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oh wow oh gosh guys you guys you guys
always get me
are you two grown up being an
incredibles fan though
okay i saw a hot 97 interview that just
said
you don't sleep and you refuse to take a
nap during the day man what's up with
that when did you find time to get rest
a little bit you know in between the
studios somebody playing a wack beat
you get hit with a beat you don't even
like it put you right to sleep yeah
they'll know man all right well look
this whole category dedicated to those
with
no time to nap take a look
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he definitely just peed himself yeah he
peed he's like
genuinely never falling asleep again
hey hey hey are they playing man
no he was trying to get some i think and
she was like
yeah girl get up
she's like nope not today
we're back there i'm gonna
what he's just like come on let me sleep
it's warm in here i'm cozy man he's
coziest to me
get out it's fine he might be on a
little something
he definitely here
okay oh my god i didn't even know what
was going on at first
okay you got cow control that you could
back a cow back up to a man's head and
be like take a
cow this is science right now
okay oh that's disgusting
okay hey lucky he had a hat you are very
lucky you had a hat because
oh no this is not good uh good morning
you're fired and dead
later
how far down is that that's like a real
last mountain
i usually killed him first and then
dumped him
uh-uh turds is about to get nutty
girls night girl's night
oh oh no oh oh and you just like soaked
your own couch like it's nice you just
know she hates her cause she keeps
dressing like her
stop dressing like me [ __ ]
oh it's an attack does this smell
infected
oh my god that is the hairiest butt
crack ever
oh my god go back you got a butt pube in
your nose
like you looked up into the abyss
and then you just got hit with some heat
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hey mark's dead let's get rid of him
what the hell oh i'm gonna kill him
that's not even like that much snow i
mean when y'all run these clips
tell me y'all make sure like they're at
least okay you know like we tried to
right
we try to and if we're not a hundred
percent sure we positively think
right okay my bad things were sketchy
there you have it
when you fall asleep how easy is it to
wake up
very easy what you just like you hear
any noise you pop right up
yeah it depends it's like if i hear the
writing noise i'll pop right up
okay okay you know what about you it
really depends like if i have caffeine
or sugar before i go to bed i'll wake up
instantly like you could drop a pin
but um if i don't then i'll probably
sleep through anything like it takes so
much to like wake me up i'll sleep
through
some of the great earthquakes okay yeah
it makes me sad
i've been through small ones and i'm
like oh this is
whole thing is shaking now the one that
like shook everything where i would have
had the craziest ride of my life
i slept right through that annoys me
okay and look and everybody in this next
category would be just like me because
they're
samurais take a look
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it was julie and
all right is this this dog's burial
buried us though he would have wanted it
this way
i can't be disrupted by anything when
it's my time to sleep i'm sleeping
oh man i was about i was about to go to
walmart
he ain't sleep he's asleep yeah yeah he
stepped down
if his wife is in costco he might be
asleep
sleep mid-step bro man because she's
gifted
oh okay for that cat nope oh man
but that cat's dead bro okay i believe
he used all nine of them
looking at a dead cat that's a little
weird okay this got to be some sort of
joke here
right what's up what's up what's up
you're gonna let me live or what okay
man tricky little cat
today i overslept that happens
i don't i was binge watching television
last night and stayed up late and the
wife was like one more i said no
should we more and more and then it was
like one more and then i'm overslept
the whole show up everything's a mess
what i needed was some sort of
extravagant
wake-up system right that if i over
sleep like the ceiling collapses in on
me and wakes me up
that sounds expensive that sounds like
death
it sounds effective okay just like
everybody in this next category wakey
wakey take a look
it's like falling asleep in a water bath
oh man oh god
oh man that's what you get for sleeping
in a goddamn speedo
ready to go swimming suck me
up oh god you know he think his soul is
being taken
and this is why you pick up hitchhikers
started slobbing and wiped it off he
spit
then wipes the slob
look at this lazy mother
oh he caught it up he caught it down man
bam boom bam boom lamp ball
oh god damn it where's waldo looks like
he's sleeping in band class
oh oh oh the funniest part is someone is
playing dream music
the phone's just like sitting here he's
not even on he just instinctually goes
to the phone
okay there you have it for wakey wakey
okay so i understand young junior will
just nap anywhere what's what's up with
that
juni has this thing where she wants to
like eat and sleep like she like
recently fell asleep with a biscuit in
her hand and she was like this
or the two things behind the passenger
seat she likes to fall asleep like that
she'll fall asleep
hey look we we decided to dedicate an
entire category to
to kids like juni uh that have odd
sleeping habits we call it
kidnappers take a look some kids just
party too hard
kid chella that position
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yeah i'm tired oh my god
you guys he's asleep
raged a little bit too hard at the lodge
last night huh
knocked out that's how boring skiing is
oh i've done this oh my god i had the
smelliest dream
squeeze and sleep squeeze squeeze sleep
don't want to get in trouble about mom
oh
yo kids go they go to sleep like they
work four jobs
like yo like i'm the one that fresh off
tour like juni sleeps like
she playing the nba she sings i'm just
like bruh
he looked like a goddamn businessman
your counteroffer
is accepted good night
you said he looked like a businessman
cancel my 330. i need a neck
all right we have a tweet of one of
yours recently let's take a look at that
okay wake up bake up yeah
all right so you did appreciate that
this guy
look we don't condone this much loudness
from the crowd
but because it's so authentic
we're going to let you get a photo when
it's over
all right check it out so on
ridiculousness we have a different
form of this that has a lot more to do
with getting breakfast
in a unique way we like to call it wake
up
bacon like the same thing
look you want some thanks girl
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he said he wanted pancakes
oh pancakes
now get up and do my laundry jose
canseco
the sleeping baking bear
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you look like a sad-ass clown
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what the hell was that i don't know what
this is
right in the eye it's just inappropriate
man he's not as
mad as he's gonna be when he sees the
footage
this is this is almost murder right here
i keep waiting to see if he was dead
yeah
he's just standing there he just
realized like oh my god i just crushed
his skull
wow
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oh wow oh gosh guys you guys you guys
always get me
ain't you grown to be an incredibles fan
though
i dreamed i was eating a powdered
doughnut and i ain't got no powdered
doughnut
oh you're awoken
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give him food give him food
all right throw one more thing and i'm
getting up and i'm breaking your face