1 00:00:33,845 --> 00:00:36,356 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:46,871 JAKE: Babla-babla babla-babla-baloo! 3 00:00:46,938 --> 00:00:50,621 FINN: Stunts! [GRUNTS] 4 00:00:50,689 --> 00:00:55,510 Hyah! [GRUNTS] 5 00:00:55,578 --> 00:01:00,199 [GROANS] [GRUNTING] 6 00:01:00,266 --> 00:01:02,409 Yeah! JAKE: Yo, Finn! 7 00:01:02,477 --> 00:01:05,724 Look what I found! A vertical trampoline! 8 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:07,968 [GRUNTS] [CREAK! CREAK!] 9 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,346 It's sticky. FINN: Dude, it's a spider 10 00:01:10,414 --> 00:01:11,886 web. JAKE: Ohhh. 11 00:01:11,953 --> 00:01:14,665 Well, cut me out, yo! FINN: No way. 12 00:01:14,733 --> 00:01:16,775 I'll stunt you out! Whaaah! 13 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,253 [SPLAT!] I was thinking something else 14 00:01:19,321 --> 00:01:21,396 would happen. JAKE: You got anything sharp? 15 00:01:21,465 --> 00:01:24,276 FINN: The only sharp thing I had were my fingernails, but 16 00:01:24,344 --> 00:01:26,921 you made me cut them. JAKE: They were too long, 17 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:29,567 Finn. [SCRATCHING] 18 00:01:29,635 --> 00:01:30,840 [RIP!] JAKE: Aaaaah! 19 00:01:30,908 --> 00:01:33,318 You broke the skin, dude! FINN: I guess my fingernails 20 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:38,408 are really lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng! JAKE: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 21 00:01:38,476 --> 00:01:40,485 FINN: Oh, yeah. Sorry. 22 00:01:40,553 --> 00:01:42,895 JAKE: It's cool, man. FINN: Can you stretch us out 23 00:01:42,963 --> 00:01:44,804 of here? JAKE: Hmph! 24 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,382 Hmphhhhh! Humphhh! 25 00:01:47,451 --> 00:01:51,468 Aghh! [PANTING] 26 00:01:51,536 --> 00:01:54,683 [YAWNS] I'm gonna take a nap while you 27 00:01:54,751 --> 00:01:57,797 grow out your fingernails. We'll make our escape when I 28 00:01:57,865 --> 00:02:01,247 wake up. [SNORING] 29 00:02:01,315 --> 00:02:05,198 You'll never escape! We will all die in the web! 30 00:02:05,266 --> 00:02:08,480 That's the circle of life. FINN: That's not a circle. 31 00:02:08,548 --> 00:02:12,064 That's, like...A straight line. We don't make the rules, man. 32 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:14,173 FINN: Well, don't just give up. 33 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:16,551 JAKE: [SNORING] And you're walking too fast. 34 00:02:16,618 --> 00:02:19,162 You know I can't... BOTH: The spiders are back! 35 00:02:19,231 --> 00:02:22,880 Try to stay calm. Greet your fate with dignity. 36 00:02:22,948 --> 00:02:27,066 BOTH: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! FINN: We got to go, Jake! 37 00:02:27,134 --> 00:02:29,008 JAKE: [SNORING] FINN: [GRUNTING] 38 00:02:29,076 --> 00:02:30,381 Jake! So, what? 39 00:02:30,449 --> 00:02:32,691 You're not talking to me now? No. 40 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:37,246 I'm just tired from setting traps all day solo style. 41 00:02:37,314 --> 00:02:40,495 Why are you mad? I just said I was tired. 42 00:02:40,563 --> 00:02:42,637 But you're acting like you're mad. 43 00:02:42,706 --> 00:02:45,685 I'm not mad! Oh, look -- food... 44 00:02:45,753 --> 00:02:48,331 That I caught. FINN: [GRUNTING] 45 00:02:48,398 --> 00:02:51,110 In my web. For us. 46 00:02:51,178 --> 00:02:54,525 FINN: [GRUNTING] I spin webs, too, ed. 47 00:02:54,594 --> 00:02:57,909 Yeah, I know. I try just as hard as you. 48 00:02:57,976 --> 00:03:00,520 FINN: Hmm? Well, go ahead, then. 49 00:03:00,588 --> 00:03:04,305 Wrap them up for laters. What's wrong, Barb? 50 00:03:04,372 --> 00:03:06,112 FINN: What's going on there, Jake? 51 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:08,725 JAKE: [SNORING] I can't! 52 00:03:08,793 --> 00:03:11,806 You think I'm gross when I spin my web! 53 00:03:11,873 --> 00:03:14,149 What?! I could see it on your face! 54 00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:16,561 Tell me that you don't! Uh... 55 00:03:16,628 --> 00:03:22,287 I...Uh...Um... You tell me you don't find me 56 00:03:22,355 --> 00:03:24,464 gross! [VOICE BREAKING] Oh, get 57 00:03:24,532 --> 00:03:27,946 stuffed, ed! [CRYING] 58 00:03:28,014 --> 00:03:31,463 Barb! [SIGHS] 59 00:03:31,531 --> 00:03:35,917 FINN: You guys are sad. [CREAK!] 