那里 那里 1740 01:06:43,326 --> 01:06:45,419 Look at this. Beautiful glasswork. 看看这个 漂亮的玻璃制品 1741 01:07:00,646 --> 01:07:02,045 Whoa, whoa. 哇，哇 1742 01:07:06,019 --> 01:07:07,316 Why we running? 为什么跑? 1743 01:07:07,421 --> 01:07:09,321 That doorman has a hateful personality. 看门人脾气不好 1744 01:07:09,423 --> 01:07:12,085 Listen up. It's gonna be a whole new dynamic up there. 听着，上面是另一种精力充沛的人 1745 01:07:12,193 --> 01:07:13,421 Stay focused. 机灵点 1746 01:07:13,528 --> 01:07:16,088 Don't talk to any guys. That's a definite rally-killer. 不要和任何人讲话 那定是个集会杀手 1747 01:07:16,197 --> 01:07:19,030 Keep moving at all times. No hiding in the bathroom. 保持四处转 不要藏在洗手间 1748 01:07:19,802 --> 01:07:21,827 Here we are. Hey. 到了。嗨 1749 01:07:25,275 --> 01:07:27,436 - Look who it is. - Hey, Chris. How are you? - 看看这是谁 - 嗨, 克莉丝. 你好吗? 1750 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,444 This is my nephew Nick. Chris. 这是我侄子尼克. 克莉丝 1751 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,639 - How are you? - How ya doin'? - 你好? - 你好? 1752 01:07:36,787 --> 01:07:39,779 Wait. Do you have a bathroom I could use? 等等，我可用用洗手间吗? 1753 01:07:39,891 --> 01:07:41,859 - A what? - A bathroom I could use? - 什么? - 用洗手间? 1754 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,018 A what? 什么? 1755 01:07:43,963 --> 01:07:45,931 I've been trying to shake this woman all night. 我整晚都在试图把她摇醒 1756 01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:49,367 This is Donovan. 这是多诺万 1757 01:07:49,470 --> 01:07:51,904 I'm the only one here that's my age. 这里没有我同龄人 1758 01:07:52,005 --> 01:07:54,303 Where did you think we were going, the junior prom? 你以为我们去哪里 少年舞会? 1759 01:07:55,643 --> 01:07:57,167 I think I'm drunk. 我想我喝醉了 1760 01:07:59,748 --> 01:08:00,874 Come here. 过来 1761 01:08:03,586 --> 01:08:05,918 Nick. Do you know where we are? 尼克. 你知道我们在哪里吗? 1762 01:08:07,189 --> 01:08:09,885 - I thinkyou said Greenwich Street. - We're in winning time. - 我想你说过格林威治街 - 我们身处 决胜时刻 1763 01:08:09,993 --> 01:08:12,325 - Okay. Winning time. - Right. Okay? - 对，决胜时刻 - 是不是? 1764 01:08:12,429 --> 01:08:14,989 It's a little harder to recognize than when you're in a bar... 这比在酒吧难发现 1765 01:08:15,099 --> 01:08:17,067 but the concept is the same. 但概念是一样的 1766 01:08:18,870 --> 01:08:21,134 There's an incredible moment that happens when a party... 当晚会过了高潮 1767 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,266 passes its apex, its peak. 就会有一个难以置信的时刻 1768 01:08:25,344 --> 01:08:28,404 As if by magic, suddenly every person in the room... 就象是魔法, 突然间这里所有的人 1769 01:08:28,515 --> 01:08:30,483 is acutely aware of the time. 都意识到了这个时刻 1770 01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:33,746 It is at that moment that the fear hits. 就在那个时刻 恐惧来临 1771 01:08:34,789 --> 01:08:37,849 - What fear? - The fear of the empty apartment. - 什么恐惧? - 对空房子的恐惧 1772 01:08:38,893 --> 01:08:40,087 Oh. Yeah. 噢，是的 1773 01:08:40,195 --> 01:08:42,425 That is more than most people can stand. 那是大多数人所不能忍受的 1774 01:08:43,365 --> 01:08:46,596 Desperation creeps into the room like a fog. 绝望象雾一般爬进房间 1775 01:08:46,702 --> 01:08:49,535 Eyes begin to search the crowd anxiously. 眼睛开始焦急地搜索人群 1776 01:08:49,639 --> 01:08:52,972 Standards are drastically lowered. I mean, it's palpable. 准则戏剧般地放低了 我是说，很明显地 1777 01:08:53,877 --> 01:08:56,004 - You know what I'm saying? - Not really. - 明白我所说的话吗? - 不是很懂 1778 01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:02,708 What I'm saying is, you have a real shot here, Nick. 我说的是, 你在这里完成真正的性交, 尼克 1779 01:09:05,958 --> 01:09:09,758 This is the moment that separates a true champion. 这是分出真正冠军的时刻 1780 01:09:09,862 --> 01:09:11,989 You remember the reason you first asked for my help? 还记得你请我帮助的理由吗? 1781 01:09:12,799 --> 01:09:14,061 The primary goal? 主要目标? 1782 01:09:14,167 --> 01:09:16,135 - Yes. - Then let me help you... - 是的 - 那就让我帮你... 1783 01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,033 to achieve it. 完成它 1784 01:09:29,819 --> 01:09:32,083 All right. So. 