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- 你好 - 你好,我是雅各 - Hello. - Hello. Jacob.
- 我是卡蜜拉 - 快請坐 - Camilla. - Please sit down.
想喝點什麼? 要不...來點白酒吧 Something to drink? Wine perhaps?
我只想喝點水就行 I'll just have some water.
服務生 Excuse me.
我們對彼此都不是很瞭解 我有些問題,方便問你嗎? Since we don't know one another, I've got some questions, if that's okay?
噢 當然方便... Yes, sure...
你是不是超愛看電視? Do you watch a lot of TV?
我只是看得比正常多一點,一點點 No more than normal.
- 這樣啊,那你覺得要看多少時間才夠? - 這個...多一會就行 - Okay, what's normal for you? - I don't know, a bit...
你在家愛養花花草草嗎? Do you have plants at home?
好吧,這個就不問了 你在徵婚廣告裡說你很幽默,是真的嗎 Right, next one. In the ad you said you were humorous. Is that true?
呃,我的工作環境十分艱苦和惡劣 - Well, in my job the environment is quite tough -
所以我覺得 應該保持一定的幽默感和笑容... - so it's important to keep your humour up through laughing a bit...
這就是怎麼樣呢? What do you mean?
就是... 你三不五時得笑一下... That you... you laugh sometimes...
- 你為什麼要留個小鬍子? - 啊? - Why do you have a moustache? - Sorry?
你的小鬍子? Moustache?
我只是覺得這樣很前衛 也讓我看起來很帥 It's something I'm comfortable with. I think it's good looking.
好吧,我想我問完了 Okay, that was everything.
不好意思問你這麼多問題 但你知道這不是一個普通的聚會 Sorry about all the questions, but this isn't a natural way of meeting.
沒關係 It's alright.
不過現在我基本瞭解了 Well, now that's done.
- 那麼...你有決定了嗎? - 嗯,我想我有了 - Have you made up your mind? - Yes, I have.
- 那...你覺得我們能往下走嗎? - 老實說... - What are you going to have? - I'll be honest with you...
- 你不是我喜歡的類型 - 但我覺得我們聊得... - You're not my type. - But we've just...
我也覺得我們聊得挺好的 相信像你這麼幽默的人,笑一笑就沒事了 Yes, I know, but you feel straight away there isn't anything, you know.
- 是啊... - 呃 我要走了 - I see... - So, I may as well leave.
好嗎,再見 Okay? Bye.
再見 Bye.
片名:條子駭客 KOPS
俺覺得吧... What was I thinking of...
- 對了... 你和那小妞咋樣了? - 不咋樣 - Yes... how'd it go with that girl? - Not so good.
這是什麼...? What the hell...?
這該死的音樂怎麼這麼難聽? What kind of bloody music is this?
- 不對 不對... - 這張是我的,這張才是你的... - No, no... - No, that's mine and that's yours...
都下注了吧? 你下了嗎, 雷索? Has everyone bid? Did you bid, Lasse?
雷索, 你下注了沒? Lasse, did you bid?
- 三個A - 滿把主牌 - Three aces. - Full house.
媽的,這是第三次了 妳們有作弊吧! Damn, Greta, that's the third time. You're cheating!
- 這裡是不會有人作弊的 - 是的,我們從來不作弊 - There's no cheating here. - No, we never do.
- 只是運氣好是吧. - 運氣?不不不,是牌技好... - Then it's just pure luck. - Luck? No, skill...
- 我們走! - 你們都給我閉嘴! - Let's go! - Shut up everyone!
- 全部趴在地上! - 趴下,趴下! - Get on the floor! - Down, down!
- 快點,快點! - 我們只有三十秒的時間! - Let's go, let's go! - Thirty seconds!
班尼...! Benny...!
班尼! Benny!
醒醒,該吃午飯了 It's lunch time.
- 吃什麼? - 餅乾和熱狗 - What are we having? - Waffle hot dogs.
我的熱狗不要芥末 阿妮達 No mustard on mine, Agneta.
能幫我加點烤洋蔥嗎? Can I have some grilled onions as well?
雷索! 快.說出來吧 Lasse! Come on, say it!
- 俺愛死你 - 什麼,你說什麼,我沒聽見? - I love you. - What? I didn't hear. What'd you say?
- 我愛你 - 看見了吧,他根本說不出口 - I love you. - You see, he can't say it.
- 我說了. - 你害羞啥,不就一句話嗎,說唄 - I just said it. - Are you embarrassed? Just say it.
- 他該怎麼說啊? - 他應該說"我愛你" - What should he say? - He should say, "I love you".
- 跟我說? - 不是 對著阿妮達說 - To me? - No, Agneta.
- 什麼意思,你愛上阿妮達了? - 不是我,是雷索 - What, you love Agneta? - No, Lasse.
我覺得我們已經超越了那個階段 I just think we've gone beyond that stage.
- 哪門子的階段? - 對啊 - What stage is that? - Exactly.
- 突然你們都跳出來針對我... - 沒事的,我們都知道你一點都不浪漫 - Suddenly everyone's against me... - Admit you're no romantic. It's okay.
是啊,瞧他現在胖的,這兒... Exactly. And he's getting fat. Feel here.
- 你幹嘛啊... - 說啊,那就說啊... - Stop it... - Say it, then. Say it...
- 我愛 我愛死你,高興了吧? - 當然不,你應該帶著豐富的感情說 - I love, I love you! Are you happy? - No. You should say it with feeling.
- 我是雅各 我是雅各... 雅各 - 你好啊 雅各,有個代號24-71事件 - Jacob here. It's Jacob... Jacob. - Hi Jacob. We have a 24-71.
又來?我們馬上出發 Again? We're on our way.
雷索我們走 ,出事了,24-71. Lasse, let's go. We've got a 24-71.
- 你現在要幹嘛? - 吃完午餐喝杯咖啡 實在是不錯 - What are we going to do now? - A coffee after lunch sounds good.
- 你在幹嘛? - 你說話啊 - What are you doing? - Talking a bit.
別問了,她不會說的 抓住她 Cut it out. Let's get him.
好!1..2..3,我們上 Okay... One... two... three... Let's go!
你們該幹嘛就幹嘛 我們已經完全控制了這裡的局勢 Go about your business, we've got this under control.
嘿 迪克... 真乖... Hey, Dick... Yes...
阿康,那種洗髮精 是不是能去頭屑.好多泡泡的那種 H氓kan, that shampoo in the shower, is it anti-dandruff? It's so foamy.
是啊,那種狗用洗髮精 就像你說的,不過要記得持續使用 Yes, it's really creamy. Dog shampoo has to be like that to maintain volume.
嘿嘿,好樣的,都在這兒 Hello... Right, everyone's here.
- 早安 警官們 - 早安 佛克 - Good morning, officers. - Good morning, Folke.
- 你們都好嗎? - 是的,謝謝 - Are you all well? - Yes, thanks.
很好,對了 阿妮達先說吧 Good... Right, Agneta.
好的,八點半的時候 有人在熱狗攤那裡報案 Okay. At 08:30 they rang from the hot-dog stand -
- 說有幾個帶著牛仔帽的小子... - there was some guy in a cowboy hat...
- 還穿這牛仔靴 - 對,還穿著牛仔靴 - And cowboy boots. - And cowboy boots.
...在鐵軌上走 當我們趕到那裡時,他們早就不見了 ...walking on the railway tracks. When we got there he was gone.
要小麵包圈嗎? Bun?
那只奶牛在那叫個什麼勁兒啊? What is that cow doing out there?
呃... 她在自己遛搭遛搭, 我想是這樣的 Well... He's grazing, I think.
- 還有什麼事可以匯報嗎 - 呃...就是... - Anything else? - What's it called...
阿妮達和我想說說關於巡邏車的事 Agneta and I want to talk about the patrol cars.
我知道,再這樣搞下去會一團糟的 I know, it's been really confusing lately.
- 我們應該稱它們為"巡邏車" - 巡邏車? - We should call them patrol cars. - Patrol cars?
- 有些人就是這樣叫的. - 我才不會跟著那些人一起這麼喊! - That's what they're called. - I'm not going round saying patrol car!
錯了,現在有許多不同種類的警用車 It's all wrong. There are different police service vehicles.
有交通巡邏車,有調查用車... There's traffic control cars, investigation cars...
班尼,別掰了,我們只有兩輛車而已 Benny, come on... We've only got two cars. Number one and two.
- 很容易就能分清楚 - 沒錯,沒錯... - It's not so hard to keep track. - Right, right...
- 順便說一下,這麵包圈真好吃 - 是我烤的 - Really good buns, by the way. - I baked them.
- 真好吃 - 謝謝 - Really good. - Thanks.
迪克 你幹嘛,下去,下去 Dick, no way, come on. Off... off!
- 老天爺啊 雅各! - 我必須這麼做 - Jesus, Jacob! - I have to.
- 你這樣能死啊? - 不能 - What'd happen if you didn't? - Nothing.
但是不這樣做,我沒法不去想它 But if I didn't do it I wouldn't stop thinking about it.
- 你沒試過不去想? - 只有一次.但我真的沒法不去想 - Haven't you tried skipping it? - Once. I couldn't stop thinking about it.
一天不想,第二天我會想兩遍 你知道還問 I had to do it twice the next day. You know that. Why ask?
- 我沒問,我只是覺得太奇怪了 - 本來就奇怪 - I didn't ask, I just think it's strange. - That's how it is.
嗨! Hello!
小噴噴... 天啊,不要不要.... 嗨,你想跟我要點啥? Little squirt... God, no, no, no... Hello! What do you want from me?
每次我來,你都跟在我屁股後面 你到底想要啥? Every time I'm here, you're after my arse. What you want?
- 你是誰? - 珍妮 - Who are you? - Jenny.
哦,對了,你就是那個小屁孩 我見過你幾次 Right, you're that little mongrel I fetch here sometimes.
- 你就是那個小屁孩 - 還是這麼不要臉? 現在你完蛋了 - You're the mongrel! - Cheeky, too? Now you're done for!
