两个队都在奋力对战，你争我夺！ There's a battle on the boards with both teams really digging for the puck.
现在球到了冰狼队手里 Now it squirts loose, and the Ice Wolves have it.
冰球飞了出去 3 And the puck is cleared out of their zone.
牙仙
他们来了！ And here they come!
撞得好，太漂亮了！ What a hit!
快点啊，用身体挡住他！ Come on, boys, use the body!
- 防住他，防住他！ - 拉普顿迅速地在冰上飞驰 - Take him wide, take him wide! - Rapton's flying up the ice.
快点，防住他！ Take him to the outside! Here we go.
他射门了！德拉防得漂亮！ He shoots! Nice save by Drah.
又是一记冲撞！ What a hit!
什么动作，汉克？ What action, eh, Hank?
- 冰狼队被撞击了！ - 噢，天啊！ - The Ice Wolves are just getting hammered. - Oh, no.
夺牙恶魔，夺牙恶魔，夺牙恶魔 Tooth, Tooth, Tooth!
- 吉姆，这口号听着可真耳熟 - 汤普森 - There's a familiar chant, Jim. - Thompson.
教练叫出了鼎鼎大名的德瑞·汤普森 And the coach is calling for the big defenseman, Derek Thompson.
夺牙恶魔上场了！ And here comes the Tooth Fairy.
去把他们干掉！ Find a dark jersey and hit it!
夺牙恶魔，夺牙恶魔，夺牙恶魔 Tooth, Tooth, Tooth!
掉了颗门牙！ That is an incisor!
我捡到牙齿了，哈哈，被我捡到了！ I got the tooth. I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!
夺牙恶魔德瑞·汤普森再一次震撼全场 And the Tooth Fairy, Derek Thompson, has struck again.
你打败不了夺牙恶魔！这就是事实 You can't handle the tooth. And that's the tooth...
全部的事实，除了事实，它还是事实 ...the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
我誓与“牙齿”效忠 I pledge allegiance to the tooth.
替夺牙恶魔把门打开 Open the door for the Tooth Fairy.
14号，德瑞·汤普森被罚出场 Penalty on number 14, Derek Thompson.
- 5分钟内不可入场 - 耶！ - Five-minute major for boarding. - Yeah!
谁才是夺牙恶魔？是我？ 对！我就是夺牙恶魔！ Who's the Tooth Fairy? Am I the Tooth...? I'm the Tooth Fairy!
行了行了，够了 Stop it. Stop it.
不，我才不害怕，我可是玩冰球的 Yeah, no, I'm not scared, you know. I play hockey.
我们玩的非常尽兴 We'll go out, have a good time, see what we make of it.
- 这儿在搞什么呢？ - 过来，汤普森 - What's going on out here? - Come here.
我想你见一下我们公司的未来之光 I want you to meet the future of our franchise.
- 原来是个新人 - 是的 - New kid. - Yeah.
他不会在这儿待久的 国王队早就看中他了 He's not gonna be here long till he gets snapped up by the Kings.
但是，听着，他在的这段时间 你的工作就是要在冰上全力保护他 But listen, while he is here, your job on the ice is to take care of him.
- 好的，没问题 - 其他的不重要，对吧？ - Okay. All right. - Nothing else matters, right?
- 米克？ - 是 - Mick? - Yeah.
德瑞·汤普森，这是米克·唐纳利 打中场的，米克，这是德瑞，你的保镖 Derek, Mick Donnelly, our first-line center. Mick, Derek. He's your bodyguard.
- 你好吗？ - 你好啊，欢迎来到专业冰球的队伍 - What's up? - Welcome to pro hockey.
刚才是老选手的比赛吗？ Yeah, is there an old-timers' game today?
我不知道你还在打球 我曾经可是你的超级粉丝 I didn't realize you were even still playing, man. I used to be a big fan.
好吧，一会儿见 All right. See you later, man.
那是我的保镖 So I guess that's my bodyguard.
- 太不可思议了 - 他块头很大 - Crazy. - He's a big one.
是的，他块头很大 Yeah, he's a big guy.
- 你好，汤普森先生！ - 汤普森先生！ - Hello, Mr. Thompson! - Mr. Thompson.
夺牙恶魔！ Tooth Fairy!
能帮我签个名吗？ Can I have your autograph?
行，行，当然没问题, 小朋友，你叫什么名字？ Yeah, sure. Absolutely. What's your name, buddy?
戈普，我是我们队里的得分主将第三名 Gabe. I'm the third-leading scorer in my hockey league.
我们的队还得了冠军 Our team won the Mighty Mite's Championship.
哇，非常棒，好样的，戈普 Wow, that's fantastic. Good for you, Gabe.
有一天，我也要像你以前一样打联赛 One day, I'm gonna play hockey in the big leagues just like you used to.
- 你在冰球上付出了不少努力吧？ - 当然，我几乎每天一天都练习 - You work pretty hard at hockey, do you? - I play almost every day.
我每天都接送他 And I drive him almost every day.
- 几岁了你？ - 8岁 - How old are you? - I'm 8.
你8岁，8岁，好的，这样，戈普 You're 8. You're 8. Okay, well, here's the deal, Gabe.
8岁是吧，你是排在其他两名 8岁队友后面的第三名 You're 8 and you're the third-leading scorer in your league behind two other 8-year-olds.
其中一个9岁 Well, one's 9.
戈普，在这个国家里，有7岁的正在和 Okay. Well, see, Gabe, somewhere in this country, there's a 7-year-old...
12岁的比赛，并且把对方彻底打败了 ...playing against 12-year-olds, and he's outscoring them.
他使他们无地自容的想被车碾死 He's killing them, making them wanna get run over by a Zamboni and die.
像这么厉害的小伙子们每个地方都有 等时间到了 There are a bunch like that kid in every rink. When the time's right...
这些小伙子们会出头 但是只有一少部分被签进专业冰球界 ...those kids will battle it out and only a handful of them will get signed.
好吧，就算你真的能进全国冰球联赛 Now let's say you do make the NHL.
你不可能的 You won't...
好吧，假设你成功了，你一毕业就被签了 ...but let's say you do. You hit the show right out of college.
联赛会给你教训，在你反应过来之前 The show hits you right back. Before you say "slap shot"...
你就被降到乙级联赛，肩膀又受了伤 无处可去 ...you're down to the minors with a blown-out shoulder and nowhere to go.
听着，别期望太高 Listen, lower your expectations.
这才是快乐的源泉 That's how you're gonna be happy.
别忘了你的签名本，戈普 There you go, Gabe.
我要吸你的血！ I want to suck your blood.
什么？你在看什么？ What? What are you looking at?
你笑什么？你不害怕吗？ And laughing at? Why aren't you afraid?
- 因为那些是薯条 - 不 - Because those are french fries. - No.
那我可不能吃薯条 I can't eat french fries.
吸血鬼吃薯条会死的 French fries are fatal to vampires.
- 嗨，我有个主意 - 我不能说话，还死着呢 - Hey, I have an idea. - Can't talk. Still dead.
- 妈咪，我的牙齿掉了 - 嘿，太好了！ - Mommy, my tooth came out. - Hey. Yay!
恭喜呀 Oh, congrats.
- 牙仙子今天晚上要来拜访我了 - 那当然，让我看看 - The tooth fairy's gonna visit me tonight. - You bet. Let's see.
你长成大孩子了 You are such a big girl.
等等，我才是牙仙子 Hey, hey, hey, I'm the Tooth Fairy.
刚才你不是说自己是吸血鬼 I thought you said you were a vampire.
这两个好像不太相似吧 You got some inconsistent mythology.
我有很多的作业，我能先离开吗？ I have a lot of homework. Can I be excused?
去吧 Yeah.
妈咪，你该走了 这样德瑞可以帮忙照顾我了 Mommy, it's time for you to go now so Derek can start babysitting.
还没到时间，快去把睡衣穿上吧！ Not just yet. Wanna go put your jammies on?
如果你和兰迪能单独聊聊的话 你们的关系或许更好 I wonder if it would help if Randy and you had some one-on-one time.
行，我可以做到 只要别让我们俩单独在一起就行 Sure, I could do that. So long as I don't have to be alone with him.
瑞娜来了，噢，沾了点番茄酱 Well, Rene's here. Oh, a little ketchup.
- 亚仙子来了 - 这事儿我来搞定 - Oh, tooth fairy. - You know what? I got it.
快看，我穿上了我睡衣 Look, I put on my pajamas.
吸血鬼死而复生了 Dracula's back from the dead.
这次可没有薯条了 And your french fries are not powerful enough.
- 你们觉得唐纳利怎么样？ - 那孩子速度很快啊 - What do you guys think of Donnelly? - Man, that kid is fast.
- 你的意思是他是酷奇的接班人 - 我喜欢他，就像失散已久的兄弟 - You mean the next Gretzky. - I love him already, like a long-lost brother.
- 能好好玩吗？ - 到你下注了 - Can we just play? - It's to you.
- 我钱有点不够了 - 他没有钱了 - I'm a little short. - He's a little short.
但是这个“夺牙恶魔”的亲笔签名 But this autograph that says "The Tooth Fairy"...
在ebay能卖10美元，十个就是100美元 这样总行了吧 ...is worth 10 bucks on eBay. Ten of these is 100 bucks, so I'm in.
- 不，你得给真钱 - 这不是慈善活动，汤普森 - No, you gotta pay. - It's not a socialist game, Castro.
嘿，我是谁，我绝对讲信用 Hey, it's me. I'm good for it.
等我一会儿 I'll be right back.
- 他把他的牌拿走了 - 他不是开玩笑吧？ - He took his cards. - Is this guy serious?
- 你就弃牌吧，我们还可以继续 - 谁会把牌拿走啊？ - Just fold so we can play. - Who takes the cards?
德瑞，小孩没有储钱罐什么的吗？ Don't the kids have, like, a piggy bank or something?
- 我回来了！ - 哈喽 美人儿 - I'm home! - Hello, gorgeous.
- 嘿 - 大家好 - Hey. - Hi, guys.
- 去维尼酒吧吗？喝点酒去？ - 走吧，伙计们，咱们走 - Hey, Vinnie's? Some brews? - Let's do it, boys. Come on.
这里只有果汁喝 All we have is juice box here.
不行，不行, 我有点累了，我就不去了 我送你们出去 Know what, I'm a little tired. I'm gonna hang out, but I'll walk you guys out.
妈咪！妈咪！ Mommy! Mommy!
妈咪！妈咪！妈咪！ Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
- 怎么了，亲爱的？ - 我的牙齿不见了 - What happened, honey? - My tooth is gone.
噢，那是因为牙仙子拿走了 Well, that's because the tooth fairy took it.
可没有钱，我看过了 But there's no money. I looked.
让我们一起找，肯定是放在哪了 Let's look together. I'm sure it's here somewhere.
- 吸血鬼回来了 - 现在不是吸血鬼出现的时候 - The vampire has returned. - Not a vampire moment.
- 哪都找不到 - 好的 - It's not anywhere. - Well...
我相信他们把牙齿拿走 I bet they took it to weigh it...
是去鉴定它的质量和价钱了 ...on the toothometer to see what it's worth...
然后把钱拿给你，对吧，德瑞？ ...before they bring the money. Right?
当然，就是这样的 Sure. That's how the whole tooth thing works.
不，才不是呢 No. That's not how it works.
你把牙齿放在枕头底下 然后牙仙子飞进你的房间 You put the tooth under your pillow, the tooth fairy flies into your room...
在你睡觉的时候，拿走你的牙齿 ...when you're sleeping, takes the tooth...
然后留下一美元的，它在哪？ ...and leaves a dollar. Where is it?
这样吧，你来说亚仙子会给你多少 Okay. You tell me when to stop when the tooth fairy has been here.
- 因为我有5块，10块，也有20块 - 德瑞 - Because I have 5, 10. I even got a 20. - Derek.
别这样 Stop.
好吧，德丝，你是个大孩子了 Okay, Tess, you're a big girl now.
你6岁了, 我就老实告诉你好了 You're 6. Let's get this out of the way.
这个世上根本没有… There's no such thing as a too...
- 哦！找到了， - 它怎么跑到那里去了？ - Here it is. - How did it get down there?
一定是你睡觉的时候翻身 把它弄到地上了 Oh, you must have rolled over in your sleep and it fell on the floor.
我忘了，谁都会忘了 I forgot. People forget.
所以你打算告诉德丝牙仙子不存在吗？ So your big idea to handle it was to tell Tess there is no tooth fairy?
别这样，亲爱的，在我看来 这世上之所以有这么多人郁闷，是因为 Come on. The reason why there are so many unhappy people in the world:
他们老纠结在“如果” They're clinging to some version of what if.
好，所以梦想是错的？ Okay, so dreams are bad?
如果梦想带来不现实的期望，那就是错的 If they lead to unrealistic expectations, then yes.
- 太可笑了 - 就是 - This is ridiculous. - I know.
