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- * Hear The Legends Of The Kung Fu Panda *
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* Raised In A Noodle Shop *
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* Never Seeking Glory Or Fame *
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* He Climbed A Mountaintop *
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* And Earned The Dragon Warrior Name *
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* Kung Fu Panda *
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* Doong, Da-Doong, Doong, Shu-Gong, Da-Doong, Doong *
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* Master Shifu Saw The Warrior Blossom *
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* And Master The Skills Of Bodacious And Awesome *
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* Kung Fu Panda *
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* Doong, Da-Doong, Doong-Doong, Da-Doong, Da-Da-Doong *
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* He Lives, And He Trains *
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* And He Fights With The Furious Five *
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* Protect The Valley Somethin', Somethin' *
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* Somethin', Somethin' Alive *
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* Kung Fu Panda *
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* Legends Of Awesomeness *
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Sweet.
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功夫熊猫:大侠传奇 第一季第1集
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- Panda, You're Next.
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Ten Seconds To Get To The Other Side Unscathed.
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Ha! Catlike Reflexes.
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- Monkey!
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- Two Points For Monkey.
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Lights Out, Po.
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- Dyah.
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Get Off Me.
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- Po, Five. Monkey, Four.
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- You Can't Count That.
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- Sure, I Can.
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Shifu, That Was A Point, Right?
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- I Don't Care About Your Childish Score-Keeping, Panda.
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- Monkey, That Was A Deceitful, Underhanded Attack.
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Good Work.
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- The Point Of Sneak-Attack Training
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Is To Do The Unexpected.
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- What? Ooh!
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- See? Unexpected.
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Tigress, You And Crane Are Next.
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Ah-Choo!
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- Master Shifu, Can We Take Five
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So I Can Go Sterilize My Beak With Hot Coals?
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- Uh-Oh, I Think I Caught Tigress' Cold.
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- I Don't Have...
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A Cold.
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- Hey, I Got A Cold Too.
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- I Do Not Have A Cold.
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- Not Cool, Man.
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- Friends Love The Sneezy Trick.
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- I Do Not Have A...
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Cold.
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- Wait. Maybe You Don't.
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I See. It's River Fever.
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- What's The Big Deal About River Fever?
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You Get A Little Sneezy, A Little Snoozy.
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I've Personally Barfed A Couple Of Times; True Story.
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Then It's All Over The Next Day.
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We All Had It As Kids.
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- I Didn't. - Oh, Man.
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River Fever's Bad News If You Get It As An Adult.
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You Wind Up Like This.
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Is That A... A Pig?
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- There's Only One Cure:
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Tea Made From The Sacred Sun Orchid.
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- True. The Sun Orchid Is Powerful.
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But Getting One Is Dangerous.
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It Used To Grow Here, But Now It's Only Found In One Place,
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The Valley Of The Scorpion.
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- No One's Risking Their Lives For Me.
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I'll Be Fine. - Fine?
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Look At The Pig.
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Look At The Pig!
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- You May Feel Fine, But The Muscle Spasms Could Start At Any--
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Like That.
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Tigress, If You Don't Get That Orchid By Sundown, You'll..
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- What?
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- I Can't.
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- What?
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- Well, First, You'll Never Do Kung Fu Again.
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I'd Rather Die.
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- Yeah, That's Second.
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- Well, It Looks Like The Dragon Warrior's
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Gonna Be Picking Up That Orchid Deal-Y.
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- I'll Get It.
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50 Points Says I Get There Before You.
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- This Is No Game.
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Few Have Ever Returned From The Valley Alive.
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And Those Few Have Come Back Shambling Zombies,
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Their Minds Destroyed By The Power Of Scorpion Sting.
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Long Ago, Scorpion Was A Celebrated Healer,
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An Expert In Medicinal Plants.
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The Soil In The Valley Of Peace
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Was Perfect For Her Experimental Flowers.
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But When She Discovered A Hypnotic Elixir
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And Stung Herself With It,
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It Warped Her Body And Her Mind.
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She Used This New Power To Control Others.
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She Assaulted The Valley
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By Turning Villagers Into Red-Eyed Drones.
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She Nearly Succeeded In Taking Over,
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But Oogway Had Two Things She Didn't Have:
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The Villagers' Loyalty And A Shell.
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Oogway Exiled Scorpion,
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But She Stole The Last Sun Orchid That Grew Here.
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She Has Sworn Eternal Vengeance
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Upon Anyone From The Valley Of Peace,
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Which Is Why You Need To Be Extremely...
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Po?
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- In Case You're Wondering, I'll Be Getting That Orchid Before You,
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'Cause I've Got A Secret Weapon: Awesomeness.
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- Not A Chance.
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I'm Faster Than You At Everything...
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Except Eating.
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Oh, Maybe We Should've Stuck Around And Listened To Shifu.
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- Man, He Is Such A Worrier.
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It Was Just "Blah, Blah, Blah, Danger,"
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"Blah, Blah, Blah, Certain Death" Kind Of Stuff.