幹嘛,想對警察叔叔使用暴力? So, violence against a policeman?
那可至少要判個終身監禁. That's at least a life sentence.
媽的,28秒... Shit, 28 seconds...
就這樣... 插進去... Come on... in the hole...
2,3,4,5,6... Two, three, four, five, six...
- 嗨 班尼.你好啊 - 嗨 麥克 - Hey, Benny. You okay? - Hi, Mike.
- 我很好 - 你在玩什麼 - I'm fine. - What you doing?
- 沒什麼,就是... - 媽的,你在做家庭主婦,你在打毛衣! - Just some... - Shit, you fag, you're knitting!
- 我媽也打毛衣 - 閉上你的臭嘴 - My mother knits. - Shut the fuck up.
你說我? 幹你媽的 我像幹你媽一樣幹你,我像幹你一樣幹你媽
媽的,你的發音真傻 "幹"? 你是這樣發音的 Shit, that sounds nuts. "Fuck"? You sound like a total straight.
- 應該是"看",要有"兄弟氣" - 我看你..我幹你..我看你.. - Say "fock", gangsta style, like. - I am...
上帝啊 你在這兒幹什麼 麥克? 進來!進來好好吃飯! Christ, what you doing here Mike? Go in, eat food! Now!
- 嗨 班尼 - 嗨 藍仔 - Hi,Benny. - Hi, Ramzi.
- 你還好嗎 - 還行,你呢 - How are you? - Fine, and you?
- 你在幹嘛,打毛衣? - 我想學著做個... - What you doing, knitting? - It's going to be one of those...
你居然打毛衣,警察沒時間打毛衣的 警察是要救人的 What you knit? Police don't go knit. Must help people.
我老婆就打毛衣,你老婆呢? My wife knits in home. Are you wife?
不,你知道我是個警察 No, you know I'm a policeman.
- 真是個多才多藝的好警察 再見 班尼! - 再見 - What a policeman. Bye, Benny! - Bye.
我收到了你的留言... I got your message...
...還有,我也很高興見到你 ...and yes, it's going to be great meeting you, too.
我要告訴你我會穿什麼,這樣你就會認出我 I'll tell you what I'll be wearing so you'll recognize me.
我會穿... 藍色... 淺藍色的牛仔褲 I'll be wearing... blue... light blue jeans -
- 和一件有花紋的白色上衣 - and a white striped top.
或是一件有花紋的藍色上衣 我還沒選好 Or maybe a blue striped one, I haven't decided yet.
但是... 你覺得如何... But... how do you say...
我有一頭黑頭髮,還想留個小鬍子... 或者說,我已經留了個小鬍子 I have dark hair and will have a moustache... or, I have a moustache.
晚上見,還有... 晚上見吧. See you this evening and... see you this evening.
我到底該穿哪一件? Which one should I wear?
-那件. -你喜歡那件...這件藍色的呢? - That one. - You like it... And this blue one?
- 和褲子不配?不配? - 不... - It doesn't go together? No? - No...
好吧,就這件 This one, then.
你好... 真高興你能來 Hello... Good you could come.
沒啥 我就是沒事才過來看看 No problem. I didn't have any plans.
- 我今晚有個約會 - 今天?又約會? - I have a date today. - Today again?
- 但是這一次我真的覺得能成 - 我剛才已經聽說了 - But this time it feels really good. - I've heard that before.
- 但是... - 你好 珍妮 - But... - Hello, Jenny.
聽著... 一個28歲的女人 想找個風度翩翩的英俊小伙 Listen... 28 year-old woman seeks a cuddly guy.
她說她喜歡久久地散步 然後在家度過一個舒適的夜晚 She says she likes long walks and cozy nights at home.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hello. - Hi.
- 你在喝白酒嗎 - 是的 - I see you're drinking white wine? - Yes.
那我也要白酒吧... I'll also have that...
一杯白酒 A glass of white.
我女兒覺得我應該穿這件有白色花紋的 My daughter thought I should wear the white striped one.
- 看出來了 - 你在看什麼書啊 - I see. - What are you reading?
一本書... A book...
這樣見面我覺得有點不適應.. 要知道... It feels a little strange meeting like this... You know...
不...也不是太奇怪... No... It's not so strange meeting...
我們沒必要爭論這個,我們可以聊點其它的 We don't have to talk about it, we can just talk.
你還喜歡做些什麼 除了散步和呆在家裡 What do you do otherwise, besides long walks and cozy nights at home?
- 沒別的愛好 - 我也是,我什麼也不喜歡做 - Nothing else. - Me neither. I do nothing.
你也玩這個? You take snuff?
不,沒事的... 我覺得很這樣酷 女孩玩這個東西 No, I... I think it's cool when girls take snuff.
- 是嗎 - 當然...我能...? - Do you? - Yes... Can I...?
- 你也會玩? - 不會,但是我給你看樣東西 - You take snuff? - No, but I'll show you something.
- 變魔術? - 我有點緊張,但是... - A magician? - I'm a little nervous, but...
但是我覺得應該沒問題 But I think it'll work.
天... No...
上帝啊... Jesus...
- 你真噁心! - 噢,對不起 - That's disgusting! - Oh, sorry.
對不起,能給我張紙巾嗎? Excuse me, can I have a napkin?
我從小就喜歡這樣玩 當我的嘴也長大之後更好玩 I've always done it, but it works better since my mouth has grown.
- 真聰明! - 謝謝,你行嗎? - How clever! - Thanks. Can you do it?
不,我可做不了,太難了... No, I can do this. Crazy...
我也試試,這樣真好玩 I can do this as well which is really funny.
你可能要...小心... You maybe... Be careful...
沒有,只差一點點... No. Almost...
- 你好...你是雅各 是嗎 - 是的 - Hello... You're Jacob, right? - Yes.
我是蓮娜 I'm Lena.
- 什麼,你肯定? - 當然,我們約好在這裡見面的 - What? Are you sure? - Yes. We were meant to meet here.
你會穿這牛仔褲, 一件花襯衣,一撮小鬍子 You were going to be in jeans, a striped shirt and with a moustache.
是吧,看起來是這樣的 Yes, that seems right.
- 我看你已經不需要這個約會了 - 聽著,我... - We could maybe do it another time? - Listen, I...
保重啊! Take care.
- 真是抱歉 - 我不明白那是怎麼回事... - I'm really sorry. - I didn't understand that it was...
...其中一個... ...one of these...
我說 我明天還得起個早 所以我覺得我該回去... You know what? I'm getting up early tomorrow, so I'm going to go up and...
- 或者我們可以在約時間見面? - 我明天還會來這裡 - Maybe we could meet another time? - I'll be here tomorrow.
- 很高興認識你 - 我也一樣 - Nice meeting you. - Likewise.
- 我叫雅各 - 我叫潔西卡 - Jacob. - Jessica.
晚安 Good night.
- 你上了她? - 放屁,我可是個負責的男人 - You fuck her? - Cut it out, I'm a serious guy.
是的,但是... 我是認真的... Yes, but... I'm a serious...
做愛是負責任的行為,如果我沒娶阿妮達 我會告訴你什麼叫做做愛 Fucking is serious. If I didn't have Agneta, I'd show you how.
你知道怎樣擄獲一個女人的心嗎 一張漂亮的地毯和漂亮的窗簾 You know the secret of getting a woman? A good carpet and curtains.
當她們感覺到神秘氣氛來臨時 她們很快會變得很開放 When they see that it signals security. And they open up right away.
- 雷索 你說... 一塊舒適的地毯? - 是的,就是這樣 - Lasse, you're... A shaggy carpet? - Yes, that's what it's about.
- 嗨 班尼.擦得真漂亮 - 謝謝 - Hi, Benny. Nice! - Thanks.
什麼漂亮 我說的是舒適... 要舒適... What? Shaggy... just shaggy...
嗨 小伙子們... 怎麼說呢... 我想... Hi, all... What's it called... I'd like to...
...我這裡有一些禮物... ...I've got some presents here, that...
不是什麼特別的禮物 我自己做的,是不是覺得很傻 It's nothing special, I made them myself... Feels so silly.
- 讓我們看看啊 - 拿出來啊 - Let's see. - Show us.
- 是烤麵包用的帶子嗎? - 不是,是防汗頭帶 - Are they oven gloves? - No, sweatbands.
- 你自己做的? - 太棒了 - You made them yourself? - Nice.
每個上面都有一個字母,是你們名字的... There's a letter on them for each name, so just...
給你 雅各. 阿康 Here you are, Jacob. H氓kan.
- 謝謝 - 阿妮達... - Thanks! - Agneta...
帶上試試 喜歡嗎? Try them on. You like them?
- 看吶 雷索 看起來真棒 - 你還不是 - Look, Lasse, you look good. - You too.
我想當我們玩球的時候... I thought when we play bandy sometime...
我們看起來更像是一支球隊 Then we could be like a team.
今天真是個好日子,兄弟們 這位是潔西卡 Good day, officers. This is Jessica Lindblad.
- 國家警察總署特派員 - 總部派來的 - Central Bureau of National Police. - HQ.
總部的... 她還有一些重要的事情要告訴你們 HQ... And she has something important to tell you.
- 你想繼續說嗎? - 謝謝 - You want to continue? - Thanks.
大家好... Hello, everyone...
我們看了整個國家不同地區的數據統計 - We've looked at statistics from the whole country -
- 非常棒的是你們這裡一宗罪案都沒有 - - and what's positive is that you don't really have crime here -
- 為了激勵你們的鬥志 - to motivate your activity.
你們也知道 儘管我們不斷在財政方面作出努力 - As you know, even we are struggling with a tough economy -
-結果,我們還是得採取一些措施... - and the result is that we are obliged to make cuts...
直接說吧 這個警察局在三個月之內將被撤消 To get straight to it, this station will be closed within three months.
我這裡有些調整的程序,你們可以看看... I have a programme of measures you can look at...
等一下... Wait a bit...
