欢乐 一家亲
第八季 第三集
宝马车主的悲惨遭遇
规则一 永远要往后站 Rule number one: Always stand in back of the kerb
直到公交车完全停下再上前 until the bus comes to a complete stop.
现在把钱投到这里 Now take your money and put it right in here.
好啦 我谢你啊 Roz Yes, thank you, Roz.
不过我还不至于缺少基本的生活技能 But I am not completely lacking in street smarts.
日安 司机先生 Good day, busman.
请到高地和第一街区的西北角 谢谢 The northwest corner of Highland and First, please.
- 那儿没站 - 我知道 - That's not a stop. - I know.
也许我应该往这里放点小意思 Perhaps if I just shove a little encouragement into this box...
快过来 Come on.
眼睛注意盯着空座 一定要扶好栏杆 Keep your eyes peeled for a seat and hold onto a pole.
Roz 这货看着不太干净啊 It doesn't look very clean, Roz.
难道你更愿意在地板上躺着 Well, would you rather wind up on the floor?
额滴老天爷啊 Dear God!
- Francine - Miranda - Francine. - Miranda.
TUSHKA BERGEN as Miranda 英国演员 曾出演 疯狂麦克斯3 地心游记
哇 好久不见了 柱廊那边现在怎么样了 Wow, it's a long time. How are things at The Colonnade?
实话实说 我们都特想你 Oh, trust me, you are missed.
发生了很多事呢 现在我是头儿了 Things have gotten so crazy, they actually put me in charge.
哦 那多好 你也该晋升了 Oh, that's great. You deserve it.
谢谢 你最近怎么样 Oh, thank you. How are you doing?
你在盯着哪个 Which one are you staring at?
我才没盯着谁 多没礼貌 I'm not staring. That would be rude.
- 哪个 - 金发那个 - Which one? - The blonde.
你过去和她聊聊呗 Why don't you go and talk to her?
别逗了 Roz 我根本不认识她啊 Please, Roz, come on. The woman's a perfect stranger.
不认识 你知道她的名字 Stranger? You know her name,
知道她在哪儿工作 知道她很迷人 you know she has a job, you know she's attractive.
你简直是拿到了她的个人资料表呐 It's like an A&E Biography compared to what I usually know going in.
不行 你看我 湿透了 而且头发乱糟糟的 No. Gosh, look at me. I'm soaked through, my hair's a mess.
相信我 你现在这样还不算糟 Believe me, you could look a lot worse.
我在节目里还特别提过不要做这种事 After I specifically told people, on the air, not to do that.
诶呀 你就过去和她聊聊好了 Look, why don't you go over and talk to her?
就算她拒绝你又怎样 反正你也不会再见到她了 It's not like you'll ever see her again if she shoots you down.
呃 说得也对 Well, perhaps you're right.
能怎么样呢 What harm could it do?
天 谁能想到这铁皮茧里能有 My goodness, who would've thought that such a rare butterfly
这么一只绝世的蝴蝶美人 could exist in this tin cocoon?
嘿 别露怯了 Hey, for your information,
许多优雅成熟的女人都坐公交 plenty of refined, sophisticated women ride the bus every...
长点眼 开公交的 我到站了 Open your eyes, nimrod. That was my stop.
- 祝你好运 再见 - 好 - Good luck. Bye-bye. - All right.
您坐这儿吧 Oh. Please, take mine.
给 您也可以坐我这儿 Oh, here you go. You better take mine too.
正好可以舒展下 That way you can spread out.
呃 那个 我不是说你需要舒展 Well, not that you need to spread out, actually.
那什么 我是第一次坐公交车 Well, it's my first time on a bus.
借过下 小姐 呃 Miranda Excuse me, miss? Um, Miranda.
Duke 佛罗里达的天气怎么样 So, Duke, how's the weather in Florida?
28度 我简直嫉妒死啦 Eighty-two? I sure envy you.
是啊 这边除了雨还是雨 Yeah, it's nothing but rain here.
嗯 4频道说明天会晴 Yeah, Channel 4 said it should clear up tomorrow,
可5频道说估计得周末了 but the Channel 5 guy said probably not till the weekend.
然后吧 还有个天气频道 Yep, then there's the Weather Channel.