- 我去睡了 - 别这样，凯莉 - I'm going to bed. - No. Carly.
至于你 And you...
现在就出去 ...are leaving.
- 没必要这么夸张吧 - 我是她的妈妈 - Don't get all dramatic. - I'm her mother.
我才有权利决定何时终结 她的童年幻想，而不是你 I get to say when her childhood fantasies end, not you.
什么东西？ What?
“不信仙灵，传票” "Disbelief in fairy. Summons."
搞什么？莫明其妙？ What? What?
好的 Yes.
汤普森？德瑞·汤普森？ Thompson? Derek Thompson?
我是，我的天啊，就是我，是你吗，上帝 Yes. Yes, God. It's me. Is that you, God?
你是汤普森？ You're Thompson?
你是上帝？ You're God?
不，我是特雷斯，我负责你的案件 你这身打扮是怎么回事？ No, I'm Tracy. I'm your caseworker. What is this?
真让人失望 How disappointing.
请跟我来 Come with me, please.
不用了，谢谢，谢谢，小精灵 No, thank you. Thank you. Fairy Krishnas.
你穿的是什么？ What are you wearing?
我不知道我穿的啥，你穿的又是什么？ L... I don't know what I'm wearing. What are you wearing?
- 这家伙是谁？ - 梦想摧毁者，我不喜欢你这样的人 - Who is this guy? - Dream killer. I don't like your sort.
我做错什么了？ 为什么我会在这？ What'd I do? Why am I here?
- 我到底在哪？ - 没人会喜欢你这样的人 - Where am I? - No one likes your kind here.
没有人会喜欢你的态度 在这大呼小叫，“为什么我会在这”？ No one likes your attitude. The way you show up acting strange. "Why am I here?
- 这对大翅膀干嘛的？ - 嘿，嘿，我们之间有过结吗？ - What are these giant wings?" - Hey, hey! Do we have a problem?
没错，我们有过结，我们有过结吗？他说 你刚说，“我们有过结吗” Yeah, we have a problem. You just said, "Do we have a problem"...
- 这就是我们之间的过结 - 对的 ...which has given us a problem. - Right.
- 你叫特雷斯，对吧？ - 是的 - Tracy, right? - Yeah.
- 你的名字有点娘！ - 笑什么笑，这不好笑 - What a pretty girl's name you have. - Don't laugh at that.
这已经是第二次了，你不是想要第三次吧 That's strike two. You don't wanna get to strike three.
- 是吗，第三次后又能怎么样？ - 第四次 - Oh, yeah? What happens after strike three? - Strike four.
哦 Yeah.
我们给你弄套制服，等你完成注册后 We'll get your uniform sorted out and then we can get you registered...
- 就可以开始训练了 - 训练什么？ ...and begin your training. - Training for what?
“训练什么？”你，汤普森先生 将花点时间成为 "Training for what?" You, Mr. Thompson, are gonna spend some time...
一个名副其实的牙仙子 ...as a tooth fairy.
啊 Yeah.
“名副其实的牙仙子” "As a tooth fairy."
请抓住他，大家别紧张 Someone get him, please. Calm down, everyone.
他不会伤害大家 He's relatively harmless.
- 大家都没事吧？ - 真的？你以为你们是谁，精灵警察吗？ - Everyone all right? - Really? What are you, fairy patrol?
以为8个精灵就能 把我这个230磅的人给制服吗 I'm 230 pounds of man. It's gonna take more than eight fairies to get me.
拿开你的仙人手，这就是你们的礼仪吗？ Get your fairy hands off me. Is this fairy etiquette?
好的 All right. Okay.
- 我们说到哪了？ - 救命，把我弄醒吧！ - Where were we? - Help! Wake me up!
我在做恶梦，请帮帮我！ I'm in a nightmare! Please! Please, help me!
恶梦才刚开始，伙计 The nightmare's just beginning, buddy.
你找打架是吧？ You want a shot at the title?
是吗？你觉得自己 Is that it? You feeling lucky...
- 会走运？ - 嘿 ...punk? - Hey.
我感觉会走运啊，帮我拿着 Maybe I am. Hold these, baby.
我什么也看不到，把眼镜还给我 这个主意很愚蠢 I can't see anything, give them back. That... It was a stupid idea.
你想尝尝我的厉害，是吗？我准备好了 Oh, yeah. You want a piece of this, huh? I'm ready to go.
嘿 Hey.
你刚犯了大错 You just made a big mistake.
不 No.
我的天啊，你拿出来一枝魔法棒 Please. You got a magic wand.
然后呢，把兔子从帽子里变出来吗？ You gonna pull a rabbit out of the hat?
精灵之战！ Fairy fight!
- 我们不要太兴奋了 - 我也有一个 - Let's not get carried away. - Now I got one too.
我给你介绍两个兄弟斯莱“肌”和“肌克” I'm gonna introduce you to the Hammer brothers, Sledge and Jack.
你想要哪一个？你想要见哪一个？ Who do you want? Who do you wanna meet?
- 我看不到了，看不到了 - 哦，乖乖 - I can't see. Can't see. - Oh, dear.
看起来，你打架找错了精灵 It looks like you picked on the wrong fairy.
我能看见了，魔法棒 I can see. Oh, magic wand.
天哪，魔法棒断了 Oh, my gosh, the magic wand go bang-bang.
这里怎么回事？ What is going on here?
- 我告诉你这里发生了什么 - 这个愚蠢的仙子出现在这里 - I'll tell you what's going on. - The sugar-dumb fairy showed up.
他给我介绍 He was gonna introduce me...
- 他的两个兄弟 - 他们还在啊 ...to the Hammer brothers. - They're still in town.
闭嘴！你们就像矮精灵一样 Stop it! You're behaving like leprechauns.
他的态度非常有问题 He has got such a major attitude problem.
我非常了解他的态度，相信我 Oh, I'm well aware of his attitude, believe me.
- 你好，汤普森先生 - 嗨 - Hello, Mr. Thompson. - Hi.
关于你的服装，我们感到抱歉 Sorry about the foul-up with your outfit.
预算问题，特雷斯会打点好的 Budget problems. Tracy will take care of it.
谁，他？对，他会的，太好了 Who, him? Yeah, sure. Great.
你，先生，犯有传播“无信论”的罪名 You, sir, are guilty of disseminating disbelief.
梦想杀手 Killing dreams.
犯一级谋杀幻想的罪名 Committing first-degree murder of fantasy...
- …这在仙界的法律 - 等等，这是关于 ...which by fairy law... - Wait, is this because...
- …德丝的吗？ 听着 - 对不起 ...of what happened with Tess? Listen... - Excuse me.
我还没有说完，我看着像说完了吗？ I hadn't finished speaking. Did I look as though I had finished speaking?
我哪知道，这儿每个人都有英国口音 Don't know. Everybody's got British accents.
你又打断我，我正教训你不要打断我说话 You just interrupted me again while I was admonishing you for interrupting me.
我看起来不够官方吗？ Do I not look official enough?
我不明白 I don't understand...
为什么警察，消防员从来不会被打断 ...why policemen or firemen don't get interrupted...
就因为多了一对翅膀 忽然所有礼貌都不见了 ...but you add a pair of wings and suddenly all manners go out the window.
比起没有翅膀的 你不是应该更加敬畏有翅膀的人吗？ Shouldn't you be more in awe of somebody with wings than without?
你不了解我的能力 You have no idea what I'm capable of.
我可以飞起来，做些你意想不到的事情 I could just fly up into the air and do something crazy.
或许我可以喷出火来 Maybe I breathe fire.
你根本不知道 You don't know.
对不起我打断你说话，我不是故意的 I'm sorry for interrupting you. I didn't mean it.
这样好多了 That is better.
为了偿还你对人道做出的破坏 In order to pay your debt to humanity...
你必须在这段时间做牙仙子 ...you are hereby ordered to serve time as a tooth fairy.
一般的徒刑是一个星期 The normal sentence is one week...
但是，因为你很有胆量 ...but because you have the nerve, the unmitigated gall...
称自己为“夺牙恶魔” ...to actually call yourself a tooth fairy...
这侮辱了我们所有的宗旨 ...thus make a mockery of everything we stand for...
我判你徒刑延长至两个星期 ...l'm sentencing you to two weeks' tooth-fairy duty.
不，不，不，这不公平，不 No, no, no. It's unfair. No.
- 还打断我的话 - 又打断，真不敢相信 - Interrupting. - Interrupting again. Unbelievable.
把他带走，给他穿好制服 然后把他带去飞行学校 Take him away. See that he's properly outfitted and get him into flying school.
对不起，什么？ I'm sorry, what?
首先，你会遇到杰瑞 Oh, but first, you get to meet Jerry.
对不起，精灵圣母，我再提最后一个问题 Excuse me, Fairy Godmother? I have one last question.
这芭蕾裙会不会显得我屁股大？ Does this tutu make my butt look big?
是的 Yes.
非常大 Huge.
被反将了一军吧 Egg on the face.
- 别搞我，别 - 来吧 - No, don't. No. - Come on.
- 好了 - 很好，你穿对了男装 - All right. - Good. You got the male version.
- 转一圈让我看看 - 信不信我把拳头对这你鼻子转一圈？ - Give us a spin so I can see. - How about I give you a spin with my fist?
- 什么意思？ - 这是威胁 - What does that mean? - It's a threat.
- 我还以为你要这样转… - 不，我要打你的鼻子 - It sounds like you're gonna... - I'll punch you in the nose.
- 你应该说的清楚一些 - 那是什么？ - You should have said that. Clearer. - What's that?
真可悲，像个孩子似的 That is just pathetic. Just like a child.
鸡肉可以啊 Chicken is fine.
我不讨厌你做的鸡肉 I don't hate your chicken.
我喜欢你做的鸡肉，我不喜欢你做的牛腩 I like your chicken. I hate your brisket.
好，我来了，再见 Yeah, I'm coming. Goodbye.
千万别娶矮精灵当老婆 哦，梦想终结者 Never marry a leprechaun. Oh, the dream-popper.
对那个小孩子撒谎，感觉好吗？ Hey. Did it make you feel good to lie to that kid?
- 我没对孩子撒谎 - 你告诉那个孩子世上没有牙仙子，对吗 - I didn't lie. - You told the kid there was no tooth fairy.
- 对 - 骗子 - Right. - Liar.
- 好，抱歉，我… - “抱歉”只是个开头 - Look, I'm sorry l... - "Sorry" is a beginning.
现在如果你想成为牙仙子，你得做好准备 Now, if you're gonna be a fairy, you gotta be ready.
不过… Although...
来 Yeah.
兄弟，有一种药 Dude, there is a pill.
很棒的药 I mean, an amazing pill.
只要你吃了药，你就不用做任何事情 You take this pill, you don't have to do any of this.
- 真的吗？ - 不，我只是开玩笑 - Really? - No, I was just kidding.
你看，你生我气了 因为你相信了，但我把你的希望浇灭了 You're mad. You believed, then I took it away.
尽管生我气吧，我不在乎 我时间充足的很，来，跟着杰瑞走 Be mad at me, I don't care. I have tenure. Come on, walk with Jerry.
好了，这是你的牙袋，防水的，很多隔层 Okay, here's your tool pouch. Waterproof. A lot of compartments.
你可以在里面装不少东西，懂了不？ You can get a lot of stuff in there. You dig?
- 懂了 - 好，这个… - Yeah. - Okay. This...
这是你的魔法棒，牙齿探测仪，有雷达的 能收到卡连特电台 This is your wand. Tooth detector, radar jammer. Keeps picking up Radio Caliente.
- 我不知道那电台是关于什么的 - 那是什么？ - I don't know what that's about. - What's that?
魔法按钮 Magic generator button.
想让它做什么都行 前提是必须相信它 Does whatever you want it to do. But you have to believe or it won't work.
所以对于人类来说应该用不上，还有这个 So it's pretty much useless to humans. And this.
千万别弄丢了 You don't ever wanna lose this.
- 什么东西？ - 表面上看，它像一个ipod适配器 - What is it? - Well, it looks like an iPod adapter.
- 对，嗯，它是什么？ - 它是一个ipod适配器 - Right, so, what is it? - It's an iPod adapter.
干嘛用的？ What's it for?
听ipod用的 Listening to your iPod.
我们免费赠送ipod，你没去申请码？ You get a free iPod. Did you not ask for your free iPod?
- 不知道，真的吗？ - 我在开玩笑 - No. Really? - I'm just kidding.
你怎么老是耍人啊？ Yeah, why do you keep doing that?
我病了，我只剩下几个月的生命了 I'm not well. I actually just have a few months to live.
- 啊，你在开玩笑 - 我当然在开玩笑，我怎么会跟说这个？ - Oh, you're kidding. - Of course. Would I share that with you?
我刚认识你，而且，你对小孩子撒谎 来，我们有正事要做 I just met you. Plus, you lie to kids. Come on, we got business to do.
