翻译校对：eX_Libra
超级马里奥兄弟大电影
看哪 Behold!
库巴大王 The king of the Koopas.
把门打开，否则死 Open the gates, or die.
进攻 Attack!
这只是我们愤怒的冰山一角 That is but a taste of our fury.
你服不服 Do you yield?
我不服 I do not.
我终于找到了 I finally found it.
现在，没人能阻止我了 And now, no one can stop me!
♪ 哦，我们是马里奥兄弟，管道是我们的游戏♪ ♪ Oh, we're the Mario Brothers and plumbing's our game ♪
♪ 我们不像那些出名的人♪ ♪ We're not like the others who get all the fame ♪
♪当你的水槽出问题的时候♪ ♪ When your sink is in trouble ♪
♪ 你可以马上给我们打电话♪ ♪ You could call us on the double ♪
♪ 我们比其他人都快♪ ♪ We're faster than the others ♪
♪ 你会迷上兄弟俩的♪ ♪ You'll be hooked on the brothers ♪
这就是我，马里奥! It's-a me, Mario!
和路易吉 And-a Luigi!
你是否厌倦了花太多钱修水管? Are you tired of paying too much for plumbing?
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia!
这就是为什么超级马里奥兄弟会出现在这里 That's why the Super Mario Brothers are here.
- 为了拯救布鲁克林 - 还有皇后区 - Out to save Brooklyn, - and-a Queens,
还有你的钱包 and your wallet!
谢谢你们，超级马里奥兄弟 Thank you, Super Mario Bros.
看来你唯一没榨干的就是我的银行账户了 It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account.
忘掉那些昂贵的管道公司吧 Forget the expensive plumbing companies.
当你独自一人时，和超级马里奥兄弟在一起，你就是家人 So when you're just a face, with the Super Mario Brothers, you're family.
♪ 兄弟俩 ， 兄弟俩 ， 兄弟俩 ♪ ♪ On the brothers, the brothers, the brothers ♪
哇，你太棒了 Wow, you were great!
我很棒吗? 你在逗我吧? I was great? Are you kidding me?
是你太棒了 You were great!
我很高兴，我们把毕生积蓄都花在这个广告上了 I am so glad, we spent our life savings on this commercial.
那不是广告 That is not a commercial!
那就是电影 That is cinema.
呃，那口音呢?那个 Eh, what about the accents?Is it...
是不是很严重？ Is it too much?
严重吗？ Too much?!
那太棒了 It's-a perfect!
好吧，我相信你 Okay, I'm gonna trust you.
哎哟喂...
这不是布鲁克林最出名的废物吗 If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
愚蠢的马里奥兄弟 the stupid Mario Brothers.
啊,太棒了 斯派克在这里 Ah, great. Spike's here.
嘿 斯派克 Hey, Spike.
是 就是我 Yeah, "It's-a me"!
哦 耶 Ooh, yeah...
告诉我 Tell me...
自从你们离开我，去开你们那愚蠢的公司之后，你们接到过一通电话吗? Have you even gotten one call, since you left me to start your dumb company?
事实上，斯派克… As a matter of fact, Spike...
我们有 We have.
哇 真的吗？ Wow, really?
呃 是的 Uh, yeah.
我们的妈妈打电话来说 Our mom called and she said,
"哦 孩子们 这是我看过的最好的广告 ” "Oh, boys! That's the best commercial I've ever seen."
然后我说:“非常感谢你，妈妈 And I said, "Thank you very much, mother.
我们对此感到非常自豪 ” We're very proud of it."
真 棒 So, boom!
祝你用这个做生意好运 白痴 Good luck running a business with this idiot.
你再这么说我兄弟，你会后悔的 Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it.
哦 是吗 Oh, yeah?
用你的小脑袋好好想想吧，马里奥 Get this through your tiny brain, Mario.
你就是个笑话 You're a joke!
永远都是 And you always will be.
你疯了吗 Are you insane?!
他的块头是你的三倍 He's three times your size!
路易吉，拜托 Luigi, come on.
你知道，你不能一直害怕 You know, you can't be scared all the time.
嗯，你迟早会被震惊的 Mmm, you'd be surprised.
你好，超级马里奥兄弟 Hello, Super Mario Brothers.
水龙头有点漏水，太好了 A drip in your faucet, that's great!
我是说 I mean, that's...
你能打电话给我们真是太好了，因为我们即刻就到 马上解决问题 That's great you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away.
OK OK
马里奥，有生意了 Mario, we got one!
超级马里奥兄弟开始营业了! The Super Mario Brothers are in business!