這意味者我們不能再當警察了? Will this mean that we won't be policemen later?
不是的,其它一些部門還是有缺人 No, there are other districts in need of personnel.
- 但是為什麼? - 看了這個你就明白了 - But why? - It'll be clear if you look at this.
上帝啊,這不是真的,不可能 Christ, this can't be for real! It can't be.
- 我們能做點什麼嗎? - 我們的制服... - Is there nothing we can do? - All the uniforms...
...我們的巡邏車? 這些你們會怎麼處理? ...and patrol cars? What are you going to do with them?
等等,辦法應該總是有的吧? Wait a bit, there must be something we can do?
- 嗨 - 嗨... - Hi. - Hi...
- 聽著... - 可以給我一杯特大杯的威士忌嗎? - Listen... - Can I have a large whiskey?
-你怎麼不說點什麼,搞啥飛機? -我能說什麼呢? - Why didn't you say anything? Why? - What could I say?
- 我很高興能認識你 - 彼此彼此,怎麼了... - I thought it was nice meeting you. - I also thought so, but what...
- 你為什麼要關閉這分局? - 不關我的事啊 - Why are you closing the station? - I'm not doing it.
- 你知道這分局對我意義有多大? - 對不起,我只是做我份內的... - You know what this station means? - Sorry, I'm just doing my job...
坐在舒適的辦公室裡大放厥詞 你說這是你的工作? You sit behind a desk making decisions and you call that a job?!
你不瞭解狀況... 你從來沒有出來調查調查 You don't know... you haven't been on the streets.
- 我當然有 - 有就證明給我看 - Of course I have. - Well then, prove it.
- 求你了,你不能... - 你必須在最快的時間內抓到賊 - Please, can't you... - You have to be fast to catch thieves.
讓我們來玩個遊戲 舉起你的手,然後我數到三 Let's play a game. Raise your hand and I'll count to three.
最快打到對方的一個... 像這樣 The fastest one hits the other, like this...
- 你瘋了嗎 - 對不起,我不是有意的... - Are you crazy? - Sorry, I really didn't mean to...
雅各 這樣做真的沒必要 Jacob, that was really uncalled for.
只是一個遊戲,你舉起你的手... It's a game. You hold up your hand...
...像這樣,數到三以後打過去... 我不知道怎麼會這樣 ...like this, then you count to three and hit... I don't know what happened.
(新聞發佈會) 我們剛接到明確的指示,警局將被關閉 We have received a definitive decision that the police station will be closed.
這真是個大驚喜, 對於我... 和我的同事們. It has come as a surprise, both to me... and to my colleagues.
我們... 你想說點什麼嗎? And we... You wanted to say something?
有些事情人們不瞭解 There's something that people don't know.
我們按照美國式的方法工作,叫做 "防範於未然" - We work according to an American method called "Pre-Crime"-
-或者稱為:預警和預防... - or PP, which means to predict and prevent -
- 在犯罪發生之前... 先做好一些防護工作... - crime before it... and so creating a kind of relation to...
你們準備對關閉警局 採取什麼措施嗎? Have you taken any steps against the closure?
我們在雜貨店的門口張貼了抗議宣言 We've put up a protest list at the grocery store.
你們將如何處理你們的辦公桌? What is going to happen to all the desks?
- 雅各 怎麼了? - 怎麼了 - Jacob, what is it? - What is it?!
他們都是他媽對的 我們根本微不足道! They're bloody right. We're totally unnecessary!
操他媽這些狗屁事兒! 在哪都有犯罪,就這裡沒有 Fuck all happens here! Check out all the crime everywhere else!
為什麼沒人到這裡當賊,小賊就好 Why can't they share it so we could get one little thief here?
真是不值得 沒馬子也就算了,現在又丟了飯碗! I feel so worthless. No girlfriend and soon jobless!
冷靜點 Calm down, for Christ's sake!
雅各... 我知道這很難接受... Jacob... I also think it's really hard...
嗨,我們去吃個熱狗吧 Listen, we'll have a waffle hot dog.
我對每條路,每個角落都瞭若指掌, 雷索, 雅各也是 I know every street, every corner. I like you, Lasse, Jacob.
你們對於我們來說,就像一家人 沒人能改變我這個想法 You are, for me anyway, like a family. You can't just change that.
- 你和雷索會去做...? - 我們不能賣了房子然後走人吧 - What will you and Lasse do? - We can't just sell the house and go.
我們必須留下來... We'll have to stay...
班尼, 你覺得我有乳房下垂嗎? Benny, do you think I've got saggy tits?
沒有, 怎麼了....? 我不知道....一點點吧... No, what...? I dunno, a little...
不嚴重的.其實不仔細看也看不出來 But it's not serious. It's not like you go round thinking about it.
- 雷索這樣說的嗎? - 我只是隨便問問 - Has Lasse said so? - I just wondered.
那是什麼? 阿妮達 等等... What the hell? Agneta, wait...
好吧,看看我們找到了什麼? Okay, what have we got here?
- 看... - 班尼 看這裡 - Look... - Benny, look here.
- 這是什麼啊? - 剎車痕跡 - What is it? - Skid marks.
我看看... I'll be damned...
- 這是舊款的米其林輪胎 - 你說對了 - It's a worn down Michelin. - Someone's probably hit it.
你也覺得是? 我不知道,我只是覺得... You think so? I don't know, I think it feels...
...這種破壞垃圾桶的手法很專業 ...more professional in some way.
就像是快速掠過然後撞擊 It's like a "drive-by" situation.
離路邊有兩米的距離... Two metres from the edge...
平行的軌跡... Parallel tracks...
喂,我是潔西卡 Hello, this is Jessica. Please leave a message. Bye.
你好 潔西卡 我是雅各 Hello, Jessica, it's Jacob here.
我只是想跟你道個歉,昨天... I just wanted to apologize for what happened yesterday.
你方便的話可以給我回個電話嗎? 什麼時候都可以,我都在... I was wondering if you could call me? You can call me anytime, I'm here...
我什麼時候都在...除了星期四 因為星期五我上早班 I'm here anytime... not on Thursdays 'cause I work early on Fridays.
不管怎麼樣,你都可以打電話給我... Whatever, you can call me...
好的,保持聯繫 Okay, we'll be in touch. Bye.
裝兔子,兔子 迪克 裝成兔子 Rabbit! Rabbit, Dick. Rabbit!
- 別煩人了你 - 我想讓他像兔子一樣坐著 - Stop it! - I want him to sit up like a rabbit.
看著,兔子!它馬上就照做 Look... Rabbit! He'll do it soon.
- 給我停下 - 兔子 兔子 - Stop it. - Rabbit! Rabbit!
小伙子們 有沒有在鎮上看見什麼可疑的人? Hi, guys. Have you seen anything strange in town?
- 可疑的人? - 我們在奧斯特郡發現一起撞擊逃逸事故 - Strange? - We had a hit and run on 脰sterv盲gen.
路邊的垃圾桶完全被破壞了 The waste bin on the left has been totally destroyed.
媽的,像個神經病幹的事兒... Shit, it looks like some total psycho has...
你們什麼也沒看見? You haven't seen anything?
好吧,我必須寫個報告 阿康 你能幫我弄弄電腦嗎? Okay, I'll have to write a report. H氓kan, can you help with the computer?
這就來 I'm coming.
- 快點啊 阿康 - 非常簡單,按下那個鍵就成 - Come on, H氓kan. - It's easy, just press the button.
簡單?這兒這麼多該死的鍵 有CTRL鍵 - Easy? There's loads of buttons here. There's C-TROLL -
- 有DELETE鍵 還有HOM鍵 還有... 快點啊 - and DELETE and HOME and... Come on.
- 阿康 - 放鬆,夥計 - H氓kan. - Take it easy.
- 我們在喝咖啡呢,急啥? - 你有病啊? - We're having coffee. What's the hurry? - What's with you?
這種犯罪很典型 我已經有些結論了 This is typical. Just 'cause I dug up something.
這事可不小 可能造成... 可能導致很嚴重的犯罪 It could be anything. It could lead to... it could be a serious crime.
快點啊 阿康 Come on, H氓kan.
雷索... Lasse...
你... Are you...
- 你和我也在想同一件事? - 也許是 - You thinking the same thing as me? - Yes, probably.
- 你又在想什麼 - 呃,和你一樣啊 - What are you thinking of? - Well, the same as you.
- 那是怎樣? - 呃,你知道... - What is that? - Well, you know...
- 說出來啊 - 不,你先說 - Say it. - No, you first.
過來說話 Come on.
- 你好啊 葛倫 過得好嗎? - 嗨 兄弟們,謝謝... - Hello, G枚ran, how're things? - Hi, guys. Fine...
- 我希望那是個空瓶子? - 是的,我會收好的 - I hope that's empty? - Yes, I'll put it away.
- 這件夾克真好看,領子也不錯 - 嗯,這件衣服是不錯 - Nice jacket. Nice with a hood and all. - Yes, it's a nice jacket.
- 你現在要去做啥? - 我想我該睡覺了 - You doing anything special now? - I'm going to sleep.
我們給你這個怎麼樣? What would you say if we gave you this?
- 把那個給我? - 當然,但是你得幫我們一個忙 - You giving me that? - Yes, but you must do us a favour.
- 什麼忙? - 先跟我們上車 - What favour? - Come with us to the car.
我們車裡說 We'll discuss it in the car. In the car...
我們只要你去雜貨店 You just need to go to the grocery store.
偷一點什麼東西回來 Then you steal something and come back.
- 我該偷點什麼呢? - 隨便,然後立刻逃走 - What should I steal? - Anything, then run like hell.
- 不,這不是...我不想做... - 你不幹? - No, it's not... I don't want to... - You won't do it?
你不幹? 好吧,讓我們談點條件吧 You won't do it? Alright, let's talk business.
那是我的... That's for me...
- 真好聞是吧? - 我們能喝嗎?不能... - Smells good, huh? - Shall we drink it? No...