好的. 然后呢 1785 01:09:32,188 --> 01:09:35,214 We need to scope out who the drinkers are. 我们要看看喝酒的是谁 1786 01:09:35,326 --> 01:09:38,159 Every party needs a pace car, a rabbit. 每个晚会都需要一个开路车、一个野兔 1787 01:09:39,230 --> 01:09:42,358 Always look for the girls who are two drinks ahead of everybody else. 要不停地寻找 比别人多喝两杯的女孩 1788 01:09:42,467 --> 01:09:44,025 How do you do that? 怎么找? 1789 01:09:44,135 --> 01:09:46,535 Listen for inappropriately loud bursts of laughter... 倾听不适宜的大笑 1790 01:09:46,638 --> 01:09:48,868 or scan the crowd for somebody spilling a drink. 在人群中搜索洒酒的人 1791 01:09:48,975 --> 01:09:52,672 Check the dance floor for somebody working out of their zone. 在舞池中看谁线路舞错 1792 01:09:52,778 --> 01:09:54,746 How about them? They seem pretty drunk. 他们怎么了? 他们应该醉了 1793 01:09:58,886 --> 01:10:00,183 Good afternoon. 下午好 1794 01:10:01,723 --> 01:10:05,625 God, this is so embarrassing. I don't know how this happened. 上帝, 真不好意思 我不知是怎么搞的 1795 01:10:05,727 --> 01:10:08,355 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 非常抱歉 对不起 1796 01:10:08,464 --> 01:10:09,761 Hey, Donna. 嗨, 堂娜 1797 01:10:11,233 --> 01:10:12,996 - Hi. - How ya doin'? - 嗨 - 你怎么样? 1798 01:10:13,103 --> 01:10:14,730 - Well-- - Good. Listen. - 还好 - 很好，听着 1799 01:10:14,838 --> 01:10:16,738 This is my nephew I want to introduce. Nick. 这是我的侄子 我想介绍一下. 尼克. 1800 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,933 - Hi. - I saw you earlier at the office. - 嗨 - 之前我在办公室见过你 1801 01:10:19,043 --> 01:10:21,136 Hi, Nick. Donna. 嗨, 尼克. 堂娜. 1802 01:10:21,245 --> 01:10:23,713 - Nice to see you. - You too. - 高兴见到你 - 我也是 1803 01:10:25,651 --> 01:10:28,279 - Roger's showing you the town? - Yeah, some of it. - 罗杰带你去城里看看? - 是，差不多 1804 01:10:29,154 --> 01:10:30,644 Yeah, Nick's visiting. 尼克的拜访 1805 01:10:30,756 --> 01:10:33,054 Why don't you tell Donna about the bet we got going. 为何不告诉堂娜我们打的赌呢 1806 01:10:33,159 --> 01:10:34,786 - See you in a second. - Huh? Wait. - 待会见 - 呃? 等等 1807 01:10:35,662 --> 01:10:39,029 What bet? What's he got you involved in? 什么打赌? 他让你参与了什么? 1808 01:10:39,133 --> 01:10:41,567 - Oh, it's nothing. Really. - What is this? - 没什么，真的 - 这是什么? 1809 01:10:41,669 --> 01:10:43,603 Oh, that. I don't even know. 那呀. 我都不知道 1810 01:10:43,705 --> 01:10:45,002 - It's cute. - Thanks. - 很可爱 - 谢谢 1811 01:10:45,106 --> 01:10:46,903 I don't even use it. 我都没用过它 1812 01:10:47,008 --> 01:10:49,442 Eighty. Hot. Eighty degrees. 80，刺激，80度 1813 01:10:49,544 --> 01:10:51,739 That is hot. Yeah. 是刺激，是的 1814 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:58,619 We made a bet whether I can get someone to fall in love with me tonight. 我们打赌看我是否在今晚 能让某个人爱上我 1815 01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:00,019 Wow. 哇 1816 01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:03,090 - For how much? - A thousand bucks. - 赌多少? - 1千元 1817 01:11:04,762 --> 01:11:06,389 Get outta here. 算了吧 1818 01:11:07,865 --> 01:11:09,833 Well, so, how's it going so far? 那，现在进展怎么样? 1819 01:11:11,737 --> 01:11:13,796 Excuse me. Thankyou. 对不起 谢谢 1820 01:11:14,841 --> 01:11:16,741 Thankyou. Cheers. 谢谢，干杯 1821 01:11:16,843 --> 01:11:18,037 Yeah. 好 1822 01:11:19,112 --> 01:11:20,875 To love. 为爱 1823 01:11:34,297 --> 01:11:36,288 Oh, hello. 你好 1824 01:11:36,399 --> 01:11:40,096 You're not the infamous Roger Swanson I've heard so much about, are you? 你不是那个声名狼籍的的罗杰·斯温森吧？ 我听了不少你的事情 1825 01:11:40,204 --> 01:11:41,432 That's me. Yes. 是我，是的 1826 01:11:41,538 --> 01:11:45,201 Joyce says of all of her copy people, you are the funniest. 乔伊斯说她所有的撰稿人中 你最有趣 1827 01:11:45,309 --> 01:11:47,209 - I'm a laugh riot. - No, she says that. - 我是个暴笑者 - 她说过 1828 01:11:47,312 --> 01:11:49,576 - Why would I lie? - What's your name? - 我为何要说谎呢? - 你叫什么? 1829 01:11:49,681 --> 01:11:51,808 I'm sorry. I haven't introduced myself. 抱歉，我还没介绍自己 1830 01:11:51,917 --> 01:11:54,818 I'm Patricia.Joyce and I went to college together. 我叫帕特夏. 