隐形喷雾剂 Invisibility spray.
用了它，除了精灵，没有人能看到你 Use it, nobody can see you except other fairies.
还有这个，兄弟，相信我 And this, dude, trust me.
缩小膏，放一点在你的舌头上 Shrinking paste. You put a little on your tongue...
你会缩到6英寸那么小 ...you shrink down to about 6 inches tall.
你想要试一下吗，来吧，我们一起试一下 You wanna do it? Come on, let's do it together.
来吧，我们可以互相跳到对方的手上 Come on, we'll jump into each other's hands.
- 我不想跳到你的手上 - 真的吗？让我们一起变小吧 - I don't wanna jump into your hands. - Really? Come on. Let's get small.
有时候和我老婆在家 Sometimes when I'm home with the wife, right...
我会用两倍的量 ...l'll take a double hit.
变成那么小，我把脚伸进墨水瓶里 I get down to that big. My feet dangle in the inkwell.
然后等她睡着了，我走遍她的全身 Then when she's out, I walk all over her body.
当她醒来的时候 发现脚印布满她的身体会问这是怎么了？ When she wakes up, there's footprints all over. She goes, "What is this?"
我则会说，我不知道 听着，当你结婚很久了 I go, "Hey, I don't know." See, when you're married a long time...
你就会做这种事情 ...you do stuff like this.
好吧，让我想想还有别的什么？ All right, let's see. What else?
想吃糖吗，我自己做的 Would you like a mint? I made them myself. Here.
来吧，尝一下，真的很不错 Taste them. Come on. Really good.
快呀，尝一个 Go ahead. Taste it.
- 好吧，好 - 请自便 - Yeah, sure. Great. - Help yourself.
非常好吃 These are good.
是的，非常好吃 Yeah, these are good.
- 狗吠糖，非常便利 - 干嘛用的？ - Dog-bark mints. Comes in very handy. - For what?
吓吓猫，邮递员，追你的小狗 Cats, mailmen, dogs that come up behind you.
- 或是你骗了的小孩 - 我到底 - Or if a kid you lied to comes after you. - How many times...
- 要讲多少次对不起？ - 6次 ...I gotta say I'm sorry about that? - Six times.
对不起，对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
对不起，对… I'm sorry. I'm...
对不起，我开玩笑的 不敢相信你真会这么做 I'm sorry, I was just kidding. I can't believe you did this.
你打球没戴头盔吗？你怎么回事啊？ Did you play without a helmet or something? What is with you?
你的脑袋就像被锁起来似的，我告诉你 It's like your brain is in a penalty box, I'm telling you. And you got...
你的眼睛跟鲨鱼的似的 ...the eyes of a shark, but, like...
只是，像死鲨鱼的，好了，听着 ...deader. All right, listen.
驱猫剂，很重要，如果你不喜欢猫 Cat Away. Important. If you're not a cat person...
这个东西会非常的实用 ...this thing will come in very handy. Yeah.
我怎么能忘记那个东西，别动 I almost had a senior fairy moment. Don't you move.
这是我最伟大的发明 This is my greatest invention ever.
健忘粉, 只要一点 小孩子能忘记前几秒发生的事情 Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.
好了，不可能，别闹了 Yeah, right. Come on.
- 就是这么用的 - 什么东西这么用的？ - That's how it works. - How what works?
健忘粉, 只要一点 小孩子能忘记前几秒发生的事情 Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.
- 就是这么用的 - 什么东西这么用的？ - That's how it works. - How what works?
健忘粉, 只要一点 小孩子能忘记前几秒发生的事情 Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.
- 就是这么用的 - 什么东西这么用的？ - That's how it works. - How what works?
每次都这么好玩 Never gets old.
你想要飞，就一定要相信自己能飞 不过必须先学会如何运用你的翅膀 You wanna fly, you gotta believe. But you gotta learn to use your wings.
“运用我的翅膀” 你知道你现在听起来有多滑稽吗？ "Use my wings." You know how ridiculous you sound right now?
这个小矮人是谁？ Who's your hobbit friend over here?
等等，你站在这好吗 要学就要拜最好的师傅 Wait. You stay here, okay? You have to learn from the best.
他被公认为最好的 And some dang fool accused this guy of being the best.
我是不可能飞的，我有打冰球的老伤 Me and flying is just not gonna happen. I've got an old hockey injury...
所以我的翅膀可能不好使 ...so I probably got a bad wing.
- 这个理由我以前没听过 - 最近怎么样？ - That's one I never heard before. - How's it going?
你好吗，兄弟？ 想让我把大力士变成彼得潘吗？ What's up, man? Want me to turn He-Man into Peter Pan?
- 别提这茬了 - 怎么了，在窃窃私语吗？ - Don't get me started, homey. - What is that? Your secret fairy jiving?
没听到我说话吗？ 我说我的翅膀坏了，我不能飞 Maybe you didn't hear me. I said I've got a bad wing. I can't fly.
- 把我放下来！ - 一不做二不休？ - Put me down! - D.O. D?
- 是的 - 再来狠点的 - Yeah. - I'm cranking this baby up.
放我下来 Put me down.
看来你已经准备好飞物躲避！ I think you're ready to practice the F.O. A!
飞物躲避？ F.O. A?
什么是飞物躲避？ What's F.O. A?
飞行物躲避训练 Flying object avoidance.
我朝你扔东西，你躲开，明白吗？ I throw something at you, you get out of the way, okay?
你最好别这么做… You better not throw anything at...
- 你想打两个吗，特雷斯？ - 放我下来！ - You wanna get in on this, Tracy? - Put me down!
把这些想成是你的责任，你要躲避他们 Lmagine these are your responsibilities and you're avoiding them.
- 尽管来吧！ - 温布尔登！ - Bring it on! - Wimbledon!
你打到我的兄弟了… It's Hammer brother...
举起你的右手，然后跟着我念 我，你的名字 Raise your right hand, repeat after me. I, fill in your name.
- 我, 德瑞·汤普森 - 宣誓尽我所能去承担和履行 - I, Derek Thompson. - Swear to uphold and perform.
宣誓尽我所能去承担和履行 Swear to uphold and perform.
职责、责任和义务 The duties, responsibilities and obligations.
以一个牙仙子的身份 Of a tooth fairy.
- 以一个牙仙子的身份 - 我不会酒后飞行 - Of a tooth fairy. - And that I will not drink and fly.
酒后飞行？ Drink and fly?
好，好，这事不能开玩笑 Okay, no, that's serious. That's serious.
不会酒后飞行 That I will not drink and fly.
欢迎加入，这些券可以在礼品痁里使用 Welcome aboard. These coupons are redeemable at the gift shop.
太好了，说不定能买个“请勿追尾”的贴纸 Maybe I could have a fairy bumper sticker.
好了，行了，我承认 All right, I concede. It's real.
- 精灵的确存在 - 现在说太迟了 - Fairies do exist. - It's too late.
- 你的刑期明天开始 - 不，不，这样不行 - Your sentence begins tomorrow. - No, no, no.
不，这肯定能延期 就像陪审团陪审义务一样 No. There's gotta be a way to postpone this, like jury duty.
我肯定这里有仙人义务，或者其他什么 I'm sure up here you have fairy duty or whatever it is you have.
我那边还有一个教练整天在我耳边啰嗦 我还去给我的女朋友道歉 I've got a coach breathing down my neck. I gotta patch things up with my girlfriend.
你打断你了，我很抱歉 The interrupting thing. I'm sorry.
任何一个任务失败 你的刑期会延长一个星期 Any assignment you miss, you get another week.
而且如果你这个星期没能完成任务 And if you fail your terms of service...
或者告诉任何人你是牙仙子 都将变成无期徒刑 ...or tell anyone you're a tooth fairy, your time will be extended indefinitely.
- 真的吗？我不走了 - 再见，汤普森先生 - Oh, really? I'm not leaving. - Goodbye, Mr. Thompson.
不 No.
对不起 I'm sorry.
为什么？ For what?
因为我昨天晚上所说的那些话 What I said last night.
哪部分？ Which part?
所有冒犯你的部分 All the parts that deeply offended you.
好吗？所有的话和想法 Okay? Everything I've ever said...
甚至在遇到你之前的 ...or thought. Even before I met you.
- 想进来吗？ - 恩,当然 - Wanna come in? - Oh, yeah.
你可以去和兰迪单独聊一聊 You can spend that one-on-one time with Randy.
当然 Yeah.
我去车里拿些东西，很快就回来 Let me go to my car and get something, and I'll be right back.
我和兰迪 Me and Randy.
好吧 All right. Yeah.
- 你不知道你弹得这么好 - 你来干什么？ - I didn't know you could shred. - What do you want?
我给你带来了一个礼物，你猜它是什么 I brought you a present. Guess what it is.
是个小狗吗？ Is it a puppy?
不，聪明小子，不是小狗，是我的冰球棍 No, wise guy, it's not a puppy. It's one of my hockey sticks.
现在，加上我的亲笔签名，“你的朋友 And now, after signed, "Your pal...
夺牙恶魔” ...the Tooth Fairy"...
现在它就值钱了，给你 ...now it's worth a lot of money. There you go.
好吧，我把它放在这里了 Okay. I'm just gonna leave it right here.
我相信你用这把吉它吸引了不少女生吧 I bet you get a lot of chicks with that guitar.
- 这些话题有什么好聊的？ - 为什么？ - Can we stop this now? - Stop what?
你就像我妈妈的前男友们 You're just like my mom's past boyfriends.
- 试着对我好来取悦她 - 不，不是像你想的那样 - Pretending to be nice to me to impress her. - No, you're wrong.
我比你妈妈的前男友们都要帅 I'm much better-looking than your mom's past boyfriends.
来击个破冰之拳吧 Big-boy pound for trying to break the ice.
- 不行，还是不行，是吧 - 我得练习了 - No? It's going away. - I have to get back to practice.
这样吧,你来我家，我把我的鼓找出来 How about you come over to my place, I could break out my old drum kit...
你带着你的吉它，我们可以一起来玩音乐 ...you could bring your guitar, and we could have a jam session.
这样吧，我会告诉我的妈妈，你人不错 How about I just go tell my mom you're actually pretty cool...
- 作为交换，你少和我套近乎？ - 成交 ...and you stop trying to bond with me? - I'll take that deal.
你不会相信在你走后，兰迪是怎么说你的 So you'll never believe what Randy said about you after you left.
他说你人还不错 He said that you were actually pretty cool.
当然，我是不错 Well, I am pretty cool.
我看得出来 I'll say.
不管怎样，你成功了，再接再厉，好吗 Well, whatever you're doing is working. So why don't you keep it up?
- 谁是“T”？ - 我不知道 - Who's "T"? - I have no idea. I don't know.
不过我倒是有一个很棒的惊喜给你 What I do know is I would love for you to close your eyes...
把眼睛闭上 ...because I have an amazing surprise.
- 真的吗？ 好吧 - 真的 - Really? Okay. - Oh, yeah.
- 闭上你的眼睛 - 好的 - Close your eyes. - Okay.
好，一会就回来 All right. Be right back.
你的惊喜不是一个6尺3 拥有深褐色眼睛的人吧？ Is my surprise 6-foot-3 with dark-brown eyes?
- 不，你一会就会知道了 - 我喜欢惊喜 - Oh, you'll find out shortly. - I love surprises.
准备好 Get ready.
我知道你就站在我前面 Oh, I know you're right in front of me.
- 不要睁开眼睛 - 好的 - Keep your eyes closed. - Okay.
不要看，没事 Don't look. Everything's okay.
- 不要偷看 - 好的 - Don't peek. - Okay.
- 我需要新鲜空气 - 怎么了？ - I need some air. - What?
- 我不太舒服 - 那我过来了…？ - I'm not feeling well. - Should I come...?
不，不要 No! No.
- 你能帮我拿些抗菌药吗？ - 当然,在哪呢？ - Can you give me some Pepto? - Of course, where is it?
在楼上的洗手间, 它在… It's upstairs in the bathroom. It's way...
- …楼上 - 好的，我的天啊 ...upstairs. - Oh, my gosh.
- 喂？ - 喂 - Hello? - Hello.
- 你是谁？ - 是我，特雷斯 - Who is this? - It's me. It's Tracy.
- 特雷斯，谁？ - 特雷斯，负责你案子的人 - Tracy who? - Tracy, your caseworker.
你的第一个任务对象刚睡着了 Your first assignment has just fallen asleep...
赶紧到希尔特科夫663号来 ...so get yourself over quick to 663 Shelter Cove.
- 那不是一个梦吗 - 再想想吧 - I thought that was a dream. - Think again.
- 德瑞？ - 不，不 - Derek? - Oh, no! No.
- 你在哪？ - 树丛里，不要靠近我 - Where are you? - Bushes. Don't come any closer.
你不能看到我现在的样子 那会让我的美好印象，在你心里破灭 You can't see me like this. It'll ruin your romantic image of me.