60 00:03:35,984 --> 00:03:37,658 [FARTING] Ugh! 61 00:03:37,726 --> 00:03:40,337 What is that sound? Sick, dude! 62 00:03:40,405 --> 00:03:43,719 She makes that sound, too? Yeah, I guess, but she never 63 00:03:43,787 --> 00:03:46,432 does it in front of me. [SPLAT!] 64 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,642 Anyway, it's not gross when guys do it. 65 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:51,488 FINN: Dude, that's not cool. You need to think about what you 66 00:03:51,557 --> 00:03:53,196 say and how that affects your lady. 67 00:03:53,265 --> 00:03:56,546 How about how she affects me? I love her, man. 68 00:03:56,613 --> 00:03:59,726 JAKE: [SNORING] Hmm...Huh? 69 00:03:59,794 --> 00:04:01,033 Hmph! [YAWNS] 70 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,108 Oh, snap. How long was I out? 71 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:07,294 Can someone tell me why we fight -- why she treats me like 72 00:04:07,363 --> 00:04:10,777 all I do is make her feel bad? Tell me, glob. 73 00:04:10,845 --> 00:04:14,896 Why don't you ever answer me?! It's hard to step outside of 74 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:19,853 yourself when you're enmeshed with another being. 75 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,096 Oh, grod! It's over! It's over! 76 00:04:22,164 --> 00:04:23,938 Aaaaaaaah! FINN: Wait! 77 00:04:24,006 --> 00:04:25,746 What? [WHIMPERING] 78 00:04:25,814 --> 00:04:27,923 FINN: Ummmmm... [CRYING] 79 00:04:27,991 --> 00:04:31,774 FINN: Right now, we got to real-talk about your girlfriend. 80 00:04:31,842 --> 00:04:34,085 I don't real-talk with my food. 81 00:04:34,153 --> 00:04:36,731 FINN: Uh... [GRUNTS] 82 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,577 We real-talk now, or you're gonna be as single as your 83 00:04:39,644 --> 00:04:41,687 stinky web squirter! Yeah, right. 84 00:04:41,755 --> 00:04:43,864 You just want to get out of my web. 85 00:04:43,931 --> 00:04:46,475 All you food ever want to do is escape. 86 00:04:46,543 --> 00:04:50,427 Y'all is always like in cahoots, making plans not to be food. 87 00:04:50,495 --> 00:04:53,207 FINN: I'm not in cahoots. So, okay. 88 00:04:53,275 --> 00:04:56,522 Eat your friend here. [WINGS BUZZING] 89 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,531 FINN: Okay. No, Finn! What?! 90 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,741 Where is your heart?! Look inside yourself! 91 00:05:00,809 --> 00:05:03,186 This isn't you! FINN: I'm gonna fake-eat you, 92 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:05,128 man. Oh. Word. 93 00:05:05,196 --> 00:05:08,778 N-o-o-o-o-o-o! FINN: [CHOMPING] 94 00:05:08,846 --> 00:05:11,223 Oh, my guts! My guts everywhere! 95 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:14,271 Ohhhh! How could you?! Aaaaah! 96 00:05:14,338 --> 00:05:16,949 Okay, man. You've earned my trust. 97 00:05:17,018 --> 00:05:19,193 So let's do this. Real-talk me, bro. 98 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:22,308 FINN: [MUFFLED] Okay, first off, then, how you're going 99 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:24,886 about this isn't working. Am I right? 100 00:05:24,954 --> 00:05:27,532 [SIGHS DEEPLY] Yeah. 101 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,880 It's not working. My way sucks. 102 00:05:30,948 --> 00:05:32,756 FINN: Cool. Now we got to do damage 103 00:05:32,824 --> 00:05:35,535 control -- healing the negs energy at the source. 104 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:38,515 Yes, heal the negsergies in me. 105 00:05:38,584 --> 00:05:45,648 FINN: All right, uh... JAKE: [WHISPERING] 106 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:48,897 FINN: Go find Barb a present. That'll fix the first neg. 107 00:05:48,964 --> 00:05:51,074 Can you do that? Yeah, I can find her a 108 00:05:51,141 --> 00:05:53,350 present, if you think that'll help. 109 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:55,996 I don't think it will. But what do I know? 110 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,780 I'm just a big ol' dummy who does everything wrong. 111 00:05:59,849 --> 00:06:01,221 FINN: Ptoo! Wheeeeee! 