我和乔伊斯是校友 1831 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:57,013 Nice to meet you. Patty, would you do me a favor? 高兴认识你 帕特, 能帮我个忙吗? 1832 01:11:57,123 --> 01:11:59,250 Sure. I can certainly try. 当然，我可试试 1833 01:11:59,359 --> 01:12:02,328 See that kid right over there in the corner? 看到角落里的那孩子吗？ 1834 01:12:02,429 --> 01:12:04,397 - Yeah. - That's my nephew Nick. - 是的 - 那是我侄子尼克 1835 01:12:04,499 --> 01:12:06,399 - Oh, really. He's so cute. - He is. - 是吗，他很可爱 - 是的 1836 01:12:06,501 --> 01:12:08,628 - He's still a virgin. - No! - 他还是个处男 - 不! 1837 01:12:08,736 --> 01:12:11,261 - Swear to God. - Poor boy. How old is he? - 向上帝发誓 - 可怜的孩子，他多大了? 1838 01:12:11,373 --> 01:12:12,863 He's 1 6. Now, listen. 16岁。听着 1839 01:12:12,975 --> 01:12:15,876 My time with Joyce taught me that older women fuck like jackrabbits... 我和乔伊斯的相处告诉我 老一些的女人做爱象长耳大野兔 1840 01:12:15,978 --> 01:12:18,970 and Nick is at his absolute peak sexually. 尼克的性欲正处在顶峰 1841 01:12:19,082 --> 01:12:20,982 So, I figure, the two ofyou go at it... 所以我想 你们两个去做爱 1842 01:12:21,084 --> 01:12:22,984 it would be like Frazier and Ali. 就会象弗雷泽和阿里 (干得热火朝天，哈哈) 1843 01:12:23,087 --> 01:12:24,816 - Right? - Something is wrong with you. - 好吗? - 你是不是有病 1844 01:12:24,922 --> 01:12:27,720 No, I'm serious. What do you say? 不，我是认真的 怎么样? 1845 01:12:27,825 --> 01:12:30,953 - As a kind of a... - I'm gonna-- - 就象是... - 我要走-- 1846 01:12:31,063 --> 01:12:32,860 Red Cross moment or-- 红十字会 或 -- 1847 01:12:32,964 --> 01:12:35,023 Okay. Nice to see you. 好吧，高兴见到你 1848 01:12:51,953 --> 01:12:55,548 - How's it goin' over here? - Hey, Roger. - 这里进行得怎么样? - 嗨, 罗杰. 1849 01:12:55,658 --> 01:12:58,718 - Now, who let you in? - Who let me in? You let me in. - 谁让你进来的? - 谁让我进来的？你呀 1850 01:12:58,828 --> 01:13:00,125 What? 什么? 1851 01:13:00,931 --> 01:13:03,195 You know, Nick here is a real ladies' man. 你知道，尼克对女人最合适 1852 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,268 You're lucky he's spending all this time with you. 你很幸运 你一直都陪你 1853 01:13:05,368 --> 01:13:07,632 Yeah, that's me. The lucky lady. 是我，幸运的女人 1854 01:13:09,807 --> 01:13:13,334 Actually... I think I had too much to drink. 实际上...我想我喝的太多了 1855 01:13:13,445 --> 01:13:15,572 - Uh-oh. - Would you like to lie down? 想躺一会吗? 1856 01:13:15,681 --> 01:13:17,876 Nick, Nick. Excellent idea. 尼克, 尼克 好主意 1857 01:13:17,983 --> 01:13:20,645 Good one. Come on, darling. Let's find you a place to lie down. 好主意，来吧，亲爱的 我们找个地方让你躺躺 1858 01:13:20,753 --> 01:13:22,653 Oh, no.Just when things were getting good. 不，刚刚有点好玩 1859 01:13:22,755 --> 01:13:24,723 Things are still good. 会好玩的 1860 01:13:29,396 --> 01:13:31,421 - Come on. - Where are we going? - 来吧 - 我们去哪里? 1861 01:13:31,533 --> 01:13:33,433 - We're going. - We are? - 我们去 - 我们? 1862 01:13:33,535 --> 01:13:36,299 We're going right around this little corner. 我们拐个弯就到了 1863 01:13:36,404 --> 01:13:38,372 - Here we go. - I forgot to eat. - 到了 - 我忘吃东西了 1864 01:13:43,412 --> 01:13:45,573 Nick, stay with us. Keep close. 尼克, 和我们一起 靠近些 1865 01:13:45,682 --> 01:13:47,081 - Okay. - Good. - 好的 - 好 1866 01:13:47,184 --> 01:13:49,812 - All right. So I'll just-- - Oh, excellent. - 那我要-- - 很好 1867 01:13:51,089 --> 01:13:53,319 - Are you all right? - I'll just leave you two together. - 你没事吧? - 你让你们单独一起 1868 01:13:53,424 --> 01:13:54,914 - Okay. - No, don't go. - 好的 - 不, 别走 1869 01:13:55,026 --> 01:13:57,517 - You're in capable hands, believe me. - What are you doing? - 你能做到，相信我 - 你在干什么? 1870 01:13:57,630 --> 01:13:59,154 Hang on a second. 等一会 1871 01:14:10,878 --> 01:14:12,846 What are we gonna do? 我们要做什么? 1872 01:14:12,947 --> 01:14:16,815 We are not gonna do anything... at all. 我们 什么都不做 1873 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:26,996 I'll be on guard duty, okay? 我去放哨, 好吗? 1874 01:14:28,933 --> 01:14:32,198 You need to work fast. If I were you, I'd switch to the two-minute offense. 你要动作要快点。若我是你 我会2分钟搞定 1875 01:14:32,303 --> 01:14:34,567 What are you talking about? Wait, Uncle Roger-- 你在说什么? 