翻译：黑白君 校对：MM是不是巧克力豆
时不时的 尽管这种情况不太常有 Once in a while,although not very often,
你会发现一个地方 在那里 菜品并不重要 you find a place where the menu is irrelevant.
去那里并不仅为了吃饭 而是想待在那里 Where you don′t come merely to eat,but just to be there.
只是坐在一个安静的角落 看着员工忙忙碌碌 Just to sit in a quiet corner watching the staff radiating...
便会获得一种难得的满足感 ... a rare sense of satisfaction.
看着他们工作 And to watch them work.
突然间你就会意识到 这里 也只有这里 and suddenly you realise that here, and only here, -
才是他们永远的归宿 is where they′ve always belonged.
闪烁恶人心
这么大的人了 他特么居然还迟到？ Grown people, and they are fucking late?
他可是从波兰来的 He′s from Poland.
那又怎样？ 他现在早该到了 So what? He should be here now!
别对他太狠了 Don′t be too hard on the guy.
你怎么这么迟？ Why are you so late?
他说什么呢 彼得？ What′s he saying, Peter?
听起来有点像“拉稀” lt sounded like “diarrhea.”
对 司机们吃了炖菜牛肉都得拉稀 难怪他迟了 Yeah, goulash gives drivers diarrhea. So of course he is late.
我还从十六岁就开始拉稀了呢 l′ve had diarrhea since I was 16.
烟呢？ Cigarettos?
操 这不是Prince牌的 怎么办？ Shit! It's not Prince! Now what?
我们该拿这见鬼的34,000箱Look牌烟怎么办？ What the hell do we do with 34,000 cartons of ′′Look′′?
跟本没人抽这种薄荷味的烂玩意儿 Nobody smokes that menthol shit.
这是烟啊 Cigarettos.
安能 冷静 Arne, cool it!
彼得 快管管他 Peter, tell him!
别激动 哥们儿 Take it easy, man ...
托尔基 Torkild!
烟你个头 Cigarettos！
也许我们可以把它们买了 之类的 Maybe we can trade them,or something.
他们有可能根本不会发现 He might not even notice.
我是托尔基 让法罗接电话 lt′s Torkild. Get me the Faroese.
我知道你根本不会看 l know you′ll never read it.
不 不 我会看的 No,no,l′ll read it.
《男人来自火星 女人来自金星》 MEN ARE FROM MARS,WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS
我以前给过你一本 但你把它扔了 l gave it to you before,but you threw it out.
我会...我会看这本的 谢谢 l′ll ... l′ll read it.Thanks.
我们去你家吧 Let′s go back to your place.
我爱上别人了 l′ve met someone.
-什么 - 结束了 -What? - lt′s over.
听着 等我还清了法罗的债 Look, when l′ve paid back the Faroese...
你已经说了五年了 You′ve said that for five years.
不是这样的 That′s not true!
我正在考虑自己创业 l was just thinking about starting my own business.
也许开家宠物店 Maybe a pet store.
你连鱼都不会喂 You couldn′t feed a fish.
我可以学 我什么都愿意干 l can learn. l could do anything.
不 你不行 你都40了 No, you can′t.You′re 40 years old.
他是谁？ Who is he?
他在报社工作 He works at the paper.
他叫什么？ What′s his name?
你不许碰他 Don′t you touch him.
你爱他吗？ You′re crazy about him?
我猜是的 l guess so.
准备给他生孩子之类的？ You′re going to have kids and stuff?
也许吧 正常人都这么做 Maybe.That′s what regular people do.
生孩子 然后带他们去趣伏里公园 Havekids, take them to Tivoli Gardens.
巴肯乐园比较好 没那么多瑞典佬 Bakken is better.Not so many Swedes.
你就一点都不在乎？ Don′t you care?
祝你好运 Good luck.
你也是 You, too.
一把来复枪 A rifle ...
来复枪？ 这才不是来复枪 这好家伙可是AK-47 A rifle? It's not a rifle. This bad boy is an AK-47!
你知道这东西能把铁打穿吧？ You know it can penetrate iron?
铁算什么 这家伙能轰翻整个街区 lron This baby can blow away suburbs.
给我 我射给你看 Give it to me, l′ll show you.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi -Hi
你怎么晚了？ What took you so long?
我妈给我打电话了 My mom called.
我们正在拆礼物 We′re opening the presents ...
你们送他什么了？ What did you give him?
你还记得在白宫扫射的那家伙吧？ You remember that guy that shot at the White House?
不记得了 No
那个开了20枪的神经病 A psychopath let off 20 shots at it.
完全没听过 Never heard about it.
不管了 他当时用的就是AK-47 Fuck that, he used an AK-47.
汉妮也凑份子啦 Hanne chipped in, too.
才没有 史蒂芬 No it isn′t, Stefan!
这可真好 这是那种彩弹枪吗？ lt′s very nice. What is it, a splat gun?
她说什么？ What did she say?
是彩弹枪吗 看起来挺像真的 A splat gun ... lt looks real.
当然不是真的啦 Of course it′s not real.
呃 所以你就是汉妮吗？ 史蒂芬总是提起你 Uhh ... So you′re Hanne? Stefan talks about you all the time.
是的 我们以前见过面 Yes ... we've met before.
你记得汉妮吧 You remember Hanne.
记得 记得 当然 我只是有点... Yeah, yeah. Sure.l was just ...
没事儿 我也总记不住她 Don′t worry, l always forget her, too.
怎么样 喜欢不？ You like it, or what?
当然喜欢 这东西... Sure l do, it′s ...
我只是得... l just need to ...
天啊 彼得 Goddamn, Peter.
要来点儿不？ 还剩挺多 You want some?There are plenty.
我差点儿把你射死 l could have shot you.
反正也没受伤 No harm done.
庆祝也不带上我？ Celebrating without me?
我们他妈的怎么没请法罗？ Why the hell didn′t we invite the Faroese?
你是姨妈来了还是怎么的？ You got your period, or what?
没 我只是来... No, l was just coming ...
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
谢谢 Thanks.
不谢 Yeah
我的钱拿到了没？ You got my money?
没 No.
现在你是我的了 托尔基 Now you′re mine, Torkild.
好 好 Yeah ...
你今晚去替我取个手提箱 You′ll pick up a suitcase for me tonight.
好 去哪儿？ Okay, where?
在一个希腊大使家里 他的钱箱里 lt′s in a Greek diplomat′s house. ln his moneybox.
他的保险箱 His safe.
正是 威廉会放你进去 不要打开箱子 Exactly. William will fill you in.Don′t open the suitcase.
我就不能干笔大的么？ 这样我能一次还清 Can′t l do one big job?So l can pay you off once and for all?
我什么都愿意做 就是别再干这个了 l′ll do anything, just something new.
我刚差点把彼得射死了... l almost shot Peter ...
你现归我管 托尔基 今晚帮我把箱子搞到手 You′re mine, Torkild.Get the suitcase, capiche?
好的 好的 Sure ...
该死 闭嘴 安能 Shut up Arne, goddamit!
哟 这镜子真不错 精妙绝伦 Wow, what a mirror!Great craftsmanship.
专心点 Concentrate!
我们可以把这个也带走 We could take it with us ...
我们不能拖着个镜子走来走去 蠢货 We′re not dragging that around, bozo.
我从小就想要个这样的 你知道这些东西多值钱吗？ l′ve always wanted one of these.You know what these things cost?
那就拿上呗 Well bring it along.
看看这个 真美 Look at this! Beautiful!
史蒂芬去哪儿了？ Where′s Stefan?
史蒂芬 Stefan
你拿的什么？ What′s that?
酿辣椒 要来点儿吗？ Stuffed peppers. You want some?
真恶心 That′s disgusting.
还有点儿冷了的酸奶黄瓜酱 There′s some cold tzatziki, too.
能搭把手吗？ You mind giving a hand?
卧槽 Holy shit ...
这可是一大笔钱 托尔基 That′s a lot of dough, Torkild.
托尔基 我中弹了 帮帮我 Torkild, he shot me.Torkild, help me!
快 把他搞到车里去 Come on, out in the car.
为什么人快死的时候总是不停说话？ How come people have to keep on talking when they′re dying?
再不闭嘴我扇你了 l′ll smack you if you don′t shut up.
我得保持清醒 我流着血呢 l have to keep awake, l′m bleeding!
你这只是皮外伤 我撸管撸出来的都比你多 lt′s a flesh wound.l bleed more when l jerk off.
你把血流在钱上了 蠢猪 You′re bleeding on the money,you pig!
不要把血流在钱上 彼得 Don′t bleed on the money, Peter!