亲爱的，你病得很厉害啊 Oh, honey. You are so sick.
- 是的 - 我找遍了整个卫生间 - Yeah. - I checked the entire bathroom.
我什么也没找到 I couldn't find anything.
洗手池底下呢，最里面 Look underneath the sink. Underneath the sink.
洗手池的最里面 Way back deep underneath the sink.
- 好吧 - 喂？ - Okay. - Hello?
你知道规则，你不能错过任何任务 You heard the rules. You can't miss an assignment.
另外，那些翅膀会一直在你身上 直到你拿到牙齿 Plus those wings will stay until you get that tooth.
噢,天哪 Oh, man.
你从来不收拾吗 You could clean up a little.
我的翅膀 My wing.
- 来的还挺快 - 真不敢相信这是真的 - Delicate. Well done. - I can't believe this is happening.
这确实是真的，去到房间里，取出牙齿 It is happening, so get in the house and fetch the tooth.
不，不，我哪也不去 No, no. I'm not going anywhere.
- 你为什么不进去？ - 因为这不是我的工作 - Why don't you go in? - It's not my job.
这就不对了，你是精灵 你去拿出来不就得了吗 That doesn't make sense. You're a fairy. You go in and get the tooth.
我不是带翅膀的精灵，我只负责案件 I'm not a winged fairy. I'm a caseworker fairy...
有更多的责任 ...which involves more responsibility.
像整理文件啊，再把文件放到信封里啊 非常不容易 There's a lot of filing and putting stuff in envelopes. It's tricky.
啊，原来是你的能力不够 So you're saying you're not good enough.
- 不是 - 所以他们把你放在小桌子后面 - I'm not. - And they stuck you behind a desk.
不，我告诉你他们做了什么 No, I'll tell you what they did.
在工作的地方有很多翅膀歧视，很有趣 There's a lot of wing discrimination in the workplace. Very funny.
- 你打算如何拿到牙齿？ - 也许我飞进去 - How you gonna get the tooth? - Maybe I'll wing it.
- 很好，你要怎么进去？ - 飞进去,并且祷告一下 - Brilliant. How are you gonna get in? - On a wing and a prayer.
- 这非常好笑 - 我该从房子的哪一侧 - This is very funny stuff. - Which wing of the house...
- 进去？ - 你想加一个星期吗？ ...should I start with? - Want another week?
不，不，不，我不想要多留一分钟 No. No, no. I don't want another minute of this.
所以，你有什么建议，爱因斯坦大人？ 我不能飞，怎么办？ So, what do you suggest, Einstein? I can't fly, so do what?
你缩小，然后从门缝钻进去？ How about you shrink yourself down and slide under the door?
缩小，钻进去，对对，任何人都会这么做 Just shrink and slide in. Yeah, that's what anybody would do.
其实是这样的，好吗？ It is, actually, okay?
- 会疼吗？ - 希望如此 - Is this gonna hurt? - Let's hope so.
- 快点 - 我如何再变大？ - Come on. - And how do I get big again?
是自动的，从你缩小开始 就在慢慢的增长 It's automatic. From the moment you shrink, you start to regrow.
大约能持续一个小时，快点 It normally takes about an hour. Come on.
我真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
- 吃了它 - 闭嘴 - Eat it. - Shut up.
吃吧 Down the hatch.
好吃，好吃，真好吃 Yum, yum, in Derek's tum.
不错吧？ Nice?
不，不，等等 等等！ Oh, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
现在看起来也没什么可怕 Not so brave now, little wee man.
别，别！ No, no, no!
看你在笑话我没翅膀，被欺负的感觉如何 Wing jokes aren't so funny now. The shoe's on the other foot.
- 好了，够了 - 你应该尊重我 - Okay. Okay. - You should shoe me some respect.
我会对你尊重的 I'll shoe you some respect.
等我变大了，我会给你点颜色看看的！ When I get bigger, I'm gonna slap the glasses off your face!
- 你竟敢惹怒我 - 怎么样，你就会这些了吗？ - You "shoe-dn't" upset me. - Is that the best you got?
把钱拿好 Just take the money.
嘿，小心点，别乱扔钱！ Hey, watch it! Don't throw money!
我的翅膀，我的翅膀 My wing. My wing.
钱很重，很重 Money's heavy. Money's heavy.
我讨厌做这个，我敢相信 我的翅膀，我的翅膀 I hate this. I can't believe... Oh, my wing. My wing.
好了 Okay.
不，不 No, no.
我是牙仙子 I'm the tooth fairy.
我是牙仙子，不，不，不 The tooth fairy. No, no, no.
好了，孩子，不要担心，我们来了 It's okay, buddy, we're coming. Don't worry, sweetheart.
怎么了？ 什么事？亲爱的，我们来了 What's going on? What is it? Darling, we're coming.
发生什么了？你还好吧？ What's going on? Are you okay?
- 宝贝，怎么了？ - 刚才我看到一些东西 - Honey, what's the matter? - I saw something.
- 你看到了什么？ - 是一个很小的人 - What did you see? - It was a little tiny man.
希望你不饿 Hope you're not hungry.
乖猫猫，乖猫猫，不要伤害我 Nice kitty. Don't hurt me, kitty.
我是牙仙子 I'm the tooth fairy!
给我消失！猫咪，走开 Disappear! Kitty, be gone!
德瑞？ Derek?
- 凯莉？ - 快来抱抱我 - Carly? - Come cuddle with me.
- 不要 - 怎么了？ - No. - What?
- 我去睡了，还是不舒服 - 嘿 - Going to bed. Still not well. - Hey.
我变大的时候叫你 我的意思是好了的时候 I'll call you when I'm bigger. I mean better.
大家好，冰球的粉丝们 我是史蒂夫·比尤利 Hello, fans. I'm Steve Levy coming to you from the wolf den...
我在密歇根兰辛，冰狼队主场向你报道 ...here in Lansing, Michigan, home of the Lansing Ice Wolves.
我们今天能看到一位希望之星 We are about to see the potentially historic debut...
18岁的新成员首次亮相 ...of an 18-year-old phenom.
米克·唐纳利将第一次踏上冰场 Mick Donnelly is just about set to take the ice for the first time.
准备好你的第一场比赛了吗？ You pumped up for your first game?
是的，我早就准备好了 Yeah, pops, I'm super pumped.
这意味着我离大联盟又跨近了一步 It means one less game until I'm out and into the bigs.
我不想对你好声好气了 I'm done being generous.
这是我的王国，你在我的王国里 This is my kingdom. You're in my kingdom.
我才是国王，你应该知道你是什么？ I'm the king. You know what you are?
你就像那些穿着紧身裤的家伙们 戴着很娘的假发在场子里上窜下跳 You're like one of those little guys in tights who run around the court in a poofy wig.
米克最棒！米克最棒！ 米克最棒！ Mick the Stick! Mick the Stick! Mick the Stick!
看来你被踢下王位了 Looks like you've been dethroned.
好了，这是最后的时刻了 This is it. Final minute regulation time.
冰狼队二比一领先狂人队 The Ice Wolves lead the Roughnecks two to one...
小唐纳利毫无畏惧之心 ...and the kid Donnelly has lived up to the hype.
他还在上演他的帽子戏法 He's still working on that hat trick.
球回到了狂人队手里 The puck comes back to the Roughnecks.
迅速的一击！好样的，挡住了 There's a quick shot. Nice save.
冰球到了角落里，唐纳利得到了球 The puck goes into the corner, and Donnelly's picked it up.
他一个急停，甩掉了对手 Now he puts on the brakes and spins out of trouble.
看看，他根本是在飞，吉姆 Look at him fly, Jim.
他又晃掉了一个防守员，他来了 He fakes another defender, and here he comes.
唐纳利在冰上急驰，看他的身手 Donnelly's rushing up the ice. Look at those moves.
他在狂人队员穿梭，如入无人之境 He's going through the Roughnecks like they're a bunch of rented mules.
在狂人队门前转了一圈 Donnelly circles around the Roughneck goal.
他寻找队友传球，现在到了边界处 He looks out front to pass. Now he kicks it off the board.
他脱身了，开始控球 Now Donnelly clears himself off the boards and takes a pass in the slot.
他要射门了！ He looks to shoot!
卡萨高地2631号，小孩睡着了
不，不是现在吧 No, not now.
唐纳利被撞飞倒在了地上 What a bone-crushing open-ice hit to Donnelly. And he's down.
汤普森本来是要挡住敌人的 Thompson was gonna clear Lembeck out...
可他忽然倒在地上，根本没人触碰到他 ...and suddenly instead, he just dropped to the ice. No one even touched him.
嘿，汤普森，你浪费了我一个帽子戏法 和ESPN的访谈 Hey, Thompson. You cost me a hat trick and an interview on ESPN.
嘿！过来，我想和你谈谈 Hey! Get over here. I wanna talk to you.
嘿，你在做什么？给我出来 Hey! What are you doing? Get out here.
不行，不，我现在很忙 不能签名，我很忙 No, no, I'm very busy right now. No autographs. I'm busy.
好吧，我等着你 Fine. I'll wait.
你们俩在谈什么？ What are you guys talking about?
什么鬼东西？ What the heck?
- 他穿的是什么？ - 快看汤普森的脚 - What's he wearing? - Check out Thompson's feet, boys.
德瑞 Derek.
- 他像打冰球的小女孩 - 消失 - He looks like a little girl hockey player. - Disappear.
那可不行，要不你出来，或者我们进去 No, no, no. Either you come out or we're coming in.
对 Yeah.
- 一 - 这可不妙 - One. - This is not good.
二 Two.
三！ Three!
怎么了？ 你怎么迟到了？你去哪了 What happened? Why are you late? Where have you been?
- 闭嘴,别跟我说话 - 你怎么湿了？ - Don't talk to me. Shut up. - Why are you wet?
- 我讨厌这份工作 - 什么味道，受不了了 - And I hate this job. - What's that smell? That's intense.
没法呼吸了，太臭了 I can't breathe. That's too much.
把我眼睛都熏疼了 It's making my eyes hurt.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hello. - Hi.
- 怎么…？ - 妈妈，我回来了 - What the...? - Mom, I'm home.
小孩在哪？ Where's the kid?
- 和善点，有礼貌点 - 我刚从厕所里出来 - Be nice. Be respectful. - I just came out of a toilet.
你认为我会在意吗？ 精灵妈妈，这是你要的牙齿 Do you think I care? Mama fairy. There is your tooth.
把这牙齿拿去，做你应该做的事 You do whatever it is you do here in fairy world with your teeth.
汤普森先生，你的案件管理人员反应 Mr. Thompson, according to your caseworker...
你根本没有任何牙仙子的精神 ...you're not exactly embracing the tooth-fairy spirit.
- 真的吗？ 我的案件负责人这么说了？ - 不是 - Really? Is that what my caseworker said? - No.
你告诉她的吗？我来告诉你一些事情 我的负责人嫉妒有翅膀的人 You called her. Let me tell you something. My caseworker here has wing envy.
- 不是真的 - 这是事实 - Not true. - It is true.
我最爱在办公室工作了 I am a giant fan of all the administrating.
- 你讨厌这工作 - 我就是为了这个生存的 - You hate this job. - I live for it.
- 不，不是这样的，你讨厌这个工作 - 你们俩别说了 - No, you don't. You hate this. - Will you two stop it?
看看你对这一家人做了什么 Just look at what you have done to this family.
- 你是谁？ - 你是谁？ - Who are you? - Who are you?
- 我不知道 - 我到家了吗？ - I don't know. - Am I home yet?
- 这不好笑 - 看到那个小狗没？ 它的眼睛那样的 - It's not funny. - See the dog? His eyes were like that:
- 你做的过火了 - 仙妈妈，你的上司是谁？ - You overdid it. - Fairy Godmother, who is your supervisor?
谁是你上级？甘地吗？我要找他去说 Who's above you? Gandhi? Who do I talk to?
- 我要投诉 - 你有另外一个任务 - I wanna file a complaint now. - You have another assignment.
- 你在开玩笑吗？ - 有时候是有两个任务的 - Are you kidding me? - Sometimes there's a double-header.
赶紧告诉我牙在哪，我还想赶紧回家 Tell me where the tooth is so I can get it and go home.
不，要等到孩子睡着了 恐怕你得等着了 Oh, no, not until the child falls asleep. Till then, I'm afraid you have to wait.
- 进来，我给你留了一个座位 - 好的 - Come on. I saved you a seat. - Okay.
一个小孩下午就睡了，另一个整夜都不睡 One kid falls asleep in the afternoon. Another kid's up all night.
我喜欢喝茶 Oh, I love a cup of tea.
- 好茶吗？ - 醒脑提神 - Good tea? - Refreshing.
天啊… 任务取消 Oh, bull...
嗨，你好些了吗？ Hi. You feeling any better?
是的，好一点了，你们上来吧 Yeah, a little bit. How about you guys come on up?