你在幹嘛?不要,千萬不要 住手,我做,我做 What you doing?! No, no! Stop it! I'll do it, I'll do it...
- 但是我要兩瓶 - 什麼?! - I'll do it for two bottles. - What?!
- 什麼? - 如果你們給我兩瓶... 兩瓶 - What? - If I get two bottles... two.
給你一瓶外加一根釣魚竿 怎麼樣? You get one bottle and a new fishing rod. What do you say?
- 好吧,成交... - 我真喜歡你,爽快... - Okay, we say so, that's fine... - I like you...
互相互相 I like you, too.
- 你相信嗎? - 他會去,別擔心 - Do you believe in this? - He'll do it, don't worry.
我不是說他,我是說我們 我們在幹嘛啊,我們是警察ㄟ I don't mean him, I mean us. What are we doing, we're policemen?
你是不是要在他們把警局關門大吉時 看看熱鬧 然後回家? Are you just going to stand back and watch while they close the station?
- 我們在讓那個犯罪統計上有點東西 - 犯罪統計?我們可變成罪犯 - We're just helping boost statistics. - Statistics? We're accomplices.
- 但是我們這樣做是為了救警局是吧 - 也是,但是... - But we're handing the stuff back. - Yes, but...
- 給你,給你! - 就這樣? - Here, here! - Is that it?
- 給我酒 - 如果有人知道這件事的話,你就完了 - Give me the bottle. - If I see you with it, you're going in.
- 這是我們的秘密,明白嗎? - 我的魚竿呢,現在能給我嗎? - This stays between us, got it? - And my fishing rod, can I have it?
- 晚點再給你 - 再見 - You'll get it later - Later!
- 晚點一定給你,滾進去! - 你說的喲! - Later. Get going, now! - You promised!
進去 晚點你一定會拿到的 Get going. You'll get it later.
- 有人看見嗎? - 沒有 - You see anyone? - No.
動腦子 班尼 思考... Think, Benny, think...
想像一下 他們如何計劃周密地破壞垃圾桶 Imagine they planned to destroy the waste bin?
- 要咖啡嗎? - 但是之後他們為什麼要剎車 - Aren't you having a coffee? - But then they wouldn't have skidded.
- 只是一個普通的垃圾桶 - 當然,還有... - It's an ordinary waste bin. - Exactly, that's what's so...
還有剎車的痕跡... There are skid marks, too...
班尼, 班尼 看啊 Benny, Benny, look!
嗨 ,站住 別動! Hey, halt! Freeze!
站住 別動! Halt! Freeze!
- 媽的 - 你看清他是誰了嗎 - Shit! - Did you see who it was?
我沒來得及...媽的 I couldn't see... Shit...
75度的伏特加... Vodka, 75cl...
動動腦子 班尼 換個角度... Think, Benny, change angle...
- 或許這兩者之間有關聯 - 有關聯? - What if there's a link. - A link?
昨天的破壞案和這個幪面人? Between what happened yesterday and the masked man?
喂... Hello...
一切都還好吧? 關於警局的關閉我很遺憾... Everything okay? It's really sad with the closure...
如果看看這張 抗議關閉警局連署名單 你會發現22個名字 - If we look at the list we have 22 names -
- 以及待會要來的阿森一家人 加起來就夠多了 - and the 脜kesson family are coming later and they're quite a few.
- 謝謝... - 你會去烤肉會嗎? - Thanks... - Are you going to barbecue?
- 有沒有看見一些可疑的人在附近 - 沒有,幹嘛這麼問? - Have you seen anyone strange here. - No, why?
沒有?你剛被偷了, 肯特 這是你失竊的商品 No...? You've been burgled, Kent. These are the stolen goods
- 那個罪犯已經跑了 - 這是真的? - The perpetrator got away. - Are you serious?
這事情很嚴重 你確定你沒看清那個罪犯? These things are terrible. You sure you haven't seen the perpetrator?
沒有... 我去洗手間了... No... I was in the bathroom...
- 你該報案 - 沒這個必要吧? - You should report it. - It's not necessary, is it?
- 我已經找回了我的香腸 - 但是報案是非常重要的一環 肯特 - I have my sausages back. - But a report is very important, Kent.
那不過就一些做文比賽... But it's just a load of paperwork and things...
聽著 肯特. 法律規定你必須報告- Listen, Kent. The law says you have to make a report -
- 否則我們將向上面報告 說你知情不報 - otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report.
因為你並沒有報告這個報告 所以你一定要報告- Because you didn't report the report you're bound to report -
- 如果你沒有報告,你的報告將被報告 - your report can be reported because you didn't report it.
這樣的話,你的報告將被我們報告... And then your report can be reported by us...
你..明白? You understand?
不怎麼明白,我會報告的啦 我會的 No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.
- 雷索 你編謊話的功夫實在了得 - 他媽的... - Lasse, you're good at talking shit. - Shit...
為了讓更多的人瞭解真相 我們撒點謊又算得了什麼 For people to see the truth you have to lie a bit.
- 不管怎麼說 我們有件案子了 - 還會有更多的案子 - We have a report, anyway. - And there'll be more.
- 車鎖沒什麼問題吧? - 沒 - Is there a problem with the lock? - No.
一點也沒有問題 Nothing wrong with it.
"殺死警察" SHOOT A COP
你到底在幹嘛? What the hell you doing?
"殺死蠢驢警察" SHOOT A GOOSE
- 天啊,別這樣! - 我真想殺了你,你這個混球! - No, please! - I'm going to kill you, you bastard!
不,別這樣! No, please!
- 1,2,3. - 怎麼做, 麥克 怎麼做? - One, two, three. - What do, Mike, what do?
- 你能做到的 - 你做不到 - You can do that. - You can't do that.
班尼 能幫個忙嗎? Benny, can you help with something?
皇后能走三個格的 對吧? You can move these three squares, can't you?
卒可以..呃...? 開始走兩格,然後走一格 Pawns can move, what is it...? Twice the first time and then once.
哪有這樣的 Can't do that.
你只能這樣,看著 這樣,這樣... He can only do this. Watch. This, this...
- 這樣才行... - 這不是西洋棋的玩法,不是這樣玩的 - This, can do... - No, not in this game. It's chess.
- 說誰的? - 我不記得了 我爸爸... - Who said so? - I don't know... My dad...
- 他在和你開玩笑,爸爸... - 看你老師!什麼破遊戲! - He's joking with you, dad... - Fucking shit game!
嗨,等等... Hey, wait, wait...
混蛋,又來了 雜貨店,那個垃圾桶... Shit, there it is again. There's the grocery store, the waste bin...
- 那個幪面人... - 班尼 你沒事吧? - The masked man... - Benny, are you feel well?
- 班尼 你不舒服嗎? - 什麼? - Benny, are you feel well? - What?
- 哦,沒有 - 你真的沒事? - Yes, sure. - Are you sure you feel well?
- 好吧,再見... - 再見 - Okay. Bye, bye... - Bye.
鎮上發生了一大堆奇怪的事 A number of strange things have started happening in our town.
我們接到關於:破壞公物,盜竊 還有私自持有輕型武器的檢舉... We've had reports for vandalisation, theft, small arms fire...
我不知道該怎麼解釋 I don't know how to interpret it.
就像我一直說的 這裡的黑社會勢力越來越大了 That's what I've said all along, there's some gang thing going on.
我覺得他們是聽說警察局要打烊 於是就開始行動了 My calculations say they know about the closure and have moved activity here.
- 你看到這有多嚴重了吧? - 警局一旦關閉,後果將不堪設想 - You see how serious this is? - There could be a point to that.
總之,我希望你們巡邏的時候 眼睛睜大點,注意安全 Anyhow, I want you to keep your eyes open and be careful out there.
- 一個黑幫... - 等等,這只是理論上的結論 - A gang... - Hang on, these are just theories.
例如那個幪面人 他看起來就像個普通的醉漢 For instance the masked man we saw. He looks like a regular drunk.
我不覺得有什麼黑社會 I don't think it's a gang at all.
嗨 葛倫.我想和你談談 Hi, G枚ran. I need to talk to you.
靠在車上,快點 Get against the car. Come on.
- 兩腿分開,身上帶著什麼? - 沒事的 班尼 - Spread them. Got anything on you? - It's okay, Benny.
上車 葛倫 Get in, G枚ran.
- 你很緊張? - 是的... - Are you nervous? - Yes...
為什麼緊張? Why are you nervous?
最近有一起雜貨店竊案,你知道嗎? There was a burglary at the grocery store. You know about it?
- 一包香腸... - 那是因為...因為魚竿 - A packet of sausages... - That's because... the fishing rod.
- 什麼魚竿? - 魚竿就是... 哦,完了... - What fishing rod? - The fishing rod when I... Oh, shit...
我可能又喝醉了... Now I've gone and done it again...
- 你是不是想讓我們用叉子叉你的蛋蛋? - 快說 葛倫 - You want us to skewer your balls? - Come on, G枚ran.
- 快點,告訴我們 葛倫! - 不,那只是... - Come on, tell us. G枚ran! - No, it's...
你吃過燒烤吧? 火一定要旺才行 Haven't you ever barbecued? You have to prepare it well.
很好, 我們就把你做成烤乳豬 That's fine, you'll burn down the whole stand.
很好... Yes...
非常好. That's good.
- 你們幹什麼去了?! - 沒什麼 - What the hell are you doing?! - Nothing.
垃圾桶著火了 我們是過去試著滅火的 The bin was burning and we tried to put it out.
住手吧,我們剛和葛倫聊過了 所以住手吧 你們要裝到什麼時候 Stop it. We've spoken to G枚ran, so cut it out! What are you up to?
我們這樣做也是為了你們 我們只是想保住警局 We're doing it for your sakes too. We just want to keep the station.
- 你之前為什麼不說? - 我們想在犯罪數據上做點突破 - Why didn't you say anything? - We wanted to boost statistics.
- 你怎麼知道我們願意這麼做? - 我們想給你們一個驚喜 - What you think we want? - We wanted to surprise you.