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You Know, He Should Cut Back On That Green Tea.
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I Think It Makes Him A Little Tense.
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That's A Lot Of Skulls.
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You Want To Know Something Interesting About Skulls?
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You Can't Drink Soup Out Of Them.
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- Wow, That Is Interesting... To No One.
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Come On! We Got To Get A Move On.
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So Pick Up The Pace!
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- Me?
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You Couldn't Pick Up The Pace With A Shovel.
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- Oh, Yeah? Watch Me Fl--
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Uh, Think Anybody Heard That?
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- Think Anybody Didn't Hear That?
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- Ooh, Visitors From The Valley Of Peace.
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- I Think I Dislocated My Forehead.
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- It's That Adorable Panda Dragon Warrior They Speak Of.
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- Uh, My Brain's Like A Bag Of Pudding.
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- Ha. Nothing New.
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Come On!
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Tigress Needs That Orchid By Sundown.
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- Oh, They Need My Orchid.
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And I Need To Add Something To My Collection Of Tchotchkes.
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His Adorable Panda Head Will Fit Right Here...
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Once I Sever It From His Body.
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Ooh, Yes, You Come And Get Your Medicine For Your Lady Friend.
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I've Got It Right Here.
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- You Know What Else Is Interesting About Skulls?
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They Run Faster Than You.
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- Ah, What I Lack In...Speed,
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I Make Up For... In...Stamina.
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Don't Hurl. Don't Hurl.
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Monkey!
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I'm Gonna... Catch You!
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- Good Luck, Po!
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Scorpion.
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You Can't Beat Me.
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- I Already Have.
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Poison.
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- Not Exactly.
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Oh, I Could Simply Have Poisoned You And Your Panda Friend,
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But I'm A Shut-In, Thanks To Oogway.
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And This Is My Only Entertainment.
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It'll Be So Much More Fun To Watch
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As You Destroy Shifu's Little Pet,
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The Dragon Warrior.
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- No! Po, Friend.
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- You're Only Good To Me As Long As You Forget
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That He Is Your Friend.
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- Forget My Friend.
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- And Destroy Him.
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- And...
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- Destroy Him.
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- Destroy Him.
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I Must Destroy The Panda.
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I Must Destroy Po!
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- Monkey?
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Now, You Don't Get Any Points For Hiding.
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- Must Destroy Po.
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- Are You Messing With My Head?
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Ooh, A Berry.
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Oh, Man.
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It's A Rock.
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Wait. It's Not A Rock.
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- It's...Bird Poop?
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I Just Touched Bird Poop.
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Must Destroy Po.
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- It Won't Destroy Me.
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It's Just Gross.
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- Destroy Po.
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- Shifu And I Set Up A Sick Ward.
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It's Completely Sanitary.
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- Unlike My Face.
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- I Don't Need A Sick Ward.
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I'm Fine.
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Muscle Spasm.
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Perfectly Normal.
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- Don't Touch Me!
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- Uh, We Also Took In Some Kids With River Fever.
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Hope You Don't Mind.
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- Of Course Not.
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I Love Children.
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Muscle Spasm.
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- Not That Time.
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- Hmm, To The Left Of The Skull,
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Which Means We Go Right At The...
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What Are You Trying To Do?
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- Destroy Po.
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- Are You...
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Sneak-Attack Training?
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I Don't Know If This Is The Best Time,
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But Okay.
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Watch Your Back, 'Cause Now It's My Turn.
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- Po, Ten. Monkey, Six.
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- Destroy Po.
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- Monkey?
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Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey!
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Are You Messing With My Head?
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- Destroy Po.
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Po Has Taken A Commanding Four-Point Lead.
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What Could Poor Monkey Possibly...
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Scorpion's Lair.
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- Destroy Po.
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- The Orchid Is In There!
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Cut It Out, Monkey. We Don't Have Time For That!
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Tigress Needs Our Help.
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- So, Uh, I'm Hoping You Like Clowns.
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Then I'm Hoping You Like Not Hitting Me.
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- Hello, Boys And Girls.
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I'm Mr. Ping--
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I Mean, Mr. Clown.
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I Have Come To Spread Joy And Happiness
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And Two-For-One Coupons For Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop.
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Oh, Someone Has A Sad Face.
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What's Your Name, Little Girl?
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- Back Away.
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- Oh, And Would "Back Away" Like A Pretty Flower?
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- No. - Ta-Da!
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- The Flower Is Made Out Of Coupons.
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- To Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop.
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Four Out Of Five Herbalists Recommend Noodle Soup
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For River Fever.
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Who's The Master Juggler?
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Not Me.
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I Love You So Much.
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- I Love You So Much.
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Who Loves You? Who Loves You?
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Of Course, I Love You.
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????Me Love You Always.
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You're Choking Me.
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- Doesn't Mr. Clown Have Urgent Business Somewhere?
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- Quite Right.
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Quite Right.
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Mr. Clown Has To Make Friends With The...
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Something Friendly.
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Well, Kids, Mr. Clown Must Be Going Now.