- 你好，德瑞 - 你好呀，小美人儿 - Hi, Derek. - Hi, gorgeous.
其实，我有一件事想请你帮忙 Actually, I have a really big favor to ask.
德丝和我刚收到一个临时的邀请 Tess and I just got a last-minute invitation...
- 参加化装派对 - 非常不错 - To a beauty makeover party! - Nice.
化装派对 A beauty makeover party.
我在想，反正你和兰迪相处的也不错 I was wondering, because you're getting along so well now...
兰迪可以跟你待一会儿吗？ ...if Randy can hang out with you for a little while.
麻烦你了 Please?
行，行，当然 Yeah. Yes. Of course.
太棒了，谢谢你，我会感谢你的 Super, thank you. I'll make it up to you.
- 要乖啊，玩得开心 - 再见 - Be good. Have fun. - Bye.
太棒了 That's awesome.
我看冰球真的是你的一切 I can see hockey's been really good to you.
你是想在待在这儿，还是想去派对？ Do you wanna hang with me or do you wanna go get a beauty makeover?
- 这东西不错吧 - 是啊，无所谓了 - Pretty cool stuff in here, huh? - Yeah. Whatever.
要不要拿一个试一下，看看音效怎么样 Why don't you take one down, see how it sounds?
我不想 I don't want to.
别啊，给你，试试看 No, here. Give it a shot.
- 不用，真不用 - 没关系，试试看 - Please. Don't. - Give it a shot.
试试它的音效怎么样，弹弹看 Let's see how it sounds. Go ahead.
听着很不错，我去看看鼓 That sounds great. I'm gonna go check out the drums and the sticks.
在这同时, 你继续练习，你弹得挺好的 In the meantime, you just keep practicing because all that is just awesome.
- 兰迪，你好 - 你好 - Hi, Randy. - Hey, what's up?
- 听起来很不错 - 谢谢 - You sound pretty good. - Thanks.
- 你会在才艺表演上弹吗？ - 凯莉！ - You gonna play in the talent show? - Kelly!
原来你在这 There you are.
你干嘛和这个颓废男说话？ Why you talking to emo boy?
- 本，别说的这么难听 - 你爸爸在等你，我们得走了 - Don't be a jerk, Ben. - Your dad's waiting. We have to go.
- 再见，兰迪 - 再见 - Bye, Randy. - Bye.
你想都别想再和她说话，听到了吗，白痴 Don't think about talking to her. You got it, loser?
- 知道了 - 你把这东西放下 - Okay. - You should put this away...
你太烂了 ...because you stink.
- 你干嘛拿着兰迪的吉它？ - 我也不太清楚 - What are you doing with Randy's guitar? - I don't know.
- 你应该还给他 - 好的 - So you should give it back to him. - Okay.
现在你可以走了，快点 Now you can get out of here. Beat it.
- 你麻烦大了 - 走着瞧呗 - You are in trouble now. - We'll see.
好，走着瞧，你能管上两对吗？ Oh, I know we'll see. Can you beat two pair?
想知道就跟吧 Call me and find out.
哦哦，小伙子，全下了 Big boy puts in all his big-boy Doodles.
我跟，我才不怕呢，我两个A两K Look at that. Me too. I'm not scared because it's aces over kings.
- 同花 - 不可能 - Flush. - No.
看吧，全都是我的了 Yes. Look at all these Doodles, and they're all mine.
- 你行 - 是的 - Nice. - Yeah.
- 我会慢慢享用 - 别显摆 - I'm gonna enjoy these. - Don't rub it in.
我能问你个事吗？ Can I ask you something?
是不是有关你的身体，它开始变化了？ It's about your body and how it's changing, isn't it?
- 什么？ - 你身上发生的所有变化 - What? - Everything that's happening to you...
都是自然的 ...and your body now is natural.
- 你正在生长… - 别,别说了 - Are you growing...? - No. No.
- 你有很奇妙的感觉吗？ - 别说了 - Do you have a funny feeling...? - Stop.
- 你会慢慢地长出… - 不,别说了 - You'll start to grow... - No. Stop talking.
- 好吧，好吧，你… - 那根本不是我想问的 - Okay, okay. Well, you... - That wasn't what I was gonna ask at all.
- 好的 - 根本不靠谱 - Okay. - It wasn't even close.
好的，保证不再说青春期的事 Okay. All right. Big-boy pound for not wanting to talk about puberty.
行了吧？ 谢天谢地，相信我 我也不想说这个 Right? Yes, thank goodness. Believe me, I don't wanna talk about it either.
好了，说真的，什么事？ All right. What's up, seriously?
好，恩… All right. Well...
我们学校要举行一个才艺表演赛 ...there's this talent show coming up at my school and...
然后呢 Okay.
我妈妈想让我参加，但是我… My mom thinks I should play in it, and I'm kind of...
我也说不清楚 I don't know.
好，我觉得你应该参加 Well, maybe you should play in it.
- 是吗？ - 对 - Yeah? - Yeah.
当然，你会很棒的，我听过你弹吉他 真的很不错 Yeah, you will be great. I heard you play. You're really good, man.
女孩子们，她们喜欢吉它手 And the chicks, they love guitar players.
- 我们回来了！ - 宝贝，我们在这 - We're back! - Hey, baby. We're up here.
别告诉你妈妈，我说的关于女孩子们的事 Don't tell your mom I said that about girls.
- 嗨，男孩们，你们怎么样了？ - 嗨 - Hi, boys. How'd it go? - Hi.
- 你的儿子出老千 - 才不会呢 - Well, your son cheats. - Does not.
- 是真的，而且你看上去… - 很漂亮！ - He absolutely does, and you look... - Gorgeous!
你都知道我要说什么 You took the words right out of my mouth.
你们饿了吗？我们去吃晚饭吧？ You guys hungry? How about we get supper?
太好了 Love to.
你的外套呢，宝贝？ Where's your coat, hon?
兰辛派威路5425号
噢，不 Oh, no.
- 你们得先撤了 - 有人受伤了吗？ - You guys gotta go. - Is someone hurt?
不，你们不用担心 No, not hurt in a way that you have to be worried.
你们两看起来真的很美 我晚点打给你，对不起 Both of you look beautiful. I'll call later. I'm sorry.
- 好吧… - 再见 - Okay... - Bye.
缩小膏？不能用那个了，健忘粉？算了吧 Shrinking paste? Nope, not that again. Amnesia dust? No.
飞？翅膀不好，算了吧 Flying? Bad wing, forget it.
噢，嘿，你们那个万能魔法按钮 Oh, hey, and by the way, your all-purpose magic generator button.
不能用，是坏的 It doesn't work. It's broken.
我有一个办法，聪明哥，你为什么不…？ Here's an idea, brain-box. Why don't you...?
- 不要碰我的袋袋 - 好吧，够了 - Don't touch my pouch. - All right. That was too much.
- 你想干什么？ - 拿出隐形喷雾剂 - What do you want? - Get out the magical invisibility spray.
好吗？这个可以防白痴 Okay? That's relatively idiot-proof.
不用你来说 Yeah, I know that.
别介意，我不会说什么的 Ignore my last comment.
嘿，好惊喜啊，这没用，你的东西烂透了 Hey, what a surprise. It doesn't work. Your stuff stinks.
太帅了 Nice.
真希望永远这样 Shame it wears off.
地震了 Earthquake.
- 你听到了吗？ - 听到了！ - Did you hear that? - Yes!
鬼啊！ Ghosts!
你迷路了吗，我们能帮你吗？ Are you lost? Can we help you?
给你们来点健忘粉怎么样？ How would you like a little amnesia dust?
- 我在哪里？ - 随着白光去就行了 - Where am I? - Just go to the white light, my friend.
随着白光去就行了 Just go to the white light.
乖狗狗 Nice doggy.
不要伤害我，小狗 Don't hurt me, doggy.
这是怎么回事？ What is this?
- 是一个非常曲折的故事 - 牙齿呢？ - It's a long and delightful story. - Where's the tooth?
能帮帮我吗？ Can I get a little help here?
这样可以了 That'll be all.
你是史上最烂的牙仙子 You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever.
- 对了，我需要补货 - 补货？ - By the way, I need some more stuff. - Stuff?
对，健忘粉，那些一大堆的，我要一些 Stuff. The magic powder, the gunk. I need some. Notify Q.
- 不行，没有更多了 - 那我怎么办？ - No. No more stuff. - Well, that's brilliant.
我还有一周半的时间，接下来该怎么办？ I have a week and a half left. How am I supposed to do that?
那就对不住你了，我们预算不够 你想知道原因吗？ Sorry, we're running very low on funding. And would you like to know why?
不，不是很想知道 No, not really.
因为孩子们不再像以前那样相信了 Because children aren't believing as they used to.
不只是我们 Oh, it's not just us.
还有独角兽，矮精灵，龙 他们全都不信了 It's unicorns, leprechauns, dragons, all those departments. Completely gone.
如果这种现状持续下去 If this trend continues...
牙仙王国也会消失的 ...Tooth Fairyland will cease to exist.
没有哪个孩子再会得到牙仙子的拜访了 No child will ever again receive a visit from a tooth fairy.
- 永远都不会了 - 牙仙子不会再来了 - Ever. - No more visit from the tooth fairy.
那又怎么样？ So what?
你真的不明白，是吗？ You really don't get it, do you?
你难道不知道孩子们的幻想 You don't see that children's fantasies...
他们想象的能力有多重要吗？ ...their abilities to imagine, are important?
这能帮助他们心灵的成长 Why, it nourishes their very souls.
只有这样他们才会去怀有梦想 It's the foundation that allows them to dream.
梦想没有好处，没好处的 Dreams are bad. They're bad.
毫无用处 They're useless.
- 你走吧 - 不用再来了？ - You're done. - For the week.
不，今晚你可以走了 No, for the night.
除非你想留下来 Unless you wish to stay for fairyoke.
天啊，不 Oh, my. No.
我已经受够了 Fairyoke. Like karaoke isn't bad enough.
我吗？ Me?
我有你所需要的东西 I got what you need.
- 那是什么？ - 好东西… - What's that? - The goods...
好货色 ...the stuff, package...
袋子，炸弹之类的 ...the bag, the bomb...
果汁，这个啦，那个啦 ...the juice, the bing, the bang, the Frisco special...
粉红女郎，小鼓手 ...pink lady, little drummer boy...
- 你是哪位？ - 兹吉 - Who are you? - Ziggy.
不过你叫我什么都行，兹兹，兹小子 You can call me whatever you want. Zigman, Zigmeister...
- 请别说了 - 你知道吗？他们想让你失败 - Please stop talking. - You know, they want you to fail.
- 你说什么？ - 想一想吧 - What? - Think about it.
你失败了，就要做更长的时间 You fail, they tack on more time.
就像是信用卡账单一样 他们想让你永远付下去 It's like credit-card debt, man. They just wanna keep you paying forever.
- 是吗？ - 你真的想永远都呆下去吗？ - Yeah? - You really wanna play that game?
- 那又怎么样？ - 一千美元 - So? - A thousand bucks.
- 一千美元，你杀了我吧，兹兹 - 那就看你想不想早点结束这恶梦了？ - Thousand bucks? You're killing me, Ziggy. - How bad do you want this to end?
我能给支票吗？ Can I write you a check?
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
你能看见我？ You can see me?
完了，最好这个管用 Oh, man. This better work.
不，那是什么？ Oh, no. What is that?
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
兹兹给我的是什么？ What did Ziggy give me?
大头怪，大头怪！ Big head! Really big head!
- 冷静点 - 911？911？ - Just stay calm. - 911? 911?
- 我只是想拿一颗牙 - 有一个怪物在我的家门口 - I just need the tooth. - There's an alien on my porch.
你真厉害 You are amazing.
莉莉在发脾气 她还得再派一个牙仙子收拾你的残局 Lily is ticked off because she had to send another fairy to clean up your mess.
我受到教训了，不会再买黑市的货了 I learned my lesson. Never buy black-market stuff.
- 没有那些,我不能坚持两周 - 不，你可以的，朋友 - I can't go another two weeks without it. - Yes, you can, friend.
你只要向比你强大的人低头 You just have to surrender to a higher power...
- 一天一天的熬过去就行了 - 你好？ ...and take it one day at a time. - Hello?
案件负责人能决定被谁看到 Caseworkers decide who can see us and who can't.
你本应该早点能发现 Which you'd know, if you ever paid any attention...
可惜你根本不把我的话放在心里 可是，你没有，你总是… ...ever listened to anything I say, but no. You're always:
- 闭嘴 - 嘿，我的朋友 - Shut up. - Hey. My friend.
你该懂懂规矩了 You really need to get yourself cleaned up.
如果你需要，我可以给你本介绍手册 If you want, I can give you a pamphlet.
还有，通知你一下，你的刑期延长了 And FYI, your sentence has been extended.
莉莉又延长了一个星期，干得好 Lily tacked on another week, so well done.