112 00:06:01,288 --> 00:06:04,100 FINN: You're free-e-e-e-e! Ugh! 113 00:06:04,168 --> 00:06:06,377 FINN: Oh, man! JAKE: It's okay, Finn. 114 00:06:06,445 --> 00:06:08,789 You bought us some time. FINN: Yeah. Think fast. 115 00:06:08,856 --> 00:06:10,764 What can we use? 116 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:15,553 JAKE: There's nothing. Just a bunch of nature. 117 00:06:15,621 --> 00:06:18,969 [BIRDS CHIRPING] FINN: I have a dumb idea. 118 00:06:19,037 --> 00:06:21,514 [SIGHS] Get her a present. 119 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,561 [SIGHING] Hmph. When was the last time she got 120 00:06:24,629 --> 00:06:27,642 me a present? What would she want, anyways? 121 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:31,728 How do I know? We never talk. Geez, what happened to my life? 122 00:06:31,795 --> 00:06:35,010 All my friends are gone. They all got kids now. 123 00:06:35,077 --> 00:06:38,358 I don't have kids. All I have is Barb. 124 00:06:38,426 --> 00:06:42,912 And she [SOBBING] treats me like a-a dingus! 125 00:06:42,981 --> 00:06:46,261 [GASPS] Oh! Cool! 126 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,103 A sword! [SHING!] 127 00:06:48,171 --> 00:06:51,619 Wow! Neat! It's magic or something! 128 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:55,705 We can hang this up over our mantel and snuggle by the fire 129 00:06:55,773 --> 00:06:59,489 [LAUGHS] Like we -- like we used to! 130 00:06:59,556 --> 00:07:04,278 I'm gonna fix us, Barb! Fix us! 131 00:07:04,346 --> 00:07:06,856 JAKE: All right, one... Two... 132 00:07:06,924 --> 00:07:08,597 Three! FINN: [SPITS] 133 00:07:08,665 --> 00:07:10,373 Yo! What? FINN: Shoot! 134 00:07:10,441 --> 00:07:12,884 JAKE: Here comes another one. One, two, three! 135 00:07:12,952 --> 00:07:14,659 FINN: [SPITS] [WHISTLING] 136 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:18,242 My eyes! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 137 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:20,284 FINN: Ha ha! Yes! Finally! 138 00:07:21,926 --> 00:07:24,671 JAKE: Good job! Last chance for life. 139 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:26,915 Break out! FINN: [GRUNTING] 140 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:28,824 Yeah, you mommy! [WEB SNAPS] 141 00:07:28,893 --> 00:07:31,269 Hey! What's going on here? [BIRDS CHIRPING] 142 00:07:31,336 --> 00:07:32,440 FINN: Nothing. Aah! 143 00:07:32,509 --> 00:07:36,426 FINN: Oh! Crabapples! 144 00:07:36,494 --> 00:07:38,067 Where's ed? FINN: Oh. 145 00:07:38,135 --> 00:07:40,344 Uh, he's getting you an "I'm sorry" gift. 146 00:07:40,412 --> 00:07:43,057 JAKE: He feels crazy about making you cry. 147 00:07:43,124 --> 00:07:47,444 He does? Really? Barb! Barb! 148 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:50,323 Ed? Barb! Look! Damage control! 149 00:07:50,391 --> 00:07:53,773 Check it out! I wrapped it up and everything! 150 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:57,390 Oh, ed, I can't believe it! Yeah! Come on! Open it! 151 00:07:57,457 --> 00:08:01,140 I-I really just -- I-it's just so unlike you to -- 152 00:08:03,887 --> 00:08:05,761 what's this? It's a sword. 153 00:08:05,829 --> 00:08:08,373 I found it in the woods. In the woods?! 154 00:08:08,442 --> 00:08:11,455 Yeah. It's magical, though. Check out the blade! 155 00:08:11,522 --> 00:08:14,903 You got this for you, ed. No, I got it for us -- for 156 00:08:14,971 --> 00:08:18,152 snuggles by the fire! We are never gonna snuggles 157 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,329 until you learn to appreciate me! 158 00:08:20,397 --> 00:08:23,208 Oh, really? Well, I guess we're never gonna 159 00:08:23,276 --> 00:08:27,529 eat again, either, 'cause I catch the food and your butt is 160 00:08:27,596 --> 00:08:30,543 dysfunctional! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 161 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,021 Yaaaaah! Go! Run away, food! 162 00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:37,373 We don't need you, apparently! Just break up, you guys! 163 00:08:37,441 --> 00:08:41,091 Do it for you! Now what are you gonna eat? 164 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:44,674 Huh, Barb? I'm gonna eat you! 165 00:08:44,742 --> 00:08:49,631 FINN: Yo! That's wrong! Who ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-res?! 166 00:08:49,698 --> 00:08:52,644 [SHRIEKS] Aaah! 167 00:08:52,712 --> 00:08:55,457 Aaaaaaaah! JAKE: We're free! 168 00:08:55,525 --> 00:08:57,567 FINN: [PANTING] Aaaaaaaaaah! 