等等，罗杰叔叔-- 1876 01:14:34,973 --> 01:14:36,270 Love you. 我爱你 1877 01:14:40,279 --> 01:14:41,746 Don't go. 别走 1878 01:14:55,196 --> 01:14:56,663 Oh, let me introduce you. 噢，我来给你介绍 1879 01:14:56,764 --> 01:14:58,732 This is Donovan Lehman, Christopher Weland... 这是多诺万·莱门 克里斯托弗 1880 01:14:58,834 --> 01:15:00,563 our two collaborators. 我们的合作者 1881 01:15:00,669 --> 01:15:02,569 I think they're gonna be perfect foryou. 我想他们对你会有帮助 1882 01:15:02,671 --> 01:15:05,765 You told me you wanted something a little bit magic, a bit surreal. 你告诉我你要来点离奇的，超现实的 1883 01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:08,400 Hey, hey, Donovan. How are you, man? 嗨，嗨, 多诺万 你好，伙计? 1884 01:15:08,511 --> 01:15:10,843 - Roger. Hey, man. - How are you? - 罗杰，你好，伙计 - 你好? 1885 01:15:10,948 --> 01:15:12,245 Hey, Chris. 嗨, 克莉丝 1886 01:15:13,517 --> 01:15:14,745 Look at you two. 看看你们两人 1887 01:15:14,852 --> 01:15:18,219 You seem like the happy couple. What's your secret? 看起来想是幸福的一对 你的秘密是什么？ 1888 01:15:18,323 --> 01:15:20,883 Sorry. You know what they say about dipping the pen in the company ink. 抱歉，你明白他们所说的 蘸公司的墨水 1889 01:15:22,394 --> 01:15:25,761 - I guess so. - I know what they say. Yes, they do. - 我想是的 - 我知道他们说的什么 1890 01:15:28,034 --> 01:15:29,331 All right. 好的 1891 01:15:47,323 --> 01:15:48,790 Look at you. 看看你 1892 01:18:03,714 --> 01:18:05,181 Go to sleep. 去睡吧 1893 01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:40,318 I think we got sidetracked there. 我想我们在这里并不重要 1894 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,654 Seriously, Donovan, with all the pressure facing men today... 说实话, 多诺万 面对时代的多重压力 1895 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:44,785 it's got to be tough to maintain a relationship. 要得到一种关系 就要坚强些 1896 01:18:44,896 --> 01:18:46,796 I don't know. Let's ask a man. Chris? 我不清楚 让我问个人. 克莉丝? 1897 01:18:46,898 --> 01:18:48,889 Traditional male roles are being tossed aside... 在我们还没机会意识到时 1898 01:18:49,001 --> 01:18:51,629 before we have any chance to make an internal shift, don't you think? 男人传统的作用已被抛弃，是不是？ 1899 01:18:51,737 --> 01:18:55,298 Our culture seems designed to emasculate and infantilize. 我们的文化象是设计成了 使柔弱和幼儿化 1900 01:18:56,309 --> 01:18:58,470 - That's a strong statement. - Why don't you go and... - 这措词很强烈 - 怎么不去... 1901 01:18:58,578 --> 01:19:00,205 help yourself to some food? 吃点什么? 1902 01:19:00,313 --> 01:19:02,611 It's particularly true in a situation when the woman is... 特别是当女人比男人 1903 01:19:02,717 --> 01:19:05,083 two decades older than the man. 大20岁时更是如此 1904 01:19:06,053 --> 01:19:08,385 - Roger! - Approximately. - 罗杰! - 大概是 1905 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,728 We were having this discussion the other day-- 若这个谈话发生在另一天-- 1906 01:19:13,830 --> 01:19:16,355 Is it your mission in life to humiliate yourself? 你一生的目标就是羞辱你自己？ 1907 01:19:16,466 --> 01:19:18,525 It's more of a hobby really. 只是习惯罢了 1908 01:19:18,635 --> 01:19:20,660 I want you to leave right now. 我要你立刻离开 1909 01:19:20,771 --> 01:19:22,864 You want me to leave and go where? 你让我离开 去哪里? 1910 01:19:23,908 --> 01:19:26,672 Think very hard about what you're doing. 好好想想你在干什么 1911 01:19:26,778 --> 01:19:29,008 Go where,Joyce? Where do you want me to go? 去哪里, 乔伊斯? 你想让我去哪里? 1912 01:19:32,151 --> 01:19:33,379 You're through. 你完蛋了 1913 01:19:33,486 --> 01:19:35,886 You lied to me. You are a liar. 你对我撒谎 你是个骗子 1914 01:19:35,988 --> 01:19:38,081 - I want you to leave. - Who's he? - 我要你离开 - 他是谁? 1915 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:39,953 Who the fuck is he? 他到底是谁? 1916 01:19:40,060 --> 01:19:41,789 Who the fuck is he? 他到底是谁? 1917 01:19:41,895 --> 01:19:43,920 Who is he? What-- 他是谁? 什么-- 1918 01:19:47,335 --> 01:19:48,632 Don't get comfortable. 别太放肆 1919 01:19:50,171 --> 01:19:53,140 Don't ever settle in like you own the place. Trust me. 别以为这是你的地方，相信我 1920 01:19:54,843 --> 01:19:56,811 There's always something gaining on you. 总有些人强过你 1921 01:19:57,681 --> 01:20:00,878 And here they come now. Hey, guys. Good luck. 