我很冷 好吗 l′m cold, okay?
那是因为你中弹了 哭包 That's because you've been shot.Crybaby.
我们现在怎么办？ What do we do now?
我们去哪儿？ Where are we going?
托尔基？ Torkild?
我不干了 l want out.
什么？ What?
我不想干了 l want out.
托尔基 你得想办法让我们离开这儿 Torkild, help us out here.
你不想干什么了？ What do you want out of?
我都40了 开个生日聚会还差点射死人 l′m 40. l can′t even have a birthday party without shooting someone.
还收到一把AK-44做生日礼物 l get an AK-44 for a present.
是47 47.
我应该收到个高尔夫球包 我应该在乡间有个别墅 l should get a golf bag.l should have a house in the country.
乡下？ The country?
你要想去的话我们可以去 We can go there if you want.
不 我不是想去乡下 No! l don′t want to go to the country.
那你要什么？ Then what do you want?
你们觉得这里面有多少现金？ How much cash do you think there is?
三四百万吧？ Three or four million?
但法罗会杀了我们的 But the Faroese would kill us.
我永远不可能再有这么多钱了 l′ll never have that much again.
说的也是 我们走吧 That′s right! Let′s go!
巴塞罗那怎么样？ 卖粉那个亨宁就是在那儿染的淋病 Barcelona?Where Coke Henning got the clap?
行 我们就去巴塞罗那 Fine, let′s go there.
但是要保持低调 As long as we keep a low profile.
怎么回事？ What′s going on?
去多久？ For how long?
到我知道自己想要什么为止 Until l know what l want.
我们不能去 我不能去 We can′t.l can′t.
汉妮正给我做早饭呢 Hanne′s making brunch.
要是来的话 每人分10万 You′ll get 1 00,000 each if you come.
我现在需要治疗 l need medical care, now!
闭嘴 一会儿就过去了 你过几天就会好了 Shut it!lt went straight through you.You′ll be fine in a couple of days.
我们按托尔基说的办 Let′s try out Torkild′s idea.
我应该给汉妮留个口信的 l should have left a note for Hanne.
闭嘴 史蒂芬 Shut up, Stefan.
那样她就永远不会让你走了 She′d never have let you leave.
女人不知道怎么说再见 Women don′t know how to say goodbye.
她们不喜欢结束 They don′t like endings.
所以老女人都喜欢看肥皂剧 That is why there are only old women looking at soap series.
因为它们没完没了 They never end.
我看了所有的《斗牛士》(八十年代丹麦连续剧 共24集) l saw all of ′′ Matador′′
那才12集 That′s only twelve episodes.
这他妈怎么可能 至少有20集 No fucking way. There are at least twenty.
你说《斗牛士》吗 ？ ln ′′Matador′′?
是啊 有米塞·莫恩的那部 Yeah, the one with Misse Mohge?
我没看过 但我知道只有12集 I have not seen it, but I know it was only twelve episodes. .
有24集 我全看过 There are 24. l watched them.
你们看过《斗牛士》没？ You guys seen it?
我应该留个口信的 l should have left a note.
上次放的时候我录下来了 但从没看过 I picked it up last time it went. l never saw it.
是不是有24集？ Weren′t there 24?
我记不得了 l don′t remember.
我确定 l′m positive.
不 肯定在这儿 No, it's definitely here.
安能 专心点 行不？ Arne, concentrate, will you?
树可真他妈多 There′s a hell of a lot of trees.
我们就不能走条正常点的路吗？ Can′t we take a real road?
行 就这条 这里是边界线 Yeah, this one. The border′s here.
对 下个路口右转 Yeah. Take a right next time.
我他妈不信 l don′t fucking believe this!
你脑残了吗 安能？ Where are your brains, Arne?
我让你搞辆跑路的车 我就让你办这么一件事 l said a getaway car!It was the only thing I asked for!
你倒好 给我找了这么一辆... And you find this ...
操蛋的老爷车 Fucking spasmobile.
对 操蛋的老爷车 Fucking spasmobile!
你他妈闭嘴 你自己说不要太招摇 Shut the fuck up! You wanted something low-key.
那你自己能管这个叫什么？ And what do you call this?
不 谢谢 收拾好东西我们离开这儿 No thanks! Get your shit and let′s get out of here.
你停在这儿干嘛？ Why are we stopping here?
我们可以在这里过夜 We can spend the night here.
这里以前肯定是个小旅馆之类的 lt must be an old inn or something.
或者牛棚 Or a stable!
这才是乡下 This is really the sticks.
真恶心 到处都是鸟屎 lt′s disgusting. Birdshit everywhere.
过一夜还可以啦 lt′s okay for a night.
就是 Exactly.
我就说吧 托尔基？ 它今年一定会结果的 What did l tell you, Torkild? lt′ll bear fruit this year.
现在你明白我们为什么买这个地方了吧 Now you see why we bought this place.
只结了三个 There′s only three.
那又怎样？ So what?
有些树结果多 有些树结果少 Some have lots,and some have few.
而我们的只结了三个 And ours has three.
我的 Mine.
这是我的苹果树 它们是我的苹果 lt′s my apple tree!They′re my apples.
那我是不是很快可以换个大点的地方住了？ Can′t we get a bigger place soon?
你傻了吗？ 我们现在不能搬家了 Are you nuts? We can′t move now.
而且我们为什么要搬？ And why should we?
我想要自己的房间 l want my own room.
闭嘴 托尔基 Stop it, Torkild!
你是不是把爸爸的苹果吃了？ 你知道它们对他来说有多重要 Did you eat one of Dad′s apples?You know what they mean to him.
他等那棵树结果都等了十八年了 For 1 8 years he′s been going on about that tree.
我想要自己的房间 l want my own room.
闭嘴 爸爸的树终于结果了 我们等了好久了 明白吗？ Shut up! Dad′s tree is bearing fruit.We′ve waited so long, understand?
明白 Yes.
向我保证 你不会再碰剩下的两个 Promise me you′ll leave the last two alone.
这样我就能有自己的房间了吗？ Then can l get my own room?
你只要向我保证就行 Just promise me that.
我保证 我不碰剩下的两个 l promise.l′ll leave the last two alone.
保罗 Paul!
那是什么？ What′s that?
一个苹果 An apple.
它曾经是个苹果 你为什么要这么对我们？ lt was an apple.How could you do this to us?
为什么 托尔基？ 你难道就不在乎你的家人吗？ Why, Torkild? Don′t you care about your family?
托尔基 你难道就不明白 有些事情是不能做的？ Torkild, can′t you understand there are things you don′t do to people?
每个人都得拥有自己专属的东西 Everyone needs something that′s just theirs.
那么 向我保证 你不会再碰最后的那个苹果 So promise me you′ll let the last apple be.
你给我过来 你到底打算干什么？ 你疯了吗？ Come here, you! What the hell are you trying to do? Are you crazy?
你爸哭得停不下来 马上去向他道歉 Your father can′t stop crying.You go apologize to him right now!
保罗 Paul ...
托尔基 Torkild!
彼得病了 你最好过来一下 Peter′s sick. You′d better come.
-来 快起来 - 离我远点 -Come on, get up. - Leave me alone.
别动我 安能 Stop it, Arne!
安能 把他放下 Arne, put him down.
托尔基 我感觉不太好 Torkild, l don′t feel so good.
你能动吗？ Can you move?
我要是能动还会躺在这儿？ Think l′d be lying here if l could?
我需要水 和一个医生 l need water, and a doctor.
再来个起司汉堡怎么样？ And a cheeseburger?
史蒂芬 去看看这里有没有医生 Stefan,check if there′s a doctor outside.
拿点水来 Get some water.
我们还得跑路呢 We have to get going.
闭嘴 去拿水 Shut up and get some water!
我感觉很奇怪 是不是很严重？ l feel weird, weird ...ls it bad?
看起来不太好 lt doesn′t look too good.
托尔基 有人来了 Torkild!Someone′s coming.
那个蠢货是谁？ Who's that clown?
谁来了 Who is it?
那是空的 傻子 lt′s empty, you jerk.
到底他妈谁来了？ Who the fuck is it?
是个...猎人 lt′s a ... hunter.
待在这儿 Stay here.
我以前也打过这种枪 l once fired one of those.
你好啊 Howdy!
你...好啊 How ... dy.
但愿你们买得挺便宜？ l hope you got it cheap?
便宜？ Cheap?
那破地方都空了二十年了 That pile of shit′s been empty for 20 years.
我们都担心他们会把这里变成个难民营 We were scared they′d make it into a refugee camp.