- 你們信不過我們嗎,佛克知道這事嗎? - 不知道 - Don't you trust us? Does Folke know? - No.
火著得太大了,我說... It's catching here...
偷點香腸就能突破犯罪數據?! 你什麼都做不好 雷索! Boost statistics by stealing sausages? You can't do anything right, Lasse!
天啊,真的著火了! God, it's burning!
這點小屁火算什麼,要做就來個大突破! If we're going to boost statistics, go for it. What's this shitty little fire?!
- 對不起,但是現在 - 是真的著火了 - Sorry, but now you know. - It's really burning.
- 為什麼要燒 尚內的熱狗攤? - 我們只是想隨便燒點什麼... - Why you burning Janne's stand? - We wanted to burn something...
通知消防局 這裡還有瓦斯筒哩! Call the fire department, there're gas canisters in there!
- 瓦斯筒? - 媽的! - Gas canisters? - Shit!
- 爆炸了嗎? - 不知道,我沒聽見... - Did it explode? - I don't know, I didn't hear...
混蛋...! 我們以後要去哪裡吃午餐? Shit...! Where're we going to eat lunch now?
請不要越過警界線 謝謝合作,謝謝 Please respect the exclusion zone. Thank you. Thanks.
- 真是悲劇啊 尚內 - 是啊 - It's sad, Janne. - Yes.
- 你知道誰有本事搞這樣 - 你什麼意思? - You know who could have done it? - What do you mean?
- 看起來非常專業 你有仇家? - 沒 - It looks professional. Any enemies? - Not as far as I know.
- 你有欠人錢嗎? - 我欠我鄰居150塊 - Any debts? - I owe my neighbour 150 crowns.
她不會因為這個就放火的 But she wouldn't do this.
找找,一定有什麼線索... Search...
手法太專業了 我才不信沒有黑手黨參與 It looks professional. It wouldn't surprise me if the mafia were behind it.
嗨 你好... 我能問些問題嗎? Hello! Hello... could I ask some questions?
等一等... 出去 Wait a bit... Out.
我的天 阿妮達 這兒真是一團糟 Damn, Agneta, now the press is here.
- 阿妮達... 我找到點東西 - 這是啥玩意兒? - Agneta... I found something here. - What is it?
不清楚 看起來有點像雷管啥的 I don't know, it looks like a detonator or something.
把它帶回去研究 呃 記得要先拍張照片做記錄 Take it in for analysis. Make sure you get a photo first.
但是...但是 那是我的 煎餅器啊 But that's my waffle iron!
在這種恐怖行動中 他們會把炸彈偽裝成任何樣子 These days, things like that can look like anything.
聽我念: "從田園詩到地獄的日子裡 我們從沒看過這景象 Listen: "We've never seen anything like it. From idyll to inferno in days."
根據警察的說法,這絕對是個黑幫行動 '弗萊迪表態說:我同意這個說法'" "According to the police it's a gang. 'I agree', says Fredriksson."
- 這是第一篇報導 - 親愛的弗萊迪 被人逼上梁山 - The first page. - Lucky Fredriksson is so dumb.
- 但是這是我們該死的轉機啊 - 真是太好了... - It's bloody good for us. - It's really good...
班尼, 你知不知道你在幹嘛 Benny, what the hell are you doing?
根據我的判斷,我是停車沒停好... Well, according to my calculations I should have ended up more there...
混蛋 班尼, 你開車真他媽像個同性戀! Shit Benny, you drive like a fucking cocksucker!
- 我們要逮捕他嗎? - 當然 - Shall we get him? - Let's get him.
我知道你們很忙... I see you're all very busy...
你們都看見的了 我們遠道而來的訪客_潔西卡 As you can see we have a new visit from Jessica Lindblad.
這裡發生了些怪事 我正想和你們談談這個問題 Strange things have occurred here and I'd like to talk to you about it.
可能的話,我們一個一個來 Individually, if possible.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
別太在意剛才班尼的舉動 他只是為了鼓舞士氣 Don't think about what you saw with Benny, it was just to raise morale.
沒事的... It's fine...
我給你打過很多次電話 你從來沒回 I tried calling you, but you haven't called back.
為什麼? Why haven't you?
你們10年來都沒有犯罪記錄 你怎麼解釋最近發生的事? You've had no crime here for 10 years. Can you explain recent events?
- 這真的只是巧合 - 巧合 - It's coincidence. - Coincidence.
我們工作的方式和別的警察不同 我們用美國式的方法 - We work a little differently. We work with an American method -
- 叫做 "防範未然" 我們提前走了一步 - called "Pre-Crime". We're a step ahead.
這影響了整個社會的局面 犯罪率現在正在上升 It affects the whole of society. Crime is on the increase.
- 也是巧合? - 不是,是黑幫 - Coincidence? - No, a gang.
- 任何事情都還會發生 像恐怖襲擊... - 你憑什麼這麼說? - It could be anything. The PKK... - What makes you think so?
他們知道警局要關門了,於是烽起雲湧 They knew the station was shutting down and moved in.
沒有警察 他們可以為所欲為 搶劫,殺人 什麼都來 With no police they can just steal and shoot or whatever.
這是因為我們資源緊缺 我們需要更多的警察 It's because we have bad resources. We need more police.
- 我們資源真的緊缺 - 我們真的需要更多的警察 - We have bad resources here. - I'd like to see more police.
你們還沒有抓到罪犯 能解釋一下為什麼嗎? You haven't caught the perpetrators. Can you explain why?
我曾經逮到過一個,但是他又跑了 I grabbed hold of one once, but he got away.
- 那次真的很玄 - 怎麼個玄法? - It's been quite close. - Close in what way?
- 他們一邊開槍一邊跑 - 槍戰?我看報告裡怎麼沒寫 - There've been chases with shots fired. - Shots? That's not in my papers.
是有一次瘋狂的槍戰 真的很誇張 There's been wild shooting here. It hasn't been fun.
那次實在打得天昏地暗 It's been really hot here.
我的手和腳都差點中槍了 I've almost been hit in both my hands and feet.
- 在哪裡發生這次槍戰的? - 小鎮北邊. - Where did the shooting occur? - To the north.
- 很好,我們明天可以去看看 - 是的,當然... - Good, we can take a look tomorrow. - Yes, sure...
恩... 沒問題 Sure... of course.
沒問題,我可以過來接你... Of course. I can maybe come by and pick you up...
不用了,我們還是在這兒碰頭吧 No, I think we'll meet up here.
這表有錄音功能 可以收集一些信息... It's one of those recording watches. So I can remember things...
瞭解... I see...
我錄了一些槍戰的實況 想聽嗎? I recorded some of the shooting. Want to hear?
謝謝 Thanks
嗨 潔西卡... Hey, Jessica...
- 你看見我的迪克了嗎? - 看見了 - Have you seen Dick? - Yes.
- 它... - 是啊,它真是可愛 - It's... - Yes, he's really cute.
等一等... Wait a bit...
關於後來發生的事 我向你道歉 我不是故意的 I really want to apologise for what happened last. I really didn't mean to.
是那個遊戲,你舉起你的手... 我那時候喝醉了 It's a game, you have to hold up your hand... I was drunk.
我不該找這個藉口,我知道... 那時候我打了你... I shouldn't blame it on that, but... that's what I'm doing...
好吧 Okay.
你好 我是潔西卡 來自... Hello, I'm Jessica Lindblad from the...
我知道,我知道... 早聞大名... I know, I know... The rumour circulates...
-他們都是好人,真的很好 -他們是好人,我們還一起打牌 - They're really nice, all of them. - They're nice. We play poker together.
-非常好的人,好得讓人難以置信 -你這兒遭小偷了 - Wonderful people. Fantastic. - You've had some theft here.
- 警察的協同運作如何? - 配合非常到位 - Has police collaboration been good? - Really nice collaboration.
看見那扇門了嗎? 他們就是從那裡進來的 You see that door there? They put it in.
看見那個風扇了嗎... 是他們一起修好的 Look at the fan... They did it.
我見雅各最多次... 他常帶著他的手銬來這裡 I meet Jacob most... when he walks here with his night stick.
他常常這樣嗎?帶著手銬來這邊... 為什麼? Does he do that often? Walk here with his night stick...? Why?
他的女兒常常在那邊玩 就是那個珍妮,躺在麥斯身上的那個 His daughter is playing over there. Jenny is the one lying on Max.
- 她真是個小流氓,像她爸一樣! - 班尼不喜歡芥末 - She's a little rowdy, just like dad! - Benny doesn't like mustard.
還有阿妮達,她總是要求很多 有一天她還來要烤洋蔥- And Agneta, she's too much. One day she wants grilled onions -
- 然後第二天 她又不要了! - and the next day she doesn't want grilled onions!
她說吃太多洋蔥會放很多屁 She says she gets gas if she has too much onion.
- 我上星期從班尼那裡贏了300塊 - 但是他了給我500 - I won 300 off Benny last week. - But, I took home 500.
- 要買點蔬菜嗎? - 不用 - Buy some vegetables? - No, it's fine.
- 我給你打五折? - 不用了,謝謝 - Half price? - No, thanks.
- 會打撲克牌嗎? - 不會,我想去其它地方看看 - Can you play poker? - No, but I'd like a bun if I may?
- 這個真好看,在哪買的? - 別人送的 - That's super! Where'd you buy it? - I was given it.
- 真是太好看了 - 謝謝 - Really super. - Thanks a lot.
- 這裡真不錯 - 是的 - This is fine. - Okay.
好槍法 That's good.
真準 Very good.
- 好了,夠了 - 小心 - Right. That's enough. - Watch out.
-我們不該太誇張 -我們告訴她這裡有過槍戰 - We shouldn't exaggerate this. - We said there was shooting.
- 夠了 - 再來幾槍,看你老師的 - It's enough. - Put in two shots.
看你老師,看你老師的老雞皮 操你全家就是你家
- 好了,這下可以了 - 你個王八蛋... - That's good. That's enough. - Fucking shit...