他们来了 嗨，伙计们，好运 1922 01:20:00,984 --> 01:20:02,781 Sorry. Take care now. 抱歉，保重了 1923 01:20:03,955 --> 01:20:07,015 Let me get a coat here. Take care. 我拿一下衣服 保重 1924 01:20:07,124 --> 01:20:09,592 Nice to see you. Thanks, Joyce! Bye-bye! 高兴见到你 谢谢, 乔伊斯! 再见! 1925 01:20:11,430 --> 01:20:12,897 What just happened? 发生了什么? 1926 01:20:12,998 --> 01:20:14,966 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 抱歉，对不起 1927 01:20:28,717 --> 01:20:30,776 That didn't go exactly as I had hoped. 这并不是我所希望的 1928 01:20:35,891 --> 01:20:38,052 What happened in there? What were you shouting about? 那里发生了什么? 你在吼什么? 1929 01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,128 Doesn't matter. What about you? 没关系 你怎么样? 1930 01:20:40,229 --> 01:20:42,129 - Did you get it on with Donna? - No. - 你和堂娜入巷了? - 没有 1931 01:20:42,232 --> 01:20:45,065 - Why not? - Are you kidding? She was passed out! - 为何没有? - 开玩笑？她睡着了! 1932 01:20:45,168 --> 01:20:50,071 Nick, you have had one golden opportunity after another this evening. 尼克, 你今晚失去两次好机会了 1933 01:20:50,174 --> 01:20:52,699 You haven't exactly shown yourself to be a clutch player. 你没有在“决胜时刻”好好表现 1934 01:20:52,810 --> 01:20:54,778 - Hey! - What happened in there? - 嗨! - 那里发生了什么? 1935 01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,212 - Are you drunk? - I'm going home. - 你喝醉了? - 我要回家了 1936 01:20:57,316 --> 01:20:59,716 - Where do you need to be dropped? - What? - 你要从哪里下车? - 什么? 1937 01:20:59,819 --> 01:21:01,116 That's it? 就这样? 1938 01:21:02,222 --> 01:21:05,191 We've had a full evening. I thinkyou're ready to fly solo. 我们过了一整晚 我想你可以放单飞了 1939 01:21:07,561 --> 01:21:10,189 - You said there was a fail-safe. - What fail-safe? - 你说有失败保险 - 什么失败保险？ 1940 01:21:11,165 --> 01:21:13,224 Back at the bar. You said there was a fail-safe. 在酒吧 你说有失败保险 1941 01:21:13,335 --> 01:21:14,461 Did I? 我说过? 1942 01:21:16,338 --> 01:21:19,899 - I don't thinkyou want the fail-safe. - No, I want it! Just stop. - 我想你不需要失败保险 - 不，我需要！停下 1943 01:21:20,009 --> 01:21:21,738 - You sure? - Yes, I'm sure. - 你肯定? - 是，我肯定 1944 01:21:21,844 --> 01:21:24,176 I'm not going home like this, all right? 我不想这样回家，好吗? 1945 01:21:24,281 --> 01:21:25,612 I'm sure. Okay? 我肯定，好吗? 1946 01:21:28,018 --> 01:21:29,918 You know what? You're right. 知道吗? 你是对的 1947 01:21:30,020 --> 01:21:33,148 Why give into a slump? Let's go down swinging. 为什么会失败? 我们要体面地失败 (?做最后一击) 1948 01:21:33,258 --> 01:21:35,726 - Yes. Like Michael Jordan. - Right. - 对，象迈克尔 乔丹 - 对 1949 01:21:35,827 --> 01:21:38,796 That's the wrong sport, but I like your enthusiasm. Let's go. 那不是个好运动 但我欣赏你的热情 我们走吧 1950 01:22:11,168 --> 01:22:12,658 All right. Thanks. 好的，谢谢 1951 01:22:30,157 --> 01:22:31,715 Come on. Come on. 走，走，走，走 1952 01:23:27,356 --> 01:23:29,620 Hey. Two of us. 嗨，2个人 1953 01:23:29,726 --> 01:23:31,216 That's 200. 200元 1954 01:23:36,100 --> 01:23:37,692 One... two. 1...2 1955 01:23:40,371 --> 01:23:42,805 - Is he a minor? - I'm an actor. I'm researching a role. - 他未成年? - 我是演员，在体验生活 1956 01:24:59,130 --> 01:25:00,927 It's a hundred to fuck me. 操我要100元 1957 01:25:19,019 --> 01:25:20,213 Tip. 小费 1958 01:25:41,579 --> 01:25:42,637 Come on. 来呀 1959 01:25:50,289 --> 01:25:52,348 Wait.Just slow down. 等等，慢点 1960 01:25:55,929 --> 01:25:57,328 Please slow down. 请慢点 1961 01:26:52,995 --> 01:26:55,589 - We're goin' home. - Hey! Hey! - 我们回家 - 嗨! 嗨! 1962 01:26:55,698 --> 01:26:57,666 - What are you doing? - Easy, easy. - 你干什么? - 放松，放松 1963 01:26:57,767 --> 01:27:00,600 Get outta here. Motherfucker, get off me! 离开这里 妈的, 放开我! 1964 01:27:00,704 --> 01:27:03,400 Motherfucker, get off me! 妈的, 放开我! 1965 01:27:03,507 --> 01:27:06,203 - Get off me! - Get outta here! - 放开我! - 离开这里! 1966 01:27:06,311 --> 01:27:07,608 Nick! 尼克! 1967 01:27:16,656 --> 01:27:17,987 Nick. 尼克. 1968 01:27:23,530 --> 01:27:25,657 Nick, don't worry about it. 尼克, 别担心 1969 01:27:33,309 --> 01:27:35,334 It's okay. It's all right! 