169 00:08:57,635 --> 00:09:00,748 Eeee! Ohhhh! Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 170 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:04,700 No! No! No! Aah! JAKE: Oh, no. 171 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:07,847 You got that look on your face. You going back to help that 172 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,455 fool? FINN: His wife's gonna eat 173 00:09:09,523 --> 00:09:10,962 him! JAKE: Spider marriage is 174 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:13,574 complicated. Sometimes you just got to mind 175 00:09:13,642 --> 00:09:17,090 your own biz. Oh, help! Somebody help me! 176 00:09:17,158 --> 00:09:20,774 JAKE: [GROANS] Go with glob. 177 00:09:20,841 --> 00:09:24,558 Oof! Mercy! 178 00:09:24,626 --> 00:09:28,141 Aah! Oh! Ugh! [HISSES] 179 00:09:31,022 --> 00:09:33,532 Ugh! You little twerp! 180 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:36,647 Are you stupid or something?! FINN: Yeah, I'm stupid! 181 00:09:36,715 --> 00:09:40,464 But I know something real -- you shouldn't eat your husband! 182 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:44,617 Whoa! Ugh! [GRUNTING] 183 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:50,645 [HISSES] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 184 00:09:50,712 --> 00:09:56,103 [GRUNTING] Aaaaaah! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! 185 00:09:56,171 --> 00:09:57,845 JAKE: Yo. Smoothing things out? 186 00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:01,662 FINN: Uh, not exactly. [SCREAMING] 187 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:06,685 Barb! Barb! What's wrong, my love? 188 00:10:06,754 --> 00:10:13,718 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghh! [GROANS] 189 00:10:13,786 --> 00:10:18,473 [SHRIEKS] Aghh! 190 00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:23,899 O-Kay. [SCREAMING] 191 00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:27,649 FINN: What is happening?! JAKE: Something we're not 192 00:10:27,717 --> 00:10:30,094 supposed to see. 193 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:36,021 Oh, ed. We're parents! 194 00:10:36,089 --> 00:10:39,437 FINN: Oh, sick! I think there's hope for us, 195 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,982 Barb. We can make a new start -- 196 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:47,306 as a family. [BOTH SMOOCHING] 197 00:10:47,374 --> 00:10:49,349 JAKE: Nice. FINN: Think they're gonna 198 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:51,224 make it? JAKE: Love like theirs will 199 00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:55,109 always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and 200 00:10:55,177 --> 00:10:59,261 drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you 201 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:01,739 pass out. FINN: Whaaaaaa! 202 00:11:01,808 --> 00:11:05,825 JAKE: Circle of life, Finn. Circle of life. 203 00:11:05,893 --> 00:11:08,571 FINN: Yeeeeoooohhhhh! 204 00:11:43,382 --> 00:11:45,283 [LAUGHTER] 205 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,125 JAKE: Oh, man! All right. What's next? 206 00:11:54,192 --> 00:11:56,661 FINN: Let's see. First, we visit tree trunks for 207 00:11:56,728 --> 00:11:59,597 apple pie, and then we go to bubblegum's science music thing. 208 00:11:59,665 --> 00:12:02,233 JAKE: Wait -- what about the movie at the drive-in? 209 00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:04,568 FINN: That's after we make dream sandwiches. 210 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,836 JAKE: Whoo! Let's go! Apple pie! 211 00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:10,006 FINN: Whoo! [HUMMING] 212 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:11,641 FINN: Tree trunks! Huh? 213 00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:13,677 JAKE: Tee tee! FINN: Tree trunks! 214 00:12:13,744 --> 00:12:17,614 Oh, my, look who's here. Yoo-hoo! 215 00:12:17,682 --> 00:12:19,716 FINN: Whoa! JAKE: Oh, yeah! 216 00:12:19,784 --> 00:12:23,987 Howdy, Jake. Howdy, Finn. Hello. 217 00:12:24,055 --> 00:12:25,889 JAKE: What are you doing here? 218 00:12:25,957 --> 00:12:29,626 I never really left. Mr. pig's been so kind, 219 00:12:29,694 --> 00:12:33,964 helping me [GIGGLES] tend to my rose garden. 