我们可受不了一群难民在这里跑出跑进 We can′t have a flock of boat people running around here.
不 当然不会 No, of course not.
你不是红十字会的人？ You′re not from the Red Cross?
不 不是 别担心 No, no. Don′t worry.
我们刚把这个地方买下来 We just bought the place.
你们准备开餐馆 You guys opening a restaurant?
是的 是的 Yeah, that′s right.
该不会是个披萨店吧 Not a pizza joint, l hope?
不 就是个...温馨的家庭餐馆 No, just a ... nice family restaurant.
我们以前在这里吃过饭 我爸爸和我 We used to eat here, my dad and l.
我们喜欢这里 We liked it.
是的 这地方挺不错 Yeah ... it′s a nice place.
我们真的很喜欢这里 We really liked it.
好吧 你最好催那些伙计们去干活 Well, you′d better put those boys to work.
他们俩一看就是懒骨头 盯紧了 Those two look like lazy bums. Keep after them!
回头见 See you around.
你知道哪里有医生吗? You know where to find a doctor?
他们中有一个不太舒服 One of them′s feeling bad.
他只是不想干活而已 He′s just trying to get off work.
不 他是真病了 我们需要一个医生 No, he′s really sick.We need a doctor.
你是卡尔吗？ Carl?
是的 That′s me.
他在里面 He′s inside.
他是怎么受伤的？ How did this happen?
打猎时出了意外 lt was a hunting accident.
我见过不少打猎时的意外 l′ve seen a few hunting accidents.
这可不像 But this isn′t one of them.
把他治好了 我给你钱 l′ll pay you to fix him up.
不行 不行 我不能... No, no, l can′t ...
我有一大堆钱 如果你能保密的话 l′ve got plenty of money ...if this stays between us.
那可要花很多钱 That kind of thing is expensive.
给 There.
好吧 Okay.
他必须静卧两周 He′s got to lie still for two weeks.
两周？ Two weeks?
不行 他得跟我们一起离开 He can′t. He′s got to ride with us.
不行 任何移动都会害死他 伤口会裂开的 No! Any movement could kill him.The wound could open.
他必须静卧 多喝流质 还得吃盐 He has to lie still,drink plenty of fluids, and eat salt.
我们没有盐 We don′t have any salt.
我顺路载你去镇上 l′ll give you a ride into town.
你就治完了 That′s your treatment?
完了 Yup.
你就不准备干点别的吗 You′re not going to do anything else?
不用 Nope.
我跟他去 l′ll go with him.
托尔基 那家伙脑子有毛病 要我一起去吗？ Torkild ... that guy′s a psycho.Want me to go along?
不用 留在这儿 No, stay here.
你的钱快掉出来了 You′re losing some of that.
谢谢 Thanks.
我不知道你是谁 也不知道你为什么打伤他 l don′t know who you are,or why you shot him.
但如果你想在这儿做生意 就不能再开枪打人 lf you want to run a business here,you have to stop shooting each other.
我们这里不允许发生这种事 We don′t do that around here.
我不会的 No.
怎么去了这么久？这可不是托尔基的风格 What′s taking him so long? lt′s not like Torkild.
闭嘴 Shut up.
他是不是把钱都拿走了？ He took all the money?
你自己闻闻 说的话比你的屎还臭 Sniff your shit.
我闻过了 味道都散了 l did. lt′s all gone.
他回来了 Here he comes.
你们好啊 Howdy.
你...好？ ′′Howdy′′?
那是什么？ What′s that?
货车 A van.
你买了一辆货车？ You bought a van?
是的 这样我们就能把谎圆上了 Yeah. lt fits our alibi.
我们什么？ Our what?
来 搭把手 Give me a hand.
这他妈是什么？ What the hell′s that?
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
这堆垃圾又是什么？ What′s all this junk?
这不是垃圾 这是文化财富 lt′s not junk, it′s culture.
我们当中怎么能只有安能一个看过《斗牛士》 Why should Arne be the only one of us to see ′′Matador′′?
这可是丹麦文化瑰宝 全24集 It is Danish cultural history. A family series in 24 episodes.
而且我们中只有安能一个人看过 And Arne is the only one of us who have seen it.
我花8500克朗买了一套丹麦文化瑰宝 I bought Danish culture for 8500 krones.
有卡伦·布利克森 还有安徒生 There′s Karen Blixen,and Hans Christian Andersen ...
操他妈的安徒生 Fuck Hans Christian Andersen!
不 安能 我们不能操他 No, Arne. We can′t.
而且我们不能再说“操”或者“靠” And there′ll be no more′′fuck′′ or ′′shit.′′
要说“讨厌” Say ′′darn.′′
我们得在这儿待两个星期 所以必须入乡随俗 We′ll be here two weeks,so we have to fit in.
那我们还怎么去巴塞罗那？ What about Barcelona?
你听见卡尔的医嘱了 You heard Carl.
他就是个锤子 He was hammered!
他不是.... He wasn′t ...
你他妈给我闭嘴 Shut the fuck up!
你想现在走回头路去巴塞罗那吗？ You want to take the back road to Barcelona?
住手 蠢货 Knock it off, you idiot!
操你妈 Fuck you.
不准再说脏话 No more cursing.
你们看不出来吗？ 这对我们来说是个机会 Don′t you see? This a chance for us.
那些乡巴佬以为我们要开间餐馆 Those rednecks think we′re opening a restaurant.
我们只要装装样子 他们就不会再来烦我们了 We just need to do a little work on it, and they′ll leave us alone.
你们是我的伙计 You′re my crew.
我他妈才不是你的伙计 l′m not your fucking crew.
等到彼得好转了我们就走 lt′s just until Peter gets well.
然后我们就去巴塞罗那 Then we go to Barcelona.
来 给我搭把手 Come on, give me a hand.
他们不见了 They′re gone.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
他们人间蒸发了 They vanished.
没人再见过他们 箱子也没了 No one′s seen them,and the suitcase is gone.
我操 Fuck me.
-怎么办？ -我们等着 -What do we do? -We wait.
等他们犯错 然后给他们致命一打 They′ll make a mistake.And then we knock.
致命一击 We strike.
对 就是那个意思 That, too.
滚 你们打扰我吃鱼了 Go. You′re disturbing my fish.
过去人们造大炮的时候 When they made cannons in the old days,
开第一炮的时 一定要让军械工骑在炮筒上 the gunsmith had to sit on it the first time it was fired.
因为当时坏炮太多 一开炮就爆炸 There were so many bad cannons.They blew up when you fired them.
所以国王就下令 制造它的工匠在第一次开炮时一定要骑在炮筒上 So the king said the gunsmiths had to sit on them for the first shot.
安能 我们都吃了5天的速冻披萨了 Arne, we′ve had frozen pizzas for five days now.
谁修的微波炉？我 Who fixed the oven? Me.
要不你就自己修微波炉 要不你就给我闭嘴 You can fix your own oven.Just shut the fuck up.
这上面有各种乱七八糟的蔬菜 There′s all kinds of vegetable shit in this.
这主意不错 lt was a good idea.
你说骑在炮筒上？ To sit on a cannon?
我的意思是 为自己做的东西负责 l mean, being responsible.
我再也不吃这个烂玩意儿了 l won′t eat this shit anymore!
安能 你卖过多少把手枪和来复枪？ How many pistols and rifles have you sold, Arne?
我不知道 l don′t know.
万一其中一把把你自己打伤了怎么办？ What if one of them gets you shot one day?
那我肯定约那家伙出去打保龄球 Then I would probably ask him to join out and go bowling.
难道你不觉得该为自己做的事情负责？ Don't you think you will be accountable for what you do?
我都蹲了16个月的大牢了 还不够？ l did 1 6 months, didn′t l?
就算他把火箭炮卖给了O.J.辛普森那又怎么样？ Who cares if he sold bazookas to O.J. Simpson?
我需要食物 我需要洗澡 我需要可卡因 l need food, l need a bath! l need some coke!
想都别想 You can′t have any.
我就要 l′ve got to!
我得吸点儿东西 不然我就要疯了 l′ve got to have something for my nose, or l′ll go crazy.
托尔基 你看看我 Torkild! Look at me.
看看我 托尔基 Look at me, Torkild!
你得帮帮我 You′ve got to help me.
我不能 彼得 l can′t, Peter.
安能... Arne ...
喂？ Yeah?
我是彼得 lt′s Peter.
哪个彼得？我至少认识一百个叫彼得的 Peter who?I know hundreds who called Peter
彼得...你懂的 Peter ... you know.
亨宁 给我来几包粉 Henning,l need a few bags.
你在哪里？ Where are you?