没问题，行了! 1970 01:27:38,915 --> 01:27:39,973 Nick! 尼克! 1971 01:27:43,019 --> 01:27:44,509 Chill! 扫兴! 1972 01:27:45,890 --> 01:27:47,858 It's all right, man. 没事的 1973 01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:50,257 Jesus. 上帝 1974 01:28:15,758 --> 01:28:17,885 Fucking booze. 臭酒 1975 01:28:27,939 --> 01:28:29,236 Come on. 走吧 1976 01:29:13,725 --> 01:29:15,056 Come here. 过来 1977 01:29:16,127 --> 01:29:18,220 -Jesus. - Don't tell-- - 上帝 - 别告诉-- 1978 01:29:18,331 --> 01:29:19,798 Go to sleep. 睡觉吧 1979 01:29:30,511 --> 01:29:31,808 Okay. 好了 1980 01:31:09,093 --> 01:31:11,061 Roger, pick up the goddamn phone. 罗杰, 拿起电话 1981 01:31:11,161 --> 01:31:13,493 Nick is gone. No one's seen him in two days. 尼克走了 2天来没人见到他 1982 01:31:13,597 --> 01:31:16,566 I am frrantic, and I needyou to call me, please. 我都发疯了 请你给我回电话 1983 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,793 Oh, my God. 噢，上帝 1984 01:31:54,178 --> 01:31:55,645 There's coffee. 那有咖啡 1985 01:31:58,417 --> 01:31:59,884 I don't drink caffeine. 我不喝咖啡 1986 01:32:01,820 --> 01:32:02,787 Yes. 哦 1987 01:32:07,527 --> 01:32:09,495 I keep losing my balance. 我一直站不稳 1988 01:32:10,563 --> 01:32:12,394 - That'll pass. - Yeah. - 会过去的 - 是的 1989 01:32:14,802 --> 01:32:16,167 So, Nick... 那, 尼克... 1990 01:32:16,938 --> 01:32:18,838 tell me more about Columbia. 多给我讲讲哥伦比亚大学的事 1991 01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:20,908 What did you think of the campus? 你对大学有什么看法 1992 01:32:23,646 --> 01:32:26,206 I don't know. It was fine. 我不知道 那不错 1993 01:32:28,617 --> 01:32:31,313 Did you... Iook around the neighborhood? 你有没有四处看看? 1994 01:32:31,421 --> 01:32:35,084 Maybe you could tell me about the different things you saw on your tour. 或许你可以告诉我 和你路途中所见的不同处 1995 01:32:41,365 --> 01:32:43,629 I'm sorry I got so mad. 抱歉，我发疯了 1996 01:32:45,070 --> 01:32:46,537 You're what? 你怎么了? 1997 01:32:48,208 --> 01:32:49,505 Last night. 昨晚 1998 01:32:52,412 --> 01:32:55,438 You were trying to teach me the way that things are done, and I-- 你昨晚努力教我完成那事，而我-- 1999 01:32:57,051 --> 01:32:59,952 I guess I kept fucking it up. So-- 我想都是我搞砸了，所以 2000 01:33:00,054 --> 01:33:02,318 So I shouldn't have gotten so mad. 所以我不该那么疯 2001 01:33:03,191 --> 01:33:06,354 I'm... sorry I disappointed you. 我抱歉让你失望 2002 01:33:09,632 --> 01:33:11,099 Uh-huh. Okay. 呃，没事 2003 01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:13,532 Anyone can have an off night. It's happened to me. 谁都有过毫无所获的夜晚 我也经历过 2004 01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:18,340 You said you score every night. 你说过你每晚都有所获 2005 01:33:18,442 --> 01:33:20,342 I say a lot of things. Look, Nick. 我说过很多事情 听着, 尼克 2006 01:33:22,914 --> 01:33:24,814 Call your mom, will you? 打电话给你妈妈，好吗? 2007 01:33:24,916 --> 01:33:26,816 I'm sure she would like to hear from you. 我肯定她在期待你的电话 2008 01:33:27,853 --> 01:33:29,582 Forget it. I'll see her when I get home. 算了吧，我回家就看到她了 2009 01:33:29,688 --> 01:33:31,656 Call her anyway. Come on. 打给她 快 2010 01:33:43,804 --> 01:33:45,772 I'll leave you to it. 你自己处理吧 2011 01:33:55,552 --> 01:33:57,520 I guess I'll see you at the next funeral. 我想我会在下个葬礼再见到你 2012 01:33:57,621 --> 01:33:58,849 Why? Who's sick? 怎么? 谁病了? 2013 01:33:59,723 --> 01:34:01,281 What? No, I'm kidding. 什么? 不, 我在开玩笑 2014 01:34:01,392 --> 01:34:02,620 Me too. 我也是 2015 01:34:05,697 --> 01:34:07,597 All right. Good-bye, Uncle Roger. 好的 再见，罗杰叔叔 2016 01:34:07,699 --> 01:34:09,166 See you, Nick. 再见, 尼克 2017 01:34:17,711 --> 01:34:19,474 Don't tip. I got it. 别谢我，我已得到了 2018 01:34:37,934 --> 01:34:40,664 How long does it usually take to get to the airport? 去机场要多长时间? 2019 01:34:40,771 --> 01:34:43,137 - About a half hour, sir. - Right. - 大约一个半小时 - 好的 2020 01:35:59,696 --> 01:36:01,425 You see Angela today? 你今天见安吉拉了吗? 2021 01:36:01,532 --> 01:36:03,557 - How come? - No bra. - 怎么了? - 没胸 2022 01:36:07,072 --> 01:36:08,699 I swear to God. 我对上帝发誓 2023 01:36:09,674 --> 01:36:12,575 That's unhealthy. They're gonna sag when she gets older. 