220 00:12:34,031 --> 00:12:36,765 [BOTH LAUGH] BOTH: Hmm. 221 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,734 FINN: Cool. JAKE: Cool, cool. 222 00:12:38,802 --> 00:12:42,204 Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. 223 00:12:42,272 --> 00:12:46,275 [BOTH LAUGH] Oh, you. 224 00:12:46,343 --> 00:12:48,344 FINN: Where's the apple pie, tree trunks? 225 00:12:48,411 --> 00:12:50,646 JAKE: Yeah, my stomach is jonesin' for it bad. 226 00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:53,682 [STOMACH RUMBLES] Oh, you all are so early that 227 00:12:53,750 --> 00:13:00,122 I haven't even started. Ahh, ha. 228 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:03,993 I love her so much. FINN: Whoa! You love her? 229 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,628 What? No! FINN: You just said you love 230 00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:08,129 her. You're crazy. 231 00:13:08,197 --> 00:13:10,431 JAKE: Dude, come on. We heard you. 232 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:13,034 [SIGHS] I think I am in love with her! 233 00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:15,269 But I don't know how to go about it. 234 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:18,373 FINN: Dude, you should just tell her how you feel. 235 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,742 Whew. What are you boys chatting 236 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:23,578 about? Hmm? 237 00:13:23,645 --> 00:13:27,081 Uh-huh. All right. Okay. [CLEARS THROAT] 238 00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:31,519 Miss tree trunks, ma'am, today I wish to speak my feelings. 239 00:13:31,587 --> 00:13:34,856 Mr. pig, what's going on? [INHALES DEEPLY] 240 00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:38,425 When I see you, my heart beats like a choo-choo train. 241 00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:42,195 When you stand near me, I get so nervous, I cannot move... 242 00:13:42,263 --> 00:13:45,899 Ohhh. [SNIFFS] 243 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,435 [CRUNCH!] Mm, that's good. 244 00:13:48,503 --> 00:13:51,038 Shush. I feel the same. 245 00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:55,308 I have a feeling that this feeling is what others call 246 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:59,946 "love." What should we do, then? 247 00:14:00,014 --> 00:14:04,418 We should hug. JAKE: Tree trunks, you gonna 248 00:14:04,485 --> 00:14:06,887 bring some apple pie to princess bubblegum's thing? 249 00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:12,291 Uh, yeah, Jake, yeah. JAKE: Well, okay. 250 00:14:12,359 --> 00:14:15,594 See ya later, then. BOTH: Mmm. 251 00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:21,400 [INSTRUMENTS CLANKING] [KEYBOARD PLAYS] 252 00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:24,170 FINN: Bonk, beep, woomp, wowoow, bing-bong, shoo, 253 00:14:24,237 --> 00:14:26,472 DA-be-dop-dop, ooh. JAKE: [STOMACH RUMBLES] 254 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:30,509 Where is she? [KEYBOARD PLAYS] 255 00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:32,278 FINN: You givin' me a back rub, bro? 256 00:14:32,345 --> 00:14:36,582 JAKE: What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 257 00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:39,251 Hmmmmmraa! Is that... 258 00:14:39,319 --> 00:14:42,353 [GASPS] It's tree trunks! 259 00:14:42,421 --> 00:14:47,759 [PANTING] Pie! Pie! Lay it right here! 260 00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:52,363 Oh, Jake, I tried to bake an apple pie, but this cutie kept 261 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:55,667 distracting me. [BOTH GIGGLE] 262 00:14:55,734 --> 00:15:01,773 [SMOOCHING] JAKE: No apple pie?! 263 00:15:01,841 --> 00:15:04,142 This is making me uncomfortable. 264 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:07,479 They are snuggling too long. What is happening? 265 00:15:07,546 --> 00:15:10,148 I forgot my glasses. [CROWD GRUMBLES, DISSONANT MUSIC PLAYS] 266 00:15:10,216 --> 00:15:12,449 BUBBLEGUM: Huh? Oh, gross. 267 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:16,687 [MUSIC STOPS] FINN: [PANTING] 268 00:15:16,754 --> 00:15:18,755 Hyah! Break it up! Break it up! 269 00:15:18,823 --> 00:15:22,059 Okay, the love show is over. Princess, please continue. 