早上那哥们说可能周六会晴天 Early morning guy said it'll probably break by Saturday.
可十点多另一个人又说 But then the midmorning guy said...
什么叫你得走了 What do you mean you gotta go?
要去玩沙壶球 Duke 别荒废人生啊 Shuffleboard? Oh, come on, Duke, get a life.
嘿 Niles 还以为你在上班呢 Hey, Niles. I thought you were working.
病人取消了 所以我就想过来看看你 Well, a patient cancelled, so I thought I'd drop by and see you.
天呐 你不知道这么说感觉有多好 Oh, my God. You have no idea how good it feels to say that.
我过来看你 I'm here to see you.
不用那些站不住脚的借口 No more flimsy pretences.
不用应付老爸 No more making tedious small talk with Dad.
嘿 Niles 佛罗里达有28度呢 Hey, Niles, it's 82 in Florida.
老爸 我是来看Daphne的 Here to see Daphne, Dad.
那我还是去看下烤箱里的烤肉吧 Well, I better check on the roast in the oven.
那里可有190度呢 It's 375 in there.
好啦 不谈天气了 All right, no more weather talk.
我可能就是闷坏了 I'm probably just getting a little stir crazy
毕竟困在家里两个礼拜了 from being cooped up for two weeks.
但是 自由不远啦 But, won't be too much longer.
周六的流星雨之后天就能晴了 It will all end when the meteor shower on Saturday,
前提是7频道的那些气象狂人靠得住 if you can believe those Channel 7 Doppler guys.
对了 他们的节目要开始了 Ooh! I wonder what they're up to.
还记得几年前那场流星雨吗 Remember that meteor shower we had a few years ago?
求你了 别提这茬了好吗 Oh, please, don't remind me.
我和Maris来这儿吃饭 I was over here having dinner with Maris.
- 我永远忘不了那晚 - 我也是 - I will never forget that night. - Neither will I.
没见过有人把刺山柑切成两半的 I've never seen a person cut a caper in half.
不 不是 我在外面阳台上 No, no. I was out on the terrace,
目睹了一场视觉盛宴 witnessing this incredible display.
然后我就郁闷了 And I was absolutely miserable.
现在我知道了 那是因为 Now I know it's because
我当时应该和你在一起分享那一刻 I would much rather have been sharing that moment with you.
我现在来了不是吗 Well, I'm here now.
不如周六我们一起看吧 Why don't we watch it together this Saturday?
哦 Daphne 这主意好 Oh, Daphne, that's a wonderful idea.
我们可以就在这阳台上 原景重现 We'll re-create the entire moment, right there on the terrace,
重演每个细节 不过这次我们是在一起的 right down to the last detail. Except we'll be together.
这回不要92年的唐·培里侬香槟 我们要90年的 And instead of serving '92 Dom Perignon, we'll serve the '90
这样就可以纠正两个可怕的错误了 and we'll right two horrible wrongs.
- 喔 Frasier 怎么回事 - 怎么回事 - Wow. Frasier, what happened? - What happened?
我半年没换车里的花粉滤器 I went six months without replacing my pollen filter in my car,
所以车送去保养了 so it was in the shop.
今天打不着车 所以我就坐公交回来 Couldn't get a cab, so I took the bus home.
结果它溅了我一身水 Which splashed me.
接着我摔倒 错过了站 And I fell down, missed my stop,
最后不得不在这大雨里走10个街区回来 and had to walk home ten blocks in this downpour.
你半年都没换花粉滤器 You went six months without changing your pollen filter?
- 感觉你需要杯热茶啊 - 急需 - Looks like you could use a spot of tea. - Desperately.
那你想要什么 伯爵茶 英式红茶 What will it be, then? I've got Earl Grey, English breakfast,
柑橘 柑桔香红茶 乌龙茶 正山小种红茶 chamomile, orange pekoe, oolong, lapsang souchong...
天啊 Oh, for God's sake...
随便扔一个进热水里就成 ...just throw a bag in some hot water.
伯爵茶 Earl Grey. Uh...
嘿 Fras 我知道你不是很喜欢 不过Duke给了我 Hey, Fras, I know it's not your thing, but Duke sent me a couple of tickets
两张明天超音速队的门票 for tomorrow's Sonics game.