亨宁 多给我带点粉 Henning, l need a lot.
行 行 但你人在哪儿？ Okay, but where are you?
我不知道 l don′t know ...
腓特烈西亚港 我们可以在码头见 Fredericia.We could meet at the docks.
我现在就要 l need it now.
周三给你 You′ll get it Wednesday.
好的 好的 腓特烈西亚港码头见 Okay, Fredericia docks.
妈的 Damn!
你他妈的在干什么 彼得？ 你想害死我们吗？ What the hell are you doing, Peter?You trying to get us all killed?
我警告过你的 托尔基 l warned you, Torkild.
安能 Arne!
我告诉过你的 l told you!
怎么了？ What′s going on?
他就在里面待着吧 He stays in there.
他会窒息的 He′ll suffocate.
不 他不会的 他刚给卖可卡因的那个亨宁打电话了 No, he won′t.He was calling Coke Henning.
那你们为什么不让我给汉妮打电话？ So why can′t l call Hanne?
我及时制止他了 l stopped him in time.
-冷静点 -滚出来 我要杀了你 Cool it, now. - Come out, l′ll kill you!
他保证不会再犯了 He promises not to do it again.
他不守规矩 必须受惩罚 He broke the rules,he must be punished.
-我们出去抽吧 -闭嘴 -Let′s go outside. - Shut up.
-他会杀了我们的 他受不了烟味 -他发现不了的 -He′ll kill us. He can′t stand smoke. - He won′t find out shit.
这实际上是我爷爷的错 lt′s actually my granddad′s fault.
他发现我爸抽烟 就把他关在柜子里 点了50支烟 He caught my dad smoking and put him in a closet with 50 smokes.
他不得不把它们都抽完 他完全被逼疯了 He had to smoke them all. He′s completely crazy.
你刚说什么呢？ What did you say?
你给我进去 彼得 ln you go, Peter.
好 等你烟都抽完了 就可以出来了 Okay. You can come out when you′ve smoked them all.
不行 彼得正忙着呢 No, Peter′s busy.
我不知道他什么时候有空 No, l don′t know when he′ll have time.
都抽完了吗？ Have you smoked them?
没有 No.
那你就继续待在里面吧 Then you stay there.
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐 happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐 亲爱的彼得 生日快乐... happy birthday, dear Peter happy birth day to you...
-给 -谢谢 -Here.- Thanks.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
过来招呼客人 Come and join the guests.
肉汁不错 Nice gravy.
快叫救护车 Call an ambulance!
出来 彼得 快出来 你爸爸中风了 Come out, Peter, hurry! Your father′s had a stroke.
快点 Hurry up, now.
他死了吗？ ls he dead?
没 还没 但你得快点 No, no. But hurry!
放我出去 Let me out!
托尔基 他需要美沙酮 Torkild, he needs methadone.
不行 我们这儿不用那个 No! We don′t use that around here.
好吧 要是他们不用这个 我们就用合适的方法解决 Okay ... lf they don′t use that here, we′ll do things the proper way.
给他食物 水和盐 还有...这个 Give him food, water and salt. And ... this.
你确定吗？ You sure about that?
你是医生吗？ Are you a doctor?
不是 No ...
那就照我说的办 Then do as l say.
他就是个醉鬼 托尔基 He′s plastered, Torkild.
安能... Arne ...
你就是 你不应该开车 这是违法的 You are! You shouldn′t be driving.lt′s illegal.
这可是一项非常非常严重的指控 That′s a very serious accusation!
够了 安能 别理他 That′s enough, Arne. Don′t mind him ...
我就应该把他关起来 We ought to lock him up.
巴塞罗那 Barcelona ...
安能 Arne!
放我出去 安能 我得去腓特烈西亚港 Let me out, Arne! l′ve got to get to Fredericia.
放我出去 Let me out!
他们不在这里 They′re not there.
我早跟你说了 l told you so.
他们在耍着你玩呢 达古 They′re screwing you around, Dagur.
我们走 Let′s go ...
不走 我们他妈的付了过桥费 我们得留下来 We stay. We paid to cross the fucking bridge, so now we stay.
他们耍你呢 他们可能在任何地方 They′re fucking with you. They could be anywhere.
我能感觉到他们在这儿 l can feel they′re here.
你感觉到什么了？ What can you feel?
操 我一直想到乡下看看 Fuck, man! l always wanted to see the country.
彼得... Peter ...
我想出去 l want to get out.
好的 You will.
可以吗 我会乖乖待着的 Can l? l′ll be good.
你自己能走吗？ Can you walk?
放我出去吧 我会乖乖的 Just let me out. l′ll be good.
彼得 你他妈的在干什么？ Peter, what the hell are you doing?
我想出去 l want to get out.
你已经在外面了 哥们儿 You are out, man.
更远点 Further out.
彼得？ Peter?
你感觉怎么样？ How are you feeling?
托尔基 我能到外面去吗？ Torkild, can l get further out?
当然 Of course.
你不想先冲个澡？ You don′t want to shower first?
不 我只想出去 No, l just want to get out.
嘿 你他妈去哪儿呢？ Hey, where the fuck you going?
出去走走 Out.
你就不能慢点吗？ Can′t you slow down a bit?
操 你臭死了 你自己闻不见吗？ Fuck, you stink! Can′t you smell it?
你是不是好了 彼得? You okay, Peter?
我们现在能走了吗？ Can we leave now?
托尔基 彼得好了 我们离开这儿吧 Torkild! Peter′s okay. Let′s get out of here.
行 行 但你们走慢点 Sure, but slow down ...
别跟我说 跟他说 Don′t tell me, tell him.
彼得 看在上帝的份上 Peter, for chrissakes!
哇 Wow!
真美 lt′s beautiful.
你正踩着个避孕套呢 You′re standing on a condom.
里面还剩一点汤汁哦 There′s a little soup left ...
看看这小弟弟 他还没长成呢 Look at kid brother here! He ain′t grown up yet.
操 真是个蠢货 他这样会生病的 Shit, what an idiot! He will get sick now.
水又不冷 That water′s not cold.
水冷死了 lt′s fucking cold!
托尔基 你这个怂货 Torkild, you′re chicken!
我们要去巴塞罗那啦 We′re going to Barcelona!
彼得？ Peter?
彼得 我们得走了 Peter, we have to go.
我想多睡一会儿 l need some more sleep.
嘿 这他妈怎么回事？ Hey. What the fuck′s happened here?
钱去哪儿了 托尔基？ Where′s the money, Torkild?
我们不是要走了吗？ Aren′t we leaving?
我把这个地方买下来了 l bought the place.
一百七十万 很划算 所有土地都包括在内 1 .7 million. lt was a bargain.All the ground′s included.
你为什么这么干？ Why are you doing this?
我不想去巴塞罗那 我想有个自己的地方 l don′t want to go to Barcelona. l want a place of my own.
我只想留在这里 有森林 有沙滩 还有你们 All l want is right here. The woods, the beach ... you guys.
你们看不出来吗？ 我们会干成的 Don′t you see? We′ll do it.
干成什么 托尔基？ Do what, Torkild?
开家餐馆 Open a restaurant.
不 我们要去巴塞罗那 我们连蛋都不会煎 No, we′re going to Barcelona. We can′t even fry an egg!
我们可以学 We can learn.
你花了一百五十万就买了个没屋顶的房子？ One and half million, and no roof?
我要去巴塞罗那 行不？ l′m going to Barcelona, okay?
嗯 我要留在这儿 Well, l′m staying here.
我会付你们工资的 You′ll get paid.
我要一个月两万八千五 汉妮就拿这么多 l want 28,500 a month, like Hanne.
没问题 No problem.
快别说这个了 Stop this right now.
你们到底走不走？ Are we going or what?
不走 我们要留下来 No, we′re staying.
好吧 Okay ...
看见没？ 彼得想留下来 See? Peter wants to stay.
安能 看 Arne, look!
嗨 你好啊 Hi there ...
射中了 You got him!
你他妈在干什么 What the hell are you doing?
你不能射杀动物 You can′t just shoot the animals!
那只是只松鼠 lt was a squirrel ...
我不管 你不能这样 把枪给我 l don′t give a fuck! You can′t keep doing this. Give me that.
那只是只松鼠 lt was a squirrel!
那又怎样？ So what?
不准再开枪 我们这里禁止开枪 No more shooting. They don′t do that here.
要是法罗找上们来怎么办？ What if the Faroese comes?
别开枪 他就不会来了 Stop shooting, then he won′t.
叫“金公鸡饭店”怎么样？ How about ′′The Golden Rooster′′?