這裡是一號巡邏車 現在是09:12 - This is Patrol Car One. It is 09:12 -
- 我們現在去熱狗攤巡邏 - and we're heading to the hot-dog stand for inspection.
- 太好了,這兒正好有幾個人餓得要死 - 好的,收到,匯報完畢 - Good. There are buns here for later. - Okay, understood. Over and out.
幫我買點糖果... Buy some sugar for...
然後呢,你要幹嘛? So, what else do you do?
-你什麼意思? -是啊,你什麼意思? - What do you mean? - Yes, what do you mean?
- 我跟你說話了嗎? - 但是你的表達能力實在太糟糕了 - Did I speak to you? - But you're so incredibly unclear.
好大的狗膽? 說老娘表達不清? 活得不耐煩了 Who let you out your cage? Unclear? Coming from you?
說說這小子吧,他...屁都不會放 連說我愛你都不會! Says he! He's... he knows nothing. He can't even say he loves me!
真的,你覺得他長得像什麼? 真不知道這塊移動豬肉在這幹嘛? It's true! What does he look like? What's this pork here?
黑心阿扁的鮪魚肚 躺下來就變成一個備用輪胎 His belly looks like a stack of pancakes. Is it a spare tire if we get a flat?
她的乳房極度下垂... 看起來真是不可思議 Says she with the sagging tits... They look incredible.
就像兩條老木瓜,晃啊晃的... Like slack cones just hanging there, looking straight down...
潔西卡,跟我一起去洗澡 我讓你見識一下什麼叫完美 Listen... Jessica, come into the shower with me and you'll see. Perfect.
- 尚內 就站在這裡 - 在爆炸之前 - This is Janne's stand. - Before it was blown up.
- 你好嗎 尚內? - 還行 來點什麼... - How are you, Janne? - Well, one tries...
班尼,我能要回我的煎餅器嗎 Benny, could I get my waffle iron back?
不幸的是,現在不行,那是證物 Unfortunately it could take a while. It's evidence, so...
你幹嘛不用保險金買個餡餅烤爐? Why don't you get a pizza oven with the insurance money?
我還是做熱狗好了,我只會做熱狗 I'll stick to hot dogs. That's what I know best.
- 想來個熱狗嗎? - 不用了 - You want a hot dog? - I'm fine.
有人知道怎麼變成這樣的嗎? Anyone know how this happened?
根據我的判斷 ,槍戰就是從這裡開始的 According to my calculations, the shot must have come from there.
為什麼要用一個火箭筒 炸掉尚內的攤子 Why blow up Janne's stand with a grenade launcher?
轉移我們的注意力,在炸掉攤子的同時 - Diversionary tactic. They blow up the stand at the same time as they -
- 他們還計劃著別的事情,就像終極警探3 - plan something somewhere else. Die Hard 3.
好吧... Right. Okay...
這就是槍戰發生的地點 This is where the shooting took place.
你可以自己看,從這條中繼線開始 You can see for yourself here on the trunks.
怎麼回事,這麼精確? What happened, more precisely?
是這樣的 雷索和我站在這裡 我想... Well, Lasse and I stood over here. I think...
- You're not absolutely sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
- 班尼 和 阿妮達站在那邊 - 是的,我站在這裡 - Benny and Agneta stood here. - Yes, I stood here.
- 我站這裡. - 是的,就是這樣 - I stood here. - Yes, that's it.
- 然後呢? - 然後其它人站在那邊 - And then? - Then the others stood over there.
- 一共有多少人? - 我不是很清楚,但是... - And how many were there? - I'm not so sure of that, but...
- 他們有四五個人吧 - 不只 - There were four or five of them. - A few more.
- 我覺得是十個 - 十個? - There were more like about ten. - Ten?
有件事我不明白 如果你站在這裡開槍,他們還擊- One thing I don't get. If you stood here and shot there and they shot back -
- 為什麼那裡會有彈孔...還有那邊? - then how come there are bullet holes there... and there?
這個問題我來回答 I can answer that.
我們給那幫傢伙上了生動的一課 We gave those guys a real show.
其實不完全是那樣 但是... 差不多吧 It wasn't really like that, but... almost.
是吧 You don't say.
- 今天大家辛苦了 - 再見 - Thanks for today. - Goodbye.
我想問你些事情... Let me ask you something...
你他媽腦子進水了? 你覺得你是超人! 你不過是會個說話的大便 What the hell you doing? You think you're a super cop, you just talk shit!
什麼大便? 我這樣說很真實 What shit? It's meant to look real.
你覺得那是真實?! 你還想不想保住警局? You call that real?! You want to keep the station?
- 我當然想 - 閉嘴,她來了! - That's exactly what I want. - Shut up, she's coming!
- 祝你今天愉快 - 你們也一樣,再見 - Have a good day. - Same to you. Goodbye.
我真不明白 這傢伙怎麼了? I don't understand. What's up with him?
- 你也覺得我誇張了? - 也許有點過頭吧 - You also think I exaggerated? - It was maybe a bit much.
我這一次同意阿妮達小姐的說法 For once I'm ready to agree with Agneta.
- 這一次?你什麼意思 "這一次"? - 我已經準備好同意你的... - For once? What you mean "for once"? - I'm ready to agree...
- 我知道,但是你什麼意思? - 我的意思就是同意... - I heard that, but what do you mean? - I mean I agree...
就這一次,是吧... For once, but...
等等... 有些事情我必須澄清 Wait... There's one thing I must make clear.
好啊,是什麼? Good. What's going on here?
班尼是個好警察,但他有些時候會秀逗 他就是這麼一個人 Benny's a good cop, but he exaggerates sometimes. He's not really like that.
- 你覺得我很傻是吧? - 不,一點也不... - You think I'm stupid? - No, not at all...
我們也覺得最近發生的事情很奇怪 We also think what's happening here is weird.
很高興你能在這裡, 不管怎麼說... It's nice that you're here, anyway...
我想... 我一直在想... I thought... I was thinking...
最近發生的事情 對我們而言也是新的體驗 Everything that's happening here is quite new for us, too.
- 我們在工作,我們在調查 - 好吧... - We're working. We're investigating. - Okay...
然後我想說能不能一起去打保齡球? Then I also wondered if you wanted to go bowling?
- 保齡球... 如果你願意的話 - 什麼? - Bowling... if you feel like it. - What?
不,我什麼也沒說 No, I don't really know. See you.
- 嗨... - 啊? - Hey... - Yes?
- 我去 - 太好了 - I'll come with. - Okay.
- 我穿雙鞋 - 他們那裡有保齡球專用鞋 - I'll just put some shoes on. - They have bowling shoes there.
- 但是我不能光腳去啊 - 哦,當然 - I can't go barefoot. - No, of course.
該你了 You're up.
我說... 我覺得我們第一次見面的時候 - What's it...? I thought the first time we met we had -
- 你知道,聊得很開心,你的笑容... - you know, a good contact. You smiled and things.
- 我們打球的時候你能笑一下嗎? - 好啊 - Can't you smile when we're bowling? - Okay.
我知道一個笑話. 想聽嗎? 很好玩的 I know a funny story. You want to hear it? It's a thighslapper.
是這樣的, 從前有個農民住在教堂旁 Okay, there's a farmer that lives by the church up here.
他有一些羊,三不五時放出去溜一下 只是溜一下 He has some sheep that he goes out with sometimes. Just goes out with.
然後,有一天,一隻羊失蹤了 Anyway, one day one of the sheep disappeared.
然後牧師就過來了... Then when the priest arrived there to...
其實,你不能... Actually, you can't...
這個故事有趣的地方 就是和這牧師的長相有關的... You have to be from here to get it. It has to do with how the priest looks...
你還好嗎? 你還好嗎...? How are you? How are you...?
媽的,一定是那條跑道的問題 看見了嗎,只差一點 Shit, the lane must be faulty. Did you see, it was almost a strike?
- 你的手沒事吧 - 沒事,我們繼續吧... - How's your hand? - No problem. Let's continue...
- 疼嗎? - 沒問題的,我們繼續... - Does it hurt? - No problem, we can go on...
- 看起來不是小問題吧 - 真的沒事 - That doesn't look good. - It's fine.
- 你肯定? - 肯定... 該你了 - Are you sure? - Sure... It's your turn.
要很久才會好嗎? Will it be long before it's healed?
不會,但是你要一直帶著這個 幾個禮拜就好了 No, but keep it on for a few weeks and it'll soon be fine.
謝謝. Thanks.
- 怎麼樣? - 只是扭傷了 - How is it? - It's just a sprain.
謝謝你等我,你不必等我的 Thanks for waiting, it wasn't necessary.
- 我知道你人很好的,但是... - 沒事 - I mean it was nice of you, but... - No problem.
- 我正想去... - 我來幫你,沒事的 - I'm just going to... - I'll help you. It's fine.
真是太奇怪了, 一定是那條跑道的問題 It was really strange, the lane must have been faulty.
因為我滑倒的時候... 'Cause I slipped like that...
- 我們到了 - 好的 - And so we won. - Good.
今晚謝謝你,不錯,很有趣 Thanks for this evening, it was nice. It was fun.
- 是嗎,你認為很好? - 不是很好,有趣倒是真的... - Good. You think so? - Not that, but it was fun...
你還必須多多練習 你還沒有掌握打球的技巧 You'll have to practice. Haven't really got the hang of it.
好的,晚安,做個好夢. 噢, 對不起 對不起... Well, good night. Sleep well. Oh, sorry. Sorry...
我也忘了 I forgot as well.
- 做個好夢 - 你也是 - Sleep well. - You too.
聽著... Listen...
我只是想說... I just wanted to say that...
關於警局關門這件事 我一點也不覺得有趣 I don't think it's especially fun coming here and closing your station.
這不是我的本意,我希望你們明白 I really don't enjoy doing it and I want you to know that.
我明白... 我們只是在努力做好本份工作 Really, I understand... You're just trying to do your job.
我知道有些方面 我沒有你們做的這麼好... I know that I was a little short with you and things...