- 太好了，正是我所需要的 - 我也认为，那是你所需要的，朋友 - Great. Just what I need. - I think it is what you need, friend.
听着，我现在能给你补货 Listen, I can give you fresh supplies right now.
有一个条件: 从现在开始，你必须服从规则 On one condition: From now on, you follow the rules.
拥护精灵的精神，开始听老人言 You embrace the fairy spirit. And you start listening to old muggins here.
好的，我会成为最好的牙仙子 Fine. I'll be the best tooth fairy ever.
你老是半路开溜去找我都不认识的人 You keep running out on me to see l-don't-even-know-who.
并且你从来没打电话通知过我 当我得到你的消息的时候 And then you never call, and when I do finally hear from you...
是到监狱来接你，你到底发生了什么事？ ...it's to bail you out of jail. What's going on with you?
我想要告诉你，但是我不能 I wanna tell you, but I can't.
- 为什么？ - 恩 - Why not? - L...
我真的不能 I just can't.
我知道是什么原因了 I know what this is.
这是你抓狂了，因为你怕承诺 This is you acting out. You're afraid of commitment.
你担心我们之间的关系变得越来越认真 You're nervous about us getting serious.
是的，是这样的 Yes. That's it.
你太了解我了 我担心我们之间的关系变得越来越认真了 You know me so well. I'm nervous about how serious we're getting.
什么？ What?
你是个女人，坦白说，你不了解的 You're a woman. And frankly, you wouldn't understand.
你说什么？ What?
不 No.
不，我不担心我们的关系变得认真 No, I'm not nervous about us getting serious.
我甚至不想跟你认真交往 I wouldn't even think about getting serious with you.
什么？ What?
我害怕了，凯莉，我是如此的爱你 I freaked. And, Carly, I love you so much.
我害怕把事情搞坏，我担心失去你 I'm scared of messing up and I'm scared of losing you.
我了解 I understand.
真高兴你能告诉我你的想法 I'm so glad you could share that with me.
我上哪里也弄点那种粉去 Where can I get some of that?
你在干什么？ 是不是又在给你的肱二头肌抹油呢？ What are you doing? Are you oiling up your abs again?
- 我来了！ - 快点吧 - I'm coming! - Hurry up.
行了，我被踩过 Hey, I've been stepped on...
被抽水马桶冲过、被咬过、被抓过 ...flushed, bitten and arrested.
别抱怨了，行吗？ 你答应过我，你会拿出精灵的精神来 Will you stop complaining? You promised to embrace the fairy spirit.
噢，我信奉精灵的信仰，好吧 Oh, I'm embracing the fairy spirit, all right.
但是我有我的方式 But I'm doing it...
去实现 ...my way.
我不太确实这符合规定 I'm not sure that's in the rules.
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
我只是来拿牙齿的，先生 I'm just here for the tooth, sir.
只是为了牙齿 Just the tooth.
我将拿开我的手套 I'll take my glove away.
很好 That's it.
现在把牙齿放在我的手上 Now, just hand over the tooth.
放松，别紧张 Nice and easy.
给我 Let it go.
我说，把它给我 I said, let it go.
很好，晚安，先生 Very good. You have a good night, sir.
嘿 Hey.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是牙仙子 I'm the tooth fairy.
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
好了吗？ 好，开始吧 米克，在兰辛的生活怎么样？ You got it? Let's go. All right, Mick, how's life in Lansing so far for you?
很不错，我是队伍的新鲜血液 It's been good. I'm the new blood of the team.
这个队伍的某些狼们保持牙齿的荣耀时间 有点太长了，如果你能明白我在说什么 Some of these Wolves are getting long in the tooth, if you know what I mean.
你是在指 When you say "long in the tooth," that would be a reference...
德瑞·汤普森？“夺牙恶魔” ...to Derek Thompson, the Tooth Fairy.
我没有竞争的意思，我尊敬我的前辈 It's not a rivalry, you know. I respect my elders.
- 汤普森有没有很照顾你？ - 没有，他早已经不行了 - Has Thompson taken you under his wing? - No, his wings are tattered.
我羽翼丰盛，我喜欢靠自己 My wings are new and ready to fly, and I like to do my own thing.
好的，你个非常有自信的小伙子 A confident, young hockey player.
- 祝你下午的比赛好运 - 谢谢 - Good luck this afternoon. - Thank you.
冰狼队放弃控球，准备换人 The Ice Wolves dump the puck and look to make a line change.
- 米克，准备！ - 终于到我上场了 - Mick, get ready! - Finally.
- 祝你好运，兄弟 - 好的 - Hey, good luck out there, buddy. - Okay.
说真的，你绝对能在场上发挥很好的 No, I mean it. I think you're gonna do great.
- 你是最棒的冰球选手 - 随你怎么说吧 - You're the bestest hockey player ever. - Whatever.
- 米克，该你了，该你了！ - 撞他，撞他！ - Mick, change, change! - Hit him, hit him!
- 好的 - 来吧, 佛洛依德 - Yeah. - Come on, Floyd.
唐纳利上场了 Donnelly jumps into the play...
穿越冰场，冰狼队 ...and takes a cross-ice pass. The Ice Wolves...
把球运过蓝线，在网前展开激战 ...charge across the blue line. Big scrum in front of the net as these two rivals...
两队的怒火一触即发 ...start to get a little feisty with each other.
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
好的，开始吧，开始吧，开始吧 All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
冰球被甩到了角落，唐纳利紧追不舍 The puck goes into the corner, where Nubin chases it down.
- 他怎么回事？ - 唐纳利怎么了？ - What's the matter with him? - What's up with Donnelly?
赶紧过去，唐纳利，赶紧过去！ Get in there, Donnelly! Get in there!
在混战下冰球冲了出来，唐纳利前去控球 The puck squirts loose. Now Donnelly picks it up...
滑到球前，尝试组织进攻 ...skates to the point, looking to set up a play.
- 快点，快点 - 嗨 - Bring it up. Bring it up. - Hi.
唐纳利摔得很严重 Donnelly takes a terrible fall.
- 发生什么事了，吉姆？ - 谁撞到他了？ - What happened there, Jim? - Who hit him?
- 有人撞到他了吗？ - 是谁撞了他？ - Someone hit him? - Anyone know who hit him?
怎么回事？ What is going on?
- 他在做什么？ - 快停下来 - What is he doing? - Stop it.
他在笑吗？ Is he laughing?
唐纳利，你没事吧？ Donnelly, you okay, kid?
什么？ What?
- 你在耍我吗？ - 离开场地！ - Are you trying to test me, kid? - Get off the ice!
听着，你想使什么招吗？ 我劝你还是回去好好坐着吧 Listen, you wanna play games? You can head over to the daycare center.
离开这，快点，马上走 Get out of here. Right now. Move it.
哦，我错过了什么？ So, what'd I miss?
你为什么在吠？ Why you bark?
我还没有准备好，我上台会搞砸的 I'm not gonna be ready. I'll get up there and blow it.
你没事的，只要我们不断的练习 You'll be fine. We just gotta keep practicing.
每个人都会笑我的，也话我不应该做这个 Everyone's gonna laugh at me. Maybe I shouldn't do this.
好吧，他们也许会取笑你 Well, maybe they will...
或者你也可以让他们见识见识 ...or maybe you'll blow the roof off the place, huh?
你很棒，可如果你放弃了 就不会知道结果会怎样 Man, you're good. But you're not gonna find out if you quit.
不射门是不会得分的 You can't score if you don't take the shot.
是吗？ 你上一次射门是什么时候 Yeah? When was the last time you took a shot?
听着，刚才开始的时候我是个得分健将 Listen, when I first started, I was a scorer.
第一次在大联盟里跟恶魔队交手 First-round draft pick of the Devils, playing in the bigs.
- 之后发生了什么？ - 一天晚上我的肩膀在芝加哥受了伤 - So, what happened? - I busted my shoulder one night in Chicago.
为了恢复，他们安排我参加普通赛事 我就再也没回去过 They sent me down to the minors to recover, and it took forever.
我非常生气，很受打击 I got so angry and frustrated.
有晚比赛我和新天堂队的人冲撞 One night, I got into it with some meathead from New Haven.
我把对方的牙齿打飞了，观众疯狂了 Knocked out a couple of his teeth, crowd went crazy...
因此他们开始叫我夺牙恶魔 就这么一直叫下来了 ...and they started calling me the Tooth Fairy, and it stuck.
这些年我都没有得过分了 And I haven't scored in years.
不过我被罚出场的时间 比联盟里的任何球员都多 But I've got more penalty minutes than anyone else in the league. Yeah.
可你的肩膀不是早就好了吗？ But, like, isn't your shoulder all healed now?
跟以前不一样了 It's just not the same.
你怎么知道不如以前了？你又没有试过 But how do you know? You don't even try.
如果你不射门，就不会得分 You can't score if you don't take the shot.
好，只要你参加表演，我就再去试一试 I'll tell you what. I will if you will.
好呀，成交 Okay. I'll take that deal.
你好 Hey.
好吧，谢谢 All right. Thank you.
又一颗牙齿 And another tooth.
感觉不错吧 Hey. That must be good.
当你把牙齿交给她的时候 That moment when you hand over the tooth.
我不感兴趣，只是想知道这是什么感觉 Not that I'm interested. Just wondering, you know, how it felt.
- 你为什么不自己去感受一下？ - 我不是告诉你了吗，我没有翅膀 - Why don't you find out? - We've been through this. I'm not winged.
好吧,再给我解释一下，为什么你没翅膀 Okay. Explain to me one more time. Why can't you have wings?
- 你不知道精灵进化论吗？ - 精灵进化论，谁写的？ - Do you know nothing about fairy evolution? - Fairy evolution. Who wrote that...
查尔斯·达尔文？ ...Charles Darwing?
有创意，很聪明 Inspired. Brilliant.
根据精灵进化理论 有些长翅膀，而有一些不长 According to fairy evolution, some fairies can grow wings and some can't.
而我就是那些不长的 And I'm one of the unlucky ones.
特雷斯，你不需要翅膀，也能成为亚仙子 Tracy, you don't have to have wings to be a tooth fairy.
- 你的才能早已经足够了 - 我也这么觉得 - Hey, remember, you've got all of this. - That is true.
你得展现你的优点，速度、敏捷、灵活 Somewhere in there, you gotta show them your strengths. Speed, agility, flexibility.
好吧，我怎么才能做到？ Right. And how am I gonna do that?
绕过障碍物，绕过障碍物 脚下快一点，脚下快一点 Around the cones, around the cones. Quick feet, quick feet.
不，你给我回来，给我回来 No. Come back. Come back.
你在做什么？ Where are you going?
- 这些太高了 - 翻过这些栅栏 - Look at the size. - Get over the fence.
它只有3英尺，你8英尺高，回去 It's 3 feet high. You're 8 feet tall. Go back.
- 恐龙！ - 不，不是的 - A dinosaur! - No, it's not.
那它是什么？ What the heck?
过来，越过栅栏 Come on. Over the fence.
我没事，我没事，我没事 I'm all right. I'm okay. I'm okay.
- 你没事吗？ - 不，晚安 - You okay? - No. Good night.
- 是个孩子！ - 你为什么打小孩？ - It's a child! - Why'd you hit the kid?
他们穿的是情侣睡衣 这跟我最恐怖的恶梦里一样 They've got matching robes. It's my worst nightmare.
- 不要害我摔倒了 - 好的 - Don't drop me. - Yeah.
可以了，可以了 I got it. I got it.
我到了，我没到 I'm there. I'm not there.
你就像一只美丽的驯鹿 你在跳跃，你在跳跃 You look like a beautiful reindeer with your legs. You're prancing, you're prancing.
别喷小孩子，喷你自己 Not on the kid, on yourself.
健忘粉，健忘粉 Amnesia dust. Amnesia dust.
漂亮！ Yeah!
撒粉，撒粉，撒粉，跳上去 Dust, dust, dust. Up.
太棒了，你明晚肯定会大获成功的 You sound great. You're gonna kill them tomorrow night.
你觉得这个怎么样？ So, what do you think?
很棒，兰迪·哈里斯，才艺表演 Nice. That is bigtime. Randy Harris. Talent show.
- 海报也设计的不错 - 你说我会成为出名的摇滚明星吗？ - I like that slot too. - You think I could be a famous rock star?
像克莱普顿,里克斯 或者史蒂维·雷·沃恩那样？ Like Clapton or Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughan?
- 想听实话吗？ - 嗯 - You want it straight? - Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
你现在已经弹得很好了，对吧？ 假如你继续这样非常非常努力地联系 You're getting pretty good, right? So let's say you keep working at it really hard.
再假如你成了附近13岁小孩里 最棒的吉他手 Then let's say you become the best 13-year-old guitarist...
事情是这样的 ...in your neighborhood. Here's the deal.
你要知道有很多很多人 Remember there are a lot of neighborhoods...