- 你去吗 - 我有事 - You wanna go? - I've got plans.
- 什么事 - 就是有事 - What plans? - Just plans.
- 你不想去就直说 - 我不想去 - If you don't wanna go, just tell me. - I don't wanna go.
你偶尔陪我一晚上会死啊 Would it kill you to spend one night with me?
我每天晚上都和你在一起啊 God's sake, I spend every night with you.
天知道我一直都努力让你开心 God knows I have done my best to keep you entertained,
可你在我家住了都7年了 but in the seven years since you've landed at my doorstep,
还不知道我对篮球压根儿没兴趣吗 have you ever known me once to show any interest in basketball?
我是想去的 老爸 但是我那天有拼布展会 You know I'd go, Dad, but I have the quilt show.
拼布就把布料按照图谱一块块拼接起来做成布艺作品的过程 娘到爆
行了 Niles 我已经够糟心了 Please, Niles, I feel bad enough already.
- 来点雪莉酒吗 Niles - 要 谢谢 - Care for sherry, Niles? - Thank you.
对老爸有点凶吧 Little rough on Dad, weren't you?
嗯 我也觉得过了 Oh, I suppose so.
不过我这一天都不顺 你知道最糟的是什么 It's just been a rotten day. You don't even know the topper.
公交车上有位迷人的小姐 There was an enchanting young woman on the bus.
我好不容易鼓起勇气过去和她说句话 Just when I had worked up enough nerve to go and talk to her,
结果滑倒了 希望绊倒我的就是个坏了的玉米饼 I slipped on something that I can only hope was an old burrito.
我还没爬起来 她就已经走了 Before I could manage to get up, she was gone.
我想可能就是没缘分吧 Well, I suppose it just wasn't meant to be.
等等 知道吗 Wait a minute. You know...
我确实是听到了她的名字和工作的地方 ...I did happen to overhear her name and where she works.
所以你还在等什么 要把握时机啊 Well, then what are you waiting for? Seize the day.
你以为我靠坐等就能和Daphne在一起了吗 Do you think I got together with Daphne by just sitting around?
从我的经验中学着点 Take a chapter from my book.
你指的是哪点呢 Niles Exactly what chapter would that be, Niles?
最后这点呗 The last chapter.
假设我要过去找她 我能说什么 Suppose I did go and talk with her. What would I say?
我在公交车上就盯上你了 "I spied on you on the bus
成功追踪到你工作的地点 and I've managed to hunt you down here where you work.
你愿意抽时间和我共进晚餐吗 Would you care to have dinner sometime?"
我最好砍下只耳朵一道邮寄给她 I might as well just lop off my ear and mail it to her.
假装你跟她们公司有业务来往不就行了 No, just pretend you're there on business.
她在哪儿上班 Where does she work?
一家养老院 It's a retirement home.
哦 那你可以跟她说你想给老爸找个地方 Oh! Well, tell her you're there looking for someplace for Dad.
干脆把老爸带上打掩护 In fact, bring him along for cover.
不成 你也知道他不喜欢那些地方 No, no. You know how he hates those places.
他不可能同意的 He'd never agree to it.
不需要他同意 明天带他去比赛 He doesn't need to. Just take him to the game tomorrow
中间停一下就好 and make an unannounced stop on the way.
你是说让我滚去向老爸负荆请罪 You're suggesting that I go crawling back to Dad,
求他让我带他去篮球赛 beg him to let me take him to the basketball game,
利用他来见漂亮姑娘 use him to meet a pretty girl,
然后在球场把观众席坐穿 then sit through a sport I loathe?
好吧 我懂你的意思了 All right, I see your point.
不 我只是想把时间线弄清楚 No, I'm just trying to get the sequence right.
亲爱的爸爸 Oh, Dad...
出门的时候你应该告诉我要在这里停一下啊 You could have told me we were stopping here when we left for the game.
那你就不可能同意了 If you'd known that, you never would have agreed to come.
你没必要诓我过来 Well, you didn't have to trick me.
我是决不会这么对你的 对吧 I mean, I would never do anything like that to you.