不好...听起来像个公路旅馆 Nah ... sounds like a roadhouse.
我觉得“丽兹饭店”不错 l preferred ′′The Ritz.′′
太浮夸了 That′s too swanky.
我们得想个引人入胜的名字 We need something catchy.
史蒂芬？ Stefan?
怎么啦 史蒂芬？ What is it, Stefan?
出什么问题了吗？ Something wrong?
这太美了 lt′s just so ... beautiful.
听着 Listen:
长夜漫漫 飘摇的灯火 在记忆中闪烁 ln the long night where memory strays lights from the past flicker on
童年遥遥 光芒已微弱 惊惧之心在逃脱 distant signals from childhood days to a fearful heart on the run
后面还有 There′s more ...
终会有人 日日与夜夜 愿常伴你身侧 someone who wants to share your nights and your days will never get far
灯火闪烁 遮掩你生活 你为何人再无人说 your life lies behind in the flickering lights and no-one will know who you are.
肯定缺页了 Must be something missing.
这诗叫什么名字来着？ What′s it called again?
沃芙·蒂列尔森的《闪烁灯火》 ′′Flickering Lanterns′′ ...by Tove Ditlevsen.
沃芙·蒂列尔森的书被老鼠啃了 The mice have been at Tove Ditlevsen′s book.
没关系 没有缺页 沃芙·蒂列尔森是个很著名的诗人 lt′s all right, nothing′s missing. Tove Ditlevsen is a famous poet.
史蒂芬都开始读书了 真是件好事 lt′s good that Stefan′s reading.
但这诗什么意思？ But what does it mean?
管它呢 Who cares!
史蒂芬 你是读诗读哭了吗？ Stefan, are you crying over a poem?
没有 No.
诗里有个暗喻 lt′s a metaphor.
那是什么鬼东西？ What kind of crap is that?
我们现在成了文学评论家啦？ Are we literary critics now?
安能 淡定点 Arne, cool it.
自从从冷冻室里出来后你的脑子就没好使过 And your brain hasn′t worked since you got out of the freezer.
史蒂芬 你到底是不是读诗读哭了？ Stefan! Are you crying over a poem?
不是 我没有 No, no ...
天哪 这儿什么时候变桑拿俱乐部了？ Jesus, is this a sauna club or what?
一堆基佬 Bunch of faggots.
对不起 l′m sorry.
不 我喜欢那个名字“闪烁灯火” No, l liked that, ′′Flickering Lanterns.′′
我也是 听起来不错 So did l. lt sounds good.
那就叫这个名字吧 So let′s call the place that.
花了多少钱？ How much does all this cost?
别担心那个 Don′t worry about it.
史蒂芬 帮帮我们 Stefan, help us.
没有把手 There′s no handles.
我想知道还剩多少 l′d like to know how much is left.
还有挺多 There′s plenty.
他们俩为什么不来帮忙？ Why can′t those two help?
别管他们 Just leave them alone.
现在我们有个真正的冰箱啦 Now we′ve got a real refrigerator.
别管那个 Never mind that.
啤酒本来就应该在冻土里冰镇 Beers should be cooled in the ground. That′s just how it is.
最重要的是找要到合适的深度 lt′s a qestion of finding the right depth.
要是埋得太浅 就会被霜冻污染了 lf it′s too shallow,the frost gets them.
需要帮忙吗？ You want a hand?
不 不用 你等着就行 No, no. Just wait.
你得挖很多个洞 You′ll be digging plenty of holes.
可能要花很多年 才能找到你自己的深度 lt can take years to find your personal depth.
你怎么知道自己找到那个深度了？ How do you know when you′ve found it?
你能尝出来 You can taste it.
某一天 当你挖出一瓶来品尝的时候 One day,you′ll take one out and taste it,
会觉得天堂之门为你打开 and it′s as if the heavens open up for you.
所有的伤感都会消散 你会获得内心的平静 All your sorrows are gone. You′re at peace with yourself.
会处在一种愉悦的状态中 You′re in a state of joy!
冻土冰镇带来的愉悦 Earth-cooled joy.
你们好啊 Howdy!
装修得怎么样啦？一点乔迁之礼 How′s the work going? A little housewarming present.
我爸爸当年从湖对岸射的 My dad shot it,over on the other side of the lake.
我们忙着呢 阿尔弗雷德 We′re busy, Alfred.
哦？抱歉 Oh? Sorry ...
那我就不打扰你们了 非常抱歉 Then l won′t be bothering you. Very sorry about that ...
回头见 阿尔弗雷德 See you later, Alfred.
恩 好吧... Yes. Well ...
替我向托尔基问好 Say hi to Torkild.
再见 阿尔弗雷德 他这里不太好使 Bye, Alfred. He′s not all there.
现在开始 自己挖洞藏酒吧 Now. Dig your own hole!
你竟然把这东西叫做酱汁？ You call that a sauce?
不然呢 What else?
我能想出很多种叫法 但肯定不能叫“酱汁” 重新来 l could think of many things, but not ′′sauce.′′ Start again.
你逗我呢 You can′t be serious.
你得像对待一个人类一样精心培育它 You should care for it like a human being.
它需要持续的关心和满满的爱意 lt needs constant attention and massive amounts of love.
而这个酱汁里面没有 它还只是个胚胎 This sauce hasn′t had that. lt′s merely a fetus.
你把我的酱汁叫做胚胎？ You calling my sauce a fetus?
这太稀了 你得融入智慧和关爱 lt′s sloppy. lt needs wisdom and care.
重新做一份 给它应得的爱 再多加点酒 Make a new one, and give it what it deserves. And a lot more wine.
这只是酱汁而已 我可不能花这么多时间在这上面 托尔基 lt′s only a sauce! l can′t take this much longer, Torkild.
你得学着做 You have to learn.
我搞定了 l′m finished.
很好 彼得 打扫一下 Good, Peter. Now clean up.
我们等着酱汁出锅 While we′re waiting for the sauce.
好吧 你从哪里学习的厨艺 Where did you learn to cook,anyway?
我当年娶了一个不会做饭的女人 l was married to a woman who couldn′t cook.
我为老婆孩子做了17年的饭 l cooked for my wife and kids for 1 7 years.
我认为我知道应该如何烹饪！ l think l know how to cook!
别激动嘛 Take it easy.
我们现在可以不做了 We can stop now.
不 能重新做饭感觉很好 No, it′s good to be cooking again.
一个人的时候 就懒得认真做饭了 When you′re alone, you don′t bother.
她是怎么死的？ How did she die?
一场酒驾 A drunk driver.
一辆毫不负责的旅行车 A station wagon. Completely irresponsible.
她们去火车站接我母亲 然后...砰 They went to pick up my mother at the train station, and ... bang!
亨里克 我的大儿子 新年那天死了 Henrik, my eldest son, died on New Year′s day.
你找到司机了吗？ Did you get the driver?
他也死了 他们都死了 He died, too. They all died.
就算是这样你还是学不会做酱汁 But you will not learn how to make sauce for it!
对吧 安能？ Right, Arne?
我正休息着呢 l′m taking my break now!
你可真没用 安能 You′re useless, Arne!
嗨... Hi ...
史蒂芬在吗？ ls Stefan here?
史蒂芬 Stefan
-汉妮... -嗨 -Hanne ...- Hi.
你怎么来了？ Are you here?
这地方真不错 lt′s a great place.
你怎么找到我们的？ How did you find us?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
你没告诉他们我要来吗？ Didn′t you tell them l was coming?-
我不知道你会来 l didn′t know.
我告诉过你的 l told you.
史蒂芬 你是不是给她打电话了？ Stefan, did you call her?
我的天啊 For chrissakes ...
我告诉过你不要来的 l told you not to come.
冷静 Take it easy!
我猜她会把法罗引来的 Bet she brought the Faroese along.
让你这堆狐朋狗友离我远点 Your stupid friends can stay away.
尤其是现在我还怀孕了 Especially now with the baby coming.
我了个大操... Holy shit ...
那汤怎么办？ What about the soup?
别这样 安能... Come on, Arne ...
你怀孕了？ The baby coming?
我没法在电话里跟你说 你要做爸爸了 l couldn′t tell you on the phone.You′re going to be a dad.
我们马上就要有一个小家啦 We′re going to be a little family!
你不开心吗？ Aren′t you happy?
当然开心 Sure ...
当然开心了 You fucking bet.
他们俩会把这地方搞塌的 Those two are going to smash up the whole place.
我刚刷的天花板 l just painted that ceiling!
嘘 专心看电影 Ssh. Watch the film.
哦 所以她也买了一个匹？ Oh, so she bought one too?