你們要... 我不知道下一步該怎麼做 But you have to be... I don't know how else to tackle the situation.
- 但如果我不繼續我的工作的話... - 我明白 - If I don't keep it up somehow. - I really understand.
- 我希望你能睡個好覺 - 是的... - I hope you can sleep now. - Yes...
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
- 再見 - 好的,做個好夢 - See you. - Yes. Sleep well.
- 謝謝,再見 - 再見 - Thanks. Bye. - Bye.
起來! 兔子!兔子! Up! Rabbit! Rabbit!
兔子!喂? Rabbit! Hello?
- 喂,是警察局嗎? - 暫時還是 - Hello, is that the police? - For a while, anyway.
俺現在在山裡的小屋,俺綁架了一個孩子 俺要一百萬 I'm at the lodge and I've kidnapped a child. I want a million crowns.
喂? Hello?
喂, 我是阿康 Hello, this is H氓kan.
我接到一個電話,有個傢伙說 他綁架了一個孩子 I got a call from a man who says he's kidnapped a child at the lodge.
他的聲音聽起來很憤怒 He sounded really angry.
我覺得你們要盡快趕過去 It would be good if you could go there pretty fast.
你們聽著 他可能持有武器,所以要小心 If anyone's listening, keep it quiet as there could be weapons involved.
我覺得你們兩台巡邏車 都該趕過去 But you others in patrol car one and two, you must go straight away.
我們馬上出發,完畢 We're there in three minutes. Over and out.
我們收到,兔子 Thanks. Rabbit!
- 我還會待上一點時間,工作還沒完 - 是嗎? - I'll be staying on, I'm not finished. - Really?
- 嗯,有些事情... - 喂 - No, there are some things... - Hello.
我當時在和迪克玩"兔子"遊戲 然後電話響了 I was with Dick doing "rabbit" and the phone rang...
- 說重點 阿康 - 路上跟你說,走吧! - Get to the point, H氓kan. - I'll tell you on the way. Come on!
- 看見什麼了嗎? - 一個屁都沒有 - You see anything? - Not a damn.
- 怎麼了? - 我們小心為妙 - What's up? - Let me take care of it.
我們願意合作,但是我們得先看看孩子 We're willing to co-operate, but we want to see the child first.
- 阿妮達,你知道該怎麼做嗎? - 不知道 - Agneta, you know about this? - No.
我們願意合作,但是我們得先看看孩子 We're willing to co-operate, but we want to see the child first.
- 你知道那是誰嗎? - 不知道 - You know who it is? - No.
- 一共有多少人? - 不知道 - How many are there? - Don't know.
俺要一百萬,要不事情可就麻煩囉 I want a million, or it'll get fucked up!
班尼,把那個遞給我 Benny, give me that.
好的,但是我們需要時間去籌錢 Okay, but we need time to get the money.
我們需要你保證不會傷害那個孩子 And we want an assurance that nothing will happen to the child.
- 我靠!俺才不保證不出啥事 - 我靠!俺才不保證不出啥事 - Fuck you, there's no assurance here! - Fuck you, there's no assurance here!
- 你們這群蠢豬,俺要把你們全部趕滾! - 你們這群蠢豬,俺要把你們全部趕滾! - Fucking pigs, I'll blow you away! - Fucking pigs, I'll blow you away!
- 說夠了沒有,你個白癡,你聽起來... - 說夠了沒有,你個白癡... - That's enough, idiot, you sound... - That enough, idiots!
- 你們認出他了? - 沒 - 沒 - 白癡啊你,別說出來! - You recognise him? - Idiot, don't say that!
- 咱們進去了,咱們進去了 - 咱們進去了,你們這幫蠢豬 - We're going in, we're going in! - We're going in, fucking pigs!
俺要一百萬,否則出什麼事你們負責 I want a million, or it'll get fucked up!
他看起來精神失常了,特種部隊多久能到 He seems deranged. How fast can we get a special unit here?
- 你在想什麼 阿康? - 我不知道 - What do you think, H氓kan? - I don't know.
- 沒主意 - 立刻聯繫雷貝佳! - No idea. - Contact R氓berga now!
- 我該找誰 安德斯? - 紅隊長! - Who do I call? Anders? - Holmblad.
喂? 這裡是侯伯鎮警察局 Hello? This is H枚gbotr盲sk police station.
我是侯伯鎮警察局的阿康 This is H氓kan from H枚gbotr盲sk police station.
- 我們不能等下去了 雅各 掩護我 - 別 班尼 等等 - We can't wait. Jacob, back me up. - No, Benny, wait!
沒事的,我要進去... It's okay, I'm going in...
- 班尼 回來 - 沒事的,我很冷靜 - Benny, come back! - It's okay! I'm cool!
- 我們現在怎麼辦 - 過來,守在這裡 - What do we do now? - Come here. Stand there.
班尼,看看他 沒用的人 他放棄了 Benny, look at him. He's a fucking wimp. He's giving it away.
沒用的,他太緊張了 我們應該找別人來演... It's not working. He's nervous. We should have gotten someone else...
閉嘴 沒時間了 過來搶我的槍 把槍放在這裡 放在這裡 Keep quiet, we don't have time. Grab me. Put the gun here. Put it here.
- 嗨,我來看看這玩意... - 麥克 住手,現在不行... - Hey, let me check it out... - Mike, stop it, not now...
- 好的,把它放在桌上 - 我不想幹了... - Okay, put it on the table. - I want my vodka...
葛倫,照我說的做 麥克 過來 放輕鬆 G枚ran, do what I say. Mike! Come here. Okay, take it easy.
好的,我們要出去了 Okay, we're coming out!
我用我自己交換了小孩! 我用我自己交換了小孩! I'm exchanging myself for the child! I'm exchanging myself for the child!
快跑,場面已經得到控制 Run! The situation is under control!
重複,場面已經得到控制 我們在談判,保持冷靜 I repeat. The situation is under control. We're negotiating. Stay calm!
- 你沒事吧 - 剛才真的嚇死我了... - How are you? - It was really heavy in there...
等等,這孩子受驚了 我來照顧他 Wait, the boy is shocked, I'll take care of him.
- 除了班尼和葛倫還有其它人嗎 - 沒了 葛倫演的真他媽的糟透了... - Any others beside Benny and G枚ran? - No. G枚ran is blowing it...
得到控制? 他在幹嘛? 他怎麼才能控制局面 Under control? What's he doing? How's he going to get out of this?
- 我也演的不好... - 回家找你老爸 - I was bad, man... - Go home to dad.
- 不,我想看些動作場面... - 回家找你老爸! - No, I want to see some action... - Go home to dad!
- 阿康 他們來了嗎? - 來了 - H氓kan, are they coming? - Yes.
- 誰啊? - 特種部隊 - Who? - Special forces.
- 來幹嘛 - 他們來...我通知了洪隊長 - What for? - They're going to... I called Holmberg.
- 雅各,你在幹嘛? - 你他媽的要幹嘛? - Jacob, what you doing? - What the hell are you up to?
什麼情況? What have we here?
- 為什麼你什麼也不說 - 你說的我考慮過了 - Why didn't you say anything? - I thought about what you said.
我知道我在樹林說的很誇張 我剛做了一些有說服力的事情 I know I exaggerated in the forest. I've fixed something more believable.
- 這麼簡單嗎... 不? - 有說服力? - This'll work easy... No? - Believable?
- 局面已經的到控制了 - 控制? - It's under control. - Control?
特種部隊已經來了,他們怎麼控制 The special forces are on the way, what about them?
- 疑犯有聯繫你們嗎? - 是的,疑犯很瘋狂... - Any contact? - Yes, the perpetrator is deranged...
是嗎,就怕他不瘋狂? 謝謝,這裡我們接管了 Really, who the hell isn't? Thanks, we'll take over here.
三角洲小組 立即編隊 第一小組 雷宏,完成! Delta formation, now! First group! Reinholm, Alp!
- 嗨! 強生 - 好多警察啊... - Johnsson, Hay! - What a lot of police...
第二小組 弗萊迪, 阿森, 彼得森! 去那邊 Second group! Fredriksson, 脜kesson, Petterson! Down over there!
有必要整這麼多人嗎 佛克? Should there be so many, Folke?
肥奇, 杜邦, 林奇! 掩護我們 Feucht, Djupan, Lindqvist! Stay back!
你的豬腦子現在在想什麼 你該做個計劃 What the hell were you thinking of now? You must have a plan!
我在想... I'm thinking...
慢慢靠近 Closer, thanks!
很好 守住那裡 That's good! Maintain positions!
- 你綁架了一個孩子,現在呢 - 那是麥克的主意! - You kidnapped a kid, now what?! - It was just Mike!
- 我不知道他們都來了 - 如果是麥克又有什麼不同! - I didn't know they'd all come. - What difference if it's Mike!
- 你有個計劃,你屁都不知道... - 我至少有個計劃,你和雷索連計劃都沒有 - You have a plan, you know nothing... - I have a plan! You and Lasse didn't!
- 我們有著完美的計劃 - 就像炸掉熱狗攤? - We had great plan! - The hot dog stand?!
那次不算,其它的都不錯 That was too much, but the rest was great.
- 別他媽吵了行不行 - 誰他媽的在吵了? - Stop fucking shouting! - Who the fuck is shouting?
別打了 別打了 Stop fighting! Stop fighting!
你他媽到底在做什麼! 叫他們別開槍了 What the fuck are you doing?! Get them to stop!
這案子只值一瓶伏特加和兩根釣竿! A case of vodka and two fishing rods for this!
叫他們停下,都停下 Get them to stop! Terminate!
- 停火!停火! - 你到底在幹嘛 你這個白癡 - Cease firing! Cease firing. - What the hell are you doing you idiot!
我們有個警察也在裡面 你再對警察開槍 - I've got one of my policemen in there! You open fire on my policemen again -
- 我就殺了你,明白嗎? - and I'll kill you! Understood?!