哦 不 我们要迟到了 Oh, no! We're gonna be late.
不，我们不会的 No, we're not.
来吧，我们走 Come on, let's go.
嘿，等等 Hey, wait up!
这边走 This way!
快点 小路 大步走 Come on, Lou. Step on it.
给你 Here you go.
噢, 马里奥! 你在干什么? Aw, Mario! What are ya doing?
快下来 Get off from there!
闲人免进 You can't be here!
我知道 I know!
- 我在工作呢 - 对 对不起 - I'm workin' here! - So sorry.
- 快点，路易吉 - 我很抱歉 - Come on, Luigi. - I'm so sorry.
我尽力了 I'm trying!
我膝盖不好 I got bad knees.
我们终于赶到了 We have hit the big time.
水龙头就在楼上，走廊尽头 The drip is right upstairs, at the end of the hall.
你能修好吗 Can you fix it?
非常自信，先生 Very confident, sir.
你们要小心 别弄得一团糟 You'll be careful about making a mess.
夫人，我向你保证 Ma'am, I assure you.
我们不制造麻烦，我们解决问题 We don't make messes, we fix 'em.
这是弗朗西斯 That's Francis.
它喜欢你们 He likes you.
♪妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，我的好孩子♪ ♪ Mama, mama, mama, you have your baby ♪
扳手 Wrench.
我们的第一单业务完成了 And, our first job complete.
弗朗西斯在这里 Francis is here.
嘿，伙计 Hey there, pal.
马里奥 Mario!
做点什么 Do something!
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia!
呃 马里奥 Uh, Mario?
地狱猎犬要逃跑了 The hellhound is gonna escape!
不，不会的 No, it won't.
马里奥 Mario?
呃 谁是乖狗狗 Uh, who's a good puppy?
谁是好孩子 Who's a good boy?
找到问题了 Found the problem.
- 也许，今天不是太糟糕 - 你怎么这么香? - Maybe, it wasn't a bad day. - Why do you smell good?
是电视里的超级马里奥兄弟 It's the Super Mario Brothers, from the TV.
他们给最差演员颁发奥斯卡奖? They award Oscars to the worst actors?
我干啥了？ What I do?
那个 呃 So, uh...
那么大家都看到广告了 So everybody saw the commercial then?
我们看了 Uh-huh, we seen it.
- 然后呢 - 我不会放弃你的日常工作 - And? - I wouldn't quit your day job.
哎呀，他已经这么做了 Oops, he already did.
那个 我觉得这太不可思议了 Well, I thought it was incredible.
它属于电影院 It belongs in a movie theater.
啊，蘑菇 Ah, mushrooms?!
大家都喜欢蘑菇，对吧 Everybody loves mushrooms, right?
我喜欢蘑菇 我要吃了 I love mushrooms; I'll take it.
马里奥，说真的 Mario, seriously...
你对那个广告有什么想法 What were you thinking with that commercial?
什么 What?!
这应该很有趣 It's supposed to be funny.
谁能把面包递给我吗? Can someone pass the bread?
是啊，但这些衣服是怎么回事? Yeah, but what's with the outfits?
水管工戴着白手套? Plumbers wearing white gloves?
没错 这是我们的标志 That's right. You gotta have a trademark.
与众不同 Gotta stand out.
别听他们的 Don't listen to them.
全世界也在嘲笑达芬奇 The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.
呃 我不确定嘲笑没有，妈 Uh, I'm not sure they did, ma.
老爹 Dad?
你觉得怎么样 What did you think?
我觉得你疯了 I think you're nuts.
你不会为了疯狂的梦想而放弃稳定的工作 You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream.
而最糟糕的是… And the worst part...
你把你兄弟也拖下水了 You're bringing your brother down with you.
多谢 老爹 Thanks, dad.
多谢你的支持 Thanks for your support.
我说什么了? What I say?
- 谢谢收听 - 纽约交通报告 - Thanks for tuning in. - NEW YORK TRAFFIC REPORT
不， 你可不能让我失望 Nah, you're not bringing me down.
你知道吗? You know what!
他们懂个屁? What do they know, huh?
不只是他们 It's not just them.
我们的一生，每个人都告诉我们，你不能做这个，你不能做那个 Our whole lives, everyone's telling us, you can't do this, you can't do that.
厌倦了自己的渺小 Sick and tired of feeling so small.
今天地下水管破裂了 A water main burst underground today.
地铁停运，布鲁克林市中心被淹 Stopping subway service and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
一切都在掌控之中，我向你保证 Everything is under control, I promise you.