是的 她也买了一匹 出于好意 Yeah, he gets one, too. For being kind.
他后来变成个基佬了 He turns into a faggot later on.
别剧透 Don′t tell us!
怀孕的时候还能干得这么激烈？ Can you fuck like that when you′re pregnant?
难道不会直接戳到孩子头上？ Won′t the kid get it right on the head?
托尔基 那样一匹马要花多少钱？ Torkild,what does a horse like that cost?
你们俩够了 That′s enough, you two!
早上好 我们要去沙滩上走走 Good morning.We′re going for a walk on the beach.
好主意 我们也去 Good idea. We′ll come too.
你们不用一起去的 You don′t have to come.
反正我们也要去那边 We were going that way anyway.
那我们先走一步 如果想的话 你们可以来追我们 We′ll walk on ahead a bit. You can catch us up if you want.
我要杀了那个小贱人 l′ll kill that little bitch.
嘿 注意用词 Hey, language!
你他妈给我闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
看 我们有客人啦 Look: We′ve got customers.
我们还没准备好呢 We′re not ready.
不 我们准备好啦 Yes we are.
他们可是第一批客人 快换件干净的衬衫 They′re our first customers! Put on a clean shirt.
问题是谁来做饭？ But who′s going to cook?
当然是安能 快去 Arne, of course. Get going!
你好啊 Howdy!
两人桌？ A table for two?
把收款机打开 Open the register!
把钱拿来 不然就...伤害你们 Give us the money or ...l′ll hurt you.
安能 保持冷静 没事的 Arne, if we keep calm,it′ll be all right.
放松 只是抢劫而已 Relax, it′s a robbery.
怎么回事？ What′s going on here?
你怎么搞到那个的？ Where′d you get that?
把枪给我 拿来 Give me that.Give it here!
把枪捡起来 Pick them up.
什么？ What?
枪没上膛 They′re not loaded.
别说出来啊 Don′t say that!
给 拿着 然后给我滚出去 Here, take this ... And get the hell out of here.
天啊 安能 Jesus, Arne!
别打了 放下那该死的杯子 Stop it! Let go of that fucking glass!
看在上帝份上 带上他快滚出去 Take him and get out, for chrissakes!
你不准再阻止我 托尔基 You stop this right now, Torkild!
安能 别冲动 Arne, take it easy.
你他妈闭嘴 这他妈怎么回事？ Shut the fuck up! What the hell′s going on?
他们把我们所有的零钱都拿跑了 我他妈的受够了 They just ran off with all our change. Enough of this fucking shit!
说一句“妈的”扣你50块 That ′′fuck′′ will cost you 50.
操你妈 Fuck you!
100块 1 00.
我觉得托尔瓦这个名字也不错 l like ′′Torvald′′, too.
叫托尔基有什么不好？ So what′s wrong with ′′Torkild′′?
听起来差不多 lt′s nearly the same.
不 不一样 No, it′s not!
我爷爷的名字是托尔瓦 不是托尔基 My granddad′s name was Torvald,not Torkild.
我的任何一个孩子都不准叫... No child of mine is gonna be called ...
有人会在里面摔断腿的 Someone′s going to break a leg in this.
怎么了？ What is it?
安能走了 Arne′s gone.
发生了什么？ What happened?
出了点乱子 Some mess, huh?
那是谁的血？ Whose blood is that?
客人的 Just some customers′.
安能还好吗？ ls Arne all right?
还好 Yeah.
海滩怎么样？ How was the beach?
客人的？你们疯了吗？ Customers? Are you all crazy?
他们疯了 史蒂芬 They′re psychos, Stefan.
来 搭把手 Here, give a hand.
怎么啦？ What?
放轻松 没什么事 Take it easy, nothing happened.
你看什么看？ What are you looking at?
你聋了吗？ Are you deaf or what?
我说 你看什么看？ l said, what are you looking at?
就喜欢盯着我看？ 你可真他妈丑 You like staring? You′re so fucking ugly.
又大又肥的老奶牛 Big, fat cow.
蠢牛 Shitty cow.
你他妈的干什么呢？ What the hell are you doing?
你是在射我的奶牛吗？ Are you shooting my cows?
对不起 我不知道是你的 Sorry, l didn′t know it was yours.
你得赔我的牛 You′ll pay for that cow!
你用什么枪射的？ What did you shoot it with?
沙漠之鹰 lt′s a Desert Eagle.
以色列军用 lsraeli Army.
拿着 Take it.
她可真是个大家伙 是吧？ She′s ... a heavy mother, ain′t she?
史上最大的手枪 Biggest handgun ever made.
送你了 就当赔你的牛了 lt′s yours. For the cow.
那把猎枪也不错 That′s a nice shotgun, too.
是把乔治·克里斯滕森 lt′s a Georg Christensen.
是我父亲的遗物 想看看吗？ lt was my dad′s. Want to take a look?
可以吗？ Can l?
来看看这个 Take a look at this.
安能 上帝啊！ Arne, Jesus!
你们他妈的在干什么？ What the hell are you doing?
我们在打猎 We′re hunting.
滚 我不想听你那堆屁话 Get lost.l don′t need your shit.
他只是需要释放一下 He just needs to get it out of his system.
完事的我就送他回家 别担心 托尔基 l′ll send him home afterwards.Don′t worry, Torkild.
一只鹿 阿尔弗雷德 A buck, Alfred!
回头见 Be seeing you.
这地方真不错 Nice place, this.
这样晚上就省得回家了 lt saves going home.
如果在这儿过夜 就可以在太阳出来的时候射到野鸭 lf l stay here, l′m ready to shoot ducks when the sun comes up.
野鸭早上的时候出来？ The ducks come in the morning?
是的 Yeah.
但你得警醒点 那些小东西灵活着呢 But you have to be alert, because they′re fast little mothers.
我爸爸 一次能射中八到十只野鸭 My dad, he could shoot ducks.Eight or ten at a time.
他肯定是个好猎手 He must have been good at shooting.
就算是蜗牛这么小的活物 他都能把它射飞了 lf so much as a snail moved,we′d blow it away.
但之后他去了泰国 带了个妓女回来 But then he went off to Thailand and brought one of those hookers home.
整整13年 我们连只野鸡都没射过 For 1 3 years,we didn′t even shoot a pheasant.
她是个素食主义者 佛教徒 还信一堆其他乱七八糟的 She was vegetarian and Buddhist and all that crap.
他也跟着迷上了那些东西 So he was sold on all that.
他死后她就回家了 而我就回到了森林里 When he died she went back home,and l went back to the woods.
但就像卡尔总说的 两个人一起更有意思 But like Carl always says, it′s more fun with two.
是的 卡尔总是对的 Yeah, Carl′s always right.
别为他难过 Don′t feel sorry for him.
相信我 我才不呢 Believe me, l don′t.
你知道他是个谎话精？ You know he′s a liar?
什么意思？ How′s that?
他编的那些蠢话 All his stupid stories.
他老婆很快就把他甩了 然后他脑子就不清楚了 His wife left him so fast his head spun.
他们带走了他的孩子 那是因为他打他们 They took his kids because he beat them.
他打他们？ He hit them?
千真万确 You bet he did!
好吧 我偶尔也打打 这样他就不会觉得自己不正常 Well, I beat them a little, so he did not think he was deviant.
他就不应该有孩子 He should never have had kids.
为了买把气枪 你得有执照 有证件 You have to have a license, and papers,
还有一大堆乱七八糟的东西 and all kinds of shit, just to buy an airgun,
但你却可以想生多少孩子就生多少 but people can have as many brats as they want.
事情应该反过来 lt should be the other way around!
你们呢 你们成家了吗？ What about you guys? You got families?
没 No.
你们不是真的厨子 对吧？ You′re not really cooks, are you?
没 我们只是在避风头 但我已经受够了 No. We′re just in hiding. But l′m fed up with it.
你杀人了吗？ Did you kill someone?
是的 也杀了点人 Yeah, that too.
我一直想试试杀人 Always wanted to try that.
但从没找到个合适的理由 所以就只能杀杀动物 But l′ve never really had a reason,so l′ve stuck to animals.
你准备离开吗？ Are you leaving?
我不知道 l don′t know.
托尔基总是对我指手画脚 一直这样 Torkild just has to be set straight. lt′s always been like that.
你们几个认识很久了吧？ You boys go back a long way, huh?
是的 Yeah.
安能？ Arne?
给我过来 Come here.
你准备去哪儿？ Where do you think you′re going?
我只是准备去拉斯家 Just over to Lars.
拉斯？那个小四眼？ 他家难道不是去瑞典了吗？ Lars? That four-eyed kid? Aren′t they in Sweden?