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Good-Bye!
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- Ping's Noodle Shop.
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- We've Got To Find A Way In.
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- Oh, That Monkey Doesn't Know What He's Doing.
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He's Pathetic At Destroying His Friend.
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I Blame The Parents.
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I Guess I'm Going To Have To Give Him A Little Help.
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If You Need Someone Violently Destroyed These Days,
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I Guess You Have To Do It Yourself.
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Oh, These Are Really Heavy.
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- Destroy Po.
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- Uh, Yeah, I Don't Think That's Helping.
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See If You Can Find Something To Pry These Open With.
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Something Metal Would Be Good.
273
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- Monkey. - With A Point.
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And Hurry.
275
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That Could Be A Broken Toe Right There.
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Oh, Those Are Perfect.
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Let Me Just Get Out Of Your Way.
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W-W-What Are You Doing?
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- Can We Do Your Hair And Makeup?
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- No.
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- Are You Strong Enough To Stop Us?
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No.
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We're Gonna Make You Pretty!
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- So Do U U Love Po?
285
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- Is Po Your Boyfriend?
286
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- W-What? No.
287
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He Will Be When He Sees You!
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- Just Perfect.
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Wait A Second. You're Really Trying To--
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- Destroy Po.
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- Must Destroy Po.
292
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- Your Eyes-- What's With Your--
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Wait A Second.
294
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Red And Glowing Eyes, Trying To Kill Me,
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Acting Like A Zombie.
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That Scorpion Is Controlling Your Mind!
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That's Awesome!
298
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What Does It Feel Like?
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Monkey, You've Got To Snap Out Of It.
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It's Me, Po, Your Best Buddy.
301
00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,770
Well, I Don't Know If I'm Your Best Buddy,
302
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But I'm One Of Your Buddies.
303
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Am I Your Best Buddy?
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It Could Be Mantis.
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I Mean, I Know You Guys Have Lunch Together A Lot.
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But You're My Best Buddy.
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Yes, You Are!
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Especially If You Stop Trying To Kill Me.
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- Destroy Po.
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- No!
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Don't Do It, Monkey. It's Me.
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I'm Your Sneezy-Trick Friend. Remember?
313
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You, Me, Friends?
314
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,960
Sneezy Trick? Ha-Choo?
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- Friends! Remember?
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Friend?
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- It's Getting Late.
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I'm Not Sure They're Gonna Make It.
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- Don't Say That. They'll Be Here.
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Crane, Viper...
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Mantis...
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I'll Never Do...
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Kung Fu Again.
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00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,400
- Hey, Don't Worry, Tigress.
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There's Lots Of Other Things You're Good At,
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Like... Uh...
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- Don't Worry.
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They'll Be Here.
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- Someone's At The Door.
330
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Come In!
331
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- Po No Mo'.
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- Look At You.
333
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:17,370
Who Did A Good Job?
334
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Monkey, That's Who.
335
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,690
He's Only Been Dead A Few Minutes.
336
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,550
He Shouldn't Stink Already.
337
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,790
- That's The Stink Of Awesomeness!
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- Us, One.
339
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- Scorpion, Zero.
340
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- Oh, How Did You Overcome My Mind Control?
341
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,950
- With A Poison That's Stronger Than Yours.
342
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:49,960
And That Poison Is Called "Friendship."
343
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,120
- We'll Take That Flower Now.
344
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:53,720
- The Only Thing You're Going To Get
345
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,480
Is A Little Soap To Wash Out Your Filthy Mouth.
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00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,270
- Let's Do This.
347
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,390
It's On Me! It's On Me!
348
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,660
- This Is Going To Sting A Little Bit.
349
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:27,880
Just Kidding.
350
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,320
It Burns Like Fire.
351
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- Negatory!
352
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,390
- You'll Never Get My Orchid.
353
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,310
- Oh, Sweetheart,
354
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:23,560
You Can't Surprise Someone With This Many Eyeballs.
355
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,730
- Oh, No?
356
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,690
- Wha?
357
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,870
- Nice One!
358
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:44,780
- Bonus Points For Po!
359
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:46,510
- Hey, I Helped.
360
00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:47,720
We Split 'Em.
361
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,830
- Deal.
362
00:21:56,530 --> 00:21:57,540
- We Got It!
363
00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,520
- Quick! It's Almost Sundown.
364
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,890
- I'm Supposed To Make Tea From This Thing,
365
00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,630
But There's No Time.
366
00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:21,030
What Do You Think You're D--
367
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,300
I'm... I'm Cured.
368
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:27,080
- You're Welcome?
369
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,030
Sorry.
370
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,580
- You Have Done Well.
371
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:34,420
- Yeah, Once I Used My Dragon-Warrior-Ness
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To Cure Monkey Of His Zombification...
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- Po, Do Your Funny Zombie Impression Of Me.
374
00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:41,640
- Oh, Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Right, Right, Right.
375
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Destroy Po. Must--
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These...Are...Peppers!
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00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,700
- Monkey, One. Panda, Zero.
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