- 我们很快就会解决这个问题的 - 管道故障淹没布鲁克林 - We are very close to fixing this. - PIPELINE FAILURE FLOODS BROOKLYN
- 让开 - 没事的 - Out of the way! - It's alright!
快来人哪 Somebody help!
救救布鲁克林吧 Somebody save Brooklyn!
救布鲁克林？ Save Brooklyn?
路易吉 Luigi...
这是我们的机会 This is our chance!
命运在召唤 Destiny is calling!
高中时的命中注定吗？ Destiny del Monchu from high school?
什么 What?
不 No!
跟我走 Just come on.
搞定了 I got this.
他们都没找对地方 They're not even looking in the right place.
来吧 小路 Come on, Lou.
你不会真的想要… You are not seriously considering...
马里奥 Mario!
我们得到那个压力阀那儿去 We got to get to that pressure valve.
妈妈咪呀 Mamma Mia!
我就知道拯救布鲁克林是个坏主意 I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
来吧 Come on.
这是什么地方? What is this place?
看起来 好多年 没人来过这里了 Looks like nobody's been down here for years.
路易吉 Luigi?
路易吉 你在里面吗 Luigi, are you in there?
路易吉 Luigi!
什么 What?
路易吉 Luigi!
马里奥 Mario!
把手给我 Gimme your hand!
一切都会没事的 It's all gonna be okay!
这怎么可能会没事 How is this gonna be okay?!
我告诉你 I'm telling you!
没有什么能伤害到我们，只要我们在一起 Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together!
马里奥 Mario!
路易吉 Luigi!
别碰那个蘑菇! 你会死的 Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!
哦，对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
这个没问题的 That one's perfectly fine.
啊，是一个小蘑菇人 Ah, it's a little mushroom man.
一个小蘑菇人，在跟我说话 A little mushroom man, talking to me.
很高兴见到你 Pleased to meet ya!
我是奇诺比奥 I'm Toad.
呃 马里奥 Uh, Mario.
所以 这个 So this uh...
这个 这不是在做梦吧 This is, this is not a dream?
很疼，对吧? That hurt, right?
是的 Yes!
当然了 不是梦 Definitely, not a dream.
那么 那么 Then, then...
- 这地方是… - 蘑菇王国! - This place is... - The Mushroom Kingdom!
蘑菇, 真的吗? Mushrooms, really?
现在 这是命运的残酷转折 Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.
你好 Hello.
是的 其实我正在找人 Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
我兄弟 真的 My brother, in fact.
他长得和我一模一样，只是又高又瘦，而且是绿色的 He looks exactly like me, but tall, and skinny, and green.
我上次见他的时候，他正从管道里掉下去 See, last time I saw him, he was falling through a pipe.
当时有雾，我相信那里有熔岩 It was foggy and I believe there was lava.
呃 这可不太好 Uh, that is not good.
你兄弟已经登陆黑暗之地了 Your brother has landed in the Dark Lands.
他们在酷霸王的控制之下 They're under Bowser's control.
酷霸王 Bowser?
他是世上最邪恶、最可怕的生物 He's the most evil, wretched creature alive.
我要带你去见公主 I'm taking you to see the princess.
她可以帮忙 She can help.
她什么都会 She can do anything.
公主 Princess?
来吧 马里奥 Come on, Mario!
我们的大冒险现在开始了 Our big adventure begins now!
坚持住 路易吉 Hang on, Luigi.
马里奥 Mario?
你在哪里 Where are you?
你的对手是路易吉 You just got a-Luigi'd.
这边走，马里奥 This way, Mario!
公主就在那座山上 The princess is right up that hill.
对不起，各位 我们要通过 Excuse me, everybody. Coming through.
一场大冒险正在上演 Got a big adventure happening, right now.
给我们让开一条路 Clear a path for us.
- 如果我能… - 给你 - If I could just... - Here you go.
对不起 Excuse me.
对不起，各位 我们要通过 Excuse me, everybody! Coming through!
这家伙的兄弟马上就要死了 This guy's brother is going to die imminently!
请让一下道路 Out of the way, please!
只是想清理出一条通道 仅此而已 Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing.
他会没事的 He's gonna be fine.
- 摇摇菇 - 早上好! - Shake Shroom! - Morning!
很高兴见到你，伙计 Nice to see ya, bud.
这东西有用吗? Does this thing work?
是的，效果很好 Yeah, it works great.
你只要对着它吹气就行了 Hey, you just have to blow into it.
然后 上升 我们走 And... Up, we go.
等等 上升？ Wait, up?