也有很多和你一样的13岁小孩 ...with a lot of 13-year-old guitarists.
或许其他地方的12岁小孩也很厉害 But somewhere, there's a 12-year-old who's shredding it.
我的意思是他真的是超级厉害 I mean, he is killing that guitar.
然后呢？ Yeah?
你知道吧？是的，这是有可能的 You know what? Yeah. It's possible.
酷 Cool.
去露一手吧 Go get them.
比赛进行到了第三节 冰狼队以3比4落后箭队 Late in the third period, Ice Wolves down four to three...
唐纳利透过气来了，打得很漂亮 ...to the Arrows. Donnelly is getting a breather, but having another great game.
箭队的主得分手克罗斯里接过球 准备进攻 The Arrows leading scorer, Crosley, takes the pass, and he is on the move.
小米，到你上了 Mickey, your line's up.
怎么，老家伙，有啥新招吗？ All right, old man. Got a fresh pair of Depends on?
有可能，说不定我会把你吓死 You never know, kid. I just might surprise you.
冰狼队把球打入箭队的防守区域 准备替换队员 Ice Wolves dump the puck into the Arrows' zone, change lines on the fly...
教练重新把唐纳利放进了场内 ...as the coach throws Donnelly back in the game.
阿里格尼在他们自己的半场拿到球 直奔冰狼队的禁区 Allegheny's got the puck in their own zone. They're crossing the blue line.
换人！ 换人！ Change! Change!
德瑞·汤普森进场了，换下了高夫 And here comes Thompson off the bench, replacing Goff.
汤普森将克罗斯里撞飞在了地上 Thompson knocks Crosley flat on his back...
把球传到中立区，布朗利拿到了球 ...and kicks the puck in the neutral zone, where Browley picks it up.
汤普森继续追球 唐纳利在克罗斯里身边穿梭 Thompson jumps back into the play as Donnelly weaves around Crosley.
汤普森接过球，而唐纳利也到位了 Now Thompson takes a pass right on his stick as Donnelly flashes into the play.
现在处于二对一的形势，两个人赶往禁区 It's a two-on-one with Thompson of all people leading the rush.
传球！ Pass it!
唐纳利在要球，但是汤普森不给 Donnelly's screaming for the puck, but Thompson won't give it up.
- 传球 - 传球！ 传球！ - Pass. - Pass it! Pass it!
传球 Pass!
汤普森要传球了 Thompson looks to pass.
不,他没有要传球 No, he fakes the pass.
他转移了注意力，球门就在他的面前 He's got the top shelf wide open.
- 米克有机会！传球！ - 传球 - Mickey's open! Pass it! - Pass.
不！ No!
- 汤普森被撞倒了 - 他在想什么？ - What a hit on Thompson. - What is he thinking?
箭队开始全力进攻 The Arrows have numbers, coming up the ice.
- 射门，进了！ - 该死的 - They shoot, they score! - Damn it.
吉姆，刚才汤普森好像都准备好射门了 可他却愣在那里了 Jim, it looked like Thompson was actually gonna shoot, and he just choked.
你根本不是一个冰球选手 你就是个哗众取宠的人 You're not a hockey player. You're a sideshow attraction!
你知道吗？明天的比赛你就坐板凳上看吧 You know what? Why don't you watch tomorrow's game from the bench?
白痴 You bum.
走吧，走吧，咱们走 咱们走，走吧，准备下一场比赛 Come on, boys. Come on now. Here we go. Here we go. Come on, let's start up.
噢，太好了 Oh, great.
嘿，亲爱的，比赛怎么样？ Hey, honey. How was your game?
- 不是很好 - 德瑞，你看 - Not good. - Derek, guess what.
- 我又有一颗牙要掉了 - 那很好啊，小宝贝 - I have another loose tooth. - Good for you, honey.
- 怎么了，亲爱的？ - 事事不顺 - What's the matter, hon? - Everything.
- 没什么，算了吧 - 我们去练习吧？ - Nothing. You know, forget it. - Can we go practice now?
我们今天休息一天吧，我没什么兴致 Can we skip today's session? I just don't have it in me.
- 可以是明天就要表演了 - 你没事的 - The talent show is tomorrow. - You'll be fine.
- 我需要再练习一下… - 不，你不需要了 - I need one more run through... - No, you don't.
我需要，我只需要再练习一下就行了 No, I do need it. I just need a little more practice. Just so I can get it down.
你才艺表演得怎么样都没关系 你不会成为摇滚明星的 It doesn't matter what you do in the show. You'll never be a famous rock star.
你只不过是一个弹吉它的孩子 帮你自己一个忙，放弃吧 You'll just be another kid with a guitar. Do yourself a favor and give it up.
- 德瑞 - 哦，宝贝，我很抱歉 - Derek. - Look, I'm sorry...
可这是为他好，相信我 ...but it's for his own good. Trust me.
不！ No!
走吧，德丝，德丝，我们走吧 Come on, Tess. Tess, let's go.
- 你是怎么了？ - 我今天很不顺 - What is wrong with you? - Look, I had a bad day.
- 你不顺？ - 我今天不顺，行了吧？ - Had a bad day? - I had a bad day, okay?
不，不，不行 No. No, that is not okay.
你永远都不要再和我的孩子们说话 You are never gonna speak to my children again.
我们完了 We are done.
凯莉 Carly.
你知道你的问题是什么吗，德瑞？ 你不能说“如果” You know what your problem is, Derek? You can't say "what if."
你永远也不能 And you never will.
好了，好了 Okay. Okay.
好了，好了，好了，行了吧 Okay, okay, okay. All right.
谁想听到好消息？ Who wants to hear some good news?
我要听，过来 I do. Come on.
- 你来这里干嘛？ - 莉莉给我这个 - Why are you here? - Lily gave me this.
- 只是一个学生许可证，但我在努力 - 你应该离开我家 - Only a permit, but I'm on the way. - You should be on your way out.
- 我要去睡觉了 - 我可要谢谢你 - I'm going to bed. - It's thanks to you.
我们应该庆祝一下 我知道一个有很多美仙子会去的地方 We've gotta celebrate. I know a place where the hot fairy godmothers hang.
你疯了吗？ 我刚失去我生命中最重要的一切 Are you out of your mind? I just lost everything that's important to me.
我的女朋友和她的孩子 说不定连饭碗也没有了 My girlfriend, those kids, and I probably hung up my skates for good.
所有的一切 都是因为像傻瓜一样相信你的精灵理论 All because, like an idiot, I bought into your tooth-fairy garbage.
结果呢，把我变成什么了 Look where it's gotten me.
你这么多年就尝试了一次 结果你发现效果不好 You make one effort and it doesn't work out...
然后就要放弃了？ ...and suddenly you're just gonna give up?
一切不是想象中的那么简单，你知道的 It's not supposed to be that easy, and you know it.
我来告诉你我知道什么，我知道你没翅膀 I'll tell you what I do know. I know that you don't have wings.
意思就是说你不能飞 So that means you can't fly.
那也意味着你将来、过去、永远 也不能成为一个牙仙子 That also means that you can never, ever, ever be a tooth fairy.
如果你要从十层高楼逃脱，会怎样 我来告诉你吧 What happens if you try to escape out a 10-story building? I'll tell you what.
就像这样 Splat, just like that.
你知道什么是最可悲的吗？ You know what's really sad?
你扼杀梦想，受到伤害最深的 The person you hurt the most with all your dream-killing...
不是兰迪，不是凯莉，也不是我 ...is not Randy or Carly or even me.
是你自己 It's you.
- 滚 - 好 - Get out. - Fine.
好的 Good.
好 Fine.
我睡觉去了 I'm going to bed.
第三节比赛还剩下1分24秒 One twenty-four left in the third period...
…冰狼队始终0比1落后 ...with the Ice Wolves still trailing one to nothing.
看来教练没有让德瑞·汤普森上场的意思 And Derek Thompson is still completely in the coach's doghouse.
- 比赛到现在我还没见他上过场呢 - 快，快 - I don't think he's seen a second of ice time. - Here we go, here we go.
在这整场的比赛里 As he has all game, Andreas Petrenko, the Mute Brute...
安德烈·特林克莱继续取代汤普森 ...continues to replace Thompson on the first line.
伐木人抢到了球 Face-off won by the Lumbermen.
撞得漂亮！ What a hit!
唐纳利抢到了球 他冲向空荡荡的对方防守区 Donnelly steals the puck, and now he's rushing up the ice short-handed.
- 这时候只有克里特能回球 - 加油，米克，加油，米克 - Only Coletta can get back. - Let's go, Mick. Let's go, Mick.
太经典了 唐纳利的每一个动作 This is classic. Every move Donnelly makes...
都比克里特敏捷 ...Coletta's got an answer.
唐纳利从左面射门 Donnelly shoots to his left.
他让克里特偏离位置，唐纳利绕过他 He's got Coletta out of position and Donnelly moves around him.
他突破防守队员，他射门了！ He's got the defenseman beat. He shoots!
打在门柱上了 Hits the crossbar.
怎么回事？裁判吹了哨子 What happened? They blew the whistle.
特林克莱，被对手从后面摆了一道 Back behind the play, Jim, Petrenko got sucker-punched...
他看起来不行了 ...and I don't think he's getting up.
汤普森 Thompson.
上 Go.
好了，我们继续 All right, here we go.
冰狼队只剩下不到一分钟，如果得分 The Ice Wolves have less than a minute to score...
就可以打延时赛 ...and send this game into overtime.
普拉茨堡拿到了球 Off the face-off, it's Plattsburgh with the puck.
对方开始拖延，时间正在倒数 And they start their drive as the clock winds down.
我不知道,吉姆 汤普森似乎一点心思都没有 I don't know. It looks to me like Thompson is just going through the motions out there.
我的天啊，汤普森被撞趴在地上 Oh, my! Thompson just got leveled.
裁判竟然没有吹哨子，明显是冲撞犯规 How could that not be a penalty? He just got crushed.
我想“夺牙恶魔”尝到了被撞的滋味 I think the Tooth Fairy just got a taste of his own medicine.
快看汤普森，吉姆 Look at Thompson, Jim.
他的气势好像回来了 He looks like he's got some jump back in those legs.
汤普森直奔他的敌人，杀气重重 Thompson's rushing across the ice, and I don't think it's to make friends.
这一撞可不会轻 Well, this is gonna hurt.
他停住了，吉姆，他没有撞 No! He pulled up, Jim. He didn't throw a check.
真是难以置信！ Incredible!
他得到球权，现在他在冰上运球 He steals the puck and now is barreling down the ice.
- 快看他 - 艾利斯根本跟不上他 - Look at him go. - Ellis can't keep up with Thompson.
他的动作，我们太久没有见过了 He's making moves we haven't seen in a long time.
他是谁啊？ Who is that guy?
汤普森面前只剩下一个防守队员了 Thompson only has one defender to beat.
他被球杆打到了 He takes the stick to the face.
- 他要倒下了 - 没有，他继续进攻 - I think he's going down. - No, he stays on his feet.
他要射门了！ He's gonna shoot!
射门了！ He shoots!
得分！ He scores!
耶！ Yeah!
哦，天啊，好球 Yeah. All right, nice shot.
德瑞·汤普森已经九年没射门了 Derek Thompson has not taken a shot in nine years.
这是我见过的最漂亮的进球 In one of the most amazing shots I've ever seen, it ties it up at one all.
让我们再来一次吧 Call me the Mayor of Shockville. Let's do it again.
嘿，老家伙 Hey, old man.
不错啊 Not bad.
- 漂亮，德瑞 - 射得漂亮 - Yeah, Derek. - Nice shot, dude.
厉害 Way to go.
继续比赛 And here we go.
时间只剩20秒，两队都去中场准备抢球 We're under 20 seconds as both teams head to the center line for a face-off.
不会吧 Oh, no.
冰狼队抢到了球权 The Ice Wolves win the drop.
传给了汤普森，他把球打出了界 There's a cross-ice pass to Thompson, who ices it.
- 他为什么会那么做？ - 我不知道，吉姆 - Why would he do that? - I have no idea, Jim.
我现在不能走 这是我最后真正打球的机会 No, I can't leave now. This is my last chance to actually play the game...
像我进来时一样地离开 ...to go out the way I came in.
我可以帮你顶一下，这是你应得的 I could cover for you. After what I've seen, you deserve it.
汤普森，你在做什么？他在和谁说话？ Thompson, what are you doing? Who's he talking to?
你还在学习，这不违反规则吗？ Aren't you a trainee? Isn't that breaking the rules?
拜托，我可是拜了最棒的师傅 Please, I've learned from the best.
不过，你在你决定之前 你应该看一下地址 But I do think you should look at the address before you decide.
是凯莉的家 It's Carly's house.
14号，快点上场 Hey, 14. Come on. Let's go.
汤普森，回到比赛中去 Thompson, get back in the game.