他们把他留在家里了 They let him stay home.
过来 Come here.
别惹麻烦 好嘛？ No trouble, okay?
不会的 我们只是一起学习 No. We′re just studying.
这就对了 好好学习 就不会出岔子 That′s right. lf you work hard at school, you can′t go wrong.
你可以走了 Off you go.
再见 爸爸 Bye, Dad.
你打中了吗？ Did you get him?
我觉得中了 去看看 l think so. Go see.
我们最好还是回去吧 你也已经试过了 We′d best be getting back. You′ve tried it now.
该轮到你了 lt′s your turn now.
我不想试 l don′t want to.
快射 Do it!
我不想 l don′t want to.
还想再被扇一耳光？ You want more?
不想 No.
只是皮外伤 They′re only pellets.
冷静点 只是皮外伤 Take it easy, they′re just pellets!
看 没事的 Look, it′s nothing.
我们出去走走吧 Let′s go for a walk.
等等吧 好吗？ Wait a bit, okay?
我们为什么非得待在这儿？ 安能都走了 你怎么不走？ Why do we have to stay here? Arne left, why not you?
但他还会回来的 But he′s coming back.
这集太无聊了 第一集比这好多了 This is so boring. The first episodes are much better.
我们就不能去海边走走吗？ Can′t we go down to the beach?
那你自己去吧 Then do it on your own!
你不能这么跟我说话 You can′t talk to me like that!
蠢货 ldiot.
你听见他刚刚对我说什么了吗？ Did you hear what he said to me?
哦 闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
他回来了 There he is.
你好啊 Howdy!
嗨 安能 Hi, Arne.
我打了十二只野鸭 托尔基 l shot twelve ducks, Torkild.
阿尔弗雷德说他从来没见过这么牛的 Alfred says he′s never seen anything like it.
一枪打了十二只 Twelve in one shot!
挺好的 安能 That′s great, Arne.
你的包呢？ Where′s your bag?
我送给阿尔弗雷德了 l gave it to Alfred.
然后他把猎枪给你了？ And he gave you the shotgun?
是的 我们交换了 Yeah. We swapped.
好吧 就这样吧 Well, what the hell.
我觉得一支猎枪还能忍 l suppose one shotgun′s okay.
很多人都有 但别让客人们看见了 好吗？ Lots of folks have them. But don′t let the customers see it, okay?
不会有任何客人的 托尔基 There aren′t going to be any customers, Torkild.
在树林中间开餐馆不可能成的 You can′t just open a restaurant in the middle of the woods.
想看我打的狐狸吗？ Want to see a fox?
嗨 安能 托尔基 ..? Hi, Arne. Torkild ..?
汉妮她想... lt′s just that Hanne ...
我们一起去走走 We′ll all take a walk now.
大家都在了 我们可以去海边 We′re all here, so we can go down to the beach.
一起去 Together.
走吧 Let′s go ...
你要是把她淹死了 我就把剩下的钱全给你 l′ll give you the rest of the money if you drown her.
别这样 别这样 忍着点 No, no. Show a little tolerance.
看他多开心 Look how happy he is.
这他妈怎么回事？ 你们听起来就像一堆基佬 What the hell′s going on? You sound like a bunch of faggots.
给她个机会嘛 Give her a chance.
你还好吧？ Are you feeling all right?
是的 我挺好的 Yeah, l′m fine.
看 他们也没有那么糟 Look, they′re not so bad.
他们都有病 你看不出来吗？ They′re nuts, can′t you see?
他们就是一堆神经病 我们不能待在这儿 They′re a bunch of psychopaths. We can′t stay here.
他们还好啦 你只是需要进一步了解他们 They′re all right. You just have to get to know them.
怎么了解? 你们就只会喝酒打猎看电视 How? All you do is drink and hunt and watch television.
那我们就一起做点别的 你想干什么？ Then let′s do something else. What do you want to do?
怎么啦？ What is it?
我想玩吹蛋 l feel like blowing eggs.
什么？ What？
吹蛋 Blowing eggs
好吧 Yeah.
轮到你啦 史蒂芬 Your turn, Stefan.
是不是很好玩？ lsn′t this fun?
是的... Yeah ...
你们小时候也玩过吹蛋吗？ Did you blow eggs, too, when you were kids?
是的 我吹过 Yeah, l did.
每年复活节我们都要吹40个蛋 脸都吹红了 Every Easter, we used to blow forty eggs until we were red in the face.
真是太好玩啦 lt was real fun.
你们小时候也养过小动物吗？ Did you guys have animals, too, when you were kids?
我们还是接着吹蛋吧 Let′s just do the eggs.
轮到你啦 托尔基 Your turn, Torkild.
我不想吹 l don′t want to.
来嘛 大家都吹过啦 Come on, everyone else did one!
要是他不想吹 那就... lf he doesn′t want to, then ...
好吧 我来吹一个 Okay, l′ll blow one.
什么都没吹出来 托尔基 Nothing′s happening, Torkild!
你完全弄错了 托尔基 You′re doing it all wrong, Torkild.
托尔基 你完全弄错了 Torkild, you′re doing it all wrong.
托尔基 你完全不知道怎么吹 Torkild, you haven′t got a clue.
让他试试 Let him try.
我从来没见谁吹得这么烂 l′ve never seen anyone worse at it.
来 我来教你 Here, let me show you.
等等 史蒂芬 托尔基 如果你... Wait, Stefan. Torkild, if you just ...
操你妈的闭嘴 婊子 Shut the fuck up, bitch!
那个蛋有点问题 There′s something wrong with that egg.
史蒂芬 带她走 Stefan, get her out of here.
走吧 亲爱的 Come on, honey ...
发生了什么？ What happened?
看吧 那个蛋壳有问题 不是你的错 托尔基 Look at that, the shell′s all wrong. lt wasn′t you, Torkild.
对 肯定是只病鸡下的蛋 Yeah. lt must have been a sick hen.
是的 蛋壳看起来很奇怪 Yeah, the shell looks weird.
就是 忘了吧 Sure, just forget it.
开车！ Drive!
也许我应该跟他们说声再见？ Maybe l should say goodbye?
不行 那我们就不能把车开走了 No. Then we won′t get the van.
这是托尔基的车 lt′s Torkild′s van.
你不欠他任何东西 You don′t owe him anything.
他还欠你钱 对吧？ He owes you money, right?
是的 但是... Yes, but ...
那就开车 Then drive!
快开 史蒂芬 Come on, Stefan!
好吧 Okay.
达古... Dagur ...
我正打台球呢 l′m playing billiards.
他们有话要说 Just listen to this.
你们俩是亲戚还是怎么的？ Are you guys related or what?
耍什么小孩子脾气？ 他怎么还不回来？ What is this childish crap? Why won′t he come back?
坐下来看电视 Sit down and watch this.
我都看了20遍了 l′ve seen it 20 times.
再看没意思了 lt′s no fun anymore.
那打牌怎么样？ How about a card game?
我要去睡了 l′m going to bed.
去睡了？ To bed?
阿尔弗雷德明早要来 Alfred′s coming tomorrow morning.
你在熬会儿 万一史蒂芬回来了怎么办？万一来客人了呢？ You could stay up for a bit. What if Stefan comes back? Or customers?
听着 不可能有客人来的 要是来了 你再叫我起床 晚安 Listen, there won′t be any customers. lf there are, wake me up. Good night.
要是他再也不回来了怎么办？ What if he doesn′t come back?
晚安 托尔基 Good night, Torkild.
来吧 史蒂芬 把爷爷送你的礼物打开 So, Stefan. Open Granddad′s present.
哦 天啊 Oh, my!
谢谢爷爷 Thanks, Granddad.
这也是奶奶的心意 反正你也不在乎 lt′s from Grandma, too. Not that you care.
注意餐桌礼仪 史蒂芬 小口吃 Eat properly, Stefan! Small bites.
奶奶得了癌症你也丝毫不关心 对吧？ You don′t care that Grandma is full of cancer, do you?
不 我关心 Yes, l do.
你多久去看她一次？ How often have you visited her?
就一次 两周来你就去看了她一次敷衍了事 Once! One lousy visit from you in two weeks.
等她去世的时候你会后悔的 You′ll be sorry when she′s gone.
我失明的时候 他们告诉我说我其它的感官会增强 When l went blind, they told me my other senses would be enhanced.
但我却只是一直在不停的感冒 But l′ve just had these damn colds all the time.
史蒂芬 今天你长大成人了 Stefan, today you become an adult.