那不健康，她老时胸部会耷拉下来 2024 01:36:12,677 --> 01:36:13,837 Fuck 'em up. 一边去吧 2025 01:36:13,946 --> 01:36:15,914 So go tell her, Nick. 去告诉她, 尼克 2026 01:36:16,015 --> 01:36:17,243 What? 什么? 2027 01:36:18,884 --> 01:36:20,249 Go tell her. 去告诉她 2028 01:36:20,353 --> 01:36:22,116 Yeah, maybe she doesn't know. 对，或许她不知道 2029 01:36:22,222 --> 01:36:24,918 - You know, you'd be doing her a favor. - Yeah. - 你这样做是帮她的忙 - 对 2030 01:36:25,025 --> 01:36:26,549 A true favor. 帮大忙 2031 01:36:26,661 --> 01:36:27,958 Yeah. 对 2032 01:36:57,363 --> 01:36:59,331 Look who dropped by for a visit. 看看谁来了 2033 01:37:03,203 --> 01:37:04,670 Girls. 女孩们 2034 01:37:06,006 --> 01:37:07,371 Young women. 年轻女士 2035 01:37:10,178 --> 01:37:12,612 Female human beings. 女性 2036 01:37:14,883 --> 01:37:17,249 Female hearts beating beneath... 雌性心脏在那... 2037 01:37:17,353 --> 01:37:19,082 those tight sweaters. 紧绷绷的毛线衫下跳动 2038 01:37:19,188 --> 01:37:22,453 Feminine blood coursing through theirveins. 阴性血液在她们血管中流淌 2039 01:37:22,559 --> 01:37:26,154 Living, breathing girls. 鲜活可爱的女孩子们 2040 01:37:28,099 --> 01:37:31,068 What are you young men in the prime ofyour lives doing about this? 你们这些小伙子 在青春期怎么应对这事呢？ 2041 01:37:31,169 --> 01:37:32,932 I'm doing plenty. 我要大干 2042 01:37:33,037 --> 01:37:35,028 - Yeah? You're getting plenty of action? - Oh, yeah. - 你要大干一场? - 是的 2043 01:37:35,140 --> 01:37:36,835 He has to beat 'em off with a stick. 他要用一根棍 打败她们 2044 01:37:36,942 --> 01:37:41,709 Unfortunately, I'm not talking about "whack-off.com," okay? 不幸的是，我不是在说"whack-off.com" 2045 01:37:41,815 --> 01:37:44,511 I'm talking about the girls in this room. 我在说这房间里的女孩 2046 01:37:44,617 --> 01:37:46,642 I'm talking about communicating. 我说的是沟通 2047 01:37:46,754 --> 01:37:48,312 I'm talking about engaging. 我在说 魅力 2048 01:37:48,422 --> 01:37:50,947 I'm talking about standing up from this... 我是说从这个全男性的、 星际迷航式谈话 2049 01:37:52,593 --> 01:37:56,757 guys-only, StarTrek-convention, frankly, homoerotic little group... 同性小团体中站出来 2050 01:37:58,033 --> 01:38:00,399 and introducing yourself to one of these girls. 把自己介绍给那些女孩之一 2051 01:38:00,503 --> 01:38:02,403 Yeah, but I always get so nervous. 对，但我总是会紧张 2052 01:38:02,505 --> 01:38:04,769 Why? There's nothing at stake. 为什么? 又没有什么危险 2053 01:38:04,874 --> 01:38:07,001 If there was a chance ofyou actually getting laid... 假如你有机会被... 2054 01:38:07,110 --> 01:38:08,839 then you'd have a reason to be nervous. 那你才有理由紧张 2055 01:38:08,946 --> 01:38:10,846 Try working someone in a bar for three hours... 在3小时之内搞定酒吧里一个人 2056 01:38:10,948 --> 01:38:14,076 and then you gotta close the deal right before last call. 那你必须按时完成 2057 01:38:14,185 --> 01:38:16,153 That's pressure. Okay? 那才是压力，对不对? 2058 01:38:16,988 --> 01:38:19,422 You guys can treat this like it's a warm-up. 你们可以把这当做热身 2059 01:38:20,459 --> 01:38:23,292 You're trying to find your style. So you get nervous? 你在寻找你的风格 所以你紧张? 2060 01:38:23,395 --> 01:38:26,364 Maybe you're the nervous guy. Maybe that's your hook. 或许你紧张 或许那就是你的鱼铒 2061 01:38:26,466 --> 01:38:29,264 So go ahead and blush. Stutter all you want. 所以尽管去脸红 结结巴巴地说出你的想法 2062 01:38:30,071 --> 01:38:32,301 Show her how she makes you feel. 让她知道你的感觉 2063 01:38:32,406 --> 01:38:34,601 Think of it. You're combining honesty and flattery. 想想吧，你在用诚实和恭维组合拳 2064 01:38:34,709 --> 01:38:36,540 - That's lethal. - Yeah, but... - 那是致命的 - 是，但是... 2065 01:38:36,645 --> 01:38:39,113 you can't let a girl know how nervous you are. 你不能让女孩知道你有多紧张 2066 01:38:39,214 --> 01:38:41,444 You gotta let her know you're in control, right? 你必须让她知道你在控制，对不? 2067 01:38:43,586 --> 01:38:45,315 "In control"? Who is this guy? "控制"? 谁能做到? 2068 01:38:45,421 --> 01:38:47,787 You're in high school. You don't control any-- Look at your face. 你们是在中学，你不控制什么-- 看看你的脸 2069 01:38:47,891 --> 01:38:49,984 Look at what you're eating, for Christ's sake. 看看你在吃什么 2070 01:38:50,094 --> 01:38:51,959 Look at that shirt. 看看那衬衫 2071 01:38:52,062 --> 01:38:53,495 In control. 控制！ 