- 我可以去，莉莉不会知道的 - 但是我知道 - I can go. Lily does not have to know. - But I'll know.
那是我家，我应该去的 This is my house to take care of.
- 我们走 - 怎么走？你不会飞 - Let's do this. - How? You can't fly.
是学的好时机了 Good time to learn.
我就知道你可以 I knew you had it in you.
快去吧 Go get them.
你想飞，你就要相信自己 You wanna fly, you gotta believe.
不要害怕，这只是一个健忘粉大炮 No need to panic. It's just a giant amnesia gun.
不会痛的，你会忘记一切 It's painless. You won't remember a thing.
别忘了我哦 Don't you forget about me
你会忘记的 You will.
祝你们能顺利找到自己的车子 Good luck finding your cars.
德丝？ Tess?
德瑞 Derek.
- 嗨，亲爱的 - 嗨，德瑞 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Derek.
你的衣服不错 I like your costume.
我必须和你说 I have to tell you something.
以前是我不对 I was wrong.
牙仙子是真的… The tooth fairy is real...
…是我 ...and it's me.
我知道 I know.
不，亲爱的，我不是在说夺牙恶魔 No, honey, I'm not talking about the hockey Tooth Fairy.
我是真正的牙仙子 I'm the real tooth fairy.
不，你不是 No, you're not.
你是真正的牙仙子 You are the real tooth fairy.
- 这是我们之间的秘密，好吗？ - 好吧 - It'll just be our secret, okay? - Okay.
兰迪？ Randy?
你来这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
我必须和你谈谈 I have to talk to you.
走开 Go away.
听着，昨天我所说的事情 Listen, those things I said yesterday?
我错了 I was wrong.
我不在乎 I don't care.
你继续弹吉它吧 You gotta keep playing guitar.
你弹的真的很不错 You're really good.
只要是你喜欢做的事情，就不是浪费时间 And nothing you love doing that much could ever be a waste of time.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
即使我想弹，也不行了 Even if I wanted to, I can't.
我摔了我的吉它，你不记得了吗？ I smashed my guitar, remember?
今晚就是才艺表演了 Tonight is the talent show.
等一下 Hold on one second.
可能这个能帮到你 Maybe this'll help.
太棒了 It's awesome.
你是怎么做到的？ How...? How did you do that?
万年魔法棒 All-purpose magic generator.
- 你穿的是什么？ - 一会你就知道了 - What are you wearing? - You'll find out.
同时，穿上衣服 我们去参加才艺表演，好吗？ In the meantime, put some clothes on. We can still make the talent show, okay?
快点 Come on.
德瑞？ Derek?
妈咪，德瑞是牙仙子 Mommy, Derek is the tooth fairy.
你租了精灵的服装来补偿德丝 You rented a fairy costume to make it up to Tess.
是的，我是这么做的 Yes. That's what I did.
妈妈，德瑞给了我一把新吉它 现在带我去参加才艺表演 Hey, Mom. Derek got me a new guitar, and he's taking me to the talent show.
都几点了，你赶不上了 What time is it? You'll never make it.
- 必须是… - 不用担心，我们可以赶上的 - It's gotta... - Don't worry about that. We can make it.
你去那边, 你们到楼上穿衣服 我们一会儿见 You, that way. You guys, go up and get dressed, and we'll see you over there.
噢,耶 Oh, yeah.
- 你的车呢？ - 没有车，我们走了 - Where's your car? - No car. Let's go.
抓稳了！ Hang on!
- 这怎么回事？ - 没事的，放心 - How is this happening? - It's okay. It's okay.
好，这怎么可能？ Yeah, but like how is it possible?
起因是有天晚上，我的枕头底出现一张传票 It all started one night. I got a summons underneath my pillow.
- 传票是什么？ - 传票就像邀请函 - What is a summons? - A summons is like an invitation.
- 我得到了精灵国的邀请 - 精灵国？ - I got an invitation to Fairyland. - Fairyland?
在那里我有了翅膀，我认识了特雷斯 It's where I got these wings. I met this guy up there named Tracy.
他看起来像长着鱼眼的牙签 He looks like a walking toothpick with the eyes of a big tuna.
还有,我可以缩小到6英寸那么小 By the way, I can shrink myself down to 6 inches.
太棒了 Pretty good.
什么？ What?
对不起，伙计，我已经了破坏很多规则 I'm sorry, buddy, but I've already broken enough rules.
兰迪，你在这呢，我们在到处找你 Randy, there you are. We've been looking all over for you.
快点进来，上台表演 Get in there and tune up. Come on.
- 又一颗牙齿 - 谢谢 - Another tooth. - Thank you.
不客气，我得赶去听个音乐会 You're welcome. I've got a concert to get to.
汤普森先生，今晚你违反了不少的规则 No, you skirted quite a few rules tonight, Mr. Thompson.
凯莉并不知道，兰迪也已经忘记了 But I took care of Carly, I dusted Randy...
德丝，她才6岁，很快她就会忘记的 ...and Tess, she's only 6, so pretty soon she'll forget.
即使她不忘记，但是至少现在她会 And even if she doesn't, at least now she'll...
她会一直… She'll always...
一直什么？ Always what?
她会一直相信 She will always believe...
就像我会相信一样 ...like I will.
我懂了，有梦想是好的 对所有人来说都是好的 I get it. Dreams are good. For everyone.
汤普森先生 Mr. Thompson...
我正式宣布，你被释放了 ...I hereby relieve you of tooth-fairy duty.
- 你真厉害 - 她是专业的 - You're good. - She's a pro.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
握什么手啊 Put that away.
呃，我不太喜欢身体接触 L... I tend not to do the whole physical contact thing.
你喜欢我，我知道你喜欢我 Oh, you like me. I know you like me.
你故意装作高高在上，我很理解 You do the whole distant administrator demeanor thing...
但是在内心深处，你是喜欢我的 ...which I understand, but somewhere in there, you like me.
好吧 Well...
别闹了 ...let's not get frisky.
- 我真的要走了 - 能再等一下吗？ - I really gotta go. - Yeah. Could you wait just one second?
特雷斯，我跟你说句话 Tracy, I need another word with you.
有关什么？ What's this about?
有能力改变汤普森先生的人 Anybody that can rehabilitate Mr. Thompson...
肯定值得拥有 ...more than deserves...
这个 ...these.
这是？ Are these?
这是你的翅膀，特雷斯 It's your wings, Tracy.
骄傲的戴着他们 Wear them with pride...
去完成你的工作吧 ...every time you collect a new tooth.
- 兄弟，你是牙仙子了 - 我有了属于自己的翅膀 - You're a tooth fairy, buddy. - I got my wings.
是的，你有翅膀了 You got your wings.
你需要这个 Here. You need this.
小包包，我不知道自己为什么要这样说话 Little bag. I don't know why I'm speaking like this.
不要？ No?
真的谢谢你 Thank you, milady.
太好了，我以你为荣 你会世界上长得最高的牙仙子 This is great and I'm proud of you. You're the tallest tooth fairy in the world.
但是我必需要走了，谁能送我下去吗 But I gotta go. Somebody's gotta poof me down.
特雷西,是你还是我来做这么荣耀的事呢 Tracy, would you like to do the honors or shall I?
- 什么荣耀，是礼物吗 - 恐怕不是 - Oh, so honors? Oh, a gift. Yeah. - I'm afraid not.
你会忘记所有在精灵王国发生的事情 You're not gonna remember anything that happened in Fairyland.
- 为什么？ - 因为我们必须这么做 - Why? - Because that's just the way we do it.
我永远也不会忘记你的 I'll never forget you.
我不敢相信你去看了我的比赛 I can't believe you showed up at the rink.
我们就是这么做事的 It's just the way we do things.
谢谢，特雷斯，为你所做的一切事 Thank you, Tracy, for everything.
你这个四眼长颈鹿 You big four-eyed giraffe.
赶紧回到动物园去 Go back to the zoo.
你赶紧把你那像鸡蛋的头拿回复活岛去 And you get that head back to Easter Island.
肌肉兄弟还在 Hammer brothers are still in town.
让我来看看这些兄弟 Let me meet those guys.
- 你是我的好兄弟 - 你是好精灵 - You're my man. - And you are my fairy.
- 我们可以发邮件吗？ - 我们应该可以互相发邮件 - Could we e-mail or something? - We should be able to e-mail each other.
- 你写博客吗，我会很愿意看你的博客的 - 我当然有写，想看我的博客吗 - Do you blog? I'd love to read your blog. - I do blog. Wanna read my blog?
- 你玩Facebook？我可以给你打个招呼 - 我一定会很高兴！ - Do you Facebook? I could poke you. - I'd love to be poked!
是的 Yes.
- 你终于来了，我找不到你 - 嗨 - Oh, there you are. I couldn't find you. - Hi.
耶，我刚才在…我在… Yeah, I was just at... I was...
- 我太兴奋了 - 我也是 - I am so excited. - Me too.
- 谢谢你 - 不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 你好，亲爱的 - 你好，德瑞 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Derek.
不错，蒂姆！ Good job, Timmy!
我们继续今晚的最后一个节目 Keep it going for our last performer of the night...
兰迪·哈里斯！ ...Randy Harris!
兰迪！ Randy!
- 加油，兰迪！ - 加油！ - Go, Randy! - Yeah!
- 太棒了，兰迪！ - 真棒！ - Way to go, Randy! - Great job!
兰迪，他是我的孩子！ Randy! That's my kid!
嘿，我想知道，我们结婚会怎么样？ Hey, I was just wondering. What if we got married?
我们结婚会怎么样吧？ What if we got married?
我听到我在说什么吧？ Did you hear what I said?
我说了“如果” I said "what if."
- 好吧 - 好 - Yes. - Yeah?
我们要结婚了 We're getting married.
耶！ Yeah!
我们要结婚了 We're getting married.
大家晚上好 Good evening, everybody.
欢迎来到史泰博体育中心 洛杉矶国王队的主场 Welcome to Staples Center, the home of your Los Angeles Kings.
现在让我们来介绍今晚国王队的上场阵容 Now let's introduce tonight's starting lineup for the Kings.
- 右路，13号，约翰·希勒 - 嘿，不好意思，兄弟，兄弟，嘿 - At right wing, number 13, John Zeiler. - Hey, excuse me. Hey, dude! Dude!
你好，大块头，我只是想和你握手 不需要别的 Hey, big daddy. Just wanna shake your hand. I don't want anything.
很高兴你能回到你属于的国家冰球联盟 Excited to see you back in the NHL right where you belong.
- 看看现在的你？ - 我认识你吗？ - Look at you now, huh? - Do I know you?
不，我只是太兴奋了，我很崇拜你！ No, I'm just excited to see you because I believe in you, man.
我相信你，大块头，我相信你 德瑞·汤普森 I believe in you, big daddy. I believe in you, Derek Thompson.
32号，乔纳森·夸克 In goal, number 32, Jonathan Quick.
从左路开始 And starting at left wing...
40号，德瑞·汤普森 ...number 40, Derek Thompson.
- 是的！ - 我给你买了你最喜欢的东西 - Yes! - I got you a few of your favorite things.
谢谢，杰瑞 Oh, thank you, Jerry.
不是每天老板都叫我出来的 It's not every day the boss asks me to go off-campus.
我也该让你从地下室出来走走 It's about time I got you out of that basement.
- 太棒了 - 你看到他了吗？ - That's cool. - Did you see him?
- 是的，我们很好 - 哦，我想他 - Yeah, we're fine. - Oh, I miss him.
快，撞他屁股 Yes! Knock him on his bum.
你涣然一新啊 It's like a whole new you.
我不知道你为什么喜欢这个 你根本看不到球 I don't know why you like this. You can't even see the ball.
- 这叫做冰球 - 是的，但是看都看不清球 - It's called a puck. - Yeah, but you can't even see it.
我的意思是这么小的东西移动得这么快 I mean, something that small moving that fast...
近一些会好点的 ...it'd be so much better to get closer to it.
你知道我的意思吗？ You know what I mean?
- 杰瑞 - 我要去做了 - Jerry. - I'm gonna do it.
- 你不能 - 我这就去做 - You're not. - I'm gonna do it.
- 不行，不行，杰瑞 - 我就去 - No. No, Jerry. - I gotta do it.
我就去，好吧，我不去了 I gotta do this. Okay, I'm not gonna do it.
我只是开玩笑，我去了 I'm just kidding, I gotta do it.
会很棒 This is gonna be cool.
我喜欢我的工作！ I love my job!
那可真带劲 That was a rush.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不知道自己为什么要这样说话 I don't know why I'm speaking like this.
猫咪，走开！ Kitty, be gone!
我讨厌这个工作 I hate this job.
祝你们能顺利找到车子 Good luck finding your cars.
我的翅膀，我的翅膀 My wing. My wing.
精灵来了 Fairy coming through.
我拿到牙了！我拿到牙了！ I got the tooth! I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!
谢谢观赏 I got the tooth! I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!