看来某人忘了把我和Nile骗到童子军营的事儿了 Seems someone is forgetting sending Niles and me off to a boyscout camp
说是能得到"歌剧勋章" to earn our opera badges.
她在那儿 Oh, there she is.
记着啊 你想住进来 All right, now listen and remember: You're interested in living here.
成 但是别耽误了我看比赛 All right. But I don't wanna be late for the game.
打扰了 我是Frasier Crane Excuse me. I'm Frasier Crane.
- 这是我父亲 Martin - 您好 - This is my father, Martin. - Hello.
我们想了解下关于柱廊养老院的信息 We're interested in finding out a bit more about The Colonnade.
您看谁能给我们介绍下 Is there someone we could talk to?
哦 我是这里的主管 Miranda Rogers Well, I'm the director here. Miranda Rogers.
我给你拿几个宣传册怎么样 Why don't I get you a couple of brochures?
如果你觉得喜欢的话 可以填张申请表 And if you like what you see, you can fill out an application.
- 申请表 - 20分钟就能填完 - Application? - It only takes about 20 minutes.
- 20分钟 - 是的 老爸 申请表 20分钟 - Twenty minutes? - Yes, Dad. Application, 20 minutes.
他喜欢重复句子 是他纾解压力的方式 He likes to repeat things. It's a soothing mechanism.
20分钟 20分钟 Twenty minutes. Twenty minutes.
你对他非常有耐心啊 我马上回来 You're very patient with him. I'll be right back.
你没说我还得填劳什子表格 You didn't say I had to put anything in writing.
你之前都没见过她吧 You haven't even seen her before, have you.
- 你是真想把我扔这儿吧 - 才不是 - You're trying to put me here for real. - No, I'm not.
你说是在公交车上遇见她的 You said you met on the bus.
我就知道这故事漏洞百出 I knew that was full of holes.
老天爷啊 你就别瞎想了 没人要把你扔在哪儿 For God's sakes, will you just stop? No one's gonna put you anywhere.
没错 因为我是不会填什么破表的 You're damn right they're not, because I'm not filling out any application!
你赶紧搞定她 Will you hurry up and make your date
然后咱们赶快离开这破冰原行吗 and let's get off this ice floe?
等我几分钟 然后我可以带你们四处走走 You know, I'm starting a tour in a few minutes.
这样可以充分解答你们的问题 It'd be a good way to get your questions answered.
- 嗯 主意不错 - 四处走走 - Well, that's a splendid idea. - A tour?
是的 老爸 走走 走走 Yes, Dad, a tour. A tour.
快来吧 Now come along.
您可以看到 我们是全方位服务的 As you can see, we're a full-service facility.
你赶快问她吧 再慢点的话 Will you hurry up and ask her? If we move any slower in this place
他们该开始摘取咱们的器官了 they're gonna start harvesting our organs.
你有点耐心 周围这么多人呢 All right! It's kind of difficult with all these people around.
哎呀 比赛已经开始了 Well... The game's already started.
再给你两分钟 不行我就打车了 Two minutes and I'm calling a cab.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
嘿 我认识你 麦金蒂酒吧的常客 对吧 Hey, I know you. McGinty's, right?
嗯 我是Marty Crane Yeah. Marty Crane.
- 幸会 我是Lee Zeplowitz - 你好 Lee - Yeah, Lee Zeplowitz. - Hi, Lee.
我们打扑克三缺一 如果你住进来的话就太好了 Hey, we can really use a fourth for poker if you're moving in.
不是的 抱歉 我只是过来帮我儿子个忙 Oh, jeez, no, I'm sorry. I'm just here to do a favour for my son.
我们要去看场球赛 We're on our way over to the ball game.
啊哈 我儿子当时是说要带我去太空针塔 Uh-huh. They told me I was going to the Space Needle.
- 谢谢你带我们参观 - 不用客气 - Thanks for the tour. - Oh, you're welcome.
如果有什么问题 尽管开口 If you have any more questions, don't hesitate to ask.
话说 我还真有个问题 Actually, you know, I do have one more question.
你觉得咱们能哪天吃个饭吗 Do you think it'd be possible to have dinner sometime?
当然 明天5点左右带你父亲过来 Oh, sure. Come by with your father around 5 tomorrow
我可以带你们去食堂吃一次 and I'll set you up at the cafeteria.