2072 01:38:54,331 --> 01:38:55,992 All right. 好了 2073 01:38:56,101 --> 01:38:58,069 Who's the one you guys are all desperate to talk to? 你们最想跟谁说话？ 2074 01:38:58,169 --> 01:38:59,193 Angela. 安吉拉 2075 01:39:00,238 --> 01:39:01,205 Definitely. 没错 2076 01:39:03,476 --> 01:39:06,309 - Angela. - Okay. Here's what you could say. - 安吉拉 - 你们可以这样说 2077 01:39:08,815 --> 01:39:11,010 Hi, Angela. My name is-- What is it? 嗨, 安吉拉 我叫-- 叫什么? 2078 01:39:11,118 --> 01:39:13,143 - Darren. - My name is Darren. - 戴伦. - 我叫戴伦 2079 01:39:15,657 --> 01:39:18,649 Every time I see you in the hall, I have the urge to talk to you. 每次看见你 都有和你说话的冲动 2080 01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:21,624 So I try to think of something clever to say... 所以我努力搜刮想说点机敏的 2081 01:39:21,730 --> 01:39:23,925 but I get so nervous... 可我太紧张了 2082 01:39:25,868 --> 01:39:28,234 that nothing comes out. 以致什么也想不出来 2083 01:39:28,338 --> 01:39:31,569 We don't know each other right now, but I'd like to maybe... 我们现在还互不相识 但我很想 比如... 2084 01:39:32,276 --> 01:39:35,268 invite you out for a soda sometime so that we could talk. 找时间请你去喝点什么 以便我们可以谈话 2085 01:39:35,379 --> 01:39:37,347 I'd like to see what we have in common. 我想知道我们有什么共同点 2086 01:39:38,350 --> 01:39:40,511 But most of all, I'm curious to find out... 但最主要的是 我很想知道... 2087 01:39:40,619 --> 01:39:42,587 what kind of person you really are... 你是怎样的人 2088 01:39:42,688 --> 01:39:45,350 because I am tired of looking at you from a dist-- 因为我已经够了远远地看着你 2089 01:39:45,458 --> 01:39:47,358 And so on and so forth. 等等等等 2090 01:39:47,460 --> 01:39:49,360 Take that out for a spin. See how it works. 那样编个故事 看它灵不灵 2091 01:39:49,462 --> 01:39:52,022 Yeah. See her turn around and walk back to the jock table. 她会转过身 回到别的桌上 2092 01:39:52,132 --> 01:39:53,690 - Yeah. - If that happens... - 对 - 如果是那样 2093 01:39:53,801 --> 01:39:55,769 you go to sleep knowing you gave it your best shot. 你睡着了都不知道你中了大奖 (已经有了效果) 2094 01:39:55,869 --> 01:39:57,769 Remember, she has to show you something as well. 记住，她也会给你看些什么 (她也会有所反应) 2095 01:39:58,840 --> 01:40:00,899 I'd love it if Angela showed me something. 如果安吉拉给我看看什么 我会很高兴 2096 01:40:02,310 --> 01:40:04,835 - Yeah. Two things. - Yeah! - 对，两个东西 - 对! 2097 01:40:06,248 --> 01:40:07,715 I'd lick 'em. 我会舔他们 2098 01:40:09,753 --> 01:40:12,449 Well, I tried. Hang in there, Nick. 好吧，我尽力了 不用送了, 尼克 2099 01:40:12,556 --> 01:40:13,818 Wait. You're going? 等等，你要走了? 2100 01:40:13,924 --> 01:40:16,518 Yeah, I gotta get home, look forwork. 是的，我要回去，找工作 2101 01:40:16,627 --> 01:40:18,527 As we speak, consumers everywhere need reminding... 就象所说 消费者需要被提醒 2102 01:40:18,629 --> 01:40:20,563 of just how fat and unattractive they are. 他们有多胖多不美 2103 01:40:22,267 --> 01:40:24,235 Nice meeting you, men. 高兴见到你们 2104 01:40:24,937 --> 01:40:26,564 Keep your sense of humor. 保持幽默感 2105 01:40:27,272 --> 01:40:30,730 In ten years, you won't even remember what this place looks like. Trust me. 10年后这个地方什么样你们都不会记得 相信我 2106 01:40:35,349 --> 01:40:37,317 Dude, your uncle is strange. 伙计，你叔叔很奇怪 2107 01:40:38,152 --> 01:40:40,052 Yeah, I know. I guess he is. 是，我知道 我想他是的 2108 01:40:40,154 --> 01:40:42,019 Yeah, but he's cool. You gonna visit him again? 但他很酷 你还要拜访他吗? 2109 01:40:45,293 --> 01:40:46,590 I don't know. 我不知道 2110 01:40:50,666 --> 01:40:51,963 What? 什么? 2111 01:40:55,372 --> 01:40:56,566 What? 怎么? 2112 01:40:59,177 --> 01:41:00,667 Hey, Nick. 嗨, 尼克 2113 01:41:00,779 --> 01:41:03,077 Some guy, I guess he's your uncle... 有个人，我想他是你叔叔 2114 01:41:03,181 --> 01:41:05,445 he said you had something to tell me. 他说你有事要告诉我 2115 01:41:08,354 --> 01:41:11,221 He said it would "blow my mind." 他说那足以让我大吃一惊 2116 01:41:57,611 --> 01:42:00,512 Subtitles By Captions, Inc. Los Angeles Subtitles By Captions, Inc. Los Angeles 2117 01:42:01,612 --> 01:42:11,514 ***新视界字幕翻译小组制作*** 翻译：YS 2118 01:42:12,613 --> 01:42:20,515 -------------------------- 本字幕所有权益归制作人所有 纯属翻译爱好者交流学习使用 谢绝它用，否则一切后果自负 --------------------------