270 00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:25,229 BUBBLEGUM: Hmm. [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 271 00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:42,745 [WHIMPERING] This is too much! 272 00:15:42,813 --> 00:15:45,748 [GASPING] Aaaaah! Aaaah! 273 00:15:45,816 --> 00:15:51,053 It's driving me crazy! Cinnamon bun, do something! 274 00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:53,689 Okay. Hey, everyone! 275 00:15:53,757 --> 00:15:56,826 The concert is over! BUBBLEGUM: That's not what 276 00:15:56,894 --> 00:15:58,928 I -- the concert's over, princess! 277 00:15:58,996 --> 00:16:01,397 [CROWD GRUMBLES, DISSONANT MUSIC PLAYS] 278 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:07,336 Princess, how's about a slow song so me and my man can dance 279 00:16:07,404 --> 00:16:13,675 cheek-to-cheek? [BOTH HUMMING] 280 00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,644 BUBBLEGUM: Hmph! 281 00:16:25,254 --> 00:16:27,088 Hmph! Err! 282 00:16:27,156 --> 00:16:31,059 Why is everybody givin' me the hairy eyeball? 283 00:16:31,127 --> 00:16:33,195 FINN: Y'all are too affectionate. 284 00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:36,565 It makes people feel bothered when you and the pig flaunt your 285 00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:39,668 affection in public. They don't want us to flaunt 286 00:16:39,735 --> 00:16:42,470 what we have? FINN: You two need to hide 287 00:16:42,538 --> 00:16:46,740 your love, or else you'll end up making the whole world throw up. 288 00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:50,311 BOTH: We promise to keep our affection hidden. 289 00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:52,279 FINN: Thank you. 290 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,618 JAKE: Have you seen my other shoe? 291 00:16:57,686 --> 00:17:02,756 FINN: I think I saw it in the closet. 292 00:17:02,824 --> 00:17:05,993 [SMOOCHING] JAKE: Aah! Under my shoe?! 293 00:17:06,061 --> 00:17:07,962 Outta here! 294 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:16,202 [BABY CRYING] [GASPS] 295 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:20,506 [SMOOCHING] This carriage is for babies! 296 00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:22,475 For babies! 297 00:17:28,449 --> 00:17:33,353 [SMOOCHING] FINN: Nice stacks of 298 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,455 sandwiches. JAKE: You shouldn't have 299 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,124 bought so many flavors. I had to make a sandwich for 300 00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:40,460 each flavor and for each flavor combination. 301 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,528 FINN: I'm making a cheese sandwich. 302 00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,297 Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch! Mwah! 303 00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:47,899 FINN: Ugh. Tree trunks! Pig! Come on! 304 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:52,304 We're trying to hide our love, but it's so difficult. 305 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:57,609 JAKE: [MUNCHING] Try harder! 306 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,078 FINN: Doesn't look like tree trunks and pig are around. 307 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,648 JAKE: Yeah, looks like the coast is clear. 308 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,550 [PROJECTOR WHIRS] Look at this cup! 309 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:09,121 Now look at this cup! Look at this one! 310 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,223 [SMOOCHING] JAKE: Oh, man! 311 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,659 FINN: [SIGHS] Just try to ignore it and watch 312 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,461 the movie. JAKE: I can't ignore that! 313 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:21,932 [CROWD GROANING, SHOUTING] [SMOOCHING] 314 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:27,471 JAKE: Stop! [SMOOCHING] 315 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:29,907 FINN: Tree trunks, this has gone on long enough. 