先说下 明天可是牛排之夜 I should warn you, tomorrow's steak night.
准备好撸开袖子吧 So be prepared to throw a few elbows. Ha-ha-ha.
你只是约我出去 是吧 And you just asked me out on a date, didn't you?
呃 是 但那时我不知道是牛排之夜 Yes, but that was before I knew it was steak night.
可以 为什么不呢 这周末怎么样 Sure. Why not? How about this weekend?
- 嗯 挺好 我回头给你打电话 - 好的 - Well, that's great. I'll call you. - Okay.
我不是常和初次见面的人约会的 You know, I don't normally date people I've just met,
但你看起来真的是特好的一个人 but you seem like such a nice person.
从你对你父亲的方式就能看出来了 I can tell by the way you are with your father.
嗯 是啊 我们关系很好的 Yes, well, we're very close.
好了 老爸 我看了 雨已经小了点了 All right, Dad, I've checked. The rain's letting up a bit.
Niles 你来干什么 Niles, what are you doing here?
Daphne和我要在阳台上看流星雨 Daphne and I are watching the meteor shower on the terrace.
不行 我有约会 No, you're not. I have a date.
- 约在今晚了吗 - 是啊 - That's tonight? - Yes.
那我们怎么办 Well, what are we gonna do?
不知道 去房顶吧 I don't know. Go to the roof.
不行 我们要原景重现 We can't do that. We're having a re-creation.
跟你说你都不信 Frasier让咱们去屋顶 You'll never believe this. Frasier wants to send us to the roof.
- 这个想法好浪漫 - 我就这么说嘛 - What a romantic idea. - Isn't it?
是 是 多浪漫啊 拿上你的东西赶紧走吧 Yes, yes, it's very romantic. Now get your crap and go.
来了 来了 Coming. Coming.
你把老爸扔哪了 贮藏室 Where'd you put Dad, in storage?
我不知道老爸在哪 I have no idea where Dad is.
我只知道他不在这儿而你在 All I know is he's not here and you are.
- 你好 - 晚上好 Miranda 快请进 - Hello. - Good evening, Miranda. Come in.
给你介绍下 这是我弟弟Niles Crane I'd like to introduce you to my brother, Niles Crane.
- 你好 - 这位是Daphne Moon - Hello. - And this is Daphne Moon.
- 你好 - 我弟弟的女友 - Hi. - His lady friend.
- 我想我确实是 - 你是我的女朋友 嗯 是的 - Oh, I suppose I am. - You are my lady friend. Yes, she is.
我们想着要悄悄的 并没有 We're trying to keep it sort of hush-hush. We're not really...
抱歉 我弟弟很不善社交 真的 I'm sorry, my brother's not very social, really.
好了 想来点红酒吗 Here we are. So would you care for some wine?
好啊 Oh, I'd love some. Yeah.
- 你家真漂亮 - 谢谢 - Oh, you have a beautiful place. - Thank you.
直觉告诉我这是你父亲的椅子 Something tells me this must be your father's chair.
嗯 我一再坚持让他搬过来的时候 Yes, well, you know, I insisted that he bring it with him
带着这把椅子 when he moved in here.
我觉得 毕竟这也是他家 I mean, after all, this is his home too.
- 你真体贴 - 是啊 - How thoughtful of you. - Yes.
我想他搬家的时候也会带着这椅子的 Well, I imagine he'll be bringing that with him when he moves in.
Miranda 我得对你坦诚相告 Gosh, Miranda, you know, I've got to be honest with you.
虽然我很喜欢柱廊养老院 As much as I like The Colonnade,
但我老爸好像没准备好搬过去呢 I'm not sure Dad's really ready to move in yet.
是吗 我想他还没告诉你吧 Well, then, I guess he hasn't told you.
你父亲今天已经填好了申请表 Your father filled out an application today.
申请表 我父亲 今天 Application? My father? Today?
幸亏他马上就要搬走了 Sounds like he's moving out just in time.
你也开始学他重复句子了 You're picking up that repeating thing.
宁可砸了人家的车 也别磕坏我的牙
你知道吗 我想了很久 You know, I've been giving a lot of thought
究竟给你起什么样的爱称 to this idea of a pet name for you.