那我就告诉你我父亲在我成年时告诉过我的话 So let me tell you what my father told me when l was confirmed:
永远不要忘了你的家人 Never forget your family!
无论发生什么 永远不要忘了你的家人 No matter what happens, never forget your family.
看看苏珊娜和... Just look at Susanne and ...
安德斯 Anders.
对对 安德斯 看看苏珊娜和安德斯 Yeah,Anders. Susanne and Anders.
我们都知道你们经历了儿子的不幸 We all know what you went through with your little boy.
上帝带走了他 但你们放弃了吗？没有 The Lord took him.But did you give up? No!
你们度过了难关 因为你们有家人的支持 You kept on going, because you had your family.
别打了 Stop that!
怎么了？ What happened?
没什么 Nothing.
我打呼了吗？ Was l snoring?
没关系 lt′s okay.
你会习惯的 You get used to it.
等你见到斯文德叔叔就知道了 他差点被自己的鼻屎憋死 Just wait till you meet Uncle Sven,he nearly choked on his own snot.
我希望孩子洗礼的时候他们能来 l hope they come to the christening.
他们很想见你 They′re looking forward to seeing you.
你以前说过了 You said that.
他们肯定会喜欢你的 你还得见见罗尔夫和玛丽安 l′m sure they′ll like you. And you have to meet Rolf and Marianne.
想想看 他们有三个孩子 都是脑积水 They′ve had three kids with water on the brain, imagine!
最根本的是... The essence of all this is ...
无论发生什么 你都有家人在身边 ... no matter what happens, you′ve got your family.
有了他们的支持 就没有什么不能做成的 Rely on them, and there′s nothing you can′t do.
干杯 好孩子 记住我说的话 Cheers, my boy,and don′t forget that.
你怎么就不能有点教养 Why can′t you behave!
看看他干的好事... Look at that ...
我就知道 我就知道会这样 l knew it! l knew it would happen.
我流血了 l′m bleeding.
我流血了 l′m bleeding!
我不要再流产了 Not again!
不 别躺在地毯上 No, don′t lie on the carpet!
血洗不干净的 You can′t get blood off.
我不想失去他 妈妈 l don′t want to lose it, Mom!
别躺在这儿 躺到地上去 Come out here on the floor.
快 Come on.
这他妈怎么回事？ What the hell′s going on?
晚上好啊 Evening!
这附近有家餐馆 There′s a fucking restaurant here somewhere.
在树林里 lt′s in the woods.
我知道 他们都是这么说的 l know, that′s what they all say.
我他妈的都找了一天半了 We′ve been looking for it for a fucking day and a half.
嘴放干净点 臭小子 Watch your mouth, son!
放开我 Let me go.
告诉我餐馆在哪儿 Show me where it is!
就在这儿 lt′s here.
谢了 Thank you!
有客人吗？ Any customers?
当然有 都是来借厕所的 Sure, they all went for a piss.
卡尔来了吗？ What about Carl?
还没 Not yet.
我觉得我们得走了 l think we should go.
什么？ What?
我们可以向南开 We could drive south.
箱子都空了 托尔基 而且你还欠我们一大笔钱 lt′s empty, Torkild. And you owe us a lot of dough.
我们可以在去巴塞罗那的路上抢几个加油站 We′ll rob a couple of gas stations on the way to Barcelona.
你还能搞点可卡因 彼得 而你可以搞几把枪 安能 You can get some coke, Peter.And you can get guns, Arne.
我明天还要去打猎呢 l′m going hunting tomorrow.
坐下 都给我坐下 Be seated! Sit!
把他们的枪搜走 Take their guns.
你他妈的为什么要这么干 托尔基？ Why the fuck did you do this, Torkild?
什么都没搜到 They′re clean.
你们是不是把枪藏起来了？ Have you guys hung up your guns?
这是个把戏 你们知道我从来不杀不带武器的人 lt′s a trick. You know l won′t shoot unarmed men.
但你们不会成功的 But it won′t work.
给 Here you are ...
现在我们可以公平决斗啦 Now it′s a fair fight.
不许动 Stay where you are.
你们好啊 Howdy.
史蒂芬？ Stefan?
嗨 托尔基. 安能 ... 彼得 Hi, Torkild. Arne ... Peter.
你怎么回来了？ But why?
我们分手了 lt didn′t work out.
那汉妮怎么办？ What about Hanne?
嗯 她哭了一会儿 Well ...She cried a bit.
然后又叫了一会儿 And then she yelled a bit.
我很抱歉 伙计们 Sorry about this, boys.
没关系 托尔基 That′s all right, Torkild.
全都给我闭嘴 Shut up!
你们都怎么回事？ 你们难道是基佬吗？ What is it with you guys?Are you faggots or what?
为什么总是不带我玩？ 你们觉得自己比我强吗？ Why am l always left out? You think you′re better than me?
把钱给我 我赐你们速死 Give me the moneyso you can die quickly.
都花光了 lt′s all gone.
别撒谎 钱在哪儿？ Don′t lie! Where is it?
是真的 钱都没了 lt′s true, it′s gone.
我们买下了这家餐馆 We bought this restaurant.
一家餐馆？ A restaurant?
为什么 托尔基？ But why, Torkild?
因为我想拥有属于自己的地方 Because l wanted my own place.
他在这儿 There he is!
阿尔弗雷德 老天啊 他们都死了 Alfred, for chrissakes, they′re dead!
冷静 阿尔弗雷德 都结束了 Easy, Alfred. lt′s over.
放轻松 Easy, now ...
那么总共是三份烤猪肉和一份熬白菜？ So that was three roast pork and one stewed cabbage?
他就是在那张桌子上断的气 It was at that table he met his end.
你们都吓坏了吧？ Weren′t you scared?
是的 当时非常吓人 Yes. lt was frightening.
他是法罗人？ And he was an Faroese?
卡尔以为他是 Carl thought he was.
但他其实是个挪威人 But he was actually Norwegian.
卡尔是谁？ Who′s Carl?
和阿尔弗雷德一起坐在吧台的那个 The guy sitting at the bar with Alfred.
他们俩非常合拍 我带你们去位子上好吗？ He met his match in those two.Can l show you to your table?
请先坐 我马上就来 Just sit down, l′ll be there in a moment.
请再给我来两瓶 Two more, please.
我也要一瓶 And one for me, too.
马上 ln just a moment.
嗨 托尔基 Hi, Torkild.
嗨 Hi.
这是弗莱明 This is Flemming.
嗨 Hi.
你好 Hello.
这就是你说的...那个他? ls this the ... him?
是的 lt′s him.
那么这就是你的餐馆？ So this is your place?
是的 Yes, it is.
要坐坐吗？ Would you like to sit down?
是的 谢谢 Yes, thank you.
你想吃什么就点 都算我的 Anything you like. On the house.
你不用这么客气的 You don′t need to do that.
报社会付钱的 The paper′s paying.
但千万别为了我们搞特殊 But don′t give us anything special.
当然 Of course.
这看起来真恶心 This looks disgusting ...
你们知道谁来了吗？ You know who′s in there?
当然 她现在比以前好看点了 Yeah, she looks a lot nicer now.
没 她才没有 No, she doesn′t.
是真的 托尔基 She does, Torkild.
她现在容光焕发 She′s blossomed.
他咚肯定很大 He must be well-hung.
闭嘴 彼得 把我们最好的红酒拿来 Shut up. Peter, get our best wine.
喝光了 lt′s gone.
不可能 那洞里是什么？ lt can′t be. What′s in the holes?
啤酒 Beer.
拜托了 帮帮我 Please, help me.
帮帮我这次 以后我都再也不会提什么要求了 Just do this for me, and l′ll never ask for another favor.
我们可做不出什么美味大餐 We can′t make gourmet food.
没关系 只要尽力就行 lt doesn′t matter, just do your best!
那才是最重要的 对吧？ That′s all that matters, right?
托尔基 你不用这样的 Torkild, you shouldn′t have.
今日菜单 每个人的都一样 Today′s menu. Same for everyone.
我试吃的餐馆 比大多数人一辈子去过的都多 l′ve visited more restaurants than most people do in a lifetime,
但在“闪烁灯火”这顿饭 but the meal l had at the Flickering Lanterns,-
是我吃过最难吃的 was the worst l′ve ever experienced.
尽管餐具不卫生 But despite the unhygienic tableware
土豆没削干净 而且煮过了头 and the overcooked,half-peeled potatoes,
我仍会给他们四星评价 l′m giving them four stars anyway.
一星给史蒂芬 一星给彼得 One for Stefan, one for Peter,
一星给安能 还有一星给托尔基 one for Arne,and one for Torkild.