316 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,476 No more spending time with the pig unless you do it... 317 00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:37,214 Inside your own home. But, Finn, an unmarried 318 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:41,852 couple living together under one roof -- that's indecent! 319 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,188 FINN: Then why don't you two just get married? 320 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,924 We don't want to rush things. Marriage is a big step. 321 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,958 We need time to get to know each other. 322 00:18:49,026 --> 00:18:52,929 FINN: Then I guess we only have one option. 323 00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:55,832 FINN: All right. You can't do this. 324 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,033 Wait. No! 325 00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,501 Stop! [CROWD CHEERS] 326 00:18:58,569 --> 00:19:01,004 Take them away! Sweet meat! 327 00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:05,675 Little dove! FINN: Sorry, tree trunks. 328 00:19:05,743 --> 00:19:09,312 [CRYING] JAKE: So, where do you live? 329 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:13,416 I'm homeless. JAKE: Oh. 330 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:18,288 [SIGHS] I guess I'll just go back to 331 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:20,689 eating criminals. [GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!] 332 00:19:20,757 --> 00:19:24,193 Ugh! Guh! I miss her! 333 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:27,629 [SIGHS] I don't know what I'm gonna do 334 00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:30,065 without him, Finn. FINN: Why don't you make 335 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:33,602 apple pie to take your mind off of it? 336 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:36,939 [SQUISH!] [SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!] 337 00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:43,579 ♪ Dream of love ♪ ♪ is it really over? ♪ 338 00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:53,321 ♪ Can I overcome these tears? ♪ ♪ I close my eyes ♪ 339 00:19:53,389 --> 00:20:03,564 ♪ feel that he's still with me ♪ ♪ still standing with me here ♪ 340 00:20:03,632 --> 00:20:10,705 ♪ dream of love ♪ ♪ are we truly parted? ♪ 341 00:20:10,773 --> 00:20:17,078 ♪ Must this pig forever walk alone? ♪ 342 00:20:17,146 --> 00:20:24,117 ♪ In my dreams, our love is just a dream to me ♪ 343 00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:30,390 ♪ but in my heart, it lives and breathes and grows ♪ 344 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:36,596 ♪ and even though we ain't allowed to be together ♪ 345 00:20:36,664 --> 00:20:43,603 ♪ I cross my heart and promise to be true ♪ 346 00:20:43,671 --> 00:20:46,339 ♪ well, I'm still loving you, girl ♪ 347 00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:51,044 ♪ from halfway 'cross this great big world! ♪ 348 00:20:51,112 --> 00:21:00,619 ♪ And in my dreams, I'm holdin' hands with yo-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪ 349 00:21:00,687 --> 00:21:07,493 BOTH: ♪ dream of love ♪ ♪ dream of love ♪ 350 00:21:07,561 --> 00:21:16,836 ♪ it's only a dream of love ♪ ♪ dream of love ♪ 351 00:21:16,903 --> 00:21:27,512 ♪ dream of lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve ♪ ♪ it's only a dream ♪ 352 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:37,021 ♪ of love ♪ ♪ I close my eyes and feel 353 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:43,228 his arms around me ♪ ♪ in my dreams, 354 00:21:43,295 --> 00:21:50,602 he's not so far away ♪ FINN: Go to him. 355 00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:54,238 JAKE: Go. [GASPS] 356 00:21:59,844 --> 00:22:04,648 [SMOOCHING] I'm freaking out! 357 00:22:04,716 --> 00:22:08,519 [CROWD GROANING] FINN: You know what? 358 00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:09,953 I like it. It's nice. 359 00:22:10,021 --> 00:22:12,389 JAKE: Yeah. [SMOOCHING CONTINUES] 360 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,058 JAKE: Mmm. Apple pie, I've been waitin' to 361 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:19,496 kiss you all day. Mwah!