然后准备放弃了 And you've decided to give it up?
我才没那么容易放弃呢 圆扣扣 No, I don't give up that easily, Woggles.
开玩笑的啦 I was kidding.
其实不是圆扣扣 是小抱抱 You're not really a Woggles. You're more of a Cuddles.
还是玩笑啦 快来个人拉住我 No, I was kidding again. Someone stop me.
这里放了什么啊 Oh, what have we got in here, then?
有上好的香槟还有鲟鱼子酱 Oh. Well, we have the finest champagne and beluga caviar.
哦 陶瓷碎片 Oh. Broken bits of pottery.
那是花生糖 That's peanut brittle.
我自己做的 想着咱们可以吃点甜的 快试试 I made it myself so we could have something sweet. Go on, try some.
和你在一起我觉得已经不需要甜品了 Well, I hardly need something sweet with you here.
你嘴真甜 不过别打哈哈 试试 You are such a dear. Seriously, try some.
- 哦 - 好吃吗 - Oh. - Is it good?
像是天堂的碎片 It's like little shards of heaven.
天哪(亲爱的) 起风了 Oh, dear. The wind's picked up.
亲爱的 可别吹跑了什么东西 Oh, dear. I hope nothing else blows away.
- 花生糖呢 - 吹跑了 - What happened to the peanut brittle? - It blew away.
我跑下去拿几本书来压着布 I'll run and get some books to hold this cloth down.
怎么了 What happened?
我把石块拿走压毯子了 I moved the block to hold down the blanket.
现在门好像卡住了 Now the door seems to be stuck.
这样 Daphne 你坐好 我去找管理员 All right. Daphne, you sit tight. I'll run and get the super.
- 马上就能把它开开 - 好的 - I'll have it open in a minute. - All right.
Daphne 走廊门的钥匙在哪 Daphne, where's the key to the stairway door?
在我这呢 Oh. I've got it.
- 我从底下给你滑过去 - 好的 - I'll slide it under. - Oh, all right.
没关系 慢慢来 没必要害怕 No problem. Take your time. No need to panic
天哪 Oh, dear.
这门下没有缝儿 封得死死的 There is no under. It's sealed tight.
封了 好吧 Daphne 千万别慌 Sealed? All right. Now, Daphne, try and remain calm.
我们等守夜的来就可以了 Well, we'll just have to wait for the night watchman.
他几个小时之后巡查会检查所有门的 He checks all these doors when he does his rounds in a few hours.
最后再说一遍 Daphne 不要惊慌 For the last time, Daphne, I told you not to panic.
别让我再说了好吗 我这边氧气不多了 And please don't make me say it again. I have to conserve oxygen.
- 你看 Marty 你儿子来了 - 嗯 - Hey, look, Marty. There's your son. - Yeah.
想得美 我才不会在你发牌的时候把眼睛挪开 Nice try. Like I'd take my eyes off you while you're dealing.
老爸 能聊下吗 Dad, can I have a word with you for a second?
Fras 当然了 伙计们继续吧 我跟 Oh, Fras, yeah. All right, keep going, guys. I'm in.
你不是约会呢吗 What happened to your date?
只能说结果不是很好 Well, suffice it to say it didn't go so well.
我一直在担心你 I spent the whole time worried about you.
听着 我是过来道歉的 Listen, I came down to apologise.
我一直很自私而且忽视你 真的很抱歉 I've been selfish and I've neglected you. And I'm sorry.
呃 没关系啦 Oh, well, apology accepted, son.
咱们脾气都不太好 可能就是雨的缘故吧 We've both been a little cranky. It's probably just the rain.
不 老爸 听我说 No, Dad, listen, listen.
我希望咱们可以一起去看比赛 真的 I want us to go to games together. I really do.
可以一起去看电影 在麦金蒂喝喝酒 And I want us to see movies and go drinking at McGinty's...
挺好的 儿子 Well, that's great, son.
老爸 我这儿想抒发感情呢 No, Dad. I'm trying to say something here.
我没准备好让你离开我 I'm not ready for you to leave.
我不想让你搬过来 我会太想你的 I don't want you to move in here. I'd miss you too much.
求你 老爸 回家吧 好吗 Please, Dad, come home. Please?
你说什么呢 我没打算要搬过来啊 What the hell are you talking about? I'm not moving in here.
但是Miranda说你填了申请表 But Miranda told me you'd filled out an application.
而且说你给自己找了新家 That you told her you'd found a new home.
呃 我必须得说啊 Well, I had to.
只有这样才能玩牌啊 这儿的牌局只限居住者 It's the only way to stay in the game. It's for residents only.
这只是你为了玩扑克的计策 This was just a ruse so you could continue playing poker?
这不只是扑克 是和三个牌技最烂的人一起玩扑克 Well, it's not just poker. It's poker with the three worst players I've ever seen.
嘿 Marty 还跟吗 Sid亮了一对十 Hey, Marty, you in? Sid's got a pair of tens showing.
看着我 Sid Look at me, Sid.
加到20 Raise you 20.
这种牌局可遇不可求啊 You dream about getting in games like this all your life.
我想了一辈子 没想到居然真成了 But you never think it's gonna happen. Ha-ha-ha!
老爸 老爸 拜托 Dad, Dad, please.
我不能让你欺负这些好人 I can't let you go on taking advantage of these people.
我这不是欺负 我是在教育他们 But I'm not taking advantage of them. I'm giving them an education.
咱就叫它昂贵的研讨会好了 Consider it an expensive seminar.
还研讨会 真是够了 Seminar, my eye.
现在 把你赚的每一分钱都还回去 Now, you're gonna give every dime of that money back to those men.
好吧 我让他们都赢回去 All right. I'll let them win it back.
- Marty 跟吗 - 好 跟 - Come on, Marty. You in? - All right. Yeah, I'm in.
看看 Lee有一对枪 Let's see. Lee's got a pair of aces. Whoa!
这有三个十 我有什么呢 Three tens here. What have I got?
四 五 七 Four, five, seven...
好了 我都压了 Well, I'll just bet it all.
要不起 Too rich for my blood.
我晚上给你留灯 老爸 I'll leave the light on for you, Dad.
你怎么样 那蜘蛛还在附近吗 How are you holding up? Is that spider still around?
我想它最后发现了 其实它更怕我 I think he's realised he's more afraid of me than I am of him.
它不在那墙角了 不在那墙角了 He's not in his corner. He's not in his corner.
哦 在这呢 找着了 Oh. There he is. Found him. Ha-ha.
Daphne 你一定很饿吧 别等我了 Oh, Daphne, you must be starving. Please, don't wait for me.
你先吃吧 You go ahead and eat.
你确定 You're sure?
哦 我看见了一个 Oh! I just saw one.
- 蜘蛛 - 不 是流星 - A spider? - No, a meteor.
真美 突然就出来了 It's beautiful. It just appeared out of nowhere.
够了 上回就错过了 That's it. I missed it the last time.
我不会再这样了 I'm not gonna let it happen again.
Daphne 闪开点 门要倒下了 Daphne, stand back. This door is coming down.
好 我准备好了 Okay, I'm ready.
又看见一颗 美得摄人心魄 Oh! I just saw another one. Oh, it's breathtaking.
从天空的一边划到另一边 It just streaked from one end of the sky to the other.
Niles 我希望你也能看见 Oh, Niles, I wish you could see this.
我也是 我的爱 So do I, my love.
你叫我什么 What did you just call me?
呃 我就先随便一说 Oh, well, it was kind of a place-filler.
还没时间想个好的 I didn't have time to think of a good one.
不 我喜欢 No, I like it.
我的爱 挺好的 "My love." Yeah, it's nice.
- 又看见一个 - 是什么样的 - Oh! I just saw another one. - What's it look like?
有个长长的 闪光的尾巴 It's got a long, glittering tail.
让我想起了有一次我父亲从酒吧开车回家 It reminds me of the time my father drove home from the pub
车下卡了垃圾桶的样子 with a trash can stuck underneath his car.
火花四溅 Sparks were flying everywhere.
- 我跟你说过这事儿吗 - 没 你没说过 我的爱 - Did I ever tell you that story? - No, you never did, my love.
我父亲在下班的路上去了酒吧 Well, my father stopped in at the pub on his way home from work...