全部待命 沒有命令不許開槍! Everyone await orders. No weapons to be discharged!
聽著,放輕鬆 我知道在這麼大的壓力下 很難做出決定 Listen, take it easy. It can get like this when you are under stress.
-是的,但是現在情況很複雜 -是的我明白 - Yes, but right now it's difficult. - Yes, I understand.
- 你叫什麼名字? - 我叫阿剛 - What's your name? - My name is Gunnar.
我叫阿康... 是的,我明白 我理解,我感同身受 I'm H氓kan... Yes, I know, I understand. I really do know.
換個角度想一下 你是反恐小組的領隊 - But there is another side to it as well. You're the leader of a SWAT team -
- 你是憑實力得來的 這不僅僅是個虛名... - you fill your vest, not only literally...
...你是很有才能的... ...you are talented...
我覺得少了些東西 You know, I think something's missing here.
少了一個擁抱 A hug is missing.
輕鬆點 我們要出去了 Take is easy, we're coming out the house!
再說一次,我們要出去了 I repeat, we're coming out the house!
我們現在出來了 We are now out of the house!
待命,全體待命 Stand by, everyone... Stand by.
嗨!我是班尼... Hi, Benny...
靠,這幫忍者神龜 嗨,我們是同事,沒事的... Shit, cool vests. Hi, we're colleagues, it's fine...
好的,上車,快點... Okay, to the cars. Let's go, let's go...
我靠 這幫該死的 Fuck it, fucking special force pricks!
我要我的釣竿, 還有我的伏特加... I should have had my fishing rod, and I should have had vodka, too...
現在都沒有了... 靠... 我本來已經拿到一瓶伏特加的 Now it's gone to hell... shit... I should have had one vodka.
然後是釣魚竿 告訴他我還沒拿到 Then the fishing rod, tell him I haven't got it yet!
- 幫我換擋 - 我的手!慢點!疼死了! - Help me shift gear. - My hand! Take it easy, it hurts!
四檔! Fourth gear!
我是超屌的司機開著超屌的車 我開著超屌的車超死你們
靠,你看見了嗎,太酷了 -小心 Shit, you see that? Fucking cool! - Watch out!
- 你在幹嘛 - 這叫飛車追逐 - What you doing?! - It's a car chase.
- 飛車追逐? 沒人在追我們啊 - 我在試圖拉遠距離! - Car chase? No one's chasing us! - I'm going for the right!
- 你在哪裡考的駕照? - 我是超人警察班尼 - Where'd you get your licence? - I'm Benny the cop.
你他媽的到底在幹嘛 What the fuck you doing?!
慢慢來! Take it easy!
- 你的頭髮怎麼了? - 沒事 - What's up with your hair? - Nothing.
- 沒事? 你是一個... - 閉嘴! - Nothing? You're fucking... - Stop it!
- 你帶的是假髮? - 什麼?才不是 - Have you got a wig? - What? No way.
- 天啊 雅各 別告訴其他人 - 好的 - Damnit, Jacob, don't tell anyone. - No.
別告訴其他人 你要說了沒人會喜歡我了... Don't tell anyone. No one will like me...
- 好吧... - 不,我什麼也沒看見... - Yes... - No. I don't know anything...
我不想再當警察了 我做不好 我真沒用 I don't want to be a policeman anymore. I can't do it, I'm useless.
連開個車都開不好 Can't fucking even drive a car properly.
我只是個死禿驢 苦惱的懦夫... I'm just a fucking bald, miserable wimp...
別這樣,大家都喜歡你 只是現在不是討論這個的時候 Come on, everyone likes you. It's just not the time to discuss it now.
看看你這鳥樣 帶上你的假髮 我們走 Look at you! Take your hair and let's go.
- 我的頭髮呢? - 那裡 - Where's my hair? - There.
不要給其它人說,等等... Don't say anything. Wait a bit...
求你忘了這件事 Just fucking forget it.
班尼 我想... Benny, I have to.
等等 雅各 等等 Jacob, wait a bit. Jacob...
- 雅各 你等一下 - 幹嘛啊 - Jacob, wait a bit. - What the hell?
我的肚子痛 Damn... It feels like I got some shit with my belly.
- 我要挫個賽 - 你瘋了嗎! - I have to shit. - You crazy?
等等,真的凍未條,我真的凍未條了 Wait, I have to. I can't help it.
我們在被人追趕,你卻要挫個賽 好個賽亞人! We're being chased and you want to shit?! You nuts?
等等!如果你不讓我挫出來 我就邊跑邊拉在你身上 Wait. If I don't do it now, I'll shit on us both while running.
- 幹! - 我真的凍未條了 - Fuck! - I have to!
那就拉吧 Shit, then!
- 對了,鑰匙呢 - 在車裡 - Where're the keys? - In the car.
幹,在車裡是吧... Fuck, in the car...
幫幫我啊,你個混蛋 Help a little, damnit!
拉我一把 Lift me up.
- 有什麼情況嗎? - 真他媽太安靜了 - Anything happening? - It's so fucking quiet.
- 你唱個歌吧? - 得了,我才不唱! - Can't you sing? - Cut it out. Never!
求你了,唱個歌吧 Come on, sing. Please.
... 你的眼睛...在我眼裡... ... your eyes... on mine...
- 還有月光... - 天堂裡的上帝啊... - And the moon... - God in heaven...
我們要進入叢林了,快點快點 Okay, into the forest everyone. Move, move!
保持安靜,注意周圍 Calmly and carefully!
-你有草紙嗎 -操你個草紙 - You got any paper? - You nuts?
- 我能用你手上的繃帶嗎 - 用你自己的老龜毛 - Can I use your bandage? - Use your hair instead.
隨便吧 給你...快點 Whatever. Here... come on!
你手往下一點, 我勾不著 往屁股這裡伸一點...我要擦屁屁! Stretch a little. Fuck, I can't reach. You're on the cheek... I want the arse.
我靠,這該死的螞蟻... Shit, fucking ant...
我真不知道該說什麼... I don't really know what to say...
警局準備打烊了,你們早就知道的 The station will be closed, as you already know.
我無法左右這個決定 I can't do anything about that decision.
我已經對這裡發生的所有事情做了報告 I've concluded my report on the events in this town.
我能問一下... Can I ask...
- 是每件事都包括了嗎... - 是的,每個細節 - Is everything included in... - Yes, everything has been noted.
- 我們的綽號...? - 我已經報告過了 - Our names...? - You've already asked.
我們會被趕走嗎? Will we be put away for this?
那真是我們要接受的... That's what we'll do with that...
我希望你們以後一切都好,不論做什麼 I wish you all the best with everything you do, whatever it is.
再見 Goodbye.
我們只是想增加犯罪統計的數據 We just tried to boost statistics.
- 謝謝 - 別客氣 - Nice of you. - Pleasure, no problem.
廚房裡還有一些奇異果蛋糕 如果有人想吃... There's still some Kiwi cake in the kitchen if anyone wants it.
好的 迪克 盡情的幹譙吧 上帝啊,我說... Good, Dick, give them hell! Christ, come on...!
雖然這件事無法改變 但我們還擁有彼此啊 Look at it positively, we have each other. Huh?
- 班尼? - 什麼?我不知道... - Benny? - What? I don't know...
阿妮達? Agneta?
- 雷索 別這樣 - 幹嘛? - Lasse, come on! - What?
好吧... Well...
我有一個主意,聽起來很蠢 但我想了好久了 I have an idea. It may sound stupid, but I've been thinking it over.
我覺得很好,是個該死的好主意 It's good, it's actually damn good.
我覺得我們可以... I think we should...
- 不...! - 這樣做一定能行 - No...! - That's damn good!
(三個月後) THREE MONTHS LATER
"披薩特警" Pizza Police.
他們已經出發了 5分鐘,最多10分鐘就到 They're on their way. Five minutes, ten at the most.
- 我只收了60塊,他們沒有零錢了 - 今天生意真好... - Only 60, they had no change. - There are a lot today...
- 麵要好好揉... - 你可以的!地球人都知道 - You have to knead it well... - You can! Even my dad knows this!
還有四個要送 送給一個叫 Pk強生的 These four have to go, to someone called Pyk Jonsson.
- 地址呢 - 等一下啊 - What's the address? - Hang on.
要一份"終極警探" , 一份"沉默羔羊" 三份"第一滴血" 都要加多點起司 I've got a Die Hard, a Scarface and three Rambo with extra cheese.
- 馬上就好 - 今天大家都愛吃第一滴血,不可思議 - It's on the way. - Loads of Rambos today. Incredible.
- 雷索, 把起司給我放下 - 我只是試試它新不新鮮 - Lasse, lay off the cheese! - Just checking it's fresh.
- 葛倫 麵團 - 還要很多麵團 - G枚ran, dough! - More dough!
- ...然後是一客"沉默羔羊" - 這個是"美國殺人魔"...? - ...and a Scarface. - This American Psycho...?
- 有人點了這個嗎 - 很少有人點這個 - Does anyone ever order it? - Hardly ever.
- 這是個名字還是...? - 嗨... - Is it the name or is it...? - Hi...
嗨 Hi.
- 你來這幹什麼? - 我剛好路過 - What are you doing here? - I was just passing by.
我現在在衛生署工作 我來是要關閉這個披薩店的 I work for the health authorities now and I'm here to close this pizzeria.
- 這麼慘?! - 非常慘... - Tragic! - Very...
- 我開玩笑的 - 噢... - I'm kidding. - Oh...
- 要來點披薩嗎? - 我看還是算了吧 - You want a pizza? - I don't dare.
我知道你想吃哪一種 我給你準備一份_特別雅各 I know exactly which one you want. I'll give you a Jacob Special.
好吧... Okay...
- 超多起司 - 沒問題 - With extra cheese. - Okay, I'll give it a try.
再見 Bye.
千萬不要 永遠不要和警察班尼作對!
班尼 醒醒啊 白癡 Benny, wake up damnit!
原翻譯製作:la_start 校定製